This Is Important - Ep 64: The New #LetsStopLetsGo Campaign

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

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most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, I just glitter. You gotta stay high in today's day and age. Instead of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break? Let's go. Hit me with a soundboard. Hit it. Okay, here we go. Yes. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Great ass. Say it. Good. Is that what, did you, did you walk down a little? Yeah. Did you walk down a little path where you were like, it's going to be all let's go's? Yeah. You're going to do like, you're like 15 because you stopped that too. Let's go. Let's go. How many did you got? Hit us with it. How many did you get? I mean, I only have four at the time,

but I think we'll hit us with them. I gave you all of them. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Leave my friend alone, dude. He's got four. I'm just saying, it's a great, I could see where you were going with it, and I was excited. Aggressive. Well, this one is pivotal. Let's go. That's the one from the Hertz Renekar. Do we get into it? Let's go. Should we? Should we get into it? All of my least favorite things on planet Earth. And that's not hyper. Disappointed. That's the real deal. Tom Brady, that guy bugs me so fucking much. Yeah. Why do you hate greatness, bro? I don't hate him. I don't hate the guy. I don't know the guy. I'm sure he's super cool. The word was bugs. He bugs, man. He bugs. Yeah. First

of all, I hate people screaming, let's go. That bugs me, dude. I'm bugged. Well, you're losing. You're losing, brother, because that ain't going anywhere. I understand. No, the thing is it will go. It'll go. You're living a nightmare. I live in a nightmare. That's life. I liked your pitch, dude. I think you need to have a PSA where it's let's stop, let's go, because it's gone too far. It's too far, dude. And then now, so the jurors explain it. Well, I was just going to say, I'm with Blake, where we got to get you guys out there listening to blast that hashtag, let's stop, let's go, hashtag, let's stop, let's go. We need to do a black and white PSA with sad, like, piano playing in the background. And we need to put it together. We need to call

up all our celebrity friends. All of them. The six of them we have. Yeah. The six of them. And three of us are right here. Eric Andre. Eric Griffin. Eric Griffin. It's all the Eric. Maybe Jillian Bell. Eric Roberts. I met him once. Oh, man. Yeah, we'll see, man. And I think we could maybe finally put a stop to go. Let's stop. Let's go. Yeah. What you said now just didn't really work. So I'm glad you circled back to the thing we... Yeah, we circled right back to it, but we had to... So anyways, it hurts rental car commercial. Yeah. It blew my... We all started texting. Like, we all saw it within an hour of each other. Yeah. I saw it. And all of a sudden, the text started rolling in from you guys. Like, have you seen this fucking thing? It's Tom Brady.

The whole thing is him. It hurts rental car commercial. It's just him saying, let's go. And then other people saying, let's go for the entirety of the commercial. And then the commercial says... Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, it's him. And how do you feel about rental car companies? Dude, it specifically hurts. He couldn't have paired with the most evil fucking corporation. Just, I mean, just the jugger. Like, come on, at least go with an underdog if you're going to go. Right. Let's go. Go with a budget. Go with somebody, a scrappy little underdog. You go with hurts, the fucking evil empire. I'm pissed now. National. Go with national. Who is the most low on the totem pole? Alamo? Alamo Struggland. Alamo Saas. Yeah, but it's in the name budget for

sure. Yeah. Budget is the one that... Budget is budget, dude. They give you the... They say your car is non-smoking and it always smells like a fucking ashtray, dude. And guess what? That's still better than hurts because hurts will tell you that they are open and you'll go there and it's 11 o'clock at night and you have a three-hour drive ahead of you and they won't be there. No. And you can't get your car, even though there is cars with keys in the cup holder that you can take if you're on a certain tier. Right. And then they won't allow you to just remotely upgrade your tier so I could take a fucking car. No. I don't know why you're in entertainment. You need to be a CEO of a rental car company and just... Just overhaul.

Divine rides. Okay. Divine rides. Divine rides. Yeah. Yes, sir. I like it. What was the makeup company where all the people who work for it drove pink cars? Oh, Mary Kay? Is that right? Yes, my boy knows his shit. Give me a hell yeah. I don't know what that is, but you don't know Mary Kay was like door-to-door makeup sales ladies. Where I grew up, we had no doors. Okay. That actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah. You can't read the time and there's no doors. Perfect. Damn, bro. Scandinavian. I got you so good with that one. I threw it out there and you were like, wow. Yes, points. You burnt me, bro. You burnt me hard. You're still laughing, huh? Yeah. Yeah. You got me, bro. You got me, bro. Yeah. I said like a meme that it was something

like basically crypto is Mary Kay for millennial dudes. For dudes. Yeah, it was very funny. Yeah. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I like that. Super cute meme or GIF. It was a meme, right? Memes are just where it's a photo and then there's words. Right. I think a GIF is a moving. It's moving. Yeah. GIFs are superior. God, I love GIFs. GIFs are what we're known for. Yeah, we're GIFs. Yeah, I love GIFs. We're total GIFs. We're GIF hogs, bro. What are you guys? Are you guys fucking with the metaverse? We're fucking each other. How'd you find out? Are you guys fucking each other? Should we tell them? Blake, should we tell them? Let's keep that on the low, bro. The metaverse? No, not at all. Zero percent. I refuse. Yeah. Bullshit, dude. You're going to be such an early adapter. Yeah. No, man.

Why? Because I'm trying to live on this planet in real life on this earth while it's still here. And is it early? And is it early adopter? By the way, before we move forward, is it early adopter? I adapt early. I don't even know if that's called adapting or if it's just, yeah. Yeah. All right. I do an early adapt. Hey, let's keep this thing moving down the pipe. Let's keep this thing moving down the pipe. Hey, let's keep this thing moving, man. Little word of warning. I'm second. No, I'm two and a half cans deep. He's a can man. What are you saying? I'm like 15 milligrams, and I smoked weed right before this. So this might be one of them podcasts that the last 20 minutes I just in a giggle hog. Yeah. Smoke weed every day. We love it, bro. We support that lifestyle.

Stay high. I love when you laugh at me. Yeah, you got to stay high in today's day and age. Dude, you have to. Unless you're in the metaverse, where everything's nice. Anyway, metaverse, you're going to adopt to it, Blake? I would like to adopt to the metaverse maybe someday, but not right now. I mean, I feel like we have like... Well, you can't even do it right now. It doesn't even exist quite yet, right? What do you mean? Didn't we talk about this, how I got on those goggles and was trying to figure out how to sit courtside, and they were like, you have to go to this place, and then some guy just rolled up on me and was like, hey, and I was like, I just was quiet. I just was quiet and was like... Oh yeah, on Quest. I'm not here. It's not like fully formed yet. It's

like the first days of the internet when you just got on it and you're like, well, there's just like words here. I don't give a shit about this. Yeah, just a meme. I'm trying to live in a GIF. But you can still... I think on that show, John Wilson, right? The HBO show. Yes, great show. He interviewed some dude the other day who runs a business in the metaverse and has people working for him at this pretend business and has had to fire people who did not deliver at the job in the fake world. That's live. And is it like Sims? Yeah, basically. Where you're playing pretend, or can you make real money? Is there real? Yeah, well, you can make real money if you create things in the marketplace that people

want to buy. That's kind of cool. But how do you create? Let's do cool shit in the metaverse. Well, that's what's coming down the pike. Or the pipe. Debatable. Yeah. And you know what? There might even be pikes made, pipes made. I don't know. It's science. If you create something like a world that people want to go to or like real estate that people are like, this is fucking sick. I can go into this house and do these certain things. People will then buy with real money, fake money, which is a whole other crypto type coinage that exists there. But it's not fake if people are using it as currency, right? Exactly. Yeah, but I'm like, dude, we only have five or 10 more years left of a lot of the animals

on earth and like coral and like, so let's just go out and see it while it's still here because it's all going to be gone very soon. Blake, you're on the internet all the time, man. Yeah. Well, it's my. Don't get on your high horse and pretend like you're not always on the internet. You're the only one of us that knows how to photoshop, so. Yeah, you're like, you're one of my more plugged in guys when it comes to the world of the internet. Well, I bet you have more than three. I only go to three websites. Bitch. What are it? It's Pornhub, Gmail, and then the other one's debatable. You Porn.

And it's Pornhub, Gmail, the other one's you Porn. The other one, I mean, it's like maybe a deadline in Hollywood to find out stuff about, like, I don't know. Your adversaries? Goodbye. Of my adversaries. You go to, wait, what were the three? Gmail, Pornhub. Gmail, Pornhub, you Porn. I don't go to you Porn. I'm pretty Pornhub loyal. You know what's crazy? Go to you Porn every once in a while.

It's kind of a different vibe. The videos have a different kind of thing that might catch you off off guard. I know they're probably once a month is just checking out and they go, whoa. It's a different interface. It's a little shittier. It's a little kind of grimeier. If you're like looking for a less polished thing every once in a while. This is you Porn. You know what I don't like about that though, is if somebody is using any of your devices and they put, you know, Y into the search bar looking for YouTube

and you go to you Porn more than YouTube. That's going to be the first thing that pops up. Sorry. You don't, you don't use the like. So you have to have a special computer as a dad. You have to have a special computer with that. With that it's like you put like black tape on it or something. You're like, that's just daddy's computer. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.

Don't touch the one with the giant X on it. Drop it. I guess any sticker would work. Remember the Austrian guy who had like the 18 doors down to the dungeon where he kept his like kids or whatever. Yeah. The one that looked exactly like you as an old man. Exactly. That's where I, goodbye. That's where I keep the, the porno computer just behind 18 doors.

Yeah. I have a, I have a little hidden department, compartment right behind my, uh, No, you said department. My tile. I have a whole department store of porno. Of just underwear on racks that you like squeeze when you just, it's like a Macy's. A buddy of mine's dad had a computer in the garage. It's, it's Adam. I already know it's Adam. He's a bagel.

A buddy of mine's dad. Yeah. His dad, when we were kids. Daddum. And I remember in Blake's favorite decade, the 90s. Daddum. And I always was like, what a weird place to put a computer. In the garage. You know, I was like, in the garage.

It seems like a strange, and now I understand why it was there. I'm really, they really just dawned on me within this conversation that he was going to the garage because that was his porno computer that the children were not allowed to touch. Yeah. Some guys work on cars and some guys work on their lube, something else. Lube the pipe. Jiffy lube. What's funny at Adam as I was ready to come to this guy's defense, I'm like, yeah,

if he for sure just didn't work at home. And then I was like, yeah, but he's beating off in there for sure he is because he didn't work at home. He had a job. Right. He left. Yeah. He put in, he put in some hours though. He's punching in.

Some work in the metaverse. I was so hyped on the bros that would get busted on Zoom calls, like beating off. And they thought they were on camera. That one guy, I thought that one guy tubing or whatever. Like, I didn't realize the intricacies of like, they were on a Zoom call and then they're like, hey guys, let's take a five minute break and everyone broke off. Some people didn't. He thought he did.

And then just started beating off. And then they were like, hey, Tuban. By the way, we're like seven months late on this. This poor guy is just like, we just said, but anyway. So who was he? Sorry. Who was he? He works for like the New York Times, I think.

Oh, okay. So we was a reporter. Like a journalist, right? Oh, okay. And didn't realize he was still on Zoom. And they were like, Jeffrey, and he was like, oh fuck. So then his headset wasn't on. So he's just double fisted.

Oh, going, you're like, and like, by the way, apparently, Bang one out. He's only got five minutes. Exactly. Your boobs are huge. He immediately called people and apologized and was like, oh my God. So sorry. Doesn't matter.

No, you got to double down. Already fired. You got to double down. You're out the door. The headlines made it seem like this dude was just like on the down low, like, what? I'm not doing anything. Yeah, totally.

Just a lot of shoulder movement. Yeah. Did I do that? I know. That sucks that we live in a world that when you think you're on a five minute break, you just crank. Yeah, you can't crank down. Have we talked about how we, we had people call their parents and ask parents who were bosses

back to the workaholics writer's room. Flashback. We were doing an episode we were talking about instead of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break to go beat off? If you're like, you just need to, right? You got to just sometimes you got to do it. Yeah. And now I feel like you have the leg to stand on saying like emotional

health. Right. Yeah, for sure. Like ejaculator right now would emotionally make me feel better, stress. Right. And so we had people who, whose fathers had people who worked for them. There were no mothers.

But so we had Kyle called his, Kyle called his dad and was like, what are you fucking talking about? Like you did it on your own time. Kyle betrayed me. And then he betrayed us. Kyle's daddy, me yelled at him. But our writer's assistant, who, he'll go nameless for now, because I don't know if he wants this out there, but he's a good man.

This was in the writer's room where we were calling everybody's dad. He's a good man. Yeah. Yes. And he's, he's. He's a good man. He's Tony Goodman. And, uh, he.

Let's go. Yeah. We love, we love Tony Goodman. But. Great guy. He called his dad. Who's a, who's a lawyer and has a firm and the dad got like hella, like absolutely not like legal jargon.

And we were like, oh, your dad sounds hella smart and like a boss. And it was using really big words. We were all really impressed. But then he called back and was like, look, I don't know. Maybe he had time to think about it. Yeah. He'll down a little bit. And I don't know if you guys, I guess I wouldn't give a fuck.

Like, yeah. I mean, it's, I guess there needs to be, I feel like if we ever get offices again together, never, never, probably never it will happen again. Yeah. Cause we're all, always in different places, but I feel like we should just have a room and, and you know, for either sex to go in and if they want to crank down. No. Cause I don't want to go in the room you went in.

Why? It's a jerk institution. You've been in many rooms. I've jerked off in. Have you ever been in my house? I don't doubt that. What I'm saying is when you bust, there's gotta be particles as we learn about coronavirus. Oh my God.

There's gotta be like jizz particles that hang in the air for upwards of days. Oh, really? There's gots to be. It's science. If I know, if I know my guy, there is. Yeah. I jizz glitter and you can't, you can't get it off. You're like a bronie.

It's everywhere. Yeah. You kind of dust the place cause they do say like, wasn't the whole thing like when you smell farts, you're actually getting like poo particles into your nose or something. Yes. But that's not exactly what it is. But I'm sure that there's some remnants. Yeah.

You're getting gas, but like, yeah, there's for sure that one particle that was like there to attack your nose. Roo poo. Like true poo. True poo. Yes. Wait. Yeah.

So that makes sense. What? Yeah. That's what I always heard. Like that's what the smell of farts was was just like small particles of poo hitting your nose. No, it's methane or whatever. Like it's actual gas. Okay.

Well, that's way grosser to me than just being covered in my jizz. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah. Just particles. Just particles. Covered. Yeah.

Just particles. Yeah. Bukakmi. Yeah. Remember when I didn't know, you guys, it was just way back in the day and you guys were talking about Bukaki and. Constantly. Just let me take it out there.

Almost always. Go ahead. Yeah. No, actually, I was trying to talk about it. This is how it went. I was trying to talk about it. About something and I said Bukake. Yeah, you didn't know how to pronounce it.

You had only read the word in your head. You had never heard it pronounced aloud. I'd never heard it aloud. So I, how I read it was Bukake. Right. Well, that's just, that's the Midwestern in you. You just, you look at it, you read it, phonetical, Englishly.

You don't know that there's a, there's an up and a down in there. A little birthday Bukake. It's delish. Bukake. It's delish, baby. A little birthday. Bukaki. Blake.

What's up with, what's up with that? Like, oh dude, what is up with that? I was going to loop back around to Blake going in the metaverse. Okay, I was going to try and get 20 minutes out of Bukaki, but yeah, metaverse are 20 to 40 on Bukaki. Dude, let's, I like both. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

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Bukake. Bukake. Yeah, hot hot. We're talking bukkake. Bukake. Bukake. Would you, if you're in the metaverse, right? And you're wandering around the verse.

And you stumble in some weird room and a bukkake was about to go down or what's happening, would you participate in this metaverse bukkake? And would then it be like a bunch of avatars like jerk it off on like another avatar? Here's my thing. If it's the metaverse, I'll do like, you know, remember like the Houston 500? I'll do a Blake 500. You could virtually line up and just blaze the hell out of me. Yeah, but do you, but you don't want to witness that.

I mean, think about like two girls, one cup. Like just watching that it was like enough to make you go, this is my thing. For us to make a video about it and end up watching it like 200 times. To me, this isn't real. So it's like we can actually get away with even, it'll probably get really even more weird in the metaverse. But that's the whole thing is that like, what is real? Real, real perception is reality or reality is perception.

Eventually it's going to feel as real as whatever, as me right behind you right now. He's here. He's in the room. You know what I'm saying? Like eventually you're going to be putting on that suit or whatever. And it's going to be trill. Right. You're, you're, you're giving the matrix argument.

You no longer even know you're a part of something. Scantendo will be real. You know, I mean, you think this life is real? You think this isn't just a simulation? I mean, oh shit. Well said. Topical. Damn dude.

That's freaking sick. Is it real? No, I, I, I do think the current thing we're doing right now is real. And it is real. What about it? Yeah, we're in Israel. The Gaza Strip? I'd like to pivot.

I would love to pivot. And talk Israel real quick. Go for it. This is the way. Because you did have some, you had some interesting things to say the other night. Go ahead. Yeah, but that, see that I was at a, at a premiere party. I was just letting my political views fly, but this is, you know.

As you do at every premiere party. Yeah. I thought the McGroober premiere was a great place to just get my hot takes on Israel. Should we tell everybody? It's fucking great. Can we tell them? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What were these hot takes? I'm joking, but it was a super, super funny, super funny premiere. Oh my gosh, dude. McGroober. A lot of man butts. McGroober is fucking back, dude. And I am, I couldn't be more excited. Yeah.

I love McGroober. How many episodes did you guys get to watch? Two. Just two, but God damn. But they're full 30 minutes. So it was like an hour's worth of McGroober. Sweet McGroober. It looks great.

It's funny as hell. I mean, McGroober, what a strange freaking. Everyone out there, you're worried about how it's going to look. I can hear it already. Guess what? Looks great. No, I mean, like it looks, the production is great. Yeah, it looks like they spent some money on it.

Oh yeah. They spent some money on the premiere party. Yeah, the premiere party was out of control. There was flames. There was fucking tanks. There was. It was crazy. Sick army jeeps.

It was, they went all out. They're all in, which is so weird because McGroober, the movie was a total flop. Well, it tanked. That's the joke. You didn't get it. Okay. I like that.

McGroober is like such a strange. No points. No points. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. God damn it.

That is really. God damn it. Yes, points. It does get the most points. Yes, points. No, like McGroober is such a wild story because if you don't know, it like started off as just an SNL sketch. Right.

Then it was a whole ass movie that was critically kind of torn apart, sent like Will Forte into like a depression almost. Even publicly, like people didn't go see it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. For some reason, the word just didn't get out because it truly is just one of the funniest movies ever. It's hilarious.

Yeah. It's crazy, but you know, there's comedy. Well, it's one of those movies that just didn't hit the mainstream vein, but people that really like super funny shit, seeked it out and then it became like a homegrown thing. Mm-hmm. But then like 10 years later, they're making a series out of it on freaking Peacock.

It's crazy. It is. I'm so stoked. Peacock, baby. There's a song that Kristen Wiig does in there that if like, you know how there's moments in comedies that are super famous like the orgasm in when Harry met Sally and everyone knows to like, I'll have what she's having or whatever.

And it's super famous. Right? It's an old generation, but I get, yeah. I'm not saying it's a great- I'm thinking we're a jazz flute anchor man, but- I know. We spoke about it. But what I'm saying is that that is like a seminal moment and it's

not even like that great. There's a song Kristen Wiig does in this movie that is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. And if this movie came out when there weren't 40,000 billion things to watch every fucking moment, it would be for sure one of those very famous comedy things. He's the bae. Instead, we're just going to talk about it now and that's where it's going to live.

People are going to watch it. It's the best. I really have to. I think I might have only seen McGroober one time. Mm-hmm. Like when it came out. Re-watch it. I don't-

And when it came out, I went to the theater and saw it, but- Oh, it's so good. I mean, there's a few like some comedies like super underrated comedies always get the shaft like because they're not viewed as like good or whatever. But like Freddy got fingered. I remember thinking it was so damn funny, but I have a Snapchat memory and can't remember it even a little bit.

Right. Yeah. Well, Blake was just about to go on and talk about Freddy got fingered and how we're about to give him flowers. I'm thinking of comedies. No, that got its flowers, dude. Everyone loved Freddy got fingered. No, dude.

It got absolutely torched by Chris. Yeah, but now with our friends. Our friends loved it. Yeah, that's true. Our friends love it. Adam knows nine people that like it. So fucking chill. Yeah.

All the Eric's loved it. Every Eric we know loves it. Like what are the most underrated, like critically destroyed comedies? Game over, man. Freddy got fingered. Cable guy. Cable guy originally. Cable guy.

Same list. Um, Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence. That's the super. Oh, dude. If we're going to go Martin Lawrence, Bluestreak. Yo. Bluestreak. Did people not like Bluestreak?

People didn't hate that. Yeah. I thought they'd like to just find- Bluestreak found, it's really found its audience when it came on HBO or Showtime, whatever the fuck it was. Then Showmax. HB Show. That's huge.

I mean, that's not too far off. There could be streaming service called Showmax. Yes, points. Showmax. And that's when people started seeing it. Classic. Popstar. How did that do in theaters?

Popstar. The Lonely Island Bros. Who also Yorma directed the McGroober show. So shout out to those dudes doing things. Did he? I have a six style boys sweatshirt that I got to rock when I have a Halloween that I'm not fucking working on. Yeah.

Popstar is another very hilarious. I watched it very recently and it was like, oh my gosh. It's so funny. The Osama Bin Laden song is so fucking funny, dude. Yeah. And I- So this makes me want to think that- I think because I think Yorma did write some of McGroober.

So maybe he wrote the song that I'm- Yeah. That I'm speaking on. That's dope. I didn't really get to talk to Yorma. He was at the party. I said bye to him just because I was just like, that was fucking dope. But I would love to bro down with that guy.

Do you think for just a moment he was like, I can't believe that guy just didn't say anything except for bye to me? Yeah. Maybe. No, Yorma probably went home and like hit his pillow. What yo ass say? And his wife was like, what's up? Why are you so mad?

And at first he goes- Well Blake didn't say- Nothing. He goes, nothing. I don't want to talk about it. There's clearly something wrong. We usually fuck like crazy right now. Let's go.

And he goes, I know we do. I know we do. I know we do. But I was at the party and I thought we were going to bro down with Blake. But- Oh yeah, to say hi man. He goes, he goes, you know who I always say I know would be my soulmate? And she's like, Blake Anderson, right?

What about him? And he goes, well, so tonight he was there the whole time. And then I almost said hi to him. But then he just said bye as if like we couldn't even say hi. Like we couldn't even, didn't even want to entertain the idea of being best friends. But- Goodbye. And then he goes, should I just burn the hard drive of the album I made for him?

Yorma, if you're listening. Yorma, Tacome. If you're listening. Does that already say his last name? Tacome. I don't think so. Tacome. I think there's an end at the end.

Yeah, Tacome. Yeah. Well- Of Lonely Island fame. If you don't know them, check them out. They do a lot of really funny stuff. It might be an M. And if the audience could kind of just turn their radio down for a second,

I would like to speak to Yorma for a second and say, dude, I'm so sorry that I was just, I don't know. It's kind of in my head in the night. I really wanted to say hello, but it was your big night. But I'm such a huge fan. And I thought McGroober was absolutely excellent. And if you want to hang out, let me know. Okay, everybody could-

And everybody could turn their- They could turn their stereo back up. The stereo back up. Yeah. Okay. We got that off our chest. Thank you for letting me do that. Yeah, thank you for letting me do that.

Cool. What's weird is that you know he's listening, so he turned it down. Oh, shit. I needed to tell him. Well, no, he said everyone but him. Did I? Did you say that? I thought you said something.

I thought he said everyone turn it on and then he said, this is just for Yorma. Okay. I guess, yeah. We'll find out, I guess. We'll for sure find out. There's no way to tell. We'll see.

There's no way to tell. Actually, you know what? Speaking of us talking about people and then it getting back to us, I always do get- Simon Rex hit me up and he was like, yo, I heard you guys show me a little love on the podcast. And he actually asked to be on it. And I had to go, we were doing something different over here.

We don't have guests. We have no guests. People on the show, lead the show sometimes. Yeah. We don't- Sometimes, oh, don't. We're losing people. But he's-

I can see ya. He's got Red Rocket coming out. I can't fucking wait to see that movie. Me too. That movie looks like it's gonna be cool. There's so much good shit coming out right now. Sean Baker, who did Florida Project, directed it. Yeah.

That guy rocks. I feel like everybody kind of saved everything in the chamber till December this year. And there's just so much good shit popping. I feel the exact same way. He left it in the chamber. Dude, I was like, this is such a chamber month. Everyone left it there. I like that.

What's that from? I like that place only punches back with the sound board. Smart. Smart. Don't call me, bitch. I didn't say shit. Fuck you. That's all I got, dude.

All I got. And Sue just- They do left. They did leave it in the chamber. Well said. To do one little last thing about the McGroober mirror is- By the way, it's crazy to me that it's called mug-roober. No one says-

Mac-roober. But nobody says Mac-roober or Mick-roober. Mick-roober. You should be saying Mick-roober. You shouldn't be saying mug-roober. Anyway, when I was leaving, I talked to Will Forte for a moment and he goes, Hey. Oh, hello.

Thanks for the shout out you guys did on Workaholics way back when. And I was like, oh yeah. We had a line where we were like, that's not my Will Forte. Oh yeah. Like when someone was like, hey, can you do this? Well, actually, it's not my Will Forte. Genius level stuff. But I do love how that throwaway line somehow like, I don't know,

people probably tweeted like, did you hear the line? And he's like, I didn't. But yeah. No. But he logged it. That's nice of him. You know? He's one of the funniest guys.

And he's super nice guy, too. Nice guy. Nice guy. Fuck, dude. I wish I would have talked to him. I didn't talk to him. He did say, you can go now. And I was like, what?

I'm just kidding. Well, you didn't talk to him? Because you know he was thinking he was going to bed that night. But as you know. He's a bagel. He likes to do high yoga before bed and then he couldn't do it. He probably couldn't sleep that night. So what was the deal?

And then like the very next night you go to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers event. That was the night before. Which looked pretty fucking cool, by the way. Dude, it was sick. On 2B, check it out. Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. And how do people get 2B again? You can just download it.

It's that easy. Just download it. It's an app. Yeah. And there is a lot of, besides the Freak Brothers, there's a lot of other shit on there that I was like, oh, if this was free. Yeah. Like, I for sure would just have this.

Right, right. Because there's tons of movies and shows and shit. 2B is wild. They also have like super weird, like deep cut sci-fi movies that I haven't seen in years. Like this movie called Arena. I mean, it's in robo-jocks. Like weird, weird shit.

I believe you mean robot jocks? Yes. You've heard of it? Yes. It's so old. It's so good. Yes. Come on, of course.

Yes. Yeah. But anyway, so it's 12.30 my time. I have to be up at 5 a.m. And I actually have to leave the house at 5 a.m. So I have to be up at like 4.40. Right. And it's 12.30 in the morning.

And Blake keeps FaceTiming me. Right. Like three times in a row, my phone was like Well, it wasn't just me FaceTiming you. You also got a FaceTime from the one and only Pete Davidson. From Pete. Yes, you and Pete Davidson. Boy, you got seduced and destroyed.

Dude. And then I got a number. I'm assuming it's Pete's phone number. I've had his phone number like five times now. And every time he will text me, it's from a new number. I'm like, who's after this guy? I think you know Kanye West. Do you need to?

Everybody. I'm like, bro, what? This dude is on top of the I Need New Phone world. Yeah. I guess I just like, why would you ever just don't answer the phone calls you don't want to answer? See, but you don't know. You're not in that stratosphere.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess not. You got to get on that Us Weekly tip. You got to get on the cover of Us. When you go to sleep at night. You got to be right there. Well, you just want your phone to stop going. That is true.

Fallen in love already. Yeah. Dude. It has an Us Weekly next to him, which is so strange, by the way. That you have an Us Weekly with an arms distance. Goodbye. Why do you have an Us Weekly right now? I've told you guys this.

I love the back page. I love the 25 things you don't know about me. Just that? Yeah, it's the best. I feel like that shit's online. It's such a hilarious like mom thing that you do, dude. I read that and I throw it out. So it's not your girl that is subscribed to Us Weekly?

It's my best friend. No, I've been getting this forever. I love it. Oh, sick. Speaking of needing to change your number, I got the craziest, most insane cross-the-line robotext today with like a link to click on to like give your life away. It says, OMG, she's gone but not forgotten.

Fans say goodbye to Betty W. But it's what Betty did before she was gone. That's just shocking. See the full story here. What? Isn't it? Can you see that? What do I say?

What an insane. What? And did you click the link? It's like, yeah, I did. And dude, the story is crazy. No, but like the first one, they're like, Betty White died. She didn't and then they're like,

click here to find out what scandalous shit she did. What? Well, and for sure, I mean, you're not going to, like someone like my mom. That's to get someone like my mom who loves. She is an Us Weekly subscriber. She gets People Magazine. She likes to know what the celebs are up to, you know?

But then she also is of the generation that would think that someone's just texting her that. She'll click it and then that person, they own your home. You have no money in your bank account. Dude, it's so mean. You get doxxed. Dude, what does doxxed mean? Doxxed is when like someone makes all your information public,

like where your phone number, email, watch it. Yeah, no doxxing. Our parents are going to get completely railed in the metaverse. It's going to be bad. Oh, what if you, I mean, this has already happened for sure. They're fucked in the metaverse. They're going to get jumped. I bought my parents a Oculus just because I figured it would be

like my dad is going through cancer treatment. I figured he just is sitting there. I'm like, yeah, you might want to like sit here and play a game or some shit. Haven't touched it once. It's just, it's just there. Good. Of course not.

Yeah. I have one I barely, I just look at it and I go, I'm sure there's a lot of cool shit going on there. I'm living in a nightmare. It's too much. Well, it seems like you need to be taking more quests, dude. Yeah, dude. What are you doing on this thing?

You know what he's doing. You know what he's doing. He's powdering his room. Adam is powdering his room. He's putting dust particles in there. If you know what I'm saying. Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. He's just beating, he's just beating.

He's sprinkling the glitter. He's beating choc erasers together. Yo, remember that was like the job in first grade. It was like, okay, and you get to go clap the erasers and you had to go outside and like take 10 minutes to just kick it. You walk in Adam's freaking hotel room. It's like a fog machine is on or something. My God.

It's like, you got dry ice in the sink or something. Jesus. Hear me out here. And I'm going to trademark this shit. But if you have an alarm in your house, so when somebody comes in and starts robbing you, instead of just a beeping going off and a thing sent to the cops,

what about just you have fog machines set up in each room? Ninjas vanish. And well, I mean, if you had ninjas, ninjas roll up. But you just fill the room with fog and then they're like, I can't see anything. That's what Mace is, Anders. Yeah, but that's what Mace does. No, but you're gone.

You're out of town. Yeah, you're not home. So then they could wait the hour that it would take for all of the fog to subside. But it's just called the police is my point. So like the police are on their way and are they really going to take the time to be like, fuck, I can't see anything.

Let's wait an hour. No, the police are going to be there. They're going to fucking bail. Did I just change the world? Shut up, bitch. OK, so it calls the police. Did I just protect everyone? I mean, it could actually, it might be a genius idea.

That's what I'm saying. I mean, fuck, dude. Because remember when we did that scene in Workaholics, we couldn't see anything. Dude, how annoying is when like your neighbor's alarm goes off? Yeah, sure. And you're like, motherfucker. And you don't care.

Turn him off. You're like, for sure, it's 98%, 99% of the time, it's not someone breaking into your home. My alarm goes off all the fucking time. It's like a window pops open a window or something happens. And it's never anybody breaking into my house, except for that one time it was that someone stole my stuff. A rifle.

And yeah. Yeah. And in my car. So you're just saying fill the room with a fog. So I think so a fog wouldn't bother your neighbor if the inside of your home is filled with fog. Well, here's the problem. What if your house is on fire and they think it's smoke

and they're like, oh, shit. Is the homies house on fire? See, it's a whole, it's blue. It's blue smoke. It's blue smoke. It's blue smoke. It's blue smoke, dude. Damn, you're a fucking genius.

So now I own 50% of the company. Holy shit. Yes, points. So that was your company. No, Blake's right. You get points. So I'll give you some points. Well, how many points are we talking here?

I feel like that's making it blue. That's sort of a 50% idea, though. That's genius. Yeah, I don't agree. Because guess what? Guess what? The smoke for the company I have, all of a sudden, it's green. All of a sudden, it's just another color.

And then fuck you. Oh, fuck. All right. But you were all green. You had to get greedy. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? Damn.

Blake, he hasn't trademarked this yet. I feel this is just more racing. I just told you I already did it. I already got it. How'd you do it? You can't. You go online. Yeah, come on, dude.

Ah, fuck. All right, Blake. We'll have to figure out another business plan. Yeah. That's all right. Sorry, brother. See you later, man. Unburnable flags.

Hates fire, loves America. Unburnable flags. There we go. Fire is so scared of this particular flag. The fact that you remember that is crazy. It's an unburnable flag. That shit's important. Good stuff.

Do you remember every line you ever done? Every line that I sing, I remember. Wow. And I remember literally zero other things about anything. Snapchat memory is just about real life things that you need to know. Real life things. And also, workaholics, there are scenes,

like I'll see clips and videos online every once in a while. There'll be whole scenes that I truly don't even remember. That's not me. I don't remember. And definitely don't remember shooting it. Like, there's scenes that I don't remember it being a thing. I feel like Adam is protecting himself right now for people who come out and go like,

I don't like the way he said that thing to me in a scene. I don't remember. I was deep into character. I can't recall. I can't remember. No, I honestly can't. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

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that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people.

I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There's some freeze frame or clip going around in our deep, like, workaholics, uh, Instagrams of me with my pants ripped out the butt. Oh, yeah.

And they're like, why are Blake's pants- I sent you that video because somebody DM'd me and they're like, please, it's driving me fucking crazy. Why isn't, why is his ass ripped in the certain episode? Yeah, and it was some prank. Things get cut. There's some prank that got cut out. I can't remember.

Somebody glued me to the chair or something. Yeah, because I think maybe, maybe in the same episode, maybe a different one. Some episode I'm wearing a Tiva with socks and then a cowboy boot walking down the hallway. And there's no explanation for it. And people were like, what? And we had cut whatever this had set it up. I love it. I love that we had to get that show down because we shot a lot.

And we would improv and go off on different runs that ended up being better than, sometimes it'd be better or we'd make, uh, than what we wrote, or it would just make the scene so much longer that we had to cut other things that sometimes had to do with the plot. But here, here, it's death of a sales dude. And Blake's butt. Butt. Yeah.

I'm holding poo. I have the frozen poo discs in my hand. It's cause, oh my God, can we get into this explanation of where the prank to shit into a, a plastic bag, flatten it, put it in the freezer. And then when it's frozen, you open it up and you take out what is now a frozen poo disc. And you slide it into someone's open window who's like, uh, open car window when it's like hot out, they like want to keep it kind of like, so it doesn't get too hot. You slide it through that and then it melts in their car seat.

I would say that that's more, that is a salt. I think that that's more than a prank. But where did, and Blazer, you can use their name or not. Where did this come from? Wait, who did it? I don't remember. I don't even remember. I thought this was just like an idea we had in the writer's room that we talked about.

This was a con, this was a conquered Bay Area boy. Yeah. This is one of your homies ideas from when they were like really young. Who was it? I don't know. My guess is, my guess is Teddy. Seems like it could be a funny Teddy idea. That seems sinister.

Yeah. That seems sinister. I think, well, then Kyle must have pitched it, but it was one of your homies ideas from childhood that was like, if I ever get fucking really pissed at somebody. I mean, no, it makes sense. It's amazing. It's a fantastic idea. I mean, like the person would really need it coming in order for you to slip a shit

disc on their car seat, slip a shit disc in their car. But also, like, how did it get in? Yeah. It's like the riddle you hear in first grade where they're like, you're in a room, no windows. There's a rope hanging, and then there's a puddle. A puddle of water. How's the guy get there hung? How'd he hang himself?

Oh, he got a ladder. There's no ladder in the room. Yeah, dude. That was a class. He climbed. Adam's fucking stumped you. I don't even know what you guys just said. I don't know that thing.

What is it? Oh, it's like one of the oldest riddles in a book. A man is hanging in the middle of the room. I'm really, really bad with riddles. A man is hanging in the middle of a room. There's no one. What's that room? It's huge, huge.

High ceilings, 12 foot ceilings. Okay. And the walls. What color are the walls? They're green like the smoke of a... Anyway, he's hanging. It's just, it's a room. Walls are 12 feet away.

He's 12 feet in the air. And there's a puddle underneath him. And he's hanging it from a rope. Yeah. How did he hang himself? How'd he die? What do you mean? Like how did he get the fuck up there to hang himself?

Yeah. He didn't. He was tooling around, decided to take a piss. There is no restroom. There's no way to get out of this room. It's just weird. You're a stupid dumbass. Piss is in the middle of the room.

There's a rope there. Right. He slips off the rope. And it gets caught on something, ping-pang-pong. So the answer is he was standing on a block of ice and then it melted and he hung. Right? Yeah.

Ah, shit, dude. I was almost there. I was looping around. Yeah. I was looping around to that. Yeah. What you ass say? It was bad.

That was bad, dude. There was a similar one that was like, there was two identical twins at a bar. They ordered the exact same thing. One of them, like, drank their drink fast. One drank their drink slow. They went home. The next morning, one twin was dead.

It was also like the ice note. My favorite part about you telling that one and me being like, oh yeah, there's another one. Is it, I don't know most of this other one either. So it's like, it's completely ruined. The one where it's like a boy is hit by a bike. His mom takes him to the, or like, his dad takes him to the. Well, how do you guys know so many riddles?

I don't know any riddles. You guys just have a common riddle ready to go. Yeah, dude. It's like, yeah, it's fucking crazy. It's cool. I'm not saying it's not cool, but it's saying that you have riddles ready to go. A kid gets hit by a bike. It's what we did before television.

Before the metaverse. His dad brings him to the hospital or something. And then they're like, is this my life story? And then they're like, no, were you on a bicycle? Yeah. Oh, shit, dude. Yeah, wait a second. Well, it depends.

Yeah. If your parent, if your, if your mom is a doctor, the whole riddle is basically. Okay. And no, everyone goes like, they go, well, your, his father was here too. And you're supposed to be like, how did that happen? Like, how is his father also here? And it makes everybody sound sexist because you forget that like a woman could be the doctor in the room.

I just explained it in the worst way. Listeners, if you're listening, if you're listening, find it and host it somewhere. Yeah. I might actually be able to figure that riddle out. That seemed like a fucking, like even the Dumbos. No, no, knowing you, there's no way. They'll be like, okay. The dude was like, this guy peed.

There's a doctor. There's no way it's the mom. Dude, this guy was in the middle room and he like P jet streamed up to like the noose and got caught. It's all good. It's all freaking good. I can. Cranberry Sage. This is a good one.

Let's go. Are they gonna, are they bringing back the Riddler in the DC world? Oh, I hope so. And is it gonna be Blake Anderson? Oh, that would be so tight. Edward. I cast my vote for you. That'd be tight.

That would be very fun. Nigma. You know, I would like, I would like to be in a movie that all three of us are DC villains. Uh-huh. Do we pitch that? I guarantee we could pitch it. Let's pitch it. What could we get made like Lobo or something?

Oh, no. Aren't they doing Lobo? They might be. I feel like they're doing it and it's going to be like The Family Man. What's his name and we talked about last week? The Family Man. That's a Nicholas Cage movie. Aquaman.

Family Man is a Nicholas Cage. Is it a Christmas movie? Momoa would be a great Lobo. Momoa. No, the new Batman has, wait, who is the bad guy in the new Batman? Pattinson. Oh, the bad guys. Penguin is Colin Farrell.

Yes, which is so odd. I saw stills of him and it's like. Get over it. He's a good actor. Get over it. No, he's a great actor. I'm a fan of him. You're not over it.

Why aren't you over it? It was just weird because he doesn't look like super cartoony. He just kind of looks like a bald guy. Yeah, like kind of a fatter, angrier version of Colin Farrell. You're not going to beat DeVito as the original Penguin. Yeah, DeVito was the best. Have you rewatched Batman Returns recently? It's fucking, that character is bizarre.

He just bites some woman's face. Bites her nose off or no, a guy. Bites this guy's nose off after telling like a bad joke. Yeah, dude. And he fucking eats Catwoman's bird. It's heavy and then spits the blood on somebody. Yeah, it's. Yeah, he's got issues.

Dude, that was the best back in the best decade, right Blake? Oh, absolutely. That's when Batman was cracking. They were on a roll. Batman was Batman. Was Batman. Was Batman. Dude, yeah.

They took swings and Batman Returns, like the sun was played by that guy who was in every football movie ever from the and he was he was Butterfingers from Hudson Hawk. What was that guy's name? Hudson Hawk. The big muscleheaded guy from the program busted his head through the car window. Oh, sure. Yeah, the program.

Yeah, see that. Uh, yeah, I know that character and really loved that scene, but I don't remember his face or something. White, white face. White guy, big white face. White, white body. He had like a big old booty cheek that he was shooting the steroids into.

What else? All right. Thank you. Into that. Into that. Now you're now you're talking my language. What else is he in? Hudson Hawk, more football movies.

The longest yard. Great football movie. Higher learning, probably. What is the best football movie? It's Rudy, right? For me, it's Rudy. Oh, that's a great. I mean, any given Sunday with Jamie Foxx is not up there.

What? Nah, it's not up there. Nah. Willie Beaman. Hey, dude, don't get me wrong. He crushed that character. Al Pacino. Red ass.

Not up there. Dennis Quake. You guys need to watch it again. LL Cool J. Red ass. We know. Keep going. Renee Russo.

We know. Their team is like the sharks, which is so cool. We've seen every Renee Russo movie. We know. I'm a Russoite. Uh-huh. We've been in Renee Russo. Russo, bro.

I'm a Russo, bro. That's fucking cool. We've been in one. The intermingers have been in a Renee Russo movie. That's how I explained it. Mm-hmm. Well, fuck yeah. Wait, but best football movie?

Unnecessary Roughness. I just remember the cover. It was like that football with the sunglasses and the horns and the cowboy hat. That shale is so hard. That was a tie-in. Kathy Ireland was the kicker. Woo!

That was a tie-in. I'd never seen the movie. I just love the cover. Who was the main guy in that? Was that Dennis Quake? I don't know. Charlie Seen. I'm sorry.

Charlie Seen. I don't fucking know. That could be Charlie Seen. I mean, the original Longest Yard is off the chain. We're spinning our wheels here already. When Rudy's obviously the best. It's the one we all know. The Bert Reynolds Longest Yard is the fucking shit.

The Sandler one ain't bad either. Friday Night Lights is not a movie. Book that's most in a movie. There's got to be a better one that we're forgetting. Oh, Varsity Blues from the 90s. Oh, I feel like we're talking the 90s. There goes my hero. That was the extension of Dawson's Creek.

That shit was really dumb. Oh, that's true. It was a spin-off. Yes, it was. Like, fuck you, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you. And what, uh, what's, um...

What about Air Bud Golden Receiver? True. Not your damn dick. No. No. Blake's trying to make a mockery of this, dude. Obviously Varsity Blues is not a spin-off of Dawson's Creek just because James Vanderbeek, the one and only.

Right. But Paul Walker's in it too. John Boyd plays the coach in Varsity Blues. Who's that, that big dude that now is like... I think he just... A buff? Didn't know. No, no, no.

That's a different guy. Different guy. It is a different guy? I think the guy just died. Oh, really? RIP, that big guy. Hey, what happened? I think he, I think the guy who kept getting the concussions.

And then, by the way, in not another team movie, we're like... Ethan Supley is the one I'm talking about. Ethan Supley is Jack now, yeah. And he is in Varsity Blues, correct? Is that, or am I... No, it's a different guy. Different big guy, got it. Isaac came up with a good one too.

The replacements with Keanu Reeves. That one is fucking good. Never seen it. Never seen it, not a fan. We're forgetting one. We're absolutely, hey... Is there a John Claude Van Damme one? We would like to go out to you guys.

And Blake, if there's a John Claude Van Damme football movie... I'm thinking of Sudden Death. You and your friends would be the only people that saw it. Yeah, I'm thinking of Sudden Death. That was hockey, yeah. That's hockey. Yeah, which is a fucking... That's the best hockey movie we know about it.

Slap shot, fuck outta here. Slap shot. No, Sudden Death. Get off my jaw. Rock. Goon, goon, baby. Goon is fine, yeah. Goon is great.

Goon was like, let's do a new slap shot. No Sudden Death. It's no Sudden Death, you're right. It's no Sudden Death. Fucking thing sucks. Is there any flowers or giveaways? Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks 2.

Oh, Mighty Ducks is great. Mighty Ducks. Oh, we can do this all day, bro. Mighty Ducks. What is the best football movie? Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks.

The best football movie is Mighty Ducks, the hockey movie. End of discussion. And we'll leave it at that. It will leave it at that. No take backs. There's no take backs today. I stand by everything. I stand by this app.

Oh, I would love to heat a warning to everybody out there. Can I do a heat a warning? Yeah, you can do whatever you just said. You know, it's a holiday season. I know a lot of us are sitting down with our families, watching the classic Christmas movies. I just got to tell you, be careful with gremlins. There is no Santa scene in gremlins,

and I'm pretty fucking pissed about it. So if you're about to sit down with your kids and watch gremlins, careful because it creates an uncomfortable conversation. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on. It's just that her dad comes down the chimney

and to pretend to be Santa. He dies. Yes. And then she ends her little fucking monologue with, and that's how I found out there is no Santa. And I said, excuse me, gremlins. You are not that movie, pal.

Just mute. You are not that movie. You got to mute it. Oh, dang. Gremlins was like that? Yes. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me.

And I'm like, dude, we have rating systems. It tells you if there's killing and nudity. If you're a fucking Christmas movie and you're going to pull the curtain back, I need the warning on the fucking beginning. Yeah. I'm with you. There was, Emma walked past some cafe the other day.

It had a sign outside. You know, they write cute shit on chalkboards now outside of cafes sometimes. Yeah. And this one said, like, this is life. It's like, you believe in Santa. You find out there is no Santa. You become Santa.

And then you look like Santa. And I was like, that's life. This is just out on the street? What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of here with your fucking coffee and your fucking sign. The fuck out of you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. That's when you take the sign, you throw it through the window. So are your kids, your kids can fully read that sign. I'm bad with when kids start to read. Yeah. They're fully reading.

I'm bad with when kids can read. I mean, yeah, my eight year old can read. When two kids read? Yeah. Are you fully reading? Six, seven. They are reading earlier than I think we were. I think I was like 14.

We don't read. We don't read. So they're reading quick. We read the tea leaves, okay? Absolutely. I read us weekly. Thank you for that Heed the Warning blade. Yeah.

So anybody out there. That's the first ever in BII history. Yes. Heed the Warning. I mean, we already watched the Kurt Russell Chronicles part two. Oh, yeah. We watched that one already. Those are good.

If you need to like. I gotta check that out. Because I love Kurt Russell. If you need to juice her back up, throw that on. I love Kurt Russell. Goddamn. That's my Santa. He's Santa now.

It's so tight. You know, Attiba took the Goldie's Mrs. Claus. Attiba took the photos for that movie. So shout out to Attiba. No shit. He got that gig because he did Game Over, man. We really hooked his ass up. Seriously?

Bam, is that real, Bam? Yeah, that's real. That's real. Adam, you want some points on that? It is real. And it's real. I'm going to have to make a call, guys. This was another episode.

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