This Is Important - Ep 65: A Very Horny Holiday Episode

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, people don't realize how sexy those sheep can be. Fuck, you don't like oingo-boingo?

I'll look at this guy's dick. Yeah. Buckle up. I feel good. And we're bad, baby. I do feel good. Oh my god. Can you guys tell I'm wearing eyeliner? Uh, now that you mentioned it, a little bit. Can you? Yeah, you look like actually very much so. You look like like a girl at a wedding who like cried and is now just hammered on the dance floor. Yeah, who's just over just by the cocktail shrimp, just slamming some, slurping down some shrimp. Yeah. Hard target, baby. You look good. Hard target. Don't for her third, third slice of cake. I guess easy target. I say hard target. For work right now, it's the last week shooting the Outlaws and I go undercover to rob a bank, a spoiler, and kind of, not really,

and it'll be in the trailer. And so I'm like, I have eyeliner and shit on for it. It's so fucking hard to get eyeliner off, dude. What do you mean you have eyeliner for it? Like, is there a specific disguise? It is a specific disguise. I don't know if I want a spoiler. Yeah, yeah, don't spoil that. I know what it is, though. Yeah, it's a good, it's a good disguise. Don't care, but it's a good disguise. Is that a line from the Shrek movie? I don't know. Could be. I don't know. There's no way to tell. Why did you say donkey? You just did it because you're Adam divine. You'll sometimes you'll say something. I sometimes say words and maybe it has something to do with what I'm dressed as. Hey, and that's why I'm here. No, but so they had the eyeliner me up and it's impossible to get

off. And then I look insane for for the rest of the night. Like, don't you wait you you say insane, but you look beautiful. But go ahead. Go ahead. Thank you, Blake. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, your eyes are popping. I know. Yeah, it looks I looks like I got a bad case of the smoky eye. We're not the smoky I was like a thing for a minute. Girls would get that. But then you could fuck it up and just kind of look like you've been crying. And that's what it looked like. Right. Yeah, super hot. Avril Lavigne. To be honest, I'm captivated though. Yeah, thank you. I'm throwing out some sultry vibes. Absolutely. My buddy a Tiba and Blake's very good, very good friend. I think they fuck. Yeah, I think they just say our friend at Tiba.

No, no, no, Blake and him. They're closer than they're very close. Me and me and a Tiba are close. We're homies. He came to the bachelor party close homie. Blake and a Tiba FaceTime every day. 69, dudes. Hey, man, what can you say? You said it with the sound board, but you know, he has a twin, but I like to consider myself the a trickle third. Yeah, I'm a triplet. The third leg. And so what about him? Yeah, what about him? He fucked you. He's in town. He's going to shoot the posters for the movie. Yes. Nice. A Tiba. A Tiba, Jefferson, famous skateboard photographer, famous basketball photographer. Holy. It's just a famous photographer all around. He shot the poster for Game Over, man. And we love him so much that I took him for

outlaws. But then no one told me he's coming into town today. Right. And no one told me that he's shooting the poster tomorrow. I had no idea. And you're dressed like that. Oh my God. You have to make you over. Yeah, wait. So you had to put eyeliner on the night before just to be ready for the photos? What now? I have to do it again tomorrow and then scrub all this makeup off my face because I'm caked in makeup. Right. And so I'm afraid I'm going to look like a smoky-eyed asshole in these posters. I'm a man. They could fix a lot with, they could fix a lot via the internet, right? For the Photoshop. I mean, dude, I saw, and this is not a shot's fired because I love this man. But I saw a print ad in a magazine the other day. Like, you know,

you get magazines. Yeah, absolutely. Us Weekly. Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One. Is that a new one? Is that a new one? Yeah, you gotta get them every day. Once a week. Us Weekly. Samuel L. Jackson, Capital One ad. Have you seen this going around? He is fully airbrushed in a way that's crazy. Does he say let's go? Yeah. Is this a Hertz? Let's go. I feel like I said Capital One. Capital One, which is a credit card. Like a credit card, right? Or is that a bank? You know what? Hey, let's move on. No. Absolutely not. Capital One. Capital One. What do you have in your wallet? You guys watch sports, right? It's the only commercial they play. It's a credit card. It's a credit card. It's a credit card. Now it's Capital One. Let's dive deep into Capital One.

Deep into Capital One, please. Is that a Visa? Is that a Mastercard? Or they're doing their own thing. Capital One is its own. Burn the capital, baby. I believe it's a Visa. So it's like a bank. It's a bank. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Now we know. That's fucking cool. So, but yeah, no, he's getting older. I feel like older actors, they want that brush look. Admittedly, I've been airbrushed before where they've like airbrushed all the like forehead wrinkles out of my power lines, as I call them, off my head. And I've been like, and then I saw the movie poster and I'm like, not mad at it. But like, you're under 40. People don't know you had those power lines as far as you know. This guy's got to be 70, right? You have to have power lines. They gave him skin

of like a baby. It's weird. Yeah. I would have, if I was that old, I'd have been like, yo, give me like something, please. Like something. Old me up just a little bit. Maybe a little crow's feet or something. Yeah. He's 72 years old. I imagine the old look like wrinkles are going to be in pretty soon because people are going to be so unwrinkled that you're going to want those wisdom lines. Have they ever been in the history of humans? No. But you think they're about to be? Yes. Because come on. And that's why you're on fabulous furry freak brothers, you wild dog, because you say crazy things like that, donkey. Absolutely, baby. Blake and I are up in the merch game. Where's your fun mergers? Me? I'm rocking Astro Glide, a proud sponsor of the podcast.

Can we talk about how our wives, because we all have wives now. I'm part of the club, boys. Lucky. I just saw your wife. She came over for a visit. It was awesome. Okay, that is lucky. Hey, what the fuck you said to me? Not cool. I'm out of town. My wife comes over to your house for a visit. Uncool. She's cool, man. We had a marg. It was cool. Oh, had a what? What the fuck, man? Had a marg. It's just a couple of girls having margs. Wow. No, I know. She came over. Yeah, she was fully just kicking it. Cool kicking it. Cool kicking it. I knew that. Because you know where she is at all times. I know that. No, I know. She's been chipped. I just talked to her a minute ago, and also I track her via my phone in the chip. Right. That I've implanted in her,

but in her butt. But via AstroGlide. That's how we got it up there. That's how we do it. You use the glide, not the force, as I have a t-shirt that says, what do your wives think of all because Chloe's, you know, she's like, Oh, wow, another sponsor that is about sex. We got Trojan. Trojan's a proud sponsor. We got AstroGlide. What else could we get, right? We're starting to run out of like sex. Sponsors, sexy, sexy. Well, but hey, you know, tanga eggs come at us. Yes. Yeah, we're not getting any, like, hey, AstroGlide, excited to get, I'm excited to use the product more. It's been a while since I've glided. Yeah. For real. You know, it's been a long while since I've glided. Yeah. You're kind of a dry guy or what?

No, I feel like I don't need that much. I don't need that extra amount of lubrication. Sure, sure, sure. Because you're already... And when I do it, I... Blake's talking about solo. Oh, you're a self lubricator. No, I secrete. No, my dick sweats. You guys... Sweats? Goodbye. When it's working out? Huh? Doesn't secrete? Sweaty dick. Wait, what? You were saying? No, it's all good. No, I feel like we need a tanga egg, dude. That's the thing. Tanga get at us. Do you guys out there know about tanga eggs? They sent some to us like season three or four workaholics. It's just, it was like a crate of eggs and we were like, what the fuck is this? We briefly mentioned it, but we didn't give it the spotlight we need to because tanga eggs were... Game changers. Tanga, you're

getting your flowers. Basically, it's like a, what is it? Like a silicone egg and then you like pour the sauce in it and then you just... The sauce. You just blaze it. Yeah, you fucking egg. Yeah. And it is awesome. But then it's all ribbed inside and then there's different styles of ribbing and it feels differently. Right. There's like the corkscrew, there's like the zigzag. So yeah, so us as fully grown men were fucking silicone eggs. But by the way, we gave it out as party favors to all the, to the writing staff and all the men didn't get a lot of female takers. And you know, a lot of them came back and were like, left my wife. My wife had changed my life. I bought a tanga chicken and I got my own

tanga eggs growing in the backyard. I thought you were saying like a tanga chicken to bang, like a tanga goat, a tanga sheep. Chicken maker. Man, I got your fucking number again. Something that Pierce Brosnan says is like a slam is a sheep shagger. Yeah, you're saying that's like his Ireland slam. Yeah. What a great epic. That must be like a burnt, like a serious problem in Ireland or something. Yeah. I think it's just if you're out there in the sticks, you're cold, do you want to heat things up a little bit? Yeah, I guess, I don't know. I don't know. I guess I've never called, you know, I grew up in the Midwest in Iowa and Nebraska and I've never called anyone like a pig fucker. You haven't? But I should start. It's got to date back to when like these sheep

herders and stuff. They were out on their own for like weeks just herding those sheep around. And now they got the internet, you know, they, they're defending them. Yeah. And also people don't realize how sexy those sheep can be. Like, do we want to walk down that road? Well, here's what's fucked up. Definitely not sexy, but like, I guess it probably feels okay. I mean, I mean, if we're getting really gruesome about it, I think I may have heard that they have a similar. Wait, what? I think they have like a similar. Who told you this? Yeah. Where are you going? Encyclopedia Britannica? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before, yeah, like, I like here, he starts with, before we get too gruesome with it, I might have heard.

And guys, this is our holiday episode. Happy holidays to you and your happy holidays to you. By the way, why is it gruesome that it feels similar? I thought you're going to be like, not to get too gruesome, but it's got like retractable, like coochie claws. Well, no, he was about to get gruesome. I'm sorry I ruined it by kind of walking back his setup, but go ahead, Blake. Weird wild stuff. First of all, who told you? You've heard. I don't know, dude. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. There's no way. I just just say the thing that you'd never heard for fun then. I think I heard it was the most similar to the human female anatomy. By the way, who is the dude who's out there going like, well,

cow is good. Definitely not the most similar. Dude, they're out there, but at that time, at that point you're doing it for science and it's almost not that sick. It's just an experiment. Experiment Rhino. It's science. Experiment Rhino. You know that Rhino coochie is on point. Absolutely. And that's why you got to save the Rhino. That's why they're going extinct. They're going extinct. They're going missing, bro. Why is experiment Rhino why is it called experiment? Experiment Rhino is a strip club. Is that like a national chain of strip clubs? I know it's a chain of strip clubs in California. Yes. But is that that's got to be national. Yeah. And why is it called that? Yeah. Do we know? That's a great

question. I think it's just one. It's like a band name. It's just fucking sick, dude. Experiment Rhino. There has to be some story behind that. There has to be. Wait a second. Is this yes from our manager in the sidebar here like hella quick about the strip club? Is it being national? It's like, is it a national chain? Yes. Yes, it is. Bro, chill. We get it. We get it. It's science. There's actually one in Kazumel. It's international. And then he wrote it's international. Okay. Okay. The clientele. Okay. The locations. Okay. What is that? Dubai. The strip club game like to have to be under the experiment Rhino umbrella because what else is there? There's deja vu. I know is like a umbrella. Is that just mafia stuff?

So we ask our manager, is that a national chain? Hey, Isaac, is deja vu national or is that just California? Yeah. I mean, I'm watching Sopranos and I'm kind of like, so is every strip club guy working there like a part-time murderer or are they just a guy who's like, yeah, this is just what I got into. I think so. They're all murderers, but they've all been around. They've all like buried a body. Yeah. Right. They've had to have. They disposed of some stuff. Yeah. They're not, maybe the ones pulling the trigger or slicing through the flesh with the blade. Right, right, right. But if they're not burying the body, they're deejaying the event. Yeah. They're there, just be like. Do we want to talk about who is deejaying the strip club near the workaholics

office way back in the way backs? I don't even remember. We didn't mention that at a Dames and Games. Dames and Games. In Van Nuys, shout out. It's a tough, first of all, there's a bunch of giant screen TVs playing sports and then there's a, it's like a bikini bar. So this girl's dancing like topless or maybe just in bikinis, but guys are not looking at them. They're just watching this. It is the strangest idea for a strip club, but it is also really the coolest place to watch a football game. And who was DJing? None other than Tech Money from the real world. I forgot about real world Hawaii. Yes. He was getting a check, dude. Yeah, he was the man. Shout out to Tech Money, dude. Tech Money. He's the real skinny guy that was in How High, right?

Was he in the movie How High? Did he get a part in How High? Most likely. I feel like that might have been hits from the streets, which I'd love to give his flowers right now. Oh, dude. I think I do. I think I did have them confused. Yeah, hits from the streets. What's his name? His name is something funny like Al. It's Al Sheer, but it's not funny. Is this Al? Is this Al Sheer? Okay. If you don't know who Al Sheer is or what hits from the streets is in the early odds. Please break them off. There was a show on BET that played music videos and then just had this dude who's hilarious, Al, who everyone just calls hits, who would walk around, I believe, HBCUs and like interview college kids about like whatever and it was hilarious. Hey, Ders,

what are HBCUs? Cracker. Yeah. Historically black colleges and universities. Yes. Yes. Yes. And now I know. And now he knows and now everybody knows. He was very funny and he would interview people and it was just like the best show ever. Yes. And he's a homie because he's boys with Walt Newman who put us on at Comedy Central. And in How High, I believe he was the character I need money. And when he smiled, his teeth said I need money like spelled out in his grill. And that was Al or that was Tech? I think that was Al. I think it was Al. Do you think Al and Tech have ever kicked it? They have to, right? I hope so. They were both just rock stars of the MTV and BET. Yeah. Legends of their time. BET was so hard for so long. It was so sick. Right.

106 in Park had a nice run. Yes. Lamorn was on that. Lamorn Morris, the homie from Oak. He was a host on it. Really? Yeah. He said he was like after a dude who had the predator hair. What's his name? What is his name? He cut it all off. Is it free? Is it free? No. Free was the female co-host. What was his name? I can't remember. Damn. He was sick. But then I think it was Lamorn and Lamorn said he was like hosting that shit while he was straight up like sleeping in his car. Like he was he was like sleeping in his car and then going. It feels like they should have paid him a little more so he could get a little apartment or something. Right. I don't think they were cutting huge checks. Adam's giving it housing advice. Well, maybe get an apartment or

something. Anyway, I know I feel like I feel like if you're on TV, you should make enough money to get yourself a sensible apartment. Hey, to me, I'm like, come on, BET. 106 in Park is your flagship show. Hook them up. I agree. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or,

can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The best thing about BET, though, was BET on cut. If anybody knows anything... Dude, that's what I was about to say. I remember as a kid watching it because it would get like... Over hell date? Go ahead. Do you remember this song? Let me see what you smell like. I want to kick it tonight.

Smells like. I love to see what you smell like. I like your guy's version. And then it says him like, like a girl's just like flapping her butt cheeks. And then and then him like creeping past like... The way the video starts is him getting out of the limo and then he like is standing there and then all these girls pass him and he's like, first you gotta let me see what it smells like. Smelling his fingers like a creep. They like run their finger past his nose and he's like, okay, you could come here. Oh, wow. Dude, do you watch this? I remember watching this and I feel like I was a kid. I was like 14 or 15 and just be like, what the fuck? I've got... Right. What kind of world is this? Like these girls are all finger banging themselves in the

limo. Give me a hell yeah. I like that you don't have the bounce. You see that, but then you're like, what are HBCUs? I feel good. You got one side of a coin. No, what it was is after midnight, BET went into BET uncut and it would play like the gnarliest music videos. So it'd be like, but it was really only like a rotating like 10. It was like Nellie's tip drill. It was what that thing smelled like. It was like this guy named Joker the bales bond man who was a rapper from Alaska. Okay. And then Juno and then there was some more, but they're all they're all hands. They're all just bangers, dude. Yeah, sorry. Just her points for that. Juno. Juno. My bad. Here you go. Juno. Yeah, but so it would come up. So if you were, if you were a kid, you would set your alarm

just to wake up at that time and just get your uncut on. If you were a kid, you would, would you? So did you, did you do that? Hell yeah, dude. Or I'd stay up or I would go from, I'd go from Conan O'Brien over to uncut. And did you, when you got up at that time, did you talk to your friend that knew what the sheep was he felt like? I'm a man. Same guy. That was just his routine, man. Yeah, same guy. When did he give you that idea to wake up at 4am to watch? Hold on. Wait a second. Sexiest video of all time. Sexiest video of all time. And like, let's take a moment. Just right off the top of the dome. Okay. Let me give my instant reaction. Donky. Tony Braxton. Okay. Isn't it like, wait, no, that's when she's like judging deuce coming off the elevator.

Dude, I remember that. Those guys were handsome. Yeah, you're right. That is Blake's favorite. Let's go. Good call, dude. Right off the top of the dome. Right off the top of the dome. He thinks of a female video judging sexy men. Yeah. But Tony Braxton was so hot that that was a good one. It's crazy that that's the first one that came just off the top of the dome. Dude, I loved Tony Braxton so much. I still do to this day. Sure. A hair video to have that be the sexiest video of all time. Wow. You said sexy and I envisioned Tony Braxton. I know. Yeah. I think it was you're making me high. You're making me high. You are correct. I remember watching that video and then it would be like the elevator doors open

and then a fireman would come out and they'd like rate them like a 10. That's what Blake liked Can I say something honestly? I love that for you. Regarding that video, I do remember being watching that video and going, you know what? I'm going to watch this all the way through because it's not a big deal. I'm not homophobic. Yeah. These guys are out here. They're taking their clothes off. So they're hot. When men take their clothes off in videos all the time, I can sit through this. I can enjoy it. Yeah. That was progressive of you. Yeah. It wasn't my favorite sexiest video. Yeah. I don't know if the top of the dome that would be the first one. I rattle off. Sorry. Yeah. I feel like mine was Ricky Martin where he had his shirt off under that waterfall.

Via loco. Yeah. I mean, or that LL Cool J where he's also under a waterfall with his shirt off. Just off the top of the dome if I'm just spitting off the top of the. No, it has to be like Shakira she wolf, right? That's pretty good. Remember that video? That's pretty good. She's wearing like butt ass naked. She's wearing like flesh colored like long. Yeah. Is she? Wait, is she? She could be. Can I fuck with you guys here though? Absolutely. Hold on. Let me go for it. Aerosmith. Oh, God. Aerosmith from the 70s. Wait, wait. Come on. Hang on. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Crazy. Crazy. With his daughter and Alicia Silverstone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they go to like a strip club and like dance and for Blake, there's that farmer guy and there's the

gas station guy who might as well have been you and who they go and they like start stealing stuff from the gas station. He's like, yeah, okay, you can take it. Fuck you. Well, I mean, if you're going to go all the way back to those days, I got to say, remember 98, 99, Tony Branson, that's the same era. I know, but it got so much sexier than that. So because that was right along the same area. Are you talking a little non sex? What are you talking about Blake? Remember Billy Idol rock the cradle of love? First of all, way earlier than the song I just talked about way earlier. Is it? Yes. But dude, she comes over. Well, Aerosmith was a band in the 70s. Doesn't mean that that's when that music video came out. I think it was the same time.

No, no, no. Crazy came out 94. 94 rock the cradle of love is 88 or 89 for shizzle. I just when I'm serious, I say for shizzle, shizzle. He gets serious and he says old Snoop Dogg toss away lines. Do you know the premise of the rock the cradle of love video? Do you remember like? I do. I do because I know why I tell Adam because I don't know if he's seen it. I know why it got my frick fricking rock hard, dude. It's because it was like a hard. Oh, that's right. My bad. Yeah. Sorry. Got your pecker hard. It was like a it was like a babysitter came over. No, please explain. I don't remember this at all. It was a nerdy dude in an apartment and the neighbor the super hot chick comes over to play a tape because he's got the stereo dude and he had the

glasses on and then he changed the glasses off. She might take the glass off. Someone pitch me. Someone walk me through this music video. Okay. Take a go, Durst. Durst remembers it. You're a guy. I'm a guy at home and you see like the hot neighbor across the hall and you're like flustered. You're flustered because you're a nerd. Wait a second. And can I get my key out of my pocket? Barely. Yeah. You go in. You kind of almost say hi, but you don't. She's already nervous. Then you're inside. You're like, why am I such a loser? All of a sudden knock, knock at the door. Hang on. Wait a minute. Is it the time of food you ordered? No, it's not. Probably. I'm a fat fuck. It's your hot neighbor. She wants to wait a minute. 90. Okay. Thank you. 1990. Okay. She

comes in that big of a difference. Okay. We've been over this for years at that era. Huge difference. Huge difference. Okay. So wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. You open the door. I'm, I'm, I'm, I've, I waft a little Thai food and I'm like, I'm such a fat fucking loser. No, like what a fat piece of shit. No, total turd. I'm such a dork. You're going, you're going to play for reasons. I don't know. And I'm such a piece of shit. It's not. And then I open up the door. Hang on. I hope you're not wafting. There's no wafting though. Yeah. But I'm imagining, you know, this is an, it's an audio form. Go ahead. Go ahead. So like, I eat because I'm unhopping that type of Thai food. Is that Thai food? And then I open up the door,

clack, clack. Do you live in a crypt? Yeah. Do you live in a basement? And then there's a smoking hot babe there. Okay, go on. And you're like, are you doing the right place? Yeah, you live that way. Your boobs are huge. I think, and there's probably a hunk that lives down the hall and you're like, she breezes right past you. Skyler lives down there, Sean or whatever hot guy name. She walks right past you to your stereo. You don't know what the fuck's going on. Wait, she walked into my house? Yeah, pick up this joint. What are you gonna do? I gotta quickly pick up all my underwear. I think he might even do that. He might be like, like, get the place together real quick. She puts a tape in the tape player, which was the

highest fidelity at the time. Hits play. The insertion. The insertion. Your boobs are huge. Hits play. Rock to create a love comes on. Yeah. And she just starts dancing and taking her clothes off and jumping on your bed. Yeah, she does a shirt. And you're just like, why is she doing music is so good. The music dude, and she had to come over to your apartment, my apartment, a fat fucking loser piece of shit who just wants Thai food. Nerd. You're a nerd. You're a dork. You have glasses. So that tells everyone. I have a glasses. I can't even see shit. You're wearing a tie. The only thing I can see is my fucking Thai food because I all I think about is eating. I'm wearing a tie. I have

a job that I fucking hate when I hang myself with it. Well, no, because you have a nice apartment. You might like your job because the guy seems like he's doing well. He's got good hair. My job's pretty cool. That's the only thing in my life that's going well for me. That my fucking head of hair. Right. Fuck it. And all I think about is Thai food. And then this hot chick comes in. Why is she coming into my room? She liked that tape so much. She's like, I got to I got to blow my neighbor's mind. She's a user. She's a user. No, I think she like gives some explanation like my power went out or like I ran out of hot water or something.

Just so you can kill yourself. Okay. I think she probably does. It turned me on, bro. And it was a lot of like Thai loosening like. And you're like, Mom, cut off the water. It was a lot of time. Well, speaking of Thai loosening, Thai loosening. I get no respect. Thai loosening. Given them something you could feel in vogue, right? Okay. All right. Remember that shit? Those were like they're performing at like. A lot of silhouettes. Not like a burlesque, but like a very, it's a sensual video, you know, and the guys just like all the businessmen are like, it's getting hot in here. It's getting hot in here. Oh, my God. What about like, what about like girls,

girls, girls? Yeah, that's too much. It's over the top. No, no, no, no, no. He's talking about Oh, no, I'm talking about the Motley crew, right? Motley crew, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, like I think those girls to me now we're going in the 80s for sure. Yeah, they're 80s. Those girls to me, I think because I was a kid, those girls didn't even seem like, I mean, probably because I wasn't even thinking sexually at the time. I was like eight because I was eight not thinking that way. They were just cartoons, but they were just cartoons. So yeah, I guess you're right. Those that wasn't a sexy. I mean, cartoons were hot. No, I never wanted to fuck cartoons. I'm like, yeah, right. Are you kidding me? I did. I never wanted to fuck rabbit rabbit. What's

okay? What about the bunny from Space Jam? Jasmine from Aladdin. Yes. Pocahontas. Those are my one two punches. And then Jessica Rabbit was okay, but hey, too much going on. Don't say punch about two way. You're like, those are my punches. My one two punches are these two way. You know what I mean? You know what I get? What I'm trying to say. I know what you get. You get angry. I get angry. I never saw Pocahontas. Was that a good movie? I don't remember it being good. I remember her being, I remember her being like, okay, the song. The song's very heavy. Okay. Yeah. Have you ever seen the wolf cry? Have you ever painted with the colors of the wind? Who wrote that? Imagine if you could.

Bill Collins, probably. Always. He was all up in it. And then they had the other one that was like, savage is savage is barely even human. And that's the one that really stuck with you. It's problematic. Dude, there was like four songs in the movie. There weren't that many. Okay. It was it was weak. You're yelling at me. So you just watched this because because what you have a daughter. So you're always just like throwing on the old school like yeah, yeah. What are you doing? No, I mean, like I'm assuming that's no, this is I don't there's no BET uncut anymore. So like late at night, I just walk down memory road. I'm just like, what's up with those Disney movies? Were they good? Everybody's asleep.

Daddy's going to go watch his Disney movies. Some of them hold up. Beauty and the Beast holds the fuck up. Yeah, that shit is fucking rocks. Hold up. The little mermaid music is strong. Yeah, Sebastian carries that movie if we're being honest. Was that a true? Was he like Jamaican, the guy who did Sebastian's voice? I do believe that. Yeah, I do. I do think he was actually like a legit. It wasn't just like some guy who's like, I could do this. It was Steve from full house. He was doing both Prince Eric and Sebastian.

A lot of people know that. Steve from full house. He was DJ's boyfriend and he is the voice of Prince Eric in. Really? Really? A little mermaid. Remember when they used to cast people that you you're just like, oh, you just sound right and you can say just have a great voice for the fuck ever. Now it's now it's just like, now they let the rock be everything. Now it's just John Cena, Adam, go. The rock is everything. Freakin see ya. Freakin see ya, John Cena. How come I'm wearing the Freak Brothers hat now and I look like I look like a fucking bowling

ball in this thing. You look like the emoji that wears the winter hat. That shit's important. Blake looks cool in a beanie. Maybe it looks better. You have it pulled further too far down. Oh, yeah. Now you've got CB4. You know, it's that whole California. It's straight across, you know. Well, remember when that shit was like hipster started to wear that shit? Hell of hell of hell of high back like that. I feel like Kyle might have rocked it like that a little bit too. I feel like you did, Blake. If you watch a show, that person with the hat on will get like killed or something very early on. Colin Farrell started it.

Yeah, just started wearing it way back, way back, like hanging your shit off. Well, we're talking wearing beanies just like way the fuck back here. Like all the way back. This was during deep V season. This one. Yeah. V's got deep. I got a funny deep V's got. I got a quick funny deep V story where, not deep V, but a hat story out with my homies. I don't even fuck with V's at all. Yeah. Fuck a V. V's are for squares. Fuck a V. It's hard to find a V now. I remember being out in the club. I was out at a club with a homie and he goes, look at this fucking guy. It's 80 degrees out and he's wearing a fucking winter hat.

And I look at my guy and I'm like, you're wearing a winter hat. And he goes, oh, fuck. You know what I fucking mean, though? I haven't seen that guy in a few years, but he's a fun guy. But it was like, dude, maybe don't worry about that guy. You're doing it. Maybe you guys should kick it down. Did that guy wear eyeliner with him at this club? I don't know. He's fun, fun dude. I knew some homies back in the day that I would be out with other friends. I'd be like, is he? Does he wear eyeliner? Like guy liner, dude. Dude, it was guy liner. It was swoop necks. It was. Yeah. Deep D. Lots of. Yeah, because V's hat was an actual V shape. But remember when the swoop started where it was just like, remember

when you were in like elementary school and you play like football and motherfuckers would hang on your collar and remember how fucking swooping that neck would get. Urban outfitters, it was crazy. Titties were out, nipples were out, male nipples. I haven't been into an urban outfitters in a while. Have you, Blake? Yeah, Blake is still disguised as a high school student. Of course he has. I'm just going to go see what they have in here. I feel like purple jeans. Yeah, all right. Blake keeps a finger on the pulse. Blake keeps, he's the go-to cool guy of the group. I'm sure he goes into urban out. Blake, when was the last time you were in an urban outfitters? Last week. Really? For yourself or checking on your own merch?

Because actually now it's like urban home and they have like cool pillows and like they have like funny ornaments for your Christmas tree. Happy holidays, everybody. Okay. No, but the close game is kind of weak now. I feel like they've been poached so hard that like. I love that. I know you so well that I knew you'd recently been. I could smell it on you. Yeah, you can smell it on them. Hey, man, you got to tap in with urban outfitters. You can go dance with the girl you brought. You know what I mean? No, no. You bring a girl to the dance and then you marry a much older girl. Get to the dance. You find another girl. You marry her. You've never heard that saying? Never heard that saying. I don't understand. What does this have

to do with taking a girl to the dance, going to urban outfitters? I want to be where I was. Yeah, without urban outfitter, man. It really like. What? Tell us more. A lot of my wardrobe on where college was just straight up urban outfitter because that shit will clear. That shit will like what? For example, well, hey, all their blanks, all their blank shit, like they just will have like blank flannels or like blank shirt pocket teas or like it's okay. So if you guys want to know about, you know, who else makes Blake flannels blank? Everyone. Everyone. And I also, I'm not going to like just check into the store of that, that I wore their clothing once on a TV show and go like, I have to, they wrote, they raised me. You got to dance with

the girl you came with brother. It's a thing he's saying. Okay. Move on. Let them have it. Yeah, but I don't know. People know like costume department, like you can't just wear anything on television. That's why sometimes when you watch like reality TV, their, their clothes are blurred because maybe you couldn't clear Nike or Adidas, but urban outfitters makes a lot of stuff that is blank. Like I wore Adidas almost every episode because Adidas signed off on you, dude, because you're a freaking adidas. You couldn't get anybody signed off on you. It wasn't even such a look. You're such an icon. You think Blake Henderson was wearing Adidas? Stoner extraordinaire. Come on, dude. That's all I'm saying. Happy holiday. Adam, we've had a wardrobe

change from you. Talk to me because it's a little blown out and now it's a lot of blown out. It's more Freak Brothers merch. It's more Freak Brothers merch. By the way, they made so much Freak Brothers merch. Oh yeah. And how is it? How is your merch, guys? This is what we were talking about before the podcast started. When you guys went to the premiere the other day. Myself. Yeah, you and Pete Davidson. And John Goodman. And John. I got to meet John. He says hello. Good. Good to hear from him. And Andrea Savage. Very funny. And Phil Lamar. Very super funny. So's Phil. But so he's a god. So fabulous furry Freak Brothers. You I see you guys in your merch. You look great. I see specifically Pete in a freak, a corduroy Freak Brothers hat.

Yeah. That is super dope. I got a giant Freak Brothers. We produced the show. Got a giant box of Freak Brothers shit. Didn't get that hat, man. I think he got elite level merch. Yes. And I got the B level shit. I'm admittedly I'm a little buttered by it. But as a producer, don't you want Pete Davidson, super famous headliner, to be wearing the best stuff? No, I do want. I also want me to have the best stuff. Yeah. But then it's not the best anymore. It's got to be. Do you know what I mean? They're selling this stuff at Fred Segal. If you're wearing it, he's going to be like, I'm not going to rock that. Do you guys have like a non-corduroy hat? He can wear it first. I'll give him. I'll give him first. He did. He wore it on like he wore

it on Jimmy Fallon and then like Miley Cyrus took it off his head and put it on. And it's a whole movement, man. It's oh my god. It's a fucking movement. Zip it. Okay. So it's it had its run and I'm happy for him. Yeah. And now I'd like that. That's all I'm saying. It's a cool hat. Okay. The Freak Brothers on to be. Do you want everyone to turn their shit down and talk to him personally and maybe ask him for the hat? Does he maybe send it to you? Yeah. To Pete? Yeah. No, I want everyone to keep the keep your volume up because this isn't for Pete specifically. Valium. Valium. Lowries. This is for the other producers and the people that sent the merch of Freak Brothers hook a brother up with the corduroy hat. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm

saying. Blake, did you get the corduroy hat? Yes. I didn't know. God, if he got the God, I'd say I could see him getting the corduroy hat too. I know there's levels to this shit. I got the trucker cap. They look at me and they're like, he's a trucker hat type of guy, which I get. What does that say? Adam? I can't read it. Well, I got to take it off. It says Waking Bake. It's Adam and I's characters. It's Waking Bake. Yeah. It's our character, Chuck and Charlie Waking Bake, cannabis and coffee shop. That's the cannabis and coffee shop that we run. And those are our characters that they're like, when they were designing them, it's when we were talking about doing the work all this cartoon. And we were like, I don't know, we don't want it to look exactly

like us. And they're like, we won't make it look like you, but it'll be close. And these are the guys that they came up with. I don't know who's who. I'm the Afro. Blake, I could see the guy with like more hair, but then that guy's like the fat guy. And I'm definitely the fat guy of the two of us. But then they gave me hair that I've never had in my life and a flavor saver. So they took some liberties. They took some liberties. This is the way. We actually should post the mock-ups of our Freak Brother characters because they were very cool. It was like us freak size. Yeah, they did a great job. Freak size? Freak-sized. Freak-sized. How about you were on a different frequency? Okay. Give him this points, God. He's killing it tonight. Do you feel me on that?

Yeah, you're on fire, dude. I'm feeling you. Jesus Christ. Happy freaking holidays. I'm giving you something you can feel. Happy holidays. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet?

So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So do your children listen to the podcast? Arnie's a little behind. He's a few episodes back. Possibly the dumbest question. And I've had a lot of them, but that one's pretty stupid. I don't give a fuck. No, so obviously they don't. No, not some someday they will. No, they'll be like, remember my loser dad who hung himself? I guess he had like 100 episodes of talking about titties and jizz. Have you listened? That is so true. I'm ashamed. So you talked the last week on the podcast, you were talking about how you watched gremlins with your daughter.

They said, we never touched on this. They mentioned the like, they're like, uh, Santa's or Santa's not real. And you had to have a like a sit down talk with little Marzi and be like, yo, no, I, no, I, it was a silent, it was silence. You just sit in silence and you hope they forget. Right. Oh, I thought you said, I had to have a conversation. You said I had to have a conversation. Yeah. Well, he's a sure liar. He told us he heard that sheep pussy was the closest to humans. He could say anything at this point. Nobody knows. Keep it a mystery. I'm the riddler. Oh boy. We're back to Edward Nigma. Well, hey, we're off gremlins. Okay. So did you, there was no conversation we had. You just were quiet and hope she wasn't listening or

whatever. Yeah. I found a good way to parent is if something really awkward comes up, you just sit in silence. Oh boy. The beginning of that sentence is terrifying. I found a good way to parent and then just anything after that's crazy. Yeah. Okay. Well, Ders, have you had any kind of conversation like that or your children aren't at that level yet quite yet? As far as Santa Claus? Yeah. Like, I mean, they're in the other room. So I keep it down. But like the intricacies, we don't have to. I was talking about this today with some parents at soccer, some stand-up comedians that you might know. And I was like, I feel like Santa in 15 years is going to be over. No, I think a lot of parents are going to be like, I don't like having this

kind of a relationship with my children where I'm lying to them about this thing. Yeah. The lap sitting, Santa got me tooed. Well, no, but I just think that the lie, it's going to get weird and people are going to pass. It's not, it's not going to get weird. Stop lying. And I can't talk. I can't keep talking about this in the wrong room. Okay. Okay. I just, I can't wait to stop lying to start lying to my kids. I know. But as soon as you, you don't, and by the way, not to put you in check, you don't know, bitch. Yeah. No, I don't know. It is a weird thing to like really get into the weeds about it where it's like, so if you don't have a chimney, what happens? And you're like, he's a locksmith. He can get in anywhere. And then

my parents just use the blanket statement of magic. I know, but this is, this is, that's 45 years ago for you. Like I'm just saying like transparency. Yeah, like there weren't cell phones, dude. They couldn't, they couldn't go on YouTube. They can literally go on YouTube and be like, does the elf on the shelf move and then look for video evidence. And then there's some dumbass Jake Paul motherfucker like, it's not real. We grew up getting wooden toys, right? I did actually. I had an aunt that would always give me wooden toys and I'm like, you're fucking killing me. We're watching rock the cradle love. There's a sophistication level that like the line is just, you've got to get in the weeds with it. So I go,

hey, go sit down and watch Kurt Russell and Chronicles of Christmas again and stop fucking doing smart. And that's a great, and you found, you found that to be a good way to parent? I don't know. I haven't seen him in days, but there was a dad today who's very funny. It was like, they converted to Juicyism because it was just too difficult to keep Juicyism to like Juicyism. I've had a little too much of the Juicyism in Marvel. What you drinking there, Jersey? Happy holidays. I got a little Jack, well, not Jack, but whiskey ginger ale. I love that. Shout out to a little night night. Cue ginger ale. Send me some shit. All right. I love that. I might, I might get me another can to write this one out. You want to

know what really reawakened the Christmas spirit in children? Fucking elf on a shelf. Oh, they love it. I feel like this is like a 10 year ago topic, but like elf in the shelf goes hard in the fucking paint, dude. Adam, go get that drink. Blake, go ahead. I'm so excited. No, dude. Like that, that is like real. Yeah. Adam's going to take a miss because what Blake's talking about is almost irrelevant. Friendship. We watched the elf on the shelf like Netflix show. That's real. So bad. Oh, that's got to be terrible. They made a movie. Whoever's got the rights was like, we got to get a fucking movie out there and made it in 10 seconds instead of getting a Hemsworth or a Chris to play this dude. It looks like absolute dog shit. Who is it? Is it Steve from

Full House doing the voice of the elf? Who the fuck did they get? They got some people, but it's just, it's like shitty. It looks like um, Tekken graphics. You know, it looks like Virtua Fighter. Sorry. It looks like Virtua Fighter graphics and it's booty. So wait, so for every like, uh, video of like a Jake Ball motherfucker, like telling your children that Santa doesn't exist, there has to be videos of like some dad who got way too into elf on a shelf and like made a video of it walking around the house. Yes, dude, there are. There's like security cam footage. You got to show your kids that and really get in the weeds with the line. And then you're just, you're deep in it. You're so deep in it. Yeah. Then next, yeah, the lie just, it just, it's a spiral. It's a

downward spiral. I like to shrug and go, I don't know. Yeah, that is crazy. I don't fucking know. Ask your mom. Yeah, that's a good way to do it. Ask your mom. Yeah, he's got a lot of reindeer. Yeah, because admittedly it was, how did you guys, I remember like kind of trying to call my parents out on it. And then they're, they're like, yeah, no, he's not. And it just being like, I just wanted them to lie to me again. I'm like, what? Right. No. Right. That's not, you were supposed to say no. You started just swinging the air crying. Yeah. Like Kuba Gooding Jr. Is that what it was? I don't know. Yeah. I remember one year, Polar Express, we're all familiar. The kid asks for a bell, right? In Polar Express. I don't remember. I don't know. I never saw that shit. So like,

he gets, he goes to the North Pole, meets Santa, first gift of the year. What do you want? He goes, I want a bell off the fucking reindeer. Oh, they're so bad. Yeah, what a shitty, get a PS5. Yeah. That's not, that wasn't available at the time. G.I. Joe said, I want a future gaming system or something. I think I'm seven years old. And I go, I'm starting to doubt it. Wait, Polar Express? The book. Oh, it was a book. Oh my God. It's a, it's a whatever. I don't even know I've seen the movie because the book is so fucking tight. Oh, really? I had no idea. I honestly thought it was just a Caldecott award winning book. Okay. All right. Adam, literally anything you see that's a movie was a book. Not original. Yeah. It's a book or a comic book. Oh, shit. Is that

outward? The kid gets a fucking bell, right? And I go, you know what I'm going to do this year? Because I'm just, I'm starting to doubt. I go, I'm going to sleep downstairs on the couch in front of the fireplace. And I'm going to ask for bells. Is this going to get sad? So if he's giving me a bell, I'm going to hear it. It stirs his childhood. The saddest case. It's about to get so sad. And I woke up outside in a pile of lumber. Whoa, why don't you cry about it? And so I woke up and there were bells next to me and my parents were like, oh my God. My parents are like, oh my God, you got the bells. I go, how did, how did I not hear them ring? He's like, well, they're magic. And I was like, holy shit, that bought me another year. Oh, dude, your parents are the shit.

They killed it. Yeah, that's fucking cool. They put on all the presents while I'm just fucking loked out right there. That's awesome. And then a year later, when I'm like still into it, my oldest brother, Oli just goes, he's not real. Because like my mom had used the same wrapping paper or something. And she was just tired and was and Oli was like, no, it's over. My parents did that too. And my, my mom was like, well, Santa knows what kind of wrapping paper he wants it all to match. And I'm like, okay, the lie. It's like, how many lies can you tell your kid? Yeah, as many as it takes. My mom killed it with that. She said, Santa brings the gifts. We leave him paper to wrap with at the house. Oh, it's like, oh yeah. This one you find out how

good your parents are at lying. Yeah, dude, you just got to say magic, dude. It's magic. Say magic over and over again. Yeah, like, obviously, just it's it's mad. I wanted to try to trick my kid until he goes off to college. And he's just fucking devastated, dude. Shut up, bitch. Just devastated. That's a movie. That's a movie right there. That's a movie right there. I think there's two movies. You guys, I got a huge, I got a huge announcement. Being a kid's movie is a real segue, guys. I took Barney to go see the new Ghostbusters Afterlife. Okay, what do we think? Go off, Ken. I just got to say, fully cried. Oh my god. What? You did?

This is big news. Why didn't we start the podcast with this? We could have got an hour out of this. Yeah, Almond. Yeah. And you know how much water it takes to get an Almond? Cancel the movie. And why did you cry? I don't give spoilers away. Don't tell me Winston died. If Winston dies, I cry. I'm not going to give spoilers because it is cool. But like to end the movie, by the way, let me just preface, I love Ghostbusters. If you don't love Ghostbusters, you're not going to feel this way. It's your favorite movie almost kind of. That and Rushmore. Rushmore, my two favorite comedies. Okay. Yeah. You talk about it as well.

It's like the kids are moving back to, they like are kicked out of their apartment and like it's Egon's daughter and granddaughter grandkids. And they move to Egon's like weird farmhouse out of the mill and nowhere to like collect a check. And it turns out to be like just shitty. And the person who's kind of like in charge of the deed is Jeanine Melnitz, who was the secretary. So homegirl Annie Potts is back. Wow. Look at you. Wow. Annie Potts is back. I probably won't feel the same way because I don't, I wouldn't know all the deep cuts. Yeah. Is this, this is the girl with the glasses? Yes. And she goes, are you the woman I spoke to on the phone, which is a line from the original

movie. Oh, and that got you gone. Yeah. No, no, no. That was just like hairs on the neck. Yeah. And I was like, this is all right. We're lost. I was like, hey, dude, we're in the weeds over here. Just lie to your kids about Santa. So this movie was made for specifically for you who knows every line, every character. Like this is for Ghostbusters fans. But Arnie, let me get off clear it up. But it does seem like a cool movie. It's great. And then I do think it's good. I think it's genuinely a good movie on its own because Arnie, Arnie loved it. He was still thinking about it a few days later. And in the end, there's a whole like thing that goes down that I'm just holy fucking shit. This is heavy for me. Like, oh my God. Wow. That's when you started to cry?

Yeah, I was just like, this is too real. Like this is real. This is not the movies real, but like what they're doing, what the mess like this is too real, Pam. The shout out that they're giving is heavy. Well, why don't you cry about it? It's definitely for Harold Ramis. Exactly. Harold Ramis, of course, because he's actually passed away no longer with us. And yes, the shout out they give and how they do it. It's like it's a little clunky movie wise, but like he says, E gone. E gone. That's from Ghostbusters 2 for our listeners. E gone. E gone is so good. But I highly recommend it. It's fucking dope. Okay. And what is that called? It's called the Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters? This ain't Ghostbusters. This ain't Ghostbusters. This ain't Ghostbusters.

The porno parody. Yeah, you can find it on Pornhub. I got that somewhere real close. Do you think we talk about porno more than any other podcast? At all loops back around. Dude, Adam, we literally did the Trojan Pleasure Zars and after the first two Trojan came to us and said, you have to stop talking about porno. I know. I was there. And we go, what? Don't you know that's almost where all the sex happens? We're like, why did you get us? That's kind of our whole thing though. It is crazy how at some point, workaholics episodes, there was always at least a scene story. It was like, and maybe like she was from Pornhub. Maybe we like, maybe we remember her from like a

Heather I Deep Throat video. I don't know. A deep cut? I know. We're like, this is, everybody knows what this is. Everybody, everybody's on board. We all know it. It is funny when you see like, there'll be a meme that'll just be like a frame of something. And it's like, if you're over 30, you know exactly who this is or whatever. And you're like, yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, age yourself with a, with a picture of a porno you watched. Right. And you're just like, man, got me through some tough times. Dude. Honestly, like they should be aware. Are they now a porno thing? Should we produce a where are they now porno thing? No, it would be too sad. It's sad. They're dead. Their disease is bad. It's

not good. Yeah. No, they're fine. Some of them. They're all doctors. They're doctors and lawyers. No. Some of them. Or they've needed doctors and lawyers. They have stuff on Netflix that is called like life after porn. And they're all very like, not hyped. That's usually not the best scenario. How are they not hyped? They have hours of footage out there of them at their best. Their bodies look phenomenal. Having fun, having fun, having a blast, wet and wild, crazy kids. Have you guys ever seen a porno start out in the wild? Because I remember I had at a Barnes and Noble, I did like a fucking quadruple take and she looked at me and was like, yeah. Who was it? Are you ready? Can I blast this? I don't think it's a big deal,

but it's an and it's a deep cut that you're going to be like, whoa, because it wasn't obvious. It's going to expose you more than her. No, no, no, because she was a star. She was a star. I think she might have been like star of the year, whatever the fuck they do. And she was just in a hoodie. Do you remember Ashley Blue? Kind of. Yeah. Is it brown hair? Adam has to pretend he doesn't. No, I kind of do. I don't really, I'm looking her up. I think I do.

Oh yeah. Wait, green or no blue. Yeah, blue, blue, blue. She was at a Barnes and Noble and I was next to her and I look and I go, oh, shit, what's up? Okay, cool. She was signing books or like buying? Yeah, she was at a huge book signing. No, she was like looking at DVDs or something. Yeah, I remember this girl. Don't say with the fucking with that register. No, didn't she like, she like came out and say, Happy holidays.

Say that she like hated porno afterwards or something, right? I think, I think she did. This is why we need the show. This is why we need the show. I think they all do. I ran into Peter North at 24 hour fitness once and I was like, I was like, how do I fucking know this guy? Yeah. Hey, will you spot me, bro?

I don't think I've ever ran into a porn star in the wild. Is he the best porn star of all time where you're just like, no. Male porn star? Evan Stone. Evan Stone is the funniest. I don't know if I like watching them bang personally. I don't know if I like watching them. Yeah, but what's his name?

How like an inoffensiveness where you're like, Peter North had like a, yeah, sure. Yeah, might as well be you. It's just a vanilla, vanilla white guy. I'll look at this guy's dick. Yeah. What was Boogie Nights about? Who was it about based on? John Holmes.

But you haven't ever seen John Holmes. You don't want to watch that guy fuck. Yeah, I've never have. I honestly have never seen a true John Holmes porn. Oh, you're missing out. Oh, you have to do it. Happy Holidays, everybody. Well, Boogie Nights. I love Boogie Nights.

Yeah. I love Boogie. Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays. Dude, I wanted to just kind of say, Hey, we talked about porno at all. Kind of lose factor porno. We don't have to book in it with 20 minutes on porno.

Can we start with the while? What do we start with porno? What do we cover today? Kids revealing Santa. Yeah, we always do. Parenting advice. Yeah. Hey, happy holidays, guys.

Hey, from ours to yours. Are you, do you guys have big holiday plans? What's the deal? Uh, no, man. We're locked down here. We're doing it at the home house. I like that. I'll just do the Nightmare Before Christmas marathon.

Just keep it 24 hours on loop. Oh, OK. Yeah. That's my favorite. Yeah. There's just one over and over. Did they do that? Is that your favorite?

Oh, that is by far my favorite Christmas movie. I love Nightmare Before Christmas. I think that movie's kind of boring, dude. Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? I think that movie's a little boring. Yeah, I'm with you. What? I'm sorry.

I just, I never like loved it. I always kind of, I knew that it was cool to like. So I was always like, oh, yeah. It's not cool to like. It's just fucking great. It's super cool to like. Yeah.

I don't like Jack Skellington, to be honest. Why? I think it's like a hip, it's a hip thing to like. No, it's not. I think it's counterculture. Yes. Oh, so is that's what's here? Exactly.

Cool. It's Danny Elfman. That's his voice. Jack Skellington is Danny Elfman's voice. Danny Elfman does all the music. I think that's why I don't like it, because I could tell. Fuck. You don't like Oingo Boingo?

I just remembered not loving it. Sorry. I don't remember anything from the movie. Are you ready for the sex girls? Was that them? I just watched The Grinch. The Grinch who stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. Yeah.

Not good. My fucking God. It rules. It's just so much fucking fun. Is it? Yeah. I just, I remember the cartoon where it was like. You're mean one, Mr. Grinch.

Go ahead, keep going. Don't stop. Who was that? Was that James Earl Jones or who was singing? Wasn't that what's his name? Clue and Home Alone 2 and... Tim Curry? Or maybe I'm just thinking I'm Home Alone 2

when they do like a fade from him to The Grinch. You're mean one. Tim Curry. Tim Curry. You mean Drew Grinch? No, Tim Curry. Yeah. They do like a 12-tooth face in...

It's like a dude with a real true deep ass voice. That song goes. Oh, that shot at Tim Curry. I was just thinking about that Christmas movie that we worked on for a while that we were trying to get going. And still a great idea for a movie. Still a great idea. We should do that next Christmas.

You guys will be seeing that. Or wait, five Christmases from now. Let's give a certain runway. We'll circle back to that one. There's been some real... I don't want to do shots fired. I just watched the new Home Alone movie. Okay.

We're doing shots fired, flowers. Okay. Yeah. Give you flowers. Does anybody have some epic slams? It sounds like Derz does. Yeah. It seems like Derz has an epic slam.

A lot of fun people involved in that, you know. In what? In what now? In the new Home Alone, which I believe is called Home Sweet. Home Alone. Perfect. I don't even know about this. It's on your TV.

I don't know. Finish him, all right. I'm not sure what app it's on. But it is kind of crazy how you can tell that they kind of rushed it. I don't know. It's just like... It makes you go back and watch Home Alone and go like,

oh, wow. This is really good. And obviously, to go up against something like that is very tough. Yeah. That's a tough order. That's hard. Yes.

When is the last time you watched Home Alone? Every year. Yeah. Because there is a lot of shit that nowadays doesn't work out. It's like a lot of airline shit that is not the same nowadays. And then phone calls, which are not the same nowadays. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Now it's really easy. It's you just would call right away. Yeah. And you're not going to get through security without your kids. Because back then, it was just like you just walk on the airplane. That's not the point. Like, even if they're... I know, but there's just...

No, they're super hen shit. Hey, do you want to talk about Dune? Why didn't they just pick up their cell phones and Dune? It's a world within itself blazer. No, you dumb... Dune is on another planet, bro. And this took place in a certain time. So what are you talking about?

I'm just trying to... If you're updating it... Why don't you apply the thing of like... No, you realize that this has changed? Yeah, but like it was this then. So what are you talking about? No, we're saying like the movie now. No, he's saying it.

And now you're saying it? Yeah, man. We don't want to fight you. I think what he's trying to say is a movie nowadays. You couldn't make that movie now because there's a lot of things that they could have done differently. To be fair, have not seen the new one. Have not seen the new one. No one has.

It's not out yet, is it? Yeah, I just watched. There's saw it. You saw the new... Oh, you saw the whole thing. That's why I'm talking about it. I thought you saw a trailer or something. It makes you appreciate how great the OG was because you're like,

man, there weren't cell phones. And by the way, if you can't do it because there's cell phones and da-da-da, and they have a bunch of things to like fix it and clean it up and like explain that away, don't make the movie. Okay. Oh, okay. What else came out? What else?

Homestreet Home Alone. Oh, it's Disney Plus. Yeah. Okay. And funny performance is Allie Mackie was in it. She was funny of Workaholic's fame. Workaholic's fame. We be ballers again.

Yes, we be balling up. Also was in my first acting class in LA ever, which I think was 34 years ago today. Holy shit. That seems right. That math checks out. Hold up. The streaming wars, man.

They're heating up. Everybody needs that hot, hot content. Yeah, I know. Peacock rocks. No parents, no problem. Yeah. Paramount Plus rocks. Disney Plus rocks.

They all fucking rule, dude. They all rule. To be rocks. I'm HBO Max till I die. That's my- HBO Max rocks. That's the best one. Hulu rocks.

Yeah, HBO Max does have really dope stuff. But pick your number one. I'm HBO Max. I am. Well, I would say probably Netflix. Netflix has a- Dude, I'm going to open up a can of worms. Fucking Disney Plus is the thing I watch the most

because it's Drop Star Wars. It did the Beatles documentary, which I had to tune in. Dude, I think I've watched three things on Disney Plus. Maybe two. Really? Yeah. Well, late at night, I watched Pocahontas

a long time ago. I knew you did. Okay. Hey, and that was another episode of- Yeah, I guess you might as well. This is important. This is important. This is important.

Happy holidays, y'all. Happy holidays, y'all. Triple X edition.