This Is Important - Ep 67: The Online Titty Milk Market

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart radio, the show where we talk about what's

obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, the first titty drifts are the most powerful titty drifts. So can you buy Jizz on eBay? I'm feeling a lull here. I can't wait to get out of this. What are we going to talk about? It's about to get crazy. And here we go. Oh, wow. I'm so glad it said suck it and it wasn't the actual guy because he would have come after us. Michael Buffer?

I was like, is Blake trying to get a suit, bro? No way, man. Is he trying to get a suit? We're on the full DX train, baby. Do you guys know, do you guys know the brothers, the Buffer brothers? Yes. Like, is this well-known knowledge out there? Yeah, I feel like it is pretty well-known, but let the idiots know. Yeah, let all the stupid idiots.

Let the fucking morons who don't know cool pop culture trivias. Will you let me let them? Yeah. Yeah, please let them. Let the fucking morons, the idiot bitches, who don't know stuff, go ahead. All right. Will you let me? Can't have finished. Yeah, fucking let the idiots who don't know cool stuff, go ahead.

So, Michael Buffer. Okay. Okay, everybody knows this. He lost me. He lost me. Everybody knows, man. Distinguished gentleman, right? Buttoned up. He came up with, let's get ready to rumble, coined it,

and now he gets paid tens of millions of dollars just to say that line and introduce fighters. By the way, you just got sued. You just got sued. You're done. I probably did. But so then his brother fucking, I don't even know this dude's name, but he's like Alan Buffer. Yeah, he's the UFC, no, the Bobby Buff. Bobby Buffer.

Is it Bobby? No, I don't know, but that'd be a tight name. Mitch Buffer. Everybody knows. This is fucking day one stuff, dude. Everybody knows this fucking shit. Everybody knows. But he's, it's clearly far worse.

He just says, let's get it on, right? That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like a little looser and gruffer and like, he has to like jump around the ring. Yeah, he like wiggles a lot. Yeah. Let's get it on.

And Michael Buffer is like all clean cut. Oh yeah. Cool. Yeah. And pretty classic line. Like, I mean, you can't even say it without him suing your ass. So I think you just got sued. That's how you know it's classic.

The one dude who does the UFC's, where he goes like fighting when he like announces your corners and stuff. No, that's, that's the. That's the brother. That's who we're talking about. Tim, that's Bobby Buffer? That's whatever his name is. It's Mitch Buffer.

It's Mitch Buffer? Derek Buffer. It's Michael Buffer's brother. That's the whole point. But he says like, he says like, let's get it on. Yeah. And you're like, that's not good at all. The other one has, the other one soars.

It gets you pumped. This one is just like a guy being like. Well, you know what we should do? We should, we should be the guy for the UFC. I would, I'd do that. I'd go to UFC match and announce it. You know, Dana White, he, I'm assuming he follows all three of us. He follows me on Instagram.

He's DM'd me before. Oh, okay. I think he's gonna work all expand or something. So let's get on board. I don't think he follows me. Okay. Well, he probably just follows me then. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get it on. Are you ready to popo-zow?

Dana White. Here we go. Doesn't follow me, which is fine. Not a fan. I'm rocking your hat, homie. I'm rocking the fitness. Oh, look at that hat. Rich and sporty.

Can you come a little closer to the camera? Yeah. Will you, will you show the people at home? Oh, I punched you. I just punched you, dude. That looks sick, dude. Yeah, thank you. It says fitness, sporty and rich.

Sporty and rich. Dan, you're all three of those things, man, and we love that about you. Thank you. Then he turns it backwards so nobody knows. You're fitness? I am fitness. I am fitness.

Absolutely. You fit Spire Me. Can I be honest? You are fit Spire Me. I want to be a fit Spiration. You fit Spire Me. For everyone out there. We just got back from shooting the movie,

shooting Outlaws in Atlanta. Just got back yesterday. Yeah. And Isaac, our manager, who was with me the entire time, he was an executive producer on this movie, which I mean, he didn't do anything. He sat behind my door. Zero.

I can't imagine what he could do. He ate snacks. Yeah, there's nothing. What would he be doing? Literally eating snacks. It's a great gig. If you can ever become an executive producer on a movie where your client is the lead, do it,

because it's just free snacks. You don't have to do anything. And by the way, if you are one of those producer guys who sits on set and you're hearing this, you're kind of going, oh, fuck, is that me? Yeah. It is you. OK.

And everyone wonders what you're doing there. There are. And you're likable. People like you, but everyone is also wondering, why are you here? Why are you here? And it's for snacking purposes. And recommending like restaurants in the area

that you've discovered because you have all this time. Yeah, because you have a lot of free time. Yeah. Yeah. So he was there and he, we were like, oh, I bet we both gained so much weight. Isaac gained seven pounds. I only gained one pound.

Wow. You're on camera. Yes, that's great. That's huge for you. Yes. Normally, I'm a real dump truck. And by the end of a production, I'm like, oh, I gained 38 pounds now.

I can't stop eating. That is right. I can't stop eating. But I did good this one. Yeah. Look at your jawline. It's really popping. And you had fun.

Yeah. I did have fun. Yeah. And did you eat well? I ate great. Yeah. I ate great. You know what I didn't do?

I didn't have dinner that often because I was so tired by the end of the day. So you didn't eat well. No, I ate healthfully. I ate an awesome lunch because the catering was really good. So I had all the catering food and we'd snack during the day and then just not have really much of a dinner. I mean, are we being honest?

Lunch is the best meal of the day. Dude, love me some lunch. There's no challenge. Love me some lunch. Ders, I see a little, I feel a stinky take coming on from me. What? You don't think? When I hear some stupid shit said, I get it all stinky.

Freak to see ya. Obviously, lunch is the worst meal of the day. How could you eat? What are you talking about? You can eat anything for lunch. You can eat breakfast for lunch. You can eat dinner for lunch. Lunch is the perfect meal.

By the way, can I just, who's eating lunch for dinner? Nobody. Who's eating lunch for breakfast? As we know, breakfast for lunch is breakfast. And not if you're eating it at lunchtime. Not if you're eating it at lunchtime. You can have eggs. So it's the time?

Yeah, time. It's the time. It's the time. If it's in the middle of your day. Then the best meal is third dinner? What was the Taco Bell ad campaign? Oh, fuck, dude. Fourth meal.

Sorry, it's fourth meal, baby. Fourth meal is the best meal. Yeah. That is true. Where are my boys at on that one? Where are all my fourth meal boys run for the border, baby? I'd fuck up a fourth meal. Okay.

So if it's just the time, sure, lunch. It's the middle of the day. Eating in the middle of the day is the best time. Because then you can eat like a fucking pig. Yes. Eating after midnight is great. And then you don't. So what I was, my game plan was,

I'm going to eat like a monster for lunch. Yeah. I eat because I'm unhopping. Then have enough energy to make it through the rest of my day. And then I get home and, you know, I didn't have, I was like, you know, I'm either working out or I'm studying lines. I'm going to bed. And I didn't gain any weight besides the 1LB, which is nothing.

That is a, that is a hard fart for me. Right. Yeah. Sure. I fart and lose a pound. You could fart out a whole pound of gas. Dude, I do. I do too.

Just deflate gate. Let it go. Is your gas is like super heavier than air? That would be fucking, if you filled the balloon, it would just like go through concrete. But when I fart, you see it. Pupil sound! It's heavy.

You see it. You see. Go ahead. Continue. It's like when you look off and like look down like a, you're in a parking lot in the middle of the summer and you see the heat. The vapor? You say your farts have vapor?

You got the vapors? Yeah. My farts are heavy with the vapors. You fart and then mirages appear? Well, if you inhale it deep enough, man, you might, you might see a little something. Damn, son. No, but sorry.

Blake named the thing you were describing, which is a mirage when like it appears that there's water. Weird wild stuff. Anyway. No. You go, you know, in the summer time when there's like the thing and Blake goes mirage as you go, it's totally that too. Well, no, I'm saying it's, you can see, you can see it.

You know how like you see the heat. You're saying heat waves. Heat waves. Heat waves or vapors, right? I think vapors are what they are. But then I'm like, if you inhale deep enough, maybe you, maybe you, well, maybe it's like. It's a mad hit. It's like a mad hit or something.

Makes you hallucinate? I don't know. What was that stuff that, didn't they do that in like prison where they would like huff? Well, if I could shit. That's Jankham. That's Jankham. It's like. They would ferment like shit and stuff in the toilet.

Yeah. And then you inhale it. But that's what's happening with my bottles is it's fermented when it comes out already fermented. We got to get Pierce on the show to hear you talk like this. We got to try Jankham together. Dude, Pierce is, Pierce is the classiest guy. I feel like he would, he'd lose a lot of respect for me if he heard this podcast. Yeah, absolutely.

Wait, did Blake fully explain Jankham just now enough for people at home? I forget what it is. I would like a quick tutorial. I probably will airball the definition, but for what I thought it was, and I thought it was like when some, you like shit into some sort of like a receptacle and you let it ferment and you basically make a like a alcohol out of like shit. Is it even the alcohol or do you just huff? I thought you huffed it.

Huffed the fumes. I think you huffed the vapors. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Maybe like, admittedly, I'm sort of joking. I feel like out of, I don't think. Sort of? You are?

I'll piss now. No, I don't think that I have the grossest farts out of all of us. I feel like it sucks because Kyle's not here anymore. And obviously he's the go-to smelliest one. And it'd be easy to know that he has the grossest farts. But between the three of us, I don't know if I do. Oh, you 100,000 percent do.

Blake and I are on the exact same page, and we just need you to just listen for one moment. All right. You're the king of farting and not admitting it for some reason. You're bad, dude. And you always go, what are you talking about? I would gladly. I would.

You don't. I would gladly. But you don't. You always fart and then you go, well, just walk over here. And it's, you've already farted and it smells very bad. It's the coffee. It's got to be the coffee or I don't know. You better not have done that to Pierce, man.

If you did that to Pierce, I'm going to be so upset with you. No, because I don't fart that much. And you got, I think you guys, maybe when I do fart, it's a real potent brew because I don't fart that often. Because you're fermenting it. You're letting it sit. You're hotboxing it in your butthole. It's fermenting.

I'm letting it ferment to my body. You fart jank them. You fart jank them. I think you guys probably fart more often. Well, you forget that we spent so much time together in the workaholics writer's room for what? Seven years, six years that we were, and we're with each other for 12, 14 hours a day,

five, six days a week for years. So, and we lived together. Mostly farting. Most of that was farts. So you guys were throwing out a lot more farts, but when I fart, I fart, dude. Hold up. Yeah.

We know I fart. So, but I'm saying if it is me, I'll gladly own up to it. You don't. I mean, here's what I know. Here's what I know. I remember that you have farted and I have smelled it and that it has been bad. I don't know if I remember, and I've heard Kyle's farts.

I don't know if I've smelled them. Diarrhea. Oh yeah, I've smelled them. That goes without saying. I know that they're 100% the worst. Blake, I don't know. I can't remember you farting. I assume you have.

Do you guys remember me farting and smelling it? I don't remember you farting and smelling it at all. Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea? Do you remember Adam farting and you smelling it? Yes. 1,000%. It's fucking. Which leads me to believe.

It's like a tattoo on your nostrils. You never forget it. It is in there. You know it's a house. All right. Well, maybe hang. All right. And then we just cut to ads right after that.

All right. Trojan, the number one. BetterHelp.com. Can you hear about the girl selling her farts for like, she was making like 40 grand a month or something. So I'm like, TikTok girl. Good. That shit's important.

Maybe I have like a special brew. Like maybe my farts are so potent that like if you're in, that's your weird kink. Maybe I'm the guy. Maybe I start a little side hustle, side biz. You know, I do movies. I do TV. I'm a podcaster and I sell farts and I kind of do it all.

I'm a true renaissance man. Aromatherapist. Yeah. I'm a nice man. There you go, man. Yeah. What was that? One more time?

Oh, you don't know. I'm a nice man. I'm an ass man. Come on. I'm an ass man. Is that, what is that from? I mean, I don't know. It sounds like I'm a nice man.

It doesn't sound like I'm an ass man. It hits like with it again. Okay. Here we go. I'm a nice man. I'm a nice. It kind of does sound like ma'am. Right.

It sounds like I'm a nice ma'am kind of. And what is that? What is that from? Badass Billy Gunn. It's from an old school, WWE. Oh, yeah. The New Age Outlaws. We got a lot of wrestling stuff on.

Yeah. Everyone knows that one. Fair enough. If you know Michael Buffer, you know Badass Billy Gunn. All right. I know a lot about Michael Buffer and nothing about that person or that. Is it Bruce Buffer?

Is it Bruce Buffer? Bruce is the brother. Yeah, yeah. Such a great name. That might be top five male name, Bruce. It's just name. It could be anybody's name. But Bruce is a good one.

Well, it would be an absolute insane female name. You're really putting a lot on that more little on your daughter. Do you name your daughter, Bruce? Mom, dad is my fiance, Bruce. That's a heavy name to put on a little girl. Bruce A. It's a heavy name to put on any one. Oh, man.

Yeah. If your name is Bruce, you have so much to live up to. I feel like you're either like a defensive lineman or you star in action movies. And I'm talking about Bruce Willis. Obviously, yeah. I feel like the name Bruce has come and gone. Oh, yeah.

No, it's not very common. I don't know if anyone's naming their child Bruce. Yeah. It's strong, though. It's so good. I feel like women don't want to name their sons, Bruce, because it is just such a good. It's such like an older dad name.

Meathead. Not yet a grandpa name. Grandpa names. Not yet a grandpa. Yeah, grandpa and grandma names are coming back. We're talking if and when Chloe gets pregnant. Like, there's a lot of grandma names in the midst that were. What are you thinking?

We're pitching on Dorothy. Right. Yeah, that'd be Dorothy. She could go by the name. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of dots. She could be Dodd. Dorothy.

That's cute as hell. Dorothy's cute. Thiefy. Doryory. Doryory. Hey, Arvella. Arvella is sick, actually. Call her R.

Yeah. Call her R. R. Yeah, she's like a little pirate. Yeah. R. Shut the fuck up. R, get over here.

My grandma's name was Arvella. I'm like, that's a cool. Might as well go with Bruce. Arvella and Bruce. Arvella and Bruce, yeah. Or if her middle name is Bruce and call her R. R. Bruce Devine. R. Bruce Devine, baby.

I love it. I like the name Chuck. Chuck's a good one. Well, that's just Charles, right? Well, whenever I hear Chuck, I hear Chuck and Buck suck and fuck. You mean when you close your eyes at night, you hear that? Why?

He said Mike White movie, where there were Chuck and Buck. But that's where the first thing you go when you hear Chuck? Yeah, you hear Chuck and Buck suck and fuck, yeah. I guess I go Chuck Liddell, and then I go straight to Chuck and Buck suck and fuck. Really? Or Chuckie? I mean, you guys are definitely in the minority.

What movie is that? It's a movie. It's a Mike White movie where like... Chuck and Buck. It's Chuck and Buck, yeah. And the premise is this guy shows up at his old friend's house, and they were childhood friends. And they're like, he's weird that he just kind of showed up

at his door, and the wife is like, no, let him come in. You guys are old friends. Yes. And then it's... And the one guy is like a weirdo, but the other guy's like a success story of the small town. And he's gone on to bigger and better things. And then it's revealed that they used to suck and fuck each other

when they were kids, and that's kind of the crazy turn. And I think... And the success story guy's trying to like put that behind him, but the loser is like... No, that's not our nickname. We weren't Chuck and Buck suck and fuck. The loser's like, I'll never forget. I'm still in love with you.

I almost think you two guys have pitched this movie before, and you guys both are the only two people who have ever seen it. And... It's an amazing film. It's a really good movie. It's a good movie. It's Mike White. It's fucking...

He's really good. It's your Freddy Got Fingered is what you're saying. Well, no. No, it's my Chuck and Buck. No, it's not Freddy Got Fingered. Freddy Got Fingered is my Freddy Got Fingered. That's true. I love that one.

I remember watching Freddy Got Fingered on the... Me and Austin Anderson, who I moved out to California with, a good buddy of ours, he... We were in a hotel room, staying with his dad, like looking for colleges when I was 18. Like, maybe we were gonna go to like Boulder. And so, we were out there looking at the college and that kind of stuff.

And in that hotel room that night, we snuck off, smoked some weed, and then came back and paid... Had his dad pay to watch Freddy Got Fingered. And we're laughing so hard. We're crying. And his dad was like getting upset at us. He's like, what the fuck? What the fuck?

What the fuck? Why are you laughing so hard at this? He was like angry that we found it so funny. Shut up! Shut up! Because he thought it was so stupid. Because he thought it was so stupid. Yes, he was like...

He could not wrap his head around why we thought it was so funny. It helped that we had just smoked some kind, but... Yeah, I wish you could have let him in. He probably had been like, oh, now I get it. Smoked weed every day. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University.

And I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident?

Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast

to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning. And now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?

I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time.

Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. People don't say kind but anymore. I feel like we used to say kind but a lot. We're old. Well, is that a specific brand? That's not a brand.

No, it's not a brand. It used to be because there was like shitty weed. That was what we called them regs or mids, and that was like kind of shitty, the shitty stuff. And then if you got the top of the line stuff, it was kind. Well, do you think it's because- But now everything is, the weed has gotten so good that everybody is just smoking kind.

Yeah, I mean, I hear, I think more you hear about if something's like mid or whatever, like if somebody's not smoking good stuff, but the weed has come a long way. It's very fucking strong and delicious at this point. I'm going to show you guys, can came out with a bottle. Here we go. I'm going to try to get you guys one of these

because they're fucking delicious. Here, I'll be right back. From can, a bottle. This is the way. Let's see some can bottle. Is it a different variation? Hey, while he's gone, I've never seen Shocking Boxing a Fuck. I don't know what he's talking about.

I think he made it up. I think it's, oh, he's back. Oh, no, he's not back. Okay, so anyway, I've never seen it. I just like to team up against you. I hate you. Yeah. I want to be Adam's best friend.

Yeah. Fuck you. I know it's not going to happen. That's fine. I have my board. It's a long shot. Yeah, board teenager. We get it.

It's very fine. You should. I should what? I should what? You should go ahead. I should what? You should go over to Adam's house and hang out with him more often.

Yeah. No, no, here's what. Hey, what up, dude? Shocking bug, my man. Look at this, dude. Isn't this tight? Okay. Little potion mix.

That's like a 40, dude. Yeah, it's sick. Are you supposed to take that down in one sitting or is that? You absolutely aren't supposed to do that. Okay. Now, what is that compared? What is that compared to what comes in a regular can?

What's the difference? So, a regular can is two milligrams, and this is 60. And I drank it. And is, but sorry, is the can carbonated? Is the can carbonated? Yeah, that looks like a juice. And is that not carbonated?

Yeah, this is not carbonated. Is it a different style thing? Yeah, it's two mix, I believe. So you, yeah. So this, you mix with like a seven up or whatever, and it was fucking delicious last night. I'm gonna score you guys a couple of these. Yeah, give me one of those 40s of can, dude.

We're daddy thirsty. What would happen if we took down a whole bottle? Do you think that'd be dangerous? I'm willing to try for a podcast. I bet we would be on the fucking moon at 60 milligrams. So that's, you're flying real high. 60 milligram? Yeah.

Damn. I was gonna say we could do it for the 69th episode. Maybe drink. Yeah, the 69th episode is coming up. Yeah, it's like two away, I think. What are we gonna do? Man, do we quit? Do we call it?

Yeah, do we get Kyle back for one? Do we hand the keys over to Kyle and let him do a solo? Oh, I would love to hear his solo pod. Yeah, he's got time for that. Freaking Sia, you know, if we were better at what we do, podcasting, if we were better, we would have released our hardcore pornographic magic eyes. Yes. NFTs for the 69th episode.

And we're plowing it. We're plowing it. You know what we should do is buy some time and just call them 67A. 67 and a half. 67B, yeah. And then just sort of step it out until we have the pornographic magic eye NFTs available. We can do anything we want. That's the best part.

That is what's so fun about us. There's no rules in the pod game. That's why we signed up for this shit because there's no rules. We could do whatever the frick we want, dude. It's safe. Dude. Yeah, I remember that's how they pitched it to us. They were like, you can do whatever the frick you want.

There's no rules. And we signed up. Yeah. And here we are. Man. Breaking all the rules that aren't even in existence. I'm feeling, I'm feeling a lull here. I can't wait to get out of this.

What are we going to talk about? It's about to get crazy. You felt a lull. I felt just like introspective moment really. It's just like a time to gather myself. Derz likes to call out lulls. Yeah. That's his thing.

Do you do that in a conversation? If you're at a party or something. I feel like this sucks. You know, because they say it happens every like seven minutes or something that a good conversation is going. And then all of a sudden a lull will happen. And then someone will chime in with, oh, you know what I heard. In a conversation, do you call that out?

What I like to do is I go, awkward. Hey, what happened? I like that. Yeah. What happened was, I just got the wedding video. Here it comes, Derz. See? Here we go.

Here it comes, Derz. We're getting out. You guys are shining bright in the wedding videos. Blake, speech, homerun. Wait, you have it on tape? Oh, yeah. Dude, what do you mean? There's a gold camera crew there.

Yeah, they're making the wedding video. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Dude, you were, you were lit. You were lit for it. Yeah, for sure. It was great. It was an amazing wedding.

We didn't even cover it on the pod, dude. But now, I guess the cat's out of the bag. Your, your shit's in vogue, brother. That's wild. In vogue. Damn, my neighbor came up to me and was like, saw you in vogue. And I said, you saw in vogue live? And then they were like, no, no, no.

I saw you in vogue. And I'm like, the show, you saw you, the show? Oh, man. Are you doing the Fox News thing? And I go, hilarious, right? And you're like, who's on first? I love that shit. Fox News is so funny.

Adam, nobody knows this. Your wedding was amazing. I was working, so I got there late. I didn't get to go to the rehearsal dinner and give a speech. Yeah. Would I have been asked to give a speech? You would have, yeah. Do you, do you want the speech?

Yeah, if you could. Not now. No, if you could just. Maybe for the 69th episode. Yeah, I love that idea. To give you my earnest, my earnest wedding. I would love that. Wait, earnest goes to Adam's wedding?

Hey, I like your lot. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? I would love to give a very earnest speech for my wedding. Know what I mean? Because I never have been, I've never been earnest with you from day one. No.

Know what I mean? There's been no earnest moments. Know what I mean? Dude, so I just had to give like a little speech at the end of wrapping the outlaws. Yes. Congratulations. It's like I'm the lead of the movie.

It's a big deal for me. And you know, they're like, and that's a wrap on Adam Devine. We just want to go. And so like I had to be earnest. It was, I felt so awkward. Know what I mean? Something about being earnest when you're like a comedy, when you're a comedy person, it feels so, I'm a comedy person.

Know what I mean? It feels so, I do know what you mean Blake. It feels so goddamn awkward to be just like very real with people. You know what? You know what I mean? I mean, I'm 100% on your pay. I'm 100% on the same page as you. What?

And that, I feel like that's completely changed because all I'm seeing from like comedy people on social media is just earnestness. Them being 100% earnest. Don't want to go. And like overly supportive of their friends. It's weird, dude. Why are we all being so sweet?

I'm supportive of you guys, but like I'll make like fart noises when you're talking and stuff. It goes without saying, doesn't it? Yeah, it would make me feel awkward if you guys were like, we believe in you, Adam. It's like, well, yeah, I know you do. Don't make it a weird thing that you believe in me this much. Yes.

And then when you get to a wedding and you have to give a speech, you're like, I've heard this almost every day from my friend. Right. It's not special. Yeah, and those moments when you guys are being earnest, it was great. Like Blake's speech was phenomenal. He crushed it.

Aw, thanks, dude. Make Chloe feel like a queen. Aw, no pressure. Really, just kind of like off the top of the dome and just spoke from my heart because I love you guys and you're the best. Thanks, buddy. Blake is better than Ders and I at being earnest.

I will say that. He's way better at being earnest. No one to make. My speech is going to be an open letter to our Bruce Divine about how wonderful her parents are. Here he goes. Funny guy over here. Yep.

Hey, and I'm excited. I'm excited to see it. But it'll be earnest. It's a funny package earnest on the inside. Well, I mean, not I mean. No one to make. I think that that might be a response. I mean, I don't know.

Like, because why is it? Because what you guys are saying is true is like comedians do have pulled back this like veil of always being funny and it kind of sucks because like somebody has to just be funny all the time. But I think it has to do with like, we saw people like Robin Williams like suffering from like depression and like the whole headline now is like.

So you think you can cure people of depression just like by being nice? That's not how it works. No, I'm saying that like I. So you might as well be mean to them. I'm saying that like people like people want to be aware that the person who's making you laugh is also can be sad as well.

And it's like sometimes it feels like maybe it was a burden that comedians held on to to always be putting it out there. Hey, I agree. I think I feel like there's not much. Yeah, it's to each their own. You could do whatever the fuck you want to do. I'm just saying it's like a huge cultural shift that now like you can't even shit on anyone anymore.

Like that's not people are like fucking touchy about it. And you're like, hey, man, what, you know, and you're like, right? No, no, no, he's a buddy of mine. I'm just shitting on him. He's we're very good friends. I'm like, right? Yeah, you guys are fucking idiots.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. The bitch and I can say that. I know. Yeah, true. Yeah. Facts behind your back to your face, wherever. I get what you you guys are saying.

But it is refreshing to see the people who are just always just on and comedians and just everything they put out basically on social media is funny only and not giving a side of their selves that is like dark or whatever. And by the way, I'm not saying you have to be like mean all the time, like just Jezel neck or whatever where it's like, that's the bit. But like, it's just being fun.

It's not even about being mean, like because that's not even my style of comedy is being mean. I'm like, I'm joking with my friends. I wouldn't call it. It's not like mean spirited. Most of the times, sometimes I call Eric Griffin a piece of shit, but, you know, I love the guy. Yeah.

I mean, we did it for five minutes on the last podcast. I know. And he called me about it because it hurt. Hey, man, did you say step back from that ledge, my friend? I hope so. No, I screened his call. Fuck you, asshole. Oh, that's how it goes, man.

I wonder, do you think people are being nice because they want people to be nice? You know how like psychologically you are what you want people to be to you kind of thing? I think I think it is like the pandemic thing where everyone got in a real dark place that like any negativity, which I kind of got that too. Like I didn't want to watch any shows that are

movies that kind of bummed me out or made me sad. Like I watch a nomad land nomad land. Is that the name of it? Yeah, the van one. Yeah, it was just like fucking depressing. And I'm like, and it was during the middle of the pandemic. I'm like, I don't want to watch this shit. And I think that's why Ted Lasso is such a hit.

Like I don't think it's the funniest show that's ever came out. I think it's a. Oh, wow, you're alone. I know. You're alone there. I know I am. Shut up, bitch.

I'm becoming Ted Lasso. Yeah, I think I don't think it's the funniest show that's ever existed. I think it makes people feel good and we're in a time that people just want to feel good, you know? Sure. Yeah, yeah. You definitely slipped a nice Mickey to the world

when it was like, hey, are you sad? Want to feel good? Watch this. And then people, I didn't watch season two, but people kind of shadowed it. It's hard. I feel bad for them. Yeah, people are back to, you know, maybe they don't

feel that good all the time. They're like, okay, yeah, we get it. We get it. We're mean again already. I know we don't fucking hang on to our lessons long enough. We go right back to being mean and fucking grumpy way too quick. Yeah.

It's been rough, dude. It's been rough. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I feel like people do it because they want to be seen a certain way. It doesn't seem as genuine as it might have 10 years ago where you go like, hey, you know how people are kind of like, not the nicest people to each other constantly all the time?

This guy is. Yeah. And he like, he stood out or she stood out or they stood out. And now, everyone's nice. So you're like, you're just doing this because everyone's watching. Right. And you have to, and you put it out too. Like that's the thing.

Like Keanu Reeves was just being a nice as fuck person and not posting about it. Not making it a thing. And then he did that. That he gave all that money to the CGI people. For years until like people started to speak on his behalf and were like, dude, he's not even talking about it. He's a nice as fuck guy.

And now you have like actors and comics who are just like outwardly like posting about all the nice shit they did. Yeah. Right. Hey, here I am knocking on my costar's door. I'm dropping off a Lambo. Dude, hook it up. Yeah.

I mean, and I do it too. Like I go to children's hospitals and I'm like, I'm letting the people know. I'm nice as fuck. Well, that's awesome. Right. Well, it can be inspiring. If I do anything nice, nobody knows about it.

Well, you don't do anything nice. By the way, no, that's not true. I did something. I did something nice the other day. Okay, here, get off your chest, brother. Let's hear it. No, no, no. Well, if you say it, you know, you fucking,

you're doing what you don't like. He's not going to tell us. Let me just tell you, instantly regret it. Instantly regret doing the nice thing. It's become a shitstorm of I've opened up a door to a person and given an opportunity. Not even an opportunity, but like given my time as what we would might call a professional

and it has backfired in the worst way. What? Okay, let me try to, it seems like you're guarded. You're not going to let this cat out of the bag. But it seems like. I can do it. I just, like I said, I don't like, if I do a nice thing, you're not going to know about it because that's not my MO.

Yeah, nice things are true. You're saying that you don't like to do nice things because they usually backfire on to you, like whatever. You just reached out and it, and you got your hand slapped. No, I'm saying, if I do something, I don't broadcast it. But then I said, speaking of me doing nice things, I just did something a couple of weeks ago. And instantly it has become a nightmare.

Here's what it is. Here's what I think happened to Durs. Someone was like, dude, can you read my script and give me some notes? And you could stop me if I'm wrong, but this is what I think happened to, and give me some notes. I'd love to hear your opinion on this. I think you're great.

Durs reads it. Durs is a tough critic. He'll tell you what he's thinking. And it's a good way to be, especially if you're trying to get notes on a project. And you gave all the notes. That person's like, nah, fuck you. You're wrong.

This is Kyle, isn't it? Or give me more notes or keep going with the notes. Here, I'm going to fix it. I'm going to give it back to you. Now you're like working for this person. You're like, I just wanted to do the one goddamn thing. Let's say it, what if it was that? Okay, I knew it.

What if it was that? Okay. What if a complete stranger came up to me and was like, hey, I have this thing? It was a complete stranger? Can I finish? Okay. Hey, hey, we're just saying it could be.

Complete stranger. All right. Complete stranger. All right. Okay. All right. It sees me and is like, hey, let's say this person's like struggling, been trying to do this for years, decades.

Nothing is hit through. Let's say they wrote a pilot that was about something that was very topical that people are talking about all the time now that I thought had social relevance. Let's say I gave them my email. Oh, see that? Yeah, that's an issue. Let's say they sent me the script.

Allegedly? Immediately. Let's say I got a little busy with a family that's growing. I said, give me a couple of weeks. Let's say they didn't stop emailing me multiple times a day. Let's say, finally got to it 10 days after I received it. And let's say the structure, the spelling, the professionalism of it was not great, atrocious.

Let's say I took a day to read and then write an email with corrections, suggestions, links to books online, like on Amazon. Hey, this is, if you want to kind of dial this structure in, you can read this formatting, whatever. I send this to him. Stuff that you need to know if you want to be a considered a professional level writer. You have to know these certain things.

You have to know how final draft works. You have to know formatting. Let's say I sent this back to this person and I say, hey man, I'm willing to, let's say I said I'm willing to read your next draft and they said, they go, it's on a laptop that I threw away or something, a laptop that doesn't turn on anymore. I don't know how to, I don't know how to get it. So you pay money to retrieve it?

And let's say, I go, let's say I email and I go, well, you sent it to me, so send it to yourself and maybe use that to work off of. And let's say they said, come on man, let's just get that money together. And let's say they email me the next day saying, have you found someone to buy this yet or what? And let's say the emails haven't stopped. And let's say I will for sure still help someone again. See this to the end.

No, absolutely not. Dude, we have to fund this project. Let's say the cards have shown themselves and I'm like, this is why this person, and also let's say that in conversations, had over email and initially, things were said that if he said these in a meeting, he would instantly be canceled or asked to leave the meeting. And let's say he says that he talks that way. He talks that way because he's real and you know he's just joking.

But what he's saying is still offensive. Absolutely not okay. Not appropriate and offensive. Even though the topic he's writing about is very socially, it's the thing that everyone's going through places across cities in America. Yeah, that sounds like a kind of a nightmare scenario. But that being said, I don't talk about the things I do for people. But dude, I fucking was like, let's go, let's take a swing.

The worst. And this person, let's say this person has no idea. Well, until they listen to this episode of the podcast. Hey, if they existed and listened to this, you gotta hear me out. I fully gave you everything you need to write a next draft. The best part of that. Of what I think could be a promising project. And you are a person who has outstanding energy.

That's what I took from our initial meeting. And let's say that I think if you just reeled things in and maybe didn't say things that were highly offensive to large groups of people. When keeping it real goes wrong. You could be a somebody. No filter. Okay. You know, let's say that.

Let's say that it's been said, it's been said. Yeah. Well, that's it. That's that is a thing, especially with like, you know, you give your time. You want to do something nice for something or individual people. That's what that's one thing you're doing a nice thing for a person. But it's like, that's how I like to operate. By the way, just person to person individual person person.

But when you're going like, you know what, this is a charity that I believe in. I'm going to help out a little bit. I'm going to give my time. I'm going to lend my voice or my face to help push this thing forward. And then they just will not stop asking you for shit. It makes you go like, well, dang, I was trying to be a good person, but I don't want, I don't want to be every like three times a week be dealing with this. Like it's another job.

It makes you go like, I should be a shittier person and maybe not care about the XYZ. My wife works in that arena of nonprofit and asking favors and getting asking people to do things for you. And she's not a pushy person. She's kind of like more of an information person like who can inform you, educate you on the thing and make you inclined to want to help. But she's surrounded in her field by people who are more sales oriented, who are more like convincers, you know, and this isn't hurt.

This is where she works. This is like the field of people who are getting you to do things. They're better at convincing you like, Hey, actually, if you stick around, there's another person who really wants to meet you and you're like, Oh, I got a heart out. And you have to and you're a piece of shit. If you believe though, right, they really want to meet you and you would be a horrible person. If you left at the time that we agreed that you would and they're good at it, aren't they? They're good.

They're so good. You feel like such a piece of shit. Right. Make me feel like shit. And that's the business. They they're their job is to get them to milk you to get the most out of you as possible. To milk your teeth. Have you been milk before?

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do you guys suck on the teeth to get any milk out of them? What's going on? Any milk coming out? I told Chloe, I'm like, I want to taste your titty milk. I want that. I want that. Is that gross? I don't know.

To me, I'm like, I like milk. I don't think it's gross. It's just a wild ass segue. I love it. Um, yeah, my wife has had, uh, milk come out of her breasts, uh, grow into titties. Okay, bro. I don't think there's any sweet. Hey, you know what?

Cats out of the bag. Uh, yeah, milk's come out of my wife's breasts. I'm glad you're asking about it, and I'm glad we're talking about it. So yeah, if, if, if you had an opportunity with your significant other to get the milk, you want to get the milk, we've all tried the milk. You've got to try the milk, right? That's sweet, sweet, titty milk. That's sweet, titty milk.

Why not? But by the way, get it, get it in the, the first couple of days where it's called something else. I want to fresh out the titty. I don't want to go. It changes over time. Here we go. In the chat. Colostrum.

Colostrum. Yeah, that's what that sounds gross. I like sweet, sweet, titty milk. No, it's like the first drip. That's one of the first is colostrum. It's like eggnog. Yeah, it's like the first. It's real thick.

The first titty drips are the most powerful titty drips. Well, don't you want to give that to the baby? The baby needs the first titty drips. Yeah, but you're telling me. How are we not dropping in? It's science. We know chicks. Well, okay.

I got it. It's science. All right. I feel that. I feel that. Yeah, you'll get your turn. Hey, you'll get your turn. Also, for every drop you take, you're taking one away from our Bruce Devine.

Yeah. The young, young female Bruce Devine. They give a little, little Bruce. She's going to need those, those precious drips. Yeah, I'm really excited for that. Well, I mean, it's okay. You saw me rub my face. I'm really excited.

It's kind of a shit show. If you're tired now. The whole nursing thing is a nightmare for women. And hurts their titties. Yeah. No, it seems like she's going to be bummed on it, but I bet she's going to be a little bummed that I'm going to be kind of bugging her to, to suck on her titties. But I'm living in a nightmare.

Here's what you got to do. Convince her to get these things. Their breast pumps that you, they're just, I love this. They're portable. You just slide them in the bra and then they can walk around. They can go wherever they want and then just like hit the switch on their phone. And they start going down low.

That shit's important. Really? There's pumps that you could just walk around with? Yeah. I'm wearing one right now. You're kidding. It's iPhone. Dude.

It's down here like getting their milk. I thought you were trying to say your, your man titties. How are your titties doing? Your boobs are huge. They're fully engorged. It's a holiday season. That's when Ders' titties plump out a little bit. Yeah.

They really go for it. I got to get back in the pool. It's getting chilly out. And then with COVID on the rise, are they going to let me? COVID is back, dog. Everybody has COVID. It's crazy. Everyone has COVID now.

My God. We had a scare. We had to cancel a bunch of like visitors and then it turned out didn't have it. COVID going ham right now. It's crazy. It sucks. But also I feel like it's, I mean, I don't know. Yes, doctor.

If you have all your vaccines and boosters, you don't get as sick as we were getting in the original. You're such a sheep. You're such a sheep. I can't believe I'm hearing you say these words. It's science. Blake news. They should call it Blake news. Yeah.

More like Blake news. Yeah. Obviously people are still getting sick with a booster, but not as sick. And that's a good thing. I guess. I think that's a good thing. Call me crazy. We're just comedians, bro.

Why are we getting so serious? Dude, because I'm trying to talk about titty milk and you guys don't even like, I was like really wanting to go down this. Is it sweet? Is it about like what they, it's good, right? Are you having a loss? Yes. It rocks.

Yes. Yes, man. You get those drips. Go get that. Can you buy titty milk on the wet, on the internet, on the West? I bet there's some dark. I mean, weird that Derz knows that. It's not even dark.

It's just, it's women. If you want to not use, if you can't, if you're not producing and you don't want to use formula, you can buy other ladies breast milk. That is wild. Yeah. What? That is wild. Yes.

That is insane. That doesn't seem like it's a bottle like. Hey. And you can buy jazz. It's just called sperm milk. Yeah. Yeah. But you, you can't just go online.

You're saying like you go to like an Amazon, you could buy a titty milk. Can't you? Well, it's not bad, but it's, yes. Can't you buy a sperm? But it's like a bodily fluid. Like you can't buy someone's bag of blood. Like that's illegal to do, right? Hold up.

Well, no, that's what you do. You go to a hospital, you get someone's blood. It's called a blood transfusion. I know, but I'm saying me as just a guy that wants to try titty milk. I can't just. Adam Devine. You can. I'm looking at breast milk a hundred ounces on eBay right now.

Oh. Can you mix that with some can? $100. So can you buy jizz on eBay? You want me to see jizz for sale? Yeah. See if there's any jizz for sale. Because I don't think you could buy jizz.

It's crazy that you could buy titty milk. Like because they're good. Why? Well, because what if it's AIDS? It's AIDS, titty milk. We have semen acts. You know, man, I don't know. Are you cutting yourself open and pouring it into your bloodstream?

Whoa, dude. Adam, holy shit. I just found something guys. It's called porn sperm, artificial sperm. It comes in a tube. What the fuck is this? Do you inject that down your D-hole or what? OK.

What's the name? And let's shout them out so they can send us a box. It's called porn sperm. Artificial sperm. 125 millilitre tube. So it's like fake jizz? Oh, so for like if you're shooting a porno and then. So admittedly, I'm not a big shooter.

Like if I'm shooting a porno, it'd be that the come shot would be disappointing. It'd be like, no. All that work. A dribbler. All that work and it's just like an inactive volcano. He dropped in from the top rope for a dribble. Yeah, he dropped in. All that work and it's just dribbling.

It looks like it's just a lubricant that they just fucking killed it with the marketing. Oh, well. I don't think it's actually like sperm. Well, that's too bad. I'm an astroglide guy personally. Yeah, we know that about you. Yeah. I love some astroglide.

Dude, the astroglide bucket hat that they gave us. We astroglide is now a sponsor of the podcast. They give us an astroglide bucket hat. It's sick. I'll rock that. I'll fuck up an astroglide bucket hat. Oh, yeah. The shirts are hilarious.

Holy smokes. I am going down a deep dark tunnel. Well, talk about it. Here, I dropped a little link in your bag. I mean, my God, dude. Honey, I'm home. Of course, it's like Japanese. They do that.

They released the most insane products over there. They do. Sorry, why do you think it's Japanese? Well, because there's Japanese lettering. Oh, because the label? Yeah. Is that Japanese? I think so.

I think it's got a couple languages on there. Yeah, and just a poor girl. I almost think that this she didn't post for this. You don't think she likes that? I feel like this is CGI'd on her face. It's just like a girl photo. It looks like a stock Getty Images photo of just a girl smiling with her eyes closed.

And then they just hosed her down. I hope she got paid really well for that. Right. Yeah, maybe. Because that's not, you can't, that's rough. If you didn't get paid, if it's like $100 or something, and then now your face is covered in Jizz selling. It looks like she just went ham on a Cinnabon.

Well, she went very ham. Yeah, she doesn't look that. She looks like she's putting up with it. Yeah, this is a lot of batter. That's not it. So it's 200 milliliters of fake sperm come all capitalized. Lube, water-based, creamy, lifelike, unscented, semen, sex, lubricant.

A lot of words. That's when you know it's foreign. They're just using too many words. They over-describe it. Yeah, they like way over-describe what it is. You're like, yeah, we get that. Wet, wet, juicy. Yeah, wet, wet, juicy vagina.

Shout her out. Dude, this is sick. Yeah. Well, hey, thanks for sharing, Blake. Yeah. And what is Bonanza? Bonanza? Yeah, that's the site that you sit.

Oh, the website, bonanza.com? Yeah, I don't know what that is. It's like eBay for weird shit. Everything but the ordinary. So it's kind of like things you see on TV. Remember those magazines, like things you see on TV or whatever? Yeah, there used to be a store at my mall that was like... Yeah, as seen on TV.

As seen on TV. And you'd go in there and it's all shit that you saw on TV, which was awesome because you're like, I'm not going to fuck. I call this number. But then you go in there and you're like, maybe I need to shake weight. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

I got to piss so bad. Just go. Just go. Just keep going. Just go, dude. I'm going. I'm just wanting to announce. All right.

Yeah, go for it. So bad. Okay. Just go then. Don't make it weird. What the hell, dude? You think he got a little... You think he's pissing?

You think he got a little chubbed up when talking about all this tiddy milk? And then we would segue it right into like... Fake semen? Fake semen. And then he got a little... You think he's actually going to... Crank it down a little bit?

Crank down a little bit? He's taking a stroke break? Very possible. A classic stroke break? It's very, very possible. And then you can't do that. Even though that's a great idea to relieve stress at work, we talked about this I think in a podcast,

either one or two podcasts ago, taking a stroke break. But you can't do that nowadays. I feel like maybe even 10 years ago, you could have passed that. That could have slipped past HR. And they're like, hey, you know what? It would relieve stress.

Just here's a room that you could jerk off in. Go for it. Maybe they... This is the jerk off room. Maybe it should start overseas. I feel like in Amsterdam or something, they could start kicking that off. And then it could be something that catches on

over here in the States. You know, I'm going... When I shoot this Pitch Perfect show, I'm going to Germany. And I hear there's like really weird stuff over there. That I'm kind of... I've never seen anything. I'm kind of excited to see some weirdo stuff.

Like, were we talking like live shows or whatever? Or are you trying to get into some weird raves? Yeah, evidently, there's like weird sex clubs. Or something like the Burgheim or something. I think I've been told that. And that's like a famous techno dance club place. Burgheim. Yeah, I believe so.

I think it's Burgheim. And it's like a famous German Berlin techno club that everyone's told me about. And there's like, I guess in the basement, it's like where weird shit goes down, that you can't unsee it. I had some bros like, you can't unsee it, bro. Which I hate when people say that

because obviously, you can't unsee anything. It's weird. Yeah, anything you see, you've seen forever. You saw it. I couldn't see you. But evidently, like really weird stuff goes down. And I'm kind of like, well, what would shock me? I don't know.

Right. Yeah, this is weird. I just looked at a Burgheim. And the actual building looks like a prison. It looks scary as fuck. It might have been. Or worse. Where is this?

Germany? Yeah, in Berlin. It could have been even worse. But evidently, it's like super exclusive. Like they only allow a certain amount of people in. And it runs from like Friday at like 10 PM to Sunday at like 6 AM on Monday or whatever. It's open the whole time.

That whole time. And people stay there that whole time. I think there might be drugs involved. But probably some dabbling. But I've been told by multiple people that like, you'll just show up and you're there and you're like, hey, and they're like, no, I get the fuck out of the line. Not you.

It's like 54. Yeah. Well, I don't know. You're not getting in here with that shirt on. But yeah. I said you're not getting in here with that shirt on. Is that the best trailer moment ever? What trailer was that from?

Don't say Chuck and Buck. We'll circle back. We'll circle back. Yeah. So anyways, I was just like, I don't know. Like what would that, what is going to shock me there? Or if it'll be like, yeah, some weird, that's some weird shit for sure.

Well, I feel like there's a lot of stuff that I would, if I saw it like, I've seen a lot of stuff on the internet, but seeing shit live and this is a great segue to theater. But smelling it. Yeah. I think I think it's not the scene. It's the smelling of it. Right.

That you just get that's what you can't, you can't unsmell that. Or like a little splash, you're involved now suddenly. Yeah. Splash zone. Yeah. Suddenly, if you're splat, I want to steer clear of the splash zone. Definitely show up in a little raincoat for sure.

Or maybe I come and I'm, You're definitely going to come. I'm covered in this fake sperm, cum, lube, water face, creamy, lifelike, unscented, semen, sex lubricant. I just hose myself with it. And that's how I show up to the front door. And they're like, for sure you guys can come in. You, front of the line.

Yes. Chloe has me and on a collar or something, like a collar and a leash. And then I'm just, I just like hose myself with this stuff. And they're like, all right. Well, you guys can. I think it'd be okay. This would happen to me in West Hollywood

when I lived there years ago. When you make eye contact with somebody who you definitely, like somebody who's like shitting on the side of the road and you're looking, you're like, oh my God. And then they just, they turn somehow and lock eyes with you. And you're like, oh, fuck. And now they do. You haven't had a moment.

You've both shared a moment. And then maybe they hand you a screenplay. No, but just don't lock eyes with somebody when they're in the basement doing something. Yeah. Stir clear of the eyes. The portal to the soul. But I don't know.

I feel like at those weird performance art things, they're trying to get you to look in the eyes. They want you to soul link with them. And they just, because they know, they probably fucking live for that shit. Knowing you'll never forget them. Is that how you met Kyle? Yeah.

It was a similar situation. It was second grade. Kyle was sitting on the floor and you guys locked eyes. Kyle was like the Gigi Allen of Silverwood Elementary. It was crazy. Topical. Lots of scat play and cutting himself. It was cool, man.

He was cool. That is cool. That is cool with you guys. Are there any take backs? Like any giveaways? Any giveaways? I got a take back. And I think we all know what it might could have been.

What's that? Uh, if it happened. Okay. Yeah. Who knows if that happened or not. And you would like to take that back in case it did. Yeah. And I understand that.

And by the way, it's not going to stop me from doing something similar in the future with anybody. Anyone else? Yeah. This one didn't pan out. You never know. You never know when a good deed will punch you in the face. Right.

What? Yeah. You never know when you're like you do a good deed and it'll and it'll hose you down with some fake jizz. Now I might just need to get maybe if I would have needed to get a restraining order. Maybe. We'll find out. We're just happy that you're doing good deeds and not telling

anybody about it. And you know, that's big of you. It's really big of you. That is really cool of you. Um, I guess I'm going to just give a special shout out to www.bananza.com. Go on over there and get yourself some. What is it? Sia Lubricant, Fakesperm Cum Lube.

Yeah. Who wouldn't know? Huge, huge, big, good call. Good call. I'm giving them their adieu. Is it, is it called Sia? What? I don't even see one.

Oh, Sia, S-I-Y-I. Sia. I call it 20 milligrams Fakesperm Cum Lube, water-based, creamy, lifelike, unscented, semen, sex, Lubricant. Right. That is what it's called. I love that they're giving a discount on this website for 5% off. Well, get it.

5% off. Dude, it goes a long way. It was 1987 and now it's 1888. That is 5% off. What, what a deal. We get our money bags. We get it. What a deal to throw them over there.

Bananza. Well, that's what an insane, give like a 10. I've never even seen 5%. Give 10% if you're going to give a discount. You've never seen Fakesperm either, so. Yeah, that's true. This is huge. This is a huge discount in that world.

By the way, have you guys clicked through the other photos? They're like spraying it on the inside of a strawberry? Why? What? Why are they like, like click on the multiple photos. That's, that's a different product. That's what women, orgasm, lubricant spray gel. Oh yeah.

Actually, this is pretty sick. I'm looking at a, I told you. That's why my shout out. A bathing baby. It's weird. They filled like a condom with it. It's like, I don't think that that's what it's for. So right below it, it's, well, you know,

those porno's where they're like, they're drinking out of condom. Maybe they want to do that. Well, sure. Or maybe it's for guys that like, they literally, it's just dust comes out. So they like quickly, and then they'll pull out, squirt a little bit in the condom and be like,

oh, look at how much. And then they show it off. They're like, hey, babe, look at how much I actually came in this condom. So much. You turn the lights on just for a moment and go, okay, lights back off. Lights back off.

It's definitely weird because I think what Durge is talking about is down on the other bar, it's more from this cellar. And then it's bathing baby toy pipeline. Well, no, read the whole thing. Right below the, the semen, whatever, is the bathing baby toy pipeline water spray shower game bathroom shower kids toy.

Yeah. Hey buddy. Juicy bath toy, which actually looks off the chain. Wetwood Juicy Bath Toy. It does look really cool. It looks like something that you, you put in your, their shower and it's like, it's all these ducks.

It looks fucking dope. I'm getting it for Arbor. Yeah. Well, and it's cool that we're getting it from this cellar. Like this cellar knows what people want. They know that, that who the demo for this fake jizz is. It's like for parents. It's parents.

They're looking, they're looking to spice it up. They probably, they're like, they probably were just talking about titty milk. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, did you guys see the toy gun electric burst 80 round soft bullet gun on outdoor children's toys soft kid gun? Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

Dude, it's badass. Shoots 80 rounds. It's the ultimate nerf gun that this cellar is selling along with fake jizz. This person knows it's got a really cool Asian child. Not to mention 5% off. With 5% off. Yeah.

We're in safety goggles. So, you know, it's real. This cellar really, really knows what's up. I would like to big, I'd like to give flowers to this cellar on Bonanza. Are you going to say their name? If I could pronounce it or find it, I would say it. Luxury underscore geese booth.

Yeah, GI apostrophe S booth. They've had eight, they're a top rated cellar with eight transactions. I don't know if I trust Bonanza. We're taking PayPal. Yeah. How can you say you're a top rated cellar and you only have eight transactions? It feels like. Bonanza baby, it's a very.

They got a buyer protection pledge here. Yeah. It's a, it's a very exclusive club, man. But get into it guys. Bonanza.com. You know what? I don't talk about the things I do, but maybe I just bought a whole bunch of things from this guy.

Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. From luxury underscore geese. He seems like he's, he's, he cares. He's struggling. I'm going to help him out maybe. It's good stuff. Hey guys.

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