This Is Important - Ep 69: The 69th Episode Extravaganza

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

Today, this is what's important:The 69th episode extravaganza: cleanses, the return of he who must not be named, the origin of 'let's go Brandon,' if Kyle leaving the pod was a bitch or an asshole, threesomes, Lauren Lapkus, Workaholics make up artist Alexei Dmitriew, Bill Stevenson, listener questions, more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, it's a 69th episode Miracle. Six or nine, next wrenches. 69, dude, this is a very special event. Miracle. 69, dude. This is a very special event. This is a very special event. Six or nine. Miracle. This is a very special event. Six or nine. Miracle. I love you and let's 69. And here we go. 69 episodes. Fuck yeah. Only 9,931 more hours until you guys get good at this shit. Keep it up. Wow. 69. Congratulations. And now I hope you guys go for 420. Hello from Canada. Happy 69th episode, guys. I'm a big fan of all your butts, but Blake does have the best butt.

69, dudes, congrats. 69th episode. I bet it's going to be super tight, bo. And Kyle, I miss you. You got my technical heart. Oh my god. Happy 69th episode versus I say 69, dude. Can't wait to see you 69-ing each other. I hope that you're having an absolutely stupendous 69th episode. It's definitely a call for celebration. This is Nick from Illinois. Happy 69, dudes. And keep on sucking pits and taking shits. Congratulations on the 69th episode and fuck you, Kyle, for leaving. Bye. You made it to 69. Fuck you. Episode 69. You little slut. Finally some news worth hearing about. 69th episode. Keep rocking. We love the pod. Kyle, you suck, but we love you. Come back. Happy 69th episode. And just wishing you guys well. Peace and love, brothers.

This is Stan Atkins. I listen to the pod with my brother Travis all the time. I just got done jerking off. All right, after I got there, I'm listening to the pod. Happy 69th episode. Congratulations on the 69th episode. Peace in Montana. Congrats on the 69th episode. Fucking love it. Congrats on your 69th episode. I was thinking maybe to celebrate tonight. Why do some 69s? Yo, how you doing? This is Rocky Balboa. Just wanted to say congratulations on episode and episode 69. So excited for your 69th episode. I love the pod. Makes me laugh every week. 69, dude. Hey, boys, this is Dylan from Minnesota. Congratulations on the 69th episode and the show has gotten a lot better than Kyle left. Fuck Kyle. Happy 69, dudes.

I am unbelievably in love with all of you and I wish you the most tight but whole lives that it was foretold in the ancient tomes that this day would happen. Episode 69. 69th episode. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. 69th episode. 69, dude. Fuck Kyle. This is Stacy from Massachusetts. You guys have brought so much joy to my life. Keep killing it. Y'all have a good one and stay 69. My name is Shelby and I'm a flight attendant in a world full of loose buttholes. Thank you guys for keeping it tight. Happy 69th episode, my friends. Congratulations on 69, dude. Congratulations on your 69th episode. This is super exciting for all of us, especially you, rule galore. 69th episode. Congratulations on your 69th episode. Hope you guys all can celebrate by 69 later.

Congrats on these 69 extravaganza episodes. Carl, I will see you in hell. Happy 69 and I wish you another 69 more. 69 entire episodes. Wow, guys. Incredible work. May your dicks get hard and your mouth stay wet. Keep up the good work. Happy fucking 69, dude. Episode 69. It's a huge accomplishment. I can't wait till episode 420. Congrats on 69, guys. I'm really proud of you and your boobs are huge. Congratulations on your 69th episode. It's fucking Kyle. Happy 69, dude, guys. You've earned it. Let's go. R.I.P., Kyle. What's up, motherfuckers? This is Harry Mars. Congratulations on your 69th episode. You crazy motherfuckers. Happy 69th episode, boys. Hope it's very steamy and sweaty and sexual. Congratulations on your

69th episode. Love you guys. 69, dude. I love your podcast. I hope you all get wind and dine in 69, except for Kyle. Look at that. 69, dude. Hell yeah, dude. Excited for the 69th episode of TII. This one better be a lot about porn in 69 and then banging and all that good jazz. Hell yeah, yeah. TII Nation, head out. Congrats on episode 69. You guys are tight buttholes, man. 69 episodes. Congrats. You did it. 69, dude. Sam from Colorado. I just wanted to wish you guys a happy fucking 69th and let's get to fucking 420, baby. 69 episodes. Very tight butthole. Not loose but tight. What we see today is a happy 69th episode. Happy 69. Blake does have the best booty. You guys are all hot though. 69. 69. Congratulations, guys, on your 69th episode.

Hey, it's WorkaholicsTV. I wanted to thank you for the flowers and I really hope we get to see you guys 69 each other on this 69th episode or we'll see you stay stupid human fetuses. Just wanted to wish you guys a happy 69, dude. Brothers are red. Brothers are blue. You boys make me horny. 420, 69. Congratulations on your 69th episode. Happy 69th, my dude. Episode 69, huh? Let's get weird. Fucking big booby slut. Congrats on the 69th episode. Kyle betrayed me. I hope you guys celebrate the 69th episode by giving thanks. Maybe like 69 each other. 69. Fun hole. 69th episode. Loving it. Keep doing what you do. Go off, Kings. 2022. This is important. G-I-I-N-N-N-Nation. Hey, 69. Hey, big boobs. Big

old boobs. 69. Tits. Yeah, 69 boobs and tits. 69 episode, dude. That's not favorite. I'm literally sitting on the toilet taking shit right now and I want to tell y'all that you're fucking rock. Congratulations on 69. Congratulations on 69 episodes. I knew you could do it. Greetings from Denmark. tripod. On this moment, 69th episode, I only have one thing to say. Okay, let's go! He is from Melbourne, Australia. I'm a bit of a pierced off of Rugelloyd, but I thought I'd just drop in to congratulate you guys on 69. I thought you guys were going to get better after 10, but we're not there yet.

Hopefully 69 is the charm. Alright, thank you, lads. Catch you later. Wow. Excellent. Wow. Welcome everyone to the 69th episode of This Is Important. This is important! I like that.

What a milestone. That was such a long intro, dude. Yeah, someone had to say it. My God. Well, you know, we put it out there for the fans to call and we got a lot of responses. Yeah, did we get 69 responses? 69, dudes! I believe that was 69 responses right there.

Cool, great. Did you edit that? No, that was Todd and we got to give a big, big shout out and flowers to Todd. Yeah. We got something like 700 responses. Wow. And that's too bad. I wish we got 690 and those 10 extra people that responded.

Right. You're off the project. Sorry. Peace be with you. I didn't know we were wearing tuxedos, guys. I didn't know. I didn't either and I just ran up and got it right now. You look amazing.

Oh, I didn't have my tuxedo. Also, I got too fat for my tux. Did you guys all get these free tuxes? I remember like a few years ago I was given a free tux. Is that where you guys got your tuxedo? Oh, yeah. J.Crew gave me this tuxedo. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, me too. But I got it free. I got it. I also did, but I can't fit in it anymore. I'm so proud of you guys. Yeah, well, you're probably just really buffing the chest and everything. Yeah, I got probably buffed up. Last.

As we can see. Yeah, I probably got too swole. 69. Wow. Happy 69, everybody. What a freaking milestone. I hope we have like a lot of surprises in store for the audience. Surprises.

They're different than surprises. They're stuff prizes and we'll get into that later. Stuff prizes because they're stupid, but they are 69, dude. Indeed, surprises for some of us. So how's everybody feeling is you got your, I got some apple cider. I'm feeling really good. Not a beer. Are you off the sauce right now, Blake?

Are you drinking apple cider? Yeah, I'm doing the New Year's, the cleanse. You know, everybody kind of jumps on January to just hit the reset button. You know what I do is I drink, I still drink. Right. Because you know how like you clean a bathroom with cleaning products? There's alcohol in cleaning products. That's what I'm doing.

I'm cleaning out my body with alcohol. Cleaning the system. I mean, in that science. I'm still going to send it. Are you smoking more weed about it? I do. I do tend to smoke more weed when I go beer and alcohol sober. Okay.

Well, yeah, we'll have to get you fitted with some can. Isn't that what Kyle, he gave up alcohol, but then he just did a weed? What an idiot. Okay. Okay. I like that. That guy sucks, dude. Little shots fired.

That guy sucks, man. Yeah. Well, he gave up Kyle Neuchek, the X member of the podcast. That's right. That was his last name. Sorry. That was his last name. Fritz, you see ya.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's a 69th episode miracle. Back together again. Oh my God. What's up guys? Kyle Neuchek.

Wow. Happy 69th episode, gentlemen. Wow. To what do we owe the audience? What's up, guys? Kyle Neuchek. Happy 69th episode, gentlemen. Wow.

To what do we owe the honor? My goodness. Now, this is exciting. So by coming on the 69th episode, you're now vowing to come back on the podcast full-time, and you're back as a 100% full-time member of the podcast. Wow, we wasted no time. We're getting down to brass tacks, huh, Adam?

Is that what's happening here? Business in the front, party in the back. Adam's all business. No time for a party. We're businessmen now. I'm a businessman. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Here we go. My schedule freed up. I'm here. What up, baby? Yeah. Sure enough. Now we're back together again. La, la, la, la.

You know what, though, Kyle? Yes, Anders. I heard from a little bird that you were still listening to the podcast, though. Is that true? I did listen to one or two to see if you guys ever came around on the fucking Sizzler thing. What is camera on the Sizzler, man?

Well, remember right before Kyle jumped off pod, abandoned ship, we got into the whole thing about, I'm going to Sizzler, and a lot of people thought that was the straw that broke the camel's back. It happened to line up at the right time. So I did check in to see what y'all were saying about that, because I did sing it, and there was a lot of noise coming in from the internet at me.

Adam still looks confused, because instead of going to Disneyland, he was like, going to Sizzler, man. Oh, yeah, going to Sizzler, man. From Whiteman, can't jump. But then it was Whiteman, can't jump. From Whiteman, can't jump. Khadim Hardison, I believe, said it? Yes.

Was that what pushed you off the project? We were kind of going in on you a little bit about Sizzler. Freaking Sia. Genuinely, no. It just was the schedules of that, and then my schedule happened to line up. So I listened to two to see what happened, and then you guys are going to have

to catch me up on the rest. What did I miss? Oh. Not much. Yeah, it was a lot of really hot fire. I don't even know if we did any more than that. You might be caught up. A lot of political poly charge stuff.

Oh, good. Yeah, we got real charged for a few episodes. State of the Union stuff. Your boobs are huge. And we missed your side of the argument. Yeah, so how do you feel about Joe Biden being the president? Yeah.

Biden is the president of the United States, right? Do you agree with that? Hey, you agree with that? Are you agreeing with that? I'm saying right. I'm asking the question. I don't know. Are you a Go Brandon guy?

Is it Go Brandon? Let's Go Brandon. Let's go. Let's Go Brandon. What is that? Let's go. They are so good with that. It's super funny.

It is. It's a fun little, like, wing. It is. I love it. I think it is funny as hell. For those of you, are you in the know, Kyle? I don't know. Let's Go Brandon.

Fuck Joe Biden, which I'm like. Don't say it. People will know. I'm like, why not? Why we should all have instead of cursing, we should say it just be more supportive of someone with a completely different name than the person we're making fun of.

Right. Yeah, that's I mean, I feel like that's what they're. We, everyone, we're all doing it. Let's go. I say, I say the whole world, let's all adopt this. So if we're going to say like, like, like, as the 30 people said, fuck Kyle in the preamble. Yeah, they really didn't a sizzler reel, sizzler reel.

Maybe they should say, they should say, let's go. Greg, let's go. Yeah, let's go, Greg. What is it? It's a tack with sarcasm, right? It's like that. But I think it's supposed to sound like fuck Joe Biden. No, the origin of it was there was a NASCAR guy

who had just won a like a race or something. They were interviewing him and and the crowd in the background was chanting fuck Joe Biden. They were kind of picking it up on the microphone during the interview and the person's like, oh, yeah, they're they're saying, let's go Brandon. So then that caught on. Right. So it does sound similar.

Yes. Right. And it's it is very funny. And if your name is Brandon, are you like having a good day? Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if you are like what? I mean, you're kind of crossed up if you're like your name's Brandon, but you're a huge Biden supporter. And is that a real thing? Sometimes someone like yells at you like, let's go Brandon.

And you're like, yeah, oh, wait, there's no Brandon that's a Joe Biden fan, right? Yeah, that's probably true. You know what I mean? Yeah, none, none. I bet Brandon's are 100 percent anti Joe non Biden fans. Anti Joe anti Joeers. Wow, you guys really have gotten very polychar. Yeah, we have. Yeah, pretty charred.

Kind of like to break things down on the six on the sixties episode. Yeah. And we don't even say polychar anymore. We say pocha. We just don't have time to say pocha. It's a very pocha pod. It's not going to stop you and pocha just because it's 69. Also, I was curious because I was sitting in the wings here, listening to that, that nice little request, seven minutes for reals.

The real that a lot of people saying, fuck, fuck me. What what's going on? You guys been holding that or what's what's been talking shit? I think there was a lot of animosity. You've been talking shit. Oh, yeah, the bitch. What's up? There was a lot of animosity from the fans that you betrayed us and you left us in our time of need over the holidays.

It was your time of need. You didn't know that specifically. I know I was I was needy. Yeah, you didn't even think to wonder if we would need you. Oh, my God. Yeah. Kyle, betrayed me. Oh, that's on the board now. Yes. Yes. Good. OK, so I'm coming back a motherfucking heel.

OK, well, I think I don't know if it's so much, you know, that you left. It's kind of the way it was very abrupt. As you know, you didn't even you backpedaled and sent that text message screenshot, but the aruguloids were left leaderless. It was just you just dropped off the map. I wasn't going to say a damn thing. And then, honestly, all of the noise that was sent at me. A lot of chatter alive. A lot of chatter.

A lot of shit was I felt very confused because I thought we were cool. Well, to be fair, I thought it was cool. They were talked about. We did say fuck you quite a lot right out of the gate. So I feel like people want to be on like the train with us and have fun. And it's a it's a nod in a way and a little not even really. But you're back, baby. Now I'm here, man.

I mean, you know, I just la la la la la. Honestly, it was it was a call it a mental health break. I had too much shit on my plate and the scheduling was going nuts. And we were finishing up shadows and I was doing the last couple episodes and shit got down to the wire as it always does in television. Absolutely. We know the biz. And I had to. I had to, bro. Yeah. I had bros. Better health dot com.

But here's the difference between you and me. I'm willing to go crazy for this podcast. Cool. I'm crumbling on the inside. I almost died for the podcast, you know, that is amazing. Good job. And I and I and I will. I will die for you guys. So do you think do you think that that was an asshole move to leave us right?

Sort of stranded. Yeah, that's kind of where we think it was a bitch move. Yes. Oh, bitch or asshole. Because we're we established that you were a bitch before, right? Yeah, I'm a bitch straight up. Yeah, but I don't believe that. But was that an asshole move or a bitch? I believe I believe Kyle is more of an asshole than he is giving himself credit for.

All right. All right. I'm into that. I'm into that. Give me the asshole credit, then. Yeah. Yeah. So where do I stand? Well, it depends. If you I mean, yeah, that's a toss up. Where does the man stand? Where do you think you stand?

I guess I would like to hear it from you. Yeah, this is our most charged episode, by the way. I love this. Yeah, this pochar. Pochar. I always thought that I was a a be with an itch. Right. I always thought that I was a be with an itch. No, I'm not going to say it. And then he had to scratch it. You had to scratch that.

I guess it was kind of asshole, but not to you guys, more to the fans. And I'll speak to the a rogueloy. A rogueloy. It's his first time back. Yeah, go off. Go off. I'll speak to the rogueloy.

You're now calling ourselves. Listen, a rogueloy. We are now calling ourselves a rogueloy. OK, this is the big news. You guys just eat a ton of rolos. The rolo's underrated. Yeah, bro. Great kid. Another rogueloy.

No, but I will apologize because I feel like that's where I left people stranded. I think I communicated with you guys behind the scenes what was going on. And then you took it to another level for entertainment, which I kind of dig. I just knew nothing about, I guess. You said I was dead.

Yeah, for entertainment. You said I was dead. For entertainment. You said I was dead. No, I think I think dead to us. Dead to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to us. I got so many messages saying, are you alive?

That's fair. Well, OK. Well, people are like, Kyle wouldn't betray and leave his friends. He's not an asshole. Freaking Sia. Yeah, they didn't know. They didn't know that that was a bitch move

and not an asshole move. Yeah, I guess I'm just like, you know, maybe I'm like Yin Yang, you know, maybe I'm like as much bitch as I am asshole. And maybe that's the lesson here. Maybe I showed you guys a little asshole. I like that. Maybe I showed you a little asshole.

You're a bass hitch. Yeah, Kyle, as speaking as a bitch, it was inspiring. I would I I want to make my play as an asshole coming up. So I'm really trying to devise the right time to really let my asshole fly. Well, I think this goes to show that no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole, you can still do the same things.

If you want to leave your friends in a lurch and betray the community as a bitch or an asshole, you can still do it no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole. Right. It doesn't it doesn't matter. You can still get the same thing done. I'm still going to send it. And to be clear, he he's here. He just apologized.

A huge bitch move. Yeah, that was that's how I know you're not an asshole, because you weren't like I had shit to do. So maybe it's not the yin yang. Yeah, I feel like if you're a real asshole, you would be like, oh, OK, is that oh, so that that's how it's going to be. And then you just cut the feed and then you dip out. Or he'd be like, I'm going to be quiet and watch you guys.

Right, which is what I did at the beginning of this. Yeah, that is true. And how was that for you? It was the worst. Which I wonder how many podcasts Kyle is going to last because what he doesn't realize is that we're about to do a ton of podcasts this next month to prepare. And the look on his face is

Ders will be shooting a movie in Mexico and I will be shooting a TV show in Berlin, Germany. We're international now. And so we're trying to stockpile as many episodes as possible. So we don't have to deal with the crazy nine or 10 hour time difference. Hold up. Cool. Quick to see you. So we will see. Yeah. Yeah.

I wonder, you know what, Adam, I mean, to your point, I guess I wonder how many episodes all last as well. Yeah, I don't really I don't really know. It all depends. We don't know. What do we want the overrunner to be? Two, six, ten, ten, ten, go real. Go ten. Yeah. If you want real, you're an inside trader, though. You can't. I mean, you know.

Yeah, I can manipulate this. I think six. That's a good overrunner. Yeah, I think six is the real number. OK. And I think it's going to be less than six. All right, cool. Right. So it can't start with this podcast. It has to be the next.

It has to be because why that's the first one. I like this because he's already doing this one. This is this is a special event. Right. So seven. Sixty. I don't get the logic. Well, this he's already on this podcast. We're saying. And I'm counting this one. OK, well, then I'll say seven.

Then I'll say seven. This is we're always really good at bets and overrunners. And it shows. I want to get into the weeds on this. Well, that was the weirdest thing. Adam just changed the number. Well, yeah, seven. Oh, then then seven.

If we're counting this one. I guess I just don't know why you wouldn't count this one. Because he's already on this one. I know, but this is the first one. He's back. Still the one. It's still the one. This is 69, dude. This is a very special event.

They're all special. And that's what he's going to grow to realize. Kyle never misses a 69, baby. Oh, no, I show up to every goddamn 69, baby. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads.

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And then we didn't do it. 69, dudes! Remember that? Yeah, yeah. Then we just 60, 90 each other. Remember that? Yeah. Do you remember that?

I don't remember that. Oh, I'm really happy we did black out. Then that'd be like a really weird thing that we have between us. Like, yeah, because I for sure would have probably seen you're like the back of your nut sack or something, like in a weird position. You would have licked it. Right. I'm glad we didn't do that.

Oh, you're saying if you guys did a threesome together, the two of you and a girl, you would have seen his nut sack. I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure you're seeing like nut sacks and like the back of nut sacks and maybe a butthole. If she calls for two cocks one box, you guys doing that? Yeah. Yeah. Good answer. Yes.

Poets. I guess we would have had to. But but but we in the moment, we we were like, no, no, this this will change our friendship dynamic forever. No, I'm happy. I agree with you there, Adam. I'm glad we had the wherewithal to say, you know what, let's not do this. Yeah. And maybe we would have in the moment fell in love and then and then we end up fucking each other.

Two cocks, no box. And then two cocks, each other's mouths. And then 69. We don't have wives. You don't have kids and we're just together forever, you know, two cocks got married. That could have that could have changed everything. I think that would be really interesting to to do with a friend, like have a threesome with a very close friend. And I wonder where that could lead.

I feel like that's how it usually they are, right? Aren't they usually friends, wouldn't they be? Is it? I feel like I feel like it's a scenario where it's a total stranger. I'm saying it's probably usually not an anonymous dude. It's probably like two homies and some girls like actually, actually. I think that this is called like when you go and search for your unicorn, right? Oh, yes, great movie. Wait, what?

Lauren Lapkis. Yeah, when a couple wants to have a threesome and then they go search for the random person that's going to be in it, that is not going to be a part of their world anymore. After this one special night, but they just go find their unicorn and the search for a unicorn is real. And the unicorn is just like a pretty slutty person that's willing to have sex with two complete strangers. Oh, slutty or sexually open minded. However, you want to say that, you know, your boobs are huge, sexual charged. I don't say slutty as a bad thing.

I think sluts kind of rock. Yeah, yeah, sluts rock. And yeah, tight. Sluts rock. I dig sluts, too. Adam comes from a long line of sluts, for sure. Proud sluts. Yeah, we're a proud family of sluts.

But look, I'm sure that's a real movie. I love the term unicorn. That's fun. It's a movie. Yeah, the unicorn. Lauren Lapkis, shout out, Clinton Place. I think it's Lapkis and Nick Rutherford is very funny. It's good.

Oh, really? Lauren Lapkis was just in the movie that I did that Blake is also in the outlaws. And she's very funny in that as well. Very, very funny woman. You know, she grew up on my street, right? Yeah, she told me on their actual street in Evanston. Three houses down or something. Yes, just a few houses down.

Yeah. And look at us now. Did you guys know each other in childhood? Like, was it something where you guys were playing on the same swing sets? Or well, Ders was 40 years older than her. So were you watching her? Were you her babysitter? I was her English teacher. And I said, she's got potential.

Purple South! Jesus Christ. Kyle, nothing's changed. Her brother's a year younger than me. So we would do like freeze tag on the playground more. But she was always around because she's three, four, three or four years younger than me. That is really freaking cool. Shout out to her pops always hooping over at the playground.

Oh, sorry. He's a baller. Like a dad that played basketball that just kind of blew my mind. Oh, yeah. That is cool. Lauren is incredibly tall. I did not know this about. I mean, I've met her a handful of times.

I don't ever remember her being as tall as she was. She had a surgery later in life to add seven inches to her. Oh, my gosh. You know, you can do that. You can actually do that now. I saw a camera. It might be like, where do they add it? They add it to your shins.

Your shins and your neck. Your shins and your and your thighs. That sounds painful. But they have to like break everything and then add. But they give you six, six extra inches. So six or nine. So if we do a go fund me on the podcast, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Fuck you. You think you would have been taller? Isn't that what you are saying? If you weren't hit by the truck, that's what the doctors told me, but they might have just been juiced in me. What a cool doctor. God, you would have been six feet anyway. Well, I think I was like bummed because I wanted to play sports.

And I was always kind of like a little and he's like, well, you would have been taller. Just know that like trying to juice me up. And I don't know if it's real because my mom is a tiny person and my dad is a little taller than me, but he's not like a giant. Well, it's always good when a doctor is juicing people up, especially children. Yeah, absolutely. I enjoy a good, a good doctor juice. You know, yeah, juice them up, make them feel good about themselves.

What were we talking about? Unicorns, sixty nineing people. We're talking about unicorns and sixty nine. Right. The we were talking about people having threesomes and whether it's usually strangers or people, you know, I still feel like it's I think it's people, you know, yeah, 95 percent of the time. Right. Yeah. And then the weirdos of the people who are like, let's go find some slut

to do this in a great way, in a great way, in a great, fun, sexually charged way, sexual way. But I also think I also think it all depends on what kind of like ratio, guy to girl sort of thing you're talking about. Because like, what if you were, you know, say at some party and two girls are like, hey, you're coming with us, then that you just, you know, I think we're talking about guy, two guys, one girl, one girl. Yes, the right way to do.

Because two girls, one guy is for sure almost always friends, right? Because they're way more comfortable around each other generally. If I was if I was in that position and really adding a male to my sexual relationship, I would want that to be anonymous. That's still two girls, one guy. Shut up. Shut up, bitch. I feel like I would also want it to be a guy I don't know. That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying anonymous. Because if it's like a homie of yours and you have to hang out all the time and then every time you're like at a party and they're like going to grab an Ashlyn from the fridge, right? Yeah. And you're like, hey, honey, can I get an Ashlyn and they go and they reach for an Ashlyn at the same time and their hands kind of touch and you're like, they're going to go sneak off and fuck again. I know they are. I don't know.

Oh, so jealousy is what's is what's getting you. I mean, probably probably. And then you're like, like trying to measure the thickness of his cock and stuff. Totally weird, wild stuff. Hey, what are you doing, dude? I'm sorry, I'm just trying to measure. You're just sorry. I'm just trying to yeah. But then at least you probably know the boundaries.

OK, like, you know, you're homie and like, well, you hope you know you're homie and you're like, but what if it's some other guy? Yeah, he could be a wild card. OK, showing up late at night. Like that movie, Auto, the autofocus, where he's like, whose hand is that? And he's like, yeah, mine. And he freaks out and he's like, I got a thumb in your ass two weeks ago. OK, but what if it's what if it's a homie of yours and this guy's?

It's you. OK, go ahead. He's he's he's doing double front flips. Yeah, into into the off the top rope. Into your girl. Yeah. Well, wait, why is it? It doesn't have to be your girl. It could just be your girl. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like if it's you.

Well, that's how I'm I'm taking it. Yeah, that's how I'm that's how I'm taking it too. Oh, I was thinking it was two homies and then they meet some chick and she's like both. Oh, we were talking about if it's like you were bringing somebody to your relationship. That's what I thought. That's that's the perspective I have. Oh, then, yeah, it's got to be a stranger.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. OK, absolutely. Or you clone yourself and then she runs off with the clone. Kyle, let's start our own podcast for me and you agree on this. And I don't know if I have time for it, but yeah. OK. I don't mind. Love you. Well, OK, I love you and let's sixty nine. OK, we had our opportunity and we didn't take it.

That's crazy. What if you guys did though? How would it have changed the dynamic? We would have gone. I feel like we did that episode with me and Kyle. We were so desperate to get with home girl that like we were sucking each other's tits and stuff. That's right. She put his underwear in my mouth.

Yeah, that was on the Instagram account that workaholicsTV recently. And I watched that that was an unreal scene. There's I'm so happy we have that too rough. And big shout out once again to the workaholicsTV Instagram account. They're doing great work over there. Yeah, yeah, we heard him on the intro. It was good to hear her voice. Wow, I don't think I've ever heard it before.

And it's a woman. Yeah. Oh, no. And also the people that are that are running TII nation. They're doing great, great work, too. We're really building a community here. Yeah, yeah, it's fun to watch those old workaholics clips like of scenes that you haven't you haven't seen those episodes in in for so damn long. Like I know I haven't like gone back and watched the old episodes in a long, long time. Kyle quit. Yeah. Kyle quit already.

No, he's got something. No, I'm just grabbing it because I got this. I just put it up on the wall, but it's Johnny Ryan drawing of that scene. That's tight. Oh, that is great. I got a couple of Johnny Ryan's right here. Yeah, it's a it's cartoon Kyle and cartoon Durst sitting in Durst's bed, looking like they just Carl's jockeys. Look at those nipples. Those aren't real.

Your nipples are tiny. I had nipple rings, bro. Remember? Oh, they were prosthetic nipples, right? They were other nipples on top of my nipples. Yeah, yeah, it was awesome. Wow. How long did that take to put those on those nipples? Was it a long time in the chair or what? No, I don't think so.

I think it was maybe like 20, 30 minutes, maybe to get them looking perfect. Yeah, they look real as hell. I love that. That's that's important. That's it's important. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. And they were great flavor that you. Oh, yeah, because you licked them, bro. You went. Yeah.

How much could you tug on them? Could you bite on one stuff and they'd stay on? I did. I was doing like a row. Yeah, they were they were on there. I think we made sure that they were, you know, really glued on. Yeah, durable. That's Alexi for you, man. That guy's a pro.

Now he's winning like Academy Awards and shit. Yeah, yeah. Alexi Dimitriv. Did he get it? Did he get an Academy Award? Or did he get an Emmy for like Mandalorian? He's he's won multiple Emmys. Oh, yeah, it was an Emmy. Yeah. But Alexi Dimitriv, I think that's how you said it.

His last name. He was our makeup artist on workaholics and great guy, great guy and was always doing extra stuff, 3D sculpting, like monster, 3D masks. Yeah, making tattoos was always just doing more than he had to. And he was a great asset for us. You know, a lot of times your makeup artist won't be able to do special effects makeup and he could do both. So we really use that with him.

And then he went off and now he's doing like the Mandalorian. He did the Boba Fett. And he's now that the head makeup person on Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which is a really, really big deal. He was a boss. Big ups. We definitely didn't challenge him enough because he just had to put like make up mostly on us three guys, which is not like a lot. And then I think he was just spending his time doing other cool stuff.

And yeah, I like to think he owes us. Yeah. Yeah, we launched. We tried to throw on some stuff like Bill's dream when we were all three, those like weird, like albino steampunk guys. We got to post those pictures of you. Your nose in that you were unrecognizable. That might be our weirdest. That might be our weirdest episode, by the way. Best episode.

Yeah. Remember, we were like, we're going to give Bill and Montez a whole ass episode and see where they take it. Action movie. Hey, we know fans. Man, that was a fun one to make. Yeah. That one was excellent. Yeah. With the turtle and just on a revenge mission and all the parkour up the walls for Bill, that was just have a voiceover as well. Yeah. Yeah. He said, little, did they know I was playing pocket pool

on the way to work and I was hard. He killed it. He's the main. Dude, so any time, like speaking of like scenes that I forget about that were from workaholics, like any time I see a scene of Bill, I still crack up so hard where Alice was like saying something about how he can't get chicks and nobody dates him. And he's just like, ouch, it's so good.

Talk about a dude who nailed every line. Yeah. Yeah. Bill killed it. Big Bill Stevenson. Like just knew the character. It was easy to write for him. And then when him and Ghostman paired up. Magic. Yep. When they grabbed each other's balls.

Unstoppable. And then he crushed his. Yes, sir. We like learned from him as we went to as his as his character got bigger and bigger. Like he was like, we wrote to his strengths and it just kills. Because he was just a guy we hired for one episode. And his strengths were chain smoking cigarettes in the parking lot. Drinking Mountain Dew, smoking.

Yeah, he was working his lines. Dr Pepper leaders. Yeah, they're running lines. Aren't there some like old episodes of television doors that you saw like a bill? Like what shows was he on? Like no, Ghostman. No, Bill. No, no, no, you're right.

No, I did see Bill. Bill was on some like Disney show from way back or something that I saw. Yeah, he had hair, which was surprising. Yeah, we got to pull that up. It was in a movie. Isn't Bill like in Twister or something? Or Contagion or what's another one? Adam is just saying he had long, long hair. Outbreak.

Outbreak. He looked like a kind of like a stoner. Flowers. Blake, do we have any calls to to listen to? Calls to listen to. Yeah, I think we do. I don't. Let me do you guys talk a little while. Let me. I think it was outbreak. I think Bill was an outbreak. Yeah, yeah, he's got a scene because I think he posted something

at the beginning of the pandemic and it was just so timely. That's perfect. Did you say Twister? I did, but it wasn't Twister. Just a Twister thing real quick. Do you guys remember seeing the Twister trailer in the movie theater and have your mind blown? Absolutely. Yeah, I saw a Twister at a drive-in theater in Iowa. But specifically the trailer.

Yes. No, the trailer was like a game changer trailer. I think it might have been like when I went to go see Jurassic Park or something that era, but like the cow or the tire coming out at the camera. I remember being like, it was a fucking two real. Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing about that that's super weird is like that cow in the trailer. I don't think it's in the movie. Didn't make the cut.

Like they spent the money on the trailer. And then you're waiting for it on the flick and there's no fucking cow. Oh, is that right? Yeah, I don't know. It was one of the first times that like, yeah, that clocked it. It was like kind of a big thing like because it's that trailer was so memorable. And then like, that's the way it sort of ends. And then you're at the movie theater waiting to see that part and it never comes.

And see more Hoffman like screaming like right past the camera. He's like, get inside, go to the basement or whatever it was. So good. Did you guys did you guys watch licorice pizza, the new Paul Thomas Anderson? Yes, just I haven't watched it yet. Got to watch it. I need to watch it. That's that's my next one. It's cool. It's it's a vibe, man.

It's a vibe flick for sure. Love it. Do you remember the trailer for it? Not really. I didn't watch the trailer for it. The tire. But who did you just say? Philip Seymour Hoffman's son is the lead of it. Really? Yeah. Does a great job. His his name is Cooper.

Cooper Hoffman. Yeah, he's awesome. Philip Seymour Hoff boy. Yeah. Hey, whoa, wait a minute. This is the way. No, that might. It was the way. No, that wasn't it. Yes, points. Thank you. Yeah, got him. Blake, hit us with one, baby.

OK, yeah, here we go. So what is this? This is just some questions that came in along with our happy 69. Let's see if this if this actually will work. Call and response. Hello, Blake, Adam, Dersen, no longer KO because he's no longer there. All right, Mike. He's here. That is Brendan from Glasgow.

And I'd like to ask, what's the weirdest place you guys have ever masturbated? Thanks. We've covered this. Hey, good, really good question. Well, definitely we know mine, right? Well, first of all, Glasgow and that is a real place. Yeah, I'll have to look that up. It's in Scotland. I just looked it up.

Scotland. Well, I got to I got to make my way over there when I'm in Brooklyn. Yeah, I definitely covered it online. Mine was on the the airplane. That was probably the weirdest place I did that. Yeah, I feel like we covered this as well. Hey, it seems like you didn't. Hey, guy from Glasgow, you didn't listen to the podcast enough. If you want to know everything about it, you got to listen to all 69.

Dude, thank you. But also, Blake, what? We covered this. OK, sorry. I'm just look. I didn't. I didn't. Are they labeled? I they're sort of hold on. Let's see. Here we go. Papasau taking a shit here, bud. Wow, another DMI.

Just wondering if you'd rather have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears, or you'd rather shit a brick or piss a golf ball or too many. You'd rather have taste buds in your butthole. Yes. Or poop out your mouth. Taste buds in your butthole, obviously. That's all it seems like. Obviously, taste buds.

Yeah, out of all of those. Yeah, I'm with us. Idiot. You're an idiot. I'm with us. Blake and obviously, obviously, penises for fingers, obviously. Then vaginas for ears. Well, I mean, I imagine how great you'd be at. Fingering at fingering. Exactly.

You had penises fingers. That'd be you'd be incredible. Women would be lining up down the block. Also, that's just cool. Yeah, you're on the you're on the Tonight Show for shirt, showing your penis fingers. Sixty nine vaginas for ears. That's that's you got to have like tampons in your ears now.

No, thank you. You have to pee out of each one of those penises, like to each one of them have a bladder or what? That's a lot of piss. Sure. But then you're like, that's so easy to just kind of be like, that's 10 more times a day I'm running the bathroom. I don't know about that. No, you have still the same bladder.

Well, Kyle, where's where's your weirdest place that you masturbated? Because I know mine was at a T.J. Max and Blake's was on a plane. Durs was where was yours? I mean, I guess school. I don't know. I can't remember. Oh, you don't go in school. Like in class like in the bathroom.

Yeah. What? That's good. Well, yeah, I got to remember. I spent a lot of time at school. We had practice in the morning. Then you just go you go straight to school. You didn't have time to jerk off at home. You had to do it. And then you go straight to practice after you're there a lot.

And horniness like would just hit you like a ton of breaks when you're it's still does still does to this day. I think probably like in the back of a moving van or something like that. You know what I mean? Like a church van youth group trip. A moving van. Freaking see you like not a moving van, but like a vehicle that's moving.

Yeah, yeah, people in it. Yeah, by the way, like what we don't know what's weird to exactly. Yeah. Well, did you guys ever jerk off like while in a car with your family? No. Yes. OK. Yeah, one hundred percent. This is why we missed you, Kyle. He's back again.

Well, we had a 1989 Ford Taurus. Yeah, right. The most that is the horniest vehicle. Sexual. Yeah. The lines on that thing. This is important. You had a Taurus. That was a game changer.

That was a future car. Go ahead. Yeah. It was a Ford Taurus. It was a station wagon. So that's a beautiful car. And your car guy. Thank you. And it was the kind that in the back where the trunk was,

it had a seat that faced backwards and that faced backwards. So then you you're kind of just creeping on like the drivers behind you, just cranking down. Your mom's like, what's going back there, Kyle? Yeah, just looking at stuff. Yeah, just doing awesome brain quest, you know. Can you open the back windshield? Yes.

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Kyle looks exactly like his mom, Pamela. Pamela? Pamela. Pamela. Perfect. Rologoids. Pamela. He's a bagel.

You look just like your mom, man. For shizzle reel. I looked very much like my mom, too. Yeah, I mean, I look like my mom. Yeah, I looked a ton like my mom as well. Yeah, I look like my mom. Yeah, we all look like our moms. But guys, guess what?

It's because they made us into women and we come from our moms. Isn't that wild? It's science. I'm just saying, it was real spot on. It was crazy. I know Kyle's mom a little better than your guys' mom. So I think that's why it really knocked me on my ass when I saw that. I was like, I know this lady.

Yeah, I mean, I look great. I look really great. Looked like a real girl. Like a real, yeah, absolutely. Like if she walked in the room, I'd be like, hey, what's up, what do you need? Yeah, I mean, I think I thought I looked pretty good. Adam, your girl, Adam, had like an intensity that I did not need. Yeah, there was a fire behind those eyes that you're like, I don't know

if I can handle this little rug grass. She was a hot mess. Yeah, she's climbing up the walls. That one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a hot mess. Blake, hit us with another. Yeah. OK, here we go. Here's a happy 69 nerd.

OK, I have a quick question though. I've always been wondering who decorated your cubicles and workaholics and who was the fan of the musician Leon Russell in the later seasons? So just some pictures from there and I'm going to talk about my cubicle. Anyway, OK, smile later. Bye. OK, interesting. So who was our set decorator on workaholics? Let's give them a shout out.

Well, we we had a few. A few, yeah. We went through a couple. Yeah, we had on the before the pilot, we had Hailey. She did the pilot presentation. And then Gary Corden took over. Gary. Mastermind, huge stern fan. Go ahead. Yep. Yep. Gary Corden.

Yep. Work where a lot of cool blacks had had some blondish hard hair. Yeah, a lot of gel. Slightly goth, though, with a real cool looking guy. Yeah, rock rock guy. Yeah, rock and roll. He was hot. He was hot. But if I remember, I mean, she she specifically asked about the Leon Russell when that's all Ders. Yeah, that is all Ders.

Ders was very particular about what hung up in his cubicle. So I had one spot that originally was Sam Cooke here. And then I believe after that, it was Leon Russell later. But after that, it was like peaches and herb or whatever. Peaches and herb. It was fuck. I'm losing it now. And then eventually it was M.C.A. who I have up here.

There's a Sam Cooke picture. But yeah, my mind is blanking on who it was Sam Cooke there. Well, who was over your bed? Because I remember that. Oh, yeah. That was Lil Kim, right? I got that over here on the ground. No, no, it's Keith Sweat. I got a Keith Sweat photo. That's right. That was good. That was real sexy.

I thought it would just be very funny to have this super honky dude with like not like the most obvious R&B singer in his room. And it's like, oh, this dude's right. This dude's into Keith Sweat. OK, all right. Oh, he is. Ders just really wants to throw it down. He just cannot convince a woman to to help him out with that. Yeah, I feel like you got the closest in our show.

You got you got pretty close a couple of times to effing to effing girls. Yeah, didn't we, well, you know, speaking of the clips that we haven't seen for a long time, they played the one where like you guys spring on in on me with like the girl we're kissing. And then you're like, whatever, you weren't going to get any. And then I go, oh, yeah. And I stand up and I just had my pants on my lap as fully naked walking away.

That's right. I don't remember that. And if you missed it, go check it out. That's a pretty good butt. Tasty. Yeah, I think I say I think Carl says Ders got some butt. I think that's right. I think so. I think I compliment it. Now, that's a butt. Geez, wow.

But yeah, did did any of us have sex on the show? Sixteen. I did. Kyle, what's up? Did you? Didn't I didn't I for on your wedding episode? I think I had sex with the barracuda. Or I guess we just stuck the finger or stuck the pen up her butt or she stuck the pen up my butt or whatever. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Oh, I had sex season one when the chindo with the chindo. Yeah, I don't know. Did you have sex or were you just chindoing? I don't know if I actually had sex or if I was just used. You had sex off the high dive on the college episode. You lose your virginity. That is you have sex and you slam her off. What a cool way to lose your virginity. Oh, that's a crazy ass fucking action.

By the way, you know, those dudes, JT and Chad, the like O.C. Bro guys who have a podcast and are very funny and go speak at like the city council and ask. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, fucking Paul Walker statues and stuff to be. Anyway, I was I did their podcast the other day. Yeah, you've done it multiple times now, huh? I've done it twice. Yeah, one over zoom and then one in in real life.

Oh, my God. But we talked about that moment and they were like, yeah, that was we love that episode. And I was like, yeah, there's I just kind of wish Adam's character didn't buck her so hard off of the top and that it was more of like an accident. But when we watched it in the edit, it was it was just explosively funny. So we left it.

But like I that's like only maybe the only moment in in our show that I just wish we dialed back 10 percent. Absolutely not. Come on. He had to send it. No, I hear you, Derz. No, no, no, I think he can send it. But it didn't have to be like a fucking wham, bam. Goodbye, man. Save a horse.

It could have been like, oh, oh, no. Yeah, save a horse ride a cowboy. Well, I think I do recall us like kind of thinking about riding the line. Yeah. So to set it up for the audience, it's I'm having sex on a high dive. Right. Five meter board. And that's how I lose my virginity. Ten meter. Yeah. And I the last born kidding, as I'm ejaculating,

I she flies off and no, no, no, no, she doesn't fly off because that means that she just flew off. She's launched. Why? Why did she fly off, Adam? You humped her. By what? Because I've I've I've I've thrusted. So that's what it is. I didn't fly off.

She's thrust it off. Thrust it. I thrusted her off. Yes, yes, yes. I feel good. That's what Derz is saying. That's what Derz is saying is you put it in the water. And all I'm saying is that I just wish it was more of like a you had your hands on the hips for control and then you were so excited. You went like this and the thrust off sent her over

because she she wasn't being held on to as opposed to a true fucking thing. Right. That's all. Yeah. OK, understandable. I'm not saying it wasn't funny. I'm just saying watching it back now. I'm like, it could have also been funny if it was more accidental and less. Yeah. I mean, the way we got the way we even got there, though,

is we were trying to think of the most insane way a person could lose their virginity and I think we came up with that on a high note that a party, which my goodness, freaking legendary legends. And we quoted her, that actress, for a very long time. I talked about this on the other part, but like we'd always talk about how like I'm just a girl from a small town with one stop. She rocks it. She kills it. Rocks it. I mean, I guess all we all we would have had to do was say,

like, have Adam do it. Whoops. Sorry. You know, like, like that could have softened it a little bit. I think he does. Does he say that in the cut? I can't remember. He might say something that doesn't sound super sorry. It's like, oh, my bad, I guess.

Oh, he does the. Sorry about it. Remember that sopranos commercial? Oh, yes. Where he would kick over the tequila and he goes, oh, I love. That's my favorite. So good. That's a really good commercial with the one last. Why is that not on the board?

Oops, to be on the board. I I got it, but it was dirty. It like didn't sound good. Oops. I don't know. Oh, they all sound great. I don't care. Hey, guys, this is Shayan. I am calling from South Dakota.

OK, go with capital. I congratulate you on your 69th episode. Nice. And I know what has been your favorite moment so far. She's like in her room, don't want her parents to hear. I'm hooked on the podcast. I have to listen right when it comes out and then listen about three more times until the next one.

Until my parents come in my room and beat me. I just want to say I love you, Jews. You're my Brajans. I love you too. And thank you for doing this. Hey, you're welcome. 69, dude. She said it works.

She's for sure it works. She's like, I'm a nurse. Covid's hitting hard. Somebody's on the respirator. I got to go, but I just wanted to say 69. 69, dude. Women's about to deliver. I had to take my mask off real quick.

I think I'll just flat lining in the background. Favorite moment? For the favorite moment from the podcast. I mean, it's pretty up there. Kyle's return on the 69th episode. That was a lot of fun. It's still it's still happening. Hey, hey, I was going to say when I rebranded

from aruguloids to arologoids, that was a favorite moment. 69, dude. That was huge. I think this is just how bad our memories are. We're like, this now. Yeah, like right now. I can't remember. I thought when Kyle left, I really thought we found our legs.

Oh, here we go. Frickin' Sia. Yeah, we were kind of dead sprint then. That's a great fucking soundbite. It's that was a great time. Yeah, those like three episodes we did where we were able to schedule them very easily and head all to the metal.

Yeah, we're kind of all excited to do the podcast. So that was great. I get it. I get it. I feel like yelling at Adam for liking owls was fun. We still didn't really go in on him about his favorite meal being lunch. That is a good one. What? Yeah, Kyle. What is Adam's favorite meal is lunch.

What are you fucking in kindergarten, bro? You know, the thing they invented brunch, they invented brunch because lunch was so fucking sorry. Come on. OK, well, we've gone over this. We've gone over this every day. This is like your choices or what? What are your choices? You know what your choices are?

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and fourth meal. It's my favorite time to eat. It's not I'm not talking about like only club sandwiches. I'm talking it's my favorite time to eat. I would rather eat in the middle of the day and eat a big, awesome meal, no matter what it is, whether it's eggs or steak or cheeseburgers. Those are the three things I eat.

He eat it in the middle of the day. That's my favorite time to eat food, dude. I think lunch rocks. I think lunch is the best because it is the most. I'm sorry. You think lunch is the best, too? Absolutely. Lunch is the best. You fucking idiots. You are kind of both.

Yeah, hold on a second, because I'm actually trying to process this real time in the moment. And I actually don't think breakfast wins. I don't think dinner wins. I don't think fourth meal wins. I think it's lunch. OK, thank you guys fucking idiots. You guys are the darkest people.

I know. What's yours? What's your ribeye? First of all, fourth meal is the best. There's never been a time where food has tasted better. That's a dirty, dirty meal. No. Yeah, that's nasty. That's like, you got some fucking shit. You got to clean up.

I'm down in it, baby. Yeah, you're a garbage person, dude. Obviously, you're a garbage person, dawg. Like a late dinner at like nine o'clock. You're in New York City. You're getting a drink. You're getting something like a steak, maybe. You're so romantic.

Well, sure. Yeah, I guess if, like geographically, you are in New York City. Or I'm in fucking Montana. I guess. And I'm outdoor at this, like, outdoor barbecue place. And like, they come up and they give me a fucking. We're talking everyday life. We're not talking like a special thing.

Why are we talking like a Tuesday. I'm talking every day. Fine. I get home. I kiss my children. And they go, you know what? There's some food on the stove. And I go, fuck yeah. Lunch blows.

Lunch is a rush. All right, hey. Yummy. You're wrong. All right. No, I'm not. What's the best? I want. What's the best lunch meal?

What's the best lunch meal? Go. Sandwich. Eggs. The best lunch meal. Like I said, you don't have to. It doesn't need to be. I'm not talking about the food that you eat during the meal.

I'm talking about the time. Fuck it. Your favorite thing last time was you were like, yeah, sometimes you can have breakfast for lunch. And I'm like, that's breakfast late, homie. And you can have dinner for lunch. That's what's great about lunch. That would be a brunch.

That's brunch. But nobody does. There's no one's ever said, I'm having lunch for dinner ever. I'll piss now. They say I'm having breakfast for lunch. I'm having breakfast for dinner. Yes, you do all the time. You have a sandwich for dinner.

I have sandwiches for dinner. Fuck it. Why not? Having a sandwich for a dinner is like a low point. If you're like, well, I don't just make a sandwich. Hey, guess what? You lose. Kyle.

Yeah. I'd like to give you flowers for coming back on the podcast for the 69th episode. Unbelievable. I think everyone's very excited for being here. I agree with you that lunch is the best. Thank you for standing up for me. Wenders is attacking me for no reason.

Well, it's just uncalled for. It's uncalled for. There are four years, maybe eight years in your life, where lunch is the best meal. Well, what about school? Like, school lunch was the sickest. I was just going to say, I was just going to say, there are four to eight years where lunch is the best.

And that's it. After school, you can finally have a good dinner. No, fuck dinner. I hated dinner. You got to go sit with your family. I'd rather sit with my homies. Yeah, that's true. It sucks, dude.

I'd rather with all the homies. I just clarified this. OK, so you're at work, right? So we're all working actors, and Kyle is a working director. When you are working, and it's a long day, it's a 12, 14 hour day. And in the middle of the day, they give you an hour break. 30 minutes to go ahead.

After Last Man normally results in an hour. In about an hour. And then you get the biggest fucking meal. And you get everything. You get the chicken. You get the beef. You get the shrimpies. It's a bagel.

You make yourself a big salad. It's a bagel. Pizza, pizza. You have fucking everything that you want. And you get to take your shoes off. And you get to take off those leather pants that Kelvin wears on the Righteous Gemstones coming back this Sunday.

Pizza, pizza. Let me tell you about real life, Adam. You're talking about being a movie star. Yeah. OK, when I was a telemarketer. I'm talking about my life, dude. That's the only life I know. But we're not saying what your favorite meal is.

We're arguing what the best meal is. Not what your favorite meal is. You could say your favorite meal's fucking 9.32 in the morning. And we go, oh, it's breakfast. You go, no breakfast is earlier. We're not talking about you. We're talking about what is the best. Now we're back together again.

When you're a real person, you don't have a trailer to go to. You don't have this fucking spread of everything that's insane. Sometimes you got 30 minutes to go to El Pollo Loco and get a BRC burrito, because that's all you can do. That's fucking boxed. Hey, by the way, I would love that. My god.

I love fucking BRCs. And that is another episode of. Adams, look at his bow tie. Look at his fucking bow tie. This is. Don't take back. Important. Important.

Happy 69th to you and yours. Hey, let's do another 69th. Instead of 70, let's just do 69 part two. 69 again. All right. Hey, we'll be back with more hot, hot, hot, hot 69 action. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

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