This Is Important - Ep 79: All PAWGS Go To Heaven

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Energy drinks, Arizona Iced Tea, Sauce, past jobs, jerking off, step-sibling porn, deodorant, jungle juice, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only

talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, definitely jerked off at the workaholics office. Do you guys know what pogs are, P-A-W-G? I remember sleeping at work like taking long ass bathroom breaks where you could just literally sleep on the toilet. This is Gonzo Porno, and it's a good example of when not to cut. Let's go. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Yes, sir. Watch you buy five hour energy drink extra strength.

Five. Is it? I don't think it is, but... Is that a sponsor? You want it to be. Yeah, send me craigs. Did you pound one before? Is this how you get up? Is this how you get the energy? Is this how you get up? Just say I had half of one. Don't want to go too crazy. There's messes with those. I'm a classic man. I like the bull, baby. I still ride the bull from

time to time. He's a bull rider. He's a little mattock fit with a little lacquer. We know you're co-juice. He's a little rodeo clown. Your breath is bad. These you just shoot and it goes down your throat before it can like coat your mouth. The red bull, the red bull breath? Can I get that as on the sound board? Hello. Your breath is bad. It's only bad if you hate the smell of red bull.

If you drink red bull. I like it. I find it to be intriguing. And most people love red bull. So no, I would say most humans love the stink of red bull. No, no, really most human like a red bull burp is like poison. I like it when it's when it spills on the counter. You have a party, it spills on the counter, it crusts over and you don't get to it for a few days and then you're like, oh, what is that smell?

And you're like, uh-oh, some crusty bull. Okay, I'm with you. Yeah, uh-huh. Party bull. I think it's a party. How many people? For sure, yeah. How literally is this like a freaking get together like a kickback? Indoor, outdoor, both? Or is this a rager?

Is he frozen? Oh, shit. Can I do that? Man, man. Wow, perfect timing. God damn it. I think he's frozen. Right off the gate.

Adam, are you frozen? Adam. Or the fucking red bull finally just cut off all the synapses in your brain. How big is the fucking party, man? Come on. We gotta know. Blake, hey, for the sound board, when people freeze, can we get a let it go or something from frozen? Oh.

Whatever like running joke there was. I don't know. Okay. That's a good idea. I don't know. I'm team Elsa, dude. I find her to be really freaking sick. He's back.

Hello. Don't know what to, I apologize for my internet. I don't know, guys. Oh, God. Are you okay? Hey, I'm fine. I don't know. I'm living in a nightmare.

I just got off. I did an hour Zoom meeting right before this and it was fine the entire time. I get on. I talk with you guys. So it's us. Maybe they didn't say anything to you. You know what I mean? Maybe they just kind of let it freeze.

Right. They're scared of you. Maybe you were talking into the abyss and they just never called. They were just like, yeah, I think that counted as a meeting. It wasn't one that I was doing a lot of talking. I was doing a lot of listening and going, yeah. No, that is a good idea. Right.

Less bandwidth. Less bandwidth. Now, chunking. You're eating your bandwidth. You're chunking. Have you guys seen, speaking of little drinks, have you guys seen this thing? Whoa. What the frickin' hell is that?

Damn, son. Where'd you find that? Can you? Yeah. I mean, I just saw it at the store. I don't really plan on drinking a lot of it. Is that concentric? You just squirt it into your water.

Explain what it is. Yeah, explain it. This is audio media. Medium. I feel like I just explained what it was. It's an Arizona iced tea, lemon flavor, concentrate squirt. It is a concentrate. You can have a glass of water.

You go, and then you have lemonade or ice tea with lemon flavor. Fudge, fudge, lemonade. Okay. So you got the Arnold Palmer. That's an Arnold Palmer concentrate. I mean, you just be like, concentrate. Bro, that's cool. When I was, I think of, well, like one summer when I started doing the paper route

and I had a little bit of money every day, I would buy Arizona iced tea and a fucking Slim Jim, bro. And that was how I lived. Are Arizona iced teas those huge cans? Are they still 99 cents? Because they held onto that shit. That's a great question. With inflation, you mean?

I think so. How are they the only thing that never changed? That's a great question. Because they were overcharging for years. Because it cost a nickel to produce. So they just stuck to the 99. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that can't cost anything. That's just like an outdoor pool. Somewhere in Arizona, there's just this huge above ground pool filled with tea that they just dump buckets in and fill aluminum cans. I don't know. People are, people like it. Just pour sugar in it. Dude, there's no way it's even from Arizona.

It's just a cool title. It's made outside. No, it's from Arizona. It's made in like, Silmar, California, in like a giant vat. Woodbury, New York. It's manufactured in Woodbury. New York City. Get a rope.

Get a rope. It's commercial. Get a rope. Get a rope. Ah, dude, you don't have any of those on the seambore. New York City. What is that? Is that Pace or Pace Picante?

Oh yeah, that's right. It was like some cowboy sitting around fire talking about salsa or something. It's Tonya Switch Brands. Dude, you gotta get some of those. Dude, we had a lot of revelations about sounds we need to get for next week. It's going to be, the soundboard's going to be fire, bro. It's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Are you going to actually go back and get them all?

Yeah. Are you taking notes? Well, I can write it down. But you're not, though. You could. The revolution. It's science. Looking for the pen like this.

I love it just kind of weird. New York City. Let me grab something. Did he kind of scratch paper or write them down? Dude, you got to get those. And then the A1 bold, it gets you here. It gets you right here. What was that one?

It's when they came out A1 bold. It was like a game changer. What was A1 bold? It's a steak sauce, obviously. I know Adam knows. Yeah, A1 bold. It's a steak sauce. Spicier A1.

Oh, I love steak sauce, brother. Bold. Underrated condiment. It was like a little spicier. But it also was just, it wasn't that. I remember my dad was way stoked on it. And then my mom, we went through it. And my dad's like, we got to get some more of that bold, baby.

Yeah. And then my mom, I saw her change it out with a fake brand that wasn't A1 or bold. Shit. And he never noticed. And he's like, oh, yeah, that hits. And you're like, you have no idea. You have no idea.

Yeah, the bold hits you. You put it in the bottle. Yes, you would pour it in the bottle. And she's like, don't tell dad. Oh, really? Bitch, that's Kirkland. Yeah, that's a weird brand. I wish he knew.

I wish he was like, just like plate slam down. Like, this is not it. He knew. Like, what is it that Chris Farley, where they're like, you've been drinking this kind of coffee. And he's like, excuse me. Excuse me. He's on a bitch.

Yeah, he loses his mind. Dude, well, what about like A1 sauce, Arizona iced tea? Both those, they haven't changed their, like the aesthetic of their cans and bottles for years. When you got a classic. Yeah. There's something to that. You know who updated their shit?

And I'm not happy about it is. OK, let's hear it. Bullseye barbecue sauce. That shit's important. Yeah, what did they, they always had like, it was just the Chicago Bulls logo or what? Kind of. Yeah, it was like a classic, just like bull.

I don't even remember Bullseye. I don't fuck with Bullseye, to be honest. I'm not a big barbecue sauce guy. I think it was like a craft. It was made by Kraft. It was a big push in the early 90s, Blake. Blake? Yes, yes.

Yes, Kraft barbecue sauce also sucked ass though. These are two terrible sauces. Kraft was OK. No, Kraft was like bad ketchup. There's good people over there. Yeah, there's good people at Kraft. Yeah, there's good, there's good people on both sides. Is that what you're saying, Kyle?

Well, yeah. Hunch. Both sides. Both sides of the plate. OK, don't cheat. Let's go Brandon, bro. How is that not on the board? Dude, you know what, you know what changed your game

was sweet baby rays. That shit is everywhere now. That's a fantastic barbecue sauce. Nice and thick. Did they get bought out and then kind of pushed? Because you know, like when you think you discover something and then you're like, this is something, and then it's everywhere.

Yeah. Oh, like Kraft actually bought sweet baby rays is what you're thinking. Probably. Something like that. Nobody's going to fucking take down Kraft. Yeah. Robert Kraft.

There's a fantastic one. What about the one from up here in the Bay? Isn't what is it? Mount Diablo sauce. Kinders. Kinders, baby. Big shout out to Kinders, even though Kinders is everywhere.

Yes. I know now it's now it's gone. It's big. It's everywhere, but it was only here for for fucking years. I have super love for Kinders now, but you know that used to be my rival when I used to work at Fritz's Meats in Conker. Yeah, for sure.

So what kinders I thought was like a little chocolate? No, that's kinder eggs. But okay. The way to be on your kids' chocolates, brother. This is the barbecue sauce from the Bay. Never heard of it. Not a fan. Blake, you worked at a meat factory.

That's right. Well, it wasn't so much a factory as just a small mom and pop butcher shop. And it was one of the best jobs ever because you would get it. It was also a little catering spot. So you could come away with some dry tip and chicken. And all I needed was minimum wage

because I'm coming home with dry tip, baby. Yeah, Andrew in high school. Yes, sir. Okay. But did you have to like saw a pacao and shit? Because that to me would be super fun. No. So I was never promoted.

They asked me if I wanted to be like promoted up to like cutting meat and being an actual butcher. But I was just cleaning crew. So I was pretty much in charge of like cleaning the saws and like the beef buckets and the grinders. Yeah, it was crazy. Hey, can you get that ground beef from out of that crevasse? I worked out a service deli and that's,

I mean, that was my job too. I just like cleaned up after people and it was just me climbing into a rotisserie chicken machine, that giant machine that just like twirls around 60 rotisserie chickens at a time and just me climbing inside of it at night and scrubbing it. And I'm like, I'm getting paid $7.15 for this. I'm living in a nightmare.

Adam's in there like a human terrier. Just like, they just send you in to fucking get it out of there. It's like a little bomb dog. Totally dude. And then, but how much weed did you smoke in the freezer? That was the best part of the gig. Because we would go in the freezer and smoke weed and then come out and there'd be a long ass line for sandwiches

because obviously it's lunchtime, not a great time for us to go smoke weed in the freezer and you come out and I'm making a sandwich for someone and I'm too stoned. And I remember they were like, you know, they're telling me like, no, that's not the kind of cheese that comes with the Monterey Jack and I'm like, I'm sorry. And I sliced my finger open, the tip of my finger.

Whoopsie. And it was the tip of my finger and it's just like squirting. It's like a cartoon squirt of blood that's coming out. And I bleed all over this person's sandwich and I'm too stoned and I don't want them to like know that I'm bleeding and I obviously there's blood everywhere. Do not tell me you're sorry.

No, I just start to like wrap it up. Like I'm going to give it to him. The person's like, what the fuck? You can't give me that sandwich. And it goes, yeah. And then I try to act like I wasn't bleeding. I go, why? And he goes, there's blood everywhere.

There's ketchup. And I go, is there? Is there? They say, crap, bullseye, brother. Oh, sorry about that, sir. Bon appetit. That's so wild that you would smoke weed in the freezer because we did that too.

We had a code word. We say, hey, man, you want to go to Russia and that meant go into the giant freezers and you had to get these giant like fur coats on to go in there because they were massive walking freezers. He looked like the guys with spies like us. Exactly. So I like having a code word that brings up more questions.

Like if you're doing it in front of your boss, you're like, want to go to Russia? And the boss is like, what? Oh, they're smoking weed. Yeah, it's not like take out the trash or like do the dishes or stock the freezer. Is this like post 9-11? They're like, we think he's a sleeper cell.

Okay. Yeah. They're like, wait a minute. We've got some terrorists working for us. Holy shit. We used to, because I worked at it. It was a grocery store. I worked at pavilions.

Was that when you were a scab, by the way? Because you were a scab. No, I wasn't. I thought you were a scab of pavilions. Yeah, you were. I wasn't a scab. No, no, no. You were a picketer.

My bad. I was the picketer. I'm sorry, dude. I'm a union member and I was out there with the signs. I got my take back. Are you sure, Adam? Yes, and Zach and Todd, my two roommates, were scabs. They were like, how much can we get paid?

And I'm like, it's like $15. They're paying these scabs like $15 an hour. It was an apartment divided. So my roommates, we rode in the same car to work. And I would go stand outside at a picket line and then they would cross the picket line and go inside in that grocery store. That's so tight.

For like double what we got paid to do the same work. You're like, I'll see you in Russia, right? Yeah. But you get it. You know. That's so. But by the way, dude, striking for like, when you're like 18, 19 years old

and you're already getting paid minimum wage. So it's like, it doesn't matter that much. And you still got paid for a few weeks because you paid into the union was fucking awesome. Because all you did was smoke weed in a parking lot. We would drink 40s in my buddy's conversion van. Nice. And then just, and then just hacky sack,

play frisbee in the parking lot and hold the sign. I'm like, this is a good gig. But all the like 45 year old moms and dads that work there are like, it's touching go here, dude. Well, context is everything. You're like, catch. Do you want to get in on this cypher? I mean that.

Hey, we're freestyle rapping over here. Do you hack? Do you want to go to Russia? Yeah, dude. That was, wow. When was that? That was like, it was pretty serious during like in California.

And when was that? Like the 2000s. It was right when I moved to LA. Oh, five. It was the early 2000. It was like 2003 or four. Yeah, it was before I moved up to LA. I was still down in, I was still down in Orange County.

So it was 2003 and there was a huge strike with all the grocery store employees. And I just remember, like for me, it was just like, okay, we're going on strike. The union tells us to go on strike. I'm just holding a sign. I'm 19 years old. I don't give a shit.

Like I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. They should get paid more. I don't know. This is all above my head. And some guy just teed off on me. You're like, people will be looking at me? Yeah, totally. I'm like, there will be a crowd.

And you're showing up. Some guy just teed off on me and was like, he was like, fuck you, motherfucker. Like you don't deserve. Oh, you think you deserve $15 an hour to beg fucking groceries, you piece of shit. And I'm like, I don't, I don't think that. I don't know.

I'm just holding a sign. I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch. I was like fine making that whatever $8 I was making. You know, I'm just, it's just they told me to go on strike. But people were so riled up. People get so riled, dude. That's crazy, dude. I remember kind of not.

I was like, what, 23 or something and just going shopping for groceries on my own for kind of the first time as a young man. And they're like picketing and I'm walking past it like, I don't know. I just need ice cream and some fucking eggo waffles. I just need Arizona iced tea. Yeah, let me get a block of cheddar and some fucking Doritos.

I need a giant lasagna. And I need some stone. I need some stone first. A couple of hot pockets. And some duct tape. This bro got his ass beat for frozen pizza. But that, that grocery store was dope. There's all, because it was a Newport coast.

So there's all kinds of celebrities that would come in. Oh, really? For example? I remember Elizabeth Hurley was shopping there. And she's shaggadelic. Shaggadelic. Very shaggadelic, dude. Very shaggadelic.

I would never, ever have sex with you. Were you like, what's your favorite city in Texas? Austin. Austin. She, I walked through the freezer section and then came right over to my section, nipped out. I was, I was on the moon, dude. Nipped out, Elizabeth Hurley.

She had jumblies. Holy moly. She was like a fembot. I was, I was like, take me to Russia. And no one understood what I was talking about. Right, right. Even you used it wrong in this instance. Right.

I used to work down in Newport as well, dude. I had, I had, I worked at, at Vans and fucking, we had a celebrity sighting once. Dennis Rodman rolled up in his freakings. Oh, well, he's a Newport legend. Yeah. Legend. Wow.

The Elizabeth Hurley of men. Yeah, dude. So evidently the coolest people live there. Dude, I remember I had just finished like painting the curb outside and he rolled up with his Hummer and just put his tire right on it. That can't be legal. He was tire right on it, dog. Well, yeah, what color were you painting the curb?

It was Vans checker. I think it was just repainting it because it was Vans, bro. It was Vans. So you skate outside and the curb will get kind of fucked. And I guess they wanted, I guess corporate probably wanted it painted because they couldn't incorporate. Yeah, Vans was fucking going big at that point. Yeah, you can't have evidence of skateboarding in our parking lot.

Vans is a wild ass company. They've gone like, I mean, now they've gone nuclear, but take five minutes. Go for it. I mean, you want to talk about Van Doren? Go after them. They have the biggest fucking collaborations like out there. It's like Vans and fucking Disney and stuff. It's like, oh my God.

Yeah, I feel like thank you, God. What are they? I feel like Nike might have bigger collaborations. But I said like the biggest. I didn't say. You can't get much bigger. I hear you. I definitely hear you.

But they're big. Allegedly. I got my take back. Let me just write down that take back. Vans rocks. No pen inside. OK. Let's search for some scratch paper.

Did you smoke weed anywhere at that store, Kyle? Did you smoke weed at work? Oh, come on. Oh, always, dude. Yeah, in the back. Because there was actually like a little annex. You had to stock shoes up top. So you'd go up the back and stock the shoes in the back stock.

And that's where you rip it up. In Russia. Yeah. It wasn't as cold as Russia, but we used to like call it like, you know, the forest. Shoot in France. Yeah, we say you want to go to like the forest. And be like, yeah.

No, I didn't say that. Just like, I used to manage that store. So it was like. You were the manager. That's right. How did that happen? I was the third key. There was two keys above me, but I was the third key.

But like you opened up in the morning or something? Yes, sir. I opened up. I counted the dough. I counted the inventory. And I said, we're open. Wait, you counted inventory every morning? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, not every morning, but you do count it. Yeah. Because I opened up at Lacoste and they were like, just be awake. Couldn't do it. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion

when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning. And now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder

and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me.

Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can.

Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him.

I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You had a key to the cost? Yeah, I opened up because they, I don't know. Probably it's because it's the worst job. The fact that they gave any of us keys,

like because the improv, I worked at the Hollywood improv comedy club, they gave me a key too. And I'm like, when they're giving it to me, they're like, this is big responsibility. Like this is the key to everything. And I'm like, in my head, I'm saying thank you and I'm going to be responsible.

But in my head, I'm like, I'm going to abuse this. Yeah, open bar. Like without a doubt, I'm going to abuse this. And I mean, I wasn't getting drunk. I was, I was opening at 10 a.m. and like answered calls. So I'm not going to get drunk during the day. And it's like a place that I want to, you know, be invited back for the rest of my life.

Sleep on the weekend sometime. Use as an apartment. But I would go and just make myself breakfast and lunch every day. Even days I'm not working. I would just come open the club up and then go make myself breakfast and then leave. Honestly, I think for all of you guys, and getting the keys, you guys are opening the store.

It's the job nobody wants to do. Those fucking early hours when there's no customers, like the, what's the damage you could do besides make some eggs or whatever. That was the best. I had just drink the bars. What you could do a damn thing. We were so hungover coming in there.

And it was just, I was so hungover going in. You didn't want shit to do at that point. I was 19 or 20 years old. Who's going to Vans on a weekday in what time do you open? Like 10 a.m. Exactly. Nobody was there. It would just be me until the next person came in

and then you're just fucking like, well, I counted the shoes. Hey, there's two of each still. Did you ever go like, what are you doing here at Vans on a weekend? You ever call them out on that shit, man, about being at Vans on a weekend? Like, who does that? Like, who is at Vans on the weekend, Rodman? Why are you pulling up here on the weekend, Dennis?

Well, Rodman was still awake. He had just got off set of double team. Yo, he ain't no day it was at all. He was like, man. Yeah, that bro doesn't know what time, what day. I remember I just wished he was wearing a Rodzilla shirt. I like always thought when I met Rodman, he'd be wearing a Rodzilla shirt.

Like an NWL. God, he might have been underneath. The one that you wore all the time. Yeah. Yeah, I still have it. I still have it. Got it at Basha at the beach. God, that's a relic.

I see him kind of often in Newport. Every once in a while, I'll just, and it's like, it's just like seeing, and he looks like a six foot seven lizard hell. It doesn't even look like a human being. He's just like, you just turn around, and all of a sudden, it's just like giant lizard, man. Did people call him the worm?

Yeah, he was the worm. But after you see the lizard once, you're like, there's the lizard. Right. There's the lizard. He just looks fucking bizarre. And it's pretty off-putting. Well, that looks like a lizard or like not a worm.

The lizard worm. Not a worm. More of a lizard. He's more scaly than he used to be. He's a little scaly now. But they called the worm, but it's like, I don't know. I had a job. Did you guys ever rock any Von Dutch?

Wait a minute. None of us rocked Von Dutch, did they? Wait, hold on. Ders, what did you say? What did you just say? I said, I had a job. And then somebody started talking about Von Dutch. Wasn't that Von Dutch?

Cool, Von Dutch, Von Dutch. Right. Sorry, I just watched a Von Dutch documentary. Yeah. And so evidently, the guy killed people. It's like crazy. The story's fucking insane. Oh, yeah.

No, it's super sick, right? And I don't think any of our crew really rocked. I think they were too expensive for us at the time. In the early 2000s, we're like, oh, that's a $40 hat. Also, they were horrible. Yeah. Yeah. And they said, you know what I rocked?

They're horrible. Von zipper. Remember Von zipper sunglasses? That's fine. The sunglasses, those are fine. Yeah, dude. Straight up like. They have like glass lenses, right?

They were nice. Ooh, wee. It was a flex. Ders, tell us about your sick ass job, doc. Oh, this job? Did you smoke weed in it, dude? I had a job. No, it was just about the opening.

In college, I worked at Northwestern University in like the athletic facility thing. Nice. And they had like all these racquetball courts, but one of them was designated for like kids to play. Pickleball. While their parents worked out, right? Wasn't it a dick?

Yeah. It's a big, I'm really going to bend it back to pickleball. Sorry. Sorry, bend your dick back. No, but so I think it, I had to be there at 8 in the morning, but always was out the night before. And I would just bike over there, get there at like 8 or 7.58, throw all the toys out of the closet

into the racquetball place, go shower in the locker room, and then just roll back and find a parent like waiting there with their kid and be like, hey, what's up? Let's do this. Or I would just go lay down on like the play mat and sleep until like the door went. And I'd sit up like, hey, good morning.

I'd have a book on my chest. So tired. Just the best. And if nobody showed up, I could sleep for like another hour and a half. Oh man, I remember sleeping at work, like taking long ass bathroom breaks where you would just literally sleep on the toilet.

Just like, didn't even go in there to use the restroom. Would you sit backwards and like your arms on the back of the toilet? No, that's brilliant. Dang, I should have AC slatered the toilet and took a quick nap. What are you doing? Your face was on the bowl?

What's going on, buddy? Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, I'm on my knees. You're leaning against the stall? Like airplane style? Yeah, how do you do it? No, I'm like falling asleep like an old security guard, just like sitting, you know, with my chin and my chest.

You know, one time Kyle fell asleep on a pogo stick while setting a world record. So anything's possible. Yeah, I used to sleep against the side. Sleep against the wall when I needed naps, bro. That was tough. But yeah, Guinness Book of World Records, look it up, everybody.

Look it up out there. Your boy holds the record. Check it, check it, check it out. Now, here's the question. Von Dutch? Yeah, you want to talk Von Dutch? Did we ever jerk off at merch? I know we smoked weed at work, but did we ever?

At work? Did anybody work at a church and jerk off at merch? What's going on without them today? All right, did I get glitched? Shuman chunking. No, you said work. But yeah, you glitched. Did you guys jerk off at work

or was this a strict no-jerk-off, strictly-spoke weed? Strictly dickly, bro. Well, I mean, I was a... Well, as always, you did. Okay, great. But what's the story? Yeah. Well, or was this a strictly professional?

No, I don't think I ever did. I wanted to catch. I wanted to catch. Do I make you hold me? I don't think I did. I don't think I did. I think all my jerk-off stories were at TJ Maxx under my starter jacket.

I'm trying to think of I did at work. At the workaholics office? Well... The workaholics office doesn't count. You had to have jerk-off. No, I definitely jerked off at the workaholics office. The workaholics house was technically our work for a little bit.

Allegedly. I jerked off at all workaholics sets. Allegedly, I definitely jerked off under my desk at the workaholics office. Well, technically, you guys lived at the house, so... Yeah, definitely. Definitely, allegedly. That's what I'm saying.

Exactly, exactly. Adam couldn't come unless he had a man knocking at his door in the morning. The butler. But you guys are telling me late nights, we're working late, you're in your office, no one's around, you didn't crank one down at the desk. At the workaholics office.

Yeah, probably. No, I did, yes. I just imagined like a ghost taking the reins, you know what I mean? It would not have been... I don't think it would have been late night for me. It wouldn't have been for fun. It was early morning, if anything, for me,

because I used to open up that office all the time. You used to open the office, you opened like vans, so it was... This whole happens, man, they die hard. I'm gonna go to Russia. That was when I had my time. Did you used to jerk off into half cabs, dude? What the fuck?

And then it was just night out. Yeah, it's the shoe goo, bro. Night out, he's leaving, you're just in the hallway cranking down. Whoops. You ever jack off with night out? You just walk around with your cock out. It's a bagel.

Will you explain night out? Night out? Oh, night out was our night assistant, our editorial assistant. Legend. It goes Dennis Rodman night out. That's my legend ladder. Let's also explain what a night time assistant for editing is.

Yeah, so a night time assistant basically takes the cards, the memory cards from what you shot on the day and downloads them and imports them into the editing software or the Avid. And they have the horrible job of doing that overnight so that the editors the next day can start to cut. Yes. And it's not like labor intensive, right?

You just have to kind of be there to get it done. Yeah. It's stressful, but it's not labor intensive because if you lose the footage. So there's a lot of downtime. You're fucked. If you lose the footage, you're fucked. You're fucked.

You are fucked. You're dead. So basically every... Say it out. I'm thinking the same. Night assistant is just cranking down constantly, right? All night. All night.

You're constantly cranking down. Oh, yeah, dude. That was one of my first jobs. I was a night assistant and I did have keys to that place. Well, as well. And yes, yes, sir. There's some downtime. And the keys were getting stroked.

Yeah. Was that when you were editing in Porno? Because that would lend itself to... No, I was an assistant editor at a trailer house at a trailer house in Santa Monica who will remain unnamed. Kyle. How did we get back to this? How did we get back to this every week?

Back to Porno? See? Porno beating off... This is just like, these are real questions. These are real questions that guys have for each other. Hey, sir. Hey, sir. We can't get away from it.

Sorry about it. Haunted by it. You want to peek behind the curtain, brother? You want to peek behind the curtain? Hey, you guys want to know about Hollywood? This is what the boys talk about. Yeah, a lot of downtime, baby. I told you about the time that that came on.

That exact thing came on when I was working at the... When I was teaching at a school that will remain unnamed, but I used to have to plug in. We all know. I used to have to plug into the projector. I mean, let's be honest. And I would plug in and just open it up and one... It's the greatest fear of teachers, right?

Dude, it fucking happened. Oh, yes. Like, you put your laptop on, you got the projector going. You just prayed to God above that you didn't leave a fucking porno tab open. Right. Oh, God, so embarrassing. But it happens, brother. So embarrassing.

And it's like, well, all right, what's next? All right, who did that? Who did their homework? Who did that? When you were teaching there, you were also like their age. So they would get it. I feel like it would be weirder if you were like... Yeah, Adam's right.

You got to let it ride. Watch the whole clip. Right, dude. They get it. Yeah. Just be like, you did this. Yes. I think it's an easier pill to swallow.

Yeah, if you're a swallow, if you were just to... Ew, like, sorry. You know, I'm also your age. Obviously, I'm cranking down. Adam, you're taking so much time on a thing that you just sweep to the side and you just move on. You're like, okay. So obviously, we all saw the porno was on my computer.

I would be like... Let's talk about this for a while. I do 15 minutes. You don't have your... Humans have urges, okay? Raise your hand if you have an urge. No, let's talk about it. Dude, this is an editing class.

Okay, I don't give a fuck. Do you guys know what pogs are? P-A-W-G. Fat ass white girl. You know what? You know what? This is a good way to learn how to edit porno. This is huge.

The compression rate on this is what allows it to stream so well and crispy. Let's watch the scene. Let's watch the scene. I want... Look at the cuts here. Okay. This is a gonzo porno and it's a good example of when not to cut. When you're...

And you're not familiar with blacks, you're about to be. Hold it. Hold it. And actually, the editing here, watch the editing. Hold it. Insert shot. This come shot was hours later. Insert shot.

Now, this is what we call a compilation. It's just like a montage. It's many clips cut together. It's really choppy. Yeah, porno. Wait, that's all you got to do. It's the most bang for your buck. You lean into it.

You just go, this is open on purpose today. We're talking about montages. This is called a compilation. Version of montages. And I know what you're thinking. I got caught. Nope. This is on purpose.

Nope. Just double down. Nope. This is on purpose. And we are investigating how they cut this film. Okay? That's right. And there is the dean of the school.

Hold on one second. This is a secret class. Let's turn it off. Let's go back to the regular. He's going to want to see this. Okay. We've got a minute of them all dancing in bikinis and we cut to a minute of them disrobing.

Now we've got another minute. A very, very kinky clip. Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have gone with something a little softcore. I went wildly, wildly hardcore gaping bottles. Okay. And I close that tab and there's another one.

There's another one. How many tabs? Who did the second tab? Can anybody tell me how many lights that they're using to light this set here? Zero. That's right. No lights, right.

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What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app,

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This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time.

Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was caught? I don't know. I might have told this story on the podcast. I'm not sure, but I was caught jerking off by my mom. Okay.

And well, what? I'm in the basement and I'm a senior in high school and you enter through my garage and you go right into the basement. It's an old computer. It takes forever to like download or upload porn notes via the sublime directory. And there were so many pop-ups.

And so there's just like 100 pop-ups to pop up and I hear the garage door coming out and I'm trying to- Is this the- Yeah. Yeah. And I'm trying to click out of it quickly. Yeah. I jump on the couch, she comes in and my mom looks at the computer

and she goes, my mom's pretty chill and she's like, Jesus. You disgust me. Sexy siblings. Yeah, you disgust me. Yes. And then I go upstairs and- And why did she say that? Your boobs are huge.

Because- What if Brittany had seen this? That's all right. Uh-huh. I did. I did tell her. Rip it on the terror. I did tell it.

All right. Well, how do we know? It's a classic. It's because it was like Hot Brother on Sister Action and it was two siblings fucking, which is a weird- It's a weird pop-up. Why is that a pop-up? It really pisses me off.

It doesn't piss you guys off that like that's so prevalent. Are we talking about this? Look how it cuts commercial. Yeah, what it would- Well, but it's step, right? Yeah, it's step. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's step.

But still, it's like what- Allegedly. It's just make- I mean, I'm not justifying it. I'm not justifying it. No, and you're allowed to. It's a- Even your steps, like sister or whatever, you're like,

probably been around them for most of your life and now you want to fuck them? That's gross, dude. Yeah, it is fucked up. Guys, let's not bury the freaking headline here. You know what started it all. What? Do you guys remember the movie Clueless?

The whole movie is about Paul Rudd being her step-brother and Alicia Silverstone wants to bone him. No, he works at the dad's law firm. No, they're step-people together, brother and sister. Siblings. I don't think so. I don't really remember that movie, but- Well, but you're forgetting.

You're forgetting the Brady Bunch. Wait, what happened in that one? That's true. We're all forgetting the Brady Bunch. Yeah, we were eased into this. Our generation was pointed this way by Hollywood. Let's go Brandon, all right? We got through.

Let's go Brandon. We got through. They were step, but then parents got divorced in Clueless? Okay. And then they're like, can we hook up? And then they're like, now we can. Dude, that's a weird ass storyline. Wait, Paul Rudd's character or the other guy?

Paul Rudd. She likes Paul Rudd because, oh yeah, because remember they have a weird little relationship where they jab at each other and then they break up and they're like, so now can we date? And then they're like- The thing is, the thing is is how many years were they together? Like if it's over three years, I think that's a nano.

Like if it's a quick marriage- You mean if they were siblings for three years? Yeah. You're siblings for three years and you're teenagers. And you kind of really don't even talk to each other. And then three years later, you're like, okay, and then they get a divorce and you're like, okay, maybe. And there were sparks there, maybe, maybe.

That's still great. Are we sure that it was Paul Rudd that was the step brother? It wasn't the other guy? No, it was Paul Rudd. I'm pretty sure it was Paul Rudd as the step brother. At the end of the movie- Then why did he also work for the dad's law firm on top of that? I don't remember that detail, sir.

Did he work for his dad? Is it his dad? I don't remember that. He worked for the eyebrow dude, the dad, who was like the cool eyebrow guy in like Blood Simple and all sorts of other movies. Well, in Brady Bunch, it was very, very apparent, okay? It was clear that Marcia and Greg wanted to eff,

and I think they did. Well, yes, but that was like, they were playing the comedy of that hard. Clueless is kind of like this, like you don't see it coming and then at the end- You're busy rolling with your homies, right? Yes, you know, you're being swept up in this sick ass movie. Scared of the freeway.

Great. Is what's her name still? Let's go, Brandon. Um, from the Kanye- Oh, Stacey Dash. Oh, the most beautiful woman in the whole goddamn world. Stacey Dash. Oh my God.

Is she still Let's Go, Brandon? What a God, yes. I think she's a Let's Go, Brandon, yeah. Oh yeah, but she is just- Live in America. She's the best. There you go, yep. You just swept up in it.

She's the best. What is that again? What's that from, the little- That's that very old viral clip of James Brown doing that interview. Oh, cool. Oh yeah. Is that when he's like, I look good, I smell good.

Yeah, he's like super on something, and he's about to go on tour, and they're like trying to talk to him about old allegations. He's just like, I feel good. Yeah. Live in America. He's the best, man.

No, that's the way. Just move forward. God, that's just key pushing. Did he smell good? Like, what do you think his cologne was? James Brown. Or nothing. No cologne.

No, no, no, no, no. So much. He bathed in it. He had cologne. He had a sense. Yeah, hell yeah. Sex machine, baby. You don't think he just was like,

my pheromones are on point? Because he was the lady's man of an era? You know, I actually don't feel I'm educated enough to answer this. Yeah. I don't know. Like, just generally? I did not graduate college.

I don't understand the question. Also, guys of that generation did wear a lot of cologne? Yeah. I think he was, he had his signature scent. Right. Axe body spray. Axe body spray. Oh, a shower in the can, baby.

Yeah. A shower. That's clean. You just spray yourself with that. That's like a shower. Hey, that's like, that's like an alarm clock. Same era. Bub rub.

Remember when they would say like pits to hips or whatever? What was it? Hacks would be like, just go pits to hips. And you were like, that seems like. Yeah, pits to chesty. It was a. Pits to chesty. It was a chesty.

Yeah. Adam, did you book that commercial? Oh, double pits to chesty. Yes, thank you. I definitely auditioned for it. There was an Axe body commercial. In an Axe deodorant body spray commercial. Was that the commercial?

I can't remember. Yeah. It was like a motocross thing where the, the dude like goes off the ramp. And then while he's like in air, he goes, double pits to chesty. Yeah. Yeah. No, I, the one I did was in Vegas.

I did a Vegas Axe deodorant body spray commercial. But that always kind of weirded me out because I don't spray my chest with deodorant. Do you guys spray your chest with deodorant? Nobody does. They wanted you to waste it so you had to buy more. Like get through this can as quickly as possible. Yeah, sir. I definitely back in the day in high school when I was really in the 90s.

When I was really worried about how I smell. I definitely did pit, pit, and then hit it right on the chest with stick deodorant. What? What? Yo, did you have like a outbreak on your chest? Wow. It's a bagel. Um, no, I never had problems with like body act.

Did your shirt weirdly like clump up and stick to you in like weird ways where it's like. Not where anybody mentioned it to me. I didn't. Are you rocking gel or roll on like stick? Also, was there like a weird stain right there? You know how like you're, when you put deodorant on like too thick and then you put a t-shirt on and then it's like a little wet. Oh, do you guys remember the click deodorant?

Like the click gel or like, and then he just gobbled it on your shit. I did that shit because it was new and I'm like, let's go. Let's go. Was it like right guard or something? Or like, it was across the board. It was across the board. It was just a new tech. Speed stick, I think, fucked with that.

Dude. I think right guard kicked it off though, Kyle. I think, I think you're right about that. I think you might be right with your deodorant. Yeah. I was a right guard dude. I definitely did that. Is that anything less is uncivilized?

I don't know if that's right guard. That was freaking Hulk Hogan like painting a picture. Oh yeah, that commercial rocked. What is, is that right guard? Anything less would be uncivilized? I think that was right guard or by menon. Well, that's just a company that made a lot, like a lot. It is right guard.

It's right guard. Anything else? That's tight. Would be uncivilized. I didn't, I was brute for a little bit in high school. Great smell, great smell. And then I switched it to old spice because I think all the homies were rocking with old spice and I'm like, okay, I will be a part of the game.

Yeah, we were all, we were old spice. I feel like old spice is just far and away the leader now. It's crazy. I still wear it. But it also smells so good. I feel, my, my grandfather was an old spice guy and then I became an old spice guy and then I stuck with it. I don't know if I've ever fucked with anything else.

Yeah. Wait, what, what, have you ever gone into their like break off, offshoot flavors like swagger? Dude. Oh yeah. I don't go swagger. I do go sport or pure sport because when I, when I want my, I wanted to smell like. Let me say something. They got to bring this back.

There was a, there was a scent called, I believe it was called gridiron that was off the chain. Swagger, I don't love pure sports. Okay. No, it's all about fresh. Fresh to death. OG to me is the one, but the gridiron was out of hand. I was about to fuck myself. What, what even is that smell?

What is like, women smell like actual things. It's like lilac or, you know, it's like a flowers and then we smell like sports. Well men are, we're smell like ideas. Oh yeah. What are the smells? Or what is it? Yeah. What is gridiron?

We're like an island. We smell like an island. I wish I knew. Island boys. Island boys. It's old spice. It's spices from the old world. They're spices that have been forgotten.

Like you don't even know the scent. It was old spice, gridiron. It's old. You're right. It's some old spices they found that they're like, I guess people won't even know. People are using like just salt and pepper now. These are old spices. That's where they use salt and pepper.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, best commercials also for deodorant. I just pepper my kids. Best commercials, they lean into the weird commercials. Oh, but that was like a game changer. Those are like Tim and Eric commercials, aren't they? Yeah, Tim and Eric killed the, I think it was Eric Wehrheim directed that.

But even before those where they would be like, it was like bizarre. What was it? What was before that one? Was that the, you're looking here. Now you're looking here. I'm not telling you. I'm on a horse. If you don't remember, I'm not telling you.

Okay. Remember that guy? That guy came to our house, Blake. What was it? The old spice guy on the horse. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. The like, what's his name?

Manitour guy. Yeah. Right? My friend used to date him. My friend CJ used to date him and he came to one of our house parties. Yeah. That would be cool if I just like lost my mind. Super star struggle.

I'm like, oh my God, I guarantee you it happens all the time. I want to say he was in it's or it too also. Really? So he's still out here working? He's doing it, man. Were you in it too? What do you mean he's still out here working, bitch? He was in it too.

That's fucking cool. I haven't kept tabs on dude. I know he's a freaking legend in the game. Mate. He was at our house party and you didn't even clock him, dude. Well, now I'm pissed. I must have been. And now you're like, oh, he's still working.

Cute. I'm not saying cute, man. I'm hyped for my boy. Yeah, he's hyped. You must have been eyeing that beer pong table. Island boy. Just stand on the ledge of our house. Oh, yeah, you must have been.

No, bro. I was probably drinking on some jungle juice, dude. It was sick, dude. Just a barrel of like a bunch of mixed drink. It was sick. Uh-huh. No, this is when we lived in the dinosaur house. This is post-jungle juice era.

Okay, okay, got you. I remember when we used to fuck up jungle juice and that was a very nasty. Me too, in big ass tubs, bro. We used to do it in garbage cans. Yeah, garbage cans. I remember very clearly you dressed as a treasure troll. I was dressed as a treasure troll.

It was a Halloween party. Yeah. A stirring jungle juice with a fucking 2x4. Oh, that's boss. It was. Yeah, with a 2x4 that we found outside. It was gross. It was dope.

That's life. It's fucking dope. Only because I had been to frat houses and I had seen how they make jungle juice. So I'm like, yeah, it's just a ton of shit. We'll just do it like that. And then also our parties, there's only like 20 people there. You know what I mean?

It wasn't like a frat. It wasn't like a frat party where there's like 200 people there to drink this. I know. So there's like 15, 20 of us. And then of course you turn it into like a challenge. It's like, we got to finish it. Yeah, we're like, we're finishing this.

Why? And it was just like every type of alcohol we possibly could. Well, dude, do you remember after that shit, Teddy, friend of the show, put the fucking shit into like jars, like Tupperware, and put it in the fridge. Oh, he was fucking it. He was saving it. To be like a fun lounge.

So we took the jungle juice out of the trash can, put it in the fridge, and then that became the challenge for the next like fucking year. Like they were like in our kitchen for a year. To drink it for the next year? Yeah. It was like, who wants to go after the jungle juice? Like, let's do it.

Here's some breakfast, JJ. Does it go bad? I don't know. It's in the fridge. No, it's pure alcohol. I remember at that party, I remember at that party, I mixed two Monster Energy drinks mixed with vodka and beer-bonged it.

Well, love. And my heart almost exploded. I remember immediately like upon that last gulp was like, and that was the worst idea I've ever had in my life. Goodbye. How fun was it to be around you after that? That was my heartbeat. No, so scary.

So scary. Yeah. It's like he's going to die. He's going to die. Oh, this is a funky beat. You just turned into Schumann jungle music? Dude, it's terrible. Are there any takebacks, apologies, giveaways?

I would like to take back to ourselves in 1920, 21-year-old cells for drinking that jungle juice. I feel like that was a poor decision, and we probably took, I wish there was a little tracker. This is a good app. A geo tracker? No, where you just kind of put in what you're about to do, and then that shows you how much time

that's going to take off your life. And you can go like, oh, shit, oh, shit. This actually, this drinking this jungle juice will take like a week and a half off my life. Maybe it's not worth it, or maybe it is. Would you do anything? What, like change his lifestyle? My bro is still going to send it.

Or do you think it would be like now a contest where it's like, yo, that only took five years off your life? Watch this, I'm going to take 10 years. Pussy, I'm going to take 25. That's what I'm saying. If we could walk up to each other and flash our app and show how many lifetime burritos we've ate, and then like just be like, yo, dude,

I'm like 20 ahead of you right now. Wait, Blake, do you have any take back? Yeah, I do have. I wrote something down, Adam. I'm sorry I called you a scab. Yeah, thank you. I know you weren't. You were actually on the picket lines

and you are a freaking soldier for that, dude. And I respect you. Oh, thank you. And if I worked there, I would have took you to Russia. It would have been sick. Dude, we would have been going to Russia, dude. Several times. Russia.

We would have been living in Russia. Russia. What is the, is it from Russia, from Russia with love? The, is that a Bond movie? From Russia. The James Bond movie? Yes, sir. From Russia.

Trying to think of something fun to say, like from Russia with blondes. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to workshop on that one. It's worth doing it. Yes.

Thank you, guys. Thanks, we want to work on that. Do you want to go to Russia with nugs? Yes, boys. That's good. There it is. Ow. Kyle, you got any tapebacks?

Giveaways? Apologies. Oh, dude, I do have a take back. Last week I said I did not sign up for the pickleball tournament. I got an email. I guess I did sign up for the pickleball tournament. So, I didn't, I didn't pay. What?

I didn't pay, so I thought that I didn't sign up, but then I got an email saying we've reserved the spot for you. And so, I guess they signed it. They recognized the name. They reserved it without even paying, which I want to thank Monterey Pickleball Open. Kyle knew it, chef. Big, big shout out.

But that's a take back from last time. Adam, you were off pod with some chunks in seven years ago. I was. Yeah, I was, I was chunking too hard. That sucked. Yeah, just for those of our listeners that are following along to the saga of... That are really, yeah, really hanging on,

just going like, what, what about the pickleball? Where is he with that? So, that's good. You're keeping that up today. Exactly. I don't give a fuck. And that's what makes this another episode of... This is important.

Important. We're back. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like, can we create new senses for humans?

So, join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning,

and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can,

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