This Is Important - Ep 81: Happy Pre 420 Everyone!

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Luggage talk, best opportunities to kill someone, farts, Adam's biking adventures, crazy stories from the Workaholics days, different ways to smoke weed, half 4/20, an...d more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's
Starting point is 00:01:41 obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, 419 is the weed fluke tog. I was so nervous, and I just was farting so much. I had a giant pipe made out of a bike pump. We're here to service the men out there. And here we go. All right. We're having fun now. Hey, guys. Happy 419. Is that a way-o drop? Happy 419, boys. Are you guys with you and yours on this high holiday?
Starting point is 00:02:25 I am with mine and mine. Yes, sir. Right here. Take a peek. He's holding up a huge jar of weed, y'all. Hold that jar up. Oh, doggie. And you know I put the fucking fresh pack up in that shit. You know. Oh, damn. You know it. Hey, Kyle, now you're down in Southern California, and you are a big hero. Did you fly down with that in your suitcase? And if so, can we talk luggage? Dude, we can. Oh, no. The return of the luggage talk. Dude, should we talk luggage and how to travel with the weeds?
Starting point is 00:03:11 I did. Adam, thank you so much for asking. I drove down with my new Sampsonite Roller Bag. All right. Let's go. Sampsonite. Very nice. How do we not have a Sampsonite? Oh, my God. That is sick, dude. I was way off. It's got the hard plastic on the outside. Do you know the hard shell? Dude, I like those. Oh, luggage talk is back. I like those a lot. Dude, I've been trying to up my luggage game.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Chloe got me a bunch of away stuff. Ooh. Talk about it. It's nice. I like it. I like it, but I want that hard talk about it. Can you charge your phone on an away luggage? Yeah, on the older bags. But don't you have to charge it first? Yeah, it's annoying. And then when you roll it on, they stop you as if you are a full-blown terrorist. And it's your sole purpose is to blow this plane up every time.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Because it's like the maximum size? No, because they can't. You're not allowed to keep it in your suitcase while you travel. You're not allowed to keep it. I'm sorry. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm lost. What are we talking about? A charger? You guys are blowing my mind. I just want to pack my suitcase. Oh, my God. The charger in the bag.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Uh-huh. In the bag. So there's one that's inside the bag. It's very handy if you could travel with it. But then you go through and then I took it out right away because I got hassled. And then I just keep it in my backpack. You're not allowed to keep it in the suitcase. Because I guess one got stuck and then got warm.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Oh, fires. And then they landed a plane somewhere. Fires, bro. Like this is, this is warm. Okay, doggy. Yeah, but no fire happened. It was just warm. Ready? Ready for it? Damn.
Starting point is 00:04:53 This is a way. There we go. We got a mando. That sucks. That's too bad. Yeah, because it was a good feature, dude. And I love we're talking luggage on this almost high holiday. Dude, I'm excited. I love some luggage tops. Dude, look at you. You're leaning in close.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Oh, my God. Now, is it, you zip it in half and open it. And then are both sides zipped closed within the opening or just one side? Oh, dude, I love this. That's how I fuck. Oh, I got the one side right now. But I got another piece of luggage that has the two sides that zip. And I like that one.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Oh, my God. I like that one a little bit better. Now you're Samsonite that hard case because I've been look. I'm an eye in that one, dude. I saw that and I'm giving it some side eye. What's that like? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Loose butthole. Loose butthole. What's that one? Mary King, RIP. Loose butthole. Hey, that's what all TII nations think about this luggage talk. My God, man. It's 419.
Starting point is 00:05:57 It's 420 Eve. Dude, see, we're looping back around because... I thought Adam was a... Were you a two-me guy, Adam? What happened? Oh, God. Come on, we were... I was a two-me boy.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Thank you for keeping me. Dude, I have a two-me. We were about to get in the barrel. Yes, sir. No, I have a two-me bag. I have a two-me bag. Thank you for bringing me back into hot, hot luggage talk. Loose butthole.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I was a two-me guy. I had all two-me everything. That's too expensive. Did you have monogrammed two-me? You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Chloe said one of the first things that she was attracted to me about, what attracted me to her, was my monogram.
Starting point is 00:06:35 And we met on an airplane. Right, right, right, right. Was this booty, obviously. But we met on an airplane, and she noticed the monogrammed matching two-me luggage set that I had. And she was like, oh, this boy is an adult man. But that was damn near a decade ago that I got that set. It's time to re-up my lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:06:56 When you got that two-me bag, I got my two-me bag. I got it in Graves, too. I call it engraved. I don't say monogram. I got my luggage engraved. Do you know? Yeah. Dude, I also misspeak a lot in saying graved as well.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah. It's definitely the correct way to say it is monogrammed. But I don't know if I've ever said that word. It's not engraved. It has to be like a stone. A hard surface. I get it. Is that because of like a gravestone?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Do you think? Um, no. I would guess, yeah. Do you think? You put it in your grave. Do you think that it's like an engrave? It's actually French. It's like ungraved, like unguard, but ungraved.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Yes. This is possible. Well said. God damn. You guys are a couple of the smartest dudes I know. I believe everything you say. I'm not a smart man. We're coming in.
Starting point is 00:07:40 This reminds me of the episode of Orcaholics when Blake was saying, the word garage comes from go rage. Yes. And I'm like, absolutely. Jesus Christ, you're genius. And the derbs, derbs, uh, snobs. Derbs. Hey derbs.
Starting point is 00:07:56 What's on your mind? Derbs. What's on your mind, derbs? Um, I want to know what Adam's drinking because he is on fire right now. Like just even your look, by the way, not even just when you're talking. When you're waiting to talk, you look amped. You came in hot, babies. Fucking jazzed about luggage.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Well, I'm actually really tired right now. That's why I'm. But I saw a big ass glug glug of some Gojuice, huh? This is, this is Gojuice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm, it's like I'm half of the way through it. So it's, it's not full steam. And you are.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It's five, it's after five, um, and you're in Hollywood, California. 520 on 419. Yeah, I did five hours of, uh, voiceover of me as a reindeer today. And, uh, and that we're down in the Orange County and we just drove up. And, uh, you know, it's quite the day of, of VO for me. Can we hear which reindeer you are? Or is that under wraps? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Is that spoiler? Is that under wraps? It's a new reindeer. It's a new reindeer. What? It's a new reindeer. Blitz. Blitzer.
Starting point is 00:09:02 What yo ass say? Splinter. Blitzer. Spritzer. Uh, wolf, wolf. Hey, you're so, you're so close, Kyle. I, and I cannot divulge. I cannot divulge with your so close.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Damn, dude. But no, let's talk luggage, dude. Cause I, that was getting me pregnant. Well, I want to talk about why you're still drinking it if you're done. Here's what I will ask. Let me ask you about luggage here. Real? Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah. Let's talk luggage. No, let's talk luggage. This is like a fucking arm wrestling. Cause I have a real thing unless you have a real thing. Do you have a real thing? Cause I have a real thing. Go, Ders.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You, Ders. Go. Ders. I got a real question. Get real. Get real. Get real. You better be real.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Remember the moment where it used to be just two, someone just came in my room. No, thank you. Hey, get the, what the fuck? I don't know what's happening. We had a hotel right now. I'm at a hotel. Ders is at a hotel. In Mexico.
Starting point is 00:09:50 In Mexico. This is super dope art. Hey, those guys. People keep coming into his room. It's, it's a maid for turn down service, maybe. Adam chill. He's painting the picture. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:10:01 But so. I have a good story about Mexico. All right, go fuck it. Fuck it. We remember when luggage. No, please tell us more about luggage. We remember when luggage came in with the two wheels to pull, right? And then suddenly, suddenly it was four and you dragged it completely upright,
Starting point is 00:10:20 but you can still drag it on too. And that blew my fucking mind. I know. But do you drag it on four or do you drag it on two still? Well, if I have, may I speak on this? May I speak on this? I got the Samsonite with the four rollers. First roller bag I've had with four.
Starting point is 00:10:36 And goddamn, man, I'm using all four. I'm using all four. But it makes you walk like this. I love it. It's so smooth. Water trash. You walk kind of like upright as opposed to like nice and like rugged. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Dragging it with you. You're a man with a bag. I like it. Water trash. Well, forever, for years, I'm only probably like three years into taking an actual roller bag. And by the way, Blake is laughing because he's a duffel bag boy. We'll get to that.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Go ahead, Adam. Absolutely. Yeah, he is a fucking duffel bag. I'm a duffel bag boy. He's a weekender. I was a duffel bag boy for years until I started to travel all the time. And then when I would go on tour and do stand up and you're in a different city every night. And then you got to have this fucking duffel bag the whole time.
Starting point is 00:11:24 No, yeah. And then it becomes like pointless. Like you're working out when you're just so fucking tired. You got to have a roller. Yeah. I got the roller, man. You got to have the roller back. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Sometimes I'll do a duffel every once in a while, though. Just switch it. Okay. You know what I mean? Hey, a nice leather, dude. Oh, so it's that stinky leather? Corey Duffel. Corey Duffel, shout out.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Absolutely, baby. Wait. Is there Corey Duffel? Who's Corey Duffel? Do you know a man named Corey? He's a Conker. He's a Conker dude. Skateboarder.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yo, shout out to Corey Duffel. Yeah, big shout out to Corey Duffel. No, it's Corey Duffy, but we were making a pun, man. It was points. It's not very funny. Hey, well, I know a guy named Duffy. Shout out to him. Wait, his name's Corey Duffel.
Starting point is 00:12:08 What are you talking about? I thought it was Duffy. Skateboarder from Conker? Are you talking about the dude who fucking had the Catholic combs long in his part? See, this is why we can't. This is why we can't. You know, we're trying to make a podcast for everybody,
Starting point is 00:12:19 not specifically one guy in the Bay Area that you guys can't remember what his name is. Come on now. Happy 419, Corey Duffel. Happy 419, man. What are the two best things about Corey Duffel? No, no, we're not done talking luggage, okay? He goes hard.
Starting point is 00:12:39 He goes hard. I wish we won it. And he's still in the game, and he's from Conker. That's three things. He goes hard and he's still in the game, Corey Duffel. Anyway. And he's from Conker. He's still in the game.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Corey Duffel, baby. So, Kyle, this all goes back to happy almost holidays, and you traveled with your weed. What did you pack? How did you pack it? Did you pack it something? It's a whole different animal. Not a big deal.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Did you pack it some way special or? I was driving, Playboy. So, you just put it in the bag. You didn't wrap anything. I put it in the fucking passenger seat. Yeah. Just in the front seat with you. Did you buckle it?
Starting point is 00:13:19 I put it in the passenger seat because I'm smoking the whole goddamn way, doggy. Did you buckle it like it's a passenger? Like a child? Like a baby? Yeah, I buckled it. I put it in the car seat. Now, are you worried because you can get a DUI?
Starting point is 00:13:35 I think about this. You can. I smoke weed in the car fairly often as well. But I think every time I'm like, is this how I'm going to get a DUI? And that'd be the shittiest way to get a DUI because I'm not swerving. I'm not hitting anything.
Starting point is 00:13:50 You mean high? Yeah, how do they test that? Is it DUI or is it different? Is it the same as a DUI? I think you're the same level of fucks according to the law. Yeah, I think it's the same offense. But is it a DWI? What's the difference between DUI and a DWI?
Starting point is 00:14:06 The letters. It's DUI driving under the influence. Hello. No, thank you. Durs, just let them clean. Just let them come in and clean that fucking hotel. Yeah, just let them clean. Or save in Spanish, dude.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Something's getting lost in translation, brother. Yeah, say, oh, say, oh, Rivoire. Frendo. The French. Frendo. Whoopsies. If I could loop back to my story in Mexico, there was one time when I was in Rosarito
Starting point is 00:14:31 for a little vacation. Not real? It's true. It's true. And I was watching this boxing match, ended up getting really, really hammered and went and passed out on my bed. And a dude was so fucked up that he wandered into my room
Starting point is 00:14:47 at night with me and my girl at the time. And I handled it so well. It could have just been a murderer coming in to kill us. Right, sure. And I very calmly just was like, dude, you're in the wrong room, turned him around and kicked him out the door. It was the, it was probably,
Starting point is 00:15:04 I never handled anything better in my entire life. Good job, Blake. Thank you. Yeah. But so maybe that's a common courtesy in Mexico. People just kind of wander into the room. You had a perfect opportunity to kill someone and you passed out.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah, I was going to say, I'm with you, dude. I was going to say, you had the shot. You didn't take it. Take it, take the shot. Take the shot. Jesus. A guy follows you in your room. You can do anything to this guy.
Starting point is 00:15:34 It truly, he woke me up out of my sleep. I didn't have time to think. Exactly. So why didn't you take a lamp and smash it over his head and then stab him 35 times? And slit his throat with the shards. Dude, you freaked. That's a, you were involved in some shit
Starting point is 00:15:50 had you done that, bro. You did a great job. These guys are joking, but I'm being serious. You did a great job. You know what the Mexican authorities would have done if they found out that a man came into your room in the middle of the night
Starting point is 00:16:01 and you smashed the lamp on his head, then you took the shard and stabbed it in his neck 35 times. They would have comped you a picture of Margaritas and said, so sorry about that. Guacamole on us for the weekend. Hey, bro. Maybe I should have done it. That's my bad, but I felt like I-
Starting point is 00:16:19 Wait, will you step out this whole action? Like you said you woke up to a man in your house in your room. Yes, like- But how did he get in there? It was a, I must have forgot to lock the, lock the door when I went to bed because we, it was like this night of a big boxing match
Starting point is 00:16:36 and I had a lot of Margaritas ended up passing out on the hotel bed. Right. And so this was like 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. The witching hour. And I heard the door open. How did he come into the door? That's what I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:16:51 That's what I'm asking. There are specific keys. How did he come into your room? Here's how I think. Blake is a nice guy. He probably met him earlier that night. It was like, yeah, he come part of- There's a key, here's a key.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah, I bet Blake was handing out his keys, just kind of being in Mexico, being like, hey, if I ever went out- You'll get a key. If I ever went to fuck a dude, I'm out of the country. I found my unicorn. I found my unicorn. You're my unicorn.
Starting point is 00:17:18 You're coming over tonight. What's the deal though? How did he get in the room? It was Rosarito. So I think it was kind of like an older, charming hotel. Like it wasn't electronic locks. I don't think I locked the door. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Do you think you put that like the slider thing over to keep the door open by accident maybe? It could have been that as well. I mean, I stumbled into the room and passed out on the bed. Yeah. And your significant other was equal? The same. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Probably the same. Yes, stumble. That's how you could have left the door wide open. You don't even know if you closed it. There's no confirmation of that. Or he kicked the door open and I don't remember. Yeah. I could see Blake just propping his door open
Starting point is 00:17:58 with all of his expensive belongings. Duffel bags. Yeah. Right. His Samsonite. Corey Duffel. Just toss the duffel bag in front of the door. Everything that's worth any amount of money,
Starting point is 00:18:09 he just uses it to prop the door open. Hey, man, because it's hot as fuck. Just turn on the AC. No, I can't do that. So describe this guy so we can understand the intimidation level and that sort of thing. Yeah. Did he have cornrows?
Starting point is 00:18:25 No, no. I don't really recall the man's face. I just know he stumbled in and looked super just like he wasn't there. And I was basically like, dude, what the fuck are you doing in here? This is not your room. What's he wearing? What's he wearing? How tall?
Starting point is 00:18:38 How heavy? Yeah, what's he wearing? I was sunglasses at night. Like what are we dealing with here? I was equally fucked up. How do you remember it then? Because I distinctly remember escorting the man out and then being like, yo, a guy just came in here
Starting point is 00:18:51 and I just kicked him out of the room. Was he dressed in all silk? You don't remember anything? Yeah. Did he have a backpack, a to me bag, a roller bag? What kind of bag is he wearing? Is he wearing an astronaut outfit? Remember when a few weeks ago, Kyle said that in his family,
Starting point is 00:19:06 you don't ruin a good story with the truth. That's right. They shout out to the new attractors. Maybe he shouldn't have ruined. Yeah. You shouldn't have ruined this story with your lack of memory. So he had a disco ball for a head. Clown shoes, hammer pants, and a duffel bag.
Starting point is 00:19:25 No. Man, that's a disco ball for the head, bro. That's a good looking. He looked exactly like a race. That's 419. I like that a lot. I like the visual. I like everything about that.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Anything goes, brother. And Kyle, what are we looking at? Are you in a trailer right now, man? Yeah, dude. I'm down in Burbank. I'm chilling at my brother's house. No. So you're not in a trailer.
Starting point is 00:19:49 You're in a RV. I mean, I am in a trailer. No, this is a trailer. It's a toy hauler. It's a- Like dildos? It's what he takes to the- He puts his motorcycles in here, takes it to the desert.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Do you know? OK. Now, and I think I totally would sleep in the trailer in the front of your brother's house as well. But does he- I'm like fucking Cody from step by step right now. I understand that. Don't go there.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Let's not even go there. Oh, that's not a good thing, huh? What happened to that guy? He murdered her, right? He beat his wife out. I think he beat his wife out. Oh, yeah, he beat his wife out. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Because maybe she snuck in when he was sleeping. So, you know, we don't know the whole story. In Mexico. Yeah, I'm him before that happened. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe
Starting point is 00:20:46 in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So, join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I'm Andrea Gunning. And now, we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Starting point is 00:22:04 I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road.
Starting point is 00:22:58 It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Why aren't you in your brother's house? He just was like, no, you're staying out there. That's a great question. No, he doesn't have, this is easier. It's easier.
Starting point is 00:23:47 It's like I can come and go as I please. How many, how many, how many, how many. I don't know, I don't know. I can come and go easier. How often are you coming? Oh, yeah. Is that your beat-off shack? What is the reason?
Starting point is 00:23:58 That's what's going on. And he's a beat-off shack. Yeah, I need autonomy, bro, AKA like. Thank you. I can't. He needs a strong, strong Wi-Fi signal. Dude, I would love for you to start beating off in your RV and it like hits the neutral and you just start rolling down the street.
Starting point is 00:24:19 You have no idea because you have like your Oculus on, of course. We know you. Oh my gosh. So you told your brother you're coming. Did the Oculus have a seat in the car or no? Well, he's got, I got to sleep on the couch, man. I don't really want to sleep on the couch. This has a bed because he's got the other kids,
Starting point is 00:24:34 the kids got their beds, he's got his beds. I'm not going to sleep like head to toe with my brother. Okay. And I thought I was thinking he had a spare bedroom and I'm like, well, just go inside. No, no, this is it. Dude, I'm not here. But this place, right, the where I am right now is actually the
Starting point is 00:24:47 where we were when my wife's water broke when we had our first kid. Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Because we, because, and I couldn't stop farting. I remember I was so nervous and I just was farting so much. You know what?
Starting point is 00:25:03 And we should take this opportunity Kyle to talk to the men out there about what happens when your wife's water breaks and what you can do, what you're going through emotionally. What happens because you guys have all had children. We're here to service the men out there. Doctor brought to you by Dr. Pepper says what happened to your bodies? Kyle immediately released all the flatulence within his body. Bro, so much, so much.
Starting point is 00:25:27 But I was nervous and I was very scared because we were displaced because of the fires too. I was really under the gun. Yeah. You had a lot going on. So if a gun, So do you think it was nerves or do you think your bodies like synced up? You know how like women, when they're together, they have their periods at the same time?
Starting point is 00:25:44 Do you think that your bodies synced up? Yes. I think exactly whatever Adam's saying is true. And she was trying to push a baby out and your body was like, I'll push out whatever I can. You were bleeding out of your butt? Yep. Well, I barely heard you Adam, but I know that it's exactly true.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Hair babies. Her water broke and your diarrhea sack popped. Yes, that's it. Yes, that's it. I parted it out. Parted out the diarrhea. Can you never say that again? Wait, but Kyle, really, why is that part of the memory?
Starting point is 00:26:13 What? Why were you like, why? Did you tell us that you were far? Like, why is that part of the memory? Why? Bro, it was nuts. Like what? I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:26:24 That'd be 419, man. Had you eaten something that day or no? We had some fucking, we had some fucking like, it was like some squash spaghetti for dinner or something. Oh my god. It put her over the fucking edge and it was like, okay, this is happening. And then when she was like,
Starting point is 00:26:44 dude, it was fucking hilarious. And it was so hilarious. Well, that's when I knew when shit got real because she was laughing up until we were on the way to the hospital and I was still farting. And then she started to get really mad at how bad it smelled. And I'm like, oh, she's fucking hurting because this is not funny anymore to her.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Well, she's probably really trying to go through something. So wait, did you guys get into a legit fight where it's like, stop farting, motherfucker. And you're like, I can't stop farting, honey. And the doctor's like, actually keep farting. It's helping. It's good for you. It's helping.
Starting point is 00:27:22 It's part of it. Water trash. The pheromones, we need the pheromones. They tell the baby to fight his way out. I feel a nose. Let's get this baby out of here. The baby just peeks his head out and crawls right back in. He shakes his head no and slinks back in.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Water trash. It was a farty birth, baby. I love it. Yeah, it was just what it was, man. It's a bagel, baby. When did the farting stop? Honestly, I had to wait. He's still waiting for it.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Has it? Yeah, I'm still farting, but I did. I had to. It was tough. It was hard to. I needed to shit somewhere. It was like, you know. Pizza, pizza.
Starting point is 00:28:02 So you had to shit. Bumble, stop! I had to shit. So you didn't have gas. You had to shit, and that was working the gas out. Well, that's when it stopped when I poop. Normally, normally, that's when the fart stop is when you poop, right? It's weird.
Starting point is 00:28:15 I didn't realize that's how it works. Yeah, it's a trip like that, though. It's a trip like that. What was that, Blake? Here's your sign. Oh. Blake's got a whole re-up on the soundboard, and I've never seen him happier.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I know. Get her done! Okay, is that? He's like real leaned back in his chair, just. I'm having a good time. Is the getter done from cars? There's just time. Is that from cars?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Wait, do they allow the cable guy to say get her done as? What's his name? Yes. When does he say it? I'm very familiar with that movie. As Tomater. Yeah, Tomater. And Mater.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Tomater. By the way, this fucking room is kind of sick. It's fucking humongous. It's got two stories. I have like a spiral staircase. Woo, baby! I like that. That's a great place to get murdered.
Starting point is 00:28:59 That's a great place to get murdered, baby. So definitely gonna fall down the staircase drunk one night. Yeah, you're gonna get murdered. How long are you out in Viva la Mexico? Mexico. As the weird lady says in Total Recall, two weeks. Okay. That's a great amount of time.
Starting point is 00:29:17 That's a perfect amount of time. Oh, dude. Well, they were very, very, they were like, hey, it's a month's shoot for you. And I go, can it be two weeks? Hey, max it on. Very cool. Let's make it two weeks.
Starting point is 00:29:29 So wait, so does that mean that you're gonna have a really packed schedule or are you gonna have a little time to, you know, walk the streets? Here's something crazy. You're gonna have a couple freaking weekends. In Mexico, they shoot Saturday mornings. What do you mean? Yeah, whatever Ayatsu was fighting for. They do a kiss now.
Starting point is 00:29:50 They do a half day on Saturdays. I don't know if I'm doing one or if this production's doing one, but people are talking about it. And I was like, that's crazy. Well, I mean, other productions do that too. If they have to. Well, yeah, you can shoot through the weekend. No, no, no, no, like they do five and a half days.
Starting point is 00:30:06 They do, they do a five day and then a half day on Saturdays. Like every production in Mexico. Most productions in Mexico. This one, I don't think it's doing it. That's par for the course out there. Yeah, I did not know that. Why are we talking? What is it?
Starting point is 00:30:18 Television, what? Univision, like all the shit. Those are both two things? Yeah, the shit that they film. You're just talking, you're just talking IA though out here, like whoever Ayatsu is in Mexico. Is it the same? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, what's the deal? I don't know. I mean, I think we're Ayatsu, so we're not doing it. IA, IA, IA. Okay. But yeah, I got, I got, I got the weekend off. I got one day, I got tomorrow off. And then I got one day next week off and I'm gonna have some fun.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I might golf. You don't golf though. What? You don't golf at all. I know, but there's a golf course right outside my window. I might golf. I might scuba again. Might relive shark week.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I don't know. Yeah, go scuba. You should go scubing. I'd go scubing. Or go tennis and pickle, baby. I might tennis. There's like a sick Rafa Nadal tennis center down the way here. And one of the dudes in the movie was over there.
Starting point is 00:31:08 He said it's time. Get her done. Are you playing pickle or what? No, he's playing tennis. Like the, the established real sports that exist before people said, I'm not gonna tell my inventors. Yeah, well, that's what you said. Oh, I had a, I had a crazy thing that happened yesterday.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Tell me more. So I was on my bike and I was about to, you know, partake in some fitness and I'm riding down the boardwalk. And then I see a cop for sure with his gun drawn on your specialized bicycle. Go ahead. On my specialized bicycle with his gun drawn. And then I go past the house and the like this house that he's obviously looking at. And I kind of slow down and I look and then I see cops running around the back alleyway.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Cops running around the front. And then I'm like, oh, okay. And I go on my ride. I'm like, that's weird. I'm like, I don't know. Maybe I can help. And when I come back, I'm coming back the same way. And now it's all blocked off and there's helicopters going around the house with a spotlight.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Now there's a full on. This is a night. This is a night bike ride. It was at sunset. Or wait, are you taking the from Kyle's parents? You just kind of, yeah, you're feeling it. Yeah, are you making this up? There's a submarine from the FBI also in the hovercraft.
Starting point is 00:32:23 The Paw Patrol is there. It's at sunset. And the helicopter is up and it's fully blocked off. There is like a full SWAT team truck outside. And then guys in full SWAT team with with gear and assault rifles drawn. And then the whole area shut down and like 15 cop cars are lining the street. And they're not allowing people to come further down the peninsula. They finally found Jeff Goldblum.
Starting point is 00:32:48 So I don't know. I don't know what happened. I think and then it was some woman of the real housewives of Orange County that lived there. What? And it was, I guess, like her boyfriend like was barricading her in the house or some crazy shit. Is this the they live in Pasadena? Is this a spoiler? Oh, here comes our producers with a little more information.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Yeah, what's going on? They say we can't talk about this. That was the Orange County Housewives X. OK, the Orange County Housewives X. Who is apparently like your best friend now? Yeah, we're super close now. Super connected. You're riding behind your specialized bike and now you're going to be in quarantine.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah. But I was like, I mean, it's been a while since I've been like truly like kind of writing them. I mean, I'm not part of it, but I was like seeing that with my own eyes. Yeah, I feel like that we kind of had maybe one or two of those scenarios when we were living at the workaholics house. There were a few nights where should we tell the story? Which one? Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:46 I don't know if we've told this story. The one about the woman who jumped out of the car. Oh, I think we told that story. Didn't we tell that story? Did we? I think so. The woman who was held at Shotgun Point and we were playing we bowling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:59 This is during lunch at workaholics. And whoever thinks they can tell the story best go for it. No, that's all you don't recall. I don't even recall. This is the best story. OK, so was it blowjob? We're filming. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:34:12 It is. It's blowjob. Well, so wait, just wait. So we were filming. Don't want to make? We were filming workaholics and we're outside in the front yard. You guys all know it. You love it.
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's iconic. And there's police with us who are like blocking traffic. That's just a general thing you do when you're outdoors and you have traffic and cars and blah, blah, blah. So there's a car that's coming and all of a sudden the police who are with us draw their gun into the window of the guy driving by and they're like, you fucking stop right now. Stop right there.
Starting point is 00:34:44 And we're like, what's going on? We don't fucking know what happened. The guy gets out of the car. They like take him aside and we're like, what the fuck? What's going on? We just had lunch. The ribs, the best thing we can eat. The ribs were so good.
Starting point is 00:34:55 The ribs were always so good. OK, now I remember the ribs. Yeah, I remember the ribs. That's why I couldn't remember the stories. I was too busy licking my fingers with all them ribs. Start with the ribs, dog. So I buried the headline. We're busy eating ribs.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Oh, yeah, we are. So we don't know what's going on. They've taken this person hundreds of feet away from everybody on crew and everyone's speculating. We're like, did he fucking rob one of the prop trucks down there or steal some like stuff from the lighting truck, the grip truck. And I'm like, I can't stop eating. He's busy hitting ribs.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Second round. Third plate. And then finally, the guy just gets back in the car. He shakes the police's hands and drives away and we're like, what the fuck just happened? So we go to the police and they go, so that guy was driving and we saw a woman jump out of shotgun while he was driving and then bolt away from all of us.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And we said, what was it? And they go, well, we thought it might have been a kidnapping situation. But what had happened was around the corner, the guy had picked up a prostitute. And he had driven a couple blocks to go get dome or whatever. Drove onto our street. Which is blowjob? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Okay. Drove onto. Your boobs are huge. Drove onto our street. The ribs of sex. Saw the police blocking traffic and thought it was a sting for prostitutes. And she jumped out.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Yeah, he thought that we were, yeah, that's right. We were like, well, so doesn't the guy get arrested? And they were like, well, we just, we let him go. Yeah, what's up with that handshake? It's kind of for cool. They're like, ah, he's just gonna get a blood jacket. But it was, that was one of the craziest things that ever happened. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Dude, I do remember that now. It was like. Because we also were like, oh my god, like we were getting bits of information at a time. We knew a woman had jumped out of the car at some point before we got all the, the entire. And they were like, then they were like, last call on ribs. And we're like, we'll get more of that information.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Wait, hold that information. We'll be right back. They pulled out the good kinders barbecue sauce. They are here. They are here. Shout out to Cougars. You know, it is funny though. They were out of ribs and then one of the cops put his gun to my head
Starting point is 00:37:18 and took, took ribs right off my plate. Well, the one thing about all the cops. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. I mean, for anybody who lives like where the productions are being done, like all the cops who are usually on set. That's everywhere except for LA, go ahead. Anywhere except Hollywood. Not California.
Starting point is 00:37:34 All the cops are usually retired police officers. So they're not super down to like get back into the shit. They're probably just stoked to be on lunch. So it's my favorite line from any cop show. That's too much paperwork. Yeah, dude. It's not worth the paperwork. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:50 That's why he let the guy go. He's like, you got a prostitute? Yeah. Not worth the paperwork. I don't want to deal with that all afternoon. Did you hear about the ribs at the guy? The poor woman, by the way, just to try to make a living, jumping out of a moving car.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I feel like he could have pulled to the side of the road and maybe allowed her to get out. Clipped a U-turn, maybe? Yeah. Pulled a quick U-E. No, because she thought the guy was like a fucking undercover cop. Oh, everybody thought she... Oh, I got it.
Starting point is 00:38:19 She jumped out thinking that the dude who picked her up was a narc or whatever. He was giving undercover Popo Zhao vibes. Yeah, she was. Yeah. Popo Zhao! Yeah. Do you remember the time when we were shooting
Starting point is 00:38:34 and we were driving and then the cops, like somebody like ran a red light or there was what it was and they couldn't... Yes. We had to stop production because they were like... We got to do it. They had to write the guy up and take him to the precinct or whatever they do.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Do you remember? It was like a precinct to run a red light. That seems pretty aggressive. It was something else. I can't remember. I remember it was a really stressful day. He was jerking off while doing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:59 But right after that, I remember we were like, oh, we can't shoot the rest of this fucking car scene. We don't have cops. And then Jay Leno rolled up in like a fucking steam truck. Yeah. Two in a steam car at us? Yeah. Fucking chill after that.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Yeah, he had like a cool steam car, but then like a half hour after Jay Leno was like, hey, what you guys doing? And we're like shooting a show and he's like, what show? And we're like, we're going to all like, so he's like, okay. Like for sure.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Toot toot. Sounds real. For sure. It was cool. Toot toot. Bye guys. For sure. He's like, doesn't sound like a fake show.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Never going to be on my talk show. Go ahead. Bye. But then he took off and then the Google Earth car drove past. Oh, yeah. Yes. And we all waved at it. That's right.
Starting point is 00:39:43 That was a one, two, three. Like what the fuck is going on? Adam, that memory is a deep cut poll. But you remember the Google Earth. But I guess it does. It does click in with your whole like, this is an opportunity to be seen by everybody in the world who Googles this location.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Everyone will see this on the corner of Magnolia and Burbank. We never went and found that, did we? I don't think we ever. There's no way I could ever find that. Adam made t-shirts. Adam was selling t-shirts of it with Jet Set in Venice. On Google Earth, you can go through time periods. You can go through like,
Starting point is 00:40:19 yeah, you can hit time periods on Google Earth. Dude, that's a fucking trip. Have you a 419? 419, bro. Yeah, you didn't fucking know that. You guys don't fucking kick it on Google Earth. Oh my god, dude. Happy 419.
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Starting point is 00:43:44 You guys don't do this just the past time or something? Nothing? Dude, I'm sick of this world. What a choice. I'm just ready for the metaverse. That's what this is, Adam. That's what this is. Well, I walked around.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Dude, can we talk about this? Can we talk about the thing I sent you guys today? I mean, now this is old news, but this fucking woman reported getting gang banged in the metaverse, and this is exactly what we predicted for our parents. Hey, what? It was just going to be out of control. Did you go into this article?
Starting point is 00:44:13 No, of course not. Because what is the specifics of this? It's a clickbait. It was like the New York Post. It's all trash. Yes, yes. I feel like almost every single thing we've talked about today could possibly just be made up in a lie.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Everything is so debatable. Maybe. I did fart a ton. That's what life is, dude. It's all debatable. By the way, you're bringing my favorite gift or whatever you want to call it. Where's the dude from?
Starting point is 00:44:38 Did it really happen or Rip is believing it or not? I was like, it was a total false or a total farce. It never happened. He wasn't the guy. It never happened. Never happened. It's my favorite thing ever. It's like the dude from Star Trek.
Starting point is 00:44:54 It was like before they would go to commercials, they'd be like, here's a odd piece of trivia. Is it true or false? And then they would say it. And then when they came back from the commercial, they'd go, never happened. A complete fabrication. That guy fucking kills it and the rapid fire cut.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Total lie. I love that. You're dumb if you thought it was real. It's like when your girl catches you with like a Jimmy hat in your back pocket or whatever, it's like, it's not real. Nope. Total lie.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I don't know what you saw. Luggage. I remember what you were saying, Kyle, though, about that time when the woman ran into our house, when we were all stoned playing wee bowling. Yeah. That one, I think we have told that story a few times on the product.
Starting point is 00:45:47 We're the guys who stole my speakers. Well, no, that's two different stories. No, that's two different stories. This one, we were playing. Yeah, this one. Same block. The G-Money. Same block.
Starting point is 00:45:58 You all know G-Money. She got her laptop stolen. Remember, she got held at Shotgun Point and got her laptop stolen, ran into our house and watched us play wee bowling for like two hours while we called the cops. Oh, really? Did you ask her to get in the game?
Starting point is 00:46:15 Or she was like, I'm good. She might have played, bro. I remember Blake being very worried. I remember him running around and locking the doors. Being like, we're getting robbed. We're getting robbed right now. This is a setup. And I'm just like.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Yes, I got very paranoid. It might have been 420. Oh, bro. Super smart, though, by the way, Blake. It might have been 420, dude. And she wandered in and I was paranoid. You were like, it's a setup. And I'm like, well, I'm in the middle of a killer game.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I'll die to get 300 on wee bowling. I've got three more frames to go. If you could just sit down and shut up and stop shivering. That'd be great. If we were playing wee bowling midday, we were probably just high off resin, just smoking fucking Venom suit. Well, it was.
Starting point is 00:47:02 It was. We used to do the resin balls like a mother feather. You used to collect resin. You scraped out. Like that's hot knives, right? That's hot knives, basically. Yeah, that's hot knives. Essentially, just smoking resin.
Starting point is 00:47:13 The grossest. Oh, so yummy. The Venom suit, baby. We smoking Venom. OK. I mean, I did it. I wasn't in love with it. It ain't yummy, I know.
Starting point is 00:47:22 But I mean, those times are actually pretty yummy in my life. I like them. Dude, I miss those yummy times. OK. I like to taste those memories. Well, non-pot smoker question is, smoking resin essentially just doing the Lord's work. Fuck, I just said the.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Hot knives. Is it just hot? No, not hot knives. It's like free-basing. No. No, no. What was the thing everyone was doing for a while? Dab?
Starting point is 00:47:46 Dabs, thank you. Is it just doing a dab, right? No, no. Dab is like high-quality concentrated THC. Resin is truly like just like the melted sauce from whatever's left over when you actually take a drag. Right, but isn't that like concentrated THC? But it's like used to concentrate.
Starting point is 00:48:06 I'm sure some weed to work is going to really break us down and really go after us about what's different. BF us in the comments. But I mean, I've done dabs and I've smoked resin and they both just get you high as shit and they both taste pretty fucking gross. It's not like smoking. This is the way.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Does one high last longer than the other? Oh no, dabs. Dabs, fuck you up, dude. I do not. And because smoking resin, doing hot knives, it's pretty quick. It's bottom of the barrel stuff. I did hot knives once.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I've told you guys the story. We went to, me and John went to a random house, did hot knives with some people and we thought it was insane. And we were high for like an hour. Yeah, well that's weed too for the most part. Yeah, that's weed. And it's not like the best way of inhaling
Starting point is 00:48:54 as much smoke as possible. Like hot knives is tough. I don't know. At Astro Burger, we thought it was. We went straight to Astro Burger and we were like, you know, this. Yeah, fuck yeah, you gotta fuck up. I mean, you know, I did it recently in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Fourth meal. I did it in Atlanta because I didn't have rolling papers. So I just. Dabs or hot knives? Hot knives. My man. What do you mean? How did you do it?
Starting point is 00:49:14 You didn't have rolling papers. You were going to roll a joint, but then what did you do, buddy? So I just. Wait, so you just, instead of going, instead of taking a three minute walk to a gas station where you could just buy rolling papers. No, no, no, no. This is a science question.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Oh, you took two knives from your hotel? It's science. It's science. So I didn't. And destroyed them? No, no, but he's, I want to know because you have the intention of rolling up flour. Sure.
Starting point is 00:49:39 And then you do hot knives. Scientifically impossible. The fuck. I'm pissed now. Okay. So what I did is I took the knives. Sorry. What?
Starting point is 00:49:50 Well, it's science. I took the knives and I didn't have, I didn't have any open flame. I didn't have any papers, no lighter. All I had was an electric stove. So what I did was I put the tips of the knives on the electric stove. And then I took the nug of weed,
Starting point is 00:50:09 put it between the two hot knives. That's how I did it as well. And inhaled the smoke of the flour. That's what I thought hot knives was. Wait, with the flour? No, no, not flay. Not, no, no, not flour. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah, no. Hot knives is the resin. You did something entirely new, Blake. I basically was like doing the hatchet of weed. Yeah. You did something. I'm, this is something. Blake, you know, you did, you did not knives.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I did not knives, baby. Not knives of Atlanta. I heated them up hot enough so that when you put the weed on, it actually cooked the weed and smoke came out and it got me hot. That's like, you did like a vape. You did like a vape. Kind of, yeah. That was like a homemade vape.
Starting point is 00:50:50 What's crazy to me about this story is instead of, of just taking a quick walk to get a couple papers. Dude, it was late. You decided I'm going to ruin these two knives. It was late and I was scared. It was too late. It was too late at night. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Wait, but we use like the top of a two liter bottle to like kind of catch the smoke. What did you just go? I have my lips very close to the hot metal. Very close. I was living on the edge, baby. Hey, happy 490s. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:18 No, I kind of like, I like what you did, Blake. I think it's cool. Thank you. Smoking. And did you guys ever do two liter gravity bongs? You all fucking with that? You remember that back in the day? Yeah, I fucked with a lot of gravity bongs.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Yeah. My homie used to build those. What was that? That was like the little wizard staff. Well, you would cut off the bottom of a two liter and put the bowl on top of it with the foil and then fill your fucking sink with water. What?
Starting point is 00:51:43 You'd light, you put it all the way down, you'd light it up and then the smoke would raise the two liter up. Right, it's science. And then you take the cap off and suck it down until the water hits your lips, baby. I love that. It's so crazy because it. Adam is really stoked on this 419.
Starting point is 00:51:59 When, well, when kids apply themselves, they're so smart, they're so clever. But if they would just, you know, put that into reading a book. They are too. This is a whole industry now. This is a whole industry. It's true.
Starting point is 00:52:10 What do you mean? Yeah, they are. Get your paper. You guys, you know my homie, Brian, who you've met, he like worked at that bar. I'm not going to say it. But he used to just build sweet smoking contraptions in high school, like dual chamber bongs inside of like water
Starting point is 00:52:28 jugs and stuff. You got to have extra chambers. And like, and hiding it from his parents was a whole fucking like operation. Yeah. The move was like going to a hardware store. You could steal everything so easily because they were just such small things
Starting point is 00:52:43 that you needed like a little, little pipe here. Right. And it was so hard to buy those things. Allegedly. Well, because if you bought them, they would know what you're doing and they wouldn't sell them to you. Like.
Starting point is 00:52:51 They don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. I had a giant pipe made out of a bike pump. And then that's like a steamroller. Yeah. Like not a specialized bike pump, but like a Schwinn, probably. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:06 And then we sawed it off. And then I kept it underneath my steering wheel. This plastic part would pop off of my 93 Cavalier convertible. It would pop off and it's like where wires and shipper and that I could either fit six pack of a beer, a 175 of vodka. Sawed off shotgun. Sawed off shotgun.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Throwing stars. Or this pipe. Or this one girl's lock of hair. That's so cool. So you had like the secret compartment where you like hit the steering wheel twice and it just drops down in this party time. Dude, you must have been such a good senior.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Dude, I had so much contraband in my, I was a very good senior. Yeah, you were such a good senior. I was a really good senior. I did that sophomore year, but by the time I got to senior, I was really good at hiding things in my car. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Dude. Damn. I miss the excitement of smoking weed. I still like smoking weed. I do it every day. I'm hot right now. I mean, do you think we have the power to make 419, the new 420, where it's just like, get a jump on it?
Starting point is 00:54:11 Yeah, I'm pretty prepped. Well, yeah, get a jump. I just miss the ingenuity of it all. Of like being a little sneaky about it and I feel it. Has legal weed ruined it for you? A little bit. I think maybe 419 is about. I mean, for sure it's better.
Starting point is 00:54:29 For sure it's better, but the little things are what I miss. Yeah, maybe 419 is about creativity in the weed field. Like you kind of. It's prepping. It's getting ready for 420, so it's all the science. It's almost like the Red Bull when they make the machines. The Fluke Tog.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Yeah, the 419 is the weed Fluke Tog. Yeah. Yeah, I dig it. I need more. What? You have to build some kind of like homemade contraption to smoke weed out of that. The more creative, the better.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I guess I just mean, like, can we make 419 more popular than 420 and that it's like, why are we waiting? Like the statement of doing it on 419 and making that a bigger deal than 420 is that we're not waiting for it. It's the cop code, man. That's what I thought. Thank you. Thank you, mom.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Okay. Okay, but I'd say it could be a multi-day event. It's like Christmas. Christmas is, you can do 210. It could be 8 Crazy Nights. And Christmas Day. It could be 8 Crazy Nights, man. What about 210?
Starting point is 00:55:32 Why don't you do February 10th? 8 Crazy Blunts. Can you guys do 8 Crazy Blunts? Half of 420. 210, 420, right? So we're talking about a marijuana Hanukkah? Yeah, marijuana Hanukkah. Marijuana Hanukkah.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Marijuana half of Hanukkah. That has to exist all right. Marijuana Hanukkah already is something for sure. Marijuana Hanukkah. That's a line from a... Producers, please Google that. Thank you. It's a line from a Sandler track.
Starting point is 00:55:56 That's true. Do we got any take-backs, giveaways, epic slams? Anything that we have? Nothing! No! No! I stand by everything in this cast. I have a take-back.
Starting point is 00:56:07 No, I got a huge take-back. I just want to say right before we jump into that, Adam, I do want to say that we popularized Half Christmas. Thank you. We did. Yeah. We made that. You can't say that.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Is it popular? Are you giving... Are you giving... People still fucking tweet and Instagram and celebrate it and shit? Are you giving us our flowers? But it's not like it's... Loose but whole.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Okay, yeah, go ahead. I'm giving us our flowers. Yes, thank you. Can we popularize Half 420? 210, baby. With 419? 210, man. Well, yeah, I mean, whatever.
Starting point is 00:56:38 210, but like... 210, you know what? I thought it was 210. Isn't 210 what we wanted to do? Well, that's... Wait, wait, wait. 210 is half of 420, but it's not halfway to 420.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Hey, guys, we'll figure the date out. I don't know. Another time. I mean, that's true. He is correct. It's not six months later. Halfway to 420 from win. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:56:59 You just come back, please. From win, when are we starting? Yeah. 1-1, because of 1-1. The whole world got crazy. I would love to take back all the luggage talk. I never want another murmur of luggage again on this pod, but... Too bad.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I didn't even get to talk about backpacks. Are we talking like zip up, or like the one that has like the cover with the clip that goes? We'll get into it next time. Oh! This is mine right here. This is mine.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Netflix pack. Zip it. Got my Netflix pack. Hey, guys, the next half 420 will be October 20th. So October 20th. October 20th is right before Halloween. It's a big smoking hall. And how did you just surmise that?
Starting point is 00:57:44 I just went six months into the future after 420. Okay, we got to check. Yeah, for sure. I mean, for sure, check my math. For sure, check it. Remember when we, during 420, in the episode... Check it. Check it.
Starting point is 00:57:56 In the episode, we like got the date wrong. Zip it. And the internet was like, you guys did it wrong. What? What did we do? No, let's end this. Let's end this shit. No, let's end it.
Starting point is 00:58:11 It's true. It's true. You want to end it? Go ahead. Kyle, end it. Oh, it's... This is another episode up. Good.
Starting point is 00:58:18 I'm still going to send it. Is? Is? It just... Was. I don't understand. It's important. Why did we...
Starting point is 00:58:25 What? Okay. It's out. It just ended, I think. Yeah, I did it. I'm still going to send it. Okay. I was just saying.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I don't want people to know that we fucked up. Too bad. Hey, Kyle. I don't want them to know we fucked up. You just admitted it. We fucked up. And that was another episode of... It's over.
Starting point is 00:58:42 This. It's over. This is important. It's over. It's important. Cut this. Sweet. Smoke we eat every day.
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