This Is Important - Ep 82: Guess Who’s Got A 10 (1/4) Inch Dong????

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Viral videos, Adam is missing, the pickle-ball dink, fitness, cum, toys, false advertising, Taco salad vs tostada, fast food news, Nic Cage, dick cages, holidays, Pam & Tommy, Paul Schrader films, Lars Van Trier, Ghostbusters, pop stars, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... What do you think Will Smith's dick looks like? My dink game is getting stronger. The belly button is the true cum gutter of the body. Here we go. Start your engines. Oh, baby. No, stop it. Whoa. What are you doing? Sorry, your finger slipped. Little rusty. Right out of the gate with the naughty? You forgot. You forgot where they are, huh? You

hit the wrong button, Blake? Is that your defense? Little rusty fellas. Holy smokes. And it's been a while. There we go. I love that. Oh, that was the first one you dropped that didn't really get things moving. Oh, you guys haven't seen that video? It's like this little kid and his dad and they're like British and they like run like an at-home like EDM radio station or something and the little kid is hilarious. Wow. I'm sleeping like where the socks go towards the mouth and then away they go. Yeah, the big inhale, big exhale. Describing a viral video through audio is never going to be as funny as just watching it. I can't believe you guys haven't seen it. Then why did you even

do it, mate? Because that dude's drop is fresh. Yeah. You said they were like British and that like stopped me because I'm like what were they like British or what? I guess if you're Welsh, you're British. Okay. If you're Welsh. Hey, if you're joining us now, it's this is important. The dumbest podcast. Brought to you by Welsh's grape juice. Yeah, Welsh's grape juice. All right. Should we tell them? Yeah. Should we tell everybody what two things? Should we tell them? I don't know. We banked all those podcasts you've been listening to like three months ago and now we're back and it's a little weird. It is. Cats out of the bag. Rusty weird. Adam's out of the podcast. Adam is in Germany. He's still chunking. Yeah, he's still chunking.

He said something about starting up Neo. I don't know what it was, but it sounded wrong and I don't know what he's doing over there. That's a huge bitch. So he's out. No questions asked. He's out. No questions asked. It was Neo something and he's in Germany. I can't remember the rest of it, but yeah, that's his whole life now. Peace, buddy. Peace. He's out of here. And if he was here, he'd explain more of it, I guess, or recruit, I guess, is what he's trying to do. Is he ever coming back? What the fuck, dude? I don't know. I miss him. Just real talk. I miss him. What do they say? No love loss? Freakin' see ya. Love lost over here. I miss him. I miss him already.

That's nice of you, dude. Kyle, that's actually way to be the bigger man in the situation because you know when you dipped, he fucking skewered you, brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, he did. He threw me under 50 buses. He sure did. Yeah. Yeah, but that's all right. Yeah, he called you a bus. You know, I think this is a good, you know, active character right here and I am stepping up and I miss the guy. I miss him. I miss the little type. That's a huge bitch. What do you miss? What do you miss? I miss his smile. I miss his sunglasses. Oh, you gotta get from Anchorman. I miss his smell on here. I'm the soundboard. What's that from? From what? Anchorman, where like Sporty Sin is like, I miss his smell. Oh, champ. Yeah, champ rocks. That fed frat dudes for a few years to just

be like, I miss his smell and me for two decades. It's science. There it is. I'm beautiful. I found that drop. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hey, man, we're walking through this. So we don't know what we've all been up to. Yeah, holy shit. Kyle, how's the pickle ball? Oh, dude, the pickle ball is constant. Okay. The pickle ball, my dink game is getting stronger. What's a dink? Is that like a volley? Yeah. Yeah, the dink is when you're playing in the kitchen, when you're up toes on the line, you can't step in the kitchen. So it becomes like a very soft game of diagonals and back and forth. The kitchen. So is that like you're playing the net? The kitchen in the dink? Well, yeah, there's a box that's in front of the net on either side of it, and you can't step in the kitchen.

It's called the kitchen. The kitchen dink. Also known as the non-volley zone. Okay. I think that's what they're saying. It's a bagel. Right. So you know, the pickle ball has been consistent, still love the game. Cool. Yeah. You're hanging on to it. Fatter than ever out there. Yeah, I'm stomping around. You said fatter than ever. I'm not losing weight just playing pickle ball. That's the thing. That's surprising. Dude, what are you, what are you doing to, your boobs are huge. What are you doing to get some muscle? Because that's a good cardio to be running around doing pickle ball. Nothing. But like before every game or between, I don't know how it is, but like before you do games, just do 10 push-ups. Just drop and do 10. Dang. That's a

lot to ask me to do. But yeah, yeah. Drop and do five. Way to have no in your heart, brother. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. No, I know. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And you know what, I should come to you more for physical fitness advice because we haven't had a chance to talk about how fucking sexy you are with your shirt off. Gained it all back, baby. Okay, I'm gonna flip it right back on you and magnify your beauty because you sent us a pic. I think you posted on IG a while back. Sent? Did not send it. That would be next level flagrant. If I was like, guys, by the way, check on me out. That would be a little weird if he's like, check out my bod. Yeah, maybe I should. That would have been cool though. I would have taken that. I'd take pics of my buds. Your

boobs are huge. Yeah, but you're looking good. Yeah, I asked for notes. I just go notes. What are you guys thinking? I'm just trying to be like John Baystow. Hey, Anders, no notes. John Baystow fitness legend. Dude, what was his workout routine? What was his video? I just remember his head didn't look like it was part of his body. It looked like it was clip arted on. Well, that's what your girl said to me. Your girl said to me, she goes, it looked like... Wait, well, who's girl? You. In the DM? What? She said to you that in public? Was I present? At your birthday dinner, dog. That must have been an aside. That was when we had a private conversation about it. Yeah, that's a side, all right. No, she was like, I thought that was Photoshopped. I'm like, no.

I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. Yeah, we did have a pretty glorifying private conversation at Blake's birthday. Now we're bringing it into the public eye, all right? Okay, I like that. But John Baystow, he wasn't... Who was the dude Billy Blanks? He did the like karate? Ty Bo. Sure, yeah. Ty Bo, which was a game changer. Ty Bo Ho. What was John Baystow? He was just like, get like me? Or did he have the rack? Dude, I don't know. I only know Tony Horton. This is such an Adam conversation. I know. Oh, we're missing our guy. We're missing our fit fluencer. Yeah, that's the hole. We need our whole field, man. Our fourth corner is the fitness. Here's what we're all avoiding. Blake's body is always in shape. And he wears his big t-shirts

like a kid at a pool, just to hide it all. So let's see it. See? Look at that. There's nothing. There's no jiggle. Wow. Hit it. Hit it with a flex. Let me see the hip flex. You see those little those cum gutters? Look at those things, guys. Okay, we got to find a new name for those. Why? I liked it better when it was just the usher cut. Fair. Let's workshop it. I don't think it has to be called the cum gutters. Is that what you're referring to when you say cum gutters? It's the usher cut? Yeah, what even part? Because I assumed that the belly button is the true cum gutter of the body. No, no, that's the cum receptacle. Exactly. It is. That's the cum garbage disposal. And if you're listening to us now, it took us eight minutes and seven seconds to talk about cum.

Slide into our DMs and tell us your favorite words for cum and we might read it on the next episode. I will say, as we had to sit back and listen to like 30 episodes banked and as the world continued on and we I would plug back into our podcast and we're just sitting there riffing on cum jokes. I'm like, God damn, this pot is cool, dude. Yeah. You know how we do. So you've got some perspective. You achieved some global perspective on our pot and it turns out it is important. Yeah, dude, it sure is. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that shit's important. Yeah, this is all important. Cum's probably the most important thing in fucking life, bro. That's what gives you life. Cum. That's why we're all here. Thank you. You know what I mean? We all

started out as sea monkeys. Thank you. You did, right? Thank you. Did you guys have sea monkeys as a kid? Sea monkeys. Oh, like, like pets. No, I skipped the pets. I skipped the sea monkeys. Did you? Well, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't call them pets, but yeah, you just like, you know, somebody gave it to me for my birthday. The fuck were they then? Yeah, where they were live? Where they were? Fuck were they asshole? Sorry. Sorry. They were. Were they real? Were they alive? They were there? They were there until you forgot they were there, but you're not like truly like nurturing these things. But they came into your house. They're animals that are in your house. Those are pets. You let your pets die. I don't know what they are. They're like little shrimps.

Like they were like krill? I think so. And so the thing has little magnifying glass, like the aquarium that they're in has built in magnifying glasses. So when they swim up to it, you look at them because on the box, they have like faces and like have like heads on their ground. Yeah, they like rock. And then when you get all close and you look through the fucking magnifying glass, they just look like a little shrimp. And you're like, wait, I thought when you see up close, they're cool. That one has a guy has ski hat hats on. Once you got sunglasses. I thought it was like Pee Wee Herman. When you go look at the like worms and they like had their own little life. Yeah. I'm sure on the box now it says like somebody probably stewed and was like

they don't look like this. Oh, I hated when they started to do that because kids commercials for toys used to be so sick where they would show like the action figures doing things they for sure didn't do and they definitely got your boy a few times. But they had to start saying like, this is not what the toy does at all. Yeah, that is annoying. I think I side with you. That's annoying because that was like you were in the perspective of the imagination and then all of a sudden they had to put you in reality and it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Give me something to imagine when I'm playing with my toys. They were like, hey, grow up real quick and now you don't want to play with it. Exactly. Yeah. It's like, okay, well now I'm too grown for the toys you're selling. Remember

they would set up like huge things for G.I. Joe's going down like zip lines and shit and now they have to say like doesn't come with the zip line. Yeah, you won't have this much fun. It's impossible to have this. Don't even fucking try this. This commercial's professional grown ups. You know. Yeah. Yeah. This is a camera. These are music stings. This is the best you're going to be able to do is line up all your guys facing each other and just say it's a war and nothing happens. And by the time everything is set up, your friend has to go home. This is dinner time. Fuck. Spent the whole goddamn time, goddamn time setting up the war. We haven't even done the war yet mom. We got to go. Right now. Fucking thing sucks. But that's by design. You don't want to fight

your friend. That's by design, you know. Wait, do they have to do that for food too? Because like whoppers don't look like what they look like in the commercial. Does it have to say? Oh, for real? You ever line up like Burger King versus McDonald's? Is that what we're talking here? No, I'm saying like the whopper looks delicious. It's obviously like those, those like food artists who have the coolest the coolest job. It's not real. That's the key right there. Food artist is the name of the person that comes in into commercials and is like, that looks art. Let's give them their flowers. Let's pull the curtain back because we did some Carl's Jr. stuff during, uh, workaholics, right? Yep. Yes, absolutely. And they like coached us on how to eat it. Yes,

we had to hold. Which was super fucking annoying. Yes. I think if you go back to what episode was like bite the side of it and I go, you guys are at a bus stop, right? Aren't you at a bus stop and we do a straight up Carl's Jr. commercial where it's like, there's a girl at the bus stop and she's like, nice buns. And we're like, oh, you're talking about her butts. And it's like, no, you're Carl's Jr. And I remember I had to like hold the burger with like my knuckles to show the whole birds. You couldn't use the end of your digits. You had to like grip it second knuckle style. You had to, you had to hold it like a kung fu grip. Like, what is that about? And then you couldn't do a big bite. You had to kind of like, it's kind of,

right. Take a little nibble. Right. Piss me the fuck off. I'll tell you what. And they were like, they were like cold. Well, yeah. Remember, like I assumed I'm like, yo, we're about to get served. By the way, fuck Carl's Jr. right now. But like, we're about to get served the greatest Carl's Jr. possible, right? Because you're like, this is them putting their best foot forward. It's not just like Mike flipping burgers and being like, this is your shit. And they were like, cold. Yeah. Spray painted. Remember the, the cheese? Well, they put, they, I know they spray a glisten on it. They put a glisten on it so it catches the light, you know, they put like that fucking like shine on it. Kind of makes it a little,

makes it a little sweet, like a little sweet burger. It's not real. So you say, fuck Carl's Jr. right now. I'm just going to come back. That's cool. I'm going to come back and yank your union. I'm going to say, saved for later. That was my first job. Your first job was Carl's Jr. Yeah, that's green, green burrito or Carl. What are we talking here? Besides the paper route. Yeah. It was, it was Carl's Jr. No, this was before the merger. This would be before the green merger. No, no. Was this BM Ray? Yeah. No green burrito where I was from. Is that a California thing only? Cause I can legit say I have never a green burrito. I don't think I have either. The Mexican option at Carl's Jr. And you know me. And I know you

very well. You know that I would. No, there's one thing. No, there's one thing that's super sick from green burrito. I'm done. I've done it. I've crossed the lines. Wait, are you honest to guess or what? Do you love them? No, I mean, I'll fucking tell you, it doesn't matter. It's their tostada bowl to go, bro. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's like a tostada bowl to go. It's fucking dope. I used to get it all the time at the Hamlin house when we were like pre-workaholics. Yeah, tostadas are sick because you think you're healthy, but then you just are like, I think I ate a giant fried burrito. Oh yeah, because they were frying their tostada over there at Carl's Jr. Green Burrito. The tostada is just the flat and taco. It's just a shell that's flat.

Wait, no, I'm talking about the bowl. The bowl. And then you put a salad on the inside and then you can eat the bowl. Exactly. That's a taco salad. That's not a tostada. That's a tostada bowl. People call it tostada. What's wrong with saying tostada bowl? No, tostada is a flat tortilla, like crispy tortilla with everything packed on top. It's not a bowl. We three gringos don't need to go into this, but all I know is that I've ordered a tostada from places and it comes creaked up like that. No, that is not a tostada. That is a taco salad. But you can have a taco salad with strips of chips in it. It's not a bowl. You can have that, right? You can, but some taco salads come in a shell bowl, much like a chowder, like a clam. You would call that a

tostada. What do you call it? What are you calling it? He calls it a taco salad. Oh, you're calling it a taco salad, not a tostada bowl. Why not call it a tostada bowl? What's wrong with that? That's what I said, by the way. Okay. Wow. I'm gonna bow out of this. You guys are getting heat. This is conquered on concrete. I'm just curious because it's like, what the fuck? Conquered on conquered crime. Like I said, I said tostada bowl. I did say that. Okay. As long as you recognize that it isn't a tostada straight up. I love how this dude just put stipulations, but you have to recognize everything, everything which I already did. Okay. All right. Fair enough. All right. Just it's weird to call it a tostada bowl because

it's a taco salad. It's something that already is. Which, by the way, did you guys hear the huge news in Mexican fast food? What's up? Yes. Should we tell them? Should we tell them? What do you got? What? What? What? What? What? What? The Mexican pizza is back. Where? And who is this courtesy of? Because she like announced it at Coachella. Coachella. Coachella. Doja Cat is like on stage or right before? She does rock by the way. Doja Cat. She had stairs. I saw some pictures. She had some stairs that she came down, I think. Yeah, she's fucking cool. It's like for real stairs? On stage, bro. That's pretty cool, dude. Yeah, I gotta check the set. I don't know how much, maybe Taco Bell wasn't even paying her. Maybe she was just so fucking hyped on hearing like through

the wire that the pizza is coming back, but she announced Mexican pizzas are back at Taco Bell. Everybody, get out there, baby. What a weekend one announcement. This was weekend one. I love it. It's a weekend two? Oh my gosh, if the fucking cheesy steak gordita doesn't come back, weekend two is a failure. But that's the weekend one drop is a fucking, what is it? The Mexican pizzas back? Mexican pizza, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. That's a Baja blast to the dough. Hell yeah. That's it, dude. Baja blast. Yeah. Wait, you just dropped gorditas, steak gorditas. Was that your go-to? Because that was my go-to in high school. When the gordita dropped, I was like, this is it. Yeah, gorditas are great, dude. This Baja steak gordita. Nice. Did it have the lime sauce?

It had a, no, the Baja steak gordita had like a cream sort of sauce, but it was- The cause of diarrhea. What is the, what is the, what is the gordita wrap? What is the gordita wrapped in? It's a disgusting. It's like a thick tortilla. It's thicker. It's like a quarter of an inch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fluffier. Let me see. Yeah, that's about right. Let me see. One, two, three, four. Yeah, that's about right. Wait, is that a quarter of an inch? That's a quarter of an inch. That's a quarter of an inch? Oh wow. One, two, three, four. Yeah, I guess that's probably a quarter. Wait, that's a quarter inch? Oh my gosh. My dick is way smaller than I thought. Well, I don't know who you've been talking to, but my dick is 10 quarter inches long.

Gordita. I got a 10 quarter. I got a 10 quarter inch dick. I'm not lying. No, this thing, woo, we're swinging 10 quarter inch dicks. It seems like every eight to nine minutes, we're talking about dicks. Every eight to nine minutes, it's like. I swear on a stack of Bibles, I got a 14 quarter inch dick, dude. Sort of gone. By the way, I'm over here trying to do the math like, is that actually still big? No, 14 quarters. Don't need to tone it down. I got a nine quarter inch dick. Remember what? Two and a quarter. Two and a quarter, dude. I've never been a measurement guy. I've never been a measurement math guy. Suck my nine quarter.

Bro, two and a quarter. What's up? By the way, then you got to like coach your girl to also be like and tell your friends like you can you can whisper corporate and they don't pull it out and it was a 10 quarter inch dick. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or,

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What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this. He's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story, you're in the right place. It's me, Gabby Collins. Come with me, because on Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the

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Remember the three tenors? The TV show idea we had about, it's just three guys with 10 inch dicks who moved to LA. Don't give it away yet, because Kevin Etton will still write it, which let's give Kevin Etton his flowers right now. Kevin Etton. Oh yeah, I could call, I could call. Oh yeah. Showrunner for work all. It's one of the funniest guys in the freaking world. He had a movie drop, that Nick Cage movie. What's it called? I should have known. Called like the unimaginable weight of massive talent, the unbearable weight of a massive. The unbearable weight of massive talent. But I think they're just calling it massive talent for sure. That's a cool name. But it's Nick Cage playing Nick Cage, who is down on his luck,

needs some money, gets offered millions to go to a rich dude's birthday party in Spain, only to find out that that guy's like a drug czar gangster dude. And then the FBI or whoever Interpol, I don't know, is like, we need your help to take him down. So like, he becomes an actual action star. And it's fucking hilarious. I've seen it. It's great. You have. Well, that's dope. Yeah, I did a little writing thing on it that they probably didn't use. So I haven't seen, I saw a version, I haven't seen, they've reshot some stuff, haven't seen Final Cut. Oh, okay. It dropped. Is it out? It's out. Is it in theaters? No, not yet. Not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But I think it's out. But hey, so flowers, by the way,

Nick Cage is unbelievable. Ike Baron holds very funny. Tiffany Hattish is in it. The Mandalorian himself. Oh, yeah. Whose name escapes me. It escapes me. It escapes brother and escapes me. He kills it. He's very funny. That's a dope. It's great. Neil Patrick Harris. Pascal. Casin Barris. When I battle them. Is his name Pedro Pascal? Is that his name? This is the way. Pedro Pascal. Okay, great. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah, whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah, he's in it. That's so dope, man. I hope Kevbo gets to write more movies after this as well. Because the reviews have been good. Awesome. It's 100% on Tomato Meter or whatever. Boy, he's got the tomatoes. If you got the tomatoes, he keeps it 100. Hell yeah, good for him.

I can't wait to see if that's going to get me. Whoa. I know that bite. Oh my gosh, drop it again. Wow, dude. Because we haven't talked about the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl. Dude, we haven't talked about a lot of stuff. It was crazy, like being in sort of that pod stasis, because so much shit happens so fast in this goddamn world. It's insane that you don't realize the pace of the breakneck speed at which news comes at you now and the shit that happens. Breakneck, slap face, all sorts of stuff. Got him. Wow, dude. Did we do it, man? Did we do it? I mean, did we talk about the slap? We don't talk about the slap. Oh, that cord in there. The slap. Wow. Was he asked to leave? Was he not? I want the details behind the slap.

And you come here first for your... Oh my gosh. Here's all I'll talk about. That dude was crying. That shit's important. He hit the other... He hit Chris Rock so hard, he started crying. Dude, don't talk about the voice in the mouth, fucking mouth. Okay, dude. Okay, man. When you hit somebody so hard, you cry. Will Smith probably dookied his pants. He was so shook by himself. Oh my god. And nobody was like, uh, maybe get out of here. I don't... Yeah, maybe just bounce for a sec. You know, like get off the cameras and stuff. Kicking him out is one thing, but another thing is like, uh, you look like a fucking

bitch right now, dude. You hit him and you're crying. Go take a moment, dude. You seem crazy. The commercials are back. The commercials are off. Come back, sit down. Do you think he was wearing one of those cock cages? What's that? Like those things you put your dick into. They had it on my favorite show, Jigalos. A cage? It's a cage? Showtime fame? Yeah. So you like put your dick in this cage. So if you get a bone or it's like... Oh, shit. You give like the key to the dominatrix or whatever. That's sick, dude. What does that train your penis to do, though?

Stay limps. It probably trains it to just fucking stay partial chub, right? No, I think it just sucks. And that's the whole thing is that it's like... Okay, that's another discussion, but yeah. The cage. We're talking about the slat. We need to talk about the cage. I think he might have had one on and she was like, you want that cage off? You want me to put the nick cage on? Just don't talk about it. My dick is in the cage right now. Hit this cage off my 14-quarters jack.

So by that logic, the joke made him fucking hard, bro. Oh, man. What do you think Will Smith's dick looks like? Oh, that's nice. I don't know. What do you think? I guarantee you back in like 95, that shit was dope. What changes? Does your dick change over time? I'm sorry. But I'm hoping to have the same dick my entire life. The longer you live with your dick, the more it looks like you. Oh, you're getting on the same cycle.

Oh, it's like Benjamin Button, but your dick starts to turn into you. That's not the movie. I'm saying like you begin to shrink and your dick begins to grow, and then soon you change. That's not how it's going for me. Yeah. I'm getting taller and it's getting smaller for summers. I don't know what's happening. It's retreating. Mine is definitely retreating. Once or twice a month, I go, whoa, he's back. And then he's like, nah, I was just fucking with you.

It's like every Tuesday is February 2nd. It's Groundhog's Day. Will it see a shadow or not? Wow, dude. On a full moon. I got at least eight inches. Perfect. I love it, Davey. Oh my God.

Four quarters. Four quarters make a dollar. Speaking of trippy movies, though, last night I went and saw The Northmen. Oh, dude, that movie was made for you. Yeah. And I'm not in it for some reason. I think they wanted it to be good, though. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

I'll piss it out. Correct. No, that's correct. It's a crazy viking saga. It's fucking nuts. Is it ultra violent? Is it intense? You know what? It's violent. But this is weird for me to say. I'm like, no, it's not that violent because there are some cut aways.

But there's like beheadings. But it definitely, it's more shocking in heavy tone than it is like when we saw Braveheart and like you just saw dudes wigs getting split by broadswords, right? Yeah. Yeah, Braveheart was kind of intense. I can't remember. In the final spoiler alert at the end when they like pull his guts through his stomach, you don't see that, right?

We're in Braveheart? Yeah. I've never seen it. Yeah, you see his entrails or whatever. Yeah, you do. You see all that shit in that movie. I remember when his head got split too. It was like a very, very frightening shot for me as a child.

And his bloods hits the camera at one point and I was like, that's the shit. No, not in that movie. No, no, not in that movie. No, no. How much do you want to bet? Hey, everybody who's seen Braveheart and you know the part where the blood hits the camera lens slide in Kyle's DMs. Let me know.

And also I want to know if it probably was real. It wasn't like a VFX. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, okay, okay. It's not real. No, no, no. I think it was real and they were like, let's keep it. It like brings the audience into it.

Who directed that one? It's Mel Gibson. Yeah, Mel. Oh, him. Dude, which coming off a hot, some hot, hot Easter takes because I know everybody's coming down from there. I'm still wearing my Easter pastels. Easter rocks, by the way, probably my favorite holiday.

Really? Yeah. But please explain. Oh dude, it's so cool. Between Easter and like Flag Day? Same. Flag Day? Yeah, what?

Flag Day? No, I'm not even, Flag Day's not even in the running, you know. I'm just saying out of all the holidays or out of the two holidays, Easter and Flag Day, you like Easter the most? Yeah. No, no, I think like out of all the- What is Easter going up against? I love it.

I love, no. Boxing Day mates. I love it. It's not going up against, it's going up against every other holiday, like I'm saying. I think it might be my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Why? Let's get into this.

Yeah, this is weird, dude. What's going on? Oh dude, I wish Adam was here. I wish Adam was here so bad. Oh man. Yo, because he would light you up about like Easter somehow and like a funny, oh man. Easter's fucking tight, dude, because you gotta hunt. You get to A, you get to hunt your fucking eggs, dude, and it's like just fun.

Like you're surviving the game? No, it's like just a, I don't know. What do you mean you hunt the eggs? You're dying to look for eggs? The weather's nice, the weather's nice, okay? The weather's nice, you get to hide the eggs, you get to see the kids when they find the eggs, you get to hide them in hard spots and then like be like, oh, oh, oh, this right there. This is a heartless one.

You get to make golden eggs. Do you do hotter colder? Yeah, you can do hotter, hotter, warmer, warmer. Oh, you're good. Hotter colder fucking hits at our house. Dude, this is weird. This is bizarre. You're that into egg hunt.

It is weird. Well, I mean, I just had, we just did Easter and it's fresh in my mind. Yeah. Whatever holiday just happened, Kyle's pretty. Wait, did I say favorite holiday? I meant like the one that I can remember the clearest. Hold up, take that. Yeah, that's it.

What was your hot Easter take, buddy? Well, I just like, I don't know when the last time you guys tapped in with the passion of the Christ movie. Oh yeah, that movie was fucking cool. It was just, it's become a tradition that I tap in with now. No, I've only seen it once. It's fucking, it's just super brutal. They play it every year on like TNT now. It's the most brutal shit.

That is a question like, yeah, was that like, do you think that's historically, like how brutalized Jesus got? Is that historically correct? Bro, none of that shit happened first of all. But yeah, that's how it went down. Ders stop. The Bible is fiction. He's risen.

What the fuck are we talking about? He moved the rock. Yeah, like we put him in this thing. We put like a big rock there. Yo, the next morning the rock got moved and he was alive again, dude. Here's the thing, you get the rock to be Jesus in a movie. Is that what it is? What is it?

Blake, do you know the story? What is it? It's like, You never saw Christian Bale in that magic movie. There are twins, dude, two of them. Oh, you're talking the prestige. The long come. Yeah.

Christianity was just prestige. Jesus was pristine Bale as the prestige. Procedure. Hey, do we have a Christian Bale hit or what? I thought we did. Oh, that would be a good one. Oh, good for you. Good for you.

We're done professionally, mate. Dude, that'd be wild. It should be all Bale. All Bale all the time. I need to get Colin Farrell on here, too, from his sex tape. Oh, yeah. What does he say? He's breakfast, lunch, and dinner mate.

He says he loves like munch and box so much. Yeah. Yeah, that's tight. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He's great. Oh, that's another thing that happened while we were off pod. What?

The Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape show. Oh, wow. That was an event. That didn't happen as a show. Huge event. Huge, huge, huge event. Yeah. No, it just got me thinking.

Speaking of fucking 10 quarter inches. No, bro. That guy's 10 straight, bro. I know. He's straight up 10. He's a tenor. Do you guys remember the first time you saw that video? Oh, yeah.

Very well. Oh, sorry. I don't remember. I definitely can like, I can picture it now on the boat with like that windy ass dry blow job. I don't remember the first time. He's the best. I just remember being like, yo.

It's a lot of bad audio. There's no way. Dirt remembers the audio. It's like, yeah. There's no way any of that all felt good. It was too windy. You know, she got chapped up. That's the best take, you know.

Yeah, windy blow dry ass, windy blow job. Yeah. Like, yeah, like hot tub sex. You're like, the phenomenon that took over the world was a dry, windy blow job. Wow, dude. But then they go back to the crib. They go back to the crib, right?

I, I remember the boat one as well. That was the real standout. That's all I remember. I don't remember anything else besides the boat. I am starting to like conflate the Ray J tape now. Yeah, dude. There's a few out there. There's a few legendary sex tapes on the market.

It's fucking dope. It's a career. It's a pathway. When you invent the camcorder, are you like, I'm changing everything. Yeah. Allegedly. You know.

Oh, I mean, like that movie, the movie I constantly talk about on this podcast, autofocus. Oh, yeah. We're like Willem Dafoe's characters to Greg Kinnear, like it's called a camcorder. You can film at home and he's like, well, what are you filming?

He's like, fucking, I filmed sex. That's, of course. He's like, oh, neat. And then fucking Rita Wilson's in the garage and finds like 700 fuck videos. Perfect. That movie is hilarious. I need to revisit that, that movie.

I feel like it's one that. So good. Shout out Paul Schrader, just a fucking genius who makes the best funniest movies. Can you give me another Paul Schrader? What else we got? Give me another one. Yeah, here we go.

All right. Paul Schrader did American Jigolo. He wrote Taxi Driver. I was going to, I thought he was associated with Taxi Driver. He wrote Mosquito Coast. He wrote, he writes movies about men that are their own worst enemy.

Right, right. They can't get out of their own way. And it's always good. Affliction with Nick Nolte. Which one's Affliction? Affliction's about like a fucking cop. Dude who wears sick clothes. Yeah, it's about an MMA fighter.

Wow. Who is a fashion mogul. Pivots to designing. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to derail that. Who's got the sickest cum gutters? No, it's like Nick Nolte is like a crosswalk cop who's, who's dad like embarrasses him

in public and stuff. What? I'm in. I'm in. And then it's, no, it's so. And his dad is James Coburn, who I think won the Oscar for that role. Because he just like shits on his son.

And he's a crosswalk cop. Like he walks kids back and forth on the street. I haven't seen it in 20 years, but yeah. And his dad is like, you ain't shit. He's like, you're a loser and the dad's like dying. And he hates him, but he's got to get that closure. He's like, it's heavy. And then he just did that movie with Ethan Hawke

where he was a priest. And Hawke's my favorite. A couple years ago, this movie's fucking dope. It's called like a revelation or some shit. It's dawning on me. I don't know any of this guy's work, except for a fucking taxi driver. Like I need to go on a straight-a-thon.

You've seen autofocus though, right? I have. I have. Okay. Yeah, that's him too. Right, right. It's dope. And Mosquito Coast, the movie is awesome. It's just Harrison Ford. I've definitely heard that title.

He's dragging his family to like the jungle because he's like, I'm sick of society. Let's just go out here. Kyle's going to like that one. And then he like starts society. And then he's like, now we got to go deeper in the jungle. And they're like, dad, it's River Phoenix as the kid. It's sick.

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Thursdays on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. I love your movies, Onders. You always put me on to fucking sick ass flicks, like when you put me on a Daryl, bro. Like I never would have seen Daryl if it wasn't for you and I fucking loved that movie. Michael McKean's in it.

Daryl is where you come back to? Daryl is your one? Daryl is fucking, I never ever would have seen that movie if it wasn't for Onders. And so I'm just like, and I fucking, that movie's so sick. Yeah, Daryl's sick.

Yeah. I mean, it gets a pretty legendary shout out in your wedding episode of Workaholics. So there was some truth to that, huh? It's a gorgeous film, gorgeous film. It's just beautiful. I wonder who made that. I don't know.

Lars von Trier. I believe it was Lars von Trier. That was his jump off point? I don't know. That's weird. That's another director who I could just watch all his movies and just be like, God damn it.

I watched Antichrist the other day for the first time. Oh, that's the one. Did Shia LaBeouf in that? No, that's Nymphomaniac. He whips it out. That guy's got at least nine quarter inches. They do show like full, I think it's like CGI penetration in that movie.

What? Really? They didn't actually do it. They did the visual effects penetration. I think they have like real people fucking, and then they CGI his face kind of in the background. It's like a sac cam and like through the body as you see. I love it.

Oh, yeah. No, that fucking shot is unreal. I know we've watched that shot. We watched that shot. It's behind his nuts. It's the Tommy and Pam shot. So I was watching one of our podcasts of the day to be like, what were we talking about?

And we were talking about opening the laptop and having porno on at the school. Next time just be like, sorry, it's the Lars von Trier movie. You see that shot though? Yeah. My bad. Criterion, baby.

Lars von Trier is wild though. I don't know if the listeners are familiar with his movies, but they are a fucking mind fuck. Get familiar. I think I know like what the dude stands for more than like his movies. Like he himself is more of like in essence of fucking like purity, like film purity, right?

But he's a troublemaker because he's the guy who came up with dogma 95, right? Where he's like, we don't use lights, makeup. It's all real. We're going to film on camcorders now. And everyone's like, yes, exactly. Cool. And then in his next movie,

he did like hella CGI and people were like, what? And he goes, he's like, I'm going the other way. Who cares? Well, he was just trying to be. I heard what's his name. Vinterberg talk about that. Thomas Vinterberg, a lesser known dogma. Who did?

Who's Vinterberg? He did The Hunt, which is the movie that I know that he did. And I think he did Celebration, right? That was the dogma movie that he did. Okay. I don't know these. But that was just them trying to, they formed this alliance for the purity of cinema.

And then they tried to get directors like American directors to join them, right? And what happened, the directors were like, no, it's all good. We're not going to limit our size. All the other directors, but like film school kids. No, no. Harmony Kareem did one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, but nobody else like they tried to get Scorsese. They tried to get Spielberg to do these things to cause, to get the attention drawn to them. And so I think that that part of their mission, which is kind of. Yeah, that fail. Backhanded. Well, if he had another movie that has hella CGI, like he's getting a budget.

So maybe it was a backwards way to get some money. You know, it's like, these are just kids. We need the Lars Marvel movie, dude. We need Lars to do his take on. I was thinking about that with the Northman. But like he always, he's, he is so good at getting, at capturing things that are will emotionally connect and fuck you up and put you through the ringer and make you think and all that.

But at the same time, he also crosses the line and makes you go, dude, why don't make me watch that. Like in Antichrist fucking Willem Dafoe gets like his, he cuts his own dick off or she cuts it off. I can't remember. What yo ass say? But the beginning of the movie is unbelievable and gripping. And you watch like there.

It's like a couple going at like that fucking. And then their kid in another room gets out of its crib, goes to the window, falls out the window and dies while they're fucking. And then the rest of the movie is the family like coping. I'm still going to send it. And then there's a sick reveal at the end. But it's, it's fucking heavy. Yeah.

Yeah. That's wild. So he just hooks you with like this funny little romantic comedy. And then three quarters through the movie, it's a fucking scene where a kid falls out a window. No, no, no, no. It's like a passionate. This is the opening like three minutes where you're like,

oh, wow, this couple is like in love and that's the starting point. Yes. It starts there. Yeah. It's intercutting between like a couple jamming passionately and intercutting with a kid. Passion Jam. It's a passion jam.

Bro, when's the last time you passion jammed? They're like kissing. Oh, I love the passion jam. A lot of like soft bites on the neck. And it intercuts with just like the kid like piece by piece like, oh, I opened like the crib like, oh, I climbed over like, hey, I moved the chair over to the window. Now I've gone to the window.

Now I'm like putting my hand up trying to catch snow. And then it's just like, whoa. Isn't it doesn't that happen in Ghostbusters 2? Doesn't the baby Ghostbusters 2? Or also Ghostbusters 2 also. Ghostbusters 2 also? Yeah. The baby walk across like outside on like the building on him.

You talking about Oscar? Oscar. That's it. Oscar. Yannosh comes up as a ghost. That was the part where I was so confused. I'm like, why is that guy? Can we talk about Yannosh?

We don't talk about Yannosh. Why was he dressed up as a woman with a carrot? Dude, I didn't need, this is like a really specific thing. You gotta know. They must have cut a scene or something. He just took me from, what is this? The Ghostbusters 2 also? Yeah.

All right. Ghostbusters 2. Ghostbusters 2. You remember the dude who like worships the painting? Yeah. Peter McNichol. Peter McNichol. Yes.

Yannosh. You talking about Peter McNichol. Okay. Good. The gatekeeper. Yannosh. The keykeeper, whatever he is. The guard, what is he?

The key man? No, no, no. The key master is from the first one. Oh, the key master is Moranus. The scourge of Carpathia. Yeah, the second one is like, nothing to see here. Oh yeah, he's in the museum. You don't go to the painting.

You must leave. Kyle, let him keep going. What is it? For sure. Yeah. I don't remember that more. You cannot do not disturb people. No photographs, please.

No photographs. He kills them. He has the best accent in movie history. It's flawless. When he's like, where are you from, pal? And he's like, the Upper West Side? And as a kid, I'm like, I don't know, because I don't know what the Upper West Side is as a kid.

And I'm like, what's the Upper West Side? I'm like, huh? He's so creepy in that movie, because he's kind of trying to run game with the girl too. And he's like, hello. Baby? Yeah, he must have been like, dude, you're going to be a star after this movie,

because he was to me. Oh, yeah. And I know he's had like a fucking awesome career. I know his name, bro, Peter McNichol. Like, yeah. That's a great pull. That's a great pull. But anyway, there's a moment in the movie

where there's like this ghost outside the window, where the baby sees the ghost. It's like a woman with a carriage. And I didn't even know until I looked up on the fun facts on IMDb or whatever, that he plays the woman. You can't really even tell it's him. She says it's him.

She goes, no, it was Yadosh. Oh, shit. And you're like, why? There must have been a scene where he transitions. He turns into this woman. The new cut. Right. And then they cut that for time.

And then when he showed up, they're like, yeah, she says it's Yadosh. But I'm still like, but why did he have to dress up as a woman with a baby carriage? It must. I don't know. By the way, the opening of Ghostbusters 2, where like the carriage goes to the slime,

and then remote controls through the traffic of New York City and Sigourney Weaver's just like, oh. Like all to Bobby Brown soundtrack. Come on, people. You got, you got, you got. That is a all-time jammer. I can't believe that's a movie song. Can I get one of those pop-time backs from my kid's brother?

And he makes the cameo during his own song? Fuck. Yes. What a good dude. Did you guys ever watch the Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown. What? What?

Good dude? I think he's kind of notoriously a little wild. No, didn't you ever watch the Bobby Brown Whitney Houston show? Yeah, it was incredible. Yeah, but he was always the good dude. It was like, yeah, I'll take a picture with you guys. Sure.

Like, or what? And Whitney, get the fuck over here. Like, what? Don't talk to them. And you're like, whoa. Yeah, I thought he was a fucking skis, scuzzard dude. He always came across as a nicer, less damaged person, I guess.

In public. OK. OK. But what? But come on, though. Whitney was the one who was like, you never ate the do-do out of somebody's fucking dingleberries or whatever.

And you're like, what was that? That was love. She was explaining love. Yeah, that's true. Oh, it's kind of like a show. You could do anything. You could do anything for love. That was a pretty, that would be a good revisit show.

It might be a little sad now. Whitney was so good. No, she lived, she was a game changer. Greatest, one of the greatest artists of all time. Absolutely. All of her, like, singing like the national anthem, which one was that? Was that a Super Bowl?

Oh my god, that shit is fire. Super Bowl Olympics or something, yeah. Yeah, she killed it. In the wind suit? Yes. Where's that wind suit now? The Whitney wind suit. The Smithsonian.

Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, I would hope. Do you Hard Rocks? Are they still, they still got memory reveal you? That was my favorite part about those things. Yeah, yeah. That and like fucking Planet Hollywood. Kyle, come sit down. We gotta eat.

Mom, I'm looking at the memory, blah, blah, blah, blah. I loved that shit. Look at this guitar. Yeah, check out this. This is what Prince wore. Look at this. This exact jumpsuit. Whoa.

Well, we are talking to the guy who bought the Christina Aguilera signed drum head, which is pretty cool. That's right. I do have a Christina Aguilera signed drum head off eBay. She doesn't play the drums, but you know, just sign anything. And it's the thing, it went with me everywhere, bro. That went from like my childhood bedroom to every bedroom I had.

And you bought that because you signed. I got it as a gift. My parents got it for me for one of my birthdays. Because they thought you liked her or you did? Well, the thought, I did. I did like, when she came out with Jeannie in a bottle, like that first album, I really dug her. I thought she was fucking awesome, bro.

Like, and I'm not talking shit on her now because she's just, she's, she's great. She can do no wrong in, in my mind. Okay. In your mind. Yeah. Happy Easter everybody. Happy Easter.

She can sing her ass off. I mean, I don't want to get too deep into Mulan Rouge and what that did to me as a young man. Thank you. But that, the cover of Mulan Rouge with Maya, Pink, Lil' Kim, and Christina Aguilera. That video. Vue la Vue Couchier avec moi ce soir, huh?

You know what I mean? Yeah, Lady Marmelade. You could say, you could say more than that again. You could say, Swoop. That was a fun. It was a bagel. Hot, hot video. And Lil' Kim, I think Lil' Kim was my one.

Really? I was a Maya guy, a Maya child. It was a child of Maya. I thought she was such a babe. I still think she's a babe. She's so cool. Dude. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Brose. Yeah. Look, we could have gone on like a date with all of them. I bet Adam, is there four? Because I'm. Oh, dude, do you think we coincidentally pick? There are four. Do you think we could coincidentally all pick a different one?

Kyle, you're a pink. You go pink. No, I'm Christina Aguilera. I'm Aguilera. I already said that. Who goes pink? Oh, Adam does. Adam's probably pink, dude.

Right. I can see Adam climbing up on the cloth. You know how pink is always like, Hey, if I'm performing, I'm dangling on some, some silk, some silks. Right. Adam would get up on those silks, dropping in from the silks. Yeah. That's where he's got the respect.

That's where he's like, you see what she does right there? That's amazing. That's actually hard. Adam never says that about any pro other performer. I respect that. Well, those, those silk ribbons, those do look very difficult. That shit scares me watching that shoot. When they drop down from the ceiling.

Right. They're like spindling down. That is not good. So possibly if Adam picks pink, the four of us fit like a glove to the Lady Marmaline reboot. That's crazy. By the way, he, he gets, he gets pink. He's relegated to pink because he's not here. Right.

That's what happens. That's what happens when you fucking miss, dude. Freaking see ya. Are we saying that we're dating them or that we're remaking the song? Marrying. Well, we're saying, no, we're saying we're marrying them. Yeah. We're marrying them eventually, but we're saying that we're going to go on a four go, a four date, a four date to golf.

What is this? Not double. It's a quadra. You imagine the four way wedding that we would do with the Roulin Rouge girls. Unbelievable. It would go. I would place them base for Christina. I would love to just play the base while she rocks out.

That's it. That's it. I'm done. That shit's important. Have you guys seen the Supreme has a like a t-shirt drop? That's just that picture of Lil' Kim, like crouched down in her panties. Wild. Oh, yeah.

That's a timeless image. Wild. Lil' Kim did a lot, a lot for, for, for the entire, not just musically, but just as like a visual artist, Lil' Kim is the shit. Keep going. I'd love to. Let's go. I mean, when she said I can make a sprite can disappear in my mouth,

I was like, I don't even need this. I was like, I don't even need that. That was cool. Yeah. Well, I mean, how many inches is a sprite can? Yeah. Just put my 17 inches in the back corner of your mouth. All right.

Yeah, we're talking. What's 17 quarter inches is that? But that's the biggest one we've done so far. 17 divided by four. It's four and change. It sounds so much bigger. Yeah, that's the whole point. I get it now.

Yeah, I had to try it. I had to try it. Do you guys want to do take backs or? Yeah, or who's it? What's it's I don't even remember. Oh, no, sliding our DMs and remind us how to do this. God damn podcast. It's a slap jacks, take backs and dead ringers.

Do you have any giveaways? Poems like a freestyle freestyle wraps. All right. Style wraps. Blake, I showed you my closet the other day. Where I have all those workaholic relics. We should just start giving those away on this podcast. I mean, well, yeah, you can if you say that, you're going to excite people.

Yeah, I want to titillate. I have a lot also unders like a ton of shit that is just like. Do you guys have doubles of stuff? Because I don't want you guys to give away. No, I just don't have room for it anymore. Oh, no, like I have four Durr's outfits, like office outfits. I have one of each color. Oh, really?

Yeah. Okay. I actually wear, I like stole one of the shirts like this, the blue oxford just to like rock the other day, but I have like two pairs of raw Weegean jeans. Oh, damn. And if you know, you know, I got like the. You didn't wear that to the the the movie you just went to. I should have just showed up in the Northman.

They would have been like, you can leave. You can go. Is this will call? And that's when you say, no, I think I'll sit right here. Thank you. And I think I'll sit right here on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, see you. I'm fine right here.

Hop in. I'm fine. That's super tight. I'll be staying, but I got a grip of shit. I mean, Blaze, you have the bear quote, bear coat. I do have the bear coat. I'm debate. I have to, I don't have to.

I'm, I have the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Oakland A's game this what, and I'm wondering if I should wear the bear coat doing it. But I'm a little concerned at just throwing the ball normally. So everybody at home, as Blake describes this, Kyle's face is not happy. Kyle's just like, this fucking num baseball throwing bitch is true. First pitch of the A's because Kyle, you were a pitcher life. I played ball, but, but Blake and I, Blake and I play ball together. It's fine.

We would play softball all the time. It's okay. I'm more like worried. I was more thinking about what he was saying in actuality and I agree. Don't wear, don't wear the fucking coat. All right, guys at home, when you watch this on YouTube, if you watch on YouTube, because we're on YouTube now, watch his face. It just goes to a zone where he's listening and he's like, it's the Ben Affleck.

Yes, yes, he goes to a place where he's like, I can't fucking believe this shit. Oh, intercut me and Ben, that would be a dream, a dream. That's fucking dope though, dude. Yeah, I'm hyped. I'm really hyped. Also, I'm going onters. I'm going to go to the game. I'm going to support him.

I'll be in the stands. Nobody asked. Yeah, baby. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Let me know if you want some raw regions. Yeah, I'll give a, I'll give a special shout out. Well, one to the A's. Thanks for having me.

Hopefully it's a success. By the time you guys listen to this, I will have thrown the pitch. So I hope it went well. Is it going to be a legit throw or a goofy fun? I'm trying to throw it fast and down the pipe, baby. Really? That's your approach? What, what, man?

Never mind. Are you going to throw it perfectly? Okay. Never mind. You got to get headlines like Bill Murray, who just like threw it over third base on like a wild throw. Well, if I wear the bear coat, I'm going to get a couple of headlines. No, but you should fuck it up.

I don't know. But it's tough. It's a tough, it's a tough. Do it. Something funny, bro. You're a funny guy. Who was it? Carl, who's like the greatest Olympian of all time, who essentially threw it

like straight to the ground and then did this with his hand. He was like, remember that dude? Some people are really bad. Like 50 cent was really bad, like not on purpose. What did he do? That's what I'm saying. You're running the risk of being bad, not on purpose. If you're not bad on purpose.

Well, see, but that gives me a padding where I can be like, I was joking. It was a joke, you bitch. But that's, but you're good. No, you're going to know. We're going to know. We're going to know. No, you won't. You don't know.

Dude, I'll leak that shit, bro. I'll pin you here until you say it was a fucking, until you say it wasn't a bit. Hey, Blake. Don't want to make you think Kyle's going just in the off chance that they'll be like, well, why don't you also go out there? Yeah, dude, if they asked me for a catcher, I'll see what he can do. Yeah, you've been there, huh? Oh, I'll do the funny stuff as a catcher.

All right, I'm into that. I mean, by the way, if Kyle, if you see, this is where we need to, you got to pitch this to the athletics, Kyle, you go and put on back backstage in the dugout, whatever, get in full catcher regalia, right backstage. Yes. And then you go out and then Blake, you throw it right down the pipe, as you say. And then Kyle, you catch it and then you pull the mask off to reveal it's you. Right.

And you guys fuck right there in the field. Oh, I'll take my face cage off and then pull down my pants and reveal my dick cage. Yeah, I think that'd be cool. Dick cage, dickless cage, dickless cage, dickless cage. Dickless cage. Okay. Well, my final shout out will go to everybody. Watch woke season two now on Hulu, baby.

Oh, yeah, I've watched the season. I'm, I love it, man. I thought it turned out really, really good. And I would love for everybody to go view that. He's back. There we go, baby. We're back. There we go.

They probably already don't have us on the front page, but Hulu had us. You were on that front page. I was sending you screenshots. Yeah, baby. I love it. I love it. You love the dream. Was this another episode of?

Yeah. Thanks for putting me on a Schrader. Dude, deep dive. And next week, let's circle back and talk about it. Let's do a little another power out of the film is another episode. Oh, this is important. Important. Wow, dude.

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