This Is Important - Ep 84: Take It Out Tuesday

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Jogger talk, the prince albert peircing, furniture, DVDs, sports movies, Larry King, drunk runs, dusty cums, plumber crack, Slim Goodbody, SNL, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, it's all good, girl. I'll just dust you. You should pack your fucking DVDs up. You should leave your Blu-rays out. I remember like climbing up it and then like it started to make my dick feel hella good, dude. Buckle up. Yo, we're in. Yo, yo, yo, yo, we're in. We're in for the first time. Popo Zao. Tii Nation. Popo Zao to you. Top of the pod to you. Top of the pod. I'm with Blake. Oh my God. Wait a second. Now, who is that talking? I like him. Hey, everybody, this is Blake. Top of the pod to you. It's Take It Out Tuesday. Okay. Take it out. And what is Take It Out Tuesday? Would you let me know? If you see a Tii bumper sticker, feel free to pull your dick through the

zipper of your pants and wave it in the street. Oh my God. And this is the moment I realize it's been 50 seconds since we started. We're already talking. That was way more crass than I thought. I thought you were talking about pulling your dick out your zipper, Blake, really? Already? Not okay. Sorry, brother. Not cool. Top of the pod to you, though. Top of the pod to you. We could start it over if you want. It's a little early. It's noon right now. We're rat. Yeah, we are. Hence my wet look. I just got back from my noon jog. It felt really good. Oh, that's sweat. Oh, where'd you go? We hit in 10K again? What's happening? I'm getting there. Yeah, I'm getting there. I feel good. It was one of those days where I actually was excited to run.

Nice. This is a little jogger talk for everybody. Nice. Oh boy. Like you didn't, you put the shoes on and you felt ready to, you were raring to go. Yeah. And when I, the sun hit my dang skin and I was out there running, I'm just like, Hey, this is, this feels right. You're like, Hey, it's whipping out Wednesday. It might be taken out Tuesday. I actually take it out on Thursday. Is there a version of this for every day? Like finger your butthole Friday. I meant like to whip it out in different, in various fashions. Oh. Flap it out Friday. Flap it out Friday. Throw it out Thursday. What's the S word for, for Saturday and Sunday? Little hip to your penis. Slip it out Saturday. Slam it down Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday

Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday. Yeah, boy. How can I slam it down? It's not big enough. I know you got 15 inches. You could kind of just like mash it onto the table. No, that's Mondays. That's mash it down Mondays. Flatten your cock out and get a free drink. Basically, come on down to what's the name of that bar. Isaac was talking about it the other day, like Avery Dix or something. Yeah, Dix. Yeah, Dix. It's just welcome to Dix. Is it Dix? Dixlas Resort. Dixlas Resort. It's mash it down Monday. Come and mash your dick into the table at Dix. Perfect. Mash your dick into the table. Hold on. Get a shot, free shot with a drink. Come on down. Mash your dick into the table, free shot with a drink. That's kind of just

a hammer on it. By the way, muddle. What a great prank to go. Hey, if you guys are listening. If you're listening to pranks, you got to go to a bar, mash your dick into the table, and say I'm here for the free drinks. It's mash it down Monday, and record your response and slide into Kyle's DMs with the video. Ooh, I'm going to be picking a winner, all right, after I get a bunch of them. I'm going to be picking a wiener, and we're going to have a giveaway, all right? And ladies, not to be left out if you can mash your muff onto a bar stool or a high top. You can also compete. Feel free to submit your videos as well. You might get a retweet. Official retweet. Oh man, muddle my dick at the bar, baby. Let's go.

And shout out to all our Unix out there with nothing happening. Mush. Mush. Mush it. Grind your mound into whatever's going down, and we'll give you a mention in the retweets. Lucky, lucky. You might get a treat. That leads you into a drawing, and if we draw your at, we will say it online, okay? We're going to be giving away a special bonus prize that will be named. The Onus Parizzize. Bonus prize. Wow, take it on Tuesday. Damn, mash it down Mondays. I'm into it. Oh my gosh. We got one for every day. Whip it out Wednesday. We did it. Throw it down Thursday. I love it. Flop it out Friday. Flop it out Friday is a good one. Slip it out Saturday, and then it was slam it down Sundays. Followed by mash it down Mondays. That's right,

yeah. That's the hardest one, dude. You're going to slam it down Sunday to mash it down Monday? Dude, that's tough. Yeah, I don't know. I'm like kind of like squeezing onto my wiener head right now, and you could do it pretty hard, and it doesn't hurt. Allegedly. Allegedly. Wow. Really? Talk about it. Talk about it back to back. Yo, you want to slam down and mash it? All right. Allegedly. Yeah, no, I could see myself getting a Prince Albert, and it wouldn't be like a huge deal. That's just a tip, right? That's right through the tip. I don't know. It's like a, not a barbell, or I guess it could be whatever, but yeah, through the urethra on the bottom tip part. Oh my. I believe, right? I think so. That's so cool that you can pull that off. I got a pair

of these Adidas a couple years ago, maybe last year, that are like a tribute to punk in Germany, music, like the punk movement, and they come with a Prince Albert, like roped into the laces. Whoa. Water trash. And I was like, these are just handsome shoes, but maybe I cut this part off, and then serve it. That's cool, man. That would be sick. But what a move. Congratulations to Adidas for putting a cock piercing on a shoe. Who knew? I mean, when I think Adidas, I think punk rock. How are you so sure it's a cock piercing? Not to change the, how are you so sure it's a cock piercing? Cause they just, they say they go and, oh, they were explicit. Yeah. Is it explicit? Is that explicit to you? I feel like it's just a form of expression. Very much so. Very much so.

Makes me queasy, but go right ahead. Honestly, the thought of piercing my dick kind of makes me a little bit like a boop. Well, then I guess I won't see you all mash it down Monday. Yeah, no. I don't know. That's a weird one. Man, whatever floats your boat. That's what I say. I just could. Do you watch? Do you watch when it's happening? What the fuck, bro? Like honestly, did you watch when you got the snip? No, I mean, I could see the blood in the towel, remember? Right. Great detail. Wait, did they ask you if you wanted like a mirror or something? Hey, while we're down here, do you want a Prince Albert? It's a two for one. It's like when women go and give birth, they get a little tummy tuck. Hey, that's cool. Man, yeah, for sure. Maybe in that moment, I

would have said like, oh, you know, let me think about it. You got it open. Throw a barbell through the nuts. Let's see what that looks like. You know what I mean? Wow, dude. Just a little weight. Throw a little weight in there. Yeah, a little weight. Yeah, man. Have you guys heard of neutacles where like they, when they neuter a dog and they take its balls, they offer like fake balls that you can put in there? Yeah, I like that. Oh, my. Oh, yes, I have. I remember I wanted to get my first dog, Gripster, some neutacles. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Some big old neutacles. Because I remember when I got him neutered, I remember like he had the cone on him was just staring at me, and I felt like a total asshole. Yeah, it's fucked up, dude. Maybe that's what I'll do when I get

snipped. That'll be like my coming home present to my wife. It's like, wait till you feel these big boys slapping up. So you're saying you would get an increase? You're going to get your nuts removed? That's not what actually happens with the surgery. I, you know, you don't get your nuts removed. I still have my Nards, but no, no, no, no, no. Don't want to make? I know what you got. It's just a little, it's just a skin. It's science. It's almost always just stuck to one side of your legs like bubblegum. Excuse me. I want them removed. I want them pulled out and I want newer, bigger, betters put in just for that. Why would, okay, so let's just, okay, I'm there with you, but why wouldn't you just get four? Why wouldn't you just get a quadra instead of like,

see, Kyle, this is why we're friends. Everyone's like, why, everyone says, why would you be friends with him? It's science. I go, you don't understand. Once every two years, he says something like this, and then I go, there you go. This is my guy. It's worth it. Four. This is my guy. Yeah, go with a quadra. By the way, that's like, that's the best prank for Mother's Day. You're like, hey, honey, let's, let's do it tonight. And then she's like, what the, I think you have, and you go, what? There's something. And you're like, I don't know what do you mean? You didn't, you didn't feel this? There's like a huge ball in here. Huh? You fishing, honey? Happy Mother's Day. She says, keep fishing. Keep on fishing. This is just

before we got on the zoomies workshop and Mother's Day gifts, and this is what comes out. How many are in there? Guess what? Hey, you tell me. I think there's maybe three. Check it out. Nope. Feel and then count one. Yep. That's one. That's one. Okay. Kind of roll that over into your pinky. That's two, right? That's two. Two we expect. Keep going. Oh, three. Is that a third one? Go fish. And then she just looks at my face going. There's more. Happy Mother's Day. That's right, honey. There's four of them. There's four of them down there for you now. I got to call my mother, by the way. Three. By the way, you think it's just three? Keep going. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Keep going. Keep going. Four? Yeah, there's four. Go ahead.

Keep going. Wait, wait, before we go further, before we go further, I want to hear a guess. How many do you think there could be? Hey, seven? That's like the jelly bean jar in kindergarten. Right, right, right. You're locked in at seven. You get one guess the closest to the right number gets a pizza party. Here's where it gets interesting. She's like, wait a second. Is that like a little one? Is it? I think it is. Is that okay? All right. So there's a little one. Are there more little ones? Yeah, maybe there's multiple little ones. Maybe keep going fish. Somebody's got to start over. Keep fishing. It's like a nightmare beanbag chair. Oh, man. No, where did you guys used to live next door to like a beanbag pelusa? Love sack.

Love sack, dude. Do you remember when love sacks came on the team? Yeah, yeah, but Oh, that's like some of the first furniture ever bought from my house was Did you live next to a love sack store? Or was it a futon gallery or something? Was this? Unpackered. Oh, yeah. No, I remember that you used to sell some shit down there, like kind of by the taco shop right there. Oh, yeah, but bitch. Yeah, I feel like every time I would drive and they would just, they would bring them all out onto the sidewalk every day. And then when they close it, they'd have to bring them all in. And I'm like, so you have to buy this bed that's been out on the street for years? Right, right.

I think they had like the glove hand seats too. Do you remember those? The gloves? Yes, that was so tight. Oh, we love sitting there. Remember looking at those and going, I could never afford that. And they were just like $160 of hard plastic. I think you can get them for like 50 bucks now. Those things are out. Just a glove hand seat. So it's not 160, it's 50. Yeah, it was. It was a more coveted item. I feel like. Hey, Derz, yeah. Am I an idiot? Well, that's what you want me to tell you. You're telling me that right now with the supply chain, they're 50. Yes, this is the supply. Yeah, back at, you know what? Maybe our producers could hop on and find out exactly how much the handshare is. Right, man. I would love to crush

you on knowing the price of this. You're a stupid dumbass. Dude, you're right. Supply chain for the hand couches or whatever the hell we're calling them. It might be inflated. Kyle, I gave you a bed. What? When? I just found out I fucking missed jury duty and I'm like, oh, shit. No, you never have to go. I've never gone. The movie somebody's watching the Paul Shore? Just don't go. Pauli Shore movie? Okay. All right. Fuck. Oh, you miss watching the movie. There's a screening at the New Beverly at Quentin Tarantino's Theater. They only play it very rarely. Oh my God. Whoever just gave this link is fired. No, this is good because it's 170. It's so close to what Blake said. No, I said it was 50 bucks. You said it was 160. La-hoo. Yeah, it was close to

what you said, Derz. It's 169. You nailed it. Yeah, you leased. You said 160. Oh, I said that. You nailed it. Sorry. Keep up. Just a little too much of this Pacifico on Cinco de Mayo. Oh, it's the Cinco de Mayo. That's right. Way to go. Way to celebrate, baby. Yeah, I thought. Damn, my bad. You know who told me we should do some shots of tequila as your boy Greg? Your boy Greg's over here getting handed with it. Yeah, Greg likes to do a little tequila for sure. On the job? On the job? I hope not. Yeah. He's working with some machinery. I hope. It doesn't work with power tools and stuff. You got to be real careful around that stuff. We'll see. They can rip your arm off. Yeah, some saws over there. A little bit, a little bit.

What happened, Derz? You gave me a bed? I'm having him install a $169 hand chair. Oh, good. You gave me a bed, Derz? I got a bed from you. I gave you a mattress, remember? And the corner, something happened with the corner where the corner was broken and you were like, I don't care. Oh, yeah, I didn't. I just needed a bed because I was on a futon. That's right, because I was futon forever. And that was my first bed because I was always a fucking couch dude in the room so that people could come in and watch the edits and shit, dude. When I moved to LA, my folks gave me $1,000 to get furniture and I got a $300 mattress. Nice. I got a $400 Ikea couch. I think the mattress was $1,800 mattress. Ikea couch for $400 or $399, the EcTorp. Everybody knows.

Shout out, EcTorp. Then I got the... Revolutionary. The matching like EcTorp chair, which I believe was $150. Get it, boy. Nice. And then I got the coffee table with the glass top, where you could put your magazines and books underneath and see it through for the last $150. And then I took care of the taxes myself. Hey, y'all, right. Good job, man. Big ups. And that was it. That's all I needed. And that was it. We had like a wild ass like pull out bed futon thing. But you remember like what tied the whole house together when we lived there? Who's we? You and the Sixth Warms? Me, Kyle and Adam, when we were living in that Packard house. Yeah, we had some good ass furniture, bro. We had a bookshelf, but it was like all just like

a DVD collection. Remember when you would just have your DVD collection out for people? That was the biggest flex. Oh, this one's not even opened. I haven't even watched that. Because we had five people come together and put their DVDs into one place. And it was like, come on, let's just fucking make this DVD collection awesome. We all want to be in movies. We all had four, six cents. Everybody had their six cents. We all want to do movies. We all want to make this shit. Let's just fucking do it. And your dad had a bomb ass collection that he gifted to us. Blake's dad. Can we give flowers to Blake's dad's DVD collection? Flowers to Tim. Yes, absolutely. He was on it. Tim, he gets his flowers. He knows

he's got flowers. But let's give the flowers to the collection itself. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. So your dad flew quite often and had a portable DVD player, right? Yes, which was a flex, having that little like tiny laptop on a flight to watch a DVD. Oh, boy, game changer. Oh, yeah. Before noise canceling headphones. So it was kind of hard to hear movies, but you were still out there flexing. You had to turn your headphones all the way up and just damage your ears and to kind of hear the dark night and like hold your ears, pretend like you're sleeping, but you're just like holding your ear curled in a ball. Yeah, but he used to hit up like I must have been like Walmart or something like every BMG when they got into the DVD. I feel

like this was like even like warehouse and shit like like he would get into some of those bins, bro. Like he would do the bargain. Yeah, he would just cop new releases. It was crazy. So we have like wild ass movies. Oh, yeah, he did have that. He had them all. What did he had? The Tim Robbins, Jamie Foxx one? What's that one? What's the Tim Robbins, Jamie Foxx? Or was that Tim Robbins, Martin Lawrence? Yeah, what the hell is called? It's like a same. Can't lose. Yeah, nothing to lose. Nothing to lose. Nothing to lose. He had a bunch of like those tier movies. Blue streak classic. Basically when Martin Lawrence was releasing a movie, like two movies a year, your dad was flying. My dad was out in the skies, bro. Big time. Southwest mileage. Yeah, I remember thinking

that he didn't go to Blockbuster. He just bought him. Like that was his rental. Like he just, you know what I mean? You remember, you remember thinking that. That's exactly what it was. I have this memory of thoughts. I have a memory of thoughts that I had about that collection. Do you guys, you guys don't keep your DVDs in public viewing, right? Because I went into a homie's house recently and he had them out. And I was like, I haven't seen a bro with his DVDs on display in a hot minute. True, true. No, I don't. Mine are in a closet. I got a stack of 12 out that I'm intending to watch, but the stack's been there since I serve it for a year, probably almost. Yeah, I think I have some screeners out. I think I keep the screeners wake up on the hearth.

Hollywood, baby. Yeah, you know. Did we already talk about how dope screeners were and now they're kind of like a burden? Yeah. I feel like we did. I don't know. I feel like, I don't know, but I know what you're talking about, man. Like they used to be the shit. You could get movies before they were out at the crib, come home for Thanksgiving. Everyone's like, what screeners you got? You're like, dude, you'd be a boss. Yeah, you love me now, huh? Right, right. I got the wrestler. And now, exactly, you're like, oh, the wrestler, you want to watch that? Go to the theater. Psy gets right here. Oh, you didn't see the wrestler yet. Oh, you didn't see the big old piece of meat or whatever. Oh, there will be blood, not for you. Sorry, bitch. Exactly. We used to come home for Thanksgiving

and deal them out and be like, okay, look, you can take that, then you give it to grandma. We used to burn them. We used to burn them and sell them and shit. I know, but it used to be a racket. DVD man. They used to call me DVD, man. They used to call me AMC. But like now, A, nobody has DVD players accessible anymore, right? It's impossible unless you run it through your console. And all these movies are just streaming. So you're like, yes. Yeah, I could either find a DVD player or I'll just click on this link. And they're like, and here's a link to get Netflix. And you're like, that's the, this dumbest, this is the dumbest shit. They're like, here is a big ass box for you to see the new couple episodes of Miss Maisel.

Right. Or you can just fucking go and turn it on. You could just fucking turn it on. I'm just saying, you didn't have to make that. Send me a card, say flip it on. I know you got Amazon. I'm a human on earth. And they like watermark them somehow so that like if someone bootlegs, so if you just throw it away and then someone finds it and bootlegs it, you're like, that's the big fear they tried to put in your head. They're like, oh, I hope they throw it in a bad acid or you're going to get busted. Right. And have you ever broken them before? The little shards, they shoot pizza shrapnel to your eyes, right? Part of part of me wants to pop one in my eye and just collect checks from the universal to feel it again. That's good.

Litigation nation, baby. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so crazy because I have all United States of attorneys. I think there still might be people that have the DVDs on display. I don't think it's a dead art yet. Same as CDs. I think some people might still have their CDs on display. I think, dude, I think you should fucking pack your DVDs up. I do too. You should pack your fucking DVDs up. You should leave your Blu-rays out. Take a hike. Leave your Blu-rays. Sure. Even that is fucking the same thing to me. I don't know. Leave your fucking Blu-rays out. Blu-rays look good. Leave your Blu-rays out. I gotta tap back in, I guess. Oh, yeah. I'll keep my Blu-ray collection out. But now that I got Mad Max Fury Road on

3D Blu-ray and that shit's fucking cool, dude. Okay, that's cool. Fuck yes. You know what you need to watch then after that is Speed Racer. That shit's sick. Yeah, that's right. You gave me Speed Racer. You know what? Super dope on Blu-ray. Eons ago. Yeah, that shit was sick. When we got Workaholics, I remember like I started my Blu-ray collection and I was like, you know what? I'm not going to fucking rent anything. I was doing it like Tim, dude. I was like, give me the Blu-rays like Tim did the DVDs. Try to do it Tim style, man. I got that fucking Hamster movie with Zach Alvin. T-I-M Nation. Wait, what? Top of the pod, T-I-M. I got a bunch of good ones. Wait, what Hamster movie was Zach Alvin? Oh, yeah. Z-Force. Oh, yeah, the bitch. What is it? G-Force.

G-Force because they're guinea pigs. G-Force. Yeah, that movie fucking rocks. Dang, great poll. That movie is the shit. Yeah, it was just super dope. Super dope. I don't know where my kids are, but G-Force. Zach Alvin, I guess. Right. 2006. Dude, pull the G-Force out of nowhere, like. Damn, son, where'd you find this? That was like the one that I like pulled where I'm like, you know what? I'm just renting this. I'm doing this with the mentality of just fucking who gives a fuck. Give me the fucking bull, right? You know what I mean? Give me the fucking bull, right? Joe Dirt in the dirt. Freakin' Sia. Freakin' Sia. Joe Dizzle. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist

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you know, it's the fan. Yeah, the fan's good. I just remember him like listening to the radio in the morning. Like Snipes, Snipes is driving and he hears De Niro calling in and being like, you guys should do this or you do that, right? Yes, it's about this like Robert De Niro is a sports man. I don't even remember that. Yeah, he loves the Giants and he really loves Wesley Snipes and Wesley Snipes like gets traded to the Giants. He's like a really big deal or he gets traded away, like loses his spot. You don't know. Anyway, I haven't seen it in a really long time. It's kind of stupid. I hate it. You led the conversation with, I don't remember any of these movies and then we're like, Hey, tell us about this movie you don't remember. I don't remember.

That was inevitably going to fail. Yeah. No, but I kind of know he was like a fan who becomes obsessed with Wesley Snipes and like kidnaps his kid. It's so fucking good. Well, then they have a fucking epic ass rain filled like baseball game. Yes, the ending. Is that the one? That's the ending. Yeah, where it's all raining because I was thinking of, I was thinking of the Damon Wayans Jr. Bruce Willis. Last Boy Scout. Last Boy Scout also has a rain scene at the end. There was a, yes, there was a day where we watched the Last Boy Scout for 24 hours. Oh my God, dude. Sorry. And will you name the girls that were there? Shut up, dog. Swedish. Who was there? There was no girl. It was me, Blake, and like, I love it.

Ariana. Ariana. Just Kyle trying to remember thoughts. Just Kyle. We shaved his facial hair and just were like, yeah, he counts. Bro, I thought you were going to say you watched both of those movies back to back, which might have to go down. That might have to be a double feature that you do at like the New Beverly. I'm going to shoot shouting that out. Those are two great sports movies that you. I love that. The sport is just like a thread in it. I love that. And we've established that the best sports movies. The best type of movies are sports movies. Our sports movies, right? And our best sports movie was like Adam said, Rudy, right? Yeah, I'm going with the fan because I forgot about it. I'd like to go back 20 episodes and apologize. Rudy's really good.

And Kyle's Cool Runnings. Rudy's is good. Yeah, right. I love Cool Runnings. I really do love that movie. That movie rocks too. John Candy. I need to get it on Blu-ray. When do they really sound blue? Or did we establish that baseball movies are the best sports movies? And then someone said baseball movies are the best movies. Slide into Blake's DMs if you can remember. I think we settled that like extreme sports movies were the best sports movies. What are the extreme sports movies? Airborne. Oh, right. No, baseball movies. Cleaning the cube. Baseball movies are the best sports movies because they're so plotting and like you have lots of chances to I mean rookie of the year. I think you have lots of chances to come back. They're long games, you know. Yeah, sure.

Slow action. Very, very dramatic. By the way, can you like, can you shut the fuck up? And can you turn your video off? It's a disgusting habit. Roasted. Toasted roasted, bitch. Was it a little strange at the end? The end of rookie of the year wasn't even the World Series. It was just like the league championship game. And then like, they fast forward to the very end and he like shoots the World Series ring up at the camera, which I guess is like a cool thing. That was like, can you imagine the executives being like, yeah, okay, don't have the envy the World Series. Yeah, dude. That's a weird right. We're in a game. Yeah, we're in a game. It might as well be the World Series. If you're going to touch on that with

a story. What is the game you watch? You watch like the Western Conference Finals or something of baseball? The pennant. I mean, it's they call it the pennant, right? Like if you win the American or the division series champions, what do they call it? Does the American League, the ASL and the National League? National League. Is there running for the pennant? You're right, right? You're right. Fuck yeah, you are, bro. And we all know what a pennant is. It's a pointy flag. Right. It's a pennant. It's I think it's a pennant. I don't know, man. Yeah. Am I tripping? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pennant. Like the movie Tenant, but pennant. Oh, dude. Tenant. That's why he made that movie. Hey, Chris Nolan. Oh, good for you. Nice. Thank God.

Yeah. Chris Nolan's talking to his brother, who I think he co-writes everything with. And it's like, all right, I'm going to write the script. Your only job is to come up with a made up word that it can go forward and backwards. And he was like, boob. He's like, all right, very funny. But then he kept getting stuck on. Race car. Wait a second. Race cars I think. Oh, wow. Wow. We might have to put a race car in the movie. That's so tight, Kyle, that you just had that in the chamber. Oh, baby. Palindromes. What's the other one? A Toyota? What? A Toyota. Yeah. I'm going to write it down real quick, but I want you. Come on. Write it out. A Toyota. Yeah. So if you're listening at home, we're just coming up with palindromes. I feel

like I had a girl in high school who had a palindrome for a phone number. Oh, yeah, baby. It works. Yes, points. Thank you. Oh, what about Akea? Akea? Hold on. Let me write it down. What about Abba? No, Akea does not work. You spelt it wrong. Right. What? You spelt it wrong. Whatever. It doesn't work. Whatever, Bash. Good for you. Are you guys doing anything for Cinco de Mayo? Um, not really, to tell you the truth. I'm going to make tacos tonight. That'll be cool. Yeah, maybe go maybe shake up a margarita. Who knows? Maybe I'll go pick up some some Mexican food from the local spot. Yeah, we love an excuse. Freaking Los Ponchos, baby. Let's get some of that.

What's your favorite dish there? Revenge. Los Ponchos. Yeah, revenge. Yeah, baby. Yes, points. Where he kills everybody. Oh, it's either a fajita bowl or a salad or a sizzling fajitas. Here's the thing, guys. The ingredients in Mexican food, you know, like the slightest of change, you have to realize it's a different dish. All right, so a tostada salad to a taco salad. We're back. Oh, yeah, no, I'm whatever on that. I was just going off the fucking the, was it called the green burrito menu, bro? If you have a problem with what I think it is, then you take it up with the green burrito menu because that's where I learned it. So for sure. It's not me. It's my education. Okay. Water trash. I went out to dinner the other night.

What the fuck is that? What do you mean? Slary King saying water trash. That's my favorite. What is it? He said that? Wow, dude. He said water trash. And he said loose butthole. Yeah, he said a lot of things. Yeah. RIP Larry King, right? He's gone. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that dude was wild. He had hella wives, huh? He was cool. Did he? Yeah, he was really cool when he interviewed us for sure. I mean, he really was. He was like down to clown. He was down. He was just like, all right, you guys down to clown. You heard it here. TII nation. So sick. I think he was handed. He's always handed things by his producers and he's just like, yeah, all right, let's just read this shit. And this dude said, yeah, wait, hold on. He said water trash. And he said,

I can't find it. I can't. Larry said, what a voice. What's crazy? I just remember him from Ghostbusters and being like, who's that's the guy from Ghostbusters when his show got sent to you. Hey, there it is. God, the delivery on that is so good. I like that one. What a career. Yeah, way to go. Thank you for leaving us with that. Thank you for leaving with that. King, you are a King King. Yes, go off. Go off King. He was one of my first celebrity sightings because when I worked at Lacoste, huh? Yes. Celebrity crush was Larry King. Yes. Yes. Yes. I just wanted to chop down on that. He was my all pass. Larry King is your hall pass. He was until he passed. All you got to do is show to a Dodger game and throw it out there. He might. Oh, but

so anyway, working at Lacoste, he would walk by on rodeo drive every morning for his, his like exercise or whatever. And then I had a homie who sat next to him at a Dodgers game. And then when he went home for a Cubs game, when the Dodgers playing the Cubs, he sat next to him again there. Whoa. And he goes, Hey, like we talked to the game in LA goes, I talked to a lot of people. And my homie was like, literally my job. This was like, Oh, two weeks ago. I'm, I'm, I like to think I'm a guy who stands out, maybe memorable. Nope. Just hit him with the, I talked to a lot of people. Gosh, I actually have him saying, that's Adam, but he asked us. He's like, what is really? Yeah, dude, you have to watch that Larry King interview. It is weird. He asked him hard

hitting questions. He got, he got some really cool guests at the end. Yeah. I think he had some sick, like young interns that were just bringing the homies. Right. Yeah. And he can interview anybody. Let's give sick interns their flowers. Hell yeah. Bro, give it up for sick interns everywhere. Sick ass interns everywhere. Pat yourself on the back. Absolutely. Type 24. We'll wait. We'll wait. Dersert, were you going to do something for Cinco de Mayo or just drinking some to keep? I think I'm just going to do a little Oh ho, de Tigray. Okay. Okay. Shout out. Never had Oh ho, de Tigray. Oh, it just stings. No, it's pretty good. It hits your lips. One of the producers of the movie I was doing in

Mexico at midnight. Not to be confused with Yes points. That's what it's called. Owns this. Yeah, he's a dude from Mexico owned this tequila company called Oh ho, de Tigray. Yes points. I think we all know that means. Yeah, baby. What's Oh eyes of the tiger that into the right eye of the time and Ellen final season shot glass. That is very shagged yelling. Wow, this is this is fucking Hollywood as shit. Yeah, you are Hollywood eight. That was so Hollywood. You know it. And I know how you just took a shot on air. Nice Ders when Adams away that Ders will play baby. Yeah, just looks comfortable right now. He's comfortable. He's like Oh ho, de Tigray. Yeah. And then right after this, I'm going to go run. It's just oh,

I'm at everywhere. I've done drunk runs before I do not advise it. It's very. Oh, yeah. I did that a lot. And when I was working in Mobile, we would go to dinner and I had to be like in shape for this part or whatever. So we'd all go to dinner, have some drinks. And then I'd be like, I gotta hit the gym after this. I gotta go to gym. I would just either sit on the bike and watch the plan. I was all drunk and I would get on the treadmill and be like just to sleep. You know, when like your foot, your foot kind of gets the edge of the treadmill by accident, you almost die. You're like, whoa, it just goes. Oh, man, like it's like it's like imagining it because he's never been on the treadmill. Yeah, no, the noise, the noise. I've been on a

treadmill, you bitch. I've been on a treadmill, you bitch. Don't say that shit to me. Don't say that shit to me. Okay. Where? Don't say that shit, dude. I've been on a treadmill, you bitch. Oh, cool. Okay. Have you been on treadmills? I've been on many of treadmills. Okay. Many of treadmills. And you know what my move is on the treadmill? I don't try and go fast. I don't try to go fast. I go steep. I go steep, motherfucker. I fucking hike on that shit. Give me the fucking 13, 30, 30, 30, 30, whatever it is. Give me that shit. Damn. But no stair master. No, stairs are hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, I'm not fucking. I like that woman that has the legit real stairs that come down. Oh, that thing's brutal. I feel like that's

what I was doing a lot in Vancouver when we were doing Game Over, man. Okay. Oh, yeah, the workout regimen was lane thrower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We kept it together. It was big. Right on. I mean, you guys always keep it going. It's action. Remember, we had that, the hotel with the gym built in that was extremely packed. Well, Vancouver is like a pretty spelt city. Yeah, a lot of com gutters for sure. They're all over the place, maybe. By the way, the dipping the, the dipping in the Kyle's just thinking about dipping dots right now. Hell yeah, man, but dipping dots are hell.

Yeah, working out, working out. Frosting is my shit. Well, you said I'd never been on treadmill. I've been on a treadmill. I'm not saying I'm on one all the time. Playboy. Yeah, no one's on one all the time. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. I'm just like everyone else. Man of the people. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Very nice, baby. Oh, shout out to Vancouver, Burnaby specific. You know what they had at that gym in Vancouver that I want at the crib real bad is one of those rope. It's like a treadmill for ropes. Like it's just a big loop rope that's on a thing and you like pull it down or you pull it towards you. I want that at the crib, dude. Dang, it's like a real like hemp rope or is it well no.

It's like a climbing rope from like gym class, right? But it's a loop and you pull it either vertically down or you can set it up so you can pull it at yourself. I just, I'm all about that. You got to like work your back, work your grip strength. That shit just seems dope. So if you're a company that makes one of those, holler at your guy. My way. Hook him up. Did you have to do like a rope climb in PE class? I remember we had like, we had like poles, remember at Kyle and Silverwood Elementary, they were like poles. Yeah, they were like tetherball poles, weren't they? Oh no, they were just poles like side by side. I remember it was like four of them. I remember like climbing up it and then like it started to make my dick feel hella good, dude. Mash it.

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pronounced ridges, don't have. I'm saying this might be the first, and I'm being serious, this might be the first time I ever like orgasm. Going up or going down. I like kind of hung up there. Yeah, I remember you telling me about this. You basically, yeah, yeah. You think nobody notices? Everybody's watching you kind of like squirm your dick. For sure. The teacher like, Blake is always goes up there, like, is humping that pole. I remember you. I truly remember you telling me that, where you're like, you go up to the top and you're like hanging up there, and you were just doing like micro movements, just like rubbing your dick. Kyle remembers another thought. I remember this, dude. I remember it. It was, I'm like, what are you doing? He

remembers. What grade is this? It must have been like third or second or third? Yeah. Yeah, that's the era where you're like, yeah, Miss Rogers. And because that's when you started telling me shit like that. I'm like, what are you doing? I remember even, I think I remember seeing you like up there and I'm like, he's doing his thing. But I was like a swing and a tetherball boy, you know, I couldn't be bothered with coming at that point. Is this a dusty come? Is this a dusty come? Oh yeah, there's nothing. I mean, this is, this is way before when I was on the Southwest flight. So yeah, nothing was happening. If you could have a button installed where you could go from dust to regular dust to dawn. Yeah, like like now like if you could be like I want to dawn

liquid soap like if I think I might I might be all. I'm sorry my eyes aren't working. That was a good one from dust to dawn liquid soap. It's a switch on your team that allows you to do whatever type of like, right? Like if you want to just, you know, have an Oh, but no, no worries. Some you can hit the button and go back to dust. If you're like in your dating days, you'd be like, it's all good girl. I'll just dust you dust. Don't don't worry about it. I could just dust. Yeah, quickie in the closet. What is it from? That's from us. No. I'm about to buzz. Who says that? I feel like Bill said it. That's a one in doubt. It's a bill line for sure.

All right, took a while, but I do remember same era, like third sec. Or yeah, it was probably like second or third grade. Swimming at the Northwestern University pool, right? In the men's locker room there, you could twist the shower nozzle so that it could just be like a stream. If you just pointed that at your dick, it was on. Oh, your front. It was on. So like you're in a speedo, right? By Poseidon. It was like in a speedo so it couldn't go anywhere. And you were getting like pre boner orgasms and I just got and they had like showers out in the open, but you would scramble to get one on the sides. It had like the dividers just to have your time.

Just to get your moment because all you need was about 60 seconds of like, no, I'm just shampooing and say, Hey, I need privacy. Stop, stop running in the shower. Knock it off. You're gonna slip. I'm shampooing. I wonder if they even have the same showers. I might have to go back just to like it's like running into like an old girlfriend like, Hey, how, how you been? It's good to see you. I need that Northwestern shower head. Just caress the shower head. I got shower head. I wonder if I can afford to just have that shit installed at the crib by now. Yeah, you could. You could just throw it in there. Wouldn't even need it up high. I just put it down low. I wonder what it is. You know what it's all

about. Get yourself a turbo jet. Get yourself a... Is it like G&E? Is it Honeywell? Like what companies make shower heads? G&E? Sprecker? Yeah. Sprecker or Kohler? Right. Or Spector or something like that? Kohler. Yeah. Kohler. Kohler lifetime warranty. American faucets? What's Kohler lifetime This is not an ad people. Hey, American faucets slide into my DMs and send me some, whatever you want to call it. Kohler what? Oh, I just found out today because a plumber was over that Kohler's got a lifetime warranty. So I thought I'd spread the good news to anybody. Like if anything breaks, you just hit them up and they send you the part. Dude, bury the headline. I know. Guys, just go to Kohler.com and enter thisis and get your 50% off.

I had a, so I had a plumber come today, right? It's not real. It's not real, mate. Is that real? What's wild about plumbers is they actually, like, have you ever had a plumber that didn't? No, what's wild about plumbers? Have you ever had a plumber that did not have the crack coming out? The plumbers crack? Like it's so... It's automatic. But today I had, I was like, okay, cool. Obviously, like the plumber has a crack. Like, yes, this is par for the course. I love it. How was it? Describe it, describe it, describe it, describe it. Burr, burr. It was, he would let it hang. Like, you know, like, baby, no, no, it was all right. Just mostly underwear, sometimes crack, not a lot of gene. Not a hairy man. Not a lot of gene. Okay. We're talking

a white guy, black guy, Hispanic. This is a Hispanic dude. Oh, okay. But what I realized was the crack down in your house is kind of a power play where you're like, okay, yeah, that's your room. All right. I'll leave you be. Oh, so you think it's kind of like a, hey, don't come in here, like, minute work? I think it is. I think it's like, don't even bother. I'm not done yet. If I, if you don't see the crack, I'm, I may be done. But if you see the crack, I'm fucking working. So just leave me alone. Quick hypothetical, quick hypothetical. You hire a plumber. Okay. You get a plumber. He's like, well, let's see what we got under here. He goes down, shirt comes up, crack is out, shirt comes up, shirt comes up, crack is out. There's a lower, there's a lower

back tattoo. Okay. What do we still call this tramps dance? You can for sure fuck this guy, right? What? You can for sure fuck this guy, right? What? Yo, I say, that's a question. Yeah. Sounded like a statement. That was the question. Sorry. Sorry. Let me rephrase it. It's not weird if I or somebody fucked that guy, right? Damn, son. Where'd you find this? Oh, man. I mean, it's your property. It's your property. Oh, fuck. Like that's, like that's, he knows, right? And when are these guys going to just wear Spanx, you know, or, or like the equivalent where it just goes above and beyond. Oh, like a sexy,

sexy plumbers or that's not what Spanx are. Well, I think I've seen some plumbers. Spanx are just cover. They're like cover. Sure. They hold you. I'm sorry. I was thinking of Kim Kardashian's wear. What's that called? Skins? Skins? Yeah, but that's also the same. That's not sexy. It's kind of just shape. It's shapewear. Yeah. That's sexy on her. Right. Sure. On other people, it's kind of like a, it's like slimer's containment unit. It's essentially like, it's like, let's, let's get all that in here. Let's see if we can get that in here. I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh, we haven't heard. I still love you for a long time. I know. Where the hell is that? That. Where the hell is that? Where the hell is that? And our producer, Becca, is calling it

skims. What are we called? Skins? Oh, skins versus skins. Yeah, our bad. I would wear skins versus skims. Dude, what if we wear skims? It feels like that suit, like, do you remember that homie he used to come on TV and he wore like, basically skims, but it showed like the human organ system? Do you remember him? It's got to be commercials. We got to get to commercials. Wow, dude. No, but you don't remember. Go ahead and take a few and you're talking about inside out boy. No, this was like an educational dude with a little like Richard Simmons afro and he wore like a skims unitard, but it had like the human like organ system on it. This is the human organ system. And he'd be like, this is your spleen. What would it be called? I don't know. That's your

side out boy. Yeah. And he'd be like, right here is your stomach. And when you eat it like goes down your sarcophagus. Yeah, it goes right down into your coffin from Egypt. Yeah, right. Isophagus, motherfucker. You're Pharaoh's coffin. You're a stupid dumbass. This dude's talking about walking dogs and togas. Dude, you guys got to look him up because he taught me a lot obviously. I don't have to do shit. You have to look him up because we don't know what you're talking about. What's he from? You just said the homie that's been on TV. I call him the homie because he helped raise me. Okay. I mean the inside out boy, good body. Oh boy. Who we got? Slim good body is what we're getting. The superhero of health. I was going to say that's a rapper for sure. The superhero

of health. How is there no image? Okay. So the today show, Good Morning America. There's something on Nickelodeon. I guarantee you there's a section in this where it's like personal and it's like went to jail. Dude, this is my movie. This is my Oscar. Right. Captain Kangaroo. This is my Oscar. Dude, you got to see this guy. His fit was so good. You can wear this to Met Gala. Oh my god, this dude's amazing. You can wear this to Met Gala. Oh my god, dude. The homie. Now you know why I call him the homie. Yeah, okay. This dude is, this dude goes so hard. Is he alive? I don't know. I don't got this fucking, I don't got the picture yet, man. Where's the picture? How do we drop this into your thing? Dude, this is my indy, Kyle. This is my indy. Oh dude, I'm in. Oh my god,

Blake. Yeah, man. Yeah. Click on the link I just put in. I think I just put a link in. Yeah, you did. I think that's from Maine. Hang on, ready? Oh dude, yes. Oh shit. He wrote a book about COVID. That's sick. Really? That's you and Adam. The picture I just posted for you is you and Adam. Where? I don't see it. Wait, did I not? There. Technical difficulties. I didn't do it. I don't know. Dude, Blake, this is absolutely like. Legend, mate. You should be running towards this. You should be running. There's, did you say there's a sleeping bag that you had with it? What? I don't know what the hell you're posting. We're hacked. We've been hacked. By the way, I wish the link I posted was not appropriate. DIY nation top of the pod to you. We're here

talking about slim good body, the homie. This is like the saddest moment in the history of our, I guess you can call it a podcast where I'm like, just trying to figure out how to click and drag. Yeah, this one's tough, dude. But great suit. Killer suit. I like the suit. I got nothing. Killer suit. So you guys didn't, you had no. Him and Captain Kangaroo. You have no reference to this guy? Zero, but he's, that's crazy. He's packing. I can see the Honda Ridgeline for sure. Oh yeah. What'd they do about that part in the, in the pictures? He's wearing a dance belt. Oh, this guy has super little dick energy though. Are you kidding? What the fuck? You think he has big dick energy? What? I think he's got perfectly, I think he's got proud dick energy where he's like,

that's not what it's about. What? Absolutely. He's so ashamed of his penis that he removed all the layers of his skin. He said, look at my insides because I don't like my outsides. Well, that's the story. It's like when you try and lose weight to make your dick look bigger, he's like, I'm taking my skin off. Now we'll see who's fucking around. This guy rocks. This is my indie right here. Yeah, I love it. Blake, I'm in dude. I'm in. We'll figure something out. A lot of long shots. Oscar buzz. Go for the indie spirit run. Blake, we can't forget about Blake Anderson snubbed for his depiction of slim good body in the movie, in the movie Beneath His Skin. Little Dick Energy. Beneath His Skin, the little dick energy story. That's me doing like

Billy Bush. Not a little dicky. The dinos. Wow. Oh, whoa. You're grabbing by the who's it. Hey, I'm going to take a five year vacation. We got to run that Billy Bush Trump shit bag. That shit was why. Is he back in the game? Is he surviving? Yeah, I think so. I think he survived the game. I think he's got like a morning talk show or something. Hey, good. He's a bagel. Oh my God. Cut to commercials and cut me out of this one. Sorry, brother. Can I lead the way with takebacks and forgiving? Forgivings? Yeah, absolutely. We last week talked about a sketch. Okay. For SNL where they do like a acupuncture gone wrong. Acupuncture. Someone brought it to our attention that guess what? They already did it and 80 Bryant was in the motherfucker and it was

very funny. Yeah. I watched it eight years ago. Eight years ago. Yeah. Yeah. We really blew it. That's why you got to be careful calling people out about stealing your shit because you never know. Right. It's all out there in the ethers. I'm ashamed. I didn't know about that sketch because it was actually very fun. Watching it, I feel like I'd seen it to be honest. Maybe you were repitching it. But God, she had the funniest line where he's Jason Sudeikis. It's like a rig for blood to spray out of a back and Jason Sudeikis is getting acupuncture and they put the needle in and blood starts going everywhere and he's like, is it good back there? And they're lying and saying, yeah, it's fine. And then someone goes, what's with all that? Someone, look at all that blood.

Jason Sudeikis goes, look at that blood. And he's like, did someone say, look at that blood? And she goes, oh, no, that's just street talk. He said, what a blood. And she said, so funny. And then they both, like an Asian doctor came in, played by a non-Asian, Fred Armisen. And then he's like, oh, doctor, you're here. And then Chris, oh, it's very comedic. It's long. And then Kristen Wiig has to pretend to be the doctor. And she's like, oh, back of good. And I'm like, eight, eight years ago. Yeah. I'm like, does that fly? Because like the context, the context of it is a woman trying to cover and you never hear the doctor speak. So I didn't make it that far in the sketch. You should watch it. It gets on the road.

The entire back bubbles and then explodes. Yeah. It's a really good rig. Right. Whenever they do that, the rig is way good. As soon as I saw it, I'm like, well, this one is better than what we pitched. So, well, that's, and that's what we said. We said it would be better. But yeah. And it was, it was eight years ago. It was better than the sketch we came up with last week. So that's your, that's our take back, our collective take back. Yeah. We're so sorry about that. Yeah. Our bad. But honestly, it's been eight years. They'll probably do it again. I want to give a special shout out. We got a season two on a fabulous furry freak bros, which is sick. Hell yeah. Check out to be if you got it.

It's one of the sickest streamers. I really believe that they got the weirdest shit on and how many episodes are up now for people to watch? I think there's eight episodes up on to be baby to be real. Got to be real. Is that the commercial? Have they done that for the commercial? The to be commercial got to be real. That would be so sick. And that would get you good. Well, let's hit them up. We got them winning dead ringers. Any dead ringers? I got dead ringer. Did we already talk about this? The guy who got beat up by Mike Tyson? Everyone's like, so are you okay? Or what? It was you. And the guy took a picture that really looked like me. There was one picture that I was like, yeah, I got it. I see it. A friend of mine sent it to me without even

saying anything. I go, that's, I was like, that me. Hashtag that me. Question mark. Yeah, that was wild. Why would you ever check on fucking Mike Tyson? That is, he's already ready to go, man. But the apparently not that I read anything, but so allegedly the dude is like a scammer with like a criminal record. So like, he might have been like, I'm going to fuck with this dude and maybe collect. Damn, that's so fucked up. If that's true. Hey, the United States of attorneys. Yeah, thank you. There's another clip of Mike Tyson at like a comedy show where some dude like starts talking like, I just need to fight you. I need to fight you. If I can fight you, that's all I need. And he pulls a fucking gun out. What the fuck? Who pulls a gun out? Yeah,

the dude who's like, who's like Tyson Beckford? No, the guy who was talking to Mike Tyson, like, I got to fight you. I'm going to fight you. Right. Mike Tyson's just like sitting there. No, it was just like fucking wild. I caught it. Right. Some, some news fever dream that they all are nowadays. Yeah, yeah. Some of it's real. He's like, it's like, it's like, what happened? The fake news tornado that we tune into every fucking day. I cannot believe the president's a hologram. And I'm actually making my own vaccine and it's pretty good. It's made of dust and palm. I love it. You can push a button and it goes from dust to regular to what we call dawn liquid. So it's just a dawn liquid. So it's just a dawn, baby.

Man. That's great stuff. Yep. Yep. Yep. It is. All right. Well, that, hey man, that feels like a really good place to end it. Do you want to end it on your own? Have we done that before? We're just Blake wraps it up. Go ahead, Blake. I'm down with that. All right. TII nation. Thank you for joining in. This is the bottom of the pod and we're drawing the name right now. We got at a Toyota. You're the big winner. We're going to retweet you on our Twitter. Remember to take out your tip of your penis on Tuesday, everybody, and a popo zow to you. This is what the fuck important. Allegedly. Mash them up Mondays, dude. Mash your dick on the table Mondays. That's the word. That's good, Blake. Good job. Okay. Cool. I think we

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