This Is Important - Ep 85: I Was Today Years Old When I Found Out Salsa Bars Are Back

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

Today, this is what's important: A deep vocal register, the footlong sub, Costco, Disneyland, the Boston Dynamics robots, French words, Arby's, salsa, Kyle's farts, using a diaper as an adult, fleshlights, D&D, Pokémon cards, trans fats, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, I'm about to trap a whole bunch of piss in this diaper and still sit in it. I'm too fucking indie badass. I don't want anything encrusted. Let's go. I'm so tired. Hit that button and let's record. Dude, I didn't know you had that register, Kyle. Hit that button and let's record. Late night podcast, ladies and gentlemen. That's what cigarette smoking will get you. Why are my balls getting tangled? Do you rock that every once in a while when you need to get behind the velvet rope of a place? Let me into the club, please. Like that kind of shit.

I'd be like, right this way, King Kyle. Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Excuse me. I believe I'm in the VIP section tonight. That's crazy. How deep can you go, Blake? Let me see. What? Here we are. But mine sounds like really false. Kyle sounds normal. I sound like Tays on Day, chocolate rain. The mouth away from the mic to breathe. Chocolate rain. Chocolate rain. That's not bad, though. What about you, Wendy? What's your low? How low can you go? This is how low I can go. The lowest I can go is this. I can't go that low. Mine is like a guy with a sinus infection like, doc, I don't know.

I guess it's like this. This is low. Yeah. It feels a little wispy. It doesn't feel full and full. Your sounds really good. You should go into radio. That's where we're at, ladies and gentlemen. I think I'm in the VIP lounge tonight. If you could let me behind that rope, that'd be great. Thank you so, so, so much. I mean, what else do you think you could do? You could go to a Taco Bell and be like, actually, I'm going to cook it and walk behind into the kitchen and they'd be like, I think you should cook it. Here's the deal. I'll be putting the sour cream on my double decker tonight. Thank you.

No, no, don't stop me. Don't stop me. I'm walking behind. Where do you keep the shredded cheese? Hold the sour cream in your hand and I'll apply it. Two helpings of lettuce, please. I don't like this anymore because I can't do it. I love the bit and then I try and jump in and I'm like, where's the cookies? You guys want some cookies? You guys want some cookies? Goodbye. So it's, it's fucking late. Do you guys stay up this late, actually, sometimes? Well, yeah, we're not human roosters like you going on hikes when it's still dark. Yeah, man. It's 9.12 in the goddamn P. Okay. That's late.

That's not that bad. Really? Holy. 9, 9 p.m. is your bedtime. Yes. You're being honest. Pretty much. I mean, I'd say between 9 and 10. Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. Zoinks. Holy shit. Yeah. But then you, and what do you get up at 6? Yeah. I'm up at 6, 6, 30.

That's cool. That's cool. So are you growing? I do, I do sleep a lot. Have you noticed that you're growing? Yeah, I'm getting bigger. I'll tell you that much. Oh, Rotom. Oh boy, it's getting bigger. Damn, son.

Oh yeah, I'm growing. I had a big old, big old sandwich right for dinner tonight, baby. Wait, you had a sandwich for dinner? That's such a gangsta. Yeah. First time in a long time, bro. I eat because I'm unhappy. I forgot. He's a lunch guy. Yeah, it was Ike's. Do you guys have Ike's? Is there Ike's down in LA? Oh yeah. Ike's. I can't stop eating. Yeah, it's like the bald dude.

Yeah, yeah. Ike's, they kind of like go crazy with the sandwiches, right? That's not like one of those places that puts like the chicken tenders and mozzarella sticks on it. That's fat sals, right? Oh, fat sals is off the fucking charts. You want to talk? I'm not trying to derail this, but just a quick fat sals story. Okay. Okay. I love fat sals. I go to fat sales because it's Turtles restaurant, I think, whoever played Turtle.

Oh, is it? It's Jimmy Ferrara? Yeah, he's an investor. I gotta go. It's that guy who like got skinny and then has this restaurant. So I'm like, is he fat baiting? What are we doing here? But I go because I'm a dump truck. And the guy who like manages it comes out and is like, Blake's dad is here all the time. I can't wait to tell him I saw you. What?

And I was like, what? And he goes, yeah, he was just in here the other day. And then he'd be in there with you too, Blake. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. There was a very friendly man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that was. But the sandwiches are crazy. Yeah.

They're great, man. They're fucking, I kind of crave them now. I haven't had them in a while. I gotta go when I go to LA. Yeah, but you don't feel great after. They taste good on like the first few bites. The thing is, you gotta have half, just do half. The milkshakes are hitters though. Yes, yes, yes. The shakes. Yeah.

Your boobs are huge. Yeah, yeah. The cost of dairy. I do have, I think I had like a dumb tweet once where I was like, the greatest trick that devil ever pulled was telling, I don't know, the greatest trick that devil ever pulled was convincing us that eating a foot long sandwich is normal like fucking insane. Okay.

I think we got that through the chunk. Yeah. Did you say the greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing us that the foot long sandwich was normal? Like eating a foot long sandwich is normal because it's not right because yeah. You're saying the portion is much too large. It's huge. I think the point of a foot long sandwich, I mean, I take down the whole foot.

That's what I'm saying. I think you're going to be like, and I'll save this for dinner. Yeah. I think it's supposed to be two sandwiches probably. I know, but everyone eats a foot long and then you're like, what the fuck am I doing? It's true. And if you get a six and sandwich and eat it, you're fine. Bitch.

Yeah, that's true. You're fine and you're also a bitch. Right. You can't, I can't stop at six. I can't stop at six. I can't stop at six. It's impossible. Me neither, baby.

Me neither. Maybe on like a meatball, like a fucking big old heavy meatball sub, I could stop at six. But you know, I'm taking a bite of the other six. But weirdly, weirdly, a meatball sub, you gotta eat the foot long because it's hot. Because you're only getting three meatballs per side, right? I don't know. It depends. It depends how big the meatball is.

Yeah. Well, if it's subway, it's usually you're getting the standard, whatever. Oh, we're talking subway. Yeah. What else are we talking about? Is the subway standard three meatballs per foot long? That seems insane. How do you cut that?

That's terrible. No, no, no, no, no. Per six inch, per six inches. Oh, three per six. Let me hang on a second. Do you get six for 12? Let me, let me, one way. Yeah, it's probably about three of those.

Three of those are meatballs. Yeah, it's probably, yeah. With a little room to spare. Holy moly. I hope. I actually just got a subway last night. Terrible one. It's such a dice roll now.

Fuck yeah. Five dollar footlongs are eight dollar footlongs. What? They're eight bucks, dude. Wait, they're eight dollars? Okay. Well, inflation. Yeah, that's true.

Supply chain. Hot, hot topic, guys. This is important. Look, we can't give enough flowers to subway for when they were there during the great 2008 depression recession. They saved lives, including mine. Yes. Can't, can't go in there anymore.

No, it's. What about to get a veggie? I go in there to get a veggie. No, that's what I did. Their veggies are poisonous. They're poisonous at this point. What are you talking about? Don't do that.

Don't do that right now. I find myself going to a Jersey Mike's if I'm going to go that route. Yes. If I'm going to go like a quick sandwich like that, or I'll go to like a local sandwich place and pay. Out the asshole. Yeah, for a designer sandwich with a little bit of toast,

a hard ass bun. I don't want a fucking hard bun. If you want to know the hack, if you want to know the sandwich hack, the best and cheapest sandwich, go to your local grocery store, go to like a Ralph's or a Bond's, hit that counter.

Chicago land, go to a Jewel or a Dominix. Hit that counter, that deli counter, and they're still very reasonably priced. The vegetables are fresh as hell. Stop wasting your money on these big, big subways. Okay. You're saying go and get a sandwich made and it's cheaper than to play?

There's no way. Because I think the pre-packaged ones are going to be a little bit cheaper. I don't like the pre-packaged ones. He's a gas station man. I don't like the pre-packaged grocery store sandwich. The pre-packaged ones could not be cheaper. Why they make them in the morning?

He's so moorly. Get a sandwich from a gas station. Yeah, they make them in the morning. Who gives a fuck? No, the bread is dry. The bread is not that morning. Yeah, they make them in the morning. They make them in a morning.

They make them in a morning, brother, not that morning. That bread is dry as fuck. It's essentially they take the bread that didn't sell and put it on a sandwich. You put lipstick on a pig. Oh, gosh. It's good.

Yeah, you know all the hacks. It's like they use old milk for the chocolate milk. They use old sandwiches for the pre-packaged sandwiches. They're cutting corners. They're cutting mad corners over there. And you know what they're doing with those corners? They're turning them into croissants. Yes.

They're turning them into croissants. Yes, points. Yeah, I'll give you points. Oh, boy. It's late, guys. That was a late point. So I don't think we've ever had a laughter break with followed by a point that long.

Is that one? Sorry, dude. I'm sorry. We're moving Slayer Road tonight. Yeah, man. How many beverages do you guys have? I have an assortment. I have a bevy of beverages.

What is that? Waterloo. This is a Waterloo. It's an orange naturally flavored sparkling water. Naturally flavored. What are they talking about? Waterloo. It's a her.

What the fuck? You think I'm supposed to believe that's actually an orange in there? Absolute BS. Yeah, that shit's important. Absolute BS. This is hot topics, baby. Got it from Costco.

That's not going to be all right. Oh, is that a Costco brand? Is Waterloo a Costco brand? No. Dog, they got it there now. They got it in bulk there now. And I pick it up by the tray and I throw it in the fridge. So.

What do you pick up by the tray? Waterloo? Waterloo. They got so many dope ass drinks at Costco, dude. Yeah, I mean the liquor spot is. Is that your sparkling water brand though? Like because there's a ton of different sparkling waters. I'd love to talk about it.

Are we about to do this? Yeah. Are we about to go on a deep dive of sparkling water? I know Blake, my man is a polar guy. This is the other one they got that I fucking go after. No, no, no, no, no, no. Those are so bad, dude. Sugar water?

No, no. There's no fucking sugar in this, bro. No, no, but those are the ones that it's zero everything, right? It's zero calories. What Kyle is holding up is one of those like. It's a zero. Yeah, it's a zero.

It has zero everything, but it's the most delicious ass water soda. The cause of diarrhea. Well, it has vitamins. It has niacin, vitamin D, B6, B12, biotin, panther, acid, acid. Panthero? Yeah. Yeah, but if you drink that, you turn into a thundercat. Dude.

Yeah. Thundercat. Thundercat. Those are the same things as at the grocery store. I don't know which one. They're called ICE. They're called ICE. Yes.

And everybody swears by them because they're like. Wait. For everyone at home. How is that spelled one more time? ICE, bro. Have you heard? They're called ICE. They're spelled ICE.

I got it now. Okay. And basically. The courage in the future. Basically, they're all zero everything. They're zero sugar. They're zero fucking calories, all that stuff. And people are like, hey, this is legit,

but I'm telling you something is fucking up. Like they're putting crystals in your nuts or something. What the fuck? Zero sugars doesn't mean there's no sweeteners. They're still sweet. Sweetest. They're still sweeteners. There's no sweetener in this.

You're tripping. I'm not. No, that shit is going to fuck you up. You are tripping. What's happening is you drink that, and then the dozers from Fraggle Rock will live in your mouth. In your cock. In your nuts.

Like saying it's building crystals in the nuts, which I don't like. But I think it's just a fucking deal. It's I bought it. It's for sure a deal. It's a Costco thing. It's not going to hurt you. Was it 10 for 10?

Is it 10 for 10? 10 for 10. I don't know, dude. I don't know. Okay. Okay. Money bags. Okay.

I don't know. See ya. Grab the tray. That's unbelievable. Freaking see it's all the monies, Lushen. I'm a Costco business guy. Okay. I got the business.

You get there early? What now? What does that now? What does that mean? I got the business executive. The spell business. Okay. I got the black card for Costco.

Wait a minute. I just heard about this. Isn't that the card that can like put you through Costco College or something? I heard some shit. Just going back to school. You can get solar. You can get contacts. You can get lenses.

You can go to the college. Costco College. Yes. I believe I'm going to be enrolling in Costco College in the fall. Get those eyes checked. Oh yeah, the bitch. I think the black card just means they're watching you while you're in there. They're like, you have to pull it out and shamefully be like, and keep an eye on me.

I might go hand. And so you can go back and get hella samples. That's what I think. It's like you can go around and get sample round two and sample round three if you got the black card. Oh, damn. That's how I play it. I'm sorry, sir. You were just here.

Let's have someone for the kids and you just hold the card up and you hold it up. I say, actually, I'm a business guy. Is it like the Disney person who walks you around the tour guide when you pay extra? You go front of the line at the sample? I think that's what the Costco black card is. Yes. Should we tell people who are listening out there how much that costs? Should we tell them?

I mean, dude, it's some insane amount. So if you guys are ever at Disneyland or Disney World and you see somebody in a group of like from like four to 10 people, I think it is, being like walked around by a guide and they get to then they go in the best. They have a plaid outfit and they skip the line and all that stuff. Those people paid $11,000. Yeah. Is that really?

I thought it was more. I thought it was like 25. We were breaking it down. And I think it's 11 for up to eight or 10 people. Yeah. I just remember them being like, and did you want to do this? Cause like that's what so and so did some, some whatever, some other actor. And I was like, oh, for sure.

We definitely have to do that. And then they go to 11 G's and I'm like, I'm bringing my family of four. There's no fucking way my kids are worth that. Sorry. Yeah. No, no, no. And we just got the fast pass. And by the way, shout out to my guy who we got there.

He saw me and he goes, hey, let me just give you that shit on your phone and you could just walk up. And I was like, done. Smokable, smokable. So here's the fucking thing about that because I just did three days at the Disneyland parks. Okay. Both of them three days. The first day because I work for Disney. Right.

I had the plaid vest. Okay. We were led around. They let you wear it. You wore the best. We were led around. I got to be the tour guy. Okay.

No, but we were led around and we got to the front of the line and all that. Yeah. And we got the perks. We didn't tell what the service does. It allows you to go on every single ride front of the line. I feel like I said that. You did? Yeah, he did say that.

Oh my bad. I wasn't listening. Shut up, bitch. And you also have service guys or wealths of knowledge about the park. So you can ask any question like, hey, what's up with that? They become your friend by the end of the day. Oh, dude. They really do.

It's Cable Guy. Yes. Yeah. And also they're in all your pictures on the rides. Like it's pretty cool. Shout out to Justin. Yeah, but they know how to sit kind of like emotionless. Their face is dead.

That they sit emotionless. Oh, no. They have fun with it. They'll be like, they know where all the cameras are. It's sick. Cameras right there. There's another guy. They're sick.

So that's like a thing is, you know, that's it. It was cool. We did both parks, California Adventure and fucking Disneyland in one day. That's a come up, bro. Like with 10 people. So it was just. What is that? Like 40,000 steps?

My God, man. That's like an Ironman competition. Yeah, we were on Disneyland. We were hitting 25K a day. Damn, son. Where'd you find that? Yeah. So then though, we didn't have it for the next two days

and we use the fucking Genie Pass. That's just on the, on the app. It's the Genie Pass. R.I.P. Robin Williams. R.I.P. You never had a friend like me, baby. Did you show them the Aguilera drum set or what? Yeah.

Oh, I found it the other day, guys. I have, I know where it is, but it's in the other house. We're going to have to post that. Where the hell did you find that? Dude. Well, I recently did that Disney thing with the, the guide because Perk of the Job, I have a show woke on Hulu. Check it out.

But it's part of Disney. Mine was for Shadows. It's a very good show, too. Yes. Yeah. Hello. What we do in the Shadows, sorry. So I got to do it, which was sick.

Did you ride the newest Star Wars ride? What's it called? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh man, it is sick, dude. It was dope. How's it? Dude.

It was dope. I did it. You did? Was it there, was it there three years ago? Was it brand new? No, no. It just came out. It popped off right when COVID started and they're like,

ah, fuck. Right. You're like hovering. You're hovering on the floor. I couldn't figure out how we were moving because you're in like a car that's moving by itself and you're like, what, how is this happening? Yeah, it's, it's a trackless.

Magnets. Right. How do they work? It's all with magnets. Exactly. And you're going up and down and you're interacting with fucking screens and then you're also interacting with real life people and maybe some storm

troopers get just, okay. If you're at all a fan of Star Wars, it's pretty fucking cool. It's like you're in the movie. Do they have the Avatar land anymore? That's not at this Disneyland. It might be in Disney World though. I've heard that that's the only thing that even comes

close to the Star Wars ride. Like it's just very immersive in series. I think that's so dope. And exactly what theme parks need to be doing is shit like that. Fully immersed, like escape room type shit for your groups. It makes other rides suck though. It really makes other rides fucking stupid after that.

It's better than roller coasters? No, no, no, no. That's a whole different level. Like if you're a magic mountain boy, like there's nothing that's going to fucking change that. Right, right. If you're a Six Flags carrier. Yeah.

If you figure that then you're going over to Pixar. You're going to go do the Incredibles ride. That's about all they have down in Anaheim for you. Yeah, Disneyland's not the place. No, they got the cars. The Cars Ride's fun. The Cars Ride is nothing. No, the Cars Ride is dope.

It's fast. It's got some speed. For like a three or four year old? It's great. Well, three or four year old. But we're talking big boys. Yeah, of course. My three year old son loved them all.

Okay. All right. All right. It is. Sorry. Sorry, I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired.

I'm tired. Sorry. I wasn't wearing the vest. Don't sleep on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. That ride is sick. Bro, the Garden Galaxy was so sick, dude. The Guardian was so sick. You didn't go on it.

That shit. I wasn't ready for it to fucking go up and down like that. I didn't know. I was lying. No, you didn't go on it. You call the Garden Galaxy. Yeah, it's the old hotel. What?

The Garden Galaxy. The Gardens of the Galaxy. What? The Gardens of the Galaxy. What? This is Marvel, dude. It's Guardians. This is the way.

Yeah, Chris Pratt. He's all up in that shit. I know. I saw it. Yeah. The Galaxy Garden. Bro, I wasn't fucking ready for that. How it bounced up and down and shit.

Oh, I just love rides. I can't do. I did like the Back to the Future ride back in the day. Yeah. Which is similar ride. Right? At Universal. No, that's that was like a,

with all the rides kind of. Isn't that the same kind of thing where like you're watching a movie, but you're also moving? Guardians ain't that, brother. What is it? It's a real drop. It's a real ass drop. Yeah.

Guardians is actually like Drop Zone, like the Wesley Snipes ride, the Drop Zone one. Dude. There's a Wesley Snipes Drop Zone ride. Yeah. Where is that? Yes, at Great America. At Great America when we were kids.

Yeah. Santa Clara. It's not there anymore for sure, but they had Top Gun, Days of Thunder. Yep. Drop Zone. You guys had like Bootleg.

Dude. We had Hard Targets. Well, it was like a Paramount thing. We had Drop Zone. We had the Pelican Brief was the water ride. Like what are you talking about? The rides we had were like Batman. They were like the premier movies.

That's Magic Mountain. That's Magic Mountain. We're talking about Great America. It was like the closest one to us in the Bay Area. Yeah. Where was it? Why are you saying Drop Zone is, that's a cool name.

Because that movie made no money. Like nobody knows that's an actual movie. It's not an upper echelon movie. No one's going to see that. It fit the ride so well though. I don't even think I've seen Drop Zone. And I'm the biggest Wesley Snipes fan ever. Wow.

Yeah. You've never seen it. It's good, right? Yeah. It's really good, right? It's kind of like skydiving. So we have a status that I think I'm the only person who's seen Drop Zone and you've never wrote it though.

You're like defending it, Kyle. You're like, how do you? Yeah, but have you seen gardens of the galaxy though? It's a bagel. Dude, the story kind of got swept under the rug. But did you see that like young, he was kind of a youngster, dude who like died on one of those Drop Zone rides?

Horrifying. It was on the news. But it got, I don't, I forget, I think like the war in Ukraine was just starting to pop off. So it kind of got buried. But bro, it was one of the worst videos I've seen on the news. Oh, have you watched it? No.

Like you see the homie like shoot out. Yeah, it's like he's like a torpedo flies out. But the thing that's sad is like, before he like leaves to go off on the ride, he's like, yeah, I don't, I don't think I'm buckled in right. And the guy's like, no, you're good, you're good. It's his own like the security camera?

Yes, dude. It's all on camera. And then he comes flying down, flies out of the seat and just fucking splats like a torpedo, dude. It's so sad. Bro, there was a, I mean, yeah, that's the worst. I will say that I had a new fear.

Why are you doing this? I'm sorry, dude. It sticks with me. I had a new fear pop up at Disneyland, bro. All right. Now he's got a new fear. What? Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Or did you say you got a no fear t-shirt? No, you know how you have to buckle into the little cars ride and shit, you know, and it goes hella slow and you're looking and you're having hella fun. That ride fucking like stopped for like 10 minutes. Yeah, kind of like getting stuck in an elevator. And there's no way of like loosening up your harness. Wherever it's at is where it is.

And you can't. What? I fucking hated that, dude. How long were you stuck? It scared the absolute shit out of me. Like I was having a panic attack. Why? You were just there.

Yeah, what the hell? I don't know what it was just like. Did you need to go pee pee poo poo? No, no pee pee poo poo. I had already done that. I just got freaked. Like if something happened, I couldn't actually get out, you know. But what was going to happen?

Oh, I don't know where a werewolf or was your kid by you? Or did you start to? Did you start to freak out? Like, did you scare your family? I did. Was it like daddy? My wife was like, what's going on? And I was like starting to sweat.

Drive with the seatbelt. Yeah, but you always have the choice to unbuckle it, Anders. I don't think you're. I know, but are you not always, not always motherfucker? All right. What do you mean? What are you talking about? You're not going to.

Yeah, you're fine. You're restrained in something. I guess I just don't, I have no time for this fear. No, I mean, well, that's fine. I don't expect you to. I'm just sharing because we have time to fill. Okay. This is true.

We got episodes just. Because I've just tried to look at the clock and fucking white. That is fucked up. Yeah. You like spiders? Spiders don't bother me, man. Spiders don't. What if a homie was hugging you and refused to let go?

See that? I'm terrified. Human contact. A forever hug. If it's a cold machine embracing me, that's, that seems natural. That's fine. But what if it was just like a hug that just lasted really long? A guy or worse, someone from your family holding it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your father. Yeah. Like someone. No, sir. I don't like it.

Someone so emotionally distraught, they just refuse to let go of the hug. Yeah. That's a toughie. Like Donald Trump handshake style, where you're like, how long is this going to last, dude? Yeah, wait, I don't remember that. I'll take the human over the machine. Okay.

I will take that. All right. I don't like the machine. I don't like it. They don't have a brain. Dude, you better be ready. We're going to have to fight those things soon. The fucking AIs out there?

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From Boston Robotics. I don't think it's real. I personally think it's all CGI. What are you talking about? You can buy one. They're 70 Gs. Actually, no way. Yeah, if you get tickets at Disney, they're free for $75,000.

Okay, here's my thing. Let me ask you guys. Have we talked about this on the pot? I don't know. Have you guys ever seen one in real life? A cyber dog? Yes, one of those Boston Robotics. Okay, we're still talking about that.

Robot dogs. Have you ever seen one in real life? No, final answer. Yeah, no, no over here as well. Think of all the shit we've been to, all the events, all the crazy stuff we've done, and you never ever have seen one of those things. Like, come on. I haven't been anywhere in two years.

You're actually convinced that these are deep fakes? These are just like CG, like they're just painting, augmenting reality? Yes. We had remote control helicopters in the Wargogs writer's room that we got for $40 at Target. Yeah, if you pay $75,000, guess what? There's a fucking robot dog that has lidar. I don't, man, the way they move, it just doesn't look real to me, dude. It's not real?

It doesn't look real. Why? It doesn't look real. Blake, they're real. They're just as real as those robots. Have you seen them try and they push over the guy and he's like... Yeah, that is super fake. Those ones are the most fake of it.

Like the ones where they start fighting back and shit. Because I think what we're doing is we're tapping into Blake's fears. Right. It's not real. And they're real. You're like, you can't be real. They're real. We go, no.

I'm a man. I mean, it is scary when you think about something possibly with that amount of strength turning on you without any kind of... You can't stick your fucking hand down that thing's throat to stop it. You know what I mean? There's some robots you can't do that to them. What do you do? What do you do?

But they're being funded by the US government. Like they're for sure making Johnny 5. And if one of those things gets struck by lightning, we got a fun movie on our hands. Yeah, we do. But if they don't... It's gonna happen, right? Why are they funding that? What is the point of funding that?

So we don't have to send human people to go into a war. Yeah, you send robots to kill humans. Yeah. Yeah. Cyber soldiers? Yes. Yes. For real cyber soldiers.

I'm a man. Bro. I started watching T2 the other day and I was like, this is... This... Like CyberDyn is online. It's go time. SkyNet. CyberDyn.

SkyNet. SkyNet. That's what it was. SkyNet, man. Made by CyberDyn. Thank you. But wasn't that the whole thing? Isn't that all like the main geniuses in the world say?

Like the way that humans are gonna go extinct is actually from the freaking AI? From like robots killing us? Sure. Or we're gonna bomb each other first. Right. Nah. Or we're gonna keep eating these foot-long sandwiches because the greatest trick the devil ever could convince us to pull was that eating...

Portion control. The cost of diarrhea. Portion control. Damn. Portion control. That just makes me want to go to a fucking claim jumpers. It's been a long time since I hit up a damn claim jumper. That's a good idea.

That's a real good idea. They have pies, correct? Claim jumpers has like... Dato skins. Yeah, kind of is what it's like. What would you cause? Like frontier food or something. It's the idea of...

Is that actually frontier food? It's the idea of... Yeah, but remember their portions are just gigantic. Are they? Humongous. And they have a salad bar. I wonder if that shit's back open. Salsa bars are back.

So... Thank you, God. Yeah. Salsa bars are back. Salsa bars are back, bros. That was the title of the episode. Like it's fucking... It's game on.

You can get your little uh... Your little um... Salsa? Look at the little tiny... What are the little things called? What are the fucking little things called? Cups? It's not like cups.

It's like... Sport peppers? There's an actual... Banana peppers? Ramekin. Ramekin. Thank you. You can get your little plastic ramekin.

Fill that bad boy up with all the different salsa. I'm sorry. The name of the little cup is called a ramekin? A ramekin, yeah. Blake, I'm so happy you pulled that, bro. So happy. Yeah, well I worked in the food industry. God, you crushed.

The service industry. You crushed. Okay. Go on. It's called a ramekin. It's a ramekin with a top. Is that the brand that makes it? Or what does ramekin mean?

Or is that indigenous to the food industries? I think it's like, what makes a bowl a bowl, you know? I think you're asking that type of question. Why do we call it a plate? There we go. Except for... But ramekin is such an odd word, you know? The history of the ramekin word.

If the producers could just hit me with ramekin. That shit's important. That's the spelling. Rame-a-lam-a-ding-do. I think it's spelled R-A-M-I-K-A-N. Did you say A-I? Wait a minute. Here we go.

There we go. Buckle up, T-I-Nation. We're about to go on the Wikipedia for ramekin. It's a small dish. The term is derived from the French around queen or a cheese or meat-based bowl baked in small mold. Okay. Yeah.

So it's from a... You can't read. So let's say it's a French, it's a small bowl. Bowl, it's a bowl of mold. So basically, it's like shea lounge. Like we've just kind of bastardized how we say it. Okay. Ramekin.

Ramekin. Shea lounge, chase, a chase. So they call it... How do you say that? Do you say a shea or chase? People say chase. Some people say shea. Some people say...

Chasse. Some people do say chasse, right? I don't know, man. I think you always call it a chase. I think there's several ways to say it. I don't even know what your fucking word that is, to be honest. Like, you know, like a little, the end of your couch? Oh, congratulations, Blake, you win.

Yeah, I guess I'm too fucking indie badass. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't know what a shea lounge is. Do you know what a foyer is? All right, bro. Too indie badass. Do you know what a foyer is?

I guess I'm too indie badass. He's such an indie, you're too indie badass. You don't know what foyer is. Never heard of it. Oh, my God. I guess I'm too indie badass. No, not for me. Not for me.

I'm gonna... Now, as an indie badass, how do you spend your days? What's on your... What's on the... Ride. Gripping. What's on the menu this evening, sir? So that's on the menu tonight.

Oh, that's a good one. Ribs. Ribs. Ribs. So the indie badass is eating ribs. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Back?

I want my baby back. Baby back, baby back. I want my baby. That was always my guy, was the low voice in that. Yes, you can be that guy. Coming in close, I say, barbecue sauce. Wow. Fuck it.

I'm the... I'm this guy. Love that chicken and papas. I'm this guy. But I'm done, done, done. We got the beef. Here's that guy. From, from, from.

The fact that they use that fucking sample in a Carl's Jr. Hardest commercial blows my mind. Oh, wait. I'm trying to do the Arby's where it goes. Oh, yeah. No, no, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. Arby's is so fucking good, dude.

I'm sick of people slandering Arby's. We've got the... Well... What's the deal with Arby's? I haven't eaten it. I haven't had it in forever. They got nothing vegetarian. Here's the thing.

I was just going to say, Blake, he's talking about people slamming it. When's the last time you had it, pal? Uh, it's been a minute. They're hard to come by. They started to just close down. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

They're not moving. They're not a fucking taco truck that you have to follow. The big hat, baby. Yes. Right there. Right by the Gower Gulch, dog. It's some sort of hard knowledge, wouldn't you know where it is?

That's a big hat, baby. That's a big hat. And for the listeners out there, I was... This is going to be one of those. I was today years old when I learned that Arby's is Arby's as in roast beef. Whoa, that's like M. Night Shalamond me, dude. Which I learned, I guess like 15 years ago,

but some people, you're learning it right now. You were today years old. I was today years old when I learned that Arby's. God, that's such a good one for the whiteboard. That is a good one. Oh my goodness. I was today years old when I learned that Kyle's fear is a roller coaster seatbelt.

Hey, well, I did not have that on my 2022 bingo card. That's a good one. Oh, man. I'm really pumped on the salsa bars being back. I was super scared by that. What kind of salsa do you like? What color do you like like a? A smoky.

Oh, Verde, boy. Oh, Verde, Verde. Verde. I like them all. I don't like the smoky ones. That's like the Chipotle. Oh, yeah. Or Sharkies, their main salsas a little.

I like it, but it's a little too smoky. I think there's a time and a place for the smoke. There's a time and a place. I don't mind the Chipotle like Tabasco sauce. The Casa Diaria. When you go to Chipotle and you get the Chipotle Tabasco, that's kind of good. Okay.

The little smoky style. So you need a hot Chipotle. Cholula? Oh, yeah. Wait, no. No, it's like Chipotle Tabasco. It's like darker. It's like darker.

It's like they make their own. I thought it was Cholula because everybody just started gaffling that shit and they were like, okay, we tried to be nice and now everyone's stealing our salsa. Who was gaffling the Cholulas? They don't have Cholula at Chipotle. Oh, from Chipotle. Sorry, I forgot where we were.

What am I thinking of then? Baja Fresh. You're probably thinking Baja Fresh, brother. Baja Fresh has a salsa bar. Baja Fresh is, oh, much loved at Baja. Almost went there yesterday. I like the black salsa that they have there. Yes, but that's very smoky.

And it's in the toilet. You have to go to the toilet with your ramen can. Diarrhea. No one to make. Pizza, pizza. It's got bite, but it's tasty. For me, Verde, it's hit or miss. Right?

Like, what? It's like it's good on like chicken, but like, or maybe it's good. No, it's good on beef, but I don't prefer it on chicken. I'm thinking, well, I'm thinking only chips here, but that's what I'm kind of basing. Well, obviously. Yeah, we're going for it.

We're going, we're just going by chips and salsa. All right, you can't, no more like weird X factors. I don't know what this chicken or like putting it over taco is. There's too many flavors to judge. This is what you pour it in your burrito as you eat your burrito. Oh yeah, that's the best. Every bite. I do like that move.

Yeah, you throw a little bit on each bite. Yeah. That's a goodie. Loose but whole. I want to take back later. You can have a take back. I want to take back. Let's see what happens from you.

What did I do? You can have one. You said chips only and then you go, yeah, no burritos is bomb. No, I like the move. I like, I'll take it back, but I like the move of putting that. I'm not saying that. Oh, okay. You like the move.

I'm so sorry. I misinterpreted that as exactly what I was talking about. Hey, what? Yeah, I apologize early. I have an early, I'm going to have an early apology right now. I'm tired. You're going to have an early morning if you don't fuck it. I'm going to be knocking on the door.

I'm tired and I'm just having trouble keeping up. Yeah, dude, I'm struggling. I'm sorry, man. Cut to commercials real quick. Yeah, we might have to. Just real quick. Just let us assess some shit. We might have to.

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but now we're smacked out of it, baby. Smacked out. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

I didn't go a little gassy tonight. I'll say that. OMG. The farts, they're back, baby. Dear God, the farts. No face, Kyle. Your face. Your face.

Have you? OMG. Dude, his face, when he's looking at you, it's like when a kid is taking a dump in the curtains and they're just staring you down. Taking a dump in the curtains. Yeah. I don't know what that reference is. You know how like little kids go hide to take shit sometimes?

I don't let them. In the curtains? I won't let them. Oh, like when they're wearing a diaper. I'm specifically going back to when my mom had a, ran a daycare and like little homie would go like behind the curtains, but you could still see him and you just know he's shit in his pants. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, no, is he shit in his pants or is he shit in his diaper? Cause. Same thing. Okay. Oh, it is.

Good. I'm just going to start wearing diapers. Yeah. I guess I've just been shitting my diapers. If it's the same thing, I'm just going to fucking start wearing diapers. It'd be so much more efficient. Normalize it. Now's the time.

Normalize it. Now's the time. Normalize it, bitch. I mean, Blake would wear one, but it's too much of an indie badass. Loose, butthole. That is the most indie badass shit you could do. Wear diapers. Are you serious?

Well, homie on Howard Stern wears them when he goes to concerts. Is that a pee or a poop? Yeah. So he doesn't have to miss a song. Yeah. That's not a bad idea, man. He'll piss or shit in his diaper. That is hell a while.

Well, shit. Hopefully you're not shitting. But if you have, you have to, you know, I don't know that I could walk around with a fucking shit in my, in my diaper. You know, I think that would be the weirdest shit on planet Earth. You might get a retweet. It's the whole world gone crazy. Like if you're walking around with a shit in your diaper at a concert, bro, I don't

know. You're going to order another beer. That's wild. That would be really, I honestly, I don't even know if I could piss myself purposely. Really? I mean, how long has it been since you've just been standing there? Like we've trained our body and our minds to not do it. So to just like rip it, it's like the ultimate bad boy.

Yeah. I mean, you're right. It's been a while. The ultimate indie bad boy move. That's a bad boy move right there. Indie, indie bad. Like we got to do this. We got to go buy diapers and then on the podcast, wet ourselves.

First one to do it wins. Yeah, that's hot. I could do it. I could do it. Cause sometimes even when I like, you know, we'll be in the pool, like I'll just get out and then you just pee, you know, you just pee your shorts. Like on the cement. Yeah.

Just like, ha, ha, ha. I know, but there's something already innate there that you're like, I'm invading to it. I'm wet and dripping already. There's things that are kind of built in that help you. Yeah. It's flowing off. You're right. Yeah.

It's going away from the body. It'd be weird to be like... But to just be sitting where you are now. And I'll be like, I'm about to trap a whole bunch of piss in this diaper and still sit in it. I could do it. You think? I could do it.

It is nasty, dude. You think? Yeah. I could piss my pants. Do it right now. I don't want to. How long could you wear it afterwards? No, no, I'm not even, I don't care about that.

You don't care about that. I mean, I'd love to hear about it, but... I feel like it'd be very difficult for me to just rip it like that. No, I could piss my pants. No problem. And then the follow-up. That's awesome. And then the follow-up, how long could you sit there in a diaper?

That's fucking cool. Shit my pants would be tough. I mean, can you imagine shitting your pants? I can if it's like, you know, sometimes when like the coffee hits you wrong and it just drops hella quick and it's like, oh, damn, like I'm racing my car home, I'm sweating, I might shit my pants. Yes. No, you know that.

I know that. I don't drink coffee, but I believe you. I guess when I have had like a frappuccino twice a year, yeah. It's hit you hard. I mean, you're just talking about when you get a really, really fucking hard trigger warning. It's like, you gotta fucking go take care of it. It's right.

Batter up. Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea? I still don't know about fucking spraying into a diaper, though. You know what I mean? It is like, just the physics. Just the physics of it. It kind of kind of might shoot up your back. It might shoot up your back.

That's what happens to my kids. Yeah. Blowout. Yeah, you have a blowout. Hey, honey, we got a blowout after the podcast. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the cause of diarrhea. I had a blowout.

Shit, man. I had a blowout during the pod. Fuck. Can you help me? Hey, guys, the look on their faces would be classic. Saturdays. Saturdays for the boys. You guys are fucked up, seriously.

The fact that we're even talking about this right now is so fucked up. Hey, man, that's just what happens when you get three guys in a room being guys. It's so fucked. It's not even guys. We're like fucked up guys, you know? No, you're sick. Hey, I got a new. Speaking of men, I got a new sick kind of idea called sick and twisted.

You're sick and he's twisted. And it's just dude shit in their pants. Yeah, talking about blowouts. I'll take it. Right. We need Spike TV back. That's the end. Oh my God.

What happened to Spike TV? The men awards or the guy come awards or whatever. Guy choice awards. Those things are sick. Did Spike have original content? What was Spike's original content? Yeah, yeah. I think didn't they have like one million ways to die or something?

Was that their show? Do you remember that? Didn't they have Blue Mountain State? Oh, Blue Mountain State, I believe was. That's Spike TV? Right? Yeah. I think so.

Oh, legendary. Yeah. Spike TV rocks. I remember an episode of that show where everyone borrowed the flashlight and they all got gonorrhea. Oh, nice. Yeah. I was like, fuck. I was like, God, that's good.

That's good. Let's go. Like the whole football team was like, hey, I got a flashlight. Oh, cool. And then it would like went missing and people kept borrowing it and I'm like, that would have been an episode that we would have done. Wow. We got gonorrhea.

We got flashlights for free, right? When we were doing workaholics, it was kind of wild. Yeah. It was a, that was a dark, dark period. I think it was. Something about like fully gearing up to beat off just didn't seem right. And then I like threw it in the dumpster of my house and was like, is someone gonna be like, come on. Remember it was like weird because you had pick out what porn star you wanted, right?

Right. Yes. Because it was a mole. Right. They were moles. I know who you got. Like, I remember being like, how do you know what that you were like, the bomb? I'll let you say it.

I know who it is. It's double A. At Aisa Akira? Yeah. That how you say it? You were like quick on it. You were like, Aisa Akira for me over here. Over here, Aisa Akira.

I want to say mine was, God, I can't remember her name. Tall. Tall. Like Asian-ish with like giant cans. Huh. That doesn't narrow it down, brother. All right. Let's trim out the last part.

No, no, no, no, no. She was like famous. She was like famous. Legit famous. I can't remember. She's like a nurse now or like a doctor. Tall Asian-ish with giant. Do you remember how they would tell you to clean it and just throw it in the dishwasher?

Oh yeah, the tanga egg. Like that was the gnarliest part for me. That is so fucked up. Because it is. It's like you do it once and then you're just like, well, that's it. That's never going to, that's, we'll just throw this out now, right? Like just throw it out. How dare you?

How dare you wash it with other dishes with people in your household? No, that's what I didn't do. I just tossed it. The concept of washing a fucking, whatever flesh. You got a hand wash it, brother. The concept of washing. I don't know. That shit was wild.

I think I just ditched it. I was like, oh, it's all good. Just hand wash it, take it out back and like, you know, kind of beat it against the rock and then hang it up on the clothesline. Sand blast it. He's just got four, what are they called? What? What are these things?

Flesh lights. The flesh lights. I was going to say pocket pussy, but that sounded offensive. That's what I was almost going to say, but then I'm like, that's not it. What were those? Wait, you said that's offensive? Well, it's not as, it's not as nice as flesh light. I don't even know what a pocket pussy was.

Yeah. What was that? Now we're being crass. It's gross. Isn't that the same thing? I, is it? But it wasn't, it was before like they... Sorry, I'm just watching porno now.

Yeah, Der's kind of drilled off. No. I'm just looking for this chick. Commercial break. You guys get the commercials. I'm just looking for this chick now. Y'all ready for this? All right.

We're back from commercials. Everybody's feeling pretty good. What up, everybody? Der's, Der's has gotten completely off the rails. He's no longer here. Let me try Ex-Amster. He's on Ex-Amster and the other one... You're really trying to find this person?

She's a huge star. It's going to bug me. It really... Look up her eye or like what movie? I know we're going to hang up. I know I'm already... What movie was she in? Top Gun.

Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. Top Gun. Cock Gun. I don't know. I don't fucking know what movie. Gosh. But I know in the middle of the night I'm going to go it was so and so.

Der's is really... By the way, then after they gave us the ones that were like named after people, then we got the Tanga Eggs. Oh, the Tanga Eggs. Legit. We've talked about those before. Yeah, we did that. But then we got this like fucking fax machine that you stick your dick in.

Do you remember this thing? What? I don't remember this. I don't think I got that one. Honestly, it was like the size of a portable speaker that you'd bring to a pool party. Right? And then at the bottom there was just the entrance. Wait, what?

Yeah. It was like sticking your dick into like a contraption from the movie Saw. I'm sorry, mama. Right? The dude is like, I got a thing trapped around his head. He's like, I can't get it off. Damn. I feel like you might have just bought...

What the hell is that? You might have just bought this on your own time, bro. Yeah, I don't know what the hell that... I don't think this was a sponsor thing. This is just something you might... The pleasure chest. That's kind of cool, though. No, this was a thing.

I might have got it out of the box real quick. I'll say that. Damn. That's kind of cool. Like a mystery box. Right. So you don't know what's happening inside there, but it feels good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's some indie bad boy shit you guys wouldn't even know. It was too crazy. It was like, you had to have like dexterity. Oh, shit. You had to have like a really tricked out Marvel card rating to be able to operate this thing. Yeah.

Your dexterity had to be way up. Quite high. Whoa. People are real friendly around here. Yeah. You had to get a 30-sided die to roll some high dexterity. There we go. A little D&D ref.

Nice, brother. You've been playing? Wow. You've been playing some D&D? My kid's been building characters and stuff, yeah. Really? In D&D? Yeah.

Dope. That is fucking cool. I want to cry just hearing that. That's so cool. Yeah. And he's getting into Pokemon where I just, I'm like, I don't know. Oh my gosh, dude. This is going to be a whole new world for you.

I don't know. You don't even touch that shit. No. It's so outside of your comfort zone. Dude, you would be an incredible DM though. Yeah, you would. Like, you would be a really great DM. You'd be a killer dungeon master.

Slide in my dungeon master. But I used to do it because I went to a sports camp, but I wasn't like a sports kid. From Borno to D&D. DP to D&D to ATM. But the back of the bus was me and like the four other kids that were not like baseball kids or whatever it was. Right. And this one counselor would just be like, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons.

And he would just be like, you're this, this is your power. You're this, this is your power. You're this, whatever. And then he'd be like, you're entering the temple. You're looking for the jewels. Right. And you get in this room. All of a sudden, the ceiling's coming down.

What are you going to do? And you're like, he has a bow staff. Use your staff to support him. He's like, okay, we can get to the next room. I like what's going on here, guys. And that's where I learned the bones of storytelling. That's, that's exactly right. That's why you would be a really good dungeon master.

Shout out. Yeah. I will say that like when we got the show and we would sit around a table all day. Jason Alchol, shout out. Shout out, Jason Alchol. I love you. When we got the show and started writing around a writer's room table, it felt like old school D&D just making shit up and trying to get the characters where you needed them to go.

Yeah. That would be a really sick writer's room if you really laid it out like a D&D game. It's a bagel. That is a bagel. You sound just like that guy. It's a bagel. I mean, it is, it is that you go, you go, all right, these are the characters. Now it creates scenarios for them and use the things based on what we've already agreed

on, are there, you know, strengths, weaknesses, etc. And the showrunner is like the, the dungeon master. Yeah. Or the head writer, depending on what their interactions are, you know. You, the audience are the dungeon master. I love that. Choose your own adventure. But yeah, that's what it is.

That's the little tidbit for the day, guys. With the Pokemon, is it, is it Pokemon cards? Is he going down that road? It's kind of expensive, I think. All I know is that he rolled up on me and was like, he just flat out goes. So how many, um, like different powers out there? And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like Pokemon.

I go, I still don't know. Yeah. So then he was like, I have these cards and he's like, so I Google it. And I'm like, okay, there's fire, metals, fighting, fire. Psychic, right? There's electricity. Psychic, fairy, water. Yes.

There's lightning. And so he has those cards. I don't know where we go from here. Yeah. I think he must be playing the Pokemon card game. He's inventing characters now. Well, the Pokemon card game, my nephew will play Pokemon cards with me too, but he's not playing like where you actually have to cast whatever their form of mana is.

Yeah. You just, he's playing where you just like, is my number bigger than your number? And you put it down. It was just war? Right. It's just basically war with Pokemon cards. I was like, what about all this? You have to cast all this.

This is your life source. He's like, we don't play with that. Like, oh, okay. Yeah. All right. I give him a heads up before he went to school. I go, don't trade. You're going to get your ass kicked.

No, no. I was like, don't trade cards with anybody. Yeah. I don't care. I don't care what they say. I don't care if you like the look of their cards. You don't know what you're doing yet. Don't you fucking trade cards?

Wow. I love it. I was just like, no, I was like, I was like, do not trade cards. One more about this before somebody tricks you into getting their shitty cards for your good cards. He was like, okay. Well, yeah. Like, cause what?

Like, is it Jake Paul or Logan? One of the Paul brothers, like, where's that Pikachu around his neck because it's worth like $5 million or something? It's something insane. Allegedly. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't even know what it is.

It's some Pikachu card, I think. Allegedly. Like the OG. Yeah, must be. It's like one of one. I'm in encrusted. He just fucking rolls for it right here. It's nuts, dude.

I'm like, what is this? Yeah. I don't want anything encrusted. Uncrustables. Yay, man. I guess I'm uncrustable. That's where I'm at. Those are delicious.

Those are like super bad for you, though, right? Uncrustables? Yeah. Those are just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without the crust? Yeah, but they're loaded with like sugar and like trans, trans fat. I like, I like. You said it. Fats, trans or otherwise.

I like them. Yeah. They're great. We're huge fans. Hey, any takebacks or? Apologies. Public apologies. Any, any personal takebacks and statements?

I want to say sorry to the trans fat community. I'm very sorry about that. Uncrustables are very, very yummy. Right. They have, what is it? It's jelly and peanut butter built in and then like just white bread. What does the, what does the. What is the meaning of this?

What does the trans stand for in trans fats? What? Do you guys know? What does the trans stand for in trans fats? Oh God, you sound like such a boomer. You're stepping in it. Boomer. Okay, boomer.

Transfermate is probably transformation fats. Transformative. Transformative fats. Transylvanian fats. Trans. Okay. Anna knows. Trans unsaturated.

Trans unsaturated fatty acids. Ladies and gentlemen. Wait, but yeah. What is the trans? That doesn't answer with the trans. Trans. You fucking idiots. Transformative.

Anna, we love you. I'm kidding. You're free. I'm not. But am I kidding? I take back. I take, my, my, my take back is calling her an idiot. Yeah.

When we were asking what trans is short for and then she put in the comments a longer name that doesn't explain what trans is short for. Maybe it's. Trans. Trans. Transitional. Unsaturated. Transformative.

Transformative. Unsaturated fatty acids. Transformers. Transformers. Unsaturated fatty acids. I have. Guys, what do you think the odds are? Anna's really mad at me when we get off of this.

We'll find out. And there's like, like there's an aside where it's like, don't do that. I go. I go. I go. Yeah, I did. It was a little crazy. I respect you.

I appreciate it. All right. Good night, everyone. Understood. You hang back for a second. Dude, like the teacher when she'd say, and I'd like to see you after class. Oh my God. Those were the worst.

You're like, go up, but then she just ends up. Then, you know, that was like that. She's about to fuck you. She's about to fuck you, bro. Because we all know what that means. All teachers are trying to fuck your students. We've established this. Previous episodes.

And I'm going to see you after class. That 12 year old's about to fuck a woman. I have zero takebacks, but I do have an admission to make. Oh my God. I want to admit something to you guys. It's been Adam the whole time. Oh God, I miss Adam so much. That son of a bitch.

Do you remember when I said garden galaxy? Yes. Yes. I knew that that was wrong. Okay. See ya. What is it? So then what is it?

Guardians of the galaxy. I know what it is. Oh, wow. But I thought it was funny. So I took you on a little ride. Wow. What's the rec room's name? Yeah.

Fucking Stitch, bro. Lilo and Stitch. Lilo and Stitch. Bradley Cooper homie. Bradley Cooper homie. Okay. You got that part right? You got that part.

Quiz me on the marble. Quiz me on the marble universe. What's the name of the tall tree? Groot. And who voices that? Vin Diesel. So good. Bro.

I know my marbles. I know my marbles. Who's the green guy? Which green guy? The buff green dude. Is that Bautista? No. It's Bowsum, baby.

Who's the big... I don't know. I don't fucking know. You don't know that character's name? No, sorry. Unfortunately, I don't know. I don't know either. My big green guy.

Oh, Hulk? Yes. He's like the funniest character. You mean Hulk? No, he's like... Incredible Hulk? Yeah. He's like an undead dude.

Drax, brother. Come on. Yeah, Drax. He's like the funniest character. Who? Who's Drax? It is Bautista, right? Yeah, Bautista.

He's not green. He's like gray and red. Yeah. He's green. I'm sorry. In the comics, Drax is green. Are we talking about the comics right now? No, I'm not.

He's gray and red. I'm sure as fuck not. Drax is green. No, Drax is green. They probably changed him gray because they already had Hulk or whatever. But Drax is green. Bro, these guys are saying he's gray and red. In the comments, he's gray and red.

He said he's gray and red. He said he's gray and red and he's gray and he's green. Well read. Blake, you are colorblind. You guys are stupid. Drax is green in the comics. You are colorblind. You might be colorblind.

I'm talking Drax from the comic books. And he is green. Look at any pictures. He's fucking green, dude. Yes. He's very green. You don't want to take it back? Drax is green.

Drax is green. Uh-huh. Thanos is purple. Come on. Yeah. No, you're not colorblind. What else? What else?

What color is gray Hulk? Gray. Okay. All right. Fucked up. All right. Fucked up. Good job.

What about the girl whose eyes are all black? Who that is? Who's that? I don't know. Francis. Yeah. Yeah. What color?

How do you know? I don't know. I don't remember her from the comics. I don't care if you're black, white, polka dot. Is that what you're going to say? Huh? No. Look at the way he's shaking his head right now.

Look at how this dude is fucking swaggering right now. I'm not a smart man. Hey, baby. It's a late night. It's daddy's night out, all right? It's 10.07 p.m. here on the weird coast. Yeah, man. Let's go all night.

There's a marathon. Stay tuned. Yeah. Let's do 24 hours. Any dead ringers? Yeah. Ooh, dead ringers. Yeah.

Daniel Radcliffe has weird Al Jankovich, baby. Dead ringer. Come on. Dude, we've covered that. We did. We did. And the trailer's out and it looks great. Kyle, got any more left in the chamber before we wrap it up there?

What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? You got your diaper on? You ready to rip it and rip it for us one last time? Come on, dude. Take us out with a huge shit, brother. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all from tonight's VIP lounge. You got me letting me, letting me into other places tonight. The back door style, like in the kitchens and stuff.

You close it out. It's your week. It's your week. Close it out. Okay. I'm working on it. Fuck. Come on, dude.

I don't want to do it anymore. All right. That was another episode of... Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

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