This Is Important - EP 86: Adam’s Baaaaaaack!

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

Today, this is what's important: The return of Adam and his European adventures, Adam's jizz smell, Angelyne on Peacock, Adam Ray's Leno, snakes in lakes, creature features, Everything Everywhere All At Once, drum sets, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about smuggling cocaine in hippo's asses. I thought we were holding it down pretty well on the come front. Glad I could be here to jump us into a 10 straight minutes of giz talk brought to you by Adam. Here we go. Start your engines. All right. Shall we tell them? Let's hit the four part harmony. Let's hit the four part harmony, baby.

Uh-oh, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it, I like to move it. I don't know. Did the people even realize what's happening yet? I don't know. Speak, speak on it. You guys, the fourth musketeers here. I'm back. Oh my gosh. What's up, boys?

Okay, let's set the scene. Kyle's crying. He's very excited. Adam is just rediscovering his face right now. Dude, that app that makes us all cry is so good. Someone put the app on like a YouTube video of ours where we're all just like, we're doing the intro. We're just like, we're back. Good to see you. Yep, yep, yep, yep. But we're crying the entire time. I love that. It was when I made my epic return to the pod, which, Adam, you just started with us.

You didn't demand an epic return or anything like that. Yeah, I don't need it. I don't need it, dude. Maybe your ego needs it, dude. Well, we did play like to move it, move it. Yeah, that was fun. That was fun. Yeah, you savored. Right? The board was fucking sick, actually.

I savored it. We do. Okay, yeah. Thank you. He wanted to jump into explaining a thing that was sent to us. Hot stuff, dude, baby. I've been, I've been waiting for months to come with that hot take. Actually way more theatrical, bro. Great job.

Really good stuff. It is weird, though. To see myself cry for the first time was very weird. I'm sure that was weird for you. That was weird for all of us. It worked so well on Ders, like, because you had a sniff in there, like under. You have a sniff where you're like, I did? Yeah, you're like, and it really feels like you're crying. Yeah.

It's amazing. Right. Yeah, the rest of us just had like this mouth. Yeah, weird clown mouth. Yeah. Weird wild stuff. Well, it feels good to be back, guys. Yeah, oh my god.

Thanks for inviting me back. Welcome back. And you're in California? I am. Yeah, I'm in California. I'm in Hollywood, baby. Welcome back to Hwood. Yeah, I was in Germany for three months.

Months. And then, then went on a honeymoon. Oh my gosh. Honeymoon. And where'd you honeymoon? We went to Italy. And it was just, I fucking love that place, dude. I'm such an asshole there, too.

It's just me saying, ciao bella, a lot of that. And then just drinking after all spritz, like a fucking month. I don't even like them. Right. Don't even like them that much, but I chug them. Yeah. Ciao bella means goodbye beautiful. Ciao bella.

I think so. Sure. And you just say that to every guy? I don't know. I say, I say it to absolutely everyone. So. Right. You know what?

I think I know how to say, let's go in Italian. Okay. Let's hear it. Andiamo. Let's go. All right. Andiamo. That's beautiful.

Andiamo. Do they shout it out there? Like, I don't know if they do. Andiamo. Andiamo. Andiamo. Andiamo. Like soccer games.

I think I don't know how to say, let's go in German. Okay. Let's see. Vigates. Vigates. Vigates. One more time. Vigates.

I don't know. Vigates. Shit. That's, that doesn't have quite the ring as, ambiamo. Wait. What's the German one? How's it go?

Will you say it without screaming it? I think it's Vigates. Vigates. Vigates. Vigates. Like we go. Yeah. We go.

We go. Like we go. We go. We go. Yes. Vigates. We go. Adam.

Adam. Where in Italy were you, my, my bro? I really love Italy. Where, where were you? Okay. Wow. Kyle has spent some time in the motherland. That's none of our motherlands.

Where are you? Mama Mia. Drinking dopios. What were you doing? I was in Florence and that place was just fucking awesome. It was also cool too because right when we got there, all COVID protocols had literally been lifted the day before. Oh.

Blake made a call here. Yeah. Blake called ahead. We said, yeah, we talked about that on the pod. We set it up. So it's cool. So I think like people felt like, oh my God, like it's finally, we're finally done with it.

So I was spitting in strangers' mouths. I didn't give a shit. There we go. Okay. Back to normal. Arrivederci COVID. Back to normal. Okay.

And then we went to a little seaside village called Porto Ercale. Okay. What was that? No, sorry. Sorry. What? The door, the door of Hercules? Porto Ercale.

Ercale. Erkel's how? Erkel's door? Porto Ercale. Okay guys, act like you've been somewhere homie. I haven't been there. I have definitely not been there. I don't know.

That's amazing. Can you say that? Say that one more time. I might have to go to Porto Ercale. Porto Ercale. Porto Ercol. Sounds amazing. It's like that.

Exactly. What are we eating? Yeah. What are we eating? Tell us about the past, though. Were you starving yourself in Germany while you were shooting and then went on the honeymoon and just? No, dude.

No, dude. I'm right now the biggest weight-wise I've ever been in my entire life. Bro, join the club. Let's hear it. Here we go. Let's hear it. Weight-wise. I weighed in the night I got back from the...

Actually, I waited until the next morning because I was like, I'm not getting on that scale right now. And then the next morning. Give us a number. 199.8. Get there. Get her to. Get there.

Wait, you've never been over a deuce? I've never been over a deuce. Oh, stop eating. Well, we're here for you. Get there, dude. I kissed the belly of the deuce. Was that the breads and the beer? Yeah.

It was... Well, in Germany, the beer, everyone is like, oh, the beer's so good here. And it is very good there. But it's not that much better. You know, it's good. It is better. It's heavier.

But I just... Thicker. I really dove in. You know how I am when I go to a place? I dive in full steam. And I become part of the culture as much as I possibly can. And then I talk about buying a house there. Always.

And that's how it was, obviously, in Berlin. I was there for a little over three months. The three years. I felt like three years. And I drank so many fucking beers. And I didn't realize they're like... It was like 400 calories of beer. Like, because I was drinking these giant fucking beers

damn near every day. So what is it? Is it like, are they just thicker over there? Why are they so fucking thick in Germany? No, they're... It's all Pilsners. Cakes? Pilsners are pretty high.

Is Germany the birthplace of beer? Is like... That is right. Like, that's where it got created, baby. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Damn. Is that Blake's Mecca? Is he going to have to make the Pilgrimage?

Man, I wanted to come out so bad. Yeah. I wanted you guys to come out, man. The offer was there. Pilsners. A Pilsner. Is that what you said? A Pilsner's thicker?

Is that the shit? It's not thicker. Just sugary? Is it thicker? No, Pilsner's really light. Tasting, but it is pretty high cal. Where'd them cals coming from out there? Dude, I love Pilsners.

I think that's my favorite beer, to be honest. Yeah, I stayed chocking them. Adam, I was in Berlin 20 years ago, and the thing people were doing there was mixing beer with Sprite. Yeah. Did you see any of that? Oh, yeah.

They still fuck with that. What? Right? They mix it with Pepsi and like all kinds of sodas. What? And to tell you the truth? Not bad. Yeah.

It's a move. Oh, I like that. I didn't fuck with that that hard. What I was doing. Do you have a new Gojuice? Dude, I have a new Gojuice. Swear to God. The shit is called, uh-oh, Alert the Presses.

It's called Club Mate. And everyone was drinking it. I thought people were just boozing at 9 AM across the entire city, because you see people just like drinking it in their cars. It comes in a big glass bottle, and I'm like, oh, shit. Berlin throws down, dude. And so I was like, I got to get ahold of this shit.

This must be the good juice. And it is so fucking tasty. It sounds disgusting. It's basically like a cold unsweetened tea, sort of. It's like a yerba mate. I thought it was going to be yerba mate. Thought it was going to be something there. Yucky.

But it has all the energy of the yerba mate, and then it like times it by 10. Oh. Wake up. It's basically like a little more than a Red Bull for every one of these. And I was slamming like three of them a day. But it's out of the earth.

Yeah. And supposedly it's a little better for you, but I had like multiple German people. Because on set, I was just chugging them. And I'm making, obviously, I'm like, I'm saying, I'm starting my own mate company called Mate Man. And people were like coming up to me and taking me aside. And we're like, yo.

Latte mate. We're like, that's actually the name brand that I like is mate mate. Oh, I said latte mate. Like I got a latte of mate. Oh, see? And Kyle, we can start that, too. Dude, I'm in.

I love it. I love your energy. I'm happy to have you back. It's fucking great, bro. Wait, ooh. Let's do it. I had many people like take me aside and be like, it's really dangerous.

You're drinking way too much of that. Your heart is going to explode. Wow. So. Because Germans are very like, this is the a lot of difference before. See. They measure shit out.

Yeah. You drink no more than a symbol. That's symbol symbol symbol. But Germany was was really cool. And they don't shy away from there's, you know, super scary history. Like they're lean in there. They're fully leaned in.

They're just sad memorials. They won't stop talking about it. And like and people will straight up just apologize to you. I'm like, I wasn't there. You know, I mean, like you don't need to apologize to me. You weren't there.

You're 30 years old. You weren't there, buddy. And people are just a nice touch. It is. It's very it was very nice. It was it was cool. I really liked the German people. Hey, over here's a nightclub.

By the way, that nightclub was not a cool thing about 70 years ago. Yeah. And it was bad. The hotel I stayed at was the headquarters for the Hitler youth. Right. Nice, dude.

So good vibes. Yeah. So some people in our on our cast was like, I'm getting weird nightmares. Are you that I get they're more connected to their spiritual side. And I, you know, I had no nightmares, but I could see you got more powers.

My hair turned blonde and you have to sleep to have nightmares, brother. Yeah. You have a nighttime juice. You don't get any REM. You realize there's no REM. No deep sleep. What is the frequency?

Well, I didn't I didn't have any weird dreams. And she was like, I think it's because you drug yourself every night because I told her about my my sequel. Your nighttime. Oh, yeah. Your night night.

Oh, yeah. The quill. It's the matta. Were they warning you about that over there, too? Is everybody warning you about this stuff? What's going on, man? No, I didn't.

I didn't tell them that on set. They just they saw me when I was fully, fully awake. Matta. It's a sequel. I was going to say they just say the quill. You have the sequel.

Have your drunk. You have the quill. They don't they don't sell it over there because I think it's dangerous. Right. Right. My man shipped it in. Yeah, we.

So no, I had our manager Isaac visited me and I had him bring like four bottles of it. Oh, that's cool. Smugly fuck. Yeah. And Isaac, what are you doing? Z-Qual Smuggler. That's the movie.

What do you mean? I couldn't I wouldn't be able to sleep without it. At the funeral, Isaac? Yeah. I'm looking at you. We're bringing that one up. I'm looking at you. We're bringing that one up.

Damn, that's really something. Hey, hey, Isaac, remember when you brought him four bottles overseas? You killed Adam. Hey, I'm going to make a video before I die that is praising Isaac for helping me out. Well, that's OK. They're all balances.

Hey, if you're watching this video, don't be mad at Isaac. Yes, he killed me, but I asked him to. Right, right. Oh, boy. That's great. With all that stuff, is Germany considered like super haunted or something? I feel like there's so many ghosts.

Yeah, I don't know if it's considered super haunted, but I guess. Oh, my God. I mean, probably. Probably, dude. There's like, you know, it's really sad. Like you'll be having a great time and then look down and see like those gold bricks that are just on the sidewalk,

which is where they like took Jewish people from those buildings and brought them to the concentration camps. So it's super sad. So you're like in a good mood and then you look down and you're just like reminded of this horrendous past. Yeah, just reminded of it constantly. It's pretty it's pretty heavy place. That's how I felt, though, being like down in the south

when I was filming in Mobile, you'd just be like kicking it, kicking it. And then you like see a place that looks like a plantation and you're like, yeah, yeah, but the south. Yeah. They don't they don't sell what they don't lean into it. Like Germany. Germany is like actively going like this is a bad thing.

No, but they should. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Oh, no, the south just tore down their fucking statues, like glorifying it recently. So they're going to put some gold bricks on the ground.

They didn't really admit being wrong. They're coming along. They're coming along. Yeah. It takes a while to correct that stuff. It's been a while. It has been a while. Well, that being said, good to be back, guys.

Oh, right. Oh, man, we are so stoked you're here. We're still here. Perfect. I'm too. Yeah, you didn't miss much. We're still talking about Dixon come and farting. Lots of come.

Oh, dude, I don't know. I haven't really talked to you guys because I didn't notice it until I got to Berlin. What up? I think my smell is weird from COVID, from the last COVID that I had. Oh, boy. This is and I've been wanting I've been saving this up

because people are DMing me saying, you got to get back on the pod. They're not talking about jizz enough. There's not enough jizz talk. Wow. Nobody said that. Nobody said that, too. Nobody said that.

I swear to God, multiple people hit me up saying not enough jizz talk. OK, they're messing with you. I think third Josh. I thought we were holding it down pretty well on the come front. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. This is just what was told. OK. Wait, what does this have to do with your smell? Here we go. Oh, boy.

Here we go. Buckle up. Hey, and we're going to go to break. Come on back, because you don't want to hear this. Let's cut to commercials. Let's cut to commercials real quick. OK, hit the, hit the, here we go. OK, go ahead.

We're back. And we're back. My jizz smells fucking delicious. Get out of town. It's like a smell. Get out of town. You're like, I don't even know the smell. Get back out of town.

It's like some kind of a pudding. It's a bagel. Like a sweet. I need a co-sign on this. Get back out of town. I want someone to tell me. I want someone to tell me. Mine smells great, too.

Mine didn't used to smell great. I mean, it didn't smell bad. It just smelled like fucking salty jizz. No, get back out of town. I'm not like bleach. It's like, it's chlorine. Now, it smells fucking delicious. Like what?

Did you say like cookie dough? Does it smell like cheesecake, butterscotch? No, like a pudding. Like a tapioca. Pudding, like bread pudding? Bread pudding fucking rocks. I don't know. But it's like, it's hard to explain what it is,

but it definitely smells sweet. That's what it tastes like? Wait. And also, my parts smell like chicken pot pie, dude. I swear to God. Bro, always. And this is gross. And I know this.

Yes. Has your diet changed? What are you eating? Thank you. Because that's more likely what it is. It might have just been all the beer. Schnitzel. It's more likely not your nose from COVID.

It's more likely like you've started eating X, Y, and Z, and that's why your jizz tastes delicious. No, because I eat the same shit all the time. Besides like this delicious German beer. That's the answer. Pineapple beer or something? Maybe that's the secret. Because I've heard German jizz is like.

That's why everyone in Berlin is so horny. Maybe it's the Matta. Wait, it's the, for sure it's the Matte. Oh, it could be. Yeah. What's the Matte? That's why everybody in Berlin is so horny, because like. This guy, I go, it's probably the thing you've been doing.

I don't know. I've been eating the same thing, but I have been drinking these seven of these a day. Wait, now hold on a second, Adam, because you just claimed that you're. You did two things. Yeah, two things. J word.

Smells better and that your farts smell better as well. Yeah, that's true. If you like Popeye. Because somebody doesn't like Popeye. Chicken Popeye. Yes, I love chicken Popeye. I love it. So hook me up.

Kyle, come on. I'm just saying, I don't want to say that better. I don't want to, you're crying. There's this crying like the filter. Is this other people? Is this other people telling you that it smells better? Or is this your like yourself diagnosing? Like, this is a self-diagnose.

No, no one else is just going like. Okay. Your jizz smells delicious. What is that? A sort of pudding? One of these. So there's nobody, there's nobody that could corroborate this story. Nobody.

Right. I'm saying just to me. I don't know. I thought it was COVID because. Well, will you like jizz on, I don't know, like a muffin or something and then be like, ooh, and just to somebody say, what does this smell like? I'm afraid they would get the muffin smell.

Just on figgy pudding. Okay. What about like at the mall? You know at the mall when they spray cologne on like a card? Yes. Why don't you like jizz on a little business card? Thank you. And then pass it around.

And bring it to Derz's house. So when he has his little barbecue next week. Yeah, bring it to the barbecue. Yeah. Yeah. Hell, we'll glaze some wings. What is that? Let's pass it around.

What is that? Tapioca? All the kids are like, let me smell. Daddy, what are you doing? Hang on. It smells like porridge. It's bread pudding, papa. It's delicious.

Who put that on a wheat then? Yeah, it sounds like a plan. Bottle that up. That's the Mata man. Continuing with the Mata now? Or is this a window that might not last us? It's a very German thing. And it was in the movie Hackers.

Oh, wow. So now Isaac has to go to Germany and get you Mata and bring it back now. I looked it up. I honestly, you know, because I'm a beverage boy. All of my investments are beverage based. For sure. Right.

Liquid. So far, I've made zero dollars back on any of them, but that's fine. It's the long game. It's fun. It's a ride. I'm going to, I really want to invest in a Mata company here in the States because it's, dude,

it's going to fucking skyrocket. He's going to go for three, baby. I guarantee you if you go to like Arawan or like a very niche health store, they carry brands there. And you could definitely like look on the label and call them and say, what's cracking? Yeah.

This is Adam Devine. This stuff's great. It makes my giz smell like pudding. Yeah. Is there pudding or pineapple in here? V-Gay. What is it? V-Gays.

V-Gays. V-Gays. Andiamo. Andiamo, baby. Yeah. So that was the big takeaway for my months away from you guys. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called

Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.

Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret.

I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this,

he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police

finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others, when you catch me, if you can, sign Freeway Fance. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.

That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And how long has the jizz been smelling good? Yeah, man.

No, that's nuts. Way to go, brother. Like weeks or days. I noticed it. Well, usually I'm not, you know, because I'm having sex with my wife, I'm not smelling my jizz. Right.

But then she, about halfway through the shooting process, she went home for a few weeks. And so she came back to the stage, she went home for a few weeks. And then I had more time to smell my jizz. Personal time. Personal time. I was masturbating, obviously, two to three times a day.

And obviously, yeah. This wasn't just happening to you. On set. Whoops. It was on set. So I had more time to smell it, and that's when I noticed it. So I don't really know when it started to smell delicious.

Was it a shock? Were you like, is that? And then you kind of were like. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was for like a week, I thought it was the tissues I was using. And I'm going, these tissues must smell delicious. Puffs plus.

Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure, because there is scented tissues. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, it's the tissues. And then, and then I got it on my hand. And then I was like. How'd that happen? Got what?

Got what on your hand? The jizz. And why are you moving your finger toward your lip, says you talk about it. I tasted it every time. Right. Adam, buddy. No, I don't.

But, and then I caught it on my fist back. I caught a whiff and I was like, well, that's not the tissue. That's just the jizz. And that's when I put it together. Okay. Just the jizz brought to you by Adam Devine. That's wild, bro.

That's wild, bro. Not a man. That's awesome. Yeah, that's wild. That's awesome. Congratulations. So that's the big takeaway. Yeah, welcome back.

Yeah, congrats. Glad I could be here to jump us into a 10 straight minutes of jizz talk. Brought to you by Adam. Went for a TV show, left with the jizz set. I love it. Are you stoked on the shoot? How was it?

Were you dancing and singing a lot or what? It was super fun. It's the spin off of the premises. My character from Pitch Perfect had like a TikTok that went viral in Germany. So he moves to Berlin to like resurrect his pop career and then he gets there and it actually wasn't as viral as he thought it was.

And now he's kind of stuck in Germany and he's trying to make a go of it. And it was super fun. But like, I forgot how goddamn hard that show is to shoot. Like those movies because I wasn't the star of the Pitch Perfect movies. I only had a couple songs and a lot of downtime to drink in Louisiana and to have a good time.

And this I was, it was like a lot of six day weeks. I'm there. I'm in every scene. And I'm also a goddamn song and dance man. So I have to like learn choreography and then afterwards have to go and exactly. And then learn all these songs. So it was a lot, but I think it's going to turn out so cute.

And this is going to be available on which platform, which streaming Peacock TikTok Peacock, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard TikTok. Okay, hell yeah. I love Peacock. Peacock is fucking killing it right now, dude. Peacock has the funniest shows.

Yes. Does it? Girls 5, Eva, McGroober, Bumper in Berlin. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Dumper. What's the show?

I just started watching where the dudes work at the casino. Oh, Bust Down? Bust Down. Bust Down? Super fun. Yeah. And then they also have that Angeline show about the pin up. Yes.

I'm going to watch that. Yeah. That's a trip. Yes. With Emmy Rossum. If people don't know, she was like... Where did that come from? She's this blonde woman who, with big old fake tits,

who drives a pink Corvette that says Angeline on the back. And then when we first moved to LA, she had billboards up that said Angeline and it's her just posing up there. And everybody was like, who the fuck is this woman? And I remember the first time I saw her, I was in shock. I think I've seen her two or three times throughout the years. And you're just like, who is this lady? And she was sort of like...

And I guess she'd been doing this since the 90s, but we came in the early 2000s and that's when I clocked her. But she was sort of reality famous before reality shows even really existed. She just like... Local legend. A local legend who just made herself famous by buying her own billboards and wearing all pink and having these big fake tits. And driving a baby pink Corvette all around town.

Yeah. Like looking like Barbie. I can't believe they are making a... Like now is when they're making this movie about her. Or is it a show? Like a series? It's a limited series. Limited series.

Yeah. Emmy Rossum from Shameless is doing it. Yeah. And I think it'll be pretty cool. Yeah. I love seeing her. I always take a picture of like the new web. Wonder what the new...

I wonder what the fuck that show's gonna be about. It's just about her like coming up with the idea to have like the pink car and stuff. And like, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's... It's crazy. We...

Everyone knows who she is in the second biggest city in the country. You know what I mean? Like... I want to know like what is the... What is the story? Because it seems... It seems like it should be a 15 minute... At last, it's like a five minute YouTube sketch

of like a crazy lady who goes, I want to be famous. I'm gonna buy a pink Corvette. I'm gonna sell my house and buy billboards. And that's the end of the story. That's what I mean. How is this gonna be a series? Like that's...

I'm like, this is 10. Maybe there's 10 of them coming out. I mean... There must be more to it. It's gotta be riveting, baby. What is this? Yeah, maybe there's a dark side. She's been around for 30 years.

You got 30 years of stories. Yeah, I mean... You're gonna start with her now. And then start with her narrating her time as the... Right. Didn't she run for mayor at some point? I want to say. I'm sure.

I believe so. I think she did have some. And it probably like starts with that. Right. You know, she had like a love affair with Charlie Sheen or something. We're gonna dive in deep to that. Oh, yeah. Right.

Sheen winning duh. He's an angel. You know she's an angel. Who's playing Sheen? Winning. Who's playing Sheen? Oh, turds. Adam Ray.

Yeah. Oh, Adam Ray is Sheen. He would kill it. Friend of the pod, Adam Ray. Yeah. I just watched him on that rock show where he plays Vince McMahon. I'm hyped on it. He's in everything.

Yeah. He was on Gaslit also. He's doing it. Did you guys watch him play Jay Leno? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Don't...

Yeah, I texted him the other day and I was like, it's funny that you're getting typecast as real people. Right. Yes. Because all of the characters that he is booking now are like real people from history. Right. Yeah. And I like to think it's from the Lake of the Bros Arts episode where he did his lift

gal and then Hollywood just perked up and was like, this guy can do anything. Just springboard him and... Kyle, what was he Leno in? Because I watched that. He was Pam and Tommy. Yeah, he sits there. And you know what's crazy? I watched that.

Didn't know it was him until he posted the clip. That's how good he is. That's awesome. Really? Yeah. He had like the prosthetic chin and all that. Yeah, it was hard to tell. He wasn't really putting anything on either.

He was just kind of doing Jay Leno. He was... Yeah. Yeah. He was doing it right. It's cool. Wow. Speak of the Bros Arts.

Well, you got your Bros Arts Oakley's. Bros Arts. Bros Arts, baby. I like to keep them close. Dude, when is the season for us to go back to the Bros Arts? I'm Joan. Hey, my dad is going to have a big... It's been a year since having cancer party.

And I think in... Work on the name. I think in... I mean, yeah. That shit's important. I think it's going to be sometime in August. So if you guys want to make a little adventure, you know, bring the kids.

We can have a whole... It could be a family event or don't. Yeah, or don't and jet ski for a fucking dude. Bachelor party. I love the idea, Adam. But everyone who I've told I went to the Ozarks with since we went and had the best time, they were like, did you swim in the lake?

And I said, yeah. And they go, did you see any snakes? And I said, no, everyone's asked if I saw the snakes. So what's up with the snakes? I know. Yeah, because a couple of people have asked me that. And I've never seen a snake there. My dad hasn't seen a snake there.

He's lived there for three years now. You know, I don't know. Because that's my nightmare is to be swimming my number one joy in life. True. And then a serpent is like level with my face. Fuck that. I grew up swimming in the Mississippi River and there was snakes there often. And so I guess it doesn't really bother me because they swim on top of the water.

So you see them. Right. They don't really fuck with you either. They kind of like, but they are not fun to see. Like I used to do rope swings on the Delta all the time. Like just fucking... You were swinging from a snake. Just rope swings and I loved it.

But then... Yeah, that was a... And I saw a snake and it kind of freaked me out. I didn't really like going to the Delta anymore or a lake, wherever I was. Well, because I'm assuming when they're in the water, they're not hunting. They're not like eating fish, right? They're just kind of like frozen from... No, they can.

They can be eating. They can still strike. They're looking for a human's face. I forget the name of them, but one is like super poisonous. I think it's a water moccasin. Yeah, those are fucking bad news bears. Yes, they're bad. And when I was a kid, my dad dropped me off on a log to a floating log

in the Mississippi River. And I was going to fish for crappie as he trolls up and down the bank, fishing for like bass or northern or whatever. I'll get bass. You get the crappie. Yeah. And so he's kind of going past me. And I'm like...

Dennis was just blazing a doobie. Yeah, sure. Right. Yeah, sit here. Yeah, I sit on this log and get crappie. Dad, he's going to get some bass. So he's trolling back and forth and I'm on the log. And he comes as he's coming past me.

There's a water moccasin that's coming right towards me. And my dad's like, oh, shit. Hey, be cool. He's not going to come for you. And I'm like, dad, dad. And he goes, no, he's going to get scared. He's going to turn. And I'm like, dad.

And he's coming right for me. And then it comes basically to my feet, the log. And my dad goes, job, job, get the fuck out of there. Job. And I... Dude, he played it cool. Dude, he played it cool until the second I had to jump. And then I jumped over the water moccasin

and swam towards his boat. I was never more scared in my fucking life. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah. That is so scary. Yeah, encounters with creatures in the water. But Durs, you're in a great position because you can swim hella fast.

So you could probably beat most of these creatures, you know? Dude, he'll beat the snake. Like the rest of us are just like flopping around so scared. Did you see that guy race that snake? Dude, lakes have like leeches and shit. Because I feel like, you know, in the ocean, it's sharks and bear kudas, but like... Little rivers have leeches and alligators.

That's where like the shit gets fucked up for me, like leeches and snakes. Right. When the water is like sitting, you know what I mean? Like in like a little off. Yeah. And also, dude, I've had leeches on me. It's fine.

They might... Your dad just burns them right off. That's what... Dad! Yeah, cool. You can flick them off. Dad! Your dad didn't have to burn leeches off you to say, you know.

That's tics. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah. That's tics, man. You just pull the leeches off with your... with your fucking fingers. Oh, okay. Flick them, flick them.

I think my fear of leeches purely becomes from that movie, what... Stand by me. Yeah. Just like the serious thing when I was a child. Right off his dink. Yeah. But no, Tay, answer your question, Durs.

I don't think we have to be scared of the leeches. I think we can come back and have another bachelor party slash... Snakes. Snakes. He was talking about snakes. Celebrating my father's life. What about alligators? When do alligators start?

Like, when do they start? When do they start? Alligators. Pretty historic times, I think. Yeah, I think they're... Yeah, they've been around a while. They're like dinosaurs among us. Like, on the Ozarks, do they start on the Ozarks?

Like, are they there? No, right? No. No. They don't fuck around there at all? No, no, no, no, no. That's much further south. You might see some crocs.

And I'm talking shoes. Hey, baby. Because wait, the Ozarks gets cold, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think that alligators like warm weather. They like it warm, warm, warm. Yeah, because they're reptiles. They're reptilian.

They're cold blooded. Oh, yeah, they like to chill on rocks and shit and get like suntans and whatnot. Dude, you know it. You know it. They're Florida boys. They're Florida boys in Louisiana. Every once in a while, Chloe's grandmother will be like,

well, there was a crocodile or an alligator, whatever. I don't know what. In the front yard the other day. And then she shows photos and there's just like an eight-foot alligator in her front yard. And you're just like, Jesus Christ, this is terrifying. Yeah. That does make...

Because the way you talk about water moccasins and growing up on the river, you're like, it doesn't bother you. Growing up in Florida, they're like, yeah, that's just an alligator. Whereas I'm from a suburb where it's like, yo, that squirrel just jumped the fuck out at me. Yeah. Yeah, you see the possum.

The craziest shit. I'm a city slicker for sure. Yes. Yeah. The craziest shit I ever saw. When I was in the Everglades, I went to the Everglades for a wedding randomly. They were some Florida locals.

Did you know these people? When I was out on the freeway out there, I saw alligators. He was wandering. I was walking on the freeway. They were some Florida locals. I don't know. Yeah. I just kind of like stumbled in, drunk into the Everglades,

and got to a wedding. I'm hungry. But the freeway had roadkill, and the roadkill was alligator. It was like the craziest thing I'd ever seen. You sound like somebody who's never been anywhere. The roadkill was alligator. When you're driving down and you're just like, oh, it's roadkill, and you're looking,

it's a fucking dinosaur just shredded on the side of the road. I had to pull over just to look at it. I'm like, oh, I've never seen alligator roadkill before. And as soon as I got out of the car to look at it, you hear like, because alligators croak, so you hear all this like, whoa, it was the most. Was it still alive or something? What the fuck was croaking?

No, they're just all around you. In the Everglades, they're everywhere. Fuck that shit, bro. Fuck that shit. You should get, you guys should check out a movie called Crawl, if you haven't watched Crawl. I've never seen that. It's pretty good.

Okay. It's dope. It's like a horror movie with alligators. Yeah, it's like a swimmer. It's a swimmer. She goes back, there's a hurricane in Florida. It came out a few years ago, right? Yeah, a couple years ago, probably right before the pandemic.

But like, when was that? I don't remember that. When was the fucking pandemic? Okay, so just a few years ago, but a girl who's, there's a hurricane coming and she has moved to a college down nearby. She calls her dad to be like, hey, you got to get out of the house.

He's not answering. So she drives home to be like, what's going on? His truck's outside. He's not there. She goes down in the crawl space. He was doing work down there. He like hit his head. He's knocked out.

She's like, all right, let's get you out of here. Guess what? There's crocodiles in the basement. Or should I say crawl space? And then it's like a very, it's a very well done like bottle episode type movie. Like claustrophobic movie. I mean, those, yeah, that's fucking cool.

I would, I'd like to do a movie. I'd like to do a movie like that. Like a creature feature. That'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah. What's ours? Return of the jizz.

Elephants. Have we seen that before? Oh, hippos. Have they done a hippo one? Cause those. Dude, I almost did a movie with hippos, the fucking cocaine hippos with Pablo Escobar. And I was imagining that shit.

And it was like fucking crazy. Cause you look at it. Right. I mean. Wait, cocaine hippos is actually about hippos? Yeah. Well, they were going to be in there in one of those. I love how Kyle went and he goes,

and I can't wait to get the hippos. I'm going to do a crazy chasing with hippos. And they're like, it's science. That was their nickname. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I thought I was like, they were fat. Like hippos are fast as fuck, bro.

No, no, the cocaine hippos. There's no hippos in the movie. They're not smuggling cocaine and hippos asses. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. The whole thing was that Pablo Escobar had a like a zoo and he had hippos that protected his estate. Wow. And those hippos are still supposedly out there.

Like those hippos are still and they're procreating. Oh, OK. Medellin was Columbia. And your take on the movie was going to be following the life cycle of the hippos. Yeah, it's a documentary about these hippos. No, I'm just, all I'm saying is I had the chance to visualize it and look at it.

And hippos would make a great creature feature. I'm just like, they're with you, bro. That's an angle. Hey, Kyle, I'm with you. Oh, so you're saying the one time you considered the animal the hippo was this one time when you heard it mentioned in a cocaine movie. When I was working on it.

Yes. OK. Yes. I was working on it. You're talking about movies, right? I'm with you, Kyle. I think it's cool. We were talking about movies.

Kyle, we were. Sure, sure. I think you're right. I know I'm right. What are you talking about? Sorry, OK. I didn't realize that the new dynamic when I left was Blake goes hard at Kyle.

I didn't know this. This is fun. Oh, yeah. No, this is, this is, I'm turning, I'm literally turning red here because I don't know what is going on. Do you need to go potty? That was a bizarre A to Z there.

It's like, yeah, I remember playing hungry, hungry hippos as a kid and they were scary. I got my finger pinched once. From a cinematic perspective, hippos are scary as fuck if you play them how they are. That's what I'm saying. Creature feature. You have to play them how they are.

If you don't play them how they are, not scary. If you play them how they are, cinematically scary. If you kind of like, yeah, if you get them, if you make them pink, it's not cool. Even though there are pink hippos. Here's what I do know. It's kind of hot in those rhinos. Rhinos, not as much.

Has there been a rhino creature feature? No, I never thought about that before. I never have worked on any movies that I did. Rhino one could kind of be cool. Rhino versus hippo, who we got. What if it's like the guys who are hunting rhino horn and then they're out there to save the rhinos, but then the rhinos start telling them.

That's kind of cool. Well, did you guys hear about the movie that Elizabeth Banks, who is the producer of the bumper show that I did, the Pitch Perfect show? And also a movie star. And this is how I know it, because she was there. And they did a movie called Cocaine Bear that was all about this bear that ate an ounce of cocaine.

Like he found a pound of cocaine or whatever and ate the whole thing and lost its fucking mind. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, that's like that really OG meme where it's like the bear and he just has snow all over his face and it's like, I love cocaine. Yeah, right. That really happened.

A bear ate cocaine and went on a rampage. I think they're making it now, right? Yeah, they've already made it. A lot of the crew worked on that movie and then came to us and worked on our show. Yeah, and evidently in real life, it died pretty quickly because it was just too much cocaine. For sure.

But heart exploded. For the movie, yeah, it went on a rampage and killed a bunch of people, which I'm like, that's kind of a cool idea for a movie. Cool. That's great. Yeah, that's a great. Was it like a send up in a way?

You know what I mean? Zombiever style or was it just like we're doing it legit as if this could or did happen? I mean, I don't know. I didn't read it and honestly didn't ask too many questions other than just going like, that sounds cool as shit. But I think it was. I'm a song and dance man.

Don't talk to me about other movies. And then you just twinkle toes away. Yeah, and then I just tear a wet away. Mm hmm. I feel like maybe you could that a whole movie of that. Maybe you could tag that it could be kind of like a grindhouse and you could have Angeline movie for 15 minutes and then you could do the bear.

It could be a whole like totally do that. You could do it for a whole movie. I mean, Jaws was about a fucking crazy shark. Yeah. Yeah, you could totally. What's Jaws about? A cocaine bear. A cocaine bear could hold a whole film.

100% could hold a whole thriller. A cocaine bear. Absolutely. When its heart could explode, right? When you think they're going to fucking. If you film it, how it, wait, cinematically, if you film a cocaine bear, how it really is. You got a movie on your hands.

Hold on. We've all seen The Revenant. You can't, you can't have the bear in it to hold it. It's one scene. Blake, have you seen The Edge? If the bear is fucking hunting you and it's like going crazy around you and it's like, where is it? And then you have intrapersonal dynamics that

you have to solve as well. Yes, exactly. Blake, there's other people besides. Maybe the guy has a cocaine addiction. There we go. Now that's a great like direct line, Blake. Fantastic direct line right there. The bear needs our help.

Maybe the guy starts to see a lot of the bear in himself. And he was the bear the whole time. He did all the cocaine, thought he was a bear, started killing his friends. Different, different approach. And you represent him as a bear, but at the end you reveal that he was the bear. There you go.

You know, like that's a take and that's a take. Get at me. And that is a take. You know what I mean? And that's a take. And I like it because you went all the way through, you know. Good job. Well, it's like.

I'm pissed now. There's other characters besides the bear, Blake. Blake is only thinking of this bear. Obviously the bear is not the star. He's relating everything to bear and cocaine. He takes the title and he tries to fill an entire movie with the title. He's like, okay, right.

The bear is them. I'm sorry, Mr. cocaine hippos over here. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just reading what Todd wrote. That was the story of three friends that were going to Medellin, okay. And then the hippos came in in the third act. Okay.

I'm getting tense. Okay. Yes. Okay. But look what Todd put in the chat. It says it's a thriller inspired by a 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and a burly black bear that ate it.

So a plane crash I'm thinking is maybe. Oh, those are bitches. Yeah, those are little. That's not a grizzly. But that plane crash is probably like two people in the woods with a bear. I don't know. That's the first question I have.

How many people? What's the dynamic that's going to carry the story? It's a drug run. You're not going 12 people deep on a drug run. Well, it depends. What's the dynamic that's going to carry the story? There's the pilot. There's a pilot who's like, I can't believe I'm here.

I did this because I got a pregnant wife at home, right? Is it a group of college friends? There's the addict like you're saying. Is it a group of college friends? And they're like, hey, you know what, it'd be crazy right now. Let's go on a drug run. And all of them are like, fuck it, let's leave the door.

Grab some cliff bars. You might get hungry. And then they go on this drug run. One of them has minimal survival skills, and they lean on that person heavy in the second act. Yeah. Is it a boy scout? There's only one guy who's got survival skills,

and he's the psycho. He bites into a live fish, and they're like, whoa. There's only one guy in the movie, and he's the bear. Well, admittedly, when Elizabeth called me about the bumper show, the article on Deadline was just released about cocaine bear, so I just read it literally earlier that morning. And then she calls me out of the blue, and I'm like, oh, she's probably asking me to be in this cocaine bear movie,

and this sounds fucking awesome. And then she was like, I want you to put on your dance and shoes again, and come back as bumper. And I was like, admittedly, I was like, fuck it. I was like, I kind of wanted to do the bear movie. Yeah, right. Yeah, I was like, can I do both? Can I do two for one?

I just read about the bear movie, though. I just read about the cocaine bear movie, though. The title and just the premise is great. I just, am I the addict that the bear takes? I would like to be. I don't know anything about the story, but I just want to know, am I the addict or am I the bear? Am I the cocaine?

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I've read a few of them over the past three, four years, and I'm just like, this is such a fun fucking... Guys, spoiler, I'm writing one right now. I'm not going to tell you what it is. What? Oh. I'm not going to tell you. What?

Come on. It's under wraps. Fuck you, asshole. Yeah. Fuck you, asshole. Come on. But I'm looking at the whiteboard right now. He's got a creature feature.

Ooh, we're excited for that. I've read one really good one. I've read one really good one. Get ready to read it, too. Look at these guys. All right, I'm ready to read it. I'm ready to read this. It's called heroin possum.

Oh, damn. They go wild. You find a bunch of heroin just sleeps on your face and you suffocate. Whoa, that's fucked up, dude. That's fucked up. Yeah. Damn.

I got this really sick one, Ecstasy Flamingo. It's kind of sick. It takes place at Coachella. It's fire, dude. I love it. Yeah, bro. DMT Walrus. Yeah.

God, check that one out. It sticks its whole head and neck up your butthole. No, that's been done, dude. That's been done. DMT Walrus. Oh, Tusk. Hello, Tusk. Aronosky.

I think Aronosky did that. Methanphetamine owl. Oh, meth owl. Ooh, now. Oh, yeah, crack owl. Here we go. He's back on his owls. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

I will fuck your guy. Owl. For crack. But the trailers, it's not what to worry about. It's who to worry about. Damn. Oh, no, poor thing. Hey, hold on.

I haven't even given out any points yet. Where the hell is it? Yes, points. And then the trailer is who are you? Yeah, for sure it is. Who-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Yes, points. OK, I like this, guys.

Pixar is going to do that in the next 100 years. Pixar is going to do that. Methanphetamine owl? In the next 100 years. In the next century, they're doing that. Yeah. You're taking the over, under, on 100 years. Yeah, I'm saying Pixar is going to do that in 100, at least.

That's a safe bet. You think it's going to take them 150? Could be just 101. To make a nice thing. Right over. Before 100. I don't know. I don't know.

I see New Line making that movie before Pixar. Oh, yeah. Should probably just. Shout out New Line. Big shout out New Line. Big shout out New Line. New Line Ninja Turtles, bro. I love to shout out New Line.

That's all I think about. Yes. I mean, the New Line moniker title card in the 80s and 90s was like, this is about to be a good movie. Yep. Damn! Do we feel that way about anything anymore? Like, remember when you would see Castle Rock,

the New Line or Dimension? You were like, this is about to be off the chain. Who has the best title card now? I guess maybe 824. You see that? And you're like, oh, this is going to be some weird cool shit. It's going to resonate. Did you guys see everything everywhere all at once?

Did you guys see that movie? No, not yet. Oh, you guys. No spoilers. I lived it. Go check that shit out. I'm not going to. See the what?

Everything everywhere all at once. I don't even know what this is. Everything everywhere all at once. It's a movie by the Daniels. They made that movie, Swiss Armyman, with Dano, Paul Dano, and Daniel Radcliffe. And he's like the farting corpse. Oh, that's right.

You remember that shit? Like it's just visually stunning, strange. Yeah, farting corpse. I remember you guys talking about it. I didn't see it. Admittedly, I'll use an Adam word. Admittedly. Yeah, admittedly.

And admittedly, I didn't finish Swiss Armyman. Allegedly! But I did. I didn't really dig it. It was too. The ending is so twisty. I didn't even get there. I know.

I was just kind of like, I don't know what I'm doing. Too many farts? Were you jealous? I don't know. But this movie that I just watched, everything everywhere all at once is fucking fantastic. You should go see it in the theater. That's what I keep hearing.

You should go see it in the theater. People are saying it's like the best movie in the theater. Oh, fuck. I don't want to get COVID though. You just sit with a mask on. Go to the... I mean, you can watch at home too, but go do it. Dude, you're not going to get COVID, dude.

It's dawn. COVID's over. Oh, wait. What's it on at home? HBO Max? What are we talking? I don't think it's out yet. No, it's not.

I think you have to buy it at home. Oh, I thought you just said you could watch it at home. You have to buy it at home. You have to buy it. It's like, I think it's still $20 VOD and then ticket. I want to see it in the theater. I saw the Batman in the theater, and I think it was 20 times better

than if I had just watched it on my couch with my phone. Absolutely. You got to go back to the theater. Yeah, the theater is fucking... Nicole Kidman says you got to get back to the theater. Uh-huh. To the theater. But yeah, definitely go check it out, bro.

It's wild. Did you guys see Kevin's movie? I haven't seen it yet. Massive. Oh, yeah. What is it called? The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Weight of Massive Talent.

Yeah. Yeah, Nick Cage. We covered it a little bit here. It's funny. Yeah, I'm sorry. I really want to see it. Kevin Etten, flowers to him, showrunner of workaholics, the homie.

Always. He wrote a very funny movie starring Nick Cage. The Massive Weight of Incredible Talent, I think. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Unbearable Weight. Yeah. Hey, I don't know if he wrote the title because it's word.

Yeah. But they just call it Massive Talent now. I mean, yeah. Listen to those two titles. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once, and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. That's insane. Right.

Well, it's because all the one word titles have been taken. So now you have it. Every one word has already been a movie. Every word. Hippo. I love it. I think it's cool. It's just wild that it's like four word titles.

But it's memorable-ish. You're like, what's that thing? What's? I liked it in our movie where we had a comma and an exclamation point in Game Over, man. That's my favorite shit. But how many people have you ever met that, say, Game Over man? They always say Game Over.

No, they would say Game Over. No, they don't. They never say man. No, they don't. OK. Fuck them. I just did a screening of The Outlaws, the movie that I did. And so on the little, what movies does this remind you of?

And then they fill in other movies. A lot of people wrote Game Over. Literally zero people wrote Game Over comma man. Not one. Give me the hell, yeah. That's great. All right, that's fine. I asked somebody.

I was like, is this another movie? And they're like, no, that's Game Over, man. And I'm like, oh. I mean, in 2020 hindsight, we totally could have pulled. I'm looking at the fucking poster right now. We totally could have pulled that trigger. Yeah. Yeah.

We got it. But it was an homage. We gave it a homage. Bill Paxton. Yeah, Bill Paxton. Of course. And that's why we did it. I know.

I know. I get it. I get it. And I wouldn't change it. Wait, do you? Yeah, I do. Did you know that's why we called it that? I just think it's funny that nobody says it.

Like I've actually kind of like upsets me a little bit. Like the title of the movie is Game Over, man. I piss now. It kind of does. It's like just, you know. I correct everybody. Yeah. There's a comma and an exclamation point.

I act like I don't know what they're talking about until I go, are you talking about Game Over, man, you idiot? Yeah, smart. Yeah, that's not something that you truncate. Well, why didn't you cry about? And then my mom's like, let's talk later. Your mom's like, stop. She's like, let go of my wrist.

I go, okay. It's man. By the way, we couldn't do all the cool sequels like Game Over, Mom and Game Over, Man. Game Over, Bored without teeing it up. We gotta put some fucking tent poles in those, man. Let's figure out when we're doing those. Well, it's crazy.

We've already filmed four sequels. We're just sitting on them. Netflix is holding on to them. Yeah. We just need the dates. Fucking A, man. Just give us the dates. That's what it is.

2028. Not sure what's going on with Netflix over here. Come on. Drop them. Yeah, they're ready to go. Roll it out. I'm excited for them to see Game Over, Mom. Me too.

Where we're all Jamaican men. The steel drum soundtrack is off the Richter. Hey, honestly, steel drums, they're back. Wait, what did you whisper about steel drums, Blake? What did you whisper? I just love the sound of them so much. Unironically, I think steel drum might be the best instrument. Of course.

It might be the best instrument. Little Jane says background. But you know what? They're like kind of expensive. A steel drum, because I looked into it. All right. Does anybody have any takebacks or lookalikes? No, dude.

Steel drums are mad expensive. They're like $1,000 or something. I guarantee you they're not expensive, because people are just making them out of the... Don't do not make that face of me. People are just making them out of the soft off, like bottoms of garbage cans. Blake, the whole point of them

is that you could make it out of a literal trash that's laying around. Yeah. No, dude. That's the thing. They're handmade. You know how hard it is to get the proper tone of a steel drum, man?

Mon? You're talking about the ones they sell to like honkeys who go down there and they're like, I'd love to buy a steel drum for my wife. It's a part of your culture. And it's not the same. They must have it. I must have it.

They upcharge it. They upcharge it for that. It's a Calypso lifestyle in my home. We keep everything really light. And so how much are they just since we're here? I'm going to say $1,000 for a steel drum. Maybe 500. But that's an instrument.

That seems like a steal to me. That's an instrument, bro. No pun intended. That's an instrument, dude. Instruments are expensive. You're spending... Yeah. What do you mean?

A guitar? There's puns. Yeah, but we're talking about exactly what you guys say. It's like a oil drum. Just cut off. It's like not like a huge manufacturer thing. But wait, but just like you said, you do know how hard it is to get the proper tone.

You just argued the exact opposite. I'm flip-flopping over here, y'all. No, we're just... We need to tell you now that $1,000 is OK to spend on something if it's going to last. OK. I think I just sniffed out a take back from Blake. Kyle, you've bought drums before.

How much is a set of drums, Kyle? I mean, you're going... A set of drums is like $1,000, you know, if you're just going like you're going to go pick them up. OK, so about the same price. $1,200. OK, so yeah, if you're going to go get them and you're going to pick them up, it's $1,000.

Well, you can also go cheaper. I mean, I bought a set of drums that were dog shit. 100%. You can go from like $400, but they're not going to last. I think $1,000 to $1,500 is a good price if you're like, I want this for the next fucking 20 years. I want to play these things. Right, sure.

I want to beat on them. I want to beat on them with some energy. I want to beat these things. But you could also spend like $10,000. You could also spend like $20,000, I'm sure, on some fucking special ass drums. Oh, my God. Who are you, Travis Barker?

Then you're getting into like, what's the band that had the crazy drums? Rush. Rush, yeah. Fucking Pert, baby. Who are you, Neil Pert? Yeah, Pert. Yeah, or Tommy Lee.

Come on. Remember when you used to like spin around while he played that shit was fucking cool? Upside, who was he? Upside down? I think he rotated. Tommy? Like, that's what I'm saying.

You're like, he would spin upside down, like above the crowd. Oh yeah, upside down. So sick. Dude, inside out. Inside out. You're going to tell these party people what it's all about. And then what's cool is you know,

when it was like not a show, he'd go and fuck. Dude, you know, he was fucking on the drum set. How many quarter inches does he have? Dude, so many quarter inches. Many a thousand. You've seen it. You've seen the sex tape.

Wouldn't mind seeing his high hand. You can see it. Oh boy. You can see it. Wouldn't mind seeing his wife's tom-toms. Okay. I wouldn't mind seeing his drumstick. Drumstick.

Okay. Drumstick. What else? All right. We're on take backs and compliments and dead ringers and stuff, right? Yeah, are we? Wouldn't mind licking his rim shot.

What's a dead ringer, Kyle? Oh, my. Is that a new thing? These are new. No, you were there with the dead ringers. Yeah, it's just who you look like. Yeah. Oh, it's a dead ringer.

It's who you would call that's already passed. Who would you call? A dead ringer. Yeah. Oh, that's a cool movie. If you could have a phone call with a dead person. That's actually a pitch I have for a movie. It's on this phone where you can face time with dead people.

Nice. Is that good? What do they look like the last time they were alive? Yeah. And you kind of like solve their murders through this phone. Like you call them and you face them. Oh, it's for solving murders. Yeah.

Bro, that's a solid idea. Is this a thing or is this something that I'm not abreast on? Because that's a solid idea. I just like I've been toying with it in my brain a little bit. This is the first time I've said it out loud and I'm liking what Kyle's saying. Hang on. I feel like I said it out loud, but okay. Excuse me.

You said it out loud? Wait, Durr said it first? This is specifically a face time. Hang on. Registering with the WP. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Please.

Oh, right. Because Durr said it first. It's called Dead Ringer, though. It's called Dead Ringer. I also came up with the title. Well, I came up with the title, bitch. That's true. He's worried about me and he's saying it on a podcast

for upwards of millions of fans to listen to. Okay. But guys, just for a guy that just came back to the podcast. I'm treading water over here trying to keep up. Well, you guys are firing at all. Yeah, we're off the mate. I'm mate free and I just got off the honeymoon. What is Dead Ringer?

It's when someone looks like you. Like Dead Ringer. I say Keanu Reeves. I swear you were on that pod, though. He wasn't listening at that point. It's been a while. Yeah, it's been months. Or Dead Ringer.

Sometimes I'll say I say like Post Malone or something. You know what I mean? Or like, because that happens sometimes. Oh, sure. I could see it. Always tired. Right. I looked like the guy who got beat up by Mike Tyson

on the airplane. Right. That was a big one. Yeah, he does. Water trash. You do? Yeah. Durs looks like the guy who got beat up by Tyson.

Oh, yeah, he did. He did. That's pretty good. Oh, he does. That's really good, dude. You look really good. Also, how annoying was that guy? I'm like kind of stoked on Tyson.

I bet that guy was so fucking annoying. Yeah, he sucked. What? And no charges were pressed, which is interesting, because I would, charges would be pressed. I thought that was his whole reason for doing it. Yeah, right. No, I think he was just a drunk fucking idiot.

And then once he came to, he was like, oh, if I, I'll be the bitch out of all of my friends. Yeah. I'll be like. The richest bitch out of all of his friends. Yeah, but I, but for him, it's not worth it. It's not worth it. Wasn't he like, wasn't he like a scamster or something?

That's what I read is that he was somebody with a rap sheet. Oh, just a rap sheet. And this was the first time he decided not to scam when he walked right into like the best one. Maybe he's not a scamster. Maybe there's that he's got a rap sheet, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a scam. He's a scuzzard.

He's got the rap sheet the size of my, you know what? Longer than my, what's wrong? That's wrong. Ah, boy. All right. Hey, I'd like to compliment. I'd like to give a compliment to the two gentlemen that have never missed one of these pods.

Okay. Wait, Derr says missed one. What? I'm the only one. I'm the Cal Ripken. I've missed one. Yeah, you missed one of the Trojan ones. Trojan man.

Oh, shit. That's the fact that you're even counting those. Hey, that counts. I'm not counting that. That's not what I was counting. Yes, points. What are you counting? I didn't even know that those things existed.

I think I did two of those. I know. I'm counting these. You did it. Yeah. So they existed, bitch. I'm saying of, I've done other podcasts without the three of you guys.

Do those count? What do we do? I'm the Cal Ripken. This is a weird ass trick, man. Okay. Fuck. Blake. Jeez, I don't know.

I wanted to know. I wanted to compliment both you guys. And if I can't compliment both of you guys, I'm not going to compliment any of you. Oh, well, thanks, Kyle. That makes me feel really good. Wow. Good.

Okay. Well. Thanks. Wow. Hey, guys, listen at home. They're old friends. This happens all the time. No, thank God.

Oh, thank God. Yeah, thanks for holding it down. Thanks for holding it down. Oh, my God. Thank you. I guess I would just like to completely take back my take on steel drums. The pricing, it looks like it's, yeah,

they're about a thousand bucks. Very reasonable. Yeah. Yeah. Which is a reasonable price for. Very good instrument. Oh, I had, this is one thing I should just clear the air about.

I did have someone slide in the DMs and tell me the flesh light that I was referring to last week. It was Tara Patrick. Thank you to our listeners. Right? Legend, right? So many.

I have, I have a closet full of flesh. Wow, dude. Cool. And that was an episode. That's another episode. It is. It is. It is.

It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.

It is. We'll save that. Next episode. I do. I have a closet full of flesh. A whole closet. Dang, man. Yeah, I do.

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