This Is Important - Ep 88: FLAMIN' HOT In Person Pod Action!

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

Today, this is what's important: The guys are in-studio, old underwear, Funko Pops, Mountain Dew Flaming Hot, Elton John, wig rooms, dangerous steps, new underwear, donuts, Family Feud, Tom Cruise, Mountain Dew flavors vs Axe scents, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important. All of us get raging hard boners every time we do the podcast together. They're smoking weed in the wig room again. We got a muncher. I keep getting the underwear. It's a little bit tighter. It's a little bit looser. It's always great. Buckle up. Oh, my God. I love being able to reach out and touch my guys. I'm touching Adam right now, currently touching Adam. I'm touching Blake. Would you like to touch? Yeah. Let me touch you. Hey, Blake, what up? Should we tell them? Can we tell everybody why we're touching? How we're

touching? Yeah, they might wonder, how are we touching if we're on the internet? Why are we touching there? Yeah, they're probably wondering that. How is this even possible? How could they possibly touch it? Let's not tell them. Yeah, no, normal podcast coming alive from four different places. I'm so excited. Wow. Hey, just kidding, you guys. Just kidding. We're in the same room. I couldn't hold it. Oh, my God. They thought we were separate. That's nuts. I couldn't hold it in. I apologize. It's not a big deal to be together, right? I'm kind of nervous. I am. No, I don't think the excitement isn't as much there as I thought it was going to be. I thought I was going to see you guys and be like, oh my God, but I feel like we see each other every

week. Well, I'll tell you what's different. I'm wearing pants this time because when I'm in my house, I don't wear any pants. I do. I'm joking. I do. Wow. Did you ever do like, because that was the joke at the beginning of the pandemic that was like, and I haven't put on pants in a month. It's been a sweat pants summer for me. I put on pants every day. Good for you. You just didn't have a day where you didn't put on pants? I never had one day where I just didn't put on. What's up with that? I mean, you didn't have a day in your underneath? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, but like, okay. But you put on like sweatpants. Yeah, put on sweatpants and house pants. Like, I put on shit to wear. Like, I never had a day where I just wore my underwear all day long.

Yeah. Well, you probably should think about doing that every once in a while. You did that? I mean, I do the bottoms off. If I'm just having a tube day or something, you know what I mean? You don't even put like shorts on over your underwear? Not all the time. No, if it's hot, if it's in the summer. Yeah. What, holes? Yeah, they're, your underwear is right above the turn. I didn't know there were holes, but apparently there's holes. It's one of my favorite movies, holes, baby. I did throw out a pair of undies this morning that I need to throw out a while ago. Wait, did you throw them out already? Yeah, because I didn't have like that one super old pair of underwear that you're like, man, I should throw these away, but like, you

don't? Because it holds the memories. You know what? I want people to send us pictures of their oldest pair of underwear. I might not have the weird stains. I might dig them out later because then I could rip them off. Then I could hoag in them off. I didn't do that. I should. So that's the videos we need is people hoagin' in there. Wait, is that a move in the bedroom? Hoagin' in off your drawers? Like straight up ripping your underwear pants off? I'm sure it is, right? Oh man, that is so fucking cool. In the workaholics movie, Derz needs to hoag in his underwear's off. Yeah, okay. Okay, who's echoing? Who touched something? Jesus. What happened? Are we still going? Yeah, now we're good. Now we're back.

Hey, there's the in-person pod. There's the little hiccups. What the heck were we talking about? I think we were talking about somebody besides me hoagining off their underwear. Oh, you got to do that in the flesh. Oh, it was me. It was you. I think Derz should. He needs to unleash the Derz in slow-mo. And do that noise you make. You want to give it to us? COVID. Oh, COVID. COVID took that from me. Wait, you have COVID and we're doing an in-person pod? Buddy. Oh, God. Give it to me. Wait, hang on a second. Do you believe in COVID? I haven't got it yet. Proof, case in point. You're a COVID believer. If you got it from somebody, you'd hope it would be me, right? You're going to get it today from hanging out with us. I want it from you, Derz. Cut to commercial. I want COVID

from you. Cut to commercial. And did your parents get COVID, Kyle? My folks did get COVID. That's right. We were talking about this a little bit before we got on the air. My mother got COVID. He gets really nervous every time he talks about his parents. And then my father said, give it to me. Let me get COVID. How exactly do you think they did that? I don't know. You guys were coming up with some thoughts. I think just standing 69. The easiest way to get COVID is to standing 69. Right. I know. I think car wheel into it. You get COVID. I think I know how to get it. It's a little athletic. You open up your lungs.

Oh, yeah. You're breathing in a standing 69. That's for sure. You're open it up. You're open up your lungs. I really love that. All right. Well, see you guys tomorrow. That was it. Now, what are the advantages of being together? I'll tell you one thing. I'm not seeing them so far. Yeah. All right. It was Honda's birthday very recently. It was. I got a few birthday presents. Oh, this is a big advantage. Thank you. And Adam Kyle, you guys can go retrieve yours. No, I'm taking on. I'm taking on. I'm in the black bag. This is from all of us. Sony Pictures Television. Yeah. We got a few presents for Ders. This is for all of us. We all went down to Sony the other day. We all traveled down to Sony.

Flamin' on. This is from us. If you're listening. Okay. Open up. Look at this. Brought to you by Moundue Flamin' Hot Liquid Soda. What the heck? Liquid soda. We've got to try that on. I know. We'll pass that around. Man, I forgot we got that form. Let's all get COVID together through Moundue Flamin' Hot Liquid Soda. I do like how you stopped at 7-Eleven on the way here and you were like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I'll just make it a gift that we share. It's also cool because it's in a Sony Pictures Television bag. It is cute. And shout out to Sony. Yeah. Like such good TVs that we should have. Pictures Television. Yeah, that would be cool. And then we got, oh, we got, tell them what you got. We got a muncher. What is that? From Ghostbusters Afterlife. He's like the new Slimer.

I haven't seen Afterlife yet. Yeah. It's now available on Stars. Yeah. I haven't seen it either. Is it Stars? What? It was on HBO Max and then now it's not and now it's on Stars. I watched it the other day with the kids. You had Stars. I got them all, dude. I got Stars. Stars is the one that I don't have. I tried to sign up for it multiple times. I can't figure it out, man. They make it too hard. Yeah, it is hard. But I got Stars because Adam Ray is in Gaslight. Gaslight. Yeah, Gaslit. Yeah. Lit. Lit. Lit. Wow. Who else did you get? And what else we got here? Adam Ray only plays real people in movies. We got podcasts. That's true. And I do want to circle back to that. Podcast. Topical. Podcast. He's a little character from Ghostbusters Afterlife.

And then we got TV Spangler. We just knew, but Adam, we knew he'd love these. I knew he loves. We both knew you were going to rush these presents. That's so good. Thank you guys. You love Muncher the best. Oh yeah. Muncher. I knew it. I knew he was going to love Muncher. I also knew that. You love Muncher. How's the joke go? Allegedly. Muncher. Hell, I never met her. Okay. You know what's wild? No, these are mine now. These are Funko Pops, right? Yeah. Yeah. These are Funko Pops that Derz is unpacking and they are beautiful. Is this an shy unboxed? You should probably unbox a little bit.

They're going to be worth more if you keep them in the box. That's gold right there in the future. This Muncher's hard to get. This Muncher's really hard to get. It's a rare Muncher. Dude, I love a rare Muncher. Remember when we had Funko Pops for Workahawks and Kyle then get one? Do you remember that full story? Yes, actually. I do want to talk about it. Yeah, that they came with their initial designs and you guys were all your characters and it was me dressed as like the director. Yes. It was me. Wow, dude. Then why didn't you agree with that? Because Blake fucking put a kibosh on it like a real fucking tool bag anti-friend.

You're an anti-friend. No, that's not what I am, bitch. Wow. This is why we have to be in the same room, dude, because we might fight today. Fuck you. No, Blake, fuck you, dude. I forgot about this. This is actually frustrating me right now. No, I think about a lot because I'm sorry and I'm glad I can look you in the eyes, brother. Wow, okay. Okay, so we got the... What happened? That's actually huge. We got the email. I might cry too. We just cry in person. We got an email from Funko and they laid out all our characters for approval. Right. I don't remember this. I just remember suddenly people bringing them around. Yeah,

like seeing photos online and going, all right, moving on. No, they were in... There was an approval process and they sent like the deck or whatever it is. They sent us and all three of the Workahawks crew were in our ties. We got like our little red solo cups and stuff. And then it's like Blake, Adam Durst, and then the fourth one is just Kyle Newichick. Which is so dope. That's weird. I was wearing like a fucking red flannel. I have my glasses on, hat, and I could have probably said like, hey, could you put a camera in my hand? Oh, yeah. That would have been sick. He's basically Steven Spielberg, dude. He doesn't even need to be in character. Well, my thing was is I sent back like, make Carl, because Carl would be a great Funko Pop. I would

have Carl. I would have the Kyle Newichick. You know Kyle Newichick. Who cares if no one buys it? I don't get it. He's an antelope. My Funko cares if no one buys it. Well, sure. They want to make their money back. But they pitched it. It's not like we were asking. They were like, we think this works. Yeah, what did happen? I went back to them. I'm like, make it Carl, make it Carl, and let's go. And then they were like, nah. And then like that just deaded it. They just pulled Kyle entirely and never made it. Yeah, I think there's probably one somewhere. I don't think they ever made a prototype, man. If there is, holler at me, send it to me. DM me, I'll send you my address. Give it to me. Yeah. If I would have known they weren't going

to make it, I would have said just make the Kyle Newichick. That would have been super dope. I do think about that every time I see a fucking pop, whatever they are. In Germany, someone brought me there was like autographed hunters always just outside of the hotel. Yeah. And they brought the Funko Pop, my character. And he goes, can you sign it, your name? And then 2020. And I did. I signed it. And I'm 2020. And I go, you know, it's 2022, right? After I'd already signed it. And the guy almost cried. He was like, oh, he had like traveled from like Hungary to get this goddamn thing signed. Why did he want it 2020? He just was wrong. He just was wrong. But he wasn't going to scam you to be like, this is actually two years old. That's what I was

thinking. It's the worst. No, he was crying because he's like, Adam doesn't get that I'm scamming him. And I feel bad. I don't think it was a scam. Why would it be a scam? You might have got fished. Because like in 2020, I'll sign whenever you want me to sign. In 2020, Adam Devine. 1996. I just checked for me. Oh really? Yeah. The pandemic was my peak year. Yeah. You know what? I had an Adam Devine sighting this morning. I came downstairs. My kid was eating breakfast and you started watching some movie that I'd never seen. Your voice. What movie? The Netflix in Extinct. Oh, Extinct. Yes. Yes. Someone watched it. I saw that too. Extinct on it. It's a cute movie. Yeah. Feel free to. I'm a flummer. I'm a fictional character

that was Extinct. And then I find a time portal through a flower. Donut animals. We're donut animals. And then I go to, I believe China. What's your name? Maybe I've never seen this. What's your character's name? I'm like Dot or something. Dot the flummel. Let's go. Yeah. Then on the way to school, he goes, Dad, do you think there could be animals that have holes in the middle of them? Or have we like, or would that be bad evolution or whatever? I'm like, tight. Then I start going, we're just evolved to this moment. Like maybe we won't have pinkies in the future. And he's like, well, then we wouldn't have a good grip. So I go, but we might have petals. You just start spinning out of control. Who knows? And then possibly we have gills. I don't

know. Then he's like, well, you just let me out, Dad. I need to go to school. I'm like, no, no, you get back. Just sit here. This is a moment in time. Turn the heat up. Roll the windows up. Turn the heat up. Hey, do people have cups? Because I'll start serving this flamin' hot. Oh, is it flamin' hot time, baby? Other cups in the kitchen, maybe? Yeah, there's gotta be this place to stop. That's a round in pound of fiber sod. Yeah. Dude, I would have loved to hit that. Yeah, cups though. Round in the pound. Yeah. May I touch the bottle? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, fantastic. Yeah, I'm big into cups. Feel the weight. I actually took a photo in the supermarket, maybe a week ago, in front of the display of the Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot, because it really does

call to you. Well, it doesn't seem like it's going to be good at all. No, it says a blast of heat and citrus. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, on a nice summer day, I want a blast of heat. Yeah. On a hot summer day, when I'm on the blacktop, I want a nice blast of heat. Let me get my heat over ice. I bet it's going to be fucking delicious. Like a spicy, like the stuff they put on the rim of the tahin, baby. Yeah, thank you. Well, I'm not a spicy beverage guy. I don't like, like, jalapeno margaritas. Whoa. No, sometimes they do a little too much. I know what you mean. Here's where you gotta look at this. Look at this. Look at the pep in your step. Total sugar. Take a guess. Total sugar. Take a guess. I did. 69. That's good. 12. It's a great guess. 12. It's 130.

No, not a good guess. Uh, 200. No, you guys, it's like 73. That's a lot. Thank you so much. That's a lot of chukar. We got the cups. Hey, glasses. That being said, love Mountain Dew. If you want to sponsor the pod, come on forward. Huge fan Mountain Dew. Big fans. Sometimes brands swing and miss. And I think I'm predicting a miss here, but maybe I take a sip and I am one over. That being said, would love the sponsorship hit or miss. Here we go. But probably going to be a miss. I will agree with Blake. This is going to be a miss. All right. There's this pouring right now. Just to give you a visual while that music is playing. There's this pouring. He's getting this party started. Yeah, they have hit 15 seconds on that song.

Oh, wow. Hey, man. Wow. Here. Wow. Okay. Cheers, guys. Cheers. It does have an orange. More orange. I thought it would be red. I thought it would be a little redder. Happy birthday, Unders. Podcasting in person. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. All right. All right. Okay. For real, though. Oh, man, why'd you what just happened? I feel like I'm chilling over here. We're doing the taste test. Suddenly, der spits all over us. Wait, see ya. How did that happen? Blake? Is it running out of your nose? I took a breath of it and it just went, ugh. So then you're, what made you go? Why did you go? What the fuck happened? I took a breath right before I sifted and it just was like, when you

take a breath before you eat a hot wing and it just hits your lips. So this was too, the blast was too intense. It was so hard to even judge the drink right now because there's so much going on. I'm really going to try again, but my mouth really hurts already. From what? I got a little bit on my tongue. Oh, so you're a bitch. Wait, you guys like it? By the way, the only one who hasn't been like, no, affected by this is Adam because his uvula is already war torn. It actually is intense. I did catch it. It crept up into my fucking mouth. I was like smelling it. It's a nice warm feeling that washes over you. Oh my God. You know what it is? I don't know why they're, they put it out at the beginning of summer.

This is a winter time beverage. Yeah, this is Christmas. This is a around Christmas. We're taking Christmas back. You're going to grandma and grandpa's house. You bring your Mountain Dew flaming hot. Oh my God. And you have yourself a night. Hey, Nana. Could you imagine this is your Christmas beverage? Yeah, you just pound a few flaming hops. It was my birthday beverage. You imagine celebrating anything with this? This is a bad omen, brother. Hey, I don't, hey, Mountain Dew flaming hot. These guys don't want sponsorship, but I want, what is the flavor either? I'm just having trouble with it. It's flaming hot, Blake. It's the flavor of a blast. No. Of a hot blast. Come on, there has to be some sort of.

It's heat and citrus. Yeah, heat and citrus. Do you never tasted heat before? What do I have now? What did the Somalia at 7-Eleven say about it? I purchased this at Ralph's. I remember learning what Somalia was because you taught us that when you wrote that scene in The Promotion, the second episode of where we were. We call him a Somalian. Yeah, a Somalian. He's like, he's black or something. I'm like, but what? What restaurant were we supposedly at? Like an Applebee's type of place. We were at a hamburger. What were we at? Hamburger Hamlet? Hamburger Hamlet. RIP. I don't know. I saw Elton John at a hamburger hamlet. Nice. Because he lives in that building. Dude, I saw Elton John in Toronto buying groceries.

Bro, cheers to that. I was like, he was all masked up. Dude, what is that? To see Elton John, that's a big spot. Oh my God. It was dope, dude. He was all masked up and I still was like, that's fucking Elton right there. And he was hell it interested. You know, he's got a walk. He was like, that boy's straight. Is he swishy or did he walk like strutty? He was hella interested in the orchids at the checkout. Oh, shit. Like he was hella looking at him like, let me get this orchid. That's tight that he does his own grocery shopping. Yeah, he just came down. Pusataries in Toronto. Oh my God. I feel like our boy, Adam Devine, should have been the star of that Elton John movie that came out a few years ago. The Taran

You've got the same kind of shape face. You're a singer. I get told that I look like Elton. And Elton John's not known as a particularly handsome man, but I get told I look like him all the time. And I don't know how to take it. Take it. Yeah, I'm taking it. Yeah, I guess. Take it straight to the bank. What do you mean, bro? You look like Papa John. It could be worse. I do kind of look like Papa John, huh? Because are we talking here and I gotta put weight. Oh, are we talking this year? Yeah, he's gonna look like that. Yeah, you know. It does look like you. I'm saying, yeah, it should have been you. We got to make sure in the video that that photo pumps up because, yes, you're right. I am going to go for it. You should at least

take like fashion notes from him and start transforming it because he's Dodgers, his famous Dodgers outfit. You could have worn that last night of the game. Yeah, you could definitely start phasing yourself in as Elton John in all of his glory now. Kyle, are you sure you didn't see Adam at the grocery store? I don't know now. How do you feel about organs? I love them. By the way, Elton John is rocking a full on wig at this point because he was balding when he was younger. Yes, of course. Who are you to say that? Do you know what I mean? Can I flip this one? Look at like. Oh, yeah. His hair is so thick now. But that's so many older men who just like shave their heads and wear wigs. You're right. Is that so many? In entertainment. In entertainment. Oh,

sure. Who wears a wig? I don't know. I'm not sure. Remember Liberace, the fucking special that came out when he just had his wig? I hope when we're old, we all have wig rooms where we go to each other's house and it's like a totally normal house. Honey, we're in the wig room. We're podcasting from the wig room. We're smoking weed in the wig room again. All of our hair just reeks of weed because that's also our weed den. Mom, dad's locked in the wig room again. I'm not coming out. I see you guys are still sipping. This spot is sponsored by MTN dude flaming hot. Sorry, bro. It's coming in hot. Dude, I'm wigging out. I'm gonna finish this little tumbler of it. I don't know if I can. You know what? For dirt. This mixed with vodka, that's a night. That's Christmas at

Grandma's. No, that's middle school sneaking out of your parents' house with a bottle of alcohol. Yeah, you bring this to the mall with half vodka in it. What's the half vodka? Jesus Christ. What vodka are you carrying with us? This guy's trying to hit a hot topic real hot. Yeah, baby. It's like this and then like Svedka. Something that you think is fancy when you're a kid. You're like, whoa. Svedka is the like Swedish one, right? Yeah. Swedish. Do you have a Swedish button? Well, I did. I get it. Is absolute vodka good? Or did they just have a damn fine ad campaign? I think it's pretty mid-tier. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But also vodka, unless it's absolute dog shit and you found it like in a shed. Absolutely. Absolute dog shit. Absolutely.

Flavor's a little weird, but smooth. I can never taste the difference. Yes, points. Really? Gray goose? Like, wait, what was P. Diddy's? Or Diddy's? Yeah, Srirac. Srirac. And now there's Srirac. Srirac. That's a cool name. Srirac is hard. What they have flavors now, you said? No, seltzers. But I think it comes down to like the hangover the next day, like the triple distilled, like you're supposed to not feel it as much the next day. Charcoal filtered. You want that good charcoal filtered? But also the amount that I usually drink. Oh, God. Get them. There's going to be a hangover. You're going to feel a little something. But you don't want to be drinking like Kalishnikov all night. Well, yeah. I mean, does that even change? Do you have no hangovers

after a night of drinking, no matter what the fuck it is? That's a great question. We've all been there. We've all woken up one time and been like, how am I not hungover? It's just like one time. It's a very rare, but it's not like it doesn't really. It happens more often than not for me. Yeah, I would say really, at this age, I don't have that bad of a hangover. This morning I was shaking a little bit. Whoa, shaking. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, get on out of there. I threw up powder. Did you yack? Did you yack? No, no. Last night, Blake and I went to a baseball game and then we drank at the Chacha Lounge. Yes. And I was the first one to go home. I was so proud of myself. That's never the case for me. But did you keep drinking right in my car and got out of

there? Did you keep drinking when you got home? Swedish. No, I did not. Wow. I know. I know. That's hard to do. I couldn't believe it, man. Yeah, that's weird. Are you okay? I know. And then you woke up shaking? No, this morning I woke up and I, because there's a lot of stairs in my house, right? And then having to go up those stairs, I had to go up and down a few times. I forgot some things. At this point, you're trembling. It was a lot of stairs. No, I mean, that happens to me too. I'm not hungover. Have you ever fallen down your stairs? No. And you would die, I think. I think you would, right? Those stairs? Your outdoor stairs? The indoor. I mean, yes. The indoor ones are steep. Do you wear socks around the house? I do. Okay, good, good, good. Okay,

slippery, slippery. I think if you fall down any staircase more than 20 steps, you're going to come away with a fucking busted ass something. Cool way to put a bow on that conversation. Yeah, I think. What is the number? Moving on. Maybe I'll do 10. Maybe I'll do 10. Okay, but if you fell down 10 stairs, do you think you'd fucking break something or do you think you'd roll out? I mean, can you roll out of it? I don't know. I could. I could. You know what I mean? You roll out, zip it. When I was a kid, I fell down. It must have been about 15 or 20 stairs. These are the hard facts. I went head over teakettle. Ass over teakettle. Head over heels. What?

And there was a mirror at the bottom of the stairs and I hit that and I fell back and then the staircase turned and then I slid backwards down on your back. Did you break anything? No. Okay, so there you go, hard facts. I fucked up. What were you doing? Like running or like, you know, learning to fly. Was it 20 steps? It had to have been 20 steps. Well, actually, 10 is the new number. I think I'm going to stick with 20. But as an adult, where are the 20 steps? 20 steps? Not an house. I'm just talking to Joey. They can be exterior steps. They don't have to be in here. In a row? In a row. Well, it bends. Okay, guys.

I don't know about the landing. I'm actually talking about you can't control yourself. I don't know. So I don't think we have the right data. These steps are very hard steps. They're very hard steps. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, dude. I had stone steps in my old house. It's like the Spanish style kind of. Yeah. Yes. Those are very dangerous. I have fallen on those steps. Are they rounded? Yeah. World's most dangerous steps. The last time. The fact that Adam's alive. Dude, last time I slipped and fell on those same Spanish style steps. I slipped and fell

on four of them and cracked two ribs. Dude, you're so fragile though. I feel like you're very fragile. I feel like you're a very fragile. I feel like you're a very fragile. I feel like you're a very fragile. Fragile? Yeah, I am. I'm fragile. In my old age, I'm very fragile. Yeah. And we're going to move on from that. Should we cut some commercials? No, guys, let's talk about luggage. Let's pay Ludacris to make rollerback. I could use a luggage sponsor. I could use a luggage sponsor for Unreal. We can't go luggage again, guys.

No, I'm talking about sponsorship. Just sponsorship. Let's roll. Who would you want to sponsor you as a luggage-er? You know, I just got a great hard bag, like a hard roller. Yeah, I got it. No, no, no. That's who you'd want. I don't know. I don't know enough about luggage. I don't know. But we're talking luggage. Are we talking luggage? I'll talk some luggage. No, no, no. Please don't. Please don't. I will walk out of the studio. I will walk. I will walk if luggage talks to you. Okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. If you want the same as the ones with the

metal case, I think it's Renovo. Is that the last point? Is that the brand? I will walk. Okay. What? Is that Renovo? What is the name of that brand? I don't know. Okay, I'm walking. If you are walking, you're going to want to pack up your stuff in a Samsonite carry on. Get yourself a metal case. Yeah, make sure you don't have a duffel. Look at this off-mic performance in person pot, baby. I stood up and I had a raging heart. That's all I wish for. Well, yeah, then you got to hope all I wish for.

You hoped off your pants. If you whole-crypt your pants off. No, you hoagin' them. Yeah, you hoagin' your pants off. Exposed your raging heart. All right, I don't have a dick. That'd be a cool reveal that all of us get raging heart boners every time we do the podcast together. All right, let's read the ads. Any more ads to read after this? I'm just trying to... Dang, a raging boner. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe

in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So, join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.

I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me.

Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte of Bridgerton's story, you're in the right place. It's me, Gabby Collins. Come with me, because on Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgerton prequel. Listen to the leaps executive producer and series director Tom Verica took to capture the feeling that's put that lump in your throat. And you've got to catch creator Shonda Rhimes. She's dropping gems, diamonds, and mics.

On this podcast, we're going beyond the basic line of questioning and getting to the heart of the show, all while appreciating the contributions of the show's creative teams and remarkable cast. Go inside each episode of Queen Charlotte of Bridgerton's story with the creatives, the cast, and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way. Listen to Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Did you guys have the Hulkamaniac shirt as a kid? No. It was like Velcroed down the middle. Oh, that's like a dream. I love that. Yeah, I had that shit. It was dope. I sort of had that as an adult. I had the, I was really, I was really big into you guys

remembered that when I was wearing the like Western button ups with the snap buttons for sure. I wore a lot of those. I look back at photos of my early, late teens, early 20s. Is this that's all I wore. Lucky brand. It might have been lucky. We know it. Yeah, we know the brand. It's fucking fantastic. Have we covered your lucky jeans phase? Oh yeah. Lucky you. What they say on the inside of the fly. Lucky you. Just talked about it. Dude, what a fucking pervert at lucky jeans. It was like, and when you open the fly, it's as lucky you. And everyone just goes, you're the guy who's bankrupt. Fine. For sure. They do. They have to. I was just at the Grove two days ago. They're no longer there. I'm not saying you can get them at the Grove, but I guarantee you.

Yeah, brick and mortars are done, bro. It's all online. Okay. Yeah, go off. I miss the days when I could walk around the Grove and pick shit up. I like to physically do that. You still can. There's still stores. We can all go together after this. Okay. I'm good there. I'm golden. Let's go. I do need to go shopping and I'd love to go with you, bro. I would love to go shopping with Kyle. What do you need to get, Kyle? Oh, pants. Underwear. Shirts. And underwear. Yes, I need to go to specifically sacks. I'm not moving from that brand. Does sacks have its own store? No, sacks can't. No, sacks is like in Nordstrom. They're very niche. If your whole. If your whole brand is keeping your nuts in a little pocket in the front of, in the front of your underwear,

that you can't have a store. It's too niche. They call it the cockpit. One of these underwear brands calls that thing the cockpit. They keep experimenting with it. I keep getting the underwear. It's a little bit tighter. It's a little bit looser. It's always great. Always fantastic. It's a little bit tighter. It's a little bit looser. Well, because they change it up. They have different types of like pouches. So they have it found what works. My point is they all feel good. Okay. So you can buy. My point is sacks rules. For your specific size cock. Yeah, you can. Yeah, I think so. I think, I don't know. Good radio. I feel like if it's your brand, dude, you should know this. I know. I don't know a lot

about the brand. I just like the name and I enjoy the cupping. I enjoy the snug. I like the snug. I don't want to talk about it. That was a cool time. That was a cool time in our lives when we first started to make money on workaholics and then we all started to come in with like designer brand underwear. To be clear, I always overspent even when I had no money on underwear. You always treated yourself. Whatever the billboard was on sunset with Calvin Klein, whatever those underwear were, I was getting them. Yeah. My first good ass underwear I got with you. Yeah. Yeah. You showed me the ways of the breathable mesh and I had read Calvin Klein underwears that yes. You remember those underwears? That cost probably like 30 bucks at the time and I wore

them too much. Yeah. Because I thought, oh, they're expensive. I should be able to wear them every day. Yeah. No, not the case. You have to wash them. You do. And turns out you have to wash them. Yeah. Yeah. It's nuts. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? It's nuts. Sacks. Underwear talk. The luggage of your scrote. You look ashamed. You look like you're sad you just admitted that on air. What? What? Which one? About your underwear. What about it? Oh, no, it's fine. It's all good. All right. Do you rock the like super long Duluth trading company underwear that goes down your kneecaps? Have you seen those commercials or in football games where they like blasted different shapes and sizes or whatever? And there's a fucking underwear that goes down to the knees.

Really? Yeah. What's it doing? That's got to be hot. It's got to be for like riding a horse or some shit. It's got to be for riding a horse. I don't know. Why would you want underwear that goes down that far? Well, you live in the country. You're out and about. There's thorns. Oh, it's to protect the thighs from thorns. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. You said horses. I want underwear with protection. Duluth. I want underwear with fucking built in knee pads, bro. I don't know. I don't know. Why are you on your knee? You trying to get COVID? I was just connecting it to my knees. Why do you want to be able to drop down your knees at any time? I want to protect them. I just want to protect them. At any given moment, Kyle needs to drop

to his knees. What is that? Just leave me alone. You're religious. You pray. You pray. You can now get pants with built in underwear, which I do not understand at all. And is this a whole brand? Is this a lucky use situation? It's a new brand. They're doing commercials now that I've seen during playoffs. And it's like, I don't know what the fuck they're called. I don't want to plug them. But they're like chinos with built in boxer briefs. And I'm like, so you just have to wash your pants every day? Yeah, that sucks. They're built in. So like the athletic ones? The athletic hosiery. Yeah. I hate that. Why would they do that? I hate even in those shorts that have the I don't know what the fuck people are doing. The industry must be bored as fuck if it's doing that.

Why? Yeah, no good call. That's not a hole. There's no hole in the market that they need to fill with that. They're just bored. We're talking market holes. Right? Why would they do that? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like they're just bored. Hey, uh, hey, I'm out. I'm with the player. You guys finished it? I literally... Hey, dive me up. Give me a splash. Adam was shaking again. I cannot drink it. Don't spill. Do not spill, Blakey. That's oh good. I can't drink it. Hey, uh, when's the last time you guys went to a donut shop and just bought donuts? Long time. Oh my gosh, that's so bad. It goes in my mouth. Maybe when you guys made me eat a donut out of the toilet. That could have been... That's actually the donut shop I went to most

recently. It's called Donut King and it's in Burbank. There's a documentary on them, right? Is there? Yeah. Is there? Is that the one that's on Olive? Is it on Olive? It's on Olive. I went to Winchells the other day and I was like, I just feel like a donut. I got a fuck. I got three, but good job. They were just for me, by the way. Not like I'm going somewhere. Like my kids having a birthday party, whatever it is. Dude, I love it. You're like, shame dad eating. You're like, knock your kids off and you're like, I've got... Dude, that's what happens. He went in the car before I got anywhere and it was so fucking good. I was like, I eat because I'm unhappy. I might come here every day. It was bad. Because nobody knows. Nobody knows you're

there. Nobody even knows you went. No. So you could get every day, bro. Three donuts? Eventually. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. No, I think they're back. I ate two and split the other one. The kids split the other one the next morning. You know what we call it when you have an object that you eat before or food that you eat? No, Kyle, what do we call that? It never existed. It never existed. That first donut never even existed. Don't let a lie ruin your appetite. Absolutely. It's all about lying to yourself. Right, right. To make yourself feel better. I mean, I couldn't lie. Kind of is. I was blown away by just a fucking, like a chocolate donut. Right? So good. Yeah. Oh, you love it. What kind? Because there's... Unbelievable. Chocolate. He just said it. Like a regular

donut with the chocolate frosting on top. Your boobs are huge. And it was unreal. Like a donut with a hole. What the fuck? Yes. What's up, doggy? What's going on over there? You don't know what donuts are now? I was thinking maybe it was a chocolate bar. Or was it? I would have said chocolate bar. Or a long John. Okay. If you're going to grill me. Yeah. Was it a cake donut or was it a dough? What's the other one? What's the other one? Yeah, you tell me. It's like the like sour dough. What are you talking about? The old fashioned? Are you talking about the old fashioned? That's a cake donut. That's a cake donut, right? The cake are the dense ones. Right. And then the other ones are like a sour dough. Cake is what Adam hot in here. Out of the toilet. Yes. Yeah, Adam. It

soaks up the most. It was more absorbent. Water. Right. Yes. Someone posted the video. Like the whole like documentary that like. And we got snubbed that year by the Oscar Academy. I wonder if we could win awards with that. We might be able to. It was so fun. Just a glimpse into our lives a decade ago. Right. Yeah. That was wrong what we did to you though. No, I still would do it again. And I got really I got sick. I know because well we're podcasting in person now. The price went up. The price has gone up. What's your price now? The question five thousand now. You would do that again for five G's. Yeah. Hey, what about Hey, what about 1000 for $1,000? Oh, good. A toilet donut. No, no donut that's been soaking in a toilet. Let's do the 500. So 1500. No, no, no. Real

money on the table. Five thousand dollars. Well, now I have money guys. I know. I know. I didn't have any money. I'm just trying to find it. 3000. No, I said five. I know. But have you thought about it? I haven't. $3,000. Maybe three. That's what I'm saying. I'm willing to go in on 2500. No, I can't. I can't do it right now. I don't want to watch him do that again. I know I'm going to get sick because last time I was I was I guaranteed I wasn't getting sick. Right. And then I got wildly sick for two and we literally it was like Friday. We did it on the last day of in the writer's room and then we started that next Monday and I was sick for like a week and a half. Yeah. What's cool is it and I appreciated this at the time is that we write a wrong. We pose this to

like one of the assistants or two of the assistants like, Hey, would you eat a donut on the toilet for $500? Yeah. And they pass because they're like, that's gross. Who would do that? That's disgusting. And you were like, I'll do it right now. Yeah. I was to teach them a lesson. I was dumb founded that the PAs were like, for $500, no way I'm doing that. I'm like, right. What are we talking about? Because the PAs, they don't get paid well. $500 is like half a week's work or more of what they're making. Yeah. But is that what that was? Is that what is the lesson for you? What is the not? Yeah. See, I'll eat you. Yeah. I don't care. And look at him now. Maybe I don't. Maybe I am not a prideful man. Wow. I would say that. Yeah. Okay. No, I don't, I don't, I don't get it. You just

said that you would eat shit. I would again, are you, but for 500 bucks, you just said you would but eating shit now. Now it's just like eating shit. Do you know that you're not your shit either with no pride? Yeah. I really am your pride. What are you? What are you so prideful about? What? What is it? Well, I've been, you're right. You're right. I mean, yeah, fucking who cares about shame? Yeah. You know, what's the point of being, what's the point of being shamed? Yeah, that's right. Why are you shameful about anything? I mean, my butthole is in our movie. So, yeah, exactly. I mean, this is a game over, man. You could see you quite see the butthole, but you see where it should be. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's because your cheeks

are so deep. We couldn't get a lens past them. I got them. Rotund. I couldn't get the lens in there. Sourdough cheeks as Blake said. You do, baby. You got them big boys back there. Big boy buns, a couple bear claws clapping together. Why do they even sell plain donuts with no frosting? Well, you mean glaze? No, no frosting. I mean, just a cake? What Adam ate was plain cake. Yeah, but the cake is different because the cake itself has a sugar and sweetness. I think you get that for dunking. I think you dunk it in your coffee. I think that's the prime one that you would dunk in your coffee. That's true. Yeah. I think you're right. Yeah. That shit's important. Great answer. Survey says. I mean, you fucking ask. You know, like why else? I feel like that's it.

The fact that we haven't been on family feud together. Oh my god. Wow. Could we do that? We got to, Isaac, we got to talk to somebody about that. Oh my god. That would be a dream. I love Steve Harvey. He's such a good host. Oh my god. What did you say? Yeah. What? Well, just his looks. He won't even say. He'll just like give a look to the camera and then walk away and that kills the audience. Yeah. I think I would freeze up. Oh, for sure. Yeah. But that's part of it. Yeah. Yeah. You have to go on YouTube. Neck and grandma. Yeah. Exactly. That's the best one. Which one's that? I can't remember the setup question, but it's like two people at the podium like to hit the thing. It's like the first question. It's like, what's something you don't

want to see? And the guy goes, without hesitation, goes, neck and grandma. There's another one. I forget what it's like something. And then the answer is the guy's like, gay lovemaking. And that's the answer. It actually is. It's really good. What's the setup? I don't know. I guess it doesn't. I didn't know mine. So what was the context or anything around that? I don't know. I just love seeing it flip and go, gay lovemaking day. And then a family just losing their minds over it. Really good. That's how he came out to his family. They're like, well, why did you know that? He goes, I'm gay. We're winning. Let's go. That's the number one answer in this family. I'm proud you could be yourself. Ding. Happy Pride Month, everybody. That's right.

Happy Pride Month. You're up on my board. It is Pride Month. I almost wore a big rainbow today. And I did. You should have. What do you have? That's a big rainbow. What do you have? I got some shoes that are rainbow colored. I almost whipped them out. You got a rainbow bag, isn't it? I got a rainbow trout on my bag. Oh, that works. For everyone at home. There you go. You've had that bag for a while. What's the brand on that bag? Patagonia. Patagonia. When I travel, I like to do a top load backpack made by Patagonia. Watch this commercial. Look, you can see his commercial. Patagonia. Hey, it's good. The clasp isn't broken for about five years, but I still rock with it. There you go. Lean with it. We love it. Wow. Okay. Cut to commercial.

Yeah. Hey, little luggage stock. Nothing like luggage stock to slow things down. It's science. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality.

Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house.

He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story, you're in the right place. It's me, Gabby Collins. Come with me, because on Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgerton prequel. Listen to the leaps executive producer and series director Tom Verica took to capture the feeling that's put that lump in your throat. And you've got to catch creator Shonda Rhimes. She's dropping gems, diamonds,

and mics. On this podcast, we're going beyond the basic line of questioning and getting to the heart of the show, all while appreciating the contributions of the show's creative teams and remarkable cast. Go inside each episode of Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story with the creatives, the cast, and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way. Listen to Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. If you have time though, go on YouTube and just watch like Steve Harvey, like greatest family feud moments. Hey, Blake, hit them with a quick Google search while we're fucking trying to find our next topic. Dude, Google this guy. Honestly, because he will, a lot of the stuff he

does doesn't make it to air because he'll like roast people for like upwards of 15 minutes. And it is, wait, so this is this isn't like just clips from the show. This is someone's leaking the footy behind the scene. I mean, they're doing it on purpose, right? It's promotional materials. I heard that like shoot days go really long because Steve loves to joke with like the audience. And he'll like, and the crew is just like, God damn it. We're supposed to shoot my daughter's birthday. That's fucking awesome. So he's just daughter's dance recital. He'll go for like volume performances on that. And then they're picking the best. Well, you gotta remember, the guy's a great standup comedian. Oh, great. One of the Kings. One of the Kings. That's right.

Kings of comedy, baby. It sucks to do another Kings of comedy. I need to put standup in theaters. That would be fucking cool. That would be cool. That was so much fun to watch that shit in the theater. The only time I ever seen stand up in like a movie theater. Great. Yeah, I brought up D.L. Hugley to Chloe and some of her friends. Oh, he's in deep doo-doo. Oh, is he? They didn't know who that was. He makes the news. Why? Well, he's he's he's feuding right now with Monique. What? I want everyone here to pick. I want everyone to pick a side right now. I'm going Monique. I love Monique. Yeah, Monique does rule. But what D.L. does wear those hats? He does have hats and a goatee. I think I'm going to go with Monique, too. I think he was kind of

she was complaining or bringing something up about something. And he was like, just stop. And she was like, mm-mm. And that's like the broad like I just read like a headline and I'm doing even more vague. That's how I read all my news. I read the headlines and then try to explain what the article is to people. D.L. Hugley said, just stop. Just stop or something. I don't know. I think she's because she she said she was like underpaid or under offered by Netflix a few years ago when she was offered like 500 grand for a Santa special. And then Amy Schumer was offered $10 million or something. And she was like, I just won the Oscar. Like I'm Monique. I shut it down when I go on the road. She won an Oscar for what? For Precious, right? I don't know. And by the way,

that's kind of her point is everyone's like, you won an Oscar. She's like, yes, I'm an Oscar winner. Like, why isn't this known? Why isn't this out there? But then I think people are kind of like, stop complaining. I think D.L. was like, nobody cares. Just do your thing. You don't tell Monique to stop. Yeah, but she's got a point. She's got a point. She's a king, though. And is she a queen? Yes, she is. She might be a queen of comedy and comedy. Yeah, just let her talk, though, man. You don't need to fuck her. Come on now. Dude, I'm glad we're getting into it. I know. I'm glad we have all the facts and we're all just kind of talking. We're all just tiptoeing into the water. I'm all for more talking, less listening. You know what I mean? More talking, less listening.

Everybody fuck event, get it out there, say your shit, and then I just maybe will listen or not. Life is a podcast. That's cool, man. More talking, express it, less listening for me. You know what I mean? That's really cool, man. So we just saw Top Gun. What did you think? I'm hearing good things. I saw it last night. Here's my big takeaway. Monique should have been in it. Monique should have been in it after Winner. Tom Cruise's character should have been played by Monique. And that's not wrong. Here's my thing. I thought it was good. Tom Cruise is a gift to us all to be alive at this time. I'm just like this dude fucking rocks. There's no reason that movie should be as good as it was. But Tom Cruise is just like he draws you in. He's the last movie star.

He really is. You know, I got some intel on Tom. Did I tell you guys about this? I just yesterday I had to record a song with Ryan Teter, who's the lead singer of One Republic, and he's like a big songwriter and wrote songs for Justin Bieber and Lil Nas X and Olivia Rodrigo. We know who this dude is. Yeah. Okay. So I had to go do a song for The Bumper Show that I did. And he was telling me that Tom Cruise, he did a song in the original Maverick, or in the Top Gun Maverick. The guy, Teter. Yeah, Ryan Teter. He wrote an original song that was in the, where they're playing football on the beach, the humkiest scene in the movie, where they're shirts off, glistening pecs, abs, very hot. And the new one, it's the same kind of scene.

They do a football one, which is offense and defense at the same time. Yeah. You have no idea what's going on, but it took off. I was like, this is fucking stupid. Yeah. But go ahead. But really sexy though, right? Yeah, of course. Of course, taking it to play pickleball would have been cooler. Exactly. Yeah, if only they were playing pickleball. If only. He told me that Tom Cruise, he asked Tom and was like,

hey, how do you stay in such great shape? I mean, you have to be so busy. I'm a vampire. He says he doesn't, he has this machine and he only works out for 15 minutes a day. Yeah, I've seen the machine. You've seen this machine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the one from the 90s. On one side. I'm sticking with it. On one side. It's not from the 90s. It's new technology. It's like, I looked it up. I'll have to figure out the name.

All I know is it's a massive machine and it's $14,600 or whatever. No, it was like 150 grand for two machines. Okay. What I've seen is this one, he maybe used to work out on this. It's got, on one side, it has a very deep stair climber type thing. And then the other side, it has like a bench press thing that you're sitting up. It's like a Nordic track type thing. This is your, you're sitting in like a regular seat and then you bench press out and then lean forward. And then you have to row it back. So you're doing a push and a pull.

And you do that Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then you do the legs. So this is the trick. I've been doing it wrong the entire time. But you do it as intense as possible for that time. That's what he says he does. And he has this new machine now that is kind of like a tonal. Have you seen those that are on the wall? That it keeps like the perfect amount of tension the entire time. But it's like this huge fucking contraption.

And he says he just, That being said, like, I bet they'd be good to try out. Yeah. Send them to us. Uh, so that's the trick. That's how Tom Cruise stays looking like Tom Cruise. Well, also, also, also, also though, he's a deep fake now. Oh, he's an alien? No, he's a deep fake. He's a deep fake.

Everywhere you see him, he's a deep fake. Hile. We're in person now. Hile. What's up? Yeah. We're in person. Yeah, I gotta do that.

We drove here. I know. It's the whole thing. It was just a deep fake joke because he's got good deep fakes out there. Well, I know. There's a guy who goes around as him. And he does a deep fake. Like, uh, loose.

He for sure in the movie, there's for sure CGI on his face in the movie though, right? I'm sorry. I thought it was an old man. The fact that he's like less wrinkly than all of us. Yeah. How is he doing it? He's like 60 years old. But you saw the thing before the movie, Tom comes out and is like,

Hey, everyone, we're super excited you're here. Guess what? This movie, the G's are real. The planes are real. We really did it. And he does look old in that. Wait, he came out before your movie? Well, you know, I mean, there's a secret that's played. Oh, I didn't, not at the Grove.

Oh, I think maybe I saw at IMAX. So maybe it was for IMAX. Oh, fancy. Is that you have to wear like 3D glasses for that? I don't. For IMAX? Dude, he's had Lasik. He doesn't need 3D glasses.

I see these 3Ds. No, it's just a big screen. By the way, I thought it used to be like a circle shaped screen that like convex around you. It's a convex. Yeah. But this was just like a big screen. I don't remember the circle part of it,

but I do remember the convex. Adam, you good? What just happened over there? My man. My dude is crushing. Did you just crush that? Was that the whole thing? Are you okay?

What's up? Oh my God, bro. Bullets, puns. Why did you slam that? So what's going on? Is that how you normally drink water? I got to say hydrated, man. But that was a lot of water at once.

Like a big old, how many OZ's is that? It's just a regular little water. That's nuts. Fuck it. It's fucking nuts. Did you like it, Adam? Scares me. I did like it.

Maverick, Top Gun. Top Gun, Maverick, yeah. Yeah, I liked it. I just thought it was like very much in line with the first movie. And they didn't try to reinvent the wheel, and that's not what they should have done. So I liked it.

Yeah, what it was like. It pulled on all of the same heartstrings as the first movie. They picked the nostalgic points and kind of did it again and fucking like you say, the football shit, same shit. It was Jennifer Connelly in the first ones. Or she's just, it was just like he knew her. Yeah.

And by the way, is she like a multi-millionaire bartender? I know. She has a house on the beach. Literally. They're like, okay. Okay, literally. Some of us ain't seen it. She takes him on like a small yacht, like sailboat.

Yeah, she's sailboat. And then in the very end pulls up in like a mint condition, 1987 Porsche that's for sure worth a quarter million dollars. Yeah, she was super cool. I was like, what's up with that? She makes a lot of money on that marine bars. That she works at. Maybe it's the family heirloom or something, you know?

What is? The car. Yeah, it could have. And then what? She, I want the backstory on that. The boat and the house. Family heirlooms. She rich.

Chop gun heirloom. Right, okay. Well, what is Tom Cruise's best movie ever? I know my answer. Best movie ever. Vanilla Sky. I don't know. That's our winter rain man.

The mummy. I went to fucking rain. You're ready for the correct answer. I went to rain man first. No, wait. Let me know if you're ready for the correct answer. Mission impossible one. I just said it.

I'm super sick. The mummy. Austin Powers. It's the mummy. A note. Tropic Thunder. This is correct. Yes, Tropic Thunder.

Incorrect. And I think he's in Austin Powers, right? It's no contest. It's like the credits at the end. He is. Yeah, yeah. This one's the easy answer. His best.

It's not easy though because like born on the 4th of July, you're like, holy fuck. Well, I never seen this. This dude is putting. Dumb, dumb. He's like, I've seen one Tom Cruise movie. I'm trying to figure out his worst movie. I'm really trying to figure out his bomb.

Blake's going to pick whatever his bomb was. War of the World. Yes. Well, it's the mummy. I've said it. The answer. The only answer is. You might be right.

I bet it's from the 90s. And it is from the 90s. Is it Days of Thunder? Because it should be. That's second. Ooh, I've never seen that. That movie rocks. You've never seen Days of Thunder?

That's second. Yes. Great, but it's good. Our porno tape when I was a kid that we found on my buddies. That's a few good men. We called it Nights of Thunder. Ooh. Yeah.

And our parents were like, what is Nights of Thunder? And they're like, it's the sequel that they're making to Days of Thunder? You got an early copy. Yeah. And they're like, OK. They found our porno tape. Yeah.

Nights of Thunder? It wasn't there. It wasn't my friend's parents actual them fucking. So it's a porno? It was a porno tape. Dang, Nights of Thunder would be a hard-ass porno tape. I mean, Magnolia. Are you good, man?

No. Magnolia. Nights of Thunder. That's not his movie, but it's. Yeah. No, but he's not the mummy. Do you want a clue? We've got some issues.

Do you want an audio clue? Yes. OK. Here you go. Jerry Maguire. I want the truth. Oh. Haruba.

Right. Mama. Come on, Rudy. Hold on. Cocktail? Yeah. Cocktail. Cocktail.

There it is. Yes. So it's the number one. Definitely not. What? No. Definitely not. Cocktail is a flawless film.

It's probably. Dude, I said the mummy like 12 times. I've never seen that. Blake, let's make cocktail. Oh, I would love to. Let's do that. You don't think cocktail is his best movie ever? But I would love to see Blake flipping bottles.

I know. In this site. In South Beach for you guys' remake of cocktail. Yeah, it's going to be visually stunning. Oh, it's Eyes Wide Shut. Eyes Wide Shut, Aaliyah. I've never seen that. Love it.

Magnolia. Who's never seen it? Well, Eyes Wide Shut actually is probably. Because he took over directing the movie. Any movies. Eyes Wide Shut. He took over. Because that's the movie that Kubrick died.

Why are you nursing that drink on me? Yeah, he's a gift. Yeah, and he saw it. Tom Cruise saw that movie through. I love Tom Cruise. Cocktail, dude. Revisit it. It is so good.

I've seen it. I saw it like five years ago and was like, man, they used to just make anything. No, I know. Come on. Yeah, what's great. How great is that? The Australian Bro is so cool.

Yeah, from FX. Yeah. And is he in Jaws? No, he's not in Jaws. Did you just say FX, like FX, F slash X, the movie? And FX, too. Yeah, those movies. With the clown?

They're the best. Those movies do rule. They're the best. Yeah. They should bring that back. Except for practical effects don't happen anymore. No, but why not? That'd be great.

I mean, it. Well, because practical effects don't happen. Oh. Fouffle, stop! And that was another episode of. Yeah, do we have takebacks? Yeah, and you takebacks apologize. Oh, I got a lot to take back.

What's our clock at? What do we have? We're at a hot 56, I think. I got a lot of takebacks. I take back talking over you guys constantly the entire time today. Sorry about that. Well, see, when we came in hot,

we added a lot of energy up top. We were excited to see each other. You probably heard it. I want to take back Blake not coming with more flaming hot. OK. Mountain Dews. You want to take that back. I would like to take him back to the 7-Eleven

and have him buy more because it's so fucking delicious. I think he said it was a Ralph's, though. I got you, bro. I'm listening. Thank you for listening. I would like to take back the fact that I brought it. I truly, truly do not like this beverage. I love Mountain Dew, but this flavor, I can't eat it.

What is your favorite Mountain Dew? I was just going to say, we've done this before. We've ranked Mountain Dews before. Well, this one is bottom of the barrel. Well, it's bottom? It's definitely not the bottom. It has 73 grams of sugar. It's doing something.

What are you talking about? I feel stronger from it. What Mountain Dew flavor do you think is worse than this? They're all delicious. We sadly know. Diet is the worst. I like diet. Oh, God.

The number one. Hey, let's talk a luggage. Regular is number one. Mountain Dews straight up is number one. Number one. Okay, fine. Yeah, fine. Code red is probably number two.

What? Very close to Baja Blast. Yeah, I like Baja Blast, too. There were two other flavors with Baja Blast, and one of those was very bad at TB. Taco Bell. And Taco Bell. For a minute, should we get lunch at Taco Bell together

after this? Is there one nearby? If there's one nearby, maybe I'll hit it up. I know there's an Arby's for somebody who fucking said they wanted to hit that. Hello. Oh, yeah, we're right by you. Daddy wants that.

Okay, Daddy. Okay, Daddy. Daddy shall get it. Are you Daddy? Who's Daddy? We've got three fathers here. I'm the Daddy now. Blakes pulling up flavors.

Oh, you know what? No, the shock. The orange shockwave or haywire. That's my second favorite. Livewire? Livewire. We should do a cool game where I would stick my dig in that can. We should do a game where you have to guess

whether it's an Axe body spray flavor or a Mountain Dew flavor. All right, hit it up. Okay. Let's play the game. Let's play the game. Okay. We're staying in it, guys. Stick with us.

Is it an Axe flavor or is it a Mountain Dew flavor? Okay. Uproar. That's Axe. What? No, it's not. No, it isn't. This is so good.

We got to put this at the top of the other side. Uproar. Wait, really? Keep going. Let's do another. What flavor is uproar? Explain what uproar is. I don't know.

It's orange. Okay. And it has a dragon on it. Oh, shit, fuck. Distortion. Distortion. That's Axe. That's Gabby and Axe.

That has to be a Mountain Dew. A Mountain Dew, baby. God, I'm off on my Mountain Dew knowledge and Axe. Okay. By the way, there's somebody at home listening right now was like, I can't believe these fucking dudes didn't know. These fucking posers, bro. They act like they're part of the Dew crew.

Wow, Dude Crew doesn't even know about uproar. Hey, and fuck you guys. Ow. Coming in hot. Die, Steve. Dark Temptation. Oh, that's Axe. That is.

Dude, also, what kind of perv is buying Dark Temptation? At the Target with their mom, for sure. Hey, can I get somebody over to IL-5 to unlock this so I can get some Dark Temptation? Okay. How embarrassed are you to reach for the Dark Temptation when you ask them to open both of them? I like that the Dark Temptation is under lock and key at the CVS.

They all are. Everything's fucking lock and key now. You can't go outside without getting locked. Go off. Get off my lawn. This is what I want to hear. What about... Go off, King.

Excite. That's Axe. That's Axe. That's Axe. That is Axe. Very good. By the way, this is just telling me that Mountain Dew has naming shit on lock and Axe is kind of lazy.

Oh, by the way. They need to get the whatever, the marketing guy. I was going to call him the chief namer, but I don't think that's right. They need to get the chief namer on the line. They need to get the Mountain Dew chief namer over to Axe. The title guy. The title.

Here's my last one. Get the title man. Here we go. Yes, okay. For all the money. In the world. Final answer. For...

Bitcoins. For all the money. Boodoo. Boodoo. That's a Mountain Dew. That's a purple bottle, I believe. I'm going with it. I think you jumped...

I actually think you jumped... Put your ass away. I think you might have jumped to Old Spice without telling anybody. No, no, no. That's it. You guys want to know? That's a Mountain Dew.

Boodoo. I'm going body spray. Mountain Dew. That's a Mountain Dew. It's a question. Both. Both. Both.

What the heck? Boodoo Axe and Boodoo Mountain Dew. I knew it. Voodoo. Yep. How did you find that so quickly? And what flavor is Voodoo? It's quickly.

Voodoo is... I don't know if it's quickly. It doesn't say what any of the flavors are. It just says Voodoo. Mystery flavor. It's a mystery flavor. And is that... I love a good mystery in my beverage.

Voodoo. We're saving that for the second one. Isn't that a religion? I love a good mystery. Remember Phoenix Axe? Yeah, what is a Voodoo? We all have Phoenix, right? No.

You know what we should do? Next time we all hang out together and we're drinking. We shouldn't... And also we can make some fun mocktails for you. Thank you so much for saying mocktail. We got to do... We got to get mystery drinks to each other.

I think that'd be a fun... Where you just go off, you make some mystery drinks. I like that. You give it to your friends. You don't tell them what it is. Don't put flaming hot in mine, good. I don't like that. Wait, are you saying like you just go to the kitchen

and you dump shit in there? You make your own mystery drink. Bro, I feel like I used to do that with my homies when I was like eight years old. Cocktails. This could be a scene in a cocktail. Yeah, I like that. I did think you were going to say,

next time we're all together, we should bring in a bunch of deodorants. And I was ready to be amped on that. All right. All right. And that's another episode of... This is important. This is important.

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