This Is Important - Ep 89: The IQ Dick Size Test

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Today, this is what's important: The origins of 'we're baaack," non-Disney animated films vs Disney films, Pat Buttram, rats, rice, cars, Blake snitching on Adam, dicks, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only

talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, dicks have gotten larger, dude. It's all the processed meats we're eating. Your Stords Locker was a rat in my club. It was going off. What's the thing you like sniff that makes your butt hole open up? I do actually think that the more intelligent you are, your IQ level, I think the smaller dick you have. Let's go. Oh, my God. Harmonizer.

Harmonize. All right. Harmonize. We're back. It'd be cool to see a barbershop quartet, dude. We're back. If we had a four-part harmony. I'm in Charleston right now. Okay, go off. Off to the races. And on the radio this morning, their morning radio DJ goes,

Good morning. No, he goes, we're back. All right. Yeah. Fuck it. I mean, I think that's after commercials or something. Yeah, all the time. He did it four times within his little segment about how they're back. Yeah, that's not ours.

Oh, dude. We stole it from a kid, a college kid. I know I'm saying we all stole from this college kid. I'm not saying he stole from us. No, everybody stole from Poltergeist. But we're more important than that radio guy. Everybody stole from Poltergeist, right? Poltergeist, that's true. You're right.

Even though that was their back, but that was the original. Oh, then no. So in a weird way, no one stole from Poltergeist. I guess in a weird way we didn't at all. How do you say it? Poltergeist. You guys know what it's from, right? Originally.

Poltergeist. Poltergeist. Poltergeist. It's a chicken movie. Right, it's one of the chicken animation movies. Yeah, it's a chicken movie. Okie dokie. Chicken Run.

Chicken Run. We're Back is originally from the Revenge of the Nerds 2 teaser. The telephone. Where the telephone's ringing and it's all creepy. Yes. They stole that. Who stole that? I think they took that from Poltergeist.

Shut the fuck up. Yes, but they said we're back. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Wow. Okay, but do you remember We're Back, the animated feature about those dinosaurs? Being like back in New York from the 90s? I think John... Didn't I send you that poster?

Yeah, I think you did actually. All right, so yeah, I remember it to you guys. Thank you guys! I don't. Is this an animated dinosaur flick? Did they wear like cool clothing and stuff? Because I kind of was thinking about... Was it Land Before Time?

No, no, no, no. It's called We're Back. It was kind of like a... Was the clothing cool? They didn't have a rock and stegosaurus and like sunglasses and like a fucking leather jacket or something because I got that in my head. Thank you, Blake.

All I'm asking is how was their luggage game? Okay, come on, man. We're not in person anymore. I'll just shut the Zoom down. You can't overuse it. Crocodilian. Here was the deal with We're Back, though, the cartoon movie. Yeah, what's up?

You remember how there was like that kind of like tier of animated movies that weren't Disney movies? Like Oliver and Company, Land Before Time. Fern Gully the Last Ranchorist. I like how that's... Yes. I like that that's a tier. A tier to you.

It's Disney than everything else. It was. Was All Dogs Disney or what? All Dogs Go To Heaven is Disney? I don't think so. That shit's important. Yeah, I don't think All Dogs... I believe it was DMX.

All Dogs a Disney either. No, I don't think it was. Yeah, exactly. And Brave Little Toaster. Oh, that's a great example. Brave Little Toaster. Second tier. But these were like indie cartoons, not at all.

They were major studios. Indie comedy. But they would really bring the thunder, man. It was... Those are great films. If you have time, check out Oliver and Company. Oh, guys. If you need some fun back.

Dude, they obviously... They're listening to this podcast. They have all the time in the world. They are listening. Turn us off. They're wasting so much time. Yeah. I will say, I do have a question for people.

What's up with the Brave Little Toaster? You can't find it anywhere. It's not streaming anywhere. They have all of these knockoff, like, Brave Little Toaster things that I never heard about that came out years later, like TV shows and sequels. Really? Three sequels and stuff.

But the original Brave Little Toaster is nowhere to be found. Last I checked. I checked probably once every six months. I've never heard of this Brave Little Toaster. You've never heard of the Brave Little Toaster. You've never heard of the Brave Little Toaster. Wait, really? You know what?

It's because Derz is the oldest guy that we know. Oh, my God. He's a different generation. Right. Like, I know about Flight of the Navigator, and you guys don't. Yeah, I don't know how that is. That sounds weird.

That's the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth. It's six straight off. What is that? Derz is a secret of Nim Boy. Yes. It is cool that you are just barely older than us.

You're like a year and a half older than us. And oh. Two and a half, right? Is that right? Two and a half? I think two and a half, yeah. OK, two and a half. OK, two and a half.

OK, that works. That's a lifetime. When you guys were sophomores, I would have been a senior. It's a toddler's lifetime. That's a toddler's lifetime. Thank you. Yes. Thank you, Kyle.

Kyle, can you move that light home in there? You're fucking blind. Yeah, you're bugging us. No, I know. I'm doing it. I'm doing artistic shit over here. OK, that's cool. I hate it.

Yeah, I didn't like it. I don't like it. Good artist. Yeah, it's OK. That's a critique. It is. OK, sure. Sure.

How about this, shiny boy? Hey, you got it. Can I just close out this hot, hot, hot indie animated talk? Real quick. I hope to close it out. Adam, I want to circle back. OK, so the greatest non-Disney cartoon would have to be, undoubtedly, the Iron Giant, correct?

Am I correct? I was going to bring that up. I like the Iron Giant. I like Brave Will Toaster more. And if I'm being real, the first land before time, that's some real shit. Very good. Hits?

You're jerker. Yeah, it fucking runs. The mom died. Little foot. Oh my god. That was a sad flick. I think Iron Giant was a little scary err than the Brave Will Toaster for me.

Yeah, the opening is fucking still gets me shook. But guys can't be shook. Who is the voice of the Iron Giant? That might be the most important part. Dude, I know it. Vin Diesel. What the fuck is going on? Vin Diesel, bro.

Vin Diesel is the Iron Giant. What? Oh, yeah, dude. Vin Diesel voices everything that matters. Wait, are we being real? Yes. Are we being real? Yes, dude.

Why? How? Vin Diesel, he wasn't even famous. He was a voice actor before he became Vin Diesel. The Vin is short is an acronym for voices in no time at all. Yeah, yeah. This dude just comes up with the voices in no time at all.

It's crazy. And then they were like, maybe Diesel at the end? He goes, that's tight. Well, was it the Iron? Did the Iron Giant didn't have many lines in that movie? That's also the thing, right? It didn't speak. It was more grunts.

He only says like seven things. What year did the Iron Giant come out? That's a great question. That's a great question. We're going to need the producers. Oh, we got 99 quick on the draw from the producers. Oh, that's actually later than I thought. I mean, this is why I didn't really fuck with the Iron

Giant as much as because it was, I mean, dude, I was in ninth grade. I wasn't watching Little Kid. It's not a Little Kid movie. It's an excellent film. That's why I said it's scarier than the Brave Little Toaster because it's more adult. It is a film geared for children.

And adults can also watch it. Yeah, because Harry Connick Jr. is the other voice, bro. Oh, yeah, baby. Let's go. That shit's cool. That's cool as a fucking cucumber right there, baby. Miss Rebecca. That must have been right when they started having

celebrities do voices because before that, it was just voice actors for the most part. Yes, yes. By and large. Obviously, Robin Williams snapped off in Allie Donne. Thank you. Yes. And Tom Hanks and...

Toy Story. And Toy Story. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But Toy Story. We were doing it. I'm going to say Toy Story after Iron Giant or is it the same time?

I'm going to say Toy Story was just before. I think it's pre-Iron Giant. They were doing Pixar movies before Iron Giant came out. Yeah, dude. That was the thing. It wasn't throwback. That's probably why you watched it because it was more of a throwback cartoon animation style.

That's why you watched it when you were in 9th grade. Homie, I thought we're talking about your favorite decade here and you don't know shit about it. Yeah. Take it. And by the way, you're saying that's the best non-Dismi. Like, you're talking about animated Disney. You're talking about animated Disney.

Disney and Pixar. Because all these Pixar movies were coming out. No one jumped on them, dude. What the hell? Pixar. I always, I jump on myself. I ate mylet. I rabid it.

Pixar is Disney, isn't it? Now, but it wasn't before. It was new jobs. Yes. Yes, man. Do you even work in the business? Dude, I didn't even realize that. Pixar just got bought by Disney like in the last 10 years.

Yes. But I thought there were hella Disney references in Toy Story. Like what now? Yeah, what are the Disney references in Toy Story? Buzz Lightyear and Woody. No, those are Pixar properties. Uh, Toy Story came out in 1995. Toy Story's 95, yeah.

Toy Story's 95. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'll piss now. Freaking, what is that on your face?

Blake, what is that on your face right now? Yeah, what is that? That's probably the largest omelette yoke you'll see all day. No, we're talking, that's a fucking yoke scramble right there. I just got bodied. Yeah, so all the Pixar movies were up to snuff. If not as good as Snow White. Okay, okay, is that your bar?

No, but what is the best Disney of that era pre Pixar? Like old, old. Well, I mean, old, old up until 2000, let's say. Robin Hood. Oh, okay. Well, then Aladdin for sure. Aladdin's great. Over Beauty and the Beast.

Over Robin Hood. For me, for me, I loved Aladdin. Tales of the Time. Robin Hood is so sick. Robin Hood does not make sense. It's like, what happened? Robin Hood is in the time when you would have voice actors doing voice actors, and there was a very famous voice actor named Pat Butram.

Pat Butram, he has a star on Hollywood. He does. His name is Pat Butram. He's our Pat Butram. How do you spell that? B-U-T-T-R-A-O. Just how you say it. You know, you don't spell it, you do it.

I wonder if they thought twice about giving him the star. Like, if they were like... He has it. It's on Cuyenga in Hollywood. You can go see Pat Butram's. I've seen it. I wonder if they, when they were giving it to him, they were like, ah, I don't know. This is, kids are going to handle this literally every day.

Or they're going to fuck it. We don't care. Or they're going to buff it. They're going to buff it and keep it pristine. Pat's put in so much work. We love the guy. And we told him when he got in the biz, he was two movies in. We, he had established himself as Mr. Butram, but we, we said, Pat,

I think you can still change it, bud. I think you can still change it. And nobody's going to notice. I mean, you know, they drilled a little hole in it. So people can, can ram. No. Oh, wow. Yeah, you know it. You know, I mean, we're talking Hollywood right now, dude.

The place is a cesspool. We're talking the streets of Hollywood. I'm going to bang Pat Butram's star. Do you think it's pronounced Patrum or something like that? I've never heard it said except by my friends. Pat Butram? Butram. That's a good question.

Maybe it is Bertram. Yeah. Pat, Pat Butram. Butram. But you know, I mean, middle school was the worst time of that guy's life. He's like, it's actually Butrum. And everyone's like, no, it isn't. No, it isn't. No, it's not.

Um, wait, have you guys heard of Lorenzo music? No, only llamas. What's this? No, but Lorenzo's oil. He's also a voice actor who sounds exactly like Bill Murray. And he did the voice on Ghostbusters as a cartoon. Right. But he's done a bunch of stuff.

Okay. And then because we've talked about the best Bill Murray impersonation, but we won't go to every. Did we ever say who it was? Yes, we did. We did. We talked about Mr. Evan Stone. Evan Stone.

Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. But wait, wait. And so his name is Lorenzo music. And that's what he goes by. I got it right. I got all my like old tapes and DVDs with the kids. By the way, Durs, I just watched after.

No, this is not animated series. Please reread and see it really. Oh, it says hustler. It says hustler at the top. It's covered by some shit. Yeah. The sticker was covering it. Yeah.

I believe I got that for Durs' birthday. The Ghostbusters gifts do not stop. By the way, munchers in this, it's just a different muncher. Yes, points. Oh, very good. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. No, he's that guy.

I watched Afterlife yesterday on the plane. It's fucking great, dude. Isn't it? Loved it. Yeah. What was it? Afterlife. Ghostbusters Afterlife.

Oh, cool. Yeah. I finally saw it and I didn't see it. I gotta watch it. Yeah. It's got a wreck from divine. I think that's a wreck from every one of you guys. Yeah.

It's really fun. I've never seen it. Blake's never seen it. He won't. OK, boy. He refuses. But I love it. But I've seen munchers, Funko, and I'm in, brother.

Well, you got podcasts, the character. I'm like, the Funko. And I loved him. Sweet podcast. So funny. Adam, the end. What? Don't spoil.

What the fuck? Yeah. Great. Did it connect? It did. I was like. It was fantastic. A little bumpy in some parts.

Of course. There, but heavy. Oh, that's great. OK, so it's good all the way to the end. Very nice. Very nice. They gave everyone their moments. It was fantastic.

Did you see the secret scene at the end? Because I hadn't seen that in the theaters. We left. And then there's an after credits scene. Yes. Yes, it did. Can I finish? Great.

They're teeing it up, baby. Yeah, man. OK, great. They're teeing it up. OK, muncher. Muncher will be back. Adam's smiling like he's already in the sequel. Yeah, man.

Are you muncher? I'm muncher. No, I wish. That'd be so tight. The voice of muncher. Yeah, a little baby muncher. Dude, so the reason we started late, and I apologize, guys, but I went and got my truck this morning.

Already, cardinals are shitting all over my door and scratching my windows. It's already happening. We're back. Thank you. But on top of it, I had to swing by my storage center where I put everything. Good.

All my shit. Nice. Maybe 25,000 rat shits on everything. Eight through everything. I no longer have a Peloton bike. It ate it. Because they ate the wires. They fucking ate all the wires.

Dude, that's a thing. That's a thing. I have to fully get new everything. They ate the tires of my bicycle. The rubber. What? Would you know the rubber? I would have done that, actually, though.

Yeah, true. I heard, because I had some rats come. I used to park all my cars outside before I had a garage. Nice. And rats would come up and eat the wires in the Teslas. And now they're my friends. I wish you said that. I've trained them.

Five rats crawled over Kyle's shoulders. And now they're right in the other room. Come on in, guys. Boys, bring me another kombucha. Yeah, he's kissing them. Hey, buddy. But they like the casings that they put on the wires. Right.

It smells like fucking cheese, I guess, to them, you know? By the way, they'll chew your brake lines, too, pal. That low. Yes. Oh, that's so scary. Yeah. That is so scary to you. Yeah, so it fucking sucks.

So I was dealing with that. I thought I could just grab the shit and go. And then it was like, come on, Adam. You know I'm not going to have some hiccups. Hold up. Your lifestyle. So wait, they're going to cover all this shit, right? The, are we naming the establishment?

Yeah, as it hurts. Well, it's like life storage or some shit. You got to go public storage. Yeah, I mean, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. That's the way. But they got to cover it. They're going to cover it, right?

Yeah, you have insurance on stuff like that. That's why insurance exists, right? Yeah, so we'll, we'll figure it out. I mean, I think it's a new peloton upgrade that shit. With the swingable fucking scrambles. Shit, this dude's going to be swinging, swinging to yoga. It was the new peloton, but uh. Oh, shit.

But like the dope one, you're going from dump to dump. It was, but you know. You were already swinging. Yeah, so it just fucking sucks. So like, and we had like all the kinds of like food and shit that we were. What food were you saving? I had hella food in there.

Well, the sleeping bag rolled out. No, like rice and just different stuff. Just different shit that I had left over from when I shot the movie in Atlanta. Hold up. I love this. You have the fancy peloton, but you're going to like not re-up on the rice six months later. Well, I had all the shit and stuff that wouldn't go bad.

And I figured, well, just put it in a box, put it in the storage. They ate right through the boxes. Weren't even there. You know what you do though? You sprinkle the rice out so the birds eat it. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Because it gets bigger in their bellies.

Yes, I should have two birds, one stoned it. I feel like if I put it back, I'm going to put like 25,000 rat traps. That's cool. Oh, my God. And just it's a rat massacre when I open it. I can't even imagine the smell. You open it and just vomit upon. Oh, dude.

I'm sorry to hear all this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. So it's covered. I was covered in rat shit when I was texting to please push 30 minutes. I was like, I can't. Damn, you should have just zoomed in live from the phone.

That was a good radio, baby. I wouldn't give a care. No, that's good radio. That's interesting radio. No, that's interesting radio. Weird. Wild stuff. What other food did you have there?

Twix. Like a giant wheel of cheese. Yeah, a ton of cheese. Yeah, hell of twix and like Snickers and stuff. Laurice. A twix. Yeah. Oh, I did have laurice.

I did. It was a lot of like spices that I put on my chicken and shit. Whoa. Yeah, chicken spices. Barbecue sauce. Yo, your storage locker was a rat nightclub. It was going off. It really was.

It was that journey spot. It was that journey spot. It was in here. You want bike tires? We got them. If you said that no other storage facility in the area had any rat problems, I'd believe it because there was so much shit. There was so much shit.

You couldn't see the stuff. It was covered in rat shit. Was this an indoor unit or did the door open to the outside? It opened to the outside. Or was it in a forest? It opened to the outside. I should have known. I didn't.

I did not. It was a time capsule that Adam buried in the forest. Just outside, buried it in the backyard. I buried it six months ago. I felt my treasure. Well, that fucking thing sucks. They have the indoor units where you go into a warehouse and the ceilings are wide open.

And I'm like, I know you can climb from one to the other. Well, so here, I was two weeks ago. I was doing, I'm just kidding. But yes, it's very strange. Why? Well, because probably if you are climbing the wall, you can't pull things over the wall. I could.

Dude, you've seen Mission Impossible. You could at least go through people's shit. You could read files about people. You could take bricks of cash. That's true. Well, I think I'm going to do that because I want to buy a freaking Vroom Vroom, baby. I want to get a little golf cart this year.

What are you going to do? I thought you were talking about a vacuum. I'm going to buy a golf cart this year instead of renting one. Because it's like $1,000 a month to rent. And I'm here for seven months. You could buy a golf cart, essentially, for that. You could buy a pretty decent one. They're only $27,000.

You could probably get it down to Ozarks for cheap, too, huh? Weren't they using golf carts down at the Ozarks? That's your parents' house? Oh, yeah. Oh, and then just drive it up. That's a movie. We're not close, Kyle. The Ozarks is in the dead center of the country

and I'm currently on the East Coast. Well, I was just pitching. I'm like, where's Adam going to keep his golf? I'm worrying about where you're going to store it. I don't want the rats to eat the tires of your new golf cart. I know. You just buy it and then you sell it and then you buy another one.

I'm just looking out for you, homie. You know what I mean? Thank you, Kyle. I'm just thinking. Dude, I really, really, really, really appreciate that. You keep the rice. You resell the golf cart. Yeah, man.

Have you been listening? Right. I'm eating everything this time. Nothing's going to be stored. What are you making with all this rice, by the way? Chicken. Like, how big is this bag of rice? Aren't you making chicken?

Well, it was Chloe's rice. And she likes rice. She's making it all day long. She's constantly eating rice. Dude, I fucking love rice. One at a time. Wait, do you guys have rice cookers? No, it's like Minut rice, you know?

Oh, invest. It's pretty do-do. Yeah, rice cookers are off the charts. But I did learn how to make rice are good. The charts of taste. And um. Kitchen of taste. Tastes.

Tastes. Or specifically rice taste. OK. They're off the charts of rice taste. Yeah, because it's sticky. They make them sticky rice. And that's kind of good, you know? There's a really, like one of the best investments I ever did

was cash out on a really nice rice cooker. It's this company from Japan. Wait, you call that an investment? Is cashing out on a rice cooker? Cashed out on it. Yeah, he cashed out. That is a wild phrase. We got to do more podcasts.

We need for this guy to be able to just get a rice cooker, if he needs to. Well, I got to talk to you guys about another thing. But first I want to shout out Zoshi Rushi. It's like the Japanese rice cooker. It's a fucking game changer, dude. Well, how much is it? Are we talking?

If you have to cash out for this, what are we talking about? It's like a $500 product. Yeah. For a cook's rice. For a rice cooker? That seems like a little bit a lot. You've been had. It also will like steam vegetables.

I mean, I don't care about... Oh, will steaming vegetables? OK, that's dope. Dude, I don't really care about products, tech, all that. But this shit makes rice so good. It's insane. And what are you making with rice? This guy doesn't care about tech.

But it makes the rice so good. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. What are you doing? What are you putting on the rice? Is this for curry? Is this for just like... Yeah, broccoli.

You lay a little chicken on top of the rice. Everything that goes with it. That's what I thought. What if I wanted to get into some sushi? Well, look, name five dishes you're making with this rice cooker. All I need is one rice and broccoli. All I need is one rice. That's it.

Rice is good, though, because you can pour... You can mix it. You can put shit on there. Oh, yeah, look, teriyaki. It's just a base, bro. Teriyaki. Yeah, dog, some beef jerky. I'm just asking.

You could throw beef jerky in rice, I bet you. You could. A little sriracha. You know what I mean? Yes, sriracha. A little sriracha, put an egg. You know I'm a sriracha. You can put an egg.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just butter, too. Butter on rice is also dope. It's fresh. Ugh, ew. Fucking good. Fucking yuck.

You don't do that. That's white shit right there. Okay. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads.

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What's up, buddy? Let's do more podcasts, buddy. I would like to announce that yesterday I ran out of gas. Fuck it. Has this ever happened to you before? First time in my life. Nice. Ran out of gas.

That's the first time. Okay. Yeah, first time in my life. Alone? Yep, by myself. Okay, that's good. As long as you weren't like with kids or anybody else. That's why I'm here to joke about it.

Wait here. I think I saw you driving the other day, Blake. I didn't even tell you. It wasn't the same day, right? I saw you driving, you were getting off the freeway. I was like, there he is in the green jeep. Were you in the green jeep? No, I was in the old Krusty Busty.

Oh, word. Because I kind of only take that to like go for jogs. So it's really like short trips. But I was riding the red line because I'm not trying to get that fucking $10. This is how bad Blake is with money that he kept a jeep to only use when he goes for runs. That's not my golf card, dude. Right, it is kind of is your golf card, huh?

It's still selling it and having $20,000 so you could buy multiple rice cookers and not overdraft yours. Oh, it's not worth that much. Dude, it's a, that jeep means a lot to me. I love that jeep, but like, and I stripped it down. It's kind of like a little like hooptie, like pickup truck at this point, but man. It's dope.

I fully endorse what you're doing with the jeep. You have fucking seven cars. Yeah, you have a junkyard at your house. Oh yeah, I'm supporting you. Fuck you. Yeah, exactly. It's like, wow. Tell the tale.

Tell the tale. Tell the tale. And I'm like, wow. I love you, Kyle. I love you. Oh, bro, right back at your homeboy. Well, I admit, I still have my car that we all got like brand new cars. Season one of Workaholics.

Right. When we first could afford new cars, we all went in and. When we got Greenlit for writing season two. For season two, yes. Yeah. Yeah. And I got the Camaro Supersport. Der's got a sick Volvo.

Blake got a jeep wrapped in an American flag with American Baldi on the front. Yeah. And Kyle got the Charger, right? I had the Challenger. Challenger, yeah. Yeah, the 20. The Challenger was before the jeep commander? No, I had the commander, but I got that before we started shooting season one.

Oh, it was like that. But that was a new. That was a brand new. You really started scheming and renting cameras to us for sure. You bet on yourself. Oh, bro, for life. But that was a there was a very fun day because we all showed up to work. Yeah.

And we were like, we were like, come look at our new cars and we spent half the day just checking each other's cars out. Remember what went down though? My wife had gone out of town and I was like, I'm going to buy a fucking car. I went by a car. Perfect. And I think I sent you guys a picture like, oops. And Adam was like, wait, we can buy cars and then you went and bought a car.

I think or Blake went to go look at one, but didn't find one. And then Adam just swooped in and bought one and then Blake got one the next day and we all rolled up and they couldn't have been more like, oh, well, that's Adam's car. That's Blake's car. And that's honors. Yeah, very much was because Adam, Adam glanced over it just a little bit or breeze past it, but my Jeep truly was an American flag with a bald eagle. Oh, that's right.

Adam saw yours, right? Yeah. Did you see his at the dealership, Adam? I can't remember that exactly. Did I, Blake? No, Blake, didn't you get that up in the bay? I don't think I did. I did.

I got it in Conker. Yeah. Got out the mud. Oh, this is what it was. Blake was walking out the door about to have bought another one and then saw it. And the guy was like, crazy, right? And you were like, let's switch the papers up. I'll take that one.

Right. I'm like, that's what it was. I said, what the hell is that? Yeah. What's that? I remember you called me, Blake. Should I? Yes.

People, I think, could have thought that I would buy the American bald eagle. You get what I'm trying to say, the American flag with the bald eagle. But they wouldn't have thought Blake bought the Mero. Yeah, got the Mero Supersport. Yeah. And dude, they were fucking sick whips. And Adam, you still have your Camaro. Blake still has his car.

I still have it. I do understand the love of that first car, the first nice car that we had our own money and we went and bought it. And it wasn't like a handy down or like a shitty hoopty that we used. It was ours. Well, what was wild about when I, because that American flag like Jeep, it was like perched outside the dealership, like full display. And when I went in and I switched up and I'm like, I want to buy that one,

the dealership was kind of like. He's like, wait, you're serious? Well, yes. And then they're like, well, if you are serious, like here's the deal. So it was like this, this Jeep that like Harrison Ford was like the face of it. And they were driving it across country of the United States to like raise awareness or money for like veterans and all that shit. Say it with a little bit more dignity.

You're like, I don't know, soldier stuff. Wait, Harrison Ford was drove your Jeep across country. Not my exact Jeep, but they're like the reason these are out front. And not this country and not Harrison Ford. It was it was Pat Butterm in Canada. Don't worry about it. But basically they're like anyway, because they recognize me. And this is when the workaholics were just loony tunes.

And they're like, hey, you can't like buy this and just be like a fucking like disrespectful asshole driving. Did they recognize you? Had we aired? I guess one episode had aired. Yeah, no, it had just, it had just come out after the Trump wrote. Well, no, because we we got greenlit to write before we aired even right for season two. Well, it was it was while we were writing season two that we did all this.

It wasn't like right right away. Whenever I got mine. They knew because we integrated because we integrated your your Montez's car, the American flag car is in season two, which was right inspired by Blake's whip. Right. Yeah, true. Right. So basically the rundown they gave me is like, look, I can sell you this Jeep,

but like, don't do some fucking like weird anti-USA shit or whatever. And I'm like, no, dude, how could you even do that? Like drive with a giant thumbs down over the top of it. I don't know. But that wasn't my intention at all. Well, Blake, I think Derz is right. I don't think we were the show had come out yet at that time. He definitely knew who I was.

I mean, it is my hometown. Then he saw the we had aired one episode after the Trump roast. He might have seen that. Yes, that's the only way because the Trump roast was probably huge. Crazy. The Trump roast. I forgot about that huge. If you guys remember, then the night that I got my Camaro, I had a show in Orange County

and I featured for Tom Segura and his wife, Christina. Nice. Christina P at some bar with like 40 people in the bar. And I drove down and the car in front of me hit a piece of plywood and it flew up. And I drove right into it and fucked up my car. Day one. Right. Day one.

I remember being there at that bar show and just kind of salty that my car was ruined. And then I drove like an hour and a half to perform in front of 40 people. And I'm like, God damn, I can't wait until the show comes out. And actually I can perform in front of people. Just a super angry. And correct me if I'm wrong. You didn't stop to check if there was any like serious damage, like dangerous. No, I did not stop.

I just fucking I just gotta make it. I don't want to piss Tom Segura off. Right. Yeah. Well, honestly, I was like, I have to make this show. And it was it happened like 20 minutes into the drive of like an hour and a half long drive. And I'm like, oh, fuck it. Yeah, that sucks picking up my wife of the airport in a new car was hilarious.

Oh, that's great. Because she was like weird pissed first. No, she was like, I don't get it. And I'm like, this is the car I drive now. She was like, huh? But that's how it goes. Whenever she leaves town, I'll like pick up a new TV. Like, you know, that's cool.

I think Sneaky Big Perk is about purchases. Percoses. Where can I do that? I don't want to have to run it by her. I'm a ready to go for it. Nice, dude. Don't you ever do. You never do, dude.

Was she cool about that? Or I feel Chloe doesn't care. I feel like Chloe might be a little salty if I just go buy a car. I feel like I will have to. There's a little bit of like, but there's a little bit of like, oh, you're buying a car. I'm like, but at the end of the day, she's like, what am I going to do? Or like, I'm going to get a TV.

She's like, well, do we need like, she asks the questions. It makes sense, right? Yes. Yeah, but you need to understand it's 120p or whatever the fuck it is. And we need it. This is the way. Yeah, you're, you're a splurgeon and you got to go do it. You don't want to have the convo.

Dude, when I bought the Challenger, it was off the showroom floor. Yeah. Got a showroom floor one here. Oh my God. Yeah, that was the first brand new car I had purchased. And you know what? I remember I was contemplating it and they were like,

you know, we've had another offer on this car. And I was like, who's that? And they're like, well, soldier boy. And I was like, Whoa, dude. Okay. I like how you asked, I like how you asked, who's that? And they're like, his name's Jeff.

He lives in Valencia. It's DeAndre. I don't know. Yeah. No, well, you know how they do it. They're like, well, somebody else came in and looked at the car because we had workaholics. Let's just say he had his name across his sunglasses.

Yeah, soldier boy tell him. And at that point, they knew who work. They knew workaholics. They knew that that was later. That was like season four. So soldier boy, who's famously first for a lot of things was actually second behind Kyle. Greg.

For buying the Challenger. Thank you. Kyle, you are the first person to beat soldier boy to the punch. Kyle is my soldier boy. Yeah, he really is. It really stirred up like I was on the phone trying to make the transaction happen as soon as possible because I wanted the car after that, like really bad.

By the way, they're like, this guy might not want the car. Well, call him and tell him, I don't know, soldier boy wants to buy it. Yeah. Who do you think soldier boy wants to buy it? I don't know. Well, Harrison Ford worked on his friend. I don't know. Maybe just looking at him.

I'm thinking soldier boy. These guys are dumb. They're fucking suckers. We go into the dealership. We're like, I'm not buying shit. They're going to have to convince me. Yo, Harrison Ford and soldier boy. I mean, I mean, they told me Diane Keaton owned my was also looking at my

Camaro Super Sport. Really? That is that. Yeah, fuck. I got to get it. That seems like a Diane Keaton move. They were like, so honors, your car was built in Sweden and I immediately just drove it through the window and out the door throwing money behind.

I got to go. Good times. Have you guys ever ran out of gas? Ever? One time. Oh, yes. One time. I did it on the way to a birthday dinner or something.

So I ran out. I had to run and go buy a thing to fill up a gas, then go back. And then when I showed up, everyone's like, yo, I was late and I'm all sweaty. And they're like, dude, you smell like fucking gas. And I go, I fucking ran out of gas on the way here. And they just fucking allowed me. I smelled like gas all day. I did it a lot.

But like, I did it a lot. It was probably like four or five times. But in high school, because I would put like $11 in my tank, you know, like I didn't have any money to fill my tank up. So it was a lot of like, okay, I got I got 750. I'm putting it in my tank. That should last me a little while. And then it doesn't.

I'm the same. In high school, it happened the most. There was like a big parking lot, grocery store parking lot by my house. And if I could like a few times, I just made it there and parked it in the lot and then went home and walked home, got gas. Yes. Yes. That also happened to me where I just pulled over on the side of the road and

leave my car there for a few days. That's so wild. Yeah. Yeah. It was kind of like, well, I got no gas. I'm going to walk or ride my bike. It happened once while we were shooting workaholics in the Camaro on the side of the freeway because I like right thought I had filled it up the night before and then

was running late for work and was just calling us to work and was like, and was like, oh, fuck me. Yeah. By the way, having never experienced it, that should would have been scary as fuck if that happened on the on the freeway. So can we zoom in on his eyes? Look at that. He's tearing up.

Yeah. I guess it could be scary. Blake does get scared. Look at that. I would have had it. Speaking of scary, me and Blake were at a wedding this weekend. Very fun wedding. But Blake told my parents we're all sitting there before dinner and Blake goes,

we're talking about how long it's been since we've seen some of these people because a lot of them lived in Orange County like 18 years ago. And Blake looked at my parents and goes, yeah, Adam and Austin's apartment. That was a really scary time. And I'm like, what? And he goes, it was scary over there, dude. I was like really scared every time I went over. And I'm like, why was it scary?

And he goes, you lived in that scary alleyway. And I go, no, I didn't. I lived in an apartment building. Wasn't scary. And he goes, yeah. And you guys got really deep into drugs. He's told my parents this. I was even dinner.

And I'm like, your dad's like, that's my guy. And my mom is like half cocked. And she's going, what? Adam, no. And I'm like, was half cocked, man. Just drunk as shit. Just slurrying drunk. And she goes, well, no.

Not blackout. And not quite blackout. Get in there. Half cocked. She's half cocked. And then I'm go, first of all, I never was a huge drug guy. And I'm like, what are you talking about? We did a ton of drugs.

And he was like, dude, I don't know. Every time I went over there, you guys were doing all kinds of scary drugs. And I'm like, Blake, what are you talking about? And he goes, why not? And he goes, whip it. And that's the drug. That was the scary drug.

And by the way, I think we did Whippets one time. I think I did Whippets with you at that apartment. Yeah, I think so. I think it was like one time we did Whippets. So Blake was losing his best childhood friend. I wasn't doing Whippets every fucking day and just losing all my brain cells. It was the first time I had ever visited your guy's place.

And you guys were doing Whippets. I also did Whippets. But then Blake is telling, ratting on me, telling my parents at a wedding, which should. It's 20 years, man. And he goes, ma'am. And he goes, you were going to ground him. It was so scary, dude.

It was so scary at Adam's apartment. It was really. Are these Whippets like the canisters? Or like through the whip cream? No, canisters. No, with the cracker and everything. Like the kitchen. So I mean, like when people do that

and you see it for the first time, it is a little bit like, why are all these contraptions? And then you watch somebody do it and they're just fully toast. They're fully gone for 30 seconds. Their brains go out of their fucking skull. Absolutely. And it wasn't a thing.

And Blake had been, that was maybe the first time he went over there. But he went over there a dozen times after that. Knows that it wasn't a particularly scary apartment. Dude, I just remember that was where the big boys play. But he was just on a good one, dude. That's so wild that that's your memory of out of an Austin's place is scary.

They're all a place. They're first place. Yeah, I remember we went in there. The first place that was directly across from Kyle's apartment. Yeah, we were right across the street. And he goes, you guys lived in that scary alleyway. And I'm like, no, we didn't. It was yeah, you were just directly across from OCC,

like at very nice college and right across from Kyle. I scared of you, motherfucker. By the way, like if your apartment's not scary in your 20s, like, or like, what are you doing? Late teens, early 20s, you're not really doing it, right? I mean, I admittedly we partied a lot there. It was very fun. It's got to be a little scary, right?

Well, there was cockroaches everywhere. Tapestries on the wall. Yeah, I think back to the same apartment. And I think we had gotten all of Teddy's dad's pornos. And we had put up all pornos. It was the Wild West. We had like lined the bedroom with just full porno mags. Noice.

Oh, yeah. Girls loved coming over there. It wasn't a scary place for them. Dude, I lived with my girlfriend at that time. And I had pornos everywhere. Meanwhile, Blake is like, Blake is like, I feel at home here. This is not scary.

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If you were 18, 19, 20, harder to get alcohol, like you could go to a porno shop and get whippets. You could go to a porno shop. Yeah, that's where I would get them. Yeah, that's where we could get them. You get a box of the fucking canisters. Why? Why? Why? There was some trend amongst a sexual community.

Oh, because when you jizz, you want to be doing that, right? When you come, you take the whippet hit. Hey, and it took us about 40 minutes, but we finally mentioned jizz. Ring the bell. Congratulations. Goodbye. Wait, what's the thing you sniff that makes your butthole open up?

What's up, bro? Oh, poppers. Poppers. Yeah, I feel like they was right next to the poppers. Oh, sure, like similar. It's like poppers and whippets. Those were the two things you could buy at a sex shop that would fuck you up. What is this porno shop?

You don't know poppers? I know what they are. I didn't know they were available in the grab bag at the fucking checkout. Yeah, I also I also didn't know this. This is this is behind the counter counter behind the counter. Yeah, you only had to be 18. You could get I had a cracker. It was like a gold cracker that I twisted that looked like a bike peg.

I like that my very normal apartment scared Blake enough that 20 years later, he had to tell my parents that. But meanwhile, he's hanging out in porno shops. I also like that's a wedding and everybody's there having a good time. And this was a casual wedding. Come on, it's Zach and Chels. They're like great people. They're funny.

You can be yourself. It was a lot of fun, man. It was fun. But there's no reason to dip into like this dark, scary. It wasn't that scary. Come on. The Defines aren't as scared. Oh, dude.

The next day, my mom talked to me about it. She was like, how bad was it? It was fine. I don't know why. Write down the apology. I'm like, it was perfectly fine apartment. She goes, my mom was like, well, we wouldn't have been helping you out so much financially if we would have known that it was so bad.

And that's when you grab your mom's arm and you say, just you. And I go, and I go, I go, bitch. I think it worked out for you. That's what I said to her. Now she knows. You said, give me that watch off your wrist. Yeah. I'm sorry, mama.

Who's the mommy now? That's how I said it. Who's the mommy now? I am sorry. I will apologize later. But I will say. We're getting close. You can start it.

It was really, really good to see your dad, man. He looks great. He sounds great. He does. He's your dad, man. And Dennis D. Dennis D, healthy again. Yeah, man.

Healthy D. Let's call him healthy D. He's got a real healthy D. Healthy D in the boys. It was good. What was hilarious, though, is they did exactly what they always do. My parents, what my parents always do is they came in night one and were so fucking drunk. That shit's important.

They were just like wasted night one. That the next day was the wedding. That they were too hungover to have a great time at the wedding. They were having fun. But you could tell there were leaving some in the tank. And I'm like, oh yeah, this is where I get it from. This is such a divine move of night one. You burn so bright.

That the next night you're like, I'm still going to send it. By the way, you say Blake, what the fuck, you're blowing up my spot. But at the same time, sounds like your parents. You could just be like, mom, you barely got out of bed today for the wedding. Yeah. This is the way. You know. Yeah, come on, man.

I thought I was in a safe space. Dude, at your wedding, Adam, three of your family members didn't make it to the ceremony. That is true. That's that nuts. Legends, mate. Legends. But very, very fun MVP. Very, very fun wedding.

Yeah. Where was Newport, ma'am? It's so cool. I love it out there. Congrats to the newlyweds out there in the air. Special shout out to Big Geats. Enjoy it. To Big Geats.

I love it. I love marriage. I love that they're married. Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Here you go. It was a true throwdown. It's a tough road, but it's worth it.

Every day's a test. Shout it out. It never ends. I'll tell you what. You might think you're going to get to a finish line around 10 years. You're not. It's just going to keep going. It's like taking on you.

Always another layer of the end. Sentence to death. More like it. No, sentence to wife. Oh, why? That's good. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. I think that's cool.

Zach works at the frog shop in Newport Beach, which is like an old surf shop. Very cool. Very well known. And all of the guys that worked their street around. So it was really cool about 30 minutes into dancing. There was just like a ton of like surfer guys nutsacks just flopping about. Oh, like full blown living in a nightmare.

Oh, yeah, dude. So like old dudes too, like the owner TK was like balls out and he's like 65 years old or whatever. He's like a 60 year old. Freedom. Yeah, it was it was really tight. He's the one who kicked off the nudity at your master party, correct? Zach?

Zach, yeah. Yeah, that might be right. Like Zach's starting to get real naked in his old age. Yeah, pizza pizza. So that's just part of the culture down there in Newport? Yeah, I think so. Well, yeah, even when we got workaholics, he was he was doing the manjina, driving by in the Jeep and stuff.

Manjina is the entry level before you just start letting your dicks out. It's the gateway. Yeah, I like it. I like I like dicks out. You know, it's a fun. It's a it's comforting. Just get you and all your buddies together. You all just have your dicks out.

Right. It is cool. You're you're not leaving anything. No, I have always wondered how much. Hey, it's fine. Human society would would change if men just had to expose their penises. Like I feel like it'd be way worse. I can tell you it seems like the ones that are getting exposed.

It's a problem. You're not saying all the time. All the time. I'm saying just like we know what each other's dick sizes are. We don't have to do things to make it seem like they're bigger. We don't have to like you're talking about like internally as the male sex. Always, my man, we're going deep dive in the psychology of of males. I feel like so much of what's wrong with society is the fact that we're trying

to keep it a secret what our dick size is. Once you just know you're past that part. Just know once you know everyone else's. Yeah. All of our dicks are fine. I've seen all your guys's dicks. You're fine. It's a perfectly fine dick.

Yeah. Let's not be scared about it. You guys only saw my first one. If that's where this is going, like a utopian society where nobody cares about what size your penis is. Unless your dick is like wildly small, then you can wear shorts. What? Well, this is what I want.

I want it to be largely large and you ruin everyone's day. Actually, I take it back. You'd probably just be like a round of applause. I think I told you guys early on in the podcast when I saw the biggest penis I've ever seen in the locker room. And I was just like, I want it to be like, all right, give me your day to day. Wake up to sleep. What's the difference?

How does that affect your life? Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. All right. You don't have to show your dick while you're alive. But as soon as you die, your dick size is revealed. Just so we know, like so if like a murderer dies, we see what his dick looks like.

The most evilest guy in the world dies. Let's see what his dick was. And is there a correlation with mean people, small dicks, big dicks? I just want to know if that means anything. Murderers are pointy. Intelligence. Intelligence. Yep.

I mean, imagine if you find out that like a, he was a serial killer. He killed it like a ton of people. He was super evil, but then also had like a solid like thick, not huge, but like some change and like pretty, pretty girthy. And you're like, well, that's kind of the perfect dick right there. Yes. But I think we would find more often than not that the dicks are strange. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. They, they, they for sure. Strange. I mean, yes. Kyle's like, so you're telling me I'm going to murder somebody? Yeah. What's strange?

What do you mean by strange? I do think, I do actually think that the more intelligent you are, your IQ level, I think the smaller dick you have. I do believe because you're like, I think that you'll be able to do that. That's not fair, Kyle. Kyle thinks he's a genius. So.

Well, no, I just think that most of the people back in the day, and I'm taking this from like sculpture and history and stuff, but most of the people back in the day who's minds were willing to be like put on a pedestal who were out like, you know, movers and shakers. Well said. Small, they had, they had the small winners. But again, name one sculpture that you're talking about. Michelangelo.

Yeah. Very small dick. No, he just had long pukes. Well, so be it. So be it. I mean, that's one area. And this is a hypothesis. This is not God's honest truth.

This is a hypothesis. Also Michelangelo, if that was a real sculpture, which I don't think he posed butt ass naked, the guy was shredded. Talking about the turtle, right? Isn't that David? Well, yeah, but that's not Michelangelo. It's David. It's David.

It's Michelangelo. But also, wouldn't it be nice? No, it's Michelangelo's David. Wouldn't it be nice to have all this data? So David might have been an idiot. He was just a fucking idiot. Wouldn't it be nice to have all this data? Also, I'm saying when I walk around museums, nobody got a hog.

We talked about this. I know, but that's all you're a dude in here. What the fuck does that mean? It's because dicks have gotten larger, dude. It's all the processed meats. I'm pissed now. The processed meats. All right.

Processed the meats. It's all the processed meats, dude. It might be why your dick is like. Hey, what happened? Any takebacks or little likes or dead rigors? I'm just saying, man. There's a lot of valuable information that we're not getting because we're not showing each other our dicks.

But I would love like I'm 100% IQ test dick size. That's what you have to do. You have to do that with a sampling of about 250 men. Yeah. But IQ test is 250 IQ test is like, I don't know. Maybe the question, maybe you excel in other places. Maybe your intelligence is in other places. Have you guys done an IQ test?

I did one. I'm pretty good. I did one on my phone or online. 10 years ago or 20 years ago. I was crushing on it, dude. I was crushing. I was right up there. I'm going to work hard.

It's cool with your small ass dick. Good for you. Bro, why do you think I'm championing this? Why do you think I'm fucking? Why do you think this comes out of my mind, man? Because fucking that's what I'm thinking. Because what'd you get, Kyle, on your IQ test? Well, how big is your dick?

Two inches. It was like 138, 138, something like that. I'm in the 140s. Oh, really? No, I'm in the 80s. Are you really? Yeah. I think that's good.

I think high 140s. You can go for Mensa, bro. I'm dumb as fuck, bro. Let's just say I'm in 86, bro. Yo, I'm dumb as fuck, bro. I'm dumb as shit, bro. I'm so stupid. How big is your dick, Kyle?

Let's talk about how big your dick is then. Why do you want to know? Well, because you keep saying how smart you are, and you keep saying if you wonder if there's a correlation between small dicks and intelligence. How big is your dick exactly? I'm going to play my move on card right now.

Move on. Cut to commercial. Oh, good for you. OK, well, I would like to apologize to Adam. I'm sorry that I came so hot with some deep dark seated. I don't know what was going on. I might have been half-cocked when I said it. I don't know.

I saw him blake's eyes using one of those moods. Like he might try to like spit on the window and dive through it. You know how when he gets drunk, sometimes he gets a little dark? He gets a little dark himself. Twist it up. And that was happening at dinner.

And I'm like, what? Did he start trying to arm wrestle people? The apartment was fine. We just smoked bad weed in there. When Blake starts getting physical, you know he's had a few. Oh, come on. I'm about to wrestle your ass next time I see you.

Hey, I want to apologize to our viewers and our listeners. I tried to get the story out of Blake about what happened when he ran out of gas. And we kind of just never, ever got there. Dude, it was very local. I just went and got gas and put a gallon in and then went to the gas. So you went and you bought a thing and you drove your other car?

What street is this on? Are you on a thoroughfare? I was on the same street as my other Jeep, so I just switched out. It was very unoffensive. Oh, so you ran out of gas, literally basically in your driveway? Yes.

Okay, what? Yeah, it was rough. Real rough. So then you just got in another car. Yeah. Okay, so next time we're going to bring it up. Yeah, so why? I just had never ran out of gas before, man.

That's the tightest shit. You still, technically, I don't know if you have. That's not, I don't know if I can. I would like to compliment Erz on bringing that story back around because I think it ended phenomenally. Yeah, okay, thank you, yes. Hey, thank you guys.

Big props to Erz, guys. Big compliment. I guess that's another episode. Well, do you guys have anything you want to say? I haven't, no, no, no. I would like to thank you guys for allowing me to be 30 minutes late. I apologize.

I wanted to be right on time, but you know, all my shit is covered in rat shit and rat piss. Welcome to my world. Get on shit, on shit. Do I, like I had some suitcases that it was not on. No, okay, no luggage. Do I clean the suitcases? There's a way about to send you some.

Your luggage? Your luggage? Oh yeah, I have multiple pieces of- They ate away at your lug. They did. They ate away at luggage talk. And is it nutritious, or is this to just sharpen their teeth on?

Like, what are they doing? I don't think there's- No, exactly. I'm gonna, I'm gonna look. I'm gonna look. Hard to get. Uh, but it's, it's, it's no good. It's real bad.

So- Kyle, why do your rats- Three inches in shape like a football. What's up? This is important. American football? Australian? Correct, correct.

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