This Is Important - Ep 90: Sorry We're 2000 And Late

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Warriors winning the NBA finals, pickle ball movies, rat poop, parents, smoking indoors, airlines, chains, pop punk music, and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for ...privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
Starting point is 00:01:40 what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... I feel so mad. I feel so angry. I like fell asleep with his warm blanket of a body draped over me. I'm emo as fuck. I'm emo. Hey, come in this cocaine and then I'll snort it. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Ready or not, all right. Here we come. Oh, hot stuff, baby.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Four collective streams of consciousness. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, it's the yay, it's the yay. Yeah, you know it. It's the yay remix. It's a bagel, it's a bagel. Golden game, Blake. It's a bagel. Never fake game championships. We're gonna take all the rings, the rest of time, infinity we do, and it's real. Oh, man, okay. I guess. It's a bagel. I know. You're a freestyle king, man. Is that two whole bars there? That was almost two whole bars. We guys got a hot, he's got a hot two. My boy went on a bar crawl, baby. Wait a second. So is a bar one line or two?
Starting point is 00:03:03 It's gotta be a rhyme, right? Why else? Wait, isn't it called a stanza? No. Isn't it called a stanza? Okay. A stanza's like musical theory, bro. And I'm not talking. Ray from Ghostbusters. Thank you. A bar has to be a rhyme, right? A rhyming couplet? Oh. It has to be a couplet, a rhyming couplet, in Iambic Contameter terms. Shakespearean actor Blake Anderson, break it down for us. It's a bagel. I want to say it's a rhyming couplet. Well, before we get away from what we're talking about now,
Starting point is 00:03:33 why were you playing the music, pal? Yes, why? It's a bagel. Well, because the Golden State Warriors brought home the 2022 championship. All right. Perfect, perfect. Yeah. It's a bagel. In championship fashion, they went on a three-game run to win it. Yeah, I got a little crazy. Got a little hectic, very stressful time for me, but I'm excited and I think I'm pulling up to the parade on Monday. Woof. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Why didn't you pull the trigger and go to a game? Oh my gosh, dude. So I was in New York on, what was the day before? Shit, what's even today? Today's Saturday? It's Thursday. It was Thursday, right? I was in New York and I'm like, huh? Jetsetter, go ahead. Today's Saturday, though. Just FYI. But then, so Friday, I spent the whole entire day at the mother freaking airport
Starting point is 00:04:26 and I'm like, dude, do I just take the trip to Boston and go to the game? You should have. But I'm only one deep. I didn't want to, I was a little scared. You should have did that. What do you mean one deep? It was just you, you're saying? Yeah. That means you could roll with ease. Yeah, that means it would have been super easy to like
Starting point is 00:04:41 Bob and weave. Get a ticket and get in. Yeah. But I'm saying if I get jumped by a Boston crew, I'm a dead man. There's no witnesses. Dude, you're not getting jumped. You're going to be put on a bunch of Irish dude's shoulders and like carried in there. Yeah, you're fine.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Blake is so much more scared and nervous than he lets us in on. He is so scared, so nervous. There's a bagel. I know how scared he is. He's a little scaredy cat. He was scared of Adams and House in college. That's what I was saying. Yeah, I was afraid of that. He saw my buddy do Whippets one time and it's evidently scarred him
Starting point is 00:05:15 toward 20 years later. He needed to rat me out to my parents. It's a bagel. Blake, what game was it where we went out to go get some burgers? We got the impossible burger and you were... That was game three. That was an L. We took an L that day. You were so fucking weird and jittery while I was trying to order. Like the game hadn't even started yet.
Starting point is 00:05:36 And I was like, what is this dude's energy? It's a bagel. Do we think Blake has like a secret like pill problem or something? What's going on with Blake right now? What is this energy? I couldn't understand. I felt like I couldn't even speak with you. You pop him.
Starting point is 00:05:49 This is an intervention. Dude, hey, what's popping? Hold on. Hold on, man. What about this, man? Come on. Let's get back to it now. Let's get back to it.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It's a fun time. We're all excited. With the remix of it. It's a bagel. For sure, it's definitely a fun time for you and the Golden State fans, but also we have to talk to you about your drug addiction. I mean... My pill problem.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You have a lot of secrets. You have a secret TikTok. You have evidently... He's a bitch. Let's not forget he's a bitch. And we established that very early on. We established you're a bitch. That's okay. This is trickle down bitch behavior.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Come on. I can't run from it. I'm trying to be a big dog, but I'm a scared bitch. Bitchenomics. Stop it. When we watched it at the thing, I think the game was like fucking three seconds in and this dude was flipping.
Starting point is 00:06:36 He's like, oh, God. Did you say when we watched it at the thing? Kyle, you didn't even understand the stakes of that game, dude. No, I don't. Kyle doesn't know what restaurants or bars or homes are. It was one-one. Do you want me to use proper nouns? My bad.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Wouldn't watch it at the thing? My bad. I don't want to get into the politics or the numbers. I don't want to deep dive sports too bad. Dude, please. Let's get charged, dude. I'm ready to get charged. That series was not super fun by Game 3 if you were a
Starting point is 00:07:08 Warriors fan because they had dropped a really, really precious game in Game 1. True, yeah. The huge comeback in the fourth quarter. I was deflated and then Game 3, they were kind of getting a little stomp on them. So it was stressful. Well, as a not necessarily a Golden State fan,
Starting point is 00:07:25 as just a fan of basketball in general, loved it. Yeah, it was interesting. I mean, by the way, isn't it more rewarding? It was great. Admittedly, the last game sucked. The last game, you want to see, you don't want there to be blowouts in any NBA finals game.
Starting point is 00:07:41 And it just sucked. They got it within nine and that was like the big, they're going to make a run for it. And then it just ballooned. And so what did they end up winning by? It was embarrassing. 11, 10 or 11. Yeah, but a couple more.
Starting point is 00:07:55 The Celtics couldn't make anything. Yeah, but it never felt like they were about to lose the game. No, thank God. Right. I couldn't take it. My heart would explode. That's because Steph was on fire. And full disclosure, I don't really watch basketball.
Starting point is 00:08:06 So the energy was... Nice, too. That's the one with the hoops and the balls, huh? You're lucky. You're lucky. But I will say, it was palpable. Like, I was frustrated because I was having trouble like looking you in the eyes and shit
Starting point is 00:08:17 and just like having like a regular conversation. But the energy was like a cokehead at a party. And I like that energy. Like, I like cocaine, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's a fun... I love a good cokehead crowd at the party. What a fun group to be around. It made me want to be addicted.
Starting point is 00:08:37 When you're sober, I love being around a bunch of cokeheads at a party. It made me want to be addicted to something again, you know? Something very jittery. Get addicted to sports. You're addicted to this podcast, Kyle. Oh, I love it. Yeah, that's the...
Starting point is 00:08:51 Pod God. When you come into the pod, you have such a wild energy. I love it. Mainline. Yeah. Smoking. Smoking. So, you think they're going to win next year again?
Starting point is 00:09:02 I think they have a good chance. Sure, why not? That's my favorite. My favorite sports move is the next day. They're like, okay, so they won yesterday, but next year, what are we doing? Oh, great chance. I love this sports talk, baby.
Starting point is 00:09:12 We could get into it. I think they have a chance. Yeah, what we are. It's... I like jousting. Yeah, pickleball. Nude pickleball, I guess is a thing. No, man, we're talking about a real sport today, brother.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I've been approached by two different people to... And Kyle, I got to talk to you about this. Not that I know anything about pickleball, and nor do I think it's necessarily a good idea, but they're like, the world or the USA Pickleball Organization reached out to my agents about me doing a pickleball movie. Oh, yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Yeah, I would do that. Sponsored. I love it. As if it's in the vein of dodgeball, but I don't know anything about pickleball, nor do I know if I like the sport or not. I might love it. And those kind of movies are killing it right now.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Pickleball movies? Like, no, no, like dodgeball, like those sports comedies from 20 years ago are just blazing. It's a big ol... This slain, dude. And that's why we have to bring it back with a sport I've never played. Yeah. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I'm in. I'm telling you right now, I'm in. I already have a pickleball flick in development with a bud. Oh, shit. Pile or pile. So does everyone. Yeah, it's one of those tip-taps, see if it can work kind of things.
Starting point is 00:10:23 But I think the boom is already popping, dude. I think it's a little late, actually. Dude, we're mid-boom right now. I feel like we're still early. Do you have a hook for your movie? Yeah, what's your hook? Do you have like a different angle that's like, oh, this one's different.
Starting point is 00:10:36 It's not just like, we got to save grandma's house or like... Oh, that's good. That's good. What did you say, Ders? It's man versus self. Save grandma's house. It's man versus self. Save grandma's house, I like that.
Starting point is 00:10:46 That's good. So it's an internal pickleball game. Yeah. Here's the thing, grandma jars her own pickles. So it's kind of like a funny thing, you know? That's how you get the idea. And their last name is Ball. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Grandma Pickleball. So the movie is called Pickleball. Yeah, that's the name of the character. Yes, points! Where's Mike Ball? Well, everyone calls me Pickle because my grandma's always making pickles. Adam, if the movie's ready to shoot,
Starting point is 00:11:10 put it in your schedule. You might as well ride that wave. No, no, no, no. They're like, they just reached out to me asking if I wanted to develop an entire project based around pickleball when I've never played pickleball. Yeah, because they just see it. Because it's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:26 I told you guys what? A year ago, six months ago, something like that, that it was, the boom was happening. We're 2,000 and late. No, this year. Well said, Blake. We are 2,000 and late right now. I feel to the pickleball boom we're 2,000 and late.
Starting point is 00:11:37 We are 2,000 and late. Not me, I was 2,000 and early. That's crazy. You were 2,000 and right. You were 2,000 and right on time. I was early. What are you talking about? I was playing in September.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I was playing in September. Kyle, if we could pull up a pickleball tournament on ESPN, you were 2,000 and a little bit on right on time. You couldn't do that at that point. Yes, the next week it was on ESPN. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it. I think I only talked about it.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Okay, Todd, go pull it back. Run the tape, run the tape back. Check the pods, check the tapes. The community needs to reach out and tell us, because we're not going to do our own research, tell us if we talked about the ESPN pickleball tournament the following week after Kyle first mentioned pickleball. Thanks, community.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Here's your plow. You said you could see it. You said you could see it maybe on ESPN. That's what you said. Oh, okay, hey, we'll check the tape. Or the digital wavelengths or whatever. I was so 2,000 and early. Check the text chain, because I texted you.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Whatever. You're saying that the pickle boom is already crested? It just feels like that to me. But like I say, I'm early to most parties. So when it's a trailblazer, when it's popping, I when it's still going, I'm kind of like, I'm like, well, it's not cool anymore. It counts the type of guy that like when he finds a band
Starting point is 00:13:00 and then they blow up and then once they're like kind of blowing up, he's like, well, they're two. They're two out there now. Kind of. Yeah. I want to go find the new. What's a band that's like that that you've... Yeah, who have you put a band in?
Starting point is 00:13:13 Doesn't like music. I don't know about the band analogy to tell you the truth. I'm just saying, I feel like people, most people know that that is a good analogy to put it towards this because a lot of people have like a band that they liked and then they catch it catches on fire a little more. And you're like, what? Sex is on fire.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Dude, Kings, remember? They were kind of low key, cutty. I feel like that band was just immediately huge. No, no, no, no. Their first album was kind of underground. That had sex on the sex on fire? No, no, no. That's when it started to be like,
Starting point is 00:13:43 we got to jump off the ship. They're getting a little sexy. They're a little too sexy for Blake and I. They were pretty rock and roll before. But that's when my mom started listening to us. That's when they became huge. And now moms are playing pickleball. So I feel the analogy was correct.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But not specifically to Kyle. No, no, no, no. Now mom started pickleball. Let's not trip. Pickleball is an old person sport. My mom, when I was home just this last week, she was like, have you played pickleball? And I said, no, she goes, I'm playing now.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Your mom? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. I couldn't hear you. Everybody was talking. Sorry. I couldn't hear you. Everybody was talking.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Sorry. I kind of had to stick to my guns. I read the how they came up with pickleball. It was like some two families in the northeast. And like, I want to say like outside of Seattle or something. And they like, it was like a summer game that they played. And these two dads made it up. Seattle is west.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And sorry, Northwest, Northwest. It was the east. You were right the first time. No, I'm pretty sure it was northwest. I remember it being west coast. I mean, I'll look it up. But they were playing pickleball. They're playing this game that the two dads made up.
Starting point is 00:14:53 And then the dog's name was Pickles. And he kept trying to grab the ball. And so they're like, oh, it's a cute game. Our family plays pickleball. And then from there, I mean, they must have been social as fuck. If they like then spread across the world, you know. It's a young sport. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:10 It's only like 60 years old or something like that. Yeah. How many? It's only like 60 years old. The sport. Oh, it's 60 years old. Oh, because the NBA is 70 years old. I don't think it's 60 years old.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Wait a second. Kyle, you just told us you were like in on the early 2000 and early. It's 60 years old. Well, yeah. It spread around like communities. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:35 But it never has. It never you're not. You weren't early. Well, I didn't invent the game. I'm not saying you invented it. You go, I was 2000 and early. 2000 and early was 1978. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah, man. Okay. Kyle's on his heels right now. I mean, you are correct. The guys who taught me how to play pickleball were on it earlier. Kyle's on his heels. No, no. But I mean, I was earlier than you guys is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:15:56 I was the earliest one in here. Yes. I'm not talking about true. You will eternally be earlier than me. I'm so much earlier than you guys. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't doubt it.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Like, that's what I'm saying, bro. Well, but the thing is, is I don't even think we wanted to arrive there. You were early to a party. We just didn't even know we were a part of or even wanted to be a part of. I'm still not sold on the sport. I've got to play. Hey, well, we haven't played. I bet it is fun.
Starting point is 00:16:24 That's okay. I was talking pickleball. I got there first last night. And the group I was with, they all were talking about pickleball, saying how much I love pickleball. I don't want to be one of those haters that just hates on a thing that I've never tried or don't know anything about. I'll do it for you.
Starting point is 00:16:40 So I do want to try. Yeah, let Durs. Yeah, Durs will do it for you. Yeah, Durs will be that guy. I love being in 2008. It's a disgusting habit. Because when something's hot like this and then everyone bales on it, I'm like, thank God I never took part.
Starting point is 00:16:53 But I let it ride and the fall of a sudden it's like here to stay. Then I go, all right. Like, but sometimes they bounce back. Like, I don't know, were you guys on the hoverboard wave? Remember our little funky ducks? I think. Oh, you got in the garage right now. You guys remember all those little two-wheelers?
Starting point is 00:17:07 Are they back? They're coming back, dude. Let's bring them back. Uh-huh. I still got mine. Have you done the one-wheel? One-wheel, I haven't done. I saw a lot of those in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:17:15 That's the fucking sickest shit, dude. It's so fun. The one-wheel rocks. That's like the real G commuter. Like the full knee pads, full elbow pads, helmet, and then like messenger bag leaning forward. Yes, they're wearing like a fucking tie. Like they're for sure going to jail job, jail.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Go to jail now. No, you're going to jail now. Go to jail at J-A-I-L. At their like HR job or some shit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about the one-wheel. Like, but I haven't seen anybody bail on one.
Starting point is 00:17:44 What are you, you're just hating on it because you just said you don't want to be this guy. What is going on? I'm just giving you information. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. He might have froze. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Oh, Adam froze. Adam's looking good. Okay, that's what's up. That's perfect. I gotta get a picture. This happens when you talk about one wheel. There's Adam goes off the rails. He's gone in.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Oh, there he is. He's back. He's back. Hey guys, welcome back to Charleston, where my internet never works. It's so sad. Chunking, chunking. The rats are eating your internet cable.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Oh, God. My God, dude. I haven't even touched that unit. Like I went back and looked and I was like, well, if I walk inside of this thing, will I immediately like get a disease and like all my skin just falls off my face and body? The plague.
Starting point is 00:18:32 For sure. Rock a mask. Yeah. And Chloe and I went the first day and we didn't have masks. We didn't know what to expect to like clean it out. And we show up and there's just shit everywhere. And we tried to grab some stuff that we were like, okay, well this we should take right now.
Starting point is 00:18:46 And then Chloe got wildly sick. What? I've never seen her be sick before. She's like not a sick, sickly person. Did you see her eat any of it? Yeah. Why? I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:56 She's like, how well do you know her? She goes, hmm, they taste like Skittles. Right. And then I said, tastes the rainbow, babe. Tastes the diarrhea. And she got like really, really sick for like five or six days. And we think it could be. Diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:19:10 COVID. COVID. No, we tested like three or four times. She even went to like the, like a, not emergency room, but like an urgent express. And they're like, ah, we don't know what this is, but got her on a z-pack. She feels better and I bet it's rat shit too.
Starting point is 00:19:25 We don't know what this is because there's no chance you guys were around, I don't know, 4,000 pellets of ratchet, were you? Without gloves and no masks. It's because it's coming up as the black plague, but that can't be. It's sane bubonic plague, but it couldn't be, right? Huh.
Starting point is 00:19:41 You didn't bathe in ratchet, did you? You haven't been just in a small room with dozens and dozens of rats, right? If you had a test strip that came back and said bubonic plague, no. That can't be right. That would be wild shit. Well, she's back now.
Starting point is 00:19:58 She's feeling better. So the rats didn't get her. I would screenshot that shit. Bro, put it post that. Yeah, absolutely. I would take a picture, post that. Absolutely. Hot content.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I love your content. 2000 and early. Hey, check it out. Look at this, guys. It's back. Bro, I was 2000 and late to the bubonic plague. My bad, but we're bringing it back. My bad, we're bringing it back, bitch.
Starting point is 00:20:19 It's all cyclical. Hey, put your tied pods down. We're all in on the bubonic plague now. Bubonic challenge. Bubonic challenge, y'all. Look. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion
Starting point is 00:21:03 when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it.
Starting point is 00:21:58 What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app,
Starting point is 00:22:24 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app,
Starting point is 00:23:28 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know who does really funny shit? Well, obviously, but the onion is doing a thing where it's like- Onion lids on. Yeah, they're like, the new TikTok craze, kill your dad. And then it's just like girls coming up like a TikTok behind their dad like with a hammer and just like fucking murdering their parents. And they're like, oh my god, this is so funny, I killed my dad.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I actually love that you brought up the onion because that's something I haven't tapped in with in a while. We give them flowers? I would love to because I remember the way I was kind of, I was 2,000 late to the onion. I don't know what it is, just kidding. You don't know the onion? Just kidding, just kidding, I just wanted to be later.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Okay, okay, okay. When I was working at Soco Subs in Westwood, they had the hard copies, the papers of the onion. Because those cats are from Wisconsin where it started. I remember that back in the day when the onion was a paper. And I thought it was so cool because it was free, it was hilarious. It was just like such a dope publication just to have, just right there in the sandwich shop.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Wow, wow. I mean, that's how old we are. Moving on, when you could just get a paper with information for free. Like the LA Weekly, that's how I found all my open mics back in the day. Totally. Like I don't know how kids do it nowadays. Oh yeah. Or jobs, even like editing jobs back in the day, you get a piece of paper.
Starting point is 00:25:04 It's on the internet. Yeah, my guess is the internet, yeah, if I had to guess. But like when you're folks, when Emma's parents visit, they're always like, I got to go out and get the newspaper. What? They go to the grocery store and they go get the New York Times. Ew. Oh no, my folks gave up the newspaper years ago.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Oh yeah. Lucky for them. Well, your parents are all younger though. True, that's right. That's right, yours are older. Are your parents younger than my parents? I thought they're like the same age. I think Kyle's are second oldest.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Kyle's are tweens. I think it goes Derz's parents, then my parents, right? Yeah. And then me and Adams are the young go-hards. But who's older out of the two of you? I don't even know. Don't put their ages on blast. My mom looks so young.
Starting point is 00:25:49 My mom looks so young, dude. She's so beautiful. My mom is 33. She's younger than me. I love her. My father is just very youthful. I know he listens to the parties. He's just a beautiful, beautiful man.
Starting point is 00:25:58 So jacked. My parents are age-appropriate. They are. Oh, yeah, yeah. Descript her. Yeah, they're like, they look, you know, good for their age. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with being older. It's like, yeah, it's just beautiful.
Starting point is 00:26:12 They're really just aging gracefully. All of them. Parents are age-appropriate as well. Flowers. Yeah, yeah. Wait, no flowers. No flowers to our parents. I don't want no harm to come to them.
Starting point is 00:26:22 They're beautiful people. I don't want no harm. Maybe we should actually shit on them real quick just to, like, really make sure nothing happens. I'm going to take the flowers back. That's a ranger. Don't remember them being around a lot. I'll go first.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I never saw them, Kyle. Halloween birthday. Halloween birthday. Don't want to talk about it. Raised by TV. You guys go? Fuck it. Raised by TV.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Yeah, my dad smoked. He told me I couldn't smoke, but he smoked at the same time. Very much a hypocrite. A hypocrite all the way into it. He was rough, rough. My mom had a daycare. A lot of kids around. I feel like she cared about them more than me.
Starting point is 00:26:54 My dad used to put out his lit cigarettes on my forehead. Whoa. Morning. OK. Morning. Oh, no. And now they're going to live forever. No flowers.
Starting point is 00:27:03 No, he didn't. That was to keep him living. He's kidding. He's joshing with you. I like that we all had something just cocked right there, though. It was real. Truth in comedy. He didn't put them out on me, but there was several times
Starting point is 00:27:18 when I would, as a youth, where I would jump up on my dad's lap or whatever or just be running around a corner and just catch my dad's cigarette because he would smoke inside all the time. Right. What's hilarious is you thought that, but he was definitely just sticking it out a little bit as you ran.
Starting point is 00:27:36 He's like, you shouldn't have run in the house. Yeah, he's just like, what? He's like, run around here, buddy. You shouldn't have run in the house. Told you not to run. No running. Told you not to run. Hey, I said don't jump up on me when I'm drinking my Jack and Coke.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Are you guys too young to have remembered being in bars where you could smoke? Oh, yeah. In bars? Well, Vegas. Because when I was in college, you could smoke. Yes. Well, that went away pretty early in California,
Starting point is 00:28:00 but in the Midwest, it was like that. It still happens. Oh, yeah. Dude, it was the worst. You'd go to a bar and it would just fucking reek. And then if you were like, I went to Wisconsin in the winter, you're wearing a fleece or whatever, you would for sure come home with just like a hole in the back of your fleece.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Like somebody bumped in or whatever. Damn, cigarette burn. Yeah. How old were you going to bars if this was still legal? Yeah. Were you a fake ID, bro? 18, 19. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:28:26 No, no, no, no. And then as soon as I turned 21, I was like, I'm over it. You know? Bars, bars, we're cool. Bars are now the knock-back. See, those are 2,000 early. Now, Der's went immediately to the country club when he turned 21. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I said, I'll have a Tom Collins. That's where they're playing pickleball. That's where they were playing pickleball back then. Was that the country clubs? I don't doubt that. Yeah. That's where it went. It was 2,000 in early.
Starting point is 00:28:50 That's awesome, man. That's really. I have pickleball courts probably a quarter mile from my home, like right down the street. Where you live right now? Okay. Money bags. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Where you live right now. Our neighbors were like, we got to go, you guys. We got to go do this. And I was like, do you hate her, Der's? Just give it a try. I hate it. You can't. I've established this thing on my podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Yeah, it is your thing. No. The thing about this is the games, if you guys started playing right now and like got up to my level, we would have some games. Okay. We would have some fucking games. Like I know it. I just want to play just to beat you.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I want to play my first time against Kyle and beat him. Good luck, bitch. Yeah. You talk a big game. I know you as an athlete. Because I know there's a learning curve in this game and I know I have you for a little bit. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:29:40 I feel like that's what I'm saying. I'm very pragmatic and logical. That's all I'm getting at is I'll beat you for about fucking like, you know, two months or something. His IQ is 140. You heard him on the last podcast, man. You want to see it? This reminds me of when I used to play basketball, a game I'm not very good at.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yes. But like I just was better conditioned. So like I would get after a long way, 10 minutes or whatever. I'm getting all the rebounds because they're just like, yeah. And I'm so then I get more shot opportunities and then I'm winning. That's right. And that's what I predict. Nice.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Well, the court's very small. It's much smaller than a basketball court. So you can reach around. I won't stop. I won't take time. I won't take time between points. You don't take time between. That's the flaw in the pickleball game.
Starting point is 00:30:21 It's fatigue. No, you fucking hit it. You play pickle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe then maybe Derz will make it a little waiting game. A slow game. I play speed golf.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I'm like one of those guys who like runs, like hits the tee and then you run and like only play with three clubs. There's two righties and two lefties. Perfect for a couple pickleball teams. Wow. Wow. And the wingspan. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Me and Derz, Derz, if we played as the twin towers, nobody's fucking with us, bro. Because we're huge. Yeah, but Blake and I have the power, dude. I was just yelling at you and now you want to be my teammate. I don't have a few. Yes, I do. It's like during a war when they're like,
Starting point is 00:30:57 the two guys get into each other like, what are we doing? Well, the way it's been explained to me is it's like, it's more table tennis than it is tennis. Yes. It's more ping pong than it is tennis. I always call it a big ping pong. So you like put spin on the ball and you do all kinds of cool stuff. And all of us are pretty good at ping pong.
Starting point is 00:31:14 I feel like, I feel like we would be some world champion pickleballers. Guys, I'm in. I'm sold. Dude, Adam, and I don't want to get you to ahead of the game, but like Adam, before you get into movie, you can buy teams. Okay. So you could buy a pickleball team like sponsoring a NASCAR. You can get in on the ground floor of like that
Starting point is 00:31:34 and I'd be happy to be on that team. Again, not the ground floor. Yeah, but no, it's like the 60 year old game. The pro pickleball association is ground for still. Well, the league is just getting started. We could start on the basically the Lakers or sorry, Golden State Lake. Yeah, let's talk about it. We could start a fucking dynasty right now
Starting point is 00:31:55 because pickleball probably is going to be the biggest sport in the universe. Dude. And overtake soccer for at least 16 months. There's age brackets. Okay, so you can be pro at 50. You could be pro at 60. You could be pro. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:10 And then we have to pivot to another subject because this is getting into luggage territory for me. I might walk. Oh, speaking of luggage. Oh, boy. Did North Face reach out to you? Speaking of luggage, I found out that my buddy sent me a like a Geo tracker that you can put in your luggage in the event that you lose it.
Starting point is 00:32:30 That's like the apple. That's just like the apple. Yeah, I never thought about that. It would be good to have in your luggage in the event of a loss. So you could check out. Yeah, that is that is true. And then you could just you can be screaming at an at an agent being like, I know that it's in Philly.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I know that it's in Philly. Right. And they're like, it's actually it is. And it's still in Sacramento and you're like, it's not. It's not. I know that. Oh my God. So yeah, yeah, cut to commercials.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I spent 12 hours at JFK on Friday. It was absolutely. Why were you in the NYC Blakey? You do impress. I can't I can't disclose yet. But I'm going to be on an episode or something. He's going to bomb a building. Oh, he can't disclose.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Project mayhem. It's going to be a great reveal. Let's just say. Statue of Liberty. Explosive. The red lair. Riddle me this. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Okay, cool. That's your audition for the next Batman movies to actually bomb a place and be like. Yeah. And then I don't get the part because I'm a bad actor. And scene. They're like, hey, we've loved his insane violence, but it's acting with a person. But he can't memorize. And that's a problem.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Over the top. Super over the top and holes in his brain. Can't memorize. Paul. No, you biff your line. I guess that was an exploit. Does anybody have a light, a light, a lighter? Doesn't we have a lighter?
Starting point is 00:34:04 Good night. New York State City. I love New York. New York. Newark. I love Newark. There was a sign. Can we get that sign out of my eye line?
Starting point is 00:34:18 No, but it was wild because I was truly stuck at the airport for 12 hours. And I was, I was trying to get home to watch the damn game. I was considering like seeing it in Boston. And then I ended up not even hardly being able to watch it. I had to watch it on the flight. I didn't land till 3 a.m. in the morning. It was a fucking doozy at the pool. Yeah, that's that's a mad doo-doo.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Do you want to shit on what airline you run? Just like in a traditional celebrity fashion? Yeah, bro. It was all the airlines. I want to shit on the airport, JFK. Their control towers were zany out of control. They kept just like sitting us on the runway and being like, the captain would come on and be like,
Starting point is 00:34:59 there's like a seven, seven planes ahead of us. We're, we're in line. We're going to take off. Just trust me. And then like we sat there. I swear to God for two hours, not moving. He's like, all right. Well, suddenly there's more planes ahead of you.
Starting point is 00:35:13 It's like, well, now there's 13. Yeah, motherfucker, cut me off. I don't know how that happened. I was joking when I said seven. Bro came on. He's like, he said, he said, at this point, um, I can't do a shift this long. So we're going to have to park it and try
Starting point is 00:35:28 to find some new captains. Oh, no, that's the worst. I'm clocking out, bitch. That chick, it's wild. Yeah. It was crazy. So I just about gave up. I was like, I just want to be on a plane
Starting point is 00:35:39 that I can watch the game on. So I ended up on JetBlue. And my goodness, their terminal was maniac. It was sick, bro. I haven't flown JetBlue a lot. People say that JetBlue is pretty nice. If you go, if you have like the nice, it's the mint seats.
Starting point is 00:35:56 It's from West to East. You got the mints. Is that Shaq's favorite airline? Somebody super famous with a bunch of money. Whoever pays Shaq the most is Shaq's favorite airline. No, somebody was like, I like to fly JetBlue because they got the smint or whatever it is. And I was like, but can't you afford to like?
Starting point is 00:36:16 I don't know. I was like, all right. Shaq seems too big to fly in a regular plane. Yeah. Too large. It was somebody on one of those basketball late night shows. Yeah, maybe it was Hakim Elijah on. It might have been.
Starting point is 00:36:28 When you're large in stature, it's hard to fit on some of these planes. How funny would it be to sit next to Shaq on a cross-country flight? You're stoked, but you're also super sad. You're stoked, but you're like, you're kind of bummed. You're like, I really wanted to sleep, but he's like half on my seat, half is in my lap, and he's not sitting in it.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Nightmare. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.
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Starting point is 00:39:02 It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.
Starting point is 00:39:30 That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I sat next to a guy that was so large, he should have bought, for sure, bought two seats, and he was like hanging onto my seat.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Obviously, I'm not going to say anything. I'm just like, okay. He was like hanging over onto my seat. Oh yeah, pouring over. Pouring over and seeping onto my seat. And when I finally, I like fell asleep with his warm blanket of a body draped over me. Kind of nice. And I stood up and there was literally a line down the side of me from our combined sweat.
Starting point is 00:40:27 It was so fucking gross. It was when I was on tour. Did you guys lock eyes about this? And like, did you meet eyes and go? No, I like tried to ignore it. He tried to make him feel so conscious or whatever, you know, like what are you going to do? It's a backplane.
Starting point is 00:40:40 There's nothing, you know, I feel bad for the guy. Should have bought two seats. But yeah, you're either going to share a laugh or just don't say nothing. That's life. I was just like, but I remember I got off the plane and Kyle Walsh and Adam Ray were waiting. I was like, I get out and then I'm waiting for them. And they come out and they're like, oh, what the fuck happened to you? Like it was visible.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Like they saw like half of my body was wet looking. Right. You look like Too Faced suit. Totally, totally. Oh my God. Tommy B. Jones. Yeah, dude. So I couldn't imagine you sitting next to Shaq.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Shaq would have, he would just buy the, he'd buy like a row first. I think he's flying private for sure. But if there's a time when he's not, yeah, he's probably taken a few. Yeah. He's frugal. I don't know, I could see Shaq being like a jet blue guy where he like, he just is like, I love to fly jet blue. And then he like raises his eyebrows or something in the commercial.
Starting point is 00:41:38 And then he's mandatory has to fly jet blue for three years and they give him 200 million or whatever. Yeah, right. Dude, I just don't even consider that stuff. You know, I'm an idiot. I float through life like a dumbass. I didn't even, I didn't even clock until like the Delta terminal to the jet blue terminal was night and day.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Like it was a smack from reality. Like the Delta terminal, like where my flight first got canceled. Just like the law and order of the terminal. Like the JFK terminal five jet blue terminal is just zany, dude. Like huge lines. But like what's going on? What, yeah, what's going on? Use other, yeah, use other descriptive words.
Starting point is 00:42:25 What is zany about it? Are there clowns walking around? Yes. Cluttered, cluttered, like tons of signs, like lines. No signs. Just felt lawless. No lounges. The only thing they have is what they call the rooftop.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Like where you can go get some air, but it's under like an interstate. It was just like, there was no escape from sound. There was no escape from people. I just, there were no seats. And especially if it's like 12 hours. I was just there for 12 hours. 12 hours. You want to go in one of those lounges and like find a corner and post.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Bro, I'm a cool cucumber. Yeah. I just want to charge my phone, bro. I just want to charge my phone. That's what I'm saying to be like, who works here? I just want to charge my phone. But on the plane, you got a TV screen and it's live TV and you watch the game. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yes. But the headphones did not work. So I watched it in silence. That's okay. It was fine. Yeah. It was fine. But also it was so late in the night that the like flight attendants weren't coming by
Starting point is 00:43:24 often enough to keep refueling my beers because I'm trying to like celebrate a little bit. Oh my God. So I just, I haven't got it in yet guys. I haven't fully celebrated the win, but that's what Monday's for. Wow. Save it for the parade. It's a bagel nation. It's a bagel nation.
Starting point is 00:43:40 We're coming on Monday. Okay, tune in. That's a good, that's a good nation. I would be a part of the bagel nation. Just blackout drunk nation. You got to get a championship bagel like ring. Like put a bagel on your finger and just like, dude, if Jacob the jeweler is listening. Bagel chain.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Cook up Blake with a, it's a bagel chain. It's a bagel. Dude, that'd be so sick. Or it's a bagel ring. Championship ring. Who's the LA guy? Who, who's the new Jacob the jeweler guy? The LA dude.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah. Ben baller. Ben baller. Hook us up with a Ben baller bagel chain, please. Ben baller. Yeah. Ben baller on the writ. Are we at the stage of our lives that we're going to start getting into like tons of chains? This just occurred to me too.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I'm feeling like maybe though. Yeah. Not now. I feel like not now. You don't think it is? Bernie Lomax got a chain. Perfect. I'm feeling maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Yeah. Like I'm sniffing it out. I'm kind of with Kyle. Like I never went down a jewelry phase, but I wear a wedding ring now and it's, I'm kind of used to it. And I'm like, well, what other. Okay. But I home invasions at an all time high. I'm just saying you can stunt for the gram.
Starting point is 00:44:44 You're going to get to. Well, they don't. Hey, I'm not saying it doesn't need to be a half million dollars. It could just be like a little piece of luggage on a chain. Right. He's a bitch. Remember that. Just something that describes you very, you know, it can be like luggage.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Exactly. Like if you want to get a chain that says like. Tall. To me. Right. Long hair. Yeah. Something that says like.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Bad literally describes you. Bad words. Yeah. Bulley. The bully chain. Yeah, I don't know. The bully chain, baby. I do love the old school 80s thin dad chain though.
Starting point is 00:45:16 There was something to that. I like that too. I like where it sticks to the skin in like a wriggle. Yeah. It's like when you can unbutton, it's a little, if you're wearing a button up and then you throw the fucking button up. Take the cut two of them down, then you got a chain exposed right there. Like that's what I was feeling the other day. You want the, you want those Cuban links though, bro?
Starting point is 00:45:36 Yeah, I don't know what kind. I need information. I just told you. I think the way to go is. Cuban links on it. Is 2000s like. Okay, wait. Early to mid 2000s.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Remember like. Is this your new favorite decade? You keep referencing it. You're screwing up. Yeah. Wait a second. I'm on the 2000s now, bro. You're 2000 late.
Starting point is 00:45:54 You're stuck in the 90s, baby. Remember like the G unit chain that like. I think they had the one that spun while it was in the medallion. Like it just. The spinner wheels. It was like spinner wheels. Spinners were huge at the time. Spinner rims.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Peaks bad jewelry. Yeah, that I don't think I would get. That looks too heavy. Wait, bad. Spinners? Yeah, we're talking when it was like. Wait, I'm talking. Wait, I'm talking specifically to Kyle and Blake.
Starting point is 00:46:18 What? You guys think spinners are bad? I feel like this go goes against everything I know about you guys. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Guess what I'm saying. I'm saying spinner chains feel too heavy for me personally at this age.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Sure. This is my neck. It's just not right anymore. Spinner wheels need to have a research. That I don't mind. Those were sick as fuck. You sit on blades. You stop the car.
Starting point is 00:46:45 It looks like it's still going. Yeah, that's cool. That's dope. So cool. Yeah, that was cool. That's some straight G. Well, you know who's still doing 90s and 2000 styles chains? Reference.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, he still goes down that road. He's never by the way, he is never 2000 late. He's always 2000 early. To everything, but he's too early. That's it. To where people are like, this is weird. Yeah, sometimes you can be too early.
Starting point is 00:47:08 He's so early that you don't even know what the hell he's doing. For real? Is Riff Raff doing, is he 2000 late now, like his career? Or is he still putting shit out in the inside guys? He has a band now. He plays, he has a band that he plays like country music. He's doing like country, dude. Smart segue for Riff Raff.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Yes, he has. He's on another tip. I love all the white hip hop guys are now suddenly like, actually, I'm a punk rocker. Actually, I was never fully hip hop. I was always like, definitely into punk rock. It's very strange. And you're like, were you?
Starting point is 00:47:43 Let's go. You're going to expose somebody? Who are you talking about? Yeah, who are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? Well, fucking MGK. Michigan Gun Kelly's whole last album. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And he won like a Grammy and shit. Okay. Wow. MGK has always been rocked, dude. How the fuck dare you? Defeatable. Let's go. Yeah, you think he had a,
Starting point is 00:48:01 what? Do you think he had a rap battle with Eminem? You think he had beef with another rapper? No, he's always been pop punk. He's always been pop punk, baby. I'm sorry, mama. Yeah. We all are at heart. We're all pop punk.
Starting point is 00:48:14 And then there's a lot of those guys. You know, there's a lot of those. This is pivoting. Tell me, Post Malone is kind of going more that route. Is it? Yep. Even like Willow Smith, too. I see it.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Hey, it's, I love it. I love that that type of music is coming back. It's so fucking cool. Like this, I saw a meme. That's the spinner chain for me. Let's go. No, I'll take, I'll take this every day. I'll take this any day.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Like the, the emo movement. No, sir, I don't like it. Actually being able to be like, dude, I am emo. And I feel it. It's not like ironic. We're in the back. No. Well, why would you cry about it?
Starting point is 00:48:47 When I was back in the day, I felt like I never could like emo music without kind of making fun of myself. But now I feel like I can actually like all emo music. Because it's accepted. Now you're just playing black. Super loud everywhere you go. So you listen to emo to be accepted.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I'm emo as fuck. I'm emo. Always happen. Well, I did see a meme that was like, oh, that is so true. It was like, this is the new dad rock, like prove me wrong or whatever the fuck. And it was, it was.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I'm ready. Blink 182, Green Day, like newfound glory and good Charlotte or something. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yes. It's great.
Starting point is 00:49:30 It checks out. Because it's people that like grew up loving those bands are our age. It checks out. And now we're all dads, except for me. There's Zaddies. Dude, like Jimmy Eats World sells tickets, dude. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Yeah, they do. Because it's rock, dude. What's a Jimmy Eats World song? The middle. It just takes some time in the middle and after time. Anything, everything, everything. Only 18 seconds left. Everything, everything, everything will be all fine.
Starting point is 00:49:59 All right. All right. And that's the one. I remember seeing them open for a Weezer. I was, I think I was there. I was there. But we also saw a dashboard. And that was the first time I saw a grown man cry on stage for rocks.
Starting point is 00:50:14 This is their second most popular song. I used to cover myself in Dashboard Professional. Let's hear what this sounds like real quick. That's a good line. You'll be. If you're the sadness. Whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Dude, that one's a fucking banger. Stick it in, man. Whoa. Dirt's his face. Yo, that one goes offline. Oh, dude. That one goes off. If you don't hit the pit on that one
Starting point is 00:50:36 and cry while you're oboe people. Honestly. You're a bitch. Honestly. Dude, I love crying while in the pit. I love, that's my favorite type of music where you can hit the pit, but you're also crying. I feel it so hard.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Emote tornado. Emote tornado. Kyle is already crying, dude. I feel it so hard. He's just talking about this in earnest. His dad is burning him with cigarettes through the music. My dad didn't burn me. No, that was my dad.
Starting point is 00:51:03 That was my dad. My dad lied about it. My dad said he didn't smoke and he did and told me to smoke. Yeah. It was rough. Well, why don't you cry about it? I see Dirt literally biting his lips.
Starting point is 00:51:16 He's literally biting his lips. I'm waiting. I'm just like, I guess when this is over, I'll start talking. It was guys, Derz's age and people who are Derz's age is the reason I felt like I couldn't. Their judgment was the reason I felt like I couldn't lie. Yeah, people Derz's age are so huge.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Go off. You're missing the whole deal. Nobody at my high school listened to that song. Wow. I know. I know. It didn't hit your- I don't even know that whole genre of guts gets.
Starting point is 00:51:42 What year did you graduate? I know you're oldest fuck, but what year did you graduate? 1982. 1999. We're in 2000. 1999. Yes. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:51:51 You weren't even a millennial. You didn't even graduate in this millennium. I was the last of the century, bruh. I love it, Prince. Yeah, I feel like that judgment stopped me. I feel so mad. I feel so angry. I feel so helpless.
Starting point is 00:52:07 It didn't connect with your age. You what, Kyle? It didn't connect with your age. Anybody that was like two years or older than me, emo didn't connect. No, but that just wasn't the vibe of my high school anyway. In 1999, they didn't feel in the same way that our generation started to feel.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah, you guys were tough. And until I started it, and I wanted it, but I always thought I had to make it a joke because of the older kids' judgment. You know what I mean? Oh, dude. I mean, absolutely. Me and you are walking the same path here, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:52:35 That's why we've been homies forever. We've always bonded over this. We always saw eye-to-eye on this one, and I love that and appreciate it. Well, why didn't you cry at that? I think there's this being Kermit. Taking back Sunday, cute. I don't even know what that band's doing.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Cute without the E. It came on at our wedding, me and Chloe's wedding, and the dance floor went off. And then I told Zach, my best bud, I was like, at his wedding last week, and I was like, dude, you have to play it. Do you remember the dance floor? We were all screaming that song. How's it go?
Starting point is 00:53:07 How's it go? You ready? Here, I'll play it 15 seconds. Yeah, what is that one again? Oh, remember this one? Dude, it goes off, bro. Your lips, it gets cold, and our brother and your own. I know exactly what goes on.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Dude, open the pit up. You know what? Dude, get ready to cry in a fucking pit. Dude, I guess I've heard that song one time at Adam's wedding. Yeah, I've never heard that in my life. That's the type of song that I feel like it was a moderate hit. It wasn't like a Blink 182 hit. So it's one of those songs that comes on,
Starting point is 00:53:42 and somehow I know absolutely every word to it. And if you grew up liking that music, it was probably not your favorite. And then, but then it comes on, and you know absolutely every word to it. Yeah, it just hits you in the spine. That's the best. It just hits you right in the spine.
Starting point is 00:53:57 I like Blink 182's music videos. Because what's funny, Kyle and- Oh, yeah, they're great. But you're talking about how they made emo music, and you were like, I had to pretend that it was like- I was caught in the middle. That I wasn't into it. They were also doing it, though.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Blink wasn't too- They were doing- They were spoofing themselves and kind of like- Yes. Doing like the ridiculous boy band video, but like you're like- Well, Blink wasn't too emo. They're more-
Starting point is 00:54:20 They're a pretty soft, moricky punk. It wasn't until a little bit later that they came out with some more emotional tracks. Okay. Like the Black Parade. Because I don't know if I know- Well, that's not Blink. That is my-
Starting point is 00:54:30 Oh, I know. I was just- But yes. What's the like- I miss you. Adam's song. Yeah, this song got a little emo. Is this Adam's song?
Starting point is 00:54:37 What does this stay together for the parents? This is Adam's song. This is- What? This is my song. Apple juice song. It's Adam's song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Yeah. What's it called? Adam's song. Adam's song. Dent. It is. What? I can't say it enough.
Starting point is 00:54:48 It's- I'm like, are we for real just doing a hooz on first? Yeah, this song is called Adam's song. Yeah. That was- Dude, there's some really good tracks. There's some really good tracks. I love it.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Looking back at that stuff, it holds up. All right. Anyways, any takebacks or apologies or super wows? Any takebacks? They are a good band. Any takebacks? Or- They just had their 25-year anniversary for Dude Ranch.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Wow. Where, damn it, that was like their first big hit. And then it was a 20-year, just last week for their next album. Wow, dude. Is, damn it, the song from when the party gets broken up in Can't Hardly Wait? That's- Right? It seems right.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I don't remember. I don't remember. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. And they're all like running for the cops. I gotta watch that movie. Dude, this is one of the first songs I learned how to play on the guitar. Can't Hardly Wait was- I remember being like, I can't believe I love this movie.
Starting point is 00:55:53 I don't know if I've ever seen that. It's pretty good, because it tried to follow up- Is that Seth Green? Yes, Seth Green and Ski Goggles. Yeah, I love that work. It tried to kind of follow like the 80s. Blakes in it right now. And then the early 90s, like clueless type thing.
Starting point is 00:56:07 It seemed kind of not up to par from like the trailer or whatever, but it was fucking good. Yeah, it's definitely like a classic. I miss those teenage party movies. I feel like they absolutely do not make those at all anymore. Well, now it's fucking too serious, because all the teenagers are like, actually it's not fun being a teenager. Euphoria is that. Now it's euphoria.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Now it's like we're actually all really addicted to opioids. I can't even say it. Hey, come in this cocaine and then I'll snort it. Yeah. It's not fun. Not back in our day when we were just chugging keystone lights in a parking lot. And that was the party. Oh man, we went down a cool road.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Any takebacks though? Any lookalikes? Any giveaways? I feel like I had one. Any Farfag Nugans? Well, I'll give a special shout out to the Golden State Warriors. Hell yeah, it was a stressful week for me, but we made it through. And I'll see you in the bay on Monday.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I love that. Are you are you invited to the parade or did you? Yeah, so I'm going to be working. Oh my god. So the organization invited you or who invited? I'm I'm pulling up with NBC Bay Area. So I'm going to be like sort of I'm going to be on the ground like doing some interviews with the players and stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Please be rocking one of those like marching band outfits with the hat. You are going to fuck that up in such a funny way. Oh yeah, it's going to be bad. I'm hoping to shotgun beers with Clay Thompson. Without a doubt, Blake is going to be blackout drunk while trying to give an interview. He's going to curse back to you. He's going to say Isabel and people won't know what the hell is a bagel.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Isabel. But it's fine. Well, you burn burn the house down. What does it matter? OK, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to ask every player I interview to scream Isabel and we'll see. Dude, if we get Clay screaming, Isabel, have him scream. Had a baby is a bagel.
Starting point is 00:58:02 That won't be enough for me. Also, also a bagel. Also, you got to record them saying they'd rather not. No, no. And then I'm good, man. I'm just trying to celebrate our win. Not do a weird thing for you. That's OK.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Haha, no. And then them walking off being like, who is that guy? Wait, are those official goggles? Did they send those to you? Or give them to you when you were up there? Oh yeah. No, I got I got I think Chloe got a pair too. Show the side.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I got a pair too. Yeah. We have a family of goggles over here. They're actually super dope. Show the side please. Dude, check out the thing pops out. Like the it just clips out if you need to clean it. It's super dope.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Yeah, I think that's a common place. That's a good look. I like that. Here it is, the Victory Goggles. Noice. Look at you. Sick. I'm hyped on these.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I'm going to wear them for a week for sure. Well, I feel like I don't go snowboarding or skiing or anything. But I have to wear them first. Yeah, he's always first. I want to start just to rock these. Yeah, they're fucking radical. Or let's all go skiing. Yeah, those are cool.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Yeah, I'm down. It is a super fun. Also down. I'd be down. I'd love to do something fun with you guys. Yeah, probably next time we're going to be able to hang out. It's in the winter. So yeah, let's go skiing.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Yeah, no shit. Now we're talking. Pull it. I love it. All right. Well, guys, that was another episode of... Yes, it was. This is it.
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