This Is Important - Ep 91: Everything Everywhere All At Waymond

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Bug-A-Salt, cardinals, Everything Everywhere All At Once, the Workaholic family, classical music, highschool reunions, the metaverse, live shows, Raising Canes, drinking in Baton Rouge, the cold plunge, massages, Erik Griffin's wedding, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's

obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, I put her stuff that she needed in my purse, so I was holding stuff for her in my purse. And we synced it up with Encino, man, and it plays perfectly. He's like sticking it up his ass again. This shit is hard as fuck, dude. Let's go! Oh, hell yeah. Has it been a week? Oh my god. Oh man, I feel like I'd like to see you guys. Good to see you guys. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday.

Yeah. When Stone Cold said hell yeah, did the whole fucking crowd go, hell yeah. That's a great, was a call and response. I would think so, but I just wonder what that sounded like. It had to be so energizing for the guy. Had you guys ever gone to live wrestling? Oh yeah, I have. I went to Beyond the Met. Blake, we went to SummerSlam together, didn't we? I've been to SummerSlam twice because my friend CJ Perry, who is Lana in the WWE, has a straight up toy. Yeah, she was a star of the WWE. Super star. Super star. And yeah, she invited us and we got like, we sat in the second row right behind Laird Hamilton and who's his wife? She's famous, like I think she was. Gabby Reese. Gabby Reese, yeah. Oh, did you need to

know women's Beast volleyball players? Yes, she was so, they both were so tan. You know how like when someone just comes out of the sun, they're like hot to the touch and they like radiate heat? That's how they both felt just sitting behind them. It was like, they were just radiating heat from like years of like, baking in the sun. Their bodies are working over time. Yeah, that's not good. That's a defense mechanism. They're like famous Maui residents or something like that, right? Yeah. Aren't they like known for just being super beach people? The It couple. Yeah, Mahalo. And now they got the Laird, they got the Laird, Laird's got his coffee creamers, his coffee creamer out there, you can get it. Yes, exactly. And we all are huge fans of coffee creamer? Actually,

I am. Excuse me? Do you love it? Yeah, it's a powdered coffee creamer that has like more ocean-based products in it. I can't remember salt and plastic. Yeah, what does that mean? Just there's kelp? Yeah. The cups are plastic, which you find in the ocean. Ocean-based products. What is it like spirulina? You know, like you guys know spirulina? Like that kind of stuff is in it. Are you are you pronouncing that correctly? Absolutely, I am. Maybe spirulina, but I'm doing my dangadist. Well, yeah, pick that up. Laird, send us some. We would love to test out some products. It's good. They got an orange bag, a yellow bag, and a brown bag. I prefer the orange bag, but bag of creamer. Yeah, it's powder. Look at this thing that

that McBride. Oh, the bug assault? Oh, do you have one of these? Dude, I've been playing with those for years. Adam has just pulled out a weapon. He has a gun in his hands for everybody listening. I had a little bit of a bug issue here in this house. Rats, bugs, rats, bugs, birds. And I was telling McBride this, he's like, oh, I'm going to get you something. This bug assault gun is the fucking shit. It's so cool. Yeah, I never heard of it. It's also dangerous. I got it. And then my kids were like, can I see it? I go, yeah, for sure. And they just shot each other in the eyes right away. Okay, yeah. My brother shot me the other day with the salt. It didn't hurt that bad. Hold on, hold on. Explain it to me, please. I've never seen this item.

So it's, you fill the top up with that's cocaine. No, that is table salt, right there in the top. And then you just cock it. When a bug comes by, you straight up shoot it and they flop out of the air. It shoots out like a shot gun. Yes, it buck shots salt. Yeah, it spreads. It's like when you, because you can get rock salt rounds, right? Or is that just from Kill Bill? No, you can do that. Yeah, that's real. No, that's very real. Yeah. Wait, are you doing this in the house, Adam? Yeah. So there's just salt all over your house? That's what my brother does too. My brother, I asked my brother the same, I'm like, what are you doing? Your crib is delicious. Why are you putting salt everywhere? He's like, I don't care.

Then you just let the room but do its thing, baby. Adam, can you, is it loaded right now? Oh yeah. Is it loaded right now? Can you shoot yourself like in the arm point blank or will that do something? I don't know. I've never shot. I mean, it comes out very fast. It stings. You can shoot your hand. I tried to shoot my food and there was oh, that's a good idea. It was like point blank. I shot my food to like salt my food this morning. You're the new Salt Bay. There was just one bite that was unbearably salty. Right, because it just embedded it in the meat. Yeah, it was so god damn salty. But you know me, I'm a fucking salt boy, so I enjoyed it. Even on my pancakes. I got it for,

and we're dining outside. There's like bees sometimes, so I got it for that. I'll just be like, boys duck, duck and cover. I like that you guys don't eat outside. You dine. Derz is fancy. I like that. That's al fresco, bro. Yeah. Are you willing to shoot yourself like in the hand live? Can we see that? Are you scared like me? You're gonna have to ask again? I don't want to watch this. I do. I don't want to watch this. No, no, no. Bare, bare chest. Do your hand. Bare chest. Why my hand? Why my hand? On your tongue. Do your tongue. Do your tongue. Oh yeah. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Do it in your bare chest. Don't do it on your shirt. I want you to see it. So I'm wearing a black shirt, so you'll see it. Yeah, this is

going to be cool. Yeah, shoot on the black. It's black with white. Here, do you want me to turn my shirt inside out or backwards? Yes, please. No. Yes, turn it backwards. No, this is... Well, yes. I feel like... Shoot your shorts. Shoot your dick. Look at the body. He's definitely on gemstones right now. I know your character arc. Look at this. My boy is fit as a fiddle. I think you should leave the shirt off. Leave the shirt off because... No, black is good. I want to see the impact. You look great. But you're not going to see anything. It's not going to stick. Salt doesn't stick. Ders, you're right. It does if it's coming out super hard. Ready? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, fuck. Oh, wow. Look, it stings. Yeah, that stings, man. And I kind of just

crazed myself. See, this is what I'm interested in. It is the red one. Another salt off. And let's see. We get the black shirt with the salt. Can we see the salt? Yeah, exactly. It kind of just bounce right off. But kind of not worth doing it. But science brains are fucking dead over there. Now do your tongue. Feel free to buy yourself one of these. Bug assault. They're not a sponsor, although I would love if they were. Yeah. This is something I fully support. Murdering bugs. It's science. And also, I wish there was a sniper rifle because I would kill a cardinal this way. I'd murder a cardinal. You could try. I bet it would. I'm not going to revisit that one. It won't go that far. I mean, I have to. They fly away as soon as you step out of the house.

They know. They know. Catch the cardinals. Don't kill them. Catch them. Kyle, how are you supposed to catch a cardinal? Yeah, good luck. How? That's the fun part. Is it? Yep. You give an altar boy. Because having them not shit on my truck is the fun part for me. Yeah. So I've been putting the parking truck inside. There's no inside. There's no garage. That's not the cardinal's problem. That's yours. Pizza, pizza. So I tried to park it inside. They were here first. Thank you, Blake. I tried to put the mirrors in. The mirror, I popped the mirror in. The whole mirror fell out of the mirror holster. Right. So now I have to like put that back in every time. It's a whole fucking deal. What? Do you think the cardinal like unscrewed? Yeah, I broke it. I think the

cardinal, well, it keeps picking at it. It's probably not good for the mirror, motherfucker. I think it knows exactly what it's doing. Is this the thing that happens to everybody else on the cast too? Or no? I think it's just my location is Cardinal Heaven. I don't know why I'm at the tip of this island. Didn't you say that this was like your grandma? Didn't you say it was like, wasn't the cardinal related to our villa? Yeah. Well, there was my favorite, it was her favorite bird, the cardinal. And they say that a cardinal is a dead loved one coming back to visit you. I don't know why my grandmother keeps shitting and shitting all over my shrug. Well, think about it. Think about it. She's a cardinal now. Yeah. I bet there's something. No, no. Being our

villa real tight, dude. She would not shit all over my shrug. Did you move away? It's a prank. Then why is she doing it? It's a prank. Did you move to the west coast? I did. I brought her out and let her walk the red carpet on pitch perfect to world premiere and she was interviewed by E Entertainment Television. So yeah, I paid her back. That's a beautiful moment. We need to pull that interview up because I bet it is good as hell. We absolutely do. I don't know if I ever saw it. Jason Kennedy. Jason Kennedy gave the interview. Wow. Wow. Great poll, Adam. Yeah, I'm impressed. But dude, I had the same problem in my neighborhood. There was like a finch or something that was attacking everybody's mirrors. Bird talked the new luggage talk.

Hey, vote now if you hate pickleball talk, luggage talk, or bird talk more. Bird talk. Go ahead, though. A finch. Go ahead. Dude, I like it. I like it. I'm all about killing these birds. I know some of us aren't about killing birds. Get out of town. But I, if it flies, it dies. That's my, whoa. If it flies, was that from Top Gun? It was that from Top Gun? No, that's saying that I made up. I want to say. Hangman Iceman, who said it? Who said it? Well, speaking of movies, Kyle, this is 2000 and late, like that joke we were doing last week. Oh, right. I remember that. But I finally went and saw everything everywhere all at once. It's a bagel. It's a bagel. Have we talked about this on the

podcast? No, we can't. We can't. Don't spoil. We can't. There's no spoilers here. I do want to see it. I definitely don't see it. Have you seen it, Blake? I haven't. I just noticed that it is now available on my TV for 20 bucks, and I'm going to watch. Nice. Don't spoil, but you know, it is what it is. But let's chat. Well, we have to talk about this. I'm in. Oh, yeah. Yes, we do. The main character's name is Waymond. Waymond, yes. It's a bagel. And Waymond is in the movie. Wow, dude. Oh, so they for sure, the Daniels are the guys that directed it, right? And they had to, they have to be Warcolic's fans, right? That's two Waymond fans. I mean, or Waymond fans specifically. They're fans of Waymond, obviously. Yeah. But they also had, did you notice sisters that the car in

the movie is like Red Volvo is a Volvo? Yeah. It's a Maroon Volvo. It's a Maroon Volvo. And it's like the cool version that I remember we were like, well, wouldn't we want the cool one? And we're like, no, they drive the like the shitty one. So is this movie like an alternate reality of Diane Waymond's wife from Warcolic's? Yes. I got to watch it. I got to watch it. It is where the Diane's not at it. I will say that I felt. Also, there's a big office setting, like the whole thing's in like an office. So it's got a cubicle vibe, which is. Okay. There are very Warcaholic's ask go their set piece joke. I like this take. I like this fight scene. Let's reach out to the Daniels. Let's let's have them be this the second guest on the podcast. That'd be cool.

Or the third man. It's a good movie. It's fucking cool. It's heavy. It's yeah. I heard it was really cool. What is that other movie? I think it's an Indian movie, RRR that people are like freaking out about that. I don't even know how to watch that movie. Like, where is it? But people are like did you just say it's an Indian movie? What did you just say? An indie movie? What? What did you just say? Indian? No, I think it's from India. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were trying to say indie because we were coming. I was like, no, I think it's a little bit of both. No, I think it's like a Bollywood like smash hit, baby. Yeah. Um, RRR. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. People are claiming it's a little bit of everything. I really want to see that. Um, but I was working on set of a

movie that I can't quite disclose yet. I can't talk about anything that he's doing. No spoilers. Welcome to my world. I'm looking around at the, uh, okay. I got a fire. You already shot the thing. Thanks. No, I don't want to get in trouble, dude. The rock will get me. No, the rock's not. Come on now. I was looking around at the extras in the crowd and none other than Wayman Lee was out there, dude. Yeah. Yes, dude. So I, I got to chum it up with Wayman. It was so good to see him. We FaceTime Diane. He like, he was so pleasant. He was so stoked to see me. He was just asking about our movie. He was definitely like, dude, it was just so nice. He's like, dude, we're family. We're family. That's it. It wasn't a show. We're a family. It is, it is crazy coming up with

everyone on Workaholics. It's no matter what in our career, the, you know, the longer we go, those people are the people that you look back at. I feel like I could be on another show for like 10 years and it still wouldn't mean quite the same as, as Workaholics, you know. Right. And you run into crew members and that kind of stuff on other productions and you're like, holy shit, what is going down? Yeah, man. It is so cool. I think that was like the one thing while we were doing the show, because it was our first show that didn't quite register until it was over that like, you really do. And maybe it's one of the hardest things about Hollywood is like, the longer you're on a project, the more you like forge bonds with everybody who's a part of the show.

And when it ends, you never know when you're going to see him again. You, hopefully your paths will cross again and it does happen, but like just dancing on Thursdays with Bango. Bango, our A-camera assist. Well, yeah, I mean, it's true. It's like, it is, because you do form like some friendships that will transcend just going to work. Like, like Mike Lovano's, who was our bachelor party. Yeah, he's in the crew for life. But, but, you know, there's some people, they're, they're work friends and, and you love them. And then when a project wraps, you're like, I'm going to see them for all the time. And then you don't see them for like five years and you'll just run into them at like the Ralph's grocery store. And you're like, holy

shit. Right. Yeah. Do you love him? Dude, I swear I saw, so we had a really good cost, head of costume department, Jerry. What was his last name? Yeager? Yeager. Yeager. Sick, bro. We'll take a Yeager for that, brother. Okay, we'll wait. Go ahead. We'll wait. I just went around here somewhere. I think I saw him at the mall, but there were, it was masked. It was still a mask time. So I didn't say, but he's got that walk. Yeah, I know. I'm like, that's Jerry, dude. Yeah, you know, he was at a damn like Macy's in like Burbank and I'm like, that's Jerry. I know I should come. Jerry's got one of those walks where like, he's leaned backwards and his feet are far ahead of him. If that makes sense. It's like a song. Yeah, Jerry was just an amazing dude. Yeah.

Yeah. You're saying he was kind of like the stand up bass. If you were to play him. That's how I think of the lean back walk. Yeah, stand up. This might be a little bit of a departure, but did you guys ever listen to the Peter and the Wolf like orchestra when you guys were young? 1000% Yeah, wait. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. What is this? What is this? So I have it on vinyl, dude. I have it on vinyl right back. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle, do you have this memory with me? Maybe it was elementary school. We went to the Concord Pavilion and watched a live orchestra play the Peter and the Wolf thing. Yes. So Adam, basically what this is, and you can look it up on iTunes, like Apple Music or whatever, is it's a, it's this whole

orchestra where each character or animal is represented by a instrument. So like the cat is like a flute and like the wolf is like, and they each have their own theme song. You would know it from like a Christmas story. When the bully kid shows up, they play the wolf music. Right. Right. Yeah. It's iconic. And the hunters is like, right. Oh, sure. Yeah. I know that noise. I just didn't know that it was from Peter and the Wolf and people like listen to the soundtrack of Peter and the Wolf. So okay. Yeah. I've got like really high. Me and Sam were doing a puzzle. I'm like, and we synced it up with Encino Man. Oh, I just plays perfectly. I threw it. I threw on that Encino Man rules. Perfect. I threw on that Peter and the Wolf like

orchestra. And I was just like, this shit is hard as fuck, dude. Each character's, it's, it's just sick, dude. Classical music's kind of fucking sick, bro. Yeah. Go off, go off, King. Please. Isn't there a version where there's a spoken word though? So this is your luggage talk, essentially. What'd you say, Ders? Isn't there a version where there's someone telling the story? Because I feel like David Bowie is on a version of something. Oh, I know at the very beginning, they like give you the rundown. They're like, we're going to hear the like instruments. This is what represents this. And then it goes, right. But then you imagine, maybe there is a bit of a narration through this. I have a little bit of a memory at the Concord Pavilion that they're

what they did, like a hybrid mashup or something. There was somebody. Yeah, I think it was Lincoln Park, Jay-Z. Oh my God. Allegedly. Allegedly. Jay-Z. It might have been the first rap rock. Okay. The cat is the flute, but the goose is none other than Jay-Z. Come on out. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or,

can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it.

What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was

responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Are you guys, I know Blake and Kyle and myself are the same graduating class year of 02. 02? Are you guys going to your 20 year high school reunion? Because mine is coming up in a few weeks. Oh dude, I don't know the info on ours. I haven't seen an invite to that, but I would pull up no problem. I bet someone, it's, you're gonna be, check the inboxes because I bet it's coming within, usually they do them in August. And we are doing ours the second week of August. We're going to do my dad's one year celebrating, not having cancer party in the Ozarks. And then of that next week, I'm going to drive up to Omaha and do my 20 year high school reunion,

which is going to be so weird. Yeah, that shit's important. It's going to be dope. It's going to be fun. I haven't been to one. Adam, are you on the committee? Yeah, I was. So technically, I was. It sounds like you're like, we set these out. Well, I was supposed to be the one technically, my role was the PR representative. So my whole job was to plan parties and talk on the intercom and do the pep rallies and shit. You mean in high school? In high school. Yeah. And so you are tasked with that later. That's the way. And so my job was to do the 10 year and do the 20 year, but any great leader knows delegate and responsibility is a big part of it. Right. So that's what I did in the 10 year. That's probably the number one. That's what I'm doing now.

But yeah, I'm like a little, it's 20 years is kind of a weird one. It's so fucking long. Well, it's a long time. Yours is a little exceptional. I mean, there's literally like an Adam divine day in Nebraska. Like it's definitely. Yeah, they're helping me out. Yeah, you better, you're going to have to like really bring it, dude. You're kind of like, yeah, almost the face of the city. This dance, it has to happen. People are waiting for it. You're going to have to die. Yeah, you know, that, you know, that dance is coming out the, the tornado. Yeah. Where it's just like, I'm kind of jerking off to giant men. That's sort of my dance. Very short and short game or just kind of sneak in and hang out in

the corner with your really down like bros. I hope so. I'm trying to get all my like really close homies are like, no, I'm not going. And I'm like, dude, don't, but they still live there. Hell, I get that, by the way. No, most all my like really close friends moved away. I hella get not going. Yeah, or like into the deep forest. I don't think nobody cares, bro. I don't why I don't know why I would go. Right. Just to see the, to see like people you haven't seen in years, like there's a handful of people that I would for sure would like to see. But like when I go back to Omaha, they're not on my like list of five people that I call. Right. I mean, maybe to experience the time warp. That's why

you go, right? Just to be like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? Yes. It's kind of to see like, whoa, how bald is everybody? A lot of people. Take acid before you go or something. So that shit like makes fucking sense for the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's a drug. Something's got to happen. I guess the second time I took it on accident. Something's got to happen. You know, like you got to do something like that. Here's my thing. Like I haven't tapped in with Facebook in over like, I don't know, it must have be like five to seven years. So I have completely lost touch with anybody from high school. I've been running your page. Don't worry. It's up. Yeah. How's it going? It's really good. My mom. Thanks for the birthday wishes. I think you guys know

this, but my mom runs my Facebook like fan page account where she will talk to people from my past as if they're me and then we'll hit me up and be like, uh, Keegan Neater Deppie says hi and I'm like, what? Oh boy. Yeah. And then she'll like just talk and also says the one time she allegedly she'll just like have conversations with people from my past as if that she's me and then she'll post weird things like, uh, on 420. She wrote like, happy 420, happy holidays. And I'm like, mom, what are you doing? Why? Yeah, she knows what she's doing. Okay. But she posted like three days late. It was like, after the fact, 423. She doesn't know what she's doing. Sorry. I'm sorry, mama. That's how high I was on 420. I was so high. But yeah, no, Facebook,

I feel like really killed the high school reunions because you're able to stay in touch. If you want to, you can stay in touch with people so easily. Right. When's the last time you guys have been on Facebook at all? I go on to check my folks because yeah, my folks run a page. There are v-ing right now. And so they keep everybody up to date that way. Why don't they go? Why don't they get an Instagram? What are they doing? Most of their friends are on Facebook. Well, because all their friends, it's easier. That's right. My parents also are on Facebook and aren't really on Instagram because none of their friends are on Instagram. Right. It makes my mom like bummed because she's a little Facebook queen that when she posts on Instagram, it gets like three

likes. But then on Facebook, she gets like 150 likes. There's like 40 comments. She's like in the mix. Yeah. I go once a year and apologize to everybody who's like written me an email being like, I just watched so-and-so or whatever. And you're like, I never come on here. Thanks. Hope you're good. That's got to be a rough like couple days fielding all those. I'm so sorry. Dude, homie died, bro. I don't even respond to anything on Facebook. I'm truly, I just go on and look at my parents and my dad posts every day like a sunrise. And just look at my parents. Call them, dude. Just call them. My dad posts every day like very funny like photos of sunrises and then he tells you the weather. That shit's important. Does it on Instagram? Yeah. He's on IG with that.

But sporadically. I love that. Oh, so he's like super into it on Facebook. Every day on Facebook, he posts a damn sunset. That is so wild. But what's crazy is people can post on to your timeline or whatever, right? I don't know. Facebook sucks. Facebook fucking sucks. I remember going on and being like, who, what are all these things on my timeline that other people posted? And I had to like, you know, flip a switch to stop that. But yeah. That's why I dipped. Facebook got so bad. It was just like- It's just complicated. Well, yeah, for sure. How are our parents navigating the most complicated of the social media? Very strange. Don't get it. Uh, yeah, I don't know. That tricky, but- But it is. There's so many like little- Yeah, Adam, it is. Okay. Yeah. Hey, man,

I couldn't even figure out how to plug my microphone into my computer before we got on. So I'm not the one to say something is uncomplicated. But Facebook is fairly easy, but- They're just trying to do too much. Instagram's like you post a picture or a video. And then even when they came with stories, I was like, I'm never going to do this. And then because we do this every week, I'm like, all right, I'm going to promote so that my timeline isn't just like our faces constantly. I'm like, that's what I'm going to do with stories. Now I'm hooked. Now I'm hooked. Yeah, right? It's kind of fun. Are you guys deep in the metaverse? I haven't been on in a minute. I got to get back in the metaverse. What do you mean by that? On the Oculus? The Oculus on the Quest. Oh, no.

You having JO? I can't get on anymore. What? I was watching basketball. I'm like, break out my Oculus and try and- That sounds stressful. Figure it out. And then it was like, you got to log in with Facebook and now I can't. Oh, because it's all metaverse. Go away. Damn it. Are you on it? Is yours working? The last time I tried it, but it was like when I was shooting that movie in Atlanta, so it's been a while now. So it's been like over six or seven months. I got to update the software or some shit. I don't know. Yeah, that should get so annoying. But it is so fucking cool. It really is really, really cool, like what they're doing. And during

the NBA finals, they were showing so many Oculus commercials. It got me juice to get back on the Oculus. Yeah, that's what got me on it. Just to watch sports? Is that what you would do? Yeah, you could sit court side at games. I think that could be kind of fucking dope. I still have never figured out how to do it. You could go to comedy clubs and watch acts, and then other people will be there. Really? And you can talk to other people that are watching. Like this one guy I was standing next to. This guy's not funny. Yeah, no, this guy. It's just haters. If you can heckle, if you can heckle the comedian through Oculus, that'd be fucking awesome. Well, the comedian, I don't think, I think they're prerecorded, but you're just there watching and you're watching

with other people. And I'm talking to this guy and he was like, oh, shit, this guy's funny. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I was like, oh, yeah, who else do you like? And he's like, listen all the comics he likes and they're like all people I know. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, what do you think of Adam Devine? You're like, ah, he goes, ah, he's all right. And I'm like, okay. Oh, that's cool. You were there. You didn't sell yourself real quick. You go, well, he's working on some new stuff. He's working on new stuff. Yeah, give him a shot, dude. He's a really good actor. He's mostly, he's cool, man. Just check him out, man. He's doing his movie thing right now. Yeah.

I was like fishing. Adam, when's the last time you did stand up? Dude, forever, forever. You retire. You want to announce your retirement? No, literally, the last show I did was my special in Omaha. Like, yeah, like over three years ago. So there, brother. It was a great show. What was that? Like 18? Are you itching? Are you like, yeah. Yeah. It's the end of 18. Right. So almost four years ago. Yeah, it was crazy. I was like planning on taking a year off just to be like, because I was going pretty hard there for a while doing a lot of tours and stuff. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to take a year off and then the pandemic hit and then, you know, and then, and then stand up got really not fun. Yeah. You just might get tackled or

stabbed. Yeah. Because all, all of my comedy is transphobic, obviously. So it's like, how can I even, how can I even perform? I did, Adam did personally, just in my living room, do an hour long specifically slamming the trans community. And I was like, this is, I stand with Chappelle. Yeah. And I told you, I said, this is gold. Yeah. I just wouldn't do it. It's too, it's actually too funny. It's too funny. You can't, you can't perform it anymore. Right. But no, I think I would love to when I, when I have time, I've just been, you know, if you're done, maybe one, uh, maybe one of us should start getting up there. You know, I would love, Hey, it's not, we could all do it. It's not like one of us can do it. No, no,

I think just one of us. It's too hot. It's one of us and it's Kyle. I tell you what, the next tour I want to go on isn't a standup tour. It's a, this is important. That shits important. Yes. That shits. I would have next summer. Let's put that shit on the books next summer, bro. A stage big enough for a pickleball court. Yes. No, we have a luggage set up in the, in the, like we can contact Toomey and maybe they want to sell luggage in the lobby as people are walking in. Brought to you by Toomey. I love it. Samson, I, pickleball challengers in the crowd. That's what I want. Who wants to challenge? Goodbye. The luggage company away would for sure be like,

we're on board. Yeah. I love that. You guys are selling this tour so well. There's life pickleball and we're selling luggage. Yeah, dude. But it's special. This is important luggage and we're only serving. There's no food. Only salads. Yes. Yes. With beans. There's like a photo booth with like cardinals that get a shit on you and you're like, goodbye. Dude, this would be the sickest, like little fest, bro. TII fest. It's an important festival. Oh my God. Yeah. That's great. This festival is important. Dude, I like that. It's, you're playing in a whole festival. Are there other acts? No, but there's all these, well, you're talking about all these

things that you could do. It feels like a carnival, I guess. Well, that's just like when people are buying beer, like in the, in the lobby, you know, like we're doing, we're doing medium-sized theaters, 2,000 people. Okay. Well, we're going to be doing all four of us as the headliner, but then all of us are doing stand up. We're doing our, oh, stand up beforehand. Oh, two, five. Okay. Yep. Tight two. Yeah. Two minutes each. It's a bagel. Tight two jokes. Yep. Little meat and green. I don't know. That could be cool. Little outdoor, little outdoor fest. Ooh. Outdoor. Yeah, or indoor. It's all good. We got Lovano's cooking meats on the side, bringing us meats while we chat. We got my stepfather's beef jerky. We're selling out of stand. Yeah. Absolutely.

Love it. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Arugula. You know what I mean? I'll have some fresh arugula. We already said that though. Oh, by the way, we dropped the ball. What? Because there is a raising canes that opened in Burbank, California. I know. I saw this. That is just a fucking madhouse. Yeah, I saw that. It's a mega hit. Has shut down the streets of Burbank. Can we say that I was 2000 and early? You guys know who opened it, right? Who did? This SNL writer. Who did? An SNL writer opened it. No. They stole the idea from us. I was 2000 early to wanting to get on the Canes train and be a franchisee. Canes train owner. Yeah, dude, you should have followed your gut. I know. You really should have. Where is it? Olive in Burbank?

Yeah. Dude, yes. They got a nice little thing happening right now. This is where the original workaholics' offices were. We're on Olive in Burbank. That was our first place where we posted up and they opened the Canes about two blocks down and the line has been, there's a police presence. I know. I saw the security. They're not going to do anything. Did you film it, Blake? Or was that like a viral video? No, it's been on the news. It's been on the news. Blake sent that to us and he was like, this isn't like to get on the freeway or something or just traffic. This is just to get in the Canes. It reminds me of the in and out line on what Sunset. Yes. That you're just like, Jesus Christ. Ventura has got a big one always. Yeah. Dude, even that, because there's a Chick-fil-A

like up the block on Olive and that goes off. Dude, fuck Chick-fil-A. Yeah. But Canes is just all the way, babe. It kind of ruined the entire city of Burbank. It kind of sucks, dude. It really fucks up the street. Oh, it ruined the whole city of Burbank. Okay. Wow, dude. I thought there was like a party or something when I drove by. Tell someone that's eating the crinkle fries that it ruined the city of Burbank. Fuck it. Dude, it is so good. I'm just jealous because I can't even get close to a little chicken meal. I'm pissed, dude. Remember when you came and visited me when I was shooting Pitch Perfect and me and you went down and just smashed some Raising Canes? To mashed in Baton Rouge, baby. Shout out to Baton Rouge. You know, Baton Rouge is where

the first Raising Canes was. No, it's the OG spot. Wait, this is a raisin restaurant? What is this? Okay. Very good. I love that. Yes, sports. So wait, if you're in Baton Rouge where I imagine it's like maybe legit local restaurants that make this kind of thing and you're hitting the Raising Canes, like is Raising Canes better than like Jim Bob's Chicken Shack? It's a local restaurant. Raising Canes is from Baton Rouge? No, I know, but like I'm saying like if you're down there, isn't like the other, like this is a, I mean, I was there for months and months. So it's not like I only ate at the Raising Canes, but Raising Canes is like a great late night. You're drunk. You're getting food. Get that. I get that. Is there another place that you went to that maybe

we can franchise to battle? Yeah, Derz is trying to compete. Oh, yeah, I mean Chimes is a dope local Chimes. Baton Rouge restaurant. Yeah, I like that. That's where I had a chugging contest with all the college kids. Sure. And I beat like seven or eight kids in a row chugging like beers and then they're like, oh, whatever, Kevin, wait till Kevin gets here. Kevin looked like he was 14 years old. This kid shows up and he was like wearing his pajamas. Like he was at home, like in bed, like they call him and his friends are like, you have to come down here. The guy from work, Alex is beating us all in beer chugging competitions. And then he comes down. He was so youthful looking and he weighed like 95 pounds. I'm like, I'm going to fucking destroy this kid.

He swallowed the beer hole. He would just like stuck a whole fucking glass in his mouth and swallowed it. That just means there's no gag reflex. Okay, Derz, that's what it is. They just, they just open it. They just broke that beer. He'd be so good at sucking. What's that? Beer. Salami sasses? Did we touch upon when I came out to visit you at the set of Pitch Perfect and we were kicking it in Baton Rouge and touch upon it. It was crazy. Dude, it was a whirlwind. Like I, we showed up to this bar where it was crazy. Like you already know, like when I, when I get on one, like I'm ready to go and they were dangerous. They were encouraging my bad behavior. They made me, to set the scene, it was like a kind of a dangerous

place to be. I mean, there's a reason I gained 25 pounds and looked like a fucking, you know, just a fucking bag of goo by the end of the movie. Depression. Because not depression. I had too much fun. It was this, we had just, season one just came out and so we were very popular with like college kids. I'm shooting on the LSU campus. So I'm at the huge party school LSU. Which has a Shaq statue. And then season two comes out while we were there while Blake was visiting. So it was like a full on shit show and we were just partying at like college bars. What was that bar? Do you remember the name of it?

I mean, I mean, there's a handful of bars right there and the place is called Tiger Land. So it's like a gravel parking lot with like five or six bars around the outside of this giant parking lot. And we put, we rolled up with like, I'm like, oh, okay, I'm coming out here with this acapella crew. Like me and Adam will be the show stoppers, but people hung super tough. And we rolled into this bar and they were like, like, stand up on the bar. Like, here's a bottle of the Yeager. You can pour shots into everybody's mouth. I'm like, I'm not like, what is even happening? Then like, yeah, so they're like chugging and then he threw the bottle against the wall and it shattered everywhere. Oh my God. No, dude, they're like the bottle. So I'm,

no, I'm pouring the bottle into people's mouths and it runs out and I'm like, it ran out. It ran out and the bartender's like, throw it into the, throw it against the wall. And I'm like, are you serious? I can do that. So I just freaking launch it, shatter against the wall, having the best time in my life. Very dangerous. Then they like send me up to the, the DJ booth. All I know is like, play a little boozey, like play a little webby, like, all the loaves were fun. All the littles. It was, it was insane. It was one of the best times I've had. Definitely Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Baton Rouge at that time. Now it wouldn't be fun. Now, if we went, we're too old now. We were at the perfect age. We were like, what, 26 or 27,

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The rats loved my liquid IV. Oh boy. Adam did the powder shot on the Ozarks pod. That's right. Damn, dude. What's up? We haven't done a liquid IV. Now we miss you liquid IV. Don't worry. I got like, I want to say 10 bags behind me and that's just I have so I'm literally drinking it right now. It's the best. Yeah. All right. The rats in my storage facility are so hydrated right now. So they won't have to drink water for years. Oh, powder. You don't have to drink water anymore. You just chug the powder. Just nibble on the powder. Well, if you guys are available, we are going to throw a big party for my for my dad to celebrate the one year being cancer free in Lake of the Ozarks coming up soon. So is this for the audience? Like anybody

can show up? Yeah, that's why it's like talking to us or I'm talking to you guys specifically. But anyone would have the address go across the bottom of the screen right now. But if anyone is in Lake of the Ozarks the first week of August and sees me out and about that's what I'm there to celebrate for and feel free to come up and give my dad a big old bear hug and say thank you for beating cancer. Let's go. Right. That's important. That is important. Yeah. It's open invitation. Then he gets COVID and he just had COVID. I think he's in the clear to to be COVID free. Nice. Thank God. He got COVID and I was like, Oh, no, like that's the last thing he needs. He just got done with all of his cancer treatments. And then he was like, totally fine. Like didn't even have a

cough or anything was just like, Yeah, I'm fucking good. Right. That's crazy. I'm immortal, baby. I'm like, all right, chill out. That shit's important. That is actually crazy. That would have been really scary. But no, just wheeling and dealing Dennis D, baby. Did you say scary but like so good? I did. I'm really scared, you know, you know, the drill. I'm a really scared. You know me. I'm really scared. So guys, everyone listening right now, what's happening now is that we really don't know how long we've been going. Yeah. And we need help from our producer. I know we've been going about 40 minutes. You've been going about 40 minutes. Okay, so you clocked when we started. Yeah. Well, I just see that. Yeah, I see the time the clock and I'm like, Oh, yeah, it's got to be

close. Yeah. You know, we let's do 10 minutes on just like, just the end of a podcast. Like, yeah, the thing about the end of a podcast is like, it's so different than the beginning for me. I agree. It's harder. It's harder than the beginning. Honestly, right. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I love and you love sunsets. I like the dismount. Yeah, I'm kind of more of an ending guy. Maybe that's why this pod works so much. Kyle comes in so hot up top and then Adam and I really and then the heat up. I like to tickle the middle. I like to tickle the ribs all the way. There's just the glue, baby. I mean, sticks, not bouncing. Sticky. He's like pizza, pizza. Really good, Kyle. Good, good way to end it. You're actually heating up. You're hot. Yeah. I was coming back.

You know, I heard that you thought I don't end on a good, good note. And so I'm bubba back. And that's a sentence. I like that we were able to do one live podcast together. It felt really nice being in the same room as you guys. You guys didn't seem to like it when we started. You guys were kind of taking the piss out of it. And I was a little bit. I didn't love. I was like whatever on it. I didn't like it as much to be honest. Why didn't you like it as much? What made you not like it? I didn't like the setup. I didn't like the setup. There was too much shit between us. Our setup wasn't the best. I feel like if we really, we, you know, if we were in town together, like a lot of these podcasts that you see, we're just, we're always out of town.

So we can't physically be in the same room together. So this is the best setup for this podcast. But if we were to be in the same town as each other, we would build like a stage and there'd be like two, two to two. Oh yeah. I got it. I feel like a hot tub with the mics coming from behind us would be good. That's what I'm talking about. And we're all just in a hot tub talking to each other. Getting hella wrinkly. You know what I mean? Or a cold plunge, maybe. I don't know. I just was like, I got, we got laptops between us. We have all these mic arms and shit. Like, have you guys cold plunged? I just did it. I've done it a couple of times, but I've done it for a few days in a row now and I'm like three days in a row. And it's supposed to be great for your immune system.

Dude, it feels so good. I like, I'm like an old guy now and I wrinkly evolved something in my, in my neck by sleeping on the couch to home. I was like, I like fell asleep and I was like, I was like kind of drunk and fell asleep on the couch and then woke up after 15 minutes and tried to adjust myself and then pinch something. And then it still hurts. That was like two weeks ago. And then the cold plunge, baby, it feels so much better as soon as I get out from. Where are you plunging and how cold? Yeah. Tony Cavallero, who plays Keef on the Righteous Gemstones, has won. And then he also has an infrared sauna at his house. So we go and we go back and forth and yeah. Tony's on another level. He's a real legend, that guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he is. The

infrared saunas I've heard of, I've heard of those. Do you like it? I mean, I've only heard it for autoimmune disorders. No, it's just for relaxation purposes as well. It doesn't need to be for like diseases, but it helps that though, but that's dope. Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure it does. There's like a long list of stuff that it helps. But I don't know. I'm at that age now that I'm like, I'm like, I understand. No, like, you know, like, you'd go over to someone's house and their dad just has like a ton of massagers. He's like a foot massager and a and a chair with a bag massager and there's all the shit. And I'm like, why the fuck does he have all this stuff? I was putting them on his dick at night. And he's got the tanga egg. Yeah. I'm at that age now where I'm

like, I like gadgets and gizmos gadgets and things to help me feel better self care. I'm into it. I mean, my body is my body is falling. The Thera gun is a must. The Thera gun is really dope. It definitely you cannot put that on your dick that it would annihilate testicles. You can. I thought she liked the mash it down Mondays, though. Don't you like mash it down? Dude, it punched so hard. Wait, why? Why did you go? I was talking about like back massagers. Why are you putting it on your dick? You were, but what do you do with massagers? You gotta try it. Because when I was a kid, I remember like the massage wands and they were my best friend when I was young. What does that mean? Please tell me more. You were one of those little weirdos. Yeah, man. Brookstone meant

a whole nother thing to me sticking that up your ass. Sharper image meant a whole nother thing to me. I love that your parents were like, where's the we're just as I need it. Hey, why does it smell again? Honey, smell this. It's got a funk to it. Yeah, I don't know. I keep cleaning it. A little bit like Corine or something. Yeah, what is that? It's a dank. It's a dank, dank smell. I'm not using bleach. It's like a bleach. And also kind of a poop smell. Yeah, sort of smells like shit. Did the dog get a hold of this smells like shit, right? Now, did the dog get a hold of this? Why does the massage want? I think the dog must have got a hold of this. Was the dog sitting on this or in the backyard? Is it on the ground? What is the vibrating massage pillow smell like poop?

Blake, get down here. Get down here, Blake. Did the dog drag this through my cum? He's Blake sticking it up his ass again. Someone just cuts to the chase. God damn it, Blake. He's the vase. Dude, that's what they're for. Don't, don't trip. That's really what they're for. Yeah, I was reading like one of those catalogs that comes to your house and it has like a picture of a woman with like the one on her, on her neck, you know, and she's just like enjoying the vibration. And then it says like, there's like a quote from a, you know, like someone who bought it and her name is Gina, but I'm like, Jaina. She works perfectly. Jaina. Jaina. Wait, what was that from? 40 year old virgin? Yeah, she kills it. Bo, she was on our show. She sure was. She came in hot. I love when

we had guest stars who brought heat. They've been posting that picture of Dude, whose name escapes me right now, but he was the junkyard owner. He was on Mel Rodriguez. Mel Rodriguez. That fucking scene is so good. Who just brought heat and was doing all sorts of weird shit. Light saber. Your doodoo push. Your doodoo push. Yeah, just how he said, I mean, his line delivery was great. And he also added a ton of great stuff. But like, just how he said like whipped out the, it was from season one and we're in the junkyard and he catches us. Yeah, be rad episode. And he whips out, what is that, the cubaton? And is that what it's called? Cubaton? Yeah, it's like the extending baton. Extending baton stick. And he then says,

light saber. Yeah. How he delivered that line made me laugh so fucking hard. Yeah. I mean, fun fact, he was kind of second place to be Montez, dude. We brought him into audition for Montez and he killed that as well. Yeah. Is that right? I don't remember that. Oh, yeah. Mel was in the running. Would have been better. Would have been better. Yeah, we would have liked it much better. Yeah, would have gone to that wedding. Yeah. I would have gone to both. What's cool is Eric, Eric is going to hit us up. Eric Griffin is going to hit us on be like, what the fuck, man. Yeah. Fuck y'all. Don't worry about it. Hey, I went to his wedding. I went there. I saw it. Yeah. Can we get the update? Thank you. Thank you for representing Eric Griffin's wedding.

You know, I guess you guys, if you weren't there, then you missed it. You know, I'm not going to go in and tell you guys what it was. It was great. I honestly would have liked to be there. Eric is a friend of mine and I had to be out. I had to be in Charleston, so. It was fantastic. I would have been. I was at my own brother's wedding. And Blake chose not to go. Blake committed to go and then he committed to going and then decided not to. Yeah, there actually was an empty seat at the table I was at and said, Blake Anderson. I think it was you. That's kind of a dickhead move, Blake. Yeah, that was. That means you RSVP'd and then didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd love to get into it,

but it looks like we're running out of time. I don't know. This is important. Wow. Friendship. I would like to give flowers to Kyle for going to our friend Eric Griffin's wedding. Thank you for supporting. I would have liked to have been there. So I just want to say thank you for being the one to wave the flag for Team MOC. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Happy to do it. Happy to do it. Happy to. And did you wear your leather satchel? Satchel? Yes. Yeah. Of course. What do you mean? I saw pictures and I'm like, wow, you clean up nice and then you just had like the leather satchel on top of wedding attire. I clean up nice, but then what the leather satchel dirties up. This is real leather.

So the leather satchel is like a Merse. It's like a purse. Is that from a wand? Yeah. This is from all on custom leather. Have you ever seen me rocking this? I know and he makes good stuff. I just didn't know if it was. It doesn't know. I don't know if it was wedding appropriate. I don't even understand what you're talking about right now. I bring this thing everywhere. I agree with you, Derz. I don't know. But I looked good. I looked good though. I had done the pink pants. You had a great outfit on and then I just fucking crushed. Then you were also wearing like this seven point connected man satchel. It's got two points. And it just kind of. Two points. Cool shape. Yeah. Oh, so I'm five points off. Okay.

Yeah. I just thought that thing was kind of nice for, I mean, I thought it was nice for dress. Like I wasn't wearing a suit or anything. But you wear it all the time. I was just wearing a button up. So I thought it fit like kind of like Indiana Jones. I was like basically rocking linens. You know what I mean? Right. Everyone wants Indiana Jones. And when you go to weddings, make sure you look like Indiana Jones. He was ready for anything. Indiana Jones with pink pants. I went to the bride saw you and she was like, oh, fuck. I was wearing that. God damn it. I have to take off. For sure. Because it's a wedding and that's what you wear. I have to take off my leather satchel. Honestly, though, my wife, my wife didn't wear her. She didn't. She brought a purse that did not

match her outfit because we were traveling and she had a lot of people were talking about. Oh, you're gonna air her out like that. Okay. Wow. You know what I ended up doing with my purse? I put her stuff that she needed in my purse. So I was holding stuff for her in my purse. You had a purse on a purse. So purse on a person. Hey, that person was me. Oh, fucking good. And I represented the MOC. Well, none of you guys even bothered to show up. I would have loved to have been there. We know the story. Thank you. You got your flowers. This is what I felt like when I was getting out of the car. Do you take this woman to be your bride? Weddings. Why didn't you have to be a wedding?

Hey, Jacques, there's a bouquet up here. I had a hat on, but I took it off because I thought it was too much. Any other takebacks? Apologies? Well, I'll shoot. I'll apologize to Eric Griffin for not going to the wedding. And I called him and FaceTimed him and apologized that way as well. And I love you, bud. And you're a really great friend. And what was the reason? It's just a lot of stuff. I can't even like some stuff. I can't even stay on air. Oh, wow. A lot of secrets. Blake has a lot of secrets suddenly. You guys let us know. Secrets. Let us know. A lot of things. I'm excited to find your secret TikTok account. That's what I'm going to say. It's just feet. It's just like weird shit.

Do you want to take back or apologize? I apologize. That was an apology to me. I was offended. I'd like to shout out all one custom leather again. Absolutely. The guy is going to Instagram. He is just a maverick with his leather work. And if you want to make something that's custom, he does it. Yes. Hence the name. This is a friend that goes way back all the way to elementary school. He's a conquered native. He makes great stuff. I wear my Adam custom leather belt every day. It hasn't even shown one fucking sign of shredding, dude. It's great quality stuff. That's what Kyle wore to a wedding. There's so many pockets. I like that Kyle was ready to... I mean, if you wore that into a bank, security should stop you. People think it's a gun. People

think it's a holster. I see people lock it many times. I'm like, no, no, it's just holding my iPad. We're not at all shitting on all one custom leather here, Kyle. This is an aggressive leather that looks like a holster. It kind of wears it on set. I get like he's a director. He has to have things nearby. His iPad. I've had many of those. I get it. I get it. To a wedding, it is a absolutely hilarious thing to wear to the wedding. And I'm so happy that you did it. I'd like to give you flowers for wearing it. Well, I understand. And I think it's... I understand. How long have you been falconing? I understand that it was probably not the right choice for the wedding, especially when everyone else is dressed so nice. But I also... Bad dates. I also think it's very cool that Der's

brought that up because I need to be checked sometimes. I do need to be checked. I need to be grounded by my homeboys. And I'm just... It's just your fashion choices. It was like when we used to take meetings and you would be like a tank top. There'd be like a hole in the tank top where you're like nipples just hanging out. And you're like... And I'd be like, you know, Kyle, we're like going to a meeting like with... It's ABC Family. Exactly. Maybe we just put something where your armpit hair isn't coming out the sides. And you'd be pretty offended by that. My chest hair would come out the top. I'm like, your armpit hair is like oozing coming out the front like you were a Nickelodeon character. Yeah. I mean, having said that, no regrets with everything I've put

on my body ever because I rule. Yeah, true. Back forward 2000 and early to all this shit. You watch people wearing leather bags to weddings and... I remember that near future. All right. Cut to commercial. Cut to the end. This is the end. Anyone else take back apologies? Dead ringers? I had a dead ringer. Yeah, a dead ringer in Indiana Jones. It was a trip. And shout out to the guy who played Waymond in Everywhere All At Once, whatever. Goonies from Goonies. He's short round and from Goonies. And his voice is iconic. As soon as you hear him talk, you're like, holy fuck. It's short round and data. Yes. Dude's a legend. I love it. I love it. What do we got to see? Oh, yeah. Got to see that movie. We got to know from our producer data.

Yes. Thank you. Okay. Let's stop playing the Indiana Jones music. Kyle, Kyle, take the ending. Take the ending, Kyle. Take the ending, Kyle. Come on. Do something. What up? Do something cool for the ending. Kyle, do something cool for the ending. Oh, listen, this has been another production of I Heart Radio coming to you strong and in surround sound. So if you. All right. I love it. Really good. Really good. Bye, bitch. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on I Heart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain

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