This Is Important - Ep 94: You’ve Been Way-O’d!

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Drinking, margarita mix, pickle ball, fishing, disposable cameras, the Slim Shady music video, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
Starting point is 00:01:39 what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important? Hey, you're never gonna believe what just happened in the bathroom. I blew Blake, dude, as a prank. Well done, I actually follow you on Instagram, and I saw the fish you reeled in. Fuck it, throw that shit, and take a picture now. I actually think all of the talk that we've done is riveting, and we make great radio. Buckle up. Wow. Yes. Come in hard, just come in saying beer, hella hard. Loose. I am, uh, what's up? I'm like, I'm trying to go sober right now. I'm going sober for
Starting point is 00:02:36 boo. For two weeks. Yeah, me too. Me too. What are you drinking? That glass looks huge. There's just a lower to margarita. It's a toilet I found. This is actually a margarita. Yeah. It looks like it's a urine and ice. Wow. I thought it was a straight glass going down from that thickness. I was like, Jesus Christ, Jersey. No, no, it's a margarita glass that I got from Isaac Horn, our manager for my wedding. Wow. Oh, wow. That was cool. Nice. I don't think he got me anything. Yeah, I doubt it. I doubt it. Zero consistency from that man. Don't think he got me anything. Sometimes you remember, sometimes you forget. Oh, I got to get you something too. I got, you just reminded me I got to get you something out of my bad. No, I know what I'm
Starting point is 00:03:24 getting you. I know what I'm getting you, so it's all good. Oh, sure. Yeah, but am I going to say but you're going sober? Well, you said two weeks. Why two weeks? Not telling. He's not telling. He's not telling. Actually, don't tell. So I won't remember, right? That's why you're not telling. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, I have a plan, but I'm not going to tell you. Otherwise, not a good gift. What's up with two weeks? Well, what this plan is failing. It's been six months. This plan is talk to me. Why are you going sober? Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Just because the did you do acid again? No, I didn't do any acid. It was just like, I drank for 10 straight days. So I people were here. Fourth of July, baby. Yeah, people come in town. And then I think
Starting point is 00:04:04 they owe two groups of people coming in town and they overlap to groups of people overlapped. And so it was every day was just a fucking banger. And just need to find some other stuff to do. Kyle. See, that's what I was thinking. That's me and Chloe had like a real conversation where like, we also just need to have other hobbies, like other things that with our groups of friends would like to go do. But then we like to do those other things, but then also drink while we're doing them. You know what I mean? So right now I'm doing a two week cleanse my body. I'm just chugging a lot of coffee. Okay, two weeks, 10 days, 10 days to two weeks to somewhere around, somewhere around seven to 10 to 12 to six hours. I might honestly, it might be more like
Starting point is 00:04:48 10 days, but right. You really think you won't be able to go 14 days? It is tough. I mean, I'll throw down the gauntlet. That's kind of wild. I'll tell you right now, if you can do 14, you can do 30. If you can do 30 to play. I don't want to. That's exactly what I'm just trying to it's it's not about the the drinking because I love drinking. It's about the fact that I collected. It's just a vanity play for me. I love the drink. The drinking is great. But is there what about just having like, you know, a beer different? Yeah, about just having a beer? No, but that's no fun. I'm with dirt here. I'm not. So you can't stop. You can't stop. Fuck it. No, I'm not a like, I don't have one drink a night. Like I'll go several days without drinking, but I
Starting point is 00:05:33 don't like to just have like one or two drinks at night. I'll go several days without drinking. I prefer that when I am drinking, I prefer to get drunk because that's the that's what you want to do. That's the cool thing. No, I completely agree. Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. What do we think is more dangerous? People who take the edge off every night with three drinks or someone who drinks on the weekend and has eight to nine drinks? What are we saying? More drinks or like, or 18 beers? What's more dangerous or 18 but like nine drinks on a Saturday, Friday and a Saturday or three drinks every night? I don't know. Like dangerous for your health or like dangerous as like he might shank you or something? He might get in a fight. By the way, I'm asking for a friend. It's science.
Starting point is 00:06:20 As he lifts a scorpion bowl into frame. I thought it was a fish bowl for a second. I'm like, oh, that was perfectly fine. Why is there fire in the middle of your drink? What the fuck? I'm saying three nights, three drinks every night or nine on a Friday and Saturday and I'm asking for a help. I mean a friend. I'm not made. I'm asking for help. I kind of think the nine on the weekends, you're probably that mentality, you're probably going to get into some more stupid shit after the nine. You know what I mean? Because you're going for it. Yeah. But if you got to take the edge off of every day, smoke weed. Okay. Well, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. But that's not on the table here, Kyle. So that is a different conversation. That's a different conversation here.
Starting point is 00:07:03 This is for the alcoholics in the room. I know. I'm coming back. I'm putting myself back there. It's like eight years ago. Mentally. Look, we're dealing with our problem. We'll get to your problem. Mentally, I'm 30. Okay. Here we are. I'm 29. I'm 28. I'm 28. Here we go. Thank you. I think you got a, I don't know what you take the edge off every day. Why is that dangerous? Three drinks a day? Your mentality is that you got to like take the edge off of every day of your life, as opposed to like, man, the weekends here, let's do this. Yeah. But that seems to be more balanced to me than the nine or the, what will probably be like 12 on the weekends when you go deep. Arbitrarily, they are both just patterns. One is one on the week. True. One is the weekend and one is week
Starting point is 00:07:49 by every day. You are asking me for my opinion and I'm giving it to you. Yeah. This is getting charged. Okay. I don't like this. But what I'm saying is that your arguments invalid because you're like, one seems like it's more or something than the other, but they're both just patterns. Right. But I'm saying what I think is more dangerous is the weekend bender and the clean on the day. I think so. Even though there's more drinks per week for the three per night, there's 21 drinks if you're doing three. Yeah. Because at that point, it's in your system. You're always constantly dealing with it. I would say I also agree that how I drink is probably the more dangerous way of drinking because if you drink
Starting point is 00:08:33 two or three drinks in a night and you go to pick up all of your children from preschool and you drive them home, then you're not really endangering them. Three drinks a night, pick them up at kindergarten. Yeah. Yeah. What's happening? What's your timeline? What's the timeline here? Okay. Well, you pick up your kids from wherever they go. Why did you have three drinks at night and then pick them up at kindergarten? What were the three drinks you had? Maybe it's a night school for them too. I'm not sure. You go pick them up from a sleepover or something. You know I'm a vampire. Wait. During the week, I can't wait for you to have kids. When Adam has kids, he's gonna be like, honey, I can't drive the
Starting point is 00:09:18 kids to school tonight because I'm drunk and she's like, it's in nine hours, Adam. Okay, fair enough. No, I'm not gonna be good. Fair enough. I'm not gonna be okay. You can do things is what I'm saying. You can be a responsible adult. You have nine drinks. You're not being a responsible adult on a weekend. No, I'm telling you right now, I can't get the kids. Okay, well, I gotta tell you right now. It's nine hours from now. By the way, I'm not doing nine drinks on a Friday or Saturday. Pussy, okay. Okay. I'm saying I'm not doing that. Okay. No one said you were. These are hypotheticals, baby. 12 to 22. Jesus. But I'm wondering if it's the weekend warrior
Starting point is 00:10:03 or the slow death of a thousand cuts. I call drinks cuts. Cups. Cups. Death of a thousand. Death of a thousand cups. I don't know. Yes, points. That's very good. By the way, a shout out to any fraternity out there who gets a thousand cups and fills them halfway and drinks them all. It's called the death of a thousand cups. Send the viral video our way. All right. We're doing it. That's what we're doing on the live show. That's like Spartan Club. Get your 30 bros together and drink a thousand half cups of course. Wait, what was it? The Spartan Club? What's the one where you take a like a drink every minute or whatever? 100 shots of beer? Yeah, the Century Club.
Starting point is 00:10:44 But what did you think it was called? You fucking idiot. No, you were thinking of 300. You were thinking of 300. No, I was thinking of USC. No, Kyle's math is so correct. He's like, you were thinking of the movie 300. What you're thinking of? They're kind of like Spartans. Yeah. No, because this was a game that your brother played. Yeah, yeah, this was a game. Adam Nujek played a lot of these drinking games. And he would dress as the guy from 300 a lot. They all would. Yes, and they would have like drinking nights. No, he would dress as the guy from 300. Gerard Butler. They would draw abs on their bellies and they would get 300 beers and the goal was to kick bald people into pits.
Starting point is 00:11:26 No, no, you get a gang of your homies to like try and finish 300 beers while you're watching the movie. That's the idea. In like in 84 minutes. I remember we always tried to play like a little too cool. Like we were like, Oh, kind of make fun of that. But then as we were doing it, we always had a fucking absolute blast doing. Yeah. Yeah. And you find the respect for the people who could pull it off. We're like, we don't need a game to drink. We can just drink and talk with each other and have fun. And then as soon as someone starts to play a game, I was like, I don't want to play this dumb game. And then as soon as you start to do it, you're after you drink 14 beers in six minutes, you're you're all in. Yeah, that game wrong. The respect that you find during a game
Starting point is 00:12:07 of Edward 40 hands, for example, is just you look at your forefathers and you say, wow, we walk on their shoulders. Hey, 40 hands for father. Hey, all gave some some gave all that's what I'm saying Edward 40 hands. Bring your a game. I mean, is it stopping at nine beers on the weekend? No, it's not stopping at nine drinks. It never stopped it. Nine beers is like very nine beers. It never stopped at nine and kindergarten. That's impossible. What do you mean? What time are you? What time are you starting to drink? I'm just saying like if you're a weekend warrior and you're actually going for it on the weekend, you're like, fucking Friday's my night, Saturday is it and Sunday is my fucking also shit. Then you're definitely getting like,
Starting point is 00:12:51 do you want to you want to ask someone you could ask Blake or me, we keep talking in a hypothetical. Is this almost heated up already? Well, Adam just chunked out because it's so heated. I don't think you're stopping at nine. I don't think you're stopping at nine. No, here's the stipulation. You're stopping at nine. If you start drinking at nine o'clock at night. No, none. Eight o'clock you're having three beers an hour, maybe four beers an hour. Someone flies a shot by maybe you have to do that shot. I think what we're saying is you're you drink three drinks every night to take the edge off or you're getting blackout on the weekend, like Friday and Saturday or like you're not even saying you're getting blackout. I'm just saying you're like, you're
Starting point is 00:13:30 having a nice steady three hour hammer. Okay. Well, how do you have a three hour hammer? I don't know that it stops like that. I just don't know that that's a is that a thing you're actually stopping at nine or are you just making bigger drinks? Look at your drink. No, you're the mix is getting a little less like we're talking about our drinking habits. Is that what we're talking about right now? Yeah, my small toilet with ice in it. Yeah. That is that's a who is that the is that the wolf tequila again? No, it's actually kind of a it's an inside joke. It's pretty funny guys. Okay, I can't wait. Years ago, I had people at like a housewarming party like first got my house. I think you guys were probably there. Yeah, we were working the party. No, no, no, you were there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And I bought a bottle of this. It's like pre mixed margarita. And my homies straight clown me they're like, you can't just make margarita on your own. It's just tequila, soda, some lime, whatever. And I was like, no, I'm white trash. And I got this from like a Walgreens. Yeah. And so they came over today. And I had to pick up a bottle of this to be like, Hey, welcome to the new crib. Let's let's pop pop open some pre mixed gas station margarita. Yeah, I don't you can make them with just ingredients. I thought you had to have the mix to make margarita. See, this is why I need you guys in my life. Because my other homies are like a little more cultured a little more this yuck dude. Yeah, but I got my I got my Ozark bros here. Yeah, I'm like, I thought you had to
Starting point is 00:15:00 have the margarita mix. I wouldn't know where to start. Adam's been known to have a curly fry as a garnish. And I love that about this dude. Come on, man. Seriously, though, what is it? It's what is a non mixed to key? What is it called margarita? You just have like tequila, you mix with maybe a little soda and then some lime juice. It's just lime juice, huh? And that's a margarita some on control. That seems like it's not even close to sugary enough to be called a margarita. Exactly. That's exactly. You're talking about the triple sec. This has like triple second. Okay. But if you so I learned this when I was in Mexico filming, do you guys know what a skinny margarita is? It sounds like you just described it. It's that. Yeah, they just put less of the syrup in. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:15:42 right. Yeah, I thought it was a brand and I was thinking of skinny girl shout outs and send us some money. It is a brand. Blake, are you kidding? We got a weekend warrior on our hand. Sorry, bro. I'm coming off a long drive. Yeah, you just drove the five playboy. What the fuck? Still feel like you're moving. What's your drink of choice on that drive? Do for loco. Come on, man. Originally, you have to have the energy to make it down the grapevine for sure to make it down because if you do a monster energy drink, you might freestyle wrap the entire way. You got to make it down. That's true. Yeah. No, I did a little red bull doggy sugar free red fool. A red bull. A red bull. Dude, we're coming on fire right now. Yeah, this is a fire ass pod.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Did you say coming? Wait, did you say coming? Coming on fire? It's a bagel. Oh my god. It's a bagel. It's the best. It's a freaking best. Bro, fire ass pod, fire ass pod. That's something. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the
Starting point is 00:17:28 planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Starting point is 00:18:18 I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgerton story, you're in the right place. It's me, Gabby Collins. Come with me, because on Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgerton prequel. Listen to the leaps executive
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Starting point is 00:19:55 you know, I hate to go back to this well that we keep diving back into, but I saw some photos of a pickleball over there at the New Check residence. Oh, yeah. And it looked like Blake was getting schooled. Well, it's his first game. It's his first game. That was his first one-on-one match. I know, but I know, but he was playing you. I'll let Kyle tell his truth if he wants, and then we could get into the nitty-gritty. Wow. Sure. Sure. Yeah. My truth is the truth. You want to just say the one-on-one game, right? That sounds like he thinks you're lying. No, you were good, Blake. Blake was good. For the first time there, he really latched on to the rules. I was surprised at how strategic you were. It was cute, Blake. Like how quickly you understood
Starting point is 00:20:37 the rules and how quickly you understood how to play. Because you think there's nine rules. Let's dive in here so you think that Blake is dumb. Well, no, I was reminded of his true athleticism. You know, I think of him as a theater nerd. I think of him as a theater major. I forget. And I make fun of him when he's in on the sport. It's well-documented that he's a natural specimen. I do forget that Blake was a theater major from Long Beach. I do forget that sometimes. And then when you get him on the court, we used to play sports all the time. I haven't done that in a while, and now it's like, bro, he's in it. But have you seen this guy's bod? I mean, it's... I know. We're skipping. We're jumping headlines here. Of course. But you can have like, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:17 that can all be like, what's it called? Vanity. It's vanity muscles. It's a lot of vanity muscles. By the way, is this... You go, it could be muscles. It's just the looks. He could be a scarecrow. Is it like the arms and the crowns? You know how your shoulders get super pointy, right? Look at this, like, look how strong I am, bro. Batman. You know, he could be wearing the Legion of Doom shoulder pads. He could be the fifth member of Guar. I don't know. What you did? You did, you had me on my heels on that game. You did take the lead for about two or three points, and you got fucking shook once the cameras came out. Okay, here's his truth. Okay, so you want to know the... And I'm sorry, TII Nation, that we're talking about pickleball
Starting point is 00:22:07 game, but maybe this... I'm gonna go for five minutes. Maybe when this closes the chat. I'm sorry that we keep saying his truth, because nothing bothers me more. So you're saying he's lying. No. When someone says that's their truth, you're going like, well, this person is a liar. That's a lie. It's a nice way of saying that's a lie. Kind of, right? Well, no, not necessarily. No, it's how he saw that game. Perspective. Perspective is a better... It's his truth. So my perspective. Yeah, that's the better way. Yes, your perspective. That's a better descriptor. Is this like the Rashomon of pickleball?
Starting point is 00:22:42 A little bit. Yeah, we're going to play it back. Okay, so what's the score here? Who won? Who won the game? Kyle won the game. I won the game. Okay, who won the war? And there was actually an asterisk. Oh, yeah, because I was giving two serves in asterisk. Well, that's such a minor detail, but... I gave him two fucking serves, the whole game, and then he decided to like... Okay, go ahead. Tell your shit. What do you got? Oh, shit. Because we were really playing. So we played a couple. We played like... Tell your truth, Blake. Sipping tea with Adam D.
Starting point is 00:23:12 So I, you know, we played three games of doubles. It was like me and my pal, Adam, versus Kyle and Teddy, friend of the pod, Leatherman, Adam. The Leatherboy. Say their full names and addresses. Teddy Spencer, Adam O'Wan, Adam O'Wan, Custom Leather. Look about getting a belt. Get your Custom Leather goods. Get the Mercs. And Adam and I never won a game against Kyle and Teddy, but then before I... Seems like you guys are just going to be the worst team. Kyle and Teddy are way bigger than both of you guys. And I'm assuming... A lot of ways, man.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Teddy also seems like a guy that might have also gotten deep into pickleball. Right. Well, yeah, Teddy and I play like a lot. How's Teddy's body? Teddy's body's good. Really tight. I bet it is. I'll say this about Adam O'Wan and myself. We are finesse people. We have touch. Kyle and Teddy are like bruisers. They're like clunky, man. Like Adam and I were made to be good at this game. And this is our first time playing and we were kind of talking shit.
Starting point is 00:24:08 So we're like, we can beat you right out the gate. You guys did great. And I will say you, especially Awan. Shout out to Awan, Custom Leather, bro. Get your Custom Leather goods. Like he was running. He was running. Pickleball. What is it? A mallet? A racket? Oh, man. You gotta start making holsters. You should have heard Kyle's fucking pickleball trash talk.
Starting point is 00:24:29 He was kind of pissing me off. Like when I first rolled up, I get the racket. I'm like, there's no thing that goes to your wrist that attaches to your wrist. What is this, Nintendo Wii? A Wii controller? I did. Yeah. And Kyle's like, what is this a Wii? I'm like, bro, they're on racquetball rackets as well. Like it's just something that should be on this type of racket because you're swinging it and you might let it go into like a child's face or something. It's crazy. I didn't even know that was trash talk.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I was just fucking saying it. Does your child have a face? Adam and I lost. Was it a three? Did we go three? I think you guys maybe won one because we went three. I think you guys won the second game. I don't know about what we did. I don't think we did. I think we just ran it back.
Starting point is 00:25:11 But then I'm like, okay, Kyle, let me play a one on one game because I want to experience pickleball and it's like raw form of one on one. It's a hard sport at that point. And we were, you know, we were going back and forth and the tide started to turn where I... I got tired. He got tired and I took the lead.
Starting point is 00:25:32 But also that is how Blake would beat you just with the athleticism. Yes. Playing enough games. Conditioning. Conditioning. Conditioning, yes. Endurance. Yes. I was really huffing. I was huffing and puffing out there.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Like it was because we were running back and forth. It's just a lot of running. Literally the little bit I saw, I was like, I can't do this. My knees would explode. Just watching like the few moves that I saw from that very short clip. A lot of ladders. Because by the way, out of all the pickleball we've talked, I haven't bothered to look it up one time.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Yes. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yes, I haven't looked at a YouTube video. I don't really know. I can imagine it. But I didn't realize it would be that much starting and stopping because... That's a little bit because I'm not great at the game yet.
Starting point is 00:26:14 And I don't know to like not run as much. But I also kind of wanted to run my natural athletic instinct. I want to move. I want to go. All right. Yeah. You can make up for it by running. Yeah, but like playing smartly.
Starting point is 00:26:27 So like you're having the other person run. Yeah. So I could do it without my knees not exploding. Because it looks... Here's what I play my buddy's dad. And I've said this before. One-on-one, like probably once a week. What's his full name and address, please?
Starting point is 00:26:39 Well, he's, you call him Spank, all right? No, okay. I've never heard him call that. And by the way, this is a whole other thing about why I love being part of your guy's world. Because everyone I grew up with was Mr. and Mrs. and this is a guy named Spank. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I love it. It's cool. It's different. It's fun. Yeah. No, but he's like 70 years old and I have not beat him once. And I've played him. Is he wearing sleeves?
Starting point is 00:27:04 I don't know. But also, is this guy conditioned? Is he like a, is Spank like kind of a jock or... Yeah. He used to be like almost an Olympic fencer. Yes. Oh, okay. So he's got footwork.
Starting point is 00:27:15 He's got that footwork down. And he played tennis. He's a tennis. He knows tennis. So if you know tennis, you're like, you're doing your... You're halfway there. Yeah. Oh, six years.
Starting point is 00:27:25 My face is an awesome face. Bro, are your pecs, have you been working out your pecs? Damn, look at those pecs, dude. Damn, bro. Those things are pointing through the roof. Damn. By the way, if I freeze like this... Can I tell my truth or what?
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah, go ahead. Please. I thought you did. I wasn't there yet. So I got Kyle to game point. I was up. It was 10-8. All you have to do is get to 11.
Starting point is 00:27:50 That's right. Do you got to win by two? Yes, you do. Blake, I want you to know this story is worse than any luggage talk we've ever done. Ever. In tech talk. Any other talk that we've done.
Starting point is 00:27:59 This is just as bad. I actually think all of the talk that we've done is riveting and we make great radio. No, sir, I don't like it. Blake, your truth? I'm just saying, don't shit on luggage talk. Next time we want to talk about luggage. Fair, fair.
Starting point is 00:28:11 It's 10-8 and Kyle's back is to the fuck. I'm about to beat Kyle. Yeah. I'm about to beat Kyle. This is my first time ever playing pickleball. This dude has invested his whole adult life into it. I'm up. I'm up.
Starting point is 00:28:26 That's true. That's true. Dude, Kyle starts to be like, you know, I can tell he's like sad. Like he's going to be really, really fucking sad if I beat him. Like it's at his house. Kyle would be a little sad. It's at his house.
Starting point is 00:28:42 He's invested about 14 pod episodes into it. If I came in here and I was like, I played Kyle and I just beat his ass. Smoked right. Yeah. Wait, are you going to take your truth where I think you're going to take it? What the fuck are you setting up for, bitch?
Starting point is 00:28:58 No, I will say let him speak his truth. What is it? I didn't let off the gas. I did not play harder. But in my mind, I was like, man, it's really going to hurt my homies feelings if I beat him right here right now on the home court. So you think subconsciously you maybe flicked the wrist
Starting point is 00:29:14 the wrong way once or twice. Flicked the wrist. I love that you think like, yeah, what are you saying? You did actually do something that is the asterisk that I was talking about because on day one of pickleball, I always let people fucking serve twice because it's hard to serve. So if you miss it, you get a second chance. You get a mulligan, you know?
Starting point is 00:29:32 And this was Blake's first day on the pickleball court. So he was serving double every time he missed. I would let him do that. Not on a solo game. On the solo game, we did until the moment when you got close to beating and you were like, nah, fuck that. And I was like, I wanted to win. And I was like, OK, OK.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And then you mulligan. And then I fucking stomped your ass. Hot, hot, hot, hot. And then I charged and I fucking stomped your ass, you know? Like, you know? Did you send it? I guarantee you get me back on that court. I'm coming away three, three, three games to oh.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Hey, Blake, the way you put it, the confidence behind your voice. I'm betting on you, my man. Yeah, give yourself some theme music. Give yourself something. If you get me on that court. One more time. I'm sure you definitely didn't understand that. My friends just visited and they had a medal away back.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Have you guys seen these? Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Go ahead, yes. A medal? What is it now? A medal rolling suitcase. A medal rolling suitcase.
Starting point is 00:30:34 It was beautiful. It's by a way. I think it's relatively priced. Did you? I'll tell you this. I don't know what it's priced, but I guarantee you it's a steal. Oh, man. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Okay. Hold on. I'm looking for it, man. Hit me? Points, points, points. All right. We can. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:30:50 I think pickleball is awesome. We could put it to bed after that. Yeah. I mean, then I'm down to put some money on our next game. Well, I like that. Hey, Blake, I love, I love betting like that. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I love your ball. I like that shit. I love betting like that shit, bro. I feel good like that shit. I love it. I love your guys' love for this game that I've yet to play or even look up. Of course.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Or we should start a professional team. Yeah. Right? No doubt. Well, also, if we play two on two doubles ever, I got Blake, and we'll whoop your ass for a hefty sum. That's actually what I haven't thought about, is we should combine our powers.
Starting point is 00:31:26 What are you saying? You and Blake versus me and Adam? Yeah, and we'll whoop your ass for a hefty sum. Well, we did. You guys are the only two that have played. I'm the one with bad knees who can't move laterally. So I don't know. I'll have Adam play the net.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Is that how it works? Is there like one up front, one on the back? You can do that. You can play that. You can play that. But all I know is me and Blake will whoop your ass for a hefty sum. We're going to whoop your ass. You want to go mid-west versus the bay?
Starting point is 00:31:51 And you know what? And I'm going to guarantee the three we're going to meet you a few times. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Hey, and thank you for putting it so clearly. Yeah, thank you. We're going to meet you a few times.
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Starting point is 00:35:43 You guys think that fish I caught? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was a big bitch, wasn't it? It was huge, dude. What the frickin' hell happened? That's a huge fish. That's a huge fish.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I went out with my buddy, Jason, came down to visit and was like, dude, let's go fishing. So I got a little tourist charter company to take us out. And this dude, Austin, took us out. The Red Drums, they normally are like, I mean, that's the name of the fish. You could be, yeah, it's a fish. And 15 or 20 pounds would be a big one.
Starting point is 00:36:16 This motherfucker was like 40, 45 pounds. And then what do you, is this a tossback or is this a cook it up? Yeah, we tossed it back. I'm sure we could have kept it, but... Did you kiss it? We were like, I'll see you around. Yeah, what'd you do?
Starting point is 00:36:28 Did I kiss that one? No, I didn't kiss that one. That's like as heavy as my three-year-old. Yeah, dude, that's wild. That's huge. It was just as wild. It was just as wild. And his head was gigantic.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Yeah, it looked terrifying. It was cool because that was like, we went out and we caught those right away. And then when we went back into town, I was so excited and I post it. And then every restaurant and bar we would go into, like a bartender would give me like a, that's a great fish compliment.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Mm-hmm, really? And that's the best feeling in the world is to get great fish compliments. Is it? You have found that that's the greatest compliment you can get. How did they see it? On Instagram.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I know, but did the charter repost it? Or does everyone in that town follow you? Oh yeah, I'm assuming all these people follow me. Yeah, on Instagram. That's kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah. Yeah, and everybody's on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:37:14 It wasn't old bartenders, it was, you know, it was people our age or younger. Well done. Well done, Tommy. Well done. I actually follow you on Instagram and I saw the fish you really did. It was a crazy move to post that to your grid
Starting point is 00:37:30 and not your story. Yeah. I can't believe you hard posted that. That's cool, bro. Next time maybe put it on a reel. There's a weird science to what you post. I didn't even realize that. It's science.
Starting point is 00:37:43 That there's like to post on story or the grid, but I'm like, this should stay up there, man. I want people to see this fish. Rebs. Yeah. Did anybody like to take a cool Polaroid of you or something? You need a hard copy of that.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Where are we going? I just feel like when you catch a big fish, you got to have a Polaroid of it. That's like, isn't that like tradition? I like this rule. I mean, it's not, no. And Blake, when are you fishing? No, I like this.
Starting point is 00:38:08 It seems like you've never been fishing before. By the way, when I'm speaking up and being like, do you see that huge fish? None of you guys were like, well, is that cool? It seems like we don't have a lot of fishermen in our group. That'll give them hope. Yeah. What's up?
Starting point is 00:38:22 Wait, what's up? Are any of you guys fishermen? I've been fishing. I don't fish. I do not fish, but I've been fishing. I went fishing three years ago, fly fishing. I've been fishing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:32 I've never been fly fishing. Would love to do it. I have done the deep sea halibut thing and the rainbow trout thing. Okay. I think you would love it. It's like the pickleball of fishing. Well, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I think I would like it too. It seems like a lot of work though. It's not. It isn't. No. You put on the cool pants and then you just go. Yes. And then you just fucking catch it.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Get her done. Yeah. Well, that sounds great. The waiters. It's just waiters, right? Yeah. Yeah. Those shits look fucking sick.
Starting point is 00:38:58 It's a good look. Don't you have to like watch out for bears or something? Like, isn't it like a little more deep? It's like a little more deep forest action. Not for me. I don't. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:06 You put on the waiters, you feel like Kanye West in like the fashion world these days. And you catch some fish. OK. I like that. But like I've never been out. You were on the ocean, right? Adam, like sea.
Starting point is 00:39:18 No, we weren't. It was kind of the very opening of the harbor. So we were still like right off the jetties. So we were in the ocean, but not like salt water. OK. Yeah. Not way out there. I don't think I've ever done that.
Starting point is 00:39:30 That's what I've done. I did halibut, like I mentioned. And you know that halibut I believe have have their two eyes on one side of their. Face. Blake Anderson, everyone. Is it real? So they got no eyes because they lay on the ground.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Yes. And their fucking eyes are on one side. That's fucking tight. Is that real? Yes. Yeah. Some fish have two eyes on one side. That's nuts, huh?
Starting point is 00:39:51 Yeah. They live on the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. That is correct. Yeah. They're a flat fish. They're ugly. They're ugly, son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:39:58 But they're good eating. I'll tell you what. Yeah. Halibut, halibut. We got to all get go fishing. That was the joke. Oh, wait. Can I say this joke?
Starting point is 00:40:05 Orange County. Adam, sorry. I just heard Kyle has a joke he wants to get on. Yeah, yeah. So when we went fishing, when we went fishing for halibut, they would say like, hey, so why'd you guys go fishing today? And we'd all have to say, just for the halibut. Yes, points.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Thank you very much. I'll be here. Goodbye. It is. It is. And let's get to another commercial. Wow. The silence there was really, really good, you guys.
Starting point is 00:40:32 You guys must have worked on that. Oh my god. Did you guys get together before the pod and be like, you know what, we're going to let him fall on his face and in front of everybody? I didn't see that. That's weird, because no one saw the punchline coming. Yeah, yeah, definitely saw.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Oh, you did. Oh, you got it. Oh, you got it. Coming down the pipe. Yeah. The pipe or the pike? Pike. Well, a pike is a fish, right?
Starting point is 00:40:57 Oh, god. No, a pike is a type of fish, right? You guys talked about this when I wasn't here. I didn't know this. I fished Adam. Fuck off. Get my Polaroid ready. It doesn't seem like you do, but.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Hey, Blake was rolling around with an old disposable camera when he was at my crib this weekend. That's right. By the way, they're very expensive. Little Kodaks, they're 30 bucks. Those little throwaways. Three zero? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Why? Because they don't make them anymore, I think. But also, it's like anybody who wants to buy this, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, you're like. They don't want to make these anymore. They're like, all right, fine. But it's going to be $30, you douche. And you go, yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I can't wait to see what it costs to develop it. That's what I'm saying. I bet it's a hell of expensive. Well, I bought one, too. I don't remember how much it was. I bought it in Germany. Oh, I wonder if there is a little. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And you got a wine. Was it the waterproof one? Dude, when I went to summer camp, it was like, you knew who was rich based on what kind of disposable camera they had. That's true. I had like the Walgreens, like bullshit ass, whatever. The green, white.
Starting point is 00:42:01 And then some homies had like the waterproof, in-cage Kodak where you're like. The plastic covering. Huh? Whoa. Dude, I don't even know that that's something that's real. Right. None of my friends had any money.
Starting point is 00:42:12 So I never even saw that. Dude, yours can go under water. If my pockets get wet and my camera's in there, it fucks. So crazy. So just. Yeah, that's crazy. And that was no one had a phone. No flash.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Just that was. And everyone had one of those. Like everyone had a party. There was just like 40 of those around. Right. Yeah, it was crazy. I've been to a wedding within the last 10 years where like, they just had a gang of those around for people to like grab
Starting point is 00:42:38 and take pictures. Yeah. Which seems like a good idea if you have the right crowd and a horrible idea if everyone in your wedding party's just like, I'm going to take 10 pictures of my nipples right now in the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah, that was the wedding that I just spent my buddy Zach's wedding that I went to a few weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:42:57 They had one a Polaroid. And so then you would see him at the end of the night and it was just a ton of buttholes. Right, right, right. Like a lot. Oh, really? A lot of men's. I'm assuming men's buttholes.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Don't assume. Type one buttholes. You got to charge the flash for those pictures. Yeah, it was like buttholes and nut sacks and a lot of like man ginas. Your boobs are huge. Kind of cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. You never know what you're going to get.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Yeah. Well, that's the other thing. No, you know you're going to get some buttholes. Charge the flash, take it down there. You never know what you're going to get. I kind of know you're going to get some buttholes. You know exactly what you're going to get. Buttholes.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Dirty pictures of buttholes. Yes, the degree of blurriness is going to vary on each butthole. But you know what? I wonder if it was like two, if two dude friends going into the bathroom stall together being like, this is going to be so hilarious, dude. You hold this camera, I spread my ass cheeks. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I wonder what that conversation was like. Because that was exactly like you just had it. Yeah. You just did it. That's weird. That's a weird moment with two friends. Hey, kiss me on this next one, dude. This is going to be so funny.
Starting point is 00:44:09 You're just alone in a bathroom together while your friend is spreading his ass cheeks. Pull my pants down for me. Pull my pants down real quick. Dude. Okay. I'm holding two drinks. Pull my pants down real quick.
Starting point is 00:44:19 I'm going to squeeze my nutsack and make it look like a brain. Yeah. Okay. All right. Either at your ankles. Oh, what is that? A boner? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Dude, take my photo. Let's take a picture of it better. Yeah. Kiss it. Very shaggy, dude. Oh, and then I'll take a picture. I'll do a selfie with it. Dude, take a picture of your boner.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Dude, I'll do it. 69, dude. I'll do a selfie with it. I'm trying to put it all in my mouth. Yeah. That'd be funny. Yeah. But like, no, like a picture of that.
Starting point is 00:44:45 You got to take a picture of that. Yeah. It's for their wedding. You'll be funny, I should. Yeah, we're celebrating. All right, dude, for their wedding. Show how much we love that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Dude, fuck it. Throat that shit and take a picture now. Dude, hold on. I got to wind it up. It's still winding. What does that mean? Oh, it's not a picture. There's no more pictures.
Starting point is 00:45:05 You did all that for nothing. Oh, fuck. No, real quick. Take a picture of your teeth mowing my pubes. Go for it. Take a picture. Take a picture. Take a picture.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Oh, there's no more. I'll just do it. I'll just do it. There's no more pictures, but I'll just do it. Actually, all right. Go get a champagne bottle. You shove that up your ass. That's my dick.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Wait, we're out of pictures. I know, but still pretty funny. It's OK. It'll be so funny, dude. It'll be so funny. Just do it. Maybe we keep it a secret. Dude, it's our secret.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Maybe no picture, and we don't tell anyone. It's our funny secret. It's our funny secret, dude. You're being punked. Dude, I got you. Wait, I'm being punked, but you're blowing me. All right, fuck it. I'm punking myself.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Bend over. Hey, you're never going to believe what you just happened in the bathroom. I blew Blake, dude, as a prank. Isn't that good? Isn't that fucking hilarious? I'm in the back like, kid. We were looking for you guys for 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:46:02 You have the rings. Wait. Oh, fuck, oh, hot, hot, hot, hot. Actually, you're not going to be able to get that back for a few hours. I don't want to know. The ring is gone. Sorry, the ring is gone.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Where is it? Let's just say it came off. Where could it have gone? Adam Devine presents. Wee-oh. You've been out. Wee-oh. You've been Wee-oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Oh, my God. That's good. Dude, I would host that. I would host a show called Wee-oh. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wee-oh, where you probably, you hook up with your friend. You've wanted to fuck for years,
Starting point is 00:46:49 but it's got to be under the pretense. It's harder than that. It doesn't need to just be friends. Okay, but maybe episode one. Yeah, hey, it's his name. I mean, that's the potatoes of the show, for sure, but. Me too. But there's, you know,
Starting point is 00:47:07 it's a Wee-oh could go a lot in different ways. It's also basically a fail, it's a failed video, you know. Okay, now look at the camera and say, we've been Wee-ohed. Wee-oh. Wee-oh. Wee-oh. Wee-oh.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Wee-oh. You know, I really like it. Season three people are going to be like, I really liked it. Like, obviously the main potatoes is friends. Fuck you, not their friends. That's right. Friends, finally fucking friends.
Starting point is 00:47:34 But I also kind of like it when a grandma falls down a stair. Yeah, that was pretty Wee-oh. Yeah, that's also pretty Wee-oh. Trying to fuck her longtime friend. Am I on Wee-oh right now? Dude, am I on Wee-oh? Wait a second. Am I on Wee-oh?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Am I on Wee-oh right now? No, by the way, a huge let down. You blow your friend being like, cameras are coming out. They're being mad at him. I'm Wee-ohed. Go, bro. You take the load, he's like, what? You're going, I'm not at Wee-oh?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Dude, I'm being Wee-ohed. I know I am. Where are the cameras? I'm being Wee-ohed. What are you talking about? I love you. Yeah, no, I just figured, I love you. Hey, I love you too.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Let's go back to the wedding. I'm holding the rings. Like a love in like a Wee-oh. Yeah, like a Wee-oh kind of a way, you know? I love you, no Wee-oh. I love you, no Wee-oh. Yeah, no, I love you too. I just, we got to go back to the wedding.
Starting point is 00:48:26 We got to go. I have to give them the rings. I wouldn't have done that. I thought I was on Wee-oh. They might, my kids are, my kids are cutting the cake. I got to go. Dude, this is your wedding. Exactly, I got to go.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I know, I'm up. Jesus. That's why I thought I was on Wee-oh. I'm up, bro. Wait a second, wait a second. Are you going to, is it Wee-oh as soon as I get out there? It's not. Wee-oh is not, it's not Wee-oh.
Starting point is 00:48:51 All right, well then, I'm going to take a shit. I'm going to take a shit. If you weren't mind getting out of here, I really tried to take a shit. By the way, I thought this bit couldn't get worse. It got worse. All right, we'll get out of here. I got to take a shit.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Yeah, no, I know. I could, I could, you farted. I need primacy. I could smell that. I could tell you've been farting the whole time. Yeah. I need privacy right now. I ate some weird stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:14 You're farting the whole, the whole time. Okay, I got to take a shit. I need privacy. Okay, cool, cool. I need privacy to get the fuck out of it. Leave the Kodak. Leave the Kodak. But then, right, right as he walks out of the bathroom stall.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I'm going to get back to my wedding. Right after he walks out of the bathroom stall, it's just that you see a friend holding up a camera over at the bathroom stall. And then he goes, Wee-oh, digital. And that's our digital wing. Of course, yeah. Oh, this is it.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Yeah, they ate the Instagram account. And at the end of Wee-oh, the show, it's like you two can be part of the Wee-oh family. Send this P.O. box like 20 bucks. We send you a camera and you go to your college campus and it's a pyramid scheme. It really builds itself Wee-oh. Yeah, you get three people to work under you.
Starting point is 00:49:59 They get sick of each. And everybody gets Wee-ohed. Everybody gets Wee-ohed. Dude, I'm actually doing this thing called Wee-ohed right now. I think you'd really like it. Take your pants off real quick. What do you mean? If you get three people to thank your pants off, trust me.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Look, you blow me, then you get three people to blow you. And they have to be close friends. They have to be best friends. And two of them will premiere on Wee-oh Digital. And the guys just like this. Two of them are going to be on Wee-oh Digital. Okay, I get it now. Oh, three friends blow me in?
Starting point is 00:50:36 No doubt. So we're all getting blown by our friends and making money? Wee-oh. That's not a Wee-oh. It's a Wee-oh of life. Okay. No Wee-oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Okay. We're back. What a calm down. Tell me it's time for take-backs. No, not yet. It's got to be time for a commercial. JK, JK, don't cut to one. We're doing a vision.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Cool, brother. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to finish it. That was fun. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Yeah, I haven't seen you since the waiting. That's cool. You went fishing. You got a big one. I saw that. Got a big one. Yeah. Bartenders are like,
Starting point is 00:51:22 Yeah, that was one of the biggest fish I've ever seen. I blow my friends because I'm unhappy. I'm sorry, mama. Oh, here's a weird thing. You're like reading Google News headlines. Here's a weird thing. A woman who weighs 800 pounds. No, Isaac, our manager, called me the other day and was like,
Starting point is 00:51:45 dude, I just got the weirdest call. And he goes, I just got a call from Eminem's manager and the president of Interscope Records for you. What's that guy's name? Who's on the records and stuff? I don't know who he talked to. Isn't he notoriously on the voicemail where they're like, Am, you can't put that on the record, right?
Starting point is 00:52:03 Oh. I think that. No, that's his manager. That's Paul Rosenstein or something like that. But didn't Adam just say Eminem's manager? Yeah, I think so. That's what Isaac called me. Oh, I thought you said you're me and I thought you said, oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:52:16 So he got this phone call, whatever his name was, and they go, yeah, so we just want to connect Adam again with Eminem and Dr. Drex. OK. And Isaac goes, oh, hell yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, Adam Levine. Adam, this is Adam Levine.
Starting point is 00:52:29 No, no, no, no, no. And then he goes, OK, OK, totally. And then Isaac's like, what is this in regards to? And he goes, well, obviously, Adam was in the Slim Shady music video with Dr. Drex. And we want to connect them together because there's a photo out there of a guy that looks kind of like me that's maybe 10 years older than me, where people always send to me going,
Starting point is 00:52:57 dude, is this you? And I think maybe one time I wrote cool flashback photo of me, flashback Friday or some bullshit. That is not me. Oh, is this from like the I'm the real Slim Shady? It's from the MTV or the video when they all look like him. Like movie video awards or something. Where there was a ton of Slim Shadies.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Dude, like at least 30. There was so many Slim Shadies. It was like, who is the real Slim Shady? And you didn't know. You didn't know. They're all wearing white t-shirts. They all got bleach blonde hair. Yeah, and none of them actually stood up.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Do you think those guys stay in touch? Are they still like, dude, did you make it to the reunion last year? Like I couldn't. We just had a kid. Well, I don't know. Part of me was like, Isaac told the truth right away and was just like. I had anal cancer. Couldn't make it.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Oh, no, he wasn't in that. Adam was in like sixth grade. And you're pissed at him? I'm pissed. I would have been like, let's keep this prank going a little bit. And then I could just whip out a camera and said, you've been wailed. I'm pissed. That's a wail, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:58 That's a wail or a drain. You start blowing the drain. Yeah, do you see that? Do you see the photo right there? Yeah. Wail. Hold on. To the right, I'm like touching my chest.
Starting point is 00:54:07 I'm like cupping my titty. Everyone at home, we're looking at the photo right now. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you could find it. Wait, so what was their idea for you? I don't know. And the conversation just stops.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Dr. Dre just wanted to say like, cool. Assuming they want to do like another like little video or sketch or something. Am I crazy? Will you look at all the faces of these guys? Is it a little bit kind of like? What? Like what? Like what?
Starting point is 00:54:33 I'm looking at them sometimes. I'm looking at you. It looks like one dude's about to wail. Did you freeze? Are these dudes like a little too cute? What's going on here? What? Yeah, it looks a little wail.
Starting point is 00:54:44 It looks a little wail. None of these guys are cute. What are you talking about? Suddenly we were talking so much about blowing your friends that now you think all these men are cute. These are not a cute. This isn't a cute batch of men. Yeah, we're on a different track.
Starting point is 00:54:56 We switched over the track over. I see a little Ryan Lochte here. I see a little. Okay, so we know he does it for you. Are you just like, what do you mean by that? You think they're actors? Is that what you're saying? Well, they are.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Well, that there is a casting call for sure. It's a casting call. You don't think they're real deal like Slim Shady fanatics? These are not Slim Shady. No, no, no, no. These are not Eminem. I disagree. I think that they're a little too cute.
Starting point is 00:55:23 A couple of them are die hard. I feel like the true Slim Shady fans are a little grittier. Sure, sure, sure. You are way out of pocket. What I'm saying is these guys look a little boy bandy, then more like into hip hop. Am I correct here? But the whole point is just to have a bunch of extras
Starting point is 00:55:42 and ask them, are you willing to bleach blonde your hair to be in this video? Yeah, this was a visual thing. I know, but look at their faces. Look at their faces. But you don't have to be a fan of Eminem or Dr. Dre to actually be in this picture. I'm going to remind you of that.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You don't have to. They were paid. Oh, that's true. Right. So what are you thinking? Yes. Also, I don't think they're necessarily as sexy as Ders is fine.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Ders is really disappointed. No, I think these people could very easily be Eminem fans. I don't think they're too hot to be Eminem fans or whatever your weird stance. I don't think his crowd was as gully as you thought. I think, what is his album? Carnival? Like circus?
Starting point is 00:56:28 Which one? The Eminem Show? What's he got? Like an album called Circus or some shit? The Eminem Show. The Eminem Show. I don't know. I never.
Starting point is 00:56:35 The Eminem Show. I don't know if I listened to an Eminem album in my life. But I thought you went through a whole phase when we were in workaholics. I thought you fucking were like, OK, I'm listening to every Eminem album to see what I missed and to see if I understand it. And you didn't.
Starting point is 00:56:50 I listened to the Marshall Mathers LP. Right. Right? Right. OK. And that's got like cleaning out my closet. Probably. Seems real.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Yeah. What's the what I would have to see with that is. And then I think maybe I started the one with like the curtains on the front and I was like. That has Stan. That's the Eminem Show. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Like talented rapper, not for me. Marshall Mathers has Stan. It has the real Slim Shady. Those are the two. Yeah. Eminem. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Any takebacks or apologies? I want to apologize to the guys from this from this this shoe, this video, this award show. You're right. I'm sorry. You're not cute. I apologize. I mean, yeah, they're they're totally regular looking.
Starting point is 00:57:35 They could easily be Eminem fans. Derris has a weird stance about Eminem fans. I'd like to I'd like to apologize to you guys for last week because I was very hot and I was like bothered because I didn't have the air conditioning on in my office. And I just tonight figured out how to turn it on. Very good, Kyle. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Oh, so it wasn't anyone's fault. It was you didn't know how to turn it on. It was very ironic in the same episode where I was giving you thermostat advice. VROG. Did you find it? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Well, it was a hidden it was a it's a remote that has a fucking slide down, bro. So it looks like there's like three buttons and then you you know, I'm like, I can't do anything with this. And then you slide down. Isn't that ironic? You slide down the secret window. What was that like?
Starting point is 00:58:25 One more time. Yeah. Do you want to lead apologies? Go for it. Yeah. Glad you figured that out. Thanks, man. I would like to give a special super shout out to Kyle for
Starting point is 00:58:39 showing me the ways of pickleball, baby. Oh, I can't wait to play you. Thanks for running around. Hey, I'm soaring the buns too. So I played I played three more days. Quick question. Did I miss an episode last week? You did.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah, I was an episode. How'd it go? I don't know. Really, really good. Seamless. Yeah. Yeah. It was kind of like an intervention of me.
Starting point is 00:58:58 You'll see. You'll hear it. Yeah, you'll hear it. I won't. I don't listen. Oh, yeah. Well, good. I listened.
Starting point is 00:59:04 I listened every once in a while. You'll hear it. It was good. I think it was good. Good. Yeah, you talked it. I'm sure I'm just I'm wondering. Yeah, you can see it in the comments.
Starting point is 00:59:11 If you if you like it. I don't really have any takebacks or apologies this this step. I feel like I'm standing behind everything that I said this episode. Dude, how's and how's that feel? Pretty good. But you do have a dead ringer.
Starting point is 00:59:23 This guy from the M&M. Yeah. From the M&M. Yeah. Dead ringer is this guy from the doctor. How did we start dead ringer? Oh my God. I got a lot of dead ringers.
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