This Is Important - Ep 98: What Base is Butt Eating?

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

Today, this is what's important:  "Trop House” music, $10,000 liquor, Nancy Reagan's reputation, the new bases, Monte Carlo, RIP Bill Russell, Kyle's Reeses beef, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important. Now that I've eaten your butt, I would love to have a kiss. Hello. Last time I checked, Jesus makes watering the wine. Hello. Yeah, dude. I fucking jack blasted Craig. Have you ever eaten butt to Trop House Music though? Buckle up. Hit it all. Okay. Okay. You're back. Welcome back to This Is Important. This week, we're celebrating Trop House. Tropical House Music. Man. Yeah. I'm very excited. I'm very happy. I just taught

something. I just taught my friends something about music, which I don't know if I've ever done. Mr. Music. Usually they're the ones that tell me about new music. I'm usually pretty bad. I only know bands that were popular between 1994 and 2004. Yeah, true. That was your decade. Adam, you just put me on. Yeah, I just told them about Trop House. Trop House. Trop House. This is tropical house mashup music. That's what we were just playing and the vibe is fucking hell good, dude. So last year, we went to a PGA tournament on Kauai Island here in South Carolina and me and McBride and a bunch of people and we somehow got hooked up with Kygo's manager, manager Miles. Big shout out to manager Miles. Good dude. And he put me on to,

he was like Kygo. I didn't know much about Kygo. I've since now I know more and he was telling me that it's called Trop House Music and evidently Kygo was one of the first people, if not the first people to kind of do this. He's a founder of Trop House. Trop House Music. Wow. So is that, that's kind of the vibe. It's kind of like what W Hotel Lobby just like fucking kicking it. Chill. Yeah, it's like chill. It's your on vacation. You know, it just is kind of like it's it's vacation burn burn. It's slam. What's the word? It's like music for a hotel lobby, right? Like if you're in an elevator, maybe. Is that bad? It can be. Those are vibes. No, no, that's just a vibe that exists. Hello. That's I feel like the most relaxed I ever am is in the

W Hotel Lobby. Really? I hate the W Hotel Lobby. Yeah. I think they're fine if they want to give me some free night somewhere. That's fine. But come on. But you can't deny that W would be playing stuff like that. You know, that is what you're going to be here. Oh, yeah, they they've come around. I won't deny that. I know I can't deny it. I die. You're right. I'm just I'm astonished. You guys don't fuck with the W Hotel Lobby vibe. I'm not on the I love this vibe. I've been listening to like chill music 2022 chill summer. These are the playlists. You know what? I don't like it. It's they play it's a little too loud when you walk into a hotel where the music's just a little too loud already. I go volume. This is gonna be a problem. We're not talking volume. My problem

with W Hotel is if they're fun, if you were going if it's like a bachelor party weekend or something. Yeah. And it's like you're there just to just a party. My life is a bachelor party. 101 bachelor parties. It's just you and and your dudes and it's just you're throwing down. But I my first stand up tour. It's exhausting. You're on the road for like a month straight. You're doing shows every night. You need to get a good night's rest at the end of the night because you're gonna be on a plane the next morning. It's very hectic. Isaac put me up in W hotels. So every night I'm at a W hotel. You can never you turn on a light switch and it'll just be like a neon light that says like party o'clock or whatever it says above your bed and you're just like I can't even see to like

get water in the middle of the night because you flip on light and it'll just be some like ambient glow behind a mirror and you're like well that doesn't help me wash my face in the morning. No I hear that. And that's Adam's major priority is what helps him wash his face. All the body lotion has glitter. All the body lotion has glitter in it. Yeah the body lotion just is covered in glitter. Oh my god. What the fuck bro. I'm sorry. Honey did you go to the strip club? No I swear to god babe. I just put on some body lotion. And then she starts going through your receipts and finds like oh you were at the W. Okay I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay I didn't shoot a set you were at the W. That's a vibe. That's a drop house vibe. Drop house. I'm all about it.

So but they do a thing. The palm tree festival I think it's called. WTF is that. Where they have like a big festival of Kygo performs and then they have like Jimmy Buffett perform and stuff. See now this I'm kind of liking this. Yeah of course. Jimmy Buffett is like one of the best vibes of all time if you're talking Trump. He's the original vibe. He's the original Trump. You're talking Trump vibes. Yeah that's the guy. Does he come out? Do they like do a little set together? That could get pretty crazy. I don't know I've yet I have I've not been to this festival. I've just seen it since now I follow the manager Miles and Kygo now. I am intrigued. Yeah. What's it called palm tree festival? I believe so yeah. I'm intrigued man. We got it we

gotta go. All right yeah I could see Buffett up there. Buffett up there just soaking in the fucking sun. Talking about cheeseburgers in paradise. You know what I mean? Pencil of thin mustache. I got two cheeseburgers in paradise. Not the song. Not the song. That's the song. That's it. And guess where it is. Guess where it takes place. If my guess is Miami. Florida Keys. It takes place in the most drop house place you'll ever. Ozarks. Is it Lake of the Brozarks? It's Florida Keys. Nope. Is it Miami? No it's gotta be somewhere where people. Hawaii? Yeah. Is it in America? Is it in North America? Is it the Bahamas? I don't think so. Okay it's not. So it's Bahamas? Ibiza? He doesn't think so. It's gotta be Ibiza.

But that was a great answer Derz. If this was Family Feud that's. Is it Ibiza? I thought it was Ibiza. Ibiza. Ibiza. Either way it's not there. You want the answer? Okay but it's close? Yeah well yeah just tell us. Give us another hint. Give us another hint. No no don't don't don't too graphically close or like vibe close. Marshalltown, Iowa. Marshalltown, Iowa. Shout out Marshalltown. It's in none other than Croatia baby. Oh wait what just happened? Well see this might be the next one because they had one I swear in Miami. I think they're just doing a different festival every three months or whatever. Dude what is up with Croatia? Can we talk about it please? What do you mean? I have no idea. What is up with it? I got a homie

there right now. What is up with it? It looks so sick. It's supposed to be beautiful. What do you mean what's up with it? Yeah it's supposed to be a beautiful awesome place. Yes it looks gorgeous. I'm just googling it and I'm like getting a boner over here. I don't know anything about it. I've never googled Croatia before. Neither have I. Dude that's why the movie The Crow was so dope because it was based like. Oh no shit. I almost did a pretty bad movie on the sole purpose that I was going to shoot it in Croatia. I was really like no I think maybe we should do this. This place looks insane. Where is this now? Dude I have never looked this place up. It's right by it's bordered by Slovenia and Hungary and Bosnia. Who's Hungary? Wow. I wonder if we could get a deal with the W

hotel like chain to do the podcast live at their exotic locations like Croatia. Do you think they have a Croatia? Happy to be there. W Croatia? Well if I hey W hotels as a brand I hope they do. Yeah they've got reach. I hope they do and you know what I take it back if I'm there just a party if it's to go with you guys and we're just gonna go and we're gonna party we're gonna do the podcast and just have a great time I'm all for the W hotel. I don't need to see how to get dressed in the morning right yeah you know I don't need I don't need light switches to actually turn on the the actual light and not like some inspirational quote on the wall. Wait hold on so this is like a this is an unearthed love for the W that I'm sniffing out right now that you just kind of buried

and was like fuck the dub and then you were like hold up wait I actually did. Well no it was it was the fact it was by the time I got week three in and I'm in a new city in a new hotel every night and you go to turn on a light so you can see what you're doing. Oh I see yeah right right right that'll test you anyways three weeks on the road will test you even if you're staying at the nicest of nights you know you're always moving you got no roots your butt's always on the go. I mean you also don't even want to stay at the nicest of nights on on that kind of grind because you can't really enjoy it so like the dub is a perfect thing where you got all the amenities. Thank you it's got the vibe in the lobby the vibe in the lobby. Thank you that music just loud enough to wake you up

but not so loud. Same volume at 5 a.m. and 5 p.m. you know what I drank I drank last night have you guys ever seen this or had this pappy van winkle excuse me I feel like I have but bourbon bourbon bourbon it's bourbon right here in bourbon right in I don't think they brew whiskey yes bourbon distilled cat cast distilled and beautiful bourbon uh yeah pappy van winkle uh I went and played cards at a friend's house and he busted out this bottle it was like it's like a five or ten thousand dollar bottle of bourbon gaga yeah what kind of friends you got what kind of cards you playing now I don't know and the card game was like I like I was one of the big winners I won $200 so I don't know why he busted out this crazy expensive bottle of what were you

playing whiskey was very he said it was a gift so he's like yeah sure let's drink it whoa what card games were you playing Texas hold um oh okay is that where you got the river yeah the river card the flop you wait for the flop that is very good the flop and the boo-hoo the flop the boo-hoo baby yeah I feel like uh we got to play cards uh sometime come yeah I would love now that I know that you don't really know the rules yeah we got to play uh blackjack yeah when I go to Vegas I play blackjack that's my shit or is this his bluff yeah it could be his long con I'm not very good at poker um see what he's doing yeah I'm better at blackjack I am I like playing blackjack more than poker but I will play poker with you for sure that just gets old after a while well blackjack

is a hard game to play just with your friends because you know no one's gonna be the casino I know I know it's it's you gotta have a house yeah poker face I'd like to play cards with you guys we're not a real card crew though I feel like I probably played the most and I play one time a year so I don't know I get on I told you guys I used to do it uh via the iPad so I'm kind of a gambler in that way so oh right you were playing online poker is that is that real bam it's real yeah and I love to play cards and I'd love to play with you Adam I would love that let's get together man who knew this I didn't know this playing cards is so fun and uh $10,000 whiskey is that in the yeah wait what it's called pappy van winkle yeah I'm surprised you guys haven't heard of this why is it so

expensive is it a new it's very good uh and it's distilled like 20 years is it how much better is it than like fucking four roses wild turkey it's better than wild turkey wild turkey is a barn burner it is very good it's very very smooth uh like it's 10 talk to me about wild drinking it why are you spending $10,000 on it how old well he didn't it he was given it as a gift so why does it cost $10,000 I guess because they only release something like 7,000 cases a year and they only give it to liquor stores like they'll give you a bottle per liquor store if you move all of their other whiskies so it's a big distillery and this is their nicest stuff and I think it's like um like I'm blanking on the name of the and then the liquor store is like we don't care because no one's

going to come in here and buy that bottle of $10,000 whiskey no they will they can't keep it like it's on uh they have like deals with with the high end high end collectors that are like as soon as you get one I'll pay five or ten grand or whatever it was yeah there's like whiskey collectors yeah that seems about par for the course what people are paying for booze I looked it up uh this morning being like how much was that because he was saying I think it's five dollars and then another 5,000 another guy was like I think it's I think it's uh 10,000 and I looked it up and it seems like you could find it for five grand but then everyone on and like in the on the pages were like well good luck actually getting it they list it for this but then actually finding it is is

much harder and it's aftermarket yeah kind of thing so if you see it you should just buy that shit and flip it yeah oh yeah and then are you a bootlegger technically or do you have to be making it to be a bootlegger I think you have to make it to consider yourself a bootlegger well do you know what the bootlegger was the race cars that ran that shit ran booze in the trunk uh that's how they started NASCAR and that's why it's called the boot yeah the boot the boot is the trunk yeah the boots the trunk and then they would have the legs or the legs are probably the trips uh like the leg of the trip yeah that that was the the kennedys the kennedy family that's what they did oh yeah jack kennedy uh john's father uh Adam what are you talking about

his father or his grandfather I think it was his his father uh was a huge bootlegger right and that's how they made their fortune yeah and then when it became legal he immediately was just already doing it so he was the main distributor what a fucking strange time I mean that's like weed dealers too yeah like hey I already know this much about weed and have this much experience let's make it legal and now it's legal and I'm fully plugged in I wonder how the hell did we get there but how do we get to the prohibition how the hell did we get to the point where yeah where we were like yo alcohol is like what party did some motherfucker just go way off the rails and they're like we're done booze is over no it was it was because they're like religion yeah the religious

right took hold oh god um made it illegal during the 20s hello last time I checked Jesus makes watering the wine hello hello god made beer it's proof that he wants us to be happy Ben Franklin when did they make it legal again yeah why were they like we got to just fucking party fuck this brother and it landed I imagine turning what 18 I think back then the day that it turned illegal and you're like well fuck right right you have to go a decade without drinking yeah that would suck okay it was 13 years bros 13 years yeah what the hell they're wild that's a whole generation of alcoholics that we've lost oh okay so here's what the interesting part I did not think it was this it was 1920 to 1933 so right during the roaring 20s during prohibition oh my

people were fucking partying well what do you mean yes it was during prohibition that's what prohibition was I didn't know that the roaring 20s was the same as prohibition I didn't know that I didn't connect them I don't think I did well yes I think that's a little wild because that probably why all the parties fucking kicked ass because it was illegal there was no bars I'll tell a secret because they were all underground so you had to like be in the know so it was like so like in New York City where there was like an underground party scene that was like a big it makes me go like dang that I bet that was really fun to go get drunk and being drunk was illegal oh yeah right it's like you're just a teenager for yeah ever yeah I bet that was like really fun because

remember how fun it was to get drunk before you could actually get drunk yeah that's just kind of sad yeah that was real there's a whole thing about it now you walking to a bar it's just you and Orlando Bloom winking at each other wow you're looking in the mirror holding the baby it's getting weird yeah what the fuck do you want to know why they did this I do in 1920 so it says national prohibition of alcohol from 2033 was called the noble experiment the noble and it was under yeah the fucking noble experiment that's so wild it's like Adam taking two weeks off America was like yo we just gotta slow down let's take a decade off of not drinking yeah who's with me nobody nobody I need a break now what asshole president was in charge when uh yeah who was

our president the fucking 1920s Grover Cleveland who was our guy 1920 prez was the Kennedy presidency a fucking slap back was that fucking like oh he tried to do the not go away now we knew what I'm gonna get my boy and well it was his son and then when was Kennedy it was the 60s right yeah that's a little later that's much later than the 20s and 30s I know but hey you know the arc of history bends slow yeah you're right so history is cycles it's all a bunch of circles the arc of history is like your own dick bending back into your butt we all know this almost exactly like that it's looking like uh Woodrow Wilson kicked it off oh okay woody woody she's got a row in the name Woodrow I know he's a weed talker he smokes baby let's blow that Woodrow yeah beer's illegal man

you have to come over to my house and smoke do you think I mean Woodrow seems like a guy who had like a really uh he had a really shitty wife I think I think he has like a wife that was super religious what was her name uh is that what you're saying you're that's because I true I'm not seeing I don't know enough about oh I thought I I thought I had read about that at one point you could be right I just don't know religious and and was like no this this has happened isn't that like what happens like even with the war on drugs and shit wasn't that like uh religious yeah no that was the 80s Reagan's wife or what yeah Nancy Reagan say no Nancy Reagan dude look at us yeah that was like some religious backing yo but had did we already go into this how like the internet blew up Nancy

Reagan a few months ago he was like we're having sloppy toppy apparently she was like she had that 2000 wait oh wait what Nancy Reagan six months ago the internet blew up the reason that Ronald Reagan like went on his first date with her was because she was known in Hollywood to have that turbo head and what then he married her thank you and it was like she had legendary dumb yeah which is great cool yeah which is fucking sick as fuck that's a sick stamp I mean fuck that is so tight good job but it really does rewrite history doesn't it what doesn't it what was Nancy Reagan in Hollywood what was that is she was she always was she an actress as well or just because Ronald was that big swinging dick she was just a groupie uh because Ronald was an actor

it was on the internet so so it has to be real yeah just say no it was on the internet so it has to be real and then they were just doing videos of her like zooming in on her eyes looking at Mr. T and it was like all she wanted was that dick and I'm like is this now just getting like strange or like winning yeah getting strange well I could and I don't know why we were slamming her I can't remember what it was but it was like people were trying to celebrate her and then somebody was like nah she just had like dope head here we go did you say sloppy toppings so sloppy toppy oh I thought you said sloppy toppings Nancy Reagan is trending for allegedly being renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex here's why it seems more complex that is so cool that changes

the course of history so what was her deal why was she in Hollywood what's going on no gag Nancy Reagan I'm about to find out why she changes the course of history for me it does it absolutely does and I'm digging deeper yeah it makes me think she's kind of cool like kind of cool well she also kind of wasn't cool kind of you know she the war on drugs I think kind of sucks but sloppy toppy does yeah but this doesn't you don't think this undoes that entirely I feel like it does a lot of wrong yeah it's not yeah definitely writes a lot of wrongs for me oh here we go here we go she wanted to war on drugs because she was like I was fucking high doing all this bro she was a Hollywood actress in the 40s and 50s starring in such films as the next voice

you hear night into morning in Donovan's brain behind the green door all right and then 52 wait what was the last one Donovan's brain yeah she was letting us know did you say behind the green door was she really in the behind the green door wasn't that a porno that was a porno but I didn't say that behind the green door was like the first porno in like theaters or something no I dropped that one oh okay I thought why do you guys know yeah how did you know you don't know about that behind the green door is yeah that's like it's legendary in cinema well is it the first is it the first porno I mean I knew it once you said it but it was weird that you had behind the green door in the chamber ready to go right there on the tip of the tongue yeah tip of the tongue

hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever

you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts

or wherever you get your podcasts between april 1971 and september 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in washington dc it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible I will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said I murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother that guy is he's at a sink with even the worst people I thought that they would catch him I thought it was just a matter of time

is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts just to just to cap this nanti reagan thing this was in 1952 all right down boy that's cat this was in 1952 that she that she married reagan so that's just you know the 50s were actually kind of tight and by the way this is like eating booty nobody people weren't doing it like that back then true slurp it was this was like yeah this is like new frontier shit slobbing well they weren't talking about it no I I mean I don't know what it was like when was the first blowjob yeah that's just an egyptian art yeah I feel like that's been but it ebbs and

flows none of the whole history of oral sex of course and eating booties was happening before too but now it's like the thing now it's back yeah well then kevin gates came out and had an interview about eating but like groceries and it's firestorms I'm saying it's like uh that was not like on the checklist of when you're in middle school being like all right I need a hand job I need to like suck some boobs get a blowjob and fuck nobody was like dude you know you could slip in booty eating right between blowjob and fucking of course you can well I feel like eating is uh that's an advanced level you don't go right to that that's not like the first what do you mean but that wouldn't be on that wouldn't be on your middle school checklist but we as I think that it is now yeah I think people

probably eating booties before they're like Kyle's feeling attacked he's feeling bad but what I'm saying is Adam yeah you're right but we are super backed in the corner right now uh wait wait wait we're speaking for all booty eaters yeah there's nothing wrong with it no I'm just saying we are yeah that's advanced but we are advancing as a people so you know it should come right are we or sex and fucking yeah oh yeah listen I think that booty eating is probably before sex for like high schoolers and middle schoolers what what is that give me some context what do you mean what I think booty eating is probably before sex because I guarantee you it is because look you're already down there if you're going down on some chick you're already down there you're

probably like I'm gonna do the thing they're rapping about right because she's not letting me fuck right so I'm gonna try this you're right yeah you're absolutely right I'll piss down well I see I don't think that it is I feel like it's still in advance to move because you're old you're old you don't know you're old you think it's advanced because you're like you don't get it this is the roaring 20s 2020 the 2023 we're out here booty eating bro this is the roaring 20s thank you guys by the way I know like what like Catholic girls are like willing to go anal before vaginal to like keep it because God is watching yes but that's like a rumor and that's more advanced or is it I don't know how real it is yeah but yes that's about as real as Nancy Reagan being the queen of

the thunder dome but that is real that is 100 real yeah you can just tell you can see it in her crazy eyes how are you in denial Adam how do you how do you not see this as something that is probable that it's happening I do think it's probable and I do think it's happening I don't think it's as wide spread as we're making it out to be I still feel eating booty is an advanced round move that's because you're old I don't think it's it's advanced for these old I know I know about Trap House dog that's true I don't think it's advanced for these young bucks have you ever eaten but to Trap House music though is your argument eating booty is like third base yeah I bet it is shortstop third base has been replaced with booty I think so no it's short

stop it's in between second and third is the short yeah you just hit it you just hit it you check it out damn Miguel Tejada what is our base again it's been it's been a while since I've broken it down to bases the bases yeah well yeah no that is true what first base is just kissing or his first base titties I thought first base was copping like was touching I think you have to go with him heavy petting like holding heavy petting kissing heavy petting combo first and then second base is handy kissing kissing is last for God he's like it's the most special I won't do it I beat your butt I'd love to have a kiss exactly that's the deal see over how that I've eaten your butt I would love to have a kiss I would love to have a kiss no first base is kissing

second base is copping a field second base is copping fields so I guess we could throw in hands and eating his shortstop or a and my favorite word finger bang uh who came up with blasting blasting who came up with finger blasting yeah that's the word uh well the bang was already pretty intense one they went to blast I know that's and our girls running around being like dude I fucking jack blasted no like why are we doing this why are we saying we finger bang and women are like yeah dude I fucking jack blasted craig you just been jack blasted damn I don't think I've ever been jack blasted in my life I just hand banged him yeah hand blasted that's like uh yeah there's not enough blasting happening third base is jack is oral it's gotta be

cunniling that's where you slip okay so see we're saying all right we're saying third base is it's oral and eating booty is between second and third base that's seen no no no no no I would say it's between home no the bases are moving and you're moving the goalpost yeah this rose out here moving goalpost yeah well that's it's two different sports uh eating booty is arguably a different sport eating booty is when uh it's this you know when they they throw the ball and you're you're caught between like a tag out or whatever would they call that where they're trying to run by that's called pickle that's the original pickle ball okay so they're trying to run you down so you're just going back and forth eating booty just trying to get home

sipping seat sipping tea with Adam there's more there's more um we need more bases in baseball in order to actually do this that is actually a pretty cool idea for the sport of baseball what if they added two bases oh that'd be kind of what two bases two bases two bases kind of like rock and jock basketball how they had like two more hoops right what if we do rock and jock softball with two more bases how is uh how is the oakland athletics doing aren't they aren't they doing really bad like i think someone wait why are you doing that was telling me that that they have like 3 000 uh fans in their stadium what are you doing yes what are you doing man we got to get more fans in the in the in that stadium man what the heck's going on well it's kind of like all

right cool good if we want to deep dive it it's like kind of like uh the the team has is kind of notorious for like selling off all their players of value and they kind of were like building up this team the worst part of being a fan do they have like a shitty owner is that what's happening no it's just their strategy they just don't spend money management yes so shitty and that's just moneyball that's it i can't get into it it's management it is it's the billy bean billy bean set the precedent and then they've just kind of been rolling with it you know cheap and always moving cheap and shitty well maybe you guys need to pitch them uh fifth base yeah but yeah if we pitch them a couple extra base if you come to oakland and you have to uh run a couple extra

bases that could get the butts in the seat only in oakland i love that yeah yeah that's where you get the extra baseball wait did we talk about that savannah bananas or whatever we talked about no but i oh yeah i watched uh real sports about it yeah it's like this team out in savannah georgia they're called like the bananas i think and they play baseball with like totally different rules like they have like flaming bats and you can like right it's like bizarre it looks fun as fuck yeah it does seem really fun you gotta like get your clothes off by the time you get to home base what and that's why i don't like mine the minor leagues are really fun there's the the minor league baseball team the river dogs here in charleston the games are just so fun it's like yeah they're not

doing all the crazy stuff that they're doing in uh in savannah but it's like there's just like mascots walking around all the time and like stuff for kids and there's just like batting cages that you can go to during the game and like pitching machines and it's just really cool i'm like oh this is is this like triple a yeah yeah it might even be like double a or single i mean the cubs were so bad for so long that that was also the vibe of wriggly it's just a giant bar yeah right right you would just go there there's things happening well that's what they call the call see them the last dive bar yeah you just treat the you treat the stadium like your bar that's the fucking coolest but i don't know i mean wriggly is a fucking bar yeah period that's it how much is a ticket

go for at wriggly though up top nothing really because oh really you can get there that's dope see that's the way baseball games should be they should be cheap as fuck like for the way up i would love to go to a cubs game i only went to one my aunt took me for my second communion so i'm eight years old and she took me and uh i bought a neon pink cubs hat yeah and i remember my dad being like a little bummed that i i came home with the wait did we hear this yeah we heard this uh okay a few weeks ago two weeks ago yeah nice nice nice his memory has left him again he started drinking it's gone he he drank some fucking ten thousand dollar whiskey he's like sorry dude sorry i didn't mean to blow you up the red van winkle pappy the pappy it's a real in and out it's real in

and out he's back i was pap smeared whoa i got pap smeared whoa you were what yeah that's what happens when you get drunk on pappy van winkle you're pap smeared all right that's life i love it baby the cubs won a couple years ago 2016 the cubs took the series isn't that right they did it was uh what i'd love to go as an adult it seems mad fun i mean it's yeah it's it is fun but it's also just a lot of drunk people kicking it high fiving the high fiving yeah i think that's where it was in bent see see that's where we differ durz because i can i i could get drunk in high five all day long that's i would love to do that with a bunch of strangers for me i also mean i'm also okay with high fiving i miss human contact especially in large groups of people and it's awesome i'm back

i'm back to touching uh strangers i i feel like i now by like habit fist bump way more than ever before just because of the pandemic i was like all right we fist bump and then now that i weekend i'm just like fist bump way too much yeah oh yeah you're still you're still on it see i've got to get in the hug i ditched it i go i go right i gotta kiss the bro hug and then bring him in clothes just eat their butt right quick trying to get it trying to get it again basically but i just kiss him straight up yeah i just open mouth kiss him yeah that's not cool i just uh eat their asshole yeah just go straight to short quickly oh short stop spin him around you sure stop me cool you start her up yeah baby pucker up this is my first base

pucker up pucker up that's it but that's but that's cool you know just like eating somebody's butt when you meet in school but like fist bumping i don't know i definitely feel like an old man who's like fist bumping a youngster yeah well we are old and there are lots of people younger than us i'm just gonna say that and it feels more like that i feel that more and more every day when especially when i go out into crowds because there's not a lot of old people in the crowds it's all the youngsters that are going out it's like can you grab that for me young man yeah feel old oh you're going to the wrong parties dude yeah you go to a cool like old guy rules parties well yeah i just gotta hang out with Blake Blake knows where all the cool old guys are right

Blake's the weird guy at the skate park who's like yeah come here look it's here sag your pants a little lower Kyle you you play pickleball yeah well Blake is uh Kyle's actively hanging out with old people he's like go to the pickleball matches yeah what do you mean you're surrounded by oldies i was talking about parties i'm not talking about the pickleball court i'm talking about like when i saw you play uh when you were at your thing you dj'd at the comic con man there was so many young fucking people there but also who was it was nasty neck it was new all those guys are older than we are i'm just saying hey don't do that to them that's what i'm saying and stop don't do that to them what's wrong with being old that also no there's nothing i'm just saying the people that

are out and about are more often younger than us wow that's all i'm saying yes usually usually by this point of people's lives uh they're at home with their families that is that is correct right that's all that i'm saying that's it that's all i'm saying like hope's not like hope's not dude we should be in Croatia baby let's go come on that's where the real grown men's is at no they're at hedonism doggie that's where the future nancy you know let's let that sit there let's just let that let's let that lie there for a second what did you just say like that's where the real grown men's is really really off the coast of Croatia baby that's a grown man area okay can you elaborate i'm saying it's a probably a very um wealthy area you're not going to see a lot of young money out

there is probably a lot of old dudes with big boats yes okay so it's like monaco okay it's like it's like Monte Carlo is it by Monte Carlo it's Kyle it's over that direction yeah Kyle did you want to talk about Monte Carlo no i'm just when he painted that picture it sounded like Kyle's been to a place once and he wants to tell us about it when he painted that picture it sounded like monaco okay i believe it is like kind of cliffsidey like that that's what it's looking like to me very cliffside very very blue it's on the Adriatic sea is that what the fuck is this point i like how you somehow had an issue pronouncing c no when i got to see no when i got to see was like a question mark i'm just doubting what i had just said and it leaked into c because Adriatic doesn't sound like

something that should be found in that part of the world okay well it is you're in charge of aiming things now oh it just doesn't flow off the tongue like Croatia dude it is near that it's it's over on the other side of the boot in Italy see Monte Carlo is on the other side so yeah i bet it's similar vibes i want to talk about locations in regards to where they are yeah as uh from Monte Carlo like okay so but yeah exactly you were in Portland Oregon and Monte Carlo is over there yeah great go ahead now i understand the context right uh well that that's essentially our manager Isaac anytime we're anywhere with him and he's and he's like uh yeah so like orange county is about 1400 miles from here right so uh yes we're like halfway across he does that for locations and then for

timeline stuff he'll be like i mean that was like four years before punk rock happened so let's see dead kennedys drop in that was like 75 it was like uh let's see like that was 2004 because punk rock had been dead officially well Sidney just died uh let's see the punk rock timeline hi i'm david eagleman i have a new podcast called inner cosmos on i heart i'm a neuroscientist and an author at stanford university and i've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast i'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new

senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to inner cosmos with david eagleman on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception i'm andrea gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal ashley linton was helping her husband set up a business fenmo account when she discovered a terrible secret i scrolled down and that's when i saw a hidden folder and i opened it what the hell did i just see i was scared that he was coming home what ashley discovered that day was

a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god i gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that i've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between april 1971 and september 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in washington dc it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible i will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said i murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may

have been seen by the mother that guy is he's out of sync with even the worst people i thought that they would catch him i thought it was just a matter of time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i will say just when i was in monnie carlo okay there was a hundred dollars i think you guys would dig this this is for you guys i think during f1 one hundred dollar oh yeah i'm a huge f1 nut one hundred dollar beers formula one one hundred dollar bottle of buds yeah but that's just to say you bought a hundred dollar beer right that's what it was that was the base level

drink in monnie carlo so wait i know but i think they do that to be like i bought a hundred dollar beer well yeah i mean it's like a million dollars for 10 by 10 feet by 10 feet in monnie carlo it's like the most expensive spot on planet earth yeah so and you owned it for a week yeah i just fucking hung out bro i just hung out so a hundred dollars for like just a regular bud light that's like dubai it's not like that that was at the that was during the race it was during f1 it's not like that because i was there i don't know a year after you and we went and fucking kicked i think i talked about this on the pod how em and i went we were there on july 4th we were just in france and we went over to monnie carlo and it was july 4th and we saw these people setting up for like

a fucking july 4th usa celebration but it hadn't opened yet it was like lunch time and we were hungry and we're like are you guys open like yeah we're open right now and then in whatever french accent and then do it do it the french accent yeah do it can you do waiters and waitresses start coming out and they're all in indian head dresses and like basketball uniforms because they're like america july 4th basketball and indians and we were like fuck this is hilarious this is wait they were wearing like a native american like head dresses yes because they were just like celebrating america so that's their view from yeah whoa i love that that is absolutely absurd like super hot waitresses in like the head dresses with the feathers and then all the dudes were dressed in like coby

jerseys coachella yeah they just saw like a some photos of coachella and they're like this is how they dress now this is like how they're right exactly they just have kai go cranking on the fucking loudspeakers hello i love that i love hit us with a little bit blake hit us with some kai go oh i love to catch a car i also saw and kyle higher love i don't know how much time you had to kill him like scope out the scene but i saw a gucci kids store oh yeah gucci and i was like this is hilarious yeah no i was all around that that's kind of sick yes yes they have the craziest most expensive shit in money corvo it's just it's it's absurd that's truly absurd and you kind of are like when you're there if you're rich i imagine you might get a hundred dollar beer you buy it

because you're like this is hilarious where i'm so rich they price a hundred dollars yes two you guys have never been to dubai right i've i heard like it that's kind of like it out there we got to do the podcast at the w would be ill what it's expensive have you guys heard of this this uh where are they building it and i think it's saudi arabia they're building that new city called uh neom neom okay it's okay i'm listening it's absolutely is it on the water hot new city is it on water they're building they're building it's in the middle of the desert and they're they're building like their own like a vegas ocean and lake right but it's going to be huge like an actual city i think it's supposed to fit nine million people the hell and it's

going to be in a bubble it's going to be in a dome we can do that so this is the problem because they did this in china now there's like ghost cities where like nobody lives there but it's people really it's can see it's like people were building buildings making money acting as if people are going to be moving there and then no one moves there and there's entire cities that are just like empty but good luck yeah this this place looks like it's out in the middle uh it looks like it's by the water this neom place how do you spell it neom neom are we moving there i mean la is getting out of here it's uh it's like a full smart city where all the new technologies and everything and and there's like they're building the uh they're building the skyscrapers

instead of straight up they're building them in in a line so the skyscrapers are going to be stacked on top of each other and it goes miles and miles and miles long durz are you saying that these are are you saying that these are just like hot new tickets that people invest in and they get rich off it but they are absolutely not sustainable and nobody wants to live there after they become not a fad is that kind of yeah they're building it promising like that people will move in and they're getting paid by like the government and other people and then people don't move because there's no job opportunities out there or whatever right yeah so neom is a futuristic megacity 33 times the size of new york city a megalopolis and it is being built on the red sea

in northwest saudi arabia there's that many people that are that wealthy that they can afford to live there exactly no hey well we'll see yeah what the hell look at this website's off the yeah it's it's costing them uh 500 billion dollars to make oh my god well yeah to like build a whole a whole functioning like infrastructure oil money baby we forgot the toilets uh it's just it's just one giant w hotel you can never find a goddamn light switch to save your life can we rewind you said that they're building skyscrapers that just lay on top of each other i don't understand yeah i'm having trouble i mean look it up i i i really don't know look at a bitch it's it's called the line is what they're calling horizontal skyscrapers right isn't that

just a hotel in LA the line hotel love it shout out yeah this place looks weird as hell man but i would go there i don't know but i heard like in dubai you're not allowed to drink it's illegal it's like prohibition out there oh they're in prohibition they're in their 20s yeah but they still do it don't they yeah you can only drink in hotels or something it sounds kind of the parties okay oh parties are going to be off the charts yeah i guess uh it's a no go for us then huh yeah no i'm trying to you know go out to a little bar you know go outside you don't want to display as a hookah but but pass me the hookah well let's just go to different hotels and you drink at their bar yeah man i don't think it's that easy i think it has to be in your room what here we go i think you're

just making shit up misinformation we're getting some facts down here you can drink if you're rich and a famous person they have exceptions is what one of our producers said i'm not gonna say i don't know that sounds okay that sounds hey say sign me so what you have to be on rya yeah do they check your they check your star meter and if it's yeah exactly who is the corner oh my god fuck dude that's fucked up uh i would love to go vacation somewhere fucking weird with you guys let's yeah let's go to the weirdest place this sounds like it might be the one you think what dubai or is the on neom dubai or neom neom no no no we gotta go neom bro neom yeah i'm sorry i'm trying to live in neom i don't think neom is it's not done yet i think they just broke ground on it but let's go now

and like point around and be like yeah over here yeah that'd be sick we should go there we're the first ones here what exactly try i know it's just a desert right now but we heard you could drink here i'm looking at these horizontal sky crepers bro dude i'm looking at these horizontal sky crepers man there's it's the future of urban living are you like it horizontal because that means well he said that's what i'm trying to find yeah that's a ground scraper that's a ground scraper bro yeah yeah it's just like one tunnel yeah you see the line it's like yeah it's just like one like horizontal piece that's that connects like two buildings together or something like that's like a walkway but it goes like 50 miles or something sure but they have that in Minneapolis i know

this is i don't know yeah i'm not sold on neom dude hey man i'm not selling it i don't work for the the saudi prince i'm just saying are you sure guys you guys i'm already there it reveal please don't sit on it i'm already here no it actually just moved my whole family just moved the schools are supposed to be really good they got no toilet i'm watching like the video of what neom and the line is going to be and it's absolutely it's like the future of urban living and then it just shows this girl you're just watching the trailer for the new avatar i mean honestly it looks like it it shows a girl like flying like peter pan style using superpowers and flying through the city i'm like i don't know if that's possible humans can fly as soon

as you enter the city you get your mutant power in neom humans can fly i like it i'm already here did you say it was in a bubble it's actually in a dome i believe so yeah you guys don't get it you'll get it when you get it yeah so no covid it keeps the covid out in neom in neom you confuse your dna with your favorite animal yeah i would love to do one of those like crazy instagram vacations out to someplace absurd what's that oh yeah you know where you're like working out on top of a skyscraper yeah that'd be kind of cool like that's where you do yoga i feel like none none of us are um we're just beerbonging yeah we're not we're not influencers enough we got to be more of an influencer yeah i feel like our fans aren't aren't really that influenced by what we do

yeah let's just keep it real we're just gonna be sitting there and fucking laughing yeah nothing is gonna come of it i did notice we we don't post much none of us no like because we don't do you guys feel the urge yeah i go through spurts every once in a while i'll go through a spurt where i i feel like post and and then i'll just not do it for like three months and be like oh yeah instagram's always been like work to me though like i post like mostly work shit like i'm like okay i'm in comic con i'm releasing a movie i'm doing this tv show like and then i'll have a burst and then other than that yeah but our yeah our work lines and our like friendship lines are super blurred though so like i feel like it is my life but i don't like post about my family and stuff

that much never on the instagram you know never right and i think they want that though right they want the engagement they want to see your vacation they want to like see you beating on yeah well i mean the last time i was doing that stuff was when i was i have a kid i'm gonna exploit them they want to see your dick they want when i was on vine that's what i was using vine for back in the day was a lot of vacation footage and stuff what right six second video is mostly just vacation footage that's like a beach yeah that was like hey guys i'm in meh i'm here and beautiful hey guys i just landed in bret i just landed in bret i just landed in bret by the way timing your vine that was an art form oh yeah in batch you are not my friend i am sorry all right it's so good

just oh you're talking you're saying i'm not king batch i thought you said king batch you're not my friend i'm like why are you doing that yeah why are you shitting on king batch very good friend he's a bud yeah i had a very funny post the other day i sent it to play which one which one where he was like i'm you gotta go on this feed bro i know i'm definitely i'm i mean i'm i watch him i might have you guys i'm not telling but i'm not telling man we'll do it after i'm not i'm not this is good podcast are there any takebacks apologies giveaways epic slam um i would like to apologize for any uh misinformation about nancy reagan that we have put into the universe that's our bad uh you know we just report on what we see that's all we're just reporting uh it is cool that like

somehow someone got the inside scoop on nancy reagan 50 what 70 years later uh they're like well this we have to make this viral leak it i like that it finally leaked we leak it uh and bill russell just died i just saw the news thing i saw bill russell the the world famous saltic basketball center one of the best basketball players to ever live yeah i actually have a uh a funny photo r.i.p uh bill russell but i have a funny photo of of a wing kissing next to each other at a year at a urinal oh wow me and bill russell and it looks like he's looking down at my dick so uh rest in that's cool man way to honor it definitely looks like he is which is which is very funny and i would like to honor him cool and i that's going to be my r.i.p uh photo of him i'm finally going to get

back on instagram and post that photo to honor him you should that is so awesome by the way truly when people are talking about uh jordan or lebron who's the greatest i'm like how are we all not just going so there's bill russell we know yes who is the greatest because he has eight or ten rings ten i think yeah and he was coaching wow playing yeah and it really like yeah and i mean he was like battling racism as well it was crazy this dude was in a a whole other stratosphere and it's crazy to me that nobody goes okay bill russell now obviously like athletically things progress right but everyone's a product of their era and in his era this dude had ten rings yeah some of them wow coaching crushing it come on ultimate studs of flowers to bill russell was

he really playing he was a player coach yeah he was the real deal how do you do that i mean it's like when you direct an ax we're in awe of you kyle kyle you're our bill russell right right now i get i didn't know he's a trail russell i thought red arbok was the coach of the Celtics during that run he did but later in um bill russell's career he also coached like shot playing that's so dope all right p bill russell and correct me if i'm wrong maybe we'll put an asterisk uh on this one but i'm almost possible i like that it doesn't sound right when you say it like that asterisk i know but it's an asterisk okay yeah i don't like it and dude he looks like he when he would show up and give the mvp award or no he would give the championship award mvp i think

yeah i think it's the bill russell trophy yes i mean he looks like just a fucking cool ass wizard yeah when his like hair got hella white and he's like seven feet tall like he's you don't live that long and be seven feet tall that's wild yeah he's cool and he had like the best laugh that dude you would see like players crack him up and he would just be like like a full body laugh i love this i i made him laugh once and kandace parker because you he saw your with your dick at the uni yeah he saw my dick and he started laughing oh my god i actually seen that one in game over man dude yeah kandace parker was like yeah he doesn't give up laughs that easily he was like yeah that's what she said and she said he was like a hard to get going i bet you could find a youtube

video of bill russell laughing he's constantly on the stage just like full body laughs that you could too or or mba players she maybe she was just hyping me up i think she was hyping you up she's nice he also played at the university of san francisco shout out bay area legend bill russell man so r.i.p big bill yep so those are my flowers i get i gave flowers good okay i love it tight um take it back can i get one of those flowers to give can i get one of those yeah yeah go ahead cool thanks what are you drinking this is water files files or something you want to get off your chest before we uh hang up me i was just trying to remember what they are dead ringers what is it oh yeah you got a dead ring oh i did have something i had something i have a candy complaint uh no a candy

criticism all right i'm gonna go no i'm here for it i love candy criticism i totally forgot i had i totally have a brand new candy is this a new segment yeah yeah i was candy candy criticisms now this is just if anybody who can make this change if they're listening but i'm a huge fan of Reese's the cups okay i like to be clear the cups i like the cups now the problem is i haven't had one of those candies in a very long time that came off of the wrapper clean there's always a little piece of the cup that's at on stuck on the fucking little cup thing great and you party with old people well you know what you know what's to uh to blame about that what it's global warming it's too hot it's too hot yeah but i would think that they can fix this they should be able to fix

this keep them in your refrigerator well okay yeah thank you thank you so much but you're welcome sometimes if i'm just gonna buy it from the store and eat it in the car this is when they're sitting on the rack by the way this is when they're at home depot so i just go to my car this guy's lunch this dude's home be depot lunch it's frustrating guys easy i can't the small ones are even worse than the big ones what's so but why is it so frustrating just lick it just lick it yeah it's part of the fun it's like licking in yogurt bro why is it all gotta be in one piece i'm just gonna let that land real real pictorial did you guys ever take uh the the like cup wrapper like the black cup wrapper and then you like apply it to your teeth and from far away it looks like you

got no teeth oh we did that with we did that with gum yeah gum and make it look like a grill yeah there's a lot of that gum it makes like a look like a grill yeah the with the like winter fresh silver oh god yes you know what durs i bet when people did that though they were trying to bite the rest of the f***ing cup off the bottom and they were like oh wait look you got no teeth so so do you have to take that happy happy accident no i guess i'll say it's a candy compliment now it's a candy copy oh it went from a candy and uh that was another episode of kyle's corner candy criticism it's important it's this is important oh yeah oh thanks like yeah play us out baby you got it brother

oh my god this is good oh yeah this is the trope house baby trope house for humans so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to inner cosmos with david eagleman on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception i'm andrea gunning and now we're sharing an all new story of betrayal ashley linton was helping her husband set up a business fenmo account when she discovered a terrible secret i saw a hidden folder and i opened it what the hell did i just see listen to season two of betrayal on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your

podcasts between april 1971 and september 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in washington dc this child was laying on the side of the road the person said i murdered your daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen i will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom listen to freeway phantom on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts