This Is Important - Ep 99: We Got 99 Episodes, But A ShutUpBitch Ain’t One

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Today, this is what's important: Sound board upgrades, degrees, buttholes, auras, farts, buzzballs, Cobra Commander, justice for Blake's dad, toys, the Chinese Shar Pei, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, we were living in that diarrhea. I believe she pulled that out of your aura. I want some of what Carl's on. If you could just take a seat and listen as I give you the plan. Let's go. What an intro. What an intro. What is that, a scary movie? I just saw the video of Guns N' Roses, and they were really butchering their own songs, R.I.P. to them, but they're still alive. Yeah, they're still performing. They're all dead to me after that performance. Wow. I honestly didn't know it was them until you mentioned it. And then I

just went back right now, Blake. Blake mentioned, oh, you saw that video? And I was like, I thought that was a bad cover band. I honestly did. No, it's them. And then I looked and I'm like, oh, that's Axl Rose looking like he shrinkwrapped. Waxle Rose. Yeah, more like waxle. I think I saw him. He's like running around the stage and like a tank top getting winded, like having some trouble. He's for dirt. Yes, points. Yeah, dude. Well, how old are they now? They have to be like 60? I mean, right? Probably. Damn close. There's no way to tell. They probably are. But they hydrate. But did you, have you guys ever had that moment where you found out someone you grew up watching was only like a few years older than you? Like Kobe Bryant, when Kobe died and they were like,

he was 44 or whatever it was. I was like, I was like, what? Oh, yeah, he's been world famous since he was 18. Yeah, even though I felt like. Yeah, that is weird. That's that's like when you meeting like, like McBride was that way for me. I always thought he was like a decade older than us. How old is McBride? Two years younger than Adam. He's younger than you? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. He's aging horribly. I'll say it. Yeah, the guy looks like trash. Oh my god. No, he's, I think he's like 44 or something. Okay. You know, like not that like, like five, six years older than us. Still kind of bad for his age though. Like half a year older than Ders, get him. Oh, yeah, I got him. I got him. He's honestly my one of my comedy heroes. So I feel

like I have to do this. I feel like I have to do this. Old is cool now. Whoa. You got a chopped and screwed way. Oh, Blake, please explain. How'd you get that chopped and screwed? Well, if you guys recall, remember the sound board was down last two episodes. I don't, I don't recall. But Todd and I, we went and we tinkered and we got, we upgraded the board and pretty much all that means is that I can kind of slow down some of our, some of our drop. You can, you can, you can actually manually chop and screw any of the drops that you have. Let's find out. Wow. I mean, we got our title for the episode. So I have a, what is your, have you fucked around with it? What's your favorite? No, I'm fucking around

right now. Oh, that was Pete's. He's learning on the job. He's doing it. Yeah. Was that fast? Was that fast? Yeah. Oh, that's funny. I like that one a lot. Well, admittedly, I feel like that's the knock is a lot of, a lot of times people are like, the board, it's taking up a lot of real estate and I love the board. And I'm not a lot of people. But I'm pro board all the way. I'm not. I'm not one of these people. I'm just saying people are saying that. What are they saying? What they're saying? It's taking up a lot of real estate. Now you're able to real estate quicken up the, so you can still get it in, but yeah. Just a lot of people. What about this? I like that.

And I want to hear that real damn slow. The fat, I want to hear fast one slow and slow ones fast. And then I'll come. The fast is not as funny. The slow is where it's at. Yeah. I disagree. Well, the fast, fast ones are really good. I'm saying I want to hear fast one slow down and ones that are already slow. What's a really fast one? No, you're the border, man. You're supposed to know all this stuff. Shut up, bitch. Pizza pizza is fast. In terms of saying, I want to, he wants to hear that slow, but I think a faster pizza pizza that's already fast is even better. A slow pizza pizza would just be a guy saying pizza pizza. That's what's interesting. It's like when you hear the chip

monks slow down, it's just guys singing pizza pizza. Have you heard the chip monks at regular speed? Yes. The songs are off the chain. They're like the coolest versions of songs. Oh yeah. That's what I was going to say. Slow down is just like guys talking. Yeah. It's just like Christmas Christmas Christmas time. I thought it was slower than that. No, well, they're playing. Have you heard it? No, they're the music, the instruments are slower. So it kind of sounds like old like 80s cure when they were hella goth, but then it's the bro sound just normal because it's really sick. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, when you need to sneak in, that's the best one. Sneaking in on us. Oh my God. I knew I was going to love this. Oh man. Oh, sneaking

it in on us. Great. I think that's when we're all really piling on you and you got to get one out real quick. Shut up bitch. Oh my God. I can't believe it. Shut up bitch. I'm pissed now. What is we're back sound like? We're back. Wait, hold on. Let me get a long one. So now you're interested in slow fast. What sucks is like I don't know if I can ever put them back to normal. Oh yeah. That does suck. Which one? This is the worst. We're back fast. We're back. Okay, first I have to play it normal. We're back. We're back. We're familiar with it. We know it. We love it. We're familiar. You want it. Long dog here. We'll and we are. We'll double it up. Ten minutes later. Ten minutes later. This is good radio.

That's great. Yeah, that's fun. Life of the party. All right. You want to do more or what's up? I want to hear is that real? Is that real bam? Okay. I feel like we're becoming the Guns N' Roses nowadays of podcasting. Of ourselves. A few years ago. This is kind of like grateful. We're just jam banding up here. No, we're Guns N' Roses. We don't have a John Mayer with us though. We need somebody to keep us tight. I feel like I'm slash not hitting the right notes. Just a little drunk. Okay, hold on. Let's see. And Blake has Axel up there. Just really fucking hold on. Wait, this might be faster. I'm still getting used to it.

I knew it. I knew it. We can go slower. Good call. I mean, that's how you start the mixtape. Or if you're a producer, that's your hit right there. Do the one before that. I feel like that is a noise that will open a horror film where you're locked in a basement somewhere and then through the floorboard, you see a woman up there and you just hear her going, is it real? Right. The movie starts at the end and then it resets and says like two weeks earlier. Right. And you're left wondering like, what is she talking about? And then I'm just a kid on a college campus and you're like, oh, is it weird that this almost 40 year old man is on a college camp? Is that the bit? Yeah, but he's got a backpack. Is this Van

Wilder the horror? That's so weird. I grew up watching that guy and he's like, I guess this would be a horror movie. This guy's still in college. Yeah, never. This old Axl Rose looking piece of shit. Yeah. Okay, here's the pitch. Axl Rose goes back to college. It's Van Wilder. Welcome to the jungle. It's called Welcome to the Jungle and he's trying to fit in and he's trying to get his major in physical science. Oh, poly side. He's a poly side major. Yeah. He's running for the green party. Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, that's funny. I like that. Which is, oh, wait, this is a stoner flick? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Well, we're producing it. Yeah, we're producing it. What do you mean? Well, I'm in now. I just wasn't clear. Oh, then I'm stoked. There's always a THC

tinge when we're behind it. We're back. There's gotta be a THC college pun. Somebody give me a THC college pun. Is that like, you know, I got a bachelor's of science, a THC PhD. You know what I'm saying? Kyle, do you have your bachelor's degree? Yeah. Me? Yeah. Kyle, what do you have? Who me? Do you have a bachelor's degree? Are we talking degrees right now? I've got three degrees. Sweetheart, I have five degrees. I don't, dude. I don't have a bachelor's. No. You have nothing? You have nothing to your name? I got high school diploma. Yeah, I also am in possession of a high school diploma. Yeah, crush that shit. Crush that. Remember when they put us on the, what? Hall of Fame. I know I blaked out on what is called a Hall of Fame at our college Blake.

Yes, absolutely. I didn't even graduate from the college. I know. Okay, well that's what was cool. So like OCC, Orange Coast Community College, they called us up and they're like, yo, will Blake and Adam do like a speech for what, what class was it? The commencement ceremony. Yeah, what year was it? 2018, I think? Yeah. And they're like, you guys want to do the commencement speech? And we're like, hell freaking yeah, dude, that'd be sick. And I remember like when we were backstage, I was kind of dropping it like, yo, Adam, you never even graduated. And like the Dean was like, oh, really? He was down. Don't talk about that. Let's just not mention that. We've already printed the plaque. It's already on the wall. Wait, so they didn't,

they didn't give you like an honorary degree or anything like that? Well, I, they have to give me a doctorate now, bitch. I'll air this laundry. I thought normally when you do that, doctor, you get like a doctor giggles. Yeah, honorary PhD doctor. I remember, I remember we ran into our teacher or not. We didn't run into him. He like gave a speech about us. Mr. Alex Goulson, our drama teacher. He was the man. He was like pretty proud of us, but then also kind of disappointed in the way our careers have gone. They're like pretty dirty. A lot of really raunchy stuff. That's the story of our lives. That's really raunchy. Sometimes I just shake my head, but very, very, they are successful and the kids seem to like it. That's my dad. You know, Seinfeld never

has to swear. Yeah, yeah. He's funny. He's hyper talented dad and I need to fucking say tight butthole. Yeah, he's too talented. We have to, Adam shows his buttholes. I have to not only say tight butthole, I have to say tight butthole like we all did, but I have to show it and it's real. Well, you know, you gotta make it last. I have to spread my butt cheeks open. It's what the kids want. I love the idea of like your teacher kind of like speaking to you guys when you're younger, saying like, so this is what you're going to want to do. This is how you're going to impress people, like trying to teach you what to do. And then you're just like, you know what? I actually get paid for spread my butt cheeks now. So we're good. Yeah, people laugh at that. It's on Netflix. You

can find it. Do you think I was thinking of this since we're known for buttholes and kind of bringing buttholes like into the lexicon, into the back of the lexicon. People really, we started talking about buttholes a lot. I feel like people then were more comfortable talking about buttholes, eating buttholes. For sure. For sure. Yes, we're good. If we, if we had an only fans and we showed our buttholes or farted in a jar, would we make a lot of money? Because people do. Farting in the jar, I think I could make a lot of money farting in the jar for sure. Well, you, yours would stick around. Yeah, you've got a lot in the chamber. Yeah, I think I have a lot to give in that department. Yeah, your stink would, would last. A lot to sell. I have a lot to sell. Yeah,

quantities. I can ship that shit. Quantity. Now, is that what people want your farts? That's the question. I don't know. Yeah, what's the demand? I mean, I have a supply. We know you have a lot in the chamber ready to go. Yes. The supply is there. Absolutely. I have no supply chain problems. I guarantee you the demand is there. You think? Really? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you could sell one hunt. And by the way, this is a good way to like recycle. You know, you use a jar of jelly. You use a jar of jelly. Smuckers. Sure. Whatever it is. Fart in that jar, throw it up on whatever. And then I guarantee you could sell 100. I guarantee you could sell 100. What? You think I could sell a hundred farts? Yeah, free ship for sure. Too long, Blake. That was quite long. We

were living in that diarrhea. Yeah, sorry. Swimming in it. Okay, we'll hear for the live show that we're going to do. In Alaska. For the 100th episode next week. Yeah, we're doing it live. 100 episodes next week, everybody. Get your tickets now. That's right. We're doing a huge show, Time Square. See you there. Take the ball, tournament. By the way, this one is 99. Yeah, we're not going to, we're not doing a live show next week, but we should have. I am. We didn't. But when we finally do a live show, we should sell farts and jars. Yeah. Okay, you got it, dude. Yeah. Live fart. We got a lot of ideas. Are these big jars? Are these Gerber size? Are these big GIF family? Yeah, I'd say the smaller, the better. And then really pack it in. I would like to,

yeah, recycle them, like wash out Gerber jars. And like autographed. And then people would just have that on their shelf. It's like, it's like, you know, some people have shoes they've never worn or worn that they just are never going to drink because they're just waiting for that thing. People are going to be like, I haven't opened it yet. I'm going to, I'm waiting, you know, it's aging. I kind of feel like a lot of times when people do stuff like this, these little, like when actors and celebrities do these little kind of prank things, they take the money and they give it to like an awesome charity. And what I propose is we take it and we all buy like either hot air balloons or jet skis. Yeah, I just want to put it in my

bank account. Because I feel you're go to. Yeah, well, both of those things I really want in my life. Yeah. Did I tell you I went to like a healer? I go to this healer lady who like, she's not a chiropractor, but but she's not a massage therapist. She like physically hurts me. She it's just an assault. Do Rolfing. And what's that? Roll on the floor laughing? Yeah. Is she hilarious? No. Is it the healing power of laughter? I think Rolfing is like, where they like stretch your body out. I don't know. I'm just quoting my brother who knows all that stuff. I don't know. I don't know what the hell she she does. But it works. It's like I have a injured neck and she really helps it. And then she's also kind of a hippie person,

but she's never I'm not really that hippie issues. So she's never really leaned into that with me. But last time I went to her a few weeks ago, she goes at the end of it. She's like, can I talk to you? Yeah, give him one of just about your aura. And I'm like, yeah, for sure. Thank you. And she's like, for sure. And she goes, what do hot air balloons mean to you? Oh, she caught it. Oh, she has YouTube. I love hot air balloons. Yeah. Adam, don't come on man. Yeah. You know, you said hot air balloons at least 20 times a month for the like the entire time I've known you. Yeah. It's out there. Yeah. But that's a weird thing to pull. I'm not. I mean, it is weird. And she goes, I'm not going to go Omaha. I don't think she's I don't think she's

going digging through the the craze. No, I believe that I believe she pulled that out of your aura. I mean, have you ever had your like, have you ever had your aura scanned? I've never had an aura scanned where you can mean the photograph. I don't I don't know if I buy it, but she mentioned hot air balloons. I'm like, say what girl? Kyle, are you talking about the photo of the aura? Yeah, when you you get the colors, the color rings around you and like you look kind of like, like heat, you're like a heat. It's almost like heat, but it's aura. I did that once in the the camera blood started coming out of the camera. Your aura is dangerous. Straight danger. Dangerous. Yeah, those photos are hokey. That's what I'll say. Okay. Because

people are like, oh, look, the blue means there's like someone from your past. It's like any of that shit. It's like, you know, you read the tarot cards, you do all that. If you're searching for a connection, you will find it. Okay, I've never done. I've never done any of that stuff. And when when she just pulled out of the fucking thin blue or YouTube, you started for sure. Yeah. And when shit's getting pulled out the thin blue, you know, it's very hot. It was very specific. I fucking love hot air balloons, as you guys know. Well, you do, but you don't. You've never been on one, right? No, I have. I've been on one time and Conan O'Brien called me when I was on it. It was the coolest day of my life. And you tell me she doesn't listen. She's not a cocoa team cocoa.

She's team cocoa. Yeah, she's probably I don't think she's team cocoa. What happened? Tell me more, Adam. I actually in like no more RIP, no more shut up, bitch. What happened after this? Yeah, well, I don't know why you're telling me shut up, bitch. I'm like trying to tell a cool story about my life, dude. And I kind of hurt my feelings. Well, I'm saying no more shut up, bitch right now. I'm saying no more shut up, bitch. I'm interested. I've heard my feelings. What happened after what happened? So you were like, she said, she said, she said, Adam, what does hot air balloons mean to you? And then what did you say? Yeah, and I told her how much I loved hot air balloons and that I the last the only time I've been on a hot air balloon, it was magical.

And Conan O'Brien called me when I was in the sky. And I knew that I knew that to perform on the MTV Movie Awards with him. And then we landed in someone's backyard and they ran out gave a champagne. And then they were like, Hey, would you like to, as they're folding this up race go carts? And I go, excuse me, that sounds like exactly what I would like to do. Wow. These people had a go cart track. Okay, if this doesn't seem more up my alley, then my question now is with this healer, what did she do with that information? Nothing was just like, Oh, I think you need to, she goes, I don't think you need to release. You're a very tense person. You hold a lot of your energy and your shoulders in your back. You need to release. I would recommend going on.

This is not tracking. I would recommend going on another hot air balloon ride. The hot air in this story is not only in a balloon, pal. What the this girl's all over the place. Why is she all over? Now she's like rubbing your shoulders. What's happening? No, she she is a massage there. She's but she doesn't it's like kind of chiropractory. She like hurts you. She's like, yeah, no, I know what you're talking about with my neck. She'll like wrote she'll like mess with my feet and my neck will feel better. What about your back? It's all connected. It's all connected, baby. Your pussy. It's all connected. No, she did not touch my pussy. You're cracked. What about your pussy? She did fist my asshole, but okay. You got a lot of tension.

Whoa. Yeah, let me work this out. She saw game over, man knew she had to get in there. So she thought that a hot so she was looking at your aura. I'm just want to collect all this. She's looking at your aura. And she says, I'm going to go, yes, what do hot air balloons mean to you? And you say, I got a call from Conan O'Brien on a hot air balloon talk. Tell me more. And then she said, you're tense like you're tense. You need to go on another hot air balloon. She goes, I think it's a very special thing for you and you need to go on another hot air balloon. And now I'm like actively trying to figure out how to go on a hot air balloon. And she hand you a pamphlet. She's like, and I have this company. And I also run a class. Yeah. It's just a boiler

plate question. I'm sorry. You landed in someone's backyard on purpose or by accident? You can't choose where you land in a hot air balloon. Excuse me? Yes, you can. What the fuck are you talking about? So chaotic. What do you know? You don't. You don't. It's the wind takes you. You can kind of guide it a little bit, but you're not. There's no wind. It's a dice roll? Yes. Wow, I didn't know that. You look for a big open space. So a lot of times it does. I swear to God. You know what though? This tracks for Adam. I didn't know that. What if it's the middle of the ocean? Adam is just a, you know what? Tonight, I'm landing where I land. Well, you don't go towards the, well, you can only go when it's blowing inward. When the wind is blowing the

other direction. You can't. Inward. Inland. What? Right. That's crazy, dude. Yeah, dude. I did. So we can take this another, we can take this a whole another like level because now you're like saying you don't know where you land. That's when you're your most comfortable. That's when your stress is gone. When you're not thinking about where you're going to land. When you're just letting the wind take you. I want some of what Carl's on. You know what I'm saying though? That's like what, that's what, that's what you can take out of that is like, look at that shit, bro. Yeah, maybe. Wow. Hey, maybe that is it. See, this is why I like to air it out with my boys. Really could chop it, chop and screw it up for me. You really got to the bottom of it. And it

could be like a, it could be a coping mechanism. You could, I could take it as a coping mechanism because sometimes I try to control where I land. I try to go where I want to go and I'm like, I'm going to go there and then shit does not happen. And what happens, I get angry. You know what I mean? I get mad. I love this. If I'm not looking for where I'm supposed to go and I just fucking land dude. And you just land. I just fucking land. Well, yeah, but she didn't mention hot air balloons for you. You might have a different thing. I can still take this as a parable. Maybe Kyle, you're like a kite. I'm still allowed to take this as a parable. I'm with her and she, so I kind of see auras now a little bit and I'm not seeing hot air balloons. Kyle,

you're like a diaper floating in a canal. Yeah, exactly. That's, that's fine. But that has walls. That doesn't really work actually. Yeah, that's actually like a pretty clear, that's a pretty clear ending. A canal is not the, the wide open blue. What does it call the thin blue, the thin blue, the big thin blue, the great thin blue. Pull it out of the thin blue. That's what she said instead of thin air. Yeah, she pulled it out of the thin blue. I'm into that though. We'll make merch out of it. I guess. Let's turn. Hey, we love that. Well, our fans will. Yeah, someone else will. I hope so. Right. That's true. Our fans will before we can because

that's America. They're more organized. They are. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your

reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me.

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filming. There's like six of them and then like five of us in the scene and like they're kind of just standing in the background looking serious and stuff. And they're like, and cut. Okay, we're going to move the cameras around. You guys can head inside and this 60 year old dude just goes all right. Just ripped apart. Everybody turns around like what? It was it was that loud? Were you were you outside? We were outside. Oh, well, then that's fine. That's dope. I know it's fine. But I was like, this dude's wild. That's wild. Yeah, he's a hell yeah, that's the guy you want to kick it with. Yeah, I talked to my crafty. You did. Was he cool? I feel like I feel like when you get old, sometimes you just don't have control over it at that

point. It's just kind of it's kind of seeper. But it was good timing. I oh, you think it's fine. But I'm like, it was so you're saying he you farted out of the thin blue. He farted into the thin blue. Yeah, I'm following. I'm following. It was I was just like this dude, you know, did this dude just didn't give a fuck. I was like, he didn't give a fuck. And I was like, wow. Well, and he was a an extra, essentially. Yeah, background actor actor. Yeah, was he just wow. It had to have been loud. You're outside. The film sets are not quiet. It had to be or was it during room tone? We were on an airport. We were at an airport with planes coming and going. And it was like, he probably just didn't know was going to be a loud doggy. Oh, yeah,

he that one squeaked out. He was he was thinking it was going to be a quiet toot it and boot it. And it was a real wow, dude. That just reminded me. I remember one time we were shooting workaholics. I did fart during room tone once and it was a crowning achievement on that's great. That's got a point. That's really yeah, that was a real joke. Yeah, it was a real room tone is at the very end of the day. They'll usually the the sound department will get room tone. Yes. And everyone has to be super quiet so they can record one minute of just what the room sounds like. That's right. They can lay that down later. And you everyone has to be super quiet. And if you make a noise, you rerun it for everybody and everybody has to wait around another whole minute. But

if you fart during it, then it's funny. Yeah, you're legendary forever. Then then you're a king. I'm hoping somebody has got that. Yeah, got that on wax. Hey, can we circle back to farts real quick? I would love to circle that we did just in terms of I want to circle back to the canning process that you were talking about with the Gerber. I think if I were to do this, I would choose a larger jar because then somebody could take a whiff and close it back up and you and save it for later. I think if you're using a Gerber, I think once you open that thing, the farts gone. I think you probably want to use like a quart, like at least a quart size jar. Seriously. Then it's in there with a bunch of other air.

I kind of think. I don't know. I'm just putting it out there. Yeah, I think we sell multiple sizes. Maybe the smaller are a little cheaper. Genius. No, the smaller ones are more expensive because it's potent. Yeah, those are the real nasty dogs. Yeah, I think we that's debatable, but yeah, we have to have some price tiers built. Go ride a hot air balloon. All right. He knows what he's talking about. For the college kids, you know, the little ones are like taking a shot. And then the big ones, you know, that's, that's like, it's like buzz balls. I want mine to be in a buzz ball and old buzz ball container. That's a good idea to do the crossover with buzz ball, where it's our farts and things. Yeah. The fart balls.

Buzz balls. Get at us. No, honestly, though, buzz ball, I do want to work with you. I don't know. Fart ball is the idea. Are they still making buzz balls? Oh yeah, dude. Check any liquor store you go to. They sometimes they're hidden, but they, wow. You gotta like blow the dust off them. Nobody's been drinking them since like 2010. You gotta kind of shine them on your shirt like an apple before you open them. Yeah. It's like an old potion. I love buzz balls. And now they make big buzz balls, like huge ones. Oh, yeah. Big balls. Well, that's kind of ruining big balls. What was cool about it is that it was just a little ball. You

just kind of took a shot. Yeah. Those pre-made shots like the bigger ones and like the little bigger than that. I mean, you could take them down. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking of, like the brass monkeys or the club or whatever. Yeah. Those ones were free. Is that what the buzz balls are? Are the buzz balls like pretty much? Yeah. They're like, they're like the pre-game. Like you hit those and then, and then you get the party started. Dude, do you remember the brass monkey ones? Of course, dude. Oh my God. There were pre-made brass monkeys? Yes. But I don't think it was. So fucking good. So like the brass monkey is kind of hazy what a brass monkey is, right? Cause I heard a brass monkey was like, you go. No. Brass monkey is a 40 that you

drink down to the label orange juice. To the label orange juice in it. And that's a brass monkey. It's, it's not fuzzy. It's exactly that. Right. Well, I think that the club brass monkey was not that. I think it was something else like a, like a shot with like whiskey or something. I don't, I don't know. So a totally different drink. Yes. Let's go. And this is a vodka soda made with gin and juice. Tequila. Here. Let me see. Brass monkey cocktail. Okay. Let's look it up. Yes. It has orange juice, vodka, ice and dark rum. That's what they're calling a brass monkey, as far as a cocktail goes. But I always thought a brass monkey was you drink the 40 down to the label. That's how I thought too. And then you fill it up. I think Ders taught me that. So.

Adam Yeltsam. Yeah. Yeah. This is a Beastie Boys song. They have the, they have the, the method in the song, don't they? They tell you the directions. And then you finish the cup. It's like, there's something. Ders, you know it? Did it Ders? Is that your name? Ders? Ders. I don't know that. I'm going to look it up. Brass monkey lyrics. I think they do kind of like paint my head in Google search. Brass monkey. I love when you get a good track that like gives you directions. It could be a dance. It could be a drink. If, if the song is telling you how to do something, I'm in all the way. Oh, funky called Medina. Yeah. Yo. And funky called Medina where he's like,

he gave it to the dog and it was humping his leg. Well, is there, has there been a song that is a, like a dance? Yeah. To the left, to the left, to the left. Now walk in and then down. Now walk it out. Like Tutti Roll? Oh, what about Superman? That's not the butterfly. Well, Superman was like 15 years ago now. What's the most recent one? I think it's that one. Oh, there's hella recent ones. And walking down the past. What is that one? To the left, to the left. I mean, Macarena is a dance. Well, I know Blake, but I keep saying,

what is the most recent? You're saying like, is it Gangnam Style one? What's that? I'm telling you. To the left, to the left. Sure, dude. The electric slide. Now, if you just want to list stuff. And if you just tuned in now, Blake knows what the Macarena is. Gangnam Style. I'm telling you, is that one that goes. Gangnam Style. And walking down there. What is that one? Gangnam Style. Yeah, that's the one they always play in New Orleans. Yeah. I was just in New Orleans this past weekend and I heard that like 25 times.

That's an old song. But I don't think that's the newest. That's an old wedding song. Dude, that's the newest one. Who has the newest dance craze? What? Who has the newest dance craze? Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. He doesn't tell you how to gang him. He doesn't say cross your... It's a style though. It's the Cupid Shuffle is what our producers are saying. Yes, that's right. Cupid Shuffle. Kyle, did you just say Gangnam Style is the newest one? Yeah. Correct. That's what I said.

I've said that like nine times. I just wanted you guys to... No, we heard that but that's not it. Blake, you have to play 15 seconds of Gangnam Style just to bring this and that. Hold on. Let me get to this one first. Yeah, this is old, dude. This is old? Yes. Oh, listen. Listen to that man's voice. That is not a young man's second. I know this is old. Dude, that goes off though. Oh, yeah. That is a banger. Yeah. No, that one's pretty recent. That's at least in the 2010s, right? That's in the 2000s. Yeah, 12 years ago. Yeah, a decade ago.

Goddamn. You old fuck. Goddamn. No, there has to be... It's some TikTok. It's for sure some TikTok that like little girls do dances to and also guys with swishy hair do dances to. Yeah, like guys who are... Yeah, like Nordic boys who you don't know they're Nordic but as soon as they open their mouths, you do know they are. No cupping, no cupping. Man, Blake is coming on fire. Come on up. Who started that hair thing? The Noah kid? The Noah like Instagram kid? I don't know. I feel like it was Justin Bieber did it 15 years ago and then it just looped right back around and now all the kids are... No, it's different though because it's super short on the sides and

it's long in the front. That kid like Noah Centurion or some shit. I don't know his name. That name is hard as hell. No, Noah Centro, right? Is that what it is? Something like listen to you guys guess. I don't know. He used to work out at the gym that I would work out in Hollywood and he is so sexy. Are you serious? You fell for him? Okay, fair enough. And how was the hair? Is he the guy who kicked it off? Yeah, I don't know. He does have that hair, right? I think he might be the guy. He might be. Yeah, maybe it's him. Hey, good job. Shout out. Come on the paw. Shout out, Noah. What was it? Be the second guest. Hey, guy we don't know. Second guest? I don't know.

100th episode, Noah Centurion, get in here. If his name is Centurion, he should be for the 100th because that's got to be some play on 100, you know, every century. Very good. Noah Centurion. To do next week with Centurions as kids, those toys. What was this in the early 60s? When was this journey? Yeah. Oh, right after Shrinky Dinks. Oh, don't play a game of kick the can. He used to play jacks. You guys ever play jacks? Hey, I'll take all your money. Listen to me. Centurions were dope. They were like bigger than, uh, like bigger than a, bigger than a he-man, right? But they were just dudes and they had like holes all over their body. You could snap. Oh, yes. So skeleton. One dude was land. One dude was sea. One dude was air captain

planet. I don't remember. It was also a cartoon. It was also a cartoon. I wanted to reboot that because they all look like dads and it would be really cool. The guy had a hard mustache. The sea dude. His mustache was thick as fuck, dude. I'm talking a real cookie duster. I like that you wanted to reboot it, but you didn't even know the name of it, Blake. You know, in order to get the rights of something, you at least have to know what it's called. No, Derz wasn't pronouncing it correctly. That was honestly such a trippy thing to hear. I know. What is it? Oh my God, I spent like years trying to get the rights. I jumped through legal. Yes, I've been trying to buy the rights for years, but I couldn't think of the name of the thing. So I just stopped thinking about this.

Lower back tattoo of them. I got the tattoos of the holes on my body where you would snap the things. It does sound fucking cool. One was blue, green, orange. It is really cool. Yes. And the bad guy is super cool. Like his arm is a claw and he's like his, his, his teeth are all fucked up. It was sick. He had a patch. It's every cartoon. Yeah, that's kind of every 90s. You know who I was thinking about the other day? If you want to talk some 90s shit. Who, Blake? Is that rhetorical? Bro, because I used to love G.I. Joe. That show was off the fucking hook, but you know who was so sick? Remember Destro with the silver head, dude? Yeah. Yeah. Why don't we talk about Destro anymore? Because I don't know what that is.

See? What the hell? Are you thinking of, no, Destro had the silver dome, but Cobra commander had the silver face. Dude, just play the Cupid Shuffle again. No, play Gangnam style. Oh yeah. Hold on. Wait, who were you saying, Durs? Because I was just going to say Peter D. Coach, coach had the fucking, he has the best Cobra commander impression that like nobody asked for. I think I've heard this. And it's so loud. I believe I've heard it. It's the loudest thing you've ever heard. What would that be? Oh, he goes, I feel like it sounded like that. And you're like, how are you not destroying your throat? But D can do that shit.

Here. I would love TII nation. If you could just edit my impression of Cobra over some Cobra footage. Yes. You're in trouble now. Good, Blake. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Blake, I'm going to get D. I'm going to get Peter D to send me some impressions. We're going to post it. I want to I want to let people know who Peter D is because they do know who he is. He's on the wizard's album. Yeah, he. Yes, he was. He's like a hobgoblin. He's a hobgoblin. That's right. He's in the train. He's in the Warholics pilot. Oh, yeah. He's coach. He's like the gym teacher who's like, get out of here when we ask the kid for the P. Yep. And he's also in crossbows and mustaches. He's the police commissioner who's like, I need your guns and your badges. You're off.

You're off the force. Yeah. D's a legend. Yeah. But dude, he's a legend. Cobra commander is on point, bro. It's unnecessary. It's so intense. But Blake's was also really good and I really want him to keep going. Okay, just throw and if you can just take a seat and listen as I give you the plan to defeat the G.I. Joe's. That doesn't sound like it. Oh, I like how you rolled right in there though. So the writing was was really bad on the show. Well, that wasn't a writing. He wasn't submitting pages. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about Blake's improbability. Yeah. Yeah. The most basic. He's not reading a script. Guys, I got a lot going on here. I got a lot going on here. All right, I'm looking up gang and style. I'm speeding up soundboard stuff. Okay. My audio recording said

that I guess I had some like parental thing on where I hit time limits. I was really, I was in a fucking twister over here. You were going through it. Hey, and but you still committed to saying the most basic line that he could possibly say. Okay. To destroy the G.I. Joe's. By the way, all you need to say is Cobra retreat. So this wasn't a dance. Am I tripping? This wasn't a dance? Yes. This was a fucking dance, dude. Yeah, it was this. That's all we can get. It was this. Yeah, you would you would like double you would like give a double hand and blow hand job. They were lateral. Dude, I want a double hand and blow job so bad. I don't think they were vertical. I think they were lateral. Yeah, they do that. They do that too. They do that in the videos.

Okay. Wait, but oh yeah, you're right. Well, I can't for reasons I won't go into. I can't for reasons I won't go into. I can't get that believe self slam right double handed impossible. G.I. Joe the movie. Can we talk about G.I. Joe the movie? Maybe the greatest opening sequence in film history. Okay. I can't recall the never seen it. Not a fan. Oh yeah. Move over. This mysterious like assassin. Yeah, better. Oh, mysterious assassin like infiltrates the fortress, sneaks out and then Cobra falls from the sky. The fucking balloons are it's sick and then G.I. Joe comes out of nowhere. I'm falling now. And I believe you dudes who are into wrestling will appreciate this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Kyle's leaning in Sergeant Slaughter. Yeah. Crossed over into G.I.

Joe. Yes. That was a game changer. Actually, Sergeant Slaughter somehow I got Sergeant Slaughter's G.I. Joe because my dad said that he met him on a golf course. You probably went to a toy store. No, dude, you couldn't get Sergeant Slaughter. They didn't sell Sergeant Slaughter in stores. What do you mean? No, they did not. I had a Sergeant Slaughter. The one with the tank top that said USA and red, white and blue. This is for sure your dad, your family is you guys were going through a divorce. He was looking for a way to sort of mend the fence and be like, I got you. Stop, dude. You can't buy this. Dude, my dad listens to the pod. I met him on a golf course. He met Sergeant Slaughter on a golf course. He handed me. I'm friends with him.

I definitely believe your dad met Sergeant Slaughter on a golf course. Thank you, Kyle. 100% I believe that. The only thing I'm questioning is that you couldn't get it in stores. Yeah, well, that's true. I guarantee that's true. I'm not buying it. Guarantee that's true. I would put money on that. It's not real. How hard do you think it was to get to Sergeant Slaughter in the nineties? I'm sure he was on golf courses in Southern California. Yeah, I don't doubt the story, but you can buy it. I had it. Here's where the story. I believe, yes, this is where the story gets weird, is your dad meets Sergeant Slaughter on a golf course and he goes, shut up, put your clubs away, come to the trunk of my car. I have an action figure

to give to you to give to your son. Well, that was pretty quick. I don't know. There was probably some like nine holes of golf in there. Adam, you got the story wrong. It was, here's Sergeant Slaughter to win your son back. Yeah, to win your son back. Stop. I know what a love. Leave him alone. I know what a love. I got you. Sorry, this is an open wound from 27 years ago. Nobody wants Blake to cry. Dude, my dad listens. He constantly says that he wishes he could call in because we miss quote him. You guys are fucking with my dad right now and I'm going to tell you right now, my father knows Sergeant Slaughter. We love, we love Tim. My father, my father.

I'm telling you, this Sergeant Slaughter toy was not, you had, I think you had this limited. What was so special about this Sergeant Slaughter toy? Listen to him. Listen to him. You had to collect. You had to collect. I'm about to. Will you shut up Kyle? Shut up, bitches. Okay, say divorce one more time. Stop saying it. Do I say divorce? Adam says divorce. How do I say divorce? You say divorce. Adam, you know you say it weird. Let's move on. You can't see the trees through the divorce. Here we go. So here's the thing about GI Joe's is I think that every pack. Kyle, shut up. Don't laugh so hard. I'm trying to listen to Blake. Blake, I know what you're going to say. I think that every pack on the back have this little square that you would

cut out. And then once you've got like, I want to say 20 or 50 or I don't fucking know. I want to know. You would send that into Hasbro or whatever. Whoever was making GI Joe and they would send you Sergeant Slaughter, but it wasn't available in Toys R Us. You had to go through that process. And that's how I got it because I had him. And then when they had a refrigerator, Perry, yes, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar, I believe was a GI Joe guy. I don't recall that, but he might have. There was definitely a dude who like had like basketball grenades. You guys had some deep cuts. I had like three. I didn't really go down the GI Joe. I was, because they were too small. I already had hemen and I'm like, well, these, they're giant. No, but I had snake eyes. Snake

eyes was fucking tight. I wasn't allowed. Why not, Kyle? You'd shove them up your ass. I was not allowed. Yeah, you're trying to stick them down your dick hole and your mom's like, no. Well, they were the only ones that would give me a double-handed, never mind. You can't talk about that. No, because they had guns, dude. What? Guns? Because they were guns. Yeah. I wasn't allowed toys with guns. Like I wasn't, you know, I was in a pretty strict. And that's so weird because out of the four of us, you would definitely be the person to shoot. You sleep with a handgun. Maybe the what? What'd you say? To be the mass shooter of the four of us. Me? Yeah, out of the four of us. Oh, come on. That's so weird because you're the only one of us who sleeps with a handgun.

Oh, come on, man. Well, yeah, I mean, you should just play with toys. Don't limit anything. You know, anything. I'm going to get my kid's heroin and be like, I'm not limiting anything. Let it ride. Yeah, check it out. Try it. You're probably I'm banking that you won't like it. Maybe like it. Pizza pizza. Yeah, let them pick. That's smart. Hey, but what was up with Sergeant Slaughter in G.I. Joe's and WWF? I know that's why it was fucking cool. What the fuck was that? What was going on there? That's a great question. I might have. What came first? That's what I'm wondering. G.I. Joe. I think G.I. Joe was G.I. Joe. Well, G.I. Joe, the toys definitely did. They were like Barbie dolls at first, but like actually, you know what? Sergeant Slaughter might have been born around the same time

and grew up to be Mr. Slaughter. Little David Slaughter, Teddy Slaughter. Yeah, Teddy Slaughter. Little Davey Slaughter. My father, Ryan Slaughter, is a good man. Sergeant Ryan. Is Ryan a dad? So what other stories did Tim Paul Slaughter? Did Tim tell you growing up? You want to call them up? You want to call them up? What other celebrities did that gave your dad a gift to give to you? What other celebrities? Dude, I even got a gift. I even got a gift from your dad. I wish there was a list. I wish you were like, well, yeah, he actually met Clyde Drexler and Clyde Drexler gave him. He did have a homie who knew Jason Kidd, the basketball player. So that was sick. That was kind of like. I got a pack of

cigarettes that Jason Kidd smokes. I think I might have got his little, what were those toys where they didn't move? They were just like, they were just little stands. Oh, like starter or something or whatever. Yeah, those starter toys. I think I got a Jason Kidd one of that. Oh, you're talking about elite, not elite. And that's from your dad's connection with Jason Kidd. This is cool. Your dad was super plugged in. Starting lineup. I remember even your dad hooked me up with a tech deck, like one of those mini tech decks. That's right. That was signed by Ronnie Krager. Yes, he worked for Vans. Yes. I wish I knew Tim when I was in my youth. My dad would just bring home like a Pizza Hut basketball. That was like the big gift he would give me. Well,

that's huge, by the way. Those basketballs were super dope. And you had to eat a lot of pizza to get them. So they were worth it. It's a bagger. I think you had to buy like a large and then spend an extra like $9 or whatever the basketball called. I thought you had to eat like 20 pizzas. No, not at all. No, no, no, no. You buy like breadsticks and then if you spend an extra $9. Yeah, your parents are like, you're like, mom, I want the basketball. They're like, you have to eat 20 pizzas to get that. Get in the car. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. That's what happens. They're like, no, we're not going to get that. Get in the car. Don't play with guns. I know you want to. You see those eyes. So strict, bro. So strict. You want to play with guns, don't you? Yeah, we know you want to play

with guns. We know you do. Wouldn't it be so fun to have a gun in your hand? I just want to play with toys. You want to football? Pray for one. You know what? It's really fun. What? A gun. Do you think that? Do you think that to be true? Oh my god. Oh boy. No, I just want to play with toys. Like it's really that's it. Just the toys that my friends are playing with mom. That's it. Okay. Well then eat 20 pizzas. Did she say eat 20 pizzas or kill 20 people? Your choice. Pizza, pizza. That took a dark turn. Hated it. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe

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I want to go play at their house. They got all the transformers that turn into the bigger dude. That dude, man. Blake had a case. He still has all the toys. Blake, you had everything. Have you seen your house? You had everything. Before you painted the walls all white. Blake was like six, like what, eight years old and you had a display case for all of your collectible memorabilia toys. You had all like the Chevron cars. Remember that shit? You had all the I'm sorry, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck are we talking about? Be gentle, okay. Do you remember? All right. We're gonna dive into more toy talk, baby. We're doing some toy talking. Okay. Remember Chevron? They had those

commercials where it was like kind of claymation. It was like cars with eyes and they be, they be like kind of like talking about their day. Like, oh, sometimes like the bird takes the shit on me. You got to stop. Yes. You remember this? I guess so. I guess so. Kind of. But you collected that? Remember the Chevron cars who wants that toy. No, I don't you know what that might have been a west coast No, it was like oh gee picks our cars dude. This is probably where no this is probably where cars got their idea We were amico people in the midwest. This is definitely where they got there Okay, well Chevron released these car toys and they they were a ton of them They got like super collectible people really liked them. They were sick

You could get like all different kinds of cars and I collected them you you were a big collector you collect Yeah, I'm not trying to rain on your parade dude, but yeah, it's not like the worst toys. No, I never opened them I didn't even play with them. I just put them in the display case I'm talking about like those racetracks where you had like the car gun thing where they would go upside down like zero Or like who had crossfire the ones that had the the what the gun had the gun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Those were sick. I had that too. I had that too. They were called like zero G's or whatever All right, it would go up the wall and down. What was your weirdest collection? Like what did you guys collect that gas station car? No, I would collect pez and got like really deep into pez and had like a lot of pet shit had past t-shirts

It got to a point where it was like a little strange where my parents were a little bit like is he gonna like not be into girls? Cuz he's gonna try to fuck his pez or something cuz he Is he shoving him up his ass? Did you though is he shoving him like real talk when so Kyle couldn't have G.I. Joe's cuz he shoved him up his ass I'm gonna have pez cuz he shoved him up his ass. No, he shoved his dick inside of the pants Couldn't fit couldn't fit I collected Chinese sharp hay like stuff like pictures Yeah, yeah, like I had like I had like a motion That when you walked by would bark at you

What else? Chinese sharp hay's are those wrinkly dog Where are you going? What stores are you going to like hallmark card store? Like where are you going to get sharp hay stuff? That's infinitely weirder than Blake collecting Yeah I'm not saying it's not weird, but Blake was talking about Chevron cars like they were a cool toy and I was like thinking about like laser tag or like Transformers out the asshole kind of thing like I know what I brought that up. Yeah, that's my bad

Those Chevron cars are sick as hell. I stand by them. Yeah, they were dope. You had everything set up perfectly I bet they were cool Blake and I bet your Presentation was truly incredible. Perfectly. It was gorgeous. Your house was like wonderful. I loved going there You had all the CDs too. There's a lot of like there's a lot of cards like birthday cards It had sharp hay's on them that I'm gonna buy that You would buy birthday cards and not use them and I'd like cut the back off And then just like put it up on my my pin-up board. Did you ever have a sharp hay as a dog or what? I don't want to get haven't I told you guys this story. No, you've net you've never had a dog in your life

No, I've had a dog what happened did Wait, what happened this dog? Wait, have you guys seen the good song? Yeah, wait, what happened this dog? Hold on hold on hold on the good son right wait I guaranteed derz is the gun guy too. Yeah, you know, I was saying Kyle Well, here's the difference between the who's gonna be the mass shooter between the four of us Kyle might just snap and start shooting a couple people then realize what he's done He's murdered two people and he's like, oh, what did I do then turn the gun at himself derz would have a full plan

He would wow be like a 60 people it'd be A true mass casualty Kyle would just slip up like my Norwegian namesake Yeah, I got 130 people something what happened to the dog Farts and jars guys, right No, Fred Rica lived to 17 or 18. Well, Fred Rico Fred Rico. We had a dog named Freddy was a female Fredrica a little doxin smooth coat black and tan Fred Rica. I've never known this You have never talked about Fred Rica ever Everything about you. I've never heard about this Freddy died when I was probably eight

Hey derz derz, what did you do to this dog? Dog died you want to hear? Here's how the dog died. It was yeah We would like to know it went out in the backyard in the summer and then my dad just found it like laying in the grass Dead, what? Oh my god, so you don't even know what happened the hell like he's like heat stroke. Well, it was hot It was 18 year old RIP for I had something very similar happened when I had two box turtles, but we're talking about me right now It was so hot and it's just so sad any time you go out and discover your pet just dead It's just what you recently found a dead pet. You found Fred. No is when we were living together Adam

Remember we had those tortoises and I was we were Adam. What did you do to this? You don't you remember them. I No, I remember Austin having tortoises. Where did we have tortoises at the at the cocaine fuck palace at the house? I Called it that the first time it came over and it's just stuck on perfect. I'm pretty sure it's still in my phone I got the number. Yeah, I really don't remember us having cocaine. Where were you? Well, they were your turtles, right? Yeah, I wasn't feeding these turtles. Yeah, where did you keep these turtles at? They were like in the fountain that didn't work. Oh Shit, I do a fountain in the backyard that was not operational and I filled it with sand and then I put two tortoises in there

That is right. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, but then one day I think it rained So I moved them to a cooler and I think they might have sizzled in the cooler suffocate I don't know. It was so sad dude. It fucking sucks. That's how you guys like what you do and you're so sad It fucking sucked man. Yeah RIP Fred Rica rip those anyway. Here's the story. Thank you And this is our buddy Bill Krebs favorite story of my life is that I'm so ready died and I was like I think I've told you guys don't listen to me. You've never told Freddie died. My parents were like, hey if you And I was like, we got to get another dog. Like we got to get another dog. I love dogs and you were like, no, I'm good

No, I said he was saying that okay, okay, shut up bitch and my parents were like, well, why don't you research? What the best dog would be for the family and I was like, I'm on it So I bought like these dog books and I'm all about the Chinese Sharpe. I'm like, it's the perfect sign It doesn't need to be walked too much. And those are like the really wrinkly exactly like nude nude looking dudes. Yeah Yeah, not super fun to pet. They have short hair the Sharpe means sand skin because they're actually very rough to the touch They're 17 to 19 inches at the withers they're about 45 to 65 pounds on the dog Showeders I'm telling you but keep going with purple tongues with the chow chow

But they have a lot of eye problems and a hip display show But so I go shiny sharp as that's what we got to get and I start like putting up these pictures on my week At this color code, whatever they have blue ones. They're actually on the brink of extinction. They were only about Maybe a dozen or so Chinese Sharpe is on the planet That's when I believe in 1980 or 81 or 82 the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog gave away Offered to Chinese sheriff Sharpe's his and hers for $2,000 and the the PR Hurricane around that actually brought Sharpe's back from the brink. Yeah, I'm luggage talking good taking it back

Marcus Sharpe there's what happened to the I go I want Chinese Sharpe's and Christmas is coming around this is the way and I open up and I'm like, I'm like, we're getting fucking we're gonna Sharpe It's about to happen. Yeah, hell. Yeah, you've waited and I open a car with a Chinese Sharpe on it And I don't know what the card said exactly, but it was something to the effect of Like this is the closest you're gonna get to getting a Chinese Sharpe. Wow Not like mean but like phrase like it's we're not gonna do it, but here's a card with one Wait, so why did they why did they make you do all this research if they weren't planning on getting another dog?

Fucking get him out of the kitchen. Get him get him away from a man. There's was probably annoying as hell Yeah, I was in the kitchen too much. I think I'm gonna say it. I think that's fucked up, dude I'm sorry. There's that had to fucking like hurt you still now, bro. That has to still be an open wound That's like a divorce Hey, dude, and you know, it's and it hit you out of the clear blue This is how this is how dumb I was when I took French and they were like you got to pick You know, you take a language class and you pick a name from that culture, right? Yes Yes, and you go by that shit, which I would love to hear everyone's so I was John Claude, right?

Because John Claude Van Damme, of course But then John Claude has like a hyphen between and so does Sharpey and one day I was like I'm changing my name to Sharpey and she was like that's not French and I was like it is now Yeah, I was like I'm not doing this unless you call me Sharpey They then fail me. She was like, okay Like this teacher was like, okay Sharpey teacher be like Sharpey and I'd be like Zimapel Sharpey whatever the fuck it was but I had a grown woman Hey man, that counts for something. Where's she at? Shout out Miss Lissage. I'm pretty sure I made your life miserable

Okay, so now though now you're a grown man. You're a father. Yeah, are you gonna do this? No, I can't get a dog. Wife's allergic. Oh, yeah, the allergies She's got allergies, but she'd never had them. She this is the this is the conspiracy theory. You guys ready for it? When she was in Africa, she got malaria After she had malaria Allergic to animals. Mmm. It's science. So what is the conspiracy? Injected malaria in there No, that like somebody who was against the Anders injected malaria in that getting malaria like fucked with her immune system

So much that like it triggered something to change forever, right? But where's the conspiracy or if she realized that if yeah, if she got malaria She wouldn't have to have a dog. She could use that she could lord that over you. Oh, you think she seemed of my no Yeah, your parents called her your parents called her and said if you let him get a Sharpey You realize he wins and we're not gonna let all this We said in a car a car a long time ago that this is the closest he would get to the This is the only underlined ever this is the closest you will ever ever get to owning a Sharpey And it was signed in a bloody paw print

No, but I'm so I know like much about dogs You don't want to sit you don't want to sit next to me when the dog shows on you don't want to battle me No, I've always loved your dog knowledge. I do love you said withers, right? You said to something about the withers Yeah, what is that? Grabbing your hips the weather's of the shoulders Hight from the shoulders, but no from the withers do we have withers do we have withers bill withers RIP? Yes, we did we did have a withers Lovely any takebacks apologies epic slams flowers giveaways

Candy flowers to Freddy. We miss you every day. You were a good little dog smooth coat Dox and Blind as a bat would just walk off the back porch constantly. So my dad had to put up little bumpers Not bumper bumper guy 17 we're on a podcast with Bob dude while we're giving man while we're doing while we're giving it up to our pets I got a shout-out Tiana, bro. Tiana's Tiana's up there and dog and all dogs go to heaven And what what was Tiana's kicking him a Frederica Tiana and Frederica are totally kicking it, bro They're like in yeah, they're cruising right meanwhile Gripsters in hell

Gripster is trapped in Nirvana, dude. He's not allowed to move Gripster's dead, dude. I paid grip star. That sucks. There's a good dog. Gripster died. He he went blind He went he was blind in the last one. They go blind. They do. Did you think you would outlive gripster? Yeah Oh Maybe not at a certain time in my life Yeah, that's a great when you got gripster. Were you like you're gonna keep me alive when I got gripster I was like probably 24. I thought I was gonna I thought I was gonna be dead at 28, dude I really did you wanted to be dead at did you really because that's what he wanted

It's not like we were like how like no It was just like I was ready to grow up in the hood or always like I never thought I'd make it to 28 or whatever because all their friends are getting murdered none of our friends were really getting Murdered well, he wanted to do it in the rock and roll way like Jimi Hendrix and like Janice Joplin Who wanted to choke on a turkey sandwich? Yeah, I was trying to actively trying to choke on a foot long No mama cat when you released the Wizards album you you hit send and then you tried to choke on Whoops

Well, I'd like to give a shout out to Sydney my black lab growing up. Wow. She was just a great dog She just later if you have black labs, you know, they're just the best. They're just so full of yeah They're great webtoes for swimming. Go ahead. She also had a lot of tumors very turmeric. I remember Beautiful dog tumor heavy a lot of tumors and she had it like a twin sister named ginger also had tumors They were very tumoric dogs. Yeah, tumor the tumor twin tumor ecologic I'd like to give a flowers to my mother's dog Sadie Always a total spaz live to be I think 15. I want to say 15 16 That's what she was

No, you didn't hear about this. No, what's this? Beyonce just took it off a song because in um in uh, England. It's like it's like really bad Well, cunt is really bad here, but they're still saying it all over there. Have you got it? That's true. He's got a point It's not just the England It's just that some people even people all over the world have spastic things that are wrong with them or not wrong different Differently able spaz is like making fun of that spastic people Okay, well the dog's dead and and Sadie's fine with it. I knew this dog should be totally cool And she she passed away and my this

My mom's friend made like art of Sadie in heaven. No, like my mom Painting that that you could see it's like a Like glass that are in churches, you know, it's like stained glass. Yes. Yes. Yes And so this it's hanging up in a window in the church grass. It's it's it the sun Shines yes, and it seems insane that my mom has this hanging up there and But you know, she loved the dog. So we're letting her shout out to Sadie. What kind of dog? Yeah, I don't know I think it was a mutt. Oh, yeah, but bitch. I think I met that dog I bet you're gonna tell you exactly if I see one picture of it. Give me one pic and ease hyperactive

Did I meet that dog? He was cute. I believe you have what I have met met her. Yes him. Yeah Hey shout out to all the dogs out there, you know, you've loved them. You've lost them But they're always there for you. It's shout out to Nate dog RIP what a legend Snoop all dogs go to heaven lost and tune in next week 100 episodes, baby. Oh my god. What a thought We might have something planned. We might not live at the Bellagio fountain, ladies and gentlemen I

This one was 99 Wait, what's that song? I think we can end this from Toto You didn't pull Prince you know, I thought you're gonna wait a way to set that one up likey. Oh, that's what I wanted yet There we go, that's it. That's pretty good. That one. I'm 99. Oh, you got them all 99. Yeah, I have Prince But I don't know where it went. I was trying to figure out the pun on that 99 podcast But I don't know, you know what I mean? I couldn't get anywhere, but shut up bitch It ain't one 99th podcast, but a shut up bitch ain't one

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