This Is Important - The Best Of 2025 Part 1

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast, Guaranteed Human. Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the PODS Fight Poverty campaign. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty. Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need.
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Starting point is 00:01:06 That talking about trauma isn't always great for people. It's not always the best thing. About a third of people who are traumatized as kids feel worse when they talk about it. Get very disregulated. Listen to a really good cry on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanko Wally.
Starting point is 00:01:23 And I'm Hurricane DeBolu. On our new podcast Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions. You'll hear us being completely honest about her own health. My residency colon was like a cry for help, honestly. And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human.
Starting point is 00:01:42 I feel like they never felt like I truly belonged in medicine. We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun. Find health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The show was ahead of its time. To represent a black family in ways the television. hadn't shown before. Exactly. It's Telma Hopkins, also known as Aunt Rachel.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And I'm Kelly Williams or Laura Winslow. On our podcast, welcome to the family with Telma and Kelly. We're re-watching every episode of Family Matters. We'll share behind-the-scenes stories about making the show. Yeah, we'll even bring in some special guests to spill some tea. Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. If one of us wins, we all win, I'm Ashley.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Rayfeld, the host of the podcast, good luck with that. Good luck with that is a skateboarding podcast about the past, present, and future of women and gender expansive skateboarding. In our show, we'll talk with skaters like Bobby Delphino on pushing style, culture, and the conversation forward. You break down the door, sick now like hold the door for everyone. I believe in that solely. So listen to good luck with that on iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Blake, we just found out we've known you more than half of our lives. Upwards of 20 years. Yeah. More than 20 years. And we just found out that you. have a dog crazy you own a dog you're a dog owner yes i've had a dog for
Starting point is 00:03:34 yeah close to like i don't know six six seven years now you've had a dog for six or seven six seven years you've never we've talk about dogs all the time you never you've never mentioned that you have a dog that's such a crazy wait a second six seven years maybe yeah right around there maybe hang on is this a Blake Anderson six seven years or is this like a legit actual two or three years? Well, now I'm trying to calculate how long I've been with Sam, but yeah, ever since she moved in. So this is a Sam dog?
Starting point is 00:04:07 I didn't choose this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me. It was a package deal. You didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Exactly. Thank you. And yeah, so I don't really claim the dog because I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog. So it's not my dog, but I seems like you hate this dog. Do you like this dog? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love the dog. Okay. What are we talking? Are we talking? Is this a rescue? Is this a pure bread? Is this something I would approve of? So that's why, that's why you don't claim the dog is you, you, there's some animosity or some hatred in your heart towards this dog. To be fair, no, I love dogs. Dogs are rad, but I'm not really a, I'm not a super pet guy. I'm not really into pet. Do all dogs go to heaven? In your opinion? I don't think they do. I don't think
Starting point is 00:04:54 uh this one is going to heaven it's kind of a demon dog is it kind of a piece of shit dog or what's the deal no why don't you love this dog it's just a really complex it's a very complex dog i don't i don't want a shit talk on this dog it's just in case damn list is i don't we didn't ask you too shit on the dog we just wondered why we had never heard the dog yeah we're we're just asking some questions about the dog we didn't know that this dog existed the fact that you've lived this dog has been in your house that you own for six or seven years. I think he said seven or eight years. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I don't think it's eight years. By the way, I don't even want to come at you this hard. Like today, I rolled into this episode being like, I feel like we've been riding Blake too hard. You guys are really been, you know? You've been fucking giving it to me. I'm getting eyeball towered by you, bros, every week. Well, that's kind of fun.
Starting point is 00:05:46 If I can remember to make an apology later, I will, if I can remember. but I've been like, whoa, we ride this guy kind of hard. And today I'm like, let's ease off the brakes. And then I found out you have a dog you've never talked about. The only reason we ride this guy hard is because it's stuff like this. It's stuff exactly like this. Where he'll just casually draw up that he owns a dog that has lives with him for six, seven years. We talk about dogs kind of often.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I'd say it's a topic that comes up on the on the podcast. It's a dog heavy pop. It is pretty. I know. And I have to really hold my. tongue when what kind of dog some kind of like poo it's like a poodle something it's a little guy okay well I see
Starting point is 00:06:29 I see why you don't love it like a like a mixed breed I believe it has one or two yeah like two two breeds to it that's a mix yeah okay that's a mix it's a poodle uh do you walk this dog ever I have I have yeah do you have to I mean what size shits does this dog shit very little very tiny the shits are it's a it's a small dog it's just a little
Starting point is 00:06:52 Doesn't shed, does it shed? No, no. Well, what's not to like about this dog? It's just kind of mean? Little mean, it's a little nippy. Is it in charge? No, but you know what? She has some real fight to her.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I appreciate that. No, not in charge. It's not in charge. I've tried to check this dog before, and she doesn't back down. She's very feisty. And I like that. The whole thing is you are not supposed to back down. They don't back down until you don't back down.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Have you seen Caesar Milon? I have. This dude just lets dogs bite them and then looks at them like this. Doesn't hurt. Yeah! Even though you know he's in pain. Who is that? Is that the dog whisperer?
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yes. That show is great. Like he takes down some really scary little dog. But he gets bitten. He does. And then just doesn't act like it. And he like scares at them. And then the dog is like, like what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Why isn't the bite? So you need to fight. this dog a la gary busy surviving the game speech okay okay fair enough i don't know which should be a whole sound bite on its own just hit play let it run we could pull it up so blake dropped that bomb on us where it's almost a friendship betrayal that we didn't know he had a dog as i was pretty but i felt betrayed there okay but then also he dropped a little bit of a bomb that he was saying that he wants to get his butthole We're the three best friends.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Right before you jumped on the podcast. I didn't say I want to get my butthole finger before I got on. Before you got on, because we were waiting a little bit for you. You're stuck in traffic or whatever. I was, yeah, I'm sorry about that, yeah. And so we're waiting just kind of in the Zoom lobby, just chilling. And Blake kind of out of nowhere said that he wants to get his butthole fingered. The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it,
Starting point is 00:08:51 A lot of people think that that that would be helpful to get through. But then some people don't think that. And are those people idiots and assholes? Sometimes. Okay. Okay. And are those people maybe dealing with trauma and they should get better help? Possibly.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Okay. Possibly. Nice segue. The funniest part was he had microphones in the crowd. So you heard like, uh-uh. Yeah. We love you, Jamie. There was probably 15.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I love you, Jamie's. But that's why he got nominated because everyone else is like not doing that. He kind of, I think, broke down a wall. Yeah, that's, you know. That's mind-blowing. Yeah. I kind of, I wish you knew stand-up better, Adam. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:39 You know, maybe you're too entrenched in it is the problem and you need to hear a voice from the outside. It's the entrenchment of it all. You've got to come up for air. I think you're angry that you never liked up people that said, amen. Praise Lord. Hey, do you want to get another order of nachos or? Yeah, it was like, I wonder if the bar, if I, if I put microphones in the crowd at one of my shows, it'd be, hey, would he make fun of me if I left and took a shit? I think I could take a shit.
Starting point is 00:10:03 That guy jizzed in the plant or shit in the plant. Do you think the bar's still open? Yeah. I'm going to go grab my vape pit from the car. Yeah. I'm going to go outside. Why wasn't he in Pitch Perfect 3? What the hell is going on here?
Starting point is 00:10:15 What the hell? I thought this was Adam Levine. Did he die? Wait, I'm Googling it. Hey, Siri, did Bumper die in Pitch Perfect 2 or what? Huh, no. Bumper in Berlin, he dies in battle, I think, wasn't it? That's true. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah. Because Bumper in Berlin takes place in the 40s. Yeah, you watch the whole series. The backdrop is World War II. Bumper was like Hitler's number two guy. Uh-huh. And the whole thing is about fighting to be number one guy. No, he was fighting on this side.
Starting point is 00:10:48 He's fighting on the side of the Americans. No, he's an American soldier. Oh, Blake didn't watch it. I think you guys are going to need to take a minute and revisit the instant classic that was Peacock original Bumper in Berlin. I know it well. Okay. Bumper in Berlin is about him getting in a time machine. He's a U.S. spy.
Starting point is 00:11:07 He infiltrates Hitler's army. Oh. Well, he's a, no, he's a dancer that was recruited. Mm-hmm. And singer and singer. And singer, yep, and singer. Right. But he ends up assassinating Hitler at the end.
Starting point is 00:11:19 And then season two was a cliffhanger. No, no, no, no, no. Hitler turns him into an assassin. It's kind of like a remake of Apocalypse. Now we're sent to go assassinate him. Then he's like, well, this guy kind of knows what he's talking about. Okay. And then I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Well, tune in. You got to check it out. Well, good. So we put that to rest. So you guys did watch. It's on Peacock. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, good, good.
Starting point is 00:11:45 It's on Peacock, and it is a great watch. It is a great watch. It is a big. It's really good. Ruined my body, and I have had spasms and multiple surgeries since. So try to get back. But Bumper in Berlin. Your fucking disaster, my guy. There's a, there's a time frame within which you can do jazz splits, Adam.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Yeah. I love doing it. Without stretching. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I should have stretched a little more than I did, yeah, which was none. Because do you stretch?
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yeah, that's a great question. I used to do, I used to do, I always said I'm exactly like. the athletic ability of Brett Farrf, where you look at him and you're like, he can't, he shouldn't be able to do this. Look at that guy like limbering out, like lumbering out there. It just doesn't seem like he's got it. And then you see that mad scramble baby and he has all the moves and he wouldn't stretch. He would do a one, pull his leg back, two, pull his leg back, touch his toes.
Starting point is 00:12:43 That's his stretch. And that is more than I did. Yeah. It's science. Okay. Because I do remember Adam had, and this is kind of like lackadaisical, you had like a point of pride where like, if people were like, well, are you flexible, you would touch your toes really easily?
Starting point is 00:13:00 Yes, that is true. I can. I can still do that. I know, but it was like a thing that you would do to be like, check this out. Yeah, at parties. Hands like palms, palms to the floor. We would be at the Hollywood improv. You would be showing everybody how you touch your toes.
Starting point is 00:13:15 It was cool. Yeah. It's a party tree. Yeah. But that wasn't because you stretched all the time. That is just, my hamstrings are freakishly flexible, and then other parts of my body are not flexible at all. And maybe the loose.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Actually, that is what they're telling me is why my body has fallen apart. Is that, is what? Is that I'm hyperflexible in some ways and wildly too tight in others, and I finally just sort of snapped. Ah. Yeah, sucks, but. That's kind of like you. You in real life, too.
Starting point is 00:13:49 You're a flexible guy, but they're uptight in some other areas, and then you snap every... Like what, Blake? Name three ways. I'm uptight, Blake. Please. Yeah, I like this, Blake. Well, right now, you're jumping down my throat with any sort of criticism. Already regretting it.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Look at you go, man. Come on. Okay, there we go. This isn't being uptight, Blake. Oh, please explain. Here he goes. Here he goes. Please explain.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I'm uptight, Blake. I don't know. brother, you tell me, man. Seen a little wound tight right now. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. Pretty chill. Okay. Chill guy. Tight one of the hole.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I mean, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, what up. Oh, it's there? Oh, yeah. You know, I played that song for my son the other day. Fucking loved it. Really? Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Oh, just the hits were moving. He was doing that, like, little kid dance where you just sort of hump shit. Yeah. Hump shit. Yeah. That song came on. I was doing like, not press photos, but like photos for Monarch the other day. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:55 What is the full name of Monarch? Monarch Legends. It's Monarch Legacy of Monsters. Legacy. Ah, yes, yes. Legacy. And we're doing photos for like billboards and like thumbnails and all that kind of stuff. And that song came on.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I love it. And the guy's like, okay, so like I want to see, you know, Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season and then it's like and I'm like Kungnei! Mm-hmm. Yeah. And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one. You knew what just happened.
Starting point is 00:15:29 And maybe you didn't. Maybe not. But it's just such a good vibe. It's a good vibe, dude. It's a good vibe. And I like that we've claimed it. And do you guys know the Chevy Chase video? Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, good. The music video is all time. Is Chevy Chase singing the song?
Starting point is 00:15:46 When I was a kid, I thought it was a Chevy Chase song. He was Paul Simon. Exactly. I didn't know. I didn't know it was a Paul Simon song. I just saw the video. You know, that song came out when we were like very, very young.
Starting point is 00:15:57 And I was just like, oh, Chevy Chase from the movies also is a very talented singer songwriter. This guy does it all. But you know that he is a talented musician and he was in Steely Dan, I think? Fake news. Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. I've never heard that before. Todd or Isaac are about to jump in here so hard
Starting point is 00:16:20 I've never heard that I'm pretty sure Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan And then he left He was the drummer before they formed Steely Dan Yeah Because then he went to Lemmings So Chevy Chase was just up in the midst Dude he was a player
Starting point is 00:16:37 And that's why I think he's He's fallen off so hard Is he kind of had everything Well and I think he's a dickhead Yeah I know but What I'm going to explain about his dickheadness is that I think a lot of people... Ders really relates to dickheads and really has to stand up for them.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Yeah, Dickhead to Dickhead. It's like entering the mind of a serial killer. Well, because this is somebody who I watched growing up and it was like... You loved him. He's automatically amazing and everything. And then there was a little bit of like a falloff and it was a social falloff that people just weren't jiving with.
Starting point is 00:17:12 But I also understand, like, his humor is like... combative and like aggressive and like put downy because I think he wants people to do the same thing to him so he can like that I mean even in the new S&L movie he was going like toe to toe with like Milton Burrell until Milton pulled out Bullitt. Milton Burrow his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford's daughter
Starting point is 00:17:33 huge yeah yes he did that's a cool I've only watched that part of the movie and I watched that like 35 times and I do want to circle back to that movie but I think that Everything came pretty natural to him, and it didn't to other people. And, like, he never developed the same kind of, like, human understanding. Because he's like, what?
Starting point is 00:17:58 This is, you can't just play the drums. Like, what do you? Like, what? Or he was just a fucking asshole who, I know, but why. Why was he an asshole? People aren't just born assholes. Why was he an asshole? Well, probably his father.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Probably his father was a dick. I mean, maybe his dad was an asshole. And, yeah, that's what I'm going to go with. Yeah. that's usually the case like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like oh that's how you are but then people in his inner circle seem to really like him so what's the who who yeah who's like to me take the lord michael's and like the paul simons and like all these people i think they're asshole paul simon's an asshole maybe okay fair enough isn't he notoriously an asshole as well i don't know
Starting point is 00:18:38 i didn't know that i thought paul simon was like the poster chow for like the fucking nice guy? The love movement of the 60s or whatever. Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole. That's projecting. That's, yeah. That's projecting. That's overcompensating. That's not what I'm talking about fucking. Yes, you are.
Starting point is 00:18:57 The love? Yes, you are, bitch. What do you mean? The love movement. I'm going to come. I think that's fucking. I'm talking about the kindness and like the hippie. What do you think is hugging? Hippies were fucking, dirs. You're not into sex. You're not into making love? Ders. The only reason
Starting point is 00:19:13 anyone was a hippie. It wasn't because they didn't want to wash their armpits. It was because... I'm listening. 100% of the time, they wanted too far. And they're like, okay. This is the way. It's free love. Everyone, it's just a little cuddle puddle and you can just dive in with
Starting point is 00:19:29 a hard dick. Yes. Right. That's why they did it. Freakia. That's why they did it. Water trash. And avoid the draft. Thank you. And so Paul Simon, the poster child of the horny movement essentially is what we're saying. And cowards who don't Go to war.
Starting point is 00:19:44 No one's hornier. And that's why Garfunkel was like, I'm out. Yeah, he's like, I'm out. You're too horny. You're too horny. Right. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:51 He's problematic. I think so. Like Garfunkel is a name he made up. Actually, they meant fucking. I'm about to go Garfunkel. He said, you know what? Fine. You fine.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Go. I'm going to be right here doing this. Yeah. I don't need your ass anyway. If there's, if there's any song that's made for fucking, it's that. It's that. Dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 You know how a hard. how hard you can fuck to that? Yeah, it's so... You know how hard you can fuck to this song, dude? Oh, dude, just the fucking pounding, man. This is something like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman, fuck music. Yes. Well, you know, if you put that song on, full blast,
Starting point is 00:20:35 in the midst of a fucking session. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A throwdown. And she doesn't leave It's a freak off You marry her Oh yeah She's the one
Starting point is 00:20:47 She's the best Yeah If she doesn't leave If she doesn't Hit it And what does it say If she does leave Wait wait what
Starting point is 00:20:55 I love this During sex or like Yes if she doesn't just go You know what All right I'm out I gotta pack it up brother Because that song I mean if we're being real
Starting point is 00:21:04 I'm a head out Is an insane song to fuck too Actually actually Stop fucking wait Adam's like The bit, I'm not, I can't, I won't, I won't, let's get real about this. This is important. This is important.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Because it is an insane song to have sex, too. Sorry, I'm gonna hold up. Sorry, Blake, fuck to fuck too. Stop fucking me, dog. I feel like if you put that song on, I would say 98% of women would go, where's my clothes? I'm leaving. This is insane.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I'm gonna head up out of here. I'm out of here. Now, if one girl's like, she's backing up into it to the beat of that song, you're like, let's get married you're cool you're done you just described every woman at UCB
Starting point is 00:21:46 who's like okay I get the bit okay so the bit is we're fucking in this goofy song okay let's go hang on is this thing on yeah
Starting point is 00:21:54 marry her welcome to Chebby Chase's welcome to Chevy Chase's work is this is this thing on oh yeah Adam I'm glad we unpacked I'm glad we paused the bit
Starting point is 00:22:06 because sometimes the bits goes a little too far it's a bit much A bit much. Thank you for saying that. Yes, points. Here we go. Yes, points.
Starting point is 00:22:15 We're all. Hey, I'm Kelly. And some of you may know me as Laura Winslow. And I'm Telma, also known as Aunt Rachel. If those names ring a bell, then you probably are familiar with the show that we were both on back in the 90s called Family Matters. Kelly and I have done a lot of things
Starting point is 00:22:36 and played a lot of roles over the years. But both of us, just so proud to have been part of Family Matters. Did you know that we were one of the longest running sitcoms with the black cast? When we were making the show, there were so many moments filled the joy and laughter and cut up that I will never forget. Oh, girl, you got that right. The look that you all give me is so black.
Starting point is 00:22:57 All black people know about the look. On each episode of Welcome to the Family, we'll share personal reflections about making the show. Yeah, we'll even bring in part of the cast and some other special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea. Listen to welcome to the family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Hi, I'm Dr. Pryonk Wally. And I'm Hurricane DeBolu. On our new podcast Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions. You'll hear us being completely honest about her own health. I'm talking about very serious stuff right now and you're laughing at me.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And you'll hear candid advice personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human. Sometimes you're there to listen, to understand, to empathize, maybe to give them an understanding or a name for what's going on. That helps people a lot, understanding that it's not just in their head. We are breaking down the science, talking with experts, and sharing practical health tips you can actually use in your day-to-day life. From when to utilize and avoid artificial light to how to sleep better. Everything you need to know about fiber and how to poop better. How to minimize the effects of jet lag and how to stay hopeful in times of distress.
Starting point is 00:24:13 We human beings, all we want is connection. We just want to connect with each other. We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun. Find health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Radhi Dvluca, and I am the host of a really good cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the crappy childhood fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods. We talk about how the things we went through when we were younger can still show up in our adult lives,
Starting point is 00:24:46 in our relationships, our reactions, even in the way we feel in our own bodies. And Anna opens up about her own story, what helped her notice the patterns she was stuck in, and how she slowly started teaching her body that it is safe now. So when I got attacked, it was very random. Four guys jumped out of a car and just started beating me and my friend. And they broke my jaw on my teeth. I was unconscious. Then I woke up and I screamed.
Starting point is 00:25:10 And I screamed because even though I didn't know who I was or where I was, something in me was just like, hold on, wait. They could kill me and I'm not going to let that happen. I'm not going to let that happen. I'm going to get through this. And I did. Listen to a really good cry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. If one of us wins, we all win. I'm Ashley Reifeld and I'm the host of the women's skateboarding podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Good luck with that. Good luck with that is a skateboarding podcast that is part cultural record, part news brief, mostly group therapy, and a place to talk about the past, present, and future of women and gender expansive skateboarding. This week, me and my co-host, Nora Vasconcelos, and Alex White, we have Fabiana Delfino on the show, a professional skateboarder from Florida, whose grit was forged in a family of athletes. Tune in to hear how she broke into the boys club, what it takes to be pro, and why just being grateful you're here shouldn't be the price of entry. Maybe the industry thinks that we just started skating five years ago because that's when they maybe started paying attention It's a no-fluff conversation about putting in the years, stacking clips and receipts and still having to prove your worth while the industry catches up
Starting point is 00:26:15 You break down the door, sick now like hold the door for everyone We created good luck with that because we want to share our experience of existing in an industry that wasn't always built for everyone So listen to good luck with that on iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Pointer, chair of women's health and gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. On this show, I'll be talking to top researchers and top clinicians, asking them your burning questions and bringing that information about women's health and midlife directly to you. A hundred percent of women go through menopause.
Starting point is 00:26:53 It can be such a struggle for our quality of life, but even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it? types of symptoms that people talk about is forgetting everything. I never used to forget things. They're concerned that, one, they have dementia, and the other one is, do I have ADHD? There is unprecedented promise with regard to cannabis and cannabinoids, to sleep better, to have less pain, to have better mood, and also to have better day-to-day life. Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Pointer on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're listening now. Speaking of people we call friends,
Starting point is 00:27:34 we hung out with the people that we call a friend or we called a friend. I would say we still call him a friend. For his birthday. Oh. Oh, shit. And none other than Kyle Newichet. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I love you guys. I love it. Do you love it? He's alive, dude. He's alive. To be clear, it was a bit. It was the whole lunch was a bit. Yeah, it was like a three hour long bit.
Starting point is 00:28:00 We were like, hey, can we take you out to lunch for your birthday? It's party time. And then he said yes, dude. I was like, whoa. Yeah, dude, that sounds awesome. And we're like, yeah, okay. Like, don't worry. Like, we'll pick a vegan restaurant.
Starting point is 00:28:14 And like, we went to a vegan restaurant and pay. And we'll pay for it. We paid for it. We paid for it. The worst part about that bit was that we picked a vegan restaurant. We got there. And then he said, you know I eat meat, right? And then we could have went to literally any other restaurant
Starting point is 00:28:33 Because I don't know if this was just my body Who's never eaten anything vegan Sure, I think I know where this is going The worst diarrhea, dude The worst diarrhea And on the way back home, my guts were Rhyrhyr It was a little rumble in the Bronx
Starting point is 00:28:51 Little rumble in my tumble I'm gonna be honest, I love that restaurant I also immediately Immediately got the fart and some diarrhea came out. Yeah, that's vegan lifestyle, right? Well, me too, and I had a two-hour drive home, and then I had to go right to physical therapy,
Starting point is 00:29:10 a lot of stretching. A lot of a woman bending my leg as my asshole is perched in the sky, just doing this. The cause of diarrhea. Cresting? No, there was no cresting. That's my bodywork guy.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Did you breach the crest or whatever? That was my bodywork guy who doesn't quite breach the crest. Can you imagine holding in diarrhea and getting the crest, like, touch, whatever the thing? The three finger special. Diarrhea. Do you have to go, hey, man, not today, because I eat vaguely my shit everywhere? You have to, right? Yeah, I probably would.
Starting point is 00:29:47 We're close enough now after he's felt my hard cock, smack him in the arm, and. Jesus. Sure. Your fucking disaster, my guy. Well, I told you guys that. I told you that I got a boner, and it was. smacking around and I know it's still shocking yeah it was this is a podcast it's still shocking yeah I'm so sorry I'm so sorry dude I'm very casual I didn't like it I loved it
Starting point is 00:30:11 hot hot hot still shocking here brother have you ever heard of TMI yeah but it wasn't that it was my physical therapist it's a totally different thing there's no breaching of crests or nearing the breach okay uh so that's a that's a bummer the crust is not but it's a lot of stretching and the The vegan food, dude, that shit is, first of all, it's not as good, not hands down. I think you have to also agree. Not as tasty. If we're just talking about, I know maybe health, but also I read that also it's not healthy, a lot of the vegan food. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:48 All right. Go off my fitness, pal. There's a lot of, like, faux creamy greet, like, I just feel like it's very. It's a lot of fake shit. A lot of saucyness that doesn't seem like it's very good for you. that they add in. Okay. Yeah, they're just,
Starting point is 00:31:02 they're just whipping up some nasty shit that then they use a lot of chemicals to taste more delicious. Yeah, right. When's the last time you guys dust it off
Starting point is 00:31:16 like an old vintage porno? Because those are, those are awesome, like 70s pornoes? No. Can I just, okay,
Starting point is 00:31:25 just real quick. Like dust it off or like typed in retro? Yeah, sure. Yeah, I don't know. Once a year I type in retro. Dust it off, no. You wait. And also neither. And also, Justin.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I'm saying go buy a VHS. You'd have to buy a VHS player. Yeah, a VCR. Put in like an old tape from underneath like your dad's bed and like let it ride. Blake, you're famous. You know that, right? Why? What does that have to do with anything?
Starting point is 00:31:52 Where are you going to these places where you need to dust off tapes? You know that they go, well, Blake Anderson is here. He's here buying. I'm going to text everyone I know, tweet about it. He's here again. T.M. Zizzle will be outside. He's here for the third time today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I mean, do those places still exist? I haven't gone on a road trip in so long. They do because of relationships. You know, where people like, Todd, how are you? Good. Did you guys get my videos in? You know that we did. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Yeah, we got it. Yeah, they don't want to let down the local community. It's a community. Yeah. Wow. that's true yeah i can feel that janet died well it was for a while because we um when we would go to that hunting trip oh yeah here we go r i p there was no seltzer or so no internet out there for the longest time uh-huh it was very hard to get it was super it was super spotty
Starting point is 00:32:48 and it'd make your own pornoes i get it and you couldn't watch the pornoes sure that sucks but in the last five or six years suddenly lightning lightning speed now all those rural areas are able to get their pornos so the little porn barn down the way extinct it's oh my god yeah extinct it's it's mad dusty you'd have to dust everything off yeah type in retro let's do that it is too bad yeah it's a bummer i mean this is like those someone just got like a starlink to a village and the village got porno or they got phones or something and then within like two weeks the entire village of the dudes in the village were all just walking around watching
Starting point is 00:33:30 porno. Yeah. Like all day. What do you expect? Isn't that just like kind of like, uh, uh, yep. Telling. Yeah. It's like a yhuh. Yeah, man. That's the biggest yuhuh. I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. Imagine you
Starting point is 00:33:46 live in a village. Closing my eyes. I'm there now. You've never seen any other women but the women in your village and you're related to a lot of them. Blake's like, I'm dressed as a construction worker. Different village. Not the village
Starting point is 00:34:00 people. Come on now. Come on. I'm a biker and assless leather chaps. Yeah, different. Fuck it. No. No, I was thinking. And you've never seen anyone outside of this village.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Suddenly you can see every woman imaginable. Nucky grandma! Every color and creed. All walks of life. Red, white, Herplead. Okod. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:24 I mean, show stopping. absolutely and he could see and they're they're working at a lemonade stand and do you remember the first I mean it's I'm sure it just shocks would shock them you've got the floor Adam you've got the floor you're getting emotional and you're getting
Starting point is 00:34:40 emotional and you're getting emotional the first time I remember seeing a naked woman Adam picked up the microphone he's holding his heart yeah I first time I remember seeing a naked woman I open yeah what was your mom doing it wasn't my mom it wasn't my mom First time outside of, I'm sure I saw my mom, but outside of my mom.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Oh, yeah. She had no lasting impact. And I opened up, I was waiting for my mom to pay for something. Okay. And I, there was a porno rack right here. It was a shitty gas station. And I'm standing there. And I grabbed the magazine.
Starting point is 00:35:13 So your mom was there? Yeah, my mom was right there. I didn't know what I was grabbing. I just grabbed a magazine. And I opened it up. And there was a woman. And she was holding her tit. she had like a big big tit
Starting point is 00:35:26 and she had them like cropped up on her arm like this and they're flopped over like a like a falconer yes she was resting her tits on her arm like much like a falconer ghost face killer arm and yeah okay
Starting point is 00:35:39 it stopped me dead in my tracks like I had a hard time breathing I was so excited and I was young I probably was seven or eight you're a monster I was like a little kid and it just The possibilities of the world have just shattered shifted completely annihilated your reality oh my god your boobs are huge i could honestly cry thinking
Starting point is 00:36:00 about it that's wild yeah i think that that answers almost everything but yeah yeah about your entire career yeah i mean if that makes you misty i go well uh-huh wow that's another yeah uh-huh it was beautiful dude it was beautiful the one the female body is absolutely falconer absolutely incredible and hot hot hot i'm excited for these villagers to get to see it for the first time. Still going to send it. In a real way. In a real way.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Kyle many calories are in babies. Kyle wants to know, something like that. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. It's a, yeah. Hey. Yes, points.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Very good. Kyle's still not back. Done with the movie, still not back. Maybe he's in the basement. We're not saying if he is or isn't, but it's possible. He's not here. Possible. He's eating, come, and the game.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Gettys Center. He might be dealing with the fires from Northern California. Allegedly. Yeah, no, he's Northern California. So he isn't. So, but we don't know where he is. We think he may or may not be in the Gettys Center, in the basement, on the 12th layer, eating cum. He didn't even, he couldn't be the one to donate the cum for all the workers.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Right. But he said, no, sign me up. I want to eat. I want to gobble. Ladies and gentlemen, we have to give the ultimate. flowers. We have to give an ultimate shout out to none other than our co-star, our friend Weiman Lee, who did pass away December 18. His funeral was last Saturday. What a bummer. It was a bummer when we first got that news. It was, yeah. Yeah, that really, I mean,
Starting point is 00:37:45 we've talked about it a little bit on the pod, right? Have we not? I don't think we've even approached it. That was all off pod. That was all off pod. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was truly devastating. I was actually talking with our, what was he on workaholics? Was he a UPM on workaholics? Or not quite yet. He was still first assistant, Mike Levano's. I was talking with Mike Levano and when it happened, when we both got the news and I delivered the news to him.
Starting point is 00:38:14 And it was, I mean, it was such a gut punch to hear, man, because he really was, I mean, we were talking about, we're going to talk. We're going to do a cruise, right? That's the plan, is for us to do a, this is important cruise. And the plan is to get a bunch of cast members from workaholics and do some fun shit. And I was like, dude, if we can get Wayman to give him a free vacation, give him a little money. And Diane. And Diane, his wife, his wife, to come and party with us. And, I mean, he would be a goddamn star, a superstar.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Selfie heaven. Yeah. Oh, man. And, you know. He's in regular heaven. He's in regular heaven now. True bummer. Because the thing, like, we didn't let him talk on the show. By the way, I love how I go, he didn't talk on the show.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And then people were just like up my ass. Like, he talked in the final episode. At the very end. Congratulations, guys. I think it was the second to the last episode. But, yeah. He's right. He gave a hell of a monologue.
Starting point is 00:39:15 But my point being was that this dude was a chatterbox. and like always had like advice and like had like little pointers about life and stuff and you know when you're 20 and you're running around you got all sorts of stuff on your mind you're maybe not listening as much as you should but looking back you're like oh like this dude had sage wisdom and we just had too much machismo we you know we're running around with all this machismo and he has sage wisdom yes yes yes when I did that funny or die video with I mean, Polly charged, but with sleepy Joe Biden. This is one in God, you said sleepy. Thank you. Yeah, I think you charged it. No, it was Polly charged.
Starting point is 00:40:02 It was just regular nothing. But he wasn't sleepy during this time. He was in very awake, very awake Biden. Okay. And he was fucking great, dude. We walk into this, it's like a party scene. It's a funny or die video that we shot together. And it was sick, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:17 It actually was so cool. And- No wonder your house didn't burn. Go ahead. He, they took me to the, I'm in the White House, and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. Barry Wood. And Barry Wood was just sitting on the desk in the Oval Office.
Starting point is 00:40:34 And then we go to the Oval Office and we're standing outside and they are like, oh, he just got on a call. It'll be like 20, 30 minutes. Can you guys wait? And I'm like, oh, we don't have time. And I'm like, fuck. But so anyway, so we're shooting this video and we're they. Oh, Barry's. Baroque.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Yeah, Barack. Okay. Got it. Okay. You're really bad. Like Blake said, he's really bad with names. So we are there shooting this video. There's like 50 people, like 40, 50 people, like extras, crew members.
Starting point is 00:41:05 He goes around, he introduces himself, meets everybody, knows everyone's name, finds a little fact about them. Like, Blake's, you know, like he meets Blake, Blake's nervous. So he says, so he says he's. skates boards and then upon leaving he says boards uh mr president i uh i skates boards i skate sports hell nervous go ahead yeah i skate sports yeah okay poseer blake got got you you skate sport moving on bad with words blake so he then upon leaving went through everyone and said goodbye you know said the little factoid back to them like
Starting point is 00:41:50 it was how you remembered everyone. That was the same day that my dad hung up on Joe Biden. Whoops. I was like Hey, my dad voted for you and Barack He's up That shit's important. Sorry, Polly
Starting point is 00:42:06 charged, but my dad did. And by the way, as a bit, as a bit. No, by the way, my dad he won't shut up about it still to this day. So, you know, he keeps it Polly Charge. I love it. I'm like, would you mind if I called my dad real quick and you talk to him and he's like
Starting point is 00:42:22 of course is it cool so I call him I'm like dad I've someone here that I'd like to say hello to you and he's like hi Dennis this is vice president Joe Biden I hear you guys you voted for me I just want to say thank you for your vote and my dad goes bullshit and hangs up the phone
Starting point is 00:42:39 fucking hung up on you're a monster goodbye yeah and he's like she just said bullshit and hung up the phone and then he was like that's hilarious hands me with my phone back and then he was whist away. Goodbye. And it was just in the wind and was gone.
Starting point is 00:42:55 And I'm never going to see this guy ever again. And then I called my dad back later. Like, what the fuck, dude? You just hung up on the vice president. And he was like, oh, that wasn't one of your friends doing a Joe Biden impression? I'm like, yeah, dad. Yeah, dad. Our classical old stories.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Yeah, dad. Even though I talked to you yesterday, you knew I was going to the White House to do a video with Joe Biden. It still is such an insane thing It was such an insane thing Also to hang up Yeah What did he have to do? He says it was a connection issue
Starting point is 00:43:31 With his car He was like cut out I didn't hang up it cut out And I'm like sure Okay Sure okay But then why did you say bullshit And he goes because I thought it was bullshit
Starting point is 00:43:43 And I'm like All right Well Yeah All right I feel like that single handily might have kind of destroyed Biden's brain
Starting point is 00:43:52 and confidence and all that kind of stuff and he was taking down a peg I bet as a vice president a lot of people aren't saying bullshit you know directly to him you know well I'm glad he I'm glad he called him out but in a way like that butterfly the butterfly effect of that call
Starting point is 00:44:09 in as far as I can see it might have caused his fires yeah it could have been and and like essentially him saying bullshit was like what's with Hunter's laptop you know, essentially that's kind of what he was saying by that bullshit. And what is with the laptop?
Starting point is 00:44:27 I don't even know politics enough to know. I've never, ever read the fine print on the laptop. Yeah. On what the laptop? They're like, what's with the laptop? I'm like, yeah, dude, what is it? What is it? What is it? Anybody's laptop.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I don't want to see. People are like, I want to see the laptop. I want to see everybody's laptop. I don't know. office. I want to see the laptops. Not a good. Dude, by the way, I don't, I don't want to see any of your laptops because I know, the first thing I'm going to put in on your, you know, your website, I'm just going to, I'm going to, I'm
Starting point is 00:45:01 going to go hornhub and then look at the search. And then I know way too much about you. Then I know way too much about you. And Adam, what's the deal breaker? Blake is all, all just piss and Bukaki vids. 69, dude. I don't want to, I don't want to know your, your weird. kinks. I don't think piss is that
Starting point is 00:45:21 weird. Okay. I know we've talked about not king shaming. Yep. That makes sense. But what's going on? Who's looking for the piss? Who's looking for it? Blake just said. Blake just said, he doesn't think it's that weird. I don't engage
Starting point is 00:45:37 in pee play, but I don't think it's that weird. You don't think it's that weird? Oh. It's just pee. Squirt is pee. I know, but if it's just pee, then it's just poo. It's just It's just murder
Starting point is 00:45:52 No, no. It's just snuff films. No, I think that P is by far The least offensive of those King. Like if you're into blood play, that's a little weird to me. And then Pupu is stinky.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Okay. All right. Blake, I was right on the money, dude. I was so on the money, dude. But this is my point. Blood play is a little weird. But why isn't P Not weird.
Starting point is 00:46:19 This is crazy. I don't like... I don't like... I'm like shocked. Dude. I'm just saying I don't... I know, but why do you even like to... Why are you even defending it?
Starting point is 00:46:32 Dude, I was like, you bring up the porn hub, you look at the search, you really know about a person, and then I put pissed on Blake as a joke and I nailed it. This is very shagged telling. Adam, I love you. I don't like it, though. No, I don't know. No, I'm not a P guy. I'm not saying you are, but the way that you're going, eh, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:46:55 It makes me go, but what about it is desirable? Blake, stand up, stand up for your choices. I think it, I think, I don't know. Some people get off on like, degrading people, degrading people. Sure. Maybe it's a form of, of, of, of, of, radiation? Maybe. Yeah, I think in some cases. I think it is. I think if someone pees on your face? Yeah, I don't know. But I think there's, there's, there's, of course, two
Starting point is 00:47:28 ways. There's the person who likes to pee on people, and then there's a person who likes to get peed on. Yeah. People used to throw around hose real casually in the 90s. Yeah. Hose was a Now, what does Hose, what does Hose mean? Like, what does Hoh mean? Like, Hooker. Okay, go off. Oh. Does it mean hooker? Or does it mean? Or does it mean just like a loose, a loose lady? No, it means a hooker. Okay. Does it?
Starting point is 00:47:52 Yeah. I thought it was whore. Yeah. And then they took the hoe out of the whore. I'm sorry. I love how someone goes whore. Yeah. Hooker, hoar.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Does whore mean hooker? I thought a whore meant was like the same thing as slut. No, whore is somebody who fucks for money. Oh. They all are, they all are the same thing and, you know, like the technicalities of it. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think they all, all the words mean different things.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Like how words work. It spawned from pimp culture, you guys. What, what's that? It all spawned from pimp culture. Sure. Yeah. Absolutely. I like how after we kind of walked it out, Isaac just wrote in the group chat.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Or. Or. Right. Hey, I'm Kelly. And some of you may know me as Laura Winslow. And I'm Telma, also known as Aunt Rachel. If those names. ring a bell, then you probably are familiar
Starting point is 00:48:47 with the show that we were both on back in the 90s called Family Matters. Kelly and I have done a lot of things and played a lot of roles over the years, but both of us are just so proud to have been part of Family Matters. Did you know that we were one of the longest running sitcoms with the black cast? When we were making
Starting point is 00:49:03 the show, there were so many moments filled the joy and laughter and cut up that I will never forget. Oh, girl, you got that right. The look that you all give me is so black. All black people know about the look on each episode of welcome to the family we'll share personal reflections about making the show yeah we'll even bring in part of the cast and some other special guests to
Starting point is 00:49:26 join in the fun and spill some tea listen to welcome to the family with telma and kelly on the iHeart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts hi i'm radi dvluca and i am the host of a really good cry podcast this week i am joined by anna runkle also known as the crappy childhood fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods. We talk about how the things we went through when we were younger can still show up in our adult lives, in our relationships, our reactions, even in the way we feel in our own bodies. And Anna opens up about her own story, what helped her notice the patterns she was stuck in, and how she slowly started teaching her body that it is safe now.
Starting point is 00:50:10 So when I got attacked, it was very random. Four guys jumped out of a car and just started beating me and my friend. And they broke my jaw on my teeth. I was unconscious. Then I woke up and I screamed. And I screamed because even though I didn't know who I was or where I was, something in me was just like, hold on, wait, they could kill me and I'm not going to let that happen. I'm not going to let that happen. I'm going to get through this. And I did. Listen to a really good cry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyank Wally. And I'm Hurricane DeBolu. On our new podcast Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions.
Starting point is 00:50:45 You'll hear us being completely honest about her own health. I'm talking about very serious stuff right now, and you're laughing at me. And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human. Sometimes you're there to listen, to understand, to empathize, maybe to give them an understanding or a name for what's going on. That helps people a lot, understanding that it's not just in their head. We are breaking down the science, talking with experts, and sharing practical health tips. you can actually use in your day-to-day life. From when to utilize and avoid artificial light
Starting point is 00:51:20 to how to sleep better. Everything you need to know about fiber and how to poop better. How to minimize the effects of jet lag and how to stay hopeful in times of distress. We human beings, all we want is connection. We just want to connect with each other. We want to make health less confusing
Starting point is 00:51:36 and maybe even a little fun. Find health stuff on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If one of us wins, we all win. I'm Ashley Reifeld, and I'm the host of the women's skateboarding podcast. Good luck with that. Good luck with that is a skateboarding podcast that is part cultural record, part news brief, mostly group therapy, and a place to talk about the past, present, and future of women and gender expansive skateboarding.
Starting point is 00:52:01 This week, me and my co-host, Nora Vascenzelos, and Alex White, we have Fabiana del Fino on the show, a professional skateboarder from Florida, whose grit was forged in a family of athletes. tune in to hear how she broke into the boys club what it takes to be pro and why just being grateful you're here shouldn't be the price of entry maybe the industry thinks that we just started skating five years ago
Starting point is 00:52:22 because that's when they maybe started paying attention it's a no-fluff conversation about putting in the years stacking clips and receipts and still having to prove your worth while the industry catches up you break down the door sick now like hold the door for everyone we created good luck with that because we want to share our experience of existing in an industry that wasn't always built for everyone So listen to good luck with that on iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Lama is a spirit. It's not just a city. I didn't really have an interest of being on air. I kind of was up there to just try and infiltrate the building. It's where Kronk was born in a club in the West End. Four world star, it was five and five nine. Where a tiny bar birthed a generation of rap stars, where preachers go viral. And students at the HBCU turned heartbreak into resurrection. How do you get people to believe in something that's.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Dead. Where Dreamers brought Hollywood to the South, and hustlers bring their visions to create Black wealth. Nobody's rushing into relationships with you. Where are you from? They want to look in the eye. Where the future is nostalgia. Talk to my chat, GPZ.
Starting point is 00:53:25 She's like, you really did first lady to have a gayful girl's tape in Atlanta, Georgia. Like, that's what separates you from a lot of people. And I'm like, oh, what, you're right. Atlanta doesn't wait for permission. It builds its own spotlight. Um, Big Rube. Let us guide you through the stories behind Atlanta's most iconic moments. Listen to Atlanta is on the IHard Radio app.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. What do we do if we're not getting freaking hand grenade and fucking daffery towers? I love it. I mean, it's a beautiful city. We can walk around. I mean, let's get real. We are going to party pretty hard.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Hell yeah, brother. I am going to have to pick my spots. Pull back. Because my body, it is alcohol. Alcohol does make me spasm out. Darn it. And it sucks. Darn it.
Starting point is 00:54:13 And that then makes my muscles so tight. It hurts to walk and stand and move. What a bummer. Darn it. So am I going to stop? Never. Can't. That's why.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I actually can't. But I'm going to have to watch it. I'm going to have to mix in some waters. That's the new thing. That's the new thing that I'm really trying. I'm like, for every drink. A drink in a water? A drink in a water.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Yeah. That's too much. That is a lot. You're going to be going to pee pee a lot. Right. I would say every two drinks, chug a water. Just do whiskey waters. Every two drinks.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Okay, so doctor said one for one. You've slid it over for two for one. A little bit. Yeah. Two drinks, sip of water. Yeah. No, dude, I'll pound a water. If you give a water to someone else, it counts.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Yeah. It's just being in the present. I'm not afraid to drink a lot of water, dude. I'm going to be. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you're a little scared. I'm not afraid. I love water.
Starting point is 00:55:07 You're a water boy. I think you guys know how much my love of water. I mean, this, hey, this was full. All right. I'd be sipping water, dude. And my butter held up a cup. You think we know how much you love water? I was unaware how much you loved water.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I didn't know. That is not true. You guys know how much I love water. You guys have been on set with me for years. I love it. I drink 25 waters a day. I don't think sparkling water mixed with Red Bull counts as a water.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Yeah, that's what I know. No, I only have one go juice in the afternoon. Or I used to. That was only my afternoon and sometimes two or three. don't want to burst your bubble. That's all we know, pal. I don't remember, I truly don't remember you consuming that much water on set. Okay, that's, that's weird. I like how Adam thought he was walking around being like, everyone knows I'm the king of water on set here. Everyone knows I'm the king of water. Wow, dude. I should, I should wear a fucking crown. It's up, Adam. How you
Starting point is 00:56:02 doing? Just over here drinking water. You know me. Hi, Drayton. Stay high. I mean, you act like I don't drink a lot of water, dude. When I'm known for drinking fucking water. And I'm actually a little offended that you guys are pretending that I don't drink. That's my circle rolled up to you and not us. I get it. I get it. Yeah. Circle water came to me and because it's known throughout the industry.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Right. And I thought through my best friends, I mean, we didn't even know Blake had a fucking dog. So there's a lot. I guess we don't know about each other. Yeah. That's because you don't listen or pay attention to me. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:33 That is very, hey, very similar to you not noticing me constantly grabbing a water from the cooler and slamming it like this. Which, by the way, it's. Circle water is flavored water. That's not logging in my head as, oh, Adam's, there's Adam drinking water again. Well, this is a new thing, dude. This is a new thing. I'm talking old school, shooting workaholics, me slamming waters on the fucking regular, dude. Again.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Making you look like a bitch, because you don't even drink any water, Blake. And you could tell from your sunken in dry skin. You look like a weathered old bag. You know what? And the proof will be in the pudding because we did take our. blood, all of us. We have a testosterone test coming up in New Orleans, so it will be put to bed once and per all, and you will see that I have the highest T of the group, and you will be shocked. I mean, maybe. I'm excited. I'm excited. I would not, if I were to bet money, it would not put
Starting point is 00:57:30 my money on you. Okay. Well, Ders is load boost enhancing, so he's disqualified. Yeah, I feel like Ders might, that might tip the scales. The load boost has to. I don't know if it does. Oh, it would have to raise your testosterone. Oh, I got the wrong thing. It says, chode boost. It's making my dick wider. Oh, fuck. It's making that part between your asshole and your ball sack.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Bigger. Very cool. Oh, yeah. What's a chode? Is that what the chode is? Yeah. What's a dick that's wider than it is long? I think that is a chow.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, yeah. I think the chode is several body part. Maybe a lot of different things. Yeah. But for me, it's the wider than long. I mean, I'll chug a water for you guys right now, but... Adam, I know you drink water.
Starting point is 00:58:18 That's not the first beverage that comes to... It's probably the fifth beverage that comes to mind when I think of you. I like beverages. Right. That be it said. Okay. But water is not number one by any meaning. Says you.
Starting point is 00:58:32 He's crying. Says you, bitch. His eyes do look hella glistening. Well, maybe it's the water coming up. Yeah. See, it's... I'm full. they say like a lot of this like
Starting point is 00:58:45 porno is like kind of it's it's rotting the mind they say that they say hey I'll say it it's rotting the minds yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you can't watch it too much you can't watch it too much I agree there's no such thing as watching it too much now they're going to try to like do like weird moves in the bedroom great ass
Starting point is 00:59:06 good point out you can't watch it too much you can't watch it too much next thing you know you're at your village everybody's trying to do pile drivers just getting i mean can you imagine that's fun but like do you think in these villages like they're bored right well no there's no tv so i got to imagine they've already done all this stuff no no no they might be able to teach us a thing or two
Starting point is 00:59:34 they haven't they didn't even know that that stuff was available to them they did not even know have you ever looked up village porno but what else are they doing they're they're trying to survive unders there's no boredom because they're actively trying they've figured out farming you think they're just tired at the end of the day they don't have the strength to pile drive they're too tired dude sometimes i'm a 40 year old man i have a bad back i have spasms at the end of the day i'm tired you know no dude i think in these villagers who are i think in any past civilization it's like noted that like all people live
Starting point is 01:00:11 for was to fuck each other. Well sure. I don't think they got they get spasms out there in the village. That's not all passive civilizations. That's ancient Rome and Greece. I'm saying in places that don't have like because I'm going to the past because we're talking about people who don't have access to
Starting point is 01:00:27 internet or television. They fuck the shit out of each other constantly. Right. They were doing freaky stuff. Well I think in in yeah, in Greece they did. they literally would fuck the shit out of each other, literally. But just as like Kamasutra, like these books, these are, these are tales as old as time. Yeah, and honestly, maybe you're, maybe you're right.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Kamasutra, they didn't have the internet. Yeah. They had their imaginations, Adam. I imagine these sweet, these sweet village people and they're not gaping each other's buttholes. Why? I don't know. What?
Starting point is 01:00:59 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, you might be right. But by the way, I think about this all the time. I'm still going to send it. I know you do. I know you. I know you do.
Starting point is 01:01:06 All the time? I know you do it. No, no, no. But just like, hey, you're like, they don't have gave them buttholes. All it takes is for one person in charge to be like, and the women here, we need to make sure you gape your buttholes. It's just what we do here. Yep. Like, look, think about it.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Every, every woman in Western world. And that's in order. You think about this all the time. And that's in order. No, I think about things that are introduced into cultures that just become like the status quo. Sure. sure yeah yeah the norm like eating eggs
Starting point is 01:01:39 like cell phones sure eating eggs but like shaving pubic hair like people just are like who did that women shave their legs in their armpits
Starting point is 01:01:48 and they only do that because apparently like during the war when we were all gone to sell razors razor companies were like don't tell me you're hairy be smooth
Starting point is 01:01:59 shave your legs july or what the fuck effort you know and then women were like embarrassed to be hairy I would say solid move Gillette And that's just like a couple steps away From a gaping butthole demand
Starting point is 01:02:11 Well what brand is going to ask people To gape their butthole what would be Yeah there's not a lot of gait Bick'll do it Bick will do it Bick? Why does Bick want Why does Bick want You gape? Once you gape
Starting point is 01:02:24 It's arbitrary It could be anybody It could be It could be paper mate It could be anybody guys It could be paper mate It could be paper mate It could be fucking
Starting point is 01:02:34 And it could be Unabal, you know? You're just looking for stuff around your desk. You're just looking at your desk. Let's see. You're really just looking at you. It could be Sharpie. It could be Sharpie. You guys, it could be anybody.
Starting point is 01:02:45 I don't know if it could be sharpy. Well, maybe because, or like a lipstick company, because, you know, like they might write things on the butt, like gape me. Like, you know, it's a little slogan or something. Popo Sa! Sure. Yes. Yeah. I mean, for anybody tuning in, as you may or may not know, we're all, we all survive the fires.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Our, our houses are all fine. We, we are very lucky in that way. I mean, and we all know people. We have friends that lost, uh, by the way, so far. Yeah, it's not over. We're definitely not out of. We do. We know, like, for sure, like a dozen people who've lost their house, if not more.
Starting point is 01:03:25 That's just personally. Did I ever tell you guys the story about, uh, when Liam Hemsworth told me he lost, uh, his house? this is years ago this is in australia during those no no no is during the malibu fires he was still with uh what's her name uh party in the u s a populace miley cyrus mylie um he was with her at the time and we were doing press for isn't it romantic and there was a little bathroom like a little side bathroom that only cast could use and i was in there taking a shit and And there was just the toilet, the shitting toilet, and then a urinal. And he came in and I'm taking a shit and the urinal is there.
Starting point is 01:04:12 And I'm like, oh, what's up? Liam, he could see that it was me. And he's like, oh, hey, mate. We hadn't catched up yet. We hadn't seen each other yet. Caught up. And, uh, they're catching. We're catching.
Starting point is 01:04:24 It was catched in. And so, man, let's catch up real quick. So that's Ozzy. That's Ozzie. So he was like. uh you know what's up and i'm like oh you know not much how are you doing he's like oh not good made uh we've lost the house in malibu i remember i remember hearing about this now yeah not this story but the house i was like oh my god man i am so sorry that really sucks and he was like yeah
Starting point is 01:04:48 and he's kind of starting to tell me about it and i'm holding in a shit at this time at this point oh you're fucking disaster my guy so i'm like i don't want to like just drop a deuce so i'm like kind of holding it in and it kind of sucks back up in there you know right and so i didn't want to like drop it out one in the middle of the story but then what happens was you're on the toilet i'm currently taking a shit i was shitting so he's speaking to you over the door or through the door through the door he's pissing through the door come on blake is that how you do it like over the door you like eye contact yeah like mr like wilson from home improvement for sure yes yeah thank you yeah now i can see you.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Damn. It's definitely a woo. Oh my God, he's losing it. Try to please one more time. Well, I didn't want to blow the speakers out. Oh, wow. Fair enough, thank you. I'm not trying to blow the speakers.
Starting point is 01:05:45 There we go. At my funeral, when you're like 90 and I just died at 93, you're only three years older? We would run around and life was just an, It was all It was a disturbed life It was a It was all a dream
Starting point is 01:06:04 We used to read Word Up magazine Ooh-a-a-a-a-a It was a disturbing existing Can I get an ooh-a-a-a-a-ha-ha? Yeah, I guarantee we could do something like that What would you guys What fun things would you guys do At Blake's funeral?
Starting point is 01:06:24 Well, I don't think I'd do much I would jump off a roof onto his casket. Oh, hell yeah, brother. Remember from the video? That would actually be sick. We should hire a bunch of very young, very young. Teenagers. What?
Starting point is 01:06:44 Very young teens. Oil them up. Do a little backyard wrestling at his funeral the way Blake would want it. Adam, show your hang. Okay. Hands up. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:55 I like that. If you guys have a hardcore backyard wrestling match in front of my casket. Yeah, with very young teens. I mean, slippery. The way Blake would like. I don't know if it has to be young teens, but definitely teen. Okay. I like it goes.
Starting point is 01:07:11 I don't know. I don't know. Definitely teens. I know that I don't need that at my funeral. I'm kind of hyped if there's a wrestling match at my funeral, that's fucking cool, dude. Yeah. I'm ready to go out like that. Undertaker, like, theme?
Starting point is 01:07:26 Is that what you want? That'd be sick. That would be really cool. Like, if the lights go out. They hit the ACDC hell's bells as they bring the casket in. Oh, shit. Yeah. And then the casket opens and you're dead and you don't wrestle.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Yeah. They just prop you up and someone moves your jaw to go, oh, wow. Speaking of backshots, my bodywork guy, this was even, this was the one that I was like, dude, I might have to throw up the red flag because I've, I've let him. You need another four inches. Hey, when I'm on his table, my body is his. So I've let him do whatever to make me feel better. And it does.
Starting point is 01:08:09 And he's done the three fingers special. Whereas where his fingers are right under my nutsack, right above my asshole. Right. And I've, you know, in all these precarious situations. But then the muscles release and I feel so much better. So this time, he has me. laying flat on the table and he gets in and he's like
Starting point is 01:08:31 I know we're getting a little intimate it felt it was the same spot essentially but since I was laying down I felt so much more vulnerable everybody's coming I know dude I have a hard time saying vulnerable you do vulnerable that's crazy I do dude in fact on
Starting point is 01:08:48 in the righteous episodes I had to say it I asked Danny I'm like I have to see another word dude and he's like, I think we're going to keep it exactly how it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he thinks it's hilarious that I say vulnerable. What was the word I said during juggalo's where I
Starting point is 01:09:05 also couldn't say a damn word? I'll think of it. You keep telling you. We are so dumb. But he slid his fingers right there, like contrary. Oh, my God. And I'm on the table. Yeah, it looked like that Lisa Ann video
Starting point is 01:09:21 that Ders loves of her face going to. Yeah. That Durs loves Everybody's coming I think everyone loves it Well That's why it's the thing That's why it is what it is
Starting point is 01:09:31 Yeah well you're the one who pointed out to us And would send it to us So And we'll not stop talking about it Right And you got to know exactly what it was Gotcha bitch Yeah
Starting point is 01:09:40 Yeah yeah So Did he hit like your male G spot Or something Is that what you're saying No he's not up my asshole Blake A male G spot is like in your asshole
Starting point is 01:09:50 I want to know But he's right there He's right there he's right there yeah i think so isn't it like up your isn't it like in your asshole my g-spots on my penis okay sure sure but guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the ass right or else why would they do that you said it as a statement and then quickly went right guys get pleasure from getting fucked in the app right right right i mean they have to as far as i know as far as i know yeah yeah they have to
Starting point is 01:10:23 The male G-spot is the prostate, which is an erogenous zone that can be stimulated for sexual pleasure. Inside the rectum. You never had it so good. All right. See? It's in the rectum. Nearly killed them. Go ahead. And we got to the bottom.
Starting point is 01:10:38 The bottom of that. Oh, okay. Here it is. Yes, points. Very nice. So this guy's wrecking your G-spot? I would love for somebody to do that to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:49 And it was right there and he's just wiggling it. And it's... Riggle-raggle. It was... I felt so violated. It... I mean, I didn't because I've been with this guy for a long... For over a year now and I feel safe.
Starting point is 01:11:04 But it was... It was so... I was like, my God, man. This is so fucking insane. I never thought I'd be in this position. Very shaggedelling. And here I was. Well, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:11:15 It sounds like it kind of was traumatic and I'm sorry. Did you say, take me to dinner first next time? Yeah, I was like, hey, maybe next time we breach the crest. He's like, now you're offending me. Hey, at least buy me dinner. I'm like, I heard something about the male G-spot. Maybe if we release that, my body would finally feel healthy. It's worth a shot.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Right, right? Back shot. It's worth a shot. Right? I love that you just keep dropping a hint. I mean, it's worth a shot. Back shot? Right.
Starting point is 01:11:49 right let's get to the bottom of it man these fires are the worst right but uh right dude new fires too but maybe you should fuck my ass right i don't know uh that door has a lock on it right uh man these these fires are bad you should fuck my ass right these fires are bad you should fuck my ass right yeah the fires are bad and the second part Part B. You should fuck my house, right? Part B of the question. I said right.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Eric Griffin had to evacuate his home out there in Santa Clarita. Oh. I know. Man. Another damn fire. Dude, he just got that house, too. He just bought the house. And then, like, six months later, these fires, I was like, oh, man, it's this poor guy.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Because you know he's never going to work again. You know what I mean? And he's got a young child. You know, because he just bought the house. He's never. going to work again. Like, if he loses this house, homeless. He has a full-time dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah,
Starting point is 01:12:55 that would be a bummed. Yeah, that would stuck. That would be a bummer. So if the house burned, he has absolutely nothing. Nothing. Nothing in his life. Um, right. No chance. No chance at finding another home. Yeah. Um, or, or job.
Starting point is 01:13:14 On the podcast health stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. Yes. I'm done. Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m? On health stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health,
Starting point is 01:13:34 but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain
Starting point is 01:13:56 to the rest of the world that your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible but like you don't even know. You don't know. You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Radhi Dvluca, and I am the host of a really Good Cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the crappy childhood fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods. We talk about how the things we went through when we were younger can still show up in our adult lives, in our relationships, our reactions, even in the way we
Starting point is 01:14:37 feel in our own bodies. And Anna opens up about her own story, what helped her notice the patterns she was stuck in, and how she slowly started teaching her body that it is safe now. I got attacked. It was very random. Four guys jumped out of a car and just started beating me and my friend. And they broke my jaw on my teeth. I was unconscious. Then I woke up and I screamed. And I screamed because even though I didn't know who I was or where I was, something in me was just like, hold on, wait, they could kill me and I'm not going to let that happen. I'm not going to let that happen. I'm going to get through this. And I did. Listen to a really good cry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Hey, I'm Kelly. And some of you may know. Tell me as Laura Winslow. And I'm Telma, also known as Aunt Rachel. If those names ring a bell, then you probably are familiar with the show that we were both on back in the 90s called Family Matters. Kelly and I have done a lot of things and played a lot of roles over the years, but both of us are just so proud to have been part of Family Matters. Did you know that we were one of the longest running sitcoms with the black cast? When we were making the show, there were so many moments filled the joy and laughter and cut up that I will never forget. Oh, girl, you got that right.
Starting point is 01:15:47 The look that you all give me is so black. All black people know about the look. On each episode of Welcome to the Family, we'll share personal reflections about making the show. Yeah, we'll even bring in part of the cast and some other special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea. Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:16:15 If one of us wins, we all win, I'm Ashley Reifeld, and I'm the host of the women's skateboarding podcast. Good luck with that. Good luck with that is a skateboarding podcast that is part cultural record, part news brief, mostly group therapy, and a place to talk about the past, present, and future of women and gender expansive skateboarding. This week, me and my co-host, Nora Vascenzelos, and Alex White, we have Fabiana Delfino on the show, a professional skateboarder from Florida, whose grit was forged in a family of athletes. tune in to hear how she broke into the boys club what it takes to be pro and why just being grateful you're here shouldn't be the price of entry
Starting point is 01:16:51 maybe the industry thinks that we just started skating five years ago because that's when they maybe started paying attention it's a no-fluff conversation about putting in the years stacking clips and receipts and still having to prove your worth while the industry catches up you break down the door sick now like hold the door for everyone we created good luck with that because we want to share our experience of existing in an industry that wasn't always built for everyone
Starting point is 01:17:13 So listen to good luck with that on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Sometimes it's hard to remember, but... Going through something like that is a traumatic experience, but it's also not the end of their life. That was my dad, reminding me and so many others who need to hear it, that our trauma is not our shame to carry, and that we have big, bold, and beautiful lives to live after what happened to us. I'm your host and co-president of this organization, Dr. Leah Tretate. On my new podcast, The Unwanted Sorority, we weighed through transformation to peel back healing and reveal what it actually looks like, and sounds like in real time. Each week, I sit down with people who live through harm, carried silence, and are now reshaping the systems that failed us. We're going to talk about the adultification of black girls, mothering as resistance, and the tools we use for healing.
Starting point is 01:18:04 The Unwanted Sorority is a safe space, not a quiet space, so let's walk in. We're moving towards liberation together. Listen to the unwanted sorority, new episodes every Thursday on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I feel like all three of us, we wouldn't be great pimps. Horrible pimps. No, we had terrible pimps. Bad pimps. Like, no pimp game.
Starting point is 01:18:32 I don't even have, and I know Blake doesn't have any game. Excuse me. Don't speak for me. I know you don't have game. No, I know. I will speak for you, dude. I've seen you try to talk to women in the past. No game.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. No game. I feel like Ders would have game. My game is going, you have a bad haircut. Yeah, you're, you could throw out some names, some nays, which. And, well, I think it Ders' game is that he's told.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Ah, that's your only game. I think that really, that gives you 30% more game than if you aren't 6'3. Right. You know, so I feel, uh, you have to have a lot of game. A lot of game to be a pinch. You have to be really good at it. Tons. You have to be oozing game.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Ousing game. Well, it ain't easy is what we know. It ain't easy. It ain't easy. Yeah, it's not for the week. Definitely is not. No, it's more for like the diabolical, I guess. For me, I think moving forward for me, because I love drinking, but it's bad for me.
Starting point is 01:19:38 You're going to die. I'm going to die. It just makes your life back. I just have like a ton of fucking pills. No, Adam's falling apart. It's a different. These are different. It's a different thing.
Starting point is 01:19:48 I'm literally falling apart of my doctor's like. Adam's body says help. Please. Please. They can't figure it out. I'm having spasms. Somebody help me. So I'm really trying to pick my spot.
Starting point is 01:20:00 But I love, oh my God, I love drinking so much. Well, look. So for me, it's not like, and I've found that I, I even, I can go to these events. Like, I went to. Formula One in Vegas and didn't drink. Yeah. And that was a huge hurdle for me because obviously you're in Vegas, you're going to want to go.
Starting point is 01:20:21 But I did have a good time. Blake doesn't even want to hear about this, by the way. He's like, no, no, no, no, you didn't really do that. I did have a good time. Yes. So we sent it to each other and we were all laughing, but it makes me go, is Trump just a funny guy? Like, does he know what he's doing?
Starting point is 01:20:39 You're talking about this? Everybody's coming. many of them came numerous times absolutely yeah is that what you're talking about that's exactly what i'm talking about yes because the way he said it i was like he's setting himself up at the beginning of his term to then have a very funny little uh soundbite clip that everyone uses much like the do not come and that i'm going to come right um because not i thought we were the only ones using it and i think we were very early on that bandwagon but now everybody has the, I'm gonna come.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Yes, a cum take. He knows it. And do you think Kamala also knew and she was like, do not come? She's like, she knows what she's doing too. It's the interns. Their interns, tell them. I don't know. They're like, you need some cum sounds. Right. I don't know if Kamala was hip enough to really lay into the cum.
Starting point is 01:21:30 If she would have, she would have won. You don't think she's hip enough? Did you see a picture of her when she was like 28? Yeah, she was dating Montel Jordan. With her little like shortcut. Hold on. Here, here's the, here's the, Here's the whole, here's the whole clip. Say less. Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came, many of them came numerous times.
Starting point is 01:21:50 The bankers have all come. Everybody's coming. That's a lot of coming, man. That's a lot of coming. You know what you're doing. Blake, let's talk about your hair. I would love to. Why?
Starting point is 01:22:04 What does the future hold for your hair? What are the plans? Do we have any plans? Well, see, here's, because we are, you know, No, we have projects that are in the works that we're going to go out and pitch soon, and hopefully, hopefully, it's very under wraps. But hopefully that project gets picked up and we get to make another project together and we're very excited about said project. Now, Ders, as the creator and possible showrunner of this show, are, do you think Blake's character has a full head of hair like this? Well, as you could imagine, I'm going to run the show like a little boy's school.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Okay, dokey. Everyone's going to wear little blazers. And I want everyone to have the exact same haircut. Oh. I actually could see Ders doing something like this. It would be so annoying, dude. The writer's room is just so annoying. There's a uniform.
Starting point is 01:22:55 I like that. I will admit that we went really hard last night, maybe a little too hard. TIA Nation, we're limping in to the starting line. Some might say it's unprofessional, how hard. we went. Right. And I'm not going to name names, but I want Blake to name names. Two people in our crew pukes their beds.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Well, let's just say. And it's not me and you. Yeah, you hear that news. You think it's me. Guys, I think I'm doing the best so far. Yeah. I've got things together. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:28 So if it wasn't me. And it wasn't me. And it wasn't Adam. I don't know. I don't know who it could be. These are all good questions. And the only other, oh, the only other people in our crew are Isaac and Anders. These are all good questions.
Starting point is 01:23:38 And they, and two people in our crew, puked in their bed. Yeah. That is getting super bowled right there. Oh, God. Getting radical. Super bowls. They didn't even make it to the bull. They didn't even make it the bowl.
Starting point is 01:23:54 They stayed in bed to let it evacuate. That's crazy. They make it to the bull. Yeah, you know what? No shame. There's no shame. No shame. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 01:24:02 I guess this is the right time for me to plug Clorox, bleach. This is brought to you. Like, synergistically. I'm doing like a Super Bowl commercial type thing with them. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Yeah, we're all really branded here. We're all here with different companies. So we're going to be doing a lot of drops. Also, I'm Glade Plugins and
Starting point is 01:24:21 Chlorox bleach. And of course, load boost. And load. Obviously. Blake keeps saying this is this is Super Bowl 59. And Blake keeps
Starting point is 01:24:30 99, dude. Blake keeps telling me I'm going to 59 you later tonight. Threatening. 69, dudes. And I don't know what that means exactly. And he keeps saying, well, you're going to find out.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Right. Yeah, you are. And I'm going to show you later. Let's just say the fun begins to nights. Oh, he shuts down. I might even 59 him live on stage. I'm excited to see what that is. That's going to be pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:24:58 It's really nice to be in the same room with you guys to be able to touch you, man. I don't like it. Okay. Because you're here and he's, and so I'm doing this. I'm going to throw up. I started the night off. We got in a little late. We almost missed some flights.
Starting point is 01:25:14 Yes. We barely got on. I was, uh, my ego was bashed a little bit when two girls, I was sitting on the flight, and these two girls are shaking. They're so excited to take a photo. And they're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can I take a photo? And I was like, shit.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Who me? I was like, uh, not another one. My God. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, I guess. And then they're like, uh, yet not you, the, the girl sitting next to you. And she was a TikTok star apparently. She goes, she had a, a really small, tiny dog that, uh, that she had.
Starting point is 01:25:51 And her name was Monique. So big shout out to Monique. She's a big star. We gotta look her up. Yeah. And then afterwards, they go, uh, and then we'll also take a photo with you. Because you were crying? Yeah, I was, I was, I think, you were shaking.
Starting point is 01:26:02 And I don't even know if they knew me from anything. They just felt bad. Right. And how gassed up I was to take this. We'll take a picture with you also, Grandpa. Yeah, we'll send this picture to our grandpa and see if he knows who you are. Oh, my God. Oops.
Starting point is 01:26:16 Popo Sao! And so I feel like my testosterone might have lowered. Yeah. Well, good thing we took the test before we came to New Orleans. The excuses have begun. And then we landed. Right. In New Orleans, New Orleans.
Starting point is 01:26:30 New Orleans, yes. You don't have to say it. Not to pile on. You don't have to put some extra funk on it. Not to pile on at him, but the guy sitting next to me, we land and he goes, hey. And I'm like, yeah, and he goes, intern, right? And I go, yeah? And I go, so is that guy right over there?
Starting point is 01:26:47 And he looks at you, goes, he was an intern? Oh, great. Oh, man. You saw me point to you, right? I did. I did. And he goes, I didn't recognize it. I'm like, disappointed, disappointed, dude.
Starting point is 01:27:00 And so if my T is low on the results, that might be part of the reason. need a retest. Yeah, that might be part of the reason why. So you'd just be getting bashed. That's too bad. A little bit. A little bit. So then we land and it was off to the races, man, quick.
Starting point is 01:27:15 You know, once you get in Nalans, it just really just, it gets in your bones, man. You like, as soon as you hear the accent. Because you hear me, Durs, we had a real quick layover in Dallas, and I'm like, I don't know, man. Well, why didn't you say Dallas? I did some. Dallas. Dallas. Yeah, so you got to say Dialis.
Starting point is 01:27:33 And I'm like, Ders, I don't know if I have it, man. I don't know if this week is going to be for me. I don't know if I have the party button. You were being a bitch. Did I know it was the 59th Super Bowl? 59, dude. And I'm going to do it to Adam later. Maybe live on this stage.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Yeah, I'm excited to stay tuned. I mean, the cleaners are coming to your room today, right? I wrapped up the sheets. Okay. I put them by the door. Smart move. Respectful. Isaac just laid in his filth, like a fucking sea lion just rolling in a
Starting point is 01:28:05 his own shit in cute. That's our manager. That's our manager. That's my boss. Yeah. Blake's boss. And a guy I give 10% to for God knows what. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Yeah. We're going halves. Oh boy. Interesting. Blakey. Oh. The hell? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:28:23 That's a low T move. The boss man. That's a low T move. The boss man gets his peace. It's kind of crazy to me that he threw up in his bed like a fucking bitch. Wait, that's what you did, yeah? No, I threw up in my bed. like a boss.
Starting point is 01:28:36 Oh, okay. I didn't realize. I told you, dude. There's different ways. That's cool, so that's why we're
Starting point is 01:28:41 stumbling in a little bit, but I think, I think we're holding it together, actually. I'm proud of you guys. Troy, one second, we're still talking about
Starting point is 01:28:48 our puke and shit and jizz. We'll get to you. Troy, just one second. I don't know. And I don't know that's Toyman's eating a humongous pretzel. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:28:56 he's eating a giant pretzel over there. I don't know that that's Akeman. I know it's Troy, but I haven't. No, it's Akeman, Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Is that ache, is that you? Is that ache, dog? He just went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fair enough. He showed the ring. And he really wants to get on in this empty seat, but that's eight. We're not done talking about.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Just finish the pretzel, then you can come along. And here's the thing, bud, we're here for the next three days. So we don't want to blow our load. We absolutely brought to you by load. We absolutely do not. And should we, uh, the Vader-Aids are here? Should we maybe is time? I feel, you know, we're 20 minutes in.
Starting point is 01:29:31 Maybe it's time. We, we do the. big reveal. See who has the lowest T. Let's do it live. Should we do it live? Oh, yeah. We should. Let's do it. We'll do it live. We're reaching for the result. I got my result right here. And we're going for the
Starting point is 01:29:45 serum, I believe, is the one that you look at. Okay. Hold on. I'm in double digits. Oh, my God. So I think the high end I've been told is like 1,100. That's your just full a throbbing cock of testosterone. Okay. I can see it now. Oh my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. But, like, oh, no. I would love to see an example of somebody who has 1,100.
Starting point is 01:30:15 What do they look like? Like the hairy shoulder guys? Oh, no. Yeah, I bet someone, uh, that, you know, when you look at a person and they seem red to the touch. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like, they look like a human zit. Sure. Yeah. That is what I imagine. someone with really high because he not only does he get rock hard erections he is a human erection right and that's that's sort of what i try we're not talking about you yeah oh man okay guys
Starting point is 01:30:45 i mean this is interesting stuff okay so my number we ready everyone listening is like he's just saying say the damn number by the way why is this the super bowl episode They won't let Troy Eggman on stage. And it's got him? Troy, he's got another breast. It is, dude. And he's got a giant cotton candy. My testosterone is 795.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Wow. Is that higher law? Are you serious? Is that higher law? Many of them came numerous times. How's my poker face? It's really good. Blake's is less good.
Starting point is 01:31:29 Blake's like, can I? see it? Blake's is lesskin. I'm getting worried after hearing that number. Okay. Okay. So, Ders, do you want to go next? My testosterone total
Starting point is 01:31:41 is 600 and 85. Oh, dang, okay, 100 points higher. I feel like such a hard throbbing cock of a man. In the fine print, it says every 100 is an
Starting point is 01:31:59 inch. Oh, wow. I didn't read that on mine but that makes me feel kind of good. I feel like I feel like the best version of this game would be me blowing you guys out of the water. That would be the best.
Starting point is 01:32:15 But also I feel like we should have started maybe with you because everyone pegged you to have the lowest. No one's pegged me. No one has pegged me. All right. No, they're 59, dude.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Can I get it? And ladies and gentlemen, my testosterone total is 4.82. What do I win? No, seriously, what is it? For real, dude. 482. No. What does that mean?
Starting point is 01:32:49 That means that, I mean, you should just tuck your dick up your butt. I don't know what's going on. 482. Call it a day, dude. Shoot, but didn't that guy on the pod we did say he was like in like below three 300 or something? No, no one's No, he didn't say that.
Starting point is 01:33:03 No, he did not say that. Dude, am I, am I sick? No, I think, I think maybe you should, we should work, we're gonna... I think you're not sick, you're a woman. Yeah, and that's fine, and that's fine. And we actually, what's weird
Starting point is 01:33:16 is we all guessed it, and I'm actually a little bum that we guessed it right. I am too, man. I really wanted to impress you guys. I'm bummed that it wasn't closer. So, yeah, so that makes me twice, yeah, twice the man that you are, dude,
Starting point is 01:33:31 which sucks. Crazy. I'm okay. Anna's giving me thumbs up. You're okay. I mean, you're not dying, but I mean, I think you're on the low end. Are you waking up Rock Hard?
Starting point is 01:33:43 No. Ever. You never wake up Rock Hard. No, sometimes. Okay. Well, I'm in the same boat. It's not every day. I'm like, is that?
Starting point is 01:33:52 Those guys told us that's like the telltale sign or whatever. Well, those guys are in their early 30s, and we are in our 40s. be fun. No, sir, I don't like it. Blake and I are 41 years old. Not yet. I'm soon.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Oh, yeah, that's right. Damn, I'm like depressed. Oh, don't see. That's a symptom of low teeth. Yeah, depression. Yeah. You should be stoked. You're about to get free tea.
Starting point is 01:34:15 We're going to get, we're paying for your testosterone, dear. You're going to get so vascular. What will happen to me? I will completely change. You're going to look exactly like Joe Rogan. Yeah. And a lot of people, I mean, he's very rich. He's very successful.
Starting point is 01:34:28 Holy smokes, man. damn so like pretty much that just signed me up for this whole week you guys making fun of my low testosterone I'm just gonna be this I mean we're not gonna make fun of you we're just gonna tell everyone who sits down yeah man yeah please don't tell Travis Kelsey if we get him on here we're gonna make him guess and he's I mean obviously he's gonna guess correct yeah man it's not like we need to tell anyone well I I will say that I did not think that I was gonna be insane on the high end I really Where are you at? 795.
Starting point is 01:34:59 It's science. That's really good. That's a legit number. I'm very, I was now hearing your number, I thought we were all going to be in that range. I thought Durs was going to have me beat. He is an ex-collegiate athlete. He is a few years older, and your T starts to dip. Damn near 50.
Starting point is 01:35:16 Yeah, he's almost 60 years old. Oh, my God. Do you normally come to the Super Bowls, or are you here because of the Eagles, or? I usually come down for obligatory. Yeah, media obligations, appearances, different things like that. Yes, this is an obligation. Yeah, this is the obligation. In obligations, there's lots of love.
Starting point is 01:35:37 So I give love in a lot of my commentary. There we go. And so it's spread around. I love that. I love that. It was a nice little pivot there. It was smart. You are savvy.
Starting point is 01:35:49 I've been here before. No, but we come down for the week. And majority of guys leave out, obviously, before the game. Not a lot of former players go to the game I've been to a Super Bowl game I went to the one against Kansas City obviously in Phoenix where I'm from And so got a chance to go and enjoy
Starting point is 01:36:09 My daughter wanted to go because she wanted to see Rihanna Of course Rih Rie. And so my son's wanted to watch the game So, you know And also maybe see Rihanna Yeah, they probably wanted to see Rihanna I'd also kind of check out Rihanna
Starting point is 01:36:22 It's nothing to see Rihanna Yeah, I feel Yes My wife told me she was like, obviously, I never want you to cheat on me or leave me. But if for whatever reason, Rihanna wanted to sleep with you, I think that's the one I would get out of you. I do think she said that because he doesn't have a shot.
Starting point is 01:36:40 No, no, she won't ever want to. That's not happening. Yeah. Look at us. We're having multiple guests on. Non-stop guests. We are. And then Troy Hakements is still standing out there.
Starting point is 01:36:55 Is that a toast? He's eating. I'm living in a nightmare. He's eating the bowl. Oh, my God. He's got saviche? Yeah, Jesus. And he said, it's a
Starting point is 01:37:04 Civece and a Tosada in a, like, a taco salad. Is that what that, dude? Is that what that is? He's eating the taco salad. He's eating the rim of the bowl. Emmett Smith just walked by him.
Starting point is 01:37:16 He doesn't even want anything to do with him. Yeah, Emmett's like diverting his eyes. He's like, what are you doing? Is Emmett have a circle? He does. Oh, yeah, he's got a sort of cool guy. Celebs galore. I just saw Joey Chestnut, Elton John, and Toby McGuire.
Starting point is 01:37:35 Wow. Sharing a bignet. I love that, damn. Did you see Troy Aikman right over here? Yeah, Troy is he eating? Looks like he has fondue at this point. He's a big fondue guy. All cheese everything.
Starting point is 01:37:49 Dude, I'm going to tell you what, Adam. They said, yo, we need Tyreek Hill. Right now on the pod, we said, fuck him. We want Adam Ray. You might still want to make time for it. He's right over there. You know, you're a great friend of our. You can go.
Starting point is 01:38:04 Yeah. Actually, I'm out. Tyreeks swap out. I think it's one of those classics witcherooze. Great call. Great call. You guys having a good? We went out last night.
Starting point is 01:38:13 So how did jelly roll in the gang get that? That's your connection. So, Jell is my connection. I'm a big fan of music. I'm a big fan of fun. And those things. There we go. Come on, buddy.
Starting point is 01:38:25 And so they hit me up instead, we're here, and I said, I'm here. I'm at my favorite bar, courtesy of Adam Devine's house party, season three. And we, season two, and we was a blur. And we went down there, and then they came down there, and then they shut down the bar. And then Jelly sang some songs. Were you there for that? Yeah, we were leaving right as he was like, only the piano man. Yeah, he was doing all show tunes, actually.
Starting point is 01:38:52 It was crazy. It was wild. We were doing shots. and then Troy Aikman showed up with a fondue platter and he's following us He won't shut up about trying to get on the podcast I'm like, do you have other giant guests? What is he eating now?
Starting point is 01:39:04 Oh my God. Is that a skyline chili? What is that? He shipped it in. By the way, in honor of my second appearance on the this is important podcast. First returning guest. I love that.
Starting point is 01:39:15 And the only other time I've been on, which is not even an official appearance, but I still get a lot of love for it all over the road in this beautiful country is my John Lithgow impression. That's right, because you were at the Brozarks. I was at the Brozarks, ripping it up, sleeping in a Penny's recliner for six days. Very famous episode.
Starting point is 01:39:33 So would you bless us with a little Lithgow for TIAI Nation? Lithgow at the Super Bowl. Okay, here's Lithgow. Let me warm it up with. Here's Nicholas Cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher. Here's Jason Statham realizing that his credentials were lost at the Gate G here at the Super Bowl. And let's close it out with John Lithgow. finding out that he got replaced
Starting point is 01:39:54 on the This Is Important Pod by Troy Aikman and his fondue platter. You've got to be kidding me. Wow, that's really good stuff, dude. You know, I came up with the Depression last night. This is going to be my S&L impression. Okay, we got a rap battle. Arnold Schwarzenegger if he's from Boston.
Starting point is 01:40:12 Hurry now, get to the car. It's on the yard. You're not even doing it. Adam did a whole thing last three. He really did practice this. Now get to the Cots in the yard Yes, sir We're here in Bean Town
Starting point is 01:40:27 Okay, okay, okay No Ma got to your power Okay, hold on it's no ma dominant That's really good When it was the cheers bar we need to get down the stairs now Get to the Cod's in the yard We're here in Bean Town That's good
Starting point is 01:40:40 Have you seen kindergarten cop Boston kids Yeah We're all doing really good You guys are firing We're firing on all cylinders And you look apart at them Yeah Thank you
Starting point is 01:40:50 Like a withered old Most bodybuilder? I am, dude. I feel the amount of, for whatever reason, very dehydrated here in New Orleans. It's hot, it's muggy, it's misty.
Starting point is 01:41:01 I heard you, I'm starting to think it's bad. All of the alcohol. That hit the press. Was that in the Gazette? I read that on the New Orleans Times front page, TMZ.
Starting point is 01:41:11 No thanks.com was reporting about it. Okay, good. What is no thanks. com? Is that real? It's a fake website I used to close out the joke. Okay, cool. Oh, good hole.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I like that. I like that. On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dibolu,
Starting point is 01:41:37 a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m? On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health. But also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2?
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Starting point is 01:42:21 Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Radhi Dvlukaya, and I am the host of a really good cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the crappy childhood fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods. We talk about how the things we went through when we were younger can still show up in our adult lives, in our relationships, our reactions, even in the way we feel in our own bodies. And Anna opens up about her own story, what helped her notice the patterns she was stuck in and how she slowly started teaching her body that it is safe now.
Starting point is 01:43:00 So when I got attacked, it was very random. Four guys jumped out of a car and just started beating me and my friend. And they broke my jaw on my teeth. I was unconscious. Then I woke up and I screamed. And I screamed because even though I didn't know who I was or where I was, something in me was just like, hold on, wait. kill me and I'm not going to let that happen. I'm not going to let that happen. I'm going to get
Starting point is 01:43:21 through this and I did. Listen to a really good cry on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Kelly and some of you may know me as Laura Winslow. And I'm Telma, also known as Aunt Rachel. If those names ring a bell, then you probably are familiar with the show that we were both on back in the 90s called Family Matters. Kelly and I have done a lot of things and played a lot of roles over the years. But both of us are just so proud to been part of family matters. Did you know that we were one of the longest running sitcoms with the black cast? When we were making the show, there were so many moments filled the joy and laughter and cut up that I will never forget. Oh, girl, you got that right. The look that you all give
Starting point is 01:44:02 me is so black. All black people know about the look. On each episode of Welcome to the family, we'll share personal reflections about making the show. Yeah, we'll even bring in part of the cast and some other special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea. Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If one of us wins, we all win. I'm Ashley Reifeld, and I'm the host of the women's skateboarding podcast. Good luck with that.
Starting point is 01:44:35 Good luck with that is a skateboarding podcast that is part cultural record, part news brief, mostly group therapy, and a place to talk about the past, present, and future of women and gender expansive skateboarding. This week, me and my co-host, Nora Vascenzelos and Alex White, we have Fabiana del Fino on the show, a professional skateboarder from Florida, whose grit was forged in a family of athletes. Tune in to hear how she broke into the boys' club,
Starting point is 01:44:59 what it takes to be pro, and why just being grateful you're here shouldn't be the price of entry. Maybe the industry thinks that we just started skating five years ago because that's when they maybe started paying attention. It's a no-fluff conversation about putting in the years, stacking clips and receipts and still having to prove your worth while the industry catches up. You break down the door, sick now like hold the door for everyone. We created good luck with that because we want to share our experience of existing in an industry that wasn't always built for everyone.
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Starting point is 01:46:39 Is there like any, like, film? that makes you cry. You get emotional watching, would you say? Bam! That's a great question, bro. I'm thinking I'm going through my head. Mawana.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Mawanas was real good. It's touching. Never stopped. Is there a guaranteed tear jerker for Tyreek? You put it on. Well, do you have one? I don't have a guaranteed tearjerker. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:47:05 What's that space one with a... I'm trying to think. Matthew Space Jam? Yeah. For me, it's the first... Who makes me? Because I'm like, I wish this was one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Yeah. Sorry, Brown. Sorry, Brian. No, there's too much testosterone. He's not crying. We love LeBron. We love LeBron. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:21 What are you going to do? So no film has ever made you cry. Bro. Okay, here. Do you have a favorite musical? Like, theater. Like, do you watch live theater? What is going on over?
Starting point is 01:47:33 Yeah, see, these are low-tie questions. These are low-tie questions coming from a low-te man. So, I recently just cried when my wife gave birth to our, our daughter. Great answer. Great answer. Is that your, is that your first child? No. Okay. But it's a dad moment. But check this out. I couldn't control it and it just came out of nowhere. Yeah. I was trying to be tough in that moment because it was, it was a room full of people and it just happened. I just cry. That's what if you try not to cry, isn't that when you cry? Did you guys cry when your wives gave birth? Uh, yeah, absolutely. My, yes, my, my tears,
Starting point is 01:48:09 tears flow freely with me. You didn't cry? no yeah i yeah he's a robot yeah no he's like he's our serial killer friend yeah he's so he's too high testosterone yeah i don't know if my testosterone is too i don't know if that's the case i didn't cry yeah honors is uh bro you are tall yeah he's a dog yeah yeah i cried during the
Starting point is 01:48:28 circumcisions yeah okay i was like i told you dude i'm holding the little hand i'm like i'm with you i'm with you dude yeah we're convinced he's got some bodies buried somewhere and he's just not letting people know anything's possible What is something you wouldn't want to eat, like, a thousand Oreos or, like, something where you're like... Yeah, what are you saying? No, dude, like that'll... Because I feel like I've seen you eat, like, sheep brains and stuff.
Starting point is 01:48:52 No, no, I did cow brains one time. That's what it was. They would know it was rough. Yeah, that's gnarly. And so they sent me the recipe on that, and they were, like, sauteed, and they didn't cook them like that at all. It's just a skull with the spoon. They were like, the cow was like, no! We're all...
Starting point is 01:49:07 We're all... They were, like, bainty and metallic tasting. Oh, my God. People were barfing, so I just ate one more than the second place. Right. That sounds like a fun time. What did Andy Reed say to them to light their ass on fire? Hey, Pat, wipe your dick off.
Starting point is 01:49:25 It's not going in the dirt anymore. No. There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. I know we got that thing down. Dix and the dirt. And then right out of the gate. More dicks and dirt. We're still.
Starting point is 01:49:39 Right back in the. the dirt like an ostrich head what do they call it? Irating the soil Yeah they were just You know When you walk around you see It looks like goose shit everywhere
Starting point is 01:49:49 But somebody just went through With one of those things Yeah That's exactly what happened Yeah it was an absolute Absolute brutal beat down We should have known If I could describe it
Starting point is 01:50:00 It was like his dick was in the Thank you There's no other way to put it Yeah The thing was they were at Costco And they would then Like judge things at Costco And they go, and they go, we got the big chocolate chunk.
Starting point is 01:50:15 How many booms does this get? And they go, five booms. And then they go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. I like how you guys are like, you're probably too old. Or I got like shit to do. I mean, what are we talking about? Yeah, and I get that.
Starting point is 01:50:33 And I get that. But, dude, there were the biggest stars at the Super Bowl, and I'm not kidding. Oh, yeah. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I wish them well. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:42 Everyone from security guards. Yeah. And they're very nice people. They were in my suite and it was so funny, dude. That's right. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk and I'm like, give me kiss you. Can I take a photo with you guys?
Starting point is 01:50:56 They're like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, okay. And then they go, they grabbed a chocolate chip cookie. We got the chocolate chunk. Adam. How many booms does it get? And I'm like, three booms. and it's three booms.
Starting point is 01:51:11 I said three, but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to say. That's like a huge dish. It's a huge dish. Like three boons is like calling something total garbage shit. I didn't know, dude. I thought three was the number.
Starting point is 01:51:26 Three seems fair. You kind of see them like start to like go haywire. You're like, wait, he said three boom, we're still going to give it five booms. He don't know the rules. Yes, and then they still gave it five booms. Even after I said the three booms,
Starting point is 01:51:39 I was a little confused. I did three booms, and then they added more booms. I was like, oh. You know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back. Thank you, God. Okay, Fat Joe over here. I'm fat Joe over here. Dude, I looked at myself in the mirror last night, and I'm like, you fat, son of a bitch.
Starting point is 01:51:58 Jesus Christ. I'm watching, like, the podcast back a little bit, and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me. Dude, my underwear, the elastic, and my underwear is struggling. Gave up. Is it folding down? I quit. We got our dicks knocked in the dirt, dude. But we're back in L.
Starting point is 01:52:18 True. We're back in L.A. We're back eating our vegetables, right? Drinking smoothies. I don't know. Have I had a vegetable? It is a big come down. You know what I was drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans?
Starting point is 01:52:28 Was that AG1 shit. That had me barfing. Oh. That had me resetting pretty good. Oh, wow. Look at you. Total fucking nerd. That's why you don't like, that's what you don't like.
Starting point is 01:52:38 That's what you don't like. New Orleans, dude, is you didn't give yourself completely to it. I mean, I had a fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good. Yeah, but you've had the AG1, dude. You got to give yourself completely to New Orleans. No. Give yourself. Give yourself to the belly of the beast. My body is my pimple. Okay, we'll give you that. Yes, points. I kind of get it.
Starting point is 01:53:05 And pops. Props, baby. My family is, uh, is, is, is all. coming in for Bo's birthday. That's right. Rookie year, baby. Yeah, Bo's rookie year. I love it. And they're all coming in.
Starting point is 01:53:20 My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house, I didn't talk about this on the podcast. My house, there was a home invasion. It's still, yep. There's still legal, there's still legal talk.
Starting point is 01:53:33 We can't really get into the details, but, I mean, I can because there's not legal talk. There's not even legal talk. talk to it's still an open case it's still an open case it's not over they said fuck they said you're caught the cops are like we're not even coming out
Starting point is 01:53:47 but let's throw it out there you know these guys who robbed you watched the show yeah oh for sure so guys you're disappointed you're disappointed in the hall you you came you saw you took so a bunch of shit
Starting point is 01:54:02 it took like some garbage I'm like yeah get this out of my house I didn't want this this sucks well maybe it was an act of kindness They were in and out in under eight minutes. They dis-connected my security system. Gotcha, bitch! I'm back up and running, but it's like a whole fucking thing, dude. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:54:21 They smashed this, like, picture window, so I got to get that shit replaced. They kicked in a door, so that's annoying. It's mostly just annoying-ass bullshit. It sucks, isn't it? I fucking, thieves are the worst. Like, what garbage people? I hate thieves. Do you think you could talk to Anderson Windows, Blake?
Starting point is 01:54:41 I can maybe see if I'm... Do you have an inn over there for my guy? I might be related. I don't know. Let me put in a call or Isaac. I don't even know what that means, dude. What's Anderson Windows? It's a huge window company.
Starting point is 01:54:51 Oh, really? Oh, I did know. It's like Empire Carpets of Windows. Oh, damn. Look at this bro dropping some fucking dollars. It's like the Toyota of cars. Whoa. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:03 Now we're talking that. I mean, I don't know Empire. I don't know. Empire. I don't know Anderson windows. Empire carpets? 1,800 today in the Empire 2,300 Empire Don't bet out.
Starting point is 01:55:16 Oh, is that a carpet company? That didn't register. You don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s and the now? I know that jingle, but I don't remember them being carpet. I have no.
Starting point is 01:55:27 I also did not. I think they were a Chicago land. Okay, so that's why you know. Okay, there you go. And then they went national and they added the 800, 500. 580. Hey, Blake, where's that button that you should be hitting
Starting point is 01:55:38 right now? Which one? I think you gotta hit it. Adam, he's mesmerized by what I'm talking about. He can't. Because the audience is thinking this right now, Blake, hit him with it. Finish him. No, sir, I don't like it. No, no, no. I didn't hear the lead-in sentence.
Starting point is 01:55:56 Oh, no, I think, whoa, just when when he was talking, I feel like you should say, please don't stop the music. No. No. Oh, Dan. Dude, I'm texting it to you.
Starting point is 01:56:09 Look at the chat. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. It's a bagel. No. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, it's like the Einstein brothers of bagels.
Starting point is 01:56:17 Blake, if there's a, so, so he just finished the story and I think you should hit this button because this is what the audience is. Thank you. Who cares? Thank you. There we go. Thank you. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:56:31 Thank you for team that up. Whoa. Why didn't you cry of that? My bad. Hey, if you, if you do care. slide into Adams. You lose. So you've been robbed twice. You've had your car stolen.
Starting point is 01:56:42 He's a mart. I'm a mark, dude. You've had many people's cars broken into outside your house. I love L.A. I love you. You should know you poor. Yeah, dude. I was Iowa. My brain doesn't work, dude. You can take him a...
Starting point is 01:57:01 Your dick is still in the dirt. You might have a full shrimp from po-boy that swam upstream into your brain. Dude, my brain is so... Like, thank God we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fucking fried. My brain was melted. Did you have any raw oysters?
Starting point is 01:57:17 Of course. Okay, cool. I was just wondering if you ever got around to that. This is Adam Devine. Yeah, I'm a cool dude. I'll take care of this. Okay. And then, yeah, so Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now.
Starting point is 01:57:30 It sucks. Do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place? They were in and out so fast, dude. I got their license plate I have the footage of their license plate I saw them so I call the police I'm like oh I got the I got the dirt on them
Starting point is 01:57:47 and they go we can't a police officer officer has to come has to come to the house to file a police report and I go okay cool send them out like nah we're not doing that and then they go they can't today they're busy we're fire stuff right and I go okay
Starting point is 01:58:04 can I schedule something something like so I can be here. And they're like, yeah, I would recommend calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes, honey, they're not coming. And I'm like, what? And they're like, they're not, it'll be a month probably before they can come out. Honey.
Starting point is 01:58:24 She was very sweet to me. Dude, you should sue her for calling you honey. She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey, they're not going to come. You can have a key to the city. And I'm like, oh, okay. Do not come. Here, how about this? How about we, speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling up on these dudes, vigilante style.
Starting point is 01:58:44 I'm good. Oh. I'm good. Oh. Armed with only this question. Why? Gotcha bitch. Why, dog? Why? Why? Huh? Because struggling to make ends with me. You rob my house. And I just want to know why. Yeah. It's hard out here. Hard out here for a pimp. I'm going to work. Okay. Will you answer me after work as to. Why? They don't work. They rob houses, dude.
Starting point is 01:59:10 I'll tell you what, that first go-around, I didn't feel it. By that second one, whew, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. Yeah. That's when you started doing the splits. Yes, that is when I tear my groin. Somebody help me! Yes, it does.
Starting point is 01:59:28 It hurts to take deep breaths today, but I don't need to take deep breaths. Just take little baby ones. So shattered pelvis. Well, cool. forward to that. The sternum. I'm looking forward to that. Is that to promote?
Starting point is 01:59:40 And you're doing this because you're pushing final season, righteous gemstones. The righteous gemstones. Final season, baby. Season four. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:50 Season four, I'm very gay. Very gay, dude. I know. Which, do it. My wife watched the trailer, and she's like, wow, you're so gay. You're so gay.
Starting point is 02:00:04 And I'm like, yeah, my character is fully up. out now. And she's like, well, did you have to go that day? And I'm like, well, I don't know. My cousin, when he came out, he went from zero to gay hero like overnight. Wow, dude. That feels good. It feels good to be out of the closet. It's a, you shed, you shed the street. You shed your hetero shell. Yes, it's gone. That's cool. We did this in game over man with Blake's character. Yes, yes. By the end of the film, there was a freedom. Freedom to it. Yeah. Like a feel freeness. There might have been a few things. pieces about it, but yes, there is a
Starting point is 02:00:38 freedom. They're like, why does he have to be gay? He doesn't have to be anything. Nobody has to be straight. What are we doing? No one has to be anything. Who gives a fuck? Do you love him? Yeah, I'm so sick of think pieces. Like, just some fucking guy
Starting point is 02:00:52 that works at some dumbass blog magazine, I guess, or it used to be a magazine. Now it's only online because magazines don't exist. And it's just him having to think about shit, having to have a think piece. I'm a dumb.
Starting point is 02:01:06 He's got to get the clicks. He's got to drum up the bass. So many people are thinking. It's crazy. Too much. By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that you went so gay on the show so that like whenever Chloe's like, you're so gay, you can be like, want you to straighten me out? Don't you make me not gay?
Starting point is 02:01:25 Thank you. Thank you. Why don't you straighten me out? I've been dropping some bombs here earlier, sluggish, ruggish, bone, straight me out. Yes, plus. I get no point. There's three, three, three. I mean, that straight-me-out's gold.
Starting point is 02:01:41 I was just laughing at the thought of you telling your wife just straightened you out. That's why you took the role. Well, baby. It's not why I took it. It's why he's amped it up. Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode. And I asked him the first episode.
Starting point is 02:02:02 He's like, I don't know. I don't know if you are or not. And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there, you know, gay. And you pull that, that curtain back. And Danny swears to God. He's like, you know, I didn't know that you were going to be gay. It was how you played it and your relationship with Tony Cavalero. There you go.
Starting point is 02:02:23 And then it brought it out in the writer's room. We just wrote to what you guys were doing. And I'm like, what, dude? Yeah. He just saw you guys working out, like, on off days. And he's like, yeah, I think I know where to take this character. Well, dude, you got to have a workout, buddy. You got to have a workout, buddy.
Starting point is 02:02:39 I don't know. Right. Well, and it was cool how Adam would take his hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever. Yeah, you don't have to hold hands in the gym. Come over here. We're going to do some preacher curls. Spot me? Preacher curls, boys.
Starting point is 02:02:54 Spot me again? You're just getting a smoothie. Spot me, though? Yes, points! Why are there two straws in the smoothie? It's just easier, dude. Relax. Stupid.
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