This Is Important - The Best Of 2025 Part 2

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

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I thought beef fat is what, I thought, well, who doesn't like beef fat? Vegetarian. I forget, dude. I forget about them. Right. Yeah, you do. I really do. I forget about them all the time. Don't go to, hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to me.

That's where I didn't realize Sebastian Manuscalco is on the podcast. Thanks for joining us, Sebastian. Hey, Sebastian, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan, dude. Blake's a huge fan. Hey, look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go to me. No, we heard that joke. We heard that one.

Sebastian, you can't just repeat the same. Hey, you'd be surprised. actually I'm not basing it on anything now I'm just trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him what else they got a double cheeseburger they got a triple cheeseburger if you want a quadruple cheeseburger don't go to McDonald's your boobs are huge you're winning me over dude don't go to McDonald's that's the that's the whole hey that's the cash race I understand why he's one of the biggest comics in the world after after that Dude, I get it. I get it.

Oh, boy. You want Pepsi products? Don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to McDonald's. Right. Really good, Durst. Really good. Guys, we're back.

Wow. Blake's child almost ruined my life by stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard. Well, we should never leave. You don't have a little floaty on your kitchen? He does on one, but he doesn't on the other. No, I don't. I do have one and the other broke off. Those are like the coolest thing.

Yeah. It broke off. It broke off. Okay. Hey, look, if you don't go, if you don't have a floaty on your key chain, don't go in the water. You need to replace that.

You can't have a key just sitting there with no, no floaty on it. You're asking for trouble. Yeah. Look at Blake defending his child. I love it. I have to. I know, I know.

But normally I don't have three-year-olds on my boat. Unattended? Unattended. Like you allowed your child to do on my phone. No, come on. Me and Isaac were there. We were just shotguning beers. Yeah, just not watching the children.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just approached me with two keys in her hand. And I'm like, you got to put those back. That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get them. Because it's kind of high up.

And to get them off, it was, I'm pretty impressed. She knows what she's doing. Dude. So I'm like, put them back. And then she put one back and then I heard it go like, and then of course it fell in the most like random little slit in the boat. We thought we had to like lift the seats, but it was a whole ordeal. We got it.

They got it. Dude, out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random. Dude, you'd never know. Boats have so many slits. It's crazy. Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat? Too many slits, dude. I never counted the amount of slits on.

my boat. Okay, well, you should. But I do know that there are many slits. What are you even doing? It's kind of crazy how many slits are on the boat. I don't, I'm not, I'm not count the amount of slits on your boat. Don't go to McDonald's. I don't give a fun.

Honestly, honestly, dude. This has stopped. People are no longer going, oh. Remember how that I was kind of taking over for a minute? Can I tell you something? Yeah. Did we cover this?

No, did we? No, it was you talking to me off pod, believe it or not. Oh, it's off pod. Oh, and then I bring it up. Believe it or not. Yeah. So this works, this works good. It's all my seven-year-old does.

Oh. He walks around the house. He walks around the house going, oh. Give me a hell yeah. My wife doesn't look at each other like, what? What is going on? He doesn't...

No, there's no way he knows at that at that age. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, his hands aren't in his pockets. He might have heard something. The lowest. He has no idea, but he does it constantly. And Blake, you were saying it made its way through your household? Yes, it travels.

It's a, it is a thing amongst the youngsters. The, oh. Wait, so your 11-year-old daughter is doing it? Oh, you might have to have a sit-down. No, it's not, it's not as graphic as you think. but it is It is disturbing It is disturbing to hear from a child's

child's mouth Dude When my mom came to visit And he ripped a couple in front of her Oh yeah Yeah She looked at me like It's like that

What? And I was like Yeah It's more like that It's like oh yeah Yes Like oh yeah Oh yeah

Which is even worse It's not like Oh But it's not Like a long Dude that's way worse That's way worse For my kid, it's all the above.

It's, it's, oh, yeah, and then he goes, oh. And it's like full body. That's not, it's not just to add noise as he walks past. It's a full body situation. So what's so funny about this is, I mean, Blake, your daughter is at the age where in two years she will for sure know what that means. Very shagodelic. They're in a sex edit right now.

She's in sex. So she does know, and she does it in front of you, that's, that's lunatic behavior. That's why I'm saying it's not her going. It's like, oh, yeah, it's just, it's what fucking kids do? They all do it, bro. Yeah, okay. And here I thought it was dead. Kids are so universally programmed now.

It's crazy. Like everything's, yeah, everything is Ohio, everything. No, it's just like we weren't all on the same brain wavelength as kids. Yeah, but we kind of were. For whatever reason, dude, you... Regional. Little boy outside of Chicago. Little boy in Omaha.

Little boy, not even anywhere near Oakland, even though he claims it. No. Wow. He's coming out. These little boys all heard the same story about a Marilyn Manson, removing a rib and sucking his own dick. We're all in the same wavelength. That is...

Hmm? yeah that's a good point that's a good point but as far as like I told you dude slang and things that are people throwing around like you guys weren't saying cats that's something I grew up saying cats constantly oh definitely never said

cats yeah I say yeah I'd say jack fucking beat it out of me yeah you're damn right now I say dudes way too much yeah I'm always saying dudes I'm always dropping dudes a casual dude I'm a dude but like never said hella I know that's a thing. Well, yeah, now

it's everywhere. And what was the Omaha thing you brought to the table? What was... Renzus. We have no slang. We have no slang. There's got to be something. I'm still going to send it. We say pop, you know, that's just a Midwestern thing. Oh, but like when you're talking about when you shoot somebody, right?

Yeah, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah, pop that pheasant. Yeah, that's cool. Feathers be flying. On my block, we said wedded. But, you know, like we're saying, to each the round. but now it's all the same. To bourbon block that I've seen. Very wedded.

I wedded that pheasant. Oh. Yeah. So that's, uh, wet. Do you see me wet that pheasant? Oh, I'm wedded. Oh. Friendship.

Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it? That's insane. But skibbitty toilet is real. Skibbitty toilet. I'm kind of, I kind of thought that that had died. No, it's happening in resurgence. Wow. It's, it's happening in children.

Is it, is it the thing that is. It, like, once the adults are sort of, you know, because the internet, things will come and go so quickly, but then they'll just get stuck and kid them. Yeah, yeah. And then they'll, they'll keep it up for five to ten years. You are so dumb. I mean, dude, it's disturbing. Yeah, I know, like, that's the other thing is, like, now coming from the point of view of, like, a parent is, like, seeing how long some of this shit has shelf life for. It's, like, I could have swore Ohio was, was done.

It's still thriving. And we've covered this a little bit about, like, words lasting longer than you thought they would. Like, I can't believe dope is still around. What is Ohio? Go ahead, Blake. I don't even know how to explain Ohio. I even, like, wormed the internet to try to find out. But, like, kids think it's like some.

Wormed the internet. I know. This dude's dropping words we don't know about words. We're warmed the internet, dude. They think it's like some kind of, like, mystical place or something. Or it's, like, haunted. There's just a whole. I remember there being

a little B song about Ohio So in context How do you use How do you use it? I don't need It just It just can go in front of anything Like Ohio

They put it too They just say it They just say it It's just a thing you just say It just say it bro Ohio Skippity Toilet So they just say like Oh dude

My dad's house is so Ohio Or Ohio Ohio Skippity Toilet Okay Hey when you string it all together I kind of like the brain rot. He's not even lying.

It could be like, yo, let's go run to Starbucks and get some coffee. And someone will be like, oh, hios, give it a toilet. And you're like, shut the fuck up. Sigma. Confirmation, cool. Sigma. Yeah, it's, it's just words that, it's, I think it's like their language and they know that old fuckers like us don't understand it. So it's fun to throw around.

And that's why they, that's why they like it so much. Yeah. Yeah. It just because it fucking pisses us off. It's like, I get it. Stop seeing Omaha. The other one we've talked about before is giving. Dude, I was around my niece and her friends, and they were throwing giving around so casually and so just, like, without missing a step.

I'm pissed now. I'm so excited to tell my fully grown 32-year-old wife that, so she can stop doing it. Yeah, they're 14, so come on. Yeah, yeah, come on. Dude, just embrace it. You don't want to be like the 14-year-old. Come on. It's giving an old geyser, bro.

Chill. Just embrace it. Oh. can move on from shit like that, I guess. Isaac, what's on the list? What's next on the list? Sorry, I jumped the list with Tequitos. Isaac has scripted our first episode.

We're on script today, so. He called me so excited. He called me about something else. But then he was, he was like, dude, today on the podcast, I'm going to, I'm going to, like, write things down and put it in the chat of things that you guys can talk about. And I'm like, I think we've done, like, 400 episodes. I don't know if you have. have to but yeah okay yeah feel like you're doing anything

punk rock getting radical he's like yeah i'm gonna chime in with like a bunch of stuff like have a whole list that way you guys can just look at it you you you could talk about if you want to you don't have to and I'm like obviously we don't have to and then he only wrote the Oscars that's the only thing on the list dude 20 minutes ago getting radical he had a whole

fucking list he had a whole list dude and we appreciate it and then he just writes the Oscars and by the way we don't give a shit about the Oscars are we are we going to going to go in deep on the Oscars? No. And this episode comes out after everyone's talked about the...

What are they called the Oscars? The Oscars, dude. Oscar. Who gives a shit? I didn't watch them this year. I feel bad about that. Yeah. I was at your fucking dinner.

Yeah. Well, thank you for showing up. I appreciate that. Adam's going to crash it tonight. I was not crashing. I cleared it with your significant other. Thank you. The streets, the streets were quiet last night.

There was nobody in L.A. they must have been at the Oscar parties, not where I was, because the streets were quiet. Yeah, you were on the east side, and everyone who matters in this town was in West Hollywood. Sorry. Well, it didn't feel great to not be invited to any Oscar parties. I will tell you that much. Oh, you weren't? That sucks for you.

Were you? Yeah, dude. What the hell? Yeah. Sorry. Which ones? Hell yeah. That's where he was.

He wasn't at the party. The Elton John after party and the viewing party. You got invited to the Elton John. party? Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. And you went. I'm so pissed. Please tell me you went. I did not go. Why wouldn't you go to Elton John's party? I was at home in Orange County. I can't, I could be up here. Yeah. Oh, not even for Elton John. Make the fucking trip. Not even for Elton John. Dude, Sir Elton. You know, I ran into,

I saw Elton John at a hamburger hamlet one time. That was a good spotty. What the hell? Yeah. He used to just hang out there because he lived in that apartment building across the street. That's right. And that's right. That's right. Oh, okay. I like this. You guys are real Hollywood insiders. Hollywood Fat Cats.

I can't believe you didn't go to the Elton John party. I would do everything to go there. You would go down on someone? I would. I would go down on it. If you're at Elton John's party and shit starts to really turn up and the five-hour energies are pouring. Well, I've been before and I don't think anyone.

Adam, let him finish this thought. Let him finish this thought, Adam. if sir if sir elton john says there's a way that i can make you a night tonight and all you have to do is fucking he takes his dick and goes like this on your shoulders he puts the dick he puts the dick on each side and then right down the middle i would do i would let him do that to me if it was filmed and like we could show it on the pot even if it didn't make me a knight I would love for him to go like this with his

dick on my shoulders and then go you've been knighted you would love that you would love that absolutely I don't know if it's very funny this is a rock legend and he's knighting you with his cock dude that fucking

unreal you're feeling the love tonight baby not like alone at his house with no cameras on but like for the bit no there's a circle of dudes around you yeah okay and what are the circle of dude

doing in this they're just drinking they got their dicks out too or they're in they're in and around you just watch you just no they're just watching with their hands in their pocket yeah okay well they're chanting night him night yeah their hands are in their pockets and they're in and around you what what's the big thing night him yeah I like that hands in the pocket a hands in the pocket chance I've never seen we've got to do this bit between the hands and pocket chant and the dick nighting night yeah you know someone going to steal it. S&L's going to do it. S&L's going

to do it. Please don't destroy boys are going to have this bit next week. Dude, I'm telling you you should have gone to that party, dude. You missed out. It could have been really fun. Yeah, I blew it. Wait, so you were six months old

to two? Yeah, it was six months to two. My dad was driving for free to lay. Free to lay chips. What a legend. Where were you before? Waterloo, Iowa. Where were you after? Iowa. They always come back, don't they?

I'll eventually get back here. You never live there. Those Waterloo sunsets, I tell you. And then, but my parents said that they had to move because I came out in the front of the front yard. And said that it looks like it's fixed into rain. And they were like, we can't, we can't have this accent. That shit's important. This is two things for our northern blood.

I mean, yeah, I think I was a little bit of a dunce at two and a half. And I also OD'd on, on what were the painkillers that everyone used to? Oh, yes, yes. This was the, you, ludes? This is a classic story. Ludes. Ludes. You told it live.

Yeah, quailudes. Yeah, your mom saw an angel. Did I tell that live in Oklahoma? Because that would have been a great place to tell it. You did. You did for sure. Okay, good. Don't remember.

Don't remember. Adam, I love these, this string of events that happened to you that what, where else could you be but where you are now? Having done ludes, got hit by a cement truck. Don't hurt. Bill hurt. And what else? I think that's kind of it. Yeah, that's kind of it.

Yeah, I fell out of a tree once, but that's not as cool. I fell out of a tree and broke my arm, but that's not as cool as. Yeah, now you're just talking about stuff. As doing ludes and shit. Yeah, no, that's just a thing that happens to kids. But, like, getting hit by Cement Trucks and Odine on Ludes, dude. Epic. Yeah, that's cool.

That's a young go-hard. And saved by an angel, right? Yeah. That's what my mom says, yeah. Well, I'll quickly retell the story. It's been a while. Okay. Come on, people.

I mean, your mom was, it sounds like your mom was on the loo. I don't have to. You guys tell me, should I tell the story or should I not tell the story? Okay, we're taking wind it up. We're taking the vote. And it's been a while. Go ahead. man wind it up okay all right so my mom's friend and neighbor she was having problems with her

boyfriend okay well act interested both of you looks down durs is like sipping on something you're like picking your nose you're off at the corner are you gonna I'm just what do you want us to do tell me more tell me more tell me more you want us to finish well hey I don't need to tell the store but you're not telling it for us okay all right okay fine if you guys want a quick bathroom break. Fine. I'll quickly tell the story. Here we go. I'm FaceTiming you from the bathroom.

Blake. You're killing me, dude. No, this is going to be good. So I was, my mom was having, her friend was having problems with her boyfriend. And so she took us over to their apartment. We lived in an apartment complex, sat me down on the couch, was talking to the, the mom, the other woman in the living, or in the kitchen. My mom looks over at me and I have that little naughty, little boy face.

on you know they're like uh-oh doing something naughty and she goes what you what you got there um and i came over and there was like a baggie full of ludes uh and but there was only like a few left like and my mom goes how many were in here and she's like i think that was full of like like a full like inch thick all around the bottom and so i had eaten like a solid like 10 ludes like it was like death and then out of nowhere. Ding dong. Uh-oh.

A man with a white cowboy hat rings the doorbell, obviously there to buy Quailudes. This apartment is on another level. Go ahead. It's popping, dude. And so my mom was like, quick, you have to take my son to the hospital. And this guy's like, I guess so, little Missy. You know, or how you're talking about. And then took us the wrong direction from the hospital and took us to a

a pharmacy, went in, bought Epicac, came out, I peaked all over his truck. We got, when we got to the hospital, the doctor was like he would have died if we would have drove straight to the hospital. He needed to get this out of his system. Just another example of Adam Devine, cheating death. This man saved his life.

And then he was nowhere to be found. Wow. Yeah. If I was for sure on drugs, saved some kids' life, I'm on the lamb for a couple weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he was nice enough to save the kids' life.

I feel like a lot of people would have been like, no peace. This is too much for me in my coil-loaded brain. Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat. Yeah, you got to, you got to show up. You got to show up for something. For the kids. Stand for something's right. Yeah, you're into kids, for sure.

What? Saving kids. What? Saving kids. Okay. Yes. Yeah, so that's the story. That's a good one.

Yeah, that was a, my mom still is convinced that it was an angel that was, My dad's like, for sure he's there to, for sure he's there to buy drugs. Honey, that was a drug den? That shit's important. Widely known. That's why we moved there. I was driving Freedos. I don't know if Blake knows this.

And Ders actually had seen this couch, too. It's the couch that I lived on for many years and moved out to California with. And then it made its way all the way to Hamlin. Or not to Hamlin. It made its way to Packard Street. Wow, dude. We should have checked it in between the... Wow, dude.

This dude's just casually saying soundboards now. Wow, dude. And the reason we got that couch was because he felt so bad that that woman felt so bad that I almost died on the couch. She gave us the couch. How funny would it be if we found like way, way more drugs in the couch? Yeah, there's no doubt. That's what I'm thinking. Did we check the cushions?

There might have been a stash. Maybe she was trying to hook you up. I would have been so sick. May 24th, 1990, a pipe bomb explodes in the front seat of environmental activist Judy Barry's car. I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it ripped through me with just a force more powerful and terrible than anything that I could describe. In season two of Rip Current, we asked, who tried to kill? Judy Berry, and why?

She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing. The man and woman who were heard had planned to lead a summer of militant protest against logging practices in Northern California. They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. The timber industry, I mean, it was the number one industry in the area, but more than it was the culture. It was the way of life.

I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement. Episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History, about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history. of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode,

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It's science. Peace up A-Town. I keep saying, peace up A-Town. What's the one she says where she's like, like, he's got a wiener and then she's got a nine-inch wiener. And then she goes, oh, no, slats that we're teth that weiner, teth through it's retic. I keep saying that. It's unreal. Tapette wiener, tap down wiener,

Tatherer or taste the chicken. It's unreal. She'll also say like something like, my mom has herpes. Yeah, crabs. No, it's just like, my father has murdered President Joe Biden.

He's buried in the backyard. I don't know. And just will say shit like that. And you're like, oh, sure. Yeah, I'm like, is that a tick? What's happening here? That's pretty complex tech.

Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like I feel like there's been a murder she wrote episode where like the parrot

is the one that like, tells you that they murdered somebody where it's like help help he's stabbing me right that's kind of a good little twist on it classic i watch a lot of murder she wrote yeah yeah yeah watch a lot is that a good twist is that a classic yeah i don't know if that's a classic yeah i guess i don't i don't remember watching a lot of murders she wrote but oh you got to tap in i just watched an episode recently it's unreal angela landsbury she just kind of like walks around like oh i guess what no no and then like what? And then she moves into another room and she goes, you guys, do you see this?

They go, we didn't see that. And then she's like, oh, you should have seen it. It's crazy. The pace of the show is crazy. Because she's not going to, like, run. So the show's kind of bad, but like... No, no, no, no. It's very entertaining. She used to win Emmys like every year for that show. Yes. Yeah, but they used to be a little willy-nilly

with those Emmys, right? What do you mean? No, they're more willy-nilly now. Yeah, what are we talking about? You had to earn this shit. That's how good she is. She doesn't have to ever... She never run. She never jumps. She never bends down. It's just like...

She just shoots looks and is like... I'm out of here. She looks. She sits down. She types and she talks. But I thought the way you guys were just explaining murder she wrote is like... She's like, oh, you didn't see that clue? Well, you should have seen that clue.

And then she was. Yeah, but she did it better than anybody on television, Adam. Yeah. She hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. Because of how slow she talks because she's an old woman. You just have to watch it. Yeah.

You're right. And by the way, when she was young, she was a fucking babe. Was she? Isn't that I was crazy? Like, when you grow up watching old people and you don't realize they had a whole career as a different thing before, like... I'm going to come. Yeah. So you're just saying that the thing with my brain is that it doesn't work.

Is that it's, yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay. Yeah. I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine. Yeah. That's not very kind, but... No, you're a smart guy.

in some aspects and uh i can tell you don't mean it this is the most unsincere you've ever been when it's insincere it's so serious no that i would say that we're in the same boat i was about to add that we're in the same boat i don't that doesn't make it better you can't just shit on me and then say i also suck you're so dumb just i i don't suck i fucking rock dude but uh but i'm so dumb dude and so are you and so's dur is just in a different way is there something you do know about What? Adam, is there something you know about that would like shock anyone? Yeah.

No. Like the Civil War or some shit? Nah. The Silver War? No. Um. You know about nom? Nam.

You know about Nam? You don't know about Nam, bro. Absolutely. I don't know about that. You're right. If anyone knew anything about it, that would be more than what I know about it. I will say, you know what? I like you admitting that you're dumb.

I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm much more a fan of people who can admit they're dumb than cannot. admit they're dumb. Right. I don't like people who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not. I feel like Blake's talking about smart people though. Well, you're you're dumb too though, right? Aren't you? Who's the smartest person you know? Personally. Well, they're not in our friend group for sure. Like, and what is smart? Like knowing things or being like very capable people? Exactly. Okay. What is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent

I'm very in touch I get very in tune I mean that's what dumb people say yeah that's what no that's what bitchy said yeah yeah you know I mean like if you don't know anything you're like but I know emotions because you're crying every now you're crying every night I do know emotions

because I'm crying because I don't understand things that's worth a lot you just wait because when the shit hits the fan you're gonna you're gonna need people like me I'm emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I don't understand things and it really frightens and scares me. That is not what

emotional intelligence means. It doesn't mean sensitivity and crying. Sensitive. Well, this is what you know about. What's it mean, you genius? And horoscopes, I bet. Also, and crystals. It has some things to do with crystals. Yes. Crystal Burger as well.

Hot sauce. Yeah, go ahead. Hell yeah. You know, it's just being able to identify when people are going through shit, being, you know, being kind them and really not just like laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend i don't understand what you're talking about yeah yeah i'm breaking your guys brains bitch mate dude yes let's package it in the bitch wait so you're telling me you can understand when people are like going through something yeah okay i'll take your word for it yeah sure

doubt it huh oh yeah the bitch huh well okay so you don't have anybody in your life who's smart You don't have a subject that you think you excel in that you're really smart about. Maybe we are just really dumb people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's established.

We've logged hours to prove this. Well, come on the cruise and be dumb with us. Yeah, we're fun. I'll say that. You're showing off your legs. Oh, so you try to take, you try to distract from your lower house. Adam is, everything is above the belt. If you have a belt, you're showing on.

your legs? Yes. That's taking a shine to the lower half. The lower region. Me, I'm trying to hide the lower half. Okay. I didn't realize that a belt... It does.

It's breaking you off into two segments. I'm going to break you off. It's breaking you off into two segments. I don't want anyone to realize... I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there. It is. No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.

You're way off. Right. It's like a mat, you can't see your dick at all. It's breaking you off into two sections. Sure. I want one flowing section, so no one can tell that my lower half is the exact same length as my torso. And I'm very, very awkwardly shaped. It's science.

Okay. Isn't that good? No. Your torso and your, no, I think you want to be the exact same length. No, you would want your legs to be a little longer. Longer. My torso's too long. Okay, wow, look at my guys.

Maybe you're weirdly. I didn't realize that. And you don't wear belts. So you can easily, you can, like, touch your elbows to the ground then? What? Because your torso so long, your legs are tiny? What in the Jennifer Hudson Tunnel did you do, brother? I'm saying, dude, I'm saying that my torso and my legs are the exact same length.

Oh, my God. So I can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really has nothing to do with how flexible I am. Right. It's the fact that my torso is the same length as my legs. Okay. And Ders is leaving. And Ders says his torso is longer than his legs, which I do not believe.

He's bending over right now. And you can touch your elbows to the ground. No, no, no, no. I thought you could because you said your torso. Torso. Feel free. Feel free. I got to take a little more.

Can anybody touch their elbows? Yeah, I've seen that. Anyone touched their elbows? Yeah, I could, I could, when I was in... Your elbows. Yeah. That's incredible. When I was, like, in eighth grade.

The L part of your bow. Yeah, yeah, this part. That's crazy. And now I can just palm it, but... That's legit. I feel like people can't even touch the floor with their fingertips. Well, and that's what I'm saying. I'm awkwardly shaped.

I have, it's just, it's too, it's too, like, grabbing my... But I don't think that's what makes your shape awkward. or just so you know. Oh my God. And Adam is, yeah, you just grabbed your toes like it was he just put his own cock in his mouth. Adam just leaves his own dick real quick. Dude, if you're on YouTube, you have no idea how many times I've tried. I think I do. Is it more than 10? You made us write it into workaholics. I don't know if it's more than 10, but it's, it's more than five. I think I could. I would say three to five times. I can do it. That was hard for you though. That was very hard. I think I tore a ligament.

Right. It's like two times before puberty and then three or four times after. Would you say? Sorry. I was just saying like trying to suck your own dick is like two times before puberty and then like three or four after. We're like, I got a little lengthier. I got to check in. Yeah, you got to try. The longer your cock gets, the more you're going to give it a shot. And every 10 year of birthdays, I like to try one more time. I feel like if I had and, I mean, maybe not now because my body's has broken. But I bet if I had an extra inch, if I had an extra inch, I could suck.

I could suck my own cock. 69, dude. One more inch, I do believe. At least kind of nibbled. Yeah, if I had one more inch, that's what I'd be doing too. That's it. I'd be nibbling my tip. I'd be nibbling.

I wish I had one more inch, oh, yeah? You want to just be hitting it right? You know, it's funny when guys are like, no, I would never, dude, I would not do that. I'm like, it's, yeah. Very shagodelic. You don't have to jizz in your own mouth. obviously, but, you know, you would.

You would. I would know. I mean, I think you would. I just, you get to feel free in you, bro. Yeah, fucking slurp down a couple feel frees. You're feeling free. You fucking nibble your tip, man. Come on.

Because, like, what? Is it even comfortable to do? Like, do you know what I'm saying? You work towards it. And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable, you know? Blake's spoken like a, like he's got a, Fucking experience. You work towards it.

It's not everything that feels good is comfortable. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's strenuous activity can feel. Well, standing 69. Yeah. Exactly. Everybody's coming. All right.

These are the hard-hitting cues that we, uh, we answer here on, this is important. This is important. That shit's important. We should get my dad in here to do another, uh, another sound bite. We need some more drops. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us?

No, no, no. Are you questioning the entire think to tea of the pod? Come on, man. You guys, I think I'm off the pod. No, I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of effort to like detach yourself from what's happening. You need another four inches. No, not exactly. Adam's sitting back like, I think I'd figure it out.

Not exactly. Wait, sorry, can we... Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying, because... You're like breathing through your nose. When you're cranking down, when you're jerking off, you're... You can easily think about what's... Like, take yourself somewhere else. Or like watch porno or whatever.

You can go in the spank bank and you can be like, okay, this memory or whatever. I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cop. That's what I'm saying. Sluggish bone? Sluggish, ruggish bone. And Adam, as I said it, and now I'm like, yeah, but then, like, you find, like, a move. And you go, well, that kind of works. Finish him.

Yeah, man, I'm saying. And then you go, yeah, like a BJ move. Like a self-BJ move. something that like i'm getting that now that you now that we're getting in like this like this and oh blake can you twist your tongue i yeah all right see and that to me makes me not want to do it that makes me not can you not so if you woke it walked in on me like bent over doing training what are you doing it kind of looks like yeah it's kind of like when a dog kind of sucked it so thick all right

That was... A Tiba was telling me that you hid the power cord to your speaker because you get drunk and you play music super loudly and the neighbors complain. And he told me this like a week ago.

Yes. I have a huge JBL party box that I love to play at a very unreasonable volume. And when I do have one of my nights, I tend to go, back and and crank it the volume on the box.

So I unplugged it and I hit the cord. Continue? I unplugged it and I hid the cord. So you hid the cord from yourself and thinking like my drunk self won't be able to find this? No, no, no, no. It's not hiding it. It's like, I'm not going to like make, like, walk in, go through it. It's like, yeah, there's many times when my brain

could go like, this is stupid. But it was Oscar night. Mitch was my birthday. And your birthday. So I, but here's my saving grace. I was cranking freaking steely damn. So I wasn't like, it wasn't like a total throwdown. It's just like people are like, why is Steely Dan coming through my window at 3 a.

What's a Steely Dan song? Like, freaking Peg. Thank you. You're playing freaking peg? Hey, 19. So you're in the back house cranking down. To these deep cuts. To yacht rock, basically.

The Steely Dan song that you were playing at right now. Like, let's hear what was blasting through your neighbor's windows at 3 a.m. I only know the one that goes, bo-wee-o-w. Okay. That Sam was like, come on, man. What are you doing? Turn it down. And you were like, it's my birthday.

I want to listen to this song. Is the Al Jha? Dude, you're such a dad. Hey, I take it back. You've got to blast this one, dude. Come on, bro. It's Oscar night. Come with me.

3 a.m. Watch the Oscars. Nor do we care about that. If you really listen, you can hear Chevy Chase on the drums. It's 3 a.m. I'm cranking it. There you go. I'm cranking it, bro.

Sorry, neighbors. It's Oscar night. Let's go. Did I tell you guys I've discovered a new way to blow your nose? This is what I've been doing. And I'm listening. my god okay you know when you blow your nose like really hard and it like your drums kind of pop right yeah it's the best love that so here's the new the new method and i'm maybe i've said this before

this is important because i discovered it last time i was sick you plug your ears with your fingers and then you plug one of your nostrils with your thumb oh my god this is too and then you just blow and dude boogers from the behind your brain come out really it's science you like you got to be over like it's in the shower or over a sink and you just kind of like let it rip dude it's like you feel it come from like way up in your brain Blake do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby I'd love for you to try it for us I have a full cup yeah could you show an example of it because it's it's actually pretty interesting that you brought this up at first I was like oh god here we go and by the way at 43 years old

I'm still discovering my body you're a lifelong learner I feel like Isaac and you well he hasn't discovered mine all the way yet but if I wanted him to he would be discovering it as soon as we wrap up here he i could have him at my door it's just interesting your guys opinion if someone is a delivery person and they take some of the food scumb bag or just person what kind of food is it doesn't matter not theirs total scumbback total scumbent yeah i don't i don't like that i think if someone paid for the food uh they should have all all of their food yeah that's totally fucked up that that actually breaks code and as a delivery driver, that is extremely frowned upon.

Yeah. And against. I'm glad you guys stand for something. Thank you. Yeah, Durs, I feel, is leading the other way. Death penalty. No, no, no. Death penalty.

Death some of the food, death penalty. Absolutely not. Death by Ungabunga. Like still fries, I think, would be the number one thing. Right. Okay. I might have done that. Oh, wait.

Wait, again. I don't have done that. Death by Ungabunga. Well, I mean, I'm saying, like, if it, like, fell out of the, the container if it like shook loose like well dude if it's the container's closed like shook into my mouth okay so you say a fry is fine a fry is fine and here's what about what about a chicken fry you're pressing it but maybe but it's like the same as like if you go to a restaurant and you sit at a table that hasn't been bust yet and there's fries there you can't eat the fries what if it's like potato wedges

and so there's not that many it's a large fries fries are communal so wait So you were going to a table that hasn't been bust yet. Correct. And there's a whole basket of fries. They've coughed all over these fries. There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, a child had like stuck it up his nose, put it back in the fry basket. Then you go and eat those fries, dude.

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on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, I miss the time when we as men could just, as a society, say that we like tits. Dude. We like them. Okay. And we're willing to just say that and be okay with it. And you know what? I like that you're saying.

And stand on two feet and say I as a man. If you don't like tits and that doesn't make you less of a man, you do you. Dude. But I would say the majority of straight men like. love some big old tidies jumping on trampolines and that's just a thing that we like it's just a fact of life I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits and the fact that we can't say that now

without being shunned by society you can you are saying it and it's all I know I'm saying it do because I'm a downass fucking dude but you are you're true bro I would say most bros are a little frightened and what is sorry I'm getting a call Jimmy Kimmel oh you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name on it

Yeah, no, I'll tell him. Very cool. No, no, dude. I'm talking about his old show. He is correct. And the one thing that has really proven this fact is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt, dude. I can you believe it? I am not happy about that.

Do we swoop in with a new restaurant for all those down-ass dudes? For all those guys who need to see titties at lunch? You can't go to lunch without titties. What? Dude, they did everything. their power yeah welcome to cooters just like super tight wrapped uh saram-wrapped coochie shorts oh you said cooters i thought you said cougars and i'm like that's not a bad idea either no no no just like hot single older women there's one coo one real cougar in every restaurant oh damn every hour

they let it loose uh will ring me me do you uh i mean there's still like twin peaks right that That's the other, that was the competitor. And I have no idea what you're talking about. Adam's like, I road trip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks. No, no, there's Twin Peaks out and about. There's Twin Peaks. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt, I think. That's like in like Vegas.

That's kind of similar. And what? Well, you look at the website of Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could, I could get into this. Holy shit. Let's look at the menu. This seems a okay. This seems up my alley. You know what?

And this is not a joke. I will say right now, Hooters. I know you're the wings, dude. Daytona wings are so freaking fire, dude. They're off the chain. That's when they mix the barbecue with the Buffalo and it's so damn good. Oh, yeah. Twin Peaks looks like it's a little higher echelon than.

Stop. Well, of course, the website does, but does that mean? You really think? Based on the sober ICP guys from last year's or less. last week's episode. You're a monster. Websites alone, yes. They look like their quality.

Well, I think, yeah, this is, it's a new, it's, it's not as many locations as Hooters had. So, I think the quality might be a little higher. See all locations. I mean, dude, see, look at all these locations. Look at how many locations there are in Florida. Is there one in Concord? My God. Well, Florida gets it.

A lot happening there. Algonquin I like we all just got really quiet and I were just staring at this website Yeah I mean But like where There's one on Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills Where yeah so that's what I'm saying

Dude there's one in Beaver Creek You know it goes off Oh yes points Are you kidding me Yes points Camelback I miss that time When you could just stand there and say

Hey I like pitties I'm not afraid to admit it Isaac says, I thought Blake likes Hamburger Marys, which is the gay burger place in West Hollywood. Yeah, Isaac has a lot of really funny jokes. And I'm, you know what? Just for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac, okay? Really funny stuff. I will say hamburger marries was when I first moved to L.A.

I was driving around with my parents and we were driving through West Hollywood because I didn't know where they should stay. And I just picked the Ramada in in West Hollywood, which, is the gayest. The gayest hotel. You guys found the guy with the white cowboy hat. Yeah, it was painted pink and there's a rainbow flags out front. And yeah, Blake, I see, he wears a skirt and kind of walks in front of the hotel. But I, we were in, we were stuck in traffic and we were right by the Hamburger Mary's. Hardcore gay porno was playing.

on the television screen at hamburger marries at hamburger marries it was at night but uh oh yeah dude west west hollywood is tight i used one of those things that they sent the pure love or whatever

oh you jerked off in one of those things yeah i did wow dude and then i uh how did how did that go yeah please tell me more this is the horniest pod yet let's just say uh science has come a long way uh okay so you're you're like it

It was a one, no, no, it was a one and done. Well, it kind of has to be, right? Or also, were you going to put that in the dishwasher where your kids' dishes are? Yeah, what are we talking about? But that's what you're supposed to do is, like, rinse it. You can rinse it in the sink or whatever, but I was just like, this is such a production, you know? Yeah. See, that's the thing.

They got to figure it out where it's less of a thing. Like, it's got to be pre-lubricated or something. It's not. It doesn't come ready. So what the thing, explain what it is. Yeah, step it out a little bit. It's like, I mean, people saw it on the, or saw it if you watch on YouTube,

you see these things. You were blowing into it. You were blowing it up. It's basically like a flexible rubber, whatever type thing with a hole in the middle with a bunch of little nodules in there. Oh, that's right, that thing. Yeah, with the three different holes and there's like swirls and shit on the inside. Yes.

And you got to like pour lube in. Because I haven't you. Tight 24 holes. Yeah, Adam's like sure. Sure. But I just was like, they sent it. What am I going to do? I have it sit here. Let's see what it's all about. You know. It's fine. I can't not use it. I can't just, I can't donate it to Goodwill. What am I going to do with the Dan? Yeah, you could drop it in the in the in the in the goodwill box, right? Well, you know, for the pod. Yes. You have to. I don't know. I don't necessarily hit record. When I'm supposed to. Right. But if you send me a little thing to fuck, I'm trying it. Yeah, a little market research. And so then Elizabeth Banks reaches out to me, and she just sends me just the interview.

Who reaches out? Elizabeth Banks, the actress and director. And she just sent me the clip of the Entertainment Weekly article that is me dressed as Kelvin Gemstone and head to toe dumbass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair looking insane. And it's just me looking all saucy going Adam Devine, masturbated, so hard, hot, hot. hard his toe fell off and that's the headline dude yeah the fuck man dude that is a cool ass headline it was it was kind of i would i would pay good money for an orgasm like that these days is just something that blast your toe off you're fucking you j oh so hard your toe falls off

god damn god damn honey get the swiffer i feel uh any i would say 85% of any other person of everyone else would have been mortified. I'd say 85% of people would have been mortified at that. Of other person. Their entire torso, one arm, their face, not the back of her head,

both legs, one dick. Frankenstein. God damn. Could you imagine? I'm just thinking about my toes curling so hard. Would you be bummed if there was an entertainment weekly article about you, Blake, that said your toe fell off?

No, all press is good press. Wasn't there one about him dying, jumping on a ping pong table? Yeah, no, that's all good. That was when I was right and high, baby. Yeah, yeah. There's no such thing as bad press. Come on.

Now they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate. Fuck it. He's a wild dog. He's uninsurable. Uninsurable. No, Chuck Barry had a porno out. A sex tape or a porno? A sex tape.

A sex tape. Okay, all right. That's different. Why is that different? Because a porno is a production A sex tape is recorded sex Oh but it's crazy dude It's like it's these poor women are hookers

And then he's going like He just starts peeing in their mouths And he's like yeah you like that bitch You like that you lose Johnny be bad He's making her like eat his ass While he's also pissing on her I'm pissed now

And then he says something like Like he Oh then he farts in her mouth And then I'm pissed now. And then he laughs and goes... What website are you on? How long did you watch this for?

Just for 20, 30 minutes. And just 20 or 30 minutes. This is bad. No, it was just like a little clips. And then he goes, uh, ha, you like that bitch? Ha! I love doing that. Gotcha, bitch!

It's wild, dude. These old, like, 70s? That sounds, was he like, I'm Chuck Barry and I love doing that. Chuck Barry's like 50s, no? Well, I think the Chuck Berry Pornow was... I wouldn't click that link. That's not something I... That had to be in the 70s on some auto-focused shit

where they're like, just got this new camcorder from Japan. I think he got busted for having, like, hidden cameras in bathrooms. Yeah, that's what they're saying. Yeah, he was a real creeper, this guy. Yeah, he was gnarly. What you got to do is you just, if you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang a sign up. Okay.

Okay. What? You'd be surprised how many people would go, all right I gotta take a I really gotta take a shit yeah I gotta poop

I gotta pee pee I gotta take a dump dude yeah camera camera no camera I'm I'm peeing that makes perfect sense and then you're covered alright

at least that's what our lawyer told me okay allegedly that's fun I will so you guys haven't seen that do yourselves a favor I'm good

don't watch it don't watch it I'm not gonna I'm not gonna Google that one I'm not a big fan of like scary porno And, you know, when you have, like, a friend who sends you something that's just, what's the word, like, egregious? Like, where a dude, like, pulls his dick out of a butt and then, like, the girl goes straight for it.

And they pause. There's, like, dukey on it. And then you're like, this seems real specific. It is. I'm saying. Like, that was a clip that someone sent me and I was like, hold up. You block that number. Not for me.

Doesn't really get a belly laugh out of me. It was his brother. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I also, someone was just like, you have to watch it. And so I was like, okay. And I was like, I don't know.

I'm like, what is Chuck Barry? How well do you know this person? I don't need you to out them, but like, how well do you know this person? Not that well. Okay. Not super well. Let's keep them at our arms. And do you know them as friends or do you know them through work?

Through work. Okay. Through work. Right. Work friends. Okay. Hollywood. It's Kyle.

It's Kyle. No, it's not. But, yeah, it was appalling. And, yeah, that's not funny. I'm not getting a kick out of that. Yeah. And unlike me, when I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician. Unlike, so unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician like Rick James.

Suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past. Oh, sir, I don't like. No, sir, I don't like. No, he's the best. Rick James, he's the best. Great word, Adam. Is torrid the word of the day? I wish.

That is a good ass word to pull out. well you know we're going to be in international waters so you know anything can go out there dude we're in international waters triple kiss or maybe a straight-up orgy breaks out who knows it's international waters oh my god those aren't legal everywhere not in public wait how did we segue from talking about our parents being on the cruise to orgies on open waters you know how adam goes my mom suggested it my mom suggested it outside of pineapple Goofy. She was like that, you know, I'd be kind of goofy if an orgy broke out.

What? Goofy. Is this a close optional cruise? Mom, what? Get her done. What do you? Mom, just watch my kid in the cabin. Yeah, I think it is, but, um, what?

God damn. God, damn. I like that. God, damn. Yeah, I don't know. How many pinia colladas have you had, mom? Remember when they followed who wants to be a millionaire up with fucking, you all the weakest link. Oh, yeah.

Goodbye. It was just game shows. Where'd they find that bitch? I'm like it. Dude, that was, oh, she was, it was big in the UK and she came over and she, remember her? She was so hot, dude. Can you imagine if your job was just being a fucking bitch? That is hot white meat right there, baby.

That's Blake's favorite. Oh, I love a white grandma. She looked like Barbara from Shark Tank. You know what I'm saying? Very similar vibe. Old small white, yeah. Old Small White with short hair. She was fantastic.

We used to do a thing in high school where we would, you know, race to beat off. See who can get off the fastest. Yeah. You are the weakest leak. Blake Anderson once again. No, Blake. No, we would sit in a car and hot box.

What did you do with your dick? Hotbox with each other. Okay. And then whoever had to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a bit of being like, you are the weakest smoke. Goodbye. And it was our favorite bit.

I want to be friends with you. You would have been the weakest smoke every time. So what? I'm still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true. Anybody living in their parents' home, you're allowed to flush condoms. As soon as you're on your own.

Well, eventually that's going to come back to haunt you. Until all of a sudden it floats back up and gets stuck. and then you get caught. So she was right in saying, That's part of the fun of the game. Yeah, she was like, It's not a game. It's not a game.

It's not a game. And then you go, mom, it's for the podcast, mom. She's like, Oh, okay, for the podcast. Say less. So you have a used condom we're speaking of. Used condom. I'm tied in a knot.

I put it in my backpack in the pencil pouch. And then I go home. I forget to throw it away on the way home. I get home. I start to look for the condom. I can't remember exactly where I put it. I open up all this. slippers. I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Nature calls. I have to use

the bathroom. Got it. I quickly go to use the bathroom. Nature. Fucking nature. Fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with my little dog Maggie. Uh-oh. All of a sudden, I hear the dog Maggie with the little bells. She had little bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say, Maggie, what you got there? Yeah. What you got there, Maggie? And she was like, oh, my God, Adam.

Right. And she marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh, no. And she's holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out. What do you mean? You're like, oh, no, you already knew?

I knew something was up because I can't find it. You're putting it all together. And all of a sudden, I hear her, Adam? And I hear her say, what you got there. Goofy. She marks down the, it wasn't goofy, dude. The dog had bitten. So it's oozing.

My jizz is oozing down. Oh, God. And the. dog is jumping up to like lap it up no and my mom is it goes what is this what is this and i go that's not mine and she's like oh so it's your father's you're blaming your father and i'm like no mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored she was like what mine wasn't yellow like a banana mine was red like an apple that shit's important like what the fuck dude and then she went and then she went into the laundry room and cried and i had to go down there and

And I'm like, I'm sorry, you know. She's still holding it. I'm sorry. You're not my little boy anymore. You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, Mama. Oh, no. I'm Robert Smith.

This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people. horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson.

Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what?

They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. May 24, 1990, a pipe bomb explodes in the front seat of environmental activist Judy Berry's car. I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it ripped through me with just a force more powerful and terrible than anything that I could describe.

In season two of RipCurrent, we ask, who tried to kill Judy Berry and why? She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing. The man and woman who were heard had planned to lead a summer of militant protest against logging practices in Northern California. They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. The timber industry, I mean, it was the number one industry in the area, but more than it was the culture. It was the way of life. I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement.

Episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For 25 years, I've explored what it means to heal, not just for myself, but alongside others. I'm Mike Delarocha. This is sacred lessons, a space for reflection, growth, and collective healing. What do you tell men that are hurting right now? Everything's going to be okay on the other side, you know, just push through it. And, you know, ironically, the root of the word spirit is breath.

Wow. Which is why one of the most revolutionary acts that we can do as people just breathe. Next to the wound is their gifts. You can't even find your gifts unless you go through the wound. That's the hard thing. Well, I'm going to get my guess. I don't want to go through all that. You've got to go through the wounds you're laughing. Listening to other people's near-death experiences, and it's all they say.

In conclusion, love is the answer. Listen to sacred lessons as part of the My Goutura Podcast Network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, Dr. Lori Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, which is why my podcast is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in the happiness. extreme poverty with the cash they need. This year, we're taking part in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. And it's not just the Happiness Lab. Some of my favorite podcasters are also taking part.

Think Jay Shetty from On Purpose, Dan Harris from 10% Happier, and Dave Desteno from How God Works, and more. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will help over 700 families in Rwanda living in extreme poverty. Here's how it works. You donate to give directly, and they put that cash directly into the hands of families in need, because those families know best what they need, whether it's buying livestock to fertilize their farm, paying school fees, or starting a small business. With that support, families can invest in their future and build lasting change. So join me and your favorite podcasters in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Head to give directly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and make a contribution.

And if you're a first-time donor, giving multiplier will even match your gift. That's give directly.org slash happiness lab to donate. The social media trend that's landing some Gen Z years in jail. The progressive media darling whose public meltdown got her fired. I'm going to take Francesco off the network entirely. The massive TikTok boycott against Target that makes no actual sense. I will continue getting stuff from Target. And I will continue to not pay for it.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you know that pineapples are the international? Yeah, you do? Yeah. Upside down pineapple. What is the international sign that you're a... But what does that even mean? Like, if you have, they will wear like necklaces with an upside down pineapple.

Is it because like an upside down pineapple looks like a butthole on the... Maybe. Spit on that thing. Maybe. I don't know why. Or maybe pineapple, like if you eat enough pineapple, you're... come taste delicious. Oh, yeah, it does. It really does.

Supposedly. But why upside down? So this is like an emoji thing? How do you even send one upside down? No, you nail it to your front door. Yeah, they'll, like, wave flags. Like, they'll have a pineapple flag. They'll wear upside-down pineapples, like, at bars.

Everybody's coming. Like necklaces. People will have tattoos. Adam knows. What are other things I do? What are other things I do? Oh, wow. Adams, the name of Adam's boat

is upside down pineapple. What, huh? Weirdly, my parents stopped me a lot of this because in Lake of the Ozarks there's like a big swinger community and they see that shit out and about all over the place. Oh, yeah, they're just bored out of their minds.

My mom's like, yeah, I just, did you know? And she tells us every time we're down there and we're like, we know, Mom. What are you guys getting into down here? That shit's important. How many times a day in the Ozarks is someone saying you're a lucky man oh yeah oh yeah that still goes but ozarks is stuck in brother you are a lucky man on shantay you are a lucky man and isn't the ozarks fucking cool for that

very reason that you just enter a time warp when you're there you're like whoa what happened what happened the best punk rock getting radical what is it 2021 here what the fuck it's fucking tight dude I love the Ozarks. We got to go back and put in some time. And I got to wear this pineapple shirt. Come back. Hey, dude, come back. You could bring the family.

My parents would love if there's just a bunch of little kids running around their compound. Is that what you want to do, Blake? Bring the family. Sure, yeah. I mean, that wasn't what I was originally thinking. But that's, guess what you're going to hear. You are a very lucky father. Bikki Wawa.

I think we got to go. I think we got to go. I think we have to leave the shit. We'd love to hire your daughter at this hot chick gas station on the dock. Oh, yeah. Remember that? I was like, what is the program here? Well, they hire like 17, 18 year old girls to walk around in bathing suits to tie up boats.

And it seems inappropriate. But also, they just pump gas in bikinis. It's totally inappropriate. That's a cool job. You're just like a lifeguard or something. You're like, they're just. No, Adam, if you're a lifeguard, you're wearing a bathing. suit because you're about to jump in and save

somebody in water. If you're on a dock, you can wear gene cutoffs and a fucking tank top. You don't have to... Yeah, but they might have to dive in. That's true. For what? If someone falls off their boat, under... That's not their responsibility. Oh, come on. No,

no, that's everyone's responsibility. Okay? That's where I'm going to stop you. See something. Say something. I would say that it's probably creepy for visitors to be like, who hired all these high school girls to just pump gas and bikinis? Yeah. No, I see. I see what you're saying.

But I will say, if you're local, you probably know all these girls anyway. You're like, oh, it's Mike's daughter, da, da, da, da, da. She's got huge cities. It's just Mike's daughter. It's just Mike's daughter with your fucking pineapple suit on. Hey, Mike, I didn't realize it. He has just a giant upside down pineapple chain that he's wearing. I'm actually the principal of the high school.

She's a great student. She's a good student. Super smart. But now it's a big pump and. guess. Jesus. She's got cheeks, Mike. She's got cake. She's got cake. Is she cake?

Or is she human? Or is she pineapple upside down? I love him Blake chimes in with the modern terms. Is she cake? I need to find out if she's cake. Hey, are you cake? Yes, points. I do

gummies almost every day at night. I like that for you now. You use them to fall asleep. I try and beat my wife, clip that. I try and beat my wife to sleep because she snores. Wow, dude. If I get to sleep before her, I'm good to go.

If I'm awake and she starts snoring, I'm up for two hours. That's why I have to beat my wife to sleep. If we're not clipping that and putting that at the beginning of the episode where it's like this week on this is important. I don't even think the sentence, I have to beat my wife to sleep. That's not even adding up when you say it as a sentence. what do you mean you have to beat your wife to sleep you'd say I have to fall asleep before my wife

that would be the way to really that's not a funny this is a comedy what do you what are you I love it that's the issue with like he's not why don't you go drown yourself the golf of a fucking and I want to get back to how much you smoke weed dude because you're a fake stoner and every

and I'm fucking outing you I'm sick of this shit dude I'm sick of this shit I'm not I'm not a stoner I'm a I'm an athlete, I'm a health guru, father. Alcoholic. It is weird, it is weird that he is a, he's a stoner poser, but he's also like a closeted gay guy. Just, just let me finish. I am not. What are you staying?

What I'm saying is that you. How would you feel about like doing like, just like taking a shower with your homey, like in bathing suits? is that's like, well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like, you're at a you're like at a pool. Are we saving time? We're saving time and water. No, like so, okay. It's a no-brainer. It's a no-brainer to me. You're saving time. You're saving water.

Blake has been thinking about this. You can tell. He's like, okay, no, here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because it did come up. I can tell you my answer is so quick. I go, I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're going to take. And then I'll be back.

No, this happened or organically you know it was just something i wanted to expand upon but like okay so i had just like gone on a run right and then like i was driving home from my run run i'm still sweaty but on my way home it it it a tiba's house is there so i'm like i'll pop in say what's up to my boy atiba he's like i don't have a lot of time because i got to don't out a tiba too no i'm not dude it's not it's not it's not even weird you guys are making it weird listen okay go over there right And he's like, actually, I got to, I got to head out soon because I'm going to go shoot some skate photography. He's a world famous photographer.

We know who he is. He's like, I have to take a shower. And I'm like, that's weird because I'm driving home to go take a shower. And then that's when I post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, because, you know, I was still wanting to catch up with them and talk. Like, would it be weird if we both were in bathing suits, taking showers and continue the conversation? Like, it's super normal.

Like, is it weird? Yeah, yeah. There's only one time where it's not normal where you're at a locker room. You're at a pool. Yeah, in a locker room. And if you're trying to tee this up to meet me at a locker room, let's fucking go. Allegedly. What's so bad? Like, say so it's not weird to take a shout.

It's too small, Blake. It's too close corners. No. It's too small. You can fit two people in a shower? You have to like share the shower. Like, yo, can I get some heat? Yeah.

Share the water. You'd have to be like, excuse me, excuse me. Let me rinse my eye. Like, no. You can move the head of the shower. I mean, sort of. But when you... That's not the shower.

That's a different head. Um, that's not the shower. Allegedly. You know how when you're with your girl and it's like you're in the... Yeah, no, I do that too. When you're in the shower, it's always fucking mad because then the other person's like kind of cold waiting for the, the shower to the water to hit you. And you're like, all right. And then you have to like, like pivot around to, so then you can get the,

There's ways to make people not be cold, too. Like, you could warm each other up all the water's out of the air. Oh, did you invent the hug, bitch? What? Where's her booty? You know that there's, that there's porno. This was a different time. In 2002, you couldn't wait for it to load.

This was a different time. The computer was in the family room. I wasn't like you where I would just download shit and get skull and crossbones. I was privately jerking off to album covers. no limit soldiers 02 we were graduated in high school

you didn't you weren't able to get a Dell dude dude you didn't get a get Dell at this point I had a del I had a

what was the one with the cows What was that one? That was a gateway That was a gateway They had really good screensavers That shit was fire The toasters

I went through like three Gateway computers They fried after three months every time and they'd be like just bring it yeah because lime wire was just on and popping over there you were I heard deep throat videos

I was just talking to my homie other day about this infamous porno like Pete like what I call it a professional music video porno here we go we're back we're back where we would just throw it on but like as we drank and pre-gamed it would just be on someone's

computer playing wow dude I remember you just saying that that you used to put on, like, compilations before going out. But it was this one. It was called Out of Control. And if you guys know, I'm talking about sliding Blake's DM, send him the link.

That's wild. I didn't watch, no, no, no. We didn't watch communal porn. No. We were not a communal porn friend group. It was just on. It was just on. It wasn't like we were all watching it together.

It was just on. You take a glance and you go, that'd be fun of a dude a night, maybe. I don't know. Too? Who? Well, each other. What?

Uh-huh. There was a bald woman who'd got jizzed onto her head oh wait wow dude that's fun actually send me that yeah send me that internet do what you do

sliding blake's DMs slide in Blake DMs with that out of control it's from the 2000s it's a banger and shout out to who made it it would be so educational if we would just disrobe all the men

of history and compare balls dick and see if there is something... Correlation. Yeah. We've covered this, right? They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.

It was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah. I want to see it across the whole timeline. I think it would really add to our species. This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Yeah, and I just go... I'd watch that movie.

You go back in time to pants guys. I go pants, people. I love it. Lift up their togas. Right. And then you run into yourself and you're like, listen, Abe Lincoln's dick. Well, we've kind of done that. Do not pants him.

The plaster casters have done that a little bit with rock stars in the 60s and 70s. Yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. That woman. Was it just one woman? Or was it like a gaggle of groupies? A gaggle.

I think there's one, the top dog, like the MJ, the Michael Jackson of it all. Yeah. Yeah, of course. And then probably other people did it too. Look at plastercasters, because it was a, I wonder whose dicks they have cast, because that would be interesting. Well, I know they've got, Jimmy Hendrix has that fucking branch. Just a howl going on them. Hell, yeah.

You need another four inches. Yeah, plaster casters. Who do they have here? Cynthia, plaster caster. Cynthia, great name. She's now 74. Imagine this is your cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked, John.

Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She is cool as fuck She's always trying to do a plaster You're dick But she's cool She can't drop it Let me just plaster it real quick Grandma, not the time

Hey, that's a lot Listen on your phone talk Oh look who it is Kyle Newette's like hey my ears were burning My babies were burning on the grill Shall I answer? Here ready? Yeah

Hey what's up dude? Hey man Hey you're on the podcast what's happening What up? Oh, for real? Welcome back. Welcome back. Hang on.

How's it going? Can you hear the dude? Welcome back. He just hangs up. Hold up. How do I do this? I can't. Hey, buddy.

How's it going? Welcome back to the podcast. Wow. Interesting. Interesting. What's up, guys? What's up, man? Interesting, dude.

Oh, dude, I had a question for you about schedules and. lame you know not cool other workings but okay lame if you're bonding then continue potting all right friction see you call yeah hit me up afterwards oh my gosh what's up ti-i-i nation whoa oh shit there he is I'm surprised you're not choking down a baby right now

I'm surprised you're able to be so full-throated right now allegedly allegedly none of that man come on none of that okay hey we don't know we don't know you're just not part of the podcast so we don't know what you're up to allegedly taking this time on the podcast to say my piece about this I'm not eating babies okay you can't stop

you can't spread that you heard it from the horse's mouth all right yeah okay yeah so he says so he says Adam there's no way to tell way to welcome him back dude very cool love you love you Kyle later guys have fun yeah

miss you Kyle wow wow that was special wow Adam's like nah Nah Freaking see ya Hey don't cross that He was shook

He was like He was He was he was like I'm on the podcast Do you mean Bad Friends That's the only podcast I know

Ha ha ha I'm Robert Smith This is Jacob Goldstein And we used to host A show called Planet Money And now we're back Making this new podcast Called Business History

about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever.

There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked.

Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. May 24th, 1990. A pipe bomb exploded. in the front seat of environmental activist Judy Barry's car. I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it ripped through me with just a force more powerful and terrible than anything that I could describe. In season two of Rip Current, we ask, who tried to kill Judy Barry?

And why? She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing. The man and woman who were heard had planned to lead a summer of militant protest against logging practices in Northern California. They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods.

The timber industry, I mean, it was the number one industry in the area, but more than it was the culture. It was the way of life. I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement. Episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now.

Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For 25 years, I've explored what it means to heal, not just for myself, but alongside others. I'm Mike Delarocha. This is sacred lessons, a space for reflection,

growth, and collective healing. What do you tell men that are hurting right now? Everything's going to be OK on the other side, you know, just push through it. And, you know, ironically, the root of the word spirit is breath, which is why one of the most revolutionary acts that we can do as people just breathe. Next to the wound is their gifts.

You can't even find your gifts unless you go through the wound. That's the hard thing. You think, well, I'm going to get my gifts. I don't want to go through all that. You've got to go through the wounds you're laughing. Listening to other people's near-death experiences, and that's all they say. In conclusion, love is the answer.

Listen to sacred lessons as part of the My Goutura Podcast Network, available on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, Dr. Lori Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, which is why my podcast is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need. This year, we're taking part in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. And it's not just the Happiness Lab. Some of my favorite podcasters are also taking part.

Think Jay Shetty from On Purpose, Dan Harris from 10% Happier, and Dave Desteno from How God Works, and more. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will help over 700 families in Rwanda living in extreme poverty. Here's how it works. You donate to give directly, and they put that cash directly into the hands of families in need,

because those families know best what they need, whether it's buying livestock to fertilize their farm, paying school fees, or starting a small business. With that support, families can invest in their future and build lasting change. So join me and your favorite podcasters in the Pots Fight Poverty campaign. Head to give directly.org slash happiness lab

to learn more and make a contribution. And if you're a first-time donor, giving multiplier will even match your gift. That's give directly.org slash happiness lab to donate. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyank Wally. And I'm Hurricane DeBolu. On our new podcast, health stuff, we demystify your burning health questions. You'll hear us being completely honest about her own health. I'm talking about very serious stuff right now, and you're laughing at me. And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human. Sometimes you're there to listen, to understand, to empathize, maybe to give them an

understanding or a name for what's going on. That helps people a lot, understanding that it's not just in their head. We are breaking down the science, talking with experts, and sharing practical health tips you can actually use in your day-to-day life. From when to utilize and avoid artificial light to how to sleep better. Everything you need to know about fiber and how to poop better. How to minimize the effects of jet lag and how to stay hopeful in times of distress. We human beings, all we want is connection. We just want to connect with each other.

We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun. Find health stuff on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What do you play on a switch? I play a lot of like they drop a lot of like old school games and then yeah, just, you know, I play lots of stuff. Okay. So no specifics. Thanks.

Yeah, thanks. You're great at podcasting. Just name one. Just name one. Games from before are what I... I'm trying to think of what... It makes me go like Blake's kind of posing about playing Nintendo Switch. No, dude, like Smash Bros.

Of course. Great. Like you have to. That's a... There's one. One of the best... But why are you saying that so angrily? What do you want me to do?

Name video games? Fucking Super Smash Bros. Donkey Kong. Fucking Texas. Are you happy? I got out of my face, bro. Interview over. Interview over.

I just want to get to know you better, man. Well, the classics. I'm just like, I just want to know my friends a little better. We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years, bro. You don't listen. Even if I said what I played, you wouldn't listen. You'd forget as soon as this was over. You'd forget as soon as this was over.

Dude, we didn't know you had a dog named Pickles ever, did. Oh, my God. Is it Pickles? Okay. So you play Super Smash, brother. that I have multiple friends with dogs named Pickles. You know Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles? It's almost the

exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog. Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the same dog? I don't know. It's science. Because people are unoriginal. Oh. Yeah. They, you did commercials for them. They paid you no money. You wave their flags

so high. Very proud. And then they ghosted you. I don't care if they're women or not. It's a women-owned company. They fucking suck. Go off. They did my boy dirty Also, kind of don't like them appropriating They're appropriating balls

That's kind of our thing Yeah, you know, get your own Get your own. To be fair to them They could have called it Women have cans Yeah, it could have been cans They've got cans

Could have been tit juice That's great at them That's great A bag with a nipple I would drink I would drink tit juice And it would get you fucked up Maybe we come out with a

With our liqueur And it's tit juice Yeah, yeah yeah Men owned for men. Men owned titty bag and is it like a wine cooler? I'm drunk now. What is it? It could be a well, whatever.

I mean, it's whatever a slop. We'll workshop it. We'll get like a whatever slop. I mean, if it's, yeah, it could be, I mean, if we're following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison, the worst tasting beverage of all time. Stop. I like it. Should we get a little squirt of, what's the like, the breast milk, the real good breast milk?

What's that? that one called the liquid gold? Oh, is it like, was it? No, it's like, it starts at the sea. We've talked toorsum. We've talked about it before. Yeah, where it comes out like yellow. We did, we did.

A little squirt of that. Yeah, a little squirt. What could be called little squirt? Liquid gold. Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware of that. Yeah, but little, you had a little. It's different.

I'm going to come out of the soda and call it a little Coca-Cola. Little Pepsi called Colostrum. Uh-huh. Todd just came in with colostrum. Colostrum. Yes, colostrum. Way to get there, Todd. My boy with the collostrum from the...

Hey, anything that's got strum, this musician, he's all about it. Hey, yes, points, baby. Yes, points! We're just connecting dots that maybe don't even need to be connected. Well, hey, I do want to shout out buzzballs because they do do a month where they highlight testicular cancer. Okay. So they... So does everyone do.

dude. I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this high horse on this pedestal and then just because and then they one time once a year they go hey guys have ball cancer and suddenly we have to think they're a good company

I don't care dude they did my boy dirty they paid him no money he waved the flag super high they fucking they are leaving him on scene it sucks that's hurtful. They suck you on

on scene. They leave you on scene. Yeah, that hurts. After all you've done for them, pushing the brand forward. Now, they're taking all of your sweat equity and they're cashed in, baby. Sweaty, sweaty-ass equity. You're sweaty-ass equity. It's a bagel.

And they're cashing in. I'm pissed now, dude. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Why aren't you my manager? What the fuck? I should be.

I honestly, I'm pissed now. I tell Isaac all the time, what a great manager I think I would be. I think you would be excellent. If I didn't also have to do the whole other side of the job, sure. Yeah. Can I tell you how much of a nightmare

of a manager you would be? What's that? Do you imagine like you go in like on set and then Adam comes in as your manager and just starts dancing and like doing and doing essentially stand-up? Dude, and you're like, no, no, no. You wouldn't replace me in.

No. Yeah. Everything I did. Adam would be like, you'd know your lines and you go, what are you, I think you're, are you trying to usurped? Dude, I'm just, I'm just mouthing your lines all right off. Yeah. It's great.

Hey, dude, dude, dude, you should say this. You should say this. You're like, dude, you got to go sit down, man. You're in my friend of shot. No, see, I would, if I was, okay, I, fair point, that is a fair point. But if I were. Whatever happened to, who's singing?

Who's singing? If I were to be a manager, I would then be playing the role of the manager and the role of the manager doesn't do that. that shit. Okay. Okay. Oh, I like this. Everything manager. And if I know what a role of a manager is by looking at Isaac, he's over at Crafty. Uh, he's telling people he had a thought in his brain. Uh, punk rock, getting radical. He's not wearing underwear. He's talking about bands from when he was young and then,

uh, mentioning where Orange County is in proximity to where he is. My favorite band is absolute crisis. Huh? The descendants. They're the best. Got to take your word for it. I guess. I got to take your word for it. Yes, that was a band. Punk rock, getting radical. The best band is a band called Off. Yeah. So, the crisis. So, Henry Rollins spit in my mouth one time.

Gwen Stefani, I went to a house party, and Gwen Stefani was there one time. Orange County, punk rock getting radical. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. So, yeah, I think I would be a pretty good manager. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you for standing up for me, by the way. I have a feeling maybe Buzz Balls will be in the DMs. I hope so. I hope so, because you love it. They're trash. But you love it, and I don't want their dirty money, okay? That's for you. That's for my boy Blake, because he loves it.

And people of Blake's ilk, what is the, what? Right. People of Blake's ilk, they love it. I continue to wonder why they don't fuck a Blake anymore. What is going on here? Water trash. People of Blake's ilk, they love this poisoned water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Poison juice. Yeah, so. Fair enough. Okay. Well, I think, hopefully that set the record straight with them. I was actually kind of rooting for the guy that got punched

until he made the other guy eat his asshole your fucking disaster my guy yeah that got that went real aggressive I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in the face you turn around and someone just goes

I love New York City he then sweep kicked him he Blanca sweep kicked him and then put his fucking nuts all the way down into his mouth in one fail swoop sweeping the leg turning it was crazy underwear gets pulled down

face ends up credit card slides your ass crack with his nose goes right into the bottom hole I've been waiting for this oh wait so that guy ate his asshole I thought the I thought you were forcing I thought you were forcing him to eat your asshole his own

oh yeah that's right yeah so he punches me oh yeah yeah yeah but then I I sweep the legs and he when he goes down all in one move no not I turn no I have a Oh, what's your move? I sweep kick him

and then I grab his legs and I put him over his head and then I start leaking his ass. Okay, let me, I'm trying to like picture this. Yeah. And I say now, now you, now you want to push me, baby?

You don't want to push me anymore, do you? Right. Yeah. Because you're liking what I'm doing. You're licking what I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you told him.

You got him, man. All right. Anything else in the news? You lose. Take back. But that's very much like a, the type of thing. I think you would almost be so shocked that you would probably do nothing. I think the three of us would more than likely not do anything in that moment.

Unless it's like you just snap, which I've snapped for less. But that's the thing is that do you want to be somebody who is so shocked? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, I've snapped for less. But Adam, I feel like Adam, you snap for other reasons. Like how often do you snap on like a like a. someone is initiating a fight that's just a different

you really have to gauge a lot of stuff at that but you when you snap there's no gauging there you just snap and suddenly you're ready you're fucking flying high hell yeah brother yeah you didn't know that give me a hell yeah I feel like the part of the reason I snap was a thing that I've developed since childhood

that if you act like a fucking psychopath no one wants to fight you because you're like this guy will eat my face like he's a lunatic like I don't want to fight him because He'll bite me. He'll, like, grab my nuts. He might try to eat my asshole.

Like, he's a lunatic. Yeah. But if this guy has already punched you in the face, then you can't, there's no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode. Yeah. Let's step this out, okay? Ready, you get on the train.

The guy next to you turns, punches you in the face. Yep. Okay. We've established this. Yeah. Knows, bloody. Back the fuck up off of me. Don't stand so close.

You're bloody. You have to do. just take off your bag. Set it down. You have a bag. Wait, what bag? Unbutton your shirt slowly. Let him watch you do this.

Wait, you got to crack your neck. You cross your hands on your chest and then you just scratch yourself all the way across and an X. Oh, shit. I'm a dude. And then you just go crazy on him, right? And if you fail, you at least tried. And if you win, you get to tell end.

everybody on the train that you are the king daddy of the subway. Yeah, then that's a cool story. No, if you failed, you are viral as hell because it's like, look at this bro who took the... Well, you know what I think you need to do is you need to have a really scary, scary tattoo

or like a phrase. Tattooed on your chest. So then when you take off your shirt, everyone's like, what the fuck? Like, oh shit. This is really scary. Like, what is it? Are you saying like something Shakespearean?

Like, what could it possibly say? Yeah, Blake. Yeah, Blake. No, I'm saying. What does it say? What does it say? No, because you're saying this. Like, you're saying a scary phrase.

Nothing like, don't fuck with me. Like, I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork. But if it's like some shit I have to like. Adam means like snake dragons eating gorillas. Yeah, I'm talking like, uh, like Satan, some Satan tattoo. Yeah, the goat guy. Or like, six, six or the goat guy or like. I thought you said a phrase.

I mean, I, I don't. I don't know any, like, Satan phrases off the top of my head. I'm saying if what, if, if it's words, because of course we could have a picture, like you could have a fucking. Yeah, imagine you take it off and it's full on, full on yakuza tattoos

and everyone's like, what the fuck is this? Then, but I'm like saying what someone's like, seems like cultural appropriation. You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give me a second. We'll address that. But then they don't know, they don't know how much Asian ancestry I have. I lived in Japan. My wife is Japanese.

my children are Japanese That's true Whole backstory you're telling to the crowd Time out Right time out What could your chest say That would warn someone Not to fuck with you

That could be taken seriously I'll eat your ass I don't I was gonna try and think of one and now I kind of don't. I think it would be something Shakespearean. Okay, Blake, name something Shakespeare in there. No, you know what?

It would have to be something in like pig, or not pig Latin. I bite my thumb at you. No, it would have to be something in like... Pig Latin or regular Latin? Like, I'm aurelius, at tremious. I don't know. I would have to... Okay, very cool, very cool phrase.

You want something no one can read. First of all, you want something that's easy, because in the moment you want them to read it and be like oh what the fuck I mean if it says like

Hell's Angels chapter whatever you know you know oh that's good that's good you're like affiliated to some gang

or in some way or you know that's good yeah yeah great great call affiliate affiliate or whatever the fuck

you just said you take your shirt off and it says I am a hell's angel stay away with me if it just says you stay away buddy

you just fuck with the wrong alien. Then it's like, see you. And then there's an ice agent on the train. He comes and takes you away immediately. Yeah, it's like, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, interesting.

Interesting. Yes, points. Yes, points. Of course. Of course. But just to avoid that situation, those words are kind of lit by like a, you have like a flying saucer

up here on your chest. And the light below that says you just fucked with the wrong alien from outer space. I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest Is what it is Dude Kyle would lose Kyle would just start going He'd get punched and then he would start screaming

And not fighting the guy Yeah that's exactly Kyle would like You've seen the video the dude like Headbutting the car to intimidate the dude And then he knocks himself out Yeah that's the best I must have seen that

I must have seen that That's the best Kyle That's Kyle That's Kyle would probably be off put and be like, all right, I'm not going to fight this fucking psychopath. Right.

And then Kyle would like call Isaac and quit whatever job he's working on. Right. It's done. Right. Right. He's like, I quit.

I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me on the subway. And Isaac would be like, what does that have to do with your work? Isaac would be like, did you take you off your shirt and show him your tattoo?

And be like, I did. He laughed at it. Yeah. He didn't take it seriously. I screamed. I screamed and said, why, dad?

Yeah. Freaking see you. I'm not allowed back in New York. now. It's a whole thing. This is what it is. Oh, God. Oh, God. But here's my... So, the final question for this whole scenario is, do you

want to be a person who, when you get punched in the face? Yeah. Because, Adam, you said, like, wouldn't you be so shocked? You'd be so shocked. Or do you want to be the person who goes, I just got punched? I'm in a fight now. Who do you want to be? I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy that gets in the

fight, but I think we are all in a precarious situation that if you You get in a fight. If you hit someone, like, I'm jacked as fuck. And I know my boys are too. And if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast, dude. I don't want to kill a man on the subway. And then you killed a man.

But what if you could? What if you could? Then your family sues you. And then they now live in your house. And they're fucking your wife. And they are raising your child. Yeah, that's how it goes. Honey, honey, it's court order.

that's how it goes man and I don't know if I'm willing to give up all of that but okay great answer I like that so you're a bitch yeah I guess because I think that's what it comes down to

is a bitch just considers things right but I don't I don't know what would happen I mean you guys know me I do I can I do have a switch it takes me a long time to get to that point but then I will snap

and I'm afraid I'm afraid being punched in the face would be me I guess I the only time I was ever punched in the face was I was at a Queens of the Stone Age concert in San Diego and I was punched in the face and the guy broke my nose

and you were young you were young I was 19 or 20 you didn't have your man body yet so they took me out the back because I was bleeding everywhere and security ushered me out the back and now they're like kicking me out and I'm like what the fuck I was like right I'm where

the fuck is this guy this guy came out and was the scariest looking guy. He was like 6'4, fucking huge. 22 years old. A man. He was. And, uh, but like, had very scary, like,

skull and crossbone type tattoos. Right. And, uh, that's how you met. Zach? In Chess said, uh, I am a hell's angel. You better believe it, but you better watch out. I'm a real hell's angel. Huh. And the Mongols as well. And them too. And them too.

And them too. Mads. I'm in that. We're getting down to his pubic hair now. You're like, what is it? I'm in all the biker gangs, bud. You better watch out. You better watch out. MC. And I hit hard. And I'm like, where the fuck is he?

Where is he? Where can fucking bring him to me? And the guy's like, okay, kid, all right. And then they brought him out. And he was like, do you want him? He's like, oh, he's right here. And I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. But I think if you, if someone is my size,

And I get hit by him. I would like to believe I would fight a man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. And dear God, this is not an invitation. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

Don't punch us in pub. Don't punch us. God. We just, guys, we're old. We're philosophers. Please don't hit us. Dude. I just, please don't hit me.

If you want to hit one of us, slide into Blake's DMs and pick a time and place. Please don't. be on the cruise and hit me please don't be on the cruise and punch me here's the here's the real deal I will sue you for everything you got I will be fucking I will have your ass in a vice

I will I will hey we'll fuck your wives sorry we will pass her around sorry we will raise your kid that was the rules court ordered and by the way and now that we've said that don't show up on a subway with your wife and punch me and then

gesture towards your wife who's willing. Yeah, definitely don't do that. Because we don't want to. We don't want to. This is not what we're doing. We're not setting up some sort of scenario. We don't want to do this. We don't want to. But if push comes to shove, comes to punching? Yeah, but if punch

comes to, I have to fuck your wife and raise your kids, I will. Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to get them in a good public school. Don't you worry about that. I'm going to really get it right. Please don't punch us. We just, we're just talking. It's all jokes, guys. I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded.

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