This Is Important - The Best of Eps 6-10 And Next Week We’re Baaaaaaaack

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

The best of This Is Important from episodes 6 through 10. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, I will start donkey kicking fools. I want to know what a baby is about to be, and I'm gonna get fucked up. Get nude, show us your wee was and your hoo-hoos. I want to suck your dingleberries. At the sound of the moan, it will be 430 sex. Let's go. Back on like game shows when they'd be like, when you're making whoopee with your wife, they just couldn't stop talking about making whoopee. Yeah, and that was the fun game of just how many times you could say whoopee. What's the strangest place you made whoopee with your wife, and they'd be like, in the butt. And then now on game shows, it's what's the strangest place you were pounding your wife out? Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap. Yeah, the craziest

place she ever sucked your dingle-dangle. If Whoopee Clovis was holographic, but still didn't say the words or it's like, where's the craziest place you've wrapped rubber bands around the ta-ta-tas and then snapped the bangle-bangs with the pliers? I heard your husband's so crazy, how crazy is he? He likes to get his whoop-whoop stomped on with eye heels. I heard your husband was so wacky, he likes to get shit on. Right on the chest. You could say that right on the in his mouth. That's okay. He likes to brush his teeth with boo-boo. And after you're done, you save the cum and wash your whoopee-whoopee. You might be a redneck. This is important. And we're talking Moonrock as in Ecstasy, correct, Molly? Yes, I'm talking

to a pen that you lick the tip. Oh my god, Moonrock. You just suck on it. You suck on the pen you chew. Hey, why is Blake chewing on his pencil in class? You know why. Oh my god. Then you just start giving your buddies back massages. I mean, that was part of the course, though. Yeah, you guys. Molly is the weirdest drug because there's a period of my life in my mid-20s when a lot of my friends down here in Orange County were deep into Molly and I'd come down and they'd just be like, we're all doing Molly tonight and I'd like have a show or whatever and then come over to their house afterwards and then would see them already just hopped up on this stuff. Gaken. And it's the weirdest drug because it's just like, you're just like, dude, put your nipples in the freezer for a minute.

It feels so good. And you're like, no, you look like a fucking asshole. And then you do it and you're like, he's right. He had a point. He did have a point. I should freeze my nipples. My nipples are way too hot. The one and only time I did Moonrock was when we rented that house in Newport, Adam. Hello. Oh, I remember that the sand between our toes, all the the granulars of the sand. The night was so fantastic. Was this just a getaway with you guys? Yeah, we yeah, was this a two-man ditty? What the fuck? Well, yeah, just me and Kyle rented a place, fucked for a week. Right, right, right. No, it was it was over 4th of July. So we rented a place down there and then just it was when we did like the huge season of Workaholics and we had one week off in between writing and

shooting and we just like went down there and fucked and like did Moonrock and like. Let's spread the rumor that we fucked a lot. Yeah, well, we yeah, baby. Yeah, rumor, rumor. Okay, there it is. Guys, Randy, you may have heard, but there is a huge new addition to the show. Let's hear it again for the fans at home. Yeah, what have we got? Yeah, baby. There it is. And maybe a little all righty there. Oh, wow. Folks, we have upgraded the sound system. We have entered the soundboard realm. So I'm so glad you did it. I've been a little busy, but kudos, my friends. Yeah, I don't. I don't have much to do and there are only two sounds. So yeah, baby. I legit thought it was your impression of Austin Powers the first time I heard it.

He's that good. Yeah, well, I guess I could just go yeah, baby, after things you say in it. Was that the soundboard? Was that the soundboard? Was that you? Hello. Yeah, baby. You guys checking out the vow? I haven't checked out the vow yet. No, not the vow. What's that now? What? Anybody? The vow? Anybody? The Nexium sex cult documentary? Oh, no, but I want to. That's cool. Okay. And how do you pronounce it? Because I'm like, Nexium. Nexium. And this is the one where they all got the same tattoos. It's a brand. Oh, it's a brand. It's a brand. Oh, so it's like Yellowstone. It's crazy. The leader looks just like Jared Leto. Like if he's fucking sexy. Now I'm watching. Alrighty. So that means

you like Jared Leto. I do like Jared Leto. Yes, I do. I think he's a. What's your what's your favorite version of Leto? I don't mind. I liked him just after Dallas Buyer's club when he got his award and he had the long hair kind of like I look like right now with like the ombre. Kind of look exactly like you. Yeah. No, no. I got the number one look. Maybe Blake has the same thought here. Panic room with the cornrows. Give me, give me. Oh, god. Damn, give me, give me, give me. I have it on good authority that Jared Leto, bad dick. He's got the bad dick. Oh, hey, wait, I got one for that. I am so glad that I'm able to control my penis now. Wait, what is this rumor? Bad dick? He's got it. He doesn't. It's not a small dick.

It's not a big dick. It's just he gives bad dick. Who cares? Oh, so I know a girl that slept with Jared Leto. Oh, allegedly. Allegedly. And she told me bad dick. It's got the bad dick. That is subjective as fuck. Yeah, hold on. What if it was a bad night out or was this multiple encounters? Right. Give the guy a break. Well, for sure. One person. Come on. And that makes me believe that my dick has been called a bad dick as well. I'm sure we've all had bad audience. I'm sure we've all had our bouts of bad dick. Numerous times. Oh, yeah. I'm willing to put it on record. I like to believe that he can't have everything. Every showing from Jared Leto is just a poor showing. A hot whimper. He's a selfish lover. I'm not going to give that to you, buddy. You think he just lays

there? Not giving it to you. Obviously, the woman was not the right woman. Yeah. He's not throwing it down. Obviously, the woman was not the right woman, Adam. Wow. So you're blaming the woman strong. Yeah. So you're blaming the woman, Kyle? I'm just putting it out there. I'm not blaming any strong. I'm just putting it out there. It takes two to fuck. You're on time out. I've got a hair trigger, baby, and I will start donkey kicking fools. That's my main move. I did hear that the actual true defense to fighting a mountain lion or a cat like that is you are supposed to fuck it. Well, you can try that. That's what they want. That's why they're out there. But you're supposed to stick your fist down their mouth. Really? No, no, no. You're

supposed to stick your fist into their mouth and then grab inside their tummy and mess it all up. See, no, that's crazy. The cool. I would love to do that. That sounds amazing. I am so serious. You're saying it with this. I know you're saying it with a straight face and this doesn't seem like your style of comedy, but this is the thing because when you get your fist into their open mouth, they can't close it anymore and you're supposed to just keep pushing as far down into the belly of the beast as you can and then start to what? Let me just defend Blake here because like he's our dumbest friend. No, that is real. That is real. That is the true defense if you're being attacked by a mountain lion. It can break your arm. No, you just got to push.

We were filming workaholics, right? And I got attacked by that Malinois and for people at home would don't know what a Malinois is. They're smarter German shepherds, right? That was a big dog, right? They're like super intelligent dogs and they're the size of a German shepherd. And he was biting on my arm, but I had like a pad thing under my shirt and I was like, wow, like if you really grabbed on that hurts and the guy goes, oh yeah, he could snap through your arm like fucking cottage cheese or whatever he uses a metaphor. If you shove your fist down a mountain lion's throat, you're winning the fight. You're losing your hand. You're winning the no hand contest. They can't bite up to that point. Okay, why just googled? I did a quick

Google and a hunter shows his arm down grizzly bears throat to stave off attack. I'm telling you, dude, when it gets to the point where there's a beast on top of you biting, your best bet is to shove your arm down their throat. Because what are you gagging it? So it's like when you barf and your jaw just goes like, like unhinged. Yeah, and that the point when you have something too large in your mouth, like in your jaws too extended, you lose the ability to bite down at that point. Sure. But I mean, it's a cat, it'll back away from you. No, man, they're on you. Oh, it won't. It can't. It does. No, it can't. It can't go backwards in this scenario. No, no, because it's whole it's awful. You fucked with its inner ear. Yeah, dude. Well, did you hear

what Blake said though? Blake, I'm on your team right now. Thanks, buddy. You grab the inside. So how's it going to back away when you're grabbing its throat? Oh, you have the uvula in your grasp? No, your bat, your past the uvula player, you're like grabbing the stomach and shit. That's how deep you have to go. You're grabbing its dick from the inside. So you are trying to fuck it. Okay. After, after it's all said and done. Yeah. Right. Yes. This is important. Hey, speaking of fucking animals, I did hear at the dog park once when I went there, that if like a pit bull does attack you, or if like how to get the pit bull off of your dog, if they're attacking, you can't reach in and grab the jaw and just like separate them. That's not

going to happen. Got to fuck it. What you do have to do, you do, you have to put your finger in its asshole. Oh my god. Like that's the way to get it to stop. You do. Dude, when it gets down to those situations, think about it. What else are you going to do? And now I was going to say like, do that with the bobcat too. So reach in with one hand, grab the dick from the inside and then reached underneath and throw your finger up the butthole. And now like, what's that bobcat actually going to do? It's not packing up. Are you doing like, what do they call it a Chinese finger trap or whatever to a wild animal? Yeah, one finger in the mouth and one finger in the butt. Dude, yeah. How did Kyle die? Well, it was 5am. He was doing some night hiking.

Yeah, it was dark. He was frog hunting. Yeah, he found a frog. We got to call it 3 30. And he fingered a bobcat's asshole, but for real, this is making me want to start up a website with just the wrong answers to general questions. I feel like that's what our podcast is evolving into is like guys who could easily Google answers, but instead, well, I did Google and you are, this has worked before. I don't think it's the best technique. It's worst case scenario. Which one? The butthole? Not the butthole. There's no, I haven't found anything about buttholes. I think that's just you want to finger animals, buttholes. The butthole is weird. That's a pitbull specific thing, I guess. Yeah, I guess maybe. What about grabbing its nuts? Right? Well, what if it's not

a boy? You say, no, then you know what you do. You do the two in the pink. Is that how's it go? Yes. I feel like I would choke it out, right? Once you choke it out. Here's the thing about that. If it's a pitbull, it ain't happening because their fucking necks are all muscle. And if it's a Chinese Sharpey, the skin is so loose and slippery, you just can't get a handle on it. I could choke out a pitbull. I also recall another way to disengage. You try to stab them in the eyes as well. Oh, take out their eyesight, but they have great smells. I don't know. And beautiful eyes. It'd be such a crime. That's why you have to shit yourself and then quickly discard your pants. Either way, it's not pretty. That's smart. Actually, taking a shit or farting on them probably

will get them to go away. Oh, they're so grossed out, they just run away. No, they love that. Yeah, they're like, that's a weird ass smell. Why do dogs love farts so much? Like you fart, a dog will just bury his face into your asshole. They get it, man. Hell yeah, they do. They get it. They love the stink. They're like, ooh, I know what you have for lunch. Dog rock. Sex is your equipment, right? Sex is your equipment. It's what you got. Gender is how you identify as a, you're like, I'm a guy. And it's like, you could have a vagina, but you're like, I'm a guy. Is there like something, because this baby is still being born, like it's still, you know, being made and it can't identify as anything, but it's sex, right?

It's being cooked in the baby oven. Here we go. Yes, Kyle? I'm just curious. I'm walking down the path just like the map over there. This baby cannot be like, uh, you know what? Sorry, I'm not a pink girl. I am actually a boy. Yes. I want my color to be blue out there. I know, but the people doing this are fucking, they don't care. Okay. They're baking blue cakes. They don't care. And also it's not up to the baby until they start to talk. They don't get us to decide which colors they want on the cakes. That's just what I'm saying. But the point is, it's got a dick or a vagina or both. That's what the thing is revealing, that it's got that. Yes. And then there's a whole nother reveal down the line. Right, right. When they're old enough to

decide what they actually want to reveal themselves as, or not even old enough, but when they actually have the, when they, when they figure it out. Yeah. Two and a half. Two and a half. Nobody cares, by the way. Nobody cares. It's insane. No. Just, just have your baby. Just have the baby. Just have it. If you guys had another kid and had a gender reveal, I'd come just to, just to kick it with you guys until you crawl into your, you know, six month baby hole. That's the only way I drink now. I don't drink unless some sex is getting revealed. Do you feel me? You're revealing sex. Oh, that's dope. Yeah. I want to know what a baby is about to be and I'm going to get fucked up. That's what's up. I'll drink to that. Okay. You know, there's some weird

pervy Hollywood Hills sex parties that are like, uh-oh, sex reveal. Conspiracy theories. And then they just pull a curtain back. It's just two people going at it. They just whip a dude's diaper off. Yeah. That's exactly. Time to reveal the sex, everybody. Get nude. They have somebody in like a big smock and they just tear it off. Oh boy, Hollywood. Get nude. Show us your wee was and your hoo-hoo's. I want to suck your dingle berries. Oh, that's poo poo. Sorry. Sorry. That's poo poo. Wow. That wasn't my bad. Kyle. I mean, it's just, you know, turning me on. My bad. My good. Save of take back for later. Oh, my bad. Sorry. I said suck your dingle berries. I was a TLC boy, honestly. For sure. That was a little before. Was it? Yeah. Were you crazy,

sexy or cool? Crazy, sexy, cool. I used to wonder that too. Who was crazy? Who was sexy? Who was cool? Well, we know, but as far as you guys go, guys, welcome to this is important. My question today is, are you crazy, sexy or cool? Oh, dog. I'm crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you are crazy. Yeah, I'm full blown crazy therapist for seven years, battling off demons. Yeah. Crazy was definitely left eye, correct? Because she was kind of like, yes, psycho burned her dude's house down, which was sick and cool was T-boss and sexy was, wasn't her name chili? Chili was sexy. Yeah, I think, I think you're cool, Blake. I think that's what you are, dog. Yeah, you're T-boss for sure. Thank you. Chili. Oh my God. And Durs, are you sexy? What are you? Durs is sexy. I see his love on

Instagram chicks want to see this dude and dudes want to see this dude. I get a lot of dudes. How come you haven't done any hardcore sex scenes in a movie? He kind of has. He kind of had hot sauce up his butt. Oh, that's right. Butt rammed by a thing of hot sauce. Yeah, I remember that. I liked that scene. I thought it was really good. Oh, did I tell you guys that I ran into De Niro at backstage at the critics choice awards this past past year pre COVID? Yeah. Oh, were you nominated? No, I was presenting. Oh, bummer. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. But it was like De Niro comes backstage and I know him from the intern and I like had a meeting with him and we talked for like two hours in his office one time and he comes backstage and I go, how are you doing, Bob? And

he just looks at me with no recollection and I didn't even, I should have just gave him the olive branch of going like, it's me, Adam from the intern. But I didn't. I just like held my ground and we stared at each other for like, he could have like quickly been like, oh, hey, how are you doing? And kept it moving. But he stared at me for 10 seconds waiting for me to go, it's Adam from the movie, the intern. And I didn't. And I just sort of we just locked eyes and for like 10 seconds and Chloe's just grabbing my arm harder and harder being like, what the fuck is going on? And then he just goes, huh, and then walked away. Okay, can I ask you a question about that? Yeah. Why didn't you say it? Was that like, what was going on where you're like, I could have,

I could say who I am and remind this older gentleman who I am. Yeah. Why didn't you? Because when I was so, we were just so locked in the moment. And I kind of wanted to see if he would remember without any help. Okay. He does like six movies a year, though, and he's 70, whatever. I know. I don't know. And in hindsight, I wish I would have just gone. Hey, Bob, I'm Adam. It's Adam, Anders friend from intern from the intern, Anders friend from the intern. Right. And he goes, Oh, Drable, Zach Perlman, Zach Perlman's acting partner, Jason Orley's scene partner, Perlman stunt double, Anders. Yeah, it looks like Perlman in the flick almost exact same look. Adam, to be fair, I plan for that that run in I carry around the glasses I wore in the

intern, wherever I go, just to put them on. And then I go, Bobby D. Mucho De Nero. I was waiting for like a glimmer of like, Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. None of it. And actually, I mean, like, I almost felt like he respected that I didn't tell him. He was just like, Okay. Well, yeah, he had no idea who you were. So it was just a weird run in with a guy who's like, huh, that's cool. All he was thinking there was, I'm glad he didn't ask for a picture. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Now there's cool, cool interaction. All right. This prick called me Bob and then just stood there. Okay. Bob. No picture though. We're good to go. I love his videos where he's like, I'm going to talk about Trump. He's like, I'm going to punch him in the

fucking face. Punch him. I'm going to, I'm going to find him. I'm going to just beat his ass. Well, they're like the same age. So yeah, I would put my money on De Nero. I don't know. I don't know. But Trump, Trump's heavy. Trump's a bigger dude. He's a big man. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Trump's like six, two, right? And he's fucking wide bootied. That's how I'm going to look. I'm just going to balloon from the back. The low center. I'm just going to have to walk all hunch forward because my ass is too heavy. It's a counterbalance pulling me backwards. When are we going to leak those nudes, baby? Oh, the skin sack of Trump nudes.

Oh, somebody's got to have those nudes up there. Just some like, you know, just big titted hooker that he hooked up with in Russia. Allegedly. Did I do that? Took photos of his nut sack when he was sleeping. I'm trying to see those. Why don't we just start our own business instead of franchise something? Why don't we just come up with our own menu that's off the charts that target? Because it's Raising Canes that already exists. Raising Canes. It's already there. We love it. That's like jumping onto a franchise. I mean, it is jumping onto a franchise. That's what he just said. Yeah, literally what it is. Are you kiling us? I'm just asking the question. I just like original stuff.

I'll piss now. Hey, Kyle. And that's a good point. But see, you're vegetarian, so we're never going to agree on what should be the main thing. But he's going to bring the toast thunder. Wet noodles. Yeah, I can bring the thunder in other places. Like, you're not going to think about what I think about because you guys are all going to be thinking about the meats and I'm going to be handling the rest. No, because here's the thing. We eat vegetables too. I know a good cucumber. Yeah. You know a good cucumber. I know a good cucumber. Differences. You don't know the chicken. Yeah, you don't know vegetables more than I know vegetables.

I got some bomb-ass cucumbers growing in my backyard right now, dude. I'm fixing to have about 50 of them. I bet you do. But the thing is, is I partake in everything. You only partake in a small section of food. Get them. He eats all the food. It's a pretty big section. I just don't eat what? The meat, which is like three or four or five things. Turkey, pork, beef. We're opening a chicken shack, dude. How many meats are there? Lamb. Hundreds. Hundreds of meats. No, how many meats are there? There's chickens. Slugs. There's pork. Mullisk. Venison. Cow. There's beef. What are you talking about? Any type of animal is a meat. Any animal. Where's the beef? Yeah, but how many is there like 10, 15 of them?

There's way more. Every animal. Every animal. There's rhino. The wild dog. Every animal is a meat. Bear. You eat rhino? Have I ever eaten rhino? Are you asking if I... So you're saying we're going to start... I'm asking if we're going to start a franchise that involves rhino. Well, that would be a problem. That is very scarce meat. Hey, I'm saying... Well, it's got... I think that would be hard to get. Yeah. That's going to be highly legal. Save the rhino. Like, is that what we're going to do? I don't think that's what we're going to do. All I'm saying is you just don't discount me because I don't have that part. I got other taste buds. My taste buds still motherfucking work. All I'm saying is you got to go to Erasing Canes before you shut this idea

down. You're saying no to Erasing Canes, motherfucker. You haven't tried their Texas toast. I didn't say no. I literally was just like, what if we started our own thing? Yeah, I know. And look, maybe just try the skin. You eat the skin. You can eat the skin off the chicken, huh? I'm not eating the fucking skin, bro. Dude, eat the skin. That's not even the meat. That's just the skin. No way, dude. Nah, that's all right. Thank you, though. I dare you. Hey, thank you, though. Here, what about just going full skin? Thank you, though. But look, okay, so let's open. You want to open a restaurant? It would just be what? Cucumbers? What would it be? I make a bar mass salad, dude. I'm telling you, salads are off the charts.

Well, chop shop exists. No, a salad bar, the restaurant. No, but what you do is you don't make it a bar. We're not talking about a la carte. We're talking about a salad and the way I like it, which is basically spinach, arugula, whole tomatoes, cutting big ass chunks, black beans, banana peppers, hot banana peppers, sweet motherfucking cucumbers. Player put some olive oil and then player put some salt and then player put some pepper. And that's it. That's done. Let me give you your slogan. I'm trying to help. I just told you what it is, man. He's trying to help your dumb ass. Your slogan is Carl's salad bar. Come for the salad. Leave with the Canes next door, motherfucker. Wow, you didn't let me get my shit out for that.

Wow. Wow. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead and list your ingredients again, motherfucker. People have shit to do. Oh, I'm sorry, Anders. I must have left my mask in the car. Get your ass over here, motherfucker. What's the dressing? Cause we're coming for the dressing. The dressing is olive oil, salt and pepper. Oh my God. That's not dressing. Yeah, it is. That's pre-dressing. So fucking good. No, that's the shit. That's all you need. I learned that shit. That's just how you get the lettuce wet, dude. That's how you do it in Italy. I learned that shit in Italy, bro. This ain't Italy, brother. That's how you explain the most basic salad that you specifically like. Didn't you hear it has spinach? Oh, it does have spinach and arugula,

like every other goddamn salad you've ever had. I fucking love it, dude. I don't need, I eat it like every day. I fucking love it. Everyone likes it. It's fine. What is setting you apart? Dude, that was the most basic ass salad I've ever heard in my life. For real, that's what I'm saying. You guys are talking about basic ass shit that is good. That's what you're talking about. We're talking about the best of the basic. King. Best of the basic. You're talking about a chicken nugget. No, we're not talking, oh, you don't know nothing. You don't know nothing, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to do... Oh, we're talking about nuggets, dude. They're tenders. Also, what's so good about it, the sauce? I can contribute on the sauce like no other motherfucker

can. I got a secret motherfucking sauce that y'all don't even know about. I've had it. I've had it. And how good is it, Blake? How good is my low-quat barbecue sauce? It's good. Thank you. Wait, your what? Your what sauce? Low-quat barbecue sauce, bro. What does that mean? And what do you put it on? You ever heard of a low-quat or you're too busy eating nuggets? It's a fruit base. Tenders. Tenders. I've never heard of a low-quat, so blow my mind. Thank you. So look at that. I just brought the motherfucking ingredient, dog. That doesn't make it good because he hasn't heard of it. Dude, you know it's good, Blake. I don't appreciate this. You sent me a picture of you fucking drinking that shit. I don't appreciate

you taking their side. I did not send a picture of me drinking it. That's some bullshit. I smell a take-back. You sent a picture of, oh, it's all gone after one fucking helping, bro. It's a small helping. Yeah, because he had to drown out the disgusting salad with whatever dressing. Whatever he made was on him. I just gave him the bomb-ass sauce. So if y'all want to partner... And you're putting this on like Beyond Meat or what? What are you putting this barbecue sauce on? I put it on Beyond Meat. I put it on Impossible Meat. I throw it on fucking salads if I really want to dance. Map Beyond Meat. Yeah, nice. Map Beyond Meat. That's a swim reference. Everyone at home who doesn't know. I'm pissed now. I'm just saying, dude,

y'all don't discount me because I'll come with the fire no matter what corner I'm shoved in. All right, Kyle. Jesus Christ, dude. All I'm saying is get your ass to a raisin canes. They're delicious. And me, Blake, and Anders will franchise our own raisin canes. And that's okay. You don't need to be involved in this business venture that we have all verbally agreed. And look, if you want a salad stand outside of the canes, let's talk. Actually, I'm so down with this. You can park your salad RV in our canes parking lot and we won't shoot you out. Kyle's RV salad sounds off the chain. I'm so down with this. And then we could say, you want that healthy shit? Take it outside. I'm so down with this. I love it. I love it. You want to change the game

with your salad? Skin croutons. Yummy. Remember when we first it was like season one of Workaholics and we were riding at Hollywood Production Center, which is just a place that has a bunch of offices that a lot of people write their shows in. And we were riding Workaholics there season one. And in the gym, I remember one time, Jamie Kennedy came in and was working and both me and Derz were like, we were like talking goofing around. And then like he came in and both of us both time stopped. Yeah, it was like Jamie Kennedy was the biggest goddamn star. Talk about the globe. We had a Jamie Kennedy experience of our own. Yeah, that was our Jamie Kennedy experience. It was like Brad Pitt just walked in. Both of us were like, immediately we're quiet,

lifting heavier weights than we normally would. Your Scott on the treadmill and just fucking sword in my pearl of zoom. That's cool. Damn. The best part of that is immediately quiet, just like yeah, just like head down working out extra hard. And by the way, he was pushing like a Bentley GT continental. Oh, I had so many questions about that. But hey, scream three, scream three. I think Jamie Kennedy might have overextended himself a little bit. Hey, scream three. Yeah, you know, scream three. Who knew Malibu's most wanted. Let's go. Very funny movie, by the way. Yeah, didn't he do enough work to get he didn't? Yeah, what's what was his what did he do? Scream 123. He had the Jamie Kennedy experience. Scooby Scooby Doo. I don't know. He had some

shit. Okay, well, yeah, he had a he had a solid run. He had a nice window. Bentley's come to those who work and also wasn't he with Jennifer Love. He went for a while. He was I know the answer. And it's yes. Hello. God damn. Do you remember Jennifer Love? He would in that era in that era 100% like God damn that's a grand slam. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Because Jamie Kennedy for the few times I met him seems like a great guy. Everyone in probably including Jamie Kennedy will agree that he's not he's not a stereotypical super handsome hot guy. He won her over with the ha ha. Oh, God gave me hope. I was like, oh, yeah, I was like, there we go. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Those types of relationships are always like, oh, there is so much hope in this world. Yes. They see

past the face. They see past the hair. They smell past the stench. Women are so nice and good. They're such better people. They really are. Women rule. The fact that they can look past all of our just gross shit. Yeah, our egotistical bullshit ego testicles. And if you're funny or cool or whatever, you can you can land a babe. Yeah, man. Yeah. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our

realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the

hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably

either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's at a sink with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you tell me where Pennsylvania is, I've been to Pennsylvania multiple times. I've been there a lot, actually. Do not know where it is. If you told me to find it on a map, I would get in the right area. I would be within a state or two. It's upper right, right? I don't know. No, it's upper

right. No, no, it's not upper. What do you mean? What is it? Mid right? In the middle. It's kind of upper. No, it's not. It's not total mid right. It's on the right. It's on the right. It's on the right. It's the long one on the right. That's Mississippi. Is it up by NY? Is it kind of right by? No, no, no. It's kind of near. It's near, but it's above Virginia. Oh, it's right above like Virginia, West Virginia, right above there. And that's why I said I'd get within a state or two. In Kentucky, right? It's just above Kentucky. Creeps over to Ohio. Well, I found a new segment for the podcast, Learn Our Geography. Yeah, it's tough. Break out the maps. Where do we live? I don't know where New Hampshire, New England is a whole mystery to me. New England is not a state.

Like the fact that New York state is all that and then Manhattan is just that little tale. Yeah. Blew my mind the first time I figured it out. I was like, bro, you got to learn your burrows, bro. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah, boogie down the fuck at it. The zoo. I'm good. I haven't spent much time in upstate New York. Is Cornell in upstate New York? Hey, you know what? It probably might be. It sounds like it. It probably might be. Chances are it totally could be. Daniel Baldwin, is he the hottest Baldwin? No, no. No, Steven. No, Steven. Alex. Steven. Wait, no, no. Sorry, sorry. No, is it? Who's Billy Baldwin? Billy Baldwin from Backdraft is the hot one. Oh, yeah, he's very hot. Correct. That Baldwin family. There's a lot of honky, honky dudes. There's a

lot of wind in those balls, I'll tell you. Is Steven Baldwin biodome? Yes, that is biodome. Correct, correct. Yeah, he's hot as shit, too. I think I find him. No one's saying he's not. I find comedians hot, you know, but that's, I guess it might not be what we're talking about. That's true. And he had sick style in that movie. He had those little braids. That was so sick. Very influential. Were they braids or white people dreads with like the egg yolk in them? I recall them being little like rubber band like braids. I don't think he had the dreads. Rubber braiding. Rubber braiding. Oh, righty then. Thank God you got this on board. I'm telling you, it's only going to grow. It's only going to grow. I'm so excited. Well, I hope so, because right

now those two are starting to wear out their wool. Wait, there is one other one. All righty then. Right. Yeah, we know. We've got to memorize now. That's, I said those two. Different read, different read. Oh, okay. Come on, there's a, there's. Oh, righty then. And then a, all righty then. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. That one fits in the convo a little better. Oh, righty then. See, was that you or the board? I'm having trouble. I remember the first night that I brought Ders around. He got in a fight with our upstairs neighbors. Shouting match. Shouting match. A shouting match, not a fist fight. I haven't heard that term in a while. I got to bring that back. We were upstairs and for whatever reason,

Ders was saying something and they were like, what the fuck are you doing here? Who are you? Get out of here. But like you guys lived in a duplex. So you guys were. Triplex. Triplex. Hello. Yeah, baby. You could try and plex me. So you guys lived downstairs. Other people lived upstairs. It was like a co-party. I was upstairs and then everyone I knew went downstairs. And then they just turned to me and they're like, who the fuck are you? And I was like, I'm friends with the guys downstairs and then some dudes were like, get the fuck out of here. And I was like, whoa, hey man. They're flexing on you. They triplexed on me. You were too big for the party. That's what happens. That only happens to big guys. They

never do that to me. People are like, you could stay a little rascal. I did say they were like, get the fuck out of here. And I was like, okay, carry me out. You drew a line with the neighbors. It didn't go over well. And then he said, you want me to carry you? Huh? Because I will. Oh, carry you. And then I was like, okay, I'll go. And then they like went to get Kyle and I was like getting my DVDs back from Adam that he had borrowed. Well, I was laying on, I was passed out on the couch probably in like a puddle of my own piss because I used to piss the futon all the time. Did I do that? No, you had just fought Adam. Yes, Kyle had just fought me. That doesn't mean I wasn't in a puddle of my own piss. Sure.

That is true. I'm pissed now. He might have pissed himself when he kept showing me his hands. I pissed kept showing me his hands saying, oh, you're so look at and connect with these big check hands. Right. We talked about that story and this connects directly with this story because then I remember waking up in a haze and hearing a shouting match going on in my living room to which I took the side of my neighbors because I knew them. I had no idea who the fuck you were. At that point, no idea. That's not very G. And then I was getting my DVDs and it looked like I was stealing from you and you were like, who are you? I'm like, yeah, you were taking the arrested development DVD and the Jamie Fox DVD and I said, you can't fucking take those. And I

said, these are my, those are Adam's friends DVDs. I said, I think I'm Adam's friend because these are my DVDs. I said, Adam, is he your friend? Oh, and by the way, me and Kyle have just gotten in a fight 40 minutes before this. And I love that Kyle standing up for my friends DVDs. Well, we got in a fight over some BS with a girl. I can get past that easily. You know what I mean? It's bros. Yes, for sure. You know what I mean? Kyle was just looking to fight somebody that night, I think. Yeah, he had demons. Yeah, he was trying to fight. Well, this is, you know, I, it didn't stop. I stopped drinking six years ago because when I got drunk, I was looking for it, you know? And I said, Kyle,

why don't you carry me out? That's this dude's catch line. Why don't you carry me out? Adam, how did that end? Did you get in the middle of it? Well, I remember coming into the room, like hearing you being like, those are Adam's friends DVDs. And then there's been like, I think I'm Adam's friend. And then you're like, I don't know you. And then I come in and I'm like, that's my friend, Kyle. I write with him. Oh, this is who you've been sneaking off to, to write. Huh? That's what it was about, the jealousy. This is why you won't improv with me. But our guitar hero was all improv. Why do you think you need to write?

Dude, so real. Oh, so that's why you missed Wee bowling last week, right? Okay. I thought we were in a league, bro. So that's why you missed Wee bowling practice. Ders, you just, you took off. I don't know. Did you walk back to your place? You were wasted. I walked home to West Hollywood. Jesus. How is that? Which we were mid city LA, which that's a hell of a walk. This is miles. And I'm wearing Clark's wallabies. Yeah, you are. Let's just say it wasn't a great walk. No, no shade to wallabies. No shade to wallabies. We're looking for a sponsor. I just don't walk four miles in them. Yeah, they're more for pimping. And then the next day, Adam's like,

you want to go see a movie? And I'm like, what movies? Like Kung Fu Hustle? And I'm like, yeah, I'll go see that. And then when we get there, who else is there? Guess who's there? Anders is there. Yeah, baby. He arranged this whole thing. He arranged it so we could squash the beef. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Learn how to improv, learn how to write. And we love that movie, didn't we, Anders? It's so good. And do you remember what I said to you? I said, carry me to my seat. Oh, god damn Blake. Trying to get my little joke on. And you're just like, sorry, brother. No finesse. No finesse. Did I do that? All right, Blake's heating up. You going to this movie? Would you mind carrying me in?

I remember the first time I asked Anders if we wanted to write together, or if we should write together, hang out or whatever. I remember my car had broken down and our ex roommate, Christine, was there to pick me up and she was like... From second city where we were doing improv together. Yeah, I was getting, we had just done improv class and we're coming out of class and Derz was so funny. And I remember standing on the corner like I'm asking a dude out and was like, yeah, so you're really funny, dude. Oh yeah, you too, man. You're really funny. Do you want to like get together and like write or like, you know, figure something out?

And Derz was like, oh, hell yeah, yeah. You know, here's my number. You stand up. That's fucking crazy, man. You got some balls on you, dude. Yeah, okay. Thank you. I do have balls. And then Christine was like honking at me and she goes, Adam, what the fuck are you doing? And I get in the car and she was like, what was that about? And I'm like, I'm fucking him. I think I'm going to fuck this guy. I think I'll be fucking him. Yeah, baby. Derz would rock the popped collar, which I never pulled that look off and never attempted, but I respect Derz for having multiple lacost polos that he would pop.

We got to dig some. Do you have any photos of those? Did you ever rock the double polo? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh God, that's so sick. There was a gray and then like this kind of like pinkish, like a fucking dull magenta. And I'd wear that under the gray and it would look fucking good. I'm not mad at a pop collar still. But the double pop? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. That's kind of ridiculous. How many colors did you wear? Just two?

Two, yeah. I mean, two is- So dumb. A lot. But two is one more than you need. Yeah, it's more than you need. Is it the same shirt twice, right? That's what it is? Yeah, yeah. Or was there one without buttons or something? No, no, no. It was just two lacost polos. Okay. I mean, what would be real sick is if you had one that like sewed in two collars? Yeah, that'd be so tight.

Who started wearing two polo shirts at once? Somebody who's fucking smart. Derz and his crew. I'm going to guess it was like T.I. I'm going to say it was Grand Hustle. Actually, nobody in my crew would do it. Nobody in my crew would rock like that. You were on some cool shit. Hey, what happened to the sleeves? Did the sleeves show two colors too? I didn't know. I'm sure somebody pulled the sleeves. But you could.

I just liked having like a little little color pop around my neck. Yeah, no, that's dope. I'm into that, bro. I'm into that for you. Why not wear an ascot? Oh, that's cool too. I kind of liked you. Yeah, you're right. I could have done that. But on the spectrum of greasy to fibric. Yeah, baby.

In a weird way, I love the like pageantry of prep style. I was like, this is ridiculous. I'm a person who wears two colors. I'm a person who has like their shirt over their shoulders and tied. Who does that anymore or ever? This sounds like your AA speech like, yes, I'm a person who pops two colors. My name is Anders. I wear a sweater over my shoulders. Hi, Anders. I've been known to pop collars.

Didn't they also do the embroidery? Did you ever do that where it was like, you could get like embroidery on those shirts? Like your name? Does that not a thing? Yeah, I thought you would get it. Or no, on the bottom of the collar, where you'd pop it up. On the back of the collar, there'd be stuff. So when you pop it, there's something there.

Oh, what? Oh, why? Yeah. Oh, my, that's a bad look. Yeah, bro, I remember that. This is real? Yeah, I don't know if I ever had anything like that. See, I was always jealous of that look because I agree.

It's just so absurd that I wanted to do it so bad. I remember that time I came in the workaholics writer's room and I was like three hours later, something. And I'm like, oh, sorry, guys, I'm so late. I actually, the craziest thing happened to me last night and this morning and you guys were like, ah, okay, what, traffic or something? Again, another big poopoo.

Okay, we'll do it again. What happened, Adam? What happened? Another crazy night. Okay. And the night before, me and Blake were roommates. Blake's ex comes to me and it's like, hey, Adam, some weird guy gave me this envelope to give to you,

told me not to look in it. And I go, ah, yeah, I don't know. It must be my manager's office or my agent's office or something with the script. Something Hollywood. Residuals. Yeah, it's part of my team. I don't know.

Seems Hollywood. I open it up and it was a letter from the guy that said, of like the LA County person that lets you know if you have AIDS. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I remember that. Oh, yeah. Do you remember this story? Mm-hmm.

Yes. It's bizarre. And so I tried to call, I called in the office right away. It was too late. I got home late at night. He opens up his office at 9 AM. So at 9 AM, I'm like, obviously I can't sleep. I think I have AIDS.

The AIDS. And so the AIDS, capital A, capital I, I think both capital DNS. All stand for something. It all stands for something. Not sure. No way to tell. Adam, Adam, you idiot. You done sexed your life away.

You done sexed your life away. Adam, the idiot done sexed his life away. Sexed his life away. I think that's what it is. So the next morning, I can't sleep at all. I call in and get ahold of the guy. And he's like, as I'm sure you know, you've tested positive for HIV.

So crazy. The HIV virus, I guess. And I'm like, hold up now. What's that? No, I didn't. And I had gotten a STD test in Omaha, Nebraska when I was back home visiting my family. And I was like, you know what?

I'm going to go to my local doctor, just get the whole gamut of tests. It's a safe thing to do in your early 20s. For old time's sake, when you're home, you're like. Yeah. I was like, you know, 24 or something. I was like, all right. And so I did that in Omaha.

And then I go, and this is in California where this is happening. And he's like, well, you have AIDS. I'm like, I do not. And he goes, you do. And that's the first stage of denial is saying you don't have it. We're here for you.

We're here for you. It's very common. And we're here for you. And I will drive over to your house right now to talk to you about it. And I'm like, you do not have to do that. I do not have AIDS. I just got tested by my doctor back home.

He says, I'm all good. I'm in the clear. And he goes, he says that you have AIDS or HIV. And so I call my doctor. Mm-hmm. The nurse goes, what the fuck? When I tell her this story, she said, what the fuck? Wow.

Sorry, nurse. The fuck? And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, hang on. Puts me on hold for like 10 minutes. The scariest 10 minutes of my life the whole time. Exactly. Where I'm just thinking, I have AIDS.

My whole life is turned upside down. I could die. Right. And they came back on the line. They're like, the doctor won't speak with you. He's pissed. Because he thinks that I'm going to sue him. Right.

And I go, well, do I have AIDS? And they're like, no, from the test that we took from you, you do not have AIDS or any STD. Right. And or anything. And I go, what the fuck? She's like, that's what I said. Yeah.

Somehow they sent over that I have AIDS to California. No idea how this happened. The most insane thing. I probably could have sued for a fortune. Right. And that's why the doctor didn't talk to me. And then I talked to this guy again. And he like still didn't believe me.

And then I got like a STD test the next day. And I was all good. Right. So it did come from your doctor in Omaha. You didn't get tested in California also, right? My doctor said that I had AIDS. Dude, that's so scary. We got to get to the bottom of this.

And I'm glad we're putting it out there on the podcast so that the millions of listeners can get to the bottom of this. Because what the fuck? Millions, billions, bitch. Yeah. Oh, my baby. I mean, you're probably not the only person

who's been misdiagnosed with HIV. I mean, that's just so frightening. What the fuck? What was so scary is it wasn't like, it wasn't a practical joke. It wasn't like I came in the office and you guys are like, gotcha, bitch. Pretty sick.

Which would have been amazing. And elite level slam. Like I looked up via the Google that this guy is the guy to tell you that you have HIV. Yeah, we set up that page. Official letterhead, like the whole thing. It was absolutely terrifying. I mean, anytime you go in for any kind of STD test,

it's extremely nerve wracking. Even if you know you've been good, as soon as you take the test, you're like, I've got something. I'm fucked. Yeah, you're like, oh yeah, dude. Yep. Anytime you've ever like itched your balls,

you're like, that's something. That's something. Oh, man. I can tell. Yeah, for sure. I remember working at like BJ's Pizza allegedly. And just like after taking the STD test, and I'm like, my dick just does not feel good.

There's like crystals in it or something. I got the one STD that produces crystals. That's so sick. Yeah. That's a good one. Sea monkeys and something. Well, you look up and then you Google, like my dick feels like it has crystals,

and you Google it and it's like, sure enough, that is something. Gone already. Yeah, if you, anytime there's any sort of sickness. Crystallization in the shaft of your cock. For sure. That's bad. That's bad.

That is, that's herpes simplex cue. Herpes syntax. Syntax. That's the cue. Complex, huh? Syntaxed. What? I'm coming rocks.

I'm coming rocks. Siri, I'm coming rocks. Is that a problem? Hey, coming rocks. But it shouldn't have rocks. Right. Hey, what's up? I'm Blake Anderson.

I'm here to talk about. Coming rocks, but it shouldn't have rocks. Herpes syntax cue. It's not a game. Definitely not a game to play with. Not a game. Rocks hurt. It really hurts.

When you come. Sticks and stones may break my butt. But rocks rip your dick hole. Oh, God, that guy is sick over there. He's sick. He's twisted. This is when we need sound boards. Oh, righty then.

He said it, not me. Allegedly. For those of you at home who can't see, Kyle has a junkyard of words tattooed on his back and shoulder, the likes of name two words. Name the two best. Hummus. Yeah, I got Gillian and essential. And as essential spelled correctly.

You tell me, man, I can't look at this thing. Yeah, so he wrote a bunch of sentences down and then that meant something to him. And then put it on his back and had the tattoo artist jumble up the words and put it on his back. Wasn't really an artist. It was just a friend. Yeah, it was a buddy who I gripped with who got a tattoo gun and he wanted to practice. And so I was like, what's the harm in doing words? Just write words on my shoulder.

So yeah, that's what it is. Do you have the original sentences? No, no. You forgot, you completely forgot all the sentences. Or do you remember some of them or for the most part? No, I don't care to know what they were. I don't think that's not the point of it. I mean, it's like it was a moment thing.

It was like, also I lost them and I was very sad when I lost them. But I have to own it now because there's no way I can go back and find them. So it's just like, it's part of the art. Yeah, you're like, no, it's a moment thing. You for sure wish you could remember them. Why don't you write all the words down, have someone read them aloud to you, write them down, and then try to mix them back together from memory to maybe what those sentences might have been. It just doesn't interest me.

It doesn't interest me either. I think it's boring as well. Yeah, it just is what it is. You know what I mean? Oh, well, I mean. It's just a bunch of random words on my back right shoulder and that's where it kind of stops. I don't know if it's random. I think you're scared to know what you wrote down.

No, I remember what it was. I mean, I have like the word insane. I have like the word beer. I have like the word mom, dad. Insane mom beer. I want to know what beer is. Why are you picking insane beer and mom together? Humans.

Real. I. Past. N.W.O. Hey, shout out. Hate. Kyle, do you have any other tattoos besides the words on your back? Do you have any like real?

The 13 year old emo prison tat. What is that? Well, you weren't 13. You were like 27. I know, but that's what somebody called it once and it was the funniest thing. Yeah, that's funny. I have. Adam is frozen in the funniest way right now.

Oh, I thought he was making that face. I got to take a picture of this. I thought he was making that face and held it because he was so astonished. Fuck. He is all the way eyebrows all the way up touching his hair like wide eyed at Kyle's explanation. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it's pretty great.

Wait, Kyle. So what is this? What is this tattoo? The other one? The other tattoo is a Japanese character that is just means go beyond. That's correct. Oh, you think it means that? Well, right.

I've had multiple people on sets tell me that it's upside down. It's sideways. Somebody actually told me it means golden showers. Well, who are these people? These are just fucking honks that made the same joke as me and then fucking. They're just people on sets that claim they know Japanese. And so it's like, all right. Oh, well, that means golden shower.

Yeah, exactly. All righty, them. You got to get one of these boards, bro. I got it in Huntington when I was 18 years old. That was, is that still a like a thing? Because that was a hot trend for a minute to get a little Japanese like word in Japanese. Or Chinese. Was it?

I thought it was, what is your, what language is yours? I mean, me? He has no idea. Japanese. Okay. Well, that's, this is what I pulled it out of a book and it said it was Japanese. Sure. Right.

Well, it would be what? Mandarin. Well, that's Chinese. No, no, it'd be Japanese. Yeah, it's Japanese. No, I was talking about if it was Chinese. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

Yes, Cantonese or Mandarin. Yeah. It's all Greek to me. Is that funny? Yeah, but I rolled to the tattoo shop like I didn't even know what I was going to get. I was just moved out of my house and moved to Newport and got on the bus and was like, I'm going to go get a tattoo. That's just what's going to happen today.

I'm going to go beyond. It was either that or getting a Prince Edward or whatever the fuck it is when you get a thing through the end of your dick. Prince Albert. Yeah, Prince Albert. I really wish Kyle would have gotten a weird piercing. I used to have my lip and my ears and and all that like I had. Oh, I don't remember you having a pierce lip.

When did you have that? Yeah, I did my lip when I worked at Vans in Newport Beach. Like. That's par for the course. Yeah. Yeah, that was the thing back then, the lip pierce. Who was that blank started that? Well, Tom Tom DeLong had a pierce lip for a while.

Yeah, it looked good. I really liked it. Right, right. Yeah, I really wanted one too, but never too late. I never, I didn't want the hole there. You get the zit for life kind of thing. It looks like, is that a zit? Oh, no.

Yeah. I wonder if that's what this is. Probably. Oh, no, it's a mistake. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on I Heart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads.

On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the I Heart Radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home.

What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to Season 2 of Betrayal on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible.

I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him.

I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the boat, what's nice is you wake up and you've been drinking the night before. Pretty heavily. And you got to take the edge off in order to drive the boat back home from the island, from Catalina, right?

It's an hour and a half drive. It's out there. You're going to be in the middle of the ocean. So you got to take the edge off, right? What I do, morning beers. Yep, sure. Yeah, baby. So you just get drunk.

I have two beers. Six morning beers. It's called Riding the Wave. No, I have two beers in the morning. Coors Light on mixed with spicy tomato juice. Yeah. Bloody Mary mix. Like Bloody Mary mix.

You got it, dude. Adam, this is you saying you're getting drunk before driving your boat. You just said you don't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on, not Kyle. Buzzed boat driving is not drunk driving. Allegedly. That's not driving.

That's not drunk driving. You got to have two to level yourself out. Kyle, it's been a while since you've been in the game. I think you forgot there's levels to this show. I know. Our smartest friend. It would be more dangerous for Adam to drive the boat before he consumed more alcohol. Blake, as my smartest friend, thank you for saying that because it would be more dangerous

for me to not have two morning beers before taking that 2,000-pound vessel and soaring it home going as fast as I can. Alrighty then. Yeah. Yes, I OD'd on Kwayludes when I was two. Famously. Tight sentence. Yeah, and so my mom took me to her neighbor's house

because her neighbor was having issues with her boyfriend, sat me down on the couch. She was talking with the woman, trying to calm her down. Turns out she was having issues with her boyfriend because she caught her boyfriend dealing drugs. Meanwhile, I'm on this couch. The couch that I ended up having and sleeping on for years because they gave us the couch because I almost died on it, but I was sitting on the couch and my mom was like, Adam, what do you got in your mouth?

And she turns around and I'm like being all naughty faced. I was like, what? No, nothing. But I'm like a little kid, so I'm not saying words. And I just have a mouthful of stuff. I love how you remember that from two. And I was like, what? Nothing.

And well, this is just what my mom said. Right. And then I wouldn't give her what was in my mouth and I had swallowed a bunch of it or whatever. And she finally grips a hold of my face and opens up my mouth and fishes out these pills. And then she looks in the crevice of the couch where I had stuffed something was a half empty bag of pills. And this guy had a bag, a baggie of Kweyloods. Yeah.

And then some guy showed up at the house and was looking for the boyfriend obviously to buy drugs. Nice. My mom thinks it's an angel. And my mom's like, you have to take it to the hospital. And the guy's like, OK. And then he takes them the wrong way and doesn't stop at a hospital, stops at a CVS or whatever it was called at the pharmacy. And he goes in, gets EpiCAC, comes right out.

I puke all over his truck. Oh, he knows. Takes me to a hospital. And they were like, he probably wouldn't have made it all the way to the hospital. It was good that he puked before then. Yeah. The guy knew that you needed to get it out of your system. Damn.

Yeah. And my mom's like, he's an angel. Was he wearing a white hat or something? Yeah. That's what my mom says. He's wearing a white cowboy hat. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

And my mom's like, he was because we were in Oklahoma City at the time. And I guess people wear cowboy hats there in the 80s. And my mom's like, he's an angel. My dad's like, sounds like he's a drug addict. Yeah. The fact that he knows how to exactly. You go to the pharmacy, you get EpiCAC, they cough it up. It's no problem.

Yeah. Totally. They puke it up right away. But thankfully, he had that knowledge otherwise. You know, so that's cool. The Walgreens was like, you're back. Yeah. EpiCAC.

Hey. Hey, Kyle. Circle number for the discount. I'll take another thank you. This, it's a baby actually this time. It's a baby this one. I'll see you next week. I had a shirt that said Nebraska, big cock country, and then it showed a pheasant.

Hell yeah. Oh, shit. You know I rocked that to school every day. And the teachers couldn't say shit. They were like, this is inappropriate. And I'm like, no, it's not. A pheasant is a cock. Is a pheasant a cock?

Is a pheasant a cock? Is it a cock though? It's not. Is a pheasant a cock though? Is a pheasant a cock though? It's a cock though. You guys silly. I'm still going to send it.

It's like phone sex when we were kids. Like, yeah. And you could just chat it. Wait a second. It's like phone sex when we were kids. Yeah. What? When you would be like, well, I know what you're talking about.

It was like, yeah. Yeah. You get ahold of a credit card. You dial it in. Dial 1,900. Yes. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude.

And then you were like, uh. Hot whammy blamis. Like for only $199 a minute, I will. Like what does that mean? Yeah. Wait, well the boys have conquered Kyle and Blake. Will you tell everyone out there about the number you would call to find out the time? Oh, multiple Mona.

Mona? Yeah. Multiple, it was Mona. Mona, baby. Yeah, you could, because what was the thing? You used to be able to call a thing called like popcorn. Yeah, it was like 676-1111 or 1234. It spelled like popcorn.

And this one was like 7671234. They switched some, it was like a joke. Just stop talking about it and explain it. You call it. So popcorn, you call and you got the time. It was say at the beep, the standard time is this. That's the context. Back in the day when nobody had a fucking cell phone that was all synced up to the same thing,

you had a watch and you would have to call a number. And it would say at the tone, the time is exactly blah. And you would go boop and synchronize your watch. But in Concord you had. Mona. Yeah, some sick person in the Bay Area made Mona. That would be like, at in two, what is it? Wow.

At the sound of the moan, it'll be two o'clock. But she would say at the sound of the moan, it will be 436. Right. And that's how you got your time. And it was free and you could call and beat off to that. Because you know that was happening. Oh, yeah, man. You call it from the house phone.

They're like, mom picks up the one mom on the phone. I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. The sound of the moan, it's 436. Dude, I called that. I called that number so many times outside of Mountain Mike's Pizza just to confirm that she was saying sex instead of six. And that was like the fucking hottest thing to eight-year-old me.

Also, whose mom did that? She was such a trooper. Shout out to Mona. Trooper. You really killed it. A pioneer. It was 1-800-1900. It was a local number.

Yeah, it had to be free, right? No one's paying for that. It was just a local number. It was like so tight. Yeah, it was like 925. You just call it. It was the homies mom. It was the neighbor mom.

You know it was a guy. No. At the top. No. Sure it was a dude who's like, the mom. Yeah, this is San Francisco. People were pulling some wool over eyes.

There's no way. That's. There's no way. No, uh-uh. There's absolutely no way. You ticker. I want you to have that like piccolo playing, dude, with like the hair, the like dancing.

Oh, shit. I know that fool's name, too. He's like the Burning Man insignia. It's another band. It's like some fucking jam band's insignia. Yeah, he's like the little fish. It's like, it's either like fish or something. It's like who Grant Smith is all about.

Oh, widespread, widespread panic. Widespread panic, string cheese incident. One of those. String cheese incident. String cheese incident is pretty dang good. String cheese snack food is pretty damn good. I was like that. I just did that for the opening.

I want somebody to pull that clip. Yeah, string cheese is pretty dang good. Alrighty then. Grant Smith, who was our DP on six of the seven seasons of Workaholics and who kind of came up with us filming internet videos and stuff for us. And then we sort of grew up together as far as that stuff goes.

I remember we went to his birthday party one year at the Will Turn, and I think we saw a string cheese incident. What didn't is- That would have been widespread panic. Widespread panic. Okay. And I remember going there, I mean,

I don't mean to shit on these type of bands. It's just not my thing. But I was there because, you know, it's Grant's birthday, it's a fun thing to do. And I remember seeing two people meet for the first time. They were both fucked up on drugs, and he was carrying two beers, and he bumps into her,

and he spills this whole beer on this girl. And this girl's like mad. I clock that. A half hour later, I see them just grinding on each other. Half hour after that, I clock them fully making out. He has his hands down her pants. Yeah, baby. At the end of the show, I caught them,

they're full on fighting as if they've been a couple for three years, and this is like the blowout that ends it all. And then I saw him, the guy as I'm walking, leaving to like go to our car, I saw him crying in the parking lot. And I'm like, this,

that's why people like those jam bands. It's because it's a immersive experience. You can live a lifetime. In three hours. Yeah, also the shows last a long ass time too. Yeah, jam bands are kind of like, I don't know why people are so die hard about them. It is interesting how they just attract.

You know what it is? It's an excuse to do drugs and get fucked up. Oh, right. That's everything. Yeah, you're right. That's why I'm trying to get into like fishing. I'm like, you know what, that'll be a good excuse to just drink with my buddies on a boat.

Yeah, baby. And that's why people, when they get older, they're like, maybe I'm deep into golf because then they get to take three hours once or twice a week to be like, honey, I'm playing golf with the guys. You're drunk. Guys, the name of the thing, by the way,

is called Coco Pelle. Yes, it's like a Native American symbol. Right. It's been co-opted by honkeys. We did it again. Yeah. Oh, righty. Yeah.

Gosh, we suck, man. Sorry, I'm going to slap that on my car. Yeah, the worst. But who was the dude who the homie drew like initially? I want to know who was the guy rocking out on that flute where the guy was like, I'm about to draw the homie Coco real quick. He's like, wait, stay right there.

I must paint you. Well, it was on cave paintings. I'm looking at this and it says it was on cave paintings 750 to 850. Wow. Damn. Jam bands have been around that long. They've been jamming for that long. Back in the day, imagine how long the concerts were back then

when they didn't even really know time and they were just like jamming. That drum beat didn't stop. Yeah. Like that was probably fucking a week-long concert. Welcome to This Is Important. How long were drum beats? All righty then.

Heck, a long. Heck, a long. Heck, a long. Then the everlasting drum beat, it still continues to this day. It's right here, brother, in the heart. This reminds me of John Stamos, how he's like flawless,

but then he has like a crazy belly button. I guess. What? Okay. John Stamos has like a, he has like a weird like gnarled crumpled up belly button. You got it, dude. Wow.

And thank God he does. Yeah, exactly. Because he's too sexy. You got to have one thing. I bet Brad Pitt, just nasty breath. He's got to have something. He's too sexy. Oh, no, I actually, Brad Pitt doesn't have a butthole.

He doesn't. Oh, yeah. It's just. He shits out of his dick hole. I've heard that. He doesn't shit. I've heard that allegedly. That would be so bad.

I like this. I like that we've gone to Emmy and gossip talk. Oh my God. Yeah. Hey, we're Hollywood, baby. This is important, baby. This is important, baby. We're Hollywood.

Oh, yeah. We're Hwood, dog. Speaking of pre-Uber, when me and Blake were leaving Barney's Beannery one time, which is like a, you know, a classic dive bar in Hollywood. And it was right when we had turned 21, and we would go there and like buy a pitcher of beer and then also like have sodas and mix our own booze into the soda.

But we got really fucked up one night. And I was driving us home and it was just pre-Uber and we're like, oh, I can't afford a taxi. And then we drive out and I rear end someone as we were leaving. Like that first red light, right? It wasn't a super hard rear end, but. No, it wasn't.

It was just like a my reaction times a little slow and I didn't hit the break quite in time. But it was like it happened and we're like, fuck, it did happen. And I put it in park and I'm like, fuck. And I get out of the car and I'm like, I'm so sorry, man. And he goes, did you just leave Barney's Beannery? And I'm like, uh-huh.

And he goes, you've been drinking? And I'm like, yeah. And he goes, me too. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I just told that story the other day. It's amazing. And look, I don't want to advocate for drunk driving at all, but it is the most fun thing possible.

Oh my God. I remember this guy I knew in high school who like such a fucking dork. But like, I guess he was like got a good body or something. I guess. You became the. You can admit the guy was fucking jacked. Yeah, dude. What's up, bro?

The guy was ripped, but he was just a fucking dork. And he would be at the mall shirtless and we're all like, look at this fucking dork. What he looks like such an idiot. And then immediately like all the hot chicks were like, oh my God, he's actually got a cute like, and you're like, I've got to take my pants off and sit outside hot topic. Yeah.

I have to take my pants off and sit outside Wetzel's presence. Kyle, you've been to the Venice Beach drum circle. This is a world famous drum circle that happens like every Sunday. Yeah. In Venice Beach. Yeah, I've been down there. And it's like hundreds of people, bonfires and drums. What goes down there?

Dude, it's just a lot of trying to keep the rhythm. And a lot of people trying to stand out amongst the rhythm. And you're like, that's kind of just fucking it up. But like, come on. But it is kind of cool when everybody's like going in. It's the same reason like, you know, jamming is fun. Wait. Like if you play an instrument, but I think we did M and I.

Yeah, I saw your wife there once. Yeah. Did 10 years ago, Emma and I were like training for a marathon on the boardwalk. Yeah. And we were like, well, this is fucking insane and dirty. And you came out and you were like, dude, right? Totally. Am I crazy?

Because me and Marissa, my wife were down in Venice staying at a hotel. And we were like, let's go to the fucking drum circle and just like hang out. Because you hear it for like miles. Yeah. Yeah. And she had never been and I had never been at that point. So we were like, let's go. And we were like just in it and like trying to get to the heart of it.

And people were passing us drums. And we're like, oh, it was just like so cool. Hopefully they're passing some joints. I think, yeah, passing joints, passing blondes, getting just feeling it. Yeah, baby. And then we walk out and then there's, it was you or just your wife. But it was like, hey, Kyle. And I'm like, oh, this could not be more opposite.

You guys had your camel backs on and you're like training for a marathon. And I'm like, I'm so stoned and just like coming out of the circle. Yeah, they're out there being athletes and you and Marissa have like dirt in your hair, braiding each other, cut mud all over your crotches. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Just being one with nature.

That's it. Kyle, deep down though, the rhythm of the feet on a marathon run and the rhythm of the beat in your dirt circle, it's the same thing. It's the heart. It's the beat of the heart, guys. That's the drum beat of life. Thank you so much. You know, that's beautiful.

Did you guys ever do the scrambled porn or what? Did you guys have that? Of course. Well, do it. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Like, you know. You mean shoot, shoot scrambled porn?

No, like, did you, did you watch it? Yes. Obviously. Spice champ. Where you eat eggs and watch porn. What? Cramble. Thank you.

Where you could cross your eyes and then because it would split it down the middle. So it would be like the opposite sides. But if you crossed your eyes, it would line up kind of right. Yup. After like 10pm. It'd still be like blurry. I feel like some like younger people don't even know what this is. So back in the day, cable, there would be like the.

Went off. Cable turned off. There was like, it was like Channel 300 or something and it was all scrambled porn. Spice champ. And it would be like lines through it. And you could tell something's going on and every once in a while it would reset and you would get to see some hot, hot CineMax porn action. But sometimes they were like in like different colors,

like a light blue or like green or something like that. But it was still coming in good enough to go ahead and. And it was weird how like different friends houses got worse or better signals. So I remember my friend Ryan, he got like a great signal in his basement. So it's just like 10 of us, 13 year old boys just like kicking it in his basement. Just going like, I think I saw one. And to be clear, the audio was just regular. That's true.

So you were hearing people fucking. Yup. But you just couldn't see it. Yup. You knew what the setting was. Like you could hear jail cell doors close and you're like, oh, we're in a jail. Okay. That's, I know what those bars are.

This is mad erotic. You know where that's going, seven year old you. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, I hope I know where it's going because I know where I'm going. Spice channel, baby. I'm looking up spice channel merch. There's the sickest snapback.

Oh, tight. Oh my gosh, 75 bucks. You need that. I might have to cop that. The spice channel. I remember rocking a porn hub hat for like a week and then just being like, nah. Oh yeah. Spice channel is way classier.

What if you didn't have to vote for, let's say the current political climate, the Bidens of it all, the Trumps of it all. You're not voting for. There's two Trumps. Yeah, baby. The Trumps. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Oh my fuck.

You just voted for what you think they smelled like. So whoever you thought smelled the best. Ooh, that is a really good one. Oh, and we're dipping into like all the candidates we've been seeing. Yeah. You know, Kamala smells good. I bet she smells real good. Fantastic.

Yeah, she smells great. But I'm going for the guy who was like the governor of Montana. Is that Buttigieg? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Not that I know everything because I don't know this guy's name. What's wrong? What did I say?

What did I say? I think you just said the one you know. Yeah, I just said the coolest name. I vote for the coolest name as a new check. Buttigieg was the Montana guy. The South Bend mayor. South Bend mayor. And he's a put together gay dude?

Yeah. You know, he's smelling good. Hello. Hell yeah. That's what I'm saying. I thought he smelled good. Oh, righty then. I don't know if he smells great.

I think he doesn't smell bad, but that dude from Montana smells good for sure. Who is this dude from Montana? I feel like people in Montana still wear a lot of cologne. Right. Like I feel like a lot of the rest of the country was like. Cologne smells like shit. I don't I don't think cologne smells good.

At least we can agree on one thing. If it was by smell, we're not voting for Bernie. My God. Smells like moth balls. Probably. I bet Biden smells pretty good. I bet he's got a good stink. There's no doubt in my mind he uses brute.

Brute, he's a brute man. Brute's a good smell. Here's the thing. I think you have to at least pass a sniff test when you're a politician. Like what's stinking as politician? I've smelled Biden before and smells pretty good. Yeah.

I buy that. I believe that. He smells like soap. The guy's clean. You got to smell clean. My gosh. If you stink like shit and you're kissing babies, like get off my kid, dude.

Well, I see. I don't think Trump smells that good. You know that guy farted something wild. He eats a lot of fast food and we all know what happens when you're eating all that KFC dog. That guy eats a lot of fast food. You know, I know that just escapes the butthole. You can't keep that trapped.

Dude, I have one thing from a fast food joint and I'm just blowing up the joint. His fat ass. His dump truck butt. Hey, man, don't shit on dump truck butts, man. Yours is way tighter, bro. I wouldn't. You've got skins.

Hey, thanks, man. Wait till I'm the president of the United States when I'm 70. All righty, then. And you see my fat ass? That's when I'm going to get deep into golf. Wow. I'm always out there golfing.

And also, fuck rabbits. I'll say it. Fuck rabbits. Okay, you don't like rabbits. If it attacks you, you fuck it, for sure. You fuck it. You put a finger in its ass and you stab your whole fist down its throat.

That's the only way. You always put your finger in the ass of whatever's attacking you. You stab it in the eyes, shove your fist down its throat. Whatever. Finger its butthole. You stab it in the eyes,

shove your fist down its throat, figure its butthole. That's how you get it off, yeah. I'm pissed now. Whatever's attacking you in the wild, you got to make sure to unbuckle the belt and pull down the pants and stick your finger up the butthole.

When we get back together, I do think it could make a fantastic episode. If we all say we're not going to shower or we're deodorant that day and we smell each other's armpits and we just rank who's of the fucking worst and who's of the best. That's cool.

I like that. Can't wait. I'm into that. Yeah. Let's do that. I do not want to. I do not look forward to smelling Kyle's armpits.

I automatically know that's just going to be rank. Yeah, baby. No, because you know what? I'm going to be like dialing in my diet now so that I smell better. Well, admittedly, you eat a lot of vegetables, right? Yeah, that's all I eat. Yeah.

And that makes the worst smelliest farts and probably. Right. Well, because of the fiber. Vegan farts are brutal. Yes. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, there's so much that goes into smell.

I don't know if they smell worse than when I used to just rock Carl's Jr. and fucking have a burger or something. I really don't think so. Well, there's a difference between having a bad diet and eating meat and having a good diet. Sure. Like Carl's Jr. and eating like just their tacos and their shitty burgers.

Tacos. Tacos at Carl's Jr. We used to eat a lot of Carl's Jr. tacos. That's Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box. Oh, Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box. I take it back.

No, you're right. I mean, dude, I'm not talking shit on meat eaters at all. You know what I mean? It sounds like you're talking shit on Carl's Jr., bro. No, that was my first job. One much love. That was where I started besides the paper route. First, I was a paper boy and then I worked at Carl's Jr.,

a specialist. Is that where the name Carl came from? Looking for a scoop. Where did the name Carl come from? That was from Paul Myers. Oh, from Paul Myers. He got it messed up. He said, I was at my buddy's house and the phone rang

and it was my mom. And then he said, hey, is there a Carl here? That's so tight. Guys, if you're listening at home, you got the scoop. Yep. That's it. Carl, have a check. You got the scoop.

Yeah, I think. But they put stuff in that food to make it smell a certain way. So then when you farted, it's chemically designed and engineered to smell better than what God put on this earth to make vegan farts just funky as hell. Sometimes when the homie that just ate Carl's Jr. farts, it makes me hungry. Oh, righty.

I would totally believe that that's a part of the company's research and development. Yeah, I want to get that R&D job where you just eat a ton of Carl's Jr. And then you sit in a room and they wait until you fart. Then they come in with a jar and capture it real quick. They're like, yes. Yeah, it smells like a Western bacon.

I'm hungry. This is a Western bacon cheese. Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Wow. What was the thing way back in the day where I wanted to capture David Boreonis' fart in a jar? I was like a sketch.

You worked on a set near him. So I think it was real. Yeah, I worked on Bones and he was on Bones, but we were doing sketches and I was like, I'm going to see if David Boreonis will be down with this. It'll be us. That was like your first attempt at stunt casting. You wanted to do a whole sketch about capturing his fart

and trying to sell it on eBay because you could get close to him. Yeah. And he always called me Big Dog because he didn't know my name, but Big Dog's arguably cooler than Andres. Yeah, Andres. Andres. Andres. What's up, Drone and Drates?

Big Dog. My man. It felt good. It felt good. You walk on stage and all of a sudden somebody's saying Big Dog. Well, that's a big dog. I feel like I would have been, what's up, little dog? And little dog isn't.

Little scrappy. That's not as good of a nickname. Right. I love all nicknames. I take them like if you call me boss, if you call me my guy, like it's all good, man. I like it. My guy is not a nickname.

My guy is. The way people say it to me? I don't want to even waste my time remembering your name. Wait, what was your basketball nickname? I wanted to call you Fuzzbucket. Ponytail? Ponytail was my basketball name. Ponytail, over here.

I kind of feel like Guy is a good name. Calling it like naming your kid Guy. That's a fun name. Yeah. Yes. It's solid. What's up, Guy? It's OK.

Guy Fieri. The only guy I know was from Final Fight, the video game. No, you know Guy Fieri, our hero. This podcast. I'll forget. Here. You know Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri's guy.

I should say the first guy I ever knew was Guy from Final Fight, and I was in all the way. Guy is fucking dope. Are there any guys out there? Like young guy, like actor dudes who are like, what's up? I'm Guy. Welcome to my crib. We're just kind of sending out a signal for young guys

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