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I've had, I've had a cold for like two weeks now and it just will not go away and
Every day that it doesn't go away. I checked I just look at the COVID symptoms again And I'm like right can you get COVID one month after having COVID? That's a pretty you could yeah, dude
Yeah, you've got that. What is it Omnicron? You got that fucking what is it called that new new? Yeah, that new new that South
African yeah
What is it called? It sounds like a transformer name? Well? They all sound cool as hell optimus chrome coronavirus
Yeah, that's the thing we got a name. I'm like stupider stuff. Yeah name it so you don't want to get it
Yeah, those kids are out here trying to get him now cuz it's the cool thing to do which one you you got? Yeah, you're like, look, motherfucker, I got Delta variant.
Yeah. Omnicron.
That shit sounds like straight up like a bad guy transformer.
Omnicron. Love it.
But yeah, luckily, I it doesn't seem like I have covid.
So, OK, good.
But I can't shake this goddamn cold, man.
Yeah. And what your your home right now?
You're not filming?
Because I feel like that's what happens as soon as you
have a little break from filming.
Well, I've been sick the last two weeks of filming.
And they're just there because I'm the lead of the movie.
So they're juicing me.
Yeah.
B12.
I feel like Michael Jackson, where they're just like,
I'm literally taking shots every day.
Shots in my butt cheeks.
B12 in the booty?
B12, but then also like this new, it's basically like a Z-pack that I take in my butt cheeks. B12 in the booty? B12, but then also like this new,
it's basically like a Z-pack that I take in my butt cheek.
And and then are like our giant medic is the guy that does it. So it like feels like we're doing like drugs or something, because it's weird
because I have to take it in my ass cheek.
But we do it on set.
So it's always like us ducking off into a corner and he whips out a needle
and just injects my butt cheek.
Does anyone else know about this?
Or is it just a guy?
It sounds like a guy is like yeah I'm the medic come over here.
Is he cleared?
Is this guy?
Yeah it might not feel like a needle.
It might not feel like it's actually in your asshole.
He's like he's a nurse but he's hilarious.
He's six five like 350.
That's so funny.
He's like a house of a man.
So it doesn't seem like, I've never seen a nurse this large.
That's a huge nurse.
That's one huge nurse.
You're telling me how you got a bush that just don't quit, huh?
No.
Yeah, so what's up with your pubes?
Um.
There's your title for the podcast.
What's up with your pubes?
Oh, here we go.
All right. We're censored. Yeah, it with your pubes? Oh, here we go.
All right. We're censored.
Yeah, it's a wispy, wispy joint.
All right.
Okay.
Wispy, wispy J's.
Kind of not happy we asked.
I accidentally, I shaved all my pubes off.
I look like a little boy down there.
Did you say accidentally?
Yeah, I was buzzing the chest and I was like,
they were getting a little unruly.
So I was just going to do a little trimmer root on there,
you know, like, and I didn didn't I forgot to adjust it back
And so I just took out a chunk and took down to like basically nothing and I'm like yeah, well fuck everything. Yeah
Yeah, I like it like that dude. Yeah, fuck every I bet you are fucking everything
So so I look I look ready for Italy like a little boy
With gist which is the same size dick as I had as a child
Nice, bro. Yeah, it's pretty tight. No funny how that works
So are you guys fucking with the metaverse we're fucking each other. How'd you find out?
Should we tell him Blake should we tell him?
Let's keep that on the low row the metaverse no not at all zero percent. I refuse
Yeah, oh shit, dude. You're gonna be such an early adapter. Yeah, no man. Why?
Cuz I'm trying to live on this planet in real life on this earth while it's still here
And is it early and is it early adopters by the way before we move forward is it early adopter? I adapt early I
Don't even know if that's called adapting if it or if it's just yeah, yeah, all right
I do an early adapt. Let's keep this thing moving down the pipe. Let's keep this moving on the pipe
Little word of warning I'm second. No, I'm two and a half cans deep. He's a can man
I'm second. No, I'm two and a half cans deep. He's a can man Oh, I'm like 15 milligrams and I smoked weed right before this so this might be one of them podcasts that
20 minutes. I just him a giggle hog. Yeah smoke weed every day. We love it, bro
We support that lifestyle stay high. I love when you laugh at me
Yeah, you got to stay high in today's day and age dude
You have to let your in the metaverse where everything's nice.
Can you guys tell I'm wearing eyeliner? Now that you mention it. A little bit. Can you?
Yeah, actually very much so. You look like a girl at a wedding who like
cried and is now just hammered on the dance floor. Yeah, just over just by the
cocktail shrimp just slamming some slurping down dance floor. Yeah, who's just over just by the cocktail shrimp,
just slamming some, slurping down some shrimp.
Yeah, that's a chicken cluck.
Hard target, baby, you look good.
Hard target?
Going for her third slice of cake.
I guess easy target, I say hard target.
For work right now, it's the last week shooting The Outlaws
and I go undercover to rob a bank, spoiler, and kind and kind of not really and it'll be in the trailer and
So I'm like I have eyeliner and shit on for it. It's so fucking hard to get eyeliner off, dude
Yeah, what do you mean you have eyeliner for it? Like is there a specific disguise? It is a specific disguise
Oh, I don't know. Is that a spoiler? Yeah. Yeah, don't spoil that. I know what it is though. Yeah, it's a good. It's a specific disguise. I don't know if I want to spoil that. Yeah, yeah, don't spoil that. I know what it is though.
Yeah, it's a good disguise.
Uh, don't care.
But, uh, it's a good disguise.
Is that a line from the Shrek movie?
I don't know. Could be.
I don't know. There's no way to tell.
Why'd you say donkey? You just did?
I don't know.
Because you're Adam Devine, sometimes you'll say stuff.
Sometimes I say words, and maybe it has something to do with what I'm dressed as.
Hey, and that's why I'm here.
No, but so they had they eyeliner me up and they it's impossible to get off and then I look insane for the rest of the night.
Like don't you you say insane, but you look beautiful. But go ahead.
Go thank you. Thank you for saying that.
You look ho-ish.
Yeah, your eyes are popping, you look ho-ish.
I know, yeah, it looks, I looks, uh, like I got a bad case of the smokey eye.
Right.
Remember how the smokey eye was like a thing?
Yes.
Remember a minute, girls would get that, but then you could fuck it up and it just kind of looked like you'd been crying, and that's what it looked like.
Right, yeah.
Super hot. Abra Levine.
I'm ca- to be honest, I'm captivated though, I'll just say that.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, I'm throwing out some Soul Yeah, thank you. I'm throwing out some sultry vibes.
Absolutely.
Do we address the elephant not in the room?
Or do we just kinda like act like everything's normal here?
Bullying.
Wow.
Is that a fucking shot at my guy?
It wasn't a shot. It's a scene.
You called him an elephant.
It's a scene?
It was a fun, I get it.
It's a fun joke, dude.
Guys, Kyle is not with us this week.
He died.
He's not with us.
He chunked out of existence.
He had a prior commitment with Satan.
Satan.
He couldn't make it.
And we were like, what do we do?
What do we do?
Do we just deprive the public of this?
The community.
Yeah, the community, thank you.
Well, if we could, I mean, we couldn't miss today because it's basically our
Super Bowl guys, you know what just happened, right? Oh god, please tell us. I don't know. Wait, hang on Adam
Do you have any idea what he's talking about exactly? I know you know and I want Blake to explain in detail guys
They named the sexiest
man alive. We are talking about it, baby.
Beep beep beep beep beep.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Great ass.
Say it.
Dude.
Is that what did you did you walk down a little?
Yeah.
Did you walk down a little path where you were like,
I mean, it's going to be all let's goes?
Yeah.
You're going to do like you're like 15 it's gonna be all let's-gos. You're gonna do like 15,
cause you stopped at two.
Let's go!
Let's go!
How many have you got?
Hit us with it.
How many you got?
I mean, I only have four at the time, but I think-
Okay, well hit us with them.
I gave you all of them.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's-a-go!
Let's go!
Leave my friend alone, dude. He's got four. Let's go! Let's go! Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh, should we? Should we get into it? All of my least favorite things on planet Earth. And that's not hyperbole.
DISAPPOINTED!
That's the real deal.
Tom Brady, that guy bugs me so fucking much.
Yeah.
Why do you hate greatness, bro?
I don't hate him. I don't hate the guy. I don't know the guy. I'm sure he's super cool.
The word was bugs, Blake.
He bugs, man. He bugs.
Yeah! First of all, I hate people screaming
Let's go. That bugs me, dude. I'm bugged.
Well, you're losing. You're losing brother cuz that ain't going anywhere. I understand.
It will go. It'll go. You're living a nightmare. I live in a nightmare. That's life. I liked your pitch, dude.
I think you need to have a PSA where it's
let's stop. Let's go because it's gone too far. It's too far, dude. And then now so there's
explaining. Well, I was just going to say I'm with Blake where we got to get you guys out there
listening to blast that hashtag. Let's stop. Let's go. Hashtag let's stop, let's go.
We need to do a black and white PSA
with sad like piano playing in the background
and we need to put it together.
We need to call up all our celebrity friends.
All of them, the six of them we have.
Yeah.
The six of them and three of us are right here.
Eric Andre.
Eric Griffin.
Eric Griffin. It's all the Eric. Maybe maybe Jillian Bell Eric Roberts. I met him once
Yeah, we'll see man, and and I think we could maybe finally put a stop to go. Let's stop. Let's go
Yeah, the what you said now just didn't really work some way. I just circled back to the thing
We yeah, yeah, we circle right back to it. yeah, we have to say so anyways this hurts rental car commercial. Yeah
It blew my we all started to text it like we all saw it within an hour of each other
Yeah, I saw it and all of a sudden the text started rolling in from you guys like have you seen this fucking thing?
It's Tom Brady. Yeah
The whole thing is him. It's a hurt rental car commercial
It's just him saying let's go and then other people saying let's go for the entirety of the commercial and then the commercial says
Yeah, it's him and and how do you feel about rental car companies
He couldn't have paired with the most evil fucking corporation.
Just, I mean, just the jugger.
Like, come on, at least go with an underdog if you're gonna go.
Let's go!
Go with a budget.
Go with somebody, a scrappy little underdog.
You go with Hertz, the fucking evil empire.
I'm pissed now!
I'm TII or die. Other people that were part of our podcast. Maybe they weren't maybe they weren't maybe they died
I have no video evidence of whether some people are dead and and we don't care. We don't care. Yeah, we don't I don't care
It doesn't affect us
Never think about it. It doesn't hurt. I don't look at the screen looking for another window up there with a person in it.
I don't.
It is shady that Kyle released.
Oh, okay.
Get this off your chest.
That he released a notes, sort of, statement, screenshot statement.
Screenshot, yeah.
Right.
Is that him or is that his people?
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know if he's alive.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, I did see some comments where people are like,
we deserve more than a notes screenshot because that is-
I don't know if the kids-
Hey, people, relax.
We deserve more.
No, they do.
They do.
Well, that is, it does seem like that is the lowest form of apology in today's society, correct?
Is you hit, you put your thoughts out on notes, you screenshot it, and then you
send it to all your platforms.
It's not very personal.
And then it's, Hey, then it's bye bitch.
I will say the guy is busy.
This is how busy people do it, right?
He's too busy for the pod.
That's lying.
Nope.
Not buying it.
I'm saying though, you get the-
Are you saying he's an asshole or is this a bitch move?
I'm saying my boy might be venturing into asshole territory and I'm here for it. We've covered it. What I'm saying though, you could- Are you saying he's an asshole? Or is this a bitch move? I'm saying my boy might be venturing into asshole territory and I'm here for it.
We've covered it. It's bitch and asshole combined. He's both.
Yeah.
He's one of the first people to be both.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
Watching him transform into an asshole.
He's like an altered beast.
Mm-hmm.
We did say that as soon as it was just the three of us,
Yeah, we said that.
the pod was gonna really take off. Mm-hmm
And do you think it's a coincidence that all of a sudden last week?
Everybody's like you guys were the number one pod. I listened to I think it made the numbers. Yeah
Yeah, sure Spotify rankings were insane. Well, yeah last and also last week
We were we were like number 15 in the world
Yeah, so I don't know in what in a category or just period and no And also last week we were like number 15 in the world. That's where it's popped.
Yeah, so I don't know.
In what, in a category or just period?
No, in period I think.
Absolutely true.
And if not, definitely a category.
I don't know.
I didn't check it myself.
Someone told me once.
Yeah.
Like what is exactly the definition of sexy?
Because yes, Paul Rudd, great guy, super handsome, doesn't age a lot.
But when I think like sexiest man alive, I'm trying to like, I'm thinking guys that get me like, you know, flood the basement.
Yeah, it used to be more dangerous, right?
Sexy has changed. The definition of sexy has changed.
Well, I mean, have they given it to Jason Momoa yet?
Or is he's like next up? He's next up. That's what I mean, have they given it to Jason Momoa yet? Or is he like next up?
He's next up.
That's what I'm saying.
He's got to be.
He's too dangerous.
He's too dangerous.
No.
That's what sexy is, dude.
Too edgy.
No, he's a family man.
He's doing movies.
He's working a lot.
I think he's like the lovable dangerous.
Yeah.
He's not like a strung out coke guy or anything.
Sorry, he has kids? Yeah, he's not like a strung out coke guy or anything. Sorry, he's a
family, he has kids? Yeah, he's got a, I'm assuming he's got a whole gang of them. I love it, he's a family man, his kids? Yeah! I'm assuming. I thought he was just married to Lisa Bonet. I mean, weird, wild stuff.
Dude, with a, with a, with what I assume he's packing, he's juiced up a few. Yeah. Okay?
There's been a few children out there.
The wording, the word choice. He's juiced.
The thing about Momoa is-
Hey guys, did I tell you?
He's a family man.
We're expecting.
You juiced her up?
You juiced up your wife?
Yeah.
Good for you.
You jomb-ed her.
That's how I'm going to announce when me and Chloe have kids.
I mean, like guys, guess what? Hey guys, juiced her up. Razzam attack. She jambadur. That's how I'm going to announce when me and Chloe have kids. I mean, like guys, guess what?
Guys, juiced her up. She's been juiced.
Jamba juice. Jamba juice.
Eric Griffin was in the break room like a day early.
His audition was the day after.
And, you know, Eric, he was just kind of like, I'm here early.
Or you do a great impression, Adam.
I'm not the best Eric Griffin impersonator, but he basically was like,
yo, I'm here a day early and I fucked up and I'm like, hey man, it's cool.
Whatever. And I went back to our writer's room and I'm like, I just met Montez.
He's basically a Sinbad impersonator.
And Adam was like, who is it? I'm like, Sinworst.
I was like, it's Eric Griffin. And I remember you came in and you're like who is it I'm like sin worse I was like it's Eric Griffin and I remember you came in you're like I just met Montez and I'm
like oh shit who and you were like Eric Griffin and I know Eric from doing
stand-up and I'm like hard pass absolutely not no I'm gonna say the name
no cuz Eric is I've become really good friends with her
But Eric is a total asshole, you know, no, he's super nice Well, he's super nice. He's super nice, but when you're coming up and stand up he
Was just like like really mean
Yeah, he was mean that is not what you say
like was he like checking you kind of you? That kind of comedy guy?
Very nice.
Just trying to like push you
just to test you?
Yeah, no, he was like the sage old vet.
And he would always trick you like the rookie.
Really?
Well, because he was nervous. He was like,
this guy's funnier than me.
It wasn't mean, you know,
it wasn't mean or whatever, but wasn't like he wasn't mean, you know, it wasn't like mean or whatever, but
he was like, he would, he was like, I'm the veteran, he's the rookie.
Hey, you know, that sort of dynamic.
And so when I was like, well, it's my show now.
I don't want this guy to come in and treat me like the rookie when I'm the boss.
So that was the initial response.
But then he crushed his, I'm the boss. So that was the initial response. But then he crushed his I'm the
brah.
So you wanted to exact revenge on
him. You want to be like, you
should have been nicer to me.
Well, and I have for for a decade
now.
So that is the origin.
That's where all the malice comes
from.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Wow. The tables have turned.
This guy keeps tabs.
But then he crushed his audition
and he was super funny and, you know, has become a great buddy of mine.
A household name.
Yeah. Why is stand up like that?
Why are people so cutthroat and mean to each other and stand up and not uplifting at all?
Because stand ups are angry loners.
Well, you have to be. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, for the most part, I think, think yes stans are angry loners and you
You have to be an a little bit of a ego maniac and even even to want to do it where you're like What the shit that I'm saying is important enough to go on stage
So there's levels that shit's important. There's you know people that are are pretty chill and cool
And then there's Eric Griffin that fucking asshole
are pretty chill and cool and then there's Eric Griffin that fucking asshole fuck
sexiest video of all time actually is video of all time and like let's take a
moment just right off the top of the dome okay okay let me give my instant
reaction donkey Tony Braxton like wait no that's when she's like judging dudes coming off the elevator.
Do you remember that those guys were handsome?
Yeah, you're right. That is Blake's favorite. Let's go.
Could call do right off the top of the dome.
I remember right off the top of the doby.
He thinks of a female video.
She would send him back.
Yeah. But Tony Brasson was so hot that that.
Yeah. Off the top of the dome. Sexy men. Yeah, but Tony Braxton was so hot that that
Off the top of the dome that was a good one It's crazy that that's the first one that came to mind
Just off the top of the dome
I loved Tony Braxton so much I still do to this day
Sure
And your video to have that be the sexiest video of all time
Wow
You said sexy and I envisioned Tony Braxton
I know Yeah I think it was
you're making me high. You're making me high. You are correct. I remember watching that video. And then it
would be like the elevator doors open and then a fireman would come out and
they'd like raid them like a tent. That's what Blake liked. And that's fine. Can I say
something honestly? I love that for you. Regarding that video I do I do remember
being watching that video and going, you know what?
I'm gonna watch this all the way through
cause like, it's not a big deal.
I'm not like homophobic.
Yeah, these guys are out here.
They're taking their clothes off.
So women take their clothes off in videos all the time.
I can sit through this.
I can enjoy it.
Yeah.
That was progressive of you.
Yeah.
I didn't, it wasn't my favorite sexiest video. Yeah, I didn't it wasn't my favorite sexiest video
Yeah, I don't know a top of the dome. That would be the first one I rattle off
Yeah, I feel like mine was a Ricky Martin where he had his shirt off under that
I mean or that LL Cool J
Where he's also under a waterfall with his shirt off
Just off the top of the dome if I'm just spitting off the top of the
No, it has to be like Shakira. She wolf right? That's pretty good. Remember that video pretty good
Wearing like butt-ass naked she's wearing like flesh-colored like oh, yeah
Yeah, is she way wait, is she,
she could be, wait.
Can I fuck with you guys here though?
Please fuck with us, please fuck with us.
Aerosmith.
Oh god.
Aerosmith from the 70s.
Wait, wait.
Fuck you.
Come on, hang on.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Crazy.
Crazy.
With his daughter and Alicia Silverstone. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they go to like a strip club and like
dance. And for Blake, there's that farmer guy in a crazy shirt. And there's the gas
station guy who might as well have been you. And who they go in. They like, they like start
stealing stuff from the gas station. He's like, yeah, okay, you can take it. Fuck you.
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["The Elephant's Theme"]
Well, should we talk about the elephant
not in the room right now?
Again?
Well, yeah, I feel like we have to.
I guess we should because they're probably like,
wait, what's different about this week?
The community's probably abuzz right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go!
I feel like the community is probably a buzz right now. Yeah
The communities of buzz Arugaloids are probably gonna throw their salads away when they hear the news spinning. You're never gonna believe it
Actually, you're probably gonna believe it. You're gonna believe it. See ya Kyle quit the band. He's out. He said Kyle betrayed me
Go go play a little bit of that.
He's got some more.
I'm out of here.
I'm sorry guys.
Frickin' see ya.
Your king, Arugaloid, has
left the building for
He's betrayed you.
For the time being, I guess.
What his people told us
We were contacted by his people was that he was busy and you know, he's busy. That's fine. He is busy
He's busy and he told us his people didn't tell us, you know when you work in this business of show
Sometimes there's a lot of pressure coming at you from all these big corporations taking over all this and you know
Sometimes it weighs heavy on the shoulders and you gotta do what got to do and he's doing that is a bagel
Yeah, and are we afraid now that?
Like, you know, I don't want to say deadweight, but the weight that has been cut
Are we afraid the podcast is gonna be too good now? It's gonna soar. Yeah, I get a potty, right?
I'm a little afraid just like we found a real nice pocket with Kyle, with the four of us,
of just sort of middling, you know, just kind of, you know, just sort of not doing too great with the podcast.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
And now I'm afraid we're gonna, now we're gonna have to compete with the Rogans of the world.
Right.
We'll be right up there, you know, with the other shows that are big.
I'm sure there's other big podcasts.
I just don't listen.
There's got to be other big ones.
There has to be other big podcasts.
Yeah.
Probably about murder.
People love murder podcasts.
Probably about murder.
I feel like Always Sunny just threw their name in the hat.
Yeah, they're copying our, first of all, sipping our tea, chugging our Kool-Aid.
Yeah, we were the first to do a podcast ever.
Absolutely.
And now our podcast is gonna be too good.
It's gonna be a runaway freight train.
And I'm nervous for that, so.
Yeah. Yeah.
Should we rename it?
Maybe.
Two assholes and a bitch?
I like that.
I like that.
Oh my God.
My God. Did that? I like that. I like that. Oh my god.
My god.
Did that?
I remember I went, I paid, it was like, they were super expensive.
They're like 600 bucks or something.
And I had to ask my mom like, yo, I can't cover this.
And she's a sweetheart.
And she gave me the money to, or half the money or whatever, probably all the money,
to go get them. And they were atrocious the guy made me do five looks remember this
dirs like that you might fucking hated these people I'm gonna blow them up oh
they're the worst six hundred bucks and Michelle or some shit I have no idea who
I would to fuck it but he made me wear a like tank top a wife beater is what they
used to call them yeah right and I had a whole I held on to a chain link fence and then looked over my shoulder like this
Yeah, yeah, you know why great ass the ass man. They want the ass and there it is
Oh, you think they saw that ass and we're like, this is what's gonna get him fired from some Domino's commercials
They were for sure you were gonna be in porno, but yeah, I digress
commercials they were for sure you were gonna be in porno but yeah I digress okay here's the reveal I was just cleaning up my office throwing some stuff
away the other day came across like the last ten of these are we fucking with
this guy oh my god he doesn't age not smiling I'm not smiling at all well you
know you don't smile in a theatrical I feel like you that's the perfect guy to be like in it and like a NCIS like special
victims and you are the rapist.
Like I thought I would cast that guy.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Like you think it's somebody else and then but it's in the back of your mind.
You're like, it's probably that dude.
Yeah.
It's like you're like the you're like the athlete that everyone is like oh man he's the
best star athlete in high school. He's in the early part of the episode he's like
I drove her home she was fine and then I left I don't know. She was a real great
girl yeah and then and then all of a sudden the turn is it's it was you all
along. Right yeah and then I went straight to hockey practice and then I
wasn't. Why didn't you get hired for shit like that that sucks dude. Yeah, what the fuck truth be told
I think like you just said I got 500 of these made
Right yeah, and it cost a thousand dollars, and I was like and then yeah
It was so fucking expensive whoever sent them out
They like sent them all out, and then I would they were like and we'll need more. And I go, no, no, sir, I don't like it.
It was such a racket, dude, as soon as they were like,
ah, you don't need headshots or kind of you just
we could just email photos of you.
Yeah. I mean, I was like, thank fucking God.
I was just remembering, did you guys ever do like odd jobs
like you were talking about Taylor, like driving up and for 500 bucks?
Which sounds like a freaking dream gig back then did you have to do like I remember task rabbit
Did you ever get to the point where you were just picking up weird ass side jobs like that?
Like I remember going to somebody's garage and like building a shelf you were a task rabbit you were task. Yeah
Yeah, I did a task rabbit as like an experiment. No, I I I needed to pay rent. Can you imagine you need to get some furniture built?
Sorry, I'm late it took me four hours to find your place
Yeah, I drove the wrong way down the freeway. I didn't bring tools. Did I need some? Okay. Yeah my bad
I thought I could just screw the shit in by hand.
That's all cool.
No, all it really was,
I remember just like building people's Ikea furniture.
How did you find them?
Before TaskRabbit.
Wait, I don't, how did I not know this about you?
I mean, I was living with you at the time
that you were doing this, correct?
Sneaky.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're making this sneaky.
Well, you were an angry loner, Adam.
I was busy being an angry loner.
You didn't give me the time of day, man.
You don't remember how poorly you treated me?
Just didn't even look in my direction,
never asked me how I was doing.
How do you think all that furniture in your fucking
apartment got built, man?
Yeah, man.
No one's asked.
That's what's gravitated me.
That's the exact opposite.
When we were roommates, I wanted to hang out with Blake
all the time, and he just wanted to count his change sitting cross-legged on his bedroom floor.
That's all he wanted to do.
I did, I definitely did.
I'd come into his room, he was always counting his-
Counting change?
Yeah, he was always like counting his pennies and nickels.
Yeah, well, you know, I had like a little, what do you call it, a coin jar or whatever.
Remember when you would get the fucking sparklet's like water jug and try to fill it with change
We're talking coin star action here. We back. That's the thing. You didn't use coin star coin star takes a fucking cut, dude
Yeah, that's what I was like. Just take it to court start. They'll they'll count it for you
Hell no, and I'm also like even the bank will count it for you, right? No, no, no, no, no you buy sleeves
You count them out in stacks. They fill the sleeves time. No, no, no, no, no. You buy sleeves, you count them out and fill the sleeves.
Time's not about to give is Coinstar what they take like the bank does it for free.
Just go to the bank.
No, not not a big ass sparklet's jug.
They're not going to count my whole sparklet's jug.
They pour it into a thing.
They just put it into a machine. They pour it into a thing.
It's not like some poor woman has to sit back there and count penny by penny like you do on your bedroom floor.
Yeah.
Hey, also, I didn't have much to do.
It was between task rabbits.
Blake's very tactile.
He's a tactile person.
He likes the smell of the coins on his fingers.
Yes, absolutely.
See, so when you say that about me,
I'm not giving you the time of day.
I would always come in. I'd be like, hey what let's go do so. I mean we even dated roommates
Yeah, I yes, I know I couldn't shake you though. I want it so like when we would I I and the only reason
I dated that girl was to get closer to you
Stop perfect
It I just want to be closer to you dude. You're not that guy pal. Trust me, dude
I never got sick of Blake Blake immediately was like
I'd be he'd go like hey, are you going over to their house tonight? And I'm like, yeah. Yeah you and he's like
Then no
I'm just gonna sit here
Then no. I gotta count my coins.
I'm just gonna sit here.
Ah, fuck, he's a carpooling to our girlfriend's house.
I mean, you say it on your ass. Smart.
You guys have always been ahead of the curve. Always been sneaky.
So TaskRabbit, so I did not know. I thought TaskRabbit came after we had done the show.
It did. Blake was doing Craigslist or something. It must have been Craigsigslist then I would like go down the thing and it would say we'll pay you
I could also see Blake we did season one of workaholics and Blake being like I'm gonna pick up a few task rabbit
So right there the jobs were usually easy and you get a good story out of them. It'd be kind of fucking sick to re-enter
What's one story?
I got plenty of real Wait, what's one story? Name one. You fucking idiot. Name one.
I know.
I got plenty of real things that'll just have you rolling on the floor.
It's a bagel.
Name one good story that came out of this.
There's plenty.
There's plenty.
I was in this garage and I like put this bookshelf together.
And the girl turned out to be just this girl it
was cool man do you want water I was like oh wait is there like something in
the water so they I don't know and there wasn't and there was water water three
hours and $20 later no I never did why I mean when we first got to LA I remember me and our old
podcast member
I can't remember I can't remember
See ya freaking see ya
Kyle the dreamy and then Elijah to hide
We we do we did like in the middle of the night. It was illegal what we were doing usually
we would go and break into people's homes and
We were cat burglar essentially
They're sleeping to take their shit. We'd steal necklaces. Oh, dude. Yeah, we were necklace thieves and then jerk off
He was a huge Louis CK fan
Bye bye
So now that Kyle quit do he always called him a bitch but Kyle betrayed me is quitting a bitch move Or is that an asshole move leaving us was this a bitch move? Oh
Or is that an asshole move leaving us was this a bitch move? Oh
You know now that's a great debate right there speaking of Dave King's podcast
But uh check it out. Yeah, I don't know to some of us I feel like yeah, it could be taken as a bitch move and some can kind of feel like an asshole
I guess it depends if you're an asshole or a bitch yourself you might since you guys are assholes
You're kind of in the alpha side of things.
You might be like, oh, that's a fricking bitch move.
Because you guys, you know, you're just so strong
and intimidating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's us.
And you know, it's just like,
you kicked someone off the island,
but for someone over here who's just a little bitch
in the corner, I'm like, oh gosh, man,
that feels like a real asshole to abandon me
to these wolves of friends that I have.
Cause I'm scared.
Friend wolves.
If he does another podcast, that's asshole.
Okay.
I don't think he started another podcast.
If I was a betting man, and I am.
I wish, I'd tune in.
Hey, I don't know, I don't know I don't know
Maybe he would do something else in a different vein than just you know talking with your best friends
Yeah, it would be a different. It'd be a ping-pong and podcasting together
While growing vegetables. Yeah, see you don't listen. It's it's pickleball. Okay, Adam. You don't listen and maybe that's why Kyle is gone, right?
Sorry, he got into pickleball like the rest of the world.
Yeah.
Hey, I still want to play.
I think it sounds pretty fun.
Yeah.
It does.
We only have like five or ten more years left of like a lot of the animals on earth and
like coral and like so let's just go out and see it while it's still here because it's
all gonna be gone very soon. Blake, you're on the internet all the time man
Yeah, well, it's my don't get on your high horse and pretend like you're not always on the internet
You're the only one of us that knows how to Photoshop. So
You're one of my more plugged in guys when it comes to the world of the internet
Well, I bet you have more than three. I only go
to three websites.
Bitch! What are they?
It's Pornhub, Gmail, and then the other one's debatable.
You porn!
I mean, it's Pornhub, Gmail, and the other one's you porn.
The other one, I mean, it's like maybe a deadline Hollywood to find out stuff about, like, I
don't know.
What?
Your adversaries?
Goodbye.
Of my adversaries.
You go to, wait, what were the three?
Gmail, Pornhub, and-
Gmail, Pornhub.
YouPorn.
And-
I don't go to YouPorn.
I'm pretty Pornhub loyal.
You know what's crazy?
Go to YouPorn every once in a while.
It's got a different vibe.
The videos have a different kind of thing that might catch you off guard.
I know they're probably once a month to just check it out and go whoa
A different interface. It's a little shittier. It's a little kind of grim your if you're like looking for a less polished thing every once
In a while this is you point
You know what I don't like about that though is if somebody is using any of your devices and they put
You know why into the search bar looking for YouTube and you
go to YouPorn more than YouTube that's gonna be the first thing that pops up.
Sorry you don't you don't use the like uh.
So you have to have a special computer as a dad you have to have a special computer
yeah with that with that it's like you put like black tape on it or something you're
like that's just daddy's computer leave it alone leave it alone don't touch the one with
the giant X on it!
Drop it! I guess any sticker would work.
Remember the Austrian guy who had like the 18 doors down to the dungeon?
Where he kept his like kids or whatever?
Yeah, the one that looked exactly like you as an old man.
Exactly. That's where I-
Goodbye.
That's where I keep the porno computer.
Just behind 18 doors.
Yeah, I have a little hidden department-
compartment right behind my...
No, you said department.
My tile.
I have a whole department store of just underwear on racks that you like squeeze when you just...
It's like a Macy's.
Cartoons were hot.
No, I never wanted to fuck cartoons.
I'm like, yeah, right. Are you kidding me?
I did I did
I never wanted to fuck your rabbit. That's a rabbit. What's bugged? Okay. What about the money?
space Jam Jasmine from
Aladdin yes, Pocahontas
Those are my one two punches and then Jessica rabbit was okay But hey too much going on don't say punch about to web
You're like, those are my punches my My one, two punches were these two.
You know what I mean.
You know what I get.
What I'm trying to say.
I know what you get.
You get angry.
I get physical.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I never saw Pocahontas.
Was that a good movie?
I don't remember it being good.
I remember her being like, OK.
The song, the song's very heavy.
OK. Yeah. OK, yeah.
Have you ever seen?
I think it's ever heard the wolf cry to the.
Have you ever painted with the colors of the wind to.
Who wrote that? Imagine if you could.
Bill Collins, probably always.
He was all up in it.
And then they had the other one that was like, savage is savage is barely even human.
And that's the one that really stuck with you.
It's problematic.
Dude, there was like four songs in the movie.
There weren't that many.
Okay.
It was, it was weak.
You're yelling at me.
So, uh, you just watched this cause because what you have a daughter.
So you're always just like throwing on the old school like
There's no BET on cut anymore so like late at night I just walk down memory road
I'm just like what's up with those Disney movies were they good?
Everybody's asleep daddy's gonna go watch his Disney movies. Some of them hold up. Beauty and the Beast holds the fuck up.
Yeah, that shit is fucking rocks.
Hold up.
The Little Mermaid music is strong.
Yeah, Sebastian carries that movie if we're being honest.
What's up with you and your weekend?
A lot of soccer for kids.
Yeah, baby.
What is that like, Ders? Do you like any of
the other dads? What's it like? I'm so drunk. I have no idea. Do you like the other fathers?
Yeah. Because you have to like befriend these other, these families, right? These other
friends of people. I feel like my parents put, like my mom liked everybody, but I feel
like my dad just went through like 18 years of putting up with people yeah yeah being like yeah it's fine and then as soon as
I graduated high school he was no longer friends with any of them and he got a
completely new group of friends yeah he was like yeah I'm fucking out later
fuck it they're fine they're okay they're cool everybody you know he's
there to make sure the kids are having a good time okay all right coded language
yeah no that is weird though that's like the whole thing about the process is like the process of course you want your kids to have friends
But when when you're an adult it's being friends with the other parents and it's like right people are fucking weird, dude
People are weird. Yeah, they're weird their own little things
And by the way, you don't want to like get too close because then next season your kids are on different teams and you're like
How you been dude? Oh shit
Cause then next season your kids are on different teams and you're like,
how you been, dude? Oh shit.
Competition straight up mighty dubs.
And then your kids are like, but why?
Where's where's a wolf chasing my mom's kids?
Yeah.
Where's Nakoa Wolf?
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You got a couple of assholes coming for the bitch of the crew.
You got a couple assholes coming for the bitch of the crew. If I become the fucking punching bag, I'm out of here.
That's an event.
How about the event is that I can't take it anymore.
And you blow your freaking brains out.
Well, first of all, you said punching bag.
You said punching bag.
I'm pissed now.
Is that how you talk, you fucking bitch?
Shut up, bitch.
Yeah.
Hide behind your soundboard.
No, I don't, I do not think that we would continue if one of us were to perish.
I think perishing, we might do one final wrap up, sort of give the guy who died his flowers, you know?
I would think that that would be one of the saddest like just you guys would be crying the whole time
Right no no no we would make it fun. We would make it fun
Why don't you cry like the the whitest kids you know those guys were fucking yes? Yes? That was so good
Talking about their home you passed away. They went on to have a more RIP your flowers
Delivered Trevor more all right. They went online to kind of tell everybody
what exactly happened because it was shrouded in mystery.
Yes, it was.
What happened?
I didn't know.
I'm not privy.
I think what finally, I mean, it was just a terrible,
it was an accident.
Let me, because.
Okay, you go ahead.
Okay, set her up.
Let me just say, can I finish?
Can I finish?
Yeah, the guy with the soundboard doesn't even.
Can I finish? Okay, so they all got on to announce it. Let me just say, the guy with the soundboard doesn't even...
Okay, so they all got on to announce it, and then they basically said he died sucking his own dick and like drowning in his own cum.
But you have another one!
They played it so straight, and it was so, so funny.
That is the best.
You know, that's how you would want it.
That's right.
If you guys didn't do that for me, I'd be. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, that is how maybe you would want.
But if my parents, they listen to the pod and that's how you guys put me out.
I don't know if they'd be like, yeah, man, they fucking gave like a really great
send off when they said he like died.
Yeah. But like parents would get it.
They'd be like, oh, like, yeah.
Like, are your parents cool, though, or are they bitches?
Because I'm raised by bitch wolves
Like if I could rock girl style with like out getting in trouble or like being judged by my fucking peers
No one's gonna like those no butt pocket jeans were kind of fire, dude
Let me tell you something go throw them on now and you'll get like PR about it. Yeah. Yeah, right
No people will say like you're brave, you know I'll tell you something, go throw them on now and you'll get like PR about it. Yeah. Yeah, right?
People will say like, you're brave.
I feel like that's when it was kind of like a low rise gene.
It was dope, dude.
That shit was fire.
But also they have purses.
Like where are you putting your wallet and your phone?
Really?
Do you remember how low the low rise was?
For men or women?
Jesus Christ.
Or, I mean, I don't remember it really being a man thing.
It was a man thing.
Was it?
Oh yeah.
But the women's were crazy.
The zipper was this.
I don't remember that.
You were more into the designer jean thing than I was.
No, that was like if you were in like
the black crows or something,
then you could do the low rise.
But other than that, nobody was rocking little fever dog. Come on, dude. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't remember it being a guy. It was, I, I remember just Christina Aguilera is like
literally her top pussy was hanging out of her. You saw top of her, many pussies. The
top one was hanging out the top part of of the puss. Well no it was just
it was like super in to just show your tummy off dude it was a time for tummies. Yeah big big tummy
phase. The lower part of the tummy I feel like recently it's been like an upper tummy. Right
you're right now it's up high. What is the deal with the shirts? They're like, look at the top of my, the bottom of my ribs above my belly button.
Well, that's, that's to show off under boob.
Do girls not know that's not a good look?
No, I think it's a cool look.
It's kinda hot.
I don't mind.
What's hot?
Okay.
What is good about it?
I think what it is, is it's skin.
I feel like any amount of skin is skin.
Oh yeah, fair enough.
Fair enough. No, you say no more. I get it. of skin is skin. Fair enough.
No, you say no more. I get it.
That's just skin.
You're saying because now girls are kind of wearing the yeah, the pants way up higher, like almost past the belly button. Right.
Right. Well, you know, what I think it is is kind of a little bit of a hack.
It's almost like when you wear Spanx, like how it kind of like sucks everything in.
I don't know. It just makes the it makes the form look nice.
And once again, we chicks dude. We know
Ladies your form looks nice
Let's bring the let's bring the pants back down. Let's get belly chains back. That was another thing
I'm very jealous of I wish I had a belly chain without being judged wait
It got real quiet yeah, man, that's fucking cool
That's fucking cool
Belly chains?
Yeah, no judgement here
It seems like you're judging
There's no judgement here
Why?
The more chains on your body, the better
Like, come on
The more you can bling out
You can't do it, like you live in Los Angeles
A city where you if you want to wear belly chains more power to you
I feel like you live in there wild stuff that you could really do whatever the fuck you want to do and people are
Like all right. Yeah, but can I do I think about this a lot? I'm like can I like things about it?
Continue he's always thinking about this. Yeah I'm like, can I like, truly, a lot, continue?
He's always thinking about this.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I'm constantly on Amazon waiting for the right belly
chain to pop up.
And they're just not out there.
Nobody's producing them.
Right.
No, like, can you really reinvent yourself, like,
that hard?
Like, I just, like, if I started rocking a belly chain,
they'd be like, is Blake really doing this
because like his soul told him to?
Haven't you met anybody from high school
that reinvented themselves when you like run into them again?
You're like, okay, I see that you picked a lane
and you went right down the pipe.
Well, I think you would have to ease into it.
I think you first- Get a belly ring.
You gotta start wearing some belly shirts.
I don't know.
I think if you just like, you move to a new town.
I think you move into belly shirts,
go on jogs, wear like short shorts and like a belly shirt,
like as if it's like an ironic 80s workout type thing.
Like a football practice jersey mesh.
There we go. Now we're talking. Like a football practice jersey mesh. There we go. Now we're talking. Like
a Walter Payton poster. And then you do something like you wear like an earring that hangs down
or something. Yeah, like a feather. I pierced my ear. You pierce your ear. Yeah. And it hangs down,
which is popular now. And then people are like, okay, he's doing a thing. And then you move on to...
No pockets on my jeans. You pockets, you rip them off.
You hire a task, a kid to come over to your house
and task grab it all the pockets off your jeans.
I go Insta live, I show him ripping the pockets off my jeans.
I show the transformation happens.
And then you gotta get a nipple pierced.
Cause I feel like if you have a belly chain,
there's like an 85% possibility
that you also have a nipple piercing.
Yo by the way Kid Cudi was just like in my newsfeed of it and he goes Kid Cudi shows
off his nipple piercing and I'm like this is in my newsfeed and it was just like an
open button shirt with his nipple piercing out.
It knows what you like.
Oh it knows. Well it knows I have a friend who's been thinking about this for a long
time.
Dude that's what I'm saying though also with with like a dude like me, you know, like I'm not,
I'm not making waves like that anymore. There's dudes like you never do.
Dudes. Now dudes like you do, Blake. You gotta believe in yourself. You make waves.
Maybe you're not even a dude like you. Maybe you're a dude like somebody else. Have you thought
about that? I'm just saying like, I don't know if belly chains is my lane like you said it
little Uzi Vert's gonna do it first. You're the one saying you're the one who brought this up. You're talking me off the ledge brother. I'm done
A buddy of mine's dad had a computer in the garage. It's it's Adam. I already know it's Adam
It's Adam. I already know it's Adam.
It's a bagel. A buddy of mine's dad, yeah?
His dad when we were kids.
Dad-um.
And I remember in Blake's favorite decade, the 90s.
Dad-um.
And I always was like, what a weird place to put a computer.
In the garage?
You know, I was like, in the garage.
It seems like a strange...
And now I understand why it was there.
Uh-huh.
That really just dawned on me within this conversation that he was going to the garage
Because that was his computer that the children were not allowed to touch
Yeah, some guys work on cars and some guys
Work on their lube something else lube the pipe jiffy lube
What's funny Adam is I was ready to come to this guy's defense
I'm like, yeah, he for sure just didn't work at home and then I was like, yeah, but he's beating off in there. For sure he is. For sure he is.
Cause he didn't work at home. He had a job.
He left.
He put in some hours though.
He's punching in.
Some work in the metaverse.
I was so hyped on the bros that would get busted on
zoom calls like beating off.
I know.
That one guy.
I saw him. I was so hyped on the bros that would get busted on zoom calls
like beating off. That one guy, I thought that one guy, Tubin or whatever, like I didn't realize the intricacies of like
they were on a zoom call and then they're like hey guys let's take a five
minute break and everyone broke off some people didn't he thought he did and then
just started beating off and And then they were like,
Hey, Tubin.
Can I finish?
By the way, we're like seven months late on this. This poor guy is just like,
We just stopped. But anyway.
So who was he? Sorry, who was he?
He works for like the New York Times, I think.
Oh, okay. So he was a reporter.
Winning.
Like a journalist, right?
Oh, okay.
And didn't realize he was still on Zoom.
And they were like, Jeffrey, ah!
And he was like, oh, fuck.
So then his headset wasn't on, so he just double fisted him?
Oh, going fury.
Like, by the way, apparently.
Trying to bang one out.
He's only got five minutes.
Exactly.
Your boobs are huge.
And he immediately called people and apologized
and was like, oh my God, so sorry.
Doesn't matter.
No, you've got to double down.
Already fired.
You've got to double down.
You're out the door.
The headlines made it seem like this dude was just like,
on the down low like, what?
I'm not doing anything.
Yeah, totally.
Just a lot of shoulder movement.
Yeah.
Did I do that?
Have you guys been constantly recognized with your masks on?
Have we constantly?
Have you been constantly recognized with your mask on like in public?
I've never worn a mask.
I don't know. I wouldn't say.
I don't wear a mask.
I'm done wearing it.
I'm done wearing it.
I already caught COVID.
I never have.
Yeah, I'm anti-mask.
Blake's the anti-mask.
No, all right.
I feel like the first time that I ever like was out in public,
like I took a flight to where the hell did I go?
I think it was to Atlanta. Jet Center.
And I was already feeling very like anxiety ridden that I was amongst people
and I just didn't want anybody around me because we were so freaked out
by this whole fucking scenario.
Yeah.
And then like right out of the bat, right out of the gate, somebody walked up to me
like, Hey, are you, are you blade from work of hogs?
And I had the mask on and I'm like,
did you have the hair up in a bun or a hood or what?
I had it back in a ponytail, but maybe these like really sleepy baby blues just,
uh, just lured them in, but they recognize. Do you think you have sleepy baby blues just uh just lured them in but they recognize
do you think you have sleepy baby blues i feel like it looks like i have like
very weighed down stoner eyes yeah i yes i feel like i don't know if the
color of your eyes are sleepy it's the fact that uh
the dark circles around around your eye yeah you're i think you're just tired
just say tie my tired eyes, you got a real thick
Don't worry about the eyes I got the pits that's what Chloe always says she says that I look like a person that's
Five years younger than my actual age, but who's really tired all the time. That's what she says
She's like you just look five years younger, but really tired
tired all the time. That's what she says. She's like, you just look five years younger, but really tired.
That's sweet of her.
Hold up.
Yeah, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll see you later. Wait, what?
Uh, I keep getting recognized. Like, I don't understand it.
Okay, Ders, we get it. You're famous. You're in fucking movies with Bobby D, dude.
You're the most.
I did it. Okay.
I guess I didn't think about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's weird because you're like, you barely recognize your own friends if you like rolled up some mirror, you'd be like, Adam? Well, I feel
people are used to seeing people with masks on now. So it's, I feel like you can recognize
this part of the pandemic. It's a little easier to clock people because you're used to seeing
everybody in masks when at the beginning, you know... By that rationale, like, if we wore full body suits long enough,
I guess we would figure out how to recognize people's movement and shit.
Yeah, their walks, their body types.
Like how Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is...
Preach.
Okay, this is what we were waiting for.
Go off, King.
The way that his secondhand guide described the way that turtles were fighting,
it was familiar. It was something from the past. Okay. I like to think that you just started this conversation just to
get this point and I'm here for it. Let's talk about freaking shredder and his past. By the way,
that movie, it's heavy. It's not forget. You're 19 what it was one from 1990 or whatever 1990 99 91
Yeah, like it opens up the way it's shot who did the first movie was it it feels like it's Tim Burton
I know it's not but it's like I think it's Steven something. I don't fucking know our producers might know it's Steven
Yeah, Spalberg. Yeah that guy Dave and Spalberg coming off hot off of ET went right into Ninja Turtles
Did you see it in the theaters boys? Yeah. Yes, I did. Yeah, because I I remember
When Raphael says damn it shook me to the core. I'm like, oh shit sure motherfucker
They they cuss they cuss absolutely shook when he goes. The turtles cuss. You didn't like that?
I love that.
I know you're a bad boy.
Well, yes, but it was like a grown up,
like, whoa, like when you see your parents
like fighting physically.
Fuck.
When your parents make you watch them fuck.
Oh my God.
When you see your mom stomp on her dad.
When they would juice each other.
Right, you know that?
I guess prep your parents.
Like let them know now, like, hey, if I were to die,
Adam and Ders are going to talk about how I need to have
my stomach pumped from guzzling too much jizz.
And I didn't.
And that's why I died.
Right.
I suffocated with the amount of I drowned in jizz.
I've thought about having funny montages or songs played
at my funeral for sure. Like where it's just like when people show up and they're like, oh man, this is crazy that like something happens with the like
We got to get out of here. Why are we even here? Why did he do that? Why do you play that montage?
Yeah, let's go fuck this dude
Sorry, I miss go I miss's leave. Let's leave.
That'd be the ultimate.
Anders died.
The video that you show
is just a montage of people screaming
let's go and you have to
and everyone has to sit there and watch
it's like 12 minutes.
Just people screaming
let's go. I think I would kill myself.
If I was at one of your viewers,
I'd be like, I have to join him on the other side
because this is too much.
Frickin' see ya.
My kids are watching it like, what?
So your dad was so funny, man.
And he would work so hard on script.
I loved him, let's go.
So your dad's gone forever,
but he left this very confusing montage for you to watch.
He's not gonna be there to raise you,
but this is pretty funny.
This is the thing he left for you and your brothers.
Hold up. And then you guys are like,
oh, you don't get it, you're four years old,
you don't get it. Oh, you don't get it, though. Oh, God, your dad was so funny, you're don't get it. You're four years old. You don't get it. Yeah, oh god. Your dad was so funny
You're not even funny. Yeah, you're only four. You're so dumb at four. That's life
Here's my Kyle here's my guy he'd be like this he go man man vibro wasn't it spice
And we go and then we go in on him for ten minutes while the producers had time to look up the name
You know, I wish Kyle was here. We look up the names. I wish Kyle was here.
We would rail against Kyle.
I wish Kyle was here
because I would like to give him flowers.
We really took him to task on the last, I know.
I'm sorry, Ders.
I'm sorry to do this.
Wait, no, no, no.
I'm looking in the thing now.
They're saying Adams was her OG last name.
Not right.
Oh, Victoria Adams?
Okay.
Victoria.
Weird.
Adams, all right. Who's Justice? Anyway, go ahead. Adam, you Adams? Okay. Victoria... Adams. Alright.
Who's Justice? Anyway, go ahead. Adam, you have the floor.
Well, Victoria Justice is a actress. She's an actress.
Okay, well she wasn't at soccer.
Yeah, I was gonna give Kyle flowers because we gave him shit about the...
He was like...
Sizzler.
Sizzler. And it was, I'm going to Disney World is the saying that everyone always said after they won the Super Bowl
or whatever.
Like, what are you gonna do now?
I'm going to Disney World.
But he was referring to, well, he didn't know
what it was from and couldn't explain it well.
So that's why we were shitting on him.
But it is from a movie, it's from White Men Can't Jump,
when he's like, I'm going to Sizzla,
we're going to Sizzla. Wait, you're giving him way too much credit right now.
Yeah.
Because it's not like he was like, you know, I'm going to sing, like, same very sing song.
Yeah, he didn't sing it. He just said, he said, like, that's a thing, right?
That's a thing that people say. And we were like, no, it's not a thing.
No.
I know that sucks that we live in a world that when you think you're on a five minute break,
a stroke break. Yeah, you can't crank down.
Have we talked about how we had people call their parents and ask parents who were bosses
back to the Workaholics writers room.
Flashback.
We were doing an episode.
We were talking about instead of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break to go beat off
if you're like, you just need to, right?
You got to just sometimes you got to do it.
And now I feel like you have a leg to stand on
saying like, emotional health.
Right. Yeah, for sure.
Like, ejaculator right now would emotionally
make me feel better, release stress.
Right, and so we had people whose fathers
had people who worked for them.
I'd really like to stay there.
There were no mothers, but so we had Kyle called his called his dad and was like what are you fucking talking about?
Like you did on your own time Kyle betrayed me and then he betrayed us. Kyle's daddy me yelled at him
But our writers assistant who I'll go nameless for now because I don't know if he wants this out there
But he's a good man. This was in the writers room where we were calling everybody's dad. He's a good man. Yeah. Yes and He's a good man. This was in the writer's room where we were calling everybody's dad. He's a good man. Yeah.
Yes.
And, um, he's, he's Tony Goodman and, uh,
yeah, we love Tony Goodman.
But great guy.
He called his dad.
Who's a, who's a lawyer and has a firm.
And the dad got like, hella like absolutely not like legal jargon.
And we were like, Oh, your dad sounds hella smart and like a boss and it was using really big words we were
all really impressed but then he called back and was like look I don't know
maybe he had time to think about it yeah down a little bit and I don't know if
you guys I guess I wouldn't give a fuck like yeah I mean it's yes there needs to
be I feel like if we ever get offices again together
Never never probably never will happen again. Yeah, because we're all always in different places, but yeah
I feel like we should just have a room and and you know for
Either sex to go in and if they want to crank down no because I don't want to go in the room you went in
Why it's a? It's a jerk.
It's a jerk.
You've been in many rooms I've jerked off in.
Have you ever been in my house?
I don't doubt that.
What I'm saying is when you bust, there's got to be particles.
As we learn about coronavirus, there's got to be like jizz particles that hang in the
air for upwards of days.
Okay.
Really? There's got to be. It's science. If I know my guy, there is. Like, jizz particles that hang in the air for upwards of days. Okay.
Really?
There's got to be.
It's science.
If I know my guy, there is.
Yeah.
I jizz glitter.
And you can't get it off.
You're like a brony?
It's everywhere.
Yeah.
You kind of dust the place?
Because they do say, like, wasn't the whole thing, like, when you smell farts, you're
actually getting, like, poo particles into your nose or something? Yes, but that's not exactly what it is, but I'm sure that there's some remnants. Yeah, you're
getting gas, but like yeah there's for sure that one particle that was like there to attack your
nose. True poo? Like true poo? True poo, yes. Wait, yeah so that makes sense. What? Yeah, that's what
I always heard like that's what the smell of farts was was just like small
Particles of poo hitting your nose. No, it's methane or whatever like it's actual gas
Okay, well, that's way grosser to me then and you guys being covered in my jizz. Yeah, fair enough
Yeah, just particles just part of cover covered. Yeah. Yeah, just particles. Yeah, boo cock me. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah.
Just particles.
Yeah.
Bukakmi.
Yeah.
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I loved cursing as a little kid.
I feel like some kids were, some kids like don't like it.
Who didn't?
On the playground?
Oh my God, on the playground.
I had a cursing club that you, that me and my friends,
it was my buddy's porch.
That's tight.
And I'd go over there and you had to say like,
dumb shit motherfucker or something in order to get in.
Not to get in.
And then we'd get in there and we would curse and stuff.
No, you're right.
I remember kids being like, you swear a lot or like,
man, I shouldn't swear.
And I had a friend who was talking about how he's like,
I gotta stop swearing. I do it too much.
We were like nine.
Fuck you asshole.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
It got real.
I gotta stop fucking swearing.
Oops. Yeah.
Damn. Oops.
I do it too much. Oops.
I will also say that Anders Holm,
you Anders Holm, you have the worst mouth
of any of the friends I have in my life.
You have a terribly foul mouth.
You cuss so much, dude.
Oh, I thought you were going to say like breath, dude.
Because yeah, Durs is rank.
He doesn't brush his teeth.
No, no, no.
You're I want to live inside that.
You cuss so much.
And?
Right.
And, motherfucker?
And, motherfucker?
You have a very foul mouth.
So you must have been on the playgrounds just spitting.
I don't remember Durs having like the worst mouth. Like...
Am I dead?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't remember him.
I don't remember him.
No, I mean...
RIP you, bud.
I feel like you don't have the...
Yeah, sure.
You might not even notice it. I still am like... I don't know. Do you guys cuss in front of your parents?
Yeah.
Not like unless it's like really necessary. Like, I said-
Yeah, I don't-
I closed the fucking door!
I said, Mom, get me the fuck it. Right, yeah.
Just get me a fucking spoon!
It's my fucking chair now, Dad.
Yes.
You know, that kind of stuff.
I'm the fucking patriarch of the family now, bitch.
Hey, Dad, you stupid bitch.
Things like that. Hey, dad, you stupid bitch. Things like that.
Hey, asshole.
Yeah, I only swear when I'm referring to my parents.
Do I have to whip my dick out of this on you
to get the fuck out of my house?
I guess I do it when it's like, if I'm like,
if I like describe, describing the contractors at my house,
I'd be like, they're driving me fucking crazy.
And like, cause I just have to.
That's the only way I can describe that.
But I don't like casually swear in front of them like,
man, it's cold as shit out there, guys.
Like they go, what?
What are you doing?
I'm just saying it's fucking cold outside.
I feel like my parents, not my mom so much.
You have a different relationship.
Yeah. Your parents,
your dad swears, my dad never sw. You have a different relationship. Yeah. Your parents, your dad swears.
My dad never swore in front of me really.
Yeah.
My dad is more like an older brother if anything.
Right.
He's always trying to get me to smoke shit.
That shit's important.
Are you sure he's not?
Like the Workaholics episode?
Yeah.
That was the Workaholics episode where Jack Black is like claiming to be your brother
the whole time and at the end he's your dad, right?
It's either that or the other way around, but yeah.
No he was, no he was claiming to be my dad the whole time and then later out I found
out he's my brother.
Right.
Colin Farrell started it.
Yeah, just started wearing it way back.
Way back.
Like hanging your shit off
Well, we're talking wearing beanies just like wave the fuck back here like all the way back. This was during deep V
I this one. Yeah, these got D
I got a funny now deep fees got I got a funny deep V story
We're not DV but a hat story out with my homie. I don't even fuck with these at all
Yeah, fuck a V V V's are for squares.
Fuck a V. It's hard to find a V now. I remember being out in a club. I was out in a club with
a homie. And he goes, look at this fucking guy. It's 80 degrees out and he's wearing a fucking
winter hat. And I look at my guy and I'm like, you're wearing a winter hat. And he goes, oh,
fuck. You know what I fucking mean though.
I was like, yeah.
I haven't seen that guy in a few years.
But he's a fun guy.
Wake up!
But it was like, dude, maybe don't worry about that guy.
You're him.
You're doing it.
Maybe you guys should kick it.
Down did that guy wear eyeliner?
Could I fit in with his club?
I don't know.
He was fun.
Fun dude.
I knew some homies back in the day that I would be like
with other friends, I'd be like, is he does he
wear eyeliner like guy liner, dude, dude?
It was guy liner.
It was swoop necks.
It was. Yeah.
Deep deep lots of.
Yeah, because these hat was an actual V shape.
But remember when the swoop started, where it was just like,
remember when you were in like elementary school and you play like football
and motherfuckers would hang on your collar?
And remember how fucking swooping that neck would get urban outfitters?
It was crazy.
Titties were out.
Nipples were out.
Male nipples.
I haven't been into an urban Outfitters in a while.
Have you, Blake?
Yeah, Blake is still disguised as a high school student.
Of course he has.
I'm just going to go see what they have in here.
I feel like Blake keeps-
Purple jeans?
Yeah, all right.
Blake keeps a finger on the pulse.
He's the go-to cool guy of the group.
I'm sure he goes into Urban Outfitters.
Blake, when was the last time?
You were in an urban outfitters last week
For yourself or checking on your own merch
Because what actually urban now it's like urban home and they have like cool pillows and like they have like funny
Ornament for your Christmas tree. Happy holidays everybody. Okay
No, but the closed game is kind of weak now like funny ornaments for your Christmas tree. Happy holidays, everybody. OK.
No, but the clothes game is kind of weak now.
I feel like they've been poached so hard that like.
I love that I know you so well that I knew you'd recently been.
I could smell it on. Yeah, you can smell it on him.
Hey, man, you got to tap in with Urban Outfitters.
You can go dance with the girl you brought.
You know what I mean? No, no.
What do you bring a girl to
the dance and then you marry a much older girl. Get to the dance you find
another girl you marry her. You've never heard that saying? You've never heard that saying. I don't
understand what does this have to do with taking a girl to the dance going
to Urban Outfitters. I want to be where I want to be where I was without urban outfit or man.
It really like what?
Tell us more.
A lot of my wardrobe on work.
College was just straight up urban outfitter because that shit
will clear that shit.
Well, like what, for example, all their blanks, all their blank
shit. Like they just will have like blank flannels or like blank
shirt pocket tees or like it's
Okay, so if you guys want to know about you know, who else makes Blake flannels blank
Everyone everyone and I also I'm not gonna like just check into the store of that
Uh that I wore their clothing once on a TV show and go like I have to they wrote they raised me
You got a dance
It's a thing he's saying okay move on Like I have to they wrote they raised me. You got to dance with the girl you came with.
It's a thing he's saying.
Move on.
Let him have it.
Yeah, but I don't know. People know like costume department, like you can't just wear anything on television.
That's why sometimes when you watch like reality TV, their their clothes are blurred
because maybe you couldn't clear Nike or Adidas.
But Urban Outfitters makes a lot of stuff that is blank.
Like I feel like I wore Adidas almost every episode because Adidas signed off on you,
dude, because you're a freaking ad and you couldn't get anybody signed off on you.
It wasn't you. You're such a look. You're such an icon.
You think Blake Henderson was wearing Adidas?
Stoner extraordinaire. Come on, dude.
That's what I'm saying happy holiday
You know those weed PSA's that you're like
The kids get stoned and they like find a gun and are fucking around and then it's like
You just hear a gunfire, and then it's like Jimmy died that day. You know and essentially it was
Us really it was us having a gun we smoke weed And then we shoot each other and blood just squirts out smoke weed
The person just laughs really hard, and then we just go back and forth shooting each other until finally
One my buddy shoots or I shoot my buddy in Austin Anderson in the head and he dies
right I then finally I
realized that I just murdered my friend dude hilarious I just really good he has
a it was one of the first reads from Adam that I was just like wow this is
just comedically a genius over here where you're like, dude, dude, and he's like, dude.
Dude.
Each dude gets more concerned and real,
and I'm like, oh, this is my dude.
Duran, right here, this is my dude.
So what, did you watch this in improv class at OCC or what?
Yeah, this was kind of while we were still courting each other
to see if we had the chops, and I remember seeing that video
from his channel.
Because he was like, this guy's a bitch, and you were like, he's kind of an asshole. He's kind of an asshole. Because he was like, this guy's a bitch.
And you were like, he's kind of an asshole.
He's kind of an asshole.
I don't know if I'm willing to let my guard down
and have him be a part of my life.
A rocky.
Because I know it's gonna be a rocky road.
Like, is he gonna shoot me?
Is that the joke?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, but I saw that.
So wait, this is like bring your sketch to school day?
No, I remember it was after our first day of improv class
at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California,
and Go Pirates, and we did like, you know,
it's improv class, you get up,
and basically you suss out who's funny
and who isn't funny right away.
And you do that by getting up and saying,
make me laugh to someone one at a time?
Yeah.
I say yes, no.
Judging them.
Instead of yes and.
I say yes, no.
You be funny now.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
I'm a dentist, and you just came into my office?
No.
No, you're not.
Blake was super funny.
And then afterwards, I went up to him,
and I was like, I think we should write together
and I remember we were standing in that back hallway of the black box theater and you were like
uh hell yeah you just started to jerk off and then you started fingering your own butthole
if I remember correctly if I remember correctly
that's my move
pizza pizza
goonay
you were like finally someone's talking to me and then you started fingering your own butthole
hey Adam
I don't do yes and and I do yes, but yes
But fill it up
Blink like that we went back to new a chicks apartment and I just got it
I was like me and my friend make a bunch of videos and this is before this how old we are
This is before YouTube. So we were just making videos and then you you know, get showing them to friends and shit. And so we went over to his new apartment and watched
all their videos and then they watched all of our videos. And Kyle betrayed me. And Kyle
15 years later betrayed us. You tried with that leather jacket that one time yeah, and that didn't work out very well. No what happened?
Why I I would wear a leather jacket and I found when I wore a leather jacket out
Men would try to fight me. Yeah, dude. Really? It's a call to arm. Yeah, wait, sorry
Was this a leather jacket pre money or post money pre money?
It was you got it as like you were like fuck
I guess I'm gonna get this leather jacket and got it and then no it was a thrift store leather jacket
Oh, I like very nice. I liked it. You probably had other dudes pheromones on it is what happened, dude
You think about that? Yeah. Yeah the test the testosterone they can yeah, they can smell it coming off that off that high
They were like, oh this guy fights, but it was the other guy
Yeah
I would find I would go out and like people are just a little more aggro with me
And I'm like, I gotta I gotta go back to my cotton shit or my denim dogs, you know
Because I'm not trying to I'm not trying to fist a cuffs every time I go out was this like a long like
Donnie Brasco leather trench coat. Yeah, what kind of leather jacket like a tie that goes around it
The one I'm thinking about was it wasn't even like there wasn't studs.
It wasn't like I'm trying to be rock and roll or anything.
It was a brown leather jacket. Like Wilson leather? Like a working man.
It was, yeah, it was, yeah. And, and I just remember,
it was like multiple times that I'm out that I just felt like people were being a
little aggro and I'm like, it's the jacket. Yeah. I'm a man. Can we post a picture of this? Do we know that? Do we have pictures of this?
Yeah, I got, I think I could, I could dig in the crates and find a pic. Post on the day.
Did it have like a fur collar or anything or was it like, like one of those bully bombers?
No, and I would, and I would, I would rock a hooded sweatshirt underneath it a lot. That's
what I was like, I rocked the hooded sweatshirt underneath it It's what I remember this. That was a look to yes
I remember this jacket and maybe yeah, you were a fucking asshole back then though
That's true. You're a scrappy little comic. Yeah truth be told yeah, you were a scrappy little comic
You thought you were the shit you weren't there yet, and it was like wasn't there right?
I wasn't there and Eric Griffin, you know I was just gonna say
He had to put you in his place Thank And you know who I was just going to say? He had to put you in his place.
Thank God Eric Griffin beat your ass behind the improv one, one day.
Vagina shark?
Yeah, dude. I don't know. There are certain items that
ass-dudes just beg to be fought. Belly chains are a sign of peace, but leather jackets, it's war.
Well said.
God, I remember wearing a pink polo out in Chicago
and just 10, at least 10 guys in one night were like,
nice polo, F.A., you know the rest.
Oh no.
You know the rest.
Is that real?
And I was like, it's good to be home.
And this is, I had been in LA and I came home
and look, pink polo, say what you will.
I'm wearing it, okay?
I had one on. What's wrong with wearing a fucking pink polo? I'm sure I'm wearing it. Okay, I had one on
What's wrong with wearing a fucking pink polo? I'm sure so I mean by the preconceived notions about whatever pink is punk and
It was like I was because I was working to LaCoste
Getting shirts for essentially free and I was like, I'm gonna rock this fucking pink one. This is sick and just all night fucking
Brutal but that's Chicago. Well, didn't you cry about it? I would say yeah maybe your fashion has changed a little bit because you I don't see you taking those swings I don't see
you in like a really bright color that often. Yeah you're way earth-toned what happened? So you think
they were like hey come on man stop they're helping me. I think they got to you and you
fucking you've bitched out I want to see you wearing more pink, dude Take it back. I'm not saying I didn't find somebody okay, but I'm saying but hey, but guess what I'm saying it now I did
Let's be clear I did not shut up bitch
Remember what I didn't know you guys it was just way back in the day and you guys were talking about
bukkake and Constantly just let me dig this out there.
Almost always, go ahead.
No, actually I was trying to talk about it.
This is how it went, I was trying to talk about it,
about something, and I said, bu-cake?
Yeah, you didn't know how to pronounce it.
Bukake. You had only read the word in your head, and I said, bute cake? Yeah, you didn't know how to pronounce it. Bute cake!
You had only read the word in your head.
You had never heard it pronounced aloud.
I had never heard it aloud.
So how I read it was bute cake.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
Well, that's just, that's the Midwestern in you.
You look at it, you read it,
phonetical, English-ly.
You don't know that there's a up and a down in there.
A little birthday bute cake.
It's delish.
Bute cake.
It's delish, baby.
A little birthday.
Bukkake.
What's up with that?
Like, oh dude, what is up with that?
I'm just gonna loop back around to Blake going
in the metaverse.
Okay, I was gonna try and get 20 minutes out of Bukkake,
but yeah, metaverse, all right.
20 to 40 on Bukkake.
Dude, let's... I like both.
I feel like Santa in 15 years is going to be over.
It's gone?
No.
I think a lot of parents are going to be like, I don't like having this kind of a relationship
with my children where I'm lying to them about this thing.
Yeah, the lap sitting, Santa got me toad.
Well, no, but I just think that the the lie, it's going to get weird and people are going to pass.
It's the lie.
It's not it's it's not going to get weird.
Stop lying.
And I can't I can't keep talking about this in the room.
OK, OK.
I just I can't wait to stop lying to start lying to my kids.
I know. But as soon as you you know, and by the way, not to put you in check,
you don't know, bitch.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
It is a weird thing to,
I don't know.
Like really get into the weeds about it,
where it's like, so if you don't have a chimney,
what happens?
And you're like, ah, he's a locksmith.
He can get in anywhere.
And then,
Well, it's, my parents just used the blanket statement
of magic.
I know, but this is, this is,
that's 45 years ago for you.
That was not. Like, I'm just saying like transparency. Magic still, like there weren't cell phones, dude. Magic I know but this is this is that's four years ago for you
Like I'm just saying like
Magic still like there weren't cell phones, dude They couldn't they couldn't go on YouTube
They can literally go on YouTube and be like does the elf on the shelf move and then look for video evidence
And then there's some dumbass Jake Paul motherfucker like it's not really
Getting wooden toys, right?
Yes, I did actually I had an aunt that would always give me wooden toys, right guys? I did actually.
I had an aunt that would always give me wooden toys
and I'm like you're fucking killing me.
We're watching Rock the Cradle of Love.
There's a sophistication level that like
the lying is just you've got to get in the weeds
with it. So I go, hey, go sit down
and watch Kurt Russell in Chronicles of
Christmas again and stop fucking
touching him.
Smart. And that's a great and you
found you found that to be a good way to parent?
I don't know. I haven't seen
I haven't seen him in days. But there was
a dad today who's very funny. It was like
they converted to Judaism
because it was just too difficult to keep
Judaism to like
I've had a little too much of the juiciness
of a novel. Yessir.
What you drinking there Jersey? Happy holidays. I got a little too much of the juicy is my novel. Yes, sir. What you drinking there, Jersey? Happy holidays
I got a little Jack a little well not Jack, but whiskey ginger ale. I love that
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He was an Irish British filmmaker.
So that tells you one thing and he directed the music video for Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
Okay, which wasn't that just a live show? No Billy Jean's one where he's walking on the lights, correct?
So he's just like Duke. He's Duke
So this guy did Billy Jean
He had changed his jizz just a little bit so we don't have to pay for it Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke I love this Capri song. She's pretty cool. I love this.
You know that was the first draft and somebody,
some ghostwriter from Michael was like,
can we just change these lyrics from I love that Capri song to
the kid is not my own?
And he's like, okay,
I'm over here drinking Capri songs.
We know Michael.
We know.
You're a very logistical guy.
Yeah, I wasn't socially R-worded.
I knew how to talk to people.
What did you just say?
Socially R-worded, I don't know how else to,
what other word, awkward?
Yeah, that works. Yeah, awkward would fly.
Hey, that being said, you could, R-worded is fine.
Is it? You could say that.
Is it? Yeah, I think so.
Hold up.
Hold up is right, Kyle. Well, I think so. Hold up. Hold up is right.
Kyle. Well, I don't know, Ders.
I've never said the R word
in front of an actual
person that was R.
Yeah. So goodbye.
You know, hey, you know, like you
have, you know, who has twice in one
day.
Unbelievable.
I remember.
Unbelievable. And he I remember. Unbelievable.
God.
And he, by the way, punch me.
That's not how we deal with it.
Not how we deal with it at all.
Sometimes you just gotta swing on a fool.
You know?
I mean, you think this life is real?
You think this isn't just a simulation?
I mean.
Oh shit, well said.
Damn dude, that's freaking sick.
Is it real?
No, I do think the current thing we're doing right now
is real and-
In Israel, what about it?
Yeah, we're in Israel.
The Gaza Strip?
I'd like to pivot.
I would love to pivot.
And talk Israel real quick, go for it.
This is the way.
Cause you did have some,
you had some interesting things to say the other night.
Go ahead.
Yeah, but that, see that I was at a premiere party.
I was just letting my political views fly, but this is- As at a at a premiere party. I was just letting my political views fly.
But this is, you know, as you do at every premiere party.
Yeah, I thought the McGroober premiere was a great place to just get my hot takes on Israel.
Should we tell everybody? It's fucking great.
We tell them. I don't know. I wasn't there.
What were these hot takes?
I'm joking, but it was a super, super funny, super funny premiere.
Oh, my gosh, dude McGruder a lot of man, but Rupert is fucking back dude, and I am I couldn't be more excited
So I'm working with Pierce Brosnan right now and on the movie the outline hey by the way
Yes, sir Adam. He's one of the sexiest men alive. Oh, yeah
No, you know he's won that a couple times. What do we think, a 96?
Yeah, mid-90s for sure.
Maybe he got it twice.
Maybe it's 96-98 combo dog.
But his Irish terminology is the best, dude.
I've never hung out with.
I don't think I've hung out with a lot of truly Irish.
Like a Colin Farrell type dude?
Yeah.
Sexy.
Because we're doing a little improv, and he like trying to like throw jabs at me.
And he's like, come here, you little sheep shagga.
And I'm like, that's what rolled off his tongue.
And I'm like, Jesus Christ, that's in the movie, dude.
And you were like, you heard about that?
I'm like, so how did you hear?
So that's out there now?
I'm like, the fact that that must be like a thing.
Do you know if you type in, does Adam Devine? How did you hear? So that's out there now? I'm like, the fact that that, that it must be like a thing.
Do you know if you type in, does Adam Devine in Google,
it fills in have Down syndrome. Really?
Okay, should we do this?
Yeah, should look at it.
Swear to God.
That's the top one?
Yeah.
Evidently that many people.
That's Adam. That many people in the world go like, no, no, dude, you're, you're, it's now down to four.
Think. But it's number four and five.
Did you already do it? Yes, we have, does Adam Devine sing?
Does Adam Devine sing in Pitch Perfect? Okay. Does Adam Devine have a brother?
No. Interesting. Then it gets into, does Adam Devine sing in Pitch Perfect. Okay. Does Adam Devine have a brother?
No.
Interesting.
Then it gets into does Adam Devine have Down Syndrome?
Does Adam Devine have Down?
Yeah.
The fact that there's two of them is wow.
Yeah.
Weird wild stuff.
Yeah that is.
That means people be searching.
Should we do, let's do.
Yeah let's do Blake Anderson here.
Mine's gonna get dark real quick.
Oh my God, number two is amazing.
Does Blake Anderson skate?
Oh my God.
Go ahead.
Fucking hell, yeah, bro.
Yeah, as soon as people start skateboarding,
he just skates to wherever they got the snacks
and says, I'll be back with a bunch.
Can I do that?
Does Blake Anderson have a kid?
That's number one.
Yeah, yeah.
Hello.
Have a brother.
Okay.
Have a girlfriend.
Oh.
And then it just kind of jumps to other stuff.
Have a kid.
Does Blake Anderson skate?
That's the second one up.
Have a brother.
Yeah. So yours is just
real questions. Yeah. And also
like, kind of being like, well he
seems like he should skate.
Yeah, no, that's understandable.
Like, everybody assumes that I skate,
surf, or am in a band and I do none
of those things well, or have
even tried a couple of them. Or at all.
Or even attempted.
Or even attempted to do it.
You've tried to skate though, I imagine.
Oh yeah.
You were like, I'm gonna give this a real go and then.
Oh for sure.
You just gotta know when to hold them
and know when to fold them.
Yeah.
God, skateboarding just never,
it never clicked with me.
Back in the day, like as a kid when I got one,
I was like, I'm gonna be a skater.
Not like that was gonna be a skater
because it was kind of before skating was big,
but like didn't get it, body couldn't figure it out.
Yeah, I mean, half of the battle with skateboarding
is you have to be totally fearless.
I'm not that kind of a person.
I'm pretty fearful unless I'm like pretty.
But even like getting around.
Oh sure, you just hit a rock.
Like I guess I'm goofy-footed.
Okay, yeah.
I just never liked the way I was like,
is this the way I'm supposed to be facing?
This doesn't feel right.
And then I'd switch to the other way, I'm like, no.
Also bad. Weird.
Also really terrible.
I can't do anything where I'm not facing forward.
Exactly, thank you.
Okay, you can't stand sideways and move.
I cannot stand sideways.
Even sitting sideways, like in a car, I'm like, nah, not for me.
Yeah.
When?
Wait, like in a limousine?
Like on a bus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
All those limousines.
Or a limousine, all those stretch limos that I take everywhere.
I have seen him freak out.
He threw up one time in a limousine
because he couldn't go.
That is true.
Yeah, but also, like, I think it's like, like, as far as skateboarding goes,
because now, you know, I hang out with a lot of really great skateboarders.
And it's like professionals.
Yeah. And it's like the best ever.
Well, they make it look so goddamn easy.
Yeah. And it's like, do I, you know, I want to hang out.
I want to I want to get some clips with my bros.
That would looks like a lot of fun.
But it's just far too late in the game for me to start skateboarding.
Like remember when Kyle like kind of tried to dust off the board?
I don't remember who you're talking about.
RIP. Yeah, he started to like try to skate again.
Like he built a ramp in his backyard and like immediately he didn't tell anybody this,
but like fell and like broke his rib and was just like done for
Obviously cuz that's what happens. Yeah. Yeah, obviously it's a young man's game
Wear your pink polo wear your leather jacket wear your belly chain wear some jeans with the pockets ripped off the butt
Bandana just do you man just do what makes you comfortable. Well said.
I love it.
I love it, man.
And I think Kyle would sign off on that as well.
Kyle's a big proponent of wearing shit you never should, but just did.
Absolutely.
There's no way to know.
Kyle?
Chime in.
Frickin' see ya.
I actually, just a cool thing about Kyle, like he bought these like weird ass fuckin'
corduroy like women's pants.
Floral pants? A long time they're popping
i straight up saw him in an instagram photo last week during thanksgiving when he was back home he
was still rocking them can i tell you something for so long those are everywhere now those like
floral pants are fucking everywhere that's where you you gotta wear the shit that nobody is on because they will eventually.
Homeless Chic is coming back into fashion
and I think Kyle is gonna be a real fashion god once again.
We wouldn't know.
We wouldn't know.
I'd love to talk to him about it,
but he's off the project.
Kyle betrayed me.
If the audience could kinda just turn their radio down
for a second, I would like to speak to Jorma for a second and say, dude, I'm so sorry that I was just,
I don't know.
It was kind of in my head in the night.
I really wanted to say hello, but it was your big night, but I'm such a huge fan.
And I thought MacGruber was absolutely excellent.
And if you want to hang out, let me know.
Okay.
Everybody could turn their stereo back up.
Okay. Thank you for letting me do that.
Yeah, thank you for letting me do that.
Cool. What's weird is that you know he's listening, so he turned it down.
Oh shit, I needed to tell him.
Well, now he said everyone but him.
Did I?
I thought you said something like that.
I thought he said everyone turn it on and then he said this is just for Yoruma.
Okay, I guess, yeah. We'll find out, I guess. We'll for sure find out.
And there's no way to tell. We'll see.
If you have an alarm in your house, so when somebody comes in and starts robbing you,
instead of just a beeping going off and a thing sent to the cops, what about just you have
fog machines set up in each room? Ninjas vanish?
And well, I mean, if you had ninjas, ninjas roll up, but like you just fill the room with
fog and then they're like, I can't see anything.
That's what Mace is, Anders.
Yeah, but.
That's what Mace does.
No, but you're gone. You're out of, you're out of town.
Yeah, you're not home.
Oh.
So then they could wait the hour that it would take for all of the fog to subside
But it's just called the police is my point
So like the police are on their way and are they really gonna take the time to be like fuck?
I can't see anything. Let's wait an hour. No, the police are gonna be there. They're gonna fucking bail
I did I just change the world?
Okay, so it's so it calls the police did I just protect I mean, it could actually it might be a genius idea.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, fuck, dude.
Because remember when we did that scene in Workaholics?
We couldn't see anything.
Dude, how annoying is when like your neighbor's alarm goes off.
Yeah.
And you're like, motherfucker.
And you don't care.
Turn them off.
You're like, for sure. It't care turn them off right you're like for sure it's it's
98 percent 99 percent of the time. It's not someone breaking into your home right my alarm goes off all the fucking time
It's like a window right pops open a window or something happens
Yeah, and it's never anybody breaking in my house except for that one time it was
Rifle and yeah, yeah and in my car
And someone stole my stuff. A rifle and yeah.
Yeah. And my car.
So you're just saying fill the room with a fog.
So I think a fog wouldn't bother your neighbor if the inside of your home is filled with fog.
Well here's the problem. What if your house is on fire and they think it's smoke and they're like oh shit is the homie's house on fire?
See Ders.
You had, no you.
That's a whole, hey it's blue.
It's blue smoke. It's blue smoke. It... Hey, it's blue. It's blue smoke.
It's blue smoke.
It's blue smoke.
Damn, dude.
It's blue smoke, dude.
Damn, you're a fucking genius.
See?
So now I own 50% of the company, Ders.
Holy shit.
Yes, points!
So that was your company.
No, Blake's right.
You get points.
I'll give you some points.
How many points are we talking here?
I feel like that's... Making it blue. That's sort of a 50% idea.
Yeah, I don't agree.
Because guess what?
Guess what?
The smoke for the company I have, all of a sudden, it's green.
Oh, shit.
All of a sudden, it's just another color.
And then fuck you.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
But you had to get greedy.
Damn son, where'd you find this?
So when I was a kid and would do like voices on the radio, they brought me in to...
Will you explain that more or no?
I think I had before.
So when I was a little kid, I would do different voices.
Tell us again, daddy.
Tell the community again, daddy.
Tell the story.
My god, it's the fifth time.
So I would do voices on the radio.
And it became like a little bit of a thing, at least in my world,
where they were like, we're going to pay you to be part of our radio show.
And you could do different characters and voices.
And then I go down there.
And I was in a wheelchair at the time because of my accident.
And so they take me down there.
And they were like, oh oh you're a fucking kid
Because I only talked to him like in character in a wheelchair in a wheelchair
like they must have been like
Can't hire you but we can give you like free CDs and shit and and concert tickets and that kind do you wear shoes?
I did
So I'd go down there and I was like,
how do you guys come up with all these bits on the radio
and what do you guys talk about?
They just told me, get a Maxim magazine,
and that's all we talk about.
We read Maxim magazine.
They just go through the headlines.
They go through the headlines and then chop it up
and discuss Maxim magazine.
Right.
Wow, we need to do that for this pod. And how's radio doing now?
Yeah, I know.
And I was like, it's my dream to be a radio DJ.
And they're like, aim higher.
Don't be radio DJ.
Radio is dying.
And this was in like 97.
So they saw the writing on the wall.
Yeah.
It was on the way out.
The morning zoo crew was just reading Maxim magazine and being like, have you heard this story? I do love how they're like,
look, yeah, everything's falling to shit here. They all found out we just read headlines from
Maxim magazine and this isn't a real job. There's a lot of places that I would put in time just to
get free shit. Wiener Snitchel. Huh? Where? Wien wiener snitchel fast food snitchel? Yeah, how do you say it though?
wiener snitchel
I don't think that's how it's pronounced but
Wiener snitzel isn't it wiener schnitzel schnitzel
No, dude, I googled you you're're the fucking Swedish Norwegian, you tell me.
That's German bitch.
Yeah, it's German.
I think you're German.
Be quiet!
Will you please, please help!
Oh, so...
How do dealerships work when like people put their names on car dealerships?
Alright, I gotta...
Uh, how long have we been out here for?
Goodbye.
Somebody kill me please!
How do, Ders, how do taxes work?
Yeah.
Well, how the fuck does like Karl Malone have a dealership
and like Russell Westbrook and like?
They just, so you buy a building
and you put a fucking name on it
and then you call BMW or whoever
and you say, I wanna start selling your cars
and then they go, okay or not.
And then you start selling it.
And then you take a cut of the commission or whatever,
which is super fucked up now
because I'm trying to get a new car.
And everywhere is like, hey, so you know,
it's gonna be like $30,000 on top of whatever you wanna pay
to get a car.
Well, why?
What do you mean?
Yeah, what's the deal?
Because of the supply chain and the fucking demand?
Everything's fucked up. So like if you want a brand new car that like just dropped. It's still kind of fucking hot
They're they're putting like 20% above
Sticker price. Yeah shit just cuz they can't unload them at the docks or whatever. Yeah, so it's limited So like if you got the cash, they're like, you can have it. Jersey, why is this supply chain fucked up?
So it bro?
Well, it's more it's actually more complicated than that.
Oh, so that's why.
So I blame the vaccine.
OK, OK.
Visors fault.
Basically, we used all the boats to get the vaccines everywhere.
And now we can't buy goddamn cars, so...
Okay, this is hot, dude. I like this.
Is that true? Is that true, Bam?
Oh, no.
No.
That shit's important.
That's true, no.
I would like to give Kyle Newacheck his flowers.
You know, he was a big part of the podcast for the first however many episodes 60 something that we've done
Kyle betrayed me but then he betrayed us and he lied trying to hide and he died deep inside and I know the reason why
What is that from an Eminem song?
Tenacious D. No that is from Tenacious D. Kyle betrayed me then he lied trying to hide and I died deep inside
Yeah, I don't know. You know. Yeah, that's great. Oh you gotta get on that.
Well what it was is like, you know, we were at the OG Workaholics house,
the house we shot at, but Adam and I were kind of like,
we're not done being roommates
and living this cool roommate lifestyle.
So we're like,
something on the soundboard.
That's my best friend.
I mean, who's running the soundboard right now?
Who's running the soundboard, man?
Sorry, man.
I'm still gonna send it.
Okay, then send it.
All right, then send it.
Then send it then.
Well, so me and Adam were like, yo,
let's cash out on this weird Hollywood Hills place.
And the one thing that was weird is for the master bedroom,
Adam and I said halfway through, like three months in,
we were going to flip flop our rooms.
No, that's not.
No, it wasn't three months in.
It was six months.
It was every six months. That's what I remember. No, it's not it. It was no, it wasn't three months in. It was six months.
It was every six months. That's what I remember. No, it was a year. One year. So one year.
And then so Blake got it the first year and I got it. So let's describe this. So basically
this house had on the upper level, it had a humongous ensuite master or a primary bread.
It was awesome. Yeah, it had sliding doors to go out to the pool.
Directly to the pool.
Veranda.
It was jiggy like that.
And then on the second floor,
there were two other normal smaller bedrooms
that were just not like,
you're in the Hollywood Hills flossing.
And you flipped a coin, I believe.
Yeah, we flipped a coin.
And Blake got it.
And instantly you were like,
so we switch every year.
Yeah.
Because you didn't fucking get it
and you wanted it, right?
Well, we're paying the same amount of rent.
I know, but you got two bedrooms downstairs, correct?
Yeah, but it sucked.
It did suck.
Yeah.
That's all.
That's OK.
That's OK.
And so then you flipped after a year.
Yeah.
And how much longer did you guys stay there?
For only one more year.
So it did equal out that he got it for half the time.
You guys were only there for two years? Yes. I I believe so a lot of shit happened while we were there
Moving in chicken like broke his back. I broke my back when I lost or when I won the room
I'm like this dude isn't gonna make me pay up
He's not gonna make me move all my shit down a floor just so he could sleep in that bedroom. Oh, yeah
He is you have like a I cowl reminder sure as shit as soon Oh yeah, he is. You have like a iCal reminder?
Sure as shit, as soon as it hit your mark,
he's like, so you ready to switch or what?
Well dude, yeah.
This dude had like boxes and shit set up.
He had like packing tape.
I had a pulley system.
I was just taking my stuff upstairs.
I had to move one floor down.
God damn.
Did you need help?
He was ready to help your ass?
Yeah, I had everything packed.
You woke up to his face right in front of you like good morning. It's time. It's time. It's time. Hello. Yeah it was crazy but that was a great
house I loved it. I stand by it I loved that room that room fucking rocked. Yeah it
was it had an amazing amount of closet space it was like Mariah Carey's house
it was crazy. Yeah it was truly it was like an NBA locker room the amount of closet space it was like Mariah Carey's house it was crazy yeah it was truly it was like an NBA locker room the amount of like closet space
there was it was fucking nuts and then and then an awesome view is this one
have a shower you like steps down into yes yes yes it had like a huge like spa
area right it was for four fucks it yeah and we both blew it we both just I had a girlfriend you had it you crazy you had a wife
Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, all right. I'll let you say that we blew it you were married
This was like our last bachelor path this was like the bachelor
I mean the room was built yeah to have sex in that's what this house is for and we both
With multiple with strangers. I got I got it. I got it. It was a cocaine fuck palace
That is exactly what it was made. It was a cocaine fuck palace, and we didn't write hey
We didn't do cocaine there was a minimal amount of fucking it so
We blew it. We did none of those we had our friends from back home come over
We stood into pitchers with fucking iron dinosaurs on the roof.
Yeah.
We didn't do anything.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, okay?
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Isn't there something beautiful about just flipping channels?
Oh, just back to swag surfing, flipping channels.
I watched all of Titanic because it was just on TV.
I was hungover in my hotel room and I was just like,
you know what, I'm going to watch this three hour movie with commercials.
And it was fun and I enjoyed it.
Really? This holds up. Was it. Yeah, really yeah, this holds up
Oh, is it a hoot? Oh titan is a good movie dude. Yeah, James Cameron come on avatar
I mean the guy makes very good movie. I would say Terminator over avatar, but I have rich are but
You're having a hard time speaking today. It's early for me. Okay, I have a tar. It's a bagel, but um
It's a bagel remember we were trying to is a bagel because you told me you watched Titanic
And I was trying to remember what the story was why was Leonardo DiCaprio on the ship
He was coming. He was playing a Irish person. No. He's American. It's an upstairs downstairs
Situation it's like the rich people upstairs poor people downstairs. He won a ticket on the thing
It was like I'm gonna go on the Titanic for fucking shits and giggles. There's watches it all and then he meets
Well, it's just one of the biggest movies of all time. I've probably seen it probably seen it three times
I guess yeah, and they meet and then they got a the boat goes down. Mm-hmm spoiler
Yep spoiler and that's how good of a movie it is
It's like, you know right away that obviously The boats gonna sink and everyone's gonna die right but they but you still care the entire time
You know why Billy Zane Billy Zane I was about to say I was gonna give my shout out Zane train
Billy Zane cuz he hadn't been mentioned, but thank you Anders cuz Billy Zane is one of the best actors of all time
Yeah, a real treasure
Something that Pierce says as like a Pierce Brosnan says, is like a slam,
is a sheep shagger.
Yeah, you were saying that's like his Ireland slam.
Yeah, what a great epic.
That must be like a serious problem
in Ireland or something.
Yeah.
I think it's just if you're out there in the sticks,
you're cold, you wanna heat things up a little bit?
Yeah, is that good?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know. I guess so. I don't know.
I guess I've never called... I grew up in the Midwest, in Iowa and Nebraska, and I've never called anyone like a pig fucker.
You haven't?
But I should start.
It's got to date back to when these sheep herders and stuff...
Do I make you horny, baby?
They were out on their own for like weeks
just herding those sheep around.
And now they got the internet, you know, they-
I'm defending them.
Yeah, they were out on the fucking sticks.
And also, people don't realize how sexy
those sheep can be, like...
Do we want to walk down that road?
Well, here's what's fucked up.
Monkey butt lovin'!
Definitely not sexy, but like, I guess
it probably feels okay.
I mean, I mean, if we're getting really gruesome about it, I think I may have heard that they have a similar...
Wait, what?
I think they have like a similar...
Who told you this?
Yeah, where are you going?
Encyclopedia Britannica?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before...
Yeah, I like, I like how he starts with, before we, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, like retractable like coochie claws. Well no, he was about to get gruesome.
I'm sorry I ruined it by kind of walking back
with his setup but go ahead Blake.
Weird wild stuff.
First of all, who told you?
You've heard.
I don't know dude.
It was...
Oh okay, all right, okay.
There's no way.
I just...
There's no way.
Just say the thing that you've never heard for fun then.
I was...
I think...
I heard it was the most similar to the human female anatomy.
By the way, who was the dude who's out there going like, well, cow is good. Definitely not
the most similar. Dude, sick fuckers, man. They're out there. But at that time, at that point,
you're doing it for science and it's almost not that sick. It's just an experiment.
Experiment, Rhino.
It's science.
Experiment, Rhino.
How's that Rhino that you know that Rhino Kuchi is on point.
Experiment, Rhino.
Absolutely.
And that's why you got to save the Rhino.
That's why they're going extinct.
They're going extinct.
They're going missing, bro.
I would love to heed a warning to everybody out there.
Can I do a heed a warning to everybody out there Can I do a heat of warning?
Yeah, you can do whatever that whatever you just said, you know, it's a holiday season
I know a lot of us are sitting down with our families watching the classic Christmas movies
I just got to tell you be careful with gremlins
There is there is no Santa scene in gremlins.
And I'm pretty fucking pissed about it.
So if you're about to sit down with your kids
and watch gremlins, careful,
because it creates an uncomfortable conversation.
No, no, no, no, no, hang on.
It's just that her dad comes down the chimney
and to pretend to be Santa, he dies.
Yes, and then she ends her little fucking monologue with,
and that's
how I found out there is no Santa and I said excuse me Gremlins you are not that
movie pal just you are not that movie you got to mute it. Oh dang Gremlins was
like that? Yes. You're not that guy pal trust me. And I'm like dude we, we have rating systems.
It tells you if there's like killing and nudity.
If you're a fucking Christmas movie and you're gonna pull the curtain back, I need the warning
on the fucking beginning.
Yeah, I'm with you.
There was, Emma walked past some cafe the other day, had a sign outside.
You know, like they write cute shit on like chalkboards now outside of cafes sometimes yeah and this one said like this is life it's like you believe
in Santa you find out there is no Santa you become Santa and then you look like
Santa and I was like that's life this is just out on the street what the fuck are
you doing fuck are you doing get the fuck out of here with your fucking
coffee and your fucking that's when you take the sign you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of here with your fucking coffee and your fucking sign. Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you!
That's when you take the sign and you throw it through the window.
So are your kids can fully read that sign?
I'm bad with when kids start to read?
Yeah.
They're fully reading?
I'm bad with when kids can read.
You idiot!
I mean, yeah.
My eight year old can read.
When do kids read?
Yeah. Are you fully reading signs?
Six, seven.
They're reading earlier than I think we were.
I think I was like 14.
Jersey, we don't read.
We don't read, so.
Yeah.
They're reading quick.
We read the tea leaves, okay?
Absolutely.
I read us weekly.
Thank you for that heed the warning, Blake.
Yeah.
So anybody out there...
That's a first ever in PII history. Yeah. that heed the warning play yeah so so anybody out there does a first ever and that's fucked up yeah yes heed the warning I
got a huge announcements being a kids movies it's a real segue guys okay I
took already to go see the new Ghostbusters afterlife okay what do we
think go off can't see me? I just gotta say fully cried
This is big news, why didn't we start the podcast with this we could have got an hour out of this
We could have known this almond. I got yeah, and you know, it's water takes to get a almond
They're canceled. The movie.
Why did you cry?
I don't want to give spoilers away.
Don't tell me Winston died.
If Winston dies, I cry.
I'm not gonna give spoilers because it is cool,
but like the end of the movie,
by the way, let me just preface.
I love Ghostbusters.
If you don't love Ghostbusters,
you're not gonna feel this way.
It's your favorite movie almost, kinda.
That and Rushmore.
Rushmore, my two favorite comedies, right?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You talk about it a lot.
When, it's like the kids are moving back to,
they are kicked out of their apartment
and it's Egon's daughter and granddaughter, grandkids,
and they move to Egon's weird farmhouse
out of the middle of nowhere to collect a check
and it turns out to be just shitty.
And the person who's kind of in charge of the deed is Janine Melnitz, who was the secretary.
So homegirl Annie Potts is back.
Wow, look at you.
Right, wow.
Annie Potts is back.
I probably won't feel the same way
because I wouldn't know all the deep cuts.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this the girl with the glasses?
Yes, and she goes,
are you the woman I spoke to on the phone,
which is a line from the original movie. And that got you going. The that got you going yeah, no no that was just like hairs on the neck
Yeah, and I was like this is all right. We're lost. I was like
We're in the weeds over here. Just lie to your kids about Santa
So there's this movie was made for specifically for you who knows every every character, like this is for Ghostbusters fans.
But Arnie, let me clear it up.
It does seem like a cool movie.
It's great, and then I do think it's good.
I think it's genuinely a good movie on its own
because Arnie loved it.
He was still thinking about it a few days later.
And in the end, there's a whole thing that goes down
that I'm just like, holy fucking shit, this is heavy for me.
Like, oh my god.
Wow.
That's when you start to cry?
Yeah, I was just like, this is too real.
Like, this is real.
This is not the movie's real, but like what they're doing, what the mess, like...
This is too real, Pam.
The shout out that they're giving is heavy.
Whoa, why didn't you cry about it?
It's definitely for Harold Reims.
Exactly. Harold Reims is...
Of course.
Because he's actually passed away.
No longer with us. And the shout out they give and how they do it.
It's a little clunky movie wise, but like...
He says, Egon!
Oh, bro. Egon.
That's from Ghostbusters 2 for our listeners.
Egon!
Dore Egon is so good.
Dore Egon! But I highly recommend is so good. Dore Egon!
But I highly recommend it.
It's fucking dope.
Okay.
And what is that called?
It's called Ghostbusters Afterlunch.
Ghostbusters Afterlunch.
This ain't Ghostbusters.
This ain't Ghostbusters.
This ain't Ghostbusters.
The porno parody.
Yeah, you can find it on Pornhub.
I got that somewhere real close.
Do you think we talk about porno more than any other podcast?
It all loops back around.
Dude, Adam, we literally did the Trojan Pleasures Ars and after the first two, Trojan came to us and said,
you have to stop talking about porno.
I know, I was there.
And we go, what?
Don't you know that's almost where all the sex happens?
We're like, why did you get us?
Oh, man.
That's kind of our whole thing, though.
It is crazy how at some point, Workaholics episodes,
there was always at least a scene story where it was like,
and maybe she was from Pornhub?
Yeah.
Maybe we remember her from a Heather Eye deep throat video?
I don't know.
A deep cut?
I know, we're like, this is, everybody knows what this is.
Yeah, everybody, everybody's on board.
We all know it.
It is funny when you see like, there'll be a meme that'll just be like a frame of something
and it's like, if you're over 30, you know exactly who this is or whatever.
And you're like, yeah, I know. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or like age yourself with a picture of a porno you watched.
Right.
And you're just like, man, got me through some tough times.
Dude, man.
Honestly, like, they should be a where are they now porno thing.
Should we produce a where are they now porno thing?
No, it would be too sad.
Ders, it's sad.
They're dead.
Their disease is bad.
It's not good.
Yeah.
No, they're fine.
Some of them.
They're all doctors.
They're doctors and lawyers.
No, no.
Okay.
All right.
Some of them.
Say, hmm?
Or they've needed doctors and lawyers.
Say it.
Ders.
They have stuff on Netflix that is called
like Life After Porn and they're all very like not hyped.
It's usually not the best scenario.
How are they not hyped?
They have hours of footage out there of them at their best.
Their bodies look phenomenal.
Having fun.
Bodies look banging, having fun, having a blast, wet and wild, crazy kids.
Have you guys ever seen a porno star out in the wild?
Because I remember I had at a Barnes and Noble, I did like a fucking quadruple take and she looked at me and was like yeah who was it are you ready
shite can I blast this I don't think it's a big deal but it's it's and it's a
deep cut that you're gonna be like okay whoa cuz it wasn't obvious gonna expose
you more than her no no no cuz she was a star she was a star I think she might
have been like star of the year, whatever the fuck they do.
And she was just in a hoodie.
Do you remember Ashley Blue?
Kind of, yeah.
Is a big brown hair.
Adam Hasnip or Chandy, does he?
No, I kind of do.
I don't really.
I'm looking her up.
I think I do.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, green or no, blue?
Yeah, blue, blue, blue. She was at a Barnes and Noble, and I was next her up. I think I do. Oh, yeah. Wait green or no blue. Yeah blue blue blue
She was at a Barnes & Noble and I was next to her and I look and I go oh
Shit, what's up? Okay, cool. She was signing books or like buying. Yeah. She was a huge book signing
No, she was like looking oh, yeah
Yeah, I remember this girl don't say with the fucking red that register yeah, yeah, I
Would like to give flowers to our manager Isaac I was watching some
Some old videos
Workaholics also flowers to multiple flowers are being given right now
Here we go the workaholics TV on Instagram that account, I think it's Workaholics Daily,
fuck, I'm blanking, you guys know that account, they post shit about Workaholics all the time.
They're fucking awesome and they just post non-stop stuff and the other night I just
fell into a little hole like looking at old clips of like episodes that I've completely
forgot about where I'm like oh shit and it just sort of transports you back to when we were shooting those episodes.
Right.
And one of them was a drunken,
druncumentary when we used to get just blackout drunk
and watch the whole season of Workaholics
and do the commentary, which was super fun.
And I remember, well, I listened to it,
and Isaac comes in the room, and we start talking
about Isaac.
We're like, give it up for Isaac, our manager.
And we're like, he's old as fuck.
He's 41 years old.
Oh my god.
I'm like, he's a young looking 40 year old.
And then Isaac's like, I'm 41 now.
And the man is 51 now.
And we've known him forever.
Finish him.
He is still the oldest guy we know next to Ders.
He charges. Ders is pit sweat. And he still isn't afraid to get ridiculously way too drunk with me
at a nice steak dinner. He's the man dude. I'm sorry to the fans that we couldn't wrangle Kyle.
He's busy prior commitments.
We miss you, Kyle.
We do.
Greatly missed.
Super big time missed.
The Rougaloids are pissed.
Especially, thank god they finally
knew that director Steve Barron directed Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles amongst Coneheads.
Yeah.
I feel like we honored Kyle pretty well during that segment.
He would have loved that. There's a lot of this honored Kyle pretty well during that segment. Yeah, he would have loved that
There's a lot of this that Kyle would have just loved but not here
His fans will have a lot to talk about on 4chan later. I think they'll be good
QAnon
What is a new check in that photo is just the three of us no, it's how it's supposed to be
See ya. Yeah, good. It's what the fans want. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not, I miss him.
I miss him.
And if you want Kyle back, make sure that you boycott
what we do in the shadows,
because that will get him back quicker, I think.
Oh wow, is that what's happening?
Can I apologize, or can I urge you
to do a take back real quick?
Nah, nah.
We love Kyle, we love what we call shadows,
because we just don't have time to say the whole name and also forget it. Yeah,
it's too bad he's not here. I apologize to the fans but I'm not a bitch. Deal
with it, you asshole. Yeah, get him. And that's another episode of This Is important. is is is is is
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