This Is Important - The Pleasure Is Ours: "Don't Quit Your Day Job"

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

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your best get yours on what's the show called the pleasure is ours think I know how we're kicking it off you already know the pleasure is ours we got a new podcast this is this is our second we love castin look at us go the community demanded more and we're giving it to him we partnered with trojan and we've we're hosting season two of the pleasure is ours and I know I'm excited and the pleasure is ours oh yeah we're gonna roll this one down all the way to the serial number huh I know I'm excited with Blake all being nude in this little zoom frame I see yeah you

guys have your shirts off yes I think one rule about doing the pleasure is ours is I'm gonna do it yeah I want to see some nits take the bottoms off let's make it interesting come on first feel free to release the twins we weren't talking about your bush it is pretty serious right now you were saying yes I haven't I haven't trimmed in a while it's been a it's been a minute oh I actually for the righteous gemstones just last week I had to shave bear oh I shave my pubes that I think that was the first time I've ever done that in my life but it's like an accidental razor you left like a razor no no no no no I'm

completely I even I even shave my butthole hair just cuz yeah you're like they might they're shooting like from behind and I think they might see some like nutsack or something I don't know man I guess I guess that's weirdly what happened was in game over man I was like but naked and now they're like alright he'll show his butthole in it absolutely everything so you do it once you'll do it again yeah you give a you give a mouse a cookie you know what I mean so the the topic of this episode is don't quit your day job

yes this old saying we all know this and what and what a better topic to kick it off with the workaholics come on yeah come on now we did we thought we after seven seasons we did quit our day job we did and look at your day job now they're having you shave your butthole so yeah and don't quit your day job is basically saying like don't pursue your dreams right your dream yeah it's a bullshit it's like what your shitty you I remember I remember I mean my uncles aren't like that shitty but I remember when I first moved to Hollywood and I was like I'm gonna be an actor I'm gonna be a comedian and you know it's

such an insane thing to say to anyone outside of like LA where like they know people in the entertainment industry it's just seems insane so everyone in my life said this to me and I'm okay and don't quit your day job and I'm like I don't have it's also the nicest way to tell someone you think they suck at something oh yeah it's definitely a burn I don't know if it's a true piece of advice I think it's always been a burn where it's like you hear somebody sing in and then you're like hey don't quit your day job exactly I am yeah this is the pleasure is ours I kind of looped it back to like I don't know if you've

ever met someone who's like super down on maybe thinking about joining in porno and being a porno actor I don't know have you guys met anyone who's thinking about being super down in the porno like have you ever had a friend who was like truly considering joining this the sexual revolution and becoming a porn star I had a friend that you guys know who will go well I can say his name is Bernie Lomax because it's not his real name I know him I know that man but so he for a true moment was going to start producing porno well so what did you have to talk to your boy down from the edge or well here's what's crazy is

he like he I remember him like telling his mom in front of all of us and she was like she was smart she was like okay you know she didn't say don't quit your day job she said go for it and he was like nah yeah like it kind of it made him go yeah this isn't fun anymore mom's actually supporting me she's supposed to be yelling at me right well here's my headshot so if we were true to the saying or don't quit your day job would you have like asked to maybe see like some kind of audition tape and then been like yo bro you just don't have the goods to do it like maybe maybe don't quit your day job I don't think he wanted

to be in the movies I think he just wanted to like produce them because he was like it's funny but it's also porno and there's a ton of money in that well sure is there a ton of money is important yeah if you get a vein bro if you hit a main vein you're getting paid yeah there is money I bet somebody's making money I just don't know if our boy Bernie Lomax is gonna make a fortune off this endeavor to me I'm like don't quit your day job that's what I would say to him he didn't have what and that would be a burn and that would be a burn and that'd be a burn you'd be burned burn and burn like to me

and what I was because all these like topics kind of have to relate back to like sex or dating or something like that right you know this is sponsored so we all got here right but don't quit your imagine you have sex with someone and then they look in your eyes after your or like during having sex or maybe right after you climax and no they lock into you and say as a no just like he's just having sex with somebody and somebody burned you like right after you made your like come but that's a weird no it's not it's not if like you're really the guy who's going like yeah how does that feel how does

that feel to you I agree it's only weird that guy that guy I mean if you're asking for a positive reinforcement and then that's what she she offers you right now you can't just happen oh right you have to okay so that the whole thing is like you want to pursue your dream job usually right it's like you not you don't want to be a singer you want to be a singer who's paid right so that's why it's don't quit your day job so if you're on a porno set it's your first day and then you're like how'd I do and she goes don't quit your day job ouch burn well I don't know like do any of you guys feel like you have some kind

of all-star move that would make you a viable commodity for the porn industry like very very revealing question yeah I've got plenty of sort of trademark moves I feel like I would have to be in some kind of a very weird niche like Ron Jerry like some people that are into like hair suits or something yeah like funny like you know like shouldn't be in porno kind of a guy like that I like that small dick I mean I'm a real good soaker yeah I mean I don't know if it's my Steve but I just I've got a good feeling I gave a great hand job dude I feel like I would sell what wait you're so you're talking about I thought you were

asking us what our moves were yeah not a high that's my move dude it's my move on myself and I know I have a good hand job yeah you're 100% certain wait are you guys say you have a good job to me or you can jack off well those are two separate things no I don't know not if you come around from behind the guy yeah man I'm just saying if I had to go in the porn industry and I had to bed on myself and like be the best I think I'd be like a killer like hand job assassin I bet you'd be cool I've seen you play video games crack I've seen you with a pepper grinder holy cow don't say when and just say when and that's my

whole thing my whole catchphrase is say when and there's t-shirts and my mom that's one that she wears to the gym whoa she's so proud of me it's too good this dude's the peppercracker say when hey your son's the say when guy should we like produce a spin-off work all X TV show but it is a porno absolutely and our the characters keep finding themselves in hardcore pornographic situations yeah I quit our day job I'm in man I just would like my character to be replaced with a female that has a mustache so you could get into really like cool

progressive yeah okay female that has a must like a real mustache she could it could be like just glued on or whatever but I just think it would add a really funny dynamic to our already hilarious relationship yeah I don't disagree the pleasure so obviously this podcast is brought to you by Trojan America's number one condom and specifically this episode we're talking ultra fit yeah for all the different kinds of dicks out there there's a lot turns out there's lots of different shapes and sizes of dicks you know the summer long and skinny summer

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best at what are we talking about like the best at like what I don't because I've never given a hand job or blowjob or anything but are we talking about just gay stuff like what we think we would be no this is like in a world where you have to have a porno move Blake said his was hand jobs mine is dropping him from the top rope thank you yeah right now I feel like I'll swing in I'll swing the breaker yeah the bone oh what are you busted your boner I've ever broke my boner oh no I know I never I mean yeah well yes I have I've had to stop and been like that really hurt but sure no I never had to go to the hospital and get

it cast wait it's like or whatever and you've bent it out of shape or whatever I've been like we got a pause yeah I for absolutely wait what do you mean you bent it like he folded it in half the wrong way trying to get it on yeah yeah but it's like somebody's like it was like dislocated or what's up have you ever had it where like your finger like the knuckle kind of pops out and then you just got to like kind of pop the knuckle back in yeah dislocated that's what I was imagining okay I like that and there's what's yours what would you have if you had to have a secret move man oh you know what

it'd be nipple play the pleasure is hard you know you know those those you'll watch something and you're like this is like a lot of time on the nipples here move on who is doing this there's no way it feels that good there's no way yeah you gotta tap in bro nips rock nips rock but is they know they rock they're fine nays are fine well I think some people have super well the way Kyle's looking at me he has super super duper sensitive nipples I do which is weird because I do I've grabbed them for like 20 years I'm always at grabbing your kids but you're not you're not trying to make me feel good when you do

that but evidently I'm making you the pleasure of your jeans if you put a little bit more effort in it something might happen his last words so and then he died durr since you're claiming nipple play as your special move uh is that like do you like turn people out like is it like I will make yeah I will make you love and nothing else I'm fully clothed I'm dressed like a scientist yes you're doing research right I'm doing research on the area does the nipple play include like toys do you use props is there feather yeah there's got to I think it's got to like syrups right I mean you know and I'm sure it's like the years go on there's like piercings magnets how do they work kind of thing yeah what are the magnets about hold up what's the

magnets about mr dr nipple like because if they have like the piercing you hold like the magnet above it and make the boob kind of follow it you don't connect them don't just have it kind of like raise up wow he's doing all kinds of weird experiments over there all right okay so we got for the pleasure we got the circus performer over here that's dropping in from the top row we got uh Blake who is just giving him hand jobs evidently he's just crushing hand jobs he's cracking pepper yeah he's cracking pepper is that enough say when is that enough he's dressed like a waiter he's got like a fucking like fancy smock on and Carl is just like a very like you said it was like very kinky what did you say it's like it's probably like mostly shadows I don't know

what it is I don't really know what it is it's mostly shadows it's I play in what you don't see I'm the kind of like oh I'll give you a butt cheek in the light and then go back in oh it's art house film you're what she says is it in yet or or it's what are those what's those pornos where you just see the face you know what I mean you don't see oh yeah all reactions I feel like I would crush that beautiful you're you're like a fill-in-the-blank guy let your imagination I do enjoy suspending disbelief you're like a cool 90s cinemax uh movie his porno name is fill in the blanks and I think uh I think if anyone saw us as uh professional porn stars with these cool new nicknames uh they might say don't quit your day job don't quit your day job

yeah don't quit your day job I I mean have you guys ever had anyone like say that to you because I've had someone legit say that to me before I'm sorry and I'm sorry I take it back dirt you blew me away look at your great success I remember when I was 19 years old and I you guys remember we were friends at this point uh minus dirt because we hadn't met him yet but uh I was 19 I was working at that camera store in Orange County and I was selling tripods didn't know anything about tripods all I knew was they had three legs uh and uh I got fired basically I got fired because I drank too much water and then and then they got because I was like always leaving my area to like go get more water and then the guy was like hey I'm firing you and I'm

like okay all right and then his daughters his daughters on water actually drink too much water not on land and then the his daughters who helped him run the business were like don't fire at him he's a good kid he just drinks too much water he stays very hydrated and so he calls me up and he's like hey I'm uh I'm not gonna fire you I just need you to stay at your station more and sell more tripods and then I go I'm sorry I think it was a good thing that you let me go because I have to concentrate on my comedy I told him that at like 19 and he was like oh god don't quit your day job and he said that to me and I remember thinking I was just fired from my day job you fucking idiot you just fired me from my day job yeah what the hell I can't quit it now yeah yeah I remember it

being like I remember being like I I didn't catch it until after the fact I'm like yeah well I know I but I gotta give comedy a shot and then I hung up and then I'm like telling our our friend Austin about that and and then I was like I said don't quit your day job and then I was like but he just fired me and uh here's here's we've laughed we're pretty stoned but we I think we find this fucking guy yes and we have we have Blake fucking jack him off while I work the nipples and then you fly in from the top rope I'll swing in and just when he thinks it's over Kyle creeps in from the shadows don't quit your day job and you go don't quit your day job don't quit your day job buddy hey hey don't quit how about how about you don't quit your day job yeah

that's what I should have said that's always that's always fun when someone uh says something to you and then your retort is the exact same thing that they said but you don't quit your day job yeah you don't quit your day job yeah my job's fine you don't quit yours it's cool when it works too when the person's like oh you want me to quit and you're like wow worked yeah right right have you guys ever been fired yeah I got fired from Lacoste on rodeo drive that was pretty epic I just went I it was like the holiday season and I went home for a week instead of the three days I told not to go on sorry about it yeah fucking where's the wiggle room sorry oh that's it don't quit your day job get fired from it get fired from your day so like get fired get like so

yeah that's pretty good see that's and that is actually good advice so do we what what's a better phrase than don't quit your day job because I mean that is it is a slam it's shit well yeah I would say when someone starts singing just go hey don't do porno what if it's like don't quit your day job but you can film porno at night in your room on like a on like an only fans or something as a side hustle that's better yeah a little long yeah yeah it seems right don't quit because I don't know that one has legs yeah try a side hustle first don't quit your dream job okay oh how about that would that be a nice for the kids who are getting trophies for just participating these days well I mean it's not a horrible for like don't quit your day job

because some people like should not quit their day job like if they are going after something and they like if you're oh you want to be a pro baseball player and you're giving it your all but you can't throw baseball and you're like I'm giving it all to my dream I'm going to quit my day job and learn to throw this baseball and the guy's 37 you're like buddy you're not you're not going to be a pro baseball player don't quit your day job it's good advice and I think that also kind of ties in with the way I spun it is like you can have your day job and then at night throw the ball against the wall a little bit you know you can have your day job and eat it some sort of play on that there we go you can have your day job and eat it too you can have a day

job and have a side hustle to get you some money to eat to possibly eat you can have a day job and eat your side hustle so I like that I like a mashup of two of two saints yeah you're gonna have your day job and eat it too and eat it too yeah yeah did we just change the world oh my god it was a pleasure as ours okay have we talked about how to end these episodes yet I think we just did it this episode was brought to you by Trojan America's number one kind of brand you can get any of Trojan's products that were featured in this episode like bearskin raw ultra fit ultra thin and delay spray online or at any major retailer do your best get yours on