This Paranormal Life - #003 The Man Who PUNCHED Bigfoot

Episode Date: May 17, 2017

We've all heard of Bigfoot. But did you know one man punched Bigfoot? Paranormal investigators Rory Powers and Kit Grier are on the case. Get ready for this close encounter of the Sasquatch kind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we alone in the universe? Do ghosts and spirits walk among us? At some point in history, have your favorite celebrities been replaced by lizards? There are some things that mankind are just not meant to know. Until now, welcome to This Paranormal Life, a podcast hosted by me, Rory Powers, and my paranormal pal, Kit Greer. How you doing, Kit? I'm doing great. I'm ready to be spooked to the hell out of Rory Powers, and my paranormal pal, Kit Greer. How you doing, Kit? I'm doing great. I'm ready to be spooked the hell out of Rory. Ready to be spooked. We have almost decades of experience between the two of us. I was wondering.

So like, is paranormal investigation like, is that something you can just say? Or do you have to have like actual qualifications? No. You don't need qualifications. No? You just, you got gotta go out in the field okay because no professor has seen a sasquatch okay that's the problem your books aren't much help when you're face to face with the demon you know i've been telling my pupils that for years

you think the chupacabra cares about your degree bro about your u your UCAS points? He doesn't. The one thing that I do also want to stress is that I'm going into all of these podcasts with an open mind. I have no prejudice at all. No. So this story I'm telling, however far-fetched it may seem, there is a chance that it could actually be true.

And we hope you as listeners will enter this experience with an open mind. Open heart, open wallet, wallet, heart, heart, mind, wallet. PayPal, Bitcoin, all accepted in support of this podcast. So in the spirit of openness and adventureness, Kit, how much do you know about the legendary Bigfoot? Bigfoot, a.k.a. Sasquatch. A.k.a. Sasquatch, a.k.a. Wildebeest, a.k.a. I'm sure he's got like tons of names.

I think Wildebeest is an animal isn't it oh is it really yeah real Sasquatch is real holy shit stop the podcast

we've solved it what if I told you I had a testimony from a man who came face to face with the creature itself face to face like

face to face like how close like apparently he punched him he punched bigfoot okay okay so pretty damn close okay that's basically his arms on six seven foot long pretty close all right well i'm gonna paint a picture for you now okay please i got my storyteller face on it's 3 a.m in the morning in cleveland county in the united states tim peeler

is watching the gospel channel which in itself is weird because it's 3 a.m that seems like a weird time to watch the gospel channel he was on like a night eye like it didn't go too well he was you know he's feeling repentant came over what am i doing my life? I just don't know. Basically, so it's 3 a.m. He's watching the gospel channel. Tim Peeler, I'm trying to think of the most positive way

to describe his characteristics. So I'm going to say he's a bit of a mountain man. He's tough. He's an all-American, a log-cutting, a no-nonsense kind of guy. No-nonsense.

Don't like those city folk yeah he's no college educated blue collar yeah Sasquatch seeing man regular gospel watching 2020 vision or thereabouts

yeah so basically he's hanging out in his cabin in the woods and he hears noises out there he hears what he thinks to be coyotes

now Tim is he's a pro hunter he's he knows his stuff so he actually has i think it's like these devices that you like blow into and they make animal noises yes of course either make bird sounds and make them come to you or coyote sounds and make them scared away or whatever it is yeah you don't want that reverse you don't want the coyotes coming to no wrong whistle, he runs outside with his collar. He sees like a shadowy figure over there, and his dogs are barking. Now, he has two female dogs, which he specifically mentions a number of times, are in heat.

I don't know whether he thinks that's part of why the creature is appearing. He's got two dogs. They're in heat. They're barking like crazy because there's this there's this huge big you know horrible he says it's about 10 foot but you can just see

it's off like towards the path in the woods 10 foot are you kidding me I'm like 5'10 so why did I say that I could have lied

I had a golden opportunity to say I was 6 foot and I just missed it I'm actually 8 foot myself so I mean big foot isn't shit to me how about that

we're like little foot am I right so he sees this creature. And he's freaking out because he thinks it's like a monster. So he starts yelling at it. He's going, this is his words. This is not me doing an insulting impression of him. He goes, get.

Go on, get. Those were the actual quotes. That is the words of a modern man for sure. So he manages to. He's also got a large stick, he pointed out. He's got a large stick. He managed to kind of shake it around, yell at the creature, and it goes back into the woods. Wow.

So that's kind of like the end of the first episode of The Night. That was, okay, his first encounter. Yeah. Wow. Well, that's the first episode of The Night. Of The Night? Of The Night, dude. Oh my God.

This is 3 a.m. already. This is old. It's practically, it is morning. Yeah. Anyway, continue. This is 3 a.m. already. It's practically, it is morning. Anyway, continue. He goes back in. I assume he's come back on the gospel channel going like, Jesus, what in the Lord did I just see? He's losing his mind.

He's spending some time back in there. All of a sudden, dogs are going crazy again. They're going absolutely wild. So he comes back out and he realizes now the creature is like right beside the dogs and one of the dogs has managed to get its chain wrapped around the thing's leg like i think it was a total no i think it was an accident i don't think they're not like working as a team to try and trap a train from a young age to trap sasquatch the dog turns up it's like hit him. Go on, get. But it's the same thing. So I actually have the description because at this point, the creature is much closer.

He's been accidentally trapped by the dogs who are in heat. I would like to point out. Yes, of course. He says the creature is 10 foot tall, covered in thin white yellowish hair. Right. And he has a silver gray beard that led to below the waist he said it grew to his parts and he could see that he was a male it's like i knew he was a male as well oh yeah he's like really subconsciously driving this point home he's a male female dog need i say more

it's like it's sasquatch right you you know that dude is hanging he's got he is he is swinging for sure he's the king of the forest basically you know he's gonna have a large penis a hog yeah and that's i think what he's worried about is if, God forbid, he were to get to the dogs who were in heat. Again, I will stress that. Absolutely. He would destroy them. Yeah. Or he might end up with some dog-sasquatch hybrid.

Yeah. Which, maybe that's what wildebeests are. Maybe that is. Who knows? I'm not a scientist. I'm just a professional paranormal investigator. This is the part that really creeps me out. Okay?

He got trapped. He's this horrible monster. You can't scare him off this time because he's because he's trapped in his chain tim says the bigfoot literally just leaned down and untangled himself from the freaking dog wow like he's sentient like he's a human being like he knows what's up yeah like because like a chimp like couldn't do that. A chimp would just start running around, slapping the dogs. So this guy, he's calm. He's a professional. That's what's really scary is that he's so relaxed about the whole thing.

Yeah. This isn't the first in-heat female dog lead he's been tangled in. He says he was too humanoid and precious to kill. And precious? Precious. Literally his words, precious to kill. And precious? Precious. Literally his words, precious to kill. Wow. I think he looked so much like a human

that it was more on the human side. Did he just see a human? Did a human get caught in his top chains? It really sounds like that. It's also weird that he said too humanoid to kill because humans don't kill things all of the time.

Every single day. A human got tangled and kicked the dog in the head. So this time, basically, now that the beast has unchanged itself from the dogs, he does the same thing. He walks right up to it and he goes, you know, go on, get, get, get. He's got his stick and he says he walked right up to him and he hit him. He hit Bigfoot. Wow.

What happened next in fear the creature scuttled away scuttled scuttled away into the i don't think anything 10 foot tall scuttles am i right in saying that you can be bigfoot man yeah you don't know that we haven't seen him he just got tapped with a stick and he ran off yeah sounds like a big pussy if you ask me yeah i'm kind of disappointed this bigfoot guy supposed to be the king of the jungle that's what they say bigfoot king of the jungle yeah it is interesting to know if he does have a penis let alone a ginormous penis that would mean you're really holding in on this he he can he's like reproductive that's true because people say if sasquatch or

bigfoot was real it wouldn't just be one like there would be yeah it's like reproductive. That's true. Because people say if Sasquatch or Bigfoot was real, it wouldn't just be one. Like there would be, it's like a little community where there's some, they're dotted around the place. Maybe that's it. Maybe there are more than just one. Maybe Tim Peeler, this magical mountain man, just came in contact with one individual. Because presumably you've come across this

in your decades of research. Bigfoot? No, no. Never. Trust me, I've been looking hard. Because presumably you've come across this in your decades of research. Bigfoot? No. No. Never. Trust me, I've been looking hard. I'm literally reading off Wikipedia. Yeah.

But they sometimes talk about Bigfoot as the missing link between apes and humans. Right, like he's like a Neanderthal kind of. Yeah. It seems kind of funny the idea of we go from like a three-foot-tall monkey, and I don't know nothing about evolution neither just before we get started then we go from you know monkeys and little you know pre-hominid creatures to a 10 foot beast i know with a beard to your well maybe maybe it's not that maybe it was a split maybe we got to like four feet and half the humans were like you know what i think technology is the future. I want an iPhone right now.

And they like branched off into us little weaklings, little hot pocket, spotty world of warcraft, little dork goblins podcast making losers. Yeah, basically. And then the other half, the other half were like,

no, I want a massive penis. I want a big beard. I want a big beard. I want to be 10 foot tall. I want to have the biggest dick in the jungle. How about that? I want to find some dogs. Can we just get some dogs in here, please?

Perfectly on heat. I think maybe, I think maybe if I, you know what? If I truly believed that Bigfoot exists exists i think that would be the logical explanation yes split in human evolution yes it's absolutely possible that somewhere in where was this gentleman from cleveland county in the united states it's possible that some neanderthal looking you know giant interbred species thing is just running around the forest somewhere who's never got to him. He never got an iPhone.

He never got a... It's like those soldiers you hear that are like still in the forest. Yes. You know, the war's ended. Yeah. So he's like, no, I got to stay hidden.

They won't accept me. They won't accept me. So I got to hide and try and like just bag dogs. We went different ways with that. Yeah, right. Of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your thing, whatever your thing is. Yeah. So basically, back to Tim. Second experience is over. He's managed to scare the beast off into the forest.

So what does any logical man do after they've seen... Gospel channel. Gospel channel. Pet the dogs, make sure they're okay. He actually does something really responsible. Yes. He phones the police. Fair.

That's good, right? That's a good move on Tim's behalf. Yes. He phones the police. Fair. That's good, right? That's a good move on Tim's behalf. Now, this is where my source's credibility could be wavered.

I have the audio recording of the police phone call. The dogs are in heat. I have not listened to it yet. Exciting. So, I've painted a picture of Tim in my head of being um you know a brave courageous man i'm a little bit nervous that that that impression and that expectation might you know fall short i'm sure it won't he seems like a really credible guy he really says he got it together like he knew exactly what to do at every step yeah exactly the dude punched Bigfoot. That's straight up a baller. I've never punched a human.

Has Dwayne the Rock Johnson punched? I've never punched a human, let alone a Bigfoot. That's a fair point. I don't think I've punched a human. I've punched. I've punched ghosts, aliens. I've punched ghosts. I've punched that horse once because he was looking at me weird.

I was a kid. It was horse riding and horse riding lessons. Horse talked back to me. Punched that sucker right in the head. Kid got. I was a kid. It was horse riding and horse riding lessons. Horse talked back to me. Punch that sucker right in the head. Kid got up, punched the kid. What do you think? Should we take, do you want to like preserve our visions of Tim the way he is? Or should we listen to the phone call?

I think we go deep. We go to find the truth. We go to find the truth. We're dedicated to the truth. We owe ourselves that. We owe the people that as paranormal investigators, professional paranormal investigators. All right. So I have the phone call here this for is from uh tim peeler aka mr bigfoot this is his actual recorded 911 call the night that he saw in bigfoot now again don't know what he sounds like don't know what the man is like don't know at what state of intoxication he was

at when he saw the creature we're gonna listen to the file right now we're gonna react and let's see what we have in store Cleveland County 9-1-1 yeah I got it I don't know if I should have called this in what's going on? Well, I've got five dogs. Changing barrels in my backyard. Oh, no.

He come down within camera room. If I didn't have a camera, I'd take a picture of you. Take a picture of him? Take a picture of him? I don't know what it was. It wasn't upright like a man. Okay, and you're at 109 Venata Drive? Yes, ma'am. Okay, I'll get an officer right out there and see if they can locate anything, okay?

Well, I just wanted to report it. It don't matter if you send anybody up here or not. It's over with now. I did not shoot. Okay. The thing. I did not shoot it. Okay.

You can't blame it on me. I did not. All right. Thank you. Bye-bye. Okay. What I'll do is I'll just get an officer right through there and make sure everything's okay, all right?

All right. Do we want to revisit our beliefs in Tim Peeler? Okay. I feel like Mr. Peeler's had a little bit to drink, maybe. Maybe a little too much moonshine, something along those lines. Too much forest water. He seemed genuinely quite polite. He wasn't overly traumatized by the situation.

No. As calm as the beast itself. Maybe that guy was like an incredible linguist and orator until the Bigfoot sightfoot site maybe that's what bigfoot does to you whenever you see him you're just into it you're intoxicated by his presence a drunken stupor i didn't see one of the the top comments on because that's a video on youtube but you can go listen to yourself and i highly recommend it uh one of the top comments is this guy sounds really drunk but hell if i saw a bigfoot i'd be drinking too yeah all right fair play so if i saw a 10 foot dude like trapped in my dog's chains i would be

necking moonshine i did forget to mention as we pointed out earlier that um from mr tim peeler's description he also does have six fingers on each hand creature has six fingers so a thumb and then just six fingers so i'm gonna run some maths by rory okay let's just say that this guy's had a little bit to drink right he's not seeing things as they normally are okay you know okay let's just think for a second if this thing maybe had five fingers like right you know like humans and every other kind of you know close to human species so he's exaggerating here you know to be fair to the guys you know he's reporting what he saw but he didn't see it right he's you know exaggerating here by about 20 so you think maybe the height is also exaggerated a little bit?

So every aspect of this is exaggerated by a certain amount. Like 20%. Yeah. That's right. So he actually had five fingers on each hand. Maybe. Was a man. And he hit a man with a stick.

Yeah, he just beat a man in the stick. Then phoned the police and said, I didn't shoot him. I didn't shoot him. I just want to make sure in case Bigfoot turns up to the police station with a big bruise on his head. I love as well the idea of that woman in the police station just being like, is anyone free? We got a call up in the mountains.

Is it Tim? Yeah, it's Tim. You seeing it again? Yep, yep, yep, yep. If anyone can go out there and take a look, apparently he beat this monster over the head up by his cabin. Also, while you're up there, we've got a missing persons report for someone.

Blunt trauma force. We don't know what's going on. Just ask Tim if he saw anything. Yeah, yeah, we'll do, we'll do. I think that's actually really good. A really good hypothesis. I'm just wondering. I queue up on that one.

I'm just wondering. Because it's like when you see double when you're drinking i i mean i think judging by that man's voice he might have drunk so much let's be honest he might have been looking in a mirror he might have smacked a mirror with a stick how tall is tim we don't know we don't know does he even have dogs i think this man needs immediate psychiatric examination. I could do it. I'm also a professional psychiatrist, along with a paranormal investigator.

Yeah, Rory Parr is MD, of course. What year was this, by the way? I don't know. You do not know? I searched and I searched. I think it was generally, it must have been in either 1990s, late 80s. Okay, so quite recent. I think it's quite recent

yeah it's not it's not a really old thing yeah despite the quality of that phone call recording yeah I did look into a little bit because obviously Bigfoot is of quite a famous paranormal creature and there's lots of instances of it so I was searching I was like is there any more proof like more trustworthy incredible incredible than this? There's not. There's absolutely not. That's as good as it gets. I came across one in August,

2012, a man in Montana was killed by a car while perpetrating a Bigfoot hoax using a ghillie suit. Wow. He just jumped out in front of a car pretending to be Bigfoot. He just killed him. I think it was set up. So like his friend was going to film Bigfoot and they just killed him because I think it was set up so like his friend was going to film Bigfoot and the car just killed him

as it would as it would if you jump in front of a car absolutely ridiculous well I'm sorry Rory but I think you'll find the Patterson footage have you seen the Patterson footage? no no is there a big man? Bigfoot? Have you seen the Patterson footage? Have you seen the Patterson footage? No, no. Okay, I think we should just take a little...

Is there a big man? Big foot? You might have... The Patterson footage is so famous, you might have already seen the Patterson footage. Is it the one where he's like looking a little bit to the... Yeah, he looks back. Is it not just a gorilla, like a man in a gorilla suit?

I don't know. I think it's Bigfoot. Do you want to see it? Do you want to see it? Yeah, let's see it now and then i'll do i'll read this freaking hilarious little section i'd love it if you were just like i don't know if i can still find it are you going into your bookmarks it's like no no no what is this bigfoot ufos roswell lizard men ah so this is actual footage. So this is footage of the Bigfoot. The Bigfoot.

Who took this? Probably a man called Patterson. That's so... That's obviously not the audio. Someone has added the creepiest audio you could find. As if the Bigfoot is a ghost. That could just be a man in a gorilla suit, though. But it also could be a Sasasquatch a sasquatch

a legitimate dog i love the way the camera is shaking uncontrollably at what he just saw oh my god that actually that's that's pretty good but i was looking for like hard evidence dna fur samples um capturing one for example that's very hard evidence yes that has not been done that's true so i went i went down that trail to see if it had been done before uh after what the huffington post described as a five-year study of purported bigfoot also known as sasquatch dna samples i know right it feels like we're there science texas veterinarian melba ketchum which that's a pokemon trainer honestly and her team announced that they had found proof that the sasquatch is a human relative that arose approximately 15 000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern homo sapiens as we said with an unknown

primate species wow so that's kind of like what we were going with like maybe crossbreeding a little bit yeah they put a little more facts in there dress it up a that's kind of like what we were going with, like maybe crossbreeding a little bit. Yeah, they put a little more facts in there, dress it up a little bit, but that's what we were saying. They've got DNA. They have the Bigfoot man's DNA. Good Lord.

Ketchum then called for this to be recognized officially, saying that government at all levels must recognize them as indigenous people and immediately protect their human and constitutional rights against those who would see their physical and cultural differences as a license to hunt, trap, or kill them. That's beautiful. You know, they were thinking that far ahead.

I think we should rewrite the constitution. To include paranormal... Sasquatch. Rights. Sasquatch rights. Sasquatch rights. Absolutely. Failing to find a scientific journal that would publish their results,

Ketchum announced on February 13, 2013, that their research had been published in the De Novo Journal of Science. The Huffington Post discovered that the journal's domain had been registered anonymously nine days before the announcement, and the only edition of De Novo was listed as volume one, issue one. And the only content was the Big Bird Research. Well, make your own damn journal. I love that so much.

It's just like the most childish. You don't get your way. You're like, I'll play my own game. I'll make my own science journal and prove it is right so unfortunately my hunt for um bigfoot dna it came up empty-handed that's so unfortunate but i think we're landing in like kind of an optimistic place i don't believe tim peeler that night saw bigfoot or sasquatch there's a lot of reasonable doubt i don't even know if his dogs were in heat or not at this point i'm questioning a lot about this man absolutely i'm amazed he was able to

dial 999 or it's like the fifth attempt it was a lot of like keyboard smashing i know he made the call at 7 a.m yeah but i think overall i'm ready, if someone comes and says, here's some good footage, here's some good proof. Yeah. Who am I to say that there is no Sasquatch monster living in some part of the woods in the world? Yeah. You know, whatever it is, 99% of all species that have ever existed are extinct. So who knows? And 1,200 of those species are now living on this earth as ghosts.

And that is just paranormal fact. We'll get into paranormal facts a little bit more in the show. Spouting off nonsense that will be quoted for forever. I'm not going to go into it in this episode. Yes. Because this would be a whole episode in itself talking about our own paranormal experiences. Yeah. But, you know, in my time, I did once come across a gorilla man.

A monster creature. I think I've told you about it before. Have you? You're like, whoa, wait, stop the podcast. Are you doing a bit here? Or is this like a legit? He's suddenly starting to get really slow. I did not shoot it.

We'll get into it later. We'll get into my adventures with that insane mythological creature later. Okay. For now, where do we land? We land on Tim Peeler's story is not real. I think Tim Peeler's story is not real. I agree. Entertaining, but not real.

Fantastic, but not real. But the question still remains, Roy. After your decades of research. Yes. Where do you stand on the position of bigfoot i'm gonna say not real not real i'm saying not real i'm saying bigfoot is out there the squash lives squash form your groups let's go squash watching i think it was mine it's called squatching is it actually it actually is yes oh damn there there it's a gigantic field the squatching field um

squatches have been known to shape shift take the form of other animals wait people who watch them people who watch that squash are shape shifting no the squash someone should be looking into them first don't who cares about this guy you got shape-shifters over here I didn't I didn't know it was a big movement yeah no I no I I respect you on this one I think I think you're right okay I think the squash does not live I think at some point I think at some point, some sort of giant hominid was running about terrorizing dogs in heat. But I think in 2016, 2017, I should say. I just don't see it.

We would have shot him. We would have shot him already. Absolutely. Because we're cutting down the forest at an alarming rate. How long before he's got nowhere to hide? It's so true. It's like, oh, maybe we'll get on to one with the Loch Ness Monster. But Loch Ness is not that big.

How can you not find a creature in the swamp? Drain the swamp. Let's get Hillary. Let's get... Is she a lizard? We don't know. We don't know at this point. Yeah, I don't think so.

I think a hunter would have shot and killed it by now. Yeah. Or trapped it. Absolutely. It is interesting. I forgot to mention in the Tim Peeler case, it was the, I don't think it was a sheriff. It was someone in the police force.

There was a news crew went over. These are interview people. And they were talking to one of the sheriffs that was involved with the case. And they were like, what do you think about tim peeler's claims for bigfoot and he's like oh yeah he's real and they were like what like i think they were looking for a source to kind of just being like oh that's the crazy guy that lives up in the woods but he was like no like when i was a kid uh there were stories like all around these towns of this

creature that would break into uh it was like chicken dens and kill all the chickens i mean that is one of the craziest things about bigfoot is that whilst his dick yeah jesus that thing's crazy that's where you're going right yeah we need to find bigfoot and sign him up as an adult performer it'll be a major cash card. No, it's that whilst he's now commonly associated with the Pacific Northwest, because I guess that's just like where all the trees are in America, that's where all the sightings are in kind of Washington and stuff like that. There are Bigfoot stories from all around the world. There is, you know, down in like Indonesia and parts of Asia through anywhere with forestation, they believe in a giant ape

that lives in the woods and terrorizes chickens. That's one of the compelling elements of the story is that so many people believe in it. But that also makes it somewhat less believable that it's not one target location, like one town,

one group of people. Imagine if someone was like, oh, yeah, there's this monster that lives in a lake. It imagine if someone was like oh yeah there's this monster that lives in a lake it's like oh i heard there's a monster that lives in this lake over here it's like no there's one in this lake it's kind of if it was one monster one lake that makes it a bit more plausible i think than just hundreds of them because if there's like hundreds of big feet stomping around the forest why haven't we we i want to kill and eat bigfoot what do you think he tastes like eat him i think he tastes like a rough rough piece of like human

i don't know i've had a boar i've had boar before i bet he's like tougher boar tougher boar yeah for sure it's kind of gray and hard and yeah not good you just want to eat it to say you did it you killed bigfoot and you ate him yeah i personally don't feel that compunction but right well you're a vegetarian yeah i'm saying no no i'm bigfoot no i'm bigfoot until you burn down all the forests you catch him and you bring him to my doorstep, and sure, I'll try and do the Scooby-Doo thing where I rip off the mask. If that thing doesn't come off, I'll say it's Bigfoot. I'll say he's real.

I'll go back on my words. Yeah. Yeah. The Bigfoot community is going to be so mad that we picked out Tim. How dare you victimize Tim? One of us. One of us. One of us.

They all show up with their big sticks, kind of like shimmy us around. Oh, I'm good. So I think that basically ties up all the loose ends with the Bigfoot case. If you would like to email us in any of your paranormal experiences or stories, obviously only real ones,

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