This Paranormal Life - #008 Black Helicopters - The Conspiracy Obama Admitted

Episode Date: May 30, 2017

Are Black Helicopters in the night sky actually sentient entities created using nano-bio-technology to be agents of the New World Order illuminati? You can't rely on 'The News' for that kind of information, so tune in to this week's episode of This Paranormal Life to find out!Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is the moon made of water? Is Obama a Satanist? Does the ghost of Walt Disney haunt rival animation studios to this day? There are some things that mankind is not meant to know. Until now! Please welcome to This Paranormal Life. My name is Kit Greer and I'm here with my paranormal host, Rory Pars. Hello, how's it going? Is that Walt Disney one real that is that based on any absolutely not oh damn it i was like that could be a good one i could have gone with is what was

walt disney a nazi wasn't that a thing yes very anti-semitic apparently and also he was cryogenically frozen uh apparently is that true underneath disneyland his body remains yeah i don't know where that even came from we could probably do a Disneyland episode there's a lot of stuff about Disneyland Disney funded a documentary about UFOs really? when Tomorrowland was released launched at Disney World and Disneyland

you know Tomorrowland their futuristic section no well they have a whole section called Tomorrowland which is all about the future and all the rides are futuristic that's where Space Mountain is to tie in with that they released an entire documentary because i watched it on uh on ufos and like ufo discoveries in human interaction with ufos it was basically

like saying that they're real and the government are lying to us that's like walt really yeah jesus that woke walt woke walt that's tight but we're not gonna be talking about walt disney today we are absolutely not roy how much do you know about black helicopters absolutely nothing nothing like that seems crazy i know that they're a thing yeah but i know they're black and another helicopters and that is it well that's kind of fair because i kind of like i knew that they were a thing uh and i knew that they were one of the big things they're big sort of paranormal slash conspiratorial topic um presumably like research presumably i don't know a lot about them that means they're doing their shit right that is right doing it like well right like if i was like

i've known nothing about them you're like good good that's what they want mission accomplished you have an earpiece in like what are you talking who are you talking to eagles landed charlie fox draw bravo like darton comes in hits me in the neck well maybe you've never noticed the color of a helicopter before but you should because it could be the difference between life death or internment in a fema camp that's a federal emergency management agency for you okay but we'll get to that later well what is a black helicopter at its most basic it is a helicopter that's been created with stealth in mind think how loud a normal helicopter is you know when everyone knows that that sensation if you're trying to get to sleep and you know some assholes growing cannabis flying a helicopter around trolling you running in circles yeah some assholes down the street growing cannabis

and they're trying to bust this house at 3 a.m the helicopter's flying you know does this happen to you yeah well apparently that's what they're doing like a lot of the time if they're like because i used to get this near near my uh place uh in ireland that they would like hover like right just scare people like the idea is that you're like infrared scanning and they scan for grow houses what yeah oh because they need heat right you need to i don't know i don't know anything about going with marijuana no you're a narc you're a narc bro uh that's insane yeah that's scary that's advanced so yeah it's terrifying um so think how loud that normal helicopter is now imagine that a black helicopter is silent how totally how is my first question we'll get there we'll get there it's not it's not even just science and magic answer, magic. No, I said it.

You see, you do know. You do know. It's invisible. True. It's invisible to radar and so black that in the dead of night, it's invisible to the naked eye. What? No.

It's invisible, bro. It's completely invisible, bro. So they're not black. They're invisible. You tell me that there are 12 black helicopters out in that night sky out the window right now you tell me you can't see them put on these goggles these are from a 3d cinema put them on no they are black hawk helicopter detection device it says odeon on the side so let me rewind let me rewind us back to 1967 pueblo colorado okay which i've never heard of before but it doesn't sound like a place that should be in colorado no not at all but anyway it's real trust me uh a horse was found dead. 1967, Pueblo, Colorado.

A horse was found dead in mysterious circumstances. Helicopters. It was chopped up by a helicopter. See, you're good at this. You're learning. You're so fast. I cannot wait to see how this has any relevance at all to do with a black helicopter. Let alone any helicopter.

Jesus. So, it's creepy as hell uh it was surgically killed so we're not talking no coyote ran up and grabbed this thing by the throat it was surgically sliced by a man presumably well let's get there i would ask that you don't interject with you you're discrediting the helicopters. It was surgically killed and mutilated. So we're talking precise cuts. Its blood had been drained from its body. What? Drained?

No blood left. And the blood wasn't outside of it? No. No, it was gone. It was drunk. It was consumed. Well, yeah. Shit. Drained. Drained. It was, well... Consumed. Well, yeah. Shit.

Drained. So it sliced up, skin removed. This is getting way weirder. It's very dark. What the hell happened? So word gets out. And at first people thought it was Satanists. Right, of course.

Which is fair, because it's like when something ridiculous happens, you just go, well, there's a bunch of up guys living yeah always on the street maybe the guys in the hoods they're lighting candles yeah the teens praying to goats yeah exactly to be honest my georgie's turned 14 and then he did come back covered in blood last night you know there's an animal that was scared oh satanist let me say this i guess yeah we've all been there. We were all young once. You've got a Satan tattoo in your chest. Yeah, they've got, like, freaking stars, like, on their necks. They've got sharp teeth like vampires.

Oh, we've all been there. But that would be all well and good if this was a one-off incident. But when it started happening more and more... No, it wouldn't. Well, it would have been Satanist. That would have made sense. Okay, yeah, yeah. But when it started happening more and more... No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't. Well, it would have been Satanists. That would have made sense. Okay, yeah, yeah. But when it started happening

more and more, the pieces of the puzzle just didn't fit. So in 1975, Democratic Senator Floyd K. Haskell... I really had to struggle with that one. My boy Floyd knows what's up.

My boy Floyd, he's a reliable gent. Floyd K. Haskell contacted the FBI asking for help due to public concern regarding the issue of these mutilations

he claimed there had been 130 mutilations in Colorado alone and further reports across nine states a 1979 FBI report indicated that according to New Mexico

State Police there had been an estimated 8,000 mutilations in Colorado what year is this? that is 1979. Oh, my God. And that's probably over the last few years.

But 8,000 in Colorado alone. That's way too many. All with the same symptoms, all with the skin and the blood. All with the same signs. Mutilation. A lot of the time, skin removed. A lot of the time, drained of blood. And this is creepy.

Somehow, dropped from a height. They're, like, all busted up. What? They've been, like, dropped from a height. They're like all busted up. What? They've been like dropped from a height. What? Oh, man. Okay, sweet. And they're all, what are they?

They're all the same animal? They're all different animals? Because if they're cows, then I have a lot of weird theories about that. Yeah, well, it is cows. It's all cows? Yes, pretty much. Oh, shit, man. This is cattle mutilations of the 70s and 80s.

Do you know why aliens always stay around cows with like hayfields and stuff no because when they're abducting humans and they want to like raise and breed their own humans that's the one thing they need because then the babies get the milk from the cow and the adults get like the meat from the cow so that's what they want they want to like genetically produce their own cows to like feed generations of space humans yeah yeah that's kind of neat it's crazy isn't it i got some can i see some evidence i mean i left it on my other thing uh uh black helicopter comes down i hop inside you know we'll have a twist that if you if i don't ask you for evidence you won't ask let's make that establishment very early on.

Yeah. So these things have been dropped from a hype. Just when things couldn't get any weirder, April 8th, 1979, three police officers in Dulce, New Mexico reported a mysterious aircraft, a black US military helicopter, or so it seems, hovering above the site where 16 cars had been mutilated. Okay. or so it seems hovering above the site where 16 cars have been mutilated okay so was it really u.s government or was it the perpetrator returning to the scene of the crime so you don't really know what happened there are they like they're investigating or it's like we do know these cars are getting dropped from a height but none of those u.s military helicopters hanging out above

car mutilation sites can you imagine imagine like Floyd talking with like two CIA guys? It's like, so I don't know if you guys can just take a look at it. And they're like, oh, we'll take a look at it. Why did you just wink at that guy? Oh, no, no reason. No reason. You did it again.

I feel like you're not taking me very seriously. I think this guy's a real nutcase. He's like, you know, nutcase isn't a phrase exclusive to the FBI. That is a generally used insult. Yeah, sure. You're doing crazy signs. It's like, these are not hand gestures.

Anyway, how'd you guys get here? Oh, helicopter. Never mind. Never mind. Shit, now I'm going to take the bus home. Black bus comes inside. Bunch of old women get off and they get on. Black bus.

Oh, God. In another incident, a Mr. Robert Smith Jr. was driving his tractor on his farm in Honey Creek, Iowa. This one is insane. He's in Honey Creek, Iowa, driving his tractor. There had recently been a string of cattle mutilations in the area and across the border in Nebraska,

when all of a sudden, two unregistered black twin-engine helicopters opened fire on him and his tractor. What? What the hell? Why are helicopters coming out of nowhere and attacking random people? So, I mean, this isn't a u.s military helicopter this isn't a standard u.s military okay obviously like like what do they have against this farmer word started spreading that mysterious black helicopters were somehow connected to the

epidemic of cattle mutilations across the country the media helped disseminate this theory in the movie capricorn one black helicopters chased down three astronauts trying to reveal that their mission to mars was faked however the helicopters in the film behave more like living things rather than vehicles and at one point turn to face each other as if they're talking to each other but this video which you can look up capricorn one black helicopter scene this shows you what how people were starting to think it shows you that back at this point people were going okay these things don't belong to military they don't belong to the police what the hell are they are they living things are they communicating with each other but the idea of black

helicopters really entered the public dialogue when hal lindsey wrote about them in the best-selling book the late great planet earth lindsey theorized that the plague the plague you know the book of revelations yes you know the plagues the biblical end of the world style that the plague of locusts in the book of revelations are helicopters cobra attack helicopters mate well who's to say that he's wrong i mean me i guess for one but yeah me too while we're at it well think about it so like you have you have people off in india in countries that you know there's tribes that haven't been you know reached by the outside world yet when they see planes they presumably think you know they've been referred to as like giant metallic like birds

soaring through the sky maybe when the premonition was made in Revelations, they see these things in the distance. Hundreds of them. They're like locusts. Locusts. That's what they are. But no. That's it. Because they didn't have that frame of reference.

Exactly. Exactly. Is it possible the same black helicopters that terrorized Colorado in the 60s and 70s were also present in the Old Testament of the Bible? No. Please suspend disbel disbelief sir does this mean they're time traveling no no of course are they transdimensional they move in a lot of time using futuristic technology to go back in time to the book of revelations oh this makes so little sense why oh why why i just because i'm so confound like what is the reason behind this because when this started i assumed that this was like secret government technology is it though because you're saying

like the fbi don't know about it and they're now trans-dimensional and they like haunted jesus or something you see it's because it goes above the fbi you need to stop it bro you're always thinking in terms of the fbi ca look listen there are tiers of government beyond the fbi beyond the ci beyond the united states the new world order the illuminati okay you need to start thinking in terms of that the one world government traveling back in time anyway because i don't know about them i don't know i'm getting i'm getting riled up riled up the crazy thing is that's like a that is legit a best-selling book, The Late Great Planet Earth.

But it's not. It's a very popular book. Fiction? I mean, it's not fact, is it? It's not like a prediction of what's going to happen or what is happening. Well, I'll be honest, if I was a better researcher, I would have actually read the thing. Moving on.

What we do know, whether they were in the book of Revelations, we do know that black helicopters are real. Okay. A certain black helicopter expert known as Barack Obama was asked about the existence of black helicopters. No way. In a recent podcast with Marc Maron. They cornered him.

They cornered him. Can we get him on ours? Absolutely. Let's just pause, tweet him. Get him in. Dead air. There's get him on ours? Absolutely. Let's just pause, tweet him, and then we'll just reset. Dead air. There's no more episodes of the podcast from then on. We get shut down.

Yeah, exactly. The sound of helicopters. Put in the sound of helicopters and gunfire here. And on the podcast, he admitted, quote, There are black helicopters, but we generally don't deploy them on U.s soil that was a great obama impression as well stellar i've been practicing all day i really should have more research and less obama practice so we do know they exist obama himself the head of the new world order i mean united states of america i admitted that they exist that they do deploy them internationally and he says not in u.s but I mean, these stories are beg to differ.

That's him saying black helicopters exist. He hasn't said that trans-dimensional, soundless, transparent helicopters have been deployed in foreign states. Yeah, and that's why Marc Maron's a hack, because he didn't ask those hard-hitting questions. You've got to follow up, man. If you've got Obama's ears, if you've got his ears, chew on chew on him chew on those ears and get some freaking info on his ears because that would be my follow-up absolute follow-up it's almost like you know it's it's like a tactic for when you want something you like low you do like a low ball question and then you're like if he's like i can't possibly comment on black helicopters you're like oh fine oh, fine. I guess, what about aliens then?

Are they real? Seriously, you know, see if he slips up a little bit. And then if you won't do that one, then go back to the helicopters. I thought you were going to say like, okay, do helicopters exist. And he's like, what? Yes. Well, what about black ones? Oh, you're good at this.

That is worrying that he made a slight verbal confirmation of the existence of black helicopters. Yeah, because you have to bear in mind, I agree. He did not say that they were in the Book of Revelations. That's true. He did not say that they were literally the plague of locusts. That the rivers ran red with black helicopters. Helicopter oil. But he wasn't just talking about black helicopters.

He was asked about the conspiracy idea of black helicopters. The fact that there are stealth operators. Who let him on a podcast? He's leaking shit like everywhere. He's a Snowden of himself. This is ridiculous. You just know that like off camera, the like bodyguards are like doing the jokes.

And he's just looking back. He's going, he's getting in. He gives a shit. Yeah. I'm out of here. Podcasts aren't going to be big. I'm going kite surfing

with Richard Branson, which is what he did, by the way. Did you see those photos? Yeah. That was the first thing he did. That was amazing. For all we know,

he was hanging on the back of a freaking helicopter. If you use technology to auto enhance and zoom outwards, he's hanging on to eight black helicopters. Eight of them.

And they're all facing each other so how far does rabbit hole go many believe that the united nations are using black helicopters to deploy secret agents of the new world order to prepare a global communist takeover okay but is that as deep as we can go rory that's what i want to know tied into lindsey's theory that the biblical locusts were actually helicopters, there is a theory that the Black Helicopters are actually lifeforms. Created by the New World Order

agencies via nanobiotechnology, which is not a word I'd ever read before, the primary purpose is to spy on the activities of citizens so that when the New World Order invasion takes place, they will round up citizens for elimination. The helicopters will? Absolutely.

Okay. Why would you listen to a helicopter? Because they got guns and whatnot. Didn't you see they attacked that guy in the tractor? I guess, yeah. Come on, you wouldn't obey an attack helicopter. I just find that so... Because I would just assume there's a man inside the helicopter.

Yeah, but he's like a faceless man. imagine looking in it's like kind of like anime like gloss over his face i just love the idea of like me coming outside my house and helicopters like get to sector 12 now but it's okay i'll do whatever you want mister he's like i'm not a mister i'm the helicopter and like, that would immediately be such a huge thing to move past. Like, I was already going to do what they wanted, but now I'm like, wait, what? Yeah, what? Don't ask questions. It doesn't matter. But I'm a sentient helicopter.

Just move past that and go to sector 12. It's like, no, I'm not going to move past that. How? You move past it when the gun's blazing and you're trying to drive your tractor in Colorado, okay? and there are guns blazing and you're trying to drive a tractor in Colorado, okay? To substantiate this claim, there actually are hundreds of reports of black helicopters hovering above residences, following people,

chasing UFOs and doing all sorts of stuff. And you can actually watch these videos online. I did some of this research myself. There are many videos out there of black helicopters in different situations. Yes, some of those videos are going to turn out to be bogus. Yes, some of them are not important. They might be different things.

They could be Coast Guard. They could be regular helicopters. They could be a normal helicopter, not run by the Illuminati, obviously. But there are hundreds of reports out there. So just in the vein of this, this is going to be a bumpy ride, I'll warn you right now. All right. But we'll delve quickly into the world of how black helicopters

are believed to operate in the most fantastic form of that idea. Okay, okay. Helicopters start out as seed crystals. Oh, Jesus. They're injected into biological host organisms, typically cattle, but occasionally humans, either by human technicians or by other black helicopters. These crystals can be sprayed...

So the helicopters are banging crystals? Absolutely. Yes. Are you going to keep interrupting me? If you'll hold your tongue for one second, sir, we'll continue on the lesson. What about this doesn't make any sense? These crystals can be sprayed from military or civil aircraft, which then enter the body of a host via food or the water supply.

Once there, it develops into a microscopic black helicopter, or an MBH. There's no need for that abbreviation, because no one's going to say that in their lives. The amount I'm about to say, Rory, you're going to need to be... No, not really. After a few weeks, they grow to 20 or 30 centimeters in length and burst forth from the guts of their host. And this is where the cattle mutilations come in.

Wow. Why did it... No. So the cows take off into the air. No, they just... And then... It just busts out of the cow like alien style. Like a little blade? Yeah. Into the air. No, it just busts out of the cow like alien style. Like out of the stomach.

Like a little blade? Yeah. And that's why we find these surgical slices out of these cattle. They just explode out of them. Right. And their blood has been harvested to make the black helicopter in the first place. Oh, so it's like a husk at this point. Exactly. Because it's been sucked up.

It's blood helicopters. Infected cattle can also be under control of these black helicopters when they're inside them, causing them to become New World Order agents, misleadingly termed mad cows. Ever heard of mad cow disease, Roy? Oh, damn. Black helicopters in their blood. Inside their cows, yes!

It's all coming together now. Foot and mouth disease? No, more like blade in body disease cancer more like black helicopters inside of humans yeah common cold more like common black helicopter okay anyway one possible link to the theory of black helicopters is the slightly older legend of black Volgas. Do you ever heard that one? Like a car? Yeah.

Oh, God, no. Just like black helicopters terrorize North America today, black Volgas were cars deployed in the Cold War era, Eastern Bloc around Poland, Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine. They're just cars. And they abducted people, Rory. That happens all the time, though. People with cars abduct people every single day. Were there vampires in the cars abducting people?

Were there vampires? They abducted children, Roy. We have the documents. According to different versions of the legend, they were driven by priests, nuns, vampires, Satanists, or Satan himself himself okay himself why does he need a car if he's the dark lord this is mental do you think so like by this logic way early on in the past they had like black wagons they used to like ride around like

haunting people and like grabbing people grabbing cowboys and indians off the freaking streets uh yeah insane well yeah you have to say that's a pretty it's a kind of dope ride for satan to be like riding around and this this is this is a local legend in in eastern block was that um that you know if you were a kid if a if a car pulled up, a black Volga pulled up, you would not go near it because it might be the last thing you ever do. That Satan or a priest or a vampire would abduct you. I love that, like, nowadays you have to teach children,

like, don't go near, like, why vans or strangers offer you candy? Because it might be a kidnapper or it might be a pedophile but these kids were like it might be the devil don't go near it yeah you will burn in hell for an eternity how about that he will suck you in with a wave of fiery blood and consume your soul literally this is this is where the comparison comes in because the legend went children were being kidnapped by these black vulgas and their blood was being harvested as a cure for rich Westerners and Arabs that suffered from diseases, a.k.a. New World Order agents. Were these vulgas the same living organisms created using nanobiotechnology as today's black helicopters? No.

Media and public attention to black helicopters continues to today. media and public attention to black helicopters continues to today even in recent years first term republican northern idaho representative helen chenoweth tried to enforce the endangered species act as armed federal agents and black helicopters were landing on idaho ranchers property she told the new york times quote enough people in my district have become concerned i just can't ignore it and we have proof you're about to lay down some solid proof you put like a dead cow on the table but jesus man filled with tiny helicopters yeah oh my god he said he's mattel on the side you bought these and it's done no i don't have any proof absolutely not so i know i've taken us quite a wild ride here we know they exist obama himself admitted that they exist. Not just helicopters painted black.

He admitted to stealth helicopters for secret operations, secret agents operating internationally. Yeah. Are they harvesting children's blood? I don't know. Are they sentient beings created through nanobiotechnology for the Illuminati to control the world's population? That is the question. That is the question.

So we got two lines here yes we got two lines one of them goes down the path of military designed stealth helicopters and i completely believe that those do exist yes because i'm fairly sure what weren't they used to kill osama bin laden yeah right didn't like they dropped steel team six in with like a super silent stealth chopper essentially like the way you say still team six like you know them personally yeah my boys terry jerry i don't know why they all end with eri uh i like the idea is those guys can drop it so did you ever think why we're called still team six what happened to the first like five probably nothing probably just a favorite number uh i just realized something shit scary okay they never right osama bin laden didn't they

like say that they like dumped his body in the ocean like megatron put him in the what is that place called the mariana trench dumped him in there with the all spark no because right there like on the way back it's like they dumped him in the ocean right was that it yeah i think so oh yeah probably like on the way back they killed him they had the body on the way back right because they didn't want anyone to okay to have something like that yeah yes because that was a conspiracy was that no one ever saw him there was no no body. Hashtag, where is the body? What if they took him in a black helicopter and, like, sucked his blood or did some crazy stuff? Because it was like, it wasn't SEAL Team 6.

It was just a helicopter. Possibly piloted by the devil himself. I don't know. I don't know why the devil is working with America to take down number one terrorists. You think he would be into that sort of thing? He's like, I have to be back inussia to absorb children's blood in three hours you mentioned like uh like the devil like waking up and be like what should i do today it's like well whatever

you're gonna do like these terrorists are doing really horrible stuff it's like what it's like no i can do much more horrible stuff it's like are you seriously dude you see they're like bombing people and things he's like that's my job it's like it's like trick him into one of these helicopters and like dump him in the water he's definitely british by the way we've established that the devil's british oh totally totally because you know he shows up and he's all classy and he's got his little contract yeah why is he always like suave because he's like devilishly charming i suppose that was isn't that is that a word anything yeah it is that's true but i suppose that was it't that is that a word anything yeah it is that's true but i suppose that was it he was like the brightest and best of the angels wasn't he he was like the

brightest best angel and then he like uh i don't know like like it i don't know he's a little shit screw heaven screw paradise that's a very good line of inquiry though i mean it's not but it's just fun to talk about oh come on that is a legitimate question we don't know what happened with that body and we know that it was black helicopter exactly they did so at what point did it become more than just a stealth chopper and become a sentient blood-sucking machine yes so where do you stand on the sentient blood-sucking machine business i think that it's bullcrap i think that is bullcrap okay i think people seen helicopters yeah guys the government gets up to some shady crap i'm on i'm on this is my testimony right now hand on um uh this cup of tea because i don't have a bible but this is

trump's america i swear there's some crazy stuff going on out there yeah in the form of helicopters do i think that those helicopters are sentient beings grown in the stomachs of cows and other creatures and some are born microscopic well then how do you describe the cattle mutilations roy i don't know there's tons of there's tons of you know okay that's that's there's lots of reasons why animals die yeah not mutilation though and the fact that there were so many yeah around a helicopter area i don't know that is that is a bit weird i don't know why i'm busting your balls because i think it's a whole load of horseshit too for sure we have established though as obama said the black helicopters are real they are out there you better watch out for them but they're not

going to like talk to you anytime soon no they're not going to bust into your head and take over your brain i don't think we have to worry about it i think cattle mutilation is aliens yeah i think that's a whole nother story oh yo i got some weird ass freaking oh yeah cattle mutilation stories that he's gonna like rustle your jimmies he be terrified. Well, I think that just about wraps it up for the case of the black helicopters on This Paranormal Life. If you have black helicopter footage, please send it to us.

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