This Paranormal Life - #037 Satan's 10 Commandments Of The Illuminati - The Georgia Guidestones

Episode Date: November 28, 2017

In 1500BC the 10 Commandments were passed down from God to man. in 1980 in Elbert County, Georgia, the 10 Commandments of Satan were passed down to the Illuminati. This is the story of the Georgia Guidestones. Only on This Paranormal Life!Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Nibiru, aka Planet X, coming to claim all of our lives in legit about two weeks? Is Netflix actually harvesting souls through your computer screen one episode of Narcos at a time? Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life. That's right, it's Tuesday. Welcome back to the podcast. My name is Kit Greer. I'm your professional paranormal host investigator on this week's episode, joined by my professional paranormal host guest. Guest? I'm sorry. What am I to you? Some sort of bearded lady you can just wheel out so the crowd will scream? F*** you, man. On This Paranormal Life, every week we dissect a different paranormal tale, claim, or or case and we

get to the bottom of it work out whether it's true or not we have frankly a an illustrious history of discoveries frankly nobel prize earning um oscar award winning yeah we didn't even make a movie but they just said guys you know so much this is the the real shit. Take this Oscar. It was actually the first podcast to be nominated and to win. Yeah, for Best Musical, Best Comedy. Best Supporting Actress. I don't know where that one came from. Probably the bearded lady thing again. That's true.

That's true. They were very confused. We won a lot of awards. But none of it satisfies us because we don't give a shit about the accolades. We don't give a shit about any of that. We give a shit about the- We melted them all down and made daggers. That's how little shits we give.

Because you know what kills a werewolf better than anything? Melted- It's the fricking Academy Award with gold that f***ing Robert Downey Jr. has touched. Anyway, this is all besides the point. I just want to make it clear that we're professionals, we're investigators, and we're here to tell the truth. Right. Today, I've got a curiosity for you. Okay. I wouldn't say this is a cryptid.

I wouldn't say this is an ancient mystery. You're losing me. This is a modern oddity. I'm in. An unexplained event. I'm in. Event, I'm in. Of extreme...

Ooh, on the line. Consequence. I'm in. To extreme oh on the line consequence i'm in to humanity oh out you lost me with humanity it was a consequence to to animals sure i'm in but humanity out all right i'm just gonna get down to it okay if that's cool with y'all. That's kosh. So Rory, do you remember a little known story called the Bible? Yes. It's actually pretty important. In the beginning, God made the oceans and the trees. You are lost really quickly. Day two. I don't think that's even the first line of the New Oral Testament.

In the beginning, God made the seas and the forest and the trees. Do you not remember the rhyme? Water, wind, fire, earth. The five talismans of Jackie Chan's adventure. Monkey, dragon, rooster. These were the talismans God created to create the perfect little girls. At some point, they shared a pizza amongst their turtle pals and their rat sensei. Then the devil was always trying to get a gobstopper.

Oh no, Jawbreaker, isn't it? Ed and Eddie? Jawbreakers? Yes. She's Christ. I call myself a Christian. That's right. The Bible is a bit of a bestseller.

And it also talks a lot about the paranormal because it turns out the stuff that Jesus got up to wasn't freaking normal. Heroes from the dead. That's pretty paranormal. Well, I guess when God was writing the Bible, his editor, Ra or some shit, was like, you know, no one's going to read this. It's way too long, way too complicated.

Right. We live in the information age. It's all tweets, Snapchats, freaking nudes these days. Millennials are not going to read a thousand page Bible. So God was like, okay, i'll write a short version one that gets the point okay i like that like pocket bible that's what i'm saying so moses is chilling in the desert and he gets tagged in a post by a burning bush right i like how you're like modernizing this hmm you're changing i like the way you're changing the events to fit in. I'm sorry. I'm just giving you the Bible as I recall it to be.

Moses was tagged by a bush in a what? He was tagged by a burning bush in a post. On? Facebook. Ever heard of it? Face Bible. And so anyway, burning bush tweets him or whatever. And it's like.

You changed it now. Meet God. No, you've changed it. You can't even get your fictitious story right at mount sinai so moses checks into mount sinai on four squares i'm shit jesus christ god downloads his message to moses jesus torrents some fish and bread off the pirate distributes them to the 3000 with malware says got you now and at that point he had to cure the lepers of the wanna cry virus and moses gets his message it's the 10 commandments

and granted as you point out i i've never read the bible it's roughly how it went down and in the 10 commandments god boils down the entire bible the 10 sentences and if you've never read the bible save your time this is all you need to know do you remember the 10 commandments at all yeah okay um and number three i actually have to go through all of them to remember i can't do them in okay you better do it from the top that's fine go for it yeah number one thou shalt not steal thou shalt not kill human orou shalt not kill. Human or otherwise. Anyone. Don't kill anyone.

I don't think that was part of it. Thy neighbor? Nope. Don't even think about killing him. In fact, love him. Love him like you would love him. I think that's three. Don't be jealous about your neighbor.

Because your jealousy will turn to hate and hatred turns to killing. Don't lie or steal about your neighbor or to your neighbor don't steal your neighbor that's forever and ever i'll go amen saying in the name of the father son i ascend slowly how did he get that right like a cheat code you got to skip life um say commandments to skip huge voice from above rory you are the first christian to get it right finally i was beginning to give up on the humans but you have proven worthy here take this fish and bread is there a virus included no but make sure the fish and bread

has access to your operating system remember to enable location access and access to your camera roll so you're you're more or less spot on i mean you left out a couple. Don't kill your neighbor's wife, I think was one. I mean, that rolls into what I said. Always indicate when you're driving. That one too. Tip in restaurants, et cetera. Yeah. Stuff like that.

Needless to say, these radical rules created the foundation for all Western civilization and set the blueprint for society for thousands of years to come. What if I told you that while God made his 10 commandments and gave them to moses the devil also created his own commandments what and gave them to none other socrates beating people over the head with a stone plaque that was right, Socrates, I've given you this stone tablet for you to do evil deeds with. No problem. Very important instructions. He just takes it, smashes someone over the head with it.

No, I mean, yeah, one of them is killed, but not with the tablet. You could do so much more. Starts running around shitting.'s like i mean pissing on the tablet wiping it on people this is this is not what i had in mind i should have picked someone else anyone i should have picked socrates i thought socrates had more of a ring to it i thought he was evil. He's just an asshole. He's an asshole idiot. The worst kind. The devil shows up in a pit of smoke. Socrates just punches him and runs away. I didn't even get a word out. You didn't even know I was the devil. You still hit me. Yeah, that's right. He

gave his own commandments to the Illuminati. Jesus. At least that's the story according to some. Others were left mystified when 3,300 years after the Ten Commandments were emailed to Moses, a new set of commandments appeared in none other than the U.S. of A. In 1980, locals in Elbert County, Georgia, found their landscape changed forever when they discovered a giant stone structure had been erected in the area. Six giant slabs of granite standing upright almost 20 foot tall, weighing a combined quarter million pounds, about 110 tons. The site is sometimes compared to Stonehenge in the UK for the size and shape of the stones. And indeed, Stonehenge holds many mysteries of its own. Maybe we'll get

into it another day. But what is remarkable about this formation in Georgia isn't the size, but what's written on them. On one of the slabs, etched into perfect English, are 10 commandments. Etched into perfect English are ten commandments. Now, in order to reenact the history of this site, I happen to have a man from Georgia here on the podcast today. Right. Rory's dad, everyone. Do you want to give these commandments a shot with your best Georgia accent?

I mean, it's just my accent. I think what you do is kind of like kind of like kiddy land sort of pinocchio a little kind of put on a regular georgia accent that would be awesome i actually find um the assumption that there is some sort of cartoonist georgia accent quite insulting yeah um the people of georgia are well educated you know it's a diverse populace um from all over the world um i'll give it a shot um i did like an accurate sort of i'll just do my dad's voice he was born in georgia so um that would be perfect thank you so these are the um the 10 i guess devil's commandments maintain humanity under 500 million in perpetual balance with nature.

I mean, what does that even mean? What was the number again? 500 million? I think, as someone pointed out, that's like half of India. So it's like a pretty small cut of the world. Oh, we have gone too far. Yeah, someone needs to tell the guys who wrote this. Number two. Yeah, someone needs to tell the guys who wrote this.

Number two. Guide reproduction wisely, improving fitness and diversity. That just sounds nice. That doesn't sound demonic. Unite humanity with a living new language. Rule passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason. Number five. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts. These are all nice commandments.

Keep going. Number six, let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court. Seven, avoid petty laws and useless officials. Number eight, balance personal rights with social duties. Number nine, prize truth, beauty, love, seeking harmony

with the infinite. Number ten, be not a cancer on the earth. Leave room for nature. Leave room for nature. Thank you for that. Those were much more nice than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be like, number one, stab babies.

Babies are cute and must be destroyed. Everything cute is bad and everything ugly is now cute. Devil's law. That's now law. I wrote it down. It's devil's law. No. I don't know why the devil's law.

You have such a good understanding of the legal system. You see, the problem with these goddamn laws, Rory, yeah, it's written in airy-fairy. devil's law no i don't know why there's such a good understanding of the legal system you'd see the problem with these goddamn laws rory yeah it's written in airy fairy you know hippy dippy be nice to each other language but look read between the lines of what this mother is saying why are you so angry about this just keep the population under a a billion. I mean, that's a weird. What are we going to do with this 6.5 billion people who don't get to stay on Earth? We got to round them up and kill them. That's what this frickin' tablet's saying. Guide reproduction wisely.

That means they want to control us, Rory. They want to control people having babies so that only certain people get to have babies. You know who gets to have the babies? Who gets to have the babies, Roy? The Illuminati. And the New World Order. Just them? And the billionaires.

And the corporate fat cats. Uh, frickin' World Court. Do I have to spell it out to you? New World Order? You ever heard of a New World Court Order? There's never been one until mine. I mean, you're taking things that could be a positive and twisting them into very negative things. I don't see that.

I don't see that at all. It's almost quite demonic what you're doing. There's a chisel in your bag. I've never seen it before, but you actually have a flaming tail, sir. Okay, so we may disagree on the morality of these laws for now, but we'll just stick to the mystery of this particular site. Okay. I'll actually show you a photo of one of the tablets.

This is where it's written in English. So you can see for yourself. You can actually scroll down a little bit, and you can see what the whole site looks like. All right. Oh, God. It's so modern. It's so done professionally very recently i mean it's perfectly carved in very fresh what font do you think that is i don't know

helvetica it would make sense it's a borderline iphone screen i'm looking at no that is like times new roman or older times new roman is one of the most ancient fonts our civilization knows is it really i don't know you heard my rendition of the bible it's very modern i believe the earth started a couple years ago i believe the year started when i was born because i don't actually remember a lot before then um it looks yeah it looks pretty not old to me no one said it was old i just said the devil made it he could have made it freaking tuesday but did you see the whole site i did yeah yeah i mean that's cooler that's 20 foot tall that's big that's a pounds. You need some sort of crane or equipment to set up that.

Or a flaming tail and wings. Why would that help? Because you're a fallen archangel, I think. No one mentioned that angels are jacked. That's not in the Bible. You can be an angel all you want, but your tiny little eagle wings aren't going to help you lift a big slab of rock like that.

And the commandments are not just in English, but in seven other modern languages as well. Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, and Russian. That's satanic as well. And I'll tell you why. Because it's eight languages. And you're probably thinking to yourself, oh, I guess those are like the eight most popular languages. I guess that's a normal reason why you put it in.

They left a shitload of languages out. Okay? Like there's a couple languages in there like swahili uh hebrew those aren't even in the top 50 languages why did he choose them oh that's interesting are the chosen illuminati new world order languages well english is in there right so we're good i guess you're like oh i didn't actually think about that i kind of felt more uh victimized by this story right but actually it sounds kind of dope yeah it's not me that has to go to hell so i get to okay i get to stab the babies i can do i guess i could probably stab one close my eyes that's fine he'd like that and once you've done the first one it's easier yeah that's what they say why are we whispering oh shit the guys in the podcast are still listening hey guys back

on a tuesday how are you doing imagine you're like i guess i could stab the babies what's going on down there kid oh nothing nothing god just talking about just reciting the 10 commandments again god anyway about that about that fish and bread. You installed it yet? Did you disable your firewall like God asked? Is that a copy of Norton's antivirus? I see in it a new... Oh, God, no way.

No way, Jose. Number nine, thou shalt not be jealous of thy neighbor's wife. Number 10, thou shalt not use antivirus protection software. I'm sorry, God. I just didn't realize that that was such a black and white commandment. What's the passcode for your Bitcoin wallet? Not only are there eight modern languages, New World Order, Illuminati languages, there are also four ancient languages written on the top.

Babylonian, Classical Greek, Sanskrit, Egyptian hieroglyphs. languages there are also four ancient languages written on the top babylonian classical greek sanskrit egyptian hieroglyphs oh so you're telling me that thing isn't tens of years old uh yes why i mean the hieroglyphs are pretty fascinating because now if this was something created by humans you got to get a group of people who can assemble these rocks, but also one that can translate to all these languages, including Egyptian hieroglyphics, which I assume isn't a large amount of people these days. You only need one person for this all to make sense. Ra? Satan. Ah, yeah. Gah, you called? Sorry, no, we meant the devil. Oh, gah! Is it all right if I stay for a couple of days?

God's on my back about that software. I lost my bitcoins. Turns out the afterlife. What's this voice? Turns out the afterlife is exclusively run on bitcoin. That's such a great Ra voice. It just develops from Ka. Ka!

Hello! I did not think a god would sound like that. Well, here we are. How do you think I feel? I sound like a grandma. Why don't you get a whole f***ing Egyptian civilization to worship this? So the stones that I just showed you, they're in a circle, and the stones are perfectly aligned to astronomical events.

The four stones in a circle point to the four extreme points of the sun's migration across the sky across an 18.6 year cycle. There is a hole in the central pillar, which when you look through, you will see the North Star. Another slot aligns with the rising sun on the winter and summer solstices. On one of the tablets, it actually lists the celestial significance

of all of the stones. One line reads, time capsule, place six foot below this structure to be opened on. But there's no dead. Oh. I really don't have any point to make about that, but it's kind of cool and quite mysterious and quite ancient.

So they're telling someone to put a time capsule in there or to dig it up? I don't... I kind of read it as to dig it up. Right. But no one's done it. Why not? I guess that... I don't know. Like, you might... Maybe it's a protected site. I have no idea.

I mean, the whole thing is weird. So, I know what you're thinking. These appeared in 1980. Yeah. Someone must have seen it happen. You're right. I will concede. A construction site was developed around the location of the stones.

They were built and erected by a local granite company. God damn it. Albert Granite Finishing Company. Local Georgia company. Of course. That's right. The stones do not have an intergalactic origin. And mysteriously,

this company also released a pamphlet when they built the Guidestones about the Guidestones stones why did they do this it is unknown did the illuminati or indeed satan force them to produce these stones and the guide it is known it is well known thank you but it does give us some more clues as to the origin and meaning of these stones so the front of the guide simply reads when man reawakens let him behold the georgia guide stones to be honest the contents of this uh guide are pretty opaque yeah that's not helpful at all it's pretty rambling in a lot of parts i've kind of um dug out a few of the key lines

which i'll read to you i need to get in the mood with a quick car right that's the good thing about raz you always know when he's entered a room yeah yeah god it is very probable that humanity now possesses the knowledge needed to establish a world government i'm to put sick, like, ancient Egyptian ra music underneath this. Oh, yeah. We must order our home here on Earth before we reach for the stars. I really hope the message isn't getting diluted by my impressive accent. No, I feel like they're really taking it seriously. Okay, okay. As long as the guys at home are going to really take this to heart.

Right. The approaching crisis may make mankind willing to accept a system of world law okay i'm going to take it down a notch because this there will be worms for those who rise early nests for those to call home dogs none of them we shall live in harmony There will be no cats. Not in Ra's world. So they go on to say, we the sponsors of the Georgia Guidestones are a small group of Americans

with a simple message for other human beings. We remain anonymous to avoid confusing our meaning. We hope to hasten the coming age of reason. In this world we play a central role in an That's ridiculous. Controlling our reproduction is urgently needed. I love that these guys go on about, oh, human beings are all shepherds. That being said, we are the shepherds of these shepherds and we'll tell

the shepherds what to do. Herd them around like little sheep shepherds. Shave them if you need to be. I am head shepherd of these shepherds. But who shepherds the shepherds? Someone pops up. I, the captain of

the shepherds. It's crazy. Nearly every nation is now overpopulated in terms of a perpetual balance with nature. We are like a fleet of overcrowded lifeboats confronted with an approaching tempest. Society must have power in regulating this vital function. Bringing unneeded children into an overcrowded lifeboat is evil. It sounds like these

group people have never been laid, never will get laid, and as a result, they're like, you know what? No one can have sex now. I banish thee.

It's sour grapes. They're like, I bet having sex isn't even that good. Yeah, you know what? I think... It's actually kind of evil. What you guys do whenever you guys go out have fun and socialize and like hook up

on the weekend that's actually evil it's just why would you bring a child an innocent child i'm sorry i'm sorry have you ever even heard of an std yeah this overpopulated world filled with with with horrible women that won't even look at me or talk to me. Everyone should just read mangas. All right, now you've crossed the line. A little better. You're disrespecting the fine art of manga. Have you ever watched that video of Obama

saying manga in anime? He pronounces it really properly. So great. We have a lot of a lot to thank japan for in terms of culture manga anime sushi we must be strong and resilient in these times like naruto uzamaki We must be clever and sightful like light Yagami. Ichigo Kurosaki we should look to. In the future.

Strong as a Gundam. And more powerful than a Super Saiyan. Right. He starts running. A tougher than a Beyblade. Stronger. Moreougher than a Beyblade. Stronger than... More fiery than a Charmander. Bigger than Godzilla. Less angry obviously. He's really losing the crowd at this point. Japanese cry. We get it. Yeah. Oh, there's a couple more.

With the completion of the central cluster of the Georgia Guidestones, our group has now disbanded. If our inscribed words are dimmed by the wear of wind and sun and time, we ask that you cut them deeper. If the stones should fall or they be scattered by people of little understanding, we that you will raise them up again thoughts no positive no otherwise so if they're saying if someone smashes the rocks can you please build them back up again absolutely who are they saying this to the shepherds who do they think going to resurrect these stones if someone smashes them? Just put that on everything.

I should put that. I don't own a car, but when I do, I'm just going to put a plaque on it that's like, if one should steal this car or should the car run out of oil, please refill it with oil. That's crazy. I'm sorry. You can tell I'm not. I was i was gonna say so you're not on board so no no well let me reveal some crucial shit which is going to change your mind instantaneously all right that was a bluff let's see what we got quickly google google friend

friend doubtful slabs evidence. I beat you over the head with a slab. Crucially, this pamphlet guide also reveals the inception of the stones. This is how it's written. Joe Fendley, president of Albert Granite Finishing Company in Alberton, Georgia, was spending his Friday afternoon in June 1979 like he spends most Friday afternoons, Right. Not to be discouraged the middle-aged man who only identified himself as Mr. Robert C Christian said he wanted to know the cost of building a monument to the

conservation of mankind. He began telling Fendley what type of monument he wanted. With this he outlined the size and specific metric measurements. Fenley admitted that his first reaction to Mr. Christian was not very good, but after listening for 20 minutes and learning the massive size of the monument he wished to purchase, Fenley decided he should take him seriously. I actually read somewhere that the company tried to throw off Mr. Christian by quoting him a really ridiculous price, like several times the actual

cost of making the monument to get him out of the office. But Mr. Christian said he would pay whatever it was. R.C. Christian apparently required all the workers on the project to sign non-disclosure agreements and to never reveal his true identity or that of the group he represented. Octogenarian Wyatt Martin, the last man alive to have met rc christian in person told discover magazine about a year ago quote they could put a gun to my head and kill me i will never reveal his real name jesus why so you tell me this isn't some serious illuminati shit you have a goddamn down-to-earth working gentleman who works in this field, and he's saying, I was there,

I met R.C. Christian, and you can put a gun to my head, I will never reveal his identity. What, the shepherd protecting the shepherd? I think we're getting a little bogged down with the shepherd analogy. Where did the sheep come in here? So the gun is like a wool. Why?

We don't know. Why does he have some sort of alliance with R.C. Christian? We don't know what these Illuminati shitlords have put him up to. We don't know what they'll do. Maybe they said, if you reveal R.C. Christian's identity, we will make sure your children's children burn in hell for an eternity. I don't know. Yeah, that would be bad.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. I can see that now. So we have some evidence here that is a public large publication. Someone involved in the construction of this site has testified saying that basically they're under duress to not reveal who did this.

This story also gives us one f***ing Da vinci code level clue to the origin of the stones okay the name robert c christian a pseudonym but surely it didn't just come from nowhere turns out it's a reference to christian rose cross or christian rosenkruise the legendary founder of the rosicrucian order i'll be real with you i didn't know what the Rosicrucian order. I'll be real with you. I didn't know what the Rosicrucians were. No, I'm in the dark here. They were a secretive order in the 17th century. Wow. Pre-Enlightenment era.

I'm on board. I'm on board again. And they introduced cryptic manifestos of how the world should be governed, basically. Politically, intellectually. To 17th century europe shortly after the release of their manifestos the age of enlightenment began and monarchies all over europe fell they kind of called it early here's a badass image of how the russo-crushians were depicted back in the dizzay so we're looking at uh your generic kind of monk looking guy.

Robes, rope belt, sandals put up. Doing a shush me sign. And notice the inscription upon the door. RC. Ooh. This was their sign. Could it be that the Georgia Guidestones are like the manifesto of the Rosicrucians all those years ago? They are the manifesto of a massive global shift in consciousness.

They are basically in the guide. They're predicting like some sort of global catastrophe and that to cope, we're going to need to cut down the population. And we're going to need to need to start a one world government to start running shit because things are out of control right now what i don't understand is if they're so smart and so clever and widespread and intimidating then why do they think the best way to get their message across in the modern world is to carve it secretly on slabs in the middle of a field with no explanation as to what or why why do they think that's gonna get results your eyes got smaller and smaller and smaller until i had finished speaking and now they're closed and i think you've fallen asleep you're pretending to be asleep i know

you're still awake you can't avoid the question by pretending to be asleep. You're standing up and you're leaving the room. You bumped into the door. Your eyes are still closed. Shit. You know all your stuff is still here. Door's closed. I'm looking out the window.

Me go nap time. He's still walking. I'll level with you right you make some sense nine again you might just make it as a shepherd yet boy but i the shepherdess will always roll over the shepherd um i think as they mentioned in their guidebook right if you'd read the goddamn thing they may be exacting influences in other ways. I think that's the way people look at the Illuminati, is that they are already controlling the world. They are running the massive corporations, world governments, etc.

And that this is just maybe another way that they're affecting the global consciousness. By some big old rocks in a field? Yeah, this is world famous. In the guide, they say, we don't want to reveal our identities. Basically having an identity would, I guess, kind of like sully the message. I mean, it's kind of as if it came

from like an alien consciousness. And I guess there's part of the human brain that still thinks if something's carved in stone, that it's pretty important. I guess I don't know any humans that would one day read something carved on a stone and turn their life around this has been very influential as he said there in discover magazine i mean there's been countless interviews across massive publications and i don't know wired magazine and like i saw like quotes from like just famous people and Yoko Ono and people who said

it was very influential to them. Really? At the time, yeah, it was pretty popular. But also Satan moves in mysterious ways. Okay, I'm out now. Don't question him. People also hypothesize that the age of reason they talk about is in reference

to author Thomas Paine's book, The Age of Reason. Thomas Paine. Oh, really? Nice one, Sherlock reason Thomas Paine nice one Sherlock Thomas Paine excuse you sir how dare you address the Shepardess I'm wearing a robe at this point

Thomas Paine was a known member of the Rosicrucian fraternity of America in addition to these puzzles the guidebook also indicates the names of several people who were involved somehow with this organization, with the Guidestones, mentioning that they are 32nd degree Freemasons. Oh!

So you can kind of start to see why people are freaking out that this is Illuminati shit, because they're basically saying, "'We're all Freemasons.'" Yeah, that is a bit suspicious. So of course, people from all over the world journey to see the Georgia Guidestones to experience them in their satanic glory.

But one inquisitive soul went too far. In 2009, a cube of granite was stolen from the top of one of the stones. It just went missing overnight. This is like in the last 10 years. Yeah. No one knew where it went. Four years later, in 2013,

a man named William Jeremy Ellis was apprehended by police in the middle of the night while attempting to put the cube back onto the monument. He later explained that he'd removed the stone for esoteric numerological reasons. Mysterious shit. Yeah. And that he decided to return it

because he didn't want the weight anymore so since 2009 there's been a small notch at the top of one of the guidestone monoliths in the last year or so a new cube appeared in the hole overnight filling the gap press went crazy there were so so the cube that he stole and tried to put back they didn't just put back in the hole that's right they where did that one go don't know okay hell the new cube that appeared featured numbers and letters carved into its faces mm jam 16 8 20 14 and many new theories started springing up press is going crazy using numerology and other esoteric disciplines to try and draw links between the guidestones and all sorts of things is it

links to the illuminati is it the number of the freaking devil what do these letters mean in one theory which you can read online i think i'll link to it the show notes blog because i do not want to get bogged down with it um it draws links between the Simpsons cartoon, the children's book Curious George, September 11th attacks, and Ebola. Jesus. However, there is one likely explanation for the cube because in the last year or so, a man named Michael Massanelli uploaded a video to YouTube explaining that he had put it there and said that the numbers actually just indicate the date that he got married. That's kind of disappointing. Why would you, of all things, it's like, oh, it's a tribute to my

wife who I love and have been married for, for 15 fateful years years i'm going to carve our engagement date on a satanic rock and fill a hole in an illuminati inscribed uh slab of granite that man was me and i actually think it was pretty romantic actually cool intelligent and romantic and you know what cla Claire loved it. We've been happily married since. Yes, we're Satanists. Yes, she's married to many, many other people as well as me. When was the last time I saw her?

Don't know. Don't remember. But you know what I do remember? Our engagement date. Because it's on the rock. Can I be sure she exists? No. No. I dreamt it and i assumed it to happen today people visit the guide stones regularly and descendants of the men who built it tend the stones cleaning graffiti

off of them people so people don't respect the stones people vandalize the stones because they hate the illuminati and the new world order this was a terrible idea. Others protect the stones because they believe the stones' message is not evil. At this point, I have to ask you, Rory, are the stones the literal work of Satan? No. You're shaking your head. Is that a yes? Usually the horizontal shaking of the head is true.

No, don't shake it like that. The kid snapped his neck it looks so uncomfortable in a way to shake his head horizontally but somehow still vertical i think he's the devil i i uh like there could be some shady stuff behind this i find it weird usually when some of this stuff pops up um it's like a weird subgroup of little goblin men or women that are trying to be like weird creepy satanists or like kill a goat in the woods but for them to have enough money to do this and construct this is pretty crazy uh and that the workers feel intimidated enough that um they feel like they can't say anything about it that's weird it's definitely

weird it's really weird because these aren't rumors of people being intimidated it's the men themselves yeah just like talking to the press candidly unless they unless it's like they don't want to give away that it's a stupid goof or a fun joke they're like this is really picked up now we can't just say that it was chris's idea when we were down at the pub but i mean it that would have cost so much money yeah unless it's just like garbage granite like they carve everything and there's all these slabs left over and they're like hey hey boys let's see what we can get away with i actually took a freaking ancient egyptian course yeah at college recently this would be freaking funny dude oh dude i took ancient babylonian last yes man i know english let's carve some shit so i don't know what i mean you investigated this

what are you coming down on yeah there's a lot of interesting aspects definitely we know they're highly skilled a lot of money yeah unlikely that they made up all the rosicrucian and freemason connections but i guess i guess there's a lot of freemasons in the world it doesn't really mean that they're illuminati overlords yeah um one thing i will point out which kind of ruined it a little bit for me here we go withheld this for a while didn't you um turned out to be a photoshop the georgia guidestones are actually not real this was a creepypasta i found at 2 a.m and thought it would make a good episode did i write the creepypasta yes are you reading my mind um so i explained that there was a a explanation tablet which told you about the

uh the cosmological origins all right the orientations of the stones it talked about the time capsule um it also gives the name of rc christian um as as the pseudonym of the man who who um commissioned the georgia guidestones of course they spelled pseudonym of the man who commissioned the Georgia Guidestones. Of course. They spelled pseudonym wrong. They carved into stone pseudonym with an N instead of an M. So pseudonym? Yeah.

Oh, that kind of, yeah, illegitimizes it a little bit. But I mean, is it possible that the Illuminati sent the right copy to the granite workers and they carved it in wrong yeah that's a good point i mean i don't know they don't have that much control over it i mean you see i mean newspapers books novels get published with typos absolutely that can happen and uh if the illuminati are going to do one thing, it's make a typo. Because that's something in real life that makes people feel uncomfortable. I, for one, I'm a grammar Nazi and it makes me sick to my stomach. Yeah.

No. Is the way to sum it up, I guess, no. I think we're on the same page. Yeah. Do you want to call it? No. It's a no from me. I think I'm'm a no i don't know what it is but no it's a weird one to explain because i don't really have an explanation for what it is

but no still no i think it's a no yeah you want me to carve that on a fucking slab so the people of the world understand it it definitely did give me some ideas it's like if you ever want to like, if you ever like make a really good tweet, maybe just like- Carve it. Commission it to granite. Yeah.

As RC Christian. At RC Christian. As our powers. No one will ever know. So I think that is a double no for this week. I think it's been a string of double no's for a while now. I'm going to try and make an effort to get a yes under our belts yeah it's been a while since we've investigated a big old fat yes yeah we'll try and get one of those going we need another

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