This Paranormal Life - #052 The Mysterious Death Of A Paranormal Investigator

Episode Date: March 13, 2018

When Paranormal Investigator Gaurav Tiwari died in 2016, the police wrote it off as suicide, or death by natural causes. But those closest to him knew there might be more to what happened. Before he died Gaurav said he was being followed by dark forces. We #investigate on this week's episode!Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is space the final frontier or is it birth? If plants can communicate with each other, do my clothes talk to each other when I close the wardrobe? Toy Story style. Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life. Nice. Welcome back to the podcast. It is Tuesday. Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to the only paranormal podcast on the internet that is hosted by myself, Kit Greer,

and this guy over here, Mr. Rory Pars. How are you doing today, Rory? Hashtag investigate. That's all I'm saying. Right. I'm just going to nip one thing in the bud, if you'll pardon the pun here. Go on. Plants talk to each other. Yeah. Maybe that's a whole other podcast for itself. There are small civilizations of plants in the forest.

That's why we're cutting it down. We've got to stop these little bastards talking. Like, for example, if a tree gets cut down in one part of the forest, other trees, like downwind from them, will know. Uproot and bolt it. They'll take up arms Second Amendment style and be ready for those sons of bitches when they come. Did you think of anything more terrifying than seeing a tree, like, reach down with its branches and rip out its own roots and then take off down the street? Ready to dropkick you with its roots.

As always, we're just going to jump right into the podcast. So today, I've got a crazy one for you. This actually comes as a listener submission from one of our day ones. Thank you, Shabazz, for this submission. Oh, amazing. It's 7th of July, 2016 in Dwarka, Delhi in India. Okay. And Gwarev Tiwari has been in the bathroom for over an hour.

Nothing unnormal there. You stay in the bathroom for over an hour. Nothing unnormal there. You stay in the bathroom for longer? Yep, that's my usual. Usual, okay. Yeah. So what's a longie? A longie? Four to five days.

Book a couple days off work. Boss is asking me, you hitting the beach this weekend? Taking some time off with your girl? Nope. Just a longie, I say. What's a longie? He says, I'm already out the office doors ready to hit home you know prep in the bathroom for a long weekend we got scented candles we got bath bombs it's gonna be a good one you know when you sit in the tub for an hour and your skin gets wrinkly i need to go to a and e after a longie Another longie Rory

Yes Dr. Murphy I'm literally like an inch tall at this point I'm bleeding the NHS for all it's worth Alright hour in the bathroom Just where is that man his wife thought Well she knocks on the glass Is everything okay But there's no response

And come to think of it There's no sound from the bathroom at of it there's no sound from the bathroom at all usually there's the sound in the shower sound of the the running water guarev is everything that we really shouldn't laugh guarev is everything okay what's happening in there he peers through the frosted glass and she can make out the shape of his body on the floor they start freaking out they manage to break open the door and inside they find Guarev gasping for breath, his eyes poking out of his head. Well, they rushed him to hospital, and sadly, after around 90 minutes of struggling to save his life,

he was pronounced dead. Medical professionals were confused as to the cause of death, but police investigation was sparked when on the surgery table, they noticed a deep black mark around his neck. Something had happened to him. This was no accident. Dwarca police even started investigating a potential murder.

Because through interviewing family, they determined Mr. Tiwari and his wife were not getting on. And they had actually fought for a couple hours the day before he died with fists or words words okay he was suspected of being unfaithful to his wife so they were kind of trying to piece together some probable causes here gotcha you know you know these police chiefs they're not uh learned in the ways of the paranormal so they just jump to you know marital tiffs exactly what's the easy way out isn't it yeah

not that he got like vulcan chopped by casper himself straight out of the loo what's a vulcan i don't know if he vulcans do pinches don't they right that little neck thing vulcan chop like you put your hand in a v and then karate chop them that's how i do it i call it the vulcan i go vulcan chop and then deck someone in their face. It's not even a chop, really. That's what I call a punch. That's you age 12 in jujitsu class for the first time. Vulcan chop.

Where did you learn that from? Sensei's like, you are the most disrespectful student I have ever had. The other child was bowing to you and you chopped him with his exposed neck. He's just lying on the floor. Yeah, and guess what? I got another three in the bathroom, sensei. Those little bastards tried to

gank me while I was taking a dump. It's like they were getting changed into their geese. You're already a black belt and you came in here pretending to be a blue belt? Why am I a 12-year-old black belt? I like the idea as well that you train in jiu-jitsu for many years. Right.

And then on the last day, your sensei awards you his black belt and then lets you know about the Vulcan shop. Yeah. That seems like the kind of thing that you're taught in an alley when you defect from the good sensei. And you have to like, the only way you can avenge your family is by learning the forbidden move. It's called the Vulcan Chop

because then it takes them really off guard when you need them in the balls. And you know this bad sensei, he's like an alcoholic. His gi is all stained from years of... Yeah, it's so gross. ...cheeseburgers and giers let me tell you a little something about the vulcan chop he's a radneck sometimes it's a punch in the nose sometimes it's a smashed bottle over the back of the head of an unsuspecting foe

what it always is is just about the dirtiest thing you could think of doing at the time. Hell, sometimes a Vulcan chop is just taking a dump in your best friend's mouth as he's passed out at a party. Not only do I think you're not an actual karate sensei, I've learned nothing in the time that I've been studying with you. I need payment and booze. I think you're ready. The last thing I actually remember is being vulcan chopped pretty damn hard and my money was gone as soon as as soon as you question him he tries to kick you in the nuts and you simply sidestep and he falls over oh crap someone who Someone who can counter the Vulcan chop? The prophecies are true. He bows to you? We've been extremely sidetracked.

Right, okay, back on. So this dude got Vulcan chopped the shit out of in his bathroom. To say the least. Possibly by his wife, we don't know yet. So after eight hours of questioning Tiwari's wife and father, police were no closer to understanding just what happened. Those closest to him were more disturbed, however, because the black mark on his neck was familiar to them. He'd spoken about it before he died.

Oh. You see, Tiwari was no ordinary person, no Joe Bloggs. He was a paranormal investigator. Oh, yes, one of us. And founder of the Indian Paranormal Society. The IPS. We know those guys. We're big with them. We have a conference call with them every week. They rarely pick up, but we keep calling.

We keep calling anyway. He started his career as a pilot in the USA. But in 2003, in the middle of his training, he moved into a new house. And little did he know, it was a haunted house. Damn, you always got to check. There was actually an episode of the show Nathan For You. Yes. Where he had the idea to have someone be the very first ever ghost realtor.

That's right right where they show properties but then also if the house is haunted they have to disclose that information and they will pay for the exorcist to come in and cleanse the house yes of uh you know any evil spirits which great idea i think we should actually get into that business model yeah very competitive market here in london i think there's a market for it i think so too and we gotta move because this place is haunted as shit. Yeah, and we've tried to get rid of those demons. It's crazy.

They fight back big time. You know why we have to edit this podcast? Because the uncut version is eight to nine hours of us battling demons. You ever tried to Vulcan chop a ghost? Your hand goes right through and you smash your favorite coffee mug.

Worst bit about it is they can connect with your balls instantly. You just can't touch them. I swear to god last night a banshee Vulcan chopped my lefticle half off my body. They say they'll scream before the attack. Turns out it's me. I'm the one that screams. The banshee's scream is the victim getting kneed in the nutsack by the banshee. Little known fact. We should have saved that one for the goddamn Patreon,

but we'll give some of those sweet facts out for free. Those little gems you get on the bonus tiers. Yeah. He moved into a new house during his training in 2003, but it was haunted. Damn. At this point, he didn't necessarily believe in anything paranormal. You know, he's like a top of his

class, you know, pilot school guy. None of that means shit when you're face to face with a little girl poltergeist in his house. He saw a vision of a dead little girl in his house this is going very quickly and he had to change his life's course at that moment because of the dead little girl because he knew that ghosts were real oh right yeah that couldn't be a pilot anymore he scrapped the career as a pilot and he started studying to become a paranormal investigator

hell yeah bro he received a certification of his degree and actually continued to pursue a PhD in metaphysical humanistic science. Nice. Okay. You know, he didn't go to Harvard Paranormal like us. No. You know, valiant effort nonetheless. Right. He probably graduated as well, unlike us. You know as well that all of the teachers at Harvard Paranormal wear geese, regardless of what they teach. Harvard paranormal wear geese, regardless of what they teach.

It's like paranormal 101. He's in a gee communicating with those in the afterlife. Gee, all geese. They're telling you about like, you know, how you need to best prepare yourself for tackling ghosts. And then one of the students raises their hand. So is this why you wear a gee? Huh? No, no, no, no.

This is just comfortable. Yeah. I actually, I tried to look up you know to see what school he graduated from paranormal sciences i couldn't quite find it but i did find other paranormal schools you know there are websites where you can sign up to become a certified paranormal investigator you know all of these schools are the type of schools that you look up it's all fine you know you google it go on Google Maps, and it's this wrecked building with a janitor outside. You're like, I was looking for the Paranormal Institute.

Why there hasn't been a Paranormal Institute here in over 25 years. Like every school you go to, it's going to be the exact same. I was thinking more like you pay the online enrollment fee, and then your computer gets the blue screen of death suddenly the locks in your house have been changed yeah it made me really think we need to start a paranormal school it's a great idea actually then in 2009 he started the indian paranormal. The phones were off the hook. Over 250 emails a day came in,

and over 500 phone calls a day to their headquarters in Dwarka. Tiwari claims to have investigated 6,000 cases in his paranormal career. Oh my god, did he solve any of them? This prolific investigation led to great fame and success, and he starred in several TV shows about the paranormal, including SyFy's Haunting Australia, Sony India's Boot Aya, Fear Files,

Haunted Weekends, and MTV's Girls' Night Out. Right. Is that paranormal? Yes. Oh. Did I mention the girls are ghouls? No. I would have? Yes. Oh. Did I mention the girls are ghouls? No. I would have known if you had.

This might be a good point to actually show you images of Tuari. And so you can see how much of a badass he was. I would love to see this. So I'll just show you some select images. There's one. Okay. So that's him on location in a graveyard with a walkie-talkie in a kind of action pose yeah yeah that's pretty cool to be fair it's a lot flashier than i thought now i'm seeing him

in sunglasses backpack on like hair all adventure style kind of crazed up yeah and he's a bit like kanye west he never smiles he just always has the same expression well once you're exposed to the paranormal world you rarely do for for numerous reasons what we heard about those 6 000 cases i mean look at the lines under this man's eyes jesus christ like he's seen a lot of shit i thought mine were bad too is it like like i say he was a young guy you know run around in a leather jacket and sunglasses yeah i think he was 31 when he died um So he was like, he's a bit of a rock star of the paranormal world.

Yeah, much like ourselves. We haven't been invited to MTV's Girls Night Out yet. Yet. We keep calling. Yet was the key word. But despite his glamorous lifestyle, things were not perfect in Tiwari's life.

He had mentioned to friends and family that he felt a negative force. This is quote, negative force was pulling him towards it, that he was trying to friends and family that he felt a negative force this is quote negative force was pulling him towards it that he was trying to control it but seemed unable to do so his father revealed that after towari died he had said to his father quote i am feeling extremely uncomfortable for quite some time i am being. I am being watched by someone who refuses to leave me." Whoa, pretty dark. That's spooky. But his wife didn't really think she could help him. She figured he was just overworked and depressed as a result because, as someone pointed out on an online comment thread, 6,000

investigations in seven years works out kind of around two investigations a day with no breaks. No, there's no way this is real. What's more, his wife, Aria, didn't even like the ghostbusting profession. She wanted her husband to wear a suit and tie and carry a leather case to a corporate office. You can do that and still be a paranormal investigator. Even more creepily, Tiwari said during conversations with his family over dinner that black marks on the neck were signs of revenge in spirits in distress. He would often say, do not disrespect the dead. It was like he knew what could happen or what was going to happen.

And of course, despite the detectives trying to play this case down, the rest of the paranormal society lost their shit over this. Of course, they thought there had to be some cause. Was it actually a ghost? Was it a dark force that had been haunting Tiwari for some time, like he said, that finally got to him? One member, Sashi Dube, said, Sometimes spirits leave negative impact in your home if they are disturbed. Quote, Too much interaction with spirits can have its side effects.

And indeed, Tiwari's own father believes he is seeing spirits in their house and believes they could be connected to his death. I think he's mad that he's like, all right, don't mess with the dead. You've got to respect, you know, spirits. So this is a guy who opened up

6,000 paranormal cases. We just saw him kneeling by a grave. And shot an MTV style television show in an actual graveyard it's very true it's like yo what's up motherfuckers this is mtv's pissing in graveyards it's like is this who's watching this show do you want to see what while we're on it you want to see what his show looked like yeah for sure okay it shows you his dedication you know we've seen his bags under his eyes he actually is wearing crutches in this so i don't even know what happened to him what is going on with this guy i mean stop stop if you're this ill

is bent on catching one on camera so he's never caught one on camera he's never caught one on camera no there isn't they discover someone or something well i wouldn't say definitely but despite mr tory's father uh believing that it could be something to do with spirits not everyone was convinced the cause was paranormal one of mr tory's co-workers believing that it could be something to do with spirits. Not everyone was convinced the cause was paranormal. One of Mr. Tewari's co-workers, Alan Tiller, an Australian Ghostbuster that worked with him on Haunting Australia,

he wrote on Facebook that it was a simple heart attack that killed Tewari. Oh, well, what's with the black marks then? And the police, as usual in all of our cases have signed off on simple suicide right i mean i get it honestly i didn't really get to the bottom of that because in all of the articles i read across different newspapers none of them mentioned any instruments of suicide i don't like there i don't believe there was any rope hanging from the ceiling right right discovered with this mark around his neck so so that kind of brings us to the present day all we have is an unsolved case the police have put this down to either suicide or natural causes basically right and they've kind of poo-pooed the paranormal

claims um it's really only his father that's championing that and maybe the paranormal society championing that at maybe the paranormal society championing that at this point definitely mysterious circumstances definitely spooky the claims that he made before he died what do you make of this it's weird obviously i mean i don't know the man well enough to to understand completely where his mind was at or obviously you got marital problems yeah you've got i'm gonna go ahead and assume not very well performing paranormal tv shows you got and then you know you're like oh well i guess i'll just bury myself in my work then turn around you got 6 000 open cases screaming at you like little children trying to get some freaking paranormal

crumbs off the table yeah uh so i don't know it's hard to say he was definitely under a lot of pressure yeah i would say absolutely like from his family as well as running a paranormal society that's maybe too big for itself you know yeah so what happened to the paranormal society it's still going i think they took a few weeks off to like regroup the structure of it but i believe they're still going like the investigators say 98 of what they find is bullshit absolute garbo they have select cases that do defy physics and logic does london have a paranormal school is there a gap in the market essentially that we need to fill i mean we already have the paranormal secret society which is pretty great well let's find out we should really know this i know we know there's a ghost club right there is a ghost club there is it there is a london ghost club which sounds i didn't admittedly

kind of funny at first yeah i'll be honest club i thought it was going to be ghosts when we showed up yeah like we went in there straight up cosplaying the busters themselves um ready to just mercilessly kill a bunch of ghosts yeah it was a really um civilized group of open-minded individuals it was actually quite lovely they're actually disturbingly like us yeah yeah unfortunately we only discovered that after the third vulcan chop which was which was actually a katana strike to the back of a small group that i think we're doing a seance or some shit they had some candles he's imagining like a community hall really chill gathering There's just like a friendly guy at the entrance He's like thank you for coming tonight. Yeah, three pounds in everyone

It covers the covers the drinks tables there got a few snacks few biscuits. Yeah, huh? Yeah, we're gonna have can I bring in my? Nunchucks, right? We don't usually allow weapons in so ah, like you tell me where the cloakroom is Yeah, we've got a cloakroom just over here. Okay. Oh, and one more thing. I just wanted to... Vulcan Chop! Oh! I don't even think you've even watched an episode of Star Trek.

Star what? Sure I have. Luke Skywalker's Final Frontier. He uses the Force or some shit to kill his daddy. Isn't that what we all dream of? I connect with that dream off vulcan chopping our papa i love that vulcan chopping is always just the dirtiest thing you can do it changes every time it just means you're a shit if do it, you're just being the worst version of yourself you could possibly be.

I can confirm that there is a British Paranormal Association. Okay, that's pretty good. Their site is under scheduled maintenance, so I can't look at the website. Goddamn men in blacks are everywhere. But it looks suitably spooky. So, I mean, this case is pretty opaque right you know we got a very limited set of information police basically saying we don't really know what happened family saying we don't really know what happened just a kind of ominous um few lines

really from the man himself uh that kind of sounds like he was predicting us in a little little way yeah uh but we don't know sadly we don't know if he was just alluding to depression when he talked about he was being haunted. Yeah. So. I mean, either that or the vice president of the Indian Paranormal Society saw his chance to rule the kingdom. Yeah, you're saying it could be. I mean, the police did investigate a murder cause. So.

Yeah. That's what they kind of thought. First thing off the bat. You see that golden paranormal mountain in your future. You do whatever it takes to claim it. It's true. You think we were the first hosts of this podcast? I'm the fifth Rory.

Rory isn't my birth name, okay? It's a title. Chief rory of the secret society scary a terrifying realization it really is all i can think about now is like because as soon as i kill the rory and become the host all i can think about while i'm trying to be funny is that there's someone behind me ready to take me out and become the next host I know imagine just like revealing that to your girlfriend it's like yeah but Rory's not my real name what oh and like this face this isn't my real skin no I actually took the old Rory's vocal cords that's why we keep it consistent sorry lost it there for a second

some words come out creepier than the other your two eyes are pointing in different directions sometimes what's your real name antrentos flump are you human partly as in part of the old rory now your voice is all weird all the time. I feel like you're just Angrento's Flump at this point. No, I'm not! Don't call me that!

Never again! You sound like my dad. Algantos Flump! Okay. So, I think we gotta come down to some conclusions on this case right if you have to determine you know was the death

of the chief of the paranormal society of India was his death paranormal are you chalking this up to a yes or a no on this episode well I think Andantos would be yes right he's actually pretty gullible Well, I think Andantos would be yes. Right.

He's actually pretty gullible, Andantos. But Rory, the host of This Paranormal Life, can be quite skeptical in the face of cases like this, where there's a lot of unopened doors, closed windows, blocked chimneys, stuck drawers. Blocked noses that need sneezed. Exactly. Doors, closed windows, blocked chimneys, stuck drawers. Blocked noses that need sneezed. Exactly. So it's hard to say whether or not this is actually paranormal, even though it is a case that involves the death of a paranormal investigator. Yes.

What are you thinking? I think it's very tempting because it is... Garblonian. The beast that now is Kit. Don't call me that shit on air, bro. I have to edit it out every time. I told you, Andante, you little f***ing lizard. Andante is just an Italian guy. I don't know.

You're from another planet and I loved the podcast and lived in Italy. Came here, killed Rory. Such a rich lore. Yeah, I think because it's all surrounding the paranormal and it's within the paranormal world we want to call this paranormal. And there are definitely other deaths within the paranormal community we've got to investigate.

Yeah. Kind of like rock stars, you know. There's the 27 Club. We are like rock stars, yeah. That's how I like to think of myself as a garblonian like rock stars yeah that's what i like to think of myself as a garblonian i mean as kit i like thinking of myself as a rock star you know there's lots of rock stars who die at age 27 and it's like is that a curse or is that just it attracts people who are gonna die at 27 and maybe the paranormal world is like that too this guy

worked his ass off well it's like the old saying you know um people are like the rock star life live fast die young that's it um but there's actually one more sentence in there which is live fast investigate die young that's the bit everyone leaves out yeah weird which is so weird because it's all it's pretty pivotal investigate as fast as you can as many cases as you can six thousand ten thousand as many as you can of as many cases as you can. 6,000, 10,000, as many as you can. And of course, then die young because your body will fail. Exactly. Or you are even successful in the slightest amount

and then taken out by a man in black with a sniper rifle. It's definitely suspicious. What's more rockstar than that? The thing is, you know, we have had other paranormal investigators who are more anti-establishment more um paranoid right then it seems weirder when they die but with um to worry he really just did seem to be about the ghosts and about the hauntings so yeah not like the big style conspiracy theories and i don't i don't know enough about um indian society society and the government's relationship with society. I don't know if there's an Indian FBI that's trying to shut people up in the way that Americans are paranoid about the FBI and CIA.

Yeah, that's a good point, actually. But if we're coming on to conclusions, I'm not sure this is paranormal. I think this guy was overworked, having a difficult time. Aren't we all? And people die of heart attacks and things like that all the time i don't know what happened i don't think we have enough evidence here to say that this was paranormal damn it damn it shit it all to hell but it's a good one very interesting case and an exceptional suggestion from our listener shabazz thank you for sending that

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Yeah. And we would like to thank out some specific names right here in the podcast right now. Let's go. Here we go. Thank you to Devin Maxwell. Devin Maxwell. Well, well, well. Look who showed his face here again.

It's my best friend, Devin. Yeah, twisted it on you, didn't it? Didn't I? Thank you to Sam Tootin. Sam Tootin. Damn Tootin. He's my best friend. Even though Devin is too. I got two best friends

Thank You Josh Lynch. Did I say two I meant three Josh is my best bud from school So straightforward Thank you to Carney Turrell, but there's always room for more friends Jump on the wagon Carney keep your friends in a wagon. Yeah Turrell. But there's always room for more, friends. Jump on the wagon, Carney. Keep your friends in a wagon? Yeah. Where do you keep yours?

I don't keep friends anywhere. You don't collect friends. Thank you to Michael Fazio. Get on in there, you little bastard. I'm zapping him now. Really? Yeah. You got a cattle prod.

I got a cattle prod. I got a cattle prod. You treat them like cattle. Keep my friends locked up. What do you think friend means? Keep them safe. I want my friends to live forever. So they can't possibly stay outside. It's dangerous outside.

But not in the wagon. Thank you to Tom Bagley. Tom Bagley is one of our best buds he actually drives the wagon okay and then when we stop i put him back in the wagon just wanted to be clear just keep him safe tommy's a runner they're all runners my friends are actually really good at running until i break their legs when we stop the wagon and we're back at my place uh thank you to ryan griffin ryan griffin the majestic beast he is wait what's a griffin it's a bird right yeah half bird half lion or some shit half lion half bird all friends get in the wagon

thank you ian tarver ian tarver who went to harvard paranormal harvard that is that's what we met became best buds thank you to adam roberts adam roberts the doll thank you so much for contributing to the this paranormal life patreon thank you very much to samuel vine samuel does it for the vine thank you so much for contributing Samuel Vine. Samuel does it for the Vine. Thank you so much for contributing to the Patreon and chugging a couple of coins in the bucket of the paranormal peasants. Thank you to a very special patron. Ooh, Sockrat. Nice.

Thank you so much, Sockrat, for contributing. He's traveled forward in time somehow. Probably stole his dickling brother's technologies and traveled forward in time somehow. Probably stole his dickling brother's technologies and traveled forward in time somehow. I don't know how that happened. He actually just chucked some belly button lint and buttons in the bucket of the paranormal peasants. And when we asked him why he did that,

he just shit himself in front of us. And we're like, it really seemed to have disadvantaged him more than us but he seemed to be pleased yeah he's the one who wants to spend the rest of the day with his own shitty trousers that's socratic it's fine thank you bradley carr bradley carr vroom vroom mother get on over here and chuck a couple coins in the bucket of the paranormal pals. Thanks for contributing Thank You Reggie Murphy Reggie The second base batting for the paranormal What's our baseball team name oh shit the Miami Doblins

team name oh the miami doblins that's pretty good doblins is good yeah the doblins thank you too simply diane diane uh i need you to just come over here and um you know throw some some coins in the the bucket of the paranormal pals peasants sorry just a little closer it's at the back of that wagon over there right at the back of that wagon yep a little closer it's at the back of that wagon over there right at the back of that wagon yep a little closer welcome to the wagon we're best friends now meet your new buddies they're all sad and dead yeah you definitely seem confused about what humans are best friend is and yeah what a human is and thank you to sam mccann sam mccann sam mccann he's the man if he can't do it no one mccann thank you lastly but not leastly but the mostly to jessica little john jessica and little john i want to thank both of you it's just one person actually it's jessica

little john jessica and little john no tiny little john no i mean you might know little john normally Just one person, actually, is Jessica Littlejohn. Jessica and Littlejohn. No. Tiny Littlejohn. No, I mean, you might know Littlejohn normally, but this isn't, they haven't, it's just Jessica Littlejohn. There's one person. Yeah. Doesn't matter, they're both going in the wagon. Welcome, Littlejohn, to your new friends.

You cut her in half. Vulcan jump! You cut her in half. Vulcan jump! Thus concludes our thank yous for this episode. If you haven't heard your name being shouted out just yet, don't worry. It is coming. It's coming, guys.

Thank you so much for tuning in this week. We will see you next Tuesday for another Paranormal Tale. Have a great weekend. Thanks for tuning in and remember oh live fast investigate die young r.i.p paul walker good night Thanks for watching!