This Paranormal Life - #112 Is CERN Home to a Functioning StarGate?

Episode Date: May 14, 2019

CERN is home to the scientific worlds brightest minds, but what if on top of creating black holes, dark and strange matter, and the internet itself - they also harbour ancient paranormal technology? Something used by Ancient astronauts? And what if there are more of these technologies hidden around the world today?Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's inside the middle of a tornado? If you drink nuclear waste, where do you find a rat sensei to train your new mutant abilities? Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life! Life! Life! Life! Hey, welcome back to This Paranormal Life! We're listening to the podcast where every week we discuss a different paranormal tale and get to the bottom of whether it is truly paranormal or not you are joined by the two greatest most decorated paranormal investigators in this universe mr kate greer this guy is rory powers across from me how

you doing today rory i'm doing fantastic decorated is an understatement i'm rocking into this this paranormal plane with bells and whistles. I look like a Christmas tree. I am lit up. I've got the Medal of Honor. I've got the Medal of Dishonor. I've got the paranormal. Wait, what's the peace one?

Oh, the Nobel Peace Prize? The Nobel Peace Prize. I don't have that one. I'm actually pretty aggressive. I actually also have the Nobel War Prize. don't have that one i'm actually pretty aggressive i actually also have the nobel war prize because i punched the guy who got the peace prize and made him give it to me every award really known to man we've stolen we've just true ganked it thieved it for ourselves and smelted it down to make a sword one sword you've heard of a two-handed broadsword this is a four-handed sword takes both of us to

wield this puppy but it doesn't mean it's not deserved um we've been in the paranormal business for years just investigated dozens upon hundreds of paranormal cases and and come to conclusions as to whether they're truly paranormal or not and today is no different i have a doozy for you royalist dive right in let's go today we journey to near the border of Switzerland and France in a removed and unsuspecting area where for more than 70 years, a secretive team has assembled from all around the world, the smartest human beings to ever walk the face of the earth, gather in secrecy. Oh, wow. But they are misunderstood by society.

The power they wield is literally otherworldly, ungodly, and potentially paranormal. Wow, so at the start I thought we were talking about a straight-up secret society here, but now you're, and correct me if I'm wrong sir Talking about wizards I don't want to jump to conclusions here But I think we have 70 years of Hogwarts Right in front of us We have Snape, we have Harry, we have Ron We have Hermione

The whole smorgasbord of wizards Or are they something darker We're talking about CERN In Switzerland For the few people who don't know what that is, it's an international scientific research facility, but don't... Of wizards! Head to toe!

Pointy hats! I'll get there. Wounds! You ever heard of the Large Cauldron Collider? It's actually pretty f***ing magical. We've only been podcasting for barely five minutes, and I already feel like i have the authority to speak on your behalf please so it's wizards cern is full of wizards smashing atoms

together in large cauldron collider that's right don't be fooled by these seemingly nerdy egg-headed scientists these guys are on some avengers shit some x-Men shit. They have toyed with the ability to destroy entire worlds. In fact, many of the breakthroughs and technologies, both civilian and military, that we take for granted today have come from this coven of scientific dark magicians. For example, they discovered antimatter, gravitational waves. They invented the internet itself. They invented touchscreens. And recently, they discovered the God particle.

Basically, technology that is not only impossible to predict within the present day and our limitations, but impossible to even imagine. And yet, every day, they create the impossible. I had no idea they were responsible for that much. Yeah, I mean, I think inventing the internet is a goat move. You could retire on that for sure. Absolutely.

I'd say that that would earn a pretty penny. But to also invent the touchscreen and the God particle? I'm not sure what the God particle is. I thought that was the internet. I thought Instagram was the f***ing holy bible. I'm going to bow down to anything that can supply me with that much pornography. At a click of my fingers, I am neck deep. But a few years ago, CERN became the centre of media attention for slightly darker reasons.

You see, the most groundbreaking feature of CERN is the LHC, like you mentioned before, except not the Large Cauldron Collider, the Large Hadron Collider, a machine several miles long that collides particles at speeds approaching the speed of light. When they announced that they were going to ramp up the power of the LHC to finally operate at maximum capacity, the international press had a meltdown. Because at these volatile speeds and energies, the LHC becomes capable of creating black holes. Actual black holes. Not only that, but risks causing subatomic particles to collapse into something called strangelets. It's not a

good name for something. I mean, it's not very promising. We might make a strangelet. Is it dangerous? It sounds like it's dangerous. It's not as dangerous as the deathlet. And there'll be plenty of deathlets. Are those useful, scientifically? They're actually pretty strange.

And combined, a lethal cocktail of no use to science. You're like, what's the point of this experiment? Experiment? I just want to die. Puts his head in between the atoms as they come round. Switzerland sucks. I want to end it all. Yeah, strangelets.

They sound fun. They sound quirky. But no, these would essentially rip apart the fabric of our solar system, turning all matter that it touches into, quote, strange matter. Strange is very much playing it down. A f***ing dead matter is probably closer to the truth of that i saw i saw a claim somewhere um i didn't i didn't verify this but they were saying that were the earth to come in contact with a strangelet that the earth would be reduced to a uh a steaming hot dense mass about 100 meters across a space pancake yes this is the the

technical term i believe so whenever we say strange we mean utterly destroyed exactly like they called it the atomic bomb to reflect the seriousness of the devastation that that would be unleashed they didn't call it like we're gonna drop a spicy boy or like a hot one you know like it's like we're dropping a lethal weapon that will unleash catastrophic amounts of radiation across the world that's right whenever the russians created i mean wait didn't they actually call it big Daddy? Now that I think about it. I think they might have had a code name. Should we find that out? Yeah.

It was called, no, it was called Little Boy. Jesus Christ. It's the exact opposite of what you just said. It's the Strangelet of nuclear weapons. Unbelievable. Yeah, I had never heard of strange matter. They tell you a lot about matter in school. And then later, if you're interested, you might learn about antimatter.

That's pretty far out. No one tells you about strange matter. So when the press find out about all of what we just mentioned, they flipped. The headline said, CERN is going to create the apocalypse. The LHC is going to create a black hole that destroys the Earth. And so on. And CERN tried to defend itself, saying, Of course, we're going to make a lot of black holes, yes.

We may create strangelets that theoretically destroy Earth. But it's very unlikely. Listen, we're home to the brightest minds in science. We are absolutely pushing the envelope of human understanding and knowledge about the origins of our universe you have to trust us did they give like a percent for like how likely it would possibly be uh yeah i think i'm sure that would be quite reassuring if they were like there is a an actual like 0.0002 percent chance yeah i i saw one quote where they said we are as sure that a black hole won't destroy the universe as we are sure about anything in science we're willing to bet your lives on it there is a lot of dancing around this point i think this is why the media latched onto

it so much is because scientists surprisingly don't really talk in absolutes that much. Right. It's like they always say gravity is just a theory. Like even the most scientifically proven theories are still theories. Yeah. So even when CERN were like, it definitely, definitely,

definitely won't destroy the earth. We're like, are you sure? And they're like, well, we can't be sure. What? Well,

we're just saying statistically anything's possible what it's tough isn't it because you know we're all the earth is just one big house party and we're all guests we're all trying to have a good time and make it sustainable for everyone but if some people are like, hey, we're bringing our friend Tim to the house party. Yeah. There is a 0.0000003% chance he's going to shit in your pillowcase. Right. He's not invited to the party. Why mention it? He's not invited. There's no point in him coming to this party.

If the chance is that low, don't mention it. Don't even bring it up. Don't bring it up. Why did you think you had to warn me of that chance? He's not coming to the party. Obviously, this is a bit more scientifically adventurous than shitting in a pillowcase. Yeah, to say the least. But it still is a threat.

It is. And they cannot deny that. But the world largely listened to CERN's reasoning until shortly after this media firestorm, the following video went public. All right, what we're looking at is just the front of a building. So this is the CERN headquarters in Switzerland. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, God, no. There's a lot of people in black cloaks out the front of the cern headquarters it's very much midnight it's very dark very dark at night what are they is there one person in white

yes there appears to be a young woman kneeling uh not in in a black robe now she's lying down on the floor in a circle of all of them are they gonna kill her what this is on the guardian to be clear so like this is a reputable news source um publish this video you also neglected to mention the statue sir if i could direct your attention to the statue what is that statue what we have here is what appears to be a large statue of the Hindu god Shiva in a giant ring. It's all gold. It's about, what, I don't know, 12 foot tall. It's enormous.

It's very large. I mean, why would that be outside CERN anyway? That alone raises, like, quite a few questions. The whole thing was not good press. No, it's f***ing nuts. So the PR department at CERN, one week, they're trying to explain to people that it's quite unlikely that they're going to destroy the universe. They kind of sweep that one under the rug. They get through that.

A couple of members of staff leave because they're stressed as hell. But they get a couple of new interns to handle social media. It's all good. Of course. but they get a couple new interns to handle social media it's all good of course a couple weeks later uh the headlines globally read human sacrifice filmed at cern it wasn't good publicity now cern hit back on this and they said this is a prank yeah they said we don't know who did this this is like some some scientists here like there's thousands of members of staff at cern yeah from all around the world they said someone thought this would be funny i guess and lit a bunch of

torches in front of the statue got a lot of robes and staged a human sacrifice and then got someone to film it outside our offices it's in very much per taste and don't take it too seriously and frankly as far as i'm concerned the jury's out in that one you can decide for yourself i'm not interested in knowing believe it or not whether this occult ritual is in fact real or not because exactly what you mentioned is true even if this is staged why is that statue there in the first place yeah and i mean so even in their example they're they're claiming that it was still people who work at cern oh it's absolutely employees of cern which is still bad because you have now the people who

have the device that's capable of destroying the universe yeah also at night thinking it's funny to like make prank videos yeah you should be way out of your pranking years by the time that you're working high-tech machinery at CERN. If you have the Thanos glove... The Infinity Gauntlet, sir. The Infinity Gauntlet. You need not be making pranks or jokes. You have to be... No wedgies.

Like Thanos himself, utterly humorless. Completely, yeah, just noble and humorless. Noble's a funny word to use but yes you know right and you're you know sorry powerful you think he's hot you gotta be let's just unpack those one by one so right yeah well you know he saved the universe i guess got rid of bam got rid of half the people and that's his point of view it's fine there's like double the food now do you not like the avengers yeah they're well half of them are still around you're welcome i saved some of them i'm not thanos i've just realized i said i was thanos i'm not thanos granted you've never seen a picture of me sure you did say you're welcome on behalf of Thanos. Shut up, Gamora. Yes.

Outside the CERN offices, they have a very, very large statue of Shiva, the Hindu destroyer of worlds. It's mythologically believed to destroy the cosmos in order to recreate it. F*** off. Actually. Wait. That's part of her lore? She destroyed the cosmos? Oh, yeah. Let's just be clear that is

the worst person you can have in front of you you just put a mad scientist made of bronze out there you might as well have a giant bronze thanos statue here is the front of cern here is this isn't the exact statue but here is the what the statue is depicted is doing so this is shiva participating in the nataraja dance which is the you know there's a lot to unpack in these images but as you can see in shiva's left hand here we have the fire of uh destruction and recreation of the cosmos this is the dance that shiva performs in order to um destroy and renew the universe this is like the cia out the front of their building having a giant bronze statue of a man shaking hands with an alien gray and they're like it's just you know it's just a symbol of our uh eagerness to explore uh the rest of the cosmos

it's like he has why does it have his name on the plaque and the date which is roswell it's it's like outside a courtroom instead of having like the like lady liberty holding the scales like perfectly balanced to represent the justice justice in society just having a statue of a cop taking a bribe but looking at this symbolism of the statue of shiva um represented at the offices got me thinking about the symbolism of that about that circular image and i started reading a lot of people's thoughts about the large hadron collider itself and what that looks like and this got me started down a kind of rabbit hole because whilst the collider itself doesn't have a actual image of a hindu deity doing this dance of recreation the large

hadron collider itself does resemble a giant circular gateway it does i mean this thing is like i i definitely advise looking up photos of the large hadron Collider. It's like a true spectacle and it's absolutely, absolutely ginormous. So you have this interesting juxtaposition of why is this statue there? Well, it's because the statue of Shiva and his circular dance, as depicted in the statue, represents the destruction and creation of the universe. And then symbolically, we have this also circular gateway of the Large Hadron Collider, which we know statistically stands a scientific possibility of the destruction and potential recreation of our own universe.

This got me looking into the work of one William Henry. Basically, William Henry's work, along with many others, is the basis for at least another full podcast, so I'm not going to get into all of it here today. Oh, damn. William Henry researched ancient Sumerian culture, specifically the cuneiform tablets that the Sumerians left behind thousands of years ago. One of the earliest...

This is just really accelerating. What did you say? say cern to the ancient hidden tablets of i'm on board i just we need to keep up we got a lot of places to go okay so sorry sorry tablets we were on the tablets yes the cuneiform tablets thousands of years old now the sumerians were one of the earliest advanced human civilizations. And the tablets that they left behind depicted, a bit like the ancient Egyptians, a whole variety of scenes. Traditionally, archaeologists have interpreted these mythically. For example, their creation myths or their mythologies about the gods. But people like William Henry and Zachariah Sitchin and others decided decided at one point to try interpreting these literally,

rather than mythically. Because these tablets depict the gift of technology and civilization to the original people of Mesopotamia from the gods. Because whenever we look back in time, we see that this civilization, seemingly out of nothing, suddenly had the ability for huge Mesolithic architecture, giant stone structures. Hey, look, you're talking to the guy who's seen a hieroglyphic of a helicopter.

You don't need to win me over, chief. I'm already on board. These guys had iPhones. They had everything before we did. I think they had a Samsung Fold. I really think they had the first folding smartphone and theirs didn't break theirs didn't even crack or malfunction there was no crease it was primo i'm i you know we've talked a lot about on this podcast before about uh the different ways of

understanding the kind of messages left behind by ancient civilizations. Yeah. And there are so many examples of how the stories from these civilizations could be interpreted as a visit or even gifts given by some sort of extraterrestrial highly intelligent life force. This is the ancient astronaut hypothesis. Exactly. As we've discussed, these had to pick the gift of technology and civilization from the gods. And basically the gods look a lot like f***ing greys. And these gods are known as the Anunnaki. They descend from the heavens and gift technologies to the ancients.

And Henry, Sechin, and others have floated the idea, what if these aren't myths? What if they just wrote down what literally happened to them? Well, Henry noticed that the Anunnaki seemed to use some kind of circular gate or portal to reach Earth. He thought maybe this is how they travelled to and from Earth, travelling insanely vast distances, not by rocket but by a portal. He referred to this as the stargate and here i've got a couple of examples um here is a 4 300 year old tablet depicting um one of our anunnaki friends seemingly sort of appearing through a doorway yeah like a wavy doorway yeah it's got kind of movement lines like a kid would do. Yeah. To show that something's happening. I mean, fair play. It's hard to get across the notion of movement

when you're carving an image in stone. Like the least movable thing. I think every wave took about a month of chipping away. And then another similar one here where we're sort of seeing this sort of non-human being appearing through some kind of gateway and again we've got kind of these lines of like shining appearance it's real creepy and henry works out that if these tablets are depicting something real and not just mythological these tablets would refer to occurrences in the ancient mesopotamian city of Uruk, which today means southern Iraq.

Problem is, Uruk was destroyed along with the Sumerian civilization in a series of global cataclysms and natural disasters thousands of years ago, likely meaning that if the Anunnaki were here on Earth, they left too. But what if Henry's Stargate is still under there? What if he could prove it? This brings us to the Iraq War. Oh my god. I was just going to ask, how is this going to link back to CERN?

This is crazy. The US and Britain went to Iraq, claiming to look for WMDs. But everyone now knows that that wasn't true. Experts and pundits have said, well, they were looking for oil or control over politically sensitive areas. But what if, what if they were looking for the ancient Anunnaki technology, or at least trying to stop Iraq from getting there first? However misguided and evil Saddam Hussein was, he wanted to return Iraq supposedly to a former glorious past as a leader of civilization. And did this mean harnessing the power of the stargate the

power to travel extraterrestrial distances within the blink of an eye i mean i think i went on this podcast and said that hitler went to antarctica to go into a secret passage that led to the hollow earth right and to this day i believe that with a hundred percent of my heart so i am more than willing to consider the possibility that saddam hussein was hiding the stargate in iraq i think it's my obligation to assume he he was i know i can hear the listeners right now they're tuning out mentally they think this is a little bit far-fetched then why ladies and gentlemen in 2002 during the invasion of iraq in a country at war did iraq approve a team of german archaeologists to excavate on the ancient city of uruk in southern iraq don't you see just as the troops land to

search for wmds these archaeologists start digging it's a race against time they're hiding in plain sight they were looking for a weapon of mass destruction after all a stargate this is big now you're getting me fired up do you think that they needed to send all of those people to antarctica to freaking dig around no they brought extra troops they bought scientists hundreds of civilians there they brought the cavalry it was insane it wasn't just a little survey mission they were digging for stuff and Extra troops. They brought scientists, hundreds of civilians there. They brought the cavalry. It was insane. It wasn't just a little survey mission. They were digging for stuff.

And the same thing's happening right here. And we're unearthing the truth, guys. There is an ancient past buried underneath all the shite that we've built in the last 10,000 years. Because that's one of the interesting points about all this is, for example, people have compiled images of ancient gateways that could be connected to this mythology. My God. Here we have one in Peru, the Puerta de Haya. We have, that's just an actual Stargate. That's just a picture of a Stargate. You're like, oh, we have this one here, which is actually in the Afghan mountains.

I'm like, oh, we have this one here, which is actually in the Afghan mountains. I'm like, go there! I can see the space-time continuum bend around the curves. Oh, sorry, that's just a mood board. Here's the Gate of the Sun in Bolivia. Again, an ancient pathway seemingly leading to nowhere. But is that because it is simply not activated? The Anunnakiaki the ancient architects of this technology have left it behind and this is what i love about this podcast guys you know before

i started hosting this podcast and investigating the paranormal you know i was a regular guy i like i like a beer on a friday night i had a family. I had a girlfriend. I like some chicken wings. I like to watch the big game on a Sunday. And here we are, two years later, and I think that there is a metal library buried in a secret cave. No, hell, I know there's a metal library buried in a secret cave. And I know for a fact that Neil Armstrong armstrong hunted for it yeah this was information i didn't know that i needed but now i need to know it and suddenly the big game isn't so interesting

tom brady isn't so compelling because you know who's the real goat it's the anunnaki i would love it if we finally get uh in contact with the anunnaki we activate the stargates i'm like this is amazing well done boys i run over with like a bucket full of gatorade and dunk it over them and they're like they melt to ash the stargate closes and i'm like you guys don't know this but after the big game that's actually a pretty chill thing to do and so you ask me rory how does cern come into all this how does cern come into all this i think i asked that a couple times in eugene that's how they come into all this yes that's right it's the same image i showed you earlier but now in a very different context but now it's bigger bigger pictures that you can see the big

picture that is a stargate okay this is really interesting because i've heard a couple um paranormal theories about cern before i don't know if in your research you ever came across uh john teeter hmm uh so he's a guy he's one of the at least online he's one of the most famous uh time travelers sure people who claim to be time travelers and a one of the at least online he's one of the most famous uh time travelers sure people who claim to be time travelers and a lot of the theories and stories he came up with revolved around cern not actually creating um this large hadron collider but actually a device that could um was essentially a time machine it could create like time manipulation and portals back and forward into time and he was kind of blowing the lid on the whole operation this is all possible because the point i'm trying

to make isn't it cern is just specifically entirely engaged in creating a stargate but rather that all of these off-branching technologies like the internet touchscreen technology that these are all byproducts of some sort of ability to see technological innovation through time it's as if they've been able to reach forward into the future maybe into different dimensions maybe into distant galaxies and reverse engineer this technology hell maybe they've just come across some anunnaki runes and they're uh working backwards and whatever these ancient astronauts used you'd be really embarrassed if you worked at cern and you finally managed to meet like some anunnaki who would come down in a craft and you're like this is it the secrets of the universe you bring him

into the laboratory you show them the large hadron collider and then you seal the doors and launch them at each other at the speed of light thinking that will solve the puzzle and they just like completely explode and just die in the large hadron collider and it's like we probably should have asked like a couple questions before we just fired them at each other and if we needed one more hint one more nugget of truth from the past that could tie any more of this together that could point us in the direction that maybe any of this stargate information could be real i would draw attention to 1970 in the usa u.s intelligence found out that the ussr was spending around 1 million dollars annually in 70s money on, quote, psychotronic research. Believing the Soviets had achieved results, they started a project in 1972 at Stanford researching remote viewing.

Something we've talked a little bit about before, but a quintessential paranormal phenomena i'm quite worried that these sound very similar to the remote viewing and psycho diving capabilities of the d7d mode it's all connected this is terrifying how many things have popped up in this story this is like that are not used to you this is the avengers team up of the paranormal world like all of our past episodes are coming to light in this so for this 1972 project they assembled soldiers and civilians from around the country with psychic ability this is all declassified shit by the way this is all public record you can read this this is this is like on wikipedia very very straightforward what do you mean with psychic abilities like they just guess What don't you get?

What, numbers behind your back? Oh, yeah. Or they, like, killed a rabbit with their eyes. Yeah. All of the above. What do you mean? It can't be both of those. You can't say yes to both of those things,

because they are astonishingly different. For this more-than-number thing. Okay. Not so much there. And then, if it goes well, the killing thing. Sure. And they carried out hundreds of experiments over the next 15 years. And they operated multiple experiments under multiple code names,

including Gondola Wish, Center Lane, Sunstreak, and Grill Flame. These are like the names of our next five episodes. This is incredible. But ultimately, the project came to be known as stargate oh damn now one joseph mcgonigal was a u.s army chief warrant officer and a participant in project stargate and he we are going to talk about this in a future episode this is this thing's huge but he went public with all of this wrote about it he's given multiple interviews on the topic and he said that psychic abilities in project stargate were possible quote outside the boundaries of time jeez how was he getting

outside the boundaries of time is the clue in the name were they using stargate technology for these experiments oh that was a you're waiting for me to respond yeah oh these all sounded really rhetorical god i have no idea i have no idea all i'm saying is we have we have a legit government psychotronic research program called stargate where a u.s army officer said he was able to use psychic abilities outside space and time and these are these you're you promised me these are actual declassified documents that you can read i'll send you the wikipedia bud okay no i for real i was reading about like there was a full u.s intelligence funded project stargate meta analysis where they tried to get to the bottom of

after 15 years of psychotronic research what did we find out yeah and in that one study and they had basically top psychologists and researchers from stanford harvard fill in the gaps it's like the top minds they said the evidence for psychic ability was better than chance i.e significant statistically significant that it is real however it wasn't uh workable for u.s intelligence ends they never on paper at least they never once managed to successfully complete a military operation or intelligence operation with psychic abilities right therefore they defunded the whole program that is so insane that it's basically we didn't know how to make it a weapon so we're gonna say it it doesn't exist or it's not real

so that is public knowledge you can definitely download that document wow it's always like a bit of a dark day when you're researching this podcast and you're like i'm gonna pick some crazy outlandish story uh and it's gonna be we'll rip it to shreds and then the deeper and deeper you get you're like wow this is an actual decommissioned military document you're like yeah okay so this guy he didn't just you know it's not rumored he existed like here's a picture of him and i remember like reading about the mission like declassified documents talking about the missions that the nazis were taking to antarctica in submarines and i was like this is i was like i am forgetting

things i should know and learning this and this seems really important it's the one time when you look up at your url bar on chrome and you wish it said crystalinks.com you wish it said snopes.com but no it says cia.gov it's all too real they're hiding it in plain sight folks so we gotta we gotta run this puppy in this is getting crazy there's a whole horde of puppies let's try and narrow it down let's try and talk about the stargate is cern building one is one in southern iraq did saddam hussein defend one the other stuff is just like icing on the cake like we know project stargate existed but does it have any connection to the core technology of the stargate i can't i really

hate that i can't even dispute the fact that project stargate existed that happened guys all you folks listening out here you can't even argue it didn't because it did how depressing is that because if you if the whole thing had been is project stargate real i would have said no and you could have done this amazing twist where you're like look at this and like thrown the documents in my face and i would have been absolutely just astounded like hopefully that's not what you're doing with cern right now where i'm like it's not real and you're like oh is it not an anunnaki jumps out of my screen hits me with a tablet those are heavy okay let's try and hone in on cern is cern up to something paranormal but it's strange because i think obviously even if they're up to something that's weird or like bending the space-time continuum

it's all still done through science and experiments yeah goddamn nerd so it's that fine line between like the paranormal and like weird science yeah stuff yeah like unfortunately strange matter is real and one particle of strain a strange lit if a strange lit interacts with earth we all die for some reason i don't really understand that yeah i mean it's all it's all there it's not like uh okay we need to um test the machines check the hydraulics on the the left side and on the underneath we need to sacrifice that goat and drink its blood right before the ritual begins and we'll pray to the statue and then at that point the uh

the clouds should part and the lightning bolt will power the uh collider it's there's no goat there's no lightning there's no curses it's still science but it's still some pretty paranormal shit making black holes possibly strangelets that can rip apart the space-time continuum hell i'll say that's paranormal absolutely if project stargate is real i don't know what's not anymore yeah i'm going in that's a yes for me this week is cern paranormal yes hell yes if if it isn't nothing else is i think i'm happy i'm happy to conclude that cern is paranormal as shit and we can come back to project stargate another day there's a whole can of worms to open up right there yeah for sure i

mean this is already i don't know if people listening to this are super new to the podcast but you should definitely go back and listen to uh the one we did with neil armstrong in the metal library yeah that's pretty in line with a lot of these things. This one's pretty crazy. I'd like to know what you guys think about it. Email in your thoughts to thisparanormallifepodcast at gmail.com. You can hit us up on the socials, twitter.com forward slash thisparalife, facebook.com forward slash thisparanormallife. And if you're enjoying our recent episodes and you just can't get enough, you should

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bonus episodes, t-shirts, merchandise, everything you need in life so that upon one glance, on and from two bucks a month you can get shout outs bonus episodes t-shirts merchandise everything you need in life so that upon one glance people know this guy gets it this guy has collided shit at the speed of light and if you turn up to cern on a guided tour wearing this paranormal life t-shirt we'll probably show you the stargate it's like an all accessaccess badge at this point, folks. And I've tried it at a couple venues. I've tried it at our local watering hole. They were like, help yourself. And then they hold up their hand, which has been, you know, the commune's signal has been like burnt into their palm.

You know, it's like, that'll happen a lot once you start wearing the shirt and meeting other people. I mean, there is a huge community out there of people in the commune. And they're all there, like sleeper cells. That's right. It's great. You know, you go to get your car washed. Like, how much is this going to cost? And he goes, for a commune member?

Shit all. Still quite a lot, though. Turns out it was only like a 20% discount. And then you both like praise Ra and go up on your days it's a great life get involved guys yeah the stonemasons were were the commune for a lot of years but now it's all about this paranormal life and if you've not heard a bonus episode before and want to know what it sounds like here's a clip of this week's and to this day people examine the prophecies of mother shipton because it said that she successfully foretold a number of historic events.

So Rory, I thought we would read some and work out how accurate her predictions really were. Let's do it. Number one, she said invest in Bitcoin. At the time, it was a bit ambiguous. But yes, I think that was probably a smart move. But yes, I think that was probably a smart move. The early prophecy was sign up to the mailing list at satoshi.com for the latest crypto news, folks. I think we'll start off with something like straightforward and then we'll see how we go. Cool.

So a popular one that people discuss is as follows. Carriages without horses shall go and accidents fill the world with woe. Around the world, thoughts shall fly, in the twinkling of an eye. Underwater, men shall... I'm sorry, something's funny. Why do they all have to rhyme? You're telling the future.

It has to be very factually accurate. And I feel like facilitating the rhyming structure is only gonna make you say things aren't necessarily entire truths she was the daughter of satan she's very powerful i think she can rhyme and tell the truth at the same time biggie smalls could do it why can't mother shipton rhyme and tell the truth so i'll i'm sorry let me continue with the truth that you should be paying attention to underwater men shall walk shall ride shall sleep and talk in the air men shall be seen in white in black and in green again this is mad so like no other colors just those colors because it sounds like

she included green because it f***ing rhymed like it doesn't sound like that was a necessity to state oh my gosh wow that clip was so good i'm so glad we picked a clip that represents the consistency of how hilarious every one of those episodes is. Wow. Well done. And at the end of every episode, we like to take the time to shout out those who've supported us on Patreon. And that's what we're going to do right now. Let's go. Thank you to Lee Tudsbury.

Lee Tuds was buried alive. Not many people know that about him. it was actually a pretty terrifying experience you know how they um when they think someone's gonna be buried alive they give him a little bell to ring right well i don't think they wanted lee above ground even if he was alive because they just cemented over the thing as soon as it was done. I don't know if that's even being buried. That's entombed, I think. Because he was screaming. He was crying out, I ain't dead, I ain't dead. And they're just shot all the time.

I'm so sorry. It was cruel. They gave him an air horn instead of a bell. It still didn't do shit. They gave him an air horn with no air pressure. So it just went, hee, hee, down there, which didn't do much at all. Did he get out?

Hell no. Oh. I don't even know how he sent this contribution. I guess they buried him down there with a laptop and a Wi-Fi. That's all you need, buddy. I'm above ground that I'll have to use this laptop and Wi-Fi. Well well thank you very much lee

it's uh very kind to for you to take the time i guess you got a lot of it but thank you thank you also to sebastian saint arrowman i'm not sure how sebastian can be a saint and an arrow man i think saints are supposed to be good but arrow man sounds pretty violent i don't know like robin hood was pretty saintly and he was an arrow man but he shot a lot of people he killed a few people but sure i think they were pretty rich actually is rich bad yeah like he just killed rich nice people like if a rich guy was like like at the church putting all his money in the in the poor box robin hood still be like hey yeah yeah stab which slit his throat with an arrow and stuff and it's like oh my god don't worry i'm giving it to the poor it's like

that's a murder you murdered a man he was giving it to the poor yeah like like the rich guy that in the street you'd be like hey just ask me like i'll give i give money to the poor i'm gonna gank my shit i'm a philanthropist because you've ganked enough that i poor i'm gonna have to gank my shit i'm a philanthropist because you've ganked enough that i'm poor now you have to gank it from the poor people you ganked it from those poor people look pretty swish now actually so hopefully sebastian is uh a pretty chill guy not robin hooding it up he seems like he's towing that line thanks sebastian thanks also to Shabazz. A lot of people actually want to know how he got that nickname, Shabazz.

One actually who's training at Magic Camp, you know, where, you know, you go for a summer as a child. You learn how to perform various. I didn't, but sure. The cool kids, they go and they learn how to perform like magical tricks. And one of them was like just guessing the card in a deck yeah and it's all it's not real you know they pick a card it's all fake they put it back in there yeah um and here is your card and the kid is supposed to say uh you know alakazam yeah and it just like it's just a little silly magic trick it's not real and it's like oh this is your card and everyone's impressed and at quiz time where you could find out if you got your wizard grade he went up and misspoke and said alishabazz

which turned out was real magic and uh the souls of a thousand children got lodged in the deck of cards every child that was there. Every child. I mean, like, people just disappeared. Bodies turned to ash in front of him. It was insane. The only people, his teachers, who knew how to undo the spell, ash. They were ash. Oh, my God.

Yeah, so ever since then, he's been known as Shabazz, the Shabazz Kid. Jesus, imagine wielding all that magic for one split second, ruining everything, and then never being magic again. Never knowing how to do any more magic. The one thing you did was catastrophically shit. I guess you still have it in you, though, Shabazz. Yeah. Probably by in you, you mean like the cure and not the power to suck another

thousand yeah i guess i'm yeah yeah you probably have that in you as well yeah i'd say start with releasing the souls of the first thousand children yeah what's what's shabazz backwards Zabaz. Zabaz? Yeah. Our room starts filling up with children. We are free after a thousand years. Thank you for your support. Please never utter those terrifying words around us at the commune.

But thank you so much. Thank you also to Trent North. Trent North, Trent South, Trent East, Trent West. uh but thank you so much thank you also to trent north trent north trent south trent east trent west wherever you are trent you got a friend and that's me i'm stalking you buddy i'm everywhere i'm i'm all directions that's right i'm your shadow and i'm your reflection look under your boot trent what do you see oh Oh, is that a GPS tracker? Uh-oh. Oh, you can destroy it, but it's too late, Trent. Because there's one on your other boot.

Uh-oh. Did you destroy that one, Trent? Because I hope you didn't. That was the... We only had two, Trent. Don't tell him that. Sorry. Uh, oh.

If you... You know... Oh, I'm really worried you destroyed it. We just said it. We just said it to you too. Trent, if you ping us with your WhatsApp location, we'll share it. Yeah. We'll hook you up with like a t-shirt or some shit.

Yeah. Just keep it going. Trent, I hope you don't get lost out there. We used to look out for you, track you, but can't do that anymore, I guess. So you're on your own, buddy. But thanks very much for taking the time to quit wandering and support the podcast on Patreon. Very kind. Very kind. Thank you also to Noah Shreve.

I don't know a Shreve. Who is it? What's the name? Noah Shreve. Do I know a Shreve? I don't know any Shreves. What do i know a shreve i don't know any shreves what do you think a shreve is you seem to know what it is correct me if i'm wrong but i believe it is quite a crucial part in the mechanics of a fighter jet i mean it might be you can't tell me it's not probably not crucial I mean every part of a fighter jet is crucial what which bit is not crucial

But you can imagine going to a museum where that with the Wright brothers Words like you know for years flight seemed an impossible dream of man till one night One of the Wright brothers dreamt of a device he later called the Shreve. The Shreve was the missing piece in man's quest to conquer the skies. And it's like interviews with him where it's like, as soon as we got the Shreve in place, the dang thing flew. It had been there all along in Leonardo da Vininci's first drawings of an airplane the shreve hidden in plain sight uh so i don't know if noah invented the shreve if his ancestors invented the

shreve but pretty cool i guess i don't know if this is just a shreve itself not even a human um but thank you so much for uh your contribution mr or m. Shreve. We really appreciate it. Thank you also to Paul Poppleton. Did you know Paul was actually the original inventor of popcorn? What? He was the first dude to pop a corn. Everyone else just ate it. Which sounds really sexual, but

I assure you, I am talking about the cinema suite. Well, he did a lot of sexy shit with it too. How do you think the corn got that hot there weren't microwaves back then um but yeah he actually called it popple corn it's very vain yeah of him he was like this is it this is my legacy and he showed it to a wandering traveler who was like ah ah this ah, this is really interesting. And, you know, he was like, oh, cool, I'm glad you like it, Mr.

Sorry, I didn't catch your name. Pop. Mr. Pop. And then Mr. Pop hammered him with a freaking shovel and took the recipe, and now it's called popcorn. No way. Popcorn. Yeah, little fact.

That's insane. So it's a shame that his way. Oh, popcorn. Yeah, little fact. That's insane. So it's a shame that his family name wasn't carried through the years in the form of popcorn. Because that's what I want to be remembered for. But we're going to rewrite the history books and have him remembered. And thank you, lastly, but not leastly, to Mark Owens. Mark Owens is always blowing up my phones. Ask him when the next podcast show is. Are you okay?

Usually when we get to the last person in our shout out list, my brain has melted into a tree stump. And the only thing I can come out with is just very vague, poor rhymes. Right. So I'm sorry, Mark. I don't have that spark right now. But, you know, it's getting dark and uh it's becoming borderline slam poetry you really think it's uh i have that gift you think i could

do that it's cool man that's that's good because i like i've actually been wanting to do it for a while really yeah yeah so if you could just give me never said that before like a bongo-y style beat okay and i'll just like riff off something about mark real quick to round off the show okay okay thank you some clicks this is gonna get real deep guys mark mark is a spark in the night the night full of fright but mark is here mark is near mark you're close yet far so far but light is here light is near when morning rise babies cries bottle now mommy milk from mother cow brother thank you thank you everyone thank you thank you for listening to this oh everyone's gone pretty much cleared the bar people just don't like milk of brother i guess

uh well thank you mark and thank you to everyone we've shouted out today and everyone we have shouted out the past and are yet to shout out. It's very much a past, present, future sort of a thing. If you haven't heard your name shouted out just yet, that's because it's on its way. We've got a bit of a backlog as always, but we're getting there slowly but surely. So thanks for being so patient. Thank you. Hope you've enjoyed this week's episode.

We'll be back on Tuesday with a brand new Paranormal Tale. See you later.