This Paranormal Life - #123 Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All Of Us

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

Area 51 has captured the imagination of paranormal investigators around the world for decades, yet what goes on behind it's doors remains a mystery to this day.That may be about to change. One insider has attempted to blow the lid off this case, and a movement is gathering to #StormArea51. Here's everything you need to know.Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it possible to visit the Egyptian land of the dead and come back? Does exercise make you stronger or actually weaker? Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life! Yo! Welcome back to the podcast. You're listening to This Paranormal Life, the weekly show where every Tuesday we investigate a different paranormal tale, case, claim, beast, and get to the bottom of whether it's truly paranormal or not. As always, you're joined by the two most decorated and prestigious and educated paranormal investigators in the world. My name's Kit Greer. This guy is Rory Pars across from me. That's right. How you doing, everybody?

Rory, I've got to skip the f***ing pretense here. We can't pretend that we're having fun here because actually we got a lot of s*** to talk about. I was actually having a pretty good time. Stop it right now. Alright. Wipe that f***ing smile off your face. Whoa. Or I'll rip it off, goddammit.

Alright. You need to get your head in the game, soldier. Quick, take this. Whoa, where did you get this? These are hard to get. You're gonna need it. But why? I was tailed here brother i don't know who's listening or who's watching granted apart from the podcast audience yeah if you're worried

about who's listening who's watching you shouldn't have come home loaded a gun handed it to me and recorded a podcast that you know goes out to thousands of people thousands of investigators not narcs i don't know how many narcs are listening to us right now okay fair enough we're going to be talking about some highly classified shit today folks and we can't take any chances so uh throughout the duration of this podcast make sure and just you know like oh my god they're here you put a bullet in this gun oh that was you that was me i didn't think you actually put a bullet in it safety on it bro you threw it i like where your head you threw it i like where your head with the safety off

again you thought that was a good idea to throw a loaded gun at me with the safety off second jesus i like where your head's at though we gotta have those uh trigger fingers itchy if you want to keep up my head was not there it was a misfire now in terms of evidence i'm going to be playing a lot of heavy footsteps and gunfire and i need you to not get that confused with the real life agents that are tailing us because if they do raid us it's going to be a lot of gunfire a lot of heavy footsteps the first clip you play is a the sound effect of a SWAT team knocking on a door. I'm like, wait, what's real? Is this a clip?

Like, this is the first clip, but they're here. Okay, so I might seem a little highly strung, but what I'm trying to do is get us ready, Rory, because later this year, we're going to be undertaking something very important, a live investigation, if you will. We're going to be going on location to Area 51. Wow, the big one. so as many of you know we've been getting a ton of email submissions over the last couple of weeks area 51 has been all over the news all over the internet so i thought it was high time that we investigated it

right here on the show uh and get you guys up to speed. It's come up once or twice before on the Roswell episode and different investigations, but there is so much more to Area 51 than what we covered there. So without further ado, let's dive right in. Right off the bat, Roy, how much do you know? What are some of the basics for the uninitiated of what we should know about Area 51? Well, look, all I really know about the base is that it exists.

Its existence was denied for years by the U.S. military until they finally acknowledged that it does exist. It's home to a lot of top-secret military projects. It has a lot of links with extraterrestrial sightings. There's a lot of important people flying in and out of that area and if you go anywhere near that thing they will shoot you on sight essentially you are you're done you're gone you're hunted um so it's a dangerous place to go and that's why we've got to do this thing in numbers which is what the facebook group is all about right the facebook group i'm glad you

brought it up so this is basically why it's all over the news. But in the last month or so, there has been an exciting development in vigilante investigation of Area 51. And we're going to touch on that a little bit later. But for now, let's cover the basics. What you said is all absolutely correct. For decades, Area 51 has been the mecca for UFO phenomena, a sacred, forbidden, and hidden place on earth where believers have long assumed that extraterrestrial life is being contained and repressed there to this day. And what seems to fascinate people, what burns itself into the minds of paranormal investigators, is that unlike many rumored secret facilities and paranormal sites, the kinds of which we've talked about in this podcast before.

We know it's there. It's hiding in plain sight. It's absolutely there. We'll touch on this a little bit later, but it's actually visible on Google Maps. You can go see the layout of the base itself. But if you try and drag your little man onto the road to do the little walk,

he gets shot. He drops immediately. You try and drag him out there and it just goes, he just blood everywhere it's horrible i would not recommend it please don't google's going through hundreds of those little guys and people trying it so let's just let's get give them a break the next time i tried to load google maps the little guy was there there was paramedics on the seat little google yellow paramedics a little yellow wife was sobbing crying in the background the kids behind her next thing i turn on my. A little yellow wife was sobbing. Crying in the background with the kids behind her. Next thing I turn on my computer,

the little yellow guys are trying to f***ing take me to court over the whole ordeal. But the legend goes that the U.S. military denies all of this to this day. But like you alluded, this bit isn't strictly true. Whilst the U.S. military do not acknowledge a secretive research facility in the Nevada desert called Area 51. They do acknowledge the existence of an experimental aircraft research facility in the Nevada desert called Groom Lake. Hmm. And they don't refer to Groom Lake as a secret base, but they do acknowledge that all of the information regarding groom lake is quote top secret sensitive compartmented information right they said secret in the thing that they

said it wasn't right that's very silly i also didn't realize that they didn't refer to it as area 51 i thought that was the military uh like the military term where does that come from then it's kind of up for debate where area 51 exactly comes from there's a couple of different ideas out there but it's it's kind of a name that stuck over the years but it is funny because they they've always referred to as groom lake in official documentation except we got a little peek behind the veil in 2013 because a clever investigator went to the u.s government put in a formal request freedom of information act we want to pull documents regarding area 51 from the cia in 2005 it's been 50 years

cough up the docs yeah it took eight years but in 2013 we got some of those documents you know they didn't want to give too much away obviously you know those documents are heavily redacted we've featured them on the podcast before but one you're basically getting a black sheet back that's how redacted these things are maybe with the date and then just darkness right there just says cia 1955 you but one of the fun bits is that whenever they got these documents they realized that they were bullshitting the entire time they called it area 51 what they call it area 51 on the documents for all those years they were like no it's there's no such thing it's groom lake don't be stupid area 51 is a is a conspiracy and they're like okay on the inside yeah, we call it Area 51. So just to clarify what we've covered so far,

they said it wasn't a secret base. Sure. It was just a base that did top secret experiments. Top secret compartmented information, right. They named their desert base Groom Lake. Yeah. A complete opposite, I assume, of what was there. And then the whole time they were actually calling it Area 51. The thing they f***ing said

they weren't calling it. Right. And these are the people who are talking and handling the aliens. Liars. Liars. Charlatans.

Cheats. And aliens don't take kindly to liars because... Absolutely not. Uh-oh. They can read your mind. You know who should be hanging out with the aliens?

Leonardo DiCaprio. Go on. He seems like a nice guy he's chill he's environmentally cautious he's not gonna lie he's not gonna lie to anyone ryan gosling sure he'd be great as well i mean sail down set down for a chat maybe one other person who's not like a hollywood movie star though maybe someone else right tom holland well i mean that's pretty much a quintessential hollywood movie london born baby gone to hollywood he's not a hollywood star okay well he came here small time anyone else even like

liam neeson baby he's not even london that's nor naira okay pretty sure he lives in hollywood though it's a theme year like i think he has a star on the hollywood walk of fame all i'm saying is they keep landing in the California desert. They want to see the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah. Bring some actors out there for Christ's sake. Yeah. Like I say, they describe the information gathered at Groom Lake as top secret sensitive compartmented information. I tried to find a little bit more about what this actually means, but needless to say that all those explanations were redacted if you google what does tssci mean you just get a jpeg that says keep on moving buddy of course but like i said this is a real brick and mortar place um it actually is believe it or not it's called groom lake because

there's a giant ass lake there um the story goes that couldn't have stopped me earlier then buddy huh the story before i made a fool of myself okay we can cut it i did a whole round i did a whole round where i said you can't trust these men because they said there was a lake in the desert you let that one go right by me when there's been a lake here the whole time and you knew and you knew there was a lake there i think there was a lake i think it's a dry lake unbelievable unbelievable so it's fine hey don't well don't get upset about you're gonna let me rant next thing you're gonna tell me tom holland is a hollywood movie star of course after i ranted that he wasn't he's one of the most famous faces on the silver screen realize he's gonna be put on blast on my own podcast means i look like an asshole but it's fine yes i can't trust you for a start that's know who your

friends are should have thought twice before you threw that gun at me and this base is about 80 miles outside of las vegas which is a lot closer than I thought. It's like a couple hours drive. So if you're in that area, you can look it up on a map and drive towards it. And the road that leads there was known officially as Nevada State Route 375, but known unofficially as Extraterrestrial Highway. Good God. It's said that many travelers who take this road have reported bizarre paranormal phenomenon including ufo sightings kind of as a fun aside to this um i

learned that the local council decided in 1996 that they could probably bring in a lot more tourism to this literal dust bowl area if they officially named it extraterrestrial highway yeah so they did they made a bunch of novelty road signs that say like uh speed limit warp speed seven oh i love this this is fantastic and in an even more bizarre twist this was also the same year that independence day came out so 20th century fox found out and and drove out the entire cast of independence day to extraterrestrial to open extraterrestrial highway jeff goldblum cut the ribbon that's amazing but aside from this road there's not really that much out there uh except for a few small communities in places like ticaboo Valley and the nearby town of Rachel.

Now Rachel is home to about 50 people. To give you a picture of how few people live in this area of desert. And in Rachel, there is only one place to stay called the Ailey Inn. Oh no! However, in my reading I did learn it is also the location of the Area 51 Research Center. To be clear, this is not the U.S. Military Research Center Area 51. This is a research center that researches what goes on in Area 51. Incredible. At no point did I actually think beside the Ailey Inn was an actual military research base. Of course, as a fellow paranormal investigator rory i know you'll want to see this state-of-the-art facility see what they're running over there

of course we're gonna keep an eye on these military industrial fat cats so uh here's a picture of the research center for you okay all right we're look there's a sign out front that says Area 51 Research Center. And then what we're looking at is a yellow and white. It looks like a trailer. It looks like a shack. It's a trailer. It's a trailer. Yeah. It's not exactly as cutting edge and high tech as I was hoping. Hey, there's a satellite out the front. That's true, but I don't even know if it's plugged into anything. That could be purely looks i think that's a tv aerial on top as well i don't think that's a real satellite yeah i'm not convinced there's a whole lot of very useful research being conducted in this facility it also says there's a whilst there is a big sign that looks quite cool it says area 51 research

center the other sign says bookstore so not even paranormal i don't regular bookstore i don't think there's that much money in uh researching area 51 i love it it's like it's the the inn the a lee inn and then uh here's the bookstore the a lee bookstore that one doesn't really work but it's just we're going by a lee but i did think that the people who run this research center they must have a few interesting stories up their sleeves so luckily i found one interview with um one mr don emery who worked at the research center who was quoted as saying there have been a lot of sightings out there by the mailbox on the road i didn't actually bring it up but there's a whole thing about this mailbox i'm so

glad you didn't i no no in an investigation as important as area 51 at no point should we be focusing on a mailbox there's a mailbox because it's not even the mailbox for area 51 no the mailbox for the area 51 research center no okay it's a it's just a mailbox but the the mailbox apparently a bunch of paranormal shit happens there so ufo investigators will come and meet at the mailbox i guess because there's not that many things in the immediate area yeah you kind of have to go with what little landmarks there are unfortunately the guy who owns the mailbox has had to get the thing like repaired and replaced a bunch of times because people keep vandal they keep thinking there's like paranormal shit inside it but it's just his mail what's going on in this tiny little town emory continues there's about two or three sightings a week out here people

usually say they saw lights coming out of the distance and occasionally someone comes out and says they saw a disc shaped object and. And apparently inside this building, inside this trailer, I should say, it's covered in military maps of the area, pictures of spy and research planes, and a ton of books on the paranormal, including hauntings, cryptids, and allegedly even alien artifacts. They say that they have an alien gray body in a jar of green liquid. What? In this research trailer? Which you can go see. Oh my gosh. They say that they have an alien grey body in a jar of green liquid.

And whilst lots of people come through Rachel or drive down the extraterrestrial highway for a bit of fun, many many people go to this trailer to tell others about experiences they've had and to find others who understand their point of view. Now of course, to understand how all of this story began we don't have to go back that far really. Our story basically begins in the 40s and 50s. This was when the UFO phenomenon at large really kicked off and we still don't know exactly why. Regardless during this decade or so the skies started to light up like a goddamn alien Christmas tree with mysterious objects and flying saucers flying to the sky

seemingly every night of the week. And because so much of it was in this area, the military base became synonymous with UFO sightings. And of course, in 1947, the R word happened. Roswell. We've done a two-part series on Roswell. Rory straight up psycho deep dove into that case so if you haven't heard that before i highly recommend going back and checking it out

um way more detail than we could go into on this it's episode 61 and 62 i believe that was a good good double header on that one it was a that was a real psycho dive but the point is it was alleged that the wreckage and potentially the bodies from the Roswell UFO crash were taken almost the world to take something that strange and scary 900 miles did you say yeah to roswell even if it's a little piece of scrap metal what if that thing is is melting the insides of your bones as you carry it you don't know because it's from space things are weird in space that yeah that thing could be poison in your ball sack just being close to it you don't know what it's doing and they carried it 900 miles which would lead you to believe that something in that area 51 facility is capable of um dissecting alien

artifacts like this this is obviously a place where they handle a lot of those types of materials they handle an enormous amount of materials that can melt your ball sack in an instant not even all of it is from space just lava they look at lava there i don't melt your nuts in a second acid hair straighteners they say they say it was founded by a guy who was really protective of his newts. You make a great point, though. No, I don't. Oh, wait, well, the original point, yeah, before the nuts melted. Soldier, why aren't you at your station post?

Permission to go to the sickbay, sir. Explanation, soldier. My nutsack has melted to the inside of my combat trousers, sir. Look around you, boy. Everyone around here's nutsacks have melted to the inside of my combat trousers sir look around you boy everyone around here's nutsacks have melted the inside of their trousers get back to that post yes sir how did this even happen teabag to george foreman grill sir when you find and fund a base that can study this affliction so our men will never have to deal with this again and area 51 was born no but you do have one good point in there it's a bit of a chicken and egg situation was the quote unquote

weather balloon right brought to area 51 because area 51 was established as a paranormal research center or was it brought to area 51 because it was simply the nearest high security base where they could get it away from the eyes of the press if you think about it they probably didn't want to drive it 20 miles outside of roswell where people could follow probably wanted to take it yeah a thousand miles away where no one was ever going to see it again it's a good point it's a good point all we know is that it was taken through the doors of area 51 because nothing gets in and nothing gets out of there or does it well yeah you just said it went in you said it got taken into the doors of area 51 i'm making a point sorry about it you'll see it'll like make sense okay don't

undermine me i won't interrupt you okay don't just make sure because but like i was in a flow you weren't because you stopped talking and that's how i got the chance to say something it definitely wasn't a flow flow state definitely wasn't a flow state bro i've been taking these like neuro brain pills wow get myself in a flow they're pretty big as you can see it's a bag of m&ms you realize that right what yeah you've been eating m&ms for three weeks i bought these off an indian pharmacist website for five thousand dollars a piece he scammed you said he didn't do a good job because it's still in the m&ms bag so he didn't even put them in a regular pill box yeah my flow is wearing off bro so i don't think it's really doing anything for me

i don't i'll be honest this page doesn't even look like english anymore think you've had too many m&ms that one's got up you can see the peanut throw up you can see the peanut in the m&m i hope not because i'm allergic as shit that's probably why you can't read the document then wow my tongue is swelling up like crazy so just to clarify this is what you thought would happen if your brain was working better? I can get back into the flow. You were never in the flow. The doors of area 51.

You were never in the flow and you've had too many M&Ms. Don't f***ing interrupt me. I'm going to get your pen. Don't interrupt me. I'm trying to save your life. Back off. Back off, all right? I just need to have a couple more of these pills and I'll figure out how to fix the situation.

Those aren't even M&Ms. Those are just peanuts to have a couple more of these pills and i'll figure out how to fix the situation those aren't even m&ms those are just peanuts and a box of shrimp so everything you're allergic to this will counteract the poison sea poison versus land poison that's right for decades after roswell the u.s military brushed off any mentions of UFOs and the paranormal as purely conspiratorial thinking. You're a woo-woo piece of shit, if you believe any of that. At least that's what my dad used to say. And all this brushing off almost worked. Except in 1989, one man, a man on the inside, spoke out. His name is Bob Lazar. According to Lazar, his employer was the inside spoke out. His name is Bob Lazar. According to Lazar, his employer was the United States Navy.

He says he and other government employees would gather near EG&G, fly to Groom Lake, and then a very few people would get into a bus with blacked out or no windows and drive to S4. When you get off the bus, what do you see? It's a very interesting building. It's got a slope of probably about 30 degrees, which are hangar doors. And it has textured paint on it, but it looks like sand. It's made to look like the side of the mountain that it's in, whether it's to disguise it from satellite

photographs or what. He says he was never told exactly what he'd be working on, but figured it had something to do with advanced propulsion. On his his first day he was told to read a series of briefings and immediately realized how advanced the propulsion was the power source is an antimatter reactor they run gravity amplifiers there's actually two parts to the drive mechanism it's just it's a bizarre technology. There's no physical hookup between any of the systems in there. They use gravity as a wave using wave guides, almost like microwaves. It took a while, Lazar says, before he actually saw one of the flying discs. However, there were hints everywhere. Right, they had a poster and it looked like a commercial poster almost, like it

was lithographed and you could buy it at Kmart or something. But they were all over the place and it had the disc that I coined the term the sport model. It was lifted off the ground about three feet at area S4 on the dry lake there. And the caption on the bottom said they're here. So that was just a short clip of an interview Bob gave around 1989. Basically, he first of all went on to American TV anonymously. Literally, his face blacked out under the pseudonym Dennis. He went public with a lot of this information, saying that he had been

hired, essentially as a contractor, to go work on some advanced aeronautic technology and that he was stationed in Tikaboo Valley. But then, as we heard in that video, he was driven out with the other workers and engineers to supposedly Area 51. They were day in, day out working on these alien technologies. Shortly after that, he went public with his identity, has been doing this kind of outreach work to try and tell the world about his time at Area 51 to this day.

This has led to, recently this year a netflix documentary about his life and about his work he just was on joe rogan about a month ago talking for about three straight hours with the documentary maker and joe rogan um literally just detailing how these spaceships work what they look like yeah and his entire time there. He's quite a confident guy. He obviously seems quite intelligent and he talks with a lot of conviction. I mean, it's a very convincing story. Like the way he talks about these graphs is very scientific.

He's not bigging it up or painting them in a light that we see a lot of people in our stories talk about these ships um in the sort of context they would like last week or the week before we talked about the falcon lake incident and you know it's people who are seeing ufos and but they're saying it was there were bright shining lights and no seams on the metal and this strange cigar shape and right here bob is just like i can tell you exactly what type of craft it was uh this is how they do it it's these anti-gravitational waves used like microwaves uh he's very fact-based descriptions which is very refreshing to see in our evidence frankly absolutely he's also doesn't appear to be drunk which helps because a lot of our evidence comes from intoxicated males. Quite right.

So this is quite refreshing as well. Yeah, he's been remarkably consistent over the years. He's drawn sketches like the one I'm just showing Rory here, where he tries to kind of outline where things are on the craft. Yeah. I don't know what you make of these. The only thing that strikes me about them is that they're very traditional. Yeah. of these the only thing that strikes me about them is that they're very traditional yeah but as we discussed in the falcon lake incident you know these traditional drawings of typical ufos

you know there's multiple reasons for why they look so generic and maybe the reason is is because that's what they actually look like that's what the floating thing looks like so could be i saw a clip of him talking about do you remember those recent fighter pilot videos of ufos that they chased through the sky yeah and one of the videos was quite interesting because it sort of showed this vague ufo shape but it was sort of traveling on its side and then kind of rotated in a very bizarre unplane like or un-helicopter like way before traveling at 90 degrees in another direction.

And it was interesting to see Bob talking about that. And he sort of said, yeah, this is what I've been saying for years, is they don't fly in the way that you see in movies where they just kind of glide along. Hover like a frisbee, yeah. He says the belly, the underneath is where the gravitational drive is and that's what drives it forward. So it looks like it's flying on its side, essentially. Got it.

Got it. Which is, again, just a little bit more of that detail and makes it seem a little bit more believable. Yeah. Because why would you make up that little twist? And I do really recommend that people who are interested in Bob Lazar check out the documentary, check out the interview with Joe Rogan and see what you think. But one of the things he talked about that really fascinated me was that he provided a piece of evidence

back in 1989 that may have proved to be true today. Okay. Whenever we have talked about time travelers in the past, things like that, we always say, what's the ultimate proof that they're from the future?

We say, if they could just simply bring back a piece of information from even 30 minutes in the future we would know that they were being truthful exactly i mean that's the whole thing in uh back to the future you know he goes back with the sports on the neck that has all the results of all the sports games for the next x years exactly he can predict what's going to happen in all the games that's how he convinces them he's from the future. So that's what you need. You need something you can bring back or some piece of evidence that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you are from the future.

But Bob, whenever he was questioned, they asked him, what do these gravitational engines run on? He simply said, an as yet undiscovered element with an isotopic mass of 299 that had been made stable by this alien race and was harnessed for the use of interplanetary fuel wow and at the time this was kind of brushed off as kind of convenient that the aliens used an element which we hadn't even discovered yet yeah it's a bit of like a shot in the dark to just say they've harnessed the power of the f***ing wind. Like, it's just enough of a vague answer that you could get away with it. Yet, 14 years later in 2003, a joint team of Russian and American scientists first synthesized what they called Moscovium,

a synthetic chemical element with the exact isotopic mass range that Bob had predicted back in 1989. Now, the only caveat to this is that Moscovium has only ever been synthesized in very minute quantities. They've only generated like 100 atoms of Moscovium to date, and it always disintegrates. But Bob maintains to this day that, yeah, that's the element I'm talking about. It has a mass of 299, except they've just managed to make a stable isotope of it. And chemists and skeptics can't technically disagree with that. It is theoretically possible to have a stable isotope of Moscovium. Yeah. But it just hasn't been done yet.

It's kind of fascinating that something he predicted in the 80s actually came to be invented in the 2000s. And just because there's not a stable version of it out here doesn't mean there's not a stable version of it inside Area 51. So, of course, after hearing stories like Bob Lazar's, like the decades of mystery surrounding what goes on there, in 2019, the year of Luigi that we are in, 2019, the people finally decided that enough was enough as we refer to earlier on the show Sometime in the last few weeks a public Facebook event page has materialized which is simply titled

Storm area 51 they can't stop all of us. That's right It's set with a event date of september 20th 2019 the location is area 51 and the event details are three lines long quote we will all meet up at the area 51 alien center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry if we naruto run we can move faster than their bullets let's see them aliens it's all true and i love the passion i love the idea i love the energy i gotta clap that on the cast we've been making this podcast for two years yeah this is what we want to see we want to see more paranormal events where the public rises up and demands answers how many people have rsvp'd to the event? 1.9 million. My god. Going.

Sorry, that's going. Then there's 1.4 million interested. The entire problem with trying to approach Area 51 in the past has been if we approach one by one, we'll be stopped. Yeah. I don't know if you've watched the videos of what happens if you approach Area 51. Oh yeah. It's pretty terrifying. It's really scary. You just get followed by multiple blacked out suvs and then presumably you're never seen again it's crazy to think that there are paid men who just sit in the desert all they do miles out waiting for people to go into area 51 they're like also there's nothing important in there don't worry yeah also there's thousands of armed men in black just patrolling the area and we will disappear anyone who comes near it yeah but there's thousands of armed men in black just wait patrol in the area and we will

disappear anyone who comes near it yeah but there's nothing there there's just a couple planes it's a lake get over it we're just swimming i'm absolutely gonna be there we're gonna be there the commune will be there oh yeah we're very darn line baby like aragorn leading the charge but i have to say i didn't really grow up watching naruto what's the effectiveness of this run is this gonna work oh a hundred percent a hundred percent kid i can't be more clear on that the naruto run is tried and tested um it's you know they call it the naruto run but it's really employed by um all of the ninja of the hidden leaf and many of the surrounding villages uh it makes you more

aerodynamic uh of course essentially the running technique is leaning forward and throwing both of your arms uh backwards to make yourself into some sort of human arrow you're kind of bent over in half like an old person yes as you do it i've seen that run dodge kunai before and ninjutsu. So I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be able to basically put you at a speed where you are fast enough to dodge bullets. If you can dodge a freaking chidori. If you can dodge a chidori, you can dodge a bullet, you know? That's what I'm saying. But I did do a little Google research here, see what the journalists out there

are saying, and I saw that one Kanishkan Sathasivam, a professor of political science at Salem State University and expert on international security, claimed, it's not going to be as easy and straightforward as that. These towns are very tiny and for even 100,000 people, let alone 1.4 million, to come to any of these times would be logistically impossible. Even for a highly organized group with lots of resources, it would be very difficult to pull off. Now, the U.S. Air Force themselves spoke out on this and said, Area 51 is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force. We would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train the armed forces. Ooh, assets.

Now, James Forrest, the professor of School of Criminology and Justice Studies at the University of Massachusetts, said, Force protection isn't just a few armed guards at the entrance gate. The problem is the attackers would certainly not have the element of surprise given the Facebook group, nor superior numbers, nor superior firepower or technology to achieve any of their objectives.

It would be completely suicidal. However, they did concede that theoretically, if enough people tried, it would be possible to overwhelm the base's defenses. But the chances of this critical mass attentioning such a thing is slim to nil. Yeah, I think it would require everyone who signed up for the event to be there representing with whatever weapons they can get their hands on. And yes, some people will die. But that's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

And everyone else should be as well. No, I thought this was super interesting. Finally, the last opinion on this whole Storia Area 51 topic was actually Bob Lazar. He made a post the other day and this is the Instagram caption. I have to comment on this storm Area 51 thing. I do understand it was started as a joke, but there are a number of people who are actually planning on showing up. This is a misguided idea. Area 51 is a classified research base. There's no aliens or technology located there. The only place there was ever alien technology was Site S4, south of Area 51. That was 30 years ago too. S4 may have moved, or it's possible it's no longer being used for the project.

I don't support this movement. The last time someone tried to get into Area 51, he was shot. Jesus. This is not the way to go about trying to get more information. If I take it, Bob's not coming. I thought he had our back. He's just interested.

What are you thinking about whether there's something paranormal going on there right now right now i think that's quite an interesting one i think along with bob you know maybe he is right this place has become so notorious and famous that it would almost be silly for the government to continue um any paranormal experiments in that location as he mentioned s4 or s7 whatever it was s4 a nearby location where obviously they're doing paranormal weird alien experiments maybe there is a whole branch of subsections to this base in the same area where they're doing these tests but the actual area 51 itself i mean who knows what

they're doing in there i think if the government are smart they would have outsourced some of the weirder stuff to these little sub labs hidden around and maybe area 51 itself is just the hub where i don't know they do some secretive stuff but maybe it's just experimental aircrafts and not the actual alien stuff um but in terms of the raid i'm in i'm i think it's it's high time we do something like this rise up demand power sure sacrifice a couple lives but you know some of us are gonna make it in there and it's gonna be glorious i think we'll get everything you've ever wanted. It'd be like, you know in Indiana Jones, where they have that big warehouse,

where they basically box up all the magic shit. So the Ark is in there. Probably like freaking Jesus' cross is in there, probably. Jesus' cross, Jesus' cup. All his stuff. It's like a lockbox for Jesus' stuff. You could probably go in there and just gank whatever you want because you've earned that right as one of the survivors of the raid

to take whatever you want from it's it's squatters rights at that point we will raid and we will plunder 100 we're 21st century desert pirates uh taking some alien shit from the government and i i couldn't be more on board there was an interesting quote from uh former president barack obama in the 2015 interview with gq magazine where he was asked about the top secret and classified information to do with area 51 i gotta tell you it's a little disappointing people always ask me about roswell and the aliens and us. And it turns out the stuff going on that's top secret isn't nearly as exciting as you expect. In this day and age, it's not as top secret as you'd think. Okay.

I mean, that's, of course, what he's going to say, but. It also sounds like disappointingly like it could be real. He even says in this day and age, like, which kind of suggests that there could have been something interesting going on in the past but today maybe it is just research helicopters yeah normally at the end of every episode we come down and yes or no whether a particular case is paranormal or not but i think today we've got a call to arms with a nation a paranormal nation of 1.9 million people who are gonna storm the out of area 51 come september 20th yeah i think the answer today is are we going not going or interested it's a really good way to do this you know i think i've made my stance really clear when the day comes when that day comes

and we have to decide if we want alien stuff and a bunch of Jesus's old gear, or if we want to stand aside like sheep and just let all this stuff go, I'm on the side of the paranormal party. I'm going to be front and line. I'm going to be charging in there with Captain America's shield, Thor's hammer. I'm going to dual katanas on my back. I'm gonna assemble these Avengers

and we are gonna just sprint, sprint into that desert minefield. I'm, yes, I'm going. We're going. We're going.

We're going. That's a, that's a double going on this week's episode. Double going, mother f***er. Jesus Christ. What an exciting end

to this investigation. One way or another we're going to get a conclusion on september 20th folks yeah as to whether there's uh goddamn aliens behind those gates uh we hope to see a lot of you there we've had a lot of people email this one in thank you so much to all of you for for suggesting that we cover it today i really enjoyed getting a bit more of a load on era 51 hope you enjoyed learning a bit more about it too. If you have any of your own tips, any tips on how to perfect my Naruto run, please send them in to thisparanormallifepodcast at gmail.com.

As always, if you're enjoying the show, if you enjoyed this week's episode and all the episodes thus far, maybe you've run out. Maybe you've gone goddamn ham on it. Maybe you, Area 51, raided our podcast our podcast library believe it or not there's more there's an indiana jones uh s4 baby arc of the covenant s4 stash of paranormal episodes over at patreon.com forward slash this paranormal life we're at two bucks a month you can get a shout out here in the podcast five bucks a month you get access to a host of bonus episodes where we cover the too hot for tv redacted information that doesn't make it to the main cast and above that we got t-shirts and to give you a little

taste of what's behind those pearly gates here's a little clip of our last bonus episode they were blinded looking for gold coins they couldn't see the the goldenest coin ever mummy juice okay disgusting water my friend okay so it's not sewage uh runoff anymore it's mummy juice it's straight up mummy juice which is an uncomfortable phrase i will say we're talking milf juice right here okay let's knock sarcophagist up milf juice this is the original gamer girl bath water those scientists should have bottled this shit up and sold it online well it wasn't long before a change.org petition appeared online with the title

let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus. It's moving very quickly how did this... And like I said at the end of every episode we like to take the time to shout out people who supported us on Patreon. That's what we're gonna do right now. Let's go! Thank you to Trevor Bettis. When it comes to getting a crew to raid Area 51 with, Trevor's a safe Bettis. He's been sharpening his shuriken since the second the Facebook event was made live. Right, so

he already had shuriken before, I guess, before it was live? According to his Patreon profile image, he's a black belt. Wow, in what? Naruto? Naruto running? Yeah, he finished the box set naruto fighting naruto ramen eating he does it all he's a black belt in all of it he's a black belt weeb that's what we need folks well i never trevor thank you for your support thanks also to edward ak is that

edward ak or edward ak as in edward ak 47 rat-a-tat-tat put a couple caps in them alien asses. Are we shooting the aliens now? We're shooting whoever gets in our way. And you know some of those Area 51 bastards have turned the aliens against us, the liberators. Right, they got some Stockholm Syndrome going on.

Exactly. They've got those greys singing the national anthem, saluting the flag pledging allegiance so i'm glad that edward ak has brought some firepower to change their minds thanks also to esther slade esther slade's got a blade when we're out of ammo the katana goes blammo it comes out swinging it might hit it might hit guards it might hit guards. It might hit greys. It might hit a couple of our own runners.

Probably. But it's clearing a path for the rest of us to follow. So thank you for bringing your own weapons. It's the one thing a sword doesn't do. Thanks also to Andres Rocha. Andres has a plan that's gonna work. Whoa. That's right.

When the bullets die down, when the katana goes blunt, he's got those little Peter Pan knives, those tiny little ones. So a different blade. A smaller blade that he can just shank his way through the crowd. Got it. Shanking grey, shanking guards, shanking his way to the secrets. It's a simple plan, but I like it a lot. It's very simple. Well done, Andres. That the secrets it's a simple plan but i like it a lot it's very simple well done andres that's why it's gonna work thanks also to ankit mishra you feeling brave

ankit i hope you're coming to the raid because you know we got our naruto runners we got our generals and our leaders we need someone to not lead the charge because i was i was gonna do that but we need someone to just be the first one to kind of do it i'll still be leading it but obviously if there's any like mines or automatic turrets yeah defense systems over there i just i gotta know about it because i can't get the leader but you'll be you'll be a hero the first fallen you know they'll probably build a little statue of you out there you like shaking hands with a gray and if you survive we'll buy you brunch and a dinner

and a dinner not on the same day though actually you get the dinner we'll get the brunch you know it's never gonna happen so uh we'll buy you a five-star hotel and whatever you want but let's well maybe not don't do that one because if it does if it does work out and he does survive we can't afford we can't afford there's no you loaded a gun while you said that so please don't do that one because if it does if it does work out he does survive we can't afford we can't afford there's no you loaded a gun while you said that so please don't hurt any of our patrons they survive i'm gonna make them not survive so you've got three little peter pan knives in your pocket thank you thanks also to ellis saunders ell, if you come to the raid, you can stand under my umbrellas. That's right, because when the bombs start dropping, Ellis... There's bombs?

There's going to be bombs. Inevitably, there's going to be bombs. They've come prepared. We're going to need to get under something. So by my umbrella, I'm really referring to probably a sheet of scrap metal that I've picked up off the ground, which is probably alien debris. It's probably melting my nuts as I hold it, but it'll do

the job. We can be safe under the umbrellas and then we'll go back to the fight. I think we've established as well that your umbrellas, your defense and all this is other people. Yeah. On the front line. Thanks also to Sam Wright. Sam Wright loves a fight and

this is a fight for the most important thing of all yeah truth and you know these are these are these aliens have been turned into patriots so who are they not gonna punch uncle sam we push him in the front line it wouldn't deck an american hero he is america he can walk us right in there and then as soon as we get in those doors the naruto runners burst out of the sides it's gonna be glorious sam thanks also to alicia furrow alicia furrow we're on top and you gonna burrow straight down into the bunker deactivate the alarm system and let us runners in the front. We got the blades. We got the guns. We're ready to go.

Because in an Air Force base, the last thing they're expecting is an enemy underneath. Exactly. It's called the Air Force, not the fucking ground force. You're fine down there, burrowing down there. You got this. What's that? The ground force infantry will also be there? Shit.

Damn it. Thanks also to Luis Borges. Infantry will also be there. Shit. Damn it. Thanks also to Luis Borges. Luis, what I need you to do is go on Amazon and buy yourself an alien costume. All right?

You're going to wander around the desert looking lost. They're going to take you in thinking that you just escaped the prison. Once you're in there, you strip down. You've got an EMP strapped to your body that you detonate. And, Lewis, you can come up with a cool line to say right before you do it. Like, you know, lights out, you sons of bitches. And then punch on the EMP, which will blast out and deactivate everything. That was just you can do whatever you want if you've got something cooler.

Like, how's this for a close encounter? Boom! whatever you want if you got something cooler like how's this for a close encounter boom you know some really cool some cool like alien pun or something or like even you know naruto runners go or hit it and you know something cool like that but you can come up with whatever you want your own one but we're not paying for the suit you gotta pay you gotta do the suit yourself also thanks for the money that you gave us special thank you to little kiddle cat Cat. Little Kittle Cat, I'm not going to beat around the bush. We're going to strap some sort of explosive to you and send you in on the front line. I know we've been kind of tiptoeing around this year, but sacrifices need to be made. You're going to be blasting open that front door, taking out a lot of that infantry on the front line. Of course, because they're not going to say no to a Little Kittle Cat.

Little Kittle Cat, of course. You go don't realize they don't realize you've got a bomb strapped to you and then uh you know you can come up with your own cool catchphrase like um uh lights me out you sons of bitches and then and then you'll explode uh but you'll take down a stronghold that we need to be taken down and you'll you'll really turn the tides for us so thank you little kiddo cat for your sacrifice thanks also to marguerite grifka marguerite knows no defeat that's right when the gun's out of ammo when the katana's dull when the little peter pan knives have been lost on the field when the little kiddo cats are in pieces marguerite will not be defeated she's got a little secret weapon up her sleeve it's an even tinier blade a tinier blade

it's like a freaking needle it's insane she's jabbing people walking through the the battlefield making her way to the front we appreciate the the support. Thank you. Thanks, lastly, but not leastly, to Michael Bills. It's your boy, Michael Bills, king of the hill. Michael, you're going to be holding up the back, carrying the flag of the paranormal nation. That's right, the commune flag. So when we've cleared the deck, we've got rid of the guards, we've got those aliens rounded up and part of the commune

ready to take us back to zeta reticuli right we're planting the commune flag in area 51 to show show them who's boss honestly and i really wanted to be immortalized in a statue you know that famous statue of all the soldiers pushing up the uh the american flag yeah i want it to be you me michael and a little alien gray of course. All raising the paranormal commune flag right at the top of Area 51. It's going to be glorious. That just about wraps it up for this episode. Hope you enjoyed this week's investigation. Hope you're ready for September 20th.

We're going to be all meeting up in the Nevada desert. It's going to be beautiful. Stay tuned. Sharpen those katanas. And we will see you on Tuesdayuesday for a brand before you go anywhere we have an extra special announcement we are doing another live show a live investigation right here in london sunday 15th of september 2019 we had such a blast doing the last live show all the way back believe it or not in february that we're gonna do it again this is gonna be

even bigger even better uh we can't wait to see you there. You can buy tickets on the venue website, which is kingsplace.co.uk. We'll be tweeting out the links, posting on Facebook and everywhere. So this is part of the London Podcast Festival. They've invited us along. It's a fantastic festival. There's going to be lots of other big podcasts there. I think Doughboys are there. Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood. So we're very excited to be a part of it. Like I say, Sunday, 15th, September, 9.30pm. Grab the tickets online and we'll see you there.