This Paranormal Life - #129 The Tall White Aliens Secretly Running the US Government

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

When a listener submission sparked a deep investigation into the creatures known as Tall Whites, Rory found himself face to face with one of the worlds biggest conspiracies...Support us on Patreon.com.../ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityResearch by Amy GrisdaleEdited by Louis BlatherwickIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Does Batman eat bats? If counting sheep makes you tired, what happens when you count wolves? All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life. Wow. Something. Sorry. Okay, bit of a... Should we take another go with that or are you alright?
Starting point is 00:00:19 No, I think we're going to leave that one as it is. That's the best you got in you? Yeah. Today? I feel great today I'm at a hundred percent you don't look at a hundred percent I'll tell you that much I'm gonna I honestly think I've never been healthier in my life you are right off the bat covered in band-aids right so there's some sort of wound I was feeling cold all right it's got nothing to do with my health you're feeling cold so you put plasters on your body? And I resent the accusation, sir, because I've actually never been sick a goddamn day in my life.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Okay, well, that's a lie because right now you're ill as all hell. Sure, I'm a little under the weather, but that doesn't necessarily mean I have a cold. Of course that means you're sick. So you know you have a cold. I didn't say I had a cold, I said I was under the weather. Okay. All right? And it hurts to talk because my throat feels like f***ing sandpaper. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:11 My head is killing me. Okay. Nose blocked? Nose blocked. Of course. What are you, a wizard or something? How do you know this? Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Oh, Jesus. Vomiting up blood there, pal? I think it's a little bit more than a cold you got. Welcome to This Paranormal Life, the only podcast hosted by two men at the peak of physical health. Okay. Every single week. In this week's episode, we have another listener submission. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:01:40 That's right. Kieran Barker emailed in to thisparanormallifepodcast at gmail.com, and he had a little case that was pretty close to heart that he wanted us to investigate. Now, he said, Hi, guys. I've been absolutely beasting your podcasts at work over the last couple of weeks. Totally love your content. It's funny, and some of it gets you thinking.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I've got some weird experiences I thought I'd just share with you. You never know who else has had something similar. Kieran, I decided to look into your case because you had a couple good stories. One of them in particular I found incredibly fascinating. Wow. And that's the one we're going to be looking into today. Kieran wrote, I'm a personal trainer from Edinburgh. I've never really seen anything extraterrestrial except strange flashes in the sky and what I thought were satellites moving at stupid speeds only to totally change course.
Starting point is 00:02:32 That's pretty up there. Yeah, I mean that's about as high as it gets. I've only shaken hands with a grey, I've never made out fully with one before. I've never had a close contact of the first kind, which is I having sex with the gray we never got that far. Second base only. Obviously I have no idea what I was watching so I can't pin it to anything specific. There's one thing that I can remember so clearly it feels though it only happened a few weeks back but this happened around six years ago. I was out with a mate about 2am.
Starting point is 00:03:05 We used to walk to the 24 hour Pure Gym at stupid o'clock because we had no life. And while we were almost home, walking by a place called Gypsy Bray by Crammond Beach, we were passing by this small fenced off wasteland that we would pass every night on our route home and always spook each other out by saying stuff like, oh, imagine looking in there and seeing a small girl. Anyway, as we were walking by, we were so deep in conversation, we never even realized we were passing it. As we were just about to pass the area, we both heard what I can only describe as the sound of a wooden pallet being dragged rapidly across the ground, forward towards us. We both started to instinctively sprint. We looked back and saw something in the darkness as we ran.
Starting point is 00:03:53 It was only once we stopped and nearly passed out from sheer adrenaline and fatigue that we each described what we saw. Both of us seeing the exact same thing. Inside the empty wasteland, somewhere between the fence and the darkened trees, we each saw a pale white figure. It was standing up from a crouched position, and it had no recognizable face, no clothing by the looks of things. If I could describe the height from what I saw, it would be somewhere between six, seven and seven foot. It was once we stopped to sit down that there was a flash in the sky as if lightning had just struck, but there was no storm, no thunder. It was a clear sky. To this day, we have no idea what we saw. And for obvious
Starting point is 00:04:38 reasons, we don't tell people about it because we will be ridiculed. Even my parents thought I was full of shit trying to get attention. So that's an interesting story to get emailed. What a roller coaster. Yeah, because we get emailed a lot of stuff. There's a whole spectrum of paranormal submissions. You know, we get emailed, I've been abducted, I'm on the ship now, help. And then we'll also get one the next day that's like i think my dog barked weird i think he's a gray yeah you know like i i bought a sandwich at the
Starting point is 00:05:13 deli and it it it went off a bit quickly it doesn't seem right to me i think it's space sandwich or something yeah so this is a nice slap bang in the middle uh k. Well, no, it's actually pretty far towards the end. It's pretty far towards the first one, yeah. He saw the Terminator crash to Earth. So yeah, I'd say this is more in line with help I'm being abducted right now. Yeah, but it does seem significantly grounded in reality. Yeah, lots of little details in here that really make this case stand out amongst the others. Now he goes on to write, I was about to tell my friend what I had seen a year ago, he started to tell me this story about
Starting point is 00:06:06 him and his friend, and when they were down at the beach one night, he said they were down Crammond Beach around midnight, only about a mile down the shore to where I had seen the white thing in the trees. They were sitting on a wall when they heard some branches snap in the small forest behind them. They assumed maybe it was some sort of lost junkie or something that had randomly ended up in the bushes. They sat in silence, looking at the trees to see if they could see anything, when they caught a glimpse of what he claimed was a tall, pale, white figure with no clothes, no face, around seven foot, walking through the trees. What?!
Starting point is 00:06:44 I never mentioned what I'd seen to this friend in case he thought I was a nut job. Once he told me his story, I told him mine. We both kind of stayed silent for a few minutes, realizing we weren't seeing shit. And we did in fact see what we thought we had. It sounds like Slenderman, but we all know that's bullshit. We have no clue what we both saw, but it still gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. Crazy. This is insane. This is a real life version of the, so you've seen it too. Yeah, this is crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Wow. I mean, what you're looking at here, folks, is the start of every good friendship. How do you think me and Kip became friends at harvard paranormal right it was like day one before i i told you well we had a bit of a different relationship because i told you about my experiences that i had had in dublin yeah and i didn't talk to you for three i think it was almost graduation by the time i wanted to speak to you again after that yeah yeah yeah which hurt my feelings a little bit but obviously as we know i'm sure you had a lot on you wanted to focus on your studies oh really it was actually focus
Starting point is 00:07:49 there was almost no contact time yeah i was actually pretty free you're okay well well i guess i had things on i was busy anyway yeah it was fine there's a couple times i called you and you said you were busy so it's weird hearing that you weren't because you told me that you were well i was busy not hearing about the story right okay which actually took up actually looking at my calendar that was almost all my time was not listening that story avoiding that story okay i guess that makes sense because like on my birthday i invited you to my birthday where i ordered all those pizzas right like 300 pizzas because i saw you pizza on day one and i was like he obviously likes pizzas i mean not 300.
Starting point is 00:08:25 If I ordered, I thought if I ordered a bunch of them, you'd come to the party. It's not, I mean, like if you ordered me one pizza, I wouldn't have come. 299 more pizzas doesn't change the results. I didn't know what your favorite flavor was. Okay, so I got them all. Is there 300? No, there wasn't. I actually added, I made up a bunch of ones for myself.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Doubled up on a couple, sure. Yeah, pepperoni, double pepperoni, pepperoni and marbles. That one was terrible. But not for the reasons you'd think. Marbles were great. The pepperoni, so-so. Pepperoni was incredibly stale. Staler than marbles?
Starting point is 00:08:56 The glass? They said they had four different optional toppings. And I said, give me every variation. Which turns out is over 300 possible combinations of pizza. It was crazy. That was all three years of my student loans gone on one pizza party, which would have been fine if anyone had f***ing showed up. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:16 But I was eating marble pizzas for months after that. But the point standing that sometimes by meeting someone through difficult circumstances or some some sort of traumatic experience you can form a strong bond yeah and look at us now bet like best friends like blood brothers friends bonded for life yeah but like acquaintances at least sure like the best acquaintances well kieran you're my friend and you've got nothing to worry about. You'll be happy to find out that you're not alone. What? I came across dozens of accounts of people coming in contact with these quote unquote tall whites.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Dozens of accounts? Imagine this, all right? It's 1 a.m. I get this email. There's a thunderstorm outside. Sure, there's a white in the yard. I got a pot of black coffee and a lit cigarette in my mouth. I hear this phrase pop up now and again.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Tall whites, tall whites. I do a couple Google searches. Next thing I know, news article comes up. Reddit thread comes up. YouTube video comes up. I'm being bombarded. The cigarette falls out of my mouth my god i say i've stumbled onto something massive you turn to your assistant better get a
Starting point is 00:10:31 couple marble ronies in here we're gonna be here all night user zany manny said i was walking towards a stream to meet with my dad around 5 p.m as i was walking i heard a twig break. I looked to my left and saw a tall being, maybe seven foot, sprinting. Sprinting? Sprinting! Athletic? It looked skinny and very white. It was running way too fast to be human. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:10:57 User Rockstead said, Seen one of these things many years ago. I ran for my life. Now I wish I went up to it. Very tall tall long legs and arms and a big head user bubbles420 even went as far as saying these ones abducted me in 2000. they got up close and personal way too close and personal this thing is widespread so it's international it's not located to edinburgh didn't you say i
Starting point is 00:11:26 did yeah kieran what you saw that night might have felt like lightning in a bottle but instead it was the key all right it was the key to pandora's box baby and i've opened it and you can't close the box once it's been opened so i so i hear there are tall whites bursting from this thing like those freaking uh fake jars of peanuts when you open the top and the snakes shoot out of it what what an obscure and outdated treat to offer someone a tin of peanuts a tin of nuts like imagine going up to your friends now and be like, nut? No. No, I'm fine. What?
Starting point is 00:12:07 They should have. Really? Please sample one of my nuts. They should have updated all of those. Yeah, for sure. Put it in a Haribo bag or something. Yeah. Kieran, through your story, I've uncovered a whole new species of alien that I've never
Starting point is 00:12:20 come across. It's an alien? It's an alien. How do you know this? Because you know who has come across it, Kit? The US military. What? While these creatures may have been new to Scotland,
Starting point is 00:12:32 they are no strangers to Earth. In 1965, Vietnam veteran Charles Hall was working as a weather observer for the Air Force in Nevada. But... Why is it always Nevada? God damn. because that's the hub of it that's what they like they obviously like dusty hot shit so that's where they all go i guess they like towns with all going on it seems weird like there's quite a lot of nice
Starting point is 00:12:58 places to go on earth i know they they can travel across galaxies at the speed of light. And yet looking down upon Earth, they see, you know, the Bahamas. Yeah. They see the beautiful Great Barrier Reef. Yeah, Hawaii, baby. They see Hawaii, baby. They see goddamn Bali. And then they go, nah, this giant patch of dust.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That will do. But we don't know where they're coming from they could come from bali planet hawaiisville it's just one big wave that you surf from sunrise to sunset while you drink corona so tired of surfing i wish i was dead i just want to go see some dust a dream like heaven to them is is the sahara desert yeah yeah not a drop of water in sight oh yeah dust in your eyes and your alien ass all over you charles hall was working as a weather observer for the air force in nevada but when his work began surprisingly he was given high level clearance to area 51 which he refers to as Dreamland. I don't think that's, I think that's a common nickname for it.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Oh, it's not just his childhood dream to work there? Okay, fine. On top of this, Charles Hall was told that over the last seven years, 41 previous weather observers had been compromised. Some had required hospitalization, some were given medical discharges and others had simply been killed from that point forward charles hall realized this job was not gonna be what he thought it was well it doesn't sound like dreamland to start on account of all the nightmare experiences i guess if you took a job as a weather observer, even if it was in Nevada, you wouldn't think to show up and someone like slaps on an Area 51 all access badge.
Starting point is 00:14:51 You'd think there's been some sort of massive mistake. Yeah. Until they tell you, by the way, the last 40 weather observers all died. You know, he gets there first day. He's like, so where's your like observation deck where I can work from? I'm sure you guys have got a lot of um data analytics stuff i can take a look at they're like charles we actually have a another thing uh planned we're going to drop you into the eye of hurricane dorian and you're going to observe what's going on he's like that's i don't i don't think that's what i i just
Starting point is 00:15:20 think there's been a mistake you are a weather weather observer, are you not? Don't be worried, Charles. You'll be completely safe behind the reinforced space steel of the alien craft. You knew aliens were real before today? Now? Did you, Charles? Did you, Charles? Did you really? Can you tell us your story of how you managed to come into contact with these beings as you worked with the military?
Starting point is 00:15:43 I'm a Vietnam veteran and I enlisted in the Air Force in July 1964 and I was trained as a weather observer and I was sent to Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada, outside Las Vegas, Nevada. And for two and a half years, I was sent up to the gunnery ranges up at Indian Springs, and I was given a clearance to allow me to go anywhere in Dreamland as long as I was alone. I discovered that up there at the north end of Indian Springs Valley, which you can see on the map in the state of Nevada here in America, that there was a base, which the U.S. Air Force maintained for a group of extraterrestrials who were tall and white.
Starting point is 00:16:31 And I, as the duty weather observer, was allowed to go up there or they were allowed to come down to where I was. And the interaction took place over more than two years. Wow. During those two years, I also... I'm sorry he was allowed to he had access all areas as long as he was alone it seems like the the absolute opposite of what it should be yeah usually you can't go anywhere unless you've got armed guards surrounded
Starting point is 00:16:59 by you listen charles don't even think of going into that alien base and doing whatever the you want without anyone being able to see maybe it was like he showed up and immediately within five seconds they realized that he was the most annoying person on earth and like everyone else there was like oh my god just here slap just go Just go anywhere. Go anywhere you want. Just go by yourself. Go anywhere. And Charles, he's, you know, page out of my book. He's like, are you sure you guys don't want to come with me? I just ordered several marble pizzas.
Starting point is 00:17:35 I thought we could get to know each other. Oh God. Go see the Greys. Go see, there's aliens in there. You've never seen those before. Just go. God damn it. I will say one thing that makes
Starting point is 00:17:45 sense in all of this is that you know me and i'm sure many of our listeners are probably listening to this going what business does a weather observer from the military have doing in uh in dreamland an alien base um but what do we know from previous investigations such as Roswell is that these events are always passed off as weather balloons. So who do you think works on weather balloons but weather observers? Do I have to spell it out for all y'all? Weather balloon means giant f***ing UFO. I'm really glad you spelled it. Weather observer means giant f***ing UFO observer.
Starting point is 00:18:24 That was a huge leap, so I'm glad you did spell it out for us because i don't think anyone including me or our listeners was gonna uh make that assumption so thank you for spelling it out i also think um as we'll we'll learn he was doing some weather observations but it also kind of seemed like a lot of the people who have this role are just hired to kind of put in the same area as these aliens and see what happens. Kind of like a Big Brother type scenario. Let's see what the aliens do to a barista. Honestly, I want to see what they do to a guy who can pull an espresso. They killed the doctors, engineers, and physicians.
Starting point is 00:19:03 They killed the doctors, engineers, and physicians. I was hired in the Nevada Starbucks to be the head barista. I was given all access clearance for Area 51 and Dreamland. Within five days, I was making tall whites for tall whites. And creating coffees that if humans drank them would make their brains melt from the inside out. So obviously, immediately after hearing all of this and this testimony, I had to find out what the hell happened with Charles. He said he was working with these tall whites for years, and he's written books on the experience called Millennial Hospitality.
Starting point is 00:19:44 And he's written books on the experience called Millennial Hospitality. Now, a lot of this info that I got moving forward is from www.thinkaboutit-aliens.com. Want to give them their proper credit. Even though Charles was still performing all his regular weather observation duties, he claimed he was almost continuously surrounded by a group of extraterrestrials watching him, observing him, even when he showered in the barracks. What? These b****es have free roam. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 They can do whatever they... We're going to learn a lot about the movie before... This is the opposite of everything we've heard about Area 51 on this podcast um it was being detailed that bob lazar who claimed to have worked there for many years said that he only got to look at alien crafts i think twice in his entire career oh yeah and otherwise they were like do not look at do not touch anything they were always accompanied by armed guards yeah it's a very different situation here because i think when you think about aliens in area 51 you think you know in the test tubes uh surrounded by jelly yeah or like behind the glass or something if you're working in these barracks a tall white can come up gank
Starting point is 00:20:56 your wallet laser gun off your kneecaps and it's fair game you can't do shit back to them i'm pretty sure this is the headquarters of Will Smith's Men in Black movie where the aliens just hang out in the canteen. Just chilling, yeah. The creatures were tall, white-skinned figures that Charles would come to learn were from another planet.
Starting point is 00:21:18 But that's not all he would learn about them. Charles states in his books that the tall whites come to Earth only when the moon is full and the visibility at night is at its brightest on Earth. He believes that they've been here on Earth for tens of years, hiding amongst the desert bases with the U.S. military, who provide them with a safe space to live.
Starting point is 00:21:39 In fact, the military even constructed huge cement caves for the creatures to store their larger ships. These were built into the sides of the surrounding mountains. Charles also states that while their deep spacecrafts are massive, their smaller scout crafts are white and around the size of a bus or an RV. Despite the creatures being relatively peaceful, accidents would often happen at the base. I mean, if there's been 41 previous weather observers, being relatively peaceful, accidents would often happen at the base. It goes fine to sandstorm and back again. That's the cycle of it all. The tall whites were known for being particularly impulsive and would harm or kill with the slightest provocation.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Charles wrote that every tall white adult carries a pencil-like weapon that by varying the frequency of focused microwaves Jesus. can stun, kill, or hypnotize humans definitely don't let them wander around the base with that well you're not gonna stop them are you not with a space wand they would often use it to discipline anyone who annoys or frightens them so you don't even have to do anything wrong if you just happen to surprise them i think they are easily spooked as well these tall gangly bastards
Starting point is 00:23:06 they're the worst people to own a weapon they're kind of like if you gave a a gun to a cat right even if you love the cat and the cat loved you if you kind of came up behind and you were like hey mittens it was like if you spray spray and bullets as it turns you know the cat doesn't want to kill you but you but you've startled it. Yeah, I'm starting to understand the broader picture here. Despite working alongside them on a day-to-day basis, even Charles wasn't safe from their wrath. On one occasion, while he was alone with them in the desert, the creatures, without warning, blasted him in the neck. What?
Starting point is 00:23:41 And left him to die. This doesn't make any sense please show some respect to charles and the story and and you know what show some goddamn respect to kieran i mean i know he almost went toe-to-toe with these gangly motherfuckers i don't think he did he rat he said his instinct kicked in and he sprinted at the first sight i don't think he even saw it i think he heard a wooden pallet being dragged and his instinct to sprint kicked in i think that sound was actually the dragging of a wooden pen along the floor get ready to laser his nuts off all right to hypnotize then laser his nuts i mean i know there was no health and safety back then, but this is preposterous. No, I just, I politely disagree.
Starting point is 00:24:26 This is like starting a zoo in a major city, one in which the workers and wild animals simply coexist in the same space. No barriers. Look, the military let these guys do whatever they want because I didn't want, we were going to get into it later on, but the main
Starting point is 00:24:45 reason why this is happening is because the tall whites possess incredible technology interstellar travel anti-gravity engines okay the u.s are kissy kissy up to them they don't want to piss them off because they want this stuff they want the the space guns and the spaceships okay so you know if they play nice if they build them some caves in the mountains and let them laser whoever they want you know hire a couple more weather observers those guys are like i don't know if ten a penny i don't know if this is how the military usually operates though normally if the u.s wants something they they're usually like let's go to war kick their ass and take their
Starting point is 00:25:26 shit that's probably how it's they were gonna do it until they found out about the magic pencils right like vietnam didn't have magic pencils at the time yeah because this is 1965 yeah so we're still pretty far back in terms of the technology the military would have to deal with aliens i guess despite being blasted in the neck charles managed to i forgot that's where we were charles managed to stop the bleeding and make it back to base safe on another occasion the tall white shot him assuming that the wound would kill him however when he managed once again to recover, Charles said that their message was, We have power over you and expect you to die, but we'll applaud you if your tenacity and will to live allow you to pull through. What?
Starting point is 00:26:16 I think what they're saying is hazing. So we're going to try and kill you, but if you survive, we'll respect you. More or less. What? It's prison rules, all right? That's how it works. It's not prison. It's a research facility.
Starting point is 00:26:33 It's a workplace. I think it's like a game to them. They're just testing the strength of humans and their will to live. So they kind of, bam, shot him. And then when he actually lived they were like oh fair play that was our well done charles we actually thought you were gonna die after the neck thing but two for two are you gonna do it again you're gonna shoot me a third time probably come on guys you shot me three times you haven't't shot Tony once. We like Tony. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:06 He brings us crackers. You never asked me once for crackers. I would have brought you so many crackers if you had asked one time. I didn't even know you liked f***ing crackers. My medical bills are tens of thousands of dollars. I would, of course, buy you unlimited crackers. Silence, Charles. God, I'm sorry, Tony.
Starting point is 00:27:25 He's sometimes just like this. Munching a salt cracker. Tony, these are amazing as usual. Are all other humans as bitchy as this? Now it's documented that the tall whites apparently come here only to repair their ships and allow their children to vacation in the hot desert sand.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Vacation? Yeah, the kids get to run run around so there's tall white kids do they have lasers as well whites actually okay and no they don't have their own well actually they might i don't know it's actually the opposite of what you think the taller they are the younger they are they get smaller over time they actually i know i know so much stuff now about these aliens. They actually live to 800 years old. Okay. And the reason they die is because their body, they grow so tall, but the organs inside their body doesn't grow and expand with their height.
Starting point is 00:28:17 So they eventually die of organ failure around 800 years old. This is so dumb. It's insanely bizarre also the tall white mothers claimed essentially non-stop that they love their children so much more than any earth mother ever could and if you want to get a conversation with a tall white off on the right step you would say like hello you love your children more than us humans. We were wondering if, and then you would ask whatever, and they'd be like, yeah, you're goddamn right.
Starting point is 00:28:49 What? Yes, I know so much stuff about these guys. It's real weird. These tall whites are just rich, hippie moms. Kind of, yeah. That's the vibe I'm getting. Well, anyway, they let their children vacation in the hot desert sands. But according to Charles, they also like children vacation in the hot desert sands but according
Starting point is 00:29:05 to charles they also like to gamble in las vegas and allegedly they would put on human makeup and wigs to go seven foot white tolls put on makeup and and that's fine. They just walk right on into Caesar's palace. This is stupid. I actually have a picture here. What? If you want to see it. There's no way these guys are getting into a casino. So that's kind of what they look like with some clothes and hair on. Okay, so I don't really know where to begin.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I mean, they're just like, think of like a really, really creepy, like Swedish family with like long blonde hair and pale white skin, but then add in some alien eyes, alien mouth. And then for some reason they're wearing like white roll necks. It's not even human clothes. But it looks like a little sweater or something. I guess, yeah. They have alien eyes.
Starting point is 00:30:07 They're not human eyes. They're giant bug eyes. They're aliens. They're straight up aliens. I don't know if they wore masks. I'm not sure if they can sort of rearrange the shapes of their faces to be more like a human. But apparently, according to Charles, who, as we know know did live with them for a number of years and they like to gamble they like to gamble with their space bucks yeah be really because even if
Starting point is 00:30:32 you did dress them up like humans make them look like humans capable of speaking english then they sit down at the high stakes blackjack table and put down like a fistful of slime on the counter because that's their money there's so many things that you wouldn't think to address before you put them into a casino yes i mean take the pens off them as well yeah i think what i'm starting to understand is according to charles these pens are obviously much more persuasive than i am giving them credit maybe these tall whites are pulling some darren braun shit like they just hypnotize everyone around them yeah so darren braun made a video where he went into a jeweler bought like thousands of pounds worth of shit and then paid for it with blank pieces of paper. What? Is that real? Yeah, you can watch it on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:31:25 It's nuts. And he does this in a bunch of different shops and jewelers. Just pays with blank pieces of paper. And then it takes the bag. It's like, thanks. Walks out. And then about 20 seconds later, they realize what's happened. They run out and they're like, whoa, where'd he go?
Starting point is 00:31:40 We're going to watch that clip back. And we're going to be like never realized darren brown was seven foot tall ice white hair down to his shoulders i think he actually just killed the jeweler with a pen give me the jewels i like gambling and i like jewels these are the trashiest aliens now i get it all right all of this sounds pretty crazy aliens livingens living alongside the US Air Force? I mean that's one of the most plausible things I've said. But maybe Kit, we have more evidence on this case than we thought we did. While investigating the site on Google Earth, YouTuber David Hilton made some incredible
Starting point is 00:32:20 discoveries. This is some fantastic armchair investigation. A YouTuber Google mapping the base. incredible discoveries this is some fantastic armchair investigation a youtuber google mapping the base all right look sometimes you don't have to go out in the world to find the best paranormal evidence what are you gonna do walk on up and get penciled by one of these whites exactly that's that's when they get you i'm safe in my room all right you know who did some pretty good shit sitting down puaro colot. Columbo. Did he?
Starting point is 00:32:45 I feel like he was always walking about. I'm pretty sure Sherlock Holmes never left the goddamn house. It's definitely not true. He sent Watson out for snacks, but he would do, he did most of the work from his chair. Didn't even go anywhere. Watson just, pretty sure he called Watson to wipe his ass for him because he didn't want to move. I had an interest in the story of Charles Hall and the Tall Whites for a number of years.
Starting point is 00:33:10 After reading his book, Millennial Hospitality, I was trying to locate the positioning of the weather stations on the bombing and gunnery ranges that he talks about in his book so that I could better understand the orientation of the various locations. While conducting my research, I ran across this photo at openseti.org. I then went into Google Earth to locate some of the positions to get a closer look. What caught my interest in this photo are the sites marked at the top center of the picture that was labeled Scoutcraft Hangar and Resting and Play Area. I wanted to get a good look at those areas in Google Earth.
Starting point is 00:33:47 When I looked at those areas, what I found was shocking. Before I go on, I want to make everyone aware of Charles Hall's description of the Tall White Scoutcraft. Here's an image of it. Looks like an egg. Look at that. It appears to be three structures that seem to fit the description of the scout craft as described by Charles Hall. Furthermore, right above them is what appears to be a recreation area of some sort that is located on the top of a hill with no apparent access roads or paths whatsoever. whatsoever. Alright kids, so our first clue,
Starting point is 00:34:26 our first piece of discovery, is what is essentially an image on Google Maps that shows three of the tall white scout crafts sitting on top of the mountain. Those eggs are from another universe. Okay, let's just be clear. Crystal, baby, let's go.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I admire what this investigator is doing. This is actually pretty cool because Google, as we're seeing on the screen here, Google Maps is actually pretty sophisticated now. It's- he can kind of do a 3D model of the landscape, which is pretty nuts. Yeah. So it's not just top-down. What I will say is those eggs, if that's what they are, are very, very far away. Like those could be...
Starting point is 00:35:02 That could be... What do you mean? What else is it gonna be? That could be a- that could be three portaloos lined up. those could be that could be what do you mean what else is it gonna be that could be a that could be three portaloos lined up that could be in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the mountains in the nevada desert three eggs lined up the middle of nowhere space scout crafts please they could be uh like weather stations they could be i don't know they could be a bunch of things i mean i'll give it to him he He's found in the area. He's found something that could, could match the description. Also, this recreation area.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I mean, there's just a tennis court on top of a mountain with no path to it. I mean, that's paranormal in itself. That is. I don't really get that the aliens would have any interest in like what looks like a astroturfed kind of play area. Yeah. I don't know what that is yeah i'll be blunt with you the scout craft egg vehicles sure i know what that is yeah i don't know what the what the orange square is at all i don't really also it's on top of a massive mountain range i don't see why they would need a rectangular play area on a mountainside yeah we can't stress how isolated this is it's not it's in the middle of nowhere there's nothing honestly nowhere that is very
Starting point is 00:36:11 strange so david hilton with this information and those coordinates actually contacted uh the air force and under the freedom of information act requested any insight as to what these objects were what was the reasoning behind it why they were there and um he did actually get a response first off they claimed that he wasn't being clear enough even though he included the coordinates a link to the google maps window where you could actually see it uh and then after that they responded saying just you know the freedom of the freedom of information act is in regards to documents and releasing documents it doesn't mean we have to tell you
Starting point is 00:36:50 whatever you want you can't say like all information should be free i mean it's weird that they declined to uh tell him what it was it's kind of like going to your local restaurant and then putting like uh like a cool sauce on the burger and then you contacting the government and being like what are the ingredients in the sauce in the secret sauce and then being like that's that's not really our freedom of information okay what spices are in kfc chicken that's not really our remit. Tell me! Which is a pretty cool loophole for the government, because if they don't make a document about it, they don't have to say shit. Yeah, it's all verbal.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Alright, so that was the first weird thing that he noticed. Here's the second. interesting facts. There were multiple nuclear tests in the mid to late 1960s that were done in the general area of the reported Tallwhite underground base facility. Note that in this image the nuclear tests are in the order of their location from north to south in the test area. It should be noted that one of the original points of research in nuclear testing was its application in civil engineering and underground excavation. Could these tests be an indication of underground construction?
Starting point is 00:38:10 Also, there were three earthquakes in a general area. In 1963, at 4.1 magnitude, 15.53 miles deep. In 1968, at 3.6 magnitude magnitude at 20.51 miles deep, and in 1987 at 3.6 magnitude at 24.30 miles deep. Also, on the far side of the valley, in the same area of the previously mentioned scout craft, there were 10 earthquakes ranging from 3.0 to 4.1 magnitude, dating from 1952 to 1999, almost all of which were at 3.73 miles in depth. Again, could these be an indication of underground construction?
Starting point is 00:38:58 Now, we already heard from Charles Hall in his testimony that the government was working with the Tall Whites to construct underground layers and bases where they could store their main spacecrafts. What we're seeing here is very similar sized earthquakes at the same depth down into the earth, consistently in the same areas over a huge period of time. That's pretty interesting. But what's he inferring? That somehow their underground construction is causing regular earthquakes? I think so, yeah. Whether it's like, I don't know how you make underground bases, but I assume it's explosions, blowing up walls.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Drilling, yeah, for sure. That sort of thing. I mean, I don't know anything about how you cause earthquakes. All I know is that through fracking, they've definitely caused earthquakes before. And they probably are in that kind of order of magnitude. They're pretty small. So it is possible to cause earthquakes through man-made means. Yeah, through either fracking or the departure of a large interstellar vehicle
Starting point is 00:40:06 bursting out of the earth and back into space okay either one would probably cause the earth to shake a little bit to quiver why not it's terrifying you think there's earthquakes because the earth is scared shitting itself global natural disasters. I'd be scared too. I'm like a freaking nine on the Richter scale. In no way how it works. Like a nine is like a massive geological shift under miles underneath the Earth's crust. Mother Earth is a single mother. All right. And it's worried about the sustainability and the future. I'd be shaken to my to my core, to freaking mantle if i was mother earth so it all makes sense and what we're seeing here is earthquakes in this area around the time where charles claims that there are tall whites on the base red flags kit that's all i'm saying red flags so weird that
Starting point is 00:40:57 out of this entire argument the bit that you don't grasp is earthquakes yeah i'm like so coming down on a yes or no are earthquakes paranormal is the world shaking because it's scared of the future you're like what why don't we talk about tall whites for an hour that's just basic science i don't know what to tell you i'm bombarding you with facts and logic and i feel like you're just not oh you're just i felt like you came at this case with a no that's that's completely unfair i'm ready to believe this case but you've also thrown me that these aliens are here to gamble i play tennis and they fly here in eggcraft they can kill they're like james bond they have a license to kill whoever they want and they're not afraid to use it and they speak english and they they they have they have a
Starting point is 00:41:50 device that enables them to speak english and translate their their actual voice apparently sounds like dogs barking okay so it's a little weird and they apparently love their kids more than you well they say they get mad if you in if you infer that they love their kids less than yeah they keep talking about how much they love their kids but i haven't seen their kids in a really long time they just kind of let them wander off in the desert thoughts um might i remind you that anything you say could directly insult kieran one of our listeners listen i'm on board with what what happened to kieran I know that Kieran's a trustworthy guy. I know that, in fact, all the people we talked about,
Starting point is 00:42:29 with that first-hand account of what happened to them, I know that they saw what they saw. Any guy who goes to the gym at 2 a.m., marble pizzas on me, all right? Because I'm pretty sure it's just him and Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah. That's a really interesting sighting, and I'm really glad that he sent that in to us. And there's actually a lot of interesting information here.
Starting point is 00:42:49 What this gentleman on YouTube is explaining to us is a mix of kind of speculation with recorded facts that we do know there were a number of nuclear tests in this area. We know there are Air Force bases in this area. He's got google maps
Starting point is 00:43:05 up for christ's sake we know that that tennis court and the egg-shaped objects are there yeah but my problem is the extrapolation with what charles is saying because what charles is saying is a little hard to believe it is yeah given that it's being purported by one person alone so charles wrote uh i believe three books on his experience sorry maybe four in total three or four books with the first of the series being a fictionalized retelling of the events that took place and then the final book revealing it was all fact wow yeah i think his his uh explanation was that you know i knew no one would believe me anyway so i wrote the the true stories claiming they were fiction okay that's quite a bombshell to
Starting point is 00:43:54 be honest yeah because i don't think it counts as fictionalizing the story if it was fiction to begin with i think i think you could say that he factualized the third book right right yeah you're kind of being bombarded from all sides here you know you got uh this guy uh david hilton providing you with dates times measurements locations coordinates facts it's and it's great it's everything that we love in a paranormal case. Yeah. And, you know, we have Charles Hall, who, you know, he's a reasonably solid guy, served as a soldier, served as a weather observer. As far as I know, all those records clear out. He did work on the base at this time. He was working in the area. As we know, there was suspicious stuff happening but then it veers a little too far um where i think some of the fictionalized novel enters in with the magic pen that can do anything apparently charles claiming that he was almost killed twice but was tough enough to live through it so he earned the the whites respect um and there's there's so much more that
Starting point is 00:45:05 i haven't explained and i know that we love a paranormal story when it includes a lot of detail because that helps legitimize a story but when you reach the amount of detail that i found in charles hall's story yeah it goes from straight from uh doesn't sound real to oh he's mentioning some very specific things very interesting to basically a diary of living with aliens non-stop and it becomes so hyper specific that it it's almost too strange too too much to believe yet so specific yet none of it really adds up like the idea of these whites just living amongst the soldiers at area 51 with absolutely no restrictions or oversight as to how many people they kill on a daily basis yeah yeah again i believe it was because um okay so you believe it then well no i'm just saying if this did happen,
Starting point is 00:46:09 Charles says it's because the US military wanted alien technology, and they basically let the tall whites have free reign over whatever they wanted. You know, they could walk into the canteen, like, pick up a Diet Coke, pop it right there and chug, you know, don't pay for it, throw the can at some, like, the captain's head. But what is that? And he has to be like, thank you for the tin, sir. What is that negotiation? You love your child more than I ever could.
Starting point is 00:46:29 What does that negotiation look like? The aliens are like, listen, we'll show you the pen if we get to do literally whatever the f*** we want. Killing your people, shitting all over them, taking whatever we want, when we want. And who signs off on that the goddamn president you and i both know that the u.s military has done way worse all right they would they would nuke half the country for an alien pebble all right so it's not outside the realms
Starting point is 00:47:00 of possibility that's all i'm saying that being said this week it is a no from me um now to be clear that is a no to um the this very specific story of charles hall living with the alien greys in the uh nevada desert that's fair this isn't a no to um anything paranormal happening at these sites because it sounds like there is some weird stuff going on. And this definitely isn't a no to Kieran and his experience that he mentioned, because that sounds like while there is a lot of similarities between what he saw and the tall whites. I mean, the tall whites had faces. They could talk. They were kind of like these all white humanoids.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Maybe there's a bit of crossover, but who knows? The universe is a weird place, guys. It's big and it's weird. So Kieran, I'm sorry. That was the best research I could do. I hope you find answers one day. And I hope you enjoyed this week's episode of This Paranormal Life. Another great week, another great paranormal investigation. Folks, if you want to email in your own suggestions so we can talk about it on the podcast email them into this paranormal life podcast at gmail.com or you know what don't do that why don't you come what why don't you come tell us it in person at the this paranormal life live show oh even better it's gonna be the night you don't want to miss it's gonna be an incredible show folks you don't want to miss it and we're gonna be there all night afterwards hanging out
Starting point is 00:48:30 with everyone talking about the paranormal so if you do want to come to that it is let's do i'll do one bit of the event and then like a playful then you can do the other bit okay so i'll be like sounds good sunday the 15th of september you took mine buddy i was gonna go for i was gonna go for september now i'm thrown see well i mean so you know it's 20 surely you know 20 do you know the time just say what time it is what time it is what time come see it at okay Okay, fine. Half nine. Half nine. 9.30 p.m. 9.30 p.m.
Starting point is 00:49:08 At the... So all you know is that it's... You're just asking me where it's at at this point. No, we're doing like a... We're telling the information. Okay, fine. So at the... King's Place Theater.
Starting point is 00:49:21 King's Place. In the year? You don't know what year it is? I'm just saying. We're doing like a bouncy thing. No, okay. I'll go. In the year of?
Starting point is 00:49:30 No. I threw it back to you. I threw it back to you. That's absolutely not how it works. What do you mean? I absolutely don't think you understand how this works. I think I'm just going to ask you point blank at this point. What year do you think the live show is happening?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Irrelevant. All right. Irrelevant? I don't need to answer that. I don't. I'm being put to ask you point blank at this point. What year do you think the live show is happening? Irrelevant. All right. Irrelevant? I don't need to answer that. I'm being put on blast here. I'm trying to plug my own live show. So you said it was just around the corner. Come see us as soon as possible.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah. What year? Well, it's this one. Yeah. Which is? The year. 20. And then I throw to you.
Starting point is 00:50:04 You know it's 20. And then I throw to you. Okay. Come see us on The year. 20. And then I throw it to you. Okay, so you know it's 20. And then I throw it to you. Okay. Come see us on the year. 20. I'll do the next digit. So 20. 20.
Starting point is 00:50:12 And then there's a one. Yeah. And then to you. The last digit, which is? That's not how it works. I threw it to you. You can't throw it back to me. I threw it to you so you can do the last digit.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Holy shit. Look, guys, it doesn't matter what year it is you already know the date the time and the place and you already know it's gonna be the best night that you don't wanna miss so come and watch this paranormal life live I don't wanna spoil the the event for you folks but we're gonna
Starting point is 00:50:38 do some dark magic there's gonna be some twisted stuff going on that you don't wanna miss so come along to that it's gonna be some twisted stuff going on that you don't want to miss so come along to that it's gonna be amazing this paranormal life live sunday 15th 2019 if you can't make it to the live show but you still want more of this paranormal life hey don't sweat it i know how we can help you out on our patreon you can get access to bonus content i think we're coming up to 30 episodes of bonus content that from as little as five bucks a month you can get access to the entire backlog every single day
Starting point is 00:51:17 for a full month you could listen to this paranormal life bonus episodes you never even get sick of it so check that out because if you do support us on patreon what we like to do is also give you a little shout out right here on the podcast so thank you to william boyce william boyce as the voice of god this is that guy who does all the ads for movies oh yeah in a a world. Filled with flying monkeys. He's like 95 f***ing years old. Wow. He's old as hell. He's only getting better now because now he's like, he can be the wizard
Starting point is 00:51:52 voice where it's like, in a world. You know, because he's so old and aged. Unfortunately, he got one line in Lord of the Rings. Fly, you fools. Yeah, he dubbed that. They dubbed that in. That was it. But thankfully that papers entire retirement thanks for your support thanks also to elliot spirit elliot you keep my spirits high
Starting point is 00:52:11 and my spirits are never dry that's right rum whiskey tequila the whole party is there when you're around brother so grab a couple couple bottles. And let's become spirits. I want to drink till we die. I think he has a drinking problem. To be honest. He's always like. Even if it's the middle of the day. He's been on it since breakfast.
Starting point is 00:52:35 His spirits are high. Started with some beerios. Worked his way through lunch. I asked him what he was doing the other day. At 11am. Drunk off his ass. He said there's no laws when you're drinking claws. He keeps saying it's a curse, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:52:50 It's actually quite a serious affliction that we can't help you with. Thanks also to Emily Carey. Emily's always there to carry you home after you've had a late night of too many Lombardis. When the liquid of the dead turns your legs into liquid lead. Jesus. You can't walk home. She's there.
Starting point is 00:53:09 She's carrying you home right on her shoulders like an angel. So thank you. Thank you. She's expensive though. She does... Oh, it's an Uber service.
Starting point is 00:53:19 It's an Uber. It's a full-on Uber service. And I'm an XL man. I need the space. And no, I will not pool. I want the ride to myself. Thanks also to Nick Murr. If it isn't Tricky Nicky.
Starting point is 00:53:33 He's a little bit like a modern-day Robin Hood because he steals from the rich and gives to the more. What? He just steals from the rich and keeps it. He doesn't really give it away, but they all call him Tricky Nicky because he's pretty sticky. He can climb up walls.
Starting point is 00:53:51 He's a bit like a Spider-Man as well. Judging by this thumbnail, he's tiny. I think he's an insect of some kind. He's very small. The walking up the walls thing was a dead giveaway. Yeah, oh, 100%. He's more spider than man than man really and when i say he steals from the rich we're talking pennies at a time because anything more would just crush his little insect body
Starting point is 00:54:14 he's a bug yeah he's an actual bug thanks they also call him ticky nicky because he's a tick it's actually way more descriptive i should i should have led with that because he is tricky but he's also mostly a tick yeah thanks also to hannah o'connell hannah is borderline obsessed with iguanas they call her iguana hannah you you go to a party and it's all she wants to talk about. Fact after fact of iguana facts. Is there that many facts to begin with? A hundred percent. Number one, they like it hot and sticky.
Starting point is 00:54:52 That's okay. That's barely a fact. That's just a fact about them. Okay, it's barely a fact though. Number two, they shed skin. Okay, fine. Pretty much every animal sheds skin. Did you also know they're crazy about veggies
Starting point is 00:55:06 kind of every animal is crazy do you know they have an extra eye what they have an extra eye i don't know if that's true which i think a fact has to be do you know they can breathe fire okay when provoked no no they can't all right they can f***ing talk to each other. Are these Hannah's facts? Via their eyes. Because you're just making them up at this point. Sometimes I'll make up facts to fit in with Hannah, because she has all the facts.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I don't actually know s*** about anything. Okay. So I'll just, she'll say one as well, and I'm like, yeah, they also have four vaginas, just to try and, like, be a part of. Which you shouldn't do pardon to Hannah because Hannah objectively knows more about iguanas than anyone else. We don't talk much anymore.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Me and Hannah. Yeah. Thanks also to John. John, you know, you sound like you're a cool, strong guy. Right. You've only given us your first name so we're gonna make up your second name right here on the podcast, John. Let's go for it john mountain decker nice like he punches mountains that's a pretty strong name
Starting point is 00:56:12 actually john should we go middle name monkey decker okay you straight up beat the king of the jungle i think what did you say mountain decker I think that was almost better. Mountain Decker? Rather than Monkey Decker? John Horse Strangler. Okay, these are less and less like names. You're killing the fastest animal on the horse track. I was going to say... They're not the fastest animal. Not in the jungle. But on the horse course?
Starting point is 00:56:42 Yeah. They're pretty damn fast. And they're not fast in the jungle because, well, the jungle's a thicket. There's no way that lanky bastard's making it through the jungle at any time. So, John, we give you a couple options there. Mountain puncher, monkey puncher, or horse strangler, whichever one you want to go for. They're all pretty cool. Thanks also to Alex Atkey.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Has anyone seen Alex Atkey? Because he has the key for the paranormal commune uh we're all locked out it's it we all went out for ice cream and alex was the only one that we left with a key it's a 2 000 acre compound which very much comes to a bottleneck at the front door which is just one lock yeah just one lock and you don't want to try and sneak into the paranormal commune okay because it's guarded by horses the fastest creature on the horse course they will catch up to you even if you're fast and if the commune if nothing else is a course for horses so if anyone can find alex uh just give us a heads up thanks also to johannesberg uh-oh watch out titanic we're dealing with a johann iceberg whoa it is tiny up top but thick
Starting point is 00:57:54 down below you think it's just a tiny little ice peak but there is mount kilimanjaro you can smash right through it but oh no no, no, no, no. They're unbreakable. And they'll sink your little ship of rich people. They said it was... That the ship could not sink. It was unsinkable. Until it meets an unmeltable Asperg.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Johann Asperg. Thanks also to David King. David showed up at the commune and thought he'd be the king. He didn't realize, uh-oh, the roles are reversed in this place. The peasants rule the commune. The kings serve the gruel. So, sorry David, but you're on cleanup duty from now to infinity. Because that's also how it's handed out.
Starting point is 00:58:42 We're the paranormal peasants and we rule this land like kings. Sure, I understand and can acknowledge the irony in that statement. That, you know, yes, we are the peasants. But also, we're the kings. Nay, gods of this world. Nay, kings. Stick with kings. I prefer kings. And the gods, they serve us.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Because it's opposite world. And the gods, peasants. Which make them super gods. And we bow down to them. But David, I'm sorry. You know, if you lose the king, maybe we can swap up your roles a little bit. Sure. But until then, it's shoeshine duty.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Oh shit, he just changed his name to david chimney sweep i bowed down to thee david you are my master now thanks also to jason slay bar jason slay bar hope you like manual labor because in the paranormal commune there is plenty to go around, my friend. Not for us, the peasants. We are the kings. But you, you peasant, will be king among men, which makes you, again, a peasant. I can't be more clearly. I can't be more clear when describing this systematic ruling. Can't even say that sentence right. Look, the roles of the commune change daily
Starting point is 01:00:07 it's pretty much whoever wakes up first can do whatever they want for infinity forever so i hope you enjoy your stay thanks also to dave lovaski dave lovaski actually gets his name from um his ancient ancestors it's really all there in the name. They ski on lava. Lava ski. Wow. Pretty badass bunch of dudes. That's incredibly badass. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:34 So he's obviously come from a line of very heroic, brave men and women. Right, right, right. But he's very much the black sheep in that family. Oh. Can't ski to save his life. Oh, he's he's the kind of guy He eats a banana and he complains is too spicy. So he's not going near any lava or anything hot, right? Right, you could say he's a bit of a peasant in that regard Dave Levowski. I gotta ask you How do you feel about hard manual labor?
Starting point is 01:01:02 You King which makes you a peasant, all right? Of course. It's a paranormal commune. It's going to be hard labor, but, you know, it's a very rewarding process. Makes you feel like a king. It's very rewarding for the kings of the commune. If you didn't know by now,
Starting point is 01:01:23 there's only two sections of the commune it's kings and peasants there's absolutely zero in between no thank you lastly but not leastly to day one listener joshua cabrera joshua cabrera i don't want to scare you but the commune is essentially a sweatshop we it's a prison yard all right and you are as you are the servant to the peasants which makes you a goddamn king But to the peasants which makes you a god Are you getting it? Am I making this clear run the garment district? There's no other way of saying it you run it. you are the leader which makes you unfortunately a peasant um
Starting point is 01:02:08 it's a cruel world where your roles can flip on the flick of a coin my friend but the beautiful thing is tomorrow morning you wake up early enough that coin can flip to the other side my friend so I hope you're having a great stay at the
Starting point is 01:02:24 commune so thank you so much to everyone who flip to the other side, my friend. So I hope you're having a great stay at the commune. So thank you so much to everyone who listened to the podcast and supports us on Patreon. Honestly, we just couldn't do it without you and you make all of this possible. I'm probably going to go run like a 10K or something because I feel like I've never been better in my life. You're on the floor, sir. Yeah, sure. I'm just regaining energy right now. And before my 10K, I think I'm going to set like a PR or something.
Starting point is 01:02:53 So, sorry. You're crying. I just blacked out for a second. Thank you for listening to this week's episode. I don't think she'd go anywhere. This is Paranormal Life. I need to see a doctor. I'm going to go for a run. i'm gonna i'm gonna go i'm gonna
Starting point is 01:03:06 go for a run i'm gonna go for running and lift some weights i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna your feet are blue who knows who knows i can't see what do you mean who know i gotta see shit so i don't know they could be they could be on fire for all i know because they're numb too they're numb too kids because they're blue might be part of the blueness. I'm gonna run to a hospital. How about that? I'll meet you in the middle, brother. Thanks for listening to this week's episode of This Paranormal Life.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Hopefully see a bunch of you guys at the live show. It's gonna be so much fun. And if not, we'll see you next Tuesday for a brand new paranormal tale. Bye-bye, folks.

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