This Past Weekend - #571 - Adam Devine

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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You just shower? Is it the, is it, uh, is it, uh, The rain that got you a little wet. I just showered, unfortunately. It looks good on you. I'm not afraid to say it. That wet look looks good on you, Theo. You think?

Yeah, I'm not eye in line. Let me see you. Pull it up. Let me get a gander at it. Well, I don't know. Oh, damn, son. Yeah, just, I could just... Sorry.

No, don't be it. I like it. I haven't heard it in a while. I saw you stretching a little bit. Was that what I saw? Yeah. did. You got to stay limber for all the sitting we're doing. I'm getting

at the age now where I can't sit for too long, dude. Really? Yeah, that sucks. What do you mean? Yeah, just sitting. Just fucking bothers me. It bothers, yeah. You know, I do notice, I thought about this, like, we're not supposed to just be sitting

around. Like, imagine, say you went in the woods, right? Yeah. And you saw all the animals were having fun. Yep. Right? They always are. Yeah. Most of them are. Some of them are beating, killing. There's some Yeah, some of them But eating is fun though Yeah, most they're having a good time

Yeah Yeah, there's violence A lot of it's by the streams Mm-hmm And so you know kind of That's fun Yeah, it's fun if you're into that Yeah, and I think most animals

And I'm also into water But if you're into, but that's where things get violent Is down there Oh shit That's what I'm saying is Oh, I think nature's a blast Right?

Yeah You see it, they're hurting The animals, the woodpecker comes down He's like He makes noise and people are like get the fuck out of here. We want to sleep in. But you don't think for him that's kind of fun, though?

It's just like, wake up, motherfucker? Yeah, he's obviously been using or whatever. He's one of the animals that got a hold of a bag somewhere. Absolutely. Who else is rolling up like that? Just so early, just slamming their head against a wall. Yeah, and then take it off. Yeah.

Unless he's like Morse coding a message from that Evans or from like ACDC or something, you know. But, you know, I'm sure every animal, they all condes. Joinively hate that MF her. Conjoinively, I think they are. When they see, unless one person had to get up early for work. And he's like, guys, I had to invite him. Yeah. And this, we also, we started to talk about this because of stretching.

Well, yeah, I'm just saying. So stretching like is, oh, you said sitting down. Yeah. So I'm just saying, yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to be sitting down. Like, say if you went into nature. Yeah. And you saw a bunch of animals. They were doing stuff, scratching the backs on trees, eating.

berries and tickling each other or whatever. And then there's one animal off to the side who's sitting in a chair and he's vaping or working on his computer. Yep. You'd be like that anna. Something's not right. He's going to have some achy hips. Yeah.

Because humans, they weren't sitting back in the day. That's what I'm saying. I mean, rocks, they're not comfortable. We have all these, we've made all these comfy chairs, get us all Slavin. Yeah. Right. So that's what, I live in Orange County. So I drove up here to do this, among some other things, but I drove up here, and it took like an hour, 40 minutes.

And then I get out of my car, and my hips are like, uh-uh. Uh-uh. Yeah, my body starts to, the top starts to lean forward. My top half of my body will start to lean forward like that. Yeah. Well, do you know, I, my body fell apart, dude. You know, I was hit by a cementric when I was a kid. Were you really?

I was, dude. And how full, or was it already? It was a full symmetry. No way. Even if it wasn't a full cement truck, because that's still fucked up. But it was a full one, dude. Full one's really bad. It was, I think, 32 tons, something like that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. It hit me. I ran over the, like, the first, under the wheels. And then spit me out, I flew 500 feet, dude. You're lying. Mm-mm. Truths.

Oh, my God. What's the longest field goal ever kicked? That's insane. Bring that up. Yeah. I probably, I mean, it has to be more than 500. No, maybe not. How long is the 66 yards?

So quick math, I think that's a thousand feet, quick math. No, what is that? 188. 188 feet. Oh, my God. So that's like more than double. Yeah. Wow.

Oh, my God. Wow. What did you land in? I skidded up the street or down the street, however it goes. And I was hit in one county and I landed in another county. Uh-uh. Because the street was like the dividing line between the counties. Still count?

Yes, still counts as a cool factoid. And is this a style? You got hip-up? Would you get hip-hop? Yeah, it was a similar style. Yeah, so I got taken under those wheels. Those Peterbilts are nice, huh? Yeah, that's a solid truck.

And now what happened were you, because I have a friend who got hit by a train, right? And he's doing... Not as funny. Oh, yeah, I agree. Yeah. He was doing great. He was listening to, I think, a lot of more said or something, walking with his headphones on. Yeah.

And he's like, isn't this ironic. Yeah. Yeah, well, don't you think? Because it's like, the craziest thing. Listening to my song getting hit by train. The craziest thing was, he'd been listening also to train earlier. See, that would actually be ironic. Yeah.

But I think, but that joke only works if he had been listening to train earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we dialed that one in. Yeah, we did a good job. But yeah, you believe that they're noise canceling, and then you're like, no, they're not that noise canceling. He couldn't hear a train coming. That's wild.

But it's effective is all insane. Those heavens are effective. Yeah. So you're walking. Where are you when this happens? I was, it was Omaha, Nebraska, and we were going across the street to get candy or whatever.

And, I mean, true facts where we were going to, like, we would steal pages out of Playboy or Penthouse. magazines and we were like, you know, 12, 11, 11. And so that was our move. We would go there. We'd rip out. I don't know why we didn't just steal the magazine. Because the ripping sounds loud.

It's way louder. But in little kid brain, I was like, it's not as bad if we only steal a few pages. That's fair. Like, it's where we're going to get in less trouble if we get caught. Right. Like, I got one page. I only got a couple pages. I'm not got like half a tit here, Mom.

I didn't steal a magazine. It's just a magazine. You still have it. the rest. Yeah. Yeah. And they say they buy it for the articles, mom. So I left the articles. So we would do that. And so my one friend was across the street or my two friends were across the street. And they say, come on. And I took that as coast is clear. Coast wasn't clear. The oh. Yeah. Three symmetrics are going up the hill as two are coming down. And I couldn't see the other side of the street. It was like suburbs or new houses were sprouting up all over. So three

were coming up, two were coming down, he yells, come on. I'm like, take his word for it, walked out behind the third cement truck, boom, bam, hot damn. Did you even have a second to see it or he was just lights out? I don't remember it. This is all what people have told me. My friend could have thrown me in front of the cement truck for all I know, but I don't, I don't think so. Danny Hendricks did not try to murder me, I don't think.

Danny? Yeah. Or dendentie. Or dendie? Yeah, so that's like you have to me. Yeah, maybe. I don't know him. Maybe.

I don't think so. He's a good guy. Is he? What does he do now? He, I mean, dude, I don't know what he does right now. Danny Hendricks, there he is. Wow, great job, dude. Staffy Ninja helps him medical labs locate and attract exceptional talent.

So that's, you know, he's got a real job. That's cool. He's got a nice smile. Yeah, he does. Very nice. Yeah, he's a handsome guy's got. Well, he didn't have to put his smile back together off of a street curb either. Yeah, that's true.

Like I did. had to cobble my self-dig back together. But, but, yeah, so from that, all those injuries, I am now, like, my body's just all fucked up. Well, how long were we in that? Were you in the hospital for me? I was in for like a month and a half, but then I had, like, two dozen surgeries within a short. Dude, my legs are all fucked up. Look at this.

It looks like uncooked chicken. Can I show you? Yeah. Is it gross you out? Well, that's okay. I can see it. Okay. Wow, okay.

That's a real deal right there. It's a flat. Yeah, that looks like some uncooked chicken meats. Damn, homies got a flat on there. Yeah. And is that, wow, can I touch that? Yeah, yeah, touch that. Oh, my God, that's magic.

It's really smooth, right? This is what, like, older ladies, this is what they want their skin, not to look like, but to feel like. Yeah. Touching again. Oh, that's off-road skin. Yeah. But that's kind of smooth, right? Yeah.

Touch that again. I don't think you're getting, yeah. Let me touch the underset it. Get the underbelly of it. I can't feel that, The other. Undersight tickles. It gives me a little touch at it. I can't feel that.

You can't really? No. So a lot of nerve damage. Like, was that thing just hanging on? What happened? Because that looks kind of re-candled. Yeah, both. And then this side isn't as bad.

That one has a dip in, it looks like. Yeah, this is, because this is like the actual muscle. And then it dips, dips here. Oh, my God. You know what it reminds you of that body wars thing that comes to all the exhibits, you know, body world. I think it's called body world, I believe. And it's also.

So body world is pretty incredible, man. It is kind of fascinating. There's one where they spliced a pregnant person. You have to. Oh, you have to splice a pregnant person. That's a new way to do a gender reveal, I think. The exhibit is set up so that one starts at the skeletal system. It's an exhibition showcasing human bodies that have been preserved through a process called

plasticination and dissected to display bodily systems. It opened in Tampa. Oh. Which is... I wouldn't have expected that. Tampa, they allow a lot of stuff. Yeah, but it seems like a... I mean, it seems like a thing that would sprout up in, like, Boston.

Like some Harvard people were like, yeah, let's start up this thing. Right. You know, Tampa doesn't feel like it should... That's a good point. You know, but... They may have wanted... Somebody wanted it in a lawsuit, I think in private. probably had to start it in Florida, maybe based on legalities or something.

Yeah, it was a divorce. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's like, well, I'm keeping the exhibit. So that idea we had, I'm keeping that. And I'm running with it. Yeah.

So the exhibit displaced internal organs and organic systems, body stage in active poses and fetuses and fetuses in various stages of development. It opened in 1995. Guess when I was ran over, dude? 1995. You're lying. Uh-uh. Oh, my God.

maybe they read about me in the paper and I'm like we Hey, I have an idea Yeah Let's take this show on the road That's taken on the road It's a head Yeah I thought I'm

I wonder if I won't shut up About getting hit by asymmetric I hope I didn't Hope I didn't retell that story It's fascinating man No, I don't think so at all And here's a little bit of real bodies exhibit and you just get to see the texture

That's what this reminds you of it You have a very Kind of beef jerky from the knees down But smooth, but smooth No, it's nice It doesn't it's not a hard jerky Well, it just also seemed much. You seem strong.

Thank you. Thank you for saying that. Do you think your body had to, your legs had to be stronger after this? It was a ton of physical, like years and years and years of physical therapy. And what sucks now, dude, is I'm back in the physical therapy grind. Because of it? Yeah, whatever happened. Like three years ago, I was shooting this show in Germany.

And I, like, was wiggling around and I, like, kicked my leg up. and like I was like ping and something pinged down here in my groin I was like I got my balls popping out you know like your hernia and like my insides are oozing out not oozing out they were like so then it was just something like got tweaked

and then it was just like bing bing bing bing and the muscles all up all got fucked up and so I had two surgeries I was like it's my hips I'm gonna have so I got hip surgeries on each side it wasn't the hips so it's been three years of like trying to cobble my body back together. And I was so fucked up and I was so tight and tense.

And I was getting these spasms. I went to the doctor. The doctor one month before my son was born was like, you're dying. Swear to God, Theo. He goes, you have stiff person syndrome, which is a real disease. It sounds like a boner joke, but it is not. And he's like, you got stiff person syndrome. And that essentially the like average lifespan of someone with stiff person syndrome is like five or six.

years. And I was like, I'm dying. I'm dying. So for a solid couple months, I was like, my son is just born. I'm going to die. And what are you feeling like? You feel like a gingerbread cookie kind of style? Or like, how stiff are you at that point? I'm a lot better now. I was so stiff. I couldn't like, I could hurt. I like, I would move and everything would go crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, and it hurts to just move at all. And I would have these crazy spasms. And like, it would, And they would happen in my stomach sometimes, and it looks like I'm pregnant, like a little fucking arm is pushing out. It was wild. Bring some of that stiff person syndrome.

This is a real. It's a real. Celine Dion has it. Oh. So then I go through all this testing. And then they were like, you know, we don't think you have this. We think this is from your accident. And I'm like, okay, thank God.

I don't have this. And then I go through another six months. I'm on the set of the righteous gemstones. I'm not getting any better. In fact, I'm getting worse. And I tell Danny, I'm like, dude, I have to dip. I have to go see the the stiff person syndrome guy. And it was so scary because he's the guy that's going to tell me if I actually have it or not.

Oh, really? And I'm there. It's after hours. And they saw me special, you know. And I just hear his little click, clack, click, clack of his old man doctor shoes. And he comes and he has those eyebrows that are like wizard-like. Yeah, like the eyebrows that like a bird will land on. one. Yeah, absolutely. And you know if you have eyebrows like that, you're like, you have wisdom, right?

Yeah, definitely. If yeah, people who trim their eyebrows are obviously dumb as well. Yeah, you're not. Yeah. Yeah. You got to let those things sprout. If you're lucky enough to have some wiry brows. And so he comes and luckily he tells me I do not have it. So thank God. But it was like a wild ride where I'm like, I think I'm dying. It's like, now I'm like, ah, it's from my accident. It sucks. But hopefully I can. get better. So some of the mental fear is, is gone away because you got the verdict. And then I think from that, some of the physical has gotten a little better because the mental, because I'm not just like, because I wasn't sleeping.

I was sleeping like three hours a night. I was just going online, sitting on the toilet and watching TikTok videos of like people with like that are like, I'm living with stiff person syndrome and it's, I'm living a okay life. And I'm like, oh, this is. I'm doing good. Yeah. It's like, I'm doing good.

Somebody set me on a counter so I can look at the children or whatever. Yeah, totally. Totally. You're like elf on a shelf, dude. That's exactly what it was. And I'm like, and it's, I feel so bad for these people. And also, in turn, I'm like, this is going to be me, dude. I'm going to, like, my wife is just going to have to, like, wheel me into the living room as I watch my, like, little son walk for his first steps.

You know, I think it's going to go like that. But luckily, it's not. So that's been, since I saw you last, dude. That's what I've been doing. what I've been doing. And that's so stressful I can imagine, man. I'm so sorry you to go through that. Yeah, it's unbelievable.

And where you started, like, so that's why I was stretching. That's why you can get dysplasia too. That's one of the things that. So dogs get a lot. Well, a lot of Australian shepherds get it. My friend Scott has an Australian shepherd. People say I'm an Australian shepherd as a human. I could see that a little bit.

Displasia refers to abnormal development of growth of cells or tissues, which can be mild, moderate, or severe. and can sometimes be a precursor to cancer. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I thought that was when your hips get all tight. Yeah, let's look up. Hip dysplasia.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, hip dysplasia. This guy's trying to upsell us. I thought that was all, would that always be like a kind of a cool name for like a 90s hip hop group? Yep. Hip dysplasia. Yeah. Hip dysplasia condition where the hip joint does not develop properly. Yeah.

Resulting an abnormal fit between the ball and socket of the hip. The exact cause of hip dysplasia is unknown, but it may be related to genetics, yep, positioned during pregnancy, and a history of hip dysplasia and their family. Don't have that, thank God, dude. Now, where there are things, where you're having to roll out your legs and stuff? Like, tell me some of them. I roll out every day. Dude, I have to roll out.

Yeah, I carry around like the ball. The ball I really fuck with. I do acupuncture once a week. I do body work at least once a week. I do a thing called functional patterns, which is, it teaches you, like, how to stand properly using weights and different kind of things. And then I do regular physical therapy. And that's about it right now.

But, like, and then I do chiropractor that hooks me up with, like, this machine that zaps you, you know, like a tens unit, like stem pads. Yeah. But, like, this is supposedly, like, the hot shit machine that zaps you even more. I don't know, even what it does, but I'm like doing everything. So like right now, when I'm not currently working on a project, it's like five days a week, all week. Physical therapy type stuff. Wow.

Man. Yeah. That's like having another child. It's almost like having another child. It's like having to take care of yourself like that is really extensive. It's so annoying. And then like I might do this movie and it shoots in South Africa. Yeah.

And I'm like running around in the. It's like an action sort of move. And I'm like, oh, am I going to fuck myself up again? So now I'm like looking at projects with little side eye going like, can I handle this shit? Yeah. What about a calm project? Yeah, I need a nice chill. But peeping Tom type of thing.

Oh, if I could get a peeping Tom gig, dude. That's where I'd really shine. Get him on the ladder. Yeah. If I'm just perched up in a tree, but I have like a nice chair, like a deer stand, you know? But it's just me and just like oogling. someone, that'd be a good gig, dude. It's Sidney Sweeney or someone in it.

I don't know. Or your wife? Yeah. It's just acting. Yeah, it's just acting on. Oh yeah, if you got January Jones in there, you got, uh, who else can you A lot of people, a lot of people, dude. Rear window, that's a, that's a Hitchcock, wasn't it? Rear window?

I think so. Yeah, that's true. The rear window, I think was about butt stuff, wasn't it? That was an early. an early anal film One of the first anal films I think it was about proctologist It was like a proctologist

Oh, was it? Oh, I didn't know. A proctologist can't get his act together. Man, that's so wild. Thanks for sharing that, dude. When you were a kid, how long did it affect you? Say after the accident happened, how long was it like a daily thing that affected you probably? Oh, for sure.

I couldn't walk for about two years. And then, but then eighth grade, your homie played football. Oh. Yep. Really? Yeah, it was so bad, dude. But they were like, yeah, he could play. And then it was just, they made me an offensive lineman.

Dude. I guess if you can't move. I can't move. It was just like, but I was pretty strong from all the physical therapy. Go around. You can go around on it. Yeah. Don't hit me.

Yeah. Just play it. But my mom, my mom was like so worried about me, right? So she put shin guards on me and arm. guards on me. So I was hitting people like, Baa! Ba! You're like a soccer fighter out there.

My dad was like, take your elbow and jam it underneath their chin. So it's just me going like, dig! And they're like, oh, oh. And I actually, I was like, kind of decent. Like, it worked. Yeah. It worked. You were the only guy out there who was just fucking hyaigne.

Yeah. Yeah. What? That's crazy. Easy, dude. And the devilessness of your father to then... Oh, dude, my dad's a dirty dog, man. To guide you like that.

My dad, like, I don't know how your parents were, but my dad, I remember as a kid, I was getting bullied, you know, a little bit. I'm sure, dude. Yeah, but before, before the accident. Yeah. I don't know. It was just like, there was a bully, right? And my dad was like, dude, does he, he picks on you? Is he a lot bigger than you?

And I'm like, he's way bigger than me. He was held back a grade. So this guy was like a fucking monster. And it was in like fourth three. He's held back. Yeah, he's a big dummy. Just let the dumb go with their friends. Let him go.

That's a scary part when you keep, you're like, hey, this kid's come back. And now he's going to be, now he's mad. Now he's angry. Because everyone knows he's stupid. He's angry and dumb. Yeah. So now he's in my grade. And he.

He, five, fo, foe. Yeah. I smell the blood of Adam. And then he, he. He is like picking on me. My dad was like, I hit him as hard as you can in the face and then run away.

He's like that, like try to knock him the fuck out. And then he's bigger than you. And I'm like, uh-huh. He's like, then get out of there. Right. So the next day, I was like, he was picking on me and I just was like, and I punched him right in the nose.

Did not knock him out. But he didn't attack. He cried like a bitch. Yeah, he did. Yeah. And then. And then he, and then I think I became his bully, which in turn, I've actually heard, I've told this story on, on my podcast. This is important.

And I told that story. And then I found through the grapevine that he thinks that I was his bully. He doesn't remember bullying me. He only remembers me bullying him afterwards. Because afterwards, I just took my dad's advice. So he was like talking shit in class. I just got out of a book and hit him in the back of the head. Yeah.

Yeah. And like he was talking shit at the top of the stairs. I fucking kicked him. And he fell down the stair, dislocated his shoulder. Yeah, dude. So I think I was like fucking really violent. Yeah, it sounds like you don't remember things correctly. Yeah.

It sounds like you were a violent guy. It does, it does. But I thought in my head, he's the aggressor. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a little piece of shit. But I thought I was in the right. But I was like, I'm smaller. So I have to be more.

violent or else I'm gonna I'm gonna be the one getting my ass kit so we yeah that we had a kid at after school care we went to a religious after school care because it was they would donate it to if you prayed a lot or something so on mom would get a couple prayers in and then you get free care for the kids or whatever good deal oh yeah so she was hitting the um urinal or something no it's not a urinal what is it confessional confessional right just way did it way different than urinal yeah yeah yeah definitely yeah god i i hope this guy God, please make this piss come out right. I'm so sorry.

No, it's okay, dude. But yeah, so, yeah, she would put up, she would like make a bunch of deposits in the confessional or whatever. And then they gave you free child care for the after school, right? And we had this one kid named Jeep was his name. He was named after a vehicle, right?

Yeah. So they named him Jeep. I was like, well, that's not how it works. But my buddy Scott's daddy was like, you know what? If he'd be a man and you go up on that upper deck and hum a piece of concrete off at him. And did you do that?

I don't remember if we did it or not, but I just remember that advice being like, that is aggressive advice. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, Jeep was problematic, and he would body slam other kids and stuff. Yeah, that sucks, dude.

Yeah, so. But everybody had a bully, man. But you talked about it on a new podcast. You have a new podcast. Wait, I know this with the guys from workaholics. You guys started a new podcast. That's right. It's not new.

We've been doing it a while now, but you repick it up or something? Yeah, we, We've just, we don't promote it. So we've just been doing it in silence. Yeah, no one knows about it. It's called this is important, but it's, yeah, me and the workaholics, guys, it's super fun. Yeah, it's fun, dude. And what a way to keep that thing a lot?

What a way to keep an experience alive? Yeah, it's just a fun way to get together. It was during the pandemic, actually, we started it and we were like, dude, we never see each other anymore. We're bored. Let's just crank this bitch out. Bring up a photo of the gang right there with the pod. Yeah, we're actually pitching a new show together. Yeah, so the boys might be back.

Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, we're... What a great group you got with, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. It's rare that you have a show, right? Like, we're call-olics, which was such a hit. And then you now get to have an experience where you guys are still kind of together,

even podcasting, right? And with Jimstone's ending, what's it like when something like big like that ends? Like what's it like when a project that you've done for a few years ends? Like I know even just doing a small movie that it was like the last day, it felt like the last day of school. And it was like, and we weren't even, we were kind of close, but it'd only been, you know, maybe 30 days. But this is years of your life. What's that? Dude, it's way different.

Like a movie, doing movies is so fun, right? Like, it's a lot of work. Like way more work than people. think. They think it's all glitz and glamour. It's kind of sucks. It's a nightmare. It's a lot. It really is a nightmare. It's a living. You're up and you're down and you're up and you're down. You're almost like a zombie that has to do some stuff. I love it though. I love like putting all the little pieces together and you feel like you're the quarterback of a football team and the whole crew's working together and everybody's working for one common goal. But then when it's wraps, a movie, you really only spent like two months together or however long. And so it's like saying goodbye and it's, you know, it's difficult because you've made friends with some of these people. But then on a TV show, it's years and years of your life. Yeah. And you really form like real friendships with some of these people.

So I like that better in the way that you're like some of these crew people I'm going to know for the rest of my life. And then it's just nice to build a relationship. So that's what I love about TV. And I'm like, I'm trying to pitch another show with the way. workaholics guys and working on a few other projects that I hope I can get off the ground, um, TV wise, because it's nice just to have something that you can come back to every year and grow with the characters

and, you know, have it morph over time. Like, Gemstone's ending, like, that show was a wild ride, dude.

It got us through the pandemic, through us through two strikes, through all these ups and downs, all this turmoil. It's nice to come back and have this be, you know, kind of home base. And I know you just,

uh, recorded with Danny a couple weeks of, Yeah, it was great. Oh, isn't he the best, dude? He's so great. I was a little bit nervous. I wish I had just talked about more regular stuff. We talked about, like, some family stuff.

It was great. Yeah, it was great. You know, he used to always kind of have your druthers, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had no clue he's going to be like there's not a ton of stuff out there about him. Well, he likes to be mysterious, you know? And it's good. He does a great job of it.

And he was talking about how, like, by not having social media and all that kind of stuff, it just keeps him, it lets him have his brain space for himself. He's like, you have to have time to be kind of just where your brain's not doing anything, you know? And he's so good about, like, doing what he does and not feel, I think it's so easy just to be like, I have to be everywhere. I have to be doing, and I feel this way sometimes. I'm like, why don't I have a Snapchat presence?

Like, fucking snap. Who am I? Yeah. I'm not like a 14-year-old TikTok girl. Like, yeah, if you'd be a pedophile if you had one. Yeah, I don't need to be a petophile. I just want to. Everyone's doing it.

It is Hollywood, it's Hollywood, man. Yeah, so he's, and he's just the coolest boss, man. Is he? Yeah. You know, you meet him and you're like, I was the same way. You're a little on your heels. You're a little intimidated, right? Because he's such a presence.

And I remember the first time I met him, I was, it was at an after party for like, this is the end or something. And we were doing a movie that Seth Rogen produced Game Over Man, which I did with The Workaholics. guys and so we were there at the after party and I was trying to smoke with Seth like go toe to toe to with him and I smoke weed I'm good at smoking weed I would say not as good as Seth Rogan yeah he's yeah he looks like a lead of a joint yes he looks a human joint and so I'm so I'm so I'm like in a fucking day is fully cross-fated and also he doesn't drink but I do so I'm like just

guzzling vodka while still trying to keep up with him and through this kind of person syndrome. This is pre stiff person. Okay. This is pre my stiff. But out through this cloud emerges Danny McBride. And he's on like my Mount Rushmore. Yeah.

A favorite comedian. And just seeing him walk up. He just says this. Everything that he says is his character. So it's like, it's just him. Yeah. And I was like on my heels. And so I go, you're Danny McBride.

And he's like, dude. Yeah, I know. And he's like, hey, man. nice to meet you. And then I looked at him and I said, you're a bright shooting star. Hmm. What? Like, what the fuck, dude?

You're a bright shooting star. I said, I told him you're a bright shooting star, which I think is like a Native American type of thing. It might be a Native American, but it's also like, I think from boogie nights or something. And so like I said, you're a bright shooting star. And he's like, yeah, okay, man. And I grabbed my girlfriend at the time. And I was like, we have to leave. To leave.

And she was like, I'm having a good time. Why are we leaving? I'm like, I just called Dana McBride, a bright shooting star. Yeah. And she was like, you're right. Let's get out of here. Like, yeah, fucking. You're out of your mind, dude.

Let's get out of it. But when he cast me on the show, he did not remember that. I think he also was pretty crossfated as well. So he didn't remember that. He might have been cooking with Seth. Yeah, he might have been also cooking with Seth. Dang, dude, that's crazy. Yeah.

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and the thinking about and the program that he thinks about that more than it seems like he does probably the acting side. Not as a judgment No, no, no, no, that's right That's the stuff that he talked about Why he even got into things

That's the stuff that he likes the most Like he's like, I won't really go back And watch things I like to just be there in that moment When things are trying to are chaotic And how do we figure it out? And I was like, wow, it's kind of fascinating He's a really smart guy. He went to film school first

And like, so he came into the business wanting to be a writer and a director And that's what I wanted to do too. And I remember telling my mom I'm like, I think I want to go to film school that way I can learn the other side and then put myself as the lead in projects and then I could have all the creative control

and my mom, bless her heart, was just like, you're an actor, just go be an actor. He was like dunking on me a little bit like, okay dummy, just go be the actor. Yeah, you've already been able to have a cement truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not push our luck here.

Okay, okay. Yeah, next, all you need is a lumber truck and it's a rat, dude. Yeah, dude, a freaking steamroller. Dang, dude. So Jim Stones is, but no, yeah, getting to see him. Well, it was funny because I went in the lobby and they were waiting in the front room. And they're like, Danny's here. And we were trying to get ready a little bit.

And it's just been a long week. And I go in there and he's just pretending that he's sleeping in the chair. It's just so funny. Kind of something a kid would do, you know. He's the best. It was just like, you know, I've walked in there and there's been 100 guests in there. And never once has one just. pretended that they're sleeping.

Dude, he'll like, when you're on, he likes to keep things light and fun. And, uh, but he's also just like, he's like a little rascal, you know? And so you'll be shooting your side of a take, right? And it's over his shoulder. And he'll just go. Yeah. Like, as you're trying to act and you're like, what the, like, dude. And he's like the guy that'll break the most.

Oh, yeah. Uh, and I think. it's like to keep things light and also he just thinks like he's such a good like such a giver that what like he wants you to know that he thinks it's funny so yeah maybe a cock light a little light that can do cocks with it that's sick oh it's you need that honestly he had like a little wiener laser or whatever it was like you know they have that light you can shine on somebody at like somebody who's given a conference or whatever like a laser pointer yeah and you shine it on him and circle his dick with it

Social Security comes up in rescues or whatever, so they'll get shot or whatever. Yeah. Well, Secret Service. I don't think Social Security is wrong. Sorry. Actually, Social Security, apparently, Charles is taking it out of business or whatever.

Yeah, it's nowhere to be found. It's just going to be your grandma being like, what? I need this to survive. Here's a cock light instead. Yeah, that's what. Social Security is going to send you a gift each month. Yeah. Like, hey, we don't have money anymore.

They took that. But here's a cock light. Those days are over. But, yeah. I mean, maybe for some people, worth it. What about this Labia night light we're going to give you, though? Yeah, this was it. It projects five different dicks.

And I didn't know that. He didn't take me through all the cocks. He showed me that one right there. I mean, I feel like this is something that you need to spend some time with. Yeah, I feel like you got to dust that one off. Oh, yeah. I brought it a little bit. I brought to Las Vegas with me this weekend.

And I was even using it during some of the fights. I would low-key people didn't know it. Oh, that's fun. But like there were some of the fights we wanted and I'd flash a cock on somebody. Which is crazy. I'm sure you get weird gifts like this all the time. I get weird shit constantly. Like where they want you to talk about it on your podcast or they, you know, what I'm saying.

I just got this. It was like offensive. There was this dildo company or something, like a sex toy company. And they sent me one that it's to fit. it over your dick so you have a bigger dick. It was called The Little More and you strap it onto your dick so your dick is bigger. And I'm like, why was I singled out as the guy a little more? Yeah, I think, is this it?

Maybe it, maybe. Yeah, you strap it on, you put it under your nuts through a little hole. Are you put your nuts into it as well? Yeah, underneath so it can stay on. Oh, I see. So you kind of put your nuts through a hole and then it stays on top? So do you even need to use it? Not that I've tried it on.

Not that I know everything about it. And is it a 41 regular? What size is? It's a 42 short. It's stocky. Like me. Just a short, stocky little. Yeah, that's exactly.

It was amazing. I like a little more five and a half inches. That's so sad, dude. If that's your little more. Hey, look, hey, you know, I guess that person would really need it. Like it's the smart car of cops, dude. Totally. That's something that your wife or girlfriend gives you. I like that that one sold out. I know. Yeah. That one sold out. They ran out of those. They're like, that means you have to have like a four inch dick to then. And you want to rock up to five and a half. Yeah, for like your wedding or whatever. Yeah. For a big event.

I wonder if I would like, you know, I guess it's kind of nice because then your wiener could not even have to be erect. You can kind of be soft as long as you're able to fit the mold and just rock this thing. Yeah, that's good. If you're like, you're, you know, You're a little jet lagged. You're a little tired. Oh, yeah. I've been jetlight for 20 years then. Yeah. So, and then, you know, you're like, you don't really want to give it up, but then, you know.

But still. These women crawling all over, you know. Oh, my God. It's exhausting. Oh, you got to smash them just to keep them off the ceiling fan, you know? For real. I know exactly what you mean. No, dude, I'm married.

I have a one-year-old baby. My wife is like, please stop. Yeah. Touching me. For 18 more years, do not touch me. There we are. We're a beautiful family. We're a beautiful family.

Wow, dude. That must be nice of a beautiful family. It is. Is that a real picture? That's our living room. Yeah. You all have a boat? Yeah, dude.

You're lying. Got a boat, dude. Oh, my God. That's what happens when you have stiff person syndrome. You're like, you know what? I'm basically a retiree now. Now I just stretch. I do like yoga in my backyard and then I take boats out.

They just tie you to the front. Like in that, what about Bob? Yeah, I'm exactly like that. Your character in, congratulations too on your family. Thanks, dude. How soon after a wife has one child do they want to, is there, is there a strategy there that starts to come in? Like, do we have another one immediately? Do we hold off?

Yes. Because you don't want an only child, I don't think. We don't. We want a two-banger, the one-two punch. And I think we want to try to go fairly soon, you know, just to pound it out. Yeah, keep the things down. Once you're used to doing diapers, I'm like, let's keep this thing rolling. I know how to do, whip, I know how to do this quick like.

You don't want to get out of the diaper phase and then suddenly you're like, oh, fuck, I got to do this again. You have to dust them off or whatever. Yeah, you're like, yeah, we're like, how do I even? Yeah. What are we doing here, dude? Yeah, I guess that's true. Knock them all out. What you said, Candice Owens on.

She has had four kids in a row, one, two, three, four. She's on her fourth child right now. That's a lot. Per year. So it's just like. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, at that point, you're kind of running a distillery, it seems like. Yeah, that's too much.

Well, I feel like it finally got to the point that, like, my wife is allowing me to touch her a little bit. Right. Like, sometimes. So then I know if, like, we run it back and have another kid, then it's off the table for another year. Yeah. You know. Yeah. So that sucks.

But it kind of fits. So with your Jimstone's character, your Jim's character is now fully a homosexual male, right? That is right. That is right. And what's that been like? What's that journey been like? Like, how did you get, did you?

My wife doesn't love it. Okay. She's not super attracted to that guy. That guy. Yeah, it was, you know, it was a, it kind of seemed like it was going that way. And it was really fun to play like a character. that had like a secret, you know, a little secret to that I didn't want to divulge.

So it was nice this season. I'm out. I'm proud. And I can just like be. Because I don't know about you, but I have like some gay family members. And when they finally came out, it was like they were, they had a new lease on life. They just seemed happier. They like a new personality emerged from their cocoon.

They broke out of the hetero shell. and now they can just be gay, yeah. And so it was super fun to play that. Dang. Yeah. Yeah. And did you have to, do you have to, like, channel any specialty or special gay folks? Or did you call a gay that you are a gay person?

Did you contact some other gay people? Did you take, like, a small, like a weekend retreat or something? Is there any? No, I didn't. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of gay channeling. Yeah, it was mostly just acting. I didn't go on any gay retreats. Not that I'm opposed to it.

No, I'm just wondering, did you... And do you have to ask, like a... Is there like a... Because like, sometimes with some black stuff, if you want to use any word, you have to get a pass. Yeah, you would... You really need a lot of co-signers on that.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, like a lot. There'd have to be like a long list. It was like, all these people said I could say it. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, I was just wondering, do you have to get a gay pass

from an acting guild or anything to play? No, I was just wondering. I think I just did it. I hope I don't get in trouble. Yeah, fuck. Now that you're kind of airing it out, I'm a little bit like, did I do them dirty? But I don't think so. I don't think so.

I have some gay friends and they were like, it's great. You're good. It's fantastic. Yeah. Because I think I walked the line of being a little flamboyant in moments, but then not in other moments as a gay man should. Yeah, and as your character. Let's bring his character up too here, just so we can get a gander at him as well. I also have been pulling some looks the last couple years, too.

My fashions are on point. Yeah, I think it was not shocking, I don't think, to people that your character could have this going on. Yeah. Because there's also, there's always a surprise gay person in a lot of religious families. Absolutely. And look at this. Look at that guy. Look at that.

Sex pot. I mean, that guy. could be seven or 41. That's exactly how old I am. This guy's been fucking This is unbelievable Does that this even exist?

Yeah, dude, I know. It was such a fun character to play. You know where I channeled the character Was a lot of wristwork. Like I was, I just do you because when you're acting, for me, if I'm not playing like Adam to Mamp from workaholics, was pretty similar to myself,

just the more manic version of myself, you know? So I didn't have to do a lot. But other characters where I'm like, he's different than me. I have to find something where I can click in physically. I found, like, just doing different things with my hands, I would be able to channel him in ways that I, that isn't me. Yeah.

I can totally relate to that. Like, sometimes when you go to costumes for a, uh, a part. and you'll try on different ones and then you'll put on like a certain outfit or something that have you in you're like oh this is kind of it and you start to feel a little bit different

or you'll like kind of like if you walk around a little differently you strut around a little differently for me it was on gemstones I got they gave me these or I actually requested them you know I'm like certain people will wear glasses

even though they don't have anything wrong with their eyes. It's like a fashion thing. And so you put them on and just to like... Well, those are sunglasses. You just look cool. Oh, you're saying this is just any type of glasses? Just like a regular glasses.

Okay. No sun. Window glasses. Regular window glasses. And you put them on. Yeah. Just for like a fashion sake. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've done that. Yeah. So that to me, when I put that on, I like, became a different character. Yeah. I was like, I was like doing a little bit of a fine. Yeah,

like that. And that's how I morphed into. Kelvin Jamstone. Well, a lot of, there's a lot of gay activity in nature as well, you know, if they,

um, back to nature, dude. By the stream, they're either killing each other or they're fuxing. Bring up that, they just had two humpback whales. If you can find that,

having sex and they're both males. So this is, so I'm just saying Jimstones. inspired them is not the only people that are finding themselves. Yeah. Right?

Two male humpback whales are seen mating off the coast of Hawaii, of course. Yeah, obviously. Oh, dude, I'm in Hawaii. I'll fuck anything. Yeah.

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humpback whale sex has been documented. She co-authored a paper about the rare sighting in the journal Marine Mammal Science. Yeah, Elon's going to be like, so we've given $2 billion for gay whalepals. porn.

And we only have one photo. Yeah, one photo to, if they, if they had a lot of films that could make money on Pornhub, then we'd keep it going. But we got one pick. We got one. It's not worth it. You can't even open up a OnlyFans.

Yeah, that sucks, dude. You know, there's an OnlyFans. I just saw this morning, one of the girls on Harry Potter started OnlyFans. Uh-oh. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't know her? I don't know.

Potter's got less hair. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Allegedly, and these are rumors. I don't remember the girl's name. It wasn't Hermione. It wasn't the number one stunner. Jesse Cave. Jesse Cave. Hermione. Jesse Cave.

Harry Potter Star, Jesse Cave says she's now and only fans now, and her reason why is pretty understandable. Yeah. It's understandable. I think she said she wanted a new roof or something. Like she was going to do some home remods. Oh, yeah. Which, by the way, I've done some home remods.

It's expensive, dude. Oh, it's 50 racks for a roof. It's probably 30 racks for a roof, maybe. Yeah, oh, dude. No, I just did it. It's 80. No, uh. 80 for a roof.

Yeah. How strong is it? It's a really, I guess a really strong one. Oh. There's, uh, what do they call those clay shells? What are they called those? Three Little Pigs, Roofers. We used to have that group.

Oh, I don't know. Yeah, we didn't get that. I wonder if I could start an only fan just showing off my calves. Oh, yeah. You know, I only got four toes. Nuh. Fell off in the bathtub, honey. After the accident?

After the accident. My dad was missing a, uh, or something. One of his little arms or finger. Finger, they call it little arms. Hand arms. Yeah, one of the hand arms. Dude, I got hit by a transam when I was a kid, not to the effect of you. With a, with Transam, was that have the firebird on?

it? It was silver Trans Am. Bring it up. Silver Trans Am, 19, I would say probably 85. Put up an 85 Trans Am. It had after. Well, that's kind of sick. That's a cool car to get hit by. I had an aftermarket hood on it. And Joe Dirt was driving it. And that's why you're like, I've got to work

with Spade. I got slammed right in the Joe Dirk. This is sick, dude. I actually wouldn't, I wouldn't mind owning that car. Evich was tough. Yeah, that's a sick car to get hit by. But you have a cool old car, don't you? No. I used to have, I mean, not even old. It was like, I just didn't buy a new one. I used to have a Camaro. Oh yeah.

That's what you had. Yeah, I had a, but it was like 2010. Yeah, there's my foot. There's my foot. Oh my God. And it's darker, huh? Yeah, I think it was just the lighting. It's pretty normal looking, I mean, normal for my legs. It looks fast. Yeah, it looks like those toes can grab something. Like, I can

reach out like you throw me a ball and I go, yeah. I just snagged out of the gear. But they can't catch things. They're just regular toes. It fell out. It fell off. I've told this on my podcast, but it fell off in the bathtub when I was masturbating for one of the first times of my life. You're lying.

Seventh grade. I was masturbating. I just learned that my penis did tricks. And I was playing with it and it fell off in the bathtub, dude. Baby, girl, why? Yeah. And what? I don't understand how did it, were you taking blood flow from that area in your wing?

Like, what was happening? It was hanging on by a thread. And they said that it was either going to. grow like attach and and it was gonna be fine or more than likely it was so shard charred it was just gonna it was just gonna flop off and it was I mean this is gross but it was maybe one of the first times I ejaculated and I'm in this bathtub and I'm like oh this is gross there's stuff in here and now I'm in this bathtub and then I see the toe go the little toe just floating in the glunk no yeah and did they meet up they were yeah

there was swimming together. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Why? Kind of a nasty dude. You would think that it would be able to help it. Yeah, all of a sudden it just like regrows. Yeah, all of a sudden it grows a toenail.

And then it turns beautiful pink and I just reattach it. Click, click. I screamed out and then my mom came in and it was like, oh, what? And I'm like, my toe. And then she's trying to fish the toe out. And I'm like, get out of it. here get out. It was wild.

Yeah. Did you tell your, well, now your mom knows what happened. Have you masturbated since then or no? Yeah, a few times, a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I do.

I'm not afraid to admit. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I think it's normal. I like it. I don't like it that I used to like it. And now I'm like, what are we doing?

Yeah. I understand that. And I get that. And that's how a normal man should be. But I'm like, when I'm away, Like, you know, wife and kid at home now, if I'm on the road doing something, I'm like, Daddy's alone. Yeah. You know, some sweet treats.

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They're trying to knock those down. Wonder why. I wonder if there's a shortage or something. Yeah, maybe. Of sure. It's probably Doge. Yeah. Like, what do we do?

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Thank you. Dude, some of the things Doge busted were insane though Yeah, it is, it is funny You know, one of them was like $2 million to eliminate some of the alphabet From like Mozambique or whatever It was like, what?

Isn't Doge a meme coin? I thought it was. So it's funny that it's also like We're going with this for the name Like whoever owns the Doge coin Is probably kind of stoked that they got They're getting all this free pub Free publicity for sure

Yeah, because they just started advertising it Yeah I was like, rock bottom. You know what I will say this? Because they need different types of, because your gemstone character, his job is he's a youth pastor?

Yeah. Well, now I think he's just, he runs like a sect of the church called Prism. So it's very inclusive. So like if you're gay or non-binary or whatever, someone who's been othered by society, you now can join Prism.

and God's light will shine through me and I shoot the rainbow onto you. Ooh, baby. I love that. We need that. We need, like, when I was younger, there's only, like, a couple types of gay guys kind of. There was, like, or it just seemed like there was. Now we need more, like, you know, you need more. There's all different types.

Yeah. There's all different types now. I understand what you're saying. Like, when you're a kid, what you see on, like, movies and stuff, there's only, like. Like a secret gay guy? Yeah, there's a secret. Like, don't tell. And then like a gay guy who's so straight.

Tell, tell, tell, tell. That you're like, he's not gay. And then the most flamboyant man. Yeah. Yeah. And then a woodpecker. And then a woodpecker. Yeah.

Yeah. A guy would just come to, yeah. A guy was like, it was just waking people up. Yeah. We'll not shut up about how gay they are. Yeah. He keeps just talking about Jessica Simpson all the time. I mean, if you were to pick that would maybe the last pop star that I was going

to think you're going to pull out of the crate. But yeah, but now there's like gay construction workers. There's gay, like, people that are archers. Yeah, I think there always kind of was. But now you know. Now you know. Yeah, now it's no. And now you can even in church have a gay section of church, right?

Apparently, according to the righteous Shempsons, I don't know if other churches are doing this. I think they should, they should allow. If there's just, you know, or maybe they don't have to make it exclusive or include, just make it. I don't even think you need a section. Right, that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now there's more like, yeah, there's just more gay people everywhere now and more common. I like to see even more.

Like, I would love to see gay train conductor or. That's what my dad was. Really? Yeah, it was a train conductor. Uh-huh. Yeah, I think, you know what I'm sick of is you watch a movie. It's like a-huh. What if he hit my friend, dude?

I mean, now that you say it, it rings a bell for me. He didn't hit your friend, but he did. He has murdered. people. Really? Yeah. With a train? With a train. Unreal. With a train. Yeah, he would say that you go, you go, he was like, it's so gross, obviously. And my dad's so funny, he's like, yeah, tell you what. I'm like, a little kid, he's told me this story, he's like, hit a hobo. And I'm like, oh, what? And he's like, yeah. And I'm, like, oh, is he alive? I'm a little kid, so I'm like, is he alive? And he's like, no,

looked underneath the train. I'm like, geez, looks like ground beef. I was like, we, we, We could make, grill up some burgers with this bum. And I'm like, geez, chill, dude. This is a human being. Who wants a bum on a bun? Yeah. Yeah, so he, uh, yeah, so he's murdered. Bum fights.

How about bum with fries? Huh? Like, what, dude? I can't believe that. A happy meal. A very unhappy meal. Yeah. Where was he? And what district was he hitting people in?

Or what section of the country did even? I think this was Iowa, Nebraska zones. Yeah, so that's a good area to, if you know, I feel like bums be passing out on train tracks there. If you were to think of like a classic bums be sleeping on train trucks, that would, you think of that area. That's around. Yeah. Yeah. Why do people, it amazes me that people get hit on train tracks.

It's like that's the only place you can be five feet away from there. Just don't fall asleep there. Like, why there? I don't know. I wonder if it's warm. Maybe the tracks are concerned. They conduct some warms because the trains go up and down them? Maybe.

I was just also maybe 15 feet away. Right. Right. And maybe. And cover yourself up. You know how there's usually rocks along the side. Just cover yourself up with the rocks. Yeah.

Off to the side. Right. Stay warm. That seems warm. I agree. Yeah. Look at this warm guy on these rocks. Yeah, dude.

I think, do you think you would be a good homeless person? Let me think for a second. I think you get the hang of it quick. I think I would commandeer an area of a park. That's what I would do. I would find a park, staying for a couple days, and see like an area where nobody really goes. See, that's the hard part because in L.A.

There's people everywhere. You got to go, you know. And maybe some of these fires were, I mean, I don't know. I'm not pointing in blame, but like it would make sense. I know if I was a homeless guy, I'd be up in them hills, man. I'd be up in them hills. I'd be covered in like coyote skins. Yeah.

Because I've gone on some hunts. Yeah. Right? And you're just, and then you have a little bonfire and you're just roasting coyotes and stuff for food. Yotes, they call them. Roasting Yotes.

Yeah, roasting some yoties. And then, and then you maybe have your own little like barbecue stand, but only for other homeless people. And they're like, oh shit, I got to roll up in them hills. Get some yotes. Get a Yotes burger. Ron's slinging yotes, yeah. Ron's got a fresh batch of yote on the grill.

Yeah. So that's kind of what I think I would, I'd be doing. So you'd be high-end homeless then, because you're... Well, I think if you're going to be homeless, you want to be high end. But they're going to call the police immediately. Poor people would be like, oh, there's a, you know, that's going to be me in a week. But rich people are like, get this guy.

Yeah, get this guy out of here. But you have to be soap in the hills. They don't even know you're there. Oh, I see what you're talking about. And you're, you know, you're killing yotes. So you're, like, doing a service. Like, rich people don't want yotes around because they kill the dog. They kill, like, little dogs and stuff.

You could tell them straight up, hey, I'm going to be back behind your house. I'll live back there. Every now and then, if you have some used burberry or whatever, throw it back there. I think that's how you had to do it because you don't want anyone. No one wants just someone living right behind their house and they don't know the guy. Like you want to be like, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm going to be living directly behind your house.

I'm going to be on the lookout for yotes. Yeah, I'll be calm. I'll be quiet. I'll fend off woodpeckers. You'll sleep. If you got like a dirty blanket or something that you don't want anymore, toss my way. Back on lines or something. But I'm not asking for anything.

I'm not asking. I'm just out here. Yeah. I'm protecting. you're home. Honestly. If you hear somebody singing Jewel once in a while,

that's me. Yes. Just singing these foolish games. Yeah. And also that's a beautiful song. So they might dig that. Yeah, I think there is a way

to live symbiotically with homeless people. I think the problem is in some districts, homeless people start to battle against each other. Homeless territory. Can you bring up some of that?

You don't like that. Territorial fights? Oh, yeah. There's straight wars, dude. Well, there's a, lot of that. And there was a group of homeless people that attacked a Renaissance fair one weekend. Really?

And you couldn't tell who's who? Like you don't know who's fighting who. You're like, either he's Renaissance guy or he's homeless. I know he's covered in fur and eating a turkey leg. But that's either a turkey leg or a yote leg. I'm not sure which one it is. The yotes are thick. It's all I'm saying.

You got some thick yotes in them hills. Let's go to this quora right there. It says the top one it says, do homeless people ever get territorial? Oh, yeah, dude. Most hobos have a campsite tread softly. They know the area extremely well, and I've seen a couple of really interesting alert systems. Alert systems. I've heard of something being goby trapped, but never encountered that myself.

Okay. And I like that on this forum, we're bringing back the word hobo because I don't think hobo is a derogatory term. In fact, if I was homeless, you know how now you have to say there's like a new term for homeless. It's called like unhoused, unhoused, I think. Right. I think hobo's better. Hobo's like a fun, like you think you have a stick and a knapsack, you're riding the rails. Yeah, it's like a more fun term.

I personally. Who's got a tangerine for Danny? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, that's the kind of shit. Yeah. Oh, God, being a hobo. My buddy rode on trains.

He jumped train cars for a little while. I think that'd be fun to do. He said one of the problems is, though, this is one of the big mistakes that hobos make. Because are hobos technically people that ride the trains? Is that who it is? That rings a bell. Bring up hobos. How do they travel mostly?

My dad said that part of his job was to go up, walk up and down the trains and kick them out. And my dad was like, I'd let him sleep. It's a good man. It's just crazy that you're dead. What's up, Dennis? That your dad hit people with trains and then you got hit by something. Yeah. A hobo was a migrant worker in the United States.

Hobos, tramps, and bums are generally regarded as. related, but distinct. A hobo travels and is willing to work. A tramp travels, but avoids work impossible. A bum neither travels nor works. Yeah. So, yeah, bum's, that kind of, you, I mean, you don't want to be called a bum. If they call you a bum, you're like offended.

I don't travel, I don't work, I don't do anything. A hobo's like, hey, I'm getting out there. I'm mixing it up. I'm willing to work. Yeah. I'm willing to work. I'll travel. Yeah, will travel.

But the whole, I think one of the things is a lot of them die in the train cars. because they close the door and they don't realize that they can't unlock it from the inside. And it gets super hot or super cold. Yeah. And also my dad says sometimes they're grain cars and you can climb up and then the grain is like open and you can climb in and then you sink into the grain. No. Yeah. So they'll die that way too. Took your coat off and stood in the grain. I don't know that song.

Was that something you just made up? Crazy you like that. This is a little more jewel. Oh, dude. I wish I knew more jewel. I wish I had a deeper knowledge of jewel. You know, my house was just broken into the other day, dude. What?

Yeah. My house was a... The house we'd just saw the photo in with the baby in the boat in the yard. Different house, different house. I have a house in Hollywood. And, yeah, they broke into my house in and out in under eight minutes. Pros, dude. That's a long...

Eight minutes. Eight minutes. Bang. Adam Vine cops take a scary... This is the second part of this story. Okay. So then they robbed my house and then they totally destroyed my security system. By the way, security system didn't do shit.

They dismantled it like that. These guys are pros. They just came in. They cut some wires. It was done. And then they were gone. So I'm like, I've got to redo my security system. So I pay for them to come and set up the whole thing again.

And then the cops come because the, They didn't do it right. The alarm goes off. I'm out of town. So the cops come. They're checking the property. This poor cop falls 15 or so feet. Like trying to check out my property breaks his arm.

No. Gun goes flying. Baton goes in a bush. Dude. Did they catch a guy? It's a gnarly fall. No. So when the alarm goes off, there was no one there.

I got a call. And the cops like, hey, do you mind if we walk through your door's unlocked? I'm like, oh, did I get robbed again for the second time in two weeks? And he's like, can I walk through your property? So I'm like, sure. He walks through. I don't get a call. And then my neighbor calls me.

And he's like, hey, is everything okay? He sends me a video of this, I'll show you later, of this cop absolutely eating shit. I felt so bad for him. Also, like, you don't want the cops to hate you. Right. And did he fall off of something, off of a ledge or something? Yeah, so how they broke into my house was what also where they were, checking, you can climb up the side of this hill to get in my bedroom.

And they, like, smashed a window to get in. But, uh, but the cops that when they put the window back in, my contractor didn't lock my door. Like a fucking bonehead, right? So, like a hobo. Like a true hobo moved. Yeah. That's more of a tramp move. Yeah, that is a tramp.

That's a tramp move. Bomb move almost. Yeah, almost. I won't say that because that's too offensive to my contractor. But that was a tramp move. God, God, why'd you do it? Yeah, so the cop went what? One cop went in the house, didn't find anyone lurking, and then the other cop, I guess he was

being a nice dude. He was like, I got some mud on my shoes. I don't want to tramp through this guy's home. So he tries to climb back down, split, splat, falls 15 feet. He gets up, his arms kind of dangling like this, and the other cop is down there. He's like, are you okay? He doesn't say, you know, when you're in a lot of pain? you don't say a word.

Like a lot of, like, you make a sound that doesn't have any sound. Yeah, it's like, yeah. And so he didn't say anything. And I was like,

oh, this guy's, he's not feeling right. Fuck. Yeah, felt bad for the poor guy. And did the burglars steal a lot of things that were important or no? No, they, I mean,

it was just like, TVs and shit. Not even. They were like, they were like in and out in eight minutes. They stole like my wife's purses and stuff. Oh.

Which, by the way, I didn't know how much purses were. I was a little offended that this woman has this many purses. I was like, oh, there's just a few purses. And then she told me how much purses cost. I'm like, you got to stop buying purses, lady. Yeah, damn.

You're not going to have anything to put in the purses. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, oh, the point of a purse is to hold the things that are important. But evidently the important thing is the outside. I didn't know that. That's kind of crazy. It's kind of an anomaly for what life is like or whatever. I don't know if anomaly's the right word, but that's unbelievable, dude.

Yeah. Yeah, so it sucks. It's the second time that house has been robbed. I'm a little bummed. Hmm. So I wonder if that's just happening more. Do you hear your neighbors and stuff talking about it or no? Yeah.

So Blake in his neighborhood has been a lot of thieves in the midst as well. They're saying it's like gangs. Like gangs are coming in and they like know their shit. Because these guys took my internet down. They like had an internet blocker. So they pulled up, disconnected the internet. That way the alarms won't go off or anything. Yeah.

And so they, well, the alarm would go off. But the like ring cameras went down. So like, I didn't even know. I didn't even know it was robbed until my gardener was, like, cleaning and was gardening. And he was like, Mr. Adam, I don't think there should be a hole in your window, but it was right after those big winds we had, the El Niños, the Santa Ana's. You've been through a lot. And I was like, did a rock fly through the window?

Yeah, what could have happened? Yeah. I was like, yeah, what flew through? Did an mango, did an orange fly through this window? was it a run by fruit team you know but it wasn't it was a criminal organization God yeah dude

I wonder if they're tracking people knowing when people are out of town especially if they're actors and stuff if they're working at certain times or just maybe it's a brave move just to climb up somebody's balcony and see what's going on dude it was at 821 p.m

like a time when people are out walking dogs and stuff so yeah they would have been home yeah would have been home yeah just Cheeto Vera just had somebody pull up on him You see that video? He's a UFC fighter and he was working in his truck. This is pretty crazy.

First of all, UFC fighter Cheeto Vera was working in his truck as a man with what appears to be a knife tried approaching him. Oh, dude. I mean, first of all, you see this guy working on his truck. He's got neck tattoos? Yeah, this dude pulls up, pulls a knife out right here. Oh, look at that knife. Crazy. Oh, he's so lucky he didn't get shot in the back.

Like, just like murder town, USA? It shows you two UFC guys that they're ready. They think defense first. Dude, he has a shotgun just laying on his front. Like, that was so easily grabable. Yeah. Well, that's, that's, I mean, you're ready. You're ready.

Those UFC guys are ready, dude. If you even fucking whisper to them wrong, you hit the wrong octave during a secret. And those guys are fucking. Ready. They just, all of a sudden, they just got like throwing stars just like, think, ding, think. Oh, they will remodel the way you breathe. You have to really, you got to be careful around those guys. are severe. I feel like I couldn't. I mean, I own a gun. It's so tucked away. I would never get to it.

You got to put both legs down. Put like this. If you don't know if it's really a strong kickback, have your wife lean against your back like this or their arm up. Yes, so it's a lot. It's a lot to do. Right. But you guys are prepared as a team then. Yeah. And you got to pop off. I think if somebody, you know, I don't know, it's like, if somebody came in your room, what would you do? Say you wake up, right? You think there's somebody in your Room at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to think I'm ready, ready to go. Do you say something first? Good evening. What do you do? Well, I was home. My alarm kept fucking up because when they redid it, they, they fucked up. So it would just go off, which is terrifying. And I'm up there staying by myself. And it was like 1 a.m. I'm like trying to go to sleep. And all of a sudden the alarm goes off. After the burglary in your house. After the burglar. burglary and I go, hello.

Yeah. I like lower. I like lower. I lower my voice. I'm like sound not like me. I sound like, I mean, so I'm like, hello. I've got a gun.

I'm like, I don't have a gun. You sound like Peter Griffin, dude. I've got a, I've got a gun. Hey, well, it was. Yeah, I sound like a, like, A guy who didn't make it on the Sopranos? Like, he auditioned, but did not get cast.

I've got a gun! I've got a gun! Oh! I'm doing a bad dice. Hey, watch out. Oh, I got a gun. I'll shoot you! You start playing that video from Home Alone?

Yeah, yeah. You dirty animals. Keep the change. You're... laughing so hard in the other room, the burglars. Yeah, they're still stealing all my shit. Just like, this guy's good, man. This guy's a bad. We gotta steal from here more often.

Will you keep a home? God, you've had a life riddled with things, man. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I'm riddled. You've had a lot of riddling going on. Will you keep a home in Charleston? Are you glad to be gone from Charleston? I'm going to miss Charleston. I wish I would have bought a place

there, just so I had more of a reason to go back all the time. And also not a lot of crime there. So I probably would have been safe. Yeah. Have you been? Have you spent any time in Charleston? I lived in Charleston for a while.

Oh, you did? Yeah, I hitchhiked up there to chase a girl that I was in love with that I almost had, didn't have to get a cease and restraining or whatever, but it got close to, you know, just loitering late at night. That's okay. That's okay. You were practicing for an upcoming role of a stalker. What, I was just, this is, I'm an actor.

I'm researching a role. Like, we haven't been, we haven't seen you in any roles. Yes, I know I'm only 17 and I, I'm not, I've never acted in anything, nor do I have a career. How do you expect me to get a role? Yeah, I've got to practice. But that was, yeah, I love it there. I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, um, Danny McBride said that.

you and Tony would go and work out a lot over there. Was that a real thing? Yeah, we were, he's like a fucking true athlete. He's got like a real jawline. Mine like ebbs and flows. Yeah, look, he's all jacked. Look at that guy.

He's real jacked and juicy. I'm less jacked and less juicy. But I do, what's weird is we work out to get, we would work out together all the time. And his body morphed into that. And I, I look like how I look like, you know, like a regular guy. Yeah, like a guy.

Yeah, yeah. Like it's just a guy you see and you're like, I bet he eats cheeseburgers. Yeah, I hope that guy's okay. Yeah. With me? With me? I think people are like, yeah, I hope that guy's, you know. Like you think I look like I'm not okay? No, I think you seem like, like, oh, I hope that guy's okay. I'm trying to think of a job that I would see. Say if I saw you, oh, mailman, son of, son of mailman. Proud. Son of a man who's trying to make this father proud.

Mail boy. I like that. And I'm not offended. I'm not offended by that. Okay. Yeah. I think that's a fair assessment of what I look like. Yeah, I think I look like where you're like,

maybe that guy works out. My neighbor hilariously saw me. She's like, hey, she's the daughter of the people that live next door to me. And she was like 22. And she saw me working out in my garage. Sometimes I work out in my garage and I have my shirt off. And she stopped and she goes, oh, hey. And I'm like, hey, how's it going?

And she goes, wow, I didn't know you worked out. offended, dude. That's an offensive thing to say to someone. Yeah. So, but I do. Yeah. It's like if you show some of your wiener, like a chick your wiener, I'm like, I didn't know you'd have a weiner. Yeah.

Like, whoa. That's a, yeah. Okay. I think it's fairly obvious. I would have one of those. Yeah. Then I need to get some different clothes, I think, or some, yeah, some of gel. Yeah.

I need to spruce up. Yeah. I need to grow the facial hair out a little bit. Yeah. Dude, can you believe that male? is still a thing, getting mail. Can you believe that right now, as we talk, sometime today, a man, a grown man or grown woman? That looks like me. He's just trying to make my father proud. Yeah, that looks like you. That's what I'm making my father proud. He's like, he's going to see me delivering this mail and he's going to, he's going to look at me and be like, look at this bright shooting star. He's going to see me as Danny McBride at that party walking

through the cloud of smoke. You're a bright shooting star as I, as I'm sliding. to mail through a slot. Yeah, but can you believe somebody's gonna do that today instead of just emailing us and tell us what they need to tell us. Someone is going to drive over to our house. Yeah, that's wild.

Walk up there, risk getting attacked by a dog because that's their, that's all they do all day is battle dogs. Dogs hate mailmen. Battle dogs, battle senior citizens and gangs that are like, fuck male. Yeah, they're like, give me that fucking mail. By the way, there's never anything good in mail.

It's either like a ticket, It was like, oh, I got to pay this thing. Like, they finally tracked me down. Or a coupon. Or just a coupon for a place you never want to go to. Yeah. Like, hey, you want a car detail? Drive two and a half hours to this place.

And I'll give you $15 off. You're like, oh, fuck, I don't know. Is that worth it? I feel like the gas is going to offset the discounts. And there's even a lot of the things now. It's like, are you interested in foster care? It's just like the, it used to just be like discounts on, avocados and stuff.

But now it's like the mail has gotten really, really crazy, man. It's gotten pretty rogue, I feel like, yeah. For me, it's all just like, hey, do you want to buy your neighbor's house? Yeah. Because it's all just like people going like, here's a house in your neighborhood that you can buy. And I'm like, I already live in my neighborhood. I'm trying to move three houses down.

I need live in this neighborhood, dude. Quit fucking telling me about a house that's nearby. You know? That's so true. It's like, if I'm living in a house, you would think you wouldn't come advertised to me to buy a house next door or like maybe go like

hey do you want to live somewhere cooler than you like if you're it's kind of a whatever neighborhood and you're like you want to live in like a slightly better neighborhood I'll think about it yeah but it's like literally my neighborhood you've done some fun things man you got

to do some wrestling recently is that right oh do you see that dude bring it up yeah dude I did it's a fucking choke slam AEW you did a great job I know I saw that right there AEW righteous Jim's 7 star Adam Devine hits up A E.W. Wow. What was this? Is this a stiff

person? I don't think so, Jack. Is that a stiff person? Those jeans are hanging on, yeah. Those jeans were hanging on by a thread right there. Oh, bud cheeks kabboo! Who! Flexing with all my might. Flexing with all my might.

You'd have been a good wrestler, man. Thank you for saying that, dude. Or a mailman. Look at this, dude. Now you guys all kind of look like Tony right there. I feel like you've all given a lot of Tony Cavalero energy right there. Yeah. I've got to get Tony in here soon. Yeah.

Get him in here. He's a good guy. He's one of a kind, man. Yeah. He checks in on me all, like, not all, but every couple of months he'll check in and just say, hey. What a sweetheart. You know? He's just sweet man.

Do you know him? I know him pretty decently. Yeah. Yeah. I do know him. I've really, yeah, he's an exceptional guy. Mm-hmm. He just, he has a way of always staying positive, it seems like.

It's one of those guys that, uh, that it's nice to, I collect those guys, like, as my friends. I like to have some people that just hype you up, you know, because Adam Ray is like that as well. And Adam used to open up for me on the road all the time. And it was nice when you're on the road to have so. And, you know, you're kind of like, oh, man, we've got to travel again today, yada, yada, to just have someone be like, how great is this? Right. How sick is this theater? Yes.

Like, you need somebody to be the positive. It's overwhelmed. Hype you up. And you're like, yeah, it is sick. Look at, look at us go. Get in here, buddy. Yeah, I got. Like Amir K comes with me.

Oh, yeah. Amir's a positive guy. Lee Kimbrell, he comes through. The Kentucky Nightmare, I think is his nickname or something. Kentucky Wolfcat or something, but he comes through. And they're both have good energy. Just positive. They're like, let's go do someone.

And I do too, but it's like, yeah, I just get like. I feel like both. We're pretty positive guys. You just got to get ready for the show, though. It's like I spend a lot of my time taking care of myself like you're saying. Stretching. Stretching. I'll get into town.

It's like, yeah. stretching, get into ice bath, trying to work out, get into I-B-you-fucks with a cold plunge? All of it. Dude, me too. I was in it last night. I like a cold plunge. So nice. What you keep your cold plunge at?

Me? I keep it right at about 54. Ooh. I'll do 10 minutes in there. 10 minutes. I keep it at 40 and I'll do 3 to 5. Ooh, 40 is baby, baby. That's cold.

That's ice. Ice cold. And I... I really can't stay. It's cold outside. Isn't that song just like about like, like rape or something. They said it was allegedly about dating, like, tricking a girl

and a stank. Oh, that's you? Yeah, there I am. That's at your house. Yeah, it's at my house. Yeah, dude. That's a nice one, huh? Yeah. Renew. They're great, dude. They are? Yeah, renew cold plunges. They're pretty fantastic. I got a blue cube one that I keep in my garage that they, a friend of mine made, but they're both. Yeah, they're great. And cold plunging. It's the kind of thing, though,

that I wish, now that I have it, I do it less. I feel like I used to seek it out. Oh, really? Yeah, now that it's there, I'm like, I could get in it right now. Or I'll get in it later. It'll be later. Yeah. You know what I should do?

I should just crank the heat up on it because it's so cold. It's like, you get in it like, your joints like, make it a hot bath in there, you think? Just make it 52 or whatever. Oh, yeah. I like doing that for 10 minutes. That, for me, sets me in a good range, you know? Isn't it weird that now we're like all about health and fitness, but it catches 10 years ago and we were just like little scum buckets.

Oh, God. I know myself, I was just like gargling with vodka. Just like, la, la, la, la, la, la. Oh, dude, just we're going for it. Just every night. Were you drinking a lot? I drink, yeah, I would drink a lot. Wow, where were you drinking at?

Well, just like that comedy club or whatever. Like back when I was, I mean, maybe not 10, yeah, maybe 10 years ago, but like that's when workolics was sort of peaking. So probably right. Yeah, you've been working for a long time. Yeah, like anything, yeah, but anything like back when I was in the comedy clubs all the time. Or like when you're on the road all the time, that's an easy place just because you're in a new place. You're like, well, let's go to the bar after the show or whatever. Oh, yeah, that's for sure.

Did you guys drink at AEW? Who'd you guys fight in AEW? Did you fight? Because I saw Big Justice out there. Oh, yeah. I was looking at the Rizzler and I'm like, I might be able to take him, you know? I saw him the other night. Yeah, he's nine years old.

Rizzler's everywhere, dude. Oh, I think I offended these guys. Big Justice, and because I said I didn't even take a bite of the cookie. And then I said, look at Big Justice's eyes. Upset. He's upset because I gave it three booms without tasting it. And I guess you're supposed to give it five booms. What?

Who has time to do five booms here? They do. They have all the time to do the booms, dude. And I didn't know. This was at the Super Bowl. I might have been a few drinks deep. Yeah, for sure. Might have been a touch in the back of a shot.

I'm touching a child. You'll look at like my face is hanging a little bit. Dude, this looks like literally a Christmas card from Epstein's Island right here, dude. There's a fucking, there is a brave Italian, which some people would say like kind of the Magellan of Costco. It's a Costco Magellan with a child. Okay. With just his son, yeah. Okay, that is his son.

I believe so. Okay. I believe so. And then there's Adam Devine who's had a couple drinks. Just like a Super Bowl. Yeah, lurking, dude. Would you, if you were, I mean, real talk, if you didn't know Epstein was a creep, and he invites you, he's just a cool billionaire that you met at a party,

and you're not getting any weird vibes. He asks you, he's like, hey, I got this jet. You want to come to my island? You got nothing going on that week. You'd go to the island, right? Yeah, yeah. Me too. When people are like, check the logs.

I'm like, not everybody, because even creeps got to take a day off. Like even, you're not fucking the kids every day. Yeah, if you're a pervert, yeah, that's probably a seasonal or like, um, yeah, it's a special event. Right, or it's like just when your dudes are there at a party, it's like, but otherwise you have to also have like regular people. Regular.

Because here's the thing, you have to keep up the ruse. Yep. That it's a regular place where people go to have fun. That's what I think. So that the guys who do go and purve or the females that do go and purve out there. Because it could have been men and women doing it. And I'm not talking about the young people. We don't know.

But the adults, they need to be able to trick their spouses into believing that they go there. And they're like, you've been there the one time. You know it's a chill place. There's coconuts. Yeah. There's coconuts and trees. There's like that guy doing the ukulele. There's the fire dancers that come out and perform.

Yeah, there's a lot of young kids whose parents aren't there, starting a band or whatever. Yeah, they're just starting a band. Yeah. Yeah, they're just, you know. This is getting dark. Yeah. There's a character. Yeah, there's like a guy just doing funny.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just doing a little art. works where you're like makes your nose too big something that kind of offends you but you're like it's funny right and everyone's like it's really funny and you're like okay all right yeah all right yeah yeah i know i see that and i'm like i don't know about i don't think all of them are creeps like for sure some for sure some are we haven't got to dude there's no way we're ever getting the real epstein files it's been redacted it's being manipulated right now so much because some of these

politicians are probably on it yeah they're on it and they're like and even whether they were the ones do indastardly deeds or not, who knows? I don't know. But if your name is on it, like if your name was on it, you don't want it out,

even if you didn't do anything wrong. Even though you were just there sipping on a smoothie, just having a fun afternoon on this cool private island. Yeah. I haven't been on a ton of private islands. Oh, dude.

I would like to go. Yeah, I got invited a one one time. I think it was LeVar Burton. There's a LeVar Burton. Yeah, maybe he was a Reading Rainbow guy. He's got a private island. Island? Does he do the Virgin Airlines or whatever? No, no, that's...

LaVarrington, maybe? No. That is not his name. It's not LaVar even a little bit. Richard Branson. Yes, very much not LeVar. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you went to, you went there? No, they were doing something. He has an island. There was some thing there. And they, um, yeah, I somehow got invited. Oh, sick.

It didn't seem like something that was for me. Maybe, I don't know. It seemed like, um... Okay, so maybe you wouldn't go to Ebsene Island. Maybe I would be the one to get tricked. But here's the thing. Say you're at Eftsian Island and you notice these weird. What do you then? You just stay on the tennis courts or whatever. Like, what would you do all weekend?

Yeah, you're just like, you call yourself the pickleball king. Yeah. Always just over there trying to not see some shit. Playing both sides. Yeah. Yeah. There's no one to hit too because everyone's like, uh, uh, this back dark room seems a lot of fun. Yeah.

And also like the Diddy White parties. I'm glad I was never during that peak. Like I was talking with my boys. I was like, dude, if we threw out a different vibe in the workaholics days when it was just peeking and that we get the invite, like, hey, do you want to go to the ditty party? I'm going all white, everything. Well, if Shamar Moore would have been one of the,

one of the workaholics, or if you'd have had like a probably more of a black cast member or urban cast member, then you might, and say you, there's a chance to get invited. If Eric Griffin was more plugged in. Right. Eric Griffin was a little bit more Griffin than Eric. Yeah, absolutely. Then I think.

Then, yeah, you could have been invited. And then if you get there, then what do you see? They just brought up Druski in a thing. Did you see that? I did. But he then came out. He's like, dude, I had nothing to do with it. It was like, in 2018, I was living in my mom's basement.

I'm like, yeah, that's probably true. But it's just crazy. Why? But why even let that leak? You have to start thinking if something gets leaked, why are they doing? Like, because it's all some manipulative tactic, you know? Yeah. And so I don't know.

I mean, who knows? Obviously, there's victims. and people were doing dastardly things. But you never heard anything about that when you were... No, I did. I just wasn't cool. Like, I didn't get those invites. I for sure would have gone there and just, like, kicked it by the fucking...

Cronchos or whatever, yes. You know, they had been like... Just eating, like, you know, they have like a seafood tower. Yeah. You know, this is a ditty party. You know, there's like towers of seafood. So I'm just eating there eating crab legs, licking up the butter. They're like, someone's trying to tag me.

me in to the orgy, just covered in oil. You do that thing. You point at your legs. You're like, I can't because of all the scars, I can't. Dick chopped off. Dick was lopped off in the accident. You do that thing where you know how break dancers, they start to do the break dance,

but then they don't get going. That's what you do. You're like, oh, shit, oh, pull the hammy. Pull the hammy right quick. I can't get in the orgy. Yeah, dude. That's probably I would have been like in the vaping section on the side of the orgy. If they're like, oh, if somebody gets hurt, if a couple people get hurt,

when you're deep on the bench. It's like when they put in the water guy from like to make that three point shot or they put in the down syndrome got to make the six pointer or whatever. They tell them it's a six pointer. That's what I would have been in. You're real deep on the bench when you come. But then you hit that that money shot. You're the hero. You're the hero of the whole party. People go crazy. Yeah. Did you, um, did you get to body slam big justice? Did you see the risler? You fight him to? I didn't fight the risler. No. And yeah, I didn't

Get a fight any of the children Which I was bummed. I was bummed. I was bummed Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm like Someone needs to take these kids down and And I'm about their size, dude. I'm not that But no, I only choke slammed an adult Male, so that kind of sucked. But if you got a chance to remodel The fucking skeleton.

Dude, I love this phrase. Remodeled. Or one of these of one of these boom babies, dude. Take them down. I don't know. Yeah. Did they boom in front of you? Who's got the boom now? Right.

Who's got the boom now, bitch? Did they steal the boom? Did they boom in front of you or not? There's a lot of booming. They're booming. They're booming, dude. Have you not met the boom guys? I met the Rizzler the other night at dinner.

I saw him. Oh, dude. But dude, he was drinking Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Past 845. I'm like, he's a wild man. Yeah, I mean, these kids are off the rails. But I like that it's a new generation of superstars.

Oh, there you are at Craig's. A new generation of superstar children. Like, this used to be like Corey Hame, you know? Right. Oh, yeah, he's the McCauley Coulin of our time. That's what I said. Yeah, exactly. But it seems like they're not going off the rails.

We'll find out here in 15 years if he's going to have like a sad tale about his time. Well, how does it end? Yeah, that's the thing. You have to look 10 years in the future. Because he's a superstar, dude. He does, he does this maneuver. People go wild. It was crazy, man.

It's his, ah, you know. Yeah, you're right. Someone already beat you to it. They knew exactly. The internet. Undefeated, man. You have a good idea? It's up there.

It's already, they already did it. It's done. Yeah. Was there a movie that you wanted that? Like, well, yeah,

the Rizzler, I mean, I'll tell you this. He definitely seemed like his grades were found. Somebody's like, his grades suck. That's what I heard. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. People were passing around those pop pies they have at Craigs and they're like, hey, before you take a bite of that, just know,

the Rizzler's grades fucking suck. Suck, dude. Dude, he had a little tattoo. It said, fuck social studies. Oh, damn. That's rough. That's a wild tat to have at that age. So obviously, he's been going through a lot, you know.

He said he said, I said, these lips haven't seen a school lunch in two years. That's what he said. So obviously, he's living high on the hog. Dude, I don't even know. I thought he was mute. Because all I've ever seen him do is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you got to, it's the shh. He does too many things, though. I think it's just this, right? And he's showing his jawline. That's what's kind of cool about him is he doesn't have much of a jawline, but I like he's just like, I don't give a shit, I got the Riz. So come, come at me. It's like a good way to build up self-esteem, you know, for children that are out there. Some people are saying he's young gravy.

He's the actual young gravy. But you know, Young Gravy was at the wrestling event too. No-uh. Yeah. And Young Gravy. was at the Super Bowl where I was also hanging out with Big Justice. So, I mean, they're running in the same circles, dude. You guys have the same menstrual cycle.

Yeah, I guess so, yeah. But that's crazy. But here's the craziest part to me is that big justice isn't related to the Rizzler. So I thought they were brothers, dude. I thought there were brothers. These are just two social media kids getting together doing, doing their social media things. Dude, years from now, there will be like, these, like, baseball card signing things

where it would be like, they're Rizzler, you and me will be there. That'd be sick. Water baby or whatever, some baby that survives on like a, the... You know, I think I'm going to do a thing with Tops. I have a baseball card. Really?

Yeah, you should, I bet they'll make a baseball card of you. It's kind of sick. It's kind of cool. It would be kind of cool. Yeah. And then there's these kids, MD Foodie Boys, everybody's been watching them. I like those MD Foodie Boys.

I like them because they're so sincere. Like, have you tried nachos with jalapinos? Yeah. It's actually pretty good. Yeah. Let's watch one. I'm just a, if I had to choose, it'd probably be like pepperoni, but I'm not a big, I'm just a regular cheese guy. I just do cheese.

I don't, I don't do cheese. I don't really like pepperoni. I don't like pepperoni. I'll do pepperoni, but same thing. Yeah. A lot of big pepperoni fans. Dude, this is the podcast and people love it. And I also love it.

They're just so sincere, man. How can you not have a... How can you... Was there an age where you didn't like it? You just didn't care. It's just unbelievable. You're riled up. Sorry, I am.

I don't know if I've ever seen you this riled. Well, I don't understand. It's like... Whoa. You're the foodie boys. Whoa. What are you talking about? Whoa, dude.

It's okay. No, it's fun. No, I like it. I like it. I like it. Shit just fucking irks me because... Dude, talk about some food. Talk about some ragatoni or something.

Talk about some... See, well, this is the genius. You start off. You start off, they're little kids, right? So they're starting off with, like, hot dogs. Like, what condiments you like? Right. Do you like on your cheeseburger?

What condiments? Most of condiment based. Now they're moving on to pizza. What things do you like on your pizza? And then as they grow, the dishes get more complex. Like a tiramese or something? We're going to grow with them and their flavor palettes. I think that's what people love and relate to.

Okay. Because it's, because you're not going to them for an actual, like, this is the flavor. They're not like chefs. They're children. So it's just kind of funny to watch these kids sincerely talk about whether they like pepperoni on their pizza or not. Got it. Yeah. Well, I just think, yeah, I just, I don't know.

There's, yeah, I guess am I hating on children now? What am I doing? You're right. Yeah, it's okay. I'm excited for them. It's okay to hate on. soup or something. At least I want to see them evolve a little.

Like a spacho or something. Well, just a four-minute conversation about pepperoni on, but no information. That's the thing. It's astounding to have four people and walk away from each conversation they do with zero information at all. Yeah. About food. I understand what you're saying.

About food at all. Yeah. I understand what you're saying. But I wish some luck. Yeah. I think they're, I mean, the runaway successes. I mean, I'm sure. people look at my career and are like, what is he doing?

Like, this sucks. Right. Like, why doesn't he do XYZ? I'm like, I'm just doing me, baby. There they are right now. But how does it end? Mcloven, that kid. McLevin, uh, no name.

What's the one? McGrittle is the middle one, right? Chub. Okay, you have no name. McGrittle. Chubb Perm. Yeah. So that's also, I think that's a,

isn't that a trans wrestler? Yeah, it seems like it could be. He's got a, he's got a earring. He's, he's, he's, he's, kind of the bad boy the group, which is kind of sick. They're basically, they're the new kids on the on the block. Yeah. Yeah.

Did you ever have an ear piercing? Did you ever? Yeah, two of them, did you? Yeah, I did too. Fuck, yeah, dude. That shit was so fun, dude. It was, we were kind of fucking sick. And you would close up, and you would still force something in it on days you need to feel cool. Dude, I would, yeah, I tried,

I wanted to get a gauge. I wanted to have, like, I wanted to be that guy. Your characters had that, haven't? I wanted I wanted a lip piercing. I wanted the whole thing. I wanted to be punk rock dude. I mean, I'm fucking,

I got an article start tattoo. Oh, you do. Well, you have a lot of, um, you seem like you've been through a lot. Yeah.

Like a child of a Vietnam, like a Vietnam veteran. Somebody, you know. Yeah, I went through, I am happy to say, I never went through like,

you know how some kids were like, oh, I went through an emo phase. Yeah. I went through like a goth phase. I'm glad I didn't go down like a weird path where you're like, yeah, I wore a lot of fishnets in seventh grade or whatever.

I'm glad I didn't do that. I had like small waves where, yeah, I would bleach the tips of my hair. Right. Yeah, I got a piercing, you know, in the left ear. You ever pierced your nipples or no? No, I never did the nips. You do that? No, I never did it.

That was a little while for me. That guy who did that was starting to be, he was doing a lot of drugs and he was secretly probably touching men in his car or whatever, men who wanted it. Yeah, I had a friend, not a friend, a guy I, knew in high school. Not a friend. Not a friend. He pierces his dick.

In high school, dude. In high school. And I know for a fact he wasn't getting laid, but he was saying like how good it's going to feel. And he was saying like, it feels so good. And I'm like, I know you're not getting late, dude. We're both 16, 17 years old. I know that.

And also, what kind of piercer is seeing a 17, 16 year old boy and his like let me, I'll be the one to get in there. Yeah. It was the whole thing was bizarre. Do you remember when the first guy hooked up with a girl and then the next weekend you guys all went out or something? He like suddenly had a condom in his wallet or something. Or it was like suddenly he was like, he would be like, if the girls come, let me talk to him. Just like. Dude, it was seventh and eighth grade. My one friend started having sex with our other friend. And it was unreal. And it was years.

God, years before the rest of us were catching up. And so he, like, he immediately went from, like, this kind of our, he was chub-perm of our group. And then so, and then suddenly he's got this swagger to him, dude. And there's no catching up. Yeah. There's no catching up. Yeah, there's nothing you can do to suddenly be in the cool group. And then, like, he was able to talk to older guys now suddenly.

Yeah. It was all. I'm still, I'm still rollerblading, you know? Like, I'm not. I'm still like, hey. watch me backwards rollerblade. Is this sick? And they're like, no, dude.

We're now having sex with girls. And I'm like, oh, so you don't want me, you don't want to watch me like fucking swerve these cones real quick with these hips? He's like, I'm working on my hip movement right now, dude. Yeah, yeah, I was a little blater. A little blater boy. Were you? Yeah, that was a little bit of a phase.

Oh, my God, dude. What happened to you? You're learning a lot about me, dude. What happened to you? There's so much it occurred. Dude, well, I couldn't. Rollerblading was easier in like eighth grade was easier for me to do than a lot of other. I couldn't skateboard.

Like my friends were skateboarding. So I could rollerblade because it was just a smoother movement and easier on my joints. So it was I was already like an old man thinking about my joints in eighth grade. So it's just me like wiggling my hips, skateboarding behind my friends. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. Yep.

It wasn't that offensive. You don't have to be that disgusted by it. You're right. Absolutely. Were you wearing knee pads and stuff? No, no. Oh, that's good. I'm still a bad boy.

Yeah, dude. I'm still like wearing fucking chunky corduroy pants and like a fucking, a sick metallica shirt with the lightning bolts. You know, I'm still fucking cool, dude. I still have like a bolt. cut, but my hair was too, like, still, I have, my hair is too, like, buoyant. Yeah. So it would, it just went like this. Think.

Oh, yeah. It was just like a little, like the tip of a dick. It was like a little dickhead, just like a, right here. And I could pull it. I could pull the hair. It was so buoyant. I could pull it. And it would go down to here, dude.

And then you release it and go, thoing. Damn, you had a beautiful thing going. Yeah, I was, I was looking good in the eighth grade. Man, you've been through a lot, man. You've been through a lot, dude. Do you, do you, will your stiffness, is it getting better? Is it getting worse? Do you feel like over time?

It's getting better. It ebbs and flows. I have good days and bad days, but it is getting better. So I'm still hoping to, oh, to be in Marvel if they gave me a call. I got a lot of shit. Last time I came on here, I was like dunking on Marvel saying that they ruined comedy movies because everybody wants to watch these big budget things. Dude, people were very mad.

My agents were upset at me. Really? Since you said that, everyone in the world has agreed with that exactly, including a lot of agencies. It's like, well, look, if we can't get them in a Marvel movie, what are we going to do? Yeah, I mean, we've had a lot of great. They were very mad at me. They were like, don't, don't fuck with Marvel. Like, I cannot believe you said that on that podcast. I'm like, I wasn't dunking on Marvel, dude. I was just saying, I wish there were more comedies, but they don't make comedies anymore because everyone wants to see a $200 million epic, you know. Well, if they need like mailman or something, then Marvel will come.

Thank God. If there's a male man superhero, I think I'm the guy, dude. What superhero would you be? Making your dad proud. Yeah. Yeah, I would be someone that, like an unexpected superhero, or they're like, this guy, this is not a superhero. This Normcore, little bitch boy. Smoothie manor.

Yeah. Soy boy. Yeah, soy boy. Yeah, a little soy boy. There's so many heroes now, though. It's like, are these all heroes? I feel we're getting a little exhausted on the heroes. 100%.

Yeah. Well, even a lot of people were saying, who was it? It just came out and said that they're not, it's hard to even have independent projects these days. Oh, yeah. That director? I'm trying to get a few independent movies off the ground right now. Yeah. And it's, it's tough, dude.

I didn't. I've never done an independent movie. I've always done with a studio or with Netflix or with someone like. like that someone with them deep pockets how much budget do you need to make an independent movie yeah i'm like i'm looking for like seven to ten million dollars a lot of money yeah this is mark duplas right here he's made a lot of great he's made a lot of independent movies for a big announcement oh but those you who know our company you know we love risking our our money and making things independently that the traditional system would never make and we've done it for yeah you do years

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Yeah. Ooh, boy. Okay. Well, thanks, dude. What's the name of it? Do you have a name of it? It's called busboys, yeah. Bus boys, yeah.

Bus boys, sick. So it's just, Spade and I both worked as Bus Boys in Arizona. Oh, I thought you're both hit by buses. I was like, this would have been Kismet. Oh, man. I'd have been crazy for it all here, right here. Get Spade in here. He just pops out behind the curtain.

He's like, I'm crippled. And we have a dolly that moves you around. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm just pushing everywhere. So what's next? Your family's growing. Do you take a little time off of work? When did you guys finish Jimstones?

We finished a few months ago, like three months, four months ago. And I've been just dad mode right now. And I have a movie in development at Netflix. I'm selling this show with The Workaholics guys. I got another show that I'm taking out. Wow. So it's a lot of like production, like pre-production stuff. And you know how it goes.

It's like, we're going to make the movie. And I have like a couple movies that are in development. We're like, we're making the movie. And then it takes years, dude. Yeah. Years. And you think it's happening and it takes so long. But for me, I love it.

I love doing it. But yeah, I still have that itch of like wanting to just get out there and get something done right now. And that's why I do the podcast. But with the workhawics guys, this is important. But I also miss doing stand up, dude. Yeah, I was going to say, would you consider? are going out in Tornigan. It's such a, that's such a grind, though,

once you have a family and you're acting and stuff like that, I feel like that's a tough grind. Well, because it used to be like a fun escape from the grind of producing and starring in TV and movies, because then you're like, well, now I'm going to go on the road with my boys, and it's like a party, and we're going to go for a few months, and I'm going to do a ton of shows, and it would be great. It's like a little escape from my regular life of acting.

and now like with the family, I'm like, I just feel like a dastardly dog. Yeah, well, your wife had a freaking kid, first of all, which she, I don't know if she should have done or not, but her choice. I think she should have, yeah. But yeah, once she did that, it kind of puts you in the hot seat. Yeah, yeah.

And also like being around. That was just being around the joke, but I was like blaming I have any kid on just her. Yeah, it's, what are you doing having this fucking kid, huh? Yeah, how dare she actually? She slipped that one by me. I just thought she was gaining weight. I'm like, look at my plump little Betty.

She's looking all sexy, a little round mound. Look at a goat smuggling a little basketball in there. And then out came a kid, dude. It was wild. You just keep tickling her. Yeah. Like, hey, thank you. She's like, don't tickle me.

Something's going to pop out. She's like, oh, man, she's having spasms in her belly like I do, looking like a little handprint coming out. Just like me. Yeah, dude, it was wild. When she had it, our, our best. Our son, Bo, turn around when they pulled him out. He looked right back at me, dude.

It stopped my heart. It was like, it stopped my heart. To see your son or daughter be born. But it stopped me dead in my train. He looked right at me like, bitch, what just happened? Like, I've been all cooking up warm inside. And now I'm out here all cold. He turned around and was just like, I'm the captain now.

Yeah, it's like I steered this shit. I rise. Uh-huh. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty wild. Dude, the origin story of humans is pretty crazy that you climb out of some woman's belly, dude. It's like Greek mythology type shit. It's the vagina, though.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Some of them come up to belly, dude. Actually, no, you were right. You were right. You were right. You were right. The perverts go out of the, you.

Yeah, that's what I did. You? Yeah, I'm a little freak like that dog. I'm a little freak like that. Skeet, skit, skit. Yeah. Dude, the, it's a potty. Do not lick a lot.

That's what I did. That's what I did. You're supposed to read the... I'm ready to gobble in there. Do not lick on the way out. I know. I read it and like, watch me,

bitch. I'm gobbling. I'm gobbling up the world. Watch me whip. Yeah. Watch me, nay, nay,

oh. I almost said at the same time. Adam Devine, man. The Ovan. Thanks so much, dude, for hanging out. So fun. I'm glad to see you be,

you're physically doing okay. Your family's growing. We got to keep making fun. You have to keep making fun. You have to keep. keep making fun stuff. This was one thing that I thought was really exceptional that Danny McBride said. He goes, you know, I don't know if Hollywood knew that they wanted Eastbound. Because people were like, why don't they make shit like Eastbound and down anymore? You always hear that kind of stuff, right?

And he's like, nobody was asking us for something like Eastbound and down. Nobody was asking us for something like vice principal. It was like, we just made it and then said, we know this is funny. And then they jump on it because you can't expect them to think of the next thing. that's not what they do any he didn't say that's not what they do anymore but that's what I start to realize they don't have that creative thing anymore that's our job

our job is to give them what we think is the funniest thing and that's what we did with workaholics and we're gonna try to do with this new show if we actually get to make it is like you make what you think is the funniest and what you and your friends would laugh at

and what you want to see what you want to actually watch and then hopefully hopefully other people get on board. And I, you know, I feel and I think you have a finger on the pulse, too, is we know what we like. And it seems like a lot of other people like what we like as well. So, you know, I think you just have to make shit that you think is fun and funny and what, not even what other people want to see because they don't even know they want to see it until you make it. Right. So that's the thing. And that's a lot of things. It's like if you wait forever and get some. somebody to sign off on your thing, then it might and I'd happen. You just have to go and try and figure it out. And investing in yourself, that's what I realize.

It's like, if I lose investing in myself, I don't really fucking lose. It's like, and at least you did it and you had that experience and you know the nuts and bolts of creating something now. So if you decide to do it again, you can go, this is what I would change. That's what I would do differently. Yeah.

And also the, like, like, with people, making something that they think other people would want to see, that's where you lose. When you start to go, I know that they want to see this type of show, like this is what's selling or this is what... Oh, yeah. You know, I think that's when you get in a little trouble.

Like, make what you want to make, and then hopefully that'll catch on. Because as soon as you start to, like, go down the path, then it's derivative. And people are like, didn't we already see this show? We've already done this. trying to follow you out then you're just a follower yeah you know but yeah it's tough it's tough to figure it out and obviously you and our we're speaking from a place where you know we can

afford to try and make a project so it's like sure you know not trying to sound um like knowing that there's not a barrier to entreat it at for uh regular folks it's it's lowered so much i agree yeah i agree it's so different now that you can get a camera you can get a phone you can figure something out yourself how to make things you know well it was like when we did work all not to just keep harping on this shit but this is my experience, is when we did workaholics, it was the barrier of entry had just lowered. It used to be like to make something like that. It was $100,000 to make, you know, to even make a short film for $50,000 or whatever.

And everyone had to put it on credit cards and like to try to make something that maybe would work. And you had to slurp off some producer somewhere. You would have to. You're constantly gobbling. Yeah. You're constantly gobbling. And someone wants you to use silverware when you blow them. or whatever. I'm like, how rich is this guy?

My God, fucking pour some gray Poupon on that bitch and do some gobbles. But now, you know, it's just, it was just like a camera and some lights and we were able to shoot something that Comedy Central was like, what you doing over there? Right. You know?

Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know. I'm trying to sound inspiration on the people. Yeah, me too. I feel like it's a lot of word salad for me sometimes. But, yeah, I'm just trying to be a fucking inspiration. I think you are dude Survivor of

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Must be nice. Adam Ryan, thanks so much hanging out, dude. Thanks a lot, man. Good to see you, buddy. You too. Well, man. Yeah.

Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, that ground. I'll share this piece of mind. I found I can feel it.