This Past Weekend - #594 - Glenny Balls

Starting point is 00:00:00 We're getting into the final shows for the Return of the Rat Tour. Gosh, this rat is almost fully returned. July 9th will be in Philadelphia, Rochester, New York on July 10th. Then we're in Detroit after that. Moving on, we're in Los Angeles, Anaheim at the Honda Center and Oceanside, California. You can get all your tickets at thetheovon.com slash T-O-U-R. And just thank you so much for your support. Today's guest is an entertainer and a podcaster. You know him as half of the Sunday Conversation Team with Caleb Presley. He's a bit of a cheese sommelier amongst other things. I just got back from spending the weekend with him in Las Vegas. Today's guest is Glennie Balls. I've been singing just for you

Starting point is 00:01:10 And now I've been moving way too Yeah dude, good to see you man Are we on? Yeah, I guess we're on I don't know Good to see you Yeah We spent all weekend together But good to see you again

Starting point is 00:01:19 Nice to see you still Yeah, it's been a good 30 hour break between us That's a good point dude Yeah, I like that Native American garb you have This is my mom she forced me to get it today I we went shopping on Broadway today cuz I'm here with my parents and I said big podcast I've been traveling for a week I got to go buy a new shirt went to one of the stores on Broadway saw this and she said

Starting point is 00:01:36 You got to try this one It was either between this or a denim one and the denim was a little a little tight when I sat down It was only an XL whoo and the last time I did this podcast I was where my shirt was only an XL. And the last time I did this podcast, my shirt was absolutely screaming for help. It was a lot. So I gotta make sure there's sitability. I was sitting on steps in stores today.

Starting point is 00:01:51 Oh yeah, yeah. And they should have a shirt that if something's going, it lets you know somehow. Cause you don't, a lot of times you don't know. There'll be times I'll leave the house, buttons completely uneven, and nobody says, hey buddy, hey. It's bad, it's bad.

Starting point is 00:02:06 Like when I saw, you're a good t-shirt guy, I think I've only seen you in t-shirts. Actually, when you came to do our last Sunday conversation, the shirt you wore there was a sick button down. I still want to find out where you got that from because that was a cool button down. I wouldn't have worn that today. Ooh, that is a nice shirt.

Starting point is 00:02:20 Yeah, for some reason I don't like, I don't feel, I don't know, I don't feel acclimated in really nice stuff I think it makes me feel uncomfortable. No, I mean not sorry not we went to UFC The first thing I wore was um I wore $20 shirt from Target. Yeah, fantastic. Those are good fellow shirts They're great. They're like beachy shirts. Yeah $20. I just showed you I brought a Bucky's t-shirt with me $24 Fantastic, I can't really justify like spending a few hundred bucks on a shirt I don't know how to do that yet Yeah, I think I'm trying. Yeah, I don't like I just don't like trying stuff on I know certain t-shirts

Starting point is 00:02:53 I know how they're gonna fit. I'm very basic with that kind of stuff, you know But yeah, dude, that looks like a very I'm trying to think that's like a Native American sort of Sturgis, like, like, very Dakotas, something Dakota about it. Yes. I hope it's not cultural appropriation. I did buy it on Broadway today.

Starting point is 00:03:13 It was in Boop Barn. It was in Boop Barn for the record. If it is, it's Boop Barn's fault. I'm sure, dude, first of all, our whole country is cultural appropriation. So can we just, like, is there anything? Dude, yeah, I'm sure, does that have a name? I just hope it's okay to wear with a cheese store hat.

Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Those two have never been together before. Well, it's sad that we took over the Americans' land to build a cheese store too, but it's also, it tastes so good, dude. It's so good. I went to the cheese store last week. It was fantastic as always. Oh, if you get a comfortable brie,

Starting point is 00:03:48 it's like sometimes you want to swallow it, but you want it to stay in your mouth. And brie is basically like butter. It's legitimate butter. It's unbelievable. Brie is like the gayest butter you could ever get. And it's, and I'm all for it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:00 I'm all for it. With some roasted red peppers and a little, it's good. It just feels like a, I can't even explain how great it feels. Look, cause look at it. If you look at Brie, first of all, it's cream on the inside, clean on the outside. Kind of looks like a cake, what I'm looking at right now. It does look like a cake.

Starting point is 00:04:17 And it's a very, very freeing feeling to spread some good Brie knowing how good it's gonna be. Yes. It's nice. Yeah, cause a lot of the, and let's go down a brief charcuterie lane here. A lot of charcuterie boards, right? Because that stuff became popular in the past three years.

Starting point is 00:04:35 People are charcutering, white chicks were looking for something to do. That's truly what it is, because I've always thought to myself, this is so stupid. Why is anybody taking the time to do this? And now I kind of get it. I've been trying to make my own charcuterie boards. Really?

Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm not good at it at all. Actually, I take that back. I'm not trying to make my own charcuterie boards. I've been enjoying just like, I guess, prepping food and just like presenting it in a nice way whenever I'm doing anything with food. It's fun to take the extra time to make it kind of look nice. And I'm not very good at it, I'm still learning.

Starting point is 00:05:06 But, like if I'm cutting a steak, it is fun to like place it exactly how it should be, you know? Like on the bone, just make it look nice. I don't know, and I actually enjoy prepping. Like when I cook, I enjoy cutting onions, I enjoy cutting tomatoes. I think it's fun. I like the thrill of possibly something happening.

Starting point is 00:05:21 Yeah, no, I do, you know, there is something fun about, there's something fun like, there's something fun like, if you, somebody's like, here, cut this, and you're like, fwawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw willing to get in there, get into the produce trenches, get into these kind of vegetable Vietnam situations where shit gets kind of intense. Yeah, and sometimes you lose. Sometimes you lose. I lost a few weeks ago, but it's okay. But yeah, so what makes a good charcuterie board?

Starting point is 00:05:58 Like is it an evening out of like sweet and like robust? Like what is it, Glenny? That is one thing that I will say that I do love on charcuterie board that I've been getting into a lot. Like I've been more inclined to ordering this on a restaurant menu when they have charcuterie. Shout out to my guy Josh, our producer Josh, you met, nice little fellow.

Starting point is 00:06:15 He has recently taught me about jams and like, and I love when there's like, if we're traveling and there's a little jam on a table at breakfast, I'm starting to put that on the bread, on the toast, which is actually fantastic. And there's some great jams on charcuterie boards And I've been loving the jam with the crackers and the cheese. It's oddly a good creamy sweet scenario So the jam has been my favorite part and obviously you can't get the meat from 7-eleven I've been spoiled at the cheese store because they do bring out like stuff from Italy, which is obviously creme de la creme

Starting point is 00:06:44 But that's a place in LA that you love. Yeah, I mean if I was gonna go you'd offer to take me But we'll have to do it another time dude um okay, so the jams There's definitely I do notice a lot of times you'll see the jam on there that has like um The seeds in it yeah, and that to me. It's just like I've never really liked like really rich stuff, you know Like I remember one time we went to my my dad had a girlfriend Sorry, mom My dad had a girlfriend and we went over and she was rich dude like she had a balcony she had a lot of shit we went over to her house and

Starting point is 00:07:21 She was doing Thanksgiving and she had like cranberries, but it was like real bare, like, you know, I've talked about this years ago, but there was like, there was different grades of cranberries. You can get like the jelly. It's basically somebody just opened up a Smucker's, cut it into slices and you eat it like that. Like our mom would do that. Sometimes she would put the jelly into the freezer

Starting point is 00:07:41 for like an hour and a half. Yeah, this is actual cranberry sauce. There was a grade below that where you would just have like semi-frozen grape jelly. Oh, kind of like that picture in the middle kind of looks like that. I get what you're saying. I feel like that almost feels more authentic though.

Starting point is 00:07:55 Right, I agree. And then you got regular cranberry sauce, the jellied stuff. And then you got the one that kind of had the mix. And then rich people that just had actual cranberries that were kind of smashed or like abused or whatever they been through the system or foster care whatever and They had those like in a special bowl and she had those and I couldn't even stomach it like it just made me so scared It's probably so good though with some real turkey Some good authentic that you said was Thanksgiving some good Thanksgiving turkey like that's another thing. I've been enjoying on a

Starting point is 00:08:22 Thanksgiving the cranberry sauce is the sweet and savory is it really? Is a delight yeah, I've been doing some pervert stuff recently Like getting a get in a chocolate bar I've taken a Hershey's and taking a pretzel and just doing it myself because you could buy chocolate covered pretzels But if you get to do it yourself take one square of Hershey one bite of a pretzel together in the same bite To joy wait so you're doing this at home So my buddies live my three best friends live like five minutes from a house so I go there all the time okay and we do some bad some bad eating every now and then

Starting point is 00:08:51 Sunday nights really get us they get us they get us big time it's something nice to the Sunday nights are terrible yeah well do sometimes we'll do candy I don't even like candy and we'll do candy like nerd like nerd busters wherever those are the clusters yeah and my buddies are in shape. They're in shape guys They're not like yeah But are you just are you just using them to go over there and have those snacks you think is that like a crazy thing? because I should buy I used to bicycle over to my buddy's dad's house to uh To look at their pornos and pornography same but um, but yeah, no, I mean, I think I think it's a mutual thing

Starting point is 00:09:23 It's my initial. It's mutual. They's mutual. They love it more than me, honestly. I don't like men eating nerd ropes late at night or whatever, to me that is. It's the Sunday nights. Sunday nights will get you badly. It will. It's Sunday night. If they didn't exist, I would maybe have a six pack.

Starting point is 00:09:36 I'm bad at Sunday nights. I'm bad at Sunday nights. Especially if you think you have a good weekend and then it's like, oh, that's pretty annoying. You make it through that weekend, you get to Sunday, you're kind of surviving, and then it's like oh Oh, yeah, you make it through that weekend you get to Sunday You're kind of surviving and then it gets late in the day And you could if you could if you had any fucking balls And if you hadn't bought a vape you were you could go to bed in two hours

Starting point is 00:09:55 But something happens to you where you start looking in your pantry like yeah I'll make a fucking cake like there's been a cake box in there You're like I can eat a bunch of peanut butter right now. I love peanut butter and apple that's a thing too that Sundays are killing me because I've been trying So my peak weight that I've ever weighed was 355 years ago like six years ago. I was no way Yeah, is there any photos? Oh, I mean that is yes. Oh my god. You were on the cusp of getting one of those shows Yeah, so I was a big boy. Like 2018, it was 2018. I think I weighed myself and it was 355 and like Labor Day weekend of 2018.

Starting point is 00:10:30 And then, so now I'm like sitting at like, that's pretty big right there. Wow. Ew. Oh my. Ew, look at that Billy Joel shirt, ew. God. Oh my God, that's disgusting.

Starting point is 00:10:41 Look at that Billy Joel billboard. Jeez, that is a billboard. That shirt could, you could fit three people in that shirt. Well, you definitely increase the font of it when you put it on. That's for sure. That Auburn picture on the left there with Marina and Chuck, that's a big boy.

Starting point is 00:10:55 Jesus Christ. That's you? Yes. Zoom in a little bit. Oh my God. That's a big boy. Look like somebody poisoned ya. I needed to get poisoned to lose some weight.

Starting point is 00:11:08 Wow. And what were you doing for work? Were you like one of those secret people that eat at restaurants? No, but you know what the problem was? I was working at Barstow and it was in Manhattan. So I would get like fucking like I went to this place tosties all the time. It was like chicken cutlet and bacon heroes for lunch. You can't have that for lunch.

Starting point is 00:11:24 If you're a normal person you gotta have a salad for lunch or like a bowl chipotle bowl Yeah, you can't be banging out chicken cutlet bacon heroes for lunch. You just can't do it Yeah, if you're dinner lunching then you are exactly so that's what I was that's but what I was gonna say is it's how yeah Since my time since my top peak weight. I'm at like 355 So I'm sitting right now at like 257 and I'm dying I want to take all my friends and family when I finally hit 255 a hundred to outback to celebrate had out back Yeah, but I've just been sitting at 257 and what I'm saying is there were no Sunday nights I think I would be at 255. Oh, I'm so close. Actually. I weighed myself the other day our hotel in Vegas

Starting point is 00:12:01 They have scales in the room, which was mean there should never be a scale in a hotel room Well, those are for drugs It was a human scale I was like it's interesting Well, Glynnys balancing on this very small scale in here And then Saturday Saturday morning I woke up and I was like it was just staring at me like telling me come in get on me get on me Come here white boy or whatever was it set to urban or whatever because sometimes it would be like get in here honky

Starting point is 00:12:24 He was just staring at me like, get in here honky. You're just staring at it, you blow the sink. Get on honky. And I got on. It worked. There you go. And it was 254.8, but I'm not calling it official until I get one Monday and it's under 255. Then we're going out back.

Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah. That's fair. Monday weigh-ins. I've been doing Monday, but I'm also thinking I got to stop doing every Monday because then if I have a good week, I'll let myself go a little bit. I want to start doing like but I'm also thinking I gotta stop doing every Monday. Because then if I have a good week, I'll let myself go a little bit. I wanna start doing like monthly, I think.

Starting point is 00:12:48 I think monthly is the key. Monthly weigh-ins? I think that's the key. Well, a lot of people, they have bracelets now, and it's like, you're fat right now. Like they'll have that, whatever that thing, it'll be like, you're a pervert, whatever. Sometimes it's supposed to tell you your blood pressure,

Starting point is 00:13:01 and it's like, you're a pervert. Yeah, after your Sunday night. Yeah, you're 40 feet from a gay guy blood pressure. It's like, you're a pervert. Yeah, after your Sunday night. Yeah, you're 40 feet from a gay guy or whatever. You're like, what? Who cares? That's why we only have an Apple Watch. Sometimes it'll have volume.

Starting point is 00:13:12 It'll just be turned up. And you're like, what the hell? That's my stepdad. You know what I'm saying? Yes, all those watches, it's just starting to take over our lives. Yeah. The watches scare me.

Starting point is 00:13:24 Everything's crazy. The technology's crazy. Oh, it's getting crazy, man. But yeah, I want to go back to take over our lives. Yeah. The watches scare me. Everything's crazy. The technology's crazy. Oh, it's getting crazy, man. But yeah, I wanna go back to the charcuterie. I mean, charcuterie's, I'm not into it yet. I said I was into it before. I did not mean that.

Starting point is 00:13:33 I mentioned food preparation in general. I think eventually I could see myself getting into it because it does seem like a thing, like 10 years down the line, like when you're a little older and you just wanna hang out. It's just something to do, like you said. For like old white women, it's just something to do, just a preparation and then just show off,

Starting point is 00:13:48 show off to the crew. Oh, I'm having a Super Bowl party, then they make a sick charcuterie. Mm. Yeah, I think, well, it also gets obtuse at certain corners of the charcuterie board because you have the crackers and the cheese, I get that, right?

Starting point is 00:14:00 And I remember I saw one one time at somebody's house and they had that little knife. You ever seen that knife and you're like a Japanese like boy or whatever like a It cut it's like very little and it has like a little thing on the end It's like kind of a you mean like this like a spreader nice. Yeah, it's not even sharp. It's not even so No, it's like to spread the brie. Right. It's like a knife that like something happened or you know, I'm saying it goes It's in special ed or whatever, right? It's still a knife, don't tell it, don't put it near real knives, right? It's still a great knife, but it's not serrated,

Starting point is 00:14:33 it'll never be serrated, it'll never be sharp. It is for spreading, right? It's for just like paint by number type of shit, right? But yeah, I remember the first time I saw that, I was like oh This is like a little for a little Japanese guy or something and I was like I'm stealing this I'm fucking stillness I love that photo that was a cleaver there. I just got a cleaver for Christmas recently really feel very very happy about it It's very good. My uncle got me a really cool cleaver. Hmm. Yeah, it's kind of fulfilling dreams of mine

Starting point is 00:15:00 It's very it's extra manly to cut something with a meat cleaver Who's zooming on that cleaver a little looks like a a little baby cleaver too. That looks like a child one. Yeah, which is... It's not for children. Yeah, look at it in comparison to the other knives. That must be like a literally a little cheese cleaver, a little baby cheese cleaver. Yeah, really cut your pinky. You can only cut your pinky with it oh god dude yeah but once but then the shakurdo on the out on the outriggers of the shark they put like these little to uh little pickles right and they're and they're way undersized i don't want to say that they're

Starting point is 00:15:38 premature or whatever but they nobody should have. Whoever harvested them did it at night and probably was sex trafficking or whatever. It's like, nobody should pick these. Yeah, I think those are called gherkin pickles, if I do. Yeah. Say it correctly, I think. Why did my voice just do that? But yeah, gherkin pickles, I believe those are called.

Starting point is 00:15:57 Oh. I'm not a fan of them. I'm still getting into pickles. That's one thing that I've, haven't loved my whole life. Really, yeah. But I've been enjoying it more. It's odd too though, because I do love a relish on hot dog. Yeah, me too.

Starting point is 00:16:08 I love a relish on hot dog, and that's just pickles. But just straight up pickles sometimes, I don't know. They don't do it for me. Yeah, but relish is like pickles that's like, yeah, motherfucker, what's up? We're here. Puts a mustard on me. We're right here.

Starting point is 00:16:20 I would die for relish. I'll eat relish, I could eat relish by itself. I don't do it, but I could. I would love relish. Hot dog, mustard, relish, boom, die for relish. I'll eat relish back. I could eat relish by itself. Like I don't do it, but I could I Fantastic hot dog mustard relish boom easy. Love it. Yeah One thing I do like about a hot dog time is I will do a hot dog, right? Some people will do like they'll DP a hot dog to put like two francs in it or whatever. I don't do that Yeah, have you ever done Chicago hot dog? It's my favorite type of hot dog. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait, yeah. I was at the Chicago Cubs game.

Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah. Probably the Vienna beef dog. I think they gave us some up there. It was very nice. Yes, there you go. It looked like that. Unbelievable. Poppy seed bun, sport peppers, mustard, relish,

Starting point is 00:16:56 tomato slice, pickle. It's the best. That's a pickle I like. But I don't know how Chicago hot dog, they literally put the whole pickle spear on it. So it's kind of hard to eat, I will say they should put pickle slices on it But everything together in there is one of my favorite bites in the world. I love a Chicago hot dog Mmm, and do they use a special type of bun for that? They usually it's a poppy seed bun. I'm pretty sure

Starting point is 00:17:15 I think that's the traditional way. I do enjoy like a split top bun. Split top bun is nice. I think that's good I'm a big I'm I'm very high on Chicago. I think it's the best food city in the country Oh, yeah, I would watch you eat that, man. That looks cool. Yeah. You know? Right. One time we were in Chicago at the same time. I'm not sure I was. Yeah. I used to watch those videos of Japanese women eating big pieces of cake or whatever.

Starting point is 00:17:36 You ever seen that? Oh, like a mukbang? Yeah, but it was before mukbanging. It was just like when people, it was like, you know, because Japanese people are like the human ASMR, right? Sure. If you've ever just been around a Japanese person, it was like, you know, cause Japanese people are like the human ASMR, right? Like, if you've ever just been around a Japanese person, it's like listening to ASMR, but they're like in the room with you and they're just being themselves, right?

Starting point is 00:17:52 They're not even, like if a Japanese person whispers in the woods, who the fuck would ever know, dude? You can't even hear them, you know? So it's like, they're just so quiet. It's like, oh shit, I don't know what I was talking about, but um Yeah, anyway What were you talking about? We were talking about some Chicago hot dogs, but speaking of food We shared a great steak Friday night. Oh we did I felt really bad though because I could tell when the waiter

Starting point is 00:18:17 Asked me what I liked how I liked the cook that I said medium-rare There was so much disappointment on your face and you want medium and I felt really bad about it since then so I just Wanted to apologize for that. Oh well thanks dude well I've been trying to do this thing where if somebody makes a suggestion I go along with it instead of always just you know I'm usually like like if somebody wants to go see a movie if I don't want to see it nah always right never like don't you want to come do not so this was like something practicing for me. Like somebody's like, hey, let's have a steak.

Starting point is 00:18:47 This is how I like it. And I was like, ah, I hate that. I don't want that. But tried it, loved it. It was a fun. That was one of the better steaks I've had out in a long time. I agree. It was really, really good.

Starting point is 00:18:58 Where were we at? I think it was called Don's Prime. Don's Prime. At Fountain Blue in Vegas. It was one of the better steaks I've had in a long time. Yeah, I agree. And I'll say what even made it good, I think for me, let's tell each other what they thought made it good. For me, it wasn't overwhelmed with like seasoning and too much juice, like too juice, like sometimes juices, it's nice, but it was just kind of perfect

Starting point is 00:19:25 It didn't like get the plate all blood. It was just kind of Perfectly like hey, it almost like it showed up. It was like hey, I know I'm fucking the shit. Yeah, cuz they kept telling us they assumed we sat down They said oh, this is from some sick farm in Idaho Yeah, this is good meat and we all said oh That's the one we're getting and it made me happy to see because like there's so many times I'm sitting around these restaurants And you hear about all these details about the meat and it comes in it's whatever that you could taste the difference that was really

Starting point is 00:19:54 One of the better better steaks I've ever had oh I agree man It was great, and we split up it was the perfect amount we're still gonna go out for a bit We weren't too weighed down like leaning on the speaker in the corner of the bar Dude one thing what they're always like this calf, it was like tickled by tall kids or whatever. You're like, well. Yeah, the Japanese, the wagyu, they're going through everything. They're eating good there. Like they're feeding them just grass fetishes. They're eating grass all their lives. But, um. They're like Japanese people whispered directly into the skin of this animal while it was being raised, you know, it's like

Starting point is 00:20:27 It took raised in a two-bedroom apartment. You're like, holy shit Some of this meat sounds very fancy But yeah, it's like it's so scary to also to think about I always do this too many times Like to think about truly how many animals there are if all this food is being given to people. It's so scary to think about. What are you saying? Like how many chickens are murdered, not murdered, but killed a day? So many.

Starting point is 00:20:52 I'm just trying to think about this reason. If I order an order of wings at a bar and there's 10 wings in there, does that technically mean that I'm having five chickens? Two wings of chicken? I think there are some chickens that have more than two legs. 206 million a day. Globally, probably two hundred six million chickens are killed for food each day. So wilds that.

Starting point is 00:21:12 What? So wilds that. Holy shit dude. It's like. Since we started talking about this, one hundred forty thousand chickens just died. Oh. That's wild. That's the original Gaza right there dude. That's crazy. I can't believe they're doing that. In the United States alone, the numbers are around 26 million chickens. That means that roughly 140,000 chickens are slaughtered every minute.

Starting point is 00:21:32 But hold on. How many people live in America? I think it's 350 million. I think that sounds right. It's around there, I think. So you're saying... Yeah, 340. 340 million. 26 million chickens a day. Mm-hmm. So that means one out of... Yeah, 340. 340 million, 26 million chickens a day. So that means one out of... I'm trying to do this math, I'm not very good at math. It's like one out of 13 maybe, 14?

Starting point is 00:21:53 I don't know. I think 340 divided by 26 is around 13, 14. Oh, you're right. 12. Wow! So one out of 13 people every day is having a chicken. Which seems kind of low. I thought it seemed right on time. Really?

Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah. Because I think children don't need a lot of chicken because they're so little and they can't. And you shouldn't give expensive food to children. I had chicken today. Yeah, I had a chicken sandwich. You already had it? Yeah, I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich

Starting point is 00:22:20 from Pop Belly today. Right before I came, I need something in the system. You know what happened to me yesterday that I'm actually really disappointed about. And I hope that whoever did this sees this podcast and come catch me outside. But yesterday, I was out, me and my parents did one of those party buses.

Starting point is 00:22:34 And then- You sent me a photo of it, beautiful picture. We'll include the picture. Nice photo. And then I went to one of these party buses and then we all went back to the hotel afterwards and I was pretty hungry. I ordered some chic filet to be there when I get there.

Starting point is 00:22:45 Someone stole it. Someone stole it. I was actually pooping. I was in the bathroom. It got delivered at 423 p.m. I heard the guy knocking the door, left it outside. 436, I opened the door, vanished into the night. Somebody stole it.

Starting point is 00:22:58 I was fucking furious. I've never been one to like rat, but I was very close to going to the hotel and being like, do you have cameras? I need to see who did this because I got more chicken And you know what I'm really I'm really hoping for like when I order my chick-fil-a do it every time I travel I just got a bunch of grilled nuggets and spicy fillets with no bread I hope those bastards were drunk and thought it was sandwiches and

Starting point is 00:23:18 Tenders and good shit, and they just open it to a huge pack of grilled nuggets. I hope that fuck them over I'm sorry it got me so mad. Oh, I fucking hope those pieces of shit fucking choke. It's just a lot. Don't take what's not yours. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, I hope they fucking choke on that shit. I hope they get a fucking waffle fry

Starting point is 00:23:35 that never leaves their system. So now I know I have a thief on my floor. Every time I've left my hotel room, I know someone is around here. Yeah, I just want to start yelling, banging a bell, being like, I know one of you did this dude We there's we have to be able to get footage of it. What hotel was it? I think I could say cuz I'm I'll be gone. It's Cambria downtown in Nashville, Tennessee sixth floor. I'm room 614

Starting point is 00:23:55 Someone stole my chick-fil-a and I'm living about it and what could you have done? What dude 13 minutes leaving chick-fil-a at your doorstep for 13 minutes is a long time on a Monday afternoon though I thought it was a Monday afternoon I haven't even seen anybody in the hallway yet, and I think the guy sent me the photo It was right outside the room 614 was right outside there and then vanished Did it sound like he set it down completely and left it or could you hear any more like he might have? He might have been the guy to come get it I hope he wasn't the guy to do it because that would that would be bad That would be tough for door dash. I love door dash, but um oh yeah

Starting point is 00:24:27 They're the fucking Navy SEALs of our generation love door to roll I mean Tim Dylan and I had a big conversation about this to roll up Silently to a door as quietly as you can leave something completely fucking delectable right evade dogs evade Dangerous brothers probably trying to rob you like all types of shit. You know evade dogs, evade dangerous brothers probably trying to rob you, like all types of shit, you know? Evade hungry people. That's my biggest pet peeve about nice hotels. Like when you stay in a nice hotel, the door dashers can't get up to you.

Starting point is 00:24:53 Because of the key, like this past weekend, we were staying at a nice hotel in Vegas. They can't get up to you, so you have to go down. You have to go down and pick up the food. But at a decent hotel like a Cambria, they can walk right up. There's no security. Oh really? They just let them run right up. Right at my door. I didn't have to go down and pick up the food. But at a decent hotel like a Cambria, they can walk right up. There's no security. Oh really?

Starting point is 00:25:06 They just let them run right up. Right at my door. I didn't have to go down to the lobby or anything. And then I run to the door and I open it into my underwear and make sure no one's around, grab it. Yeah, that's the best. We try to lean forward. Just get your hand up.

Starting point is 00:25:16 Hold the door open and just try to grab it off the ground. Dude, hotel rooms are crazy how much you're just hiding from everybody in the hallway. It's such an interesting experience to think about. I was talking about this with our producer, Kelsey, recently too are crazy. How much you're just hiding from everybody in the hallway. It's such an interesting experience to think about. I was talking about this with our producer Kelsey recently too about just how much... Front-front Sunday conversations. Yes, we love Kelsey.

Starting point is 00:25:32 Just how much sex do you think has been in every hotel room you've been in? Like in Vegas especially. Oh, I can't even imagine how many people have even just dured off on the floor in my room. Yeah, if a hotel has been over for 20 years, it's had, like, I wonder how much each room has seen. It's scary to think about, because there's no way it's being properly sterile. No way.

Starting point is 00:25:54 Do you, I don't know how you could properly sterilize it unless you use like EcoShield or one of those companies that comes and does the, you know, I mean, you'd have to use some type of a high-grade cleaner What would you even do pressure wash the carpet or whatever truly? No idea that the what do they always say? No, uh, you should bring a black light into a hotel because you know, what's on the walls? Yeah, right? Yeah, that's that's that's weird I know so my hotel is very it's a very odd hotels the only hotel I got a new picture of it

Starting point is 00:26:18 It's the only hotel I've ever been in the bed is in the middle of the room Like I think it's not next to any walls if that makes sense That's a normal room. But it's there's I'm telling you I'll send you a photo. It's just the bed is in the middle of the room. I've never seen anything like it. Oh I get dizzy in there I think then just trying to even just figure out how to get to the bathroom and get caught in a fucking tailwind. Like last night my mom came into my room to get me to go out and it was yeah that's it. They're just in the middle of the room. There's a walkway behind it. There's a bar behind it. Yeah, that's too much. I don't I like my bed in a corner. I like to eliminate all possibility of things attacking me or whatever. That's

Starting point is 00:26:55 how I sleep in complete fear. I do love a good hotel view though. I'm a sucker for a good view. I love a good view. We went to power slap. Unbelievable. What do you think was your first time. Unbelievable. I mean, thanks to you, obviously, we were in the first row. Being that close and seeing it, hearing it, the sounds of it is the craziest part.

Starting point is 00:27:14 I can't believe that. My only complaint, actually, is the bigger guys at the end, they're so big they don't fall. So the third guy, what was his name? Blackburn, he was a nut. It was awesome because those guys were falling. I don't know if you remember, the one guy fell friggin. He got slapped and then his fee fell so hard his face hit the little Middle thing they use he got double hit it was unbelievable power stop was awesome

Starting point is 00:27:34 It was what we were almost saying it was like it's more like a party Environment like just talking to everybody hanging out and then it's like instead of a band is playing it just big guys get slapped Yeah it's kind of like you're sitting there having a snack or chatting or having a, um, ice water or something. And then you can feel everybody's somebody's about to slap somebody in the corner of the room. Everybody literally goes silent for one second looks over somebody slaps the

Starting point is 00:27:58 living lights out of somebody else. And then, and it's so cool because like we also me and Caleb went to our first UFC Saturday there's a few words a few moments where you saw something there like you make that face you make that face every single fight in powerslap yeah every single time you see it it's just holy holy holy shit oh it's overwhelming and the one big guy remember he was going right and then he just started hit with his left that was a stunning moment yeah he's like the cow rip in a fucking a power slap or whatever that you just share

Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, he can play from both sides He was on I think he and I think he did announce it because then they kept saying oh he's going left this time He's going left. I thought it was a surprise. I thought he surprised left, but it wasn't oh, it would be great But they announced this is one thing. It's about power slap. They announced like all right It's left on one. It just tells you like, so you like what hand he's using. It's just a wild scene. It's a wild scene.

Starting point is 00:28:50 And there's, first of all, there's all these influencers there, right? So you're like, everybody's like an influencer. It's like, oh yeah, have you met Salad Boy or whatever? And it's like, who? And they're like, yeah, this is Salad Boy. He can, he, they're like, he doesn't have any arms, but watch him mix up this salad or whatever

Starting point is 00:29:07 He's like I've mixed over two thousand Walk in the room the register is clearly there But yeah, it's like salad boy or then like there was like a black guy and he's like, oh, this is my son He can't he oh you seen him on tik-tok. He counted to a million one time. You're like Get asking you for money? Yeah, oh no. That was, this was the best though. But yeah, they were like, hey, will you just do a video of my son?

Starting point is 00:29:29 Just you guys count to 20 together. So I'm like, dude, I don't give a fuck, dude. I'm gonna do 10. Yeah, dude, I'll do five with this kid, but I wanna just go sit back down. But the craziest thing that was happening at PowerSythe was that the boxer was there. Terrence Crawford. Terrence Crawford was there.

Starting point is 00:29:46 And he has a couple of beautiful young children. I think they were his children. I think they were too. They were around him most of the night. Unless he was by us. Yeah, he was like, and the kids would come up to you and they'd be like, hey, give me $100, right? But then you were talking to somebody else

Starting point is 00:30:03 and I was talking to the kid. And I said, oh, sorry, what are you asking him? And he just goes, oh, I lost a bet. I want to see if I can have $100. But then at a certain point, I didn't bet with him, right? Cause I don't know, I mean, he's a child or whatever. And then he comes back a little while later and he's like, pay up, pay up son.

Starting point is 00:30:21 He said, this kid is a six here. And there was three of them, like a a six maybe a eight and a nine and They're like pay up motherfucker or whatever or pay up son pay up. So now I'm like, yeah, there's here in Scarborough This him right there. Yeah, I think it was the one on the right. Yes, I'm on the right and So anyway now you're like well, I can't I have to pay like What is what if this kid goes back to his dad, one of the greatest fighters in the world, and goes, dad, this guy lost a bet to me

Starting point is 00:30:49 and won't pay it to me, dude. Dude, it's so scary to think about too. Like, Terrence Crawford could kill both of us so easily. Yeah. And so easily. All that kid has to go do is, dad, this guy's being, that's all it needs for a dad to get activated. And we're like, oh.

Starting point is 00:31:04 Fatherhood's going to kick in in and then who's done? You and I guess me, because I'm with you by proxy. Oh, we're eating charcuterie through a fricking bag. Yeah, we're sippin' it. Through a colostomy bag. Oh. Ew, I can never have that happen to me, man. That would be sad.

Starting point is 00:31:17 Oh, it was so sad. So yeah, I had to give each one of those kids like $40. And I'm like, these kids are hitmen and they were going to every person in there. I bet those kids made six racks in there. Did you actually give him money? Yeah, what the hell are you gonna do? The one kid had freaking cornrows Yeah here Have a great time. Yeah. Good luck. It was a big one for him. We got to see some slaps made some money. He was on the clock

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Starting point is 00:34:35 and one of the guys who had been slapped is waiting for the Uber line. I'm like, what? You didn't even just go to the cab. Yeah, I think, I'm like 95% sure. can't even just go to the cab. Yeah, I think I'm like 95% sure. Allegedly it was the same dude. I mean, his head was swollen and he looked like he had to be. Their faces were so red. And he got into the Uber show. If he gets in through the trunk of it, I'm like, this guy is fucking. Their brains got to be destroyed. Everything

Starting point is 00:34:59 about it. How do they train? Who do they train with? Who do they hit? How does it, because if you're training with a guy you're taking the hits How would you not then want to be the hitter as well? So who are you training? Yeah, that's a good point. Who's the one just taking the hits just them in training? Yeah, dude, if you're just doing hitting was yeah What guys you like y'all come over there and let you hit me 15 times you can practice, but yeah, I won't hit you back I'll just chill out. Like, what?

Starting point is 00:35:26 How could you not also wanna be in the spatter slap? Yeah. So, dude, second slap anyway, it looks like you've been fuckin' eatin' wasps or somethin'. It's like your whole face is swollen. And some of the guys would get hit up high, like in the eye area, one guy was takin' chin because they were callin' the fouls too,

Starting point is 00:35:42 that hitting, getting hit in the head seemed scary. One guy, oh, close to the head, fouls to that didn't get him the head seems scary Oh close to hit. I I was terrible It's just crazy and the one guy that was getting in the uber one time He's like yeah, man I'm gonna catch a movie with my girl or whatever and I was like what the fuck you better sleep Dude anything actually and I was like dude anything that keeps you awake for three hours sounds good to us right now, dude I hope it's a long. I hope it's a damn tight standing, dude. Do not rest, do not go to sleep.

Starting point is 00:36:09 Godfather one and two. But, I mean, dude, it was a fun time. It was really cool. I enjoyed it. It was very cool. It was fun, man. Shout out to Nicole that helped us get over there and have fun. And they have, like, it is fun, like, you're going in there and there's all these different,

Starting point is 00:36:24 like, people that you've seen from, like, it is fun, like you're going in there and there's all these different like people that you've seen from like different things online, TikTok, everything. Yeah, Max Crosby was there. It was cool to meet Cheryl Hines. Yeah, Cheryl Hines. She was such an angel. I was so scared to say big fan. I felt bad because she was hanging,

Starting point is 00:36:36 but I'm a huge Curb guy. So I was like, I was, she was one person I will say that like me and Caleb's job, we do meet a lot of famous people. I didn't know she was coming when I started. I was like, wow, gotta take me back a little bit like I've just I've just watched Her my whole life, so I was like oh my god show hands Yeah, I've never seen Kerber in through Zazen, but I know people love it so much

Starting point is 00:36:54 I'll probably watch it when I get married or something, but good show 12 seasons though. It's a long haul really Yeah, I just redid it a few months ago. I decided to do a full rewatch at this age Yeah, something else, man. You can watch this shit later. I know. I mean, something to give them like a Monday night, I got nothing to do, I'll watch a show. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:11 The thing about doing a Sopranos rewatch, I haven't watched Sopranos in a long time, honestly. You should do that in a theater and have people come, have like a food experience for people. Wow. That's a good idea. Kind of like our idea, we were talking about at breakfast the other day.

Starting point is 00:37:23 Me and Caleb's idea. I don't know. Yeah, you and Caleb need an Airbnb. Yeah, and then we, for the record, me and Caleb were thinking about starting an Airbnb empire in three different cities and making it our own experience in each Airbnb. I don't know if, I don't know if Hal will do it, but we may try. It'd be great and like have like a confessional in it where people that are going there, if it's like a bachelor party, a bachelorite, they can go in there and give a nice message to the bachelor or bachelorette Yeah, that confessional idea from you is a great idea You guys could compile those and make that like part of it and part of the experience you that you get this back

Starting point is 00:37:53 We get a video of the of your weekend of just people popping in and saying nice things stuff like that's important Yeah, almost like I agree people don't say enough nice things to people It's nice when people just are just say nice like every and then, I'm gonna start doing it to you too, every now and then if it's like a Sunday and I'm maybe a little buzzed, having some drinks with my friends and I'm in a good mood, I'll just text him and be like, hey, I miss you, hope all is well.

Starting point is 00:38:13 You're a good guy, you're a stud. Mm. I think you do a really nice job of that, man. You make people feel super welcome, I think, you know? You're like a welcome mat with black olives on the edges of it. Ooh, I appreciate that. That's the Greek side of me. black olives on the edges of it. I appreciate that That's the Greek side of me, but um it's good. I mean not speaking that I got I got to commend you

Starting point is 00:38:29 I mean same to you. You're so like seeing you this weekend. I powers up You're so nice to everybody so courteous to everybody the powers up literally. I've never seen you were like a Paul McCartney You're like a beetle really you're so nice to everybody Yeah, I think sometimes. I don't notice it unless I start to get like super uncomfortable you know I don't know but we had a great time dude great time thank you for everything it was a blast oh thank you guys dude one of the reasons I went was because you guys were gonna be there I knew it was gonna be some of y'all's first events what did you think about the UFC because it was your first UFC as well yeah it was our

Starting point is 00:39:00 first UFC UFC was fun it was just um it was a blast but what time did y'all show up we got there at 7 so we were there for the main event it was it was our first UFC. UFC was fun. It was just, it was a blast, but. What time did y'all show up? We got there at seven. So we were there for the main event. It was really cool to see. I didn't make a little parlay before we got there and did Lewis pretty quickly. I won the first one with that gray hair gentleman. I think like Danish or something.

Starting point is 00:39:17 Darius? Yes, but then I took Cara France. I loved his vibe at the weigh-ins and that was a tough one. Cause when he was doing the weigh-ins with the Haka thing, like he was doing, I said, this guy's the man, I gotta take this. And his brother was right behind us too. When he lost, he was getting super into it.

Starting point is 00:39:30 There was some crazy fights. Dude, I saw that one fight, it was Van versus... He did win though, because I remember someone at the weigh-in came up to me before, the day before, and was like, you gotta bet Van tomorrow, you gotta bet Van tomorrow, and I forgot you, and as soon as he won, I was like, oh shit. He came out of the blue and was just hyping Van up.

Starting point is 00:39:44 Yeah, it was Roy Volver van dude. I'd never seen this They took her there were times where they knocked each other out and then hit him again so quick that he knocked him back in dude I'd never seen that in my life. I saw it. I swear to God I saw it two times in this match a guy knocked a guy out and then knocked him right back in I was like yeah He's for all the he's like oh and then knocked him right back in. I was like, he's, I was like, he's out. And he's like, oh, he's in. He came right back.

Starting point is 00:40:06 I mean, the guys are insane. They're sickos. And it's so, it's cool to see how much respect they have for each other too. Like after the gunfighting. 100%. It's nuts. And it's crazy to see the whole arena,

Starting point is 00:40:16 just huge fight fans. And I felt kind of weird because I didn't really know anything. Everyone's talking about the strategy of everything, different moves, what they should do, who do you like? And I'm just like, guys, this is my first time. I don't even know who's fighting. But it was fun to see.

Starting point is 00:40:29 I've always wanted to go to one. It was very cool to see. I will definitely continue watching the big ones. The big ones are fun. Yeah, and I think you can get into it. I think one thing that helped me get into it, because UFC was scary to me at first, right? I never grew up being able to really defend for myself

Starting point is 00:40:44 or whatever type shit. So I think just fighting in general, I mean, I've scary to me at first, right? I never grew up being able to really like defend for myself or whatever type shit. So I think just fighting in general, I mean, I've been in some fights, but I wouldn't say I was doing great in them. Yeah. You know? I'm only been in one too. Yeah. Yeah. Not a lot. I'm not a fighter.

Starting point is 00:40:55 Oh, when I get really old, I'm fighting motherfuckers. The second I go to a senior care center or whatever, I'm fucking, first dude I get in that comes up to me, getting loud or whatever, even if he's lost and he's just loud because he can't hear. Fuck him dog. He's going down bro. Done. That's it for him. He's had a long life. Done. But that's gonna let everybody know with everybody else in there. Henry, whoever else lives in that bitch that I'm there. You think you're gonna go to a senior care facility when you're older? Yeah I might go when I'm younger dude. Caleb lives in a senior center. He did. 50 and over, I believe. Yeah, he lived in a 50 and over building, which is good for him, because he likes to hang

Starting point is 00:41:30 when he's home, so there's nothing else you could do, really. No, relax, learn a new game. Yeah, I think he had one room that he called his office, but he was right on the beach, too, so it was a nice location. You could walk around, really on the beach, so walk around there.

Starting point is 00:41:43 So nice. We go out to the pool over there, and it's a lot of like Sun dried Hebrews kind of with like a net neck jewelry and Italians and Greeks with that's pretty much it Just Hebrews in Italian like in his area in that area of Florida Delray Beach. I call it the sixth bar It's basically all New York. It's all the New Yorkers, and it's so fun like you get all the time guys from my Brooklyn there I'll be at the bar with them And I'll just be like, where are you from? Do you think you look kind of like Nebraska or something?

Starting point is 00:42:07 They get so mad, like, what, are you kidding me? Bensonhurst, the boring Rays, they freak out. It's one of my favorite things to do. They're just the best, they're such funny people, I love them. They're such ridiculous human beings. Oh yeah, being down there is a good time, man. That's a beautiful area, it gets so hot though this time of year. I love the water, man.

Starting point is 00:42:23 There's something special about just being in the water. I'm such a fan of it. Oh yeah. Well, I think that a lot of people believe that life started right out of the water. It kind of makes sense. We kind of seem like something the ocean left. Or I don't know.

Starting point is 00:42:36 Yeah, I wonder if God, like, cause you have to have water to make anything. Dude, look at, probably most recipes use water. Everything. So for sure, like God God made us with water, so obviously, yeah. Yeah, I think I remember for some reason, remember the movie War of the Worlds

Starting point is 00:42:52 that came out like 20 years ago? Tom Cruise, alien movie, ruined my life. I was terrified the hell out of me. It was an alien attack movie. But at the end, they find out that they started saying how everything starts with water and water, I think, well, that was signs actually, and water is um

Starting point is 00:43:05 Like how all the start and like tally fought the aliens, but it's also in science in the signs They're also though aliens are anti water as well. Oh, yeah, I may be mixing up my alien movies Well, remember like a few months ago. They're like aliens are in the water now Nobody even gives a shit people just out there. Yeah, it's done lazy rivers and shit I was like I was like the other day some kids are lazy. We gotta go to a lazy river We've been talking about what are you talking about? They're talking. Oh, man We got these cyborgs in the deep end. Oh me. Yes. I want I did see that So I'll tweet about the Jersey drones to what happened that dude

Starting point is 00:43:36 What happened that I think that was just a new Papa John's delivery swarm or whatever That was just Jersey Mike's trying a new fucking for three weeks. We just had the lights going on in New Jersey I knew people that saw him Like really yeah, you're lying one of my buddies his frat brother from college is a cop on Tom's River, New Jersey And he was like touching them like I'm seeing these things. They're here did the key Well, why don't you fucking shoot at him or something? You're a fucking cop. He's just texting his buddies. You're doing the same thing. We're doing Adam or something you're a fucking cop. He's just texting his buddies. You're doing the same thing. We're doing We can go straight out of what you mean. You're who's gonna see I saw somebody attack it We're gonna say what's the Tom's River Police Department gonna take out the alien drone?

Starting point is 00:44:15 Yeah, dude. All he does is he's on River PD, bro. They hit dingers It's like really five guys on the sword on the force, dude Whatever we cheer for those little bastards when they won the world Yeah, see yeah, they're world series little league world series home hit a ball at one of those drugs Yeah, yeah At least I could just hit a frickin fly ball and take out a couple drones Well, especially like the fact that there's if it's aliens or whatever that they're spying on new jury. I'm like, dude Yes, get some Jersey, but get like a charcuterie of America.

Starting point is 00:44:47 Get some other places as well. She just don't think that everybody is, you know, has a side hustle doing trading cards or whatever. That is very New Jersey. It's such a creepy thing though, thinking about like aliens and if that exists. You know what's actually a very weird thing to me too? What's your take on like supernatural stuff?

Starting point is 00:45:06 Supernatural, like what do you mean? Like gay stuff? Like one of my, so one of my best friends is Scott and we call him Sal, I don't know why we call him Sal, but we call him Sal. Anyway, he was here actually in Nashville on a bachelor party like three years ago and true, like he's a normal person,

Starting point is 00:45:19 he's one of my best friends. Truly to this day claims that like they came home from the bar one night, he was asleep and there was like some sort of Entity like over him looking at him and he was like I remember he came home the next day and like we got launched He was saying telling us like this thing is real We saw it multiple times and it's almost like Freeing or like feels good because I know that stuff exists and now I know what God is real is what he said It was and he's completely normal guy. He stands by it Wow

Starting point is 00:45:44 Did he break a chick home? Maybe He stands by it. Wow. Did he break a chick home? Maybe it was he just brought a tall chick home with him. He said it was tall. He did say it was a tall baby. But some of that shit's super scary, man. Like I recently had, I was in Los Angeles probably less than a year ago and you know like staying in, we rented a house in the hills and the hills for me is very scary. I don't like the hills. It's very like I'm secluded and away from everything it's just staying there in general freaks me out and I was there with one of my producers and He was lining at like 1 a.m. And I was land. I landed on like six and I went to this house

Starting point is 00:46:15 I didn't realize we booked it so far into the hills. It was almost under the Hollywood sign Oh, yeah, and it was we got there. I was like this place is fucking terrifying Look nothing like the pictures was a nice house, but it was almost like 70s themed. Like the pool wasn't even hot, it was cold. And then I- You're like, Vince Neil died here, whatever. Like he's alive. He's there still.

Starting point is 00:46:33 But that's what ruined, like Charles Manson and all that shit ruined the hills for me. It freaks me out. So I'm in there, I'm sitting there in my bed, just literally in a pretzel like this, freaked out. And I kid you not, I hear the loudest boom out of the blue. Don't know what it is, had no idea what it was. It wasn't those fucking Costco dudes, was it?

Starting point is 00:46:51 AJ? Yeah. It was, it was Big AJ. And the next thing I know, the Rizzle is there. That guy, dude, the crazy part is, the Rizzle doesn't even fucking know Big AJ. The whole thing's unreal. Yeah, so many people think that he's Big AJ's child.

Starting point is 00:47:06 He's just like a fifth grader or something or fourth. He had a hell back, allegedly. And then they're like kind of this Jewish powerlifting family. I actually saw you have the result of one of your shows recently. He was in the audience and he came up on stage. Very nice guy.

Starting point is 00:47:20 But also, dude, he fucking, he was drinking soda at like almost 10 p.m. I'm like Yeah, so he's saying that at Craig's with a non-daddy McBride's episode. Yeah, it's like he I was like what time is your bedtime? He's like, you know, he gave me one of those like whenever he gets tired. It's when the Rizzer goes to sleep He said big money don't sleep. I was like what how much money do you think the Rizzer has? It's got to be multiple millions. I think right you think so. I think he's like the most famous person on the internet It's a great point and he does like a children. Is he working in a children's market? He's kind of edging into adult marketing though. I wonder if kids even like our fans of him

Starting point is 00:47:56 I think it's more of adults just enamored with him. He's so gorgeous. He's unbelievable. He's definitely I like that. He's just himself right? Yeah. Yeah, he got up on stage the other night and answered a couple questions for us I think I've been learning to I have been seeing videos with him It seems like he's getting more confident and like speaking and stuff Yeah, nice because he's literally just a nine-year-old kid. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was hoping I was like, let's get him up here at least get a little bit of practice in front of you know a random night and Yeah, it was great man. That was great to see him. Anyway, here's this boom, I don't even investigate.

Starting point is 00:48:25 I'm terrified. I'm going to meet a few buddies at Barney's Beanery. And I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to go. I'm not coming back home until my producer lands at 1 a.m. So I gotta occupy myself until he lands. There's no way I'm going back there alone. So I go to the, I met Barney's Beanery for like seven hours

Starting point is 00:48:39 because I refused to go home. Finally, he picks me up. We go in the house. I go to bed. I close the door. It was the mirror on the back of the door just, that's when I realized what it was, just fell by itself. It was on like six screws, just fell by itself. And broke?

Starting point is 00:48:52 No, didn't break. No idea why. I was literally sitting in the bed, it was where that TV is, just fell out of the blue and I was like, this is not for me. Too much up there. Yeah, I'm not into the supernatural stuff. There's been, I don't know, other times in my house. Oh, well, that's not that supernatural. I mean, that's pretty supernatural, but that's also just bad drywall, probably.

Starting point is 00:49:13 I mean, that could be a mix of things, right? I think my house is haunted, I think. Well, yeah, but that's, do you? Yeah, actually, so my buddy claims he did this in like the third grade, my friend Frank. I don't know if it's him or not, or like my parents told him to tell me this to ease my mind Oh, yeah, but literally in my attic. I'm pretty sure there's something carved. That's as like darkness is here. Mm-hmm On the wall, which I don't I don't like I'm always wondered if someone's getting it gotten into my attic

Starting point is 00:49:38 Oh, dude, I went into my attic dude Yeah, I went into my attic not long ago and was like who's up here like because first of all the way They have an attic set up It's the scariest thing ever dude because first of all you have to find a square on the ceiling of your regular home Right and it has a string hanging out of it So obviously your attic is go it's that time of the month in your attic right always one here bad thing about my attitude The door to get into it is in my room my childhood bedroom. So it's right there yeah, that's the way to get to the attic and on top of that we growing up We used to be a big Halloween family, so you would go all out for Halloween. Yeah, there's like a fucking old witch up there

Starting point is 00:50:13 We still have this witch like a full-sized witch. She's green. She's got a huge snoz So every time I walk up there, she's just staring at oh, they're all it's all up there all my Jerseys that I had when I was a kid, my, which, it's a scary place. Well, it's a very scary setup, because first of all, you have to find that place, and if it's in your childhood room, and that means just like, there's this open portal to like scary pieces of the holidays that we keep in our attic, right?

Starting point is 00:50:38 Exactly. So first of all, you have to find that cable thing, you pull on it, right? Or sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet, this little hook, you have to find that. It's an pull on it, right? Or sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet, this little hook, you have to find that. It's an insane thing. And they built the whole contraption.

Starting point is 00:50:51 It's literally like the earliest Pilates thing that they ever made. It's from like the 1700s. You can hear the polio leg. It's just like one big polio leg kind of folds out of there. It's the same things that they used to use to make like forest gumps like leg. Like braces. Yeah, just like braces.

Starting point is 00:51:09 It's the same part of that makes a ladder that comes down. My, uh, and you have to climb up there and then you get up there all the holidays. Like there's a snowman that's looking at you, right? There are, um, there's a vibe. Yeah. Like there's Halloween. It's just all the holidays are sitting right there waiting for you.

Starting point is 00:51:28 That is an interesting thought that all the holidays are right there. And it's scary. And I have a turkey and they all live up there when you're not, and it's like they all stopped and there's just like, and I'm like, who's up here? And you just hear, Bells will be ringing. That sounds kinda nice.

Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah, yeah, I'm like, okay, just making sure everybody's getting along up here. It's almost your time And they've done that's big that they're up three months in a row Halloween Thanksgiving Christmas ping-pong boom so there's nine months of Nothing nine months of sleep. No, but then you have the Easter rabbit. He's like I'm hot niggas They're all just up there having a good time They're on the floor. It's long. It's a big thing. That's a fun idea to think about. All the holidays hanging out. Oh, they're all just hanging out up there

Starting point is 00:52:08 in your attic, dude. And then there's Black History Month, they're like, what's up, motherfuckers? Santa, where them hoes at? You're like, okay, this is getting a little turnt, but hey, have a good time, guys. As long as it's getting turnt, as long as they're having fun. Their body, their choice, they're popping off.

Starting point is 00:52:26 That's it. When it comes to like yeah, Santa, Frankenstein, whoever, your body, your choice. Totally. And dude, I'm telling you, I have a witch up there. It's a legitimate green witch. It's a life-size witch. Of course. It's horrifying. I haven't been up there. My heart's almost beating a little bit

Starting point is 00:52:42 thinking about the attic. The attic's a scary thing. The attic is so scary. I had to go up the other day in my house and I was like, how do I even, where is the attic? And first you're like, oh shit, that's where it is. Cause every now and then I'll hear something up there and I'm like, and for the first two months, I didn't even care. I'm like, if the guy's up there,

Starting point is 00:52:56 or he's coming in and out, he's obviously passive. I've been hearing it for two months. He's not trying to attack or whatever, unless he's up there plotting, but he would be louder. You know, he'd have a chalkboard going. I would hear something, you know, I'd hear like, you know, him watching John Gruden YouTubes or something. I would hear some strategy though, you know?

Starting point is 00:53:13 Spider to a banana just in the back of your ear. But yeah, it's an interesting thing, man. I don't know how I feel about all the supernatural stuff. I hope ghosts aren't real, but then I hope they are. Because if they are, that means God's real. Dude, it's so bright outside. Have you been outside? It's impossibly bright.

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Starting point is 00:55:56 Well, also, when you, I think there's two ways to, or like, I don't know if there's two ways to look at it, I just like saying that once in a while, but I think believing in God is a very, it's extraterrestrial in a certain way, right? Believing in like that we've come from something, right? Like not that God's alien, but that you're believing in something supernatural. So to believe that supernatural powers could only go in the scope of what you want them. You know what I'm saying, like sometimes we like to think

Starting point is 00:56:27 of things only as we want to think of them. But I think if you're gonna believe in supernatural, then a lot of things would be possible. Yeah, I think it kind of goes hand in hand. Because that's just one thing I always say. I don't know anything about how the universe was created, but even the Big Bang Theory, wasn't that few particles or chemicals coming together and exploding?

Starting point is 00:56:44 Like how did those chemicals get there? How did those particles get there in the first place? It was the first meth lab really. Yeah, yeah. How did those first things come together though? It's a crazy thought to think about. Yeah. Like when did it start? No one will know. It's crazy. It's definitely interesting and then they allow us to show up and mill around us, loiter through life, just like traveling by, having some bruschetta, you know what I'm saying? Watching the genocide and then, you know, trying to find a nice, just, and then the like commercials during the genocide, it's like nothing goes with this mass slaughter, like a pinot noir, you know?

Starting point is 00:57:21 You're like, God, what has happened to us? Um, very sad times in a lot of ways, but, but yeah, man, but you still have to live your life, right? And it's interesting. But then you're like, is Satan just amongst us? Like we treat each other human beings. We're all, instead of just being like, Hey, look how crazy it is. We're all living together on this magical Christmas ornament of the Lord. They got hung in outer space. We're here shooting each other.

Starting point is 00:57:52 Like, imagine if you saw Christmas tree and you see a beautiful ornament, it's the most beautiful moment there is. And you go and you look really close, right? Like you zoom in, like you do. And like a Google maps for a Christmas one with the most beautiful one that exists. It's like a diamond in the sky. And you look at it and you're like, holy shit, they are gunning each other down

Starting point is 00:58:11 on this fucking thing. Stop that. Yeah. You're like, why? It's supposed to be an ornament. It's supposed to be, there's no bad things that happen in snow globes. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:20 And this is it. This is the best snow globe. And it's the best, I feel like we can do better in this snow globe Man, I really believe that Let's talk about uh, I do want it one thing. It really struck me over the weekend, man Besides your kindness and sincerity at everyone Was the hash brown you mentioned at the win, buddy that was something we came down for breakfast Saturday morning

Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, and we had a We came down for breakfast Saturday morning. Yeah. And we had a hash brown down there at a restaurant. It was called Tablo, I think. It is? It was in the restaurant, Tablo. See if you can bring up a photo of the hash brown they had there. It was like a little baby hash brown, too.

Starting point is 00:58:57 It wasn't big at all, but it was thick. And I got a, I've been doing this a lot when I'm traveling. I've just been waking up, going to like a diner, hotel, bar, and just getting two eggs, sunny side up, toast, bacon, easy, boom. This came with a hash brown, and that was a damn good hash brown. It was this big.

Starting point is 00:59:11 It wasn't even large, but it was so creamy. It was perfect. It was fantastic. That's one of my favorite things, is a nice just breakfast hash brown as well. Yeah, the inside tasted like it had kind of almost been cooked in a sauna in a way. It was very perfect.

Starting point is 00:59:24 It had a light What was the spice? Now you bring it up. Let's get that. Let's see that Yeah, I don't even know if it's like by it. I think it's on the menu by itself It may just be coming with the menu. Let's go down. Yeah, cuz I just got the It was three eggs any kind. I think it was Tabloom breakfast is what I got. They don't even give it. Yeah. Okay. That's what it is tab blue potato Oh the tab blue potato that must be what they call it. They don't even call it a hash brown because it's too classy to be a hash brown It's just a tablo potato and boy was that a hash brown. It was a hash brown. There they are Is that it? Yeah

Starting point is 00:59:59 It was I couldn't it was definitely man and it had a I don't know if it had a rosemary, a slight chive, just like a chive had wandered through and just left a few footprints, nothing heavy. Yeah, I mean that thing was classy. I liked that place to stay at. It was, I think clearly I could say the best hotel in Vegas. You think so? The win and the encore are both awesome.

Starting point is 01:00:20 I love both, I mean, I'm not, it's not that I really need much to like a hotel. Like I like the Resorts World there, Resorts World is great, Res really need much to like a hotel Yeah, I got like the resorts world there resorts world is great resorts world like its own little city They got everything in there. They got great restaurants casino bar concert venue, but um I've been coming around on Vegas kind of I think it's okay. I used to hate it now. I'm coming around on it Yeah Oh, I mean, I think it's you know If you can if if the right things happen and it's if you can use it to for good, you know if you can if if the right things happen, and it's if you can use it to for good

Starting point is 01:00:46 You know I think it's perfect biggest mistake people think about Vegas is they think it's like here Where you could just go on Broadway, and there's a hundred bars And you could just walk into one and say I don't like this one. I'm gonna walk to the next one Vegas It's so spread out the hotels are you think the strip you think everything is next to each other It's so goddamn spread out. They meet my buddies at a bachelor party there two years ago, and I was the best man, so I had to run it. You know when they say like, Nashville ain't ready, Vegas ain't ready? Vegas could not have been any more prepared. They knew what they were doing.

Starting point is 01:01:12 They kicked our ass. It was, it was, it's tough. It's tough to do this whole plan, especially when you're roaming around with 15 guys. That's impossible. Yeah, thank you to Alex and Drew, they let me bring, and the Chainsmokers, let me bring 15 Italian men to one of their shows, and that was the highlight

Starting point is 01:01:28 of the weekend, but you can't bring 15 guys anywhere. I haven't, I don't see that kind of troop support since World War II. I know, it was, and the Italians were on the losing side of that too, it was a bad loss, it was a bad weekend, but that was the highlight of the weekend, they did let us bring 15 dudes. Very kind, that's kindred activity right there

Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah, I mean that's one of the worst ass you could possibly ask somebody hey Do you mind if me who were not even that close come and bring 15 guys? 15 dude, that's zero boobs 15 pieces oh man, that's like a fuck. It's not even like we said Oh, it's a 15 of us were bigger than like five chicks with us. It's just 15 guys. Yeah Oh, it's like a fucking... It's not even like we said, oh, it's a 15 of us, we're bringing like five chicks with us, it's just 15 guys. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just a Dago invasion or whatever they call it. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:02:10 We stormed the beaches. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, like just like storming the beaches of a fucking buccadabepa, you know? That's what it is, dude. That's the Dago invasion. Can you say Dago or not, it's bad. I mean, we can bleep it out.

Starting point is 01:02:24 No, say Daigo. I'm not going to say it. I'm 75% Italian. I'm giving you Daigo. You are? Yeah. You get Daigo, Wapagini. What's that one?

Starting point is 01:02:32 Wap it like it's hot. Have you seen that video? No. Is that an Italian video? It's somebody that's an Italian person actually burned their hands on a castle and then just dropped. No. Oh, Guido's a huge one.

Starting point is 01:02:42 That's the classic. Oh yeah. Guido's all right. Guido's not even real. Guido's whatever. But like, Jersey Shore 2009, that was when Guido came in. But Guido, Wapdago, Guinea, you have it. I'm giving you the D word. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:02:54 Dude, I was at a show the other night, some black guy gave me an N word card. Oh really? Yeah, it had my name on it and everything. He filled it out for me, it was cool, but I'm like, dude, where do you want me to use this? I mean, you have maybe out of Buc-ee's or something, but like, I don't think you can just use this anywhere.

Starting point is 01:03:10 So I don't know, I saved it, I'm gonna show it to somebody and see what they think, but I'm not just gonna make any choices, I'm gonna talk to my neighbors about it. Love that, yeah, that's something, I think you gotta, like, you know when you get a new apartment or something and they call for references, you gotta get at least five references. Yeah, definitely, dude. You can't be one guy. No one guy no, I'm gonna forget Drew ski to sign the back

Starting point is 01:03:33 Dude I do want to talk about this I was thinking about was The perfect peanut butter and jelly whoo I was thinking about that I will say I don't have too much experience in the peanut butter and jelly. I was thinking about that. I will say I don't have too much experience in the peanut butter and jelly game. I do love Uncrustables. Not really. You like Uncrustable? Honestly, this may sound crazy. I do consider peanut butter and jelly is sweet. I'm more of a savory guy really. Like I was saying, I've just been getting into the gems. I was never really the biggest peanut butter and jelly guy. Like going, like maybe brought it to lunch at school a few times. My big lunch growing up was like ham and cheese.

Starting point is 01:04:09 I've actually been dying for a good, just classic ham and cheese sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Ham and cheese, a little mustard. Ooh, yeah. Or roast beef. I used to do roast beef a lot, but then by like Wednesday it was gray. So you'd get roast beef for the week, Monday, fantastic.

Starting point is 01:04:21 And then it just dwindles as the day goes by. Roast beef gives up fast, you know? I love roast beef though. It's one of my favorite things. Me and my dad sometimes would just go to our local deli and get like a pound of roast beef and bread and just make our own sandwiches and a bowl of fresh mozzarella.

Starting point is 01:04:33 Fantastic. Fresh mozzarella, salt, pepper, mayo, boom. Maybe some hot peppers if I'm feeling spicy. God, dude, yeah. I think I just, I wanna be, I wanna like, sometimes I just gotta get more engaged with my life It's like, you know, I eat only two things every day. Mostly you were telling us down the other day. What was it again? I eat a smoothie. That's pretty good. And then I also do a

Starting point is 01:04:56 Quesadilla almond flour quesadillas there's these almond flour quesadillas that I really like it's just like simple ingredients nothing and Then cheese on there. It's that fake cheese like the Mexican shredded cheese or something,. And then cheese on there, it's that fake cheese, like the Mexican shredded cheese or something. And it's like plywood or something, it's not even real cheese or whatever. I mean, a lot of Mexican people will even use it as a construction, as like some sort of a base

Starting point is 01:05:17 in a construction. Yeah, it does build the block. Yeah, it's definitely like, it's a polymer or whatever it's called. Anyway, I'll put that, then I'll have some ground beef I cooked up and then another layer of cheese a little bit of sea salt another Almond quesadilla thing nice. I hope that becomes with a McConaughey sandwich Remember that clip that went crazy a few months ago McConaughey was on two bears

Starting point is 01:05:36 I think talking about how he makes a tuna salad, and it just went crazy everyone was everyone was making them a can of a tuna salad Yeah, I haven't yeah, I just want to up my game and get some better recipes. Maybe I'll get a wife that likes to cook or a girlfriend that really likes to cook and can take me down some different roads like that. Like a motherly type of girlfriend that's, just like who likes to cook and watch,

Starting point is 01:05:59 and our whole family can eat together or whatever. But, oh, peanut butter and jelly, this is what my grandmother used to do this. And she didn't like me, but I do remember she made this for me a couple times. I think she made that. She would take a piece of bread, and I like wheat bread if I ever have to have

Starting point is 01:06:16 peanut butter and jelly, because white bread just got something to happen to it, the basic white bread, bunny bread or whatever, it just like, it's better when you're younger I think. I've never done the wheat on peanut butter and jelly. I feel like if you're going for PB&J, you should just go for the white, because wheat's supposed to be healthier for you, right?

Starting point is 01:06:33 It's just brown white bread. I remember some of the healthy kids in school used to have the wheat bread and I was like, these fucking... Well my mom was crazy like that. My mom would like never talk to us, but then make us eat, like, you know, she would be like, oh we're having like lamb,

Starting point is 01:06:44 and like my mom was very bizarre. Really? She'd be like, yeah, she would have no communication with us, but then make us eat. Like, you know, she would be like, oh, we're having like lamb, and like my mom was very bizarre. She'd be like, yeah, she would have no communication with us, but then be like, but tonight, and we were completely forward, she'd be like, but tonight we're gonna have foie gras. And we'd all have, she'd be like,

Starting point is 01:06:55 emotional connection, right? But it was always like, French onion soup, right? So it was just every time, we're like, ah. And it was like once a month she would do that. She'd come home from work like once a month and we'd have a babysitter who was either deceased or like, couldn't even, we had this one lady that couldn't even talk well. I think she'd been in like a, I don't know if she had a stroke right when we met her or whatever. She stayed with us for two weeks and I think she had a

Starting point is 01:07:15 stroke like the day she got to us and for two weeks we had no clue. It was just like playing charades with this like sweet older black lady. We're like, okay Do you know how old you were for that? I have no idea. I was probably fucking eight or whatever Anyway, but my mom yeah, that's how she was she would like not talk to us But then she would like get us together and she'd be like and we'd have all these issues or like desperate need for affection She like but tonight Split pea soup with ham and we'd be nice So using the food to buy.

Starting point is 01:07:47 My parents have done that too. It was so exciting, dude. Oh, for sure. I'm sure, I'm surprised that shirt doesn't have some spare gorgonzola in the pocket, you know? Yeah, my parents used to fucking supersize me. They would give me the supersized McDonald's when I was a kid.

Starting point is 01:08:01 Did they? Yeah. That's crazy. I know, it's bad. I don't want to make them sound like bad parents because they're great. Oh, they're beautiful people. But when I was a child, I was having to supersize McDonald's.

Starting point is 01:08:11 Bad. You were the fucking first Rizzler then. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I saw him, he had two Jimmy John's, he's like, I don't even think I'm gonna eat one of these. I was like, all right, I didn't do it ever. You can afford it.

Starting point is 01:08:23 You can afford it. You can live by you one, but still. But my grandmother would make, she would put butter on one piece, jelly on top of that, and then peanut butter on the other piece. So one piece had butter, just spread butter base and then jelly,

Starting point is 01:08:39 and that was for some reason so good. Beautiful, it's already good, and then you add in some butter, and butter's welcome at any party. Yeah, and it was like normal, real salted butter, like regular ass butter. Oh, that sounds so good. Not like that stuff that's like,

Starting point is 01:08:51 I can't believe it's not. Yeah, the margarine. Yeah. Because even, that's what I've been saying, when I've been having the jam at these restaurants, I've been doing butter down first and then the jelly, and it's good. I wish butter was zero calories.

Starting point is 01:09:04 That would make my life a lot easier Butter I always say if I could do a zero calorie food It would be rice if I could do make rice zero calories. I would be pretty hot Is it high calories rice is that high calories like it's supposed to be good for you But I could just it's not like it's horrible for you But I could like eat chicken and rice every meal if I could I love chicken and rice Yeah, and then if it's just grilled chicken and the rice I think I think people consider rice remotely healthy though because Everyone's all these skinny people in the city are eating grain bowls and stuff. That's a good point

Starting point is 01:09:32 It says right here while a cup of cooked long grain white rice is around 205 calories a cup of cooked white rice typically contains around 250 242 Calories. Yeah brown rice doesn't really have that much difference. People think it's so much healthier. That's a little life hack I do with Chipotle. I ask them for both rices and then you get like double the amount of rice. And they do that? Yeah. Wow. That's one thing I popped in my brain one day. That's real good. I love Basmati rice too. They just said that. There's this place in New York. Hello guys. You ever had that? It's actually nationwide now. I bet there's one here. Boss, I'm gonna be up there next week. Yeah, what are you doing in New York? We got some podcasts up there next week.

Starting point is 01:10:08 Cool, what day is it? Hey, I'll be around. You will? Hey, if you wanna get dinner in a nice Italian restaurant one night, we should. Dude, I'd love it, Monday or Tuesday. Yeah, I literally, wait, this Tuesday, this Monday and Tuesday?

Starting point is 01:10:17 Yeah, she can be gone. We have a Sunday in Charlotte. We're leaving on Monday, that makes me sad. I literally just, actually Caleb just came and stayed with me and my family for two days in my childhood home and I brought him to my favorite restaurant and he loved it. And it's called Halal Guys?

Starting point is 01:10:32 It's called Luigi's. Luigi's. Yeah, yeah. And it's in Long Island? So it's in New Hyde Park. It's right on the border of Queens and Long Island. So it's not too far from the city. It's probably like an hour, 45 minutes from the city.

Starting point is 01:10:41 But it's right on the border of Queens and Long Island. Yeah, I bought Caleb. Bought like nine of my friends my parents and Caleb we went a few months a few weeks ago it's great oh we owe them a visit then I'd love to go there sometime dude I went to this place the other day after one of the UFC fights and I'm kind of name or after the UFC fights Joe Rogan invited me to go to Dana right so I'm like oh yeah you know so I got to go and I'm definitely name-dropping but it was just exciting and John Anik and DC Daniel Cormier were there No way. I saw a broken post a picture of it. Actually. Yeah, there's a place called guy Thanos. It was like in Henderson

Starting point is 01:11:12 Henderson, I love the name of places not a tiny place is not in New York They just named my guy Thanos or peasants or New York Pizza and Dean Thomas And the guy Nick I think was the owner of it. Dude, they gave me a ravioli. Yeah. It was just like a fucking... It was like a shingle from the gods, brother. Like a shingle fell off a roof of a home,

Starting point is 01:11:41 of one of the gods, a summer home, and just traveled through a cloud of sauce and landed right in my jaw, brother. Good God. The way you're talking, dude, you're very good, actually, at talking about food. Really? Yeah, like the way you were explaining that hash brown,

Starting point is 01:11:53 that potato the other day at breakfast, I remember saying, telling you at breakfast, you're good at explaining food. Really? Yeah. Thanks, man. You're very good at explaining food. Ravioli, which is a nice little piece of cloud heaven.

Starting point is 01:12:02 I like a good lobster ravioli. That gets me going. I don't even know what was in this. They could have been anything. They could have had ground up pieces of my sister in there. I still would have loved it. It was just so good. It was so fucking good. It was so good I couldn't even talk right after. I couldn't even tell the guy how good it was. I just suddenly like I just you know I was like my babysitter when I was young you know just at the bottom of the stairs just yelling loud single syllables because blood wasn't going to my brain. Oh man. Oh it's very stroke victim rabbi old. Did they just bring out stuff?

Starting point is 01:12:36 They brought out a few things. Well Rogan had been there over the years and he loved this place right so he's like I want to take you to this place because and that's the Italian in Joe. Like I always, I do realize that like anytime I'm having dinner with him, he's always the one like, no, try that. Like that shit never leaves a real Italian dude. No, that's my favorite. I love forcing people to eat food that they enjoy. It's a nice thing.

Starting point is 01:12:57 It's fun to see people react in such a way. I love bringing them to places that they normally don't have. I love doing it. And yeah, Robin is Italian have. I love doing it. And yeah, Robin is Italian Jersey, I believe. Yeah. Actually Boston, maybe Boston, I think.

Starting point is 01:13:11 I don't know. Yeah, I think he grew up in Boston. Yeah, I know he did comedy in Boston. I'm pretty sure he grew up in Boston. But yeah, just fun. I'm sure his reaction was great, so you having that lovely pillow of ravioli. But there'd be times if I'd be in the North,

Starting point is 01:13:22 I'd be almost like skating, didn't know, because it's like, those guys are like the ufc combat I mean they're like the dream team probably like the greatest guys since like brent musburger and uh You know whoever else that guy uh that uh, jim valvand whoever like some of or dickensberg Whoever some of those guys are i don't know jim valvano was a basketball coach stud though from from the neighborhood I'm from queens really yeah corona queens. He's from corona queens, but uh, who the neighborhood I'm from in Queens. Really? Yeah, Corona Queens, he's from Corona Queens. But who the great, great, great, Jimmy V, legend. Yeah, he was.

Starting point is 01:13:49 But I'm trying to think of other great announcers, Vern Lundquist people love. I love Sam Rose and he used to do the New York Rangers. He just retired this year, he's a legend. Yeah. He's fantastic. What was his other classics? I love the dude who does the horse racing.

Starting point is 01:14:02 I can't think of his name, Larry Colmas, he's a stud. He's a stud. That'd be my favorite sports call of all time, was American Pharoah, one of the Triple Crown. Really? Yeah, and not even the biggest horse racing person, it was just very cool to see. Let's hear it, can we hear that?

Starting point is 01:14:12 Yeah, I think he sounds like, American Pharoah is finally the one! And he does it, he does it perfectly. He's from another country? I think he's from America, I would guess. Oh God, yeah, I hope he's all right. He's awesome, he's great. A 37 year wait is over.

Starting point is 01:14:25 American Thorough is finally the one. Yeah. American Thorough has won the Triple Crown. Me and a bunch of my buddies were there. We were like 19 years old. At that. Cause that were 10 minutes from Belmont Park. So we all went, I have a video of it like on my phone,

Starting point is 01:14:42 like a phone video of it that I still have. It's sick. But yeah, that was a cool experience to be at, to see the first Triple Crown in 37 years. Oh yeah. Oh, that's pretty incredible, huh? You had to witness something that's just so rare like that. Yeah, it's funny too because two years later,

Starting point is 01:14:58 me and my friends also went, and there was another horse justified. We left before the race even happened, and he did win the Triple Crown. So we left before the next one, because we already saw Margaret Farrow.. And he did win the Triple Crown. So we left before the next one, because we already saw Margaret Farrow. Once you see that, you're good.

Starting point is 01:15:08 And those days, there's so many freaking people. It's packed. And we- At those Belmont things? Yeah. There's so many people, it was so hot. So we were like, we got it. Even to beat the traffic we got here,

Starting point is 01:15:17 it's just so packed, such a packed event. There's like 100,000 people at the park. And it's like, it's just like a lot of women that like, it's like the new garden hats or whatever. But now women will come in there with like the full, like an actual quarter hectic or on their head or whatever. Like a UFO on their head or something. Yeah, some broad over here,

Starting point is 01:15:36 growing grapes off the back of her ball cap or whatever. You're like, this shit is insane. It just gets a little too intense. Or the one- Look at those. Yeah, the lady, the hat's so big, you can't even get near You're like who the who is that? It's your eyes. Yeah But so bizarre tracks fun if you've picked a good day like I like Saratoga ever been to Saratoga Saratoga is awesome

Starting point is 01:15:54 That's a real fun place upstate New York. I think we have a show in Rochester something. Oh really? That's like I think we're probably four hours next to that Rochester's like up by Buffalo. Oh, yeah I've had some good times in Rochester. I almost got hit by a vehicle out there. Walking home, yeah. That's where the Gronkowskis are from. Rochester birthed the Gronks, pretty sure of it. What a beast he is.

Starting point is 01:16:16 Oh yeah, I just saw Rob the other day, man. Yeah, it was so cool. Interesting. I've only been with him the one time we had him on the show recently, and that may have been up there for one Of my favorite videos you ever shot. That's what Caleb says all the time. Awesome. What is our Caleb like as a boss? What is Caleb press? It's funny. It is funny as cuz like you like he's one of my best friends like literally in the world So it's kind of odd that he's my boss now

Starting point is 01:16:39 Sometimes I get mad at me every now and then like actually the other day We we landed in LA me and Kelsey landed and we were both like, you know what, let's go to Nobu Malibu for lunch. Let's take a little ride up the Pacific Coast Highway. And we went to Nobu Malibu and we were like, how quickly do you think Kayla was gonna see this on our story and say, oh, spending that money, huh? Like spending that company money.

Starting point is 01:17:00 And then posted it and we were like, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna pay for this ourselves. So when he says something, we have this in our back pocket. And I wake up to a DM from him the next day, he's like, he's like, oh, can't wait to look at this bill. And I was like, hey bitch, paid for it myself. But we knew it was coming.

Starting point is 01:17:16 So it's sometimes like that. That's the one thing sometimes, in the six months, he's been my boss. He's very good at like giving a disappointed like oh I knew you were gonna do this. Yeah. Oh yeah dude I've certainly been like that I think. I mean you have to because yeah you totally have to. There's no reason we should be spending 120 bucks per person on lunch. There's not a reason. So we paid for it ourselves but we would say something wish you should but it's the

Starting point is 01:17:43 way that he's very good at sounding disappointed in me. And I hate when he's disappointed in me. Yeah, but also dinner lunching, it goes back to that issue, we were talking about that earlier, when people are dinner lunching, it's like, what are you doing? Like, you know, and it's a blessing, I feel like, to be able to dinner lunch, like to have dinner at lunch.

Starting point is 01:18:02 Yes, of course, because like Nobu Malibu, that's a dinner meal, that's not a lunch meal lunch should be a bowl a bowl from Chipotle But uh, yeah, and we did and he immediately he immediately got on us not immediately but that next night Yeah, what's his job if he's the yeah, if he's fucking has to look at the books He's like if yeah, we're not paying a foreign all lunch for the record great boss big fan of your work. Okay, oh, yeah I owe that man my life, I always say that. Oh, well yeah, dude. You always, he's the best, man.

Starting point is 01:18:29 He really is the best. He's one of the most entertaining guys there is, right there, disappointed. He's, yeah, he really is one of the best people in the world, though. Another good man lost to drugs, BizzleBud on his thing, man. I think that was when Antonio Brown

Starting point is 01:18:43 named the cracker of the year. He was very jacked up on that. Oh, I love that. Yeah. I love that. That's a great time. I get that guy hyped up, but he's the best. I mean, him, seeing him, even just in person, the way he just talks normally, he's just so fucking funny. Oh, so entertaining. He's so unbelievable. Like when I brought him to my house, he just kept telling me that. He just kept telling me I was unconsensually Italian-ing him.

Starting point is 01:19:08 He just, he thinks of the most creative ways to communicate, right? It's like, he almost makes everything in like this fun puzzle kind of, I think it's pretty fascinating. I mean, both of you do. Like when I was sitting at breakfast the other day with you two, I'm like, what am I doing at this table with these two people? They're too funny. He is exceptional. And he, that's sweet of you to say, man, he is exceptional to be around. Every time I get around him, I'm like, fuck, I wish I could do whatever he does. And truly, I would probably say, one of my favorite people to just hang with. He's such a great hang.

Starting point is 01:19:29 He's the best. And I think that is, I always tell my mom this, I tell my friends this, I think the best compliment one could get is, oh, that guy's a good hang. And Caleb's great. One of the best hangs. He's the man. Big fan of his work.

Starting point is 01:19:42 And I also think he's one of the funniest people in the world, so. He's not my funny man much more.'re gonna you guys are you guys are tandem well look you've always asked this You've eaten a lot of ice creams over the years is that true. I've actually I have been whipped creaming recently I don't know if I should say this To the masses but in an order to hopefully stay in shape. I've been doing whipped cream recently in the bowl Yeah, I've been putting whipped cream in on On Sunday Conversation, more whipped cream than ice cream? Recently I've been doing some whipped cream, yeah. Because it's just, two tablespoons of whipped cream

Starting point is 01:20:12 is 15 calories, and if I'm doing ice cream, I'm probably banging out like two pints. And that's like 1200 calories and so much fat. It's horrible. Yeah, sure, like if I'm doing a big bowl and it's like two pints of like, yeah, Ben and Jerry's, it's a lot of food. That's a crazy amount of sugar, sure. Like I'm doing a big bowl, and it's like two pints of like Ben and Jerry's. It's a lot of food. That's a crazy amount of sugar too.

Starting point is 01:20:29 And if it's in front of me, I'm gonna eat it. So I need to put whipped cream in the bowl. Because if I'm sitting there for 45 minutes, I'm gonna eat it. So I've been trying to do whipped cream. And hopefully it has not ruined the product of the show. I don't think it has. I don't think so.

Starting point is 01:20:41 I think that makes sense. It's like, dude, you can't just be ODing over there. You can't have so much sugar that your eyes won't open far. I know and I actually I've learned eating ice cream It's weird. It's so much food, but doesn't fill you up Like I'll be hungry right after we're done too And so it's basically just an extra 1200 calories in the day for like time if I go to dinner after I'll just eat dinner It's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Well sugar doesn't really fill you up a lot of times. I feel like especially Do you know what I had the other day and we actually did do a commercial for them. I think at one point it was these Masa chips m a s a did you get some of those?

Starting point is 01:21:16 Trevin I Liked them too, man. They're not cooked with seed oils. It's kind of like just like more of like a tangible chip. Yeah with seed oils, it's kind of like just like more of like a tangible chip. Yeah. Seed oil free to tortilla chips. And at first I was like, oh, you know, these are kind of like a hearty chip. But then I had a couple of like, oh, it kind of fills you up. It just doesn't feel like this addictive thing. We just eating like 2000 chips. Yeah. You know, sometimes you open a bag of chips and it's just like every chip and it just has just enough nicotine on it or whatever to get you to the next Some stuff just gets you do like a like a French onion dip if I have one dip of French onion dip

Starting point is 01:21:51 I'm I'll sit there and eat it really fucking I love French. I would never go near a French onion dip Always scare me didn't understand it. I'm like a Super Bowl party like now I don't even let myself have one because if I have one I'm in for a hundred it's French onion dip gets me big time there's some things I still get perverted over food-wise. And ooh, I don't think we've ever had this packaged French onion dip. Yeah, I don't, yeah, anything, like those like cheese dips, all that kind of stuff for like at parties,

Starting point is 01:22:16 those middle things in the middle. The finger foods. Yeah, that stuff always kind of creeped me out. But the sandwiches that had the perfect amount of little mayonnaise a little triangular Those ham on the white bread. God is bitches for good. This may be just a food podcast now We're just talking food all day, and I love it. It's fine. It's the best well It's never well they had those kids the foodie boy all the MD foodie boys. They were legendary I just I'm happy they're popping off enjoying their food

Starting point is 01:22:40 You know yeah, and it's fun to be that age and it's have something unique like that happen in your life for everybody Like you know maybe they're not athletes, and maybe this is their at this is their sport Yeah, that's cool to on the bomb left there. It says they're worth Baltimore Ravens I know they're MD foodie boys that must be cool doing stuff with that the Raven facility good for them sure Oh, yeah, chubb perm delivering of speech. Oh, it's perm. That's what that comment says chubb perm I think yeah, I don't know their names. That's cool like getting to go to the Raven facility and everything if you're a Baltimore person. Oh, yeah Oh, that's gotta be fun, dude. Yeah, go to the yeah get to go to Raven's facility Just any anything to get you in out of the fentanyl streets There's their mascot she was like the fentanyl fentanyl bird or whatever he's just fucking

Starting point is 01:23:23 Doing the fucking Finney. Oh man. What's just fuckin' doing the fuckin' Finny. Oh man, what's one thing that you, like when you did it, a cool experience you've had that you said, wow, a child, the child version of me would absolutely go crazy for this right now? Oh man, I think, oh I got to do the seventh inning stretch at the Cubs game. Oh really, that's awesome, that's cool.

Starting point is 01:23:42 That was pretty crazy. Because it happened so fast and it was supposed to be a nice day and then cold weather came in and it was raining and stuff. So it was kind of like a, you know, and then I was nervous and we'd had a late show the night before and then we just got into town. And then the game got postponed by like two hours. Just a lot of like little things. Just keep pushing it back. Yeah, but then they're like, yeah, they kept pushing it back. And that was the time I was going to be able to go get a napkin or try and get to a gym or something to kind of get ready for the show that night. But, uh, yeah, that was it.

Starting point is 01:24:11 That's cool. I would have been absolutely terrified doing this. Like, I don't know. I don't even know how you do. Do you, like, do you get nervous or something like that? Cause you're a performer, obviously. So you still get some, you still freak you out? Yes.

Starting point is 01:24:21 The two hour delay would have killed me then. I would have been terrified. It was terrifying. So I'm like, well, what do I do right now? Then I was like, well, I'll just go home and take a nap now. And then we got back, barely made it up the stairs to get in there and sing it. Um, you realize, first of all, right when you're about to do this, oh, it's not a song. It's kind of just like a poem. Oh, take me out to the ball game. Yeah. Take me out to the ball. Yeah, they're going. Oh, one, a two,

Starting point is 01:24:46 a three. Take me out to the ball. Oh, this is you singing. I didn't realize it was you. Are you trying to do like a Harry Carrey impersonation? You can't sing it. It's not a song, is it? You sing there.

Starting point is 01:25:04 If I never get back to you. You it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it?

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Starting point is 01:25:20 You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? You can't sing it, it's not a song is it? Welcome to play this which is layers The whole the whole crowd just does this unbelievable Yeah, let's start this This is the Italian song of the bad game every bad game after the seventh inning strategy Does it and then they do it and then they do a Billy Joel and do a Billy Joel sing along in the eighth inning

Starting point is 01:25:41 I swear to God And you can't see it's just like it's a like, yeah, it's a little like the Italian emoji. Yeah, it's like the Italian hand emoji. Like, yeah, that's a thing everybody does. Every game this happens and then Billy Joel plays in the eighth inning. That's hilarious. It's unbelievable.

Starting point is 01:25:57 So I guess I should have done it better at the Cubs thing. I want to try to just do how I carry impression. I feel like that's all it would have been. But then it's, but then you're like I don't know there's so many little things going through your head and you realize okay it's on and now these people can hear me and you're like because you can't be like take me out to the ball game you know I'm saying it's not a song. It's a slow song you have to like almost speak in slow motion like take me out to the

Starting point is 01:26:22 you can't just kind of take me out to the ball game. You gotta say take, it's weird. Let me buy you a drink. Teapaint should do that. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? If somebody did Teapaint like that, you're like, what are you, you know, it looks like a poem.

Starting point is 01:26:36 Teapaint should read the Take Me Out To The Ball Game. He's a stud. We in the bed like, oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, it's just, so it was just like a lot of learning on the fly and then you're just grateful to be there and you don't want to mess up, like, you don't want to do something that's like, disrespect the culture, you know.

Starting point is 01:26:55 Definitely, and that's a big culture. Cubs baseball in Chicago. It's beautiful, that's one of the best vibes you could possibly get, a good day game, Chicago Cubs. It's fantastic, it's so awesome. I used to go, my grandfather was a big Cubs fan and he watched all the games You know and he was smoking then he had to get his toes cut off or whatever, but he We knew all the players dude, so you can tell yourself a Cubs fan I think I was a Cubs fan for most of my life probably I think at heart

Starting point is 01:27:20 I'll always be you know I want to see the dove fly dude I want to see you know I hope they dig up Sean Dunstan and frickin', you know, find out who killed him or whatever, you know, if he's dead. I don't know if he is. Is that just an old player? I don't know who Sean Dunstan is. Oh yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, it's just a rumor. But, yeah, no, I love, yeah, growing up with the Cubs, that's all I knew, because it was like Midwest, we would just collect them and the Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis Cardinals. I didn't even know other teams existed, really, you know?

Starting point is 01:27:44 Interesting. Yeah, that's so cool, interesting thing about, too, like baseball. I didn't even know other teams existed, really. Interesting. Yeah, that's so cool, interesting thing about too, like baseball. I always see people in Nashville, everyone's always wearing Brave stuff, because I guess the Braves are just like the team of the South, which I never really realized. I wish they would get a WNBA team here.

Starting point is 01:27:55 I think I would get out and- They announced an expansion today. Not to Nashville. To Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia. Ooh. But literally today they announced that. I mean, I'm just saying they should bring one to Nashville. I think this is the spot to do it. Yeah. Nashville would be awesome, and Philadelphia. But literally today they announced that. Me and my friend were just saying they should bring one to Nashville.

Starting point is 01:28:06 I think this is the spot to do it. Yeah, Nashville would be awesome. But yeah, I saw actually today, Sophie Cunningham said, she just came out and said, I don't think anyone's gonna be excited about Detroit and Cleveland. But those are the three coming. Yeah, I'm curious to see how much they'll like that.

Starting point is 01:28:20 I don't know. I would have picked Nashville as one of the places that I would have picked. I would, if I had enough money, I would like to even invest in something like that. But then, that's also kind of crazy. I could just be too big of a Caitlin Clark

Starting point is 01:28:31 or Leah Boston fan, so maybe I'll just, maybe it'll be an Indiana Fever fan from afar. Yeah, hey, we're champs this year, baby. New York Liberty. Y'all are? Our first championship ever. When last year? Oh, last year?

Starting point is 01:28:43 Oh yeah, Stewie in the streets, dude. Stewie's Beast, Inesco. That was so sick. I used to go to Liberty games a lot. Did you? Yeah. I remember there was one time, I don't even think anyone knows this happened,

Starting point is 01:28:54 one time the Liberty in like 2008 or something played a basketball game in the Arthur Ashe Tennis Stadium and I went to it. Wow. Yeah, because my uncle used to work at the post office and he would like run the group sales for the post office so we would always get tickets, everything like for Ranger games. I'm a big Ranger hockey fan. So I love the Rangers. So that's how we would go to

Starting point is 01:29:09 our Ranger games. But then he got tickets to this. They played in a tennis in our tennis arena where they do the US Open. So I went to that. I used to go to who's I love Tina Charles. Tina Charles was awesome. She was a beast. And yeah, I used to go to Liberty Games a lot. But now they just play at at the garden now they don't play at the garden They play in the Barclays Center and I never Barclays Center is weird to get to yeah, it's in Brooklyn I've only been to the Barclays Center like five times in my life. It's fun people showed up for their parade last year Yeah, I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, I love watching. I mean, I'm just such a fever fan I've gotten to like some of the other teams, you know

Starting point is 01:29:40 I like the Valkyries or the expansion team this year. They're doing well the aces have kind of struggled So I think it's an exciting time in the league. Caitlin Clark's kind of been in and out this year though So she hasn't I think Their team is I think right at 500 right now. They have a game tonight. Yeah saw today They said though in league players voted her the ninth best guard in the league, which is crazy But um, there's some great cards in the league though, too. Yeah,, it's fun stuff. There's some great guards in the league though too. Yeah, WMA's fun. Anytime sports are on, I'm more happy. Yeah, because as a guy, first of all, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:30:09 I can't dunk, right? So I can relate to all these women, most of them. And if they can, I'm even like, get him out of here. You know what I'm saying? Like, so that kind of is a little bit much. It's fun. I've always liked that. I like college basketball.

Starting point is 01:30:21 It's fun to watch. I like the women's college basketball too. I like watching Kayla. I mean, another thing that I love about her, she's also, whether she's, even while she's playing, she's also kind of coaching. She's just on a couple different levels. She's so competitive.

Starting point is 01:30:33 And I love Aliyah Boston. She's one of my favorite players. There's so many. I mean, I could sit here and talk about the Indian Fever for a long time, which is a little bit alarming. It's so odd to think about. I wonder how Caitlin Clark truly feels. Like she's the whole league.

Starting point is 01:30:48 So I wonder how your mindset works in that frame of how you think. Like you're technically bigger than your coach, like the owner of your team, everyone. You're just the number one person in the league. How that affects your mind when you're trying to play. It's crazy. She must do it well.

Starting point is 01:31:00 I believe that she must do it well. Because otherwise it would be a catastrophe. And it doesn't seem like it is. In fact, it seems like she's taken like, she's made the correct choice at so many moments where she could have like spoken differently or fallen for a lot of traps out there. Trying to think in any other league,

Starting point is 01:31:16 if there's ever been someone that has meant so much to the league, like maybe like Wayne Gretzky in the NHL at the 80s. I don't really even know. Maybe Otani right now to the MLB, it's interesting. Yeah, who's meant so much, maybe Joey Chestnut? Yes, if we're counting Joey Chestnut, that is the answer. You know what I'm saying, they're like.

Starting point is 01:31:34 He was out last year, he didn't even do it last year, and probably no one watched, because he's trying to deal with a vegan hot dog company, so they kicked him out. Well, it was like live golf, he went and played in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, he took that vegan money. Yeah, dude, and first of all, eating pork in a Muslim country, I think doesn't even go over well. Well, it was like live golf. He went and played in Saudi Arabia. He took that vegan money. And first of all, eating pork in a Muslim country, I think, doesn't even go over well.

Starting point is 01:31:49 But he's back to... Oh, Tiger. That's speaking of live money. Tiger is obviously a big one. Oh, there you go. This year is extra special. Also, this will be a 4th of July episode, man. Have you ever been to watch him? No, never in person. I've never seen him in person. I would love to. I mean, he's a legend. He's a beast. But it's like going to that, on 4th of July, I can never imagine going to Coney Island on 4th of July. It's like an hour away from me, that just ruins the day for me.

Starting point is 01:32:10 That's like thinking about, oh, have you ever been to the Thanksgiving Day Parade? Like, it's an hour away, I'm on Long Island, I'm not gonna go ruin my Thanksgiving going to that parade. I don't know how people do it. What are you, just to see balloons? I think, and the weather is usually, the weather's not been good for that recently, I feel like,

Starting point is 01:32:23 but I think getting to go to, I mean, I guess, what do you go see Joe? I mean, I guess maybe the kids want to go see it Maybe you've been married it long enough. You're like, I will go watch this honky eat or whatever You know, like I don't know like when do you do this? But also to witness a man Does it still seem like these guys are eating I wonder and and uh, oh or does it seem like they're just Processing you know I'm saying that's what I start to look at I'm watching like are they really eating these things or dipping them in water they're hiding them in there fucking you know Yeah, I almost wish they didn't let them do the water dip like right there We're looking at it Joey's eating the bread first and then just eating the actual hot dog itself

Starting point is 01:33:01 I would like it if you had to authentically eat the hot dog. That thing, don't make it more wholesome. Just make it feel better, make it feel like it's happening the way it should be, because this does feel like it's not scientifically right. Yeah, and it doesn't make you want to go have a hot dog. I think if I see, you know, like 20 beautiful hot dogs on a platter, I see, you know, they got a frickin' Polynesian girl there, whatever, you know, thick ruby or whatever they call it. They all have these crazy see that you know they got a freaking Polynesian girl there whatever you know thick Ruby or whatever they call you they all have these crazy

Starting point is 01:33:28 names you know they're always like the beef viper or something you know oh yeah everyone has they have they all the crazy then there's a good huge guys he's back and the fat guys can't eat as good as poor Joey Chestnut it's wild yeah they oh there's always a big guy they just wheel him out there and like his nickname is like new get or whatever like oh shit here comes new get and he's like he's like the world champion of raw shrimp Yeah, so there goes the rock she had painted something different But yeah, like oh this guy ate 40 cans of pringles dude And but if he's also in a neck brace you like it that kind of seems like it's cheating just based on the shapes of everything

Starting point is 01:34:04 Oh, man, that's that's he has like a neck brace like an extended cab on like one of those African women you know you're like what's happening here like if people are removing their fucking ribs or whatever so they can like hide more food it's like what the fuck are we doing it's like that yeah it's the was a Maryland Mets a story do you ever have that you ever hear that rumor obviously that he got his room that he got his ribs taken out? That he got his ribs removed? That was a classic rumor. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:34:27 Yeah, that was all over schools, grade schools. I'm one of, he's like my white whale to come on the podcast. Really? Interesting, why? Marilyn Manson, the Pope, and a bard, one of Caleb's white whales. Fat Joe?

Starting point is 01:34:42 Drake? Caleb's? You guys haven't had him. Oh who but he's always wanted him. Oh Should I say it yep, be the Yeah, be your juices is number one. We could say it two more times and he'd show up I you know, I was your speedle juice be the juice. There is yeah, but uh, what's up? What the fuck is ah, this is be good. You should be so is. Yeah. But, uh. What's up, what the fuck is up? Ah, Beagle Deuce would be so amazing. Yeah, he's like the black Nate Diaz, I feel like. Like, he's just like, everything's got so crazy with him.

Starting point is 01:35:10 We, I think we tried to get him. It's impossible to get, you can't get to him. No. His cousin, like, oh, we put in some cash with Caleb to try to, you know, see if he'd come on and even do something together, but he didn't want to do it. Yeah, I think he said it one time, Caleb was telling me like he lives with his sister

Starting point is 01:35:27 and his sister won't let him on. So then you were trying to like, she was like trying to get her a massage, like get her out of the house and then go in and do it. Like under her nose. Imagine he wanders up to your bed, you're in bed, he wanders up the side of your bed, you can't even see him, you just hear his voice

Starting point is 01:35:42 and see his like little Afro at the front, the fact that he's so little. I think really who trying to sneak into his house Well, it's just there wasn't there to get beatlejuice He's only three foot six. He's like, what are you doing? He's like one of you What I'm doing He's always like he's the only person who lives in like present and past and future. I forget about the old you at the same time He's the voice that who lives in present and past and future tense at the same time. He's the voice that we need in America right now. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:36:08 He's kind of like the, I mean, I hate to say this, but he's kind of like the, like kind of the special Obama, like the mentally irregular Obama. He's such a God. He's such a God. Speaking of Howard Stern, have you ever come across R.D. Lang?

Starting point is 01:36:27 Have you ever met R.D. Lang? He's a stud. I'm a big fan of his work. Oh yeah. I haven't heard about him in years. I would like to get to meet him. Yeah. He's one guy that walked by me one time

Starting point is 01:36:35 and I was very, very starstruck. Really? Yeah. I've been in the same room with him twice. I think we've gone, I'm like, when I'm a fan of somebody, I get too scared to even like talk to them. I don't even say anything to him.

Starting point is 01:36:43 Oh yeah. I just want him to walk right by me. but he's such a legend. I love him He has this great movie beer league that came out like 2006 He made one of my favorite comedies ever and not many people know about it's awesome. What's it called again called beer league It's a softball movie him and Ralph Macchio, and they're just these dudes in Jersey They have a softball team. It's like my dad and all his friends loved it all my friends love it it's a hilarious movie and Yeah, one of my favorites. I love Vardy Lang.

Starting point is 01:37:07 Wow, that's cool. Have you ever met Howard Stern? No. Yeah, me neither. No, I think he's like still in his basement because he stopped doing his show for so long from in person. He was like living in his basement

Starting point is 01:37:17 for like three years because of COVID. That's wicked. Yeah, this will be for 4th of July. I have to pee really good, do you? I wouldn't mind peeing. Okay. Yeah, do you think you had a, and purely wait do you I wouldn't mind being okay Yeah, do you think you had a um and we just peed we both peed we did dude. I had freaking Penis hurts. Yeah, that may not be good and you're been doing that touch touch touch

Starting point is 01:37:39 so Feel bad about that a little bit. Ah Whatever man, yeah, how was your are you ever had a great fourth of July that you really like a great fourth of July Feel bad about that a little bit. Ah. Whatever, man. Yeah, how was your, you ever had a great Fourth of July that you really liked? A great Fourth of July? I mean, honestly, this is gonna sound sappy, but I love just hanging out with my pals. Like, I got great friends, I love hanging out with them.

Starting point is 01:37:55 My buddies, my best friend Johnny's grandpa used to do a sick Fourth of July party every year. And he has like really nice housing on the water on the island. He would get like a professional oyster shucker Like cigar cutters. I think there was a Frank Sinatra impersonator one year. I'm pretty sure there was one year There was he's got his boat going in there just hanging out in the water with the boys. Yeah, that's good enough for me That's a real real good day for me. That is a great Yeah, some drink right on the water just some drinks like I truly I do think I'm happiest in my life

Starting point is 01:38:23 When I'm having a few drinks and just in the water Just floating in the water. It's mmm. It's the greatest and I need for the July could do that. It's nice Just pool friends family. Yeah, German We went to Jimmy John's summer camp last year and we got to just sit in that place You guys were having some drinks in that circle. We said we sat in that thing for like five hours That was like that's my ideal day Just sitting in the water is like, I'm trying to picture how we could even describe it. It was like a disc, it was a disc float.

Starting point is 01:38:50 And then in the netting is like where we sit. So it was almost like a aquatic pouch that we were sitting in. Yes. And we just laid in there for five hours, like literally all day. And it was fantastic. It's like a kiddie pool that'll kind of,

Starting point is 01:39:02 that's bigger than that though. It's like stronger sides and it'll kind of float around in a lake or something. You just sit in there. That was also the first time I jet skied was with you. That was very scared. I remember that. I was very scared.

Starting point is 01:39:11 I'm really worried about jet skiing because if I fall off the jet ski, I'm scared I won't be able to get back up. And then I'm just gonna be stuck in the lake, which I don't wanna do. But that was my first time ever jet skiing. Dang, that's crazy, man. It's a freeing experience.

Starting point is 01:39:23 But they go fast. They go real fast. They go way, first of all, man. It's a freeing experience, but they go fast. They go real fast. They go way, first of all, way too fast. Exactly, and I'm a pussy. I can't do stuff that fast. I'm horrible at that. I'm really scared of falling off the jet ski. So I don't know if I'll do it again this year.

Starting point is 01:39:37 I probably will. Yeah, I don't think I'm a pussy. I just don't think that I'm a, I'm also not a, like, magician or like a televangelist or whatever it is. I'm not like a, what are they called? I'm not like a punt return of those guys. You were speeding around on that thing. Well, yeah.

Starting point is 01:39:54 You were hustling. You were on the other end of the lake before I even moved. You were buzzing. It gets going, dude. You were in Minnesota. We started in Wisconsin Definitely did I was crossing state lines on that thing really? It was impressive. You could hear the wall. I get nervous brother. Um Yeah, I'm trying to think of a good. Oh dude. I remember this fourth of July when I was a kid

Starting point is 01:40:20 So this fourth of July I had went to my friend His parents took me to their, they had a beach, they had like rented a place in Orange Beach or something down there in Alabama. And it was like, if you grew up in the South, like if you went to Florida or Alabama, like Orange Beach, any of those places like Panama City, if you went to one of those places, that was like going to the beach, dude.

Starting point is 01:40:39 It was like very nice. So anyway, I went and they had blueberries. I'd never had blueberries. I'd never seen blueberries, right? So I was probably Probably 13 years old, right? I'd seen like blueberry muffin But I didn't know you could just have blueberries like by themselves like freelance like just like a little square like a small rectangle Thing of just completely naked blueberries. Independent blueberries. blueberries, yeah, yeah. Yes. I got you. Independent blueberries, and I never, and I tried a couple of them and I was like, oh my God, they're so good.

Starting point is 01:41:10 So I ate probably two of these little cage fulls of blueberries, right? Nice. So later I am, I was like, oh, I'll just sleep out on the balcony, right, because I didn't want to sleep inside because there was a lot of people standing over, they had like family, friends and stuff. And I started getting like,

Starting point is 01:41:28 I don't even know how to say it, like pretty much like diarrhea or something. Blue diarrhea. I mean, I got like my stomach had never had this before. And so it was like, it loved it, but it also had had way too much. I had probably, I bet I probably had 440 blueberries. So dude, I was in, I ended up just

Starting point is 01:41:48 diring off this balcony, like at a side, it was just flying out of my body. Off the balcony? Yeah, just misting off of this balcony, dude. There was nothing else I could do and I had to wash my legs with like a towel and nothing of water and like, it was horrible, dude. Are you, can you eat blueberries now or did that kill blueberries for you?

Starting point is 01:42:01 No, I mean, it took me a while to get back, you know, to get back around to him, but, you know, it was kind of like, you know, yeah, at some point I gave him a second chance, but that was like one of the craziest things that happened. I remember it was on 4th of July. Because I remember that some of them had been used to make like the cake, the 4th of July cake. They'd been used for the stars on the like cake. Yes, when people do that

Starting point is 01:42:25 Yeah, absolutely. So interesting thing. Yeah, I don't know how my how I feel about him, but 4th of July great day It still made me nervous, dude. I remember it was happening so fast. I had like Kind of whole I was laying on my side and about their balcony rails were going up up and down You know I'm saying yeah, I'd like hold on onto one of the rails with both of my hands, dude. I'd like stick your ass through one of the holes. Yeah, or like try to just get it close. It was horrible. Oh, feels so bad.

Starting point is 01:42:51 And there was like a night security guy down there, whatever, like every time his flashlight would shine, I'm like, dude, what are you shining your flashlight up here like a bunch of like, you're getting attacked by like a big shit bad or whatever Dude he was very old I bet it even notice yeah especially I mean if you're a security guard in Panama City Beach You've seen worse, and it was like 300 feet of distance between me and him so who if anything he was getting like a Like a dusting like some you put on French toast, you know?

Starting point is 01:43:25 That's the worst, man. I hate having to poop. Ugh. So annoying. Well, I thought the other day, what if we didn't have to poop? Like, I know it's like a side effect of being alive or whatever,

Starting point is 01:43:34 but imagine if we didn't, you could eat as much as you want, or if it never left your body, you could only have a couple things in your whole life because it would build up too much. Ooh. I carry around the whole life. I would need would I'd rather poop. I would need to eat I need to have all that but just so much anxiety like when you're out at a restaurant something. Yeah, I got to do this

Starting point is 01:43:53 Oh, yeah, what's so scary like? My body usually lets you know if I have to poop at it when I'm at home Oh really I think so nice. I recently only, the last few years, I've only become one that can poop in public. I've always been a home pooper. But now I've learned to do outside as well. Wow. Not outside, but like.

Starting point is 01:44:18 And do you remember the first place you ever vacationed or whatever? Ooh, first vacation? No, that you took a poop outside of me. Oh, I'm not saying outside, I'm just saying like. Oh yeah, that you took a poop outside of me. I'm not saying outside, I'm just saying like Outside the home. The first place you took a little... I'm always fine with like hotel.

Starting point is 01:44:34 I mean I got like a restaurant and a gas station. I think it was like a gas station in Alabama. We were doing some sort of road trip for It was called Barstow vs America. And it was like a 10 city road trip and we were on RVs. So literally we had to. So that was when I learned how to do it was like but backwoods Alabama gas station and it was kind of it was just fine. We got through it, you know, not poop shame No, yeah, I think especially like you just have to realize that everybody's doing it

Starting point is 01:44:58 You know you you have you really really do but it's kind of crazy that everybody's doing it. I Still don't believe it You know, thank you crazy thanks crazy yeah it's just as crazy as thinking that 260 million chickens are killed each day it's it's I do like to do it though it's awesome but I never think of anyone else doing it you know like maybe one night mean you're at dinner one night and let's say go to the bathroom for five minutes is he freshening up or is he pooping? Yeah. No. Well the craziest thing is if you like say you go like if you have to if you try to poop at a high speed because you don't want people to think you're in there doing a number two right? Exactly. That is very taxing on the system I think. Look that up is it

Starting point is 01:45:40 is it even okay to kind of shit at high speed or whatever? Yeah, I need to like chill for a few minutes. It's very hard to get in and out. I need to chill. Well yeah, because if you sh- like, pooping fast, meaning having a bowel movement quickly, is not inherently bad. In fact, it can be a sign of a healthy digestive system as long as it's not accompanied by discomfort or other concerning symptoms. Normal transits time of bowel movement should ideally take a couple of minutes with minimal straining. Okay, but right, but okay, then how long does it take to urinate in a restaurant or whatever?

Starting point is 01:46:14 I'm gonna say two minutes. But that, the pooping just said, let me see, 15 to 30 seconds to empty their bladder. What? Where'd you get your bladder from, dude? It's like Austin Powers' SP. 30 seconds is a lot of pee. And I'm trying to pee more. 30 seconds is a lot of pee? You think it's less? That's not, dude I will, I blatantly, I casually will piss for fucking 70 seconds. I just heard you had a nice stream. Okay that was nothing. That was a nice stream for like a few

Starting point is 01:46:42 minutes. That was nothing. I could still still cry after that I could pee so much that I can't cry for an hour really Oh, I'm a quick peer then I think I'll put it all out I don't even I'm very I love to I think pee and so I won't even wear underpants that are really tight anymore because I Don't want that added outside influence. Mm-hmm. I'm all natural. Yeah, cuz it'll kind of like tighten around your bladder You know, I don't like that. I like to pee as God wants as I want. You ever done a poop on a plane? Sure, I have. Not one that stands up. It's just so compartmentalized you literally feel like you're playing hide-and-go-seek and having a shit at the same time. Yeah

Starting point is 01:47:19 You know, you're just kind of like... Yeah, you're talking about pooping on a high speed. That's what came into my brain immediately. Ooh. It was that you're going 400 miles an hour. That's a top speed. It's about as fast as you could go in the world. Yeah. That's crazy. Planes are crazy.

Starting point is 01:47:34 It's so, I don't even let myself think about planes because they're so, even planes now are crazy. How did someone even come up with the idea for a plane? How did the Wright brothers even do that? And in like, what did they make it in, like 1920? Who was flying? But the planes were shitty. A lot of people died right out of the gate.

Starting point is 01:47:52 Like there were like seven Wright brothers and we only know about two of them. So is that actually true? Right there. 1903? Yeah. So why did someone, why did people even get on the Titanic? There were planes nine years before.

Starting point is 01:48:06 That's a great question, dude. Oh my God. That was nine years before the Titanic. Yeah, that's unreal. You just hold out one more year and there'll be a decent flight over there. Can you just look up the first transcontinental flight is now I need to see what we finally crossed the cross I was flying right above the Titanic That's so you know, it's another weird thing crazy thing to think about that No, the Hindenburg that was a blimp that just came here from Germany. They blimped from Germany 1911

Starting point is 01:48:40 The first transcontinental flight of cost the United States was made by The first transcontinental flight of cost the United States was made by Caldor of Perry Rogers in 1911 taking 49 days with one of the stops and crashes That doesn't sound like it was successful fight It took 49 days to get there sheep said Bay Brooklyn Wow anything taken off out of Brooklyn is Questionable there. Yeah, there's a lot of Haitians over there in the park these days at Williamsburg. There's a reason both airports are in Queens, LaGuardia and JFK.

Starting point is 01:49:09 Oh, there's a lot of Haitians selling sex in the park over there that Biden let in. That's what I heard, I believe it. Oh man, that's true. That's a fun fact. Oh yeah, I just saw this the other day. Wi-Fi routers now tracking motion. Xfinity's new feature.

Starting point is 01:49:27 Since the start of the year, Xfinity, a major Comcast brand for telecommunication services in America, has been notifying users about a useful new feature, Wi-Fi motion. It allows turning internet devices into motion sensors that monitor movement at home. I believe, I believe, the other day I was in a, I was in one of those Waymo's, you ever been to Waymo yet? No, I haven't been in that. The self-driving cars. I was in one in Santa Monica.

Starting point is 01:49:53 And they have sensors around them that literally the screen in the car, it not only tracks the cars around you, it tracks the people on the street. So like if you're at a stop sign and people are crossing the street, you see little tiny people on the map crossing. Like it mimics their movements.

Starting point is 01:50:08 I guess it must be some sort of the same technology as that. It's fucking terrifying. Yeah, that sounds super terrifying. They have that too in Teslas where you can see the people. And even if it's a guy with dreadlocks, you see that, it's kind of crazy. Like if it's a person carrying a bag or something. But if the idea, like I guess, what are the are the concerns about this it says how does it sense motion?

Starting point is 01:50:27 Wi-Fi signals travel between the router and other devices and anything between them can disrupt the signal Wi-Fi signals bounce around and the sensing area is not a straight line, but an oval between the two devices So it's like if you passed like, you know, it'll just be able to know where you are in your home That seems really scary. I guess it could kind of maybe be good for not health reasons, but if people suddenly die, like if they stop moving out of the blue, maybe they could pick that up. That's a good point. You know, like if someone trips and falls or something like an old person can't get up,

Starting point is 01:51:00 like at least notify maybe that would be a good thing. But how many people are going gonna forget this even happens? They probably have it activated already in their homes. They don't even know it. And then there's some dude at a call center somewhere outside of Toledo and he's just watching some hologram lonely dude just jerk off for like this is 600 times. He's just watching the silhouette just go up and down.

Starting point is 01:51:27 I mean, let them have fun. I know. Let the boys eat. But and then he streams that to like India or some other country where they, you know, and then he, you're basically being live streamed. The hologram of you is being live streamed out. It just like, I don't know, everything's just getting too crazy, dude.

Starting point is 01:51:43 Yeah, technology, I'm out on it. I'm not a big fan of it. I mean, it's scary. Like, we just had to wear these Mediglasses. We wore Mediglasses to the UFC fight. That's what y'all were doing there. It was great, but the technology on them are, it's unbelievable what it does. It's crazy. Like, they were telling us there's a feature that it could, like if you were talking Spanish to me right now, it could translate it in my ear to me. That's wild.

Starting point is 01:52:08 It's crazy. The stuff that people are making is crazy. You have a cyber truck, that must be, you still have that, right? That must be insane. Oh, it's like driving it down. I mean, dude, it's faster than an email sometimes. You floor that thing.

Starting point is 01:52:21 It's like, dude, you feel like literally you could send an email, run, get in it, and drive to a place that you that you emailed and see if you got there right intercept the email Yeah, it's crazy. It's something. Yeah, it's like you could fucking land in somebody's inbox before a jpeg for sure Yeah, but I think it's all just scary and there's no protection for us. That's the scariest thing There's like I don't think our government wants to protect us at all Yeah, the AI stuff too. And AI is getting to the point where the new villain in Mission Impossible is AI.

Starting point is 01:52:50 That's literally the villain in The New Mission Impossible. Really? And so I watched the last one. I haven't seen the new one yet. I watched the last one I'm playing. And the villain, because it's a two-part movie, this is the second part that just came out, the villain is AI.

Starting point is 01:53:01 It's literally an AI villain. Like, what do you mean when he's an AI villain? Like, he's a, what do you mean by that? It was um, like he's a computer? Yeah, so the first scene, I think it's these guys on a, these army guys on a submarine, and there's this, there's this um, I think it's the Russians or something, they made this AI system and the system overrides it and like becomes its own entity and like killed, like they're sending out a missile and then the system sends the missile back into them

Starting point is 01:53:27 so all those dudes die and then it's this AI thing. It's like a AI monster. It's wild. Fuck. To the point where it's a mission impossible villain. Oh, it's definitely, dude, it's getting to the point where all these tech guys, right, they're all trying to platform.

Starting point is 01:53:43 I think they're all going to, they want to put chips in it. It's all going to get to the point where we, they all own us and they use us as their robot. That's what's starting that. That's where I believe that things kind of seem like they're going because you have a few tech companies, they're going to start to own everything. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:54:01 So we're all going to be. And they do too many insane things like my buddy Tommy Tommy smokes This great guy he fucking puts in obituaries for me on AI and they send out like an obituary for myself It's terrifying. I don't want to see my obituary. When does it say what does it happen? They had me doing I forgot what it was. It was it was it was something in Vegas though. What month? Oh you died in Vegas? No, that was it was like always found in was something in Vegas though. What month? Oh, you died in Vegas? No, that was what it was like, I was found in his hotel in Vegas, I think. And it's like, I'll send it to you,

Starting point is 01:54:29 he sent it to me, they made a long, huge obituary. For myself. January, that's when I want to go. And not this January. Really? Yeah, cause it's always a tough month, kind of, I feel like a lot has been fun, and then you're kind of figuring out the new year.

Starting point is 01:54:41 It's a big football month. That's a good point. I think the worst month, was I wouldn't mind going, I want to enjoy a summer. So maybe, I don't really know, I love every month. Yeah, you're right. It's hard to find a bad month. Maybe April?

Starting point is 01:54:56 April's kind of, yeah, I think you're right. There's not much happening in April. Yeah, we're waiting for the next thing. Fed works. How was the, oh, how's the new whip, man, from OnlyStans? Didn't you get a new car? Yeah, well, it lives in Caleb's. It's Caleb's, but I gave it to Caleb.

Starting point is 01:55:10 So it's literally a moke, so it's like a baby between a Jeep and a golf cart, basically. So it's a little tiny car, and the lovely lady lives in Florida that got it for me, Bryce Adams. So I originally was planning on driving it back to Caleb's and just leaving it at Caleb's. And then you can't even drive on the highway with it. I didn't realize how slow it is. It only goes 25 miles an hour.

Starting point is 01:55:35 So driving from her house to Caleb's house would have taken legitimately probably like eight hours. And it's just super slow, it's very slow, but it's awesome. Honestly, me and Caleb have not been in Delray in so long, I haven't been able to drive it in a while. But yeah, it lives in Caleb's house now. So this girl really just bought that for you. Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

Starting point is 01:55:54 It was definitely pretty awesome. And it's always been one of my dreams to own those things. They're so sick. The one problem is I definitely under-estimated how slow they are, they're very slow. But driving around in it, driving around Delray Beach in it, put some tunes on, it's a fantastic little vibe. Go to the beach. I've gone to the beach with it twice so far,

Starting point is 01:56:09 and it's fantastic. But yeah, there's really no way I could even get it to New York. I don't even know how I would go about getting it to home. And I want to play well at home. Because we have a great little beach town by us, but I'm like 20 minutes from the beach, so I can't even bring it there. So I think leaving it at Caleb's is perfect, and then whenever I'm in Delray, I can enjoy it and play with it,

Starting point is 01:56:24 and it's amazing. And it it a cabs is perfect and then whenever I'm in DoRe I could enjoy it and play with it and it's amazing and it's a beautiful beautiful car. I love it It's really neat looking looks like I'm a G wagon kind of but it's like a small G wagon Yeah, my one problem though is I couldn't figure out the seats for the longest time so I was driving around very uncomfortably I was like scrunched up in the middle of it. Yeah, now I eventually figured it out though And it's awesome got Bluetooth hooked up in there. It's a great vibe It's just a good vibe for sure But then they'll be able to own it dude that in a a couple of like, in a year from now, say you want to go somewhere, but then the AI decides you can't. They're like, nah, come back.

Starting point is 01:56:52 You're out. If you work in one hour, you have to. I'm just, like that's what starts to scare me. You think I'm being scared too much, Glenny? I don't think you're being scared. I mean, everyone freaks out about AI. AI is terrible. Like, when you have this entity of a computer that could be its own being, it's scary. The other day, actually, I was walking around in Santa Monica. I walked past a Tesla store,

Starting point is 01:57:12 and they had the robot in the window. It was creepy to see. Like, that's movie shit. That's movie shit. You don't see movie shit in real life. Seeing that robot in that window was terrifying. Yeah. I don't need robots.

Starting point is 01:57:24 Yeah, just like, god, I thought we were having a decent time and everything's fucking getting weird. I just don't understand. And some people have the robots in their house. I don't know if I could live in a house with a robot. How could you live in a house with a robot? You know it's listening. The fucking Wi-Fi's now listening.

Starting point is 01:57:37 The Wi-Fi now knows where you're moving around. Could you imagine waking up one night, middle of the night, and it's just in your room? It's just there. The robot's in there? Yeah, I'm saying. I'm saying, imagine that. And it's been sitting up smoking.

Starting point is 01:57:49 Imagine you wake up. It's had three ANW root beers, and you're like, where are you? Wow. It's an abusive robot. Yeah. No, I can't imagine that. And it's upset about it, because it lost at the frickin' horse track.

Starting point is 01:58:00 You know what I'm saying? There's just so many that are like, what is going to happen? I'm out. I'm out. I think we're good though. But the robots, I think our lifetime may, I think we'll be good with the robots. I'm thinking like 200 years on the line would maybe like when they're in society kind of. I'm just scared man. Even like that Xfinity thing say like that they can like know where you're at in your home, right? Just that they know that they know, right? And you're right. If you're an old person, you fall immediately. I think that's one immediate pro. Right. That thing is great. But if you are, you don't want to go to work, right? And you say you're sick, but you're not, you're just at home

Starting point is 01:58:37 building like one of those houses, a car, doing some fun thing, doing a puzzle or something. And they're like, we know you're not sick You know I'm saying like it could get to that point where it's just like Ever you can't even lie, you know It would be nice to not be able to lie, but it's also fun to be able to just make a puzzle sometimes or be by yourself Yeah, we kind of Wi-Fi ratting on us. That's when across that's what you would have I don't want to run a one Wi-Fi ratting on us No, we got to be able to do what's in the comfort of our own home in the comfort of our own home without the Wi-Fi

Starting point is 01:59:06 Checking us out. Yeah, or if you said a bad word or something to report to. Oh. I'm out on it. Someone said, s***, in the 400 block of Long Island. Hey, what happened to that Long Island serial killer? You ever cross paths with him? No, but he legitimately... So my best friend, Johnny, he lives around the block from him? No, but he legitimately, so my best friend Johnny, he lives around the block from him.

Starting point is 01:59:27 Literally the house was around the block. It's 20 minutes from my house. Like my favorite Cajun restaurant is, he's right next to my favorite Cajun restaurant. This place Big Daddy's, he's four minutes from. So it's terrifying to think about. He was doing, I just watched a three-part documentary on it that came out last week.

Starting point is 01:59:42 He was just doing a New York City commute every single day. I would almost say it's not crazy that me and him have probably been on the same train together or something before. Because he was doing the... I'm on that same train line, and he was doing the commute from New York for 20 years. So I would venture to guess we were probably on a train together at some point. Which is very, very scary to think about. He's 20 minutes from my house, and that documentary is... It was on Peacock, I think it was a very, very, very interesting watch. The Gilgo Beach Serial Killer. Yeah,

Starting point is 02:00:08 like this is, so where he dumped all these bodies, the Gilgo Beach, this was my COVID drive. Every Friday during COVID, like there was nothing to do. I would just take this ride down the beach, like it's like a 40 minute drive from my house. And I didn't really realize this is where all the bodies are. And it's scary because there's no businesses. There's nothing there. It's really just a beach and a few houses. And it's a one lane highway. And that's where he dumped all those bodies. It's terrifying.

Starting point is 02:00:32 That's crazy. It almost doesn't even cross my brain of how simulated he was into life. I did that drive every Friday during COVID. Right. And imagine you're driving. It's hard enough to even pull over to change a tire or something,

Starting point is 02:00:46 like especially on a busy road or something. Yeah. And at night, he's got to, he did it. There's probably no one around. And the only thing you're surrounded by is water, really, because it's a one-lane highway. It's two lanes each way. What a crazy world to live in.

Starting point is 02:00:58 Yep. Did you see, I don't know if this is too dark of a topic, but I've really been keeping up with it. Did you see that Coburger guy took a plea deal today? So he's just not gonna get the death penalty, he's just gonna go to jail for the rest of your life? Yeah. I'm not a fan of him, I don't like that very much.

Starting point is 02:01:14 Oh, I think that's unbelievable. I think that the parents, I think there's a video, they asked the father what he thought about it, one of the parents. Yeah, the parents are definitely mad about it. They are? Yeah, but I actually, I'm don't, it's hard to say when you're not in that position,

Starting point is 02:01:29 but I almost think a life of prison would be worse than death penalty. Oh, well, here's what I think, he's going to get killed in prison pretty quick. I would think so too. And that's way worse than a firing squad. I mean, I think we're allowed to say, I hope he gets killed in prison.

Starting point is 02:01:41 I don't like him very much. He's a worse person. Yeah, I believe that. I mean, I'm a proponent of the death penalty. I believe that he's, I believe that. Because here's the thing. It's like we're wandering around with Satan and pure evil amongst us, right?

Starting point is 02:01:54 I know that people make mistakes and things happen, right? That I understand. But sometimes we're wandering around with pure evil, right? And we're like, hey, maybe we should see how pure evil feels on a witness stand for seven years. I don't give a fuck. If it's pure evil, why don't you tell me that, Xfinity? Just tell me who's pure evil.

Starting point is 02:02:15 You know what I'm saying? I don't think we would ask AI that, because I think it would probably turn immediately on a lot of its creators. That one was about as bad as it gets. I've been keeping up with that for the whole time. I don't know why that really struck with me. The Cobra room?

Starting point is 02:02:28 It's scary. Oh, it's unbelievable. So terrible. Because so many- I've seen the pictures of them. They're just normal college kids. That's like- Just a crazy night out on the town, it seemed like.

Starting point is 02:02:40 Yeah. Normal Friday, Saturday night, whatever it was, come home, and they're probably all still drunk, and then they just wake up and this fucking nut job is here. And the guy looks like a Satan. Like a partner of Satan or buddy of Satan. It's like, we keep acting like these people that look like Satan aren't Satan. Like, I love how people are like,

Starting point is 02:03:01 oh, that guy looks like he's not doing well. That guy to me looks like a Satan guy. Right? He's horrifying. He's horrifying. That was, I was, like, it was a... Because he got in there, and wait, didn't the Door Dash lady see him?

Starting point is 02:03:16 I don't know, because I think it's, and it's so terrible too, because I don't know who saw him. I think he snuck in, and then he went, I don't know which child he went for first. It's so scary. But that was, it was interesting to see how the police did that work because I remember everyone was freaking out like where is he, where is he, where is he?

Starting point is 02:03:34 And meanwhile they were tracking him for like two weeks which was awesome. They got him in fucking Pennsylvania and they knew. And he also did a horrible job at it. I mean- They were seeing what he was up to trying to get- Yeah, everyone was like, oh, where's this guy? Where's this guy? And they knew the whole time so and then he like it cuz he also left that knife sheath there, too

Starting point is 02:03:51 Yeah, that was that was a Creepy story so scared cuz so many times you've gotten home. It's been drunk with your friend. What's going on you wake up? You don't even know things are scary enough. You can barely remember Yeah, and then everyone was freaking out about because there are other two girls that were in there that didn't say anything like they were I guess like caught up in their rooms they were probably obviously scared shitless one of them saw him I think it's crazy. Yeah all the little things that happened man it's so heartbreaking just the pain of the families go through and then I bet there's a weird part where you want to never have it be in the media but at the same time like you almost get addicted to watching the story unfold

Starting point is 02:04:28 because you have, it's all that's there of your child still in a weird way, you know? I don't know, that might sound crazy. Does that sound crazy? I don't think so. You're saying about people talking about it in the news. Right, because you want your child to be alive, so it's like the fact that their name is being-

Starting point is 02:04:43 And bringing awareness to people about it. Yeah, it's like, I don't know is being- And bringing awareness to people about it. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. Yeah, that was a story that really stuck, cut me deep. It was terrifying. I did not like that, obviously. Well, it's just like, yeah, how long are we, do we just live amongst evil and pretend that we- Dudes like that and the dudes like this year, like the Long Island Gilgo Beach Killer,

Starting point is 02:05:01 yeah, it's like we were saying. Like I would venture to guess I've been on a train with that guy. I would not be shocked. If I somehow could look up our train records, I bet we've been on the same, let's say, train, or cross paths. What if you sat there next to him, huh? I actually saw a clip of a girl saying she was on the train,

Starting point is 02:05:19 and he came and sat next to her one day, and she was like, I remember that guy. And he said something very weird to her, and then she just got off the train but even thinking about that like that that woman too is like just Had a little brush with yeah true evil. Yeah, I'm scared. I met a dude one time Who? his mom had

Starting point is 02:05:41 Rejected the who was the guy that killed everybody at Florida State Not Dahmer Ted Bundy was yeah, I don't know Ted Bund everybody at Florida State? Not Dahmer. Ted Bundy was, I didn't know Ted Bundy was Florida State. Yeah, Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy, at the end of his whole deal, he killed some people at Florida State at a sorority house. I think that's where they, after that they busted him. But somebody had escaped him.

Starting point is 02:05:57 Like dang. Yeah, scary to think about. Even Son of Sam, like I remember my parents, my parents always tell me this, in like 1977, they say it was like the summer of Sam. There's a Spike Lee man movie about it even. He um, there was one time in the summer, it was the whole city went blacked out and he was like free. He knew there was a serial killer. The whole city had a blackout and my like they said they were, the whole city was freaking out because no one knows where he is. No one knows who he is. There's, it's 1977.

Starting point is 02:06:24 There's no lights. Like my dad said like him and his friends like walking around like bats like just like trying to find him Like you're gonna find the son of Sam, but yeah, they said that was like one of the scariest days ever That's so sad also crazy thinking this guy. He's 24. He did this means 24 think the guy looks like 24 years old Yeah, first of all Yeah, if I saw this dude, I would immediately be like, hey, this dude's a serial killer. Yeah, he was a nut. He claimed that he was talking to his neighbor's dog, and his neighbor's dog made him do it.

Starting point is 02:06:51 Yeah. Oh, dude, a lot of times when people are like, god, I think that guy's a serial killer. Well, hey, check it out and see if he is, OK? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you should be allowed to investigate a little bit. Yeah, can Infinity pick that up for us? How about this, Infinity?

Starting point is 02:07:03 Tell us where the fucking serial killers are That would help everybody out way more You know, so that will be one more bonus of that whole thing Yeah, that's interesting thing. But actually like all seriousness could that help with crime a lot? I would assume right? Oh, well, I think one of the reasons that they're even doing like all this ice stuff or their deportations and that sort of thing We're about to get into a surveillance state, right? And so you wouldn't even be able to be like technically illegal in America anymore.

Starting point is 02:07:30 Like you can just see how they're just getting all the paperwork done. Like you wouldn't, because we're gonna show, soon there'll be drones in the sky. There'll be things, there'll be a new system that is just monitoring us at all times. They just know everything. They don't know everything, right?

Starting point is 02:07:44 I mean, we're already granting that access to technology. It's not monitoring us at all times. They just know everything. They don't know everything. Yeah. Right? I mean, we're already granting that access to technology, right? There was a part in the big, beautiful bill. I think it just, I don't know if it passed both houses or the Senate and the Congress, but U.S. Senate passes Trump's sweeping tax and spending bill setting up house battle. So that's going to be interesting. J.D. Vance was the tying vote or the tie breaking vote, I guess. I think it's a bad bill after from what I've learned.

Starting point is 02:08:11 Yeah. I don't know much about it, honestly. Yeah, it's okay. And I'm sorry for bringing it up. No, no worries. But I don't think that it's a, you know, I learned one thing about these bills. There's these things called omnibus bills, right? So instead of there just being like one bill and so everybody

Starting point is 02:08:25 votes on it, like, hey, what do you think about this higher taxes for this tax bracket? And you'd be like, everybody could vote no one or everybody could vote yes. But they'll be like, what do you think about this? And that's just, that would be one bill. But an omnibus bill is a bunch of bills at once. So it's like, what do you think about this higher tax bracket? But also, what do you think about we give extra stipends to people that serve in the military? So you only get to vote yes or no though. Oh. So that's how they get it. So it's got to be two for one, that's how they get the things they want. If you hear the military, you're like,

Starting point is 02:09:06 oh, I wanna vote for that, but then you're also voting for the other thing. Interesting. And there's like seven or eight of those sometimes in a bill, and there could be, I don't even know how many, but sometimes there's a lot. And then if, say you or somebody that votes against it, you're like, I'm voting no

Starting point is 02:09:19 because I don't want my people to have higher tax. Sure, it's gonna affect this thing of the military, but then the other campaigns will run commercials against you he voted no on Money for the military I could hear those yeah, yeah, although shitty local political They don't say in that commercial he voted yes on saving his people from tap from like raising town So that's how it's all done, dude It's this whole fucking tricky system, and it's called omnibus bills. And anyway, I just learned about that.

Starting point is 02:09:48 So it's bad. I don't know yet. Yeah, I never knew it either. Yeah, there's so many things. Because it always seems like, well, why wouldn't they? Because nothing ever gets done. That's what you expect to hear. That's right.

Starting point is 02:09:56 That's why I don't pay attention to it. Nothing happens. Dude, shit's so bad, Joey Cheson had to come back to fucking America. He had to stop making his vegan money. Yeah, dude. He had to come back and fucking start slurping dogs again, dude.

Starting point is 02:10:10 Oh, man. He was at Fanatics Fest last week killing it. Was he? Did you see him? Did you guys go? Yeah, we went to Fanatics Fest. With Meta again, we were rocking our glasses. And Todd Graves had him do a, it was Todd, Libby, Don,

Starting point is 02:10:23 and Druski against Joey Chestnut in a chicken tender eating contest in a Canes contest. Joey Chestnut's laps celebs in chicken eating contest. Sorry Libby. Yeah I don't even know how many oh and they had DJ Khaled too he was against DJ Khaled as well. Oh dude you'd think he'd take one of those fucking wings out of his mouth for a second and speak up for his home country but no that's just who he is That's a funny image of DJ cow looking at him in disbelief They're gonna take in those 10 D's you guys have to dip those 10 D's well That's the whole thing man dipping it in that was a fun. That was a fun week. That was cool I met like my like my childhood hero. I was very very intimidated who was Henrik Lundquist

Starting point is 02:11:01 He used to be a goalie for the Rangers like Like he was, like he's literally like still on my wall. He's my number one person, like ever. And Caleb is from North Carolina, doesn't give a fuck about hockey. So if he eventually stopped, he grabbed, he's a stud. He eventually grabbed him and was like, I'm sorry, could you come meet my friend for a second? And I was like, yes, please, thank God.

Starting point is 02:11:19 And it was, it was one of the happier moments I've had. I haven't, I used to like go to the mall to like do his like signings. Lundquist? Yeah. Yeah. He's a beast. When I was like a child to like go to the mall to like do his like signings Lundquist yeah, yeah, yeah When I was like a child like my first Ranger game was like his second game ever when I was like nine years old I just always loved him that was a that was a big moment for me that made my weekend made my year That's magical man. You guys just said the first round draft pick didn't you for the Islanders did they had the first overall pick? So I'm very anti Islanders. Oh your anti Island. Yeah, even though I live on the island

Starting point is 02:11:43 But my whole family's from Queens though So we're all Rangers fans like I hate the islanders so much my high school I went to is down the block from the Islanders arena And I didn't want to go to hide that high school because of that but I did go because my friends went But yeah, they I'm not a fan of them, but I love the Rangers and love Henrik So that was a big moment for me my heart's my heart's beating right now thinking about it Oh, yeah, we walked by my three times like if you can't pin cable Henry Henry Henry and finally he did it It is pretty cool. I was praying someone there like because one of our buddies with their mat

Starting point is 02:12:10 Who's a sports agent and he was there and I just tell him dude I gotta be happy because I got my guy I'll introduce you I was like, can you please introduce me at some point? You're so like just be like hey, this guy's a good guy But we didn't okay. I just had to go up there. Okay had the raw doggit, but thankfully he did raw doggit. Once in a while you gotta watch it. Dude, at the UFC fights, so I'm back, we were like backstage or something kind of thing, and this is a place you can go back there and get a coffee

Starting point is 02:12:33 and use the restroom really fast, you know, and like you try to stay out of people's way, because these are like the most dangerous guys in the world coming through, and you know. Getting ready to do their most dangerous thing. Yes, so I went back there and there was this guy, I thought it was steep a me oh chick right and he's like a Famous fighter that just retired and so I asked two UFC employees I was like is that who is that and they both said that's steep a me oh chick right and I'd met him a couple

Starting point is 02:12:59 times before and he had glasses on when I met him and This guy didn't have glasses on I'm like oh Maybe he's just you know retiring and his eyes are getting better because he just retired Maybe his eyes have been getting better since he is not getting beaten and beaten in the head or whatever So I went over and I was like, what's up, man? You know, I was retiring my going I kind of fucking I don't want to say tickled him a little bit But I kind of went like that a little like something I shouldn't have done, you know, or just like, no, nothing crazy. One hand, if you two hands.

Starting point is 02:13:28 Forever soldier. Yeah, like good to see you daddy, you know, welcome home boy, welcome home. What do you do? And he kind of, he was like, huh? And I could feel it fucking get everything switched really quick. And I was like, what's up, steepay, you know,

Starting point is 02:13:44 how was retirement? And then that's when I realized it was not him. And his wife was right there. I was like, oh fuck. I was like, how do the people who work here not even know? Cross-reference twice. Two times to make sure. Anyway, it was Jan Blokovic.

Starting point is 02:14:03 That sounds way scarier than Stephen Miojic. And he ended up cutting me some slack about it. And then he even made a joke about it later. But anyway, yeah, sometimes you're just like, that's a scary thing sometimes about being around those places because there's some real. And I've never heard that guy's name. Jean Blokovitch, bring him up.

Starting point is 02:14:21 I think he'd been a. A UFC fighter that I don't know sounds scarier than a UFC fighter you do know. Ooh. Yeah. Like the, like the, the hard-nosed dogs that the casual fan does not know sound scary. Stipe, I've heard him. Cleveland legend, I believe. Then look at it just a general picture if you saw one and the other. Those are very similar.

Starting point is 02:14:39 Yeah. Similar enough. And both are amazing fighters. Look, let me look at Blachowicz's history. Blachowicz, his fight history real quick. Is he Russian or Polish? Let me see. Oh yeah, Polish power. He fought Izzy, beat Izzy. Yeah, I think that's when Izzy tried to move up.

Starting point is 02:15:00 So he was a, yeah, dude, he was former fricking light heavyweight champion Jan Blon Blokovich right there Beautiful wife. Anyway, great guy. Sorry on and Steve a hope retirement's going well. Okay, Steve a Cleveland legend. I know that about him. Oh you do Yes, I know he's a Cleveland legend dude. He can come out and support the freaking women's basketball team Yeah, definitely Cleveland I underrated city. Yeah. Oh dude Cleveland is great I love that the mall that they have it on there. Have you been in that old mall that the reef,

Starting point is 02:15:28 I think the reef. Is there like a hotel in it? Yeah, I stayed in that hotel one time. Me too. Like years ago, like 15 years ago. The comedy codes that always put us up there. Yeah, like me and my parents had like a road trip to Chicago, we stopped in Cleveland

Starting point is 02:15:39 and stayed at the hotel in the mall. Cleveland's a cool city, I like it, underrated. Underrated place, gets a bad rap and Cincinnati Oh, I think both underrated so not a good people out there Well, glenny, man. I'm just good to see you, dude I'll think you yeah, I'm excited to see what else you guys want to do in the world Do you think you'd ever end up on a cooking show? Could we see you being? the next

Starting point is 02:16:00 Who's that guy not Juan Batista? What's his name? Oh, uh Border here Anthony Bourdain Anthony Bourdain. Yeah, I mean I love Anthony Bourdain. I mean I love doing food shit Who's that guy? Not Juan Batista. What's his name? Oh, uh, Bordier? Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain. Yeah. I mean, I love Anthony Bourdain. I mean, I love doing food shit. That's my favorite thing to do. I, aside from being a larger gentleman myself, I do actually enjoy food. Food's awesome. I just, I don't like just eating it. I don't like eating too much of it even. I'm at the stage of my life where I like to taste.

Starting point is 02:16:19 Yeah. I'd rather every place I go to just be a tasting venue. Just have a few bites of each thing and get on with my life. But yeah, I mean, that would be really fun. I think me and Caleb may have to do the Airbnb idea We've been we've been we got to actually look into that Yeah And if you had your own series of Airbnbs where people could go and they were like everything from you guys's vibes Maybe that'd be dope. Yeah, but every yeah, it's been uh Well, I'd love to go down a black olive rabbit hole with you sometime. Wow. Can I burst your bubble here?

Starting point is 02:16:44 I'm not the biggest olive person really yeah, I'm a bad Greek. I don't love olives and don't go crazy for Dude, they've been through a lot. I like black olives. They're good by me I don't like Kalamata olives those are gross or February olives Yeah, but even like when I go to my when I get martinis. I love martinis now I get the olive I just have them there for the aesthetic thought even eat him I just leave them there you people usually feed them with a drunk girl at the bar There's like there's always that drunk girl said like 60 olives. She's just wrecked. She's just spraying olive A little stick in their mouth. She's just fucking spraying pavement relish in the parking lot later on

Starting point is 02:17:20 I'm gonna tell you my last right before you leave the invention that I came out with years ago That's never been happened by science yet, the olive-cotto. An avocado olive child? Yeah. Enlighten me. That's what it is, because olives are kind of salty a little,

Starting point is 02:17:36 and avocados, they always had a little more salt in them. The olive-cotto. Ooh. And they've done food stuff like that before. They made- They've done all these. They did with They made, they did it with dogs. You know what, can I give you a business idea that I've always thought about?

Starting point is 02:17:50 What are your take on it? Fully clothed strip club. I've always said I have two business ideas. Fully clothed strip club and fat only gym. Only fat people could go. And then when you finally lose the weight, you could still go to the gym and you could be inspiration for the other fats there. Oh I love that and it would be like 40, you could wear a shirt, you get like a necklace or something that's like 11 months non-fat.

Starting point is 02:18:16 Yeah you get a picture on the Hall of Fame if you lose the weight you get on the Hall of Fame, you're in there when you walk in and you're like oh look there's Roger. He's still doing good. He's not putting back on He's doing good, so I think that would be a fun idea one day. Just do a fat only gym I love that dude. Yeah, I think it's a great idea fat only gym called fogs foggies foggies gym fat only gym Let me tell you we don't like we don't like um we don't like go to the gym man We don't like being seen by skinnies. It's horrible. Yeah, I think it's interesting what life is like, and we're all carrying some different type of thing that makes us feel uncomfortable, you know?

Starting point is 02:18:52 It's interesting. Yeah, especially just being at the gym in general is odd. My friends, we're here actually, we were here like a year ago, and they were all going to the gym, and I was like, fuck it, I'll just go with them. Because I was hopping, I bought an elliptical on my house, so I got an elliptical there. We went to, you ever went to Quantum over here? I've like fuck it. I'll just go with them on cuz I was talking I bought an elliptical on my house So I was got an elliptical there we went to um You ever the quantum over here. I'm like to mumbria. It's like a hot girl gym

Starting point is 02:19:10 I guess like all the all the chicks in there in their hot gym outfits And then there's all these bros in their cool gym outfits And I'm there in like in n1 shorts and a fucking Mets shirt Yeah And looking like an idiot and I and like it was weird because then like some people were coming up to me and being like, oh, can you whatsoever, and giving me a high five. And almost like I could tell in the way they're talking that it was like they were trying to make me feel welcome

Starting point is 02:19:33 at the gym because they know I'm not a gym guy. And that made me feel so weird. It was almost like, oh, keep going, good work. And I was like, I was on the bench and one guy came over and fist bumped me and was like, good to see you here. And I was like, oh. I was like like I was on the bench and one guy came over and fist bump me and was Like good to see you here and I was like Like when an Irish like when that like when a

Starting point is 02:19:49 British guy shows up at a dentist or whatever for the first time Yeah, they were just trying they were trying to be nice about it, but it was a man Yeah, good to see almost like I see you at church for the first time in a while. It's like oh They really just want to say could could you for bettering yourself, is what they really were trying to say in a nice way, and it just felt really weird. Yeah. That was my last time at a hot girl gym.

Starting point is 02:20:13 You're always welcome here, man. Thank you, brother. This was fun. I've had a good weekend. This is the most time we've ever spent together. It is, dude. We gotta do it again. And I enjoyed it.

Starting point is 02:20:21 Thank you, bro. I enjoyed it too, dude. You're a special guy in the world, and yeah, thanks for the support this weekend too. I was kind of going through it, Thank you, bro. I enjoyed it too. Do you're a special guy in the world and Yeah, thanks for the support this weekend, too I was kind of going through it, but you were right there for me enough. Yeah, dude Glenny balls you can catch them with Kayla Presley on Sunday conversation and it's always out and about and then He'll be changing the world, dude I get scared easily if you can't tell. Me too, I don't know what happened. You can catch

Starting point is 02:20:47 them out and about in the world with Caleb Presley on their show Sunday Conversation. Thanks so much brother. Thank you brother and thank you for everything this weekend and happy Fourth of July to all. Happy Fourth of July. on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take

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