This Past Weekend - #600 - The Rizzler

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

The Rizzler is a social media personality, entertainer, and child. He’s known for his viral videos featuring his “Rizz” face, and appearances alongside “the Costco Guys”. The Rizzler joins Theo to talk about what his life is like now after becoming one of the most famous people on earth, how he spends his time with his family in New Jersey, and plans to dip into the world of acting (and wrestling).  The Rizzler: https://www.instagram.com/itztherealrizzler/  ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ King of the Hill: Check out the new season of King of the Hill streaming now on Hulu. https://www.hulu.com/series/king-of-the-hill Ridge Wallet: Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/THEO #Ridgepod ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/  Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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los angeles california august 14th anaheim august 6th Oceanside, August 17th, and Calgary in the Canada, two shows, August 23rd. Get tickets only at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. It's for the return of the rat, and thank you guys so much for your support. Today's guest is a young king, young king. He's a creator. He's an actor. He's a Renaissance man. He can kind of dance a little bit. You've seen him pretty much everywhere. He's been on a legendary run. Some people say he's only six years old. Some people say he's seven million years old. We'll see what we can find out. This kid's got it all. Today's guests out of the northeast is The Rizler.

All right, fellas, if you need us, don't need us. You feel me? Dude, I freaking hate it. I'll tell you this straight up, dude. Like, what I hate is when, like, if I'm doing something at home and my mom needs me. I was in a match or Fortnite. I was the, there was top three. I was the third person left.

And then guess what? My mom calls me down, right? She'll go clean the dishes, right? And guess what? Out of nowhere, she distracted me. I got a headshot by a sniper. And did she take any responsibility for it? No.

What? And then I went downstairs and she was cleaning the dishes already. So she didn't even need your help? No. Oh. Why do they choose to operate like that? And she was like, oh, I always have to do everything in this house. Oh, yeah, I just took a freaking slug to the head, you know?

You just got domed out over there, like, God. Oh, but that's the worst, dude. My mom will be like, come out, me. And you're just, like, so furious. Yeah. And you can't pause, you can't just pause your, can you pause your guy if you're, like, you can't? So what do you tell the other guys? Well, well, actually, if you have a mic, you're, like, like, you.

Like, like, if you're only allowed to, like, talk to people if you have a mic. Okay. Like, basically, like, this. Got it. I have, like, like, the exact same mic at mass. Okay. Yeah, in my room. So when you're playing Fortnite, you can just use your mic, you tell the guys.

But what do you tell them if your mom's calling, like, do you like? Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed. Only the people that are on your team. Because, like, there's a friend's list of people you can invite to your party. Uh-huh. And whoever's on your team to help you. kill the other people like there's squads solos duos trios got it and but what do you like if your mom's yelling i mean what do you do when you get

down there do you express frustration do you tell her hey or do you just you got to listen to mom i like i listen but like i'm like after this match right after this match after this after that it never ends though you know um life huh Mm-hmm. Dude, my freaking mom. One time we had help her paint her car or whatever because she got, she like, I'm not going to say she, she did like a crime, not a crime or whatever, but anyway, we had help her paint her car. And we didn't have to know how to paint. We didn't know.

We were like children, you know? Really? Yeah. So, but she's okay. She's doing fine now. But, dude, I saw a Superman yesterday. You saw the movie? Yeah.

Oh, I want to see it so bad. You do? Yeah. It's 3D. It is? Yeah. Have you seen a 3D movie before? I have.

I've seen like at least four or five 3D movies. And would you think, when you see them, what do you think? Do you think it's worth it? Do you think it's worth it? Yeah? I've seen Inside Out 3D. I've seen Avatar. I've seen Lion King.

That was 3D. Well, I'm going to see Superman, so that's going to be 3D. and then And then what's the other one? But I don't know I can't tell if I mind it or Because when it's 3D Really if you take the glasses off

And you look at the screen It's just like blurry Yeah but you can like still see the movie Yeah Yeah yeah yeah You're right You're right Yeah

But I don't know I don't want to tell you what happens But it was a It was pretty cool I guess There's like a I mean it was good I mean you get all the flying scenes You know

where he's just like flying... I really want to see Fantastic Four. The new one. I haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies. Really? Yeah. I sell Thunderbolts. That was really good.

Bring up a picture of Thunderbolts. Let me get a gander at this. I'm not even familiar with it. It's a new Marvel movie. What do you recommend when it comes down to it? Oh, this is it right here? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's basically the new Avengers because all the Avengers basically died. Oh, gosh. Yeah, this looks like Avengers. It was like Narcan version kind of. And you see that girl in the middle? Yeah. That is a black widow. That's her sister.

Oh, really? Yeah, this definitely seems like people that have been in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power. Yeah. Man, when it comes down to you for DC or Marvel, where do you go, man? Where do your loyalties lie? And it's okay. Marvel.

But if I want to see like a calm, like, Superhero movie, I would go D.C. But if I want to see, like, action-packed, like, superhero movie, I go Marvel. Yeah. Because, like, Marvel is usually more action. Right. Yeah, I mean, Superman was super, it was, like, just crazy.

Almost at some points are, like, too much action. Like, hey, can we have a couple minutes without action? I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing. You know? And also, I heard a Liloin Stitch. There's literally, it's 3D. and you're like when you're when something shakes in the movie you shake oh i like that and when you go when someone goes in the water you get sprayed by water i want that i would love that just to have like

some like you know have something happen in the movie and then you get to feel it right there that's pretty cool it reminds me like whenever i went to disney world have you been there no what sorry i thought you'd have been No. It's fine. And look, and I don't, yeah, it's not everybody's been. I shouldn't act like everybody's been. Have you discussed it at all with your folks?

Um, well, um, I mean, when I go to Disney World, like, if I go there, I'm probably going to get sworn by people, but, you know, you got to use to it. Might have to wear a mask, huh? Yeah. Or like a beard or something like that. Yeah. You know? I saw, what was there a picture the other day? I saw of you in a, um, there you are right there.

Yeah. The freaking, who is that? DJ Callie. Oh, DJ Callie, baby. The Rizzler and the Pallas Stizzler right there, dude. That's awesome. Now, bro, if you wore that, you didn't anybody's, nobody's clocking you on that? Not a chance.

You're like, oh, look, that's a 38-year-old guy from outside of Trenton, who's doing his best. Obviously, his wife left him, you know, and he's, yeah. he's got some glandular issues that's all they would think is that he's just you know it's kind of like a yeah guy doing his best his shoes are actually kind of firing I agree 100%

yeah and they match well very stylish too he almost looks a little bit like Adam Sandler disguised doesn't he in this picture thank you he looks like Adam Sandler disguised his DJ Callie yeah thank you dude that's a kind of I've been saying that kind of stuff

what else did dude you know I saw you at that that restaurant one time at Craigs. You remember that? Oh, yeah. That was the first time I met you. Yeah, you're right. Right there. Yeah.

Good memory. Dude, and you were up. I'm not going to, I'm not trying to rat you out of whatever, but you were up at, I mean, it was like 10 p.m. Yeah. Well, now my bedtime is 1 o'clock at the morning, so. What? What are you a union worker? What are you taught?

One? God. And I'll be on, I mean, I saw you, I didn't, I don't know, I saw you at the restaurant and you were drinking soda past 10 p.m. Yeah. That's why I went to bed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Okay, okay. Yeah, they do have very strong soda over there. I mean, they had strong soda, dude.

Yeah, you didn't blink for like 11 minutes I was talking here. Yeah. But that's what it is, right? Mm-hmm. So the bedtime's been fluctuating a little bit, huh? Yeah, yeah. And do you choose the bedtime, or do your parents choose it? What's it like?

Well, really? I choose my bedtime, but, like, really when my parents you go to sleep, I go to sleep. Because, like, usually I have to go to bed, like, to watch a movie before I go to bed. I can't, like, not go to bed without watching something at all. For sure. Yeah. But if I'm, like, super tired, I just, like, go on my bed and I close my eyes. And then?

And that you fall asleep. Yeah, I like that. Now, if your parents try to say, you need to go to bed now, do you stand on Rizness? What do you do with them? Um, I go to bed, yeah. Yeah, respectfully. But if I wake up at the middle of the night and I can't go back to bed, I go play four nights. So, hey.

Yeah, tomato, tomato. One time I played Fortnite for until, I forgot when was it, but it was Saturday until 1 o'clock in the morning. So basically all day. Oh, my God. And do you take any breaks or whatever, even urinate? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't want you sitting there in a diaper or something playing, you know what I'm saying?

You got some of these crazy people. Show me some of those kids. Asia and they won't even they're wearing diapers so they don't have to get up and leave the console. It's crazy. It's a lot. I can't play a match by myself

informant. You can't? Yeah, I can't. It's too hard. It's too hard. But at least you know your limitations, right? That's very important, dude. Let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore

and your origin story, if you don't mind. Where'd the Rizzler begin? How did it start? Well, so I came home one day, right? And I told my dad, Dad, I want to make a video. So then I made a video and I said, this had to do the face of a Rizzler and I did this. And yeah, and then that's just... Now, what did Dad do after you said that?

Because one thing I do notice that's very, I think is really special about you and your father as a viewer and as a fan is you guys seem to have a really good relationship, you know? You could tell he's very supportive. He loves his son, right? He thinks his son is awesome. And I think that that's really cool to see in the world, you know? But now when you ask him to record that video, is he right there? Is he telling you to do different edits?

Or he kind of did you guys, was it one shot, one kill it was done? Well, yeah. So you guys just got it done? Yeah. Wow. But, like, say he wanted to do a video and I was like, I'm kind of tired right now. I don't really want to do the videos. Like, we don't have to, but, like, sometimes, like, you got to do it.

Yeah. Because you just feel it inside of you, you got to do it, or you feel like the fans want it, or you just think you have a good idea? Like, when are the times you feel like you've got to do one? Um, I got to do a video, like, if I, I got to do a video, like, if I'm at a cool event. Yeah. Or, like, if I meet, like, someone famous. Yeah. Do something cool, memorialize it? Yeah.

Yeah, I like that. I've seen some of the great videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know? Yeah, BMX tricks. Yeah, right there. And this is great right here. That's my beautiful bike right there. Oh, that thing's nice, huh? Who got you that? Um, I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa. Oh, that's nice. Are they good people? Yeah.

Nice. What's your grandfather's name, do you know? Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Grandpa, Joe. Joe, I love it. Yeah. The first trick I'm going to do is the no-hander. That helmet I also got at Walmart.

Oh, I can tell that. It's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet, but. Oh, one hand. The ball's doing it. Oh, hey, switched it up, boy. A fully clover. A fully clover. Oh, my God.

That's just for St. Patty's Day, that way, brother. That's only for St. Paddies. Now, do you have any new bike tricks up? your sleeve you think we'll see any more like well so i've been practicing a new bike move it's kind of easy now it's like you ride the bike you go really fast and then you slowly let go you have to keep your balance both hands yeah both hands and what that's it yeah but that's it but if i feel like i'm starting to fall i grab back on yeah respect nice so do you think we'll see that maybe this summer into the summer sometime yeah you haven't released that one yet you haven't released that one yet

No, I haven't. Okay, got it. Where do you hail from? Where did you actually begin, like, in birth and stuff? Um, I don't know. But, like, are you from a certain town or city? Oh, oh, okay. So actually, I'm from Staten Island.

Oh, really? And then I moved to New Jersey, right? And then now I go everywhere. Yeah, I like it. Do you feel a responsibility? I think a lot of people saw you in that original Black Panther video, right? And people saw you just kind of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody who fights for the people. Yeah.

Is that how you feel in your heart, you think? Uh-huh. Like, do you think you could actually battle some of the crime bosses that are actually out there, some of the corrupt politicians and sort of guys? I think so, yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty strong. Yeah. Dang, bro.

You've been growing, huh? Mm-hmm. It's important. And is your mother making some nice dinner once in a while? What does she like to make for you? Well, usually I eat this, like, it's like TV dinner. It's really good for you. It's called Factor.

Oh, yeah, Factor meals. It's so good. Yeah. And very healthy. They are good. We've gone advertisements for them over the year. Some of my friends eat those. Oh, no.

Yeah, I like it because it's just like the right amount of food, Bada am. You're done. Yeah. Yeah, I like they had, I think they used to have like a chicken cordon blue or something that I would have sometimes. They give us like 160 of them, so. Oh, Lord. My whole freezer is full with them.

Oh. So, yeah, everybody's getting one. You get a factor. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have chores at home? Yeah. Okay.

What do some of those consist of? So, like, I clean my room sometimes and I do the dishes once a week. Okay. So once a week you got to do the dishes Well really after I eat I have to do the dishes Okay so after you eat you got to do the dishes And also I only do the dishes when my mom cooks Okay

Or my dad Or your dad cooks Yeah that's the only time when I do the dishes Why is that? Because I don't know I like doing the dishes Yeah you want to help out

Yeah I like that It makes it a family affair huh And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. She makes the best chicken cook. God.

God, I want to meet her. I love, yeah. Why are they so good at that kind of stuff? I don't know. I don't know. What is it? And my other grandma? Yeah.

She makes the best meat loaf. Oh. Oh. God. Put me in it. Sometimes that meatloves, I just want to put my hands in it. It looks so good. I love it.

I love meatloaf. Look at that. Oh. My God. Stop making me drool. I know, come on. Hey, guys, huh? These guys have no respect, you know?

There's a meat wolf that looks like a mouse. Yeah, okay, that's mouse loaf, dude. That's ratloaf. I'd have a little. Yeah. You know, I probably wouldn't have a lot. I would start at the back, probably. And also, when I went on the plane today to come here,

I went on first class, right? Right? and I had the best, like, food on the plane. It was, like, I forgot what it's called, but it was, like, something with chicken. What did it look like? It was, like, it was kind of like a... That, that's what I had. I know what that is, dude.

It's, um, it's like a little... I forgot what it's good. They are good. God, they're good. And they have the just, they have the, like, the best amount of spice. Yeah. Perfect sauce. And what I love is usually eat two of them, so you can eat one of them.

Yeah. And then. Well, I eat them both at the same time. Oh, I don't know. That's even better. That's another way to do it. And it came with a little cheesecake. Oh, yeah.

Come on. Come on. It's just like Staten Island in the sky. Remember, this is on the plane. Yeah. That's like the best meal you can get on the plate. Oh, I can't even believe it. I mean, the fact, yeah, some people aren't even.

getting this on the ground and the fact that you guys got that up there that's very nice god those things are so good i hope they give them a name one day because otherwise we just have to keep describing them to each other um oh yeah they're good um you have a brother too right is that right yeah baby rose how do you keep the fame off of him how do you keep the haters off of him um you got to protect him oh that's in this oh there he is so cute he's cute guy how old is he He's four right now. Okay. And he'll be five in September.

So he's still figuring it out, huh? He doesn't have a lot of life experience right now. Mm-hmm. But he'll get there. And a couple days ago, he just started building Legos. No. He built a whole Lego set by himself from Minecraft one. Really?

It was like a small one. It was like, it was actually, it was like decent size. It was like this big. and it had two cows and like a Minecraft waterfall with like a knight and a zombie. Wow. He must have been pretty proud of himself, huh? And can he eat whole food and everything?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're great. But how do you keep like, because I'm sure a lot of people press you sometimes, how do you protect him from the fame? Um, I don't know. You should take care of him, huh? Yeah.

I love that, dude. That's awesome. Oh, is that what you made? No, it was like, um... I don't know. It wasn't like sheep. It was, um... It was like a...

It was like a kind of like a llama, and his back was all grass. Mm-hmm. Right? And it was with a guy with a pickaxe and a zombie, and it was like trees, blossom trees. Blossom trees. It sounds like a new political party,

really, to be honest with it. You know, it sounds pretty intense. Well, yeah, what kind of animals you got at the house? You guys holding it? You guys holding over there? No, but we might get a dog. Yes. Have you guys had the conversation about it?

Who brought up the conversation? My mom. She did. So she's interested in one. And would you get to pick it out or she gets to pick it out? Have you talked about that? Well, I don't really know what dog took that, so she'll pick it out. You think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?

Yeah. Okay. You get to name it? Mm-hmm. But I want it to be a small dog. Why? Um, I don't know. I like small dogs. Yeah, it's nice. They can jump on your bed and stuff. Mm-hmm.

You know? I like that, too. Big dogs, sometimes they just, they get so, they move around and it gets crazy, knock everything over. Yeah. You know, you're sitting there, you having a little TV dinner, they nods. You're like, gee, that's creepers, you know? I'm trying to frickin' finish my programs. it's a lot um you got the fourth grade coming up huh is that true yeah okay how were you feeling

about it good i want to blow that campbell so bad you do all right how about this you answer answer this next question i'll let you blow it out okay what's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade coming up something that you might that's you know got you maybe a little bit nervous I don't know I'm not very nervous I'm actually Really? Yeah

All right Deal Yes Yeah You gotta get on top of that bad boy Yeah There we go Yeah

Look that smoke Yeah Oh yeah Tell me about it Brother Hit some over here I'm gonna call my sponsor Brother

Yeah that's what I'm talking about brother God, I forget light up a whole A couple pounds of that Now smells even better in here It does, I love that It's like a birthday It's like when you get a birthday cake

And get to blow it out Yeah That's the best, man I'd love for you to check out my interview With Hank Hill Yep, that's right, in studio And you can also watch the new season of King of the Hill

Streaming now on Hulu And that's the difference between a hex socket and a pass-through socket. Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting. Oh, we've been rolling. Oh, well, then I should probably clarify that point I made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings. No, I think we're good on that topic, brother. Thanks for sitting down with me, Hank.

Oh, thank you too, Theo. This is my first time being on a podcast. Oh, yeah? Do you listen to any podcasts? Just one. the propane resource council podcast hosted by chet murray i'm not familiar with that one oh well chet's a real character i tell you what okay uh so you used to sell propane propane propane and propane accessories is propane considered a upper echelon gas yes some people say it's just zesty diesel you know so um how high can it get you

Duh, the only recreational use for propane is for family activities such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving. You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank, so me and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off those fumes, daddy, you feel me? No. Uh, anyway, you said you're from Louisiana? My neighbor Bill is from Louisiana. Did you ever run across any of the dootreeves? Yes, I did. a guy named Gilbert D'Otreve. That's Bill's cousin. Uh-uh. Search up a Gilbert d'Atreve, Gilbert.

Hey, there's Bill. Yeah, oh, we used to give each other haircuts on his front porch. So, uh, my son Bobby gave me this ad for his restaurant. I promised him I'd read it. Okay, okay. Uh, guests don't usually bring their own ad reads. Robata Chain is Dallas's only German-Japanese fusion restaurant, where East Meets Worst, as in Bratwurst.

I think he wrote this himself. Sounds beautiful. Oh, that's my wife Peggy. She's reminding me to talk about her. Yeah, whatever, man. We got three hours. Oh, we do? Well, then. You see, the pass-through socket is best used in those type of situations I was talking about earlier,

where a hex socket is impractical. What uh but you know in fourth grade you know what they do have they have oh you know what they also have more drama oh it's true huh i mean it yeah what like people were just talking more noise you think yeah a lot of gossip yeah rumors And they have You have to add and subtract fractions Can you already do it? Yeah No way

Are they taught you that? Well, add them subtract fractions I don't know how to do that But I know how to do fractions Oh yeah, all right You're probably halfway to add in Yeah I mean what's some of the Frickin noise that could come in there in the fourth grade

What's some stuff that you know You think there's gang? or whatever? I don't know. Probably. I know. And are you looking forward to seeing some of your friends again or no?

Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so. I don't really care who I get in my class. Were you going to a new school or just the same school? No, same school. Okay.

So you'll know everybody in there, huh? Mm-hmm. It'd be a little bit different, though. People will be tall or different. True. Is it hard for you to, like, do they want you to be the Rizler at school?

What do they want at school? Is there a lot of pressure or anything? What does that feel like? Well, the first year was kind of crazy, but now it's not. Because, like, I took pictures with everyone in the school, you know. Yeah, like it's done. I'm like that. I'm like that.

You are? I'm like that. Respect. Even the security guards, everybody? Mm-hmm. Cafeteria people? Yeah. Hell yeah.

You got to show them love. I respect that, man. Do y'all have school lunch at school? Yeah. That's nice. But in my other school, guess what? We got to pick what we wanted for lunch. What?

You know, on Friday, we had McDonald's. Who even let it happen? I don't know. Oh, that was under Biden, I think. That's crazy. What is in my pocket? These gloves in my pocket. Are there really?

Let me see him. Are you a criminal? What is he for crime or whatever? You guess so? Do you guess so? I don't know. Oh, yeah. I guess I'm a detective.

Ew, oh, yeah, I'm a detective now, huh? Let me check this for fingerprints, eh? Yeah, I like that, huh? BLM, homie, this is dope. I like that. Yeah, huh? Dude, what if you do the dark wrist? Fingerprint?

Nuh. Who is that? An elf? I don't know. Yeah. probably just some local scoundrel dude you ever do this in the glove what's that like ooh that's really it's a black tie affair huh they smell pretty good yeah what's one of your favorite smells you think sharpies brother let's like that candle again uh uh uh yes dude

why are why do they smell so good oh or the smell so good oh or the smell sharpies, they just want me to eat them, bro. Oh, they good? They just want me to eat them. Oh, pull one up, the smelly sharpies? Yeah, the smellies. Type shit, man. Pull one up right now.

God, I didn't even see those. Oh, those looks. And then, you won't believe this. There is a hamburger and French fry eraser that smells like McDonald's. They want me to eat erasers. They want me to eat rubber. Yeah, bro. I'm telling you, man, that's why we...

They want me to eat stuff that says do not consume. Yeah, they do, brother. Dude, that's the system working against us, man. Like, on this water, like, say it's, like, oil, and it looks like Coca-Cola. It says, do not consume in, like, very big letters. Now I want to consume it. Yeah. It's almost like they're just challenging you.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, you don't think the Rizzo can digest this? Yeah. That dude will freaking refine a barrel of crude and two swallows, brother. He gets it done, man. Do you ever have to have security at school? Do you have any issues there?

No. It's all chill. Yeah. Do you have recess? Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Da-da-da-da.

We hear that? Wait. Yeah. Damn Yeah. Thanks, brother. You know what I do with these gloves to make them like more, like, cool?

What? I bite the tips off to make them like, oh my gosh. That's impressive That is definitely That can't even That's Howie Mandel He's a famous comedian He does it

Play it for him If you've never seen Howie Mandel One of the greats I used to work with him Really? Yeah Listen to this Alright before I start

Before I start Shit I did I did No no Come on wait All right I'm gonna Okay here's what I'm gonna do

I'm I'm gonna All right I'm gonna All right, all right. Well, listen. You had a joke where he would do that a lot. He was really dialed in with it.

But yeah, these... Put it over his whole head and then blowed it up. Let's see if we can find it. We might be able to find it. What is your... Do you have like a finishing move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies? Yeah, I have a finishing. move so it's

I fly up right? Yeah I come back down I spin around I turn into flames and I hit them I go right into

and also someone's trying to come at me boom invisible bubble uh oh wow so you have A defense and you have an offense.

Yeah. Gosh. And also, I have guns. Of course. I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey. In claws. And claws, yeah, for sure, yeah. Oh, definitely.

Because your wife wants her back scratched all the time. That's the problem. You know, but that's life. Here we go right here. One more time. Howie Mandel. I got another one. Okay.

Is it over your nose? Yes, it is. Okay, now hold the rim pipe so Aaron doesn't get up. All right. And blow out your nose. Do you have a cold? No. Okay, good. Have I doing it? I can't see you.

Howie, thank you. Really? This is great. My daughter is thank you, too, man. This is good. Yeah, and that's all you had to do to get a nursing degree back in the day. That looks like it hurts. It does, I know. Yeah. It's brave. Some of these guys do brave stuff. I'm trying. No, no. No, sorry. How did you meet, uh, AJ and B.J., man? How'd you meet those guys?

Did you just meet them at a Costco or something? So I met them at American Dream Mall. An American Dream Mall? Yeah. And what, y'all were just wandering around? They were wandering around? No. They messaged us and they were like,

yo, we shouldn't meet at American Dream Mall. And we just met. You guys aren't related, though. There's rumors out there that you guys are related. Is that true? No. We're not related. Nothing.

I wish, but we're not. Oh, that's nice of you. But you're still able to spend time together, huh? Yeah. And what is something that A.J. likes to do or B.J. likes to do that people don't know. Open cards, like Pokemon cards? Yeah. They like to do that.

Oh, really? How much is a pack of Pokemon cards? Well, a pack is $5. Oh. And do you, can you, what's like the best thing you could pull out of one? A full art. A full art? And the top card, which is the top card is usually $300, $400.400?

$400 worth? No way. But there's not just one set. There's like a bunch of sets. Okay. Like that's a top card and that goes, I know how much that goes for. That's like, oh, wait. Might not be a real one.

That goes, no, that is, I think. Oh, it goes for like $600. Oh, wow. Gosh. That gold Mue 2, I have it, I think. No, no, not that Mute. The Mue 2? Yeah, you see that one?

I have that one. But instead of it being, like, pink, I have it being blue, and it's all gold. Beautiful. So it's basically the better version of this one. And how often are you able to buy packs? Do you have an allowance? What do you have? Well, really, when I go see AJ and Big Justice, like, I usually open cards with them.

Okay, so they got cards. They like doing it. Yeah. Oh, nice. And later, I'm going to this place. It's five minutes away from my hotel. It's, I forgot what's called. Oh, L.A. sports cards.

It's like, we've been there before. Sports card shop. AJ McJustice and me, we've been there. And it's actually really cool. I pulled a $300 card there. This is it. Oh, wow. L.A. sports cards.

Literally five minutes away from my hotel. Oh, that's great. They have UFC cards, too. They have all kinds. Mm-hmm. I like the UFC. That's probably my favorite sport. You ever seen any of it?

MMA. Yeah. Those guys are warriors, huh? My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does UFC. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. What's his name? His name's Riley.

Riley. He does it in Jersey? Oh, no, Staten Island. Oh. I wonder if I've ever seen him fight before. What's his last name? Well, he doesn't, I think he does UFC. It's like, he does, like, fight.

But, like, I'm not sure if it's on TV. He's not, he's not, like, famous. But he trains it. Like, he's done in, like, two or three matches before. Oh, wow, that's amazing, though. I think so, yeah. Still to go fight is amazing. Riley Hunt, is that his name?

Yes. Oh, there he is. Right there, Riley Hunt. Let's get a gander at it. Wait, is that him? No, it's not him. No, no, that's a different picture of someone else. Yeah, Riley Hunt.

Riley Hunt. Flyweight, right there. that's nice yeah that's him that's him that's him oh my freaking god dude look how much you can jump

that's him what I think yeah I think that's it that's amazing dude you gotta go watch him fight sometimes I will

for sure he just won March 29th Riley Hunt reacts after his kill against Tyler Todd last week at Warriors Cup 68 I saw that it's really good

dude you gotta go bro let me know dude, I'll pull up to a fight. I love going to the fights. It's a lot of fun, man. Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes. Yeah, they're pretty quick sometimes. Yeah, they're different.

This one was like 30 seconds, not in a lot. What's a sport you see yourself involving into one day? Like if you had to go pro and something, because you're going to have opportunities. Probably basketball. For sure. Or baseball. Yeah. Who would you play for if you went pro in baseball?

The Mets. Oh, yeah, brother. First game I ever went and saw was a Mets game. Really? Yeah, Benny Og beyond. You too? You too? You remember it?

I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think I do too. Bam, oh, that's Knicks right there. Ooh, look at that fade. You just got tightened up, huh? Let's go. Oh, boy! Oh, yeah, dude.

Heck, yeah, look at you out there, dude. You look like Nate Robinson out there. Oh, hit him with it, brother. That's the four-pointer right there, brother. Anything Riz possible. I almost made that. Yeah, you did. I agree, I agree.

I almost made that. Anything Riz possible, dude. When you sell the Pokemon card, do you flip in them or you keep it? And what are you doing? I keep them. Yeah? Big Justice likes to sell them, but. He likes to get in the business side.

I agree with it when he sells them. You do? She support his business. Yeah. What's another business you think you could see you and your family starting one day? Could it be a restaurant? Could it be a shoe shop? What's something?

I don't know. Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a Pokemon pack that goes for $800. Uh-uh. And is it already? Is it already opened? No, it's like sealed. It's sealed. So you don't know what's in it?

It's from 1998. You weren't even born. then, were you? Wow. That's crazy, man. Long time ago. Longed. What did you notice over your life change?

What is something you've noticed over your, some things change over your life? I don't know. But. But it's fine. Yeah. I feel you, dude. That's kind of how I feel about everything. That's my number one answer most of the time.

It's like, I don't know. but I guess it's fine you know I think that's super important I know that AJ and AJ and BJ are known for the booms right

yeah are you allowed to boom at home does your mom say keep the boom in the car what's the rules over there well like when I'm home I don't really do like the boom

or like the wrist face at home like that's work yeah that's like what Superman puts his cape on yeah but at home you just Clark Kenton around yeah yeah i like that but is your mom care if you boom at home if you were or does she like i mean like i don't really like do that i only do it from like doing a video or something

like a cameo yeah really i do this that's it hey j and big justice do the boom stuff they're booming all day what's the most booms you've ever seen them do in one day probably what's the most booms you've ever seen uh well they only do five booms but have you ever seen them do even in one day Oh, one day, they're probably, if they're doing cameos, a hundred-eight booms. Uh-uh. What? Did the police show up? I don't know.

God. It's a lot of booms. It just seems like too many for a couple of guys. But if anybody can pull it off, they can. Right there. I did a thing with them where, so we did 100 cameos in one day. No, two days. two days.

Wow. We ended at like 60 and then the next day we finished. Did it feel like a lot where you burn out? Yeah. Yeah. How are you doing personally, man? I know you got a lot going on in your life, right? Like your life's kind of different than other young men's lives, you know?

You have a responsibility to, you know, the people of Gotham City, the people of the world, you know? They expect, when times are tough, they expect the Rizzler to show up and be there to support them, to show them love and to be like a... you know, to be a beacon of hope in the world. But what's that pressure like on you? Like, are you handling it okay? Do you have moments where you just have to go sit out on the porch and just like, not smoke or whatever, but sit there or whatever? Yeah.

You ever take some time for yourself? How do you handle that pressure? I don't know. Get a massage or something? Yeah. Can you get a massage? Can people even legally massage a kid? Actually, when I went to the Justice House, he had a massage.

Saus chair in this room. Oh, yeah. I don't know what age he is, but that starts to happen. He's, I think he's 12. Oh, he's a, yeah. Twelve or thirteen. Yeah. Oh, dang.

So what, people were just, and he gets massages to come? Yeah, and then his friend, like his friend's dad, um, wait, I forgot what his friend's dad. Well, I forgot, but. Yeah. Are you a lot of stare at your friend's houses or not? Yeah. Heck yeah, dude.

The whole weekend, I stayed at the Justice House. Oh, you did? What's the lady, y'all are allowed to stay up? Well, really, we stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning. One o'clock. And guess what? One time we were like, because, like, we have a, we sleep in one bed because it's like a big bed. And, like, he sleeps like, like, like, all like this.

And then I sleep on the other side of the bed. It's like a big bed. Oh, that's nice, dude. If somebody has a big old bed. Yeah. God. Does he have any pets or not? Oh, no.

I used to have a fish, but. We won't say nothing, huh? Things happen, eh? Yeah, his name is Bluey. It was a blue... You know the flying fishes? I haven't seen him. Bring it up.

Flying fish. New Jersey flying fish. Yeah. This could just be some guys... Some young Guinea escape in prison, too. Who knows what we're going to see here. That's what you had? I think so.

No, it was a smaller one. It was like, um... Where'd you get it? Paco. You ever been to the fair before? Yeah. I love the fair to you? Yeah, I love the fair.

What are some of your favorite rides at the fair? My favorite rides are like, um... My favorite rides The Ferris wheel I like Oh I've been on a ride Before my soul almost left my body It was a ride

That goes like this It goes up This is the sky It goes right here Now what It goes right here And then guess what It spins around like that

Oh Like your chair springs around like that Who let you on it? Big Justice Oh And the guy even said, Just like you know, your soul is going to leave your body. I thought I was going to sign a waiver for a second.

I was like... And Big Justice is just getting you into that kind of stuff, huh? God, they really do bring the boom, huh? Yeah. They're not lying. Yeah. Like, if I ask you this, be honest with me. When AJ and Big Justice say they're bringing the boom,

are they really or is it a cat? Oh, yeah, they're bringing the boom. Respect. Respect, man. There's a couple of rumors that I've heard about you. I'm going to rattle them off. You tell me true or false, okay? I heard that you have two cell phones.

I actually have three. Well, my brother has two iPads, and I have a phone. And I have two Nintendo switches. You have a scale? What? Good answer. And I have Nintendo Switch, you have it? I too.

What? You can just switch from one or the other. Yeah, I got the Switch. It's like an all-white one. And then I have the Switch 2. It's the new one. It's actually pretty cool. Another rumor that I've heard, I read somewhere online, and haters will say stuff, you know.

But somebody said that you can't run that. fast. Is that true, or is that... I can run fast, yeah. I think that's what we saw. What did you see? Right here. Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast. I can run that fast. So that's cap then?

Yeah. Gosh, man. I'm sorry people say that kind of stuff, too. Yeah. You can run from the law in this picture right here, I'll tell you that. You can run through prohibition right here with your father. That's an awesome picture. And where were you guys going? Um

God, look at you You look like You look like Rosie O'Donnell in that picture I'm literally sitting on books Oh you all Look how many books They got you on

Bro, those feastables The peanut butter ones No, there's peanut butter ones And chocolate ones But the peanut butter chocolate ones How good are they? I hate peanut butter But peanut butter and chocolate

Just Yeah It's like they knew each other Yeah It's like they're meant to be It really is It's the, they're the Romeo and Juliet of our taste buds.

You know? Another rumor. I heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends. Yes. Weekdays too? Yeah. Oh my God.

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Rumor is that they tried to invite you into their dining club. These guys right here. I think so, actually. Rumor is, yeah, because one of the kids was allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up. And, uh, or I'd never seen Nuget or whatever or whatever. and um or he'd never eaten like a poke rib or something

and he just I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it but yeah somebody said they invited you to be in their gang I think so actually okay and is that something you think you would do or you're kind of you like your turk you're on

but you consider it respect I like that yeah people love these guys man they're out of Baltimore some survivors up there is what they and they're doing their best Um, oh, have you been to any concerts?

Um, well, the last, like, concert thing I've been to is when I went to, uh, your comedy show. That was the last concert I went to. Was it really? Yeah. huh? What's something you're doing? Is there something you're throwing every year you're going to start throwing?

Maybe like a certain event. Like maybe, um... I want to do my own podcast. Oh, you do? Rizmus in July or something. Stand on Rizness. It's you going and helping out, um, like lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood

businesses, you know? I could see, because it seems like you really like to be helpful to people. Is that true? Yeah. I think I can see that in your heart. And so I think that would be neat If there's like a young

Young person starting a business And you roll up and you add some Riz to it And you know I have a hidden talent I can crack my jaw You can? I can kind of I can crack it Try one more time

I'm not sure if you can hear it But like I can hear it I can I can almost hear it Oh yeah Earlier, I cracked my neck, and it was like, Yeah.

It feels good, huh? My soul almost left my body. Oh, dude, come on. You're out. But, dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers. It creeps me out. You know, when people crack their fingers, like, what are you doing? Get some vitamins or whatever.

You're falling apart out of here, and I've got to listen to it. When you look back on your life or this important, what's maybe a choice you wish you to make differently when you look back on your life? Um, mm-hmm. But is there like something you're like, maybe I could have done that a little different or maybe I wish I hadn't done that? Um, when I lost a Fortnite match.

Yeah. Yeah. Burns you, huh? And, like, I tried to do a strategy and then I tried to do that strategy and it didn't work. Oh. That happens a lot in life.

I think if you have a strategy for something that doesn't pan out. Yeah. You know? One day you've got to get your mother probably a nice gift. You know, once guys kind of make it in the industry, they got to get their mother something, you know? Which is something you think your mother would really like from you, you know?

A necklace. Ooh. I like that, huh? What would it have on it or say on it or would it be? Maybe you have something written on it or something? Oh. Yeah. Maybe it would be like a diamond, like inside of a ring?

Yeah. Like, but like the ring is like around the diamond. And you know how it's not like there's a ring and then the diamond is outside of it. It's a diamond. And then the ring is like Saturn. The ring is around the diamond. Pretty cool. It's a good idea.

I could see you doing jewelry. Mm-hmm. You know? Doing a jewelry shop maybe. I like that. If you had to sell one dessert for the rest of your life to people, what would it be you think? I think what mine would be

Brownies God, come on My memo makes the best brownies God What does she put in them? I don't know And what does she like to do? Does she play cards or what does she do?

Come on What are you doing? I know, huh? I'm going to let you crack my neck in a second. Those things look good. What are some things you think? Like, you're an older brother. I want to know a little bit before the fame, a couple questions. Were you a Miss Rachel fan before the fame? Do you remember her?

Oh, my God. I hate Miss Rachel. You know why? Why? Because, right? I was, like, watching Netflix with Big Justice. Yeah. And then I sat on the remote, my accident, and Miss Rachel turned on. And I was just, like, staring at it. And then Cousin Angel came behind me. I was like, you have a crush up with Rachel.

I'm like, no, I don't. And then, like. So they were pressing you about her. Yeah. Yeah. So that made you feel uncomfortable then a little bit. Yeah, she seemed like a sweet lady. Yeah.

But you weren't tapped in. You weren't watching Miss Rachel videos and stuff before you blew up. True. You were not, right? My baby cousin, he's like one year's old. He watched Mr. He watches Mr. Rachel. Okay, so some people are watching it in the neighborhood.

Okay, fair, fair. You know what I like watching? What? Coco-melon. What is it? Coco-melon? Oh, yeah. It's just kind of passive watching, right?

Teasy. Like, say, like, I watch a scary movie, like, in the middle of the night. I'm like, oh, I turn off the TV, put on every light in my house. Turn back on the TV, watch Cocoa Mellon. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, you're definitely You're definitely a regular American right there And now a scary movie could just be the news even

And people can't even handle it I heard they made a live action Nah, uh, who played cocoa melon Oh, I think it's right there That one That one, yes, I think it I think so Well, I heard a rumor that there was a live action one

Huh, that'd be cool to go see Um Do you remember what your first word was? Rizzler Gotta be Yeah, Rizzler Yeah This is my first word

I mean yeah If anything else fell out of your mouth People would be shocked You know Um I know that you've been doing some acting recently You have a deal with Hardee's right? You were doing a commercial

Whenever I freaking saw you in Nashville Let's take a peek at it, can we? Beautiful sunny day at the pool There was only one thing that could make the day better Now look at that there The Rizzler knew what he had to do Have you ever seen Sandlot? Yeah

This is like the part of the lifeguard But instead I ate the burger His plan was in motion Hmm Watch this, watch this way Look at me I turn upside down Dang, where is that?

Doe Wow Nice execution Nice execution Yeah Yeah This message is approved by the Rizler

Yeah dude You did a good job, man Yeah Do you feel overwhelmed that day Or do you feel like everything was kind of manageable It was actually pretty nice Really? And it was, it kind of reminded me of my, what's called? Booking.com commercial.

Mm-hmm. Oh, so it's reminding you of other acting you've done. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like acting is something else you want to do in your life? Mm-hmm. Yeah? What makes you feel that? What gives you that calling kind of? Mm-hmm. I'm just good at it. Yeah. If you weren't an actor, what would you be, then you think? A comedian, because I'm funny.

Yeah. Oh, dude, that's cool, bro. But I would only, like, do shows, like, once a year. Yeah. Yeah. Special event. Or, like, yeah, yeah. Or, like, once a month or something like that.

Once a month is too crazy, but, like... Four times a year. Yeah, four times a year. At least. At least. Wait, like, when you do your comedy shows, like, when is your favorite time to, like, do comedy shows Probably in the evening for sure

Yeah If you do it too early I think a lot of But if you want people to come to the show A lot of them are at work During the day So you have to wait until they get off work So usually they can get there

By like seven See a show So that's pretty fun Like do you do a lot of comedy shows Yeah I'll probably do Maybe a hundred something a year So I've done a lot

That's good That's good Thanks ma'am yeah it's not you know I'm not where I want to be but it's like you know everybody is trying to put the pieces together

when you see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling to something what's some of your suggestion you give them some advice you give them um I'd just say you're risk proof

they're a risproof yeah you're Riz approved oh you're Riz approved do you say Riz approved yeah well then they would have no Ritz because they're Riz

They're risproof. I misheard you. That's like having a bulletproof vest. But it stops Riz. Yeah. You don't want that. Riz approved. That's like saying you have a bulletproof vest and then a knife can cut through it.

I know. Sorry I even woke up today, you know. But, but yeah, Riz proof is best. Yeah. All right, man. Riz approved. Sorry. Riz approved.

Riz approved. Yes. Um, is this podcast Riz approved, man? Yes. Respect. Well, if I can help you on a podcast or something sometime or if I can give you any thoughts or ideas or anything like that, happy to share them.

Who's somebody you would want to interview on your podcast? Do you think if you started one? Um, this guy, his name is Ben Hasler. He's a YouTuber. Mm-hmm. Ben Hazlet? Ben Azler. Ben Azalart.

Ben Azalart? Yeah. I call him Ben Azler, but. Ben Azelart, there he is. It's the same thing. Oh, he looks like a fun guy, huh? Yeah. I love his videos.

So fun. Hey, Nasalard. Thanks for putting me on, bro. That looks good. Jeremy Hutchins is another guy, I guess? Oh, yeah, Jeremy Hutchins. So that's one of his... That's his...

Jeremy Hutchins is... Like, there's this thing. It's called the Amp Squad. It's a bunch of... It's like all their friends, and they all do content. Oh, bad. Sometimes together and sometimes not. And do they play soccer, too?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Look, that's the Am Squad. Dang. Rizzer, you need your own freaking Amp Squad, dude. Oh, my gosh. You got to get one of those people from...

I didn't know Bree was in the Am Squad. That means I'm in the Am Squad, because I met Bree. Is that how you get in? Yeah, the girl in the middle. Oh, you're in. Dude, call and have me send you a check. Yeah.

Now, do you keep a piggy bank at home? I know you probably made a little bit of money over the years, would you save it up, or what are you doing? Well, I used to have this, uh, piggy-meak, it was Superman, and you know where the Superman logo is? Yeah. Every time you would put a coin in the cape, it would make the sound, it would play the soundtrack. Nice. And then, you know what, what my, uh, cousin would do when he came over?

He kept putting coins in the thing all day, because, you know, all night because he slept over. And I couldn't go to sleep. Oh, just because he kept playing the soundtrack. Yeah. And the soundtrack is like two minutes. Oh. You're like, dude. Yeah, things are super, but let's get a little shud-a-high, you know?

Oh. Dude, sometimes cousins, that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude. Yeah, I think, yeah, today's my cousin's birthday, actually. Well, let's say happy birthday to him. What's his name? Julian. Julian. We want to let you know, man, happy birthday.

Yeah, happy birthday with the gloves. Now I'm going to take them off because my hands are sweaty. Yeah, my hands are sweaty too. But we had a good time. Look at my hand. Let me see it. It's glossy. Look.

You're the inside of this glove. That thing's damp, huh? Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. Look at that. That thing is damp. We're going to save that. I'm going to auction that off.

Some politician will buy it. Anyway. Rizel, great to see you, man And thank you for coming to my comedy show, dude That was really nice of you I didn't really even realize that And also, before I go I'm not sure if a lot of people know this

But I have a birthmark on my hand Oh, I didn't know it I just want to get that out there You got it, let me get a gander at it, huh? Oh, yeah, you sure it's a birthmark? You sure? Fair Yeah, what am I even

What am I asking the Rizzler If he's sure about something? He wouldn't open his mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about. Well, man, cheers to many more bike tricks. Cheers to a lot of another year of great energy. The fourth grade you're pulling up in, you know? Are you scared about, are there like girls in the fourth grade?

Or that's not? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, yeah. Good luck out there, brother. I said we're going to say, stay hydrated. Oh, yeah. That's my first sip right there

You have as much as you want You know We got more where that came from But Congratulations on all the success And I hope to see Whenever you have a comedy show You invite me out over there, right?

Okay All right And happy birthday, Julian Yeah Pay us the money you owe us, huh? Yeah Now you better be nice to me Yeah, you better be nice to them.

Thank you, brother. Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones. But it's going to take it. Thank you.