This Past Weekend - #624 - Sketch

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Starting point is 00:00:57 He's been on the show before. And there's nobody quite like him. He's kind of, he's America's little brother. I think that's who he is. And, uh, and I'm grateful today to get to spend time with my friend, sketch. All right. Let's do our best here.

Starting point is 00:01:35 Yeah, a lot's happened since you were, since we, you and I hung out, man. Yeah, it's been a, it's been a roller coaster. You were just over at Ole Miss, I saw. Yeah, I've been trying to do like a college tour, where I go around, kind of do tailgates, and then, like, stream from the field. I'm trying to, like, I mean, I just kind of like watching college football, so just trying to make the job pretty much. Like, that's kind of, uh, where, I want to be, make it like the,

Starting point is 00:02:00 Like, like, Pat, how Pat McAfee just, like, does whatever on ESPN, but just do that for my job. I don't know. I'm in the middle of, like, of a, just trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah. He's got to, sometimes it's hard to think about long term. Yeah, well, I think, I know, like, we were, last time we kind of talked, like, at not, like, a lot or whatever, it had been, you've been thinking about getting in a streaming, you know? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:25 And I think you were kind of, like, trying to figure out what that was going to be, like, has that been a good experience overall? Um, it's been a good experience. It's just like streaming, it's like so like instant gratification. So it like can be like, I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point. Like, because like people, you just sit there and like kind of like you're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of like viewers and stuff like that. And like that's like the only downside. Besides that, it's a fun job. I really do whatever whatever.

Starting point is 00:02:55 So when people ask me, like they ask me on a TV show, they're like, what do you do? I was like, um, I just hang out my friends pretty much and just stream it. Yeah. And what are some things that we don't even recognize that streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like, what are some things like, um, like does your back hurt after it or are there things where like, uh... It's, uh, it's, it's smelling like shit and then when people come up to you. Why? Are you streaming in a outdoors?

Starting point is 00:03:26 No, well, you just start smelling you, like, how do you just get pit smell? you get like bad breath smell from talking all the time and there's people come up to you and it's like I try to keep my arms like this the tighter I am the probably the more I smell

Starting point is 00:03:40 the more I smell and when I you can't refute smelling bad on the internet you can't I don't think what do you mean by that I don't understand me you can't refute it

Starting point is 00:03:51 if someone says that you smell bad or if there's a clip of you getting say someone going like to your breath like doing that everyone's going to think you have bad breath for probably like the rest of your life yeah

Starting point is 00:04:02 dude my friend his breath was just disgusting dude and he knew it and he liked it having bad breath he liked it huh he'd be like you want this shit smoke and he just breathe right on you he'd come up behind you like on the edge of you

Starting point is 00:04:21 and just hit you with some oh it's like a shit storm almost yeah he was just like a little duty sniper kind of. No, it was duty sniper. Yeah, he would just fucking blast you out with it. And his girl, dude, he ended up dating a girl that had bad breath. And it was like, fuck. They loved

Starting point is 00:04:37 that shit. It was like a more of a prior taste thing. I think once you go there, it's like and you somebody else meet you. I bet it's nice. First of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks so people don't come and bother you all the time. If people know your breast stinks, people leave you alone, dude. It is.

Starting point is 00:04:55 That's probably one of the positives. If you don't like being talked to. And then three, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each other's fucking faces, like a couple little fucking rabid little shit ponies or whatever. I bet that shit's hype. The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is I would eat wasabi peas right before bed and I wouldn't drink any water and it would like kind of collect over here.

Starting point is 00:05:24 And then in the morning, and I guess, gave her a kiss, and that was the first time I've seen a look of, of rancid, a rancid look of smell, like, smell from her. I almost, I, it was almost gave her the ick. That's that oral Iwo Jima you hit her with, huh? It is, it's scary, though. That's the one of the things that you can't, you can't have bad breath, or you're, it's, it will ruin, like, for me, for me, if you, like, you, you blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn't be able to get over. for it for a while. I dated a girl

Starting point is 00:05:59 with breast smelled like ham a little bit or a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you'd be around her and every now and then you'd get a hit of ham. She probably has like a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then just rocks it for the rest of the day. I don't know. She didn't seem like a big breakfast eater

Starting point is 00:06:15 but I just, there was always this faint sense of ham and there were moments where I liked it like if we were outdoors and stuff. But if I was at a movie and like every like seven or eight minutes you just smell a little bit of ham, it would just make me just, I don't know. Give you a little nausea.

Starting point is 00:06:31 It bummed me out. And you can't say to somebody, hey. Your breath smells like, hey, I'm, you need to fix this. Yeah, because then they're like, oh, you're crazy. Dude, do I look like a prison person with these. No, I do like the, I do like the revealing of the ankles. It looks like, you should almost have like an ankle bracelet on or something. Ooh, I got to get one, dude.

Starting point is 00:06:51 We should get friendship bracelets. I got to get something like that. You get something on your ankle. I notice your swag is up, dude. You chained out. Yeah, I went to Johnny Dang one time How much was that? This one was 30

Starting point is 00:07:02 Ooh, that's beautiful Yeah, but I was doing it in celebration I'm from Houston, so everyone has, it's like a thing to do there Yeah, you gotta do it as part of the culture Would you ever, what's like, you would you ever buy jewelry? No, I bought these glasses or I paid for two pairs They said it was get one free, but What's like your biggest thing you indulge on then?

Starting point is 00:07:21 Probably You collect anything? No, man, I gotta get some good hobbies, dude. I've got to get some good stuff popping. I've been going to a lot of football games, too. That's been, like, my new hobby. It's fun.

Starting point is 00:07:34 It's so much fun, dude. Did you get to see Lane Kiffin down there? I wanted to. I didn't want to go to Sturban, but he, but he DM me afterwards like, you should have said, what's up? But I was like, I figured you were busy. I was like, I'm not going to put a camera up

Starting point is 00:07:47 in the coach's face. Bro, Lane is like, he's one of a kind. Dude, I feel like he might have tried to set me up on a date with his ex-wife, dude. Really? Is she good looking? Yeah, she's good looking? Yeah, she's really good looking.

Starting point is 00:07:58 And you're not dating Diego Pavia's mom, right? Yeah, no, it just never got set up, really. I feel like I've tried to make myself available, you know. I just don't know, just can't get a clear answer from her. Yeah. You know, and also, he and I are friends. I don't want to upset the friendship. I don't want to, like, sit him down and have a talk with him, you know, like clean your room.

Starting point is 00:08:21 You know what I'm saying? I don't even know. That would be a little wild. But yeah, so it's like, you know, I don't want to press the issue. She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends, you know. Yeah. I just saw it in TikTok, so I figured.

Starting point is 00:08:37 So you're dating around or what do you do? What do you just? Yeah, 2025. I've been looking for love. It was supposed to be 20-20-wife. I was supposed to find a wife this year, but it hasn't happened. But yeah, dude, I think Lane was trying to set me up with his fucking ex-wife. Dude, he put us in a group chat, right?

Starting point is 00:08:52 And then he's like, I'll leave you two alone. And he left the group. Oh, my God. Bro. Welcome to the SIP. Did it work? Miss Simmie ladies are nice. Oh, she's a Florida girl, actually.

Starting point is 00:09:08 I do know that. There she is right there. Beautiful lady. Layla. Look at Lane, dude. God, he looked like he used to own a horse or something. Did you shoot a shot or did you? No, I didn't, because I can't really tell what's going on.

Starting point is 00:09:22 So I'm going to check in and see what's up. But, yeah, that was just a. crazy thing. He's like, I'll leave you two alone. And then he exited just like Homer Simpson just fading into the bush. Yeah, he left you there to try to find marriage. Yeah, dude. You don't get on any apps.

Starting point is 00:09:40 I'm not on the apps. You on them? No, I got a girlfriend. Oh, you got a girlfriend? Yeah. We live together. It's pretty... What? Yes. Dude, when I saw you last time you were barely drinking enough water, remember your kidneys were bad. But it's still... My kidneys still suck.

Starting point is 00:09:56 It is. It's because you're not drinking any water, dude. I'm drinking water now. I'm trying to. I've been drinking less. I've been drinking less. Less water? No, less alcohol. Oh, good. More water. Dude, remember when I saw you in Florida? You were just, like, kind of glitching by the curtains the last time I saw you. And I was like, get that guy a cup of water. You got to keep filling that bubble. I know, once I start feeling a pain in my kidney. It feels like a kidney stone.

Starting point is 00:10:17 Yeah. Oh, you're going to roll dice out of that bitch one of these days, dude. Yeah, hopefully I'll roll a lucky seven or something. You're going to fucking. I feel like it's, it's, it's a thing. is going to fucking, I don't know. Oh, we got one kiddies, so I got to take care of it. Yeah, because that's what, that's what I'm saying. You down to that one bubbler, homie, you got to, you have to stay hydrated. Dude, imagine if you saw a fish tank, right?

Starting point is 00:10:38 And there's an inch of water in it, and the fish are trying to live in there. That's pretty much what's going on, because every time I pee, it's really hot, and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and they release, I just don't go to the doctor a lot. Do you, do you do that? You can go online. you can be you can get on there easy me like hey what's up tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener at the same time bro they'll shoot dude show me does your kidney your win your is that the same doctor is that different doctors you think these days it's all in one

Starting point is 00:11:08 dude you can go to a dude who will fucking prescribe you he'll they'll email you a fucking quarter blood they'll email you uh a little bit of TRT a pack of fucking breath man so fucking handle it they got it all handled dude it's one-stop shop i was i was in mexico and you You can get, like, what's the HG8? Is it HGH? The health, is it health hormone? Where you get jacked or whatever? You can get that.

Starting point is 00:11:32 You can just get it. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a cream now, too. They'll rub it on you. Have you tried it before? HGH, no. I've never, I can't try because I have one kiddies. I'll just be skinny fat for the rest of my life.

Starting point is 00:11:45 I, like, kind of, like, just have this awkward build. Yeah, but it's a solid build, I think. One thing that gets me is my nipples, like, are kind of, like, off-centered, because I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So right now it's like, I'm a little lopsided. That or have scoliosis. Oh, yeah. Remember school?

Starting point is 00:12:04 Did they ever check for scoliosis at your school? Yeah, they check for that a little bit more. Oh, really? No, I'm just kidding. If they check, yeah, sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like, that's not scoliosis. It's kind of a pedophile, you know? That's not scoliosis at all, dude.

Starting point is 00:12:20 If something else was rubbing his crotch while you're like, while he was doing he's doing one of these yeah it could get it uh sometimes a doctor you know they walk they walk the line between uh being

Starting point is 00:12:35 creepy and well not creepy but oh definitely dude it's it's scary out there dude i remember one we used to have one in our town and he'd be like he would hold your penis while you coughed or whatever and he wouldn't even report anything back to you that's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts is he really

Starting point is 00:12:50 was he just grabbing straight dong Yeah, dude. You just grabbing the Twinkie? Yeah, dude, grabbing the nuts is crazy. Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what if you're with a doctor? I'm pretty sure. I don't know what's supposed to come down,

Starting point is 00:13:04 but I think something from your intestines comes to your sack and it moves. If somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze, I'll fucking punch them. I feel like that's like a trend, though, that they don't do anymore. I don't feel like you have to go to school and they don't, they just have to do that to go to school.

Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh, dude, when I was a kid, yeah, You'd have to go somewhere. They'd fucking polish your asshole. They would fucking hold on your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet backwards. They had to fuck and they would rub both of these parts of your, under your, until there were lumps. I'm like, there's nothing there. And they would rub them for like 30 seconds as hard as fuck and then to do all this. And then there would be shit there.

Starting point is 00:13:43 And then if all those lumps, every time someone tells you about those lumps, it always just makes you schizophrenic. Because there's all, it always, you're like, I can't tell if this is the lump or not. this one says using both hands gently roll each testicle between your thumbs and fingers oh my god so it would be like this is like you're shopping for avocados dude like money mansell what right here yeah yeah maybe you look a little little johnny manzel with the with the testes maybe that's what he's what he's doing clip that and send that to johnny bro watch us in 20 years he's going to be doing testicular cancer like how to check for testicular cancer is that what he's checking for and he's going to be doing this yeah do they i didn't know that i thought it was like for

Starting point is 00:14:23 I don't know what it was for Oh, that's it, dude And he's got a two on, two nuts, don't forget That's exactly Money Mansell Dr. Manzell He's great, man I saw him down at

Starting point is 00:14:35 At the Vanity game, right? At Vanity versus Alabama Yeah I'm going to Alabama Next weekend You are? Yeah Have you been there to see a game?

Starting point is 00:14:45 I've been in the facilities Or not the facility I've been around Tusal Luce I haven't been to the game yet though Oh, dude, it's That place is unbelievable to see a game There's a lot of great places Neeland is probably the

Starting point is 00:14:58 I mean Where's neat? What is Neeland? That's uh Go Valls, University of Tennessee Are you a Volz fan or a Vanderbilt fan? I'm both Where you're a Jersey slut? They're calling me a jersey slut right now But I'm just trying to get free beers at the tails against

Starting point is 00:15:13 Why are you just showing up to every team I rock home team everywhere I go yeah I don't give a fuck I didn't graduate college Everyone in common's like Oh, he graduated. He went to Mississippi State. It's like, I went to four schools, and I got no degrees.

Starting point is 00:15:27 So it's not like I have a sense of accomplishment at any of these places. Of course. People, and the crazy thing is some of these fan bases, they're like, there's people in the stands, like, literally trying to overdose so their teams will win. They're like, you know what I'm saying? If we get to fucking, if they get it in the end zone, I'm hitting that narcan, you know, it's like, dude. It's a lot better than the NFL, though. Oh, NFL's fresh.

Starting point is 00:15:47 It's so much funer. Yeah. Like the vibe of it. Oh, college is the best. I remember when I was at Ole Miss, some kid just, no, some grown adult. Just, I was on the sideline, just gave me a beer. At Ole Miss?

Starting point is 00:16:01 At University, possibly. I don't, do you think, yeah, I don't know. Dude, I'm going to Ole Miss this weekend for a game. You are? Yeah. What the fuck? What's game? Oh, Miss versus Florida.

Starting point is 00:16:13 Oh, okay, are you going for the night game? Yeah. Damn. It's going to be sick. I want to go to that game so bad. Have you... You know the lore, right? DeLore?

Starting point is 00:16:27 No, the lore about... Oh, they went Kiffin there and all that shit. Mm-mm. Well, Florida, all the Florida fans, I think that they're going to get Lane Kiffin. Oh, you think they're going to be cheering, like, trying to... Well, the Ole Miss fans would want to beat the shit out of Florida because they don't want Lane Kiffon to leave. That's a good point.

Starting point is 00:16:45 I didn't even realize that's going to be the hype there. That's probably the best job in the world right now is to be a college football coach that gets fired. It's not going to be Lane Kiffin, but like, like, what was it? Brian Kelly got fired, got like $60 billion? Dude, yeah, that's, bro, we got to get fucking fired. You should start a football team. Oh, yes. You could start with like a minor league team and work our way up or...

Starting point is 00:17:08 What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe? The Rattlers is kind of raw. That was my little league baseball team name. Nuh. I swear. Wow. We were the baby cats.

Starting point is 00:17:17 The baby cats. Yeah. I don't know if that's scary. Oh, we were horrible, dude. We had one kid had the worst fucking asthma. We had to just, and you couldn't put him in the sunlight because it activated it and shit. So we'd have to, like, we'd adjust the way the field was shaped so he could play a little. The whole thing was like, what the puck.

Starting point is 00:17:35 We had a kid kind of like that, but it was more of like a kid that it was almost like Howie from bench warmers, like where like he couldn't really be in the sun. Yeah. Like always had to wear long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that. I swear there's one on every little league team. Yeah, there's some. What is this? Oh, that, that tally. That's him.

Starting point is 00:17:55 That's right there. That's Nick Swarton right there. Played him. Nick Swarton's the best. Oh, that's... What? I just realized that. What's Nick Swarton right there?

Starting point is 00:18:05 Do you... Do any kids ever try to press you on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no? It's been chill. No, they've only been chill because I wear the home jersey. That's why, yeah, you've got to play into the favoritism. So I haven't been pressed. But there's not really a reason to press.

Starting point is 00:18:21 I'm just bouncing around and if someone asked for a picture I just go can I get a beer I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the

Starting point is 00:18:29 it's a lot of it's a lot of people coming up to you and are you having any water too you just having beer mostly yeah a little bit

Starting point is 00:18:37 I usually do it until I get heartburn you drink it so you get heartburn yeah I got heart I got heartburn right now but I got here at 9

Starting point is 00:18:47 I couldn't check into my hotel hotel until 4 and I'm on Broadway Oh yeah But two years ago I said dude Start drinking water I've been drinking water

Starting point is 00:18:56 It's the it's the It's right here It feels like I got shot in the stomach I swear it's in my Since I got my appendix removed Damn That's not a I think that's not a conspiracy

Starting point is 00:19:07 That's why I don't go to the doctors Half the shit they say is bullshit Dude of course dude All you need is TikTok And a fucking good Attitude And a cash up account And you can fucking take care of yourself

Starting point is 00:19:20 these days, dude. Okay, this is like a true story. Okay. But like this is like ever since, like how people call me a lesbian or whatever? Because your looks or whatever? Yes, because of my looks. It happens to me sometimes too. Some lady the other day said, is that a wig on your head?

Starting point is 00:19:36 But the doctor made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney in the way my face looked and assumed and told my parents that I would, like, there was a high percentage chance that I was down syndrome. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. I'm just saying. Like, because the, like, because the, the, the, the lookers because of, someone said, it's

Starting point is 00:19:59 because, like, my, my eyes. No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes of, like, like, almond eyes? Oh, yeah. I forgot. You do have that. Well, I just got to show you my baby picture. But that's why I don't believe half the shit that they say.

Starting point is 00:20:14 And then when I went to, I, I, don't like. If your eyes got that nut shape on them, that's a lot of the signature. Yeah. Other than I got one time I got my appendix removed And I'm not kidding you To test to see if they would Like I had pain They told me to jump

Starting point is 00:20:27 When I had appendicitis And they probably laughed huh I jumped and I like Was like almost shit myself I was in so much pain And where did you get your appendix removed Who removed it? Was it a sanctioned place

Starting point is 00:20:41 It was a sanctioned place It was pretty great Except for I didn't know until after That they put a gaffer in I guess that's They put a catheter And that's a fucking pervert Because they go

Starting point is 00:20:54 I don't want somebody Looking up my wiener I'll tell you what's up there I've looked up there Nothing buddy Yeah they're gonna have to have like I use a really small needle To really get in there

Starting point is 00:21:03 But you dude If you're not drinking water That's why they're doing all that shit Dude because you're not drinking any water The human body's 95% water And you're out here Fucking Miller light and Kool-Aid and shit That's because it's a weekend

Starting point is 00:21:17 You're out of drinking fucking... It's been two years since I've seen you had the same problem, dude. Where, but you bring me to Nashville? You're out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day? You're out of Nashville, and you said you'd go down. Delta 1 on the Broadway is awesome, and what is there to do? There is just a, like, it looks like, so an invasion of, of, bachelorette parties. Oh, yeah, you'll see some thick and boots, maybe a lot of thicken boots out here.

Starting point is 00:21:43 I know, they're ready to march for something. March our party. Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business in the hood, dude. Yes. Was that tough? Was that a tough moment? I didn't think I was in the hood. So the background of story for that was I was going to play.

Starting point is 00:21:59 I was at Russell Westbrook's old high school. And I was going to, I was going to buy basketball shoes because I had a basketball game. And one of my mods met me there and was like, hey, can you buy me? shoes. So I bought his kid's shoes. I walk out and this guy like, it goes like, you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what? Then I was like, he's like, you're in a wrong hood. And I saw he was kind of fat. So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll push, I'll push back. So I said, what did I say? There you grow. What do you? What do you say? Wait, show. What do you say that again? Show him? You in the trenches right now, bro. You need to hurry up.

Starting point is 00:22:46 We can get out of here. I expect you to see here. Why don't give a fuck? Like it did. Yeah. Okay, I got him on camera so in case we got shot. What kind of vehicle are you getting here? Are you part of a funeral procession?

Starting point is 00:23:01 No, it's Uber. What are you getting into? I got into the Uber black because it was just like, it was a, it was a event that someone else threw, so they got the car for that. Look at you getting in there like it's a funeral, like I'm late for. Oh, I had to get these new shoes because, you know, Danny died or whatever.

Starting point is 00:23:20 I was honestly scared. I was going to get shot in the back there. I was like, please step on it. Yeah, that dude was pressing. That didn't seem like a real guy. Go back to that guy. I don't think, I think he was more joking back hindsight. Because he had his phone out too.

Starting point is 00:23:37 So I knew he wasn't like really pressing. Yeah, look, he hasn't even been in the sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin. I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in the sun. and neither do other Mexican people. That is true. Bring up some really pale Mexicans because that should be illegal, okay, first of all.

Starting point is 00:23:54 They're actually, I think they're, I think half of, I think there's like a, like, it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale. No, but those are some of the women. You have to keep the sun off of some of them because they get pregnant and it can damage the child. Is that true?

Starting point is 00:24:08 Or you just make that up? You ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun? Like on the side of the road or whatever? No way. It is true. That is true. I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time. But I also just, you know, hang out at the club.

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Starting point is 00:27:33 Koso, huh? Yeah, those are my boys. Yeah. Do you should, if you could get Koso, that'd be sick. Is he a neat guy? He's awesome. Yeah. He just doesn't like to fly and he never leaves the state of Arkansas. Ooh, I love Arkansas. That's where he lives at? Yeah, he's, uh, he's really cool and so is jinxie. Jinxie's like the realest person I've met in all of content. Like, we still talk all the time. Um, because that was really, you guys really popped off together, huh? Well, he, he found me at like around a thousand viewers

Starting point is 00:28:04 and then like when I was with him we'd get to like I'd get to 10 when I was when he was streaming he'd get like it was like a time where you'd have 100,000 people no way

Starting point is 00:28:13 so we would be like we'd be streaming together and like on his account he'd have more viewers than like Thursday night football like on prime because it's on prime and I was like

Starting point is 00:28:23 that's kind of what made us blow up dude but uh dude but having fun like just being like that with your friends and having fun

Starting point is 00:28:32 so much fun, huh? It is pretty sick. It is a dream job. Like, I don't know, like, I feel like your job is, like, way harder. Like, being a comedian, like, you have to write, you have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that. Like, stream, you can just go on and kind of like, eh, and then... But what are the side effects of streaming?

Starting point is 00:28:54 Like, do you feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are some things? You said dehydration is one of the products of it, bad breath? one of them but another one would probably be like deep you kind of get like disassociative like you see a click some views on the clips you're like you don't realize until you go in the real world

Starting point is 00:29:14 and people like go like oh I saw you here like I saw saw you there like I uh I don't know I was riding on my bicycle today and someone just came up and it's like what are you doing here I was like filming you yeah yeah I think stuff like

Starting point is 00:29:32 that's kind of strange, I think, but it's almost like I thought about this the other day. There's so much content out there that, like, I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you. Yeah, no, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like, what, you ask? Like, the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative? Sorry, I have peacock brain. No worries.

Starting point is 00:29:57 No, no, no. Yeah, what are some things that we don't see, like, about streaming that's tough? Like, because there's a lot of people, like, I want to, stream, you know, I want to be like a, um, you know, I want to be the next foosie or whatever, R-I-P. But it's like, Fuzzi's not dead? Fuzzi's not dead?

Starting point is 00:30:12 No, he's reincarnated. You're lying. He's jacked now. Sorry to laugh now. I thought he was ripped, homie, dang. No, if maybe you're thinking about, no, this is him. He's jacked. Oh my God, he's alive. I don't care if he's jacked.

Starting point is 00:30:27 Jesus, who gives a shit? Dude, that's the problem with young people today, they're like, they don't really care of somebody's alive or that. Like, he's jagged. I always knew he was alive, though. He's thriving. He's doing better. That's not Montel William. What is on your algorithm? I would pay a million dollars to download. Hold on RIPP, dog. On RIPP him. On RIP Fuzzi, homie. I didn't know. I knew it was a couple times he died at a mall. He'd like, something. I knew that was, yeah, somebody said he died near like a bill to bear, like near a bed bath and beyond a bear or something. Has anyone ever started? A lot of the stores are merging out. You know, there's a bedbath and

Starting point is 00:30:59 beyond a bear? I'm like, what the fuck are we doing? That is a good idea, though, because then you just converge all, like, it's like TV, same five people own everything. Yeah, there's like a bed bath and beyond a Baskin Robbins now, dude, and you're like, this is fucking, but you go in there, it's just a bill to bear with sprinkles on it. It's nice, though. It's like you go to Target, you can go to CVS, and you can go to Starbucks or something. Yeah, all in one, dude.

Starting point is 00:31:25 You can go in there, you can roller skate, you can eat, uh, some, uh, eventually weed's going to be illegal everywhere, and I feel like it's going to be in CVS and, CVS and every place is going to smell like weed. You'd think so? But dude, how weird is you gonna be like, oh, look at these motherfuck. Look at these po-mofuggin' smoking that CVS joint. You over to hit, you know, that would be me.

Starting point is 00:31:43 I'd be in the fucking parking. I was in a Walgreens joint with my wife, dude. I guess it's probably, I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed, but it's got to be cheap. Dude, look at the people that sell it, dude, when you think about it, like when you're growing up to people that sold it, bro. I had some good, I had some good, uh, plugs? You did? Yeah, they were

Starting point is 00:32:04 actually... We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood. I had a lady that would pull up and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you. And she dropped off the menu with whatever you wanted and it like she had her thing fully branded. Oh, that's Houston though. That's some Houston shit. That's Houston shit. Ooh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for a second. Look at these. Is this a blind test? You had to see if you can do it or not. I feel like Alan from the Hangover.

Starting point is 00:32:31 Are we Can you, how far can you see? I can't see at all. Well, my vision was still asked, but I could, I could see pretty, like, you look like a three blind mice. You look like, oh, you look cool, dude. You're trying to be cool and blind. Don't be that fucking dude. I'm not trying to sit back.

Starting point is 00:32:53 Do you want to sit back like that? Dude, nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude. He's like, he's trying to post up like he's not. blind or whatever? That is what if that's what you're doing dude I'm If I had the money and I was blind

Starting point is 00:33:09 I would 100% Pimp out a cane or something Yeah Would you have a C&I dog I'd have four C&I dogs Dude I'd be like that guy Oh like in the I did a ride That race you know

Starting point is 00:33:19 Yeah I don't know The Alaska Like damn this motherfucker's See him for miles bro I'd have five fucking CINI dogs Two them would be cane corsos And one of them would be a cocaine corso You probably probably

Starting point is 00:33:31 haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast. I'd be so fucking blind. I'd be a fucking boss. They're like, I don't even need to see motherfucker. That's how dope I am. If you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be? Probably eating

Starting point is 00:33:47 poxie. What was the question? Oh my God. If you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of I don't know, is that taste? or smell or or feeling that's like three senses you knocked out right there

Starting point is 00:34:06 look you need a lot of them to do it like I do it oh really oh you got a carnival cruise buffet over there oh no I have no idea dude I would probably lose well let me see first of all wait so do you let's ask do you actually do you get in there

Starting point is 00:34:28 do oral sex or whatever You frame it like that You eat ass Oh Whoa dude Bro You're fishing in the same spot What do you mean?

Starting point is 00:34:41 I mean I've had a little But I'm not like What do you mean like? Don't down, bro Be calm down, you brought it up Don't be the cool blind dude I'm not the cool blind dude You put on glasses

Starting point is 00:34:53 Immediately talked about Eat pussy No I did you Yes you're trying to out You're trying to out Orr farm me No I'm not Oral farming, dude.

Starting point is 00:35:01 No, I'm not, it's not oral farming. It's not, it's aura farming. Whatever. It's a good thing. Bro, whatever. It's like when if someone thirst traps you, sorry for interrupting you. A bet type shit, homie. No, you're good.

Starting point is 00:35:12 Keep fucking with the motion. Oh, we're good. I'm just kidding. That's a TikTok. Welcome to the internet. I haven't seen it, but I will say this, dude. I just want us to both be, I don't want you to be the cool blind guy. I'm not the cool blind guy.

Starting point is 00:35:24 You look at you right now. Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy. I can't see myself. Do I look, But dude, they'll pull up to Dave's hot chick And you think they're letting me skip the line All I can see is myself Hummy, that's where your energy's at right now

Starting point is 00:35:37 That's what it's that's what that's why you wear sunglasses inside There's power in that Yeah Dude these are wild huh Yours look good on you I don't know if I'll take them off What else can we talk about

Starting point is 00:35:48 Oh you had a new Netflix show What's going on with that? Oh, it was awesome I just went to war with Johnny Mansell's ex-wife And then Oh was that John was Johnny Mansell's on that one No it was Johnny Mencelle's X-W

Starting point is 00:36:00 wife, and that was like the... He has an ex-wife? Yeah, her name's Brie Tessie. She does, like, uh, Netflix show. Was that, was Brian a chicken fry on that one? No, she wasn't. It was like, the people that were on this show, it was like, Dwight Howard, um, Breitessie, uh, who else?

Starting point is 00:36:17 Dwight Howard was on there? Mark Esty. Was he flirting at all with you think or no? Um, I thought the casting was not by accident. Hey, I'm not, I'm not gonna read between the lines. I saw Dwight Howard I was like okay these motherfuckers know what they're doing

Starting point is 00:36:33 and type shit there's one time like I was like we're walking around and Dwight said like somebody's like

Starting point is 00:36:42 he's like sketch you got nice feet and I was like Dwight you don't want to be in this clip I don't know if you know do you do not want to be in this clip thank God I didn't make the cut

Starting point is 00:36:52 but it was a great show it was a great show and honestly all the people like I ended up fighting with made this show. Oh, really? I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV.

Starting point is 00:37:05 Zach Justice was there? Yeah. You know Zach Justice? Bring up Zach Justice. Let me see. I can't remember if I do know him. He's a YouTuber and he's really into script writing too. I love this guy. He's awesome. That's who I thought it was. He's the best.

Starting point is 00:37:21 I don't want Well, I guess they're not. He did a grade on the show. I'm not going to say how it ends so you could Every time I see him, I just feel like I always want to spend more time around him. He's a great guy. He is a great guy. He's interested. We're trying to, we're trying to think of a show to do together.

Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah, that'd be a great idea. I mean, he's just, yeah, both you guys are so, like, people love y'all, you know? On that show, I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for, how long was it? For seven days. Was that tough? What was that like? Maybe schizophrenic almost. Not like skit.

Starting point is 00:37:57 It wasn't that. it was like not having your phone was cool you got to like lock into the conversations but like the game in itself like made you kind of like because you're cut off from the world you can't really eat because of food's like shitty and then like they don't

Starting point is 00:38:12 tell you the time of anything so like everything's kind of thrown off so you could be eating a muffin you think it's breakfast and it's one 15 p.m. Kind of like pretty much but it's like prison the basis of the show is like imagine there's 12 people locked

Starting point is 00:38:26 in prison prize point is a million dollars and then commissary is like high-priced things that can upgrade your lifestyle okay so that's like the basis of a show but not having the phone did that start to tap in at moments where you're like i didn't i didn't mind it i always wanted to play reality tv i was locked in and i was like trying to i was trying to get everyone voted off that got me voted off like rather fast yeah so it was fun it was fun i'm just not good at making alliances Hmm, why is that, you think?

Starting point is 00:38:56 Too much of a talker Oh And too much of Too much of an overthinker And not enough water Not enough It's clearly not enough water But you gotta fuel that bubbler

Starting point is 00:39:07 Homi, it can't bubble if there's no water We were limited to two drinks tonight there And it was one of them water They were five grand apiece Nuh She had to earn money to buy it No, it comes out of a prize pot So if you want to

Starting point is 00:39:17 If you want to relax You gotta drop 10 Gs on the two drinks Dang That's what I spent my money on, though I respect that how it was It's not your money until you win That's how I looked at it Yeah, I like that attitude

Starting point is 00:39:29 It's not your money till you win Would you ever, you've done reality TV Would you ever do like a Survivor? No, I got asked to be on a show I think it was Mr. B show or something I didn't go do it I don't know I just have so much like

Starting point is 00:39:40 I just have too much I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff Because I just been kind of burnt I've just been like kind of burnt out Burnt out on like doing content and stuff Yeah just like touring and stuff Really took it out of me Yeah

Starting point is 00:39:51 For so long Traveling can be Yeah. I just needed a break, you know. That's where I need. But yeah, that's pretty much been it. Do you feel better when you're at home, or do you like, do you like being, does being home make you antsy like you want to be on a road again? Or how does it? For me, it's kind of like that. It's kind of a mix, I guess. I think, you know, what's weird is like I attach a lot of my, I think myself worse probably to like if I am in, like, I think like if a woman is interested

Starting point is 00:40:20 in me or not. Does that make any sense to you? Yeah. But like in terms of like like an actual woman right now or like in terms of like your job? Um, no, like an actual woman. So I think it's like I start thinking like, oh, I'd like to, you know, I think if I had like a, I don't know, it's all weird to say it's like if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel like it would be more nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing. 100%. But then since I feel like that's not really happening in my life right now, which I'm not trying to. I feel like I talk about that all the time,

Starting point is 00:40:54 so I feel like I start to seem like I'm, like, whining about it. But so that part of me is then, like, oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing really... Yeah, like, try to find, you try to find, like... No, just because there's nothing, like, substantial here right now. Let me just go work. Let me just go work.

Starting point is 00:41:09 Yeah, keep your mind off of things. Yeah, just because then... But then also, that's got a little bit of a trap. So, yeah, I think I'm just happy to be at home, let things settle, let things chill. Yeah, and then that's the way you can, like, wrap your mind around. And I'll meet somebody. Like, yeah. Yeah, and give me a chance to wrap my mind around things.

Starting point is 00:41:27 And even just to go to, like, SEC games, it's like, I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SEC games this year. Yeah. I'm going to go to three more before the season's over. I'll have been to an SEC game nine out of 11 weeks. That's insane. Of, uh, yeah. And that's, that's, like, all fun and stuff.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Like, what, so, like, when you do cool stuff, they, like, you do a big show and, like, you, like, you, like, Like you'd feel like accomplished like who do you usually shared like you like who do you like shared that with like for me like sometimes like like before I had my girlfriend like like say like if I met like met someone big and I like I'll be like no way like this just happened like is that is that like something like like in a lady that you're like looking for or like or like or is that something like you don't have or do you want or what like so when you say like share something like say if I had a fun show it is kind of weird sometimes you just get back in your dress room and you're just there and it's okay like yeah like my tour manager is great and like um

Starting point is 00:42:28 you know the other comedians and stuff that's fun so we had that bond but there are definitely times where it's like yeah you get back home and there's no one to ground yourself yeah there's not that there's definitely you start to miss having some sense of home right yeah and then you start to wonder well is that going to be something that's in my life you know and it's not like yeah i could probably find someone but you want to like you want it to be a good fit and then yeah can you get your own, like, hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work, you know, and so... You think it's hard to date, is it a hard dating pool, or do you think you got high standards,

Starting point is 00:43:03 or do you have, like, a guard up in terms of, like, just be with being, like, a public figure, like, like, you're, you, you, you, you, like, harder to trust. No, I think I'll, I mean, I'll date, like, kind of just, I don't, I think I'm good at knowing who to trust, kind of. Yeah. And I think I'm good at, you know, I'll try to just meet somebody here or there. Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Yeah, making time for it.

Starting point is 00:43:31 That's a big thing. One of the hardest things about, like, dating and then where you, where you, it's something where you have to travel a lot. Yeah. Because then, like, if you have an animal, who's going to watch the animals? Or, like, who's going to be in the fort? Yeah. Also, like, I have to realize, like, I may have these.

Starting point is 00:43:48 expectations of things, but I have to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me that's like, oh, it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody when I was like 17 or 13, like, you know, there's always this, this kind of like romanticizing the issue, you know, or something. And then it's like, oh, well, I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kind of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know, just be like, You know. Letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look for.

Starting point is 00:44:22 Yeah. And let me find ways to do this be in love with the world and being like make, make the best, like, be a part of positive things like outside of like what I want for myself. Yeah. Because I remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul. And like that, that may, I didn't really ever want to like a relationship or anything. Volcan. Oh, Sao Volcano? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:47 Volcano. Or, like, I'm talking pronunciation, but, like, when he talks about, like, having, having, like, kids in, like, a family and stuff like that, like, that, that stuff, like, I don't know, it made me realize that I kind of wanted that, and then I stumbled upon it, so it was kind of got lucky, but. Yeah, was it tough for you? I know, like, after, like. After the, the leak.

Starting point is 00:45:10 Oh, yeah. Or, or her, dude, I call that D-Day. And I call, and I call the announcement. or by apology, the sketch of the union. Good branding. It was good. Oh, the sketch of the union address? Oh, that was hilarious, dude.

Starting point is 00:45:27 You don't know what I did that day? It was like, that, I found out that night, the phase guys, like, came, got me. I remembered that part. Banks called, like, me. I was, like, trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in L.A., so it was nowhere to fly.

Starting point is 00:45:39 So I was... And you were in L.A.? Yeah, so I was without family. So I was just trying to get back to my family. And then... Were they concerned about your night? Yeah, they were the first ones I called So they were like trying to see how they'd get me back

Starting point is 00:45:52 And then Like my Management group ended up meeting with like A PR person Like you can kind of say it Say I're like trying to do that And I'm like I don't feel like fighting this battle

Starting point is 00:46:06 So I was like Fuck it, we'll go live And just went live for 10 minutes And that was the both viewers I ever had We had 100,000 viewers Sounds like I feel like Kim K when I say that but like

Starting point is 00:46:19 that wasn't the goal but it was well like yeah it was definitely I was ever like when I'm because I let it load for a sec

Starting point is 00:46:27 so I could just I didn't want to like start and were you milling around as it was loading like doing like potentially low key gay shit

Starting point is 00:46:33 while it was loading no I was pacing around okay I was just checking I was the last thing on my mind I couldn't look at my phone

Starting point is 00:46:40 it was everywhere everyone everyone's text me like stay off your phone I was like don't worry I know but they're also texting

Starting point is 00:46:47 you on your phone. Yeah, and they're being very... But, like, everyone reached out to me, like, it was, like, crazy amount of support I got. Oh, yeah, dude. I remember everybody

Starting point is 00:46:56 just a little bit concerned and just checking in. Yeah. But, because everybody's wanted to know that you, they loved you, no matter what, everybody's done some fucking wild shit, you know?

Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, and, uh, just happened on camera, I guess, but that was, uh, I don't know, that was, since then,

Starting point is 00:47:11 it made it easier for me to date, because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or, like, like, You just, and you also, you know, not like open like we do crazy shit or something, more like, like, like, like, yeah, not like you're another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever, you know. Do you get the white out of his clip? He's a great guy. I think he is. I'm joking, dude. I know I'm messing with you. I'm messing with. I'm never serious. I think it's funny. I do think that casting was on purpose, but, uh.

Starting point is 00:47:40 Oh, they definitely. Oh, there was, there's a couple dynamics of the casting that like, like, I kind of knew pre, preloaded in. when I was, because I was the first one in. Like, Zach Justice and this, another lady had like an online feud. And they were both there? Yeah, they were both cast it. So I was like, and I kind of knew that right away.

Starting point is 00:48:01 I was like, oh, shit. It's going to be interesting? I was like, let me sit back and watch. Oh, that's fun, dude. When you can sit back and watch, dude? Yeah. And then, yeah, it was a, it was a fun time, though. But, yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:48:13 What was the question before, the D-Day, whole thing? Oh, I don't even know. I just remember we had kind of talked about that because it had kind of had... Oh, they're dead. Oh, yeah. So the thing loaded in. So then you just kind of said, oh, yeah, you just shared what was going on.

Starting point is 00:48:25 It allowed me to be more... Yourself? Like, yeah, like, not like, like, in a, like, fluid way. More like, I don't have to, like, worry about, or like, like, it's already out there. So people, like, already know. I don't even have to talk about it, like, or whatever. So it's like... Did you feel like people treated you any different after or no?

Starting point is 00:48:47 Maybe some people. Some people, not. Like, a lot of people that, like, talked bad about me, like, have retracted since then. Because, like, I didn't make it about, I don't want, I didn't choose for it to come. Like, I know I didn't post it online, but I didn't, like, I didn't go drop it on my channel or something. And then, like, I don't know, that it was, I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently. And I'm not bumming you about talking about it. We can not talk about it if you want.

Starting point is 00:49:16 No, I don't care. I don't care I didn't feel like you're uncomfortable So no because because it links back Even to like our first podcast Because like when I told you about that prayer That was that was during that time Yeah remember that dude

Starting point is 00:49:28 So that was why I was like I couldn't even talk about it then Oh yeah So like I was like couldn't even Open with you But now I can openly talk about it Yeah Oh dude

Starting point is 00:49:38 There's been times in my life Where it's just like yeah I like And I'm sure it's like It's like that like that with a lot of people Like for like Oh yeah Like, you know, like just like different, everyone has their different vices and stuff like that.

Starting point is 00:49:52 Or like they're different like things that they try to keep hidden or like, you know. Oh yeah, we all have things that would make us feel or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them. Or they may have shame even though it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's odd that we live in a society like that where, uh, because yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to just kind of share. so they feel free, you know? Yeah. But the amount of shame, I wish there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame

Starting point is 00:50:22 we all feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know? Yeah, like shame is one of the, shame and like what, like being nervous, like the two things that are like,

Starting point is 00:50:34 I probably struggle what the most that are like things that like you can control but like also you can't control at the same time. Like you feel the emotions, but like that you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts like but like

Starting point is 00:50:51 at the end of the day like however nervous you are it doesn't change the outcome oh yeah huh it's such a useless same thing with the shame like it's like you like you can wear the shame

Starting point is 00:51:00 like you can feel so horrible about yourself but it's not gonna really affect anything except for you yeah like other people like you know people come up to me

Starting point is 00:51:08 and still show me show me love or whatever and I love them but it's like if I if I wore the shame like 20 four seven like it wouldn't like it wouldn't do anything like I have like moments but like yeah I think

Starting point is 00:51:22 there's things that you feel like you have to wear the shame like I know when I was growing up I was so ashamed to myself um and I didn't even know why I was probably ashamed to myself for even existing you know as a kid like I think I was in just such a place of like low self-worth and of like nobody teaching me how to have any self-worth about myself or ever even having a conversation of like what self-worth meant or what it even was So to me it was, you know I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes Because of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child

Starting point is 00:51:58 Yeah Do you carry any of that still? Like do you ever feel like you're not? I don't, I think a lot of it's gone away I think some of it's just age getting older I think ayahuasca, that kind of stuff helped You really? Oh yeah, going to therapy, that's helped a lot

Starting point is 00:52:13 Therapy definitely helps me Yeah, I started doing therapy Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy But I usually ghost him like a Like the third or fourth time Yeah Then you're like I feel good at all right Then your therapist was Sam and Colby

Starting point is 00:52:27 Trying to get in touch with you on a weed you board after that He's ripped damn near I talked to I re-talked to Because I went to had a therapist Like before I started streaming And then I have one now And he was like

Starting point is 00:52:41 He's like Because of the doctor rules You're not only can't tell people who you're working with or whatever. Yeah. And he said he saw me on TV one time and we wanted to tell his wife what he couldn't.

Starting point is 00:52:52 And I was like... He's like, look at this handsome little woman. Yeah. It's exactly what he thought. Look at this handsome softball coach right here. Bro, low-key, you do... Now I'm really feeling it, dude.

Starting point is 00:53:06 I could see it was like kind of a white Filipino, lesbian. I'm a little Mexican, but like, I'm not like... Is that... Sorry, that's the sound I feel like that what Like when you open your little

Starting point is 00:53:21 Lesbian eyes in the morning That's the sound that starts off Yeah, oh my God I gotta change the way I dress I've been getting a lot of shit for it You need to do overalls I'd go with overalls No, no

Starting point is 00:53:34 An hour you're trying to set me up I'd go with a tattoo too If you were overalls You would get lesbian allegations Out of the Wazoo Dude No wonder you love eating pussy There's nothing about it.

Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah, he's only talking about eating pussy. Bro. Dude, all I'm saying, dude, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude. Then you, get right here. What? And then from the back, too. Yeah, that's what I thought. From the back, that's your old trick, dude.

Starting point is 00:54:04 No, that's not my own trick. No way, dude. Keep me out of that, bro. What I'm saying, dude, is this, bro. I'll say this, dude, you're way more less. Dude, all you need is a, you need a, you need a, you need to start getting, you'd have a tattoo it says, this pussie don't run

Starting point is 00:54:19 on it. Oh my God, that is absurd. That's what you need. No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure, though. Oh, yeah. I would have a tramp stamp. What would it say? You have to have some wording above it, too. Use perplexity. It'd bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have. It'd be like

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Starting point is 01:01:59 So when that shit came on, dude, it was fucking, like... What's in, what's, uh, NWA? That was National Wrestling Association. It was just a different group. It changed into, uh... Is that, that's the, what I was cube in them? Oh, it was also NWA. Yeah, because, uh...

Starting point is 01:02:17 In words with attitude or whatever. Uh, but, yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff that all of his, like, signature moves and the place was going ape shit. Yeah, that was a really... And nobody even knew that he was there and he came out. out of the back and, like, everybody was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man. Yeah, that's insane.

Starting point is 01:02:35 After you went through your thing, that kind of happened, did they have, were the, were sports teams still cool, or was it weird? Um, they're still cool. I mean, no one's, no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit me up, like, that was before then. I never, like, no athletes, like, really gave a, gave a fuck, to be honest. I mean, like, to a certain point, it's like, you know, I've only, You only know people as much as you know them.

Starting point is 01:03:02 Yeah, especially like, like, yeah, like us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know. Dude, but there's some, there's so dope. Like, I met Joe Burrell a couple times. That's dude's cool as hell. Oh, he's great, dude. One of my favorite person in the NFL that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the Saints. Really? He's one of the coolest, like, realest guys I've ever met.

Starting point is 01:03:21 That's awesome here, dude. Yeah. Or no, UFC. UFC, yeah. That's where I got to meet him at, dude. Yeah, that's where I got to meet him in the, when we were at F1. Oh, that's great, dude. What made him so unique, you think?

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Starting point is 01:03:57 He's very smart, too, bro. He's just like, he's really, I don't know. You've been in a league for a while, too. Yeah, he's been in there, man. And he just stays healthy enough to keep playing. And, you know, Saints have had a tough time this year. Jesus, dude. I know, I wish he was, I wish he had, I wouldn't have won a Super Bowl.

Starting point is 01:04:14 I know. Well, did he win one with Breeze? I think he won one. Did he? Was it with Breeze? How old is? That would have been like 2009. Is he, is he that old?

Starting point is 01:04:22 I don't know. What year is Cam Jordan in the league? He might be right. You know, Cam Jordan is I'm on a Super Bowl. He played in 2011 since they were on what Super Bowl in 2009. He started playing NFL in 2011. Wow. Oh, damn, he missed a butt.

Starting point is 01:04:35 But he got to play with Drew, though. Still pretty amazing, dude. Maybe that's why I'm thinking of because there was overlap. Dude, we accidentally call out why I had an accident. I called Max Crosby before. They had a game the other day. And I accidentally, and it was yesterday. And I was with Pavia where we were getting IVs.

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Starting point is 01:15:40 Can we say wig or not We can say it If this is your show I don't I don't, I don't, I'm just, I just, you didn't say anything. Yeah, we're just talking about it. It's a term. The first one was from our town, dude.

Starting point is 01:15:58 Really? Oh, yeah, shout out Brian Purvis, dude. Who else? Bubba Sparks, remember him? Who the hell is Bubba Sparks? Is that someone for your hometown? College Park Bubba Sparks. We ready.

Starting point is 01:16:08 They made that song? Yeah. Oh, that's a great song. Is Paul Wall? Paul Wall. That's not Paul Wall, this Bubba Sparks. But I know, but Paul Wall would classify it. Paul Wall, probably will, yeah.

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Starting point is 01:16:35 Yeah, the dictionary, it's shrunk quite a bit. Rob Kardashian, that's one probably. Rob Kardashian. I haven't seen a picture of him in, like, years. But he got a couple of baby moms in that. Birdman? Birdman, I believe, is black. I believe he's black.

Starting point is 01:16:53 No, what bird man are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about? Chris Anderson. Yeah, Chris Anderson. Oh, yeah, definitely, dude. Machine Gun Kelly, maybe. Or is he a... Good question.

Starting point is 01:17:06 M. G.K. Kelsey, Travis Kelsey? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I don't know. Taylor Swift, probably... He might have converted. Yeah, he might have converted.

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Starting point is 01:17:53 Oh, but Stroud's, but I'm saying this could be oh, but he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know? Oh, probably a good ghost. Do you think you get a start or? I haven't... I think I could, but I think he's 24, right? So he's kind of on the order. I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups, though. A lot of these guys, they get in so early. I don't know if it's great for him. Yeah. Well, the one that I would think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shradar Sanders.

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Starting point is 01:18:31 he's really smart like he documents like everything he does and like from what I think he's gonna do he probably has something that he's gonna be able to sell to like a

Starting point is 01:18:42 like at HBO and like it'll be like his entire experience like when he when he films everything he does oh so really he's really locked in on like the uh creative side and like the tech side and the digital side uh yeah i'd actually talk to him um we were and he was asked to me about because he was going to live stream his pro day and i was like that's actually a genius idea to kind of like own your own content and like that you know like why why give it to some big big like a ESPN and have all the recruits come in, put it on your thing, make money off it? Like, do your own thing,

Starting point is 01:19:17 yeah. Yeah, it's like, like, it kind of a really smart idea. But, like, the idea that he's, like, filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out, like, and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got, he's got, like, that, like, killer instinct. Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways, like, and I'm not, this is just my job, right?

Starting point is 01:19:37 I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel, though. Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there. Yeah. But I do think it's great that he's not playing. Let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Because it was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything. And then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room.

Starting point is 01:19:53 I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic, you know. And it's like one bad game. People would be like rip him out and stuff like that. Get him out of there, right? That's what they were talking about like how quick the turnover time is now, like quarterbacks and stuff like that. So I think if you can have more time there to just to be in the in the, facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are, too. But, yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great.

Starting point is 01:20:19 I think he could be... Who's Ty Simpson? He's a quarterback for Alabama. Sorry, I'm back in college now. But, yeah, so yeah, I'm just thinking back in college now. Yeah, Ty Simpson, was he a Heisman front run? So great, yeah. I mean, he's really stepped into that job there.

Starting point is 01:20:35 It's exciting, man. They turned... I did not think they were going to, like, be able to turn around that fast. Because I thought NIO money was going to affect Because all the NIO money I'm thinking like at Stanford Like You know like people like that are going to come out

Starting point is 01:20:50 On what works and be able to pay people But like Alabama just Still kicking ass Well there's just some Bro you go there and they show you all the rings And like the history of the program It really the glory over there is pretty wild It's where I think like

Starting point is 01:21:03 I wonder like if like Arch Manney's playing all right But if Arch played like at a Played at a smaller school like how how crazy a stat line would be like if he played in like the big the big 10 or something you know or he would

Starting point is 01:21:20 he would have destroyed I think he's still gonna he's still gonna come on but he's just gonna take a little bit more time yeah it's gonna be exciting to see what happens and the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried he's been super patient about it he's probably enjoying his college experience which is nice and not every beat of it

Starting point is 01:21:35 has to be so overwhelmed with football I bet it's been a great experience for him yeah I wonder how overwhelming it is though when they think that you're supposed to be like the number one overall team going in. It's like your first game. Like they expect you like they expect you to hit a home run

Starting point is 01:21:51 at the start. Right. See, that's that pressure of even being like a high draft pick in the pros. It's like it's just like and then we don't even have a lot of experienced quarterbacks now. Because it's like you either have these guys who have done only the guys that have done well, it feels like or you have just a lot of like guys

Starting point is 01:22:07 that they just start them off so early. Yeah. And they cycle them in and out so fast. It's like they'll A good example of, like, someone that was cycling out too fast was, like, Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Like, Baker Mayfield, that's what I think, if the Browns don't ever start should work, they're going to look back and it's going to be, like, another Baker version where they had the guy, they go watch them be some other team's hero. So wild.

Starting point is 01:22:29 But I'm still rocking with Stroud. I'm still, I still believe in Stroud. Have the, has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans? Yeah, they've been good. It's just, it's like, college football is a lot. lot more easy to stream, so I've been having a lot more fun with that, because I can stream from the sideline. Yeah. And I'll go, like, try to catch field

Starting point is 01:22:46 goals and stuff like that. Yeah, it's a point. I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit funer, too. Oh, yeah, college atmosphere is fun, dude. Just, even just the youth of shit is fun, dude. What do you do? How's the Vanderbilt? Like, because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt. One's got, like, an average GPA of, like,

Starting point is 01:23:06 2.5, and the other one is, like, going to build the next rocket ship. Yeah. Oh, well, they'll be, like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have, they'll have, like, the kiss cam at some games or, like, the hot dog cam, you know. And it's just a gay dude, you know. But it's just, uh, they'll have, like, the different, you know. At Vanderbilt, they'll have, like, the reading cam.

Starting point is 01:23:25 They'll just find people in the stands that are reading during the game. Oh, that's hilarious. So it's fucking crazy. You know, you're like, oh, catch her in the rye, you know, you'll see a guy look up. There you go out there to study. Yeah, so there's a lot of that kind of thing, like, oh, who's tapped into some John Irving. Oh, Joyce Carol Oates. I know I've ventured into a Frateria House

Starting point is 01:23:44 and then found out how smart everyone was. I was like, holy shit, this is... Oh, you get in there, they're day trading, or they have a new hedge fund? Like, people will leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off, right? So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt.

Starting point is 01:23:58 I think it's all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school kind of like have this hysteria. Yeah. And at the same time, try to decide, like, is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Because it's totally new.

Starting point is 01:24:09 I mean it's like Like being good at sports Oh well being good at football Their baseball team has been It's been amazing for a long time The Vanderbilt Whistler Have you ever heard of that guy? The Vanderbilt Whistler

Starting point is 01:24:20 You never heard of him? Uh uh uh He's a Vanny Whistler Oh with the baseball games Apparently the most annoying Well I've been to a game He is the most annoying fan In all the sports

Starting point is 01:24:31 Oh But he pretty much He whistles the entire game As loud as he can So like when you're watching Like the College World Series He's, like, whistling the entire time. That's like my stepdad at a titty bar, dude.

Starting point is 01:24:45 Really? Yeah. It's like, dude, they know you're here. You haven't tipped in two hours. They know you're here. They do. I don't like everybody. I went to, this is pre-pre my girlfriend. I went to like a three-four.

Starting point is 01:24:58 And then I want to learn how you met her. That's where I would love to find out about how the love took a place and what it took to make it happen. But yeah, finish your story first. I'm sorry for end up to you. Oh, no, you're good. Which place is called the Rustic Frog. And I, there's a, there's, it was like 2 a.m. and, uh, there was only like two fellas in there. And the ladies were all probably in their higher 30s.

Starting point is 01:25:18 And it was like, they were like throwing in the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them. Is that the rustic frog or is what is this? Oh, that made nice, boy. Oh, they are them cheeks glistening. Oh, is that it? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, listen, this is, uh, this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing.

Starting point is 01:25:39 Oh yeah I like that Actually I think it's in Indiana You have to cross You have to cross the river Oh that's over there New Albany Over there at Rustic Frog boy

Starting point is 01:25:48 Yeah they got I wouldn't drink the tap water Oh hell yeah Wow I'll make that booty burt Oh yeah Oh my god I don't know if you're putting

Starting point is 01:25:56 That's a little crazy And that's I wouldn't put my dog up in there Yeah that's some look And that's not for everybody That's just it's kind of like It's just a different Different type of CPR

Starting point is 01:26:05 Yeah Yeah that's trying to resuscate a puffer fish Oh, my God. Resuscitate a puffer fish. Bro, I don't know. Like, that was the most the random titty bar I've ever been to. The Texans aren't having such a great season this year.

Starting point is 01:26:23 Do you think there's any chance that Aaron Rogers would come play for them? If there's any chance, zero chance. He's still playing on the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right? Okay, that's fine. I agree.

Starting point is 01:26:37 He's doing great over there. Do you think, wait, So you did ayahuasca. Yeah. Would you recommend it for me? He did it and he's playing better. You recommend it for a sketch. For sure, dude.

Starting point is 01:26:47 Yeah, you can't barely see, first of all. You're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water. Is it one of those things that, like, messes with your stomach at all? No, dude, you'll be fine. You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza. Like, you definitely, bro. I don't know. Lesbians know how to dress.

Starting point is 01:27:09 This is the most I said a lesbian in my life. No, I think it's great, dude. And look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would not go be a lesbian by myself. But if you go, I would give it a shot. But you're halfway there. And you're the other half. What hell of a bad bitch?

Starting point is 01:27:27 Dang. Dude. What does that say? Benefits of ayahuasca, significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress, and overall psychiatric symptomology. Help us people with treatment-resistant depression. increases mindfulness, acceptance, and psychological well-being, even long-term after use,

Starting point is 01:27:45 may foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes. And you felt like that was... 100%. Okay. 100%, dude. I think you would absolutely love it. I want to know what happened. How did you find love, Skatch?

Starting point is 01:27:59 Because you had been going through a lot. A friend introduced us. And you were on dates. I remember seeing you on dates, starting up to, but I remember seeing... That was with... Well, the first time we were here, there was a lady. Right, there was a lady here that you were on a date with, remember? That wouldn't work out.

Starting point is 01:28:12 That didn't work out, I remember. But there was, like, there were times where you would see, like, there was like, is on a date, like on TikTok, there would be like, sketch on a date, sketch on a date. Oh, that was, that was, work for content. This one, this, my lady now, I bet, threw a friend, she didn't know who I was. I didn't know who she was. And how was the first date? How did it pop off? Where'd you guys go?

Starting point is 01:28:33 Went out, and then I got her number, and then we went horseback riding. Yeah, it was pretty fun And then Was it scary? What was like? Hung out pretty Everyday sense Was it scary?

Starting point is 01:28:45 Was there any moments during the horseback riding That were kind of interesting Or kind of? Yeah, I like ate shit off it Like it was like It was pretty hard to disembark

Starting point is 01:28:51 But like You fell off it? Getting off. Yeah. Yeah, but besides that Like it's pretty easy Like Just ride

Starting point is 01:28:59 And did you guys have a guide Or was it just you two Just milling around? There was a there was like on a tour thing Just out there Louis and Clark And like a couple wiggas out there You just you guys?

Starting point is 01:29:08 You guys just riding off into the... Just trying to find gold. We found a gold digger instead. No, I'm just kidding. Don't put that in the gold. Take that out. I'm fucking with you. She's awesome.

Starting point is 01:29:21 She is. What are some things that you really like about her, man? What makes it a good fit? She understands me. She's kind. There's like a ton of things. I don't know. She's like probably, she makes me better in a lot of different ways.

Starting point is 01:29:38 of like she just holds me accountable and stuff like um that's dope I don't know it's genuinely feels like a partner so like it's been fun did you think you would find somebody like her or was that like a surprise feeling? No I wrote it out so I was just like I'd just get a role solo pretty much my whole life and then that happened and then pretty much just hang out every day now

Starting point is 01:30:00 wow it's like a best friend oh yep pretty much bro you want to put you on you know like you're a girl like you're a girl No, not with my girl. You're the one talking about eating pussy. I said it one time. But you, like, what do you want? Are you go to Ruth Cripsity, fussy, or Luby's?

Starting point is 01:30:20 There's two different types of dining, okay? Dude, all I'm saying is, yes, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. Look, it's one at a time. It's like, things take time. I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen. Antonio Brown gets out of jail.

Starting point is 01:30:37 It's my last question for you. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him? I think the Texans could use Antonio Brown. I think they could... What's he in jail for? He's in jail for attempted, I think.

Starting point is 01:30:53 Okay. It's attempted. Well, at least he missed. I think... Is that him for sure? Yes, that is him. Do you know what he did? Huh?

Starting point is 01:31:02 Do you know what the story is? Uh-uh. He was at an Aiden Ross's boxing event and gotten some... Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that. Oh, my God. Can we say that? But we wouldn't...

Starting point is 01:31:15 I'm joking, A. There's a joke. It's on video. You've never seen that? And he shot someone? Well, he's just running in, like, kind of like, it's like an alleyway, and you just see him, like... Shoot?

Starting point is 01:31:26 Like, kind of shoot at someone. That's why I think it's attempted or whatever, but... I wonder why it took so long, because it was, like, cameras everywhere. If he gets released, right? do you, would you, do you think the Texans should sign him? I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a

Starting point is 01:31:43 prison league, and then we should sign them. And we should sign everyone that's in prison and do it kind of like the longest yard. Amen. And that's how we bring the back the blue collar vibe of Houston, because we lost it. Y'all did? We lost it, yes, because originally Houston was an oil town. And what happened with Houston was everyone,

Starting point is 01:32:03 all the oil money guys, like, went and bought up all the rights to the seats and now they don't go unless you're like 10 and 1 they try to sell the tickets they never sell them and if they do it's the opposing team so like all the all the tickets are owned by like like corporate oil oil and like corporate construction like

Starting point is 01:32:25 so it's like you don't have any of the vibe of like if you went to Pittsburgh like it's like like the vibe like you go to Green Bay like it's like the people like the Houston kind of lost set. They lost their identity. Amen. But we also had the Oilers leave. Yeah. Which if you're a Tennessee fan, you know that they ended up here. Fuck you all for that. Hey. Look, what about the fact they almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh?

Starting point is 01:32:49 That was awesome. They, on a, on a fucking throne of things that we have put together. And who, uh, what was that last play? Tell me that last play? Oh, was that when they reached? Who did the reach? I know exactly. It's against the Rams. Super Bowl. Look up Tennessee Predators, 10-mile radius. There's going to be...

Starting point is 01:33:13 Kevin Dyson. Kevin Dyson. That play is insane. Yeah, this is it right here. Look at this. This is for the Super Bowl. Yep, and y'all deserve every ounce of... Every ounce of pain for that.

Starting point is 01:33:26 You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC championship three times and lost to the bills three times. The Oilers did? Yeah. Y'all lost to them three times. and then they lost three times. Yes!

Starting point is 01:33:38 Oh, my. Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser. We've never gotten to go to the party. Damn. That's why when the Astros won, like Houston lost their shit. Wide left, dude. We also have the rockets, too.

Starting point is 01:33:51 We're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice. Wide left, narrow. What are you talking about your penis size? Or what are you talking about wide left? Or wide right. What was their kick? Oh, the, oh, the, when, who?

Starting point is 01:34:03 Oh, wait, who'd y'all lose two three times, you said? We lost to the bills with Jim Kelly Yeah Wide right Yeah That's how they kept missing God That's just

Starting point is 01:34:13 Heartbreaking times man That's just what happens That's life man You know Sometimes you're just really close But You ever like who's your Do you have a pro team?

Starting point is 01:34:22 New Orleans Saints When you said Cam Jordan It was awesome Oh really? They've had a really tough year So you So do you go to any games Or do you like

Starting point is 01:34:31 You watch them on Sundays Or are you kind of like college. I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in with college football this year. Yeah, me too. You know, I'm going to go, yeah, just, I'm going to an Ole Miss game, went to a Bama game, went to a VALs game the other night, that was pretty great. Well, the other thing, too, that pisses me off is like, NFL now, it's like, you can watch it on 20 different. Yeah, it's kind of, it's just too much. It just doesn't, I don't know, sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, I don't know, it used to feel different. Yeah, it's like, like, you want to watch this game, pay this, you want to watch this, you want to watch, watch, it without ad, pay this.

Starting point is 01:35:06 It feels very transaction. You want a $20 hot dog? And then... That was just a question for you. Oh, yeah. No. No? I want a $2.

Starting point is 01:35:15 You can put it away then, Sagan. I'm still having changed, man. I want that $2. Frank, homie. Sketch, man. Thanks for hanging out, dude. Thanks for having me.

Starting point is 01:35:25 Yeah, bro. I'm looking for we got to grab some dinner. Yeah. Sounds good. Probably, I'll probably get a little workout in here at home and then I'll come and link up with you. Yeah, sounds good. I'll probably, you know, just

Starting point is 01:35:35 get lubed up before. That's what I'd call drinking before, like... Oh, getting lubed up. Okay. But, like, that's what I said before everything happened. Now when I say it, it sounds like a dirty joke. Yeah. Things change.

Starting point is 01:35:49 That's the only thing. It's like, I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, hey, whoa, hey. Yeah. That guy's, yeah. That guy's one of us. Is he being serious right now? Dude, what the heck, man.

Starting point is 01:36:01 Good to see you, bro. I'm happy that you're. thrive and I'm happy that you're still figuring it out. Outside of streaming or is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do? Like the landscape kind of changes a lot. You're a creative guy. You're like a one of one. You're so specific with who you, like you, there's no other you, right?

Starting point is 01:36:16 So do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit or do you feel like streaming is kind of it for now? Streaming's it for now, but I definitely like reality TV aspects. I like hosting stuff. I like hosting the streamer awards was fun. But if I had a dream Like to be like Like I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show

Starting point is 01:36:38 Where it's like Like either the office type vibe Where it's like riffing and laughing all the time Or like stepbrothers Like like how Wolf Farrow and John C. Riley Yeah John C. Riley and like Kenny Powers And stuff like that like

Starting point is 01:36:52 I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel Like it's like You're just like shooting a shit Yeah Like that would be a dream role Oh yeah dude Or like to be like to be be able to, like, find something that was like

Starting point is 01:37:03 to cling to. Or treasure hunting. What about that? We're actually thinking about something like that. Really? I can see that 100%. We're going to start doing geocash streams. You know what geocassing is?

Starting point is 01:37:22 It's where you go hide, you go hide stuff, and people go find it. Geocasting is a real-world treasure hunt using GPS-enabled devices to find hidden containers called geocash. Geocches? Yeah. Wow, dude, that sounds amazing. It's really fun, actually.

Starting point is 01:37:36 Oh, bro, it sounds fascinating. So wait, so you... It's all over... It's all over the world. So how would you be able to do it? Like, give me an example of what that would be like. So you go on, like, a geocaching app, and, like, they give you, like, the coordinates, and they kind of, like, maybe describe where it's hidden, and, like, you kind of have to go find it. Like, it could be under a rock.

Starting point is 01:37:54 It could be up in a tree. And who hides the stuff? Anyone? Um, it's kind of like, uh, like a... It's anyone. like a, it's like a very community type thing, like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something, like, you know, like that type of vibe. So it's kind of like the burning man of treasure hunting, like it's kind of like you take,

Starting point is 01:38:13 you put, you, you give back, that sort of thing. It's pretty sick. And so, but people can hide anything. It can be a poem. It could be money. It could just be something like a positive like affirmation. It could be anything. Yeah, it'd be pretty pissed if it's a positive affirmation.

Starting point is 01:38:27 It takes a while to get a lot of that stuff. Yeah. If it just said life's good, I'd be like, it costs me $30 with gas, motherfucker. We're in California right now. Did you, yeah, yeah, what would be a good reality show, dude? I'm trying to think of some good names. Okay, Influencers versus the real world. Ooh.

Starting point is 01:38:47 So you would take people and say, like, change a wind turbine. Like, you know how it's high up? So someone that's scared of heights go, like, take an influencer that, like, that's their fear. Or, like, take them and make them and make them. do like a dirty job of like that's something like that don't they don't like to do like change sewer or something like and have them have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real world yeah like either like have it walk through or like just something where it's like because they're like people always go like well they're like the streamer

Starting point is 01:39:16 harding harder than that like that like that rage bait question but like doing that like like what rage bait question like there's a rage bait question that uh is streamer harder than a real job oh got it and like uh like it's it's not because you're like it's not because you're like You just turn it on a camera and chill But like Usually you don't Those type of people don't have callous hands Like dealing like if you're doing like blue collar work

Starting point is 01:39:39 Yeah you'll have callus on his fingertips Just from hitting like you know I got callus on this hand From rub my pecker too many times You're a pecker? What was it another Oh are you smarter than a meth head would be good That is actually a great one

Starting point is 01:39:56 Is that a show already? I think there is a guy that goes around street interviews or dude meth versus math right so somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just choose their fucking arms and legs off dude if you found the right

Starting point is 01:40:11 method though math is supposed to it's supposed to make you stronger apparently oh dude for sure do you know how math was invented huh do you know the Nazis invented math oh they did yeah it was a Nazi invention to keep uh because it it lowers your appetite keeps you up

Starting point is 01:40:28 And it was like a way like during the World War II Like to keep keep their troops like Because they're fighting in Russia So like Oh that's a good point huh Right here it says methamphetamine Known as Pervitin During Nazi Germany was first synthesized

Starting point is 01:40:41 In a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company Timler Werke In 1937 It was introduced as a legal stimulant similar to coffee And quickly became popular for its ability To keep users awake and alert Fuck yeah dude Meth versus Mass

Starting point is 01:40:57 Some dude walks into a classroom classroom, huge math problem. He's got to solve it. He has 30 seconds before a meth head gets loose in there and fucking starts nibbling his fucking nipples off. You're probably going to get a gnaw more than a nipple off.

Starting point is 01:41:10 Oh, dude, yeah. A little bit, I think the they talk about meth and that thing like they talk about Coke and Coca-Cola back in the day. Meth was fucking, I've never done meth. That would be crazy.

Starting point is 01:41:23 Mom and dad. Me, yeah, mom and dad. Never done math. Yeah, dude. I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game. Like a good game show? Yeah, like a good game show. I think that meth thing would be good. Or anything else we didn't talk about?

Starting point is 01:41:37 I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh? We covered a lot of stuff. You got anything else you want to talk about? No, I think it's just like, I think for me, I just like realize I just kind of let things be, you know? Just let this, like, you know, sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this, and you can have some planning and stuff like that, but just to take a step back and just let things be.

Starting point is 01:41:58 be sometimes, you know? Yeah, to soak in the moment. Yeah, just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens, you know? It's hard for me to sometimes, uh, uh, like, are you a person that you don't, like, you're like, you're, like, you're out of the good times type, like, in the moment, like, you're like, yeah, I just, I have so many, like, like, just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens, you know, just like, someone's just like, hey, let it be and just, that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's

Starting point is 01:42:27 going to be okay even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's going to be fine yeah you know definitely having faith is a bit is a big yeah so i think just working on that probably a little bit more something that you know i'm like thinking about a lot yeah um well who's here for you if you need anything yeah thanks man i know that i appreciate that you always check in like with some positive energy or see what's going on so yeah you facetime me in the in the sauna I appreciate that. Yeah. Pretty cool.

Starting point is 01:42:59 You were pretty, you were pretty liquided up. That was sweat. That was a lot of sweat. Yeah. Lights were off too. Hey, dude, I couldn't get them to work. Who gets in a sauna without the lights working? Dude, bro.

Starting point is 01:43:12 That is, I told him, that's a bath house. That is not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna. That's not, your brother, you're, we've been in the same place. Come on. What's up, brother? That's a cock. No.

Starting point is 01:43:25 You know what I'm saying? You're reaching for the door. Why is there so many holes? Holy shit. Here's what I'm saying is, dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit

Starting point is 01:43:34 when you were a kid or not? Not this first time. Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit? I'm trying to think of like the first time I saw a real one. When was that time you saw a real tit? Remember it? Like, I've seen so many now.

Starting point is 01:43:52 Oh, my bad, bro. No, not like that. Like, we're just like, just, fucking tit Ricky over here, dude How many tits have you seen? You're pussy the platypus. Dude, I'm just saying I had a little. A little?

Starting point is 01:44:05 It sounded like you had a lot. I had a whole mouthful. Bro, we had this kid named Reginald who had seen a tit, right? And people heard that he had seen one. And we were like, motherfucking Reginald, we're like, we're like, Reginald, what did it look like? And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of,

Starting point is 01:44:21 and he couldn't even fucking tell us and we're like trying to shake it out of it. Trying to get to... We get a waterboard of him to get to... Draw that tit, Reginald. You know, and he's like, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit. And with tit, you can't tell him somebody's stuttering. They're just saying tit over and over again, dude.

Starting point is 01:44:37 It's like, it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever. Yeah. And I would be like, damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like. Did you remember the first one you saw that? Tit, tit, tit. Or it was, it was Reginald saw it. And we were all fucking cornered him. Dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school.

Starting point is 01:44:54 were like Reginald saw a freaking tit Reginald you better get over here right now Yeah you gotta get to show us And Reginald I think was low-key gay So he didn't he shouldn't even have been seeing a tit Which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset Like dude we've all been praying for tits And Reginald gets the one guy that doesn't like it

Starting point is 01:45:10 The one guy that doesn't like it The one guy who's like that Oh that's a small little tummy with a bump on it You know What are you talking about Reginald That's a tit? That's a succulent God That's a tit

Starting point is 01:45:24 T, T, T, T, T, T. First, you just wanted to just fucking shake it out of them. That's a damn titty, Reginald. First, Dip Lite, so, had so much hair in it, looked like a Venus flytrap. Ooh. And who was he? Who was he?

Starting point is 01:45:37 No, he was. It was a sheet. Yeah, sure it was, huh? All right. We'll see you, uh, we'll see you guys in the future, man. Definitely. Are you talking about them in the future or us? I'm gonna jump on your stream tomorrow, man. Let's do it.

Starting point is 01:45:49 Help make some fun content. Yeah, I'm so dead. I've never done it. The only other stream. You did speeds? I'm going to jump away. I got to meet Speed. That was the first time I'd ever met him.

Starting point is 01:45:58 So it's kind of a lot. He, like, showed up. Dude, his life's insane, though. He moves, like, the president. It's insane. I mean, he moves, like, the president. Speed had more... He had as many people around him as I would say, like, the president.

Starting point is 01:46:11 Like, when I saw the vice president. It's insane. Like, I've went to a soccer game, and we were in the same box, and there's kids, like, and, like, he left at, like, halftime because there was kids, like, he left at, like, half time, because there was kids. like just below his suite just going speed speed speed yeah i was like holy shit it was pretty miraculous to see but just get to to get to see it say it reginald just to get to see him and uh and see what his world was like was pretty awesome yeah and the fact that he came by

Starting point is 01:46:41 it was nice of him you know that's just a lot of pressure doing that he was doing like a 50 state tour or something yeah he he's he's awesome he's actually really cool but i got to meet him a couple times. Yeah, he seemed like a cool guy, man. I mean, he was cool. It was just, it was so, it was so quick. Yeah. That's, that's why I like, when I do my streams or whatever, I, you'd like to meet before, meet the people beforehand. And just at least say, hey, yeah. Yeah, because then you, then it's like, you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff. Yeah. Um, well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again. And, uh, I'm looking for seeing you this weekend. And, and. Can I get a pair of their shoes, too, and these? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:20 Yeah, dude, these are awesome. You can't see, but these are great. No, really? Yeah, these are great, dude. These are these new Jordans. Are you serious? Yeah, the retirement Jordans. Fuck, no, these are fucking slippers, dude.

Starting point is 01:47:32 These are damn prism. Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce. You're going to find a lady in that? That's the problem, I think. I could style you. You might be right. If I threw a chain on you, you think that would work? Maybe.

Starting point is 01:47:46 We do like that, and then suddenly I'm, like, wearing your shit. Yeah? It depends on which closet you go in. Yeah. Might come out looking like Wonder Woman. Yeah. Might come out wondering about men. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:48:00 All right. Bro, love you, dude. Thank you so much for just being alive and creating cool stuff. You're going to do so much creative stuff in the world. And I'm happy to be here to witness it and always hear if I can help. And thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going on. Yeah, bro. Love you, too, man.

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