This Past Weekend - #643 - Ray

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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He's a content creator. He's originally from Taiwan. Taiwan. He's got the spicy shrimp paste. You know what I'm talking about? He's that bottom ramen, you feel me. And I heard he's frosty on the habachi. He's the lady boy.

I mean, he's a ladies man. I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won a reality streamer of the year. Welcome. Ray. Is there anything specific? You want to talk about and go over it? That's for your brand or anything that's popping

for you? I'm looking about anything. I don't really care. You want to buy an island? Buy an island? Would you say? An island? Sorry. I'll be down I'll be like. I'm making some new shit. You can't buy an island. What do you mean? Not right now. It's not a good time. Nah, I'll love to do one. Like, like, I'm making a new

streaming ditty party. You're making a new stream in Diddy Party? Yeah, yeah. So, but who's, is it going to be kind of like, will it be kind of Asian only? Because Diddy, it seemed like... Nah, nah, nah, everybody can join. I'm not racist.

Every racist can join, black, whites, Indian, Europeans, everybody can join. It's the Dity Party. I don't know if it's the best time because they just put out all those files from the, um... Of one, Epstein? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So do you want to go that far and do like an island? Or you was... Nah, no, no. I don't want to do this. things they do, but I want to make some new shit. Your own shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you been on the island before?

I never been. They had a comedian that had been, though. They invite you? No, I didn't even get an invite. I don't know. I have some mail I haven't open. But I don't think I got anything like that. Yeah.

I would, like... Wait, wait, deal. Yeah. Quick question. That's the intro. That's the intro. That's the intro? Like, like, would you buy an island?

Yeah. Oh my God, man. That's what America's wondering, because you're the future man The future now is like We're getting all of our semiconductors from your I know that you're Taiwanese I'm Taiwan yeah

Thank you for coming Yeah And that we're getting all our semiconductors from you guys right All the car from PC Yeah oh you You're tapping bro That's not the same man That got for me

Y'all have all of our ideas All the information is going through Taiwan now Yeah And it's happening physically I think Through you That's what I'm saying like Yeah, so you know what? I might be the spy, you know?

Yeah. You know whose phantom is? Phantom? Phantom? Phantom? Phantom of the opera? Bring it up. What's that?

Phantom with opera? This was the guy... What's that? Guy doing white face. This was like an early kind of... This dude was like taking advantage of women and doing white face or whatever. Oh, like he's the original ditty. Yeah, yeah, he was.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I like that. I like that. was an early ditty. But dude, if you did a ditty thing, dude, bro, if you did a ditty, I don't know if people are ready for it right now.

Do you think, I guess if everybody's invited, at least it's more that, more welcoming to everyone. Now, listen, this is what I'm a dude, bro. So boom. You know, ditty got big guy's bad, right?

Big bed. Big bad, yeah, big bad. Yeah. Baby oil. Yes. Under tunnel. He had a tunnel too? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. I mean, I mean, probably not that part, but like, I'm gonna make a big dance. Everyone got laid, drink for me. Hennessy. You know what? Hennessy. Yeah.

Come out and play. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah, so we're gonna do that. Then what? Then what? You can have good music? Are you gonna have a good time?

It's like a party for real. Like, I'm gonna drink, get laid, party, dance, music, DJ or what girls? DJ or like more like classical music? You think violin? Nah, nah, no, that's an old shit. Wait, how old are you by a? I'm old, I'm 40, I'm 50. I'm on, I'm gonna die soon.

50? Yeah. Now, don't say that you're gonna die soon, like. I'm 45. Oh my God. Look at me, look at me from this side. You don't look like, old or I'm killed, but you look like 30. Like, you're like 35.

I feel young, dude. 45? Yeah. Damn, man. Half of the body in the grave. I know, bro. It's a waste up only, you know? You double my age, you know that?

Am I really? Yeah, I'm 20 years. So I just turned 20. Congratulations, man. Thank you, bro. Congratulations to you, bro. Thank you. For all the success, podcast, for me in life.

I appreciate it, man. Yeah, man. And welcome, yeah. We got Ray, Ray Asian guy. Ray Asian guy, not. My name, uh, just call me Ray. Just Ray. Yeah, yeah.

You don't like Ray Asian guy anymore. Not like him with Ray Asian boy. Ray Asian boy. Yeah, but, but I don't really like that. So I just call me Ray. Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian man? Like, would that be the thing? you think?

No, it don't sound right. You don't, feel me? It don't sound right. Yeah. Yeah. How about you, um, your name's Dea Vaughan, right?

Yeah. But I would... Would you ever change to Uncle Dea Vaughan or some shit? Ooh, maybe. Or like Uncle Theo von, the country guy? Oh, maybe so. Yeah.

Maybe I don't know. I think if I got a farm or something, I could do something like that. Uncle Theo's country hotel or something, open up a business. That would be fine. Yeah. Quick question.

Like, are you from Nashville? I'm from Louisiana. Oh, so you're racist? Am I racist? Uh-huh. I wouldn't say that. I mean... Yeah, I've had...

I wouldn't say... I would say... I don't mind a little racism. Me too. Yeah. We didn't say, bro. Beautiful, yeah. Yeah, I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother.

Quick question. Now, you've been saying the N-word? No, no, no, no. I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times, but I don't say it. Like, we don't got to lie. We don't got a lie right now. Like, you definitely say before, right?

I have, I don't think I've said, I don't remember, I'll tell you this. If I's, I've never, maybe if I was like at the dentist office when they give you that stuff, you know. What stuff? You know what the dentist office when they give you the, um, for your molars or whatever? Novocaine. Novocaine. Yeah. Okay.

And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever. Hmm. But no, I don't say it, man. There was a time. But you want to say, like, but like, you just control it. I don't think it's worth saying. Yeah, but I'm gonna keep it about with you. I say it one time.

You say it one time? Yeah, I say it one time. On stream. Like, I was singing a song, I got ho... You know, you know, you know that song? Yeah, but... Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I seen that song and it was on stream, I just said the whole R. I'm not even saying the N-word, I said the whole R by accident. I think if you're... Bro, if you're singing, what time was it? Was it past 8 p.m.? It was past 8 p.m. It wasn't... But it was in Japan, no.

It wasn't here. It was in Japan. I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you could sing it. Oh, like you can sit. Nah, it should be one day, everybody can say it. That'll be fine. I'm gonna be spamming.

Yo, what's up? Feel me? I'm gonna be spamming that shit like that. Bro, we should definitely, you and me should do a collab where we, like, no, we can't do like a... We can't do an inward collab, bro. Ray, you're setting me up, bro.

No, I'm not, bro. You are a spy. bro. I am a spy, but like, we don't got to say out loud, like... But we already said it. Oh my God. I mean, damn, bro. Let's start over. Yeah, let's start over. That'll restart.

Yeah, yeah. We'll keep it in, but we'll restart. Wait, let's do a quick intro quick. Okay. Okay. Here today, uh, with a young guy, uh, baby Ray, some people call him just Ray. Uh, some people used to call him Ray Asian boy, Ray Asian baby. They don't, there's just Ray now, though, bro.

That's right. Von, he's out of Taiwan. Yeah, he's probably the number one, he's the number one Taiwanese streamer. He just won streamer of the year. No, I think we streamer, yeah.

No, Speed one? Yeah, speed one. I win, I win reality show or some shit. They won... Reactly... I'm a kid, but I forgot why I win, bro. Yeah. It don't matter, man.

Life is about living life and being happy, bro. Yeah? Like, fuck that shit, bro. We hear... We are the... Fuck them. Yup. Nah, nah, not fuck them.

Yeah, yeah. Never mind. Yeah, never mind. Yep. Right here, I'm with, my uncle. Three... Fuck. I forgot how to pronounce it now.

It's okay. I'm not from here. I'm an immigrant. I know. T-H-E-O. How do I pronounce? Like, D-O? T-O.

Do. How would you pronounce it in Taiwan, you need to see a thing? T-H-E-O. Tong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.

Dong. Dong. Dong-V-T-V-V-V-V-V-vvvvvvvvvvv. Don't know. Yeah, bro. Don't bong. I'm here with uncle Dongfang. You feel me?

Yeah, tight shit. I'm having a good time, man. BLM, homie, let's get it, bro. Yeah, Back Hitcher, a shadow of the blacks, Dominican, Puertoicans, Africans. Gay's. Who else? Brighton Martin, Rosa Park. Yeah, Rosa Parks, who else?

I'm trying to think. Oh. Who's the guy was... Nate Robinson? I like the basketball player? Like the basketball player? Yeah. Okay.

He was like the original Kai Sinat probably. Why you say that? Bro, Nate had a jump so Kai could run. So Kai could run. Yeah. Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro. You don't even make sense, though. Like, like...

But bro, I'm talking about... Wait, they play basketball. Kaj stream. Like, you don't even... I'm just talking about science and history right now. You're talking about the height. Look at this guy, bro. Look at that.

Oh my God. He is nice, though. They call him baby. He's snicker because he was chocolate and nuts, bro. He got more bunnies than Easter. He is risen. Bro, I'd be hope. I got a black jeans, man. I got a black jeans, man.

I got a small dick. I can't jump. I can't hoop. Like, damn, I can't hope I can't have that black jeans. I can't have that BBC, a big black dick, bro. It would weigh you down right now, though. I don't think your body can handle it if you had it on you. No, I feel like if I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.

No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it. What's that? Susp-sus- It's like if you can't hold It's called Suspenders Suspenders Yes Okay

It's like a special thing If your body can't hold something up You gotta have suspenders There you go Mm Like holding a dick type shit You would have to Probably bro

Your body's not gonna be able To support a big winger Yeah I feel that I feel that You know what I said I can handle it I can handle it You feel me

Uh-uh I don't feel you at all I don't think you could If you came in with a big dick Your back would be hurt And all that shit But I'm not talking about like that big like two down there.

I'm talking about like a good 10, a good 15. 15 is insane, brother. How? 15? I'm not a good size. What are you? A carpenter? You're going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff?

Bro, 15 is a lot. Not 15 is? Then if you're having sex, some of your wieners are going to be outside of the vagina and it's going to get cold. I mean, I mean, because my shit is small. Don't. For me, I want a big dick for now.

But you might have a big dick. in your country, do you? I don't think they have big thing in my country. Everybody, Asian, you know, what they say about Asian, Asian got more dick. They got that semiconductor, huh? Yeah, bro.

Does white have big dick? Sometimes, every now and then, you get a guy who just did something different. I fuck with that. Based on recent data, the average erect penis size... In Taiwan is 4.9 inches.

Based on penis size, average is 4.9. Yeah. Wait, that's not bad, right? No, bro. I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got little wieners over there. Actually, it's big.

You got that shrimp. Y'all got that scampy, baby. Not, not. Shrimp means, like, small d'i. I know, but I'm saying, I think people tricked you guys to think that. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like Asian got small dick,

but the whole time, they got big deal, they never know. No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not. Just not enough. But it's okay, though. Like, you can use it. Regular dick, yeah, usable.

Yeah, regular thing. That's what I'm saying. That's all it matters. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I agree with you, brother. Not that. Okay, let's start the interview then. So what I'm saying?

So we haven't started yet. No, we're just talking some bullshit. Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit. But we have started, but we haven't started. That just started for real. Okay, let's start for real. All right, I'm here with my nephew right here right now. The first of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast.

I want to say, thank you for coming, bro. Appreciate you, bro. Do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro? Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element? Because like when I was your age, they didn't have podcasting. I mean, they kind of had like radio,

but then podcasting started. Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that? Or have you even thought about that? I mean, 100%. But streaming is way different than podcasts. So like, if you're streaming, you can do it. Wherever you want, you can go outside, travel around the world,

walking outside with, like, interacting with people. Like But podcast I feel like Like sitting down Have a talk Have chatting I feel it's different things

But I've heard Definitely streaming Like a big thing Like like Oh shit I don't know how to say But like You know what I mean right

Yeah streaming And streaming is like The next big thing Oh for sure It's the new thing Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah like I mean How long is streaming Been going Actually And who was the first streamer Do you know I don't know

Bro Probably on OG, PewDiePie. I don't know. Who was the first streamer? Because Fuzi died, didn't he? Fuzi? He didn't die? He's still alive. Oh, man. People have said he's dead.

He died a couple times. I know he died once by the mall. He died over there. Wait, do you know JJ Style? No, never heard of him. Yeah, what the fuck is that? I thought he was a wrestler. JJ Styles is considered one of the earliest,

if not the first gaming streamers in 1993 at age 12. He hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and Moore in Arizona. That's crazy. I don't know about that. What do you mean? I think it's fake. I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.

Yeah, me too. Like, if I don't know, I'll definitely know, but I never hear of me, JJ style. Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993. Yeah, I can see that we have a collar of rare intelligence. Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were all the rage. And 12-year-old Arizonaan JJ Styles, aka Zott the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More. Hello, it's me, Zuck the Avenger once again with another episode of Video Games and More. Oh wait, so, that kid is JJ Style.

That kid's JJ Style, yeah. He's a legend. First will do it. Clap it up, bro. You're a legend, bro. I don't know if he did. I will clap for him. Respect to him.

I don't know. I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good. Yeah, I hope to. But, like, who do you guys consider the first streamer? First streamer like that, whoever string first on the platform. So who was the first Twitter streamer then? Like, I'm just wondering if there was like a, you know, was there like a George Washington of it or something?

George, what? Or who was like the, um, Christopher Columbus a stream, you know? Or Bruce Lee. Yeah. I'll say, I'll say Jack Dirty. Okay. Yeah, he probably the first streamer whoever did it. Yeah, Jack Doherty.

Jack Doherty from, um, is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding, like putting his girls in cars and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a freshman. Wow. He's a legend. Yeah, he's a legend. I'll say he a legend. Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude. Every other episode, he's like, I'm putting, that bitch is gone.

And guess what's behind this curtain? And it's another bitch back there. Oh my God, uncle, you tap in. I'm in. There he is right there. Mug shots. That same? Dude, he always will, he'll, like, tickle somebody and then hide behind a,

Big black guy. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean by that? Big black guy? One of his security guards. Oh, okay, okay. Dude, he'll always like walk off from his security guard and then get snuck by somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He has a crazy life though. Now he does. So he's considered the first streamer then. Yeah, he's the first streamer. Okay, bet. Yeah. I didn't know. Wait, so you be streaming, bro.

No, but I watch it, dude. You know, I kind of see what's going on. Um, you know, I got to link up with speed one time when he was in town. So, you know, there's some. stuff like you kind of see what's going on and I'm curious about it because it's the future it's like yeah you know to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre to not be curious about it yeah yeah and you kind of quick question yeah what do you hop on the street after this podcast with me yeah I would do something yeah what do you should what should we do maybe go for a walk

or something oh you can show me around Nashville show me what you've been doing like offline golf can go golfing fishing whatever you do or like yeah I'll be down if we could fish that'd be We can go buy the worms You can buy the Fishing rod Fishing rod You're fishing rod

Oh I think I got some shit in my truck actually Are you a country guy? I think I think you're a country guy Like I can't Like buy your face By your dress Like the whole body

And by the house I feel like you're a country guy Let me think if I am And you got an accent too You got a country guy accent Yeah I got a country accent for sure America American.

Yeah, we grew up just like in our area was just like kind of black and white it wasn't like real redneck so it wasn't like you know

shooting guns and like you know doing in words or whatever Redneck Yeah it was more It wasn't like

Wait Is that racist If I say If you say what Redneck Redneck Some people consider it racist I don't know if I do

Okay But some people would Okay Okay Yeah to some people That's like The Nwords

to some white people you know. Oh, oh. I'm sorry, but if I, if I offense, offense to you, like. No, man, I'm okay. I don't identify as that. I just identify kind of like as rural. It's like, yeah, I feel you. Just kind of rural. Uncle, I would, I'll let you call me a Chinchang. I'll give it a pass. Really? Yeah. Just call it one time. It's okay. I know you want to do it. I don't want to do it. It's okay. Like, like, I'm cool it. Like, you feel me? I'm going to give it a pass. You can say, Chinchang. I would not say I would probably I would think of something better than that I let me see

Like I would think like chop chop Look at this little Chop chop chip chop Abraham Chinkin I like that I like that chip chop chip chop Okay chip chop Because it's more

It's more like I don't like Ching Chong that much Why I would maybe call you like a slot machine boy or something like that. Something that Asian people like to do. Look at this little kind of... Slut machine. Look at this little slot machine, yeah.

What do you mean by like, like, we slut? Like, we... No, I'm just thinking out, like, this is a horrible conversation to be in. Dude, you know what I realize with you? Like... What? Like, you like to, like, really examine racism and, like, stand... Like, usually racism, it's just like somebody, like, you know, you run through...

Like, racism is just like you take a step in and you're out. Yeah. But you like to go stand in the race. You know why I love everybody. I love every culture. I respect every culture. That's, you know, I feel that energy from you. Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man.

All types of people like you, you know. I could feel that. I hope so. I'm trying my best. I feel that energy. Yeah, yeah. When it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them? Bring up a couple Asians.

Bring up a batch of Asian. Bring us up a batch. So you mean like every racist. How, oh my God. You know. You know him? I don't know him. That's Jay Chow.

You know, you know, fun fact. Me and him was in the same school. What's my mother? In school. So he's Taiwanese. Yeah, he's Taiwanese too. We're in the same exact school. We graduated at the same high school.

We got the same teacher. What kind of guy was he? I never met him before. I want to make him because he's a legend. Oh, not at the same time, different time. He's a singer. Oh, he is, Jay Chow. Yeah.

And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him. Because we found the same school, we found the same place, and then he's a legend too. Shout to you. What's up, Jay Chow? Nice to see you, brother. Yeah. So where do you, like Taiwanese, Japanese, I'm trying to think of what else they have. They have Japanese. All Japanese, Vietnamese.

Like, what is this one? Like, what is this one? Like, and that's, how do you guys, how do you write? Like probably a yakuzi or some shit? Yakuzy, the gangster in Japanese? Yeah, that's badass. Yeah, that's badass. He looks like he can whoop your ass.

your ass. Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude. Nah, I don't think he can hoop. He looks like he can do some, shop some sushi or some shit. He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie. That dude looks like he'll, oh, he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your fucking spine with that knife, big dog. I don't think he'll hoop, though. What about this guy? Who is that? Like, that's the president of China. And where does China rank? Like, that's what I'm saying.

China rank? I'm a kid, but I don't want to lie, bro. I rank China down there. Down to the bottom? It's like, not like they cool, but like, like their personality, like, how do I say? Like, they're just not really a good person. That's what I feel like. Okay. Yeah. And what about?

I felt it's a Filipino or some shit. Oh, Filipino is the best. Cambodian? I fuck the Philippines. Philippines. I remember top five. Top seven. What about Korean?

Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit. Look at this dog treat right here. Huh? What you mean by that? No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying. Little biscuit? No, I'm just saying. So you just going fat?

No, look at this little fucking. No, no. I mean, he is fat, but like. Look at this little jaundice juice box right here, boy. He looked like a fucking juice box, right? Yo, now, why he faces like? Nah, he face looks like a pork bunce. Oh yeah, he does.

He got a pork bun face. He got pork pump face. Yes. Huh? He got pork pump. Paul Banffey Yeah A BTS

And these guys are what Koreans Okay How do Koreans rank I'm there A top five A good top five Because they're competitive

A lot of business people Over there Strict responsibilities Yeah Korean people Very responsibilities I didn't know about that Yeah like they want the kids To do well

That's why I need Stay around You uncle Because you're gonna teach me Some old stuff Some smart stuff I don't know I do stream

I don't kid like I do I don't care about all that, but like, if I stay around you, I'll be knowing all the like smart. Yeah, the history. Yes. Yes. Bro, we'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy, a little country boy. I will be down.

Because you're already named Ray. Ray is the most popular in one of the most country names in the world. It is? Yeah, Ray. Come here, Ray. You just put some letters together. Nah. In America.

My last name is Ray. R-U-E-I. And so I changed it to. Ray. It makes sense, feel me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Indians?

Wait. Yeah, and how do, it's Indians? I don't think, I don't think they, like, like, we Asians, like, we fuck them, but like, I wouldn't say they Asians. Yeah. They're more like their own continent. Oh, who is this? Oh, that's Laotian. What the fuck is that?

I don't know either, bro. Le Yoshi. Those keep, they don't even have a... I'm care about, have you ever been to Japan? Yeah. How are you like, how are you like? I liked it, man. They got everything clean, nice. A lot of Japanese people friendly. Yes. Yeah, they're so friendly. One thing about Taiwanese too, like, they're friendly.

They are? Yeah, they are. You should go. Are they accepting of, uh, if American people go there? Yes, yeah. They love black people and white people. Like, they love fortune. Like, if the bitchy, you're white, you got a white dick, they can be like, oh, well, oh. You feel me? Oh, they want that, huh? Yeah, they want a white. stroke. They want that chop chop. No, no, no. I'm a chop chop. Oh, yeah, yeah. You, you like a he-ho. Oh, they want that he-ho. Yeah, like some cowboy shit, he-ho. Yeah, huh? Put some straw around my penis, huh? Yes. Put a little lasso on it. Who is this guy? What is that?

That's Vietnamese. That's Jason the Wien. It is? Yeah, Jason the Wien. Yeah, he found Vietnamese, bro. He's Vietnamese, and is, how do you guys view Vietnamese people? They're cool. We got, we got, we got, we got no problem about it. They cool. Okay. So who's your biggest nemesis, like, who's kind of the art, like, Batman versus Joker, like, if y'all are Batman and who's the...

Like, who's the... I was, I was like, Taiwan and China. Okay. They got history behind it, and they're kind of, like, beefing. Yeah. But me personally, I don't really care. So you don't carry that energy around what you really?

Yeah, I don't really care, bro. But you know it. Yeah, I know. I know it. It's in the cabinet. Oh my God. That's my other uncle. You know him? Oh, yeah.

That's Uncle Roger. Yeah. That's my other uncle bro. Shout to you Uncle Roger. Bro, he- Hi-ya. Oh yeah. Bro, what's his song?

What's that song? See if you can find that song. Wait, have you ever met him before? Yeah, bro. Uncle Roger came here. He was... Yeah, he took a podcast. Hilarious, bro.

He's great guy. Yeah, I fuck with him. This is his song right here, bro. This is his anthem, bro. This is a summer anthem. Play it up. Wait, can you read the title for me? Because I can't really see.

I can't see either right here. I don't think that's Uncle... Roger I think that some... This is his... no, this is his favorite song. I don't think that's Uncle Roger though. Bro, I'm telling you, bro. I didn't see no Asian in there. That's sexy red right there.

Okay. Hey. That's fucking Shy Gileas Alexander, bro. Everybody in this bitch. Is she okay? Hey, okay. But I don't think that Uncle Roger, that's... But no, this is...

That's a bunch of black folks. Well, like, like... If that's all you see, that's all you see. twin, I'm just saying that they Unward can be gay too This is the true, bro It's actually a good song

I'm telling you bro, this uncle Roger put me on this shit Nah, that's tough That's enough right there, bro We ain't giving it all to him Wait, have you ever Like, like, like, how long have I been doing the podcast for? Seven years Because I'm trying to get you know you

I feel like Okay If I happen on a podcast I want to get you know you too For respect to the My My

My How do I say Older? Elder, elder Elder, yeah You could say elder So you've been doing Pocket for seven years

Yeah But I've been doing comedy For Almost 20 year Oh yeah Wait my bad My phone My shit reading

Oh bro You'll make them You could do Whatever you want with them Oh yeah Yeah You're right You're right

You're right Them bitches Cause you probably You probably got Unlimited phone No, all things are Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones. Nah, no, I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone, though. That's a problem.

Quick question for you. Growing up, were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff, or is that just a myth that we hear in America? No, they do. There's a part called Tai Zhong. They make all the, like, 3Cs, the computer, the chips. They all made that in that area.

So is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places? Yeah, you know, yes, like that. But, you know, people work there got paid high. Like, they pay so many money, but they'll go bald. After, like, 10 years. Oh, the stress? Yes, because it's very stressful. Ah.

Did you ever know somebody that worked there? So it's like a common thing? No, I don't know nobody who worked there. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. But I know these players, like, they teach us back in the day in school. They just tell us that part, know for making those chips and computing and stuff.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Do they have lesbians in Taiwan? Yeah. You know, Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage. Is it really? Yeah, in the Asian, the first country. First Asian country.

Oh, wow. So Taiwan is a very progressive country. That's what I'm saying. I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians. I shout out to y'all, man. I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support him. That's why I do gay shit. Yeah, I think, look, I think you can do not, I think you can not do gay shit and still support him, but also if you're gonna do get, look, bro, play the song again from Uncle Rogers, too, you know what I'm saying, bro? That's what you gotta do, bro.

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Or just a little family Oh like like Like Like like Like with your cousin or we saw your cousin Like no like with the yeah Like do people Do your parents have a lot of siblings

Like did you have a lot of siblings? Like me I don't have siblings Your only child Yes So I grew up Like Jesus Sometimes Jesus is only child Look it up

Was Jesus an only child Wait, are you an only child? No. You got siblings? I got three siblings, yeah. Like, how do I feel growing up? Because I don't got to experience that. Whether Jesus was an only child or the subject of a debate.

So who knows, bro? But I think he was so, he was the most popular one. I bet his brother was like, dang, I ain't even going out of the house. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother, what are you going to do? You can do whoever. But I know.

But still, you don't want to be like just milling around on his shit all day. What do you mean? You don't want to be named by Jesus' brother? You would want to do your own thing, you know? If Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably want to do something unique to you, maybe do music or something. I don't know, if Jesus was my brother, I'll do whatever I like. Right, but would you try to do the same thing?

Like, oh, I'm gonna be a savior. Like I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road to your book? If I got a chance, I would save people. That's true. If I can save people, I'll save people. say people. Yeah, you're right. So I got a question for you.

Growing up as America, what's like America culture or like something like only America would do? Americans would do. I think a lot of times like probably something only Americans would do. Maybe some of the games we played as children, stuff like that. Like what type of game? They will play. probably

they used to have a game called like you would throw a ball up in the air whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever and then everybody would like hit him or whatever like corners like if you're in the elevator

if it's like corners you gotta go to corners if the person's not in the corner you got to get jumped oh yeah I kind of like that yeah okay okay I fuck with that I fuck with that yeah very similar to that bro okay so that was something that was very American

what was something that was very American Oh, sometimes if you're at school, you bring an apple to the teacher. Why? Just a gift? Yeah. I think we do that in Asian too. Really? Yeah.

We got red envelopes. Red envelopes? Yeah. Like you put some money in and give to your teacher or like your friends, family or some give. What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here? Oh yeah. The national holiday. It's on, I think it's on October 8 or October 10.

I forgot some shit like that. I think that's... Oh, it was Chinese New Year. Oh, it was Chinese New Year right now. Oh, it just happened. Year of the Horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel that's the only thing that Asian celebrate about, Chinese New Year.

Yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here. Because I go to the massage place and they gave me like a little gift over there. Like it. I like the massage over there. What the call? Massage? Like, like, like, like, happy ending? No, no, no.

I say no. Oh. I tell him right when I walk in I don't want that shit I jerk myself off I don't need you to do my shit I do my own work you know I did one time in Taiwan you did it's kind of cool how old were you when you went 18 do you have to be 18 to go I don't think they care you give you give money but you can't massage a kid that shit's illegal that's just fucking crazy I mean in Taiwan 18 is legal 18 is illegal 18 for me get massage happy ending all that for me I lucky think the rule in America like like can drink only 21, it's low-key, like, dumb.

Yeah. Like, I feel like, as an age of 20, I feel like, 20, you can drink, bro. Like, come on, you're a grown-ass man, you got peeps. You feel me, you got, you got an armpit. You're a grown-ass man. You can drink at age of 20, bro. And who give you a fuck? 18 and 19, probably not.

But, like, 20 hours a year. I would vote for that. I think people, like where I'm from, people drink really young. You know? I can tell. Yeah To your country? Yeah

I'm country People drink beer for fun Yeah So that's what they call No offense I redneck Oh well people Also they work outside a lot

And so the sun Oh the sun Yes But if their cheek is red and stuff That's mostly from alcohol drugs You'd be drinking beers Nah

I don't drink anymore You healthy You do coke I had to quit You used to Yeah Why you could Trying to be healthy

Yeah Bro, yeah. I never thought it was trying to be healthy, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely, it was like, I had, like, I just got a different diet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you're healthy. Yeah. Okay.

I mean, that's kind of, yeah. I mean, that's... Let me know what's your routine, like, like, you wake up, like, dude, like be your shit. Or like, you wake up, you start making breakfast, cooking eggs. No, I don't eat breakfast, bro. What? What's? Fuckin' fucking, bro.

Breakfast is for fucking pigeons, bro. I ain't even doing that shit. So what you eat when you hungry? Like, when you wake up? Because eat dinner, bro. Only dinner? Once a day Like what?

Bro, breakfast is You wake up and eat I haven't even done shit I'm not getting up And eat breakfast So what do you wake up What you do? But you're still growing probably

So you gotta get up Any breakfast No, I don't grow I stopped by 5, 5, 8 I never grow after that Bro, you could grow a little bit But you're doubting yourself With that how'd that do that

You're gonna stay that size So I gotta believe I gotta believe myself Like I can grow I can grow I can grow Yeah Or at least have a hope

I've been hoping that for my whole life on my dick it did not grow. But I'm just saying now they got peptides, bro. You can get that shit easy. Nah, I feel like BBL for me. It don't feel real. But that's you, dude, if you could easily have a fucking get some

peptides, get you a little... When peptides mean like your dick and, like, do some shit and grow big. They got every peptide now, bro. Wait, that's what, wait. Peptide make your hair longer. They got peptide for your neck, your eye color. They have a peptide will make people, it'll even make your skin look darker. If you do that

If it make it darker So does that mean like You can say the N word I think if you use a lot of it probably Okay would you do it I don't know if I would bro Yeah me too I'm gonna stay in Asian

For me Dude so take us back Just so our audience knows Take us back You were just living in Taiwan right Yeah I mean like a famous thing Is you met

Kaysenad at the 7-Eleven right So that was like a chance encounter People say it was stage sometimes Yeah Do you think it was staged or not? I mean, I know myself it's not staged. I mean, I was on a school trip. Listen, where I'm in Japan.

I'm not from Japan. What kind of school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro, as a school trip? It says, not because I studied in a class called like, like, how do I say? Like, English class. Oh, so you were learning some English? A little bit, not too much. I mean, they're gonna bullshit over there. The teacher is fucking Asian.

How can they teach you good English? Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they're taking you to a fucking 7-11 as a field trip. Nah, nah, nah, they didn't teach us. They didn't take us to 7-Eleven. It's a free day that day. I went. I streamed snipe car. So I went.

Oh, so you saw him and you went? Yeah, I saw a car streaming over there. So I just go over there. How far away did you live from there? No, no, it's Japan. I don't live here. Oh, so we're visiting Japan. Yeah, I was visiting him and that was it. No, he was streaming.

I string-snipe him. And then all I want is to take a pick And he fucked with me And that was it The rest of history Yeah, that's how it started Yeah, that's how I started So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here

I feel I got blessed by God I'm very lucky And yeah, bro Did you have to tell your parents? And shout to Kai and Shao de Kai too But like like Oh yeah Kai's the truth Yeah he's the most excited

His energy is so His energy is through the roof Yeah without him I wouldn't be shit I'll be a bitch in Taiwan No you'd still be a man bro I hope so But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan

I don't know what to do I got no goals in life You would be a beautiful young man Bro, I don't be saying that kind of shit Bro, you gotta speak up Yeah I appreciate that uncle Thank you bro

You gotta speak up Yeah yeah bro N-words can be gay too bro Anything can happen Wait wait Wait wait Go back to the line You say

Play the song again You say N-word can be Oh oh Wait what you mean by N-word can be gay Like Anybody can do anything That's facts

Yeah And it's impossible That's what I'm saying bro But they got half the NBA in this fucking video Bro and these motherfuckers going hard Half the ball family in that bitch Over there Okay I feel you I feel you

Did you have to tell your parents like look guys I'm changing I'm gonna change my life here Were they scared of it like what In Asian culture like there's a lot of respect Between parents and children is that right? Is it the same in Taiwanese culture? Yeah, yeah, yes. It depends on your parents.

Okay. I shout my parents, they're very support whatever I do. So at that point, but I wasn't thinking about when I first made Kai, I wasn't thinking about like, I'm gonna do shrimp, I'm gonna blow up, I'm gonna do this. Ah, I was just like, okay, I'm cool, I made him. And like, it's like truly friendship. I didn't know I'm being a swimmer. Right, you didn't have a big strategy. Yeah, I just know like, okay, I take a picture, that's it.

After that, Kai took me to the state And he started bringing me more on stream And then the fans start loving me That's how I built up So I wasn't thinking about I'm gonna be a stream at first But were your parents nervous That you were going to America

You just met a young black guy And now you're going to America to see him At first, hell yeah My parents definitely nervous Because you just go to America A random place And somebody fly you don't even know him It's a random guy

Yeah and a wealthy random guy A lot of times that somebody's flying out a young dude from age, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's for, you know. For what? I mean, it's for extracurricular.

Police? I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play the song again. You know what I'm saying, bro. Okay, okay. Yeah, play the song.

Play the song. I'm just saying, bro. But so, were your parents scare for you? Because they're the parents, they have experience, like, in the world where they're saying, like, son, we don't, you know,

what I'm saying? We're nervous. Actually, I never asked my mom about this I should go back and ask my mom Like I wonder if she was scared I feel like she probably scared a little bit But like he trusts Kyle on her

He knows he on internet He can see Yeah he's trustworthy Yeah I feel I feel Yeah my mom trust Okay so Yeah Do you engage with a lot of other streamers now

Like is that a big part of your thing To link up with other streamers a lot Or do you still like to kind of do your own thing Yeah I've been linking out with like NBA players NFL players to do a stream with Yeah, I see some of that Yeah, I do a string with Jalen Brown

It's cool as fuck Like, I got me experience Like the life to be in NBA Because I'm from Taiwan Like, I think about it You can't even name one famous guy Come from Taiwan So for me, it's like

showing the audience Like The space of life about this And Yeah, bro Right, you're kind of being a tour guide For people from your country to the world Yeah, a little bit like

I'm a tour guide I'm showing people around I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here. I really thank you for everybody support me. And yeah, man, it's really a blessing, bro. It's pretty amazing. It kind of makes you have faith that, like, something new and different can happen, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, like, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that? I don't feel like pressure. I feel like I do this, like, hobby. I don't want to treat it as a work. Yeah. I want to treat it as a hobby. That's how you, like, become bigger.

So, because you want to love what you do right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you probably love talking, you probably love doing podcasts. That's why I keep going, right? Yeah, I love to meet people. You definitely don't treat it as a job. That's how it becomes good.

Yeah. Yeah, that's why saying as me, too, I like to meet people. It's been life, it's been a different thing about, like, about an Asian kid from Taiwan, and just showing people love, showing people around war and it's fire. Do you interact with other streamers? Do you see Krip Mac just got out of jail? Do you see that? I did not see that.

Pull up Kripmak, bro. Um, wait, I think it's Asian, right? Krip Mac? Krip Mac, he might be like dark Asian or whatever. Wait, like, you know him personally? Kripak is the legend, bro. Yeah. Right here.

Wait, he's a singer? Yeah, he was a musician, I think. Wait, how we become talk about Asian and get to Krikmak? I'm just talking about streamers. If you met some of these other, these are kind of early streamers right here. He's a streamer? I mean he kind of was He was like a

He was a Crip I'm not a game I mean he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody Oh damn I would love to see that Bro you got a link up a Crip Mac Bro he'd be great What about Tiger King Bro he was kind of an early

Who's Tiger King Check your DMs bro He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers Bro Wait wait wait He'll put some fucking soy sauce He'll put some soy sauce on your legs It's like a mug shop

Is this is like Oh, Diddy or some shit? Yeah, he kind of the original Diddy, bro. I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro. I feel like it gonna fuck me in the fucking ass. In my little... I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole. But I'm good.

We don't know what he's gonna do, bro. No, I'm good of that. He was a politician. He was almost a politician. He tried to run for president. What? Yeah, but he's got a... Look at that tiger he's got.

Now, don't you guys have tigers over there? Yeah, of course. Bro. You got tigers everywhere. But y'all got more of him, don't you? I don't know about that? How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro? I pull it up.

What the fuck's such a dish type of shit, bro? How many tigers they got in Taiwan? We got more dragons. There are no wild tigers. Oh, there's no tigers. Damn. Yeah, bro, that's crazy. Damn, bro.

Probably in the zoo. Do y'all have zoos over there? Yeah. You think Taiwan's a third country or some shit? I don't know what it's like. We're trying to find out. You're right. You're right.

You're right. Like, what are some modes of transportation there? Like, you all have like, I know they have skateboard? Yeah, look at everything, like a car, like, like everything, man. Yeah, Honda. Honda Civic. What about a piggyback ride? Y'all got that?

Um, I don't think we got that. That's more like Thailand. Yeah, that's more like Thailand. Oh, yeah, we do have that booty chain. Ooh. It's fast as fuck. Is that bitch pretty fast? That bitch fast as fuck.

Really? Do you, 200 k-oh, how do I say that? 300 miles per hour? 400. Look at that bit right there. You tell him you only got a tiger? I think that's in Thailand, man. I think that's Thailand.

I think that's Taiwan. Y'all ain't, bro. I'm just saying you tell you look at that's piggyback ride right there I think everybody can do that you can do it But in some countries it's a mode of transportation we can do it huh? We can do it we can do it we can probably do it yeah everybody can do it looks just like us actually I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there it's very similar wait you mean the uh the kid or I look like the guy with the dark hair nah I feel I look at the guy who down there because we bought we both Asian we go that baby's Asian we both got small eyes we both got small dick property

and we both skin is yellow. Bro, your dick can grow, bro, if you believe in yourself, bro. I hope so. I believe in 10 years it did not grow. Bro.

It's the same size. Bro, a couple years from now we're gonna link up, you're gonna have a fucking, you're gonna have a dang. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bro.

You're gonna have that dragon. I just hope, I still be, I know I'm gonna be alive, but I just hope I can still be alive 10 years that you can. You never know, it's a big, it's a big 26,

2026. You never know what gonna happen. Do you run out of stuff to stream? When does it get, Do you start to like, how do you stay in your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas? Is there a lot of stuff where other streamers like, oh, he just did that, I'm doing it? Like, does it become like a lot of like stream B for whatever? Yeah, that's a good-ass question.

Nobody asked me that before. It do be like that sometimes. But me, I don't care. I'm a straight copy of shit. If you got good idea, I'm going to copy you. Yep. You know, I'm still that shit. You feel me?

Nothing wrong with stealing that shit. You can't assume me. It's not legal. I'm going to take that shit. You feel I? Should we take that fucking shit? Should we taking that fucking shit? Yeah, I mean, I don't really care though.

You can steal my idea to you. I don't care. Right, so as long as it's that way too, then that's fair. Okay? Yeah. So that's something. What's that one stream? I saw one stream where you got stuck in that swing set

and that white lady helped you out. Bring it up. Oh my God. How you know about that? That's how one year's ago. Now, two years ago, I was in New York. I got stuck. Yes.

How you know about that? This is one of my favorite parts, bro. I was doing. I was doing anything at that time. Man. But this was cool, bro. I thought this was interesting, bro. To see,

because a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for Asians because they're little. But now you see an Asian get in there and you say, oh, that's not the truth. I was just, oh, yeah. A grandma, help me. Yes.

Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much for helping me. Galette, what the call? A swing shit. Yep. A swing shit. And you ever talked to her? You ever talk to this kid?

Pause it. You ever see this kid again? You keep in touch with him? No, I never see him after that stream. You gotta find that kid, bro. Yeah. That would be a good stream, bro. Yeah.

Go back to New York, go back to the park. Where was that on the Lower East Side? What's that? A real East side? And you find that kid, bro. I wonder what he's doing. Yeah, I'm wondering what he's doing. He probably still a kid, but like, damn, man.

I don't know, bro. That's a nostalgia, bro. You grew up fast when shit like that happens, man. Not fast. Time go fast. But you don't ever talk, you don't ever see him anymore? You don't... No, I mean, I mean, why got to talk to him for?

I mean, the kid was just there. I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever. I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what I'm asking. Like, like in Taiwan. Yeah. Yeah, I still be talking to my classmate. You do? Yeah.

Did you graduate? Yeah, I did. Did you have to stop streaming to finish school or how did you finish? No, I'm going to my senior year. This is what I do. Monday to Friday. I go to school. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Ah, go to school. take class like, for me do what normal high school do and then Saturday, Sunday I stream Saturday Sunday and then same shit going

Monday Friday school Saturday Sunday Sunday stream Damn Yeah I was a grinder at the time bro I was loving streaming at the time

You were? Yeah I love I love it And at one point You had to take a break I know and some people said That you would join the military Is there any truth to that

Yeah I joined the mentoring In my mind In a dream Oh that was it but not real No, that is real. For me, it's real. I went to meet it for like four months, some cool shit, shooting some people,

putting some gun, some bomb. It was a cool experience. Yeah. Yeah, I was in a jail set. I cannot go out. I wasn't even taking a break. You weren't? I want to stream.

But I feel it's better for me to go, like, gone from the internet. So when I got on my visa, I pop up on the new visa, it's going to be a firelight comeback. What did you do while you weren't streaming? Playing 2K Yeah

Yeah That's it Playing 2K Who do you use when you play No I play my career I build my own player Oh you do Yeah I bring as a black guy

Like Like I'll say like 68 Strong Tall eschatty can dunk Whatever Yeah But now you're in

Like you live in America now Yeah yeah Yeah So if you had to fight now If they had America Vers Taiwan's war Who would you fight Who side would you fight on you think

I don't think It's gonna happen But like shit if that happened bitch I'm going to the moon you're leaving yeah I'm going to the moon

I'm thinking NASA whatever that she called Air Force NASA yeah NASA I'm taking that to the moon because she's getting crazy I like that shit

dude would you ever Who's the first Asian on the moon You think you could do it Oh my God I don't think there's no Asian No man Bro has anybody who stream from the moon Oh that'll be tough You could do it because that one guy was given

that rich guy was giving people a ride. Jeff Bezos, Amazon. He did? As a 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro. Damn, I gotta be the first one, man. I'll be down to do it, bro. Damn.

Bro, you could get up there. And it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage, you have to pay $75 if it's over like a certain amount of weight. Overweight? But you'd be, and you'd be, I think you would be...

Because I'm skinny, right? I wait 120. Well, I'm just saying, you would have to pay those extra charges. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. Some thick ass rolling up there. He's going to have to pay extra.

Yeah, man. Would you call me to the moon? Like me and you? Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good up there. We would go crazy. The moon girls, boy? Moon girls? Moon men?

What I say? Aliens can be gay. I'll be fired. Play the song again. Play the song, man. Play the fucking song, man. That's. Yeah.

Imagine Aiden can be gay too. Bro, if you pulled up in the aliens is all gay up there, would you stay for a little while? Like, say you get up there. Yeah. You get out your shuttle, right? Yes. And they got up some gay aliens staying in the rain. I would love to stay there to see, like, what type of gay aliens that?

Like, I'll try to experience. See what they're doing? Yes. You wouldn't? I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals. I wouldn't stay for very long. Yeah, me too. I wouldn't stay for too long because I don't want my ass to get fucked.

I would tell them I don't have an ass. That's what I would tell them because they don't know. That's smart. They don't know But if they like If they just do it You don't want anything to happen I would say

I don't have an ass or something I would say oh Ray brought his ass You gonna snitch on me Yeah bro I'm snitching on you do You think I'm gonna let them use my ass Bro What the fuck?

Uncle You sacrifice my ass to yours Bro Guess on? If you snitch on me I'm snitching on you too I'm a lot of it reverse.

Too late. You're gonna be in some bedroom or something, bro. I'm gonna be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something. I'm gonna say, oh, let's Uncle Von. He got ass too. Ain't got dick, too.

Go. Nah, bro, don't do that kind of shit. Oh, yeah, you're right. Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you got to return to favor, bro. I got a question for you. Yeah.

Like, like, I ask this to everybody hop on my stream. Okay. I ask him. One billion per back shot. How many back shot are you taking? Take a turn.

Would you say one billion? Yeah, one billion per back shot. How many back shot are you taking? Damn. A billion dollars or a billion? A billion dollars, not yen, not Taiwanese dollars, dollars. U.S. dollars. How much is taking?

Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think, or it's only got to be cash? It can be Bitcoin, whatever. It's a billion. I don't know, bro. I have to look at some of the math. I don't know. Okay. Probably none, bro.

I don't think, because I'm doing fine, bro. Okay. Me, I don't care. You got to get that thick out of me. I'm taking that shit till I'm dead. You got that thick out of me. Dad's. I'm taking...

I'm putting out... Yes. One being yes. Oh, my mom. One... Yes. Yes. That's the slot machine.

That's not a lot of saying that. Yes. Uh-huh. Winner. It's like, It'd be like a slot machine just adding like a when you hit the bonus on a slot machine and the money goes up. Ding Gong chung chong chong like that. I feel you though.

I feel it out. That's kind of cool. Bro, that's heavy though, bro. It's heavy. But how about this, would you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin, bro? One? Yeah. Nah, I heard that shit going down.

I'm not gonna take one for one Bitcoin. Get the fuck out here. You gotta give me a million or some shit of obedience. I'm not taking for one Bitcoin, bro. How much is a Bitcoin word? word right now. Oh, 64,000. Oh shit.

I'm only re-think about that. No, I think I'm good. I won't take that for this money. I'll take it for more. Would you, what about that Tiger King will you let him smash? He's getting out of prison in a year, bro. If you did like a stream with him,

you meet him when he gets out of prison? Mm-hmm. And one back shop per millions? I think even if you just have lunch with him or y'all sing together or something, even if y'all just stand there and talk about Christmas. or whatever.

And how much he's gonna give me? He ain't gonna have nothing. He's just getting out of jail, bro. He's got a couple endangered cats. That's about it. Nah, man. Would you be him for Halloween? I mean, if he's not gonna get him drunk

or put some baby on him on me, I'll do it. He might, bro, he's just getting out of prison. He's gonna wanna fucking touch something young. Yeah, never mind. I'm good. Yeah. See me later.

Okay. What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan? Do you guys have Halloween? Yes. You know, you know, you know, you know, damn, fuck. God damn. my bad

No bro if you're around me you start Forget you catch it This is contagious Bro Yeah You know it's crazy You're born on Halloween You're Halloween baby boy

Because you're that fucking little yellow pumpkin How the fuck you know my birthday is Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins Bring up Asian pumpkin Yeah my birthdays My birthdays are hallowings What's an Asian pumpkin

Let's just look like a normal pumpkin Yeah but it's just the way They carve the eyes I don't remember different Do you have Taiwan Halloween? We don't have Taiwan Halloween We just call it Halloween It's the same shit as you are

We do the same thing trick-or-tricking You do? Candies Dress a costume, all that It's the same shit And what's a popular costume there Is it the same as here Like a lumberjack or

Politician No, probably dragons Dragons I'll say Some Asian shit Chopstick Profit rice Some noodles

Bout Bown or something Bout What the fuck is that? bond me or about Bout bun? A little baby bun, baby

What the fuck is Bell bun? Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah something like that. That bitch is a good, boy. That shit is good. Have they ever have like, like, like, have you ever have like

good noodles? No. Ramos? Nah? No, baby. I never had. Look at that bitch, though. Yeah, that shit is good though.

I've been having that. I've been having that. I've had them in my ass. That bitches look good, huh? Hop on in my ass. Damn, you're special. Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass and things are beautiful look at them. I'll put that shit on my dick.

If you put it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick. Type shit, boy, we'll pull up, boy. And we'll pull up at a party, though. I'll be fire, man. Don't can't be fire, boy. You and me, it'd be like our new food truck, but we're serving the shit our way. In our way. Yeah.

Put it in the dick first, putting in an ad for us, serve the people aside for the $5. Jesus Christ. Bro, we're going to get in fucking, we're going to end up on the Epstein list, bro. Nah, no, we go. For me, we're not going to hop on essence because you know why? We do everything on the camera. Right.

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Because I'm curious about your life. Okay. Okay. So talk to me. Mm-hmm. All right. Mm. Talk to me.

Yes. What the fuck? Is that in your fucking water? It's water, lemon, ginger. I'm fasting today, man. I can't eat today. Oh, are you muslin? You muslin?

For a day? No, I'm not... Yeah, it's for a day. Just muslim and around or whatever. Yeah, just fat. I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week. I don't think you can fast for a day. I don't think that's how it works.

But you could just do. Some of them, I'll take a day off, and I just have salt and water and sometimes black coffee. Okay, so do you have any kids? You got wife. No kids, no wife yet. But I work so hard, man. I work.

I like to work. If you work so hard, you can still got wife and kids, they can support you. They're not going to do, where I would, I would never have seen them because I've been touring

and everything. It's been hard to be like in one place so my kid wouldn't know me very good. Yeah, yeah. And I would come home and wouldn't know me and stuff.

And that would break my heart. I feel bad, man. I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro. It's time for start family, get kids, hang up, retire life.

No, no, we can't retire, bro. What do you mean? You don't have money? Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking to people. Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today. I'm not, I'm not that big yet, but I'm on the way, though. I hope I can do you do it. But you're doing great.

Yeah, I'm doing good, though. But also, just to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life, bro, you know? That's wild, bro. Yeah, it is well, bro. I feel my life is so wild. Wait, so, so you just, like, you was a comedian at first, like, how do I say that? like stand comedian. Stand a comedian.

I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago. So that's how you blow up. Like from standing and people just find out you mad, funny. And you start doing your own podcast. Yep. So you look, you got blessed too. Yeah? That'll be, that's fine.

I think so. Got what you said? Got blessed? Got blessed. Oh, yeah. I think I got blessed for sure that people started paying attention or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the interesting part.

Yeah. And you don't really know why people pay attention. But, and I think you got to be careful not to get in your own ego and think like... Like you're too big for certain things. I feel like for us, we're never too big for anything. At the end of the day, we're still human. We still a human being. We've got our own personality.

Yeah. But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like, you could be president one day, you know? Like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that they could be president. So do you see any streamer could be a podcast? or any podcast that could be a president? I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a president, right? Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan,

I think if those people ran, I don't think that they would run. I don't know who land but like. Yeah, they're like, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right? Yeah, okay. Would you see yourself being president? No. Why? Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much,

and I don't know enough information. I think you need to know more information But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people I think that I would probably be good at that But I don't like what presidents do Because a lot of the shit that seem like they do It just seems like kind of Sometimes a lot of them are involving some evil shit

Yeah, yeah, it's like money wise And some crazy stuff Yeah like they just like selling out their people And all this kind of shit you know But I think with a streamer I think one of you guys could be president one day Because it's just becoming more common that that

if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could, then they're going to think a streamer easily could. So who do you think it would be? Do you think you would even run one day? Do you think if enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do you think you would have the ability to do it? I'm a kid, but I feel I know

streamer can do this, bro. And for me, I would never want to be a president or, like, in Taiwan even here. It just too much. I don't want to love, I don't want to, I don't want to be happy, do what I love to do, streaming, talk to people, I talk to cool people like you,

you experience life. I think that's why it matters, man. And we're getting good money, we're not even good. That's what, that's what so. Who could do it, though? I don't think nobody can do it. Nobody.

Nobody. Can't be a president of the United States. I would love to see that one day because it would be fired for a streamer to a half horn, but I don't think nobody can do this. But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in.

What about Taiwan? Could you be the president of Taiwan? Do you have president? No, I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have president. Do they vote him in? Is it a democracy? Yeah, they voted.

Yeah, the people in Taiwan voted. Bring him up. Is he a good guy? Have you met him? Nah. He hasn't met you yet, bro? Nah, man. I'm not, I told you.

Lai Chai? Yeah. Lai Cheng Thai? Like... Like Chindor? Like Chinda? Yeah, Lachinda. He hasn't met you yet?

He met. Bro. I would love to meet him one day. Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far away do y'all live from each other? Shit. From here? No, no, from where you live in Taiwan.

Oh, not that far. Like how far? 40 minutes or whatever? Yeah, some shit like that. What fucker, he lives 40 minutes and he had fucking met you, dude? Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, what I do. I didn't do nothing in the country. But you do, you represent possibility. That's what they say, but...

what they say, but I don't know. I just think he should meet you, man. I want to me. I would love to meet one day. Would you be willing to sit down with like like Qingtai? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For like a podcast or some shit. Hell yeah.

Or a stream with him. Yeah, I'll sit down with him. Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the, uh, for the president? It's like, it's like, it's like yaw too. Like some people don't like the president, some people love it. Okay. So it's like, yeah, it's like a person that thing, bro. Um, you are, um, you are, it's like, a president of president thing, bro.

I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan. Yeah. That's fucking wild, bro. You think so? Yeah, bro. You don't think so? Did you think it was a model, bro? Nah, I don't think I'm a model.

Nah, I do to find that pic. Have you ever been in, like, any magazine cover? No, I don't do, like, I work. I don't do, like, a lot of, like, mainstream stuff. I've gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a lot of that. Yeah, I feel like what you do in podcasting. Because I work for myself. I don't know.

Nobody called me and says you have to do this. Like I just get to work for myself That's fine, that's fine But this is wild, bro That was crazy, dude Yeah, I'm gonna teach you some Mandarin Okay Say um

Yeah ysame se Huh How do you count a ten in Mandarin What did you just say? Yeah, e samsafe Um, lochat I don't think that's Mandarin Oh, that's Cantonese, bro

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My shit, I got my shit there, bro Yeah, um I got that album in my car Yeah Donnie does Cantonese or whatever you've seen that Oh, you got album in your car I used to take a book

Um Dang you got You got everything in your car. Yeah, I used to take a, where you try to learn a language, you know I'm talking about? Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, I'm just speaking English? Yes. So what I got to learn about? I know I can speak English a little bit. Some, but you can do better, but I want to learn some of your language. Yeah, I got you.

Okay. I'm, say, um, I'm sorry Niampao. Yeah, say, I'm a little man. No, no child. No. No.

Jarn. No guy. Is that good? Yes. Let me do that one again. You know, you know what I just say? Let me do that one more time, can I? Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna do that one more time. I'm a young pal. I'm a little. What's suhalla? No, gharan. No, gharan. No child.

No shahy. Yes. Okay, dude. Thanks, bro. You want to know what I just say? What you just say? Yeah. You just say, I'm gay.

I'm all as fuck. I don't have kids. I don't get wife. Oh, damn. Bro. Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude. You're fucking fucking hurt. It's gonna fucking hurt.

my feelings when I see it. Damn, man. I mean, I'm sorry, Uncle, but but then, I mean, I offer you to call me a Chin Chong. You don't want to. I don't want to. I'll let you call me a Chin Chong. I don't think it's gonna help.

Oh, wait, is it any Asian Hot-Bonged on a podcast? Have we had any? Yeah. Who? Bobby Lee, we have. Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molest by by... Down syndrome guy.

Yeah, why you went... Damn, man. He's a famous Asian that got molested by a Down syndrome guy. Hey, shout out to you, bro. Let's do a stream together. Bobby Lee? He's one of my good friends. Have you never met him?

I never met him. What he do? Like he do comedian, like you podcast? He's a great comedian. I would love to meet him, man. And he has one of the biggest podcast, bad friends. Like Bobby? Yeah, Bobby, yeah.

Bobby and Andrew Centino. Who else? Uncle Roger? I fuck Uncle Roger. Wait, Uncle Roger happened to a podcast before like this? Yeah. How long was it? One years ago.

So only Uncle Roger and Bobby Lee? Bobby Lee. That's it? James Lee. A guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy. Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee? Or he talks about, like, different political stuff.

This is him. I don't know who's that, man. No, is that him? Damn. I just see a bunch of Asians. That's all I see. But I like Asians, bro. Yeah, man.

I mean, got good food. You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man. Would you take me? Yes, I'll take you, bro. Just let me know. Call my phone, bro. I'll take it around. Show you around the war.

Show around the food. And do they? And do the... What about the ladies there? Would you get a Taiwanese wife or would you get an American wife, do you think? I don't really care. Whatever works, it works. You feel me?

Have you been in love before? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah, in high school. Dang, what happened? What happened? I moved to the state.

No, and you left her? Yep. I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan. Oh, damn, bro. What the fuck, bro. Hmm? Bro, she's going to hear, she's going to hear. She's going to hear her.

She won't see this shit. I mean, shit. What do you mean? She's speaking English. She's speaking Mandarin. You're the love of her life. She's gonna figure it out, bro. She's gonna have a translator. It's okay.

She can see that. I will see her. I'm cute, I forgot. Oh yeah, bed, bad, bad, sorry. It's too long. She might call like Kong Chim Chim Chum some shit. Chum-sham-chum. Some shit.

Oh, damn, bro. What happened? What happened? Bro, no, I'm just shocked at like some of the racism this happened. Now, that's not racist. It's called friendly fire. I mean, I'm Asian. She's Asian.

It's called friendly fire. Yeah, you write about that shit, man. Yeah, man. I mean, I mean, you can call, like, some white folks like. Honky. Huh? They say honky a lot of times. What do that mean?

That's a, uh, bring up honky. How did honky start? Yeah, like, you can be racist to your own per, like, yeah. On racist, like, it's called friendify. You can do that. Yeah, you write about that shit, bro. Let me get that.

I got to start. Honky. I got to get my racism up, man. That's insane, man. Damn. Them, tons of change, bro. Hongy. Come in our country.

And teaching us how to be more racist. Honky, a derogatory term for a white person likely originated in the early 20th century driving from honky, a star for a... No, it was because people would honk

when they went across the street. Oh, like white stuff? I think everybody honk when I see people like across the road street, red light. Dude, what should we stream about, bro? Bro, bro, listen.

Streaming inside. Whatever you do, wherever people watch you because they love to watch you. They love the personality of you. They love the character about you. That's why like, so streaming side,

no matter what you do, they're gonna watch it. Is it hard to read someone to like there's so many things coming up, right? Because this is the thing. It's the next, it's like a different generation, right? Like I've never done streaming. Sometimes there's like I like stuff that's like in the moment,

but sometimes I don't want to spend like a whole day doing that. It seems like a lot of pressure. Is it hard? You do be tired sometimes Because you got to keep it entertaining, you got the high energy. Is it hard to read all the comments that come up, or how do you do that? Or somebody else does it?

It's not that hard. I read it myself. You do? Yeah, I'd be reading myself. What's one of the toughest? Because I used to, I already used to, you know? I've been used to it for like two years. Right.

I already used to, like, watching the chat and then I just do something things. Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurts your feelings or no? Yeah, they call me, they'd be telling me open my eyes. Oh, really? And they'd be called me smoked dick. Like, every time. That's basic shit, though. Now, every time there's a dog pass by, they say, don't try it.

Don't try to eat the dog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All that. But I'm used to it. It's okay. I'm really cute. Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat will eat certain animals?

Yeah, I'm pushing on. Listen. Some countries do eat dogs and cats, but in my country, they don't. I'm going to put it on what country eat dog and cat. China, they eat dog and cats. Vietnamese, they eat dog and cats. I knew that. Yeah.

Other countries, they don't. It's only a certain country, though. Let's say you had to have one Bring up a couple of dogs Bring up a couple pictures What What pup do you Say you gotta have one

What type of dog I want Whatever dogs It's cute Are you gonna eat a cute one Yeah I'll want to get cute one And a buff one

So when something Come to like break in the house Tron rob me The dog gonna get your ass Dude what about a B Sean Bring up a little Scottish cherry Do you have a dog? I do not have a dog.

Why? I don't even have a fucking family. I got no family, no dogs. Come on, bro. It's a trade off, man. That's fine. But that's a... I mean, I feel like, for you, it's time.

Yeah. At age of 45, it's time, man. You're like my dad's age. I'm gonna keep a buck. Bro. What if we were father and son, bro? That's what I'm saying, that'll be tough. Who got like a white dad and Asian kids?

Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro, I would love you, bro. Huh? If you were my son, I would be so proud of you, bro. Damn, man, I really appreciate that, bro. You're so proud of me, bro. I would be. Damn, I would probably my dad, too, bro. You were?

Yes, man. Thanks, bro. Yeah. I would go to work every day. I would tell people about my son. I would wear a button. I would wear a picture of you in a button on my shirt. That's how proud you're going to be?

Yeah. Damn, man, I really appreciate that, uncle. I would get a tattoo of you on my back, too. Damn. I really appreciate that, bro. People say, that's your son? People say, what do your son look like, and I would take my shirt off at work and show on my back? I'll, I'll, if you're my dad, I'll attach you on my dick.

Oh, bro, you're not helping, bro. What do you mean? Dude, some of the shit, you, you're, you fucking got to go back to your country and rewire, bro. You got a bad ship. No, you got some bad semiconductors, bro. Listen, because when you fuck, it can be, oh, my dad, gonna be proud of me. So I want to go harder. You know me?

Hoss, hoss, hoss. Okay, that's true, honey. Yeah, yeah. I get it now. I'm proud of you, too, bro. Like, I'm really proud of you, bro. Type shit, man. You're a legend, you're a legend, bro.

You're a legend, man. I don't know about that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive. You are a legend, bro. Let's figure out you're a legend, man. You could be president. You could be president. You could be president. You could be first Asian on the moon, bro.

That is some legendary shit. Because you just think they're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro. Wait, wait, do you think they're really taking people to the moon or that's fake? Some people say it's fake. Some people say it's real. So what do you think? You guys would know better to me. What do you think?

Me? I feel like it's real. That's why I feel like. The moon ain't that far, bro. The moon ain't that far. You can see the moon when you're outside. Yeah, but I don't know that. I can't see like Nebraska when I'm outside.

Wasn't that Nebraska? Is that a country? Yeah, it's like a little country in America. Damn, how long are you going to go over there? Like 10 years? Bro, America's only like 4,000 miles across, bro. You could easily get to the fucking moon, bro. I don't know, bro.

I don't know, bro. Bro, if you get to the moon, bro. But here's the thing. I might need to teleport. Bring back up them dogs real quick. Let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something. A snack? Which dog I want to feed?

No, which dog would you have? Yeah, like, say you had to. I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to, and I know who does do it, Chinese and Vietnam. Oh, like, eat it? If you had to eat one dog. I wouldn't eat anyone, though. You said something cute.

You said you'd eat something cute. I feel bad, man. I feel bad. too, bro. You think I want this shit to happen? That's not I'm saying. At the end there, they're still, let's do it. A spirit. They're still an animal. I don't want to eat them, bro.

I don't want you to, bro. But I'm saying, say you in a, say you're in a, uh. What the fuck? Oh, eat that little chubby one on the left, bro. Bring that bitch up on the left, the top left, bro. What do you mean, bro? Somebody eating that bitch, bro. What do you mean, eat that, bro?

That's a cute dog, bro. It's just fat. I'm just saying, bro. Eat that. Bring that second one up then He ain't even walking no more No, bro You gotta chill

I'm not eating no dog Bro, I'm just saying if you had to I'm not saying you need to If you had to I'm gonna just die man I'd rather kill myself Than eating a dog No, bro

I don't be like that bro A dog would give up his life For you bro I would give up his life for a dog Dude that'd be a beautiful movie Then it's you and a dog Both y'all are starving Just laying there next to each other

We should do a movie What would it be though Whatever Have you ever been on the movie before? I just made a movie with my friend That? It comes out in April, yeah Can I watch it?

Yeah, you can watch it Wait, like you're a director You're in the movie We wrote it and paid for it And we're in it Let me know next time you need any actor Let me know next time Any Asian actor

Yeah I'll be down, feel me Yes That's what we could do, bro Yeah, that'll be fire, man Ray goes to the moon Oh my gosh, you make a movie real uncle van go to the moon

Yeah And guess what The gay people are gonna be there And it can be the whole story I love it bro That's insane man We gotta stream together too man Do you have any final questions for me bro

I mean I think we did some good stuff huh Yeah bro It's a cool vault I fuck with you bro You're a cool uncle bro I'm a respect boy Nah bro You're a cool uncle bro

I'm proud of you bro It's just good to meet people It's good to see people Doing something different You know what I think is it I feel like people like you you don't feel like you have to put on for people that much. You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.

Yeah. Or like you don't feel like that it doesn't come across that way to me. And so that's something I think is pretty cool, you know? Yeah. Because we all want people to like us, right? But to what extent do we go to for that, you know? And to you, I think from you, it kind of reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself, live your life.

And that the right people will come along. Yeah. You know? I live in life, be happy, bro. That's a goal, bro. That's it, bro. Getting money, bro. Oh, I got a gift for you, too.

Will she bring that gift up? You got a gift? I got a gift for you today. Oh, my God. If you're bad, I didn't have a gift for you. I feel bad, man. You're here, bro. That's a gift.

I'm a gift. Oh, my God, uncle. Thank you, bro. That's a gift, bro. Wait, isn't you? No, that's our friend. My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia. That's him.

We keep him on set. So he died? He died. He's a helicopter pilot. His name is Max. RIP, bro. RIP, man. RIP.

When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens? Do they have heaven there? What's the, like, what is the thoughts that people have there about it? Like, people dead. I mean, we'll never know, but, like, people go to the funeral. Furno, they, sometimes they burn themselves. Sometimes they throw it to the sea. Sometimes they're playing under the tree.

Do they bury bodies in your country? Yeah. They buried in the ground. This is your house. I live here, yeah? I like your house. It's a cool house. It's good.

Yeah. We got this for you right here, bro. Let's your neighbor has know you famous? Like these neighbor? Yeah, they know we're here. Wait, what's this? It's a gift, man. It's a gift for me?

Yeah. Oh my. What's this? Nate Robinson? There's Nate Robinson's shoes right there, bro. Wait, can't wear this? Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you don't have to show, if you have a shoe thing, you don't have to do that.

Not because I'm with Adidas. Oh, you are? Yeah. It's okay, though. It's okay, man. It can just be a gift. It's a gift, bro. Oh my God. Nate Robinson.

Actually, it's a gift. a good shoes. Thank you, Uncle. He was the original Cosineat, man. And he's a, bro, if you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro. Yeah?

He's funny. Bro, he wanted a great, bro. Why are you loving so much? He just has a big personality. And he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you saw him on a court. He made you feel like,

oh, fuck, I could get out and do some shit. Yes, I feel you, bro. You know? I gotta give you some Adidas shoes. Oh, yeah, I would like, I would love to have a pair. But you gave us to your time today,

bro. And I think that's the same people think, the same people think of you when they see like, oh, this guy makes me think, oh, anything could happen today. Yeah, like anything will happen, bro. You never know. Just keep it going, keep, like, be positive, bro. You never know, bro. You will be like me one day, bro. That's. You never know.

Yeah, we're going to be like one day, man. And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new. Yes, bro. That's that mail order nephew right here, brother. Thank you, bro. And you're cool as uncle, bro. You're cool as country uncle, bro. You're cool as uncle bro. Yeah. I gotta have some white in my life. Bro, I'm gonna get you down there, bro. Yeah, because all my friends black. I noticed. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna get you out there, boy. I need some white friend in my life.

Have you been to a rodeo before? What's that? Bro. Bro. Broadway? No, have you been to like a rodeo with the animals? You could ride on the sheep. Nah, you got to take me. Bro, I would love to-day. Take me on stream right after this. I don't know if they have a rodeo today here. It's okay. Wait, so, wait, quick question. What did you be doing like, like, like, when you like have free time. Mostly work, man. I go perform.

I just got back from L.A. last night. I had three shows there this weekend. Damn. I would have to go to your show. Dude, it'd be good, bro. Have you done stand-up before? Nah. But that's the crazy thing

because y'all's whole thing is like stand-up because it just keeps going. Yeah. What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know? Tuffest thing about streaming, man. Like, what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize?

Probably hate. We're getting. We're getting so many hate on Twitter They just want to see it See The down for us But And who's doing the hate

Is it any type of person Or is everyone? I don't know You never know Those clippers on Twitter Bro You think it's China Nah

They probably don't give a fuck I don't think they give a fuck About a streamer Yeah It just It just a lot of hate But like I take it low

I take the hate Because You know I'm getting money I'm leaving life I'm happy This You know

I'll take the hate bro for that yeah did you buy your parents something when you got a little bit of bread or what happened yeah it was just chinese new year i send me some i i send me um almost like 10 000 did you really let's go yeah bro my my parents proud me bro yeah bro yeah yeah i love me yeah well i'm proud to meet you bro it's an honor you know it's an honor to meet a young uh just a young king a young guy that's doing something different it's honor me somebody that's kind of like um that's an immigrant that's still proven that you could be you know i'm saying that people could come to a new place and do something new.

I think, yeah, you just embody a lot of that, bro. So a lot of respect. Thanks for showing up. Thank you so much. Theo Van. And visiting, yeah, just an unk in the... Thank you so much, uncle. An unk in the universe, bro.

Sir, man. Ray, you guys can check him out. You know where he's at, man. But yeah, if you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about it already, this is the guy. So thanks, brother. Thank you so much, Mom.

Amen, brother. Thank you, bro. It's a good podcast, man. Getting on the breeze And I feel I'm falling Like these leaves I must be

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