This Past Weekend - #654 - Something New

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

Theo is back with a solo episode to talk about his weekend at the Supercross, the beef between the Pope and the President, and how crows are cleaning up the streets of Sweden. He also responds to some of your voicemails and talks to a caller about breaking negative cycles. Busboys Movie: Get tickets at https://www.busboysmovie.com  ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ  Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo  Blue Chew: Discover your options at http://BlueChew.com Buy two months and get the third for FREE with promo code THEO. Valor Recovery:  To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/  or email them at [e-mail] ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/  Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/  Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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with his shirt off and watched it uh which is pretty cool um my friend richie he's like dude i hadn't been to a movie in eight years and he went over there uh by himself and watched and i know that was a lot of people who um i got messages from my friend betsy um my teachers from growing up um just so many people family, uh, and you guys, um, who are my family also.

And, uh, and yeah, just the support. I just felt supported. And it was just, it was, it felt a little spooky to try and do it,

like to do something you hadn't done like, and have everybody see it like the, like, you know, like I'm going to be a Olympic diver or whatever. And then everybody shows up for your first dive kind of shit. So, um,

anyway, that might be a bad correlation, but, um, But yeah, just thank you so much. And I appreciate you. And I appreciate that your support. And I hope that in our lifetime that I can return the favor.

Thank you. And if you haven't gotten to see it, busboysmovie.com, it's expanding to more theaters, I believe. And so you can check it out there. And if not, it'll be somewhere where you can watch it online after that. And yeah, thank you so much. also Lexington Kentucky

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I hope to see you there you can get tickets only at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R gang gang baby buzz Buzz, baby. It's springtime. You know, I talk about springtime a lot.

You know, because it's a time kind of for something new. And the bees, you see them bees out there. And then bees, baby, then things. You know, I saw a bee the other day because they're out there pollinating. And they're pollinating, bro. And that's when they're basically, you know what I'm saying? out there, you know, they listen to the Cardi B. They're out there. They're out there. They're on spring break, baby. When they're pollinating, they're on spring break. They're out there.

I saw one bee fly right out of one flower and right just right into another. They didn't even wash his hands after being in the first one. I said, that's a lot for me, you know? Just, and he just won one right into the next one. Just cheating on a tulip with a daffodil. He didn't even, you know. And I could see he kind of stopped on the edge of the tulip. He's like, yeah, I'm going to call you. I'm a holl at you. You know, I'm going to get at you.

I got to go to work or something. And then he kind of buzzed one way and then skirt. Bam. And he was laid up with a couple daffodils over there, boy. Because bees, they don't, you know, they just, they just trying to get their rocks off out there. That's the truth. But we need them.

We need bees out there. You know, I ain't trying to be a snitch, but I saw a bee and a wasp running a little two-man over there with a, with a couple boogunvilias. You know, and them vilias was boogin, homie. I mean, shorty had some pedals on her. You know what I'm saying, gang. I'm upstairs. But yeah, the springtime, man, I, you know, I like to. springtime. I like it because it just gives me, it gives me a reminder just that there's something new

can happen, that thing, that there's a refresh, you know, that there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's possibility, there's, you know, just that something new can happen. And I really like that. I like the springtime. And that's how I feel about it. And we went over to Supercross. And I don't know if you ever been to Supercross. you know, because there's, you know, we all know there's the cross, and that's what Jesus died on. And that's the most popular one. But, you know, and a little, well, a decent ways down from that, but still out there is Super Cross. And that, you know, I didn't know, I didn't know anything about Super Cross.

I don't know if you know anything about it. But if you don't, if you don't know anything about it, then, then that's how I am. That's how I, then you're, then we're the. same because I didn't know anything about it, bro. But those bikes, man, I walked into, I went to Nissan Stadium. I went to Nissan Stadium. And Nissan Stadium, I thought you go in there. It's just a bunch of Nissan's trying to, you know, looking for a place to park or a bunch

of Asian dudes with a bunch of tricked out Nissan's in there, you know? Because Nissan is Asian. People don't realize that. People think it's just a word that doesn't even mean anything, but it's a word. It's Nissan. Yeah, that's Asian, bro. And so I thought it was going to be like that. But the bikes, man, the bikes are just...

And then they have one little gaybiker kind of pad by. He'd be like, the engine, it's like... You hear like... And then a little gay bike would be like, who wants to come over to my place or whatever? That'd be like, damn, that bike, they got that thing tuned. They got that thing tuned hot. That thing's coming in hot, boy.

He just wants mechanics to come over and help it. That bike was just like, I'm broke. Oh, my engine's broken. That's a trap, baby. Bees in a trap. That thing's a trap. So they got that, they kind of bait that, that bike gets put in because you got the other bikes just, you know, me, mhm, yeah, ma.

One guy broke his whole neck, leg, everything. He broke everything he had. He'd already broke, I think, his neck or something. They'd taken part of his leg. He said him put it in his neck. And I'm like, damn, this bitch out here leg-necking. And then I think he cracked that bitch on one of the turns, man. It was, but it's intense out there.

Hmm, man. Hmm, me, ning, ning, nong. Oh, hey, who wants to talk? You know, who wants to talk behind that gas tank? You know, just, but anyway, a lot of different engines out there. But it was fascinating. And, you know, and the bikes that they use, the motorbikes, they're bitching, man. Them bikes are bitching.

And I didn't think I would like a dirt bike. Because first of all, it's got dirt on it. You know what I'm saying? If somebody tried to get you involved with selling you another item, And they say, you want this dirt shirt or whatever, you want this, uh, dirt baby carriage. You know what I'm saying? You want these dirt tits? You're going to say, ah, nah, man, miss me with that.

But a dirt bike, it just, I don't know. It broke the mold, I'll say that. Because if you look at the, uh, the food, you know, the, you know, the, What's it calling like a lion eats a dolphin or whatever the? The food chain. When you look at the food chain of transportation, you don't think about a dirt bike. Mostly when you think of transportation, you start at the top. You think fighter jet, plane, tank, truck, car, skateboard, piggyback.

I guess it's a motor transportation kind of. Yeah, it won't get you far, you know, but you'll be, you'll be better off than the guy you're riding on when you pull up, you know. Then it goes dirt bike, hitchhiking, and just wishing you were somewhere else. And that's the echelons of transportation right there. But one thing I also loved about Supercross is they brought in 26 million pounds of dirt for, the event. So when they made all the triangles, that's what it is. When they made all those dirt triangles,

they had 26 million pounds of dirt. So that's just incredible. And then I said it to God, well, what do y'all do afterwards? You know, like, when we stored at different places around town. I said, dang, bro, that's crazy. They got that shit probably stored everywhere.

I say, look, rent out, you could rent out two corners of my, On my house, I wrench out two corners over there. Stack a little bit of dirt in them bitches for $18, bro, $30.40. That's what I'm living like. Because I'm saying if they got 26 million pounds of that to get to hide away, the guy said, yeah, we just, we store it around town and we come back and get it next year. I'm like, hey, y'all coming back.

If y'all coming back to get that shit, I'll charge you. 61. I'll charge you $40 a month to keep that shit. You keep eight pounds of that shit and I got a couple of empty cupboards in the kitchen ain't nothing in them bitches. One of them has an air fryer in it. I will fill that bitch up.

I'll keep 10 square inches of that damn dirt warm for you. I'll get, I'll keep some of that shit warm for. I'll air fry that shit. And we'll get you back some quality dirt, bro. And that's going to now be $50 a month. But that's the kind of business we need is that say,

if you come to my house, you say, look, hey, bro, hold a little bit of this dirt for me, bro. I got you, gang. That's who I am. But yeah, I had a nice time over there, man. And then, uh, and just to go do something different, do something new.

I'd never been. I just got invited. I went over. I got to meet some of the, some of the drivers. Seth, there's a guy named Seth, a dude named Jet, I met, uh, Eli, he, he kept winning. And, uh, Mr. Stewart, he was in there, the boss, young boss.

Um, but yeah, these dude, bro, it's just like, I think the thing that was the most neat to me about it was that it felt like you were just a kid. Everybody, it felt like there's this kid thing of wanting to, like, just ride your bike, you know? And that was pretty magical in there. And yeah, people were just having a good time. I think it's a great thing to take your family to. I think you could go watch it. And I don't work for them or anything.

I just, I went and had a nice time. Separately from that, what did I do? I went down and saw my stepdad. And I got to take him out for his birthday. And we went over there down where I'm from. Went to Manneville seafood over there. I think they got some of the best seafood. on the North show, I think they really get it done.

I like they got a fried shrimp pole boy, that bha. That be, ooh, that bear. And I walked in, bro, I could hear that friar. The friar knew I was coming. You could hear the friar, that deep friar rub his hands together in the back of that beer. He knew I'd walked in because I get it. Boy, I will take care of some fried shrimp.

So if you have a fried shrimp problem in your area Hit my line, twin But so that was nice And my stepdad and I sat over there It's not my real stepdad But he kind of has just been a big influence of my life I live with their family for a long time And blessings to him

What else is going on? Oh, I went to the farmer's market And that was fun and I like that farmer's market. I like to see people making things, and then you get to learn about the people that are doing it, and it just feels like so much more of like a community than like an Amazon or something like that.

Yeah. The comparison of getting something through Amazon and going to a farmer, it's not even a comparison. You know, just the energy you get from seeing people and seeing them with their families, you know, especially a lot of, farmers markets they start up around springtime and i know everybody can't afford a farmer's market i know some of the pricing is different and uh and some people they don't have farmers markets buy them

but if you some people never even been to one but yeah i just enjoyed it because also it gives me a different respect for the food you know if i buy something that i've learned about and that i know where it's come from, I think I'm, I think I engage with it differently. You know, like, I don't know, it's not, sometimes in my life food has just been kind of, I don't know, I've just absorbed it or aid or whatever, just kind of nonchalantly. I don't know the customer. I don't know where the stuff's from. I don't know, you know, what it is, what it's made. I don't know anything about it. So what do I care? But then, yeah, I think this was interesting just to get some stuff. I got some milk over there.

And they'll milk anything in that bit, though. I ain't gonna lie. Things, you never even, they got damn moon milk in that bitch. I'm like, dang. Somebody got up there and squeezed the biggest tit in the world, you feel me? Got. Somebody was up there just pushing, making that crescent drip, homie. But they got everything in there.

Grass milk, cat milk. they was somebody at all just was just they had two dudes just milking each other a couple of gay dudes over there and i didn't say nothing i didn't have any you know but i you know and they didn't even yeah but i ain't saying nothing but i ain't saying nothing and that's what it was anyway what else um but yeah the fact they moved all that dirty in it was just kind of fascinating to me and just to learn something new to do something new it makes me feel more alive kind of because sometimes I get pretty set in my ways

we're going to go to some calls and stuff what else what do we got in the news trevin anything that's uh you noticed did you see this pope leo and trump beef pope leo and trump oh yeah I mean this is unbelievable where he's like the pope is weak on crime that one yeah well after

Trump's tweet on Easter. You know, just tweeting about the annihilation of people. Bring up the tweet so I can be clear on what it is if you see that Easter tweet. It's, it's correct. And this was on true social. Tuesday

will be power plant day and bridge day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah, President Trump. I mean, that's just, on Easter, that's unbelievable. you know, when people are hoping for something new.

Literally on the day when people are hoping and are believing with their hearts as much as they can and are celebrating something new, a rebirth, a resurrection, a possibility. To write that is, it's diabolical. It's insane. And I think my fear is that after they, after, you know, Israel just moved from Gaza,

And now it's Lebanon and it's Iran. They're on a time clock and I don't know why they're on a time clock, but they've pressed the fast forward button on control at any cost. And I don't want to get too deep into it because I don't want to, I don't want to feel, I don't want to, you know, I want to stay in a place of possibility for myself. But I do fear that, that, that my, I think my biggest fear is that that stuff could come here.

you know with the technology that they're using to take on a lot of these crimes with the technology that that they used to murder i mean it's in gaza it's just like when in these places in the middle east with the technology they're using they can if they can instill that here then we will be living under the watchful eye of like drones that could take you out if you don't if they don't like something you write on line and that's scary. But when you're up against, like, things that seem this bizarre and insane, other things start to seem possible. And, um, and it's not.

And what American is this helping? Besides the war, the industrial war complex. What, what American, what hard work, what guy who's trying to take care of, uh,

of his family or a single mother who's a nurse who's going to work and has to get home and get to her kids ballgame and and has to be both parents. What farmer is this helping? What regular person is this helping? I just don't know. I don't understand. So yeah, that's what that's what our president's up to and it's fucking baffling. And it's sick and it feels like he's just been compromised by Israel, by this dark government over there. And, um, I don't know. It's fucking dark.

It's dark. What can we talk about? Yeah, it's dark shit over there. It's dark shit. I just don't... I don't know. Where do we get some leaders? Yeah, where do we get some leaders?

And how do we... I don't know. Fuck. I guess we start just by leading ourselves, huh? All right. Let's get into a little bit of news here. What do we got, guys? So I don't know if you saw this,

but Sweden has built vending machines. for crows. Oh, wait, I did see this. I think I shared this a couple of months ago, maybe on TikTok. Yes, Sweden built a smart machine where crows trade trash for food, turning these clever birds in the city cleaners. Corvids, the bird family that includes crows and ravens are known for remarkable intelligence, including tool use, memory, and problem-solving skills, and controlled experiments.

Crows learn to drop cigarette filters into a specifically designed device, and then that device dispensed food. That's what we need, bro. That's the kind of thing we need. You teach a crow, hey, go pick up this trash, put it in here, and then you get a little McNugget or something. Something crows eat a little bird omelet or something. You know, you get something like that.

And that's the kind of things we need. And that's the kind of things I've been saying and praying for. for. You know, things that actually make society better, inventions that make society better, rubber cars. I said that shit forever ago. Because you'll see a car accident. The only thing that survived it was the damn tires. Well, bitch, make the whole thing rubber. You could hit whoever the hell you want, dude. You could hit your damn wife when she's leaving the house if you want. If she's in her rubber car as well, just give her a little bump, let her know. Let her know you got a little something for her when she gets back out of house,

yeah, well, me. Just give a little bit of a love tap. But yeah, if everybody's in a rubber car, you could, damn, you could get real on the way to work, you know. Or what about pants? I've always thought this would be good to mention pants that walk for you. I'm talking about the electronic pants. And them bitches, they'll go.

So you get in them, and then you just tell, you navigate on your, your phone, yeah. Take me to 13th Avenue or whatever. And admit you, you just walk. That way you can relax, kind of, because your pants are going to know when to stop and when to go. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to use all your muscles because your muscles can be calmer because the pants are going to get you there. You can just relax, let your pants take you for a walk. You know, and if you want to jog, turn them bitches up if you run in late. Cut them bitches loose, boy. They ain't got no guise. They ain't got no Loving her on these jeans, baby girl.

Cut them bitches loose. Or what about this? This was an invention that I thought of. What if they had earrings? You buy your wife these earrings and they whisper naughty stuff in her ear while she's at work. So then when she comes back to the house,

you know what I'm saying? The ambiance has already been done. You know? She's at work. She's in the office or whatever and you know, you, you, you, You hit her up. You send her a little message, you know?

Wish I was there right now. I'll bend you over that little, uh, paper shredder or whatever. I want to hide in the recycling bin and lick your body or whatever. You could send little shit like that, and then the earrings whisper it to her. And recycling bin. Imagine that. So we've been needing positive stuff. I like the way they're getting birds involved in it.

Let nature work. Because a lot of birds have been out of work. Them bitches have been out of work. They used to be spies. Remember those, Trevin? Yeah, the birds aren't real initiative. They're drones. Pigeons.

Them bitches was working. Storks used to bring babies. Them bitches was at it. Who else? The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe. He was putting them bitches to work. And now they got crows popping off doing recycling. So, yeah, I'm glad to see this.

I'm glad to see Anna Melia back hustling, man. Praise God. I love that, dude. I love that. So, yeah. So praise God, man, I love seeing this. I love seeing birds get active, boy. Get nature involved.

What if they had a little squirrel and his job was just to come use his tail to buff your car? How great would that be? Somebody trains 30, 40 squirrels over there. You pull up, you stop. They clean it, and then they got 40 squirrels. squirrels waxing that bitch with their tails, bro.

Come on, let's go! This is the future we want. Not doing genocides. This is the shit we need. Praise God, brother. If somebody's sending you that you up, and it's 2 a.m., 3 a.m., 38 a.m., it don't matter.

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Let's hit the hotline. As always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. Amen to that. Here we go. We got a call right here. Hey, Theo. I just want to say, hey, I really appreciate you, man. I just finished my career as a door dasher and I listened to all your podcasts while I was doing my career as a door dasher.

Let's go brother. Congratulations, brother. Onward. I actually hit the pinnacle. I didn't know where to go after that. So I was calling in for some advice to see, you know, where you think a retired door dasher should go, what I should do. I feel like I hit the pinnacle, man, and it's really sad. Hope you have a great day, man. Cheers. Well, first of all, brother, I want to say, can we get a couple guns salute for that guy just for his service? Amen, brother.

I think the first thing you got to do, bro, you got to join the reserves, man. Take a break. Take a break. You are that hunger Santa, that DoorDash. You, that hunger Santa. homie and your service is appreciated you've i mean every there's probably not a porch in town you haven't just dropped the damn macnuggets on it or some froyode or whatever there ain't probably in an in an apartment welcome mat you haven't set a little small saca uh mcdobbles or whatever

or uh you know a couple of um banana sundies on that bitcha or some tuesdays on that bitch or some takitos or some burritos. You've put all that. There probably ain't a dang. You probably have just a whole collection of photos of just a damn little sack of jack in the box. Just sitting right there near a mat that says,

hom is where the heart is on it. I mean, God, your phone must be full, brother. You have served your time. And we thank you for your service, man. I think you've got to go into the reserves, bro. and every now and then they'll call you out, you know. We got to get 40 Big Macs or whatever, or we got to get 40, you know, seed oil macnuggets or whatever

over to this gymnasium. They'll bring you up for shit like that. Or if there's a flood or whatever, and they've got to have somebody swim across a channel just to deliver a damn BLT to somebody. they'll bring you out and you probably you probably got a little bit of PTSD

I'm gonna say that right now you know I bet you got some PTSD I would apply I would apply to get some medical tuition to help you out with that

because you deserve that shit I bet you'll just be driving through a neighborhood and you'll just run off bro and just deliver an invisible bag of something to an apartment just can't even help it.

You know? I bet your wife might find you in the middle of night. You out there ghost dashing. You just door dashing your damn sleep. You out there walking backwards and shit. Wandering around a stranger's apartment complex with a damn sack of hot dogs and a side of fries, brother.

Take a break. Take some time, baby. Sit at home, let it unwind. Forget about all the trenches you've been in. Dog, get some peace time, baby. Hit the results. We thank you for your service, baby. Praise God. God, I can't even believe that, man. And I'm not even brave enough to serve, to be honest with that. That's what gets me. That's what gets me, man.

And you got this dude did 21 years as a door dasher. Watched his friends probably, probably watched friends just drowning in deep friars and shit. Watched a friend just slip on a damn, you know, a cut of pickle or something that had fallen out of a bag and broke his leg, broke his neck, broke his leg neck. God, we don't think about that. We don't think when you lay in in bed at night that in the distance there are men running over hills wandering through woods,

swinging across vines with rivers filled with gaiters and bad bitches from Atlanta. Just to get a fucking sack of five guys to a damn sig-app house. We don't think about that shit lest we forget, man. So go forth, young soldier,

go forth and get you some peace time, brother. Take a deep breath and get you some relaxation. And we'll keep you in our prayers, brother. Praise God. Thank you for your service. Fuck, dude. I'm Alex and I'm from Bethamon, Pennsylvania. I actually saw you at Wind Creek, but...

Oh, thank you for calling Alex onward. I even fucked up my surprise. but I'm 331 days sober today and like the longest I've ever gone. Let's go, bro. 331 days. That's amazing, dog. Congrats. Onward.

We've got on this shit for so long, dude. Like a good 10 years, but I've never made it this far. I'm actually driving to Los Angeles, California right now. I'm moving out there from Beflin and it's like 5 in the morning. I just have some questions about the sorority thing. So I'm a professional snowboarder. I work with a lot of kids. and I also work with a lot of other athletes.

I just wonder how you maintain a positive attitude and stay social in these atmospheres when becoming freshly sober. I don't know. I just feel dull and a little less enthusiastic as I might have been before. I don't know. A little less enthusiastic in time of school.

Thank you so much for your call, brother. I appreciate that. Congratulations on 331 days. Let's go. Dude, that's so great. That's a long time. How do you keep it going? I mean, and look, you talked about, you know, newly sober. You're not new.

I mean, you all, I mean, I get, look, I've been newly sober so many times. Let's call him up, can we? Yep. Hello? Hey, Alex. Yeah. Hey, what's up, man? It's Theo.

Oh, what's up, Theo? Not much, bro. I was just checking out. I just, I got your voicemail, dude. I just want to say congratulations, man. Do you still have your sober time? Yeah. Let's go.

I'm so hyped. How many days you got right now? Holy shit. Theo Vaughn. Are you for real? Yeah, man. I just got your voicemail, dude. No way.

That's crazy. I was driving to L.A. Yeah, that's what you said. And I was like, fuck you. I'm going to call the hotline and say, well. Oh, my guy. Bro, BLM, homie. That's what the fuck is up.

Hell yeah, bro. Dude, that's great, bro. How are you feeling? I feel good. Every day is a new day, so, you know, it comes with some battles, but I feel great today. Nice, dude. I know, isn't it crazy? I some days will feel great, and then that other day comes here, you're like, God,

I just want to pull my legs off and just hide them in somebody's ass, bro. Yeah, something like that sounds about right. Or you know what I'm saying, or just you have days where you're like, How could it be so different than it was yesterday? That's how I feel sometimes. Right, right. Yeah. What's the setup like there?

Do you feel like nervous about being out there? Like, what was the reason you were heading out to L.A.? I actually moved in here with my girlfriend. I wasn't really nervous to move out here. I'm kind of used to, like, being out in big crowds and shit, but I think it's just different now that I don't have substances to do anything, you know? And like being in L.A., like the only things to do I really, like, at night unless you do like

I don't know like what do you do during the day? Yeah you can hide from to hide from traffic that's what I did yeah the traffic sucks bro that's real shit I would hide from traffic bro what else did I like to do oh I did like to go to the beach

I like to go I mean there's a ton of stuff but I'm not probably not the best person to ask I would kind of isolate a little bit or I would also I worked a lot during the day and I would try to hit like meetings in the evening or something Yeah.

So, but at least you got your girl there, so that's exciting. So you got one person there that you can connect with. Yeah, now it's super dope. And I have some friends that are out here too. Yeah. So it's not the worst case scenario, you know? Yeah. So it's not.

It's definitely cool. I'm just trying to figure out what it is throughout the day, just in general, to do. Like, it doesn't even matter, like, if I'm in L.A. or not. You could have a job. You got a job? I do, yeah. I manage an athlete, and I'm a professional snowboarder as well. Oh, that's right.

You mentioned that you snowboard, dude, my bad. Okay, good. No, it's all good. Yeah, dude, I think if you're brave enough to try something new like that and get out there, you're going to, you'll figure that stuff out, dude. But I think, yeah, I think, like, I mean, for me, I just notice the more I can take care of myself, the more I can be involved in other people's lives, like in a, at least show up in other people's lives, you know? And then sometimes it's for better. And sometimes it's not, sometimes I don't do the best, but at least I can show up, you know? so if I'm taking care of myself.

Yeah. I mean, that's how I feel, too. Yeah. If I just do the things I need to do and stay off all the bad shit, I kind of become a better person and being a good person and going and do things

and being around other people feels a lot better, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like less of a scumbag. I don't know. I'm trying to go on my thoughts. I'm honestly still mind going to do.

Oh, dude, no worries. No, I think, like, all right, let me think. I am too, bro. I think my energy's been weird today. I just like, Some days I'm just like, I feel like kind of spastic. Yeah.

Dude, I think though, but I will say this, Los Angeles has one of the best sober communities in the whole world, bro, out there. There's so many great meetings where you hear, you hear some freaking amazing speakers and shit out there. I mean, people that fucking, people that were eating their own fingers and shit and like, dude, guys that were, like, somebody cut his thumb off and filled it up with dope and put it in his own ass. just people that are wild and, you know? People that are really looking for God the long way, you know, taking the long way to the Lord. Yeah, there's definitely a lot of those war stories. I feel like when you're in L.A.

and you, like, look around, you can obviously tell that there's a strong homeless community, which means there's definitely a strong sober community. Yeah, because those communities... I mean, that kind of makes sense, though. Yeah. Oh, bro, because those communities, it's a thin line between those two communities a lot of times, bro.

Yeah, for sure. A lot of us are very, we've been close to that edge of just walking off into the oblivion. Dude, how about it? How bad it? I've been battling this shit for so long. I can't even believe I've gotten this far. Amen. This is the far as, this is the long as you've had, huh?

Yeah, way past the longest I've ever had. And what do you think's been the secret? I think the last time I did this, I only had a couple months. Hell yeah, dude. And sorry, I step in your says there, but yeah, what do you think's been like, honestly, when you think about it and you're honest to yourself, what do you think's been? the most helpful thing to you? Or would you do differently? What did I do differently?

I don't, you know what, dude? I did have a pretty scary heart situation that happened to me last year where I've had like two near-death experiences with the heart condition, I didn't even know I really had, and I had to get two heart surgeries. And I think that kind of opened up my mind

a little bit to it. And then, but even then, after I was done with the heart surgeries and my heart was kind of like back to normal per se because it was a pretty simple fix. I was drinking so much, but I wasn't drugging as much. And my girlfriend was like kind of telling me, she's like, hey, like, do you like realize how much you drink? And then I just took a step back and realized.

And I think that's when it all finally came to me that like I've actually never stopped doing something. You know, I was always doing something, you know? Other than the time when I, you know, I was ODing when I was a bit younger in my lower 20s And I had no choice about to go to meetings and try and stay clean because my brother was also getting clean at the time. So that was the older thing.

Yeah, the story goes on forever, man. You know how it is, but... Yeah, and then sometimes we get tired of writing that story, dude, that's what I start to notice for myself, man. You know? Yeah. I get tired of writing that old story because it's like, man, I've written this, you know?

Like, I've written it a lot, you know? And so I want to change it. But, cool, man, I gotta finish taping this episode. But, yeah, I just wanted to say, I just want to say, I just want to say, I appreciate you calling in. Thanks for like, just like, yeah, including us in your drive across the country.

And, yeah, dude, I'm glad that you got, like, dude, you're like one of those astronauts on Artem or so whatever. You're out in some new territory, bro, coming up on one year. That's wild. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. No, I appreciate you for reaching out, dude. Obviously, I'm a super fan. I've been watching this shit or listening to this shit for years.

Oh, thanks, bro. That's cool. Yeah, we were watching last night. What's the only last night? Oh yeah, the only Timothy Shownake, because I can hear that one, but I usually listen every week. Oh, yeah, that dude's a G, bro.

That guy's got so much charm in him. He's just full of damn charm. He's just a damn charm. Yeah. Like a damn charm animal. You know? Yeah, that is pretty. Yeah, bro.

No, but I appreciate you, Theo. Thank you so much, man. I've made my day. It's really, really dope. Oh, thanks, bro. Yeah, I appreciate you, dude. I appreciate you, too. And thanks for just, yeah, sharing the message, man.

I think there's never too much of it. So I appreciate you, man. Have fun out there. Give our best to your old lady. And good luck on a year, man. I know we'll see you there. All right. Thank you so much.

Have a good one, man. All right. Praise, bro. Be good. That's awesome, dude. He sound like an upbeat guy. I'm like, dude, it sounds like he sounds kind of like he just sound like he had a good energy, huh? Yeah, man.

I mean, he's a snowboarder. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you were doing enough, dude. you can't be doing snow and riding on it you know what I'm saying like you can't fuck I would lose my mind out there

I'd be out there lost in the middle of the night just literally trying to snort up a damn mogul you know I get a brain freeze that's when you know you anyway let's get our head let's get some help

yeah blessings to you Alex let's take another call here hey Theo long time listener First time caller. Man, I just wanted to call and say, appreciate everything you do. And, you know,

I was listening to your Ella Langley podcast about, like, we all meet, she was saying how we all, this is our first go-around, right? You know, we're all just living for the first time. And I think I've been struggling lately with feeling, like, almost like I'm stuck in this cycle, where, you know, you're alone,

you're lonely, you're by yourself, which, you know, sometimes isn't like the best thing for you to do, but it's almost like second nature. It's just what you retreat to. And then you, you know, you want to go out and you go out and you hang out with your buddies and you have sometimes like a wild night. You get influenced by like what you think they want, what you think the world want with Instagram and all, you know, social media tells you to do so you're drinking. You might even fucking get your nose a little bit dirty like you used to. And, um, you know, you're trying to get all the girls numbers and like fucking you know have a have a grand old time and you're out all night and then uh you kind of wake up the next day soon I'm like shit and you're like

I'm not even any closer my goals I'm like in where I need to be um but then you just kind of fucking retreat and then you do it all over again and uh I know I feel like maybe you once led through this and I think a lot of guys go through this and you know I've shut off social media of tried to like I've gone through periods where I didn't drink for long long periods of time and uh I know you sometimes just always go back to this because then you're just like what's the point you know we're only you know I want to go around on this like am I going to like waste my youth I'm going to waste my opportunities um but I'm no closer to my goals and I think I'm you know I lost my job last year and uh I'm supposed to be like studying and trying to get ahead for some stuff that's going to give me a better job but a lot of time I I just kind of let the days go by and now I'm stuck here, you know, by myself, sitting in my room after the weekend, I'm just fucking, I don't know, man, feeling down and I don't even know why guy, you know? And I just wanted to know how you deal with this.

How do you get yourself out of this? How do you get to a better life? How do you get to a place where, like, you're not just cycling through and you're actually moving toward things that you want? And I appreciate your advice. All right, Theo, thanks, man. Thanks so much for the call. I don't think you said your name at the beginning.

But thank you. Yeah, the cycle of just like, okay, I'm going to do this. And then I would kind of, for me, I would like, I would, I'm going to try that. I would let myself down. I would try and I would ask God to help me. And I'd be like, I would pray, you know. But I would just, and it was the same thing. And I appreciate your, I appreciate you being so articulate in your calling and doing your best to share

as honestly as you could what was going on. I'll try to share, you know, I've been struggling, man. At the past, like, a couple years I've had, you know, it's been a struggle in certain ways with certain behaviors that I'm just not proud of, right? Or really just behaviors that I didn't want to do anymore. And I couldn't change it. I couldn't change the cycle. And even as I say this, I'm afraid that.

I'll fall back into those behaviors. But I'll tell you what for me has been helpful recently. And I'm sorry if I sound a little animated. I just, I've been like going through this in my own life recently and it's on the tip of my thoughts and feelings. You know, sometimes I realize for myself, I would pray to God to help me get away from certain behaviors in my life.

But at the same time that I was praying, there would be a part of me that knew I was probably going to do those things again, you know, that I was probably going to do those things again. Like I, but God, please help me to, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to have this behavior. But there will be a little part of me that was like,

I know even as I ask for God's help that I'm going to do it again. I would know that. So I started praying like this. I started praying like, God, please. please help me with this, you know? This is a broken part of me that I bring to you. I need help with it. And then I would add to my prayer, I would say,

and God, even as I pray to you right now, there's a part of me that knows I'm probably lying to you. There's a part of me that knows I'm going to do that behavior again. So can you come into that part of me and help me there? Help me in the part of me that knows as I pray that I am lying. And I don't know if that sounds crazy or not, but, uh, but I started to think that like a connection between us and a higher power. It's so, it's such the realest. It's like in my life, it's one of the realest things that I've ever witnessed, right? Like you go in like, I'll be in meetings and

or a recovery meetings or, um, and you see people's lives change. You see something happen. You see, you see miracles, right? Uh, but that was what was happening. You know, it was, I couldn't change. I tried everything. I tried everything to change. I would tell myself, I'm going to do it different. I'm going to do it. And it wouldn't, it just, I couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it by myself. And my whole life, I'd done everything by myself. I thought, I thought I had. And so something that's just been helping me recently is just praying differently, you know? Because whatever's inside of me that's broken is really, it's manipulative and it's you know it would be good at pool because it's good at it's good it's good at the angles but so yeah so i've just been praying that god comes into those parts of me you know

don't just come into like the water inside of me come into the what come into the well come into the walls of the well come into the the the the mortar or whatever that's between the bricks that that Because I'm broken, because I'm broken all the way there. You know, and I don't mean that like in self-pity. I don't need it. I don't. But if there's a part of me that doesn't even want the best for me, then that there's something inside of me that is off.

So that's something that's been helping me. Because some of it's been coming true. And if it's been coming true, I don't know if that's the term, but I don't know. I'm starting to just feel something different. And then I was also, I was looking on this Bible, and there's a story called John 5, and it's about a guy who's at these pools.

And some people follow the Bible. Some people don't, that's fine. This is just a story that I'm reciting here. And Jesus is at the pools, and it's in Bethesda, and they're like, there's a sick man there, and he's been sick for a long time. And Jesus asks him, do you want to be healed? He asks him, do you want to be healed?

And that's a crazy question because, you know, if I get healed, then I'm different. You know, if somebody gets healed, they have a new story. So that's just been something that I've been having to ask myself. It's like, do I want to be healed? Do I really want something different? Sometimes a lot of the answer is no. I don't. I want something different, but I don't want to.

I don't know if I'm scared of it. I don't know what I am. I don't know if I don't want to do what it takes together. I can't even tell what it is. And it's hard for me. Some of this stuff is a little bit hard for me to say. I think I don't even know why. But I think I want a new story.

You know, my story in my life, and I'm sorry to make this about me kind of, but I'm just trying to share like, you know, when I was growing up, like my mom something was wrong with her. I love my mother, you know, but she didn't connect with me. She didn't, like, look at me.

And, uh, and she didn't, you know, she wouldn't hold me that much and she didn't look, she wouldn't look me in the eyes, right? And, uh, and so as a kid, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, I felt like, oh,

if, if the person that created me won't even look at me, then something must be so wrong. with me. You know, and I've worked through a lot of this stuff, and so I'm kind of going down this lane. But I just gave me, it gave me like a lot of low self-worth, you know? It just gave me low self-worth. And honestly, it made it tough for me to even have a self because the only person that,

I only knew who I was if you reacted to me well, right? Like I became just a people pleaser Because I didn't have any feelings of self-worth So the only way I could get my worth Was from you, right? From somebody else. And it made sense because I didn't have a me You know, I didn't have a big sense of self

And so I got myself from who you thought I was And I needed everybody to like me I needed everybody to like me Because I didn't know if I didn't know if I didn't know if there was a one person That didn't like me If one of the the plate stopped spinning if it was all going to fall down.

So anyway, sorry, I'm kind of rambling, but... But the thing that also happened was that whole, all of that energy, that negative energy, that uncertainty, that became my story, right? And it gave me like a chip on my shoulder where it was like, you know, I'm going to show them, I'll show these motherfuck, you know, I'll do this and I'll, you know, it gave me all of that, it gave me all of that energy. Like, I'll prove to them. I'll prove to somebody that I'm, that I'm worse something.

I'm going to make, yeah, I just want to look in somebody's eyes and have them be pleased with me. That's what I, that's what I wanted. That's what I wanted. I think it's all that any kid wants. I wanted to just look in somebody's eyes and have them be pleased with me. And all that gave me a chip on my shoulder, you know. And so anyway, so it gave me all this energy. It was like, you know, I'm going to figure this out.

I'll do it myself. I'll figure, you know. And all that stuff served me well until, I think just until now, it's like, I don't know, I'm just tired of living that story, man. I'm tired of that story. You know, I'm tired of that story. I just don't want that story anymore.

You know, it's been a good story, and it's served me well. Dang, holy, I'm leaking. It's been a good story and it served me well, but I don't want that story anymore. You know, I want something different. Because the more I just tell, that story is just like, you know, I stay in that world. I stay in that cycle for me. And I think

I, yeah, so I want to have a, I think I, and it's scary to say that I want to have a new story because I'm so used to like how those other feelings work. I know who to be angry at. I know how to operate here and I know how to operate there and I know who to not give love to. And I, you know, I know how to make like love like very conditional. I know how to like do all these. I know to navigate to get this fucked up vehicle down the street, you know. But I think I want a new story, dude. And it's crazy for me to even say that. But yeah, I think I want a new story.

And so that's one thing that I'm asking God for. Yeah, I'm asking God for a new story, right? I'm asking God for the next part of me, you know, and being okay with saying, I'm not, you know, like these days, you know, my mother and I have a great relationship and we and I love my mother this there's nothing I want more than my mother to be happy you know and it's funny because as she gets older she kind of turns in a little bit more like a child sometimes and uh and you kind like the roles kind of like they I guess they switch a little bit

and you get to be you get to try to be uh what you need it in a way and it's pretty cool and that's a gift that's a gift from God I think and so yeah I want to be able to, I just want to be able to, I don't know, I don't even know what I'm telling you, dude. Jesus Christ, this guy's got, this guy's got to be like, God, why do I call this idiot? Yeah, so I think, anyway, that's what's been helping me. Like, and I never thought I would be saying some of this stuff,

but I'm glad that I am because I just, I'm ready for a new story. I'm ready for a new story. And I'm ready for like, yeah, and the scary part is, I don't, like, is who will I be? be if I let go with these things that I've always done and known some of these behaviors, if I even can let go with some of them. And I know I'm not going to get anything right or whatever. There's no, like, it's just like, I don't know, man.

I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm kind of tired. What can I suggest, do you think, Trevor, or offer some thought? Do you have any thought about any of this? I think it's really hard, and I think praying is a great, first step if you don't know where to go or how to break a cycle. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. I just like, yeah, I just start, like, that's something that's helped me is I just started praying, but I started praying like, like, as honestly as I could. And even honest past that. Like, God, you know,

these behaviors I don't like a mind, will you help me? Even though I know that I might do them again, even though I know I want to do them again, even though I know I want to do them again, will you come into the parts of me that want to do these behaviors again and help me there? Will you come just,

will you come, you know, will you come all the way to the, I mean, will you come to the, like past the roots? And yeah, and it's just like,

I don't know. And it's crazy to think that I could like, I could have a, like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. A lot of it's scary to me.

And some of this isn't making sense. And I'm sorry, man. I think I'm just getting kind of burnt out. It's been a, it's been all I don't know what it's been but I just I'm glad that you care about what's going on and yeah to get out of the cycle man it's hard and to show up for myself other things that I've been doing is I've been getting up early I've been doing some yoga I've been doing a workout at home I went and played basketball the other day with some friends I hadn't done that in years man and you know

what I felt good I left out of there I went to an AA meeting and I started like just like I'm not bragging I'm just saying I started getting active you know And I started coming to my own rescue a little bit. But I started just showing up for myself. And if I told somebody I'm going to do something, then I came and did it. And I've never done that a lot in my life. But for the past few weeks, I've been doing it.

And when I say something and then I do it, there's a part of me that hears that, right? And there's a part of me that starts to have like, okay, this guy is somebody who says he's going to do something and he does it. And so that, then part of me starts to build up that it's like I'm, it's like I'm building somebody new, man. And I'm not trying to challenge you or anything. I'm just telling you kind of what's been working for me.

Yeah, I know. Anyway, this shit's all over the place. Plenty of my vape, you know. I wish the church made vapes, dude. Those things would slap. Is that bad trying to say that? They're basically, in like Catholic Church, they got the incense. They're basically, they've been vaping.

Oh, dang. Yeah, let me get a little bit. Dude, if they freaking had a, you know, I got that frankincense, 3,000 puffs, me, that thing would be popping. But yeah, I don't know. I've sat in rooms and been in meetings and done this for, like, done that cycle a long time.

And right now, something's feeling a little bit different and it's scary for me to even say that because there's a part of me that doesn't want things to be different, but there's a part of me that's growing that wants to have a new story for me. And I didn't think I could have a new story. you know i think maybe in my head i did and shit but in my heart i didn't think that and so yeah but yeah thanks for calling dude and thanks for um thinking of us and yeah i don't know the answer to

how to get out of the cycle i don't know uh and if i ever get all the way i i promise i'll i'll share it with you um but yeah thanks for hitting the hotline and And yeah, just thinking out loud and just thinks you're being honest, bro, I felt like your call was really honest. Like, this is what's going on. And I'm tired of it and what can I do? And I wish I had the answers for you. You know, I wish I had the answers for you, but that's all I got. All right, let's hear this call.

Hi, Theo. This is Quinn. Big fan of the show. I just wanted to share a Bible verse with you. It's Ecclesiastes 311. It's brought me a lot of comfort because the way things are lately, it's been pretty weird, pretty scary. Amen, bro.

It's weirder than that, onward. And I know that people who care deeply can kind of be affected by that fear deeply. So anyway, the Bible verse is this. He has made everything beautiful in his time, and he's put eternity into the human heart, and no man can know his plan from beginning to end. That's pretty close. It's funny, I got nervous for a voicemail. But anyway, everything is beautiful in God's time. Even if that's a reality we don't live in right now, it will be a reality because God promises us that he'll make it beautiful.

And I know you've got eternity in your heart. You've got that eternity mindset. And you spread a lot of light. So I know things are weird, but it's all going to be good. So, anyhow, I feel silly leaving this, but I hope you have a great day. And thanks for what you do. Bye. Type shit, King.

It almost like that was like, what if that was like the kid me calling back and telling me this? And yeah, we have to just do our best. You know, and pray, I'm praying that God, like, helps me be a warrior. You know? I'm praying that God helps me be a warrior. You know, because we might need people that are, that can be warriors. Now, I'm not going to be like one of the front warriors. Dude, I will be a warrior in the back.

You heard me, bro? I'll be a warrior in the back eating chips and talking shit, boy. But still, bro, you still get, you still qualified. you get that warrior payment. You still get that warrior check, that W check, bro. So I'll get that shit. But yeah, thank you guys for being a part of the episode. You guys be good to yourselves.

You deserve it. And, yeah, just thanks for giving me a place where I can come and share about things and that we can come and we can share about things. And, yeah, that's all I got. Trevor, anything you want to say? Not much for me. It was a great one. And yeah, check out the movie if you guys can,

busboysmovie.com. Thanks, Trevin. And yeah, and I was singing this, spring, that's the thing, man. You know, like a spring is a time for a new story, you know? So, and I don't even know if I can stick with this, some of these behaviors that are making me feel different. I don't know, even know if I can. So I'm scared to even really talk about it, to be honest with you.

But I don't know. So many times I've been in spaces and I've been afraid to say that. I feel like there's a possibility for something new for me. I've been afraid to really say that. And then I end up in the same spot. So I think I'm at least just trying something different today. And if that's, you know, if at the very least that's all that is,

then I'm trying something different, trying something new. You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it. Praise God, baby. I'm upstairs.