This Past Weekend - #661 - John Kiriakou
Episode Date: June 5, 2026John Kiriakou is a former CIA counter-terrorism officer, author and speaker. His new book “The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics and Techniques” is available August 4th. John joins Theo to ...talk about how he was recruited into the CIA, his decision to speak up about the agency’s torture programs, and why there are more spies in America than we might think. John Kiriakou: https://x.com/JohnKiriakou The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics and Techniques: https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Skills-Tactics-Techniques ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo Morgan and Morgan: Visit https://forthepeople.com/THEO to see if you might have a case. Morgan and Morgan. America's Largest Injury Law Firm. Carshield: Go to http://carshield.com and use code THEO for 20% off. Saily: Download SAILY's app and use code THEO at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more details go to https://saily.com/theo ⛵ Better Help: Sign up and get 10% off at http://BetterHelp.com/theo Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today's guest is an author.
He's a speaker.
He's a former CIA officer
who's also known for being a whistleblower
in the CIA's use of torture.
He has a new book.
coming out called The Ultimate Guide to CIA Skills, Tactics, and Techniques.
Today's guest is Mr. John Kiriaku.
Yeah, I applied for a presidential pardon.
You applied for a presidential pardon?
Yeah, yeah.
In fact, I brought a couple of letters.
I hope you don't...
As long as you don't meet me, if I sign him, it's not going to help anything.
I'm just telling you that.
Oh, okay, I was going to ask if you thought it would be helpful.
I got...
Did you really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I was joking.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm talking Tulsi Gabbard on Friday.
Did I tell you that?
Oh, nice.
Her husband just went in a surgery today I saw.
Yeah, the poor guy.
She's great.
Yeah, Tulsi Gabbard, she seems...
There's just something about her that seems genuine to me.
And that's why they tried to destroy her.
Is that what you think is going on with her right now?
That's why the Democrats tried to destroy her.
I really do.
But even right now, I mean, she's just taking a leave.
I know it's for her husband's health.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Headed into surgery this morning.
Oh, is that what it says?
Yeah.
She tweeted or she...
Posted it today.
Yeah.
Yeah, do you think...
Because she's kind of like...
And she just took a break.
She took a complete break from politics.
Yeah.
You remember when she was running as a Democrat.
Every time she would inch up in the polls,
the DNC would change the rules for participating in the next debate.
So they would do it just one or two percentage points out of her reach every single time.
because they were threatened by her message.
She just wouldn't get with their program.
She's always seemed very like she has her own...
Oh, she was definitely independent.
Independent, that's what it is.
She's always seemed very independent.
Well, they did the same thing with Bernie Sanders.
They did exactly the same thing with Bernie Sanders.
So I guess what my question would be like, you know,
and I can't remember if I asked Bernie this or not,
but why would you stay in a party that you know at a certain point is not...
That's cheating you.
Yes.
And, you know, the Democrats did something in, after the 1972 election, which I think people don't pay anywhere near enough attention to.
Nobody at the DNC wanted George McGovern to be the 1972 nominee.
He was the most popular at the time, especially among young people.
But he was, he was the weakest nationwide.
And he ended up losing 49 states.
But, you know, it's a part of.
of the people, right? If the people want George McGovern as the nominee, then George McGovern should be the nominee.
And they didn't let him become the nominee? No, they let him become the nominee. And then as soon as he lost the race, they instituted this thing called superdelegates. So if you are a member of the House, a member of the Senate, a governor, a lieutenant governor, a state party director, a state committee chairman, you're automatically made a delegate to the convention. Well, there are like 1,500 of them. And so,
You end up with situations like West Virginia and Wyoming
where Bernie Sanders beats Hillary Clinton in both states
and Hillary Clinton wins literally every delegate.
From those states.
Wow.
Like, how's that fair?
So we'd explain that to me a little bit better because I'm going to get on this.
George McGovern was a major reason Democrats later created super delegates
after McGovern's 1972 nomination and landslide general election loss.
Party leaders wanted a way to give more influence to experienced officials
and reduce the chance that a highly activist primary electorate
would produce another nominee they saw as too extreme.
So you're saying the people believed in this guy.
Oh, yeah.
Even though he lost, the people believed in him.
But the party and whoever that is
didn't want it to be like just like a populist vote.
They didn't want just the people to have the choice?
They wanted to go back to the days with the smoke-filled back rooms
with the party bosses choosing who's going to be the nominee.
And if they put it more on the shoulders of,
just the superdelegates, then they could control fewer.
It was fewer people that had to control.
Exactly.
Wow.
Exactly.
I am proud to say, in 1983, I was a sophomore in college.
I was the Speaker's Committee chairman.
I was the whole committee of the George Washington University College Democrats in the days
when I was a Democrat.
And I saw a little blurb in the Washington Post saying, hey, remember George McGovern?
He's thinking of running for president again.
So I wrote him a letter.
I said, hey, I read that you're thinking of running for president again.
We have a fantastic theater here at the school.
We can do all the legwork, ready-made volunteers.
My phone rings a few days later, wakes me up, and it's George McGovern.
And he says, can I see that theater?
I said, of course.
So he comes over to school, and we walk over to the theater.
Nobody recognized him.
And he said, yeah, the theater's perfect.
And there's like a cutout for cameras.
And it was perfect.
So he says, don't tell anybody, but I am going to run for president again.
And this is after the 72 loss.
Yeah, this is, yeah, 11 years after the 72 lost.
Reagan is president.
Okay.
So we put out of press release, major announcement by Senator George McGovern on such and such a date,
George Washington University in the Marvin Theater.
And packed the place and it was on the news.
Here's what a sweet guy was.
He did the announcement.
brought important people with him.
Like Mo Udall.
Remember Mo Udall?
He ran for president in 76.
He was a congressman from Arizona.
And there he is.
And then Cliff Robertson,
the Academy Award winning actor
and his wife, Dina Merrill.
Yeah, they both came.
So he brought some like...
He brought his own influencers.
He brought his own influencers.
Yeah.
And Frank Mankowitz,
who had been Robert Kennedy
Senior's press,
secretary was Senator McGovern's press secretary.
He must have been geeked, huh?
Oh, I was, I mean, it was incredible.
And then he makes the announcement, he shakes everybody's hand, and he invites me back to
his apartment and his wife made tuna sandwiches.
Nice.
Just the loveliest people.
He ended up, crazy as it sounds, coming in third.
Walter Mondale won, Gary Hart came in second, and McGovern came in third.
And that was for the Democratic Party?
Yeah.
Wow.
And they kept saying, drop out, George.
drop out George, drop out George, because he was pulling young people.
I remember Jesse Jackson when he ran, he was very close, right?
Wasn't he the populist choice kind of?
Yes, he was the populist choice.
1984 and 1988.
He was.
Very much so.
Because I remember, I think we had a sign for him, like, you know, our family was always, like, you know, pretty, you know, liberal and hopeful and new ideas, right?
That's how mine was.
Yeah.
But like, but not like ethereal at the same time.
Not like unrealistic, right?
Right.
Not unrealistic.
But we were hopeful, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, didn't Jesse Jackson?
And did they just not service him or what happened with Jesse Jackson?
Yeah, they let him kind of self-destruct.
See, it says here he won 11 contests.
He did very, very well in 88.
But he was never a Democratic Party insider.
Got it.
The insiders were not going to let him have that nomination.
That's what they do.
And the Republicans don't have such a system.
You don't think so?
No, they don't have superdelegates,
which means then an insurgent candidate
like a Donald Trump can win a nomination.
I see, but it's less likely to happen
in the Democratic Party?
Much less likely to have.
Because of super delegates.
Wow, I didn't realize
that only one party had those.
Al Franken.
Hold on, before you move forward on Al Franken.
But didn't Jesse Jackson win a few, like, in a row?
Oh, yeah, he was on a roll.
He was building momentum.
Uh-huh. And they were like, yeah, we're going to put the brakes on this.
And when they say we are going to put the breaks on this, who is the whee's?
It just...
It's the state committee chairman who make up the Democratic National Committee.
Got it.
But it's just the insiders.
It's like the money talking, whoever those, like, it's the smoky backroom.
This congresswoman from Florida, her name escapes me, three names.
But anyway, she was the head of...
What was it?
No, she was the head of the DNC in 20...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, thank you very much.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
gave Hillary Clinton's campaign
all the debate questions
before the debate.
Remember that.
But Bernie didn't get the questions.
Crazy.
It's crazy. It's fixed.
Yeah, I think we all know what happened at this point.
Yeah, the fix was in.
But the fix was in, but it's just, it's a,
it starts to make you feel like, okay,
that the regular person, like what you really want,
even the idea of that,
it used to feel real.
and it doesn't feel real anymore.
And that, I think, is one of the scariest things
happening in America right now.
I have to agree.
It used to feel hopeful,
and now it feels,
will we survive?
There's something else.
It's not a hope.
I don't even know if it's somewhat of a fear,
but it's more of an uncertainty.
But America used to feel like this hopeful thing,
like we're building this thing that's going to,
that means something that we're going to pass on to our children
and that could possibly stand the test of time.
And when something like that, you believe in something like that,
it makes your day-to-day interactions and your interaction with your country.
And it makes that all more meaningful to you.
So you show up for it differently.
We're sitting here with John Kiriaku.
Kriaku.
Thank you so much for coming in.
Thank you for the invitation.
I love the show.
I've seen so many clips of you recalling stories from your.
time in the CIA, is having a good memory, a requirement for the job?
Oh, yeah.
Is it really?
Oh, my gosh.
Is it a requirement?
It's actively encouraged.
I had a station chief one time who gave me the biggest compliment.
You had a what one time I was saying?
A station chief.
Okay.
So I was doing an operation in the Middle East, but I was doing it from headquarters.
The station chief called me.
We were friends from our training days.
And he said, listen, we recruited.
a double agent out here.
He's insisting on meeting with the chief.
But it's just too dangerous
for me to meet with him because he doesn't know
that we know he's working for
the bad guys. Got it.
Can you come out here every month and meet
with him and pretend to be me? And I said,
sure. So I did. To make a long story short,
I would do the meeting
and then go straight to the airport
and fly back to Washington. There was a midnight
flight. And
I would write the cable, the
reporting cable, from headquarters instead of
writing it from the station and then sending it to headquarters.
I'd write it from headquarters and send it to the station.
And the great compliment he gave me was,
he said,
your memory is so good.
You remember so many details that when I read the cables,
I feel like I'm in the room watching it go down.
And I said,
that is exactly what I'm going for.
Yeah,
I've always been proud of being able to do that.
But it wasn't a requirement when you,
when you,
I guess, I don't know if you audition for the CIA,
but how do you?
Yeah, you kind of do.
Yeah.
What's that process like?
How do you get extensive?
Is it?
It's changed from when I joined.
When I joined, I was in graduate school at George Washington University, and I was taking a class
called the Psychology of Leadership.
And the class was about why foreign leaders make the decisions that they make.
One of the examples that sticks in my mind is the Yalta Conference at the end of World War II.
why was it in Yalta of all places?
I'm not familiar with it.
Bringing up the Yalta Conference,
the World War II.
The Alta Conference was a World War II meeting
of the heads of government
of the United States, UK,
and the Soviet Union to discuss
the post-war reorganization of Germany and Europe.
Okay.
Yeah.
So Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin.
They all met in Yalta.
They all met in Yalta,
which is really, really hard to get to.
And you can't just, you know,
get in a plane and fly over the war.
The war's still going on.
So Roosevelt took a train to Norfolk, Virginia, then took a boat to Malta, which took like a week, right?
Back in those days.
Which is obviously a sci-op because it rhymes with Yalta.
Right.
And then he had to go to Cairo and then Iran and then from Iran to Yalta.
He was sick.
He died a month later.
Wow.
So the reason why it was in Yalta is because Stalin had a spy in the way.
White House. And the spy told him
Roosevelt is sick.
And so
Stalin wanted him to be as weak
as possible.
When they arrived, or when the
American side arrived, Roosevelt was
exhausted and he wanted to go to sleep.
But Stalin insisted
that the talks begin immediately.
And so just to be able to go to bed,
Roosevelt gave up Poland.
Look, I'll throw in Poland. Let's
talk tomorrow. Exactly.
Yeah, dude. Look, sometimes
Yeah, sometimes, bro, you show up and you're like, yeah, you just can't do it.
Yeah.
Are you to say, look, yes, take that.
That's fine.
I got, you know what I'm saying?
I got to brush my teeth and lay down for a few minutes.
It's crazy, the things you will give up when you first get somewhere just to get to your room and unpack.
Amen.
To urinate.
Oh.
So I'm in this class.
And just to be clear, so they made him go all that way just because they knew it would weaken him.
Yeah, there it is.
So they created a path that would just like, yeah, that would add.
add to him because they had a spy in the wildos.
Yeah.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt died of a massive cerebral hemorrhage on April 12th, 1945 at Warm Springs, Georgia,
just two months after the Yalta Conference.
While the grueling 7,000 mile trip to the Soviet Union combined with his severe underlying
cardiovascular conditions took a significant toll on his already failing health.
Wow.
You see what a well-placed spy can do for you?
That's strategy right there.
That is strategy.
That's the big leagues right there.
That's the big leagues.
So I'm in this class, and the professor, Dr. Gerald Post,
eminent psychiatrist, tells us to shadow our bosses for a week,
just watch our bosses, spend each day with them,
and then do a psychological profile on our bosses.
And this is when you're at George Washington University.
You're a student.
Right.
I was in grad school.
Got it.
There's Jerry.
And what a great man he was.
He died of COVID, the poor guy.
So he was murdered.
Right.
Right.
Carry on.
I'm working at the United Food and Commercial Workers Union at the time.
And I worked for this guy.
It was a mean, like, angry, old school union organizer, right?
I was a little bit afraid of him to tell you the truth.
Big, strong, mean guy.
And halfway through the week, we got into an argument,
and I called him a racist, which he was.
Yeah.
And he got so mad, he set a stance and he put up his fists like this.
And I put up my hands thinking,
dang it, I went too far this time.
And he goes, my penis is bigger than yours.
And I said, what?
And he goes, my penis is bigger than yours.
I said, you know what?
You're nuts.
And I quit.
And I walked out.
So I went back and I banged out my paper.
I said he was a sociopathic
and possibly violent tendencies.
And I footnoted the whole thing.
It wasn't just John venting on it.
But with a possibly decent wiener on it.
You're right.
Apparently.
You got to put that in.
And so I get the paper back a week later.
Dr. Post gave me an A.
And then in the margin, he wrote,
please see me after class.
So I go up to him.
I said, Dr. Post, you wanted to see me.
He says, come to my office.
This classroom was like on the sixth floor
and the office was on a fourth.
So I went down there.
He closed the door and he says,
look, I'm not really a professor here.
I'm a CIA officer undercover as a professor here.
I'm looking for people who would fit into the CIS.
culture, I think you would fit in.
Would you like to join the CIA?
And I said, oh, yes.
I would.
And so the rest, though, is up to you.
It was kind of a long story.
I'll skip it, but he made a couple of calls that got me deep into the process.
Got it.
So Mr. Post was your professor.
Yes.
And you also had this job where you were under, where the guy was the racist guy.
Yeah, that was at a union.
So I was using that union job to put myself through grad school.
Got it.
And then I just, I quit and I walked out.
I said, the guy's dangerous.
And I guess the way I wrote the paper made him think that the analysis was concise.
It was to the point and I backed it up with the facts.
So I go through these weird, he sent me across the river to Roslyn, Virginia, Arlington, Virginia.
It's a little neighborhood right across the Potomac from Washington.
Hold one second.
Yeah.
So he was a CIA operative, this professor?
Yes.
Now, when someone's a CIA operative but also a professor,
are they an actual professor that then gets hired?
That's a great question.
Like, which is first?
That's a great question.
It's usually that they're a CIA operative first
and then they get hired as a professor.
What he did is illegal today.
Got it.
So in 1993, Congress passed the Equal Employment Opportunity Act,
the EEOC, which made this illegal.
So now it's very, like, not sexy.
You just go to www.cia.gov and click apply.
Right.
Different.
It's different.
It's a little easier.
Back then it was, you know, all white guys from Ivy League schools for the most part.
And now it's different.
It was exciting.
It was exciting.
I bet it was one of the most exciting things.
I used to park my car out in the North 40 and then take like 20 minutes to walk all the way around the compound so I could walk in the main.
door across the giant seal and see the wall of honor and the flags. And I felt like I wanted to
cry. Yeah. You know, I was so proud to be there. I felt like you were part of something.
I really did. I can imagine that you feel like you're part of something. Like, what did you feel like
you were part of? Well, you know, I came from this very liberal household. And I remember my mom and
dad getting into an argument one time. It was the Pennsylvania primary of 1976. And my mom voted,
My dad voted for Frank Church, who had created the church committee that completely reorganized the CIA and stripped it of its power to, its power to, you know, carry out assassinations and things like that.
And my mom voted for Birch By, who was a senator from Indiana.
And my dad said, Birch, bye, why'd you vote for him?
And she said, he's so good looking.
And my dad's like, what?
Church is the guy doing all the work.
And I remember being fascinated by this argument that they were.
having. So when when Dr. Post approached me, I called a friend of mine that I was in class with
who was married to a guy at the CIA. And I said, listen, I'm not a nafe. I know that CIA's history.
It's pretty ugly. Do I want to be involved in an organization like this? I want to go into public
service. I want to see the world. She said, let's have dinner. So the three of us get together for
dinner. And he's like, the bad old day CIA's of the CIA are gone. The bad old days he said. Yeah, the bad old days of the CIA are gone. He said,
75 with the church committee in the Senate, the Pike Committee in the House, changed everything. No more assassinations, no more overthrowing governments, which was true for a little while.
A little while. Because four years later, Ronald Reagan becomes president. The next thing you know, we're, you know, doing Iran contract.
and we're bombing different countries
and everything just went back to the way it was.
But there was like this golden period.
My friends are going to yell at me for saying that.
There was this period where the CIA was a really awesome place to work.
Got it.
And so when you're walking into that,
when you're taking me back to that moment where you're walking in,
did you feel like I'm a part of something that's important to America
or I'm a part of just an intriguing life and this is exciting?
Did you feel like I'm like Clark Kent?
And there's no wrong answer.
This is all just like curiosity.
Oh, sure.
The first seven and a half years that I was there, I was an analyst.
Actually, in the office that Dr. Post had founded the political psychology division.
And I really felt like I was a part of something big, you know.
I was only on the job eight months.
And it was just as I started to feel like I really knew what I was doing.
I was the leadership analyst, the psychological analyst.
analyst on Iraq. And the reason I was given Iraq was because not my words. These were the words
of my leadership. Nothing ever happens there. It's the same cabinet since the 1968 revolution.
Nothing ever happens. So learn the writing style, learn the tradecraft, and you can move on to something
interesting like Romania, they told me. I said, great. So my friend just played ball in Romania,
actually. It's a great place for me. Is it? Oh, yeah, it's great. I got to get over there. I'm
My buddy Patrick McAfrodis, he just finished playing ball over there.
Anyway, carry on.
I love it.
So, just as I get to the point where I really feel like I know what I'm doing, Iraq invades
Kuwait.
August 2nd, 1990, I walk into the office early, like before 7.
And my boss says, no, shit's popping.
Now you've got to show up.
I couldn't wait to get into the office that day.
My boss says, don't take your jacket off.
We're going to go to the White House.
I'd never been in the White House before.
And so we go to the White House.
There's this Marine standing there.
He walks us into the west wing, and we go into the ante room of the Oval Office, and then
the secretary takes us in.
And here's the president, the vice president, the national security advisor, and the CIA
director.
And so you just kind of stand there.
You wait to be told what to do.
There are two nice chairs like this.
The president's in that one, the vice presidents in this one.
There's a couch here.
My boss and I sat on that.
There are two like more uncomfortable chairs over here for the CIA director.
and the National Security Advisor.
And we sit down
and the president goes,
well, now what do we do?
And then everybody turns and looks at me
and I'm looking at them.
And then it took me a second.
And I'm like, oh, well, as you know,
Mr. President, Iraqi troops crossed the border
at 4 o'clock this morning
and the Kuwaiti royal family,
ruling family fled to Saudi Arabia, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But I remember thinking,
my friends would never believe in a million years
what I was doing right now.
Wow.
They would never believe it.
And I was 20, I was 25 years old.
And it happened overnight that you were kind of suddenly having an influence.
Like you right there, they're like, they're looking to me for information.
That actually was kind of a recurring theme in my career.
I was just very, very lucky.
Got it.
A lot of times.
So when you're walking into the building, when you take that long way and you pass like the flags and walk over the seal,
it's just like I'm a part of something.
Yeah, you really feel it.
Do you think that's the same CIA that we have today?
No. No. 9-11 changed everything and it changed it permanently in a bunch of different ways.
Not just, have you ever heard of Executive Order 12333-3-3?
I haven't.
1-2-3-33-3 was signed by Gerald Ford.
And it came in the aftermath of the church and pike committees.
And, yeah, the responsibilities and guidelines for the U.S. intelligence community.
Okay, Executive Order 1233 establishes the goals, responsibilities, and guidelines for the U.S. intelligence community.
Got it.
Number one.
You can't kill people anymore, right?
Well, this was after the Church Commission, right?
Exactly.
You got to stop killing people.
And we had these, like, you know, we're putting explosives in Fidel Castro's cigar and putting poison on the steering wheel of his car and stupid stuff.
And so, one, two, three, three, three said.
Real Tom and Jerry shit.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't do that stuff.
anymore. And then it's been amended over the years. Well, after 9-11, Bush is just like, just kill
everybody you want. Wow. And so we set up these offices. One whole office called the special
activities division. And then there's, in the counterterrorism center where I was working,
there was one called the special activities group. And their job very simply was just to, you know,
send teams around the world, kill people, come back, get the list for the next week, go out.
out there, kill them, come back, get another list, kill those guys.
It was like, nobody was trying to collect intelligence anymore.
Things changed overnight.
Overnight.
One time I was traveling somewhere, you know, because I had my luggage with me and everything,
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Do you think there's a lot of like conspiracies
about 9-11, right?
And I'm sure you've had, um...
I take a lot of shit about the conspiracies.
You do? I do. I take a lot of shit
because I don't believe in them.
You don't?
So from your experience, because you were there when it happened, you were in the CIA when it occurred, to where we are now, has your point of view changed at all since then to now?
My point of view actually has changed.
So I don't think I deserve a lot of the criticism that I get.
I'm going to start on July the 6th of 2001.
Okay.
And I'm not familiar with the criticism either.
Okay, I'm glad.
I'll explain it to you then.
Because I get all the time, the Jews did it.
the Saudis did it
literally the space aliens did it
the Israeli government did it
the Bush family did it
the you know it's like come on people
nanothermite paint
there's no such thing as nanothermite paint
that they painted in 1972
to make the buildings blow up
come on you guys that to me sounds very
that sounds ridiculous
yeah it's ridiculous but what doesn't sound ridiculous
is somebody having long term strategy
like you were saying a little while ago that people
play a longer game right
And we're not good at that generally.
Oh, yeah, I don't think that we are.
We're like a country when everything now, you know, and we're kind of a newer country as well.
So it's like, and we got everything fast anyway.
And when you get something fast, you don't really have a ton of respect for it in some ways.
That's right.
That's right.
And it's tough for me to say that because we all just live like one life term.
But I think some of that could be infectious over like a society over time.
I'd never even thought about it before.
That's like, yeah, when you get something easy, you kind of used to something coming easy.
That's it.
And so, but I do believe that other countries could have strategy against us.
And also, and I believe that there were.
And would it change for us as a people?
Like, would it change, like, for how we look out of our own eyes, for how we walk out of, like,
I remember on 9-11, I walked out of a building.
I was staying with some friends.
I walked outside.
And there was just some, like, construction going on.
And it had been going on for a while.
And they were, like, redoing these, like, this stone walkway.
I was in Charles in South Carolina,
and they had these bulldozers and stuff out there,
and, like, people had been excited about the construction.
Like, it was like, because the streets are cobblestone.
It's really beautiful.
And suddenly that day, everybody was like,
are these, like, are they demolishing something?
Like, suddenly this had a whole different energy of, like,
oh, like, this is the rubble.
Like, there was a connection with, like,
what you just seen on television to suddenly, like,
something that was being done that was positive,
structurally, was now suddenly looked at,
like there was a lot of fear around it.
And I know that's a ridiculous small thing.
But that's normal.
That happened at the time.
Right.
And it's just how much of a small thing in your head, like, okay, I'd just seen this.
And now everything is scary.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Right.
Everything is scary.
I think that's exactly right.
The whole country was traumatized.
It was our Pearl Harbor, the Pearl Harbor of our generation.
And it changed how you would operate.
It changed just like every, it adjusted so many things.
Go on, though.
So July 6th, 2001.
I'm hosting a group of intelligence officers from a Middle Eastern country.
This is something we did literally every single day, usually multiple times a day.
And what we do is we set up a day of briefings.
They get a photo op with a director, you know, he's shaking hands.
We exchanged gifts and we take them out to a fancy dinner at night.
So these guys, they were all mid-level, like majors and lieutenant colonels.
So it's a lot of bullshit.
A lot of it, a lot, yes.
So I set up a day of briefings, and I went to,
to see this kid, young guy, 20s, that was covering Al-Qaeda.
And I said, can you come and just talk to these guys about Al-Qaeda for an hour?
He said yes.
So it came time for his briefing.
But instead of him coming, the director of counterterrorism comes.
Koffer Black, later ambassador, Kofar Black.
And he comes...
From which country?
Oh, from the U.S.
Yeah, yeah.
He was our director.
So he showed up.
Kofar shows up with the director of operations from the Osama bin Laden unit.
And I jumped up.
I was like, oh, gentlemen, I said, this is, this is Koffer Black.
He's the director of counterterrorism for the entire American intelligence community.
And you were working in counterterrorism at the time.
Got it.
And so he came in and sat down and he was very, very serious.
He said something terrible is going to happen.
We don't know exactly when or exactly where, but we know it's going to be an attack on a scale
that we've never seen before.
He said, we're picking up chatter
from the Al-Qaeda training camps
where camp commanders
are on the phone with their students
and they're crying
and telling them,
I'll see you in paradise.
We're hearing code words
for a massive attack.
The honey salesman
is coming with vast quantities of honey
where there's going to be
a huge wedding
or a huge football game.
And he said,
we know that they're planning
an enormous attack.
We just don't know when or where.
And he said,
I'm begging.
you if you have any sources inside al-Qaeda please help us they just sat there and looked at
him nothing so at the end of the day i was not working on al-qaeda at the time i later weeks later
became the chief of uh counterintelligence in the osama bin line unit and so i went to his office
after at the end of day before i took those guys to dinner and i said kofar i got to tell you
you shocked me with that briefing today was that just for them or were you serious he said oh i was
deadly serious. Something terrible is going to happen. And then on September 11th, there it was.
He and I were supposed to go to the White House that morning. We had a meeting with Condoleezza Rice,
who was the National Security Advisor at the time, on an issue that's so stupid now,
I'm almost embarrassed to tell you what it is. It was about a book that was being printed by the
government printing office, this minor governmental agency called Greece, Turkey, Cyprus.
And it was called Foreign Affairs of the United States, Greece, Turkey, Cyprus,
1949 to
1967.
Literally nobody's going to read this book.
Nobody, I was going to tell you that.
Nobody's going to read it.
Literally nobody.
Yeah.
And it's like a thousand pages long.
That's money laundering.
And it had the names of three CIA sources
who were still alive.
And we've got this obscure law
in the United States
that if the government outs a CIA source,
we have to offer the source citizenship.
These guys are like 198 and 97 years old.
They're not going to,
they don't care.
Right.
Nobody's going to read the book anyway.
So we were going to go down there and ask her,
just pull those pages out of the book.
You know, nobody's going to miss it.
Nobody's going to read it anyhow.
Just pull the pages out or redact the names or whatever.
But I went up to tell them that the car was ready,
and the secretary's got a little TV on her desk,
and the World Trade Center's on fire.
I said, what happened in the World Trade Center?
She said, a plane flew into it.
And I go, because I'm a genius.
I said, you know, that happened once before in 1930.
a bomber flew into the Empire State Building.
But it was like pouring rain and fog.
I said, it's so crystal clear today.
How can you not see that you're flying into the World Trade Center?
And just as I spoke the words, the second plane hit.
And then she turned and she said, did you see that or did I imagine it?
And it's like, oh, everything's going to go to shit now.
And at this point, you're already working in counterterrorism, yeah?
Well, I was already in counterterrorism, but I was working on a group.
See, again, I'm embarrassed to even say.
I was working in a group that was targeting European communist terrorists like Carlos the Jackal,
who nobody remembers now.
He was the Osama bin Laden of the 70s.
Nobody remembers who in the world he was.
Really?
Yeah, Carlos the Jackal.
Bring him up.
There he is.
Whoa, he looks suave, huh?
He was Venezuelan.
Iliuch Ramirez Sanchez.
Listen to the balls this guy had.
OPEC had an oil ministers meeting, right?
So the ministers...
And for those who don't know what OPEC is, it's an oral.
organization of petroleum exporting country.
So it's basically like your oil kind of commission.
It's the monopoly, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, monopoly.
The, uh, what do you call it?
The, uh, cartel.
It's an oil cartel.
Very fair.
So he and his gang of terrorists raided the OPEC oil ministers meeting in Vienna, Austria,
and kidnapped every single minister of oil.
They killed three people, says there.
Hell, yeah.
He demanded a plane, flew everybody to Libya, took his billion dollars ransom that they gave him, and then let everybody go.
Wow.
So he was just trying to get a bag, really, huh?
Oh, yeah, and he was good at it.
And then he was so good at it.
He set up terrorist training camps in Libya and Lebanon, and he trained the IRA, the Irish Republican Army.
He trained Greece's revolutionary organization 17 November, the Red Brigades, the Auxion Direct.
Why did he feel so convicted to do this sort of behavior?
He was a true believing communist
and he just wanted to bring down the West.
Uh-huh.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But take me back.
So it's like you guys hear that something's going to happen.
Something terrible is going to happen.
But what do you do at that point?
Well, see, that's the key.
What do you do?
We didn't know what to do.
So we're going to the, you know, Jordanians, the Egyptians, the Saudis, the this one,
then that one.
And they're like, we don't know what's going on.
Well, is it turned out?
that wasn't true.
Almost all the hijackers.
Was it 16 or 17 of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, right?
And we know that the Saudi ambassador to the United States at the time,
Prince Bandar bin Sultan, al-Saoud, his wife transferred $50,000 from her personal bank
account to the hijackers.
What are we supposed to make of that?
Yeah, sometimes you've got to get your girl to Vimmo if you got to, you know what I'm saying?
Seriously, you know, the only time I ever saw George,
tenant, it was the CIA director at the time, the only time I ever saw George completely lose his
shit was in a meeting with Prince Bandar. He said, if we don't start getting help from the Saudi
government on this case, we're going to start killing people, a lot of people, and some of them
are going to be named Al-Sahood. I go out to Pakistan as the chief of counterterrorism operations
there in January of 2002.
So it's still fresh.
We're bombing Torabora.
All these Al-Qaeda people
are trying to get out of Afghanistan
cross into Pakistan.
And my job was then to catch them
when they came into Pakistan.
But we're bombing what?
We're bombing which country?
Afghanistan.
We're bombing Afghanistan, right?
But there was,
why were we looking for Al-Qaeda
in Afghanistan?
That's where they were living.
All of them.
They launched 9-11 from Afghanistan.
Got it.
At least,
theoretically, the ideas came
when they were in Afghanistan.
Because from the American,
American population, it always felt like we never went after Saudi Arabia.
That's what it felt like.
Yeah, and we should have.
But didn't you know that?
We did not.
We suspected, but we didn't have, there was no smoking gun.
So that's what I'm getting to.
We catch Abu Zabeda, Zayn al-Abidin, Muhammad Hussein,
Abu Zabedah, who we believed at the time.
Oh, she felt like you're having a stroke for a second.
No, no, that's his name.
No, I'm just joking. That was a joke.
The profession, I know. The profession of faith,
Lai, la, la, la, la, la, ma'amabh,
I've been around people that are stroking out
And if you don't tap in with them
They'll just keep going
You know?
And they never buy a vowel
And then they just fucking tap out
You know?
That's terrible.
So you guys were doing this guy?
So we're looking for him.
Oh, bro.
And we catch him.
This dude is a fucking mumble rapper, I think.
Go on?
We were on him for six weeks we chased him.
Some days we'd bust down the door
And there's like a warm meal
And a half-lit cigarette still on the table.
were like, dang it, with 15 minutes we could have gotten him.
Some days we were a day or two behind.
So he knew we were after him.
He knew we were chased him all over the frigging country.
And we catch him.
In late March 2002, in Faisalabad, Pakistan.
So we also confiscated his diary.
This led to a huge fight between the FBI and the CIA.
Huge.
And the CIA was right and the FBI was wrong.
but the fight was
well we had we captured his diary
so I'm sitting there
that sounds so suspect that he has a diary
it was more than a diary though
but even though you know what I'm saying like as a regular person
didn't have terrorism stuff in it right but even then
first of all who the fuck has a see but look
he does have an eye patch out yeah oh he drew a lot as well
it's all drawings oh okay yeah all of its drawings
and most of them are classified top secret.
The CIA wouldn't allow them to be released.
Got it.
Because they were mostly about the torture
that was done to him.
Understood.
So anyway, we catch the diary
and I call headquarters and I said,
listen, we got his diary
and there's some fascinating shit in here.
Like what?
And I said, well, for one,
they're the cell phone numbers
of three Saudi princes.
Like, what's up with that?
So they were like, put it in writing.
So I write this cable back
and I was like,
We found these three princes here.
There are cell phone numbers.
George calls in the Saudi ambassador.
The president calls the king.
What kind of country are you running over there?
So we said, we want those three princes.
We want them, like right now.
Next thing you know, one goes into the hospital for bariatric surgery because they're all fat.
And he dies on the operating table.
The other one is driving from Riyadh to Jeda on the Riyadh to Jeda highway.
He's in a one car.
accident and is killed in the accident. The third one goes camping in the desert, which is a very
popular pastime, and dies of thirst. Yeah. So we couldn't interrogate any of them.
Who do you think was, do you think that Saudi Arabia did that? 100%. Right. Do you think we ever got
to the bottom of 9-11? Do you think you don't? No. And I'm going to say something that's very
unpopular. I think that the Israelis, while not involved in 9-11, absolutely positively had
advanced warning of 9-11. They had sources inside of al-Qaeda, and they purposely did not tell us
the details because they knew what was going to happen. They knew that we would attack
Afghanistan and we would attack Iraq and we would kill two million Muslims. And I mean,
these dancing Israelis, they've never answered for this. I'm still
mad about the dancing Israelis. I've heard about the dancing Israelis. Bring it up. So you're saying
that you believe that they knew. I think they knew in advance and didn't warn us. But they didn't warn us
because we would then, we would do their dirty work for them. We would take out issues with their
surrounding guys. You know, there are videos making the rounds now of Benjamin Netanyahu over the years,
over the last 20 plus years, testifying before Congress and saying, you know, if we just took out Saddam Hussein,
we would be peace in the Middle East.
If we just took out Muammar Gaddafi,
there would be, I guarantee you, he says,
there would be peace in the Middle East.
And we do it all.
We'd take out Iran and we're going to have peace in the Middle East.
It's starting to get a little bit more like,
I think so, a little suss.
Yeah.
So the Iraqis have electrical towers like we have everywhere,
but ours have four legs,
and the Iraqis have three legs.
So just a few days before we attacked Iraq,
at that time, I'm the executive assistant
to the deputy director for operations at the CIA.
So it's a serious, the most serious job I ever had in my life.
So you have access to a lot.
Literally everything.
Wow.
And the Israelis come to us and they said,
listen, you guys are going to attack Iraq in a couple days.
We went in.
We said, absolutely not.
We put this coalition together with all these Arab countries.
As soon as you guys jump in,
all the Arabs are going to drop out.
Just let us do it.
Next thing, you know,
every one of these electrical towers
just begins to topple over.
like 150 miles worth in the western desert
because somebody put explosives on just one of the three legs.
And I remember my boss saying,
these damn Israelis, they just can't leave well enough alone?
They just don't ever do as they're told.
Let me look at this, the dancing Israelis.
And we're talking about the Israeli government.
We're not talking about Israeli people.
I'm far less worried about the dancing Israelis
than I am about the Israelis who were arrested on them.
9-11.
Okay.
It was,
but just so I can say the claim because I don't know,
I've never even spoken about this.
The dancing Israelis is a 9-11 related conspiracy trope based on the arrest of five
Israeli men in New Jersey on September 11, 2001.
And this is according to perplexity.
And it was some guys,
I think they were on a building top and they were kind of dancing like around a
high-fiving each other.
Yeah, a bread truck or something as the,
as you can see the towers in the distance.
Yeah, a New Jersey woman reported five men near a van over.
Overlooking Manhattan, who appeared to be celebrating and taking photos as the Twin Towers burned.
Police later stopped a suspicious van and detained five Israeli citizens.
They had items like box cutters and multiple passports, which conspiracy theorists later fixated on,
but box cutters are normal tools for a moving delivery job.
They were happy because they knew exactly what was going to happen,
that we would have to enter the war, we would attack Afghanistan,
we would probably then, you know, take a permanent position in the region, which is exactly what
happened. That's why they were dancing. They were happy. 9-11 is a good thing for Israel.
Yeah. It got us militarily engaged over the long term. But you don't think that they were
involved in the setting up of it. I don't. No, no. There's, and there's never been any evidence
to suggest that they were involved in any way. I have no idea. No. But there was another thing,
too, and this is, this is a bigger issue. It's,
that the Israeli spy on the United States.
They've always spied on the United States.
Do we spy on them also?
No.
And that's written in stone at the CIA.
We do not spy on Israel.
But they openly spy on us.
They're all over the country, stealing defense secrets.
Do we spy on other countries?
Yeah, we spy on almost every.
Why can't we spy on them?
It's a political decision that's been made.
Yeah, a political decision.
in the White House on Capitol Hill.
Sometimes it just feels like our country
is just kind of owned by Israel
and they just don't say that.
Do you think that that's true?
Do you think that's fictional?
Well, I don't think it's so clear cut.
I think the truth is that the Israelis
have inordinate political influence
in the United States,
especially in our elections.
Yeah.
Well, they just had that election
with Thomas Massey that...
Exactly. That's the best example.
That got overtaken.
What happened with that election?
Let's bring it up.
I mean, I know that Thomas lost law,
but it was the...
largest. Yeah, $35 million was spent. The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, or APAC,
and other pro-Israel interest groups have uncorked over $9 million in a bid to unseat Republican
Representative Thomas Massey on Tuesday, which they did in a competitive primary that has shattered
spending records. Prominent pro-Israel GOP donors have funneled millions more into a super PAC,
stood up by President Donald Trump's political operation that has spent nearly $7 million on the race.
overall ad spending is top the $32 million, making it the most expensive house primary on record per tracking firm ad impact.
Wow.
For a job that pays $180,000 a year.
So what are the long-term benefits of them getting this position, or was it just about getting Massey out?
It was getting massy.
The thing about APAC is if you are not 100% pro-Israel, they will primary you.
They'll primary you with somebody who is 100% pro-Israel.
And sometimes, you know, the perfect is the enemy of the good.
What does that mean?
Where you've got, for example, there was an incumbent Democrat in New Jersey who voted pro-Israel 90% of the time.
They ran a primary opponent against him who was 100% pro-Israel.
And he lost.
But so did she.
And the one that won was the one that's pro-Palestinian.
Ah, I see.
So sometimes by taking out, by aiming for one, you might let another through.
You end up hurting your own cause.
Got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I think, I mean, I can understand people's angst with this sort of thing.
I mean, the biggest thing is just like, if Israel is involved in a genocide, right?
They're genociding people.
It's almost like, why would you let Nazi Germany invest in your people who are going to be running congressmen or senators in your country?
It's crazy.
I don't see how there's not a lot.
a law. Like, why isn't there a law if there's something, if a country's doing like a Holocaust or
like a genocide, that they're not allowed to invest in, that they're not allowed to have a lobby
in, in our elections? See, was there ever a law about that? No. And, and they would lose their
shit over the use of the word genocide. You used it. I use it. It's a genocide. It means all the,
using it on here for years. Oh, yeah, it meets all the international legal requirements of a genocide.
Yeah, well, I think the UN has voted that it is.
Yeah.
I don't know if the vote passed because I think there was maybe some groups that were, that wouldn't agree to it.
Well, it didn't pass the Security Council, but it passed by 90-something percent in the General Assembly.
Yeah, but I just, I don't understand why that seems fair.
And also, I'm amazed that I don't understand why people that made like movies and wrote books about the Holocaust, why they don't speak up and say, hey, this is the same.
same thing that I wrote about. You know what I'm saying? You can show picture to picture that makes it
exactly. Killing is wrong. It's wrong. No matter who's doing the killing or who's being killed,
it's just wrong. But I don't see why some of those people don't speak up.
Well, there is an increasingly large number of Jewish Americans who are speaking out.
There's a big group called Jewish Voices for Peace. The Orthodox Jewish community in New York
has been very vocal. Just this week, there was a protest going on.
Israel Day parade.
And a lot of the Orthodox Jews from Brooklyn
showed up with Palestinian and Iranian flags
and it caused violence.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I just don't understand why,
what is America afraid of?
Like, what have you seen like in the CIA?
Because it does, you hear a lot that like,
that the Israeli influence, like, has taken over
our CIA and our FBI.
Do you think that that's true?
True or not? Well, I can't speak to the FBI. And my CIA information is dated. I left the CIA
more than 20 years ago. But when I was there, we kept the Israelis at arm's length. Like,
seriously so. The very first intelligence liaison intelligence briefing I ever gave was to the Israelis.
I had been only on the job six weeks. And my boss said, listen, you're going to give a liaison briefing.
It's going to be a whole big group of people. So you're going to be the last one to talk because you're the most junior.
but you need to know some of the ground rules.
He said, we do not meet with the Israelis in the building.
We used to, but every time they'd come, they'd bring us gifts.
And the gifts are always packed with listening devices and batteries.
Is that true?
Yes, 100% true.
Would you guys find him?
How do you even know that that's true?
Because you have to x-ray everything that comes into the building.
You can just wantonly walk in off the street with, you know, boxes of gifts and say,
here, this is for you.
And what they do to sew a couple Palestinian ears from the rubble?
And they're like, oh, we're just joking.
Oh, it's like joking stuff.
Yeah, it's not joking.
Right.
So that happened during your time?
Was that with other countries, too?
So I'm sure there's other countries that like...
Oh, there are other countries we don't even have liaison with.
Got it.
But with the Israelis, we had to rent a place and we would meet with them in the place.
On my very first day at the CIA, you meet in the auditorium called the bubble.
And the head of HR comes out and the director comes and says, welcome to the CIA.
and then the head of security.
It's just a parade of important people come to welcome you.
So the head of security said,
he said a couple things.
One was funny.
He said, the gravest threat facing America today
is the threat of Soviet communism.
And I said to the guy next to me,
does this guy not read the papers?
There is no Soviet Union anymore.
Anyway, he went on to say
that the Israelis have two declared intelligence officers
in the United States,
one Mossad and one Shindon.
bet. So CIA and FBI equivalents. They're at the Israeli embassy in Washington. But the FBI
has identified 187 additional undeclared Israeli intelligence officers spread out all over America
stealing secrets from defense contractors. So the lesson was, don't ever talk about work outside
the building. Don't ever eat at the restaurants in McLean, Virginia, because they're all
Russian KGB and
back then it was the KGB
and Israeli Mossad agents
eating there to hear what the CIA
people are saying after work.
Wow. It sounds exciting though at least
It was kind of exciting. I bet it was like a
real who done it back then. I loved it. I really
did. I loved it until I didn't love it.
After 9-11, everybody went nuts and just wanted to kill everyone.
I was getting ready to go to Pakistan.
And so I stopped by the office on my way
to the airport just to say goodbye because
Koffer said on 9-11, he stood up
in his desk.
Cofer Black, you said?
Cofer Black, yeah.
He stood up in his desk and he said, today we're at war.
All of us are going to have to do our part.
Not all of us are going to be able to come home.
So he said, if you want to walk now, walk, and nobody will think less of you.
Nobody budged.
So I stopped by the office because I want to say goodbye.
I don't know.
Am I going to get shot?
Am I going to get blown up?
Am I going to get killed?
I don't know.
So I just want to say goodbye.
Say goodbye to Kofer?
No, to Kofer, to my boss, excuse me, and to the,
People I was working with.
But why would you get a shot?
I was the chief of counterterrorism operations.
That's the job I'm going out to.
I'm busting down doors three nights a week.
And I worked for this guy, lovely, lovely guy.
Nice suits, just a really, like very professorial.
And he gives me a hug and he leans in and he says, kill them all.
And I said, really?
Have we gotten there already?
Wow.
And he says, kill them all.
And then I went to the airport.
I was like, am I the only guy who thinks we should do this by the book?
Apparently, I was.
That's crazy, man.
It was ugly.
You should see some of the pictures I have on my phone.
Let's make your hair stand up.
I don't know.
I'm already, there's already a lot of stuff I'm not allowed to look at.
I have blockers on my phone.
So, yeah, I'm just going to donate my eyes to charity, I think, soon.
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like how bad did it get after 9-11 where the rules of like um interrogating and that sort of thing
changed that's a good question you know the the dirty little secret was literally not one single
CIA officer was trained in interrogation techniques so as soon as we started catching these guys
I mean I'd only been there but a week we started catching them and my boss is like interrogate him
I'm like, I don't know how to interrogate people.
I can interview them.
And what do you even wear sneakers?
And what do you even put on to do something like that?
Yeah, I wore sneakers most days, a polo shirt, jeans.
Pro, you can't interrogate somebody in a polo shirt.
That's all I brought with me.
That and sweatshirts.
Because it was cold when I arrived.
You got to put on a Chicago Bears jersey or something.
Oh, my God.
It was so weird.
See, in one of the early raids, we had also confiscated the Al-Qaeda training manual.
Well, I, I've spent.
Do you still have one of those or not, you think?
No, no, no, I turned everything in.
But you know what?
It might be online.
It might be out there and I.
I won't one.
So I was, I spoke and read Arabic.
And so we're going through the training manual.
And I'm translating it to the guys in my branch as I'm reading it.
Well, everything that was in the manual, these prisoners would do as we would catch them.
So I say, what's your name?
The guy goes, oh, like he's having a ruptured appendix.
Oh, what's your name?
And he pretends to faint and falls off the chair.
And then he just kind of opens one eye to look at you.
And I'm like, get the fuck up and get back in the chair.
What's your name?
And then like, do you hit him?
Do you not hit him?
Do you grab him by the shirt and shake?
I mean, I don't know what the rules were.
There were no rules.
And so what kind of environment?
I mean, what did you end up having to do?
Like, what do you do in those sort of situations?
Like, are you responsible to garner information?
Do you even feel like the people you're catching have real information?
the shit sounds kind of vague.
Everybody has something.
It's called the mosaic concept
where everybody's got a little tile in his brain.
And if you collect enough tiles,
you can put the whole picture together.
So, I mean, some of it sounds comical now.
I would say to the Pakistani lieutenant colonel
that I was working with on a daily basis,
I'd say, you want to be the good cop today?
I'll be the bad cop,
or you want to be the bad cop again,
I'll be the good cop.
And then we decide in advance.
Then I go in, you know, we start talking to these guys.
The first guy we captured, he was Jordanian.
And they bring him in, he shackled at the ankles, shackled at the waist,
and then they undo the waist shackle, and they chain him to an eyeball in the table.
So you have to know the answers to all the questions that you're asking, right?
So I'm like, what's your name?
He tells me his name.
Where did you come from?
I came from Torabora.
And what happened in Torabora?
The Americans began bombing us.
And then where did you go?
He said, I tried to escape.
So I went into a cave.
And then the Americans bombed the cave.
And the guy, like, had blood squirted out of his ears.
And he had brain damage.
And finally made it across the border.
I lay out a map.
Tell me exactly how you got across the border.
We knew what the rat lines were.
And he told the truth.
This is the way we came through this past.
Everything he told me was true.
And so I said to him, he said, what's going to happen to me?
And I said, honestly, I don't know.
You're probably going to spend some time in jail here.
And then we're going to send you to Jordan.
And I don't know what the Jordanians are going to do to you because he was Jordanian.
Yeah.
So I said to him, but let me ask you something.
I know that what you told me was true.
Why did you tell me the truth?
And he goes, I'm your prisoner.
What good would it do me to lie to you?
He said, I know how these things work.
I know that you knew the answers to these questions.
It doesn't help me in any way to lie to you.
And then I said, okay, thank you.
And then he says, let me ask you something now.
He said, I assume you're Christian.
And I said, yes.
And he says, I would like to invite you into the embrace of Islam.
And I'll be your godfather.
I said, well, thank you very much.
And what is that?
It's almost like the Boy Scouts or something.
I mean, he's like, as a scout leader, kind of like,
like he'll be like your sponsor?
Yeah, like my sponsor.
He's going to convert me to Islam and I'm going to say...
Which is Muslim, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And I said, yeah, thanks, but no thanks.
And I wish you the best.
And I remember saying to a colleague of mine, my God, if everyone goes like that, it's going to be incredible.
The next raid we did, we bust down the door, 2 o'clock in the morning, and it's two kids.
They're 19 years old from Tunisia.
And they both just burst into tears.
Oh.
And so we cuff them.
And one kid is just heaving, sobbing,
and the other one is begging me to let him call his mother.
And I'm like, no, I'm sorry.
You can't call your mother.
What they do?
They were Arabs without passports or visas in an al-Qaeda safe house.
And that was good enough for me.
Got it.
So we got to the point where we had literally filled the Rawhal-Pindi jail in Rawipindi, Pakistan.
It's this gigantic city that's kind of attached to a slal.
Islamabad. Islamabad is the capital, but it's very, very small.
Rawalpindi is where the military is located, and it's like five, six, seven million people there.
So, uh, Raulpindi jail, there it is. That's it.
My God, I haven't, I haven't been to the Raul Pindi jail in 24 years.
I tell you what, I don't remember it looking that good either.
I've never been.
Well, yeah, thank your lucky stars.
Really?
Yeah, it's not good.
So, so the, the Pax called me.
they said, look, we've literally filled the jail.
You've got to do something with these guys.
I said, okay, so I call headquarters.
I said, the packs are telling me that the jail is full.
What do you want to do with them?
They said, put them on a C-12 and send them to Guantanamo.
I said, Guantanamo, Cuba?
Why would we send them to Cuba?
And they said, we came up with this idea.
We're going to send everybody to Cuba,
and then we're going to divide them up
after we figure out what federal district court
to charge them with.
because 9-11 was an open criminal investigation at the time
and the crimes were committed in the eastern district of Massachusetts,
hijacking, the western district of Pennsylvania,
hijacking, the eastern district of Virginia, the Pentagon,
and the southern district of New York.
I said, that's a great idea.
So we just started loading these guys on an endless, you know,
parade of C-12 transport planes and sent him to Guantanamo.
And then somebody in Dick Cheney's office
probably David Addington, although he's never admitted it,
somebody said, you know what,
these guys don't have any rights in Cuba.
Why don't we just leave them there, like, forever?
And here we are.
24 years later.
Some of them are still there?
And they're still there.
Most of them, you think?
34 of them.
At the height, we had like 770, I think,
was when it was at its most full.
I went there one time to perform as a comedian.
and went down there and was performing
for some of the troops here and stuff
and you got to see some of the,
just the way you would fly in it.
You can see it in the distance.
Oh yeah, well, the way you'd fly in at night,
they would fly on like this kind of crazy pattern.
Yeah, they do.
And it was lit up.
It almost looked like a big wedding ring in the distance
because they had like just these bright, bright lights
on the fences surrounding the base.
And so you come in like at this crazy kind of pattern
and you kind of had to go around.
round.
Right.
Because you can't cross Cuban airspace.
I think we went from,
you have to go around and come up from the south.
We went from somewhere in Florida and went around.
Yeah.
It was pretty intense.
I mean, it was definitely, it was interesting.
And then we got to go right up by the detainee centers.
And I think we even saw some guys playing volleyball and stuff.
But were there tortures where people lost their lives that you were involved in?
Not that I was involved in.
Thank God.
There were, you know.
But like at what point do you call like one office getting out of hand?
Have you been in one that was getting out of hand?
No, because when we were catching guys,
we had not yet implemented the torture program.
So the torture program was conceived and approved
in October of 2001.
Okay.
I got to Pakistan in January of 2002
and we're like, what do we do with these guys?
The FBI's there with us.
You can't hit them or you can't do anything to them.
If they don't talk, then, okay, we just send them to Guantanamo.
And because you ended up coming out and talking, speaking out about torch that was happening.
Right.
But how would they let you do that if you weren't aware of it firsthand, though?
Well, because remember, I became the executive assistant to the deputy director.
Oh, she would see the reports coming back.
You see all the cables coming back in?
Yeah, exactly.
Huh.
Mm-hmm.
Was some of it pretty intense, do you feel like?
Oh, it was bad.
You know, most of the news outlets that I talk to, they make the biggest deal out of waterboarding.
There's waterboarding right there.
I think that there were
techniques that were worse than waterboarding.
Sleep deprivation is one.
And in terms of causing death,
the cold cell,
you see sensory deprivation,
that was also a terrible one.
What is that like?
Sensory deprivation,
they put you in like an isolation tank
and you're surrounded by water
and you literally go crazy from the silence.
So you're in like one of those,
kind of one of those places you can go pay to do
and it's like quiet in there.
But instead of being in there for an hour or two hours,
you're in there for three weeks.
Are they playing music or?
No, it's complete silence and darkness.
Complete and total like you're dead.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think Aaron Rogers does that.
Yeah, I think that's nuts.
But there were a couple that were worse than waterboarding.
The cold cell, we strip the prisoner naked,
you chain him to an eyeball
in the ceiling so he can't lay or sit or get comfortable in any way.
Can you keep your underpants on it?
No, no, no, no.
Because the idea is to humiliate them.
Remember, in their religion, nakedness is shameful.
Yeah.
Right?
And nakedness in front of a woman.
And we would have women interrogators stripped them naked just to humiliate them.
Yeah.
You see this rectal feeding.
Rectal feeding?
Yeah, what we did is we forced tubes up their asses.
And then with a pump, pumped homicides.
up there just to insult their culture.
No way.
Who was coming up with these ideas?
I'm sure there were two contract psychologists at the CIA, James Mitchell and Bruce
Jessen.
Is that true?
They came up with these plans?
Yeah.
And we paid them $108 million to the taxpayers' money for it.
Wow.
But when you look at, were these people criminals?
See, this is what's the thing.
That's the thing, Theo.
They've never been charged with a crime.
Right.
So charging with, if these guys are as bad as we say,
are, charge them with a crime.
If they're as bad as we say they are,
find them guilty, sentence them
to death, and execute them.
We won't even charge people in our country
who are committing a crime, a crime.
No.
So I think that it's like,
that's like a problem
that's been across the board is like,
what does the crime?
Charge somebody with a crime.
Yeah.
It's not happening in our own country.
But you can't.
Because this is so wild to hear about
because it's like, you know,
it's really, it's interesting, like,
just as a person, right?
You're like, okay.
Did these guys do something really bad to kill people in our country?
Right?
Were they doing really harmful stuff?
Are they like...
And they were.
Right.
Yeah.
But they confessed through torture.
So none of it's admissible.
None of it.
Right.
Okay.
So, but then it's like, yeah, it's like, how do you solve something like that, you know, with more crime?
Well, there was a deal that was made during the Biden administration.
So it was, it was like the top three or four.
Um, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Um, Amar al Baluch, Ramsey bin Ashib, and somebody else. Um, they agreed to plead guilty to terrorism.
And what they got in exchange was life without parole and a promise not to send them to Supermax in Colorado because they, they said they couldn't deal with the cold.
They wanted to stay in Cuba because it's warm.
Mm-hmm.
So life without parole.
and Biden's Secretary of Defense
vacated the deal
and he says you can't make a deal like that
I have to make that deal because I'm the
Secretary of Defense
and it went through the courts and then
the Biden administration
there it is right there.
The Biden administration Department of Defense
and who were these four guys?
They were the men accused of plotting
Mike Mohammed Wali binitash
Mustafa Havahawi. They were accused of plotting
the September 11 terrorist attacks
right the Biden administration department of defense reached plea agreements with
three prominent al-Qaeda figures whom you just mentioned accused applauding the
September 11th terrorist attacks however following intense political and public backlash
the administration moved to block the agreement and the courts later threw it out so what
happened to the guys are just still in being held they're just still there you see right there
the terms they they agreed to plead guilty to murdering 2,976 people in exchange for life without
parole okay so
the deal was thrown out.
So now what do they have?
They have life without parole.
That's the deal.
Right.
Same thing.
It's the same thing.
They're never going to be released.
But why didn't we,
what was the reason why?
Oh,
because the reaction from people.
It was really reaction
from the Biden administration,
from the Biden Defense Department.
Well,
this has 9-11 families too.
I guess the 9-11 families
just want to chop everybody's head off.
And I understand.
I get it.
I really do.
It makes sense.
I get it.
But that's,
never going to happen. It's never going to happen. We're a country of laws. We can't just
pretend that we're a country of laws, except when the laws aren't convenient for us.
But if you kill enough people, it seems like you would face the death penalty. Yes, but
you have to blame the CIA for that. If the CIA hadn't tortured these guys, they would
all be, have the next kid by now. It's all inadmissible. It's all inadmissible. Got it. They confessed
to everything. Understood. But it was all under torture. And so you can't do anything with
Now, there's no evidence against them.
None.
What, I can't even imagine what it's like to be some of those families and, like,
and just the drawn out of all of that.
Oh, yeah.
It's been 24 years, 25 years in September.
Let's get a little bit more current.
Oh, did you see that they just had the, like they have those flotillas that are going to Gaza?
Did you see that the prime minister of Ireland's sister was on one of them?
I'll tell you, the Irish, hate the Israelis.
and the Israelis hate the Irish.
Has that always been the case, you think?
No, only in the last eight or ten years.
Let me see this.
Gaza aid flotilla activist home after torture ship nightmare.
Scroll a little.
Irish activists have claimed they were kidnapped
and beaten by Israeli forces
after their aid flotilla at Gaza
was intercepted in international waters.
Margaret Connolly, the sister of President Connolly,
was among the emotional arrivals at Dublin Airport on Saturday.
They wanted us to suffer.
She said none of them could look us in the eye.
what a dehumanizing thing to do
to men and women age from 22 to
75. That's just wild
imagine if like Obama's sister
or... Can you imagine?
Can't even imagine. I want to interview
Greta Thurnberg. That would be fun.
It would be cool, huh? Yeah. I just would like to get to
see what she's like. You know, I never been around
her. I just see, you just see like bits and clips
of people. Right. So it'd be
pretty fascinating. The Irish detainees
were among hundreds of participants
from other countries who were also detained
when the latest iteration of the
the global Samud flotilla was stopped by Israeli forces in international waters.
And a lot of these groups were trying to get there to bring aid to the people in Gaza.
And then also, I think, to just document what was going on there.
They've had the largest killing of journalists in the history of time.
Yeah.
Of the world.
In the history of the world.
Yeah.
How were people not outraged?
Have you heard of...
I don't know if people have any feelings anymore.
I don't know what's going on.
Have you heard of Shireen Abu Ackla?
No, I couldn't even hear that.
I don't even know how to, you know, I couldn't.
I couldn't do it if I, yeah.
Shereen Abouacla was an American citizen, and she was the top journalist on Al Jazeera.
So bring her up.
Sharin.
Shireen Abu Aqla.
Abu Aqla.
So, again, American citizen.
She goes to Israel, and she's covering the fighting between these raids and Palestinians.
I think it was in the West Bank.
There she is.
Yeah, in the West Bank.
So she's wearing a bulletproof vest that says press,
and she's wearing a helmet that says press,
and she's taking cover behind a tree,
and an Israeli sniper shot her in the face,
and killed her.
Killed her instantly.
So her funeral is held a couple days later
in a Greek Orthodox church in the West Bank.
The IDF raids the church,
beats the pallbearers,
and they drop the coffin.
You're lying.
Isn't that awful?
Let me see.
The manner of her death
and the subsequent violent disruption
of her funeral
drew widespread international condemnation
of Israel.
During her funeral procession,
the Israel police attacked the pallbearers
at the St. Joseph's Hospital
in East Jerusalem with batons
and stun grenades.
The hospital itself
was also stormed by Israeli police officers
who assaulted patients
and threw stun grenades.
An American citizen.
Unbelievable.
And we didn't say anything.
We didn't say anything.
Well, most of our...
media won't say a lot of stuff about this.
No. What do you think's going on? It feels like this is almost like, it almost feels like,
um, like the twilight zone. Does it make any sense to you? Yes, very much. Well, as someone
who's seen like a lot of like sci ops and things that go on, what's going on here? Like,
does Israel have like an end goal? Like I, like, I have a lot of Jewish friends that are great
people and stuff like that, right? And one of my best friends is an IDF special forces veteran.
No way. Yeah. How to do you? How to do you? How to do you? I, I don't know, how to
does he feel about this sort of thing? He's ashamed. He's like, we didn't used to be like this.
I just don't under, like, is there some goal of Israel that's a bigger goal, do you think?
Do you think so? Well, the goal might be in the 2027 National Defense Authorization Act,
it integrates for the first time ever the Israeli and American militaries. So they become like
one military. It's like, who thought of that? Oh, my friend Roe Conner.
actually is putting together.
Wow.
He's trying to put together a bill, I think, to challenge this.
And I don't know if the term is a bill.
I'm not sure.
So, you know, I'm more of an emotional guy than I love him.
I like and respect Rochana.
I hope he runs for president.
He's a neat guy.
We had him on here.
And it was cool.
I think he's a really interesting guy.
I think he's brave.
I like this stuff that he's brave enough to do.
See, and I say the same thing about Tucker Carlson.
I think Tucker, I'll tell you, something about Tucker is the Tucker that you see on the screen, that's Tucker in real life.
I agree.
He's the sweetest guy.
He means exactly what he says.
He doesn't hold anything back.
Totally honest.
Well, I think it's like you're just a human being who lives in a country.
Right.
And you're supposed to have these like things of what means something.
And then you start to see all this stuff that you're like, well, this goes against everything that I've learned.
Exactly.
This goes against like, especially like you grow up like you see like every other book at the airport is about the Holocaust for my entire life.
So it's like every time you're getting on a plane, you're grabbing one of you're learning about and you're like you see these things that are wrong or that are like, you know, and then you see this thing happening.
Like, well, how is this?
And then if you mention like and people act like, I don't know.
It's almost like you feel like you're being just gaslit and then your media won't cover a lot of it.
That's right.
So I don't know what's going.
I don't know.
And I don't know what's going on.
I was on the Pierce Morgan show not too long ago.
I go on every couple of months.
And I never been on his show.
What's that guy like?
Oh, he's a good guy too.
And I have to admit.
Is he pretty tall or not?
I haven't met him in person, actually.
Only on Zoom.
Always wondered how tall.
Somebody said he was like 5'5, dude.
What?
Yeah.
That would surprise.
Six one?
Six one.
Oh, okay.
That makes more sense.
Maybe the exchange rate on him or something.
Yeah.
It's the exchange rate.
So I was on his show, and I was with Scott Horton, who's one of the most brilliant people I've ever met.
And Alan Dershowitz and Danny Ayalon, General Danny Ayalon, former Israeli general.
And there we are.
There we are.
So when you're on with Dershowitz, Dershowitz never shuts his mouth.
That's it.
That was what I was going to say.
Let me see.
Former C-Asian John Kirakou believes Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, no, that wasn't it.
That's Jeffrey Epstein.
No, it was about Hamas and Gaza.
And he asked me, because I had said the least on this episode, and he said, do you believe that Hamas is a terrorist organization?
And I said, yes, if the point was, on October 7th, was to attack civilians, the definition of terrorism is the act of using violence to instill terror in a civilian population.
So that's the definition of terrorism.
So yes, Hamas is a terrorist organization.
He said, do you believe October 7th was a terrorist attack?
And I said, yes.
He said, then what are you doing on this show?
I was supposed to be in the like anti-Israel, I guess, or whatever.
And I said, Pierce, you can't have as a policy.
Just kill everybody.
Women, children, the elderly, wipe out every hospital, every school, every apartment block.
That's genocide.
Yeah.
Somebody's got to say it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's scary.
And then to think,
how would our country be okay right now
with us joining military forces
with a group that's doing now?
I'm sure not okay.
And then you have to ask,
what about these people like Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham?
Lindsay Graham said the other day,
a week ago,
that until I breathe my last breath,
I will stand with Israel.
Why?
Why?
Oh, that dude's just the newt-rockney of fucking bullshit.
Oh, my God.
And Cruz is,
just as bad. And these clowns from Florida that have, that wear IDF uniforms under the floor of the
house, they should be arrested. I didn't even see that. It was Congressman Fine. Randy Fine.
But you're like an eight, you're supposed to have like a read on these types of things. Like,
what do you think's going on? I think it's Apex money. I think it's two things. It's Apex money,
millions upon millions and millions of dollars in American politics. So they have an inordinate
influence on our political system.
And APEC is the only group of its kind that does not have to register as a foreign agent.
Right.
You know, I've made a point on a couple of podcasts.
Back in 2008, I got a very small contract, just, I don't know, five, six thousand bucks,
to write four op-eds in support of the Abu Dhabi Chamber of Commerce.
So I wrote these op-eds, oh, you should do business in Abu Dhabi.
it's really business friendly.
They love Americans.
Everybody makes money.
All right.
Send.
I had to register as a foreign agent.
Because I was publishing
in support of a foreign entity.
Interesting.
What the heck is APEC doing 24-7?
How come they don't have to register as foreign agents?
Yeah, and I think it seems like our government officials
are afraid to stand up to them.
I don't know why.
They're very afraid.
And then you have these morons like John Feteman.
But why do you think they're afraid?
I don't want to be primaried.
Like, even if you get primary, but, like, you would eventually somebody will win, right?
You're like, yes, but who among them has the courage to be the first?
I mean, Massey stood up.
Massey took it.
I saw him about a week before the election.
But he can't be the only person in there.
Well, Marjorie Taylor Green, but she didn't have the guts.
She quit.
She quit halfway through her.
What do you think they're compromising these people?
Like, what are they saying to them?
Are they saying like something bad is going to have?
Like, what do you suggest?
You will never work in politics ever again.
We will hound you for the rest of your career.
Then if you lose, then what do you have anything?
You have nothing to lose then.
That's what you and I say.
You and I would say would stand up.
Yeah.
Bring up the thing about just the government,
just like the government is being interacted,
those two are that right.
The House Armed Services Committee has unveiled its proposed
27 National Defense Authorization Act,
which would see a record shattering 1.15,
trillion dollars spent on the U.S. military over the next fiscal year. Among the bills, many provisions is
Section 224 entitled the United States Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative.
The provision would bring the U.S. and Israel into an unprecedented partnership covering technology sharing
the co-production of weapons systems and bilateral research and development across multiple domains of
warfare, including biotech, autonomous systems, AI, cyber warfare, and more. Well, this could just mean that we are
we're employing technology that they have, right?
Is there any more specifics about this?
It looks closer than that.
I'll tell you what.
And I'm not saying it isn't.
Look, it definitely scares me.
I mean, I don't want to be involved with a country that's doing something like that.
And I don't think that's crazy for me to say that either.
Even if it's just this, that means they're not going to have to steal the 2% of defense technology that we don't give them.
I'll give you an example.
When I was still there, we were developing the F-35.
So they came to us and they said, we want the F-35.
We want to be the first ones to have the F-35.
We said, great, we're going to give you the F-35.
We're going to call it the F-35-I for Israel.
And it's going to have just a barely, slightly degraded avionics system,
just in case, God forbid, you know, it doesn't get shot down.
And then the Chinese and the Russians get it.
And then they can steal the avionics.
They said, no, not good enough.
We want the, we want the F-35, the same one that you guys fly.
In the meantime, the Emirates came to us
and they said, we want the F-35.
We said, great.
We're going to give you the F-35 E.
We're going to call it for Emirates.
And it's going to have just a slightly degraded
avionics package.
Same thing we're giving the Israelis.
They said, fine, we'll take it.
The Israelis then tasked their spies
with stealing whatever the downgrade was
in the avionics so that they could re-upgrade
it once they took delivery of the F-35.
Well, now we're just going to share everything with them.
We'll just give them the F-35.
But can you, like, can you fall to country?
Like, it's kind of interesting because I think if you, if you think that we're playing, like, that the, I guess I always felt like we were out of the colonization era.
I know, I'm with you.
And, and.
And I know what you're getting at.
And so it's like, you can't fall to country really for just trying to survive.
And I don't.
I don't.
And I'm not saying you are.
No, no.
I'm thinking out loud.
But let me finish the sentence real quick.
Sure, sure.
Sorry, John.
No, no.
But yeah, you can't fall.
Like, you know, if a country's just trying to survive.
and they're good at it and better at it than others,
then it's like that has to be respected in some senses for sure.
Agreed.
I don't fault the Israelis for doing this.
If I were the prime minister of Israel,
I would do the same thing when it comes to acquiring defense technology.
I fault the U.S. government,
and it makes not one whit of difference if there's a Democrat in the White House
or a Republican in the White House.
We don't stand up to the Israelis.
Yeah.
You know, I will say Reagan did.
in the so-called year of the spy
when Jonathan Pollard was,
no, actually it wasn't Reagan by then.
It was Clinton, wasn't it?
Clinton stood up
and said, we're going to prosecute this guy, Pollard.
He got 30 years and he did every single day
of the 30 years.
Peaked in 84.
So when was he arrested?
85.
Okay, so it was Reagan.
It was Reagan.
He did every single day of the 30 years.
And then when he got out of prison, Miriam Adelson, or not Mary Maitelson, her husband, it was, what's his name, Adelson, the king of Las Vegas, sent his private jet.
The jet took Pollard to Israel.
Netanyahu met him at the airport.
He kissed the ground.
And in an interview, Sheldon Adelson, in an interview, he urged American Jews to take up arms against him.
the American government.
And then Huckabee meets with him
and welcomes him into the American embassy.
I would have shot him if he had come into the American embassy
and I were the ambassador.
Yeah, I just don't understand.
I think it makes it like, I don't know.
I think a lot of people are looking for guidance right now.
I think you're right.
If you're a regular person
who we're just trying to get through the week,
we want to believe in our country,
we get scared that our taxes are going towards, like,
violent things and evil things.
That's the thing.
It starts to feel like there's something evil going on.
Yeah, and it's not like we're right and everybody else in the rest of the world is wrong.
You know, you look at these votes.
I don't know if I'm right about anything.
You look at these votes at the UN General Assembly and it's everybody in the world voting yes and voting no is the United States.
I'm serious about this because I served at the UN.
It's the United States, Israel, Costa Rica and Palau.
a little island with 30,000 people in the Pacific.
That's it.
And the whole rest of the world is voting the other way.
You've talked to, like, you've worked in counterterrorism.
Is it weird?
Terrorism is such an interesting term because it's like, at a certain point,
it feels like we're chasing the tail of the dog we let loose, kind of.
Does that make any sense even?
Yeah, I like that.
I might steal that.
Yeah, steal it.
I don't even know exactly what it means, but.
You know, they just had a, I saw something the other day.
It was like $300 billion to rebuild parts of, I don't think it's Iran, but I think it's Libya.
Can you look that up, $300 billion to rebuild parts of Libya?
That we blew up.
That we just blew up.
Yeah, yeah.
So right here, it says a truce, $300 billion investment plan in Hamos.
What's in the deal draft that can end U.S. Iran war?
U.S. and Iran mediators are now engaged in high-stakes negotiations aimed at ending the conflict
despite a fragile ceasefire in the place and months of turmoil in the Middle East.
The possible truce plan includes key bargaining points between the two sides,
including a $300 billion investment package and the crucial straight-of-Hormonis issue,
making the agreement extremely closely watched for.
However, one of the biggest developments emerging from the discussions is a proposed
multi-billion-dollar reconstruction and investment package that could fundamentally reshape Iran's
economy if a final deal is reached. So it's just why, it's like we just went there and got involved
in this. I don't know if this is a taxpayer thing. God, I hope not. But just the whole thing is like,
I don't know. You start to feel so defeated sometimes. Isn't that the truth? And you start to feel like
your vote isn't going to do anything. Yes. That's the scary part. And then part of this feels like a long-term
sciop. Like it's a slow
weakening of the values like
okay let's put things in this society
over time that'll like you know
tear apart the American family
and like that'll like poison people
and let's do you think they're
like there's big
sciops like that going on like let's
put COVID out there so that
people are separate from each other and
and that people can't go to meetings
and meet up and so you start to deteriorate
the value of human connection and
let's put let's make foods
so that it's just poisoning people and that it's, you know, that it's, it's just going to, you know,
it's going to make people sick or let's make health care.
So it's not, there's no real way, besides extreme stress that you have to go through if you
even have to make a claim.
Like, you know, do you think that some of that is just corporate greed and stuff?
Or do you think some of that's a longer term sciop by like bigger powers out there?
I don't, I don't think it's a part of a bigger sciop.
Okay.
But I do believe firmly that it's mostly corporate greed.
You just reminded me of something I saw recently.
And it was this experiment that, I don't know, somebody did.
I saw it on YouTube where they put a homemade hamburger on the ground.
And they put a McDonald's quarter pounder on the ground.
And then they photographed it, you know, over the course of days and then weeks and then months.
bugs come,
ants come,
they go to the hamburger,
they tear the bun down.
Mostly they went for the meat,
but they end up,
you know,
a week later,
it's just a spot on the sidewalk.
Even bugs won't touch
a McDonald's hamburger.
And then months later,
it looks like it just came out of the package.
Yeah.
And Europeans can't understand
how we eat like that.
Yeah.
Like, their laws are different.
McDonald's can't do that
in European clients.
countries. Yeah, let's look at the ingredients right here, the difference between McDonald's Europe and
McDonald's America. 10 plus ingredients versus four ingredients. Wow. So the U.S. has 10 plus
ingredients. And Europe has four ingredients in the U.S. potatoes, vegetable oil, hydrogenated soybean
oil, natural beef flavor, wheat and milk derivatives, dextrose, sodium acid, phyrosite,
and salt. Pyrofosate. Pyrofosate.
Pyrophosphate, thank you.
And then Europe has potatoes,
non-hydrogenated oil,
rape cedar sunflower, and dextrose.
And look below that.
Contains hydrogenated oils, beef flavoring,
and TBHQ, which are banned restricted in EU.
These are for the French fries.
It says contains hydrogenated oils, beef flavoring,
TBHQ.
And then it says for Europe
that those exactly things are banned and restricted.
in the EU.
What about the burger?
Yeah, what does it say?
The U.S. beef is 100% pure beef.
The additives, several hundred additives.
Several hundred additives.
Prohibited in the EU.
And let me see.
Europe says 100% beef from British, Irish farmers,
no hormone treated beef.
And then the additives are stricter,
quality control, and fewer additives.
Look at the Big Mac sauce.
The special sauce on the big sauce
on the Big Mac contains HFCS, X-Santham gum,
propylene glycol, alginate, and caramel color.
What the fuck? Why? I just, like, at some point you have to be like,
well, what happened, you know? And while the Europe
Big Mac sauce contains simpler ingredients list
in 40 fewer calories, it says.
The differences are EU food regulations are much stricter.
Customer preferences in local supply chains vary.
and the U.S. fries would likely be illegal to sell in Europe due to ingredient restriction.
Have you ever seen what's in the McRib?
I'll tell you what, I love those McRibs.
Well, the black community goes bonkers when they come back.
I know that.
You rush to McDonald's for McRib, but then when you see what's in it, you're like, oh, my God.
Well, yeah, dude.
Anybody thinking it has anything to do with a fucking animal of the McRib?
But at a certain point, we are also guilty.
Yeah, we are.
It's like, if I, yeah.
It's our own laziness.
It is.
And we give in and we just go do it.
That's a big part of it.
So that's what's interesting too right now.
It's like there's a real test of like, what do I, you know, how much do I want to stand up for myself?
But then also how much can I?
Some people are trapped financially by certain abilities and restrictions.
There are food deserts.
Yeah.
So it's just kind of interesting.
It's tough.
And I don't want to get all super dower.
What, do you feel like there are a lot of foreign agents?
in America right now?
Oh, yeah.
In fact, there's an advertisement
that you see on the sides of buses
around Washington
saying that,
and the advertisement is to visit the spy museum
that there are between 10
and 15,000 foreign intelligence officers
in Washington, D.C.
In Washington, D.C.
More than anywhere else on the planet.
Wow.
Do you think that's real?
There's a spy on this bus.
Oh, that's what that advertisement says?
It's part of the...
Thank you.
Edward Snowden.
It's part of the advertising campaign.
Yeah.
And is the campaign to,
what, to hire more than more?
No, no, to get people to go to the spy museum.
Oh, it's to get them to go to the spy museum.
Dude, I've been in the spy museum before.
It's awesome.
It's great.
Spy museum's so good.
Yeah, it's really great.
I agree.
Times were different back in the day
when it was like you'd like be,
like using a secret pen or like you'd have a homing pigeon
with like a little backpack on.
No, now it's all so crazy, sophisticated.
I was just telling somebody the other day.
about the CIA trained cats to wander onto the Soviet embassy compound with callers that had listening devices on them,
just to see what the Russians were saying when they come out of the embassy.
But that didn't work because you can't train the cats.
So they trained pigeons, and they put little listening devices around their little pigeon feet,
and they would land on the windowsills.
but the thing is that the Russians had double-paned glass
and they were piping music in between the two panes of glass
so the pigeons couldn't hear anything.
No way.
What a game, like what a game of like espionage.
Oh, so much fun.
That's so, see, that kind of stuff is so exciting.
Now it feels like, I don't know,
it feels like we're entering sometimes like a surveillance state or...
We are, we are.
It's not like the old days.
You know, one of the best recruits I ever made, Theo.
I was doing surveillance on this guy for a week.
I thought, you know, this guy would be an interesting target.
He doesn't make much money.
Oh, you were doing surveillance on a guy?
On a guy.
And what does that mean you're doing surveillance?
You're like you're wandering around in the distance?
Yes, that's exactly what it means.
Yeah, you're just wandering around the distance.
Watch him every day, see where he goes, what he does, where he hangs out, who he talks to.
His wife had left him.
But I noticed he walked his dog every morning at 6.30.
Every morning he'd leave the house at 6.30.
And he would walk across the park.
The dog would do his business.
and then he'd walk back.
So I asked in the office, I said, hey, does anybody have a dog?
And one of the women's like, yeah, I have a dog.
I said, can I borrow your dog for a week?
She says, for what?
I said, I want to accidentally bump into this guy.
And while he's walking his dog, I want to walk your dog.
And then I meet him and I'm going to say hello.
And then the next day I'm going to say hello again.
Then the third day, I'm going to invite him to lunch and whatever.
It was the best recruitment I ever made in my entire career.
And we bonded over the dogs.
And it wasn't even my dog.
At the end of the week, I just gave her a dog back.
And did you learn something from the guy?
Oh, my God.
This guy was like every case officer's dream recruitment.
And recruitment means somebody that you're just trying to gain intel from?
The person, you pitch him?
You say, look, I'm with the CIA.
Oh, you told him that.
Oh, yeah, I'm with the CIA.
I know who you are.
I know what you do.
And I'm willing to pay you very handsomely to give it to me.
And he's like, how handsome.
He is handsome.
And I gave him a number.
What's that number, ballpark?
Well, this is 25 years ago.
And then it was $5,000 a month.
It would probably be $20,000 a month now.
And he wanted all of his expenses.
I said, what expenses do you think you're going to have?
Yeah.
What dog shots for the dog?
I know, right?
So, oh, he nickel and dime to me the expenses.
And my boss would always say, just give it to him,
just give it to him.
Because the information was so great.
So we had information about what?
His country.
Oh, okay.
He worked in the embassy.
Got it.
Of his country.
And I gave him a disposable cell phone.
And back then, you had to buy these little cards at the convenience store and you scratch
them off and you put the number in your phone and it gives you units, you know?
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
And so the phone was only supposed to be used to call me.
He used it for everything.
He'd give me like $800 phone bills at the end of the month.
And I'm like, come on.
Man, come on.
That's awesome.
Can you five grand already.
That dude's a friggin' snake.
I love that.
Yeah.
My boss, just pay it.
Just pay it.
Acoustic Kitty.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, it's an...
Oh.
Acoustic Kitty was a central intelligence agency project launched by the Directorate of Science and Technology in the 1960s.
It was intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies.
In an hour-long procedure, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cats.
ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull, dear God, and a thin wire into
its fur. This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings.
Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger. It sees a bird.
Had to be addressed in another operation.
$20 million. $20 million, dude. And that's your Somali fraud right there.
The first acoustic kitty mission
was to eavesdrop on two men in a park
outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C.
The cat was released nearby but was hit
and allegedly killed by a taxi
almost immediately.
However, this was disputed.
The equipment was taken out of the cat.
The cat was re-sown for a second time
and lived a long and happy life afterwards.
That sounds like a cover up.
Nothing to see here, folks.
Just a cat that has call waiting,
you know? That's a fucking insane, dude.
I worked with this one guy who was going to a denied area.
A denied area is a place where CIA people just can't go, right?
But he looked kind of ethnic and he could fit into, you know, whatever, the culture.
And so I said, buddy, aren't you afraid of like being kidnapped?
And then we just never see you again?
And he said, yeah, they offered to implant a chip, a beacon, a ping in my butt crack, he says.
And I said, no, leave my butt crack alone.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's, yeah. That's fair. I think that should be our national anthem.
How weary do people have to be of being spied upon today? Do you think like there's a lot of these new like data center projects and stuff like that's going on with that?
First let's talk, yeah, real quick about the data centers. What do you think is really going on?
Because if you look at the size of these places, like we don't need that much data. Like we're already using a lot.
Like we're already using our phones.
We're already have like televisions.
Like, you know, there's already like a lot of stuff being stored on servers.
How are we jumping to a level where we need that?
That's what I want to know.
Oh, I have to agree.
Besides the fact that they use massive amounts of water.
And oddly enough, they're located in a lot of states that don't have a ton of water like Texas.
Yeah.
Or you go out to Loudoun County, Virginia.
Okay, we have enough water.
But Loudoun County, Virginia, you drive for miles and miles.
just these never-ending gigantic
complexes of data centers.
The proposed Stratos project
in Utah is a massive
40,000 acre. There's no water in Utah.
A 40,000 acre AI
data center campus
two and a half times
larger than Manhattan.
Yeah.
I wonder how long the actual data,
how big the... Oh, and just the data center
requires more than double
the current energy consumption of the entire
state of Utah. Yeah. Come on.
I mean, that's unbelievable.
What do you think is really going on there?
Do you have any intel about it?
You have to assume that this is intel related because look at the companies that are involved.
We're talking about Palantir and Nvidia and DeBraxas and all these big companies that either took CIA investments to get started as seed money or are staffed by retired senior CIA officers.
They're not doing it for their health.
Why is the C so is the CIA now is spying on our own people?
Oh yeah, that's what Ed Snowden warned us about.
Yeah, without Ed Snowden's revelations,
we wouldn't have any idea that NSA and CIA were spying on Americans,
which is not just illegal.
It's a part of NSA's charter that it may not spy on Americans.
And this place in Utah, he and Julian Assange told us about Utah.
This new compound in Utah that NSA has built
has enough memory, storage space
for every phone call, every email,
and every text message from every American
for the next 500 years.
Wow. Why?
Just that building?
Then why do they need all these buildings?
Yeah, why? They're everywhere.
What are they collecting?
I'm not sure.
And that's it, it's like, what,
it must be, it's got to be all of our information.
What would you do right now?
Is there any way that people can protect themselves?
Do you know?
It's almost impossible now.
I wrote a series of books during COVID for Skyhurst publishing.
The CIA Insiders guides to surveillance and surveillance detection,
lying and lie detection and disappearing and living off the grid.
They put them together, and they're republishing them in the next month, I guess,
as one volume.
CIA skills tactics and the ultimate guide to CIA skills tactics and techniques.
There we go.
But when it comes to protecting yourself from, you know, the data state, you got to go Eric Rudolph or Unabomber and just own no technology at all.
It's the only way to protect yourself.
Otherwise, you're going to be scooped up in all this.
Now, the odd thing is, according to Ed Snowden, NSA, CIA,
other governmental organizations are scooping up all this data and they're just holding it.
Why? Why are they holding it? Now, time was really until the immediate post 9-11 period where if the
government wanted your information, they had to go to a federal judge and say, we want Theo Vonn's
information and this is the reason we want it. And the judge had to say, okay, that's a legitimate
reason. I'll sign the warrant. Now they just write something called a national security letter
they give it to your provider
and they say,
give us everything you have on Theo Vaughn
and they just turn it over.
Or they go to these new data centers
and just put your name in,
your information,
and everything pops up.
You don't have any legal protections.
They just take whatever they want.
And that's legal now they can do that?
And it's legal now.
How'd that become legal?
In the National Defense Act of 2016.
National Defense Authorization Act of 2016.
Wow.
Yeah.
which also, this is a pet peeve of mine, that nobody knows about.
It also, for the first time in American history,
allowed the American government to propagandize the American people.
It was always illegal for our government to propagandize us.
What does it mean?
Well, for example, the voice of America,
that's our government's propaganda news outlet.
And we beam it overseas, so everybody gets the official U.S. point of view.
Okay.
Back in the 80s, the Reagan administration came up with these two broadcasters called Radio Marti and TV Marti to beam at Cuba.
The Cubans try to jam them all the time.
But what they mostly are used for is to broadcast baseball games in Spanish, which the Cubans love.
Got it.
I flew down to Cuba to do a study.
I did a study for the Senate Foreign Relations Committee when I was the chief investigator.
there. And nobody watches TV Marti. You can only actually get it in the waiting room of the U.S.
consulate. Got it. So if you're there to apply for a visa, you can watch a soap opera in Spanish
that's American propaganda. Nobody cares. Radio, people like listening to baseball. So
Dish Network, when it began selling service,
in Florida found that there was this just narrow swath along the shore on the on the
west coast of Florida where you could pick up TV Marti that's illegal you can't
propagandize the American people got it as Americans we're not allowed to watch our own
government's propaganda so instead of telling Dish Network well you're gonna have to
like move your satellite or do something or pixelate it or whatever so no no no we'll
changed the law.
And so in the National Defense Authorization Act of 2016, the Obama administration said,
no, no, we can propagandize Americans now.
Wow.
And so now radio TV are no problem.
Wow.
Yeah.
But, I mean, we're always propagandized.
I mean, people put out propaganda all the time.
Yeah.
I went to Yemen in 2011 when I was with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
My fifth trip to Yemen.
Every time I'd go to Yemen, it's worse than the previous time.
So I have a meeting with a defense attache
And he was so proud of this thing that he was doing this sciop
I hate that word
Sayop I said sure what's your what's your sayop
And he goes we're funding a radio station here
Modeled on NPR
And it plays American jazz
And then it has a call-in show
So young Yemeni guys can call in and talk about the jazz
I'm like what the fuck are you talking?
talking about. That's this terrible idea. Nobody's going to listen to that. And nobody did.
And they shut it down after a year. But that's what we're doing? But what was the goal of it even?
To make people pro-American because they would be like, oh, Americans have jazz. So I'm going to be
pro-American now. It's like, what are you thinking? You sit there and think. That sounds like money laundering.
Yeah, seriously. That's what it sounds like. How do I know I can believe you about anything,
kind of? People ask you that all the time. Oh, yeah. People ask me all the time.
Because who would believe anybody
There's X-CIA
Who would even...
Oh, that's such a thing with me.
You know, generally I don't read the chats
Anywhere, right?
Everybody I talk to
At your level,
you, Tucker Carlson,
you know, Patrick, Beth, David,
Rogan, whomever.
They never read the chats.
Sometimes I can't help it.
And I'll scan them.
The only time I ever respond
is when people say,
once CIA always CIA
Moron
you thought all of that all up on your own
So I said to one guy
I said you know what let me call Ed Snowden
And the sons of Philip Agee
And Ray McGovern and tell them
That you think they're all still in the CIA
So I went to prison for telling the truth
And I would do it again in a heartbeat
in a heartbeat.
Nobody else has gone to prison
for ratting out the CIA
and its illegal programs.
I was proud to do it.
That's a good answer.
Thank you.
It's a really good answer.
If you really...
Here it is.
I can say this.
If you really went to jail and everything,
then it's a great answer.
And if you did it, I believe you.
I believe you.
But also, there's a little part of me
that's like, if he didn't,
then that's fucking even colder
that he's making it up and living it.
That's the most of the most.
Oh, CIA shit.
That would be pretty intense.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody in the world hates me as much as my ex-wife does.
From spending all that time in the CIA or in jail.
At least jail you have a good excuse.
But she came every month with the kids and visited me in jail for two years.
Yeah.
And so why does she hate you then?
Oh, no.
That's all.
Yeah.
Post.
Yeah.
I'm actually prohibited by court order from answering that question.
Got it.
Well, I think that's amazing that she did that and brought your kids to do it.
She was wonderful.
She was great.
She was great.
A lot of wives, I mean, I think I can't even imagine
it's a tough thing for families,
especially if you had young children.
Cudos to her for that.
Yeah.
Was bringing in prison kind of fun?
Fun.
No.
No, I wouldn't say fun.
Like, what was kind of cool about it?
I've always wanted to go to jail.
You know, there's this old saying
that you don't go to jail or make friends.
and I made some lifelong friends in jail.
Mostly named Gambino, Lucchese,
yeah, Genovese.
So a lot of good storytellers in there, I bet.
Listen, those guys were so honorable.
I learned so much from those guys in just 23 months.
Wow.
Lessons I'll carry with me forever.
Real honor.
It's funny, the Italians were the smallest,
they call them gangs.
in prison. The Italians weren't a gang.
I'll use the word gang just for the
purpose of this response.
They were the smallest gang in the prison
yet commanded the highest level
of respect. Really? More
than the blacks and the Latinos?
The blacks and the Latinos were always at
each other's throats and they had
like for example it was Crips and Bloods
and there was this uneasy
piece between them just because it's not
worth upsetting the apple cart
and everybody goes to solitary
and then gets spread out all over the country.
For the Latinos, it was far more complicated because it was Buracos, Nortenos, Latin kings, MS-13, Mexican mafia, and then the individual cartels.
So overall, there's one gigantic Hispanic prison gang called Pisces, and then within Pisces are all the different divisions.
Gosh.
Yeah, and the Pisces, if you were Hispanic, you were automatically in Pisces, whether you liked it or not.
and you had to work out every single day.
Oh, that's pretty good.
For the coming race war with the blacks.
Right.
And the whites are like,
we have nothing to do with this.
Yeah.
I would just want to do it just to get in shape.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes you need motivation.
We had Aryan Brotherhood.
What's that?
What are they doing?
What are they up to?
You know,
Aryan Brotherhood of Texas
is far more violent than Aryan Brotherhood.
And they're not,
it says they're right there.
They're not connected.
I never met anybody.
from the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas.
Aryan Brotherhood at a low security prison
just wants to sort of, you know,
go along to get along.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You stay out of my way.
I'll stay out of years.
My very first day in prison,
my very first hour in prison,
when the guard dropped me off in my cell,
the only thing he said to me,
the whole time I was, you know,
checking in and getting processed,
was if somebody comes into your cell uninvited,
that's an act of aggression.
And I said, great, thank you.
I've been here 40 minutes.
I'm going to get my ass kicked now.
Sure enough, as soon as he left,
these two guys walked into my cell,
just walked right in.
One of them had a swastika
that took up his entire neck
and then came up onto his face.
And the other one had,
fuck you, tattooed on his eyelids.
Oh, yeah.
That checked.
I mean, that's, yeah.
And so I jump up, I go,
what do you want?
Because I thought, you know,
if I'm going down,
I'm taking one of them down with me at least.
What do you want?
And the one with the swastika, he says, you're the new guy?
I go, yeah, so?
This is like a, this sounds like a story from like the 1940s, John.
It just sounds real, bro.
I said in my second book, prison is a combination of seventh grade, the Lord of the Flies, and a mental institution.
Amen.
And it's set in the 1950s.
That's hilarious.
So I go, what do you want?
He goes, you the new guy?
I said, yeah, so?
And he goes, I'm standing there like this.
He goes, you a f***?
And I go, no, I'm not.
a f***. He says,
And they were bummed out? You a rat?
No, no, no gays allowed.
You a rat? I said, no, I'm not a rat.
You a chomo? I go,
I don't know what that word means.
He goes, chomo, child molester.
I said, no, I'm not a child molester.
That's good.
And then he says, you can sit with the Ariens
in the cafeteria. And I was like, oh.
Well, I guess I'm with the Aryans now.
But then a couple of months later.
Simple rules.
I was across the hall from a captain in the banana family.
And he said to me one day, he goes, let me ask you a question.
Why do you sit with those Nazi retards every day?
And I said, I don't know.
I said, my first day here, they just told me to sit with them.
And he goes, from today, you are with the Italians.
I said, it's about time.
That was it, yeah.
Took you long enough.
You got drafted.
Yeah.
But they were the best.
Yeah, but a lot of good stories, dude.
Any good story coming to mind from somebody, like a good story you heard in, uh, in prison?
Yeah, there's, there's one.
I'm actually, you're going to think less of me and I don't care.
That's fine.
I could tell you some stuff.
That would probably make it even.
There was a guy in my housing unit who was a serial killer.
He was called truck because he drove long distance trucks from east coast to the west coast.
And he would pick up prostitutes at, uh, truck stops and he would rape them and murder them,
drive them a couple of hundred miles down the highway
and then dump the bodies out.
So the cops estimated that he killed 14.
It was probably more than that.
But he strangled one and she survived.
And she was able to give the cops the license number.
Now this was in the days before DNA training, DNA testing.
So this guy...
Before DNA testing.
Yeah, this was in the 70s.
Oh, he'd been in for a long time.
He was doing life.
Got it.
So for reasons that were never clear to me,
this guy constantly sought my approval.
He was full of shit.
He would come up,
he had the worst breath
because he had just these black and rotten nubs
where his, that used to be his teeth.
And he was saying, he goes,
that makes my fucking dicks off, dude.
Awful.
He goes, you CIA?
And I said, yeah, I used to be.
He goes, I did work for the CIA.
I ran a shrimp boat full of weapons to Angola.
I go, get the fuck out of here.
I didn't know he was a serial killer.
I go, get the fuck out of here.
Shrimp boat to Angola.
Gola. Have you ever been on a shrimp boat? And I walked away. People are looking at me like,
are you crazy? Do you know who that is? Well, I didn't know who it was. So, um, instead of making
him mad, it just made him more actively seek my approval. So I'm a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
Oh yeah. And, um, he would say, hey, John, the Steelers are the game of the featured game of
the week. I saved you a seat in the TV room. I'm like, oh, thanks, truck. Like, okay. John, uh,
I know you listen to Classic Rock.
There's a new classic rock station, 1600 a.m.
You should check it out.
I'm like, okay, thanks, truck.
In the meantime, there's this guy we called Cat in the Hat
because he had this oddly elongated head,
like a birth defect, kind of giant cat in the hat head.
And he comes up to me one day and he said,
hey, I heard you had an empty bunk in your cell.
I want to move into your cell.
I heard it's a good cell.
And I said, well, not so fast, buddy.
I said, we don't allow any pedophiles in our cell.
and no rats.
I said, what's your crime?
He goes,
murder for hire.
And no f***es.
I don't even care about that.
Yeah.
But the other guy,
I can't speak for the other guys.
Yeah,
I was trying to like,
I was trying to be a part of the group,
you know?
Like, go on, go on.
So,
so he says,
murder for hire.
I said,
I don't think I like that
any better than the pedophiles of the rats.
What were the circumstances?
And he said,
I owed the mob a lot of money,
$100,000 in gambling.
I couldn't pay it.
So I took out a life insurance policy
on my business partner
and I hired a hitman to kill him
and the hitman got caught.
I said, let me think about it.
Well, think about it.
I went straight to the law library
and I looked up his case
and that wasn't it at all.
It was true.
He owed the mob $100,000.
He took out the life insurance policy.
He hired the hitman.
He got caught because of course
he's going to get caught
where's the first place
the cops are going to go.
And where the money went.
And he ratted out the hitman
so that he wouldn't get the federal death penalty.
Instead, he got 20 years.
So I said, no, rats in the room.
So he was mad at me.
Anyway, one day, Jake Tapper comes up to the prison to interview me,
and I get called down to the lieutenant's office.
Normally, if you're called down to the lieutenant's office,
it's to go to solitary.
If you come back, usually it's because you ratted somebody out.
Well, I went down there to sign the waiver
so I could give Jake Tapper the interview.
So I'm sitting in the TV room next to truck.
Truck was very, very sensitive about being called a chomo
because that girl that he strangled was 16,
which technically made him a chomo.
Right, right?
So truck's sitting here.
I'm sitting here.
Right here is cat in the hat with his back toward me.
He's on the computer.
There's like this internal internet,
not internet, internal email system.
He doesn't see me.
I'm sitting 18 inches away from him.
And then he says,
to the guy next to him. Do you hear?
Kiriaku got called down to the lieutenant's office.
He goes, that guy's a fucking rat.
He went down there to rat us out.
And I just sat there watching the game.
And then truck says, that fucking guy just called you a rat.
And I said, an hour ago, I heard him call you a chomo, which was a total lie.
I just made it up.
He didn't say a single word.
He just stood up, walked over here, and beat this guy almost to death.
they had to land a helicopter in the yard
to life flight Cat in the Hat to Pittsburgh.
They gave truck five more years.
And Cat's scanning the hat, huh?
Yeah, it's Cat Scanning the Hat.
See, and how come I didn't think of that?
Because I'm not a comedian.
I should have put that in my book.
I don't know.
Is there any real value of me thinking of that?
That's a good question.
Six weeks later, Cat in the Hat is finally released from the hospital.
He comes, he's all fucked up still.
And he's like this.
Somebody had told him what had happened.
He goes, I wanted to say, I'm sorry for calling you a rat.
I should never have said that.
And everybody stops to look to see what I'm going to say.
Well, what am I going to say?
Ah, forget it.
It's all water under the bridge.
I go, listen, look at me.
Look at me.
And he lifts his head up.
And I said, so help me, God.
If I ever hear my name cross your lips ever again, you're dead.
And there won't even find you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So everybody's like,
huh?
The CIA guy's tough after all.
But I said in the book,
one of my rules
that I learned at the CIA,
let others do your dirty work.
And then I get called down
to the lieutenant's office again.
Because as he's beating him,
I sat back down.
I'm watching the game.
Everybody else runs.
As soon as there's a fight,
everybody just runs like cockroaches.
That's insane, though, man.
So I'm watching the game.
Kariaku, lieutenant's office,
immediately.
They always do it the same way.
It's like a, they're,
their caricatures of themselves.
So I go down there.
And one of the lieutenants,
there are two of them.
And he says,
so tell us about this fight.
I go,
what fight?
What fight?
You're going to be a smart guy now.
I said,
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
The fight.
We had four cameras
showing you saying something
to that crazy person
and then he got up
and beat the other guy.
I said,
I was watching the Steelers game.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, you're not going to tell us about the fight.
I said, you know what?
Maybe I will tell you about the fight.
Maybe it was you that started the fight.
Did you ever think of that?
Maybe it wasn't me.
I was an innocent bystander.
Maybe you put them up to fight each other.
I think I might make a complaint against you.
He goes, get the fuck out of my office.
And I wrote in my book, Rule number one.
Admit nothing.
Deny everything.
Make counter accusations.
And as I was walking out, I just said,
exactly
dang bro
I don't even know
what to think anymore
you know
sometimes that's where you get people
to that point
you're like this
they pushed me
and pushed me
and pushed me
and at sentencing
the judge
sentenced me
to a minimum
security work camp
and the CIA
was furious
that I got such a light
sentence
and I was going to
minimum security camp
so the CIA
intervened
to send me to
a media
sorry a low security
prison
which is an
actual prison with the double, you know, walls.
They were furious that I.
Yeah, it was.
When I was first charged, I mean, this is a potential death penalty case, three counts
of espionage for talking to ABC News and the New York Times.
Because you were talking to them about torture, right?
What cases specifically were you talking to him about?
Abu Zabeda.
And they were furious because nobody had ever confirmed that there was a torture program.
And I said it was illegal.
Besides being immoral and unethical, it's illegal.
You want to torture people.
God bless.
But you got to change the law first.
We're a nation of laws.
Which countries do you think had the toughest torture programs over the years?
Or do you even know?
Over the years, like let's go back a hundred years.
The Chinese, the Vietnamese, and the Belgians.
The Belgians, if you can imagine.
The horrors that they perpetrated in Congo.
of epic proportions.
Yeah, the Russians, the Iranians, the Israelis, the United States.
Is it weird?
Like, we talk about the term terrorism now,
but it's like it definitely feels like when you talked about it a few,
a little bit earlier, it's like, it feels for now that it's like,
how much is America like a terrorist state in the world?
And I hate to say that because this is the country that we live in.
Yeah.
But it's like, I think at a certain point, if you use,
you know, I don't know.
I don't know, you know, it's got to be hard to figure that out.
But it's like, you know, it's like when do you use like fear tactics and that sort of thing to make sure that everything's okay, you know?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like, do you, here's my question, do you think it's possible for America to get to a place where we're an actual peacekeeper?
or do you think it's possible to keep peace without terror?
It would make any sense or not?
Yeah, that's a hard question.
Good.
And I think my answer has changed over the years.
I believed for a very long time that we were the good guys.
I was a true believer.
That's why I worked there.
We were the good guys.
And I think as people we still are.
As citizens, we still are.
Agreed.
Agreed.
We still are.
Somebody commented on a Facebook post that I made the other day.
like I heard you say that the United States is the best country in the world.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I said, I believe that the United States is the best country in the world.
That's why I live here.
I could go live in some other country if I wanted to, but this is the best country in the world.
We have problems.
Every country has problems.
But the reason why I'm as active and as vocal as I am is because I want to change the things that I disagree with.
I don't think we should be a nation.
that tortures people or murders people without trial.
If somebody is a clear and present danger,
which is the language that's used in the amendment
to 12333, 3,33, okay, clear and present danger.
They're getting ready to, you know,
deliver the dirty bomb or, you know, whatever.
Okay.
Sometimes we have to work in the shadows.
Awful, but it's a fact of life.
But if you just send teams around the world
to kill people whose politics you don't like,
people who have never been charged with a crime,
then shame on us.
That's not what the founding fathers gave us.
So if you want to torture people,
you got to change the law.
Ronald Reagan said,
we were a shining city on a hill, right?
We were a beacon of hope
for human rights and civil rights and civil liberties.
That's the country I want to be.
Same.
That's what most people want to be.
Exactly.
Do you think we can get back to that place,
or what do you think?
I think it's possible.
You do?
I think it's going to take a very long time, but I think it's possible.
And I think we have to start by trying to snap out of this mindset that we have to be the world's policeman.
Yeah.
Like, why?
I have relatives in Greece and friends all over Europe, and they ask me the same question all the time.
Why are you guys doing this?
Yeah.
Like, did we really need to overthrow Libya?
Gaddafi, rather, in Libya?
I think a lot of people don't know what's going on.
They just want their families to be okay.
They don't want data centers.
A lot of people do not want AI.
They don't give us shit about it.
It's not going to benefit them.
I'm genuinely frightened.
Oh, the Pope is frightened.
I'm trying to get the Pope to come and I offered that I would go to the Vatican and talk with the Pope.
I just want to learn about what he thinks.
Yeah.
The Archbishop of the Greek Orthodox Church just issued an encyclical,
100% supporting everything the Pope said on this.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, it would be a blessing to get to talk with them and just learn.
I just want to like be able to like, you know, share a message, be a part of Nike, not me share it, but just be like, you know, just part of the telephone game of helping or being a part of the message getting out if I can.
Yeah.
Because I do think it's important.
We don't want that.
Nobody wants it.
30 people want it.
A hundred people want it with a lot of power.
Exactly.
We don't want it.
Exactly.
Yes.
Nobody wants it.
You're right.
Nobody wants it.
Yeah, there it is right there.
It's encyclical.
Yeah, I read about this.
I've read part of the popes, but I haven't seen this new one.
This is from the Orthodox Church.
Yeah, the Greek Orthodox Archbishop.
It's Elpidoforos, his name, endorsing everything the Pope said about AI.
You have a new podcast.
Thanks, Sean, for hanging out.
Sorry if I haven't had the best questions at certain point.
No, your questions were great, and they cut right to the heart of things.
Trying to get my brain back on track a little bit.
It's just been like a long month.
But before you do leave, I know you have a podcast that you're starting your own.
finally, thank you.
Finally, thank you.
You've been on all of them,
so you have to start your own.
I'm excited.
The briefing room?
Yeah, John Kyriaku's briefing room.
John Kyriaku's briefing room.
We're going to launch it in about four weeks.
If you go to Real John Kiriaku on YouTube,
it'll pop up saying coming soon.
Please, please, please subscribe.
And I have another one too called John Kiriaku's Dead Drop
that's on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
It's just story after story.
after story and it's it's been actually very popular been very lucky we've gone up to number five
in the history category worldwide oh it's exciting really yeah very exciting yeah it's an exciting
time i mean that's one thing that we also have to remember is like sure things seem this way and that way
but also it isn't like if you can see excitement as like being of all things and not just
things that seem positive but things that could seem um to be decided
then there is a lot of excitement.
And so that's like a nice way to think about things.
Agreed.
And this is your book, The Ultimate God of CIA Skills, Tactics, and Techniques.
Is there a basic one you can give us out of the book, man?
That's just something that you can notice about people.
Yeah.
The part that I'm proudest of in this book is the section on surveillance and surveillance detection.
I took it so seriously that I actually became a surveillance instructor at the CIA
for the last two years that I was at headquarters.
I'll tell you, something that happened to me when I was in Pakistan, I was always very, very, very
careful about my own personal security. And I noticed one day, I was staying at a guest house,
a little 14-room guest house. And I noticed one day there's a guy in a motorcycle, he's trying
really hard to stay in my blind spot. And the only reason I even noticed him was he had a red
motorcycle helmet on. And nobody in Pakistan wore motorcycle helmets. I don't even know where you would buy
a motorcycle helmet. So I was like, huh, that's funny. I speed up. He speeds up. I slow down. He slows down.
I change lanes. He changes lanes. I'm like, oh, this isn't good. I get to the entrance to the
diplomatic quarter, which was the part of town where all the embassies were. And he breaks off.
Well, I work like 14, 15, 16 hours every single day. I get to work when it's dark. I leave work
when it's dark. And so I pull out of the diplomatic quarter and the guy's on me again. And I was like,
oh, this is definitely not good. I was worried about it all night. So the next morning, I get up at
5 o'clock in the morning. And I'm taking a different route to work every day. I'm leaving it a different
time every day. My roots to work don't make any sense. Just to make sure I'm not being followed.
And now twice I am being followed. There's a definition of surveillance at the CIA. It's multiple
sightings at time and distance. So you see that.
the person more than once at different times of the day and at different places.
So we have a database.
So I put in the database when I first arrived.
I think I'm under surveillance.
It's a motorcycle.
Here's the license number.
This is a description of the guy.
He's wearing a red helmet.
Next day, I get up at 5 o'clock in the morning.
I just open the door a crack.
I look up and down the street.
I don't see anybody.
So they had assigned us these like poles, these retracting poles with a mirror on the bottom.
So I look under my car.
I don't see any explosives or tracking devices or anything.
So you got to be careful, you know.
So I get in the car, I go like two blocks and the guy's on me again.
So I finally get to the office and I waited for the security officer to come in and I said, listen, I'm under surveillance.
I'm 100% sure I'm under surveillance.
I told him about the three sightings.
He's like, ooh, this isn't good.
I said, I know.
He said, we have to wait until the chief comes in.
So finally the chief comes in around seven.
and I said, I'm under surveillance, 100% certain.
So I explained to him the three different sightings.
And he's like, well, you know what you have to do?
And I said, I know.
He goes, you never popped your cherry that way, did you?
Let's shoot somebody?
Uh-huh.
And I said, nope, never needed to.
He's like, well, we're going to have teams out there.
Don't worry.
We're going to have guys all around you.
You're not going to be alone.
I'm like, okay, all right.
I was very worried.
So I get back to my office.
My office, it was me, I was the only staff officer,
and six retirees who had all been in the senior intelligence service.
Every one of the six had either been the chief or deputy chief of Near Eastern operations.
One had been the assistant deputy director of the CIA,
but they all came back after 9-11 for patriotic reasons.
But if you're a contractor, you can't be the chief.
So they all worked for me, right?
and word got around there like don't worry buddy we're all going to be out there don't worry about a thing
I'm like I'm very worried that afternoon I have a meeting at a safe house that we shared with the
Pakistani intelligence service we interrogated a prisoner and I get up to leave and I don't know
what possessed me to stop and I turned and I said general Muhammad are you following me
and he says no why I said because I'm under surveillance I'm a
100% sure that I'm under surveillance.
And I'm going to kill the guy this afternoon.
And he's like, no, it's not us.
I never saw him again.
So weeks later, we heard that a bunch of them were sitting around the table.
And one of them said, the new guy, Kariaku, he's a nice guy.
And everybody's like, yeah, he's a very nice guy.
And then one of them said, you know what, nobody's that nice.
he's probably being nice
just to
trick us
into a sense of complacency
we don't know what he's doing
when he's not here
he's probably spying on us
I wasn't
but they put
the worst surveillance officer
in the entire Pakistani
intelligence service on me
so instead of two blocks back
he's right there in my blind spot
and it was only because I stopped
before I got to the door that afternoon
and ask General Muhammad if they were following me.
That's the only reason that guy's not in the ground today.
I was going to kill him that after him.
Were you?
Oh, yes, I was.
Dang, John, I'm about to pop off, bro.
I was convinced he was going to kill me.
That big guy.
That's crazy, bro.
Dang, dude, I think everybody wants to shoot somebody.
But they don't let you.
I worked with a guy, great friend, go to the same church,
from the same men's group.
They don't let you.
And he's a psychiatrist.
Sorry.
You made me laugh.
He's a psychiatrist.
And he said to me,
I find it fascinating
that you don't have PTSD.
And I said, is that good or bad?
He said, from a psychiatric point of view?
And I said, yeah, he goes, not good.
I said, I wasn't afraid of those people, Steve.
I was not afraid of them.
Yeah, it is interesting, man.
The things that we hold, what's going on inside of us,
you know, how it comes out, what gets figured out, you know.
You just never know.
You never know what's going to bother you.
You never know what's going to stick in your mind
and bother you and fester for years.
It happens.
Yeah.
The stories, man.
I ain't about just making a story, you know?
I mean, you seem like a kind of guy
that likes to make a story, you know?
I like telling these stories.
And people say, I have...
And living a story, though, I mean.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, listen, I'm an adrenaline junkie.
I don't know what I would do
if I didn't have these stories in my past.
I'd be like, oh, my God.
My first wife, she's like,
I want to move back to Ohio,
and I want you to sell car insurance
with my cousin Dean.
I said, I would rather cut my throat
than move to Ohio and sell insurance with your cousin Dean.
I'd rather join the Aryan Brotherhood in prison.
Seriously.
Seriously.
And you did.
And I did.
I think, look.
Insurance next time.
Yeah, next life.
John, tell your son I said what's up that you mentioned on the way in.
Thank you.
Max.
Max, tell him I said what's up.
And is Kyriaku?
Is it Greek?
Greek.
I was thinking about that.
You have a new book.
You have a new podcast.
Thank you so much for your time, brother.
Thank you.
Thanks for the invitation.
Great to meet you.
You too, man.
It's a pleasure.
Thank you.
Thanks.
