This Past Weekend - #673 - Jshock

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

JShock is a streamer, content creator and time keeper from Long Island, New York. He was recently a participant in Kai Cenat’s Streamer University. JShock joins Theo to talk about his journey from the post office to viral fame, the art of mucking, and using his disability as a tool to achieve greatness. JShock: https://www.instagram.com/jshock9nine/  ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ  Mountain Dew: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at http://mountaindew.com. Blue Chew: Discover your options at http://BlueChew.com! Buy two months and get the third for FREE with promo code THEO. Acorns: Go to http://acorns.com/theo to get your $20 bonus investment today! Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo  Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes.  ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Mail stuff to:  ATTN: TPW PO BOX 40137 Nashville TN 37204 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend X: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/  Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/  Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He's a content creator and a music producer at a Long Island. in New York. He just participated in Kai Sinat's Streamer University. Had a great time getting to know him. It's Shocker Clock. Today's guest is Jay Shock. Shock looking sharp, boy. Jack O'Clock.

Shock O'Clock, bro. Bro, dude. Yeah, yes, bro. I had you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. Thank you for having me. You bet, man. me how to do the look away handshakes. No look handshake? Yeah. That was

created completely by accident. But you come in and you go up for the look. Okay. And just look at the watch if you have one. Or you can look at your phone. Okay. And this, you just do it. So here, if I got my phone, I'm doing it like... Yeah, like, nice. What's your name? And then... Yeah, Theo. Don't look at me. Okay. Sorry.

Fuck. Dude, dude. It's in the directions. And I messed up. Okay. All right. Hold the phone with that hand. With this hand. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, what's your name? Awesome. Good to meet you, man. That's great. Yes. Yeah. How you do it? Do you want to know how that happened? Yeah.

So I went into a deli with my friend to get a chopped cheese. Which is typical for an Italian, right? Exactly. That's a national pastime. Yes. And on the island where I'm from, they don't really have chopped cheeses, but this deli have one. It was in Carl Place or something. We go in, and there's this old guy named Frank, 75, 80 years old. and we get in there

and he's like going crazy like do you know who this is do you know who's in your deli right now random customer he's like I'm your biggest fan and it was the oldest fan I ever met and he orders us food me and my cameraman food

we get out I'm like we gotta do a video now Drew so we get him and in the video you see me walking up to the guy Antonio and he hands me his phone he's like what's your handle

and I type it in his phone and I'm like what's your name and I said he said Antonio I'm like okay meet you. If I didn't even click. There it is. Look,

it's right here. Oh, you're, oh, so this got clipped. Oh, course. Months after. Who blindly goes, who just gives their hand to a man they don't even know

near a bunch of boar's head meat? I mean, that's correct. Who just randomly off? Because God only gives you two hands, Jayshok. And you're just like, here, I'm just going to offer one of,

what if that guy would have just, he could have just, dude, that guy could have He could have smack my head. Look, I have no hair on my head. He could have smacked it off. He could have put it right in this mouth. It's like, don't feed the bears.

We don't know what this guy's been up to. So now, a couple weeks later, it is TikTok? Okay, so if you click the comments, it should come up blue, like no look handshake. So if something is trending, it'll be like a blue comment. And it kept popping up on all my videos, then I didn't know what it was. So one day I went to Florida and my uncle's like, next time, look a guy in the face when you give him a handshake and I was like, what do you mean? He's like, it's all over the internet.

You didn't shake the guy's hand. Your uncle told you that. Finally clicked. Look at this. This is what's going on. Why, you know looking them all? I did it to Kai. You know, Kai Sinai?

Yeah, for sure. When I got the stream, here, there it is. That one right there. Look at this. I hear them going to go quick. Whoa. Bro, you had it loaded too there. It's almost like you got to like, it's like you got that thing on you, you know?

You got that thang on you. got that Draco right there. Bro, that's beautiful, dude. Do you have like a signature move like that? I don't really. Sometimes it's like waving goodbye to people, crying in a driveway of something I've done a decent amount over the years.

I don't know if that's a signature move, really. You know what? I'm going to think about that. Do I have a signature move, you think, Trevin? Like, if you were doing a wrestling move, I would hit that. Just hit the Shacko Clock on them. Oh, hit the Shackleck and the...

Body flick. Yeah. Dude, yeah, what would you be a good way? Your signature move is, it's more of a catchphrase, I think. What else? Oh, yeah. Which one? I say what else a lot?

Because it's like, sometimes if I'm talking to somebody, I don't like there to be like a lot of like downtime in the conversation. So I'll be like, if things get real quiet. What else? Yeah. In a minute. Yeah. I've had a lot of different viral moments like that. Oh, yeah.

I've seen a lot. That was one of the biggest one, not intentionally, but like I think the first major video. I did was me going to Chili's. And I said, first time trying Chili let's see what all the hype's about. And that video got like 2 million views. Is there hype about that? I guess there is. There's got to be some hype around Chili's, no?

Yeah, that's true, that's true. Triple Dipper? Oh, I don't even know how, yeah. What were we, I can't believe we were double-dipping. How did you find this? How was he so quick with it? Oh, there you are. So this is when, look at my hair, how different I look.

Bro, you look freaking, you look. I look like it. Oh, you look like business, casual. What are you? I look like a different human being. Yeah, dude, you definitely... And I used to drink. I don't drink anymore.

That's what I heard. You look at this lady that you used to teach PE to us as well. So this is my friend Andrew. He took a ginormous sip of course. You're going to see here. And what, Coors light? A little silver bullet. Look at this.

Humongous sip. You don't kill a werewolf. It won't kill a J-shock, though, huh? Completely different style back then. Dude, welcome, bro. Thanks for coming in, man. Thanks for hanging out, bro. Yeah, you bet, man. When is, uh, bro, when is, when is shock o'clock?

Un-officially, it's at 909. Okay. 9-09 is my time. It is why is that? It is a clock time. I just love the number nine. I was born April 9th, 1999. The number 99 has a lot of significance to me.

Like, I rate out of nine. You know when I rate my food, I rate only out of nine. I'm the only one that doesn't. that? One to nine? One to nine, because mathematically it makes no sense, but philosophically it does. So out of nine, I think you should always be at 99% and always try to become perfect, because we'll never be perfect.

Nothing's ever perfect. So when I read out of nine, it's basically like, you know, the 10 is perfect, because we're taught in school 10, it's perfect. You know, you get 100 in school, you're going to 8 plus, you get 100%. I like to be at 99% and always try to be better. So it makes sense like that. But mathematically, if you read a 9, it would technically be 100%. That's shockinomics, dude.

Shockinomics. I like that. That's what we're figuring out here, dude. But, dude, do they have shock o'clock during, like, do they even have it during daylight savings time and stuff? Like, is it? Yes. Well, set the clocks back, send them forward.

It's always shock o'clock. It doesn't matter. Always on the wrist. So now when I have no watches on, and shock o'clock on the wrist. Okay. When I have a watch on, it's shock o'clock on the dot. So if you go back to my older videos,

you could see if I'm wearing a watch, I'm like, shocko clock on the dot, today we're having whatever. And is there a day of the year when there's no shocking? Like, is there like a one day of like, is there a day of the year where it's like... No clocking. Yeah, we're not, yeah, the clock is not shockable.

It's not even plugged in. You know what I'm saying? Like, is there a day when it's off? It's always on. Really? Mr. Vaughn, it's always on. Even Christmas? Every day.

I recorded, last Christmas, or, yeah, last Christmas, I was panicking because I didn't have a video. Because I was on a, when I quit my job and even before it, I was recording every day and posting every day and editing every day, same day, same video for 365 days. I posted every day. I got all the way up to over a million followers, and it worked. But the clock was always ticking.

It never ends. I think maybe if I go to like church or something, it's off. Okay. Like there's no cameras. Even though people try to take pictures of me, I'm like, this is the Lord's house. Right. You know, it can't be. Jesus ain't posted on the gram today, you know?

Well, we got to honor him. There's a bigger J. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, there's a bigger J on that day for sure. I find it really hard to take breaks, especially with food. There's all these new items coming out, like new, I don't know, pickle bubble gum or some crap, you know, like crazy, flaming hot.

Oh, yeah, barbecue napkins or something. There's always some shit. There's always like a new thing. They're like, yeah, man, we got this new like Chipotle spare tires or whatever for you. Flaming hot toilet paper, you know? It's always some bull, yeah. Something coming out. You know, it's like we got new Chipotle hair spray or whatever, some type of shit.

It's like, what do we? I saw they made McDonald's scented candles. N'uh. Based on all the dipping sauces, their candles. Oh, that's beautiful. It's a pop some sweet and sour. you know. Oh, I would definitely put one of those on.

Look at this. If I'm having a funeral, put a couple of those on, brother. You have a favorite sauce, like condiment? Yeah, probably. I would say Zitzaki or I would probably say or mustard brought, you know what? I had a dream two nights ago that mustard was making a big comeback. What?

Did it even fall off? Oh, I think mustard fell off, brother. I think it did. I mean, I think I like, yeah, when it was the last time you even heard anybody talk about it. Nobody.

Nobody's like, yo, I'm going to get some mustard out and put it on something. And it's back, Jashat. But dude, so here's what I want to,

so let's go into this. Dude, thanks so much for coming in, bro. Thank you for having me. Yeah. It's definitely an honor, bro.

Yes, sir. It's been a blessing to see you. And you know, and you know, just call me, sir, you can just say yes. Okay, sir.

Okay, sir. And, it's just been like, You came on my radar, like I would see a lot of clips and stuff. And then I was talking with Sketch and he's like, bro, you got to meet my friend Jayshok. He's like the greatest guy ever. He thinks you're like, you know, he's like, you're this marinara savior, you know, this little, you know, he thinks you're this new sort of angel of the world, you know. Yeah.

Did you see any clips of us in Dreamer U? Oh, dude, I saw the one. What's the one where you guys, one of your shirts on that one was crazy? Oh, that was funny when we spin out the door. So he was trying to teach me manners for my homecoming date at prom or at homecoming. And I was trying to get the door for him. And I did like a, look.

This is so class. Oh, dude. Then I did a spin, like a transition. Look at this. Whoop. Oh, yeah. Right through. Foh.

We had so many good moments together. And it all was so natural and real. And I told, like, him and a lot of people, like, if I ever met Big Big. people like, I don't know, celebrities like Post Malone or, I don't know, Jamie Hertz. I just want to be friends. Like, I want to be your friend, you know. I don't care about the cameras or publicity the following.

I just, I want to build good friendships. Yeah. And sketch to me is like my brother, literally. We connected such a good way and he was the realest person at that school. Oh, dude. He's just, yeah, he's a special guy, man. He's one of the few guys that'll just call him, like, check on me every now and then. Yeah.

Just kind of see what's going on. He's got a big heart. Yes, sir. Yeah. I just saw him a few weeks ago, bro. love season. Oh yeah, people made this. Who made this? My clipper Danny. He's like my stream manager, one of my best friends, and he made that instantly. Because it was sketchy's idea to make that pose, and we actually turned it into a t-shirt. Oh, it's beautiful. It's funny as hell. God,

is beautiful. Two young fellows out there, just learning how their bodies work, just spreading their manicotti out of the world. Hey, if they were do a sequel, the guys you know I got it. You would do it. Oh, it would be perfect, man. You could make your own. I mean, that's the thing. With streaming or with taking clips from streams, it's just like a moment these days is almost like a whole movie. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Was 20 years ago. So J-Shok Jerome, that's your real name?

Jerome, yes, sir. Do you use that at all? Or you just go by J-Shop? Maybe like my parents call me Jerry. They do call you Jerry? I hate that. Really? Yeah, that's what I went my whole life.

Jerry. Jerry. Jerry! Jerry, you get the water? Yeah. What water? Bring your clothes down. With something on fire?

Jerry, too much cologne. That's a big thing in Italian household. No, you know what it is? Jerry, is this dirty? He'll be like, is this dirty? Yeah, yeah. All day. Why, because your mother's just doing your laundry?

Yeah, like, well, I try to do it, but I don't get to. Yeah. It's going to be done a certain way, you know. I'm afraid I'll blow up the laundry machine, I guess. But that's part of, uh, that's part of Italian culture is somebody. A mother's got to be doing your laundry. But my dad does it. Really?

He practically is out doing some dirty things at that laundry machine. Is he one of those nouveau kind of dads? Like, is he one of... He's like, I love him, but he loves to do stuff. Got to be mowing the lawn when it's raining. Does he have a shirt on or off when he's mowing? It's on. He's got his carter, or timberlands on, you know?

Damn, really? Was he listening to 50 cents? What's he listening to when he's out there? Springsteen, what's he listening to out there? probably some rock and roll, something, run DMC, something like that. Oh, tough. He's from Hollis.

He was a fireman for 23 years. Really? Yeah. Take me into this, man. Take me into the origin story of how, like before you were even like a J. Spark in your father's eye, right? Like, take me back then. Like, I want to go, I want to get into like...

We're going to go all the way back? I want to go all the way back. I want to go into like the ingredients of the manicotti, right? I want to go into like... Queue that music. Yeah. Yeah. That Twilight Zone, Dr. Strain music.

Yeah, yeah. Because there's a lot of rumors. But I want to know, like, where your parents, where did they meet at, right? Do you know that story? They met at a club. Okay. My mom. You're going to have to take, I want you to take me there, right?

I want you to set the season. Okay. I want you to set it. Because there's a lot of rumors. I got you, right? I'm telling you everything. Because there's rumors. There's rumors out there that, you know, it was two people got caught hugging outside of his

Barrow pizza or whatever, you know? It's like, there's a lot of rumors out there. So great, I've heard, can I, I swear or no. Yeah, you can swear. There's some crazy shit out there about, like, me and all this dumb stuff. Oh, there's crazy. It was two people, two Italians tickling each other outside of his barrow or whatever. And that's how you got started, right?

So take me, I want to know how did you really, who lit that Jay Spark to begin with. The Jay Wave. Yeah. So my dad went to a club in the Bronx, I believe the Bronx. And was your dad a club or what kind of guy was he? I don't know, really. He doesn't really tell me about that stuff. Like, if he, I asked him about, like, you know,

you ever get any action before Mom? And he'd like, did something on a bench. Yeah. Oh, wait. Something on a bench. Yeah, I mean, Forrest got me. Look, yeah. It might have, yeah.

He had a mustache, too, so he had that. Oh, we had a mustache. You know what I'm saying? Oh, the ladies love that, that little word curtain. Mm-hmm. They pet that thing. So they were at a club, and he went up to my mom, and he's like, hey, you want to dance?

What's your name? she's like Debbie and he's like Betty she walked away eventually went back up there they danced and then he called her house a night after and she didn't pick up and then she called again

he called again my grandpa who I called Chuckie who's not here anymore he picked up and they went out you know hung out for a while eventually got married my dad proposed to my mom with a fortune cookie he put a ring in

a fortune cookie. Like imagine how many Chinese tank out one night, boom, ring. That's ball in knowledge. Dude, that's unbelievable. Well, it's just such a choice because you know it's hard after a little bit of Chinese food not to go for the dessert.

So now they had a kid. They only had me in Cape Cod. That's where the magic happened. You were conceived out in Cape Cod. And do you know, like, what was it like? Yeah, I know exactly where it was. You do? Was it a stormy night?

what was going on out there? A store. It was shock. Yeah. It was like maybe there was lightning. Maybe it struck the tip of my dad's Johnson. Yeah, his clock tower.

Shocker clock? I don't know, dude. I'm just saying, yeah. I'm wondering, like, we, because here's a thing, like, Jay Shock has been born to the world, right? And so we have to have the origin story. So it's two, your parents, they fell in love.

They got married. And I, yes, they got married, right. They had me after they got married, I think. Oh, really? So you might have been married? You might have been conceived out of wedlock? I don't know. That's a fucking, but.

That was a Jay shot to your grandmother, I bet, for sure. A thunderstorm while it was happening, while the process was going down. And what township was that in? Do you know? What town? Yeah. It was in North Turro Topmast Resort in Cape Cod. I go there every year.

I had to cut my trip short this year because I had to go to Streamer U. And it was the first year I left in every year we go a ton of families. Bring it up. It's the best. Top Mest, North Terrell, Cape Cod is my Disney World. Wow. And this is where you were conceived at as well. Place ever.

So you were conceived here, now you go back there to the scene of the freaking beautiful crime. We got to go here. You like seafood? I don't know if we just met. Yes, I like seafood, but I don't even know. I would take you to the best lofty restaurant ever. Oh, they got the lobsters? God.

Dude. A little lobster muckman. I would love a little bit of lobster. But lobster gets to be too much if you have too much lobster at once. Do you notice that? Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. So anyway, fast forward.

I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time. What's that? I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time. How about 4 pounds? Uh-uh. You can handle that? All the meat. Uh-uh.

But 4 pounds? What's your body weight, though? 125, 1-30. So you're saying you can eat 2. 2% of your body weight in lobster? Why not? Why not let me fly? Yeah.

Yeah, you're right now. Anyways. Why not eat 2 pounds of my own body weight in lobster, bro? You want me to tell you the rest of the lore? Yeah, dude, can I tell you also, though, I had a dream that there was a parrot, and he, uh,

and I had a dream that somebody got you a parrot, and it could say, Shark o'clock, bro. We gotta get a parrot that says that. Just that. Yeah. Shock a clock. Chalko clock?

Yeah, dude. What color would it be? Huh? Oh, probably the Italian flag colors, I'm guessing, bro. I don't even know if they have something like that. If you guys see something like that, if you guys find something in AI or something, put something. Italian parrot that says shock o'clock. I'll put a watch around his nose or something.

Yeah, put a watch around his neck, brother. Uh-huh. Yeah. Shocker clock. Dude, how great would that be, bro? You had a dream? Huh? That was a dream.

You had a dream that I had? What the hell? Because I just knew you were... No way. Oh, let's go. Let's go, bro. That's my favorite color, too. Green.

Dr. Oh, that's it, dude. How do you not have 11 of these? You know who would buy... We need nine of them. You know, yeah, we need nine of them. 99. Oh, there we go, bro.

Bro, I got 99 Paris But a bitch ain't one, bro You feel me, that's all I'm saying That is so funny Dude, you know who would buy these for you Probably has them in his yard Who?

Jake Paul Does those? Yeah, dude, he lives He lives in I think Puerto Rico But he's got these in his yard Oh, I'd love to go there I'm Puerto Rican

You are? I'm Greek Italian and Puerto Rican Oh my God Huh? You're a freaking islander. I am. Dude, you were conceived at a United Nations meeting, huh? You tell him, look at this. He's got some... This is Jake Paul's house?

I don't know. But he definitely has some parrots. Damn. I'm sure he's got a few parrots over there. That'd be crazy. I think I've seen him with parents. You ever see that dude, the real Tarzan? No-uh.

Yo. Good guy? He's cool. I want to do a parrot muck-mang with him. He's got a bunch of animals. He's crazy. Crazy. Let me see him.

Oh, damn. You never seen this guy? No, uh, where is this at? Indiana? Who knows? He goes to India. He goes to Africa. And he, he, like, he'll grab him.

That's a real cobra right there. Oh, he's like that. He looks like Tyron Woodley a little bit. Slap it around a little bit. Oh. You think that cobra feels any more scared of this guy because the guy's jacked? Like, you think a snake can tell if you're jacked? I think the, the cobra knows that's so powerful, but this guy,

feels like he's one with that cobra man he'll pick up freaking bears and apes and all this crazy shit man oh my gosh he's a legend what kind of and have you ever met this fella I wish bro look at the one right there where he has it around his neck

dude he's crazy what is that oh my god he sleeps with him too he's got a you ever see the fruit loop parrot a two can he has one what

Yeah Oh he's really living large And oh he's got beautiful pets What's this guy's name? The real Tarzan The Real Tarzan Yeah he's cool man Mike Holston

You like animals like that I like animals like that Yeah I used to sell animals I was growing up What's your animal of choice bro I've heard that you have a few pets I want you to guess Oh oh like my

My favorite animal or like what I like that I've heard that you have some pets I've heard that you don't You don't have any pets I wish I did Really? I want a dog.

I used to have three Wattweilers at different times. That was my thing. Big dogs. What made you get those? My dad just liked them. My mom loved them. They've been good guard dogs, you know. And they just look cute, you know?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. My favorite animal is a bald eagle, though, because it could see when I can't. Because I have really bad eyesight, and I feel like my spirit animal is a bald eagle. Fuck, dude. It could feel like.

Everything, man. You know what I'm saying? You can see through people's BS. Yeah. Oh, I love that, bro. Dude, imagine if one of them fucking picked you up, too. These things can pick up a lot of stuff. I think it could pick me up.

Dude, two bald eagles could definitely pick you up. Two? Yeah. I think so. How much can they say they can pick up? I bet you didn't need how many, yeah, let's see how many bald eagles it would take to pick you up. 130 pounds. A bald eagle can typically lift you off three to four pounds.

Yeah, see. Oh, I thought they could do more. Like a little shock juniors. Oh, they could, yeah, they could be like, yeah. So how many would it take to pick up me? A little four pounds. A little shock nugget or whatever? Maybe like...

Dude, what about a... Dude, what about... A pelican. Yeah, it would take probably 40. Let me see. It would be like a hundred and... It would take 40 pelicans. It would take...

No, it would take 40 eagles. I can't do math. I can't. Definitely can't do math. Forty to 45 to 50 bald eagles to carry a grubon. own man. Well, let's test it out. It's shock a clock, dude. It's shock a clock, bro. Yes, sir. Great. Y'all ever think about how something got it start? Like Mountain Dew. I always thought

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fell in love that you were conceived out at this beach place where you still go to this and your family still goes there for vacation. Oh, we go there every year with my friends too now. Okay. We're in our home room, do our own thing, you know? Good time there. And would you ever, would that be some of the first place you would meet ladies and stuff? Dude, let me tell you this.

I'm my first kiss there. Yeah. Yeah, my first kiss on that bed. Girl named Julie. Uh-uh. I pulled this shit out of my back pocket. What happened? So I like this girl for so long.

Yeah. Every year we would go and her sister liked me too. So one year there was this other girl that came, because it's all different families. And I ended up liking her over this other girl. And I kind of forgot about her. And the next year I came back, and then she forgot about me. She started messing with some other dude.

So I was like, I got to make a move this year. So we're on a bed because we all had different rooms. They ran on the water. And we were all together. And I told one of my girlfriend, I'm like, yo, go get me some Oreo cookies. I got to do something. She goes to get through other cookies. She never comes back.

And we're just talking about family getting personal. And I'm like, yeah, so you'll be okay, right? With all this family stuff happening? She goes, yeah. I'm like, I know you will. She's shocked. Right? Then she started crying.

Oh. What happened? Did you kiss her really fast? Like a bird? No, I just, I did it. We were cool. I went back to my room. And apparently she started crying.

She sent me a text message. so sorry, but I like somebody else. I'm like, it's all good. Next day, like, kept it kind of chill, but I was like, I waited too long. I've convinced. I would have been dating that girl until today if I didn't wait that long, you know? Like you should have done it a summer before you mean.

Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Dang. Dude, love is wild like that. Love is wild. She actually hit me up. But love has a time on the vine. Yeah, she's a great person, great family.

Love has a time on the vine where it gets ripe and then it falls. off. You know what I'm saying? You think so? Yeah, I think so, man. You just told me it's like... Well, I think you're right about that. I think you told me that.

I don't know. I haven't had a girlfriend in nine or ten years. Wow. 2018. It was the last time I had a girlfriend. Really? Last time I did anything. Dang.

Yeah. So you got, uh... So you got love on the brain, though. I got... So you got a lot of love to give? I got a lot of love to give and trying to receive it. man. Amen. You know.

But when you put so much out there, man, your energy is so just like, I don't know, it makes me, I think it makes, it reminds people to just be themselves. You have to be. The best that they can. Dude, I'll tell you this story. So one time we went to the beach and, uh, are you comfortable? Yes, sir. Okay. We went to the beach and, uh, it was like down in like Panama City or Destin or something and at night, like the kids would go walk out on the beach at night. Like that was the thing. And you know, like if you were 14, or whatever you.

It was like right around that time where parents were like, yeah, you can go out of the beach, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Stay out of the ocean or whatever. But go have a good time. So during the day we would go

sneak liquor or something and bury it out on the sand or whatever. Then we'd go find it and dig it up later at night and drink it out there. Okay. But anyway, one night I'm out there. My buddy had met some friends. He's talking to them.

So I went, I'm kind of walking down the beach and I met this gal. And so we start like kind of talking and she's like it's a full moon. She's talking about this full moon. stuff and then we end up like going out in the water and kind of like um kind of kissing or whatever a little bit and so it was like very romantic you know and then we come back and we go back like over by the hotel or the motel whatever we're staying in and we got into like the lights that were over there

and she was like 35 years old and i and i was like 14 or what and we just didn't realize i think like because it was dark out there we just didn't realize it was like a such a age difference And bro, and so we just both looked at each other. We're like, what the heck? I think like the way the moonlight hit us, you just couldn't tell. You hooked up with a cougar when you were 14? Yeah, brother. And I was just out there on the beach just trying to,

but it was just that, you know, when you're out there in the summer. That late night jam, that love, summer love. Everything sounds like love. Yes. Everything sounds like love music, too. Just the waves hitting. The moon sounds like it just hit. Smell.

Oh, the smell of sea goals eating ravioli. I know. The moon seems like it only came up just to watch people kiss, you know? Oh. You're getting like a painting an image right now. I feel like we're at a beach. Dude, it's beautiful, brother. Yeah.

That's one thing about that love, like, especially that young love, there's just something about it, bro. When you'd be so nervous and you'd go to school, dude, that would be the craziest, bro. I would get butterflies every time I saw this girl. I would get fucking bald eagles in me. Little bald eagles. Yeah, they're flying around eating my intestines. and stuff. That's how nervous I got. Like, I'd be standing there like this. There's fucking

nine parrots inside. Would you throw up a few times? Huh? Throw up. Oh, dude. I threw up one time out of the window in class. This one girl was so beautiful. I just ran over to the window and just vomited right out of it. That's crazy. Didn't even care.

That's hilarious. And there was some kid out there studying or whatever. Whatever. Screw him. I think now looking back with that, I've only been in one relationship. I think, like... Oh, yeah? I always think, like, I wonder if she sees me. Oh, sees you now like having some of your success doing your thing?

Because I feel like someone has gone up to a bar Be like, yo, like you ever see this dude? Be like, that's with my ex. And then I want that dude to be like, well, you messed up. Yeah. You're left up, you know? But I never wish. Right, you know, I've called her a million times.

She never picked up, you know? She blocked my number. Unblocked it. Haven't heard from her in like 10 years. And it's just like, I generally want to see how you're doing. Block O'clock. Is that what you said? Yeah, dude, you can block a clock, bro.

The husby blocking. It's bad. No, it's crazy, man. And how did things fall apart between you and her? I was immature, Mr. Vaughn. I was very immature. I feel like, dude, every time you call me Mr. Vaughan, I feel like I teach driver's ad, dude.

She's so good. Do you want me to call you, Leo? Yeah, you can't. Now, you can call me whatever you want. All right. But it's great, though. It just shows who you are, bro. You got a level of respect.

So we were dating for a year and a half, and I just, I was immature, like I was stupid. I didn't know what I wanted to do in life. I wasn't like a man. I wasn't, I wasn't tough. I didn't have any priorities, you know, any, any hobbies. Like, I would just do my thing, you know? I mean, I liked music.

I made music, but I could think she could, she sensed that. Like, she's like, I'm going to be a pharmacist in college. What are you going to do? I'm like, ah, I'll figure it out. I'll major in something. Yeah. So she went her way. went my way and she broke up with me, but

I think she cheated on me, because she kept bringing up, like, this other guy, and I'm like, who the fuck is this? You know, why keep bringing up me? Rick or whatever his name was Ricky? Who? Was it named Ricky or not? I just guess names sometimes. It wasn't Ricky, was it? Tony. Oh, God.

I think it was Tony. I think it was Tony. Where was this at? When? Yeah. 10 years ago. In Long Island? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was Tony. It was definitely Tony. But I think she was thinking I with him type shit.

And it was just weird because Toward the end of the relationship I wasn't seeing her that much She was going out And she called me over one day To go to the beach And she came out with a blanket Not a blanket

A hoodie, my hoodie My hoodie And there was a baby in the hoodie? No Like E.T. No, like she had a baby With the other guy with Tony Like looking like E.

Remember E. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, there was no baby. I don't I think there was. Oh, God, thank God. And it was all my shit. But she was like, here.

And you just had a little bit of stuff? She had it all wrapped up in a hoodie. All my stuff. It was my bracelet. I gave it back to her. We took a walk. I started crying. She started crying.

And that was it. A couple months later, we tried to get back together, but her mom passed away. So I had to try to help her through it. And she was going through a lot of shit, man. So it just didn't work out. And ever since then, that's it.

That's been it. The only love shock's ever had. Damn. And now it's weird because I don't know if a girl likes me for, like, my status, if I even have a high status or if they like me for who I am. And it's like I've been on different dating apps. I get matches. I don't get matches.

And you don't know what's real. And it's just hard to find love because I'm such a sociable person. I talk to everyone. Like, we go to the bar or something. I'm talking to everyone. Girls, guys, making friends. And meanwhile, these girls are, coaching guys and I'm like, what the f- am I a brick wall?

Am I invisible? Am I muted? It's like I can't land anything, you know? Do you ever feel like that, do you feel like, do you ever feel like you're always going to be alone? Is that a weird question? I've become comfortable with being alone because I'm grinding. Like I'm just so hungry now to just work, make content. Literally, I saw you fucking need 12 nuggets.

I saw you eat freaking 12 nuggets, dude 12 what? I saw you eat 12 nuggets somewhere. 12 nuggets? Yeah, it was a Burger King, I think. Oh, I down those.

Dude, I saw you I saw you eat those crown nuggets. It looks like I ate it. It looks like I ate it. Oh. That's part of the magic. That's the magic of Hollywood, so people think I'm eating all the food

but I'm really just putting it to the side eating it after bringing it home, giving it to someone, you know? Oh, that's the beat. There's not a lot of homeless people where I am, but if if there is i'll go out of my way and drop it off you know well these days you got to find them

it's like ever since yeah like that Pokemon Go they've had like a lot of competition out there I feel like because dude people were like it's crazy when Pokemon Go came out they're like a homeless Pokemon Go where no but it's like before Pokemon Go we had homeless people it was like they were the Pokemon Go and then and then they did they even digitized if so homeless people like what the like I used to have some now there's just people would be like stepping over like get out of my way homeless guy I'm looking for a digital Charzard you know

so yeah things have just gotten different man but about the girls you said that like now it's like so now you have more popularity right so that's one thing that I think a recognizability that's no thing that I like to say so it's like you get recognizability and then things do get a little bit confusing

but if you're a guy that's pretty close to their own feelings and close to their own emotions I feel like you'd be able to clock pretty good if a girl is being real or not. Definitely. And then if you also are just looking to have something casual, just a little, you know.

Little something. Yeah, just a little something. I'm down and have a little something. Yeah, it's a little tickle. Trying. Yeah. A little little cuddle session. Yeah, just a little freaking.

Popping a Blu-ray. Yeah, a little dirty ravioli blue ray, bro. And a blue choo. A little Mediterranean-A-Fraido. Yeah, bro. You all keep playing with this little baby rattle I got in my pants. The freaking Lord's Man of Kadi, bro. The third thumb.

Put her in a stroller. Oh, dude. Hey, listen, I'm trying. I really am. Oh, I got the penis of a large toddler, brother. That's what I say. What a binkie? Yeah, yeah.

A bit of binkie in his... Oh, my God. What are we talking about, dude? But yeah, dude. But you would be able to notice, bro. Because I'm saying, if you're so much of a heart, which I think, you know, that's who you are, right? You're so much of a guy who's, like, connected to the feelings.

You're a real guy. You're going to know if somebody's being real or not. Yeah. I've had, I went to this place in Port Washington, and there was a group of girls, like all nines. I call them a nickel and four pennies. Nine and a nines. And it was like their birthday weekend or something,

and me and my boy were out. It was me, my dad. and my two friends. And we got a couple of espresso martinis. I had like a mock towel or something. And all these girls were out there talking to us. My friend was taking the shit in the bathroom from the espresso martini, missing out on all the action.

Oh, there's always that guy, yeah. My dad's talking to the bartender. And me and my boy are talking to all these girls. And they keep coming out like a stampede of girls. And we're talking, I'm talking all of them. I'm talking to ten girls at once. Jesus Christ. And one girl.

That's like that movie 300 or whatever. talk to infinite amount of girls at the same time. There's clips of it. Jayhach, don't say that. I can. At the same time? At the same, I could like this. You said you can't even do math.

Hey, how you doing? What's going on? Yeah, you're good? Hey, I like your dress. Do you like it? You like this? On the fly. Anyway, one girl, like, what do you?

I see you on TikTok, like you're famous, right? I'm like, I guess I'm not famous. I'm like, if you don't know me, I'm not famous. I don't like to say, I never like to say I'm famous or something like that. because I'm not. I like to say I'm just an example of what you could be. Yeah. You know, because that's being humble.

Like, God said that, you know, I'm just an example of what you could be. You're just an example of what it could be. You're like a mentor. Whatever. Because there's a lot of rumors out there. There's people that say you're Alan, I've heard your Alan I want Alan Iverson's kids.

I've heard that before. I could be freaking Shaq's kid. Who all we know? I don't know. Alan Iverson? That's what I've heard. There's a lot of rumors out there. I could shoot threes.

Right? Yeah, bro, that's all it take. But anyway. But no, but also, let me just, I'm trying to think of what else. Oh, yeah, there's rumors that you were conceived during an episode of Jersey Shore, a reunion episode, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, uh. By who, B? Huh? I have no idea, dude.

Pauly D and Snooky? Or J-Wow? Jay-Walk. Possibility. Bro, that's a way possibility. I had a crush on J-Wall like crazy back down. Bro, who didn't? God's, diggedy damn.

Bro. Is that her? Yes. Well, she went now. Huh? Damn. Who's she with, dude? She's with us, bro, in our dreams, bro.

For real. Oh, dude, her, a vodka sauce. Put me to sleep, Ronnie. God. Is that Ronnie? Look, you got, we both got bad vision, dude. Whoever he is, how about this? We love her so much.

We don't care if he stays around. We don't care. Yeah. Oh, that's Zach right there. Zach? That's Zach right there. Oh, you know what? Actually, I met him.

before. He's great. Great guy. Could I have this? Yeah, you can have. You're going to take it home? You don't want to have it now. Celsius? I'm going to have a heart attack. I can't drink caffeine or energy drinks. You could do it. I'm going to take a sip. Take a couple. I can't believe your friend was shitting at the bar. Yeah. You know, I was talking to the girls.

That's freaking amazing. That's crazy. I'll have a little with you. Can we do a little cheers? Yeah, we can. It's a Celsius o'clock. Do we have to look the same at each other or not? I'm at the sipping. It's chocolate o'clock.

Delicious for us. That's really good. Dude. Okay. So now this girl. That does have caffeine in it, man. He'll be fine. How much caffeine can you have before we got to pick you up or whatever?

How much can you have? This is, I normally have like a quarter. Okay. Do I need to monitor or do you need to monitor it? I got it. Okay. You see me pass out. Well, no.

Yeah, well, yeah. I don't care if you pass out. I start twitching. No, I just don't want you a hump in the first. I don't care if you pass out, you're fine. We got, you know, I think Trevin's registered CPR or whatever. At least he learned online. Oh, yeah.

I also want you ruining these throat pillows. No, I'm not. I'm not. Okay. She is asking me how much money I'm making. Like, she's like, how many views do you get? Like, did the money come from the views and all this stuff? I'm like, I'm not telling you that.

Like, I don't talk about money like that. And like, I was. Was it one of those view diggers? Yes. There's a lot of those view diggers, dude. Yeah. Few diggers are the worst, bro. For real.

Oh, that's a good term like that. Like, we have the gold version, then you have the view version. Oh, yeah, view diggers are the worst, bro. I'm like, cloud chaser. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And I got like four of their numbers.

Ask them out. I said you were interested in. And I was like, which one of you want to go on a day with me? And they were right in their hand. And I, like, all right, let's go get sushi. Nothing ever happened. That's how everything always happens. I go, I get the conference, ask her out.

We go nowhere. That's how it happens. Dude, I freaking met this girl. I'll tell you this, not even that long ago. And she texted me, and then, I guess I messed up. Let's do one more little cheers. I kind of enjoyed that, dude.

I feel like I'm watching that, dude, do it one more time. I feel like I'm watching your video. Chaco clock. Chocle clock. You really got to make a noise when you sip it, too. Whoa. Little gargle at the end, huh? The old Italian mating call

I'm good, brother You only get one more sip, okay? Okay, one more later And you can't have it too close to bed either So good I know what's the flavor Huh? I don't know

I think this antipasta or whatever We got something special Because we knew A little more todella flavor Yeah, we knew we'd have some Italians In here today, brother Oh yeah, we got some Nukki

Hell yeah Dude, oh I was telling you this story about a freaking date or something. Yeah, dude, and I said this girl, we ended up texting, and then I sent her, I was just having like a day, like, sometimes I like sending voice notes better than text. Do you ever do that? Oh, hell yeah. Or like a, you voice the text message. I typed it out for you, but the voice memo is good because they like to hear your voice. Yeah.

I heard girls like that. Dude, I freaking heard girls like that too. And so I sent this girl one and I sent this girl one and, um, dude, and it was like I was, You ever notice when you're just in your bag When you're talking? You're like, oh, dude, I'm feeling good. I'm confident. Everything's good.

I sent her like a nice voice hood. It was funny and everything. Nothing. Damn. Nothing. Unmaling. Did you fart in the voice memo? No, I just was normal.

You didn't like sound like deeper high. What did you say? Oh, I told her. I said I met this Christian water skiing group and I was at a lake last week. And that I, and it was fun. and that, yeah, things were going pretty well. And then, oh, I asked, yeah, I said,

do you have a husband or anything? Because I didn't know if she had a husband because I didn't want to be messaging someone that had a husband. That's like, you've got a call. There's certain, if you say that, that's safe forever. I like the call. You don't want to have anything saved on voice or text.

But what did I say that was wrong? You just said it, do the voice now? You say you liked it. No, but I said, do you have a husband? I don't want to be messaging some lady that have a husband. that's what I was saying. I think you just go in blind. Figure it out, find out.

What do you mean? That's what I did. And I didn't get, nothing, I think, I didn't figure out, I figured it out that, that she was not interested, I guess. I don't know. But I don't know. I sent a nice voice tone.

She wasn't into it. Yeah. So, it's okay. It's okay. We don't need to feel bad about it. She missed out. She missed out. Right?

You know what I say? I don't feel bad about it. They can't see greatness. Oh. So why should you settle for less? Why, yeah. If you can't see greatness. baby. I'm like, look, I can't, I ain't buying you glasses, girl, you know?

Literally. Dang. What else? Oh, what else, dude? I got to know a little bit more about the origin story because there was so many, um... Rumors. Oh, so many rumors, dude. There was ones that you were like conceived near power lines.

That was one. There was one, uh... I'm trying to think of what else. Oh, you were like a data center baby or whatever. That's a big rumor going around that you're a dad. Matter center baby that like if you cracked you up and you'd have a bunch of data in your neck or whatever. Could be.

Could be a robot. A bunch of recipes or a bunch of episodes of euphoria in your neck or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Wires or something. Like Italian rainbow cookies in me. Yeah, dude. Bro, that'd be so good, bro. It's just a...

Come up with cannolis come out of me. It's just a fucking bunch of brave canolies come out. Oh, that'd be so good, though, dude. Bro, you could be an Italian superhero. I could see you being an Italian superhero. Because we need a new one. Who's the latest one? Who's the what?

Who's the latest Italian superhero? Maybe Pauly D. and Vinny? Who's the latest one? Has there ever been an Italian superhero? Tony Soprano? Could be it. Who the hell is an Italian? Is Iron Man Italian?

I don't know. Iron? Rob. Tony Stark? No, that's not a... Iron. Sounds like Dutch or whatever. Iron.

Oh. No. Bruce Banner? That's got to be Italian. Bruce Banner. No, that's German. Banner's German. Banner?

But he was green. He wasn't green during the day. What Marvel character is Italian? Yeah. Our Italians being fairly represented in the Marvel universe. Looked that up. Are Italians being fairly represented? In the Marvel universe?

In the Marvel universe. Because if not, we'll fucking leave. You feel me? Who is this? Italian representation in the Marvel universe is a mixed bag viewed by many fans and cultural critics as historically lacking in depth, while Italian-American characters like The Punisher, Frank Castle. Oh, yeah, the Punisher.

Not bad. He's awesome. Have you seen that show? Oh, dude, yeah, people admire him a lot. Hell yeah. People are making Halloween costumes out of him. He's awesome, man. He was in the Walking Dead originally.

He's a great. Yeah, oh, he's a great actor. But what else did it say about the Italians? I wanted to read a little bit more of that, because that's a great question. Our iconic direct Italian nationality is often neglected of mobsters like count nefarious stereotypes or occasional background characters.

Wow. Right, right. There are very few major Italian or Italian American superheroes. Huh? You can see that? I can't see any one of those words. He's got it zoomed in pretty good.

That's probably a 56 font. I don't know how I drive. Damn, you were allowed to drive? Yeah. No, uh-uh, bro. I mean, like, that thing is... You're going to be that size on the road. I wouldn't let you drive a Doberman, homie.

I drive, I haven't been in an accident and knock on whatever, God forbid. Really? Yeah, I drive a normal car, but now I drive a Tesla because it drives for you. Oh, it's so nice. So, like, if you want to have some fun on the way home, when a shard, you put on a self-drive. But, bro, if you put it in self-driving, you put your feet up like that, bro. Do anything you want, man. That's pretty legendary, bro.

I just like this. Bro, I love how everything's a carnival ride to you, dude. You can be sitting in anything. You're just like, wee. Yeah, this is it, bro. It's fast as hell. Holy shit, what are you fucking 90 years old day? That don't even look like you, dude.

90? What is this? A.I.GE, dude. What after they use? That's crazy. It's a shock GPT. Bro, bro. You need to shock your stem cells, bro.

Your shit is... Bro, this isn't fucking real. What are we doing here? This shit is... What are you driving through? A Rutgers PEP rally, dude? Where are you... That one of the random fucking lot.

Are you sure, dude? This looks like one of the night scenes in... Dexter. No, in Breath of the Wild. It looks like you're driving through. Where are you fucking driving through right there? It's not even real. The game?

Breath of the Wild, the game. Yeah. You played that? Yeah, I played that game. Oh, shit. I like that game. I didn't like the second one that they made. Here's of the Kingdom.

Yeah, it just was too much. We had to put Rims on the freaking... They wanted you to put... You had to build shit, I know. That was a really good game, though. Oh, they were great games, but you had to put Rims on the fucking... I know what you're talking about. Like the boat or whatever.

Like the... Yes. Yeah, the craft. Yeah. Like that. They wanted you to buy Rims in this shit. I'm like, this shit's getting a little too urban for me. I love video games so much, man.

I think part of me, like, the lore, is from cartoon and video games. I'm so sociable because I love colorful thing. I like things that move. I like animation. I love animation. You ever see that Spider-Verse movie? Mm-mm.

There's a new one that just came out. There's a new Spider-Man that just came out. I know, I know. My friend's going to see it today. You'll trip out without even doing anything. It just makes you go crazy. Uh-uh. Yeah.

I got to watch. I didn't even seen it, Spider-Verse. Dude, it's unreal. One of my favorite movies. Yeah, dude. We just got to learn more about the lore, because there was all kind of stuff. I heard that you would,

you were not even conceived. You just spawned out of the chimney of like a Bucca De Beppa or something. I've heard a lot of crazy. Well, that's on Shakopedia. Where did you find this? I just heard this stuff, dude. I heard that they just found you like,

you were just in a bassinet in the, like, in like one of those dishwashing, like, things at a, at a macaroni grill. They just found you in there. I mean, at this point, I might have been dropped off by a freaking UFO. For what we know. Yeah, dude.

I like that. Who knows? There's just a lot of good... But that's the best is the lore, bro. It's just finding out, like, how it started, you know? Yeah. Because, yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. There's rumors you just...

Yeah, you weren't even born. You just climbed out of an ant hill in Sicily or whatever. You know? There's all kind of, like, crazy rumors out there. You know? I never even been to Italy. You haven't? You haven't?

You've been to Italy? I've never been outside of the country. No way, dude. Because my mom has a bad equilibrium, so she doesn't fly anywhere. Like man up Look at this. Brickin What would you call that superhero name?

This guy? But that doesn't even look like you. Does it? No, I know that picture. But yeah, so take me back to, let's go back a little, right? Take me back to when the shock o'clock was at zero, right? Like when I was born? Yeah.

Okay, I was born. April 9th, 1999. I heard you stayed in the incubator for like 40 seconds and you were like, I'm out. You know, like the hand solo freezer? They had me in that because I was too hot when I came out. They got struck by lightning when I came out.

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Enstasyment advisor. View importance of acorns. Investment advisor. Yeah, so take me to when the shot clock was zero. Take me there. I don't know my earliest member. but I know like

kindergarten I was I was looking at paper like this and they called my parents to school they're like your son can't see shit

he's looking at the paper like it's like a playboy oh damn bro but you think you were seeing anything or you think you thought there was something on it you just didn't know no no I couldn't see

so now I have fake classes I didn't bring them I should have brought them And they're like, they had to test my eyesight and see, like, what was going on. Could you see anything? I just, it was bad.

It was blurry. Like a worm or something? Because worms can't even see? Can a worm see? Look that up. A worm? Yeah. A worm.

Like, you know what I'm saying? How much could you see? I mean, I could see. I just can't see little things. Okay. Yeah. So you can't see the haters then? I was born with, like, a really, really rare condition,

which is why I can't see. see or hear that good. You want me to say what it is? Yeah, is it all right? Kenny, like from South Park, Kenny. Kenny Caffey syndrome. Kenny Caffee. Kenny Caffy syndrome.

It's so rare. I thought he fucking played for the Mets. Kenny Caffey. It sounds like a freaking rap artist. Yeah. You know, Kenny Cappy's rapping a new mixtape next week. It sounds like a rap artist out of Buffalo, dude. Dude, the doctors, they don't even know what I have.

Of course they don't. Dude, like he's got Kenny Caffe, you know. Yeah, it's got Kenny Caffey. Yeah, they're just naming fucking, he's like, he's like, he's got Benny Ogbiani fucking, you know, arms or whatever. He fucking does name and shit from the past, you know. Oh my God, man. Wow, Kenny Caffy Syndrome is classified as primary bone displacesia.

Oh, displace you, dude. My buddy's Australian Shepherd has that. It's a growth hormone deficiency. It's a hip thing, huh? Hmm? Sometimes it can be in your hips, too, I think. Meaning it is a disorder of how bones form and grow. Yeah.

I don't produce growth hormone. Nah, because I have an underdeveloped pituitary glen, and I don't produce calcium. So I got to take all different, like I have to take injections for that, and I have to take pills, or else I'll have a seizure and fucking die,

which is what almost happened when I was seven or eight. Did they know, when did they know you had Kenny Kelly Kelly Kelly? When I was born, because when I'm born, how they get you to admit it? Because I don't think you're a snitch. I was big. What happened?

I was an oversized baby. I was like freaking 8 to 10 pounds. And people that have my condition are big babies. And their eyes look a little bit weirder. So out the gate they knew you had it? Oh, they knew. Oh, no, no, they didn't know. They probably diagnosed me when it from different things.

Because you probably didn't admit you have it, do you? Because I had a seizure. That's what happened. I had a seizure when I was like one or two years old. And then when I was seven or eight. So that was the first, that was the actual J. Shaw. Fuck. Fuck.

What I do that. It's dark. That bad. But hey, out of dark comes light. Yes. Yes, sir. Let's go. Amen, brother.

Amen. But when I was seven, I was sick. I was really sick. And I was throwing up all my medication. And that night, I used to watch movies with my mom and fall asleep. And I slept in her room that night. And thank God I think that I would have died. I legitimately would have died.

Oh. Because I had a seizure. and I woke up in a hospital, but when I was having a seizure, she, like, I was, like, you know, shaking, and she caught me and called the ambulance, called my neighbor, and I woke up in a hospital, like, what happened?

She was like, you had to seizure. Oh. And that was when we had to talk about, you know, having better medication and making sure that I don't mess because I was sick. Like, I was very sick, and I was throwing up, but the doctor was like, he'll be fine. Yeah, he just had a bad rapids.

Yeah, he'll be fine. He almost died then. That's okay. Yeah, he's just been, yeah. That's what happened. Don't put any more gravy in his bottle or whatever. Exactly. God, that's crazy, dude.

Man, thank you, Debbie, right? Thank you, Debbie. Thank you, Debbie for you. Mama shock. For being there, man. Wow. Crazy, right? A mother's love that she just wanted you there with her that night.

That's pretty special, man. I crack my skull open two times. Nah, uh, with what? My head. I fell off a stage. Oh, I thought you meant with something. Like some crazy. guy or whatever. Like a lightning bolt?

Yeah, like, look, I'm a pinata and just fucking hit yourself. A watch? Yeah, yeah. Like a Rolex and slamming on my head. Yeah. Oh. What the fuck. But no, I was on a stage playing a game on a Christmas party. Wait, what happens? So take me and how you break it. Wait, wait, so what's what happened? Well, one, I fell down the stairs of the kid. And then two, I fell off of a stage.

I was sitting like backwards, like this. And we were playing like a little basketball game where you flick it and it's true to the thing. I must have flick too hard and I fucking fell back I cracked my skull but it was bad dude I still remember that You ever have those moments of pain

where you could still feel them today Oh bro I could still feel my head hitting that That tile man Yeah I was jumping around When I was a kid I jumped and this corner My head hit something

Broke it open And sometimes I can still feel it a little bit Damn And I have a weird shaped head I don't know if you noticed this So you could put your Let me see.

Ooh. And a lot of people online say it's a headset net. Let me touch you one more. Let me give one more time. Is that it? Ooh. Wow, that's cool. Yeah.

That's a shock button, huh? The shock button? Yeah. Hey, don't press this. It's like, hey, you should get one of those things like on the top of a ladder. It's like, don't, not a step or whatever. Yes. That's it.

That's my head. Damn, shock. So what do you have to do? Do you get that filled in or what? whatever? My head? Yeah, like, what do you do? Do you put like a hardener in there or something?

Like, how do you get it to, uh, or you got to protect that spot at all costs? No, no, no, it's just, just there. I mean, I wish I could chisel it up a little bit. But it's exposed, though, a little. Is it? No, I mean, you can't see it, but if you feel around, I feel like you can find that one kind of entry point. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to, you know what I'm saying? I think I could put a quarter right there and would sit there. Yeah, I mean, cool. Like this wouldn't move Oh that's good huh Right?

Yeah Let's go Shock City dude So but um And then how does your hearing get bad So through like grade school middle school Like I had to get like enlarged textbooks That had to give a little

Little stepsules to put my feet on And they would still They would dangle They still freaking dangle And Around Your legs seem long to me man Yeah

My neck's Bro, your neck is just your head's leg. Exactly. And I kept saying what? And I couldn't hear very good. And we had to take an audiologist test. How did you know you couldn't hear very good? You remember?

I was just saying what a lot. And I couldn't, I wasn't getting good notes in class because I was missing a lot. I'm like, what did you say? It was crazy. I remember the first time I got hearing aids and they put him in, I cried. Oh. Because I was like, man, I never. I got goosebumps.

I never heard shit like this, you know? Oh, really? You could hear stuff? Yeah, different frequency, different, like, you know, a hi-hat and a music? A little symbol, like, I heard that, like, birds chirping and shit. Uh-uh, and you'd never known the,

and you'd never really conceptualized, yeah, because how would you know? Like, I've heard them, but I forgot what they sounded like because they got lost to you. Oh. Even, like, music, like, I was so unclear, and now when I put a headphones on, like, it's better.

I can't wear AirPods, because if I take these out, we should do a hearing exam right now. Yeah, can I put one in? What he said? Oh, yeah, sorry. Can I put one in? It doesn't fall in your ear.

Be careful. I don't want it to fall on your ear. Oh, you got these little... That's the right one. That's the right one. That's these little black olives, homie. Little sound canoles. Let's put it up to your ear.

Can you hear me? Is it in? Yeah. Can you hear louder? Yeah, too. Right? Bro, I can hear you. Is it like a lot louder?

I'm getting a lot of reverb, too. I'm getting some other shit too. I think it's some Chris Brown is coming in. Could you hear Alan Iverson? I'm getting, uh... Yeah, I can hear Alan Iverson saying you're late for dinner. He's pissed at you. Could you hear the alien, the track?

I can hear Mike Piazza. He's complaining about something. or he's denying something. A thunderstorm. I can hear a thunderstorm. I can hear that movie frequency playing. What else? Oh, I can hear about 70 fire trucks.

You hear the parrots? Shocker-Clark! I can hear them, yeah, they're all there, dude. There they are. They just showed off. You summoned them. Bro. You are not of this world, Jay Shock.

I'm not on this world? Are that what you said? Oh yeah, you can't hear me. Sorry. I thought you were messing with me. I can't hear you. Bro, put it in and I'll tell you something.

What the fuck is going on, dude? Okay. Dude, first of all, you need it. You're picking up like 70 different houses around here. Like, I'm picking up. Planets. Yeah, bro. Oh, I could.

Solar system. I could hear somebody putting in their Paramount Plus password. Like, this shit in there. I couldn't even hear. dude. I can hear. I'm gonna their Netflix login. Yeah, yeah, dude. I just heard you got two text messages from Lacey you didn't reply to.

I heard like 70 things all at once, bro. It's too much, dude. Bro, that was a lot, bro. You know the best thing, though? When I take them out, I can't hear anything. So when I go to sleep, I just crash. I don't hear alarms. Matter of fact, coming here, I almost missed a flight.

Because, so when I, when I slept... Dude, what do you mean? was the flight. Just hire 50 Eagles, you gooner. I know, right? To take me? I slept on a pillow, like on a couch. The whole week I was at in Cali. And the pillow was here and the phone was here.

I didn't hear the alarm. I slept through it. I slept through it, Mr. Vaughn, and I almost didn't come to... Mr. Vaughn, am I? Somebody stepped that? Theo, Theo, Theo. Thanks. It's okay. I accept Mr. Vaughn. It just hurts. I miss the Uber. I didn't hear him knocking at the door. I wake up. And I'm like, you got to call

on the Uber. We're not going to make it. I miss the alarm. I slept right through because I can't hear shit. But how good do you sleep, brother? Excellent. But not really, though. I don't get sleep because I can't sleep. I'm up all night to like 5 a.m. 5.30.

What are you doing? What do you mean? Why? Oh, I stream till like one or two. And then I'm just editing or coming up with new content ideas and just studying, like, work, all the people's work,

and trying to make my own thing, you know? Dude, you're the best, man. So are you. Thanks, bro. Mr. Theo. Hey, Mr. Shock. Mr. Shock. Yeah.

What was, um, the hearing aids, yeah. Yeah, dude, that's fascinating. I never got to, I never got to hear him before. Did it make you feel any type of way? Like, was it hard to develop, like, um, pause, like, did it affect how you felt about yourself some of that stuff or no? Like, how I felt, but other people? Yeah, just like, did it affect, like, how you felt about yourself,

like the fact you had to have a hearing or like? It was so, I used to wear the over-the-ear once. Mm-hmm. And that was, like, pretty obvious. Like, when I was, I had, when I had a girlfriend,

and we would, when we would make out, it would just be like, like, it would sound like this. And she, we're getting like, we're getting,

like, we're getting down to business. And you go, whir-row, baby, she's like, upload me some wiener. Uploading Nana.

Yeah. So I had to, like, she'd like, downloading. So I couldn't even hear this girl moan. When I,

you know, it was like, I was like, she was moaned. And I was, One more time? You hit the, you know, I'm like, one more time? You know.

Chuck a clock! So, yeah, no. I felt a little bit uncomfortable for a while wearing them, but I got used to it, you know? Yeah. The more mature and everything. I'll tell you a crazy story. Yeah. I played rugby in college.

What? Yes. Where did you go to school online? How in the fuck did you play rugby in college, bro? I swear to God. Look it up. Look it up. Malloy University.

You're not going to find it. It's on my Instagram. You're not going to find it, dude. Instagram way down. You'll see a picture of rugby. I play the number 15 spot. Fuck you. And it was all the way on the end.

And we had an alumni game. The first game we played. And I wore my over-the-ear hearing aid like an idiot. Theo, I rocked this kid so hard that I poked an ear in my eardrum. You poked a hole in your ear. You put a hole in your eardrum? Yes, with the hearing in it. I decked him, and the hearing aid pushed in and poked a hole.

I was able, because I vaped at the time, I was able to blow smoke out of my ear. No way. I have the clip. Yeah, I have the clip of me, and it was come out of my ear. Oh, dude, in Syracuse, New York, that's a mating call. Blowing vape smoke out of one of your ear holes? Where in Syracuse? Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's a fucking mating call over there, brother, dude. I know. It's crazy. I played a lot of different sports. Wait, you found it? You see that? Bro, that's fucking nothing, bro.

That's how you hail a taxi in Norfolk, Virginia, bro. Just blowing a little vape smoke. It's like a time of the tank engine. Yeah, dude. I love that. They only got to get a pair, man. Bro, let me tell you this. As a gift, will you let me get you one?

It's got to be green. Bro, I think they only come like that. And you can only have a little more, okay? I think I'm feeling it, master cramps. I feel like we've done good job so far. Do you guys feel like that? It's been really cool. Yeah.

It's been fun. And it's been awesome and it's been informative, man. And I think the best thing, man, about our conversation so far as I think I get a real feel for who you are. Thank you, sir. I don't know. It's just cool, man. We haven't gotten into, like, the, how I got into, like, content more. We're going to get that.

That's exactly where we're going to head. We're about to head in a streamer you. We're about to start it in a conference. content. So, but yeah, man, I just think you start to get a feeling of who's somebody else. And I think it just makes me feel excited that there's people in the world who still feel or still just trying to be themselves, you know? Right.

And I think we're all just trying to be ourselves. Yes. Oh, dude, I have to say about this. I can't, before we move on. Shout out to my friend. His name is Solomon Williams. He is a rugby player and he played on Cal Rugby. He won the National Player of the Year.

I just want to bring a picture of him up. their whole family's great. Definitely not better than me. Well, you heard him, bro. He's challenging you. No, no, no. He's right there in the middle.

He's the other one. Jesus. Yeah, he's that one. That guy? Yeah, so, and if you just seen that picture of those guys, you might not have picked him out of those guys. He played rugby? Oh, dude, he's a number one player in the country list.

You got that jaw line of a rugby player. One of the best guy. Guys, that guy's one of the best. Shout out, shout out, Cal Rugby. Fair play, Teddy boys. But anyway, you told me that dude, and he popped into my head, bro. That's funny. Ah.

And just before we move on, you really played rugby? Yes, I did. And did you guys practice and train and everything? I tried practicing. I couldn't even run half a mile. What? We had to go, like, run to the fence and back. I would be tripping and fall.

And my stamina is terrible. You ever see me run? I was like a... I saw you. stream of you. From here in the chair. All right. And look at this floor.

You know, it's like, let me see it again. Hold on. I don't know if it's duck. All right. Try one more time. Do you do one more time for me? Just, I want to make sure we got this. Huh?

Let's start back from over there. Because I feel kind of what you're saying about the ducking, but I don't know if I, all right. I feel it's like a, like a dad that had like a. One more time. Sorry. I think I can't remember good. That's okay.

Oh, there's a camera there. That one, you look like somebody that's like left something somewhere. Every time you run, it looks like somebody that left something somewhere and they're going to get it. Is that camera good? I don't know. It's like a peek at it, yeah. Yeah, I can't run. Well, then how do you play rugby then?

I ran. What? You figured it out? I just, I could hit people hard. Okay. You know, I got a bit of muscle on me. Jack shock. Oh, dude, bro.

If I could, if I could jerk off with those arms, bro, I wouldn't leave the house, dude. spraying shit of out of the planet. And is that a crazy thing to say? What are we even talking about? Sorry, dude. You're of age, right? 27. Oh, great.

We're good there and here. We're just a couple of Italian guys. You know what I'm saying? We're just a couple of out-of-work Italians. That's all we are. I don't know. I wasn't, I'm athletic, but like it's a lot of, it takes a lot of energy for me. Like, we walked here in Nashville around.

I was dying. Yeah. You know? It can be a lot. I'm like this. What did you, but what was y'all's team name, the team name you played with?

The Malloy Rugby Lions. Maloy Lions. Oh yeah, the Lions. That's good name. Brisbane Lions. I was a fan of theirs, but they're Australian football. But, um,

all right, so if you could go back in time, is there a sport that now in looking back strategically based on you and your abilities, you think you would have been great at if you'd applaud yourself? Is there one?

I think best. Basketball, I probably had the best shot. Because I was really good to shoot in threes. A couple of clubs of me playing basketball at Dreamer U, but I love basketball. Football was too small for baseball was... Baseball is another one, though, like Little League? Like, that shit, man.

Dude, your strike zone is the size of a Zen can. These? No, your strike zone probably the size of a damn Zen can, dude. Yeah. Hit dingers right there, man. Oh, dude, you would have walked every... I walked a lot. Oh, yeah.

But I also hit a couple of things. I remember I got my first double and my dad missed it because he was driving the fire engine Queens. My mom saw it. It was like a good moment. I used to pitch a little bit too.

Did you? I've a gun. I can fucking... I could see it. I could throw a football far, baseball far. Probably basketball, though, because I liked it.

Yeah. I was on my high school team. You were? There's pictures. We can find them. We got to bring those up. We do our research, but we don't try to make it

too much like a, you know, heavily. I scored, I think, 13 points the whole season. Uh-uh. Or 19. That's good. My dad, my uncle's like, you know, that's how much people get in a game? Nice. It's like, top five score.

Yeah. Yeah. The team sucked. Dude, yeah, the freaking team sucked. What was the team called? The gales. Oh, come on. The gales, dude. I don't even know what that is. It's a breeze, I think. There you go right there. That's you playing rugby? That's rugby, man.

Go! No cap. Jay Shocked, dude. That's before I had my jaw surgery, so look how different I look. Dude, yeah, you did look different. What was it about? What was the jaw surgery? When did that come in?

That came in. That kid behind me is a lightweight. Obviously, that kid, look at him, is fucking... We had to do, like, what's it called in a frat where you, like, horse around? Something with an age. Hazing or whatever? Hazing. So we had to do that

Like a warm up Like get into the brotherhood And we did like drinking challenges Yeah They were just handed to the kid behind Because they didn't like him No uh Felt so bad

This kid couldn't drink either He couldn't After half a beer He would get drunk And he would like pass out Oh We got a messed up He looks like he'll drink half your nuts

To be honest with you But I don't know him bro And also blessings dude We can't be roasting this fucking kid We don't even know him But look at the Sorry. Don't say his name.

You don't know his name. I'm still sorry. You brought him up, dude. And first of all, bro, why don't your parents put you in the sun a little bit? They got you fucking out of here looking like a marshmallow that fucking play soccer. Dude, they got you out of your looking like a... I look green. Bro, you look like a white chima call it, dude.

You look like you... A fucking pelican. Bro, yeah, you look like a fucking... You look like an egg that fucking got... That's... Doing his own thing for the day or whatever, bro. I look like a gas mubble. What are we talking about, dude?

Like one of those cartoon gas mubbles? Oh, yeah, definitely, dude. Damn. Like a little fart. Oh, yeah, you look like a fart from Europe, dude. You look like something. Somebody would throw and a dog would bring back, bro. But a strong dog.

You know what I'm saying? Not a little fucking... Dude, yo, straight flaming me. Sorry, bro. It's so funny. I'm joking, bro. That is so funny. I'm joking, bro.

And look at the guy behind you trying to be black. He just put a bunch of dirt on his legs. That's bullshit. I hate it when dudes do that. I hate that, dude. That guy's, look. And he even wore, like, the black sleeves. Like, look, I'm black.

That guy's not even black, dude. Bro, how could three dudes be three different colors and all live in the same country, too, on this picture? Oh, my God. This is crazy. And this is FIFA, dude. This is the problem we're having since they expanded the tournament and let more teams in. Look at my jawline, how bad it is.

I thought the jaw line's solid, bro. Yeah, it's before my surgery. What'd they do? They broke my top and bottom jaw and realigned it. Jesus Christ. Type in J-Shok jaw surgery. It'll come up. Who were they?

Do you get their license plate? No. The doctor didn't. Were you having trouble feeding or whatever? Feeding? Or eating or whatever? Feeding. I don't know what you're doing.

At this point, this is the newer one. You got to go to the old one. What is going on, Jay Shaw? I had to have corrective jaw surgery because of my calcium deficiency. And they had to start by because they have all baby teeth.

These are all, you want to show you? Yeah, let me see a couple of them. Oh, wow. Baby shock. It's like a dinosaur. Those are worth money, though. The baby ones, right? Mm-hmm.

you that nibbler so it's on YouTube um this j-shock 9-9 jaw surgery on YouTube but anyway I had to get new teeth so in order to get new teeth

they had to start by realigning my jaw so I was out of work and school for like three or four months because I they blew up my jaw like they had to break

my top of monum I look like a freaking Kardashian model like you're gonna see the picture it's crazy it was the most pain I've ever been through I couldn't even do this.

My mom had a fee me soup and water through a syringe. And they put me on like... Shocker-Cla-Cla-Lac. They put me on the Shock O'Clock. No, they did. I had a bottle of Shock O'Clock. N'uh. It was bad.

Did you get one of those feeding bottles or whatever? No, I don't know if I could talk about what I was on, like prescribed. Oh, you're on medication. Strong medicine. Was it scary? No. It was awesome? For a little bit.

Oh, yeah. But it's dangerous. That stuff. You know, it can't be doing that shit. But Elevent Ring came out around the time I was on the Shack O'Clock potion. It's fun. Elevator Ring? Oh, the ring camera?

No, Elven Ring. The game. And it just, like, it was crazy, man. It took away the pain, but it was like, it was crazy. Yeah. I wonder what games go best with pills or whatever. Hmm? I wonder what games go best with pills.

I don't even know. You know? I don't think that's in a video game probably. You gotta pull up that picture, though. I haven't. You want me to show you? Yeah. Oh my God, brother.

That looks like you and sketch. This is really you, dude? That's me. There it is. There it is. Look at it. Look how swollen I am. Oh, yeah.

You look at you're saving something for winter. That's crazy, Jay. There's like a screenshot or a B-roll or overlay of, like, the pictures. Look at you've been drinking breast milk for 40 years, dude. That's what you look like her. sucking and mucking. Look at this. Oh, fuck.

Look like you're sucking on a tit off of the LIE, dude. In the Tesla like this. Yeah, bro. You look like who fucking got a tough hit on some Jersey tit right over there. Some fucking turnpike nipple. That's what got a hold of you, brother. The LIE nipples. Oh, look like you were trying to give up.

Damn, look like you were trying to slurp on something in bumper-to-bumper traffic right there, brother. That's a tough look. Dude. Isn't that crazy? It is, dude. God, you've been through so much, man. I've been through so much, Theo. Oh.

Like real talk. I know. And just your resiliency, man, and your attitude, your ability to have a positive attitude. It's so funny, man. I think seeing you today is like, and I hate to even make this about myself,

but, like, it's just what I needed. I needed to be reminded of, like, that, like, everybody is dealing with stuff. We're all going through things that we got this, right? And the way to do it. it's just is to keep positive, you know? I've been through some more psychological shit. I don't know how deep you want me to get into it,

but could we talk about that stuff? Yeah, what was one of the tougher times that you dealt with, do you feel like? When it comes to, like, some of your mental health and emotional health, that sort of thing. We could talk about, like, weed? Yeah. We can?

Yeah. So I used to smoke a lot of weed when I was younger, like high school college or college mainly, and I was addicted to the Pem, called the Pengeman. I had a Rick and Morty Penn. Pinsman Button, they called you, I bet. Something like that, yeah.

And I was in Cape Cod, my homeland, right, where I was born. And I was drinking, I was smoking, not getting sleep. I was sleep deprived. And I think a mixture of everything. And then I did it so much that I went into psychosis. From hitting that pen? For over a month. And I was, it was bad.

I was checked into multiple hospital. I was in a psych ward. for over a month. And while I was, how I, why it's happened. Did you get 51.50 or whatever? Hmm? Did you get 5150 to it's called or something? 51.

You're in a second word going? Oh, sorry. And before I got there, I was working at Home Depot. That was my first, like, real job. And I felt like people were following me. Like, I was ringing up the same four customers all day. I was hearing voices in my head. And then I get in my car and I'm like, Dad, like, like, people are.

following me. Like, I would say, like, I would say red car. Like, I want a red car. And, like, a red car would drive by. It was only, like, weird little coincidences that were happening. But that's what happened

when you were in psychosis. Like, these... Quincidence happened. Shit seemed so real. So I ended up getting home. I thought my dad was recording me. We had, like, a fucking fish fight. Like, it was bad, dude.

Are you accused him of recording you? No, I thought camera was recording me. There weren't. I thought my whole life was being broadcasted. Where did you think that your dad was hiding the cameras. On his phone. Because every time he was on the phone,

like the camera, I looked like it was recording me. Oh, you thought it was recording you? Yeah, so I ran to my neighbor's house. Would you tell the neighbors? You knock on the door? You just go. I said, my parents are trying to do some shit.

And they're like, oh, you're good, you're good. Trust me. You're like, oh, no, I was playing GTA. And in the game, there was, like, things happening in the game. Like, I was getting pulled over in the game. And, like, I thought, like, all this stuff was happening

because of, like, what, like, I did something wrong. it was so weird, Theo, like I can't even explain it. Was it scary, too? Was it scary also? Yeah, it was really scary. They were telling me either you take the medicine or we check you into a psych ward. And the psych ward I was in was all of younger people. When I was there.

Did you have a sport? You have like a volleyball team of a sports league or anything in there or no? Like a psych ward sports unit? Or yeah, like a... No, they had basketball court and I'll tell you, I was shooting full court shots. Like it was like nothing Because the drugs they had you on in that hospital Were like limit

Levercy Limitless movie It was like a pill that it unlocked all of my brain And I was doing shit I learned how to freestyle I learned how to rap I learned how to do all this different stuff Because of the medication It's terrible

Serotonin's down but these buckets are up You feel me? That's all I'm saying That's crazy in there While I'm there like It was all these different coincidence happening There was a lot of weird people in there Like they had their own problems

In the psych ward Who was one of the wildest cats in there? I don't remember any names really Well yeah we don't need a name But there was one dude There was some crazy people in there man I had this big African American guy in my room

Black guy Yeah, big black guy in my room And in the middle of the night He woke me up Like hovering over me Oh yeah You got any snacks? Really?

I got some of it. some gummies in my chips in my bag and go get them. I mean, like, I need them now. He said he needed him? Probably smelled him. If you're that big, dude, you can smell food better than we can. Yeah. Dude, there was so much shit that's happened in my life.

So the craziest part of all this is that two things. One, when I was at Home Depot, I worked with this kid, and he was training to become a doctor. And when I was in one of the hospital that I was admitted to, I saw him walking around the hospital. I'm like, Dad, that's one of the guys that's following me. He works with me. He's spying on me.

And he's like, he's not. He's just a regular doctor. A couple years later, I called him. Like, yo, did you ever work at this hospital at this time? He's like, that was me. He's like, that was me. He's like, now you could rest easy. Was it really him?

It was really him. So he worked at Home Depot and at the hospital? Yeah, training. And then the second training for what? What? Like, what training would a doctor need at Home Depot, really? He just had a side job. Like, while he was.

He was going to school. He wasn't there. Oh, got it. So now... Dude, you ever have that... Okay, go on. I'm sorry. I have a question about Home Depot, but...

I'm going to tell you in a second. But the crazy thing about all this is the second thing. You know Logic, the rapper? Yeah. He wrote a book, his name is Bobby Hall, but he wrote a book called Supermarket. And in the book, it's about him living like a double life. And he's going through psychosis, and he's trying to, like, hide a killing that he did. It's a really great book, Supermarket.

that book came out at the same time I was going through psychosis so I thought I was the main character of the book that was being filmed live action in the hospital and around the world I thought they were like doing a 24-hour live stream of me

being a real character of that book Jay shock I swear to God would you ever leave like messages for yourself to find later like I'm going to write myself this note Yes I had a whole notebook of it I wrote song in it I wrote little things of the girls I liked.

I remember I got a boner. Tell us about that boner. That boner that was a nurse. And at the time like my body wasn't working right. Like my brain, nothing was like working with the stuff they were putting me on was making me feel different things. And I remember one day I was like, oh, I forgot what a boner felt like. And this girl came up to me when we were talking.

I was risen the fucking. I thought I was going to bang this nurse. Oh, it's hospital ris, dude. that thing was jumping. Oh, I said, maybe shark. Like, having a great time talking to everyone. I just can't even explain to you. You would have to be in my head

to really know what it felt like, but... How did the psychosis come to an end? It just, they, my parents saved me. They really did. Like, they got me out of there. They're like, you can't give them any more medication. Because they try to keep you in there, Theo. Oh, yeah.

They try to keep... That's how they make money. It's like the zoo. They want the animals. Yeah. Imagine you go to a zoo when there's no animals. Or they're like, hey, this is. animal got better we let him go they're like what

this animal's back happy with his family you never see any of that they're always like this animal yeah he's having if he's got bad lungs or whatever we're keeping him or something that's always the prognosis when you're at the zoo dude it's fucking bullshit or this animal yeah he's still you know what I'm saying we're doing physical therapy with him for like 11 years or whatever he's good now it's always some bullshit hippopotamus can open his mouth now

he's good the eagle could fly But yeah, I got out and I just, I never smoked weed again. Do you think that something about that, do you, do you think that something about that psychosis, the idea of like seeing yourself outside of yourself? Did that lead you in a streaming? Like, you know what I'm talking about? It led me into being creative. I'll say that. I was always creative, but like it kind of like, it was like an epiphany almost.

Like, how? Well, I was doing music at the time. I produced music. So again, like, there's another. example of why, of how psychosis worked, I thought I was a producer for Jay-Z in the hospital. I was playing piano, and I thought they were recording when I was playing on the piano and sending it to Jay-Z, and I was hearing it on the speakers, because everything, when you're in psychosis, you feel like everything is happening for you. So one of the guys, the music therapy guy,

he would come in, and he would play music for us, and he would play the radio, and I would hear, I would hear like in the song and the lyrics, Jay Shock made the beat. Jay Shock is on the, like I would hear my name in the song, but it really wasn't there. Got it. It was just my mind tricking me. Got it.

It's fucking crazy, dude. Crazy. But, um... So you made it through all of that. I made it through all that. And like, I'm like, like, where you said, like, how it led to that. I produced music at the time. And I thought I was making hits.

I was, like, calling my friend on the phone. I would have every phone number that my friend's have. We don't have our cell phones. So I would remember all the names. And I thought for the show or whatever live broadcast was on, I thought I would have to remember the phone number for the thing. I thought I called Riley Reed.

I thought I called like Supermodels. Riley, Reed, the Porn Star? Yeah, I thought I called. To the model, sorry. I got a phone call. And I'm like, who is this? And she's like, it's Riley. I'm like, what's up, Riley?

I'll be there later. Yeah. And it was just a fucking random person. Who was it? There might have been no one on the phone. That's how crazy it was, you know. So, but, so, Jesus Christ.

I know I'm getting deep. I know I'm getting all over the place, but all of it makes sense to me because it happened. Well, I know it happened, dude, but you're like fucking out there. You're hitchhiking through your own. I was shooting three like Alan Iverson. I was calling four.

Dude, you know what's crazy is? The more you talk, the more it sounds like you might be Alan Averson's son. It could be. I couldn't be. So I just got to know, though. So you get out of the hospital. things start to get different.

Oh, wait. Oh, one thing, before we... What is something about Home Depot that people do not know, dude? Because I'll tell you this, we used to go in that section, my friends and I would get high, and we go in that section,

you know where the doors are? Yes. All the doors, yeah. Millwork. What's it called? Millwork. Yeah, we go to the Millwork section, dude. And we'll wait until somebody

was standing on one of the doors and then we would knock on it, dude. That's funny as shit. What is something to know about Home Depot? We would just fucking stand there, dude. This is a shitty company. you think it is? For them to fire someone that got assaulted

for defending themselves, you're a shitty company. That seems like typical, I mean, that's typical Home Depot, I feel like in Atlanta, that feels like everyday Home Depot. That's the headquarters. Yeah, of course. And we tried defending my case and all that.

Did they settle out of court? No, we didn't do any court stuff. What happened was, I worked there for four years. I worked my way up to, like, I'm out of their position, opening clothing the store. I was the king there. And did you have to wear all that stuff, the belt and all?

The apron and a little tape measure. Was it heavy or not the stuff you had to carry around? No, it wasn't heavy. Had a walkie-talkie, you know. Really? It's crazy. I like walkie-talkie. Yeah, but it was crazy.

Yeah, I want to build a parrot cage. Put a little parrot in the apron. It pops out. Yeah, no, it was crazy because, like, And when I got fired, nobody, like, defended me. They all just dropped me. All the managers, all my friend, like, they kind of left me for dead, you know.

But you didn't leave yourself for dead, man. No, sir. You know? Tell me about how you ended up... I know you also ended up working with the U.S. postal system. I did. They fired me, too. Really?

Well, the first place they got fired from me because this guy attacked me, and I defended myself. At Home Depot. It was... Right. I know that I've heard that story, but that's what happened there.

You got attack you defending yourself. So I know that that story's out there. It wasn't even like a, it wasn't like a this. It was just like, he comes in, I'm clocking out, and he knocked the wind out of me. At the time I had pneumonia, so my ribs were bruised, and I just got out of the hospital, and he made him hit me so hard. So I slapped him back like that. And he's like, I could do whatever I want to. I'm older than you.

I'm like, no, you can't. Give him that fucking, giving that wrist ravioli brother. Pover deli smash. And whatever. What extra fucking ham on that? From the post office, how to get on the job. My dad was like, you got to get a job. I got a good job.

I didn't want to work for the post office. Why? What do you have against them? I didn't. It's not what I wanted to do. I wanted to make music at the time. It's all I wanted to do is make music. Okay.

That's my passion, my dream. Okay, but you, so how do you even audition to be, work at the post office? Oh, you have to take a test online. What do you think you've got to, like, throw out mail? I don't know. I guess I would have at least... Go around and a bicycle. Just like, at least run from a dog.

You got to pass the road test, which was hard because I couldn't even reach the pedals. In the mail truck? No, I had two pillows. I used to have dreams where I wouldn't be able to reach a car pedal. And when I finally worked for the post office, I was like, these are what the dreams are about. Foreshadly. Because I couldn't reach the pedals.

Passed the test, I was on probation for 30 days. I had an Asian man named Chen train me. And he's like, you're terrible. You're horrible. You're going to be terrible. Mama. He hated me, but he loved me. He was a Navy SEAL

And he trained me to like You know Fuck the bail out I had to have my magazines here My letters here He had to balance this shit You have to have a bag

Over your head With a newspaper It's called your I don't know Your day ones or something Whatever they're called I don't remember what they're called And you have to fill

parcels like packages If you have a stop Then you have to put all your magazines They're called your flats And then you got your letters So the whole thing And they're in rubber bands So if you miss a rubber band, because everything is in order, that shit drops.

I would drop the mail like crazy. I remember one time I went to the back of the mail truck to organize it. I'm like, I got to pee. And I had a cup I brought me. I fucking pissed on the mail. No, you did? Dude, what the heck? What were you?

What you fucking just peeing on the mail? I felt so bad, but I was like, I couldn't control it. I just, I'm peeing on the mail. We had to... Go to a park. We had a mail struck. There was no park. I was on the job.

Yeah, just a park everywhere. There was fee on the man everywhere. On the packages on the mail. Someone got a letter with yellow shit that day, man. Jayshuck, you're not supposed to be peeing on people's mail. It's a federal offense. I did it by accident. It spilled.

But if you got your wean around, bro, you know what I'm saying? I'm not working with much, so I couldn't control it. But still, dude. So they fired me because they said, not because of that. Not because of that. What'd they fire you for? They didn't open up the mail truck and just see piss everywhere.

But because they said, your hearing and vision are going to prohibit how you do this job, and we can't have someone like you. Fuck them, dude. Nobody even cares if they get the mail anyway. Dude, we had a guy that were in Tucson. We had a guy who sometimes you would deliver the mail. At like 11, 30 at night,

he'd just run out and throw it in the fuck. fucking yard and screaming his fucking kid in front of our house and then drive off he would floor it we had a guy who souped up his mail card he probably put like a he probably put an f-350 engine in there or something in that bitch we're hum bro oh my god but so you got laid off the mail how long were you uh how long were you um in the united postal service three three months i got close i started in winter too theo so i was in the i was slipping on ice looking like michael jackson this dance moving on ice looking like kevin just going across that pond and home alone.

Yeah, yeah, literally. And it was hard. Damn, really hard. What was the hardest thing about the mail that people don't know? What's something people don't understand? Just your relays and your routes. Like, you'll have blocks sometimes, especially if you've got a walking route, you have to do a push cart.

You don't get a truck. That's the first route I ever did. So I got, I was in Port Washington. And they were like, you're not good here. And I'm like, give me one more chance. And they sent me to another town. And that town, the first route, I did was a walking route and I had to walk 200 blocks.

Yeah, that's a walking route. I had to push this thing with all mail packages. It was heavy. Was it heavy? Up and down this road. The route is supposed to take two hours. It took me nine. But how would you even push it?

Were you able to, did you ever think about just tying it around your waist and pulling it behind? Do you ever try that? No, you push it. You don't, you don't... Do you ever do that? Just muck it along? Yeah, he's mucking and trucking. Damn, dude.

I wouldn't eat and can't eat, barely. Would you ever just throw some of the male out like it was just too ridiculous? No, no. Couldn't do that. That's a federal offense. I'll piss on it. I'm not throwing it out, dude. I'll decorate it.

I'll piss on it, but I won't throw it out. All right, we got to get to. While I was doing all this, I was still doing social media, like music. I was, I think I was doing full reviews, like, here and there. in my car and then I finally got that and then my dad's like you got to get another job so I found this oil company

Petro oil company I'm not going to name the specific job I was at and they do oil? They sell oil so I was a credit representative and I was making sure people get oil so they don't freeze through that so if you didn't have money you were going to fucking freeze

that night and it was bad it was sale like a little old lady like I need oil a charcoal clock Give me some oil. I need oil. It's shock o'clock. She's freezing with like, I could, I could picture her in her room freezing, and I'm sitting there. Even my bra is cold.

Yeah. My tits are so cold. It's shock o'clock. It was bad, man. But I was like a top salesman there. Come over, bring over that little parrot weiner. Oh, my God. Sorry, this story's getting a little crazy, dude.

It was a call center. And what town was it called? Port what? Huh? What town were you in? What town? Port Washington. Where was it at? No, the oil company?

Yeah. I don't remember where it was Woodbury. But where is it all in New Jersey? New York. New York. So now I got some like crazy customers on the phone yelling at you all day. And at the time... So you're selling oil.

You're up there selling oil by phone? Yeah. Oh my God. Literally. You got to collect money. You got to collect thousands of dollars. Oh, I believe you. But it's just, what the fuck you get involved in, dude?

You know what I'm saying? They just pulled all your teeth out, and now they got you selling oil by phone. Yep, and shooting threes in a psych ward. Let's go. But I was doing food reviews at the time, getting past 10,000, you know, growing my following in the main miswomen.

When I was training, one of my best friends, Charles, he's like, so what do you do for fun? I'm like, oh, I have a social media. media page where I do food reviews. And he was like, we were talking about fast food. I'm like, I got to get back into that. He's like, what, eating fast food? I'm like, no, doing my food reviews.

And he kind of like started me back up again. Like, I did like all those food reviews there. Like, just kind of got me back into the rhythm of posting. So thank you to him. And I would be going my lunch breaks, order food, do muck bings. Oh, so you started mucking like that. Yeah, but that was at Home Depot too. I was doing it on all three jobs.

I was producing music, you know, selling, beats, make a music for artists, and then eating food. The first ever video I did was Prime. The drink. Yeah. Let's see. We actually... Can you bring the... Do you have a first video? Oh, this is the first muck-meng I ever did. And so

this is before Shaka Clock and let's get to Muckin? Yes. Yes, it is. Okay, great. Let's watch it. Okay, first up, we got Tropical Punch. Have it prior before. I love it. And let's give this one... Look, I got the Home Depot hat on. Dude! Oh my God. Really good It tastes like a really good fruit punch

I have no teeth You don't need them I have no teeth Extremely nice Dude who needs them That stuff probably strips your enamel anyway That's just a rumor Okay next up we got

Oh we shake it Always shake it Always spank it Let's crank it I don't think I like this flavor Oh God There's some bad ones out there

Yeah Dude that's awesome bro But also what you don't know is I did food reviews with no teeth. And everyone made this meme up gumming it down. Because when you take the teeth, I have no teeth. They said they made up gumming it down. So I did food reviews for over a year with no teeth. Well, that's-

Who else is doing that? Oh, that's our health care system. What do you even expect? Half of America is doing that now, dude. But here's my question for you is, do you think it's easier to do a food review with or without teeth? Does one matter more than the other? Well, now I have all these fake teeth,

and I say when I take the teeth out, I can chew it easier because when I'm chewing, this thing is, like, messing around, food getting behind it. Yeah. It's just a freaking nightmare. I'm eventually going to get all new teeth from my doctors. I have, like, some of the best doctors,

Dr. Kurtz, Dr. Regerio, Dr. Schwartz. They, just great doctors. Dr. Barisi, like Luccarelli, they're great doctors. Oh, some Italians. huh? Yeah, all the town, I guess. And they just, they know what they're doing.

Like, they're dealing with, like, a lot of different equipment and, like, money for the procedure. Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. Just put a fucking, get a good calzone maker to put your fucking, you know. Stuff it up. Yeah, get some of, just a little shingles of the Lord for some of a nice baby Ravioli's and put it in there, brother. That's all it is. At that oil job, I started doing POV videos.

Okay. And I would film my lunch breaks, my night. nine to five's. And the first one I ever did, there was this guy named Hubbs Life. Shout out to Hub's Life and shout out to Noe Marello. They were,

they made this, you know POV, right? POV you end up on a field, bonoct, whatever. POV is point of view, so it gives you a perspective of what your life is like. So I saw this guy,

Hubbs life, filming his nine and five, and I'm like, I'm gonna try one. Okay. I did it. Fucking 10 million views. Wow.

So you just tried a POV and you got 10 many views on it? How many views does this have? That's you, shot? This has like 15, 14 million views. Bro, that does... It might even have more now. Look, I would film my whole routine.

Oh, I like that jump at the end. Yeah, well, broke the internet. Is that athletic? Broke the earthquake. Oh, my gosh. You look like my friend's sister a little bit of this. Isn't this relatable, Theo? Like, it's cold.

You don't want to be at work. A hundred percent. You get an hour. Unpaid lunch break. Unpaid. That's what made me so relatable. It was unpaid. Oh.

A little food tray. I was in Ellie, my car, Ellie. Would you always eat in the front seat or sometimes you'd eat in the back? Always front. Huh. What, I have the chain around my... Oh, the chain's great. But is there something weird about a guy eating in the back by himself?

Probably. That's how you do? I think it's okay to do it. These blew up. I did so many. I did so many that I was able to leave my job. So you're telling me that you were able to... So you did enough food reviews on your lunch break at work that you were able to quit your

actual job. Yeah, so I went in the work one day and I had to use the bathroom and I put myself in personal time, but I had to go into the bathroom. I really had to go. Like, it was not something was effed up. And I said the fact that... What did you been eating, you think? Do you remember? I don't remember what I ate. Probably some Italian food. Yeah. Too much ravioli. Some foreign shrimp or whatever. Yeah. So I said the fact that I have to send an email to use the bathroom to extend my bathroom time is enough to make me quit. So I would plug it. I would plug it. in this calculator how much I would need to leave, like money-wise. Because I would go home and I would live stream eating.

I would make like, you know, a couple hundred dollars for my salary for the week. So I called up my boy. I'm like, yo, I'm going to quit. He'd like, do it. So I got a garbage bag. I came out of the bathroom and I said, if I could find a box or something, put my stuff in, I'll leave. So this beautiful Spanish lady sitting out there with three big black hefty bags.

I'm like, and I have one of those bags? I got all my ship put it in there and I left and my manager called me back in she's like, where are you going? I'm like, I'm done.

She's like, well, I need you to sign something that says you left. She had me a loose leaf. Theo, I signed it as Jayshock because I went in as Jerome and I left his Jayshock.

I get home, parents wanted to kill me. We're going to kick you out. Per Quentin? Were you still living at home? Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm out at a bout

like I'm never there. But I was. Yeah, look, see, this is me coining. I filmed it. That's crazy, you know. But this is like a day after. Right. Like, this is when I had to come back

and drop off all my shit. Fuck. So take us on, how do you end up like, dude, thanks so much for your time, too. Yes, sir. Thank you for having me. Oh, you bet, man. This is awesome, dude.

We have to keep in touch. I'm going to look you in the eyes for this one. Hey. No, no look. I like that. Thank you, bro. No, no look. I got the look back.

Yes, sir. Do you, so take us, take us on what is streamer you, and then how do you end up in, how do you audition for Streamer You? Take us first up for our listeners that don't know. What is Streamer you? So there's seven million applicants, I believe, maybe more or less around there.

There was in-person auditioned that I didn't want to go to, and then there was online where you submit a video. I didn't want to go. You submit video to what? To get into the school. And what is the school? I'm just saying, like... It's a school full of content creators and streamers.

Okay, got it. Yeah. It's run by Kai Sinat and his team. And it's just a really crazy opportunity that could change your life, would change mine. And you learn about... It's a little old school.

It was in Arkansas this year. And you learned, like, different tactics on how to grow, how to get better equipment, how to learn about, like, how to deal with the stress. There's all different clubs, like Lizzo with a teacher, Adapt, Ludwig. Like, there was all these cool teachers that are big content creators.

And then you're surrounded by, like, 120 creators. So you're in a cafeteria, for example, when all streamers eaten lunch and everyone's live streaming. Oh, it seems crazy, bro. It seems like a bunch of people just trying to catch each other saying the inward is what it seems like. Yeah, it's like all clip farming. But anyway, like, I wasn't going to apply, Theo. Like, I filmed the shitty video because I didn't care. And my boy, Jacob, my editor, one of my best friends.

was like, you've got to apply and you've got to try. So I filmed the video two days before Father's Day, edited it, and then we put it out, submitted it, an hour before

applications closed with my cameraman, my old cameraman. I fired him. And I saw that. I fired him at Schumer University. I don't want to get, I don't want to put dirt on them.

But anyway, we're not going to get in. We got in. You send the audition video in. How long is the audition? video. How long was it? A minute and a half. Let's watch it right now. We'll watch it right here.

I'm streaming. Hey! Hey! Oh, me. John! Yes, Mr. Schock, would you like me to invite Sophie? Negative. Let Dean T-Tanat know I'm all the way! Hey, Dean T-T-T-N-N-A! And if I'm accepted, you know I'm bringing pizza.

Here's a few reasons why I should be accepted. Number one, I quit my job to do social media full-time, and since then, I've grown my page to over two million followers. And I'm not stopping. Mmm, so good. Number two, I never give up. Growing up, I went through a lot medically, physically, emotionally, and a lot of people told me I was never gonna be able to do what I wanted to do. And that's create content. You're too small. You don't have the right look. Well, guess what? I'm doing it right now.

Just over a couple years ago, I had to get corrective jaw surgery. They had to break my top and bottom jaw to realign it so I could get new teeth. I was doing food reviews with no teeth. I was coming it down. Fuck. If they're all that, I'm still mucking. And I'm gonna teach you. You guys had a muck. That sauce is crazy. And number three. Ah. Just like these slices, I offer variety. I do food reviews, daily gaming streams,

and I've helped dozens of businesses across the country. Sometimes there's a line out the door. Thanks to you, Shock Squad. And oh yeah, that beat you heard throughout the whole video, I made that too. Shock Squad. Right? And lastly, I want to bring food and streaming together

like no one ever has. I'm ready to shock the world. Are you? Let's go. She was banging, right? Dude, that's so perfect, bro. What a great video you made. And so what advice would you give to people who want to make a video to submit for a streamer?

You have a good hook. The first two to three seconds, got to be very engaging, got to be something different. Got to be something a little bit like relatable, a little bit suss. Like something that sticks out and then you've got to have a good pacing. So like the flow of the video, like, maybe like you doze off for like a little second, but like, I engaged with you that whole video. I kept your attention. That's what's so important about content is you've got to remain retention.

That's why when you're scrolling, these apps got to keep you on your platform. But the longer you look at a video, the more the Instagram or TikTok will push that video in the algorithm. Because they like to see eyes being on something for a longer, you know? So just, you know, and be yourself. Have fun with it. What do you want people to take away from your content? Just to be weird. You know, just have fun.

Me yourself. Shock the world, you know, and just do what you love. Because I feel like everyone is unique and everyone's like, oh, you look different, you're different, you know. Why don't you look like me? Why don't you have facial hair? Why are you so small? I'm like, because I'm unique. Everyone has a cool story to tell and you should monetize your life, you know?

Because me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth can be different than you, you know? Me putting my shoes on. Some people can put a few on to no foot at all, like me wearing different clothes, and even the morning, like, everyone has some kind of uniqueness to them, you know? I like to say, like, I have a quote here. It's my yearbook quote for FEMA University. Yeah, let's check it out. And I said for the yearbook, I said, okay, ready?

Don't let your disability define you. Use it as your ability to achieve greatness and chocolate. the world. Amen, bro. Because that's real talk. Like, I never let my disabilities get into my head to find me. I use them to my ability to achieve greatness. Yeah. Yeah, man, because we're all we have, you know,

our experiences are what we have, you know? They're the ingredients that make us, you know? In that radio, you know, getting accepted at 1.30 a.m. I was streaming and he called my name. Like, my reaction is insane. How, uh, so what was that? You're just watching the announcements? And how many

does he choose? 121. Out of how many? Out of seven million. Isn't that crazy? Crazy. It changed my life. I want to be here talking someone as amazing as you.

If it wasn't for this opportunity by Kai. I mean, it's crazy. And while I was there, I was making so many viral moments. I was, because people knew me, but they didn't know like, oh, this is what he does. This is the real side of him. Right. It was 24-7 live stream.

And if you really think about it, remember when I was telling you, when I was in the hospital, and I thought people were watching me live stream recording me? Yeah, they were. Full circle. I know. It happened. So bizarre.

But this time it happened for real. Let's go. I mean, I think they can make a movie out of my life. Because it's so, it's crazy. Who would play you? Who would play you in the movie, you think? I want to play myself. What if they won't allow it?

Who do you think could play me? Nobody looks like me. Freddie Prince Jr. maybe? Who's that? He's an actor? I gotta see a picture. He might be too old or now. Let me think,

DJ Khalid. Maybe one of DJ, Call his kids. Peter Manfredo Jr. Maybe. He was a boxer. I don't even know. Nobody really looks like me, you know?

Yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah, you're unique. So it would be hard. Yeah. I'm trying to think, but you have to have a kid. It would have to be a child of one of those people. Yeah. Because you have to play you starting young.

I don't know, maybe. I'm trying to think who else. Who could play you, man? Post Malone. Yeah. Yeah, postal. He's got tattoos. What about United States postal Malone?

Get like a post office worker? Yeah, that's who you need. Maybe you can blame me. Dude, I'd be honored. Just shave your head? Yeah, I'd shave my head. Shave my nuts. A jungle down there.

I mean, it's not a jungle, but I'll say this. There's been a little bit of... Oh, there's been a little reforestation probably. Yeah, I think there probably... We probably need signs to know where the trails are. That's all I'm saying. Oh man How long does the stream

Are you last The actual university Five days, I think It's five days And you guys are all put up On this campus Wherever you are And do you actually graduate

Um I wasn't really a graduation ceremony No Half the people That are going to classes Oh really? No I went to every class Because I wanted to learn

But like They were like on a war ceremony I didn't win And there was like All these different activities And clubs It was like a real school. It was crazy. Yeah. It was really cool. That's so cool, you know, and the fact that people

like live streamed at 24-7, people watch me sleep at night. Yeah. And those people should be investigated. Yeah. You know, watching somebody else's sleep. I imagine I started like, cranking it. Oh, yeah. It would have been terrible. If you were somebody like who's sleep, like. Or sleep walk or sleep eat. Or sleep jerk. Or sleep like with another girl. Like that would have been like, I would have forgot to turn the camera Or sleep fat Or do you say sleep jerk Sleep fat

If you just Somebody's masturbating their sleep People do that all the time My uncle used to jerk off In his sleep And they had a tight jingle bells On his wrist So you'd hear him

So you'd hear him when he was doing it I don't do any of that shit Bro, it doesn't work out It's heartbreaking Well if you do I got a set of bells you can wear if you do Just you know what I'm saying You don't because

Unbelievable You got to take care You just got to let people around you You know what's going on I think But that's just who I am Do you feel pressure now I know you do you do muckbangs.

I want to talk to you about that in just a second. You do mucking. Yes, sir. You do content. I know you make music. Oh, yeah. You're streaming. I got a new song coming out too.

You do? Next week. You got a new song coming out next week? You want to hear it? Yeah, do you have it here? I have it. So I produced the beat. My engineer, Sands of Mind.

He helped me engineer it, and then I did the vocals. Okay. It's really good. What's it called? Just let it go Oh Be honest

Alright Can't do this It's fun in the Shocko Codge You like it It's good right This is you? This is you and who else Anybody else

Play the beginning again Bro That was it, that was it Let me let me play you one more Okay One more real quick Because I want to see what you like better I problem

Dude and thanks for this Be saying like do you like this I like it I want you to tell me Which one you like better Okay That's some Rufus horns back there, bro. I think it sounds like, like what artist?

Meek Mill. Meek Mill. A little young boy. Yeah, maybe so, yeah, yeah. Now, people say like juice, I sound like juice, real. Really? Just got to shed that. Those horns in the bag, bro.

That reminds me a little bit of Rufus. Pull it down. I like, I like the first one better. Thank you. But is it really okay If I told you that? Yeah. I like both of them

I like both of them Well you asked Yeah, I like both of them Thank you sir But the first one I feel like Hit me better Yeah, it feels like a summer vibe Right

Yeah And this one I do like that You have more So I get to hear you more So I get to hear you more I like the first one Better overall for me And the second one

I like the fact That I get to hear you more I'll send you the The link when it drop Yeah bro Will you? Bump it in the car Yeah dude

I'll fucking shit I'll put it on my hearing aids You know what I'm saying Dude Bro are you We put headphones on a parent. This, this, this, this, this, this, this. And they tap the wrist.

You got to wear a watch. I got to get one. Hock o'clock. You do muck bangs, too. There's something about, and for muck banging people that don't know what it is, it's eating food. We didn't even eat the food. It's enjoying food. I brought food.

We didn't even eat it. Do a muck bang. I'll have to find what I do with you in L.A. then. I'm down. Okay? Yes, sir. I know I want to do something to be a part of what you're doing. I just don't know

for that time today because I have to leave at 4 p.m. What's your favorite food to eat because we can do a muck bang on it? Let me think about that. Let me think about that. But I know you do muck bangs which is eating stuff.

There's something about the way you eat, bro. It's just damn. Some of it's just so romantic, bro. Like some of you... What is it? But guy, you finish on a bite sometime and it's just like, oh. The way you kind of like...

It's like watching the notebook, I feel like, Like some of it is just I feel like I'm watching like some like scenes from Twilight or something Like sometimes the way you finish on a line Go to that fruit one above this There's a fruit one that's hidden Yeah that one

Look at these either fruits Oh And I'm really I'm really devouring that Oh that's damn fuck mucking on it Oh that'll make you Oh yeah you could sell some of this So good Foot it's just some CEOs over there in Washington D.C I tell you

Now that I have teeth, I can really enjoy the food. Oh, how different is it? It's because the whole different thing because your palate is right here. When you're eating, I used to have to chew everything in the back right now it's coming right here. What would you say to somebody?

So you're doing streaming, you're doing mucking, you're doing a lot of stuff, right? Do you feel a lot of pressure? Like, I heard you say earlier, like, you know, we're talking about a story, you had to get a video up, but it's like, do you feel a lot of pressure to do everything?

Do you find that something works best for you? and how are you going to navigate this? And how are you navigating this space that you're in right now? Because it's a little bit different. Now it's different because I'm streaming more and it's like people that are looking for that stream. People are also like,

when does he drop in a new muckin video? When is he going live? So it's like you have to have good time management which is something I kind of struggle with. Like I don't have a good morning routine because I go to bed at like four or five because I'm doing this and wake up at like, you know, 10, 11. Do you have a body pillow or anything like that?

The body, what do you mean? I'm just trying to think of something that could help you sleep at night. I don't know. Punch me in the face, knock me out. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. I mean, maybe, I mean, yeah,

I was going to think I could maybe get you a body pillow or a fucking, like a, just an Italian. Like an Italian bassinet or something. You need a good team, you know? I have my boy Danny. I have my boy Jacob. We're like, edit together. I have someone to get you on the schedule.

And that's something that, the best thing that came out of stream of you was learning more about myself. and my ego and other people's egos and how to react about certain situations and it taught me like the right road of obedience like how to like

learn about your like how to control yourself you know oh so are you talking about how to tolerate yourself how to tolerate yourself like how to how to manage how you could feel how you could track what you're doing and just just go out

through life and be good you know so basically what I learned is like I have to be able to make content stream and also be happy at the same time. That's the hardest thing is you can't ever really find happiness but you could try to find peace because if you if you're happy there's also sadness but when you're at peace you're even with everything you know and that's what I want to find eventually peace but through all of this I want to I want to get so big that I could have like a inspiration medically on people.

Like, I want to be able to send out a tweet like, hey, are there any good doctors out there that could help give kids better eyesight or better hearing? And I want to bring them all together and come up with cures for that. Like, I want to have that because an influencer has an influence. Like, you could have an influence,

but a lot of influencers talk about like cars and money and shit like that. I want to have an influence medically on people and help save lives and help come up with cures and medicines and really expand on that. Because I struggled seeing and hearing my whole life and kids deal with the same thing. So let's try to do that.

Let's get to that point. Well, look, man, I see you, I hear you. And I also want you to, like, you know, just from an outsider's perspective, you don't have to do a ton, bro, to make us love you, you know what I'm saying? Yes, sir. Just keep being you.

I don't think you, if there's a day where you're like, I don't know if I'm going to get a video up or, like a week or something. I'm not saying you do, but don't. I don't feel too much pressure, bro. I've developed, like, anxiety and depression like that. I try to ignore it, but it's there. Yeah.

But I think I have never been so happy. It's not even about the money or the new opportunities. It's about the satisfaction of I worked my freaking ass off, and I finally did it. I finally, I manifested this ship. I became obsessed with the process. Manicati-fested it. Becoming obsessed with the process is manifestation. Amen.

Manifestation becoming obsessed with the result is being greedy. You gotta be obsessed with the process The little moments The little thing that happened How you got here It's fun Enjoy the journey My boy clips

Said enjoy the little moments You know Yeah And that's what the clips are Which is interesting You know Yeah Um

Jay shock dude Thanks so much bro For coming and hanging out Here's what I'll do Is even if we can't get To do a mug bang I know Because I just

I have to be at this fight At 4pm Yeah But I'll come and stream With you or something Whatever you feel comfortable with like I like to hang out people off camera like if you want to...

We can do that for sure. I'm going to get your information but I'm just saying I want to do something with you too I appreciate you coming bro. Thank you. This has been like We could do it in the car. We could stream in the car? Well we could do the muckbang in the and then stream like around wherever you want. Well I would love to at least get to stream. I have to look in a mug bang and I've just never done it.

We could do a live muckbang in the car and record it at the same time. Okay. Of your favorite food. Okay. Let me think about what that is. But yeah, man, I want to get to come and stream with you and do something good, you know. Yeah, dude, just thank you so much, Jay Shock. I appreciate you for having me. You bet, man. You have no idea.

Oh, of course. I want you to meet you. Yes. You're an amazing person. Like, I look up to people like you and you have a very good impact on people's lives. And you were like a mentor to me. So I appreciate you having me. Well, thanks, bro.

I think you're like a young mentor to me. So how about that? I am a parent to you. Yeah. It's shock o'clock. Blessings, yeah. That's perfect. Now I'm just floating on the breeze,

and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be. Cornerstone to reach that ground. I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it.