This Past Weekend - #686 - Caleb Pressley

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

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He's a content catalyst. He's the interview assassin. You know him from his show Sunday conversation with his cohort Mr. Glennie Balls. I'm grateful for his return to the show. It's my friend Caleb Presley. Bro, you kind of, I don't even need to say this in a negative way at all. Don't say it. Okay. What are you going to say? But do you want to know it or not? Well, obviously, I want to know it now. Okay, I think they're you sometimes resemble sometimes a trafficked woman. Nope.

Nope. Would it rather you not say it. Oh, my God, I knew it. I knew it, dude. What we need to find is somebody who, when we want to say something, there's a mediator. There's almost like an escrow account. You can put it in? Yeah.

Yes. It's like we say something's like, I put it a little, let me tell Terrence first and see what he. Well, that way you can get out of your own body. Because I know you have a hard time sometimes holding stuff in. Yeah, I've had some mild nightly ejaculatory issues, okay? I went on a run with the hand recently. Really? Yeah.

What the fuck? I'm a bot, homie. I have not been looking at pornography. So I am 52 days off of looking at porno. Is that better or worse? Oh, it's good. But to be on that large of a run. Oh, would you mean to still be doing, like, pleasure myself or whatever?

Yeah, like, what are you? Well, I'm jerking off. Yeah, but, like, what are you thinking about? Oh, I'm thinking about women. All the time, every time. Hey, me, look, I will say this. Every now and then you will see a guy kind of run by in the back of the fantasy. I will say that.

But I don't know what he's doing, and I don't know him. You just get boys. It's like the big rock stars or whatever. They have a heart, after they just had sex with so many women, they're not even, like, gay. They just, eventually you get tired of women. And you jerked off so many times. I mean, that's a good point, dude. Bro, jerking off is a gayest thing, really,

because it's also ego. First of all, you're jerking a dude off, right? Facts. Yeah, it's you. Facts. But still. Fat dude sometimes. Yeah.

So, I don't know. I got to look into it. Dude, you want to do something crazy about being a fat dude. This morning, I was in the shower. And are you feeling fat just a... No. Okay.

I mean, I mean, if you're not... you did the math or whatever. You did the scale or whatever. I don't feel fat. I feel normal. It's probably a problem. I feel very not fat. Okay.

I still feel like normal. But every once I will catch a glimpse of myself. Which this morning I was in the shower and my buddy FaceTimey and I had the phone playing music. And so I have a little stand on the back of my phone so like it kind of stands up. And you know how FaceTime when it comes on? It shows you it automatically pops up the screen of yourself. Like if you pick up a. FaceTime, you see yourself.

Yeah. And so I was in the shower, and I saw I was getting in FaceTime. So I moved in the shower, and I noticed that the phone is still. It's not moving. But the screen followed me in the shower. Through like the shower window or whatever had steam and all this type of shit on it. And it followed me all the way across. And I kept walking back and forth trying to get away from it.

And it was just following me the camera. So what are you saying? Like your screen's a gay dude or whatever? Dude, the screens are just, they're on, first of all the time. So you can just assume that. if your phone's there, it's on you. And then it's not only can you just have it like this looking at you, you can point it like this,

and it will still side-eye you like this. That's what he was doing? It was like, good. Giving you that Mona Lisa? The silent smile. Dude, is that true? Your phone is following you now? It was, I'd never seen it in my life.

Apple's iPhone center stage feature allows your iPhone to automatically pan, zoom, and keep you centered in the frame during video calls and selfies. So, I mean, just look where we're at. It's, like... It's time. It's here.

It's here. God. Yeah, I don't know. My buddy did call me a couple of weeks ago, and he was kind of... I don't want to say he was crying, but he teared up pretty heavy. And he's a bigger guy, and I think it was... This is about me. Don't do this again.

This is a good opportunity for the escrow. No. You haven't gone there yet. You can do it. Welcome to Word. Well, wherever you're gonna say you tell somebody else first. That's a great little invention for like married couples or whatever There's married couples probably need a lot of Middlemen. There's like this middle AI box or something where you go say whatever you were gonna say to your spouse into the box and

Then it like a minute later it tells you if you should or shouldn't say it yes Or it can convert it into something you should say. Oh, that's good It can tell your heart It can like it can tell that you're a good person. It's like it can tell that you're a good person. It's like This guy meant this. He had a good heart. He shouldn't have said this, but this is what he should have said with that type of heart. Because that guy's got a good heart.

He's an asshole, but he means well. But God, he's got a ticker on him. That guy's got a fucking, yeah, he's a piece of shit. But every Valentine's Day, he pulls up. Dang, dude. Yeah, what was I freaking talking about? Who knows? Oh, yeah, dude.

So my friend, he was kind of like tiered up or whatever. and he called me, he's like, dude, I was working the other day, and I saw my shadow, and my shadow was fat. And he's like, that's when it, like, something hit him. Are you talking about Glennie Balls? Are you still talking about me in Glennie Balls? I mean, no, this is not like some type of intervention, man. You guys are going to be, I mean, I don't know. I do.

I have prayed for some of his, you know. No, Glynny Balls is actually looking really good, but we did just have Andrew Huberman on our show. And he wants to do it. He did an intervention with Glennie during the middle of the show. Did he really? Wow. Huh.

And what did he come to? Like what was Glennie Stigling? Glenn said, I don't want to do it. No, don't do it. Oh, he did that? Yeah, it was like an exorcism almost. An exercisism. He's just trying to fucking,

they're trying to summon the appetite out of Glennie. Like, yeah. Chapalelah. He's just channeling different fucking buffalo. Mozarelle. No, Glennie's looking great, and he's lost

oh my God, so much weight. And he'd think he walks all the time now. He's a healthy guy. I golfed in a PGA event, well, PGA pro-am with Glennie. Did you really? Last week. He's golfing. Yeah. Oh, well, one thing that I love watching Glennie, Glennie has some of the best socials, right? Well, first of all, he's one of the greatest guys.

And we're talking about Caleb's co-as, Glennie Balls. Yeah, yeah. And there he is, right there he is. Oh, God. Bro, if I could have a Christmas ornament, bro. He's like the, he's like the wreath you would love to hang on the door of your home. You know, he's just, he is, there's nothing like him, brother. There he is.

And God only made one of them. Well, they said God made three of them, but they just put him into one. That's, is that messed up? No, no. Funny. I like, I should have said that into the, uh, into the word escrow. God. Glennie, just joking, man, we love you.

Love you, Glenn. You think he's going to be upset? No, no, no, he likes being talked about. Oh, he does? Yeah. Yeah, he's one of the most charming guys. And I do love, he goes for his walks on his, on his social media, so you kind of with him in his journey.

And also, one thing that he does best bite, right? Like, you'll go and you'll sit down at a foodery or some, like, even a halfway house where the, you know, where the meth cook has even taken a break to make some eggs or whatever. Like, Glennie goes to some wild places, right? And the guy didn't even clean. the pan and the guys sit there grilling up a couple huavos for glennie and that best bite oh that meth house best bite those that one fucking shook him you know so when you go out to eat with glen

he makes a food review video okay every time and i forget about it almost every time but he makes it every time so you have to do the camera work and i think like if i'm holding the camera he wants he wants my, to me to say some like little lines in the background to kind of spice up or make it funny. Or like we're doing a duo comedy or something. And he doesn't want me to talk. He gets really upset if I talk. Because it's the Glenn show. Yeah.

But it's every restaurant we go to. I'm sure you probably, you've ate with Glenn a lot. I'm sure you've had to hold it one or two times. I can't remember. I was with him on vacation, so he may have been taking a break from work. I do think it's interesting that we are in this time where it's like you can just be hanging out with somebody and then you suddenly just find out they're an influence or something. Like you're on a date with a girl or something, and you're just walking on the street. And she's like, will you hold my phone while I do this back flip off this fucking taxi cab or whatever?

You're like, what? What are you talking about? And she's like, oh, you don't know I'm backflip taxi bitch or whatever? I'm like, you're who? They're like, yeah, I'm backflip taxi, bitch. You haven't seen my work or whatever? And it's like, what? Like, what?

I just want to go roller skating with you. You know, it's like. So it is kind of wild that we're in this place where you will get asked by somebody. will you just be my cameraman for a per for a second yeah i was eating in new york city the other day and i was watching like the it was uh i'm trying to think the restaurant because it's so good it's like a chipole it's like camino or something carbone maybe no anyways um i was looking out the window on the street and a girl was doing like one of those men on the street interviews uh that you just see all the time on social media and it was just like watching her like have to grind getting people and

she was doing it right in front of me it was i was happy it wasn't me because early in my career, it was me. I had to do it. I didn't have a choice. And I like doing it for a while, but then I kind of stopped liking doing it. But I did figure out the number one way, if anyone's doing those, you can always get the interview. Every time, I figured this out after it's doing them for so long. This is a hack. Yeah, because you go up, people was like, hey, I want to have you, can you talk to me? And actually when I first started, this was like 10 or more years ago, people would have wanted to be on camera because it was still like special or cool in their mind. Yeah. They had no idea that I was about to just ask them the dumbest question ever.

But anyways, I find out, people started saying no over the years. I found out if you say this, people always will say yes. You say, I got to ask. Yeah. And they're like, they're just curious about themselves. They're like, what is it? You got to ask what? And it's the end every time. I got to ask. Dude, that's a good call because you're kind of putting it on them a little bit. it sparks their own narcissism and like curiosity about like what is it about me you got to ask about yeah that reminds you when you hear a knock

at the door you don't have to open it it's like why does this person want to talk to me yeah yeah yeah but there is some little energy but it's like yeah it just puts it on you because a knock on the door that's just them saying hey it's up to you yep and then I'm here I'm here

but it oh dude that's interesting bro it is funny that there was a time where It's like interviewing somebody on the street would just surprise me. What are you doing? Like, what's even happening here? Now people are literally like running from those people or that they're everywhere. Dude, I was in New York City and I was walking down the street and the guy comes up to me. I think it was the guy.

I was like, you seem so confident or whatever. No way. Yeah. And I was like, me? I was like, and I was like, oh, no, no, no, no. I think you're just seeing me at like a crazy angle or something. Like, dude, no. I'm not doing that great, but I am headed to.

to the gym. Did you really get that guy? I think, but you can't tell if it's the real guy or if there's 30 guys like that. Well, I also do, yeah, who is the guy? Just whoever's doing that. And I will say this, he was very nice. He was like a really nice guy and like, but I don't know if it was the actual guy. But yeah, that guy came and said something to me or came and approached me.

And, but I was shocked. I didn't realize at first what was going on. I thought it was just somebody saying, hey, you seem really confident. I was like, oh, no, you got the wrong fucking guy, man. Yeah, dude. It might just be, I mean, my shirt's clean. Which is a start. So, have you seen that girl that interviews ghosts?

Oh. Yeah, there's like, like, that's a, like, I'm just trying to think of all the crazy social. I forget about it because I live in, like, basically a retirement area in Florida. I do. Like, I actually used to live in a retirement building. You came to my building. Yes, I did, dude. It was 50 plus.

Oh, bro. I've told this story of countless times to everyone. I've said. This is like, I'll meet somebody immediately. I like, my name's Theo. Do you know my friend Caleb lives in a retirement home? Do you know that? And he's underage.

And then I have this joke. I'm like, he got grandfathered in. Nice. Dude, and that was, that was unbelievable. I remember I was walking down the hall to your apartment. I was just walking, right? And someone opened the door. It's like, quiet it down out there.

I just walked by their door. And I was wearing tennis shoes. They love, I mean, they love me. at first because it was like, who's this like young guys like, well, actually, this isn't even true. At first, I, at first, they were like, shunned me because I was too young or whatever. Oh, yeah. Who's this guy with his T-cells and everything or his white blood count or whatever?

Yeah. It's his health monger. Yeah, who's this guy with his erections and his elastic skin? That's not even true, though. That's like the horniest place you can go with these old places. But I say all that to say. someone told their grammar, whatever, came and visited and saw me,

and they told their grandma, they were like, this guy, I've seen him do like an interview before. And so I'm riding the elevator one night, and this old lady looks up me and she goes, I'm white. What? Say, excuse me?

She said, I'm white. I said, I'm sorry, man, can I help you? And she said, oh, I'm sorry. My grandson told me. to say that I'm white. And I realized her grandson I must have told her about the Kodak Black interview. Oh, yeah.

Where he says, I'm Kodak Black. When you see me, I'm white. Yeah. This lady would just hit me with, I'm white. But then once that got, once rumor hit the town of that in the building, I had to move out.

Yeah. Well, I remember when I got over there because we went to swim or whatever. And there was people, there was like those senior aerobics with the weights in the pool. Yeah. There was some guys who,

were like, I thought they were being like quiet or whatever, but they were a couple guys that were asleep over there. Both. Yeah. And there was like a lot of like just tanned kind of yeah, it was a lot of like pigment Hebrews out there. There's a lot of like older Jewish Italian groups. That's it. That's it. Yes. Yeah. That's actually a very accurate description. Yeah, it was good. That's what people don't understand about you. People who don't know you. I feel like people think you just say stuff. But the amount of times what you're saying is 95. to 98% exactly accurate is astounding. Really, dude?

Hebrew Italians, that was, that was it. Yeah, lightly, kind of like browned around the edges a little bit. It's a beautiful description of where I was living. Thank you, dude. And a lot of jewelry, too. A lot of jewelry. A lot of jewelry, like, you know, heavy jewelry for their bodies, too. You know what I noticed living in that old folks home?

Huh. Was. And also, let me just say. Let's go on record. And you never had any, like, complaints there or any set. Like, people didn't think you were a predator or anything. Because it's very, it's, I don't know if it's illegal, but it's odd for somebody who's not retired. This was a retirement building you were in.

This was 200 units of 65 plus. Yeah, this is just, to paint the picture, this is like the town, like, above Boca Raton, Florida. So this is very much retirement area. And I just somehow got a lease that. I don't even know if it was legal. Yeah, it seems odd Because I saw one dude Had heaven or bust tattooed on his back

I'm like, oh And I thought it was a dude as a woman Like, damn Because age kind of takes it all the way, you know? But I noticed from living there That like there's two types of old people Okay There's super happy, the most happy

People you've ever met in your life And then there's the other side Which are like the most grumps You've ever met in your life And my theory is I feel like by that time of your life you've made so many, like, small decisions about how you're going to, like, approach stuff that basically you just get so worn into those decisions that you're, like, slowly,

every time you make a decision, you're slowly heading one direction. And you've done it so many times by that age that you've either made grumpy decisions your whole life and you've turned into a total grump or you've made, like, kind of like nice person decisions your whole life, and you turn into, like, the happiest grandma or grandpa of all time. And it's kind of inspired is a heavy word, but it's kind of made me, like, think about it, like, all right, I've got to approach this the right way or else I'm going to end up a huge grump.

Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting, dude. Just that you would see that too, and you're kind of right. It's like, how do you want to end up? And then what is this little decision you're going to make here or there? Because a lot of it is just about

very small decisions along the way. You don't see a lot of old people, like they're just kind of chill and then like you never know what mood you're going to catch them in. Yeah. If you know an old person in your life, you know what mood you're going to catch them in.

Yeah, you don't meet a lot of those middle ground seniors really. No. You don't meet a lot of those guys who's got one foot in the grave and one foot being an asshole or whatever. It's like it's one of the other dude. Um, Caleb Presley, man, good to see you, bro. Thanks for, thanks for having me. It's always good to see you. Dude, I like that jacket too. That's, what is that? It's my chika cheetah. Oh, that's your, uh, it's a tequila, peanut butter tequila. Peanut butter tequila. Sounds like ass, but tastes good. Yeah. We're working some taglines. Our other one is, uh, yeah. Our initial one was, it's not penis, brother. It's peanut butter. Dude, that's a good one. And people seem to like that one. That's gone further than I thought it would go. It's not penis, brother.

It's peanut butter. There's some concerns about it from... But, like, that's the thing. It's like, we're a small company. We don't really have oversight. So there really hasn't been any concerns. I just know that if we had oversight, they would have concerns about it. Oh, well, the biggest concern obviously would be...

No oversight. Nut allergy. Nut allergy. Oh, well... Allergent-free. Because it's not real peanuts in there. It's not like we're grounding up peanuts and putting it in there. You mean there's not real peanuts in it?

No, bro. You can literally, if you have a peanut allergy, we've done this before. You can literally, see, it says on the site. Algin-free, no peanuts. You know if it says it on the site, it's real. It's not penis. It's peanut butter. Is that what it is?

It's not penis, brother. It's peanut butter. The nuttology I'm worried about is some dude nut on me or whatever. There's another one. Live, laugh, nut. Oh, that's a cool one. That's another tagline we're working on. Live-Laugh,

nut. I like that. And so like we started as like a, we don't have like a big, like a big alcohol company behind us or like some of these new brands pop up, but they're almost like kind of, I don't know, industry plants, the right word. But like they have a lot of support behind them. Yeah. Dude, we started as just a very small, it's like me and like four other guys. We'd like launched in New Jersey. It was like our launch state. And we've been kind of matriculating state by state. I think we're in like 33 states now. Nice. But that was three years ago we did that. And this year we're going to sell our

millionth bottle. Let's go. Really? Millionth bottle. And dude, we're like nowhere. Because the people who try it, it sounds like ass, but the people who try it like it, like it, love it. Well, dude, I've been places and heard people talk about it when you weren't even there whenever. So it's definitely gaining like a popularity. Yeah. So it's been, it's been really fun. It's kind of like a little, it's cool to have like a business Obviously, we both are, like, doing other stuff, but that's, like, literally a business.

It's kind of like a little baby you have out in the world because it, like, does stuff without you. So you, like, you do your best to, like, make sure everything's going well and, like, you raise it right, but then, like, you know, it goes to class. You, like, send it to school and, like, you just hope that people like it and, like, it doesn't, like, get in trouble or whatever. Yeah. It's, like, somewhere out in the world, someone's drinking a chika-cheater right now.

And it knows nothing about me or nothing about my, business partner's like. And it's early, too. Let's say that. It's like 10.30 more. Wisconsin's our biggest state. Yeah, let's say that, bro. Oh, because peanut butter and cheese, dude, it goes. It's a Vindigram. Yeah. Alcohol, peanut butter. That's us. Oh, dude, that's great, bro. That's chica cheetah. How do you say chica cheetah. Chica cheetah. It means cool girl in Spanish. Does it? Or someone

said it means like cool bitch. But I don't know like that seems Cool bitch. Yeah. But it doesn't seem Cool bitch?

The person who told me that is the guy who like founded our company. Okay. But everyone else I've talked to who says it means cool girl. Like all the Spanish people are like Mexican people

they say oh cool girl but he can't say to me's cool bitch so I don't know. He might have been upset at his wife or something. Yeah. But anyways. Yeah there is cool girl. See even Google translate.

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you definitely start to look like kind of one of those missing women from my neighborhood. Dude, sometimes the missing women posters, like they put up kind of a good-looking drawing. Like, I don't know if they had a good artist in our town or something when I was young, but whoever drew the missing people in our town, oh, baddies.

It's like, I know where they're at. Well, I don't know where, but I know why. Yeah, dude, they can't be that good looking. It's still be here. Yeah, it's. to be here. They didn't get kidnapped. They moved.

You saw the moving truck outside their house. Yeah, dude. Some people, dude, it was kind of a thingy from a smaller place, bro. Like, people that got too good looking, they had to move out of the town. Get fuck, bro.

I know, because then it just leaves you with all your buddies. And you look around and be like, ugly. Every single one of them. So you're just like, dude, they left. It does improve the vibe of somewhere if someone there is an attractive person. You think that's it? Dude, you and I are the most attractive guys at all.

And we don't really like, it doesn't have to be your looks. Well, imagine us right here. And then someone attractive was here as well. Oh. We would still having fun, but the vibes would be better. The vibes would be up. You're right. Like clavicular or maybe Alex Earl maybe.

Or who else probably? Oh, that lady from Friday Night Lights, the... Which one? The mom. And the daughter and the... High school movie. You're right. Good call.

She probably was 25 actors, though. Let's say that. But hey, but hey, I'm not letting that fucking be usable in court. Okay. The mom The mom Dude we get to go to Morgan's for dinner tonight

Yeah What do you think he's gonna have You think he's gonna have like Like you think like the food would be like His plates would be like guitar shaped Or anything like that Or you think it's like a theme energy or whatever I don't know

I've never been over there I've never been over there What does he I'm a I didn't even know he like You hear about like all these singers Living in Nashville but You don't know if they do for real That's a good point actually

Could be optics Oh could be the ops dude Alan Jackson lives in fucking Alabama or somewhere else. Does he really? I don't know. I made that up. That is what I like about Nashville. Like coming back here,

obviously I lived here for a while. Coming back yesterday, I was like, God, this place is rocks. I love it. Yeah. People are great.

People are great. You can see everyone so good. This is gray every day. So the lighting's perfect for a picture. I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville ever. And people are, every time I come,

they're like, bro, you just miss it. We just had, it's been so hot out. It's been so sunny. not today or yesterday, was it? Dude, well, but the problem is, and I'll tell you this, Caleb,

is the problem is when you get the sun here, they packaged it all at once. I don't know if there was like a backup on it or whatever, and they delivered it all at once, but we just had a heat dome here, okay? We were the hottest place on earth, bro. All the sun, bring it up, bring up that heat dome. The hottest place on earth.

An oppressive heat dome, first of all, and I like a little bit of dome, but this is much. An oppressive heat dome centered over Tennessee and mid-September 2026 drove temperatures to record-breaking levels making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter

than the air over the Sahara Desert. That's too much, man. So that is hot, dude. How about this? Pull this up. Pull this up. Who gets more rain? Seattle, Washington, or Nashville, Tennessee?

Nashville, Tennessee gets more rain than Seattle, Washington. 47 to 50 inches versus 37 to 38 inches. Wow. That's the only bad part about Nashville. Is the rain? You can't go outside. Yeah. No.

It doesn't feel like it's rainy, but it does feel great. But the people here are the like, the people in the airport are the best. The people are here, are great, dude. Now, we'll say one thing. You're like, man, I love being here. Look at this awesome picture I took. And it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop. I thought you would like it.

I didn't think it was a picture for me. I was like, you'll love this picture. Well, it is true. I do, yes, I'm vaping. But it's cool, man. So where I live now, I live in Florida, but like, if I have to travel so much for work, like I'm probably traveling three weeks a month. Yeah.

If I wasn't, I would be here. It's the best place for traveling especially. Because it's central. It's pretty central, dude. Right. And it's been, I mean, yeah, I mean, Nashville's been great. The people the best, It's the best people around.

There's a lot of people here that we know. There's a lot of like our people that are awesome that like... Well, dude, we get to fucking go to dinner at... We get to fucking go to dinner at Morgans, dude. Yeah, that's gonna be great. What do we even wear? I don't know. It was really hadn't thought about it, but I was probably...

You were probably to see me in this. Dude, I pulled out a shirt out of my bag this morning. I don't know if I want this. I pulled a shirt on my bag this morning, a clean shirt, put it on. I was going to wear on the podcast. Smelled like shit. Uh-uh.

You think there was shit in your dryer or whatever? I don't know. I don't know, man. Are you using like a shared dryer or whatever? Because I remember I was living in this one apartment complex and somebody like tried to clean baby diapers or whatever and they just washed a bunch of like baby diapers or whatever.

They put them in the thing. They watched the diapers. Yeah. And then they put them in the dryer and the shit. Dude, they had some type of shit like, I don't know if it was called baby shit or like youth shit or whatever in the dryer for, oh, dude. And it was like it was a shared unit. Like, you know, we all had to use it or whatever.

And God, dude. I remember for probably three months, just everything smelled like shit. Yuck. It was the worst. Youth shit. It's the worst. Youth shit?

Yeah. It's not, I mean, I'll tell you this. If they had a little shakutery board of shits, I wouldn't. That's the blue cheese, brother. Only one bite. Yeah, one bite.

Everybody knows the rules. That's, you end with that one. It's going to change your palate for the rest of the day. Yeah, that's a tough one, bro. But yeah, dude, being in that south during football time, dude, did you see... Wait, can we say something? Yeah.

Football time. Who's your team this year? Well, I'll tell you, well, like... That's fair. It's a great question, okay? Because I was down there party and went in Louisiana, right? You walked a team off the bus. Yeah, dude, they'll let anybody do it.

I did see a couple people that I don't think are affiliated with the program. And just say Brooks Nader. Okay. You don't have to be judgmental. Livy Dunn was there. I like, I love, I mean, yes, I have like four teams. Okay, my bad. But here's my thoughts on it.

These teams, it's not like they're, like, why do I have to be, why can't I be just a fan of whatever? Like, that's the weird thing about being a fan. They're like, oh, you're switching teams, whatever. It's not like these teams call me during the summer and be like, hey, man. is making sure you're still going to be. What is the team? Like, I know the team goes in plays, but you're the one that invest your money,

your time to go and support teams. It's like, you can have as many as you want. I like that. You're the choice maker. Teams are like, you don't support us. Yeah, I am. I'll be over there. I'm excited.

But it's not like, like, I just don't like when people are like a fair weather fan, you know? Because, or, I don't know what I'm trying to say, do I? Well, some people, not me. Some people would say you're a Fairweather fan because you're always a fan of the best team. The best team? Dude, I'm surprised Vanderbilt was good as well.

And maybe they weren't the best. I met a semi-illegal immigrant, okay, Diego Pavia in a hallway on Vanderbilt's campus. We got lost. We went to watch the Alabama game two years ago when they upset Alabama. They let anybody in the locker room. then it was like you could come in you can bring treats to the team. Dude, some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game.

Before the game, it said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder. And fucking half the team is in there eating them. Dude, they had, so we just, next thing you know, it's like day one day upset. Some black guy squeezed me so hard. I fucking had semi fractures in my ribs or like micro fractures or whatever. And I'd take some Tylenol. But anyway, yeah, became a fan of Vanderbilt. I love, I'm from Louisiana.

I always went to LSU for two years. So I got to go support Louisiana, right? I thought we were VAL fans. And we are. Okay, we are. There it is. And look, I like the Valls, dude. I went to a game last year.

They didn't win. So what the fuck, dude? Now it's on me. Why am I here? Yeah. I do get that. I do get to support a winning team. Well, you'll be there as long as long as,

until they ask you for NIL money, then you're like, all right, man. That is true, dude. Let's not get carried away. I think Manifil gave you a little jingle last show. I'm like, no. No. You got the wrong guy. That's crazy.

Think about writing a check for NIL. Well, they wanted NIL for two white guys. I'm like, two more white guys? Uh-uh. At least get one of those Japanese kickers. I'll fucking put it on that. You know? But, yeah, they were going for two more white receivers.

I'm like, I'm not putting it on that out. Look. I'm not a coach, but Let's think about this. Yeah, let's think about this, dude. No, but it is awesome. And I'll tell you also, I like Ole Miss, man. I like Ole Miss.

Why? Because I just like that quarterback together over there. Trinidad's like a, you know, he's a kind of undersized in some ways people would say. He's like a six-foot quarterback, you know. Now they got these behemists out there that have all the natural abilities. and he's just got so much heart. And he's great. They had Diego Pounds over there last year, dude,

entertaining guy. And I like just the lore. It's just exciting. I just love the SEC, man. Yeah, same, same. Okay. I mean, I'm a Tennessee volunteer fan, but I like, I'll say this,

I like John Summerall. I like, but I like Heipel too. Hyple's got the special sauce. Well, we put it on him. I got this guy. Oh, this thing you mean? Yeah, it's a special sauce. What is that?

Pull your mic down a little so we can see it. What is that? I don't know. It's a hypo chin strap. My dad had it too. My birth dad had it. Did he? I'm destined for it.

But it's like you hold like extra thoughts down there or whatever. They say like 30% of your brain's in your stomach. Oh, wow. So think about like your brain really can be anywhere. So what if you get an upset stomach or if you have like diarrhea or whatever? But think about that, you have upset stomach because sometimes you get upset stomach because you have like bad thoughts. It's because your brain's in your stomach. See if that's true, by the way.

Yeah, actually. I think that's, I think that is true. Look it up because we don't know. Caleb Presley, good to see you today. I forgot to do the intro. Great to see you, man. Always forget to do it. Can we just look it up?

Oh, okay. Look up what percent of your brain's in your stomach? Okay. I mean, is this true? Let me read it. So, because we don't know. Don't read the first part. What'd you say?

Don't read the first part. Well, just let me handle it. Zero percent of your actual brain is in your stomach, but your gut contains a separate network of about 100 to 600 million neurons, known as the interic nervous system. I've been telling people that fact for years. The fact's not even true. Well, who cares, dude? It's America. You know what I'm saying?

Nothing here's true. Nothing is it. None of it makes any sense, dude. Did you see, hold on, to bring it full circle here, or a semicircle. Okay. I like that. Did you see Tommy Tuberville what he said the other day? What do you say?

Tommy Tuberville is the former coach of Auburn. Oh, Miss. Was he at Ole Miss, too? Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is it. Listen to this. Many airline pilots. flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk on to a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up. Yes, you can. Somebody obviously made them. this up, Tommy Tumberville, who is a senator, okay, in, where is it?

Alabama. Alabama. In Alabama, he's a center in Alabama. Somebody obviously made this up. He's saying that, wait, play it one more time, dude. What? Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

That's my favorite part That's my favorite part. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot fly in your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up

like an animal. You can't make this up. Who gives a shit, Tommy? Why are you wasting your time on this? Why are we wasting because they're obviously doing research, I'm guessing, taxpayer dollars, I don't give a shit. If the guy's a furry.

Now, I will say this, like, if he gets on the, like, speaker or whatever, and he's like, this is your captain. Oink, oink. This is your captain. If you look out the winner to the left, you'll see a sanctuary where I was rescued from. Oh,

where's my... Hey, if he's like, well, oh, we'll be landing in 20 minutes. Shout out Dander, gang. That's fucking crazy, dude. This is a real thing, Caleb. What do you think about this?

Dude, I agree with you, Ben. Finally, my boy. Finally. We put a hard stance down. But is there evidence? Yeah, where does that come from? Is there any evidence that airline workers are furries?

Thank you. Tuberville did not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots, flight attendants, or air traffic controller. And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of times smelted delta with these things. Smelt it Delta. Like, if you're starting to make up things,

there's four fingers pointing back at you and you point your finger. Hey, man, that's what I'm saying, bro. The Ardvarg doesn't fall far from the jet blue, you feel? That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be Apple doesn't fall far from the truck.

I just couldn't get it to work. Tuberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings, including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, the 23 Covenant High School shooting in Nashville, and the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. He argued that the perpetrators' gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence.

He presented no further proof or evidence. Huh. Is that true? What's this? What site is this? Is Yahoo News? Hmm It's hard to tell if they're just Trying to take him down Toborville makes unfounded claims

That airplanes Who says airplane? God What's fucking wrong with me? How did God let me go this far in the world and not have a basic understanding of anything? Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staffs are furries

Just who... But first of all, every media outlet is made unfounded claims about absolutely fucking everything. You have Yahoo News, which has made probably a ton of unfounded claims, making a claim that somebody else is making an unfounded claim. That's where we are.

It is true, too. Like, he's, how many airports are in Alabama? True. Three? Are there? If you want to go to Tuscaloosa, you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa. You've got to, what, Birmingham?

Yep, you got Birmingham, you got Huntsville, and they have a new one down by the coast. Do they? They have two airports. in Alabama. Of course there's going to be some furries there. It's the whole state, bro.

And first of all, if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms, it's just... They're going to the game, man. Yeah, bro. They're going to the fucking game. It's fucking crimson tide fans, you gooner. That's all it is, Tommy. You can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude. Yeah, yeah, you can, bro.

Or yeah, if some guys dressed up, like if some guys eating... Tiger. Yeah, if some guy's eating tiger, he's dressed up like a war eagle. if his wife is feeding him birdseed or whatever it's just a fucking war eagle fan. If you do think about it, that is like the education of an Alabama kid is like how, like it's elephants, it's war eagles, it's tigers.

That's it. That's the only animals that exist. And that's the SEC, man. That's SEC football, dude. I love the SEC. Oh, God. Dude, it's so good to have football. Some people say that, and I think some people mean it. But I mean it. Like, it's life-changing for me when the football's back.

Yeah. Everything just makes. more like sense in the world. Yeah. I don't even watch all the games. Like I just like knowing that they're happening. I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff. But like I just like knowing that it's going on

so things are moving in the right direction. I'll dial in for like two games a weekend. Really? I want to know that all of them are happening. I don't even like a lightning delay. Wow. You just want to know, huh? Yeah, there is something nice.

I think it gives everybody something. Well, I do think college football is still rewarding to people. Some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes. NFL's kind of like that to me. The gambling thing? Well, it's not the gambling. It's, uh, it doesn't feel like, it doesn't feel the same. Yeah. I'm curious, this is where my question is for college football with all the NIL stuff. When are we going to see the first player come out and have like a good first two games? And then you know how like a couple years ago they started sitting out of the bowl game?

because I want to protect their NFL career, when are we going to see the first player pop off for like, I hate to say it, but like Mississippi State, the quarterback from Mississippi State, when are you going to see him sit out the rest of the season not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value, but to protect his transfer NIL value to go to Alabama.

That's coming. You think so? Why would? It's the same thought process. Yo, I just showed what I'm worth. Now I have to protect my body. way I can go get the money I'm worth. I think you'd have to do a series of games. Two games won't get two games. You're just going to be gooning around over there at Transmission State Central or whatever.

You know what I'm saying? You know, HBSC or whatever. But you got, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's going to, well, it's going to continue to get weird because it's all just a business now. Yeah. But I agree. I mean, yeah. But the fans, it's the fans. Like, it's not the players, it's a fans. College says the fan. This is how you know sports is about the fans. Have you ever seen how sick those soccer games look in Europe or wherever those are happening like the crazy crowds and they look so sick? Yeah. That's soccer. And that's how sick it looks. That shows you it's about the fans. Bro, soccer's the worst. I know you're a big soccer fan. I didn't mean to defend you. I'm not a big soccer fan. I went to some games and I... It was the worst. This World Cup was the worst.

Yeah, I wonder why it was. I like the fact that people were excited about it, and it gave us something to do. But, like, the actual game of soccer is the worst. It's not probably the best game. I just, I mean, whatever. Yeah, I mean, I love and I respect it because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands.

They won't even let somebody use their hands for even one minute. Yeah. And that, to me, is unbelievable. Like, they should have a hands minute, like when that hands horn goes off. Yeah. And it's just hand-a-hand-a-money. This hand is your head.

Like, that breaks out in the crowd. People are just giving each other hand jobs and shit. You know, like, whoa. They're like, whatever, dude. We got 50 seconds left. So I think that that kind of thing would be fascinating. But here's why, here's why I'll tell you why they did, that why they did expand.

Because one of the things that made the games more boring, or I think appear more boring, was that they expanded the, number of teams that were in the FIFA tournament, right? In the World Cup. The reason I think they did that was because they're trying to grow more of an audience. So they wanted you to be able to have games in these different cities or different places where normally you wouldn't have it in a wider scope of places so people could physically go see it. Also, I think it gives them more chance to build stars because then you're

seeing more highlights of stars. People run kind of their brains on highlights these days. So I think those are, that's some of the reasoning behind it. Now with it said, yeah, you had a lot of games that were kind of boring, you had very few upsets, really, when it comes down to it. It was kind of the teams you expected to be in it at the end. I like the experience of having the World Cup here. I thought the fans and everything was great, and I'm not saying anything bad about the players even, but the game itself to me, the way it's structured is super, it's almost like non-competitive at heart or something.

There's something that's missing from it to me. And maybe I don't have the understanding of the game, which I definitely don't, but it seems like everything that is exciting is it off-sides. Or even the thing at the end, it's... is like there's adding extra time. I know everyone talks about that. And it's like a dead point. But like, what do you mean that?

It's just the end of the game. Like, if it was a football game and they just added like, you know, you got to play for three and a half more minutes. Like, where are you getting that information from? It's like, it's just crazy. It's like, and then going down and get injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt. They have to do it because it's part of the game.

Like if they don't do that, they won't get the call or whatever. So I'm not mad at them for doing it. But like, that is the game. How hurt can you act? It's crazy. How hurt can you act, dude? I will say this. The Emmys should have just given all the awards

to different soccer players and different soccer teams, bro. And, like, dude, if that's how you have to win, that's how you have to win, I'm not mad at them for doing it on the field, but, like, that is what that game is to me. And I just don't like it. Yeah. I was happy when I was over.

Were you? Yeah. Oh, dude. Well, okay. Sorry. The World Cup. You have people in villages who can. They can't even fucking, they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with them probably, okay?

And every four years they get a little bit of joy. Somebody travels into their village and sets a TV down for two months so they can watch the World Cup. That's crazy. They take the TV away after it's over. It's crazy. It is crazy. But it's just, it's how the government works, dude. We have to sell the TV so we can buy more missiles so we can send them to a bomb children.

So that's how it all works. We have to melt the TV down to use its crows. create another child bombing missile. But, yeah, those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it. I will tell you a story that, so I went to the World Cup final, dude, right? And it was in New York City or in somewhere around New York or whatever. So it was fun, dude. But the best part was so they had like a box were in.

I know this sounds kind of elitist, probably, but not the best food. They did not have the best food. Really? And it was not raising canes, to be clear. It was not raising canes. It was some other. It was just raising bad food. Yeah.

Okay. That was the company, some other company. But anyway, the story's so fucking long and I haven't said anything. So anyway, fuck, dude. I can't live inside of myself anymore. Something's wrong. But anyway, so I was talking with Gronkowski, and I never really talked to them before. He's the best.

He's the, dude, the best. And this drunk guy from Australia is. just bouncing around in the room like oh he's like i've been in america for 50 hours and i've had almost 90 drinks you know that guy yeah so i told rob i was like who's that guy i was like oh that's the head of william morris that's the head of wmee and rob's like oh really i was like yeah i said dude you should get everything to talk to him just make you know what i'm saying i know you're doing sports casting now just you know what i'm saying stay in the graces of one of the biggest agencies like all right man bet man good looking out or whatever you know and uh and and and and

And then he whispered to me also he's like, and he goes, Amandoli used to wear women's clothing. And I was like, that has nothing to do with this, Rob. This is, I'm talking about this drunk guy in the suite. Boy, you should know.

And I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not. Okay. But anyway, so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk Australian guy, dude. And I just made up that the guy was the head of this huge agency. The guy is not. He's just an Australian guy who was white skin when he got here and has turned dark red from how many drinks he's had.

Okay. He was talking to me. a couple olives fell out of his mouth. Anyway, so then I go sit by Rob's. I think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife. I'm not really sure. And I think it's the same person. Camille.

Camille. I'm sitting talking with her. And she goes, yeah, Rob's over there. He's been talking the ear off of that William Morris owner or whatever. And I was like, that's not the owner, William Morris. That's just some drunk Australian guy who's just been hanging out around here for the past 48 hours. She's like, it is? I'm like, yeah.

She goes in literally grabs Rob and fucking rips him away from this. drunk guy. He's been talking to the guy for an hour. Rob comes and sits back by us and she's like, what the fuck you doing, Rob? We're supposed to be here and join our time together, whatever. And Rob goes, somebody told me that that was the head of William Morris or whatever. It was me. I'm sitting right next to him. He didn't realize. Anyway, I think it's a bad story, but I can't tell. I liked it. Okay. Honestly. Thanks, dude.

He's, I love, I mean, I don't know him very well, but we had him on Sunday conversation. he's probably like the I mean there's like the purest I don't even know what you would How would you describe him? I would describe him as a You know those fun things outside of car dealerships

That they put air in? Yeah. If one of those just came to life And just traveled the world Just like tickling people I shook his hand And I was like, oh, I'm gay or whatever Like Because my hand didn't even hand a chance

It felt like an animal like going to sleep for the winter or something. Yeah, we had him on a swimming thing conversation. He showed up and we're like, man, thanks for doing this. Nice to meet you. He's like, yeah, man, I'm super sick, but I just, we don't want to miss this. He's like, bro, yeah, I'm super sick. I haven't been able to get on my bed all week, but I didn't want to miss this. Yeah.

I was like, I'm glad he showed up still, but you're like, God. Yeah. But dude. And then he's like, but Evandall is sicker with his activities. Like, okay. We're not going to write that down. But dude, those furries, can you even believe that shit? Dude, well, first of all, speaking of football... Hold on, play it one more time.

It is a good laugh. I mean, it's... Bro, this is a senator from Alabama. Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. community. Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot fly in your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up

like an animal. You can't make this up. Maybe it's just somebody that had a long Halloween. What are we talking about? I think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world. Like things are good enough that we're talking about this. That's good. Like we're a good. We're a good spot. Maybe like the furies don't want the heat right now or whatever. But like everyone's got to take the heat at some point. But as long as we're talking about bullshit, things are fine. That's a good point.

Yeah, maybe the furries don't want all that smoke. Dude, oh, there we go right there. There's your fucking pilot. Right there. Crazy like a fox. Whatever that commercial is. Did you see that cow that they airlifted? Look it up.

I think it's in... That's the same thing. It was? Oh, airlifted. Well, this was, I'm wondering if maybe this, maybe this flight, maybe the pilots saw this. Did you see this? Yeah, this is it. Cal airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain.

So while our country, and this is in France, I'm pretty sure, while our country is busy having senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time, okay, is a problem. This is what they're doing in France. Look at this mouthful. bro, the pilot's like, if you raise your left window, you'll see them flying in my side piece. Bro, that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride, according to Tommy Tuberville, dude.

That's all that is, bro. But if you get a chance at home, this is a helicopter flying an individual cow. This cow named Vaheen got stuck in the mud and was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own. and so they sent a helicopter to go get it. The mountain is not accessible by car, so officials airlifted the cow.

She arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered. What do you think she said when she got back? Like, imagine being a cow. Imagine that first. Okay. Now imagine getting separated momentarily

from your buddies and then all of a sudden you take a helicopter ride. And then you get dropped off back with your buddies. how do you even explain that that's like alien abduction abduction they're like what do you mean

and they're like I don't know something to pick me up and Vaheen means woman too in English wow so anyway yeah but yeah let's talk about football

dude let's talk about it BYU quarterback what happened I would just it kind of remind me that story I don't really have any thoughts on it But there's a thing this morning is like, BYU's quarterback, he eats dinner with his family naked. Really? This whole family eats nude.

Huh. And are they from... Yep. Really? Newtah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Bring that up. BYU quarterback bear Bachmire has naked family secret revealed during bizarre broadcast moment. that was so cool i can tell mom looks like she's taking notes there we should ask bear about that next next time we get a b yu game but he told us that at the dinners you know sometimes they just they just take the clothes off and they walk around naked you make the dinner's got in with the family do i have to answer that you don't have to answer that because i don't think anybody listening right now really kind of does that america it's up to your imagination well dude the guys the kids His name's Bear, first of all, so that's a fucking giveaway.

God, dude, that's a, like, what is going on? Dude. Is shit getting weird? I don't, I think these are good signs. I'm not saying they're not, but they just said that this kid allegedly eats naked family dinners. Like, it's fine. I don't care. It just seems like, maybe we've just entered back to, maybe it's back to the 60s or

whatever, man. Was that good? The 60s? Yeah. I don't know. I think Vietnam happened. Hmm. Bad.

Yeah. Depends on your support, but yeah. Damn. That's good. I don't know. First of all, if it's really a secret, they said the secret, don't tell it to the broadcast. That's a good point. Because that guy seemed like, that's not who you want to trust with your secrets.

Facts. Don't tell Will Compton your secrets. Yeah, dude. That's coming out on the broadcast. Bussing with the blabber mouths. I'll tell you that, dude. He has a secret autism, that guy, dude. I love him.

He cannot keep a secret. No, we need to talk about. Sorry to interrupt you. No, let's talk about what? We haven't spoke about this yet, but what did you think about our DJ performance? Oh, yeah. We haven't spoke about that.

Dude, we didn't speak about that, and some people I don't think even know about it. Yeah, because we purposely didn't. I think we purposely didn't talk about it too much because it could give off the wrong impression that we're trying to become DJs. Yeah. Which I don't think is true.

Which may or may not be true. I had so much fun. I mean, we did stage coach. At stagecoach, Diplo let us do a DJ set at his honky tonk, right? Yeah. And I didn't know what it would be like. I'd never been before. So we're there.

And first, well, first we have to make a DJ set, right? Right. And they say it's easy. and you can... Diplo said he could teach us in one day. Right. And he never showed up to do that. No.

First of all, there's no way we could have that in one day. No, we could not have it all. But you had a friend that helped us? Yes, Rob from Los Kings, which is a DJ group, Rob and Nick. They're great. So Rob from Los Kings spent a ton of time helping us, dude.

And he actually helped us put a set together. Well, so the theme of stage coach is like country, obviously. And so Diplo has his honky talk, which is, that was called, right? Yeah, it's like EDM. So it's like all EDM in there.

And so you're playing like dance music, but you kind of want to theme it country. Obviously, neither one of us know how to DJ, but we're huge fans of country music. And I think dance music too. Oh, yeah. I'm a huge fan of dance music too. I don't know if you are.

I like it, but it's like I listen to Jack Johnson, you know. Yeah. But, yeah, some of it. But anyways, but like, just tell me Jack John's not has nothing to do with dance music Oh no just tell me

Whatever else are gonna tell me I don't care about that Oh Well I was just gonna say I was just gonna I was curious I was what you thought about it Because we literally didn't Never talked about it again

That's true We didn't like it was crazy So well I didn't think it was gonna be That big of a thing right? It was huge like we bro There was I don't know the number of people But it was packed There was 9000 people in there

And it was a small room It was pretty small and there was like 5,000 people outside, like, waiting to get in. I will say this, there was a lightning storm that happened. So that could have been why a lot of people were in there. They had to be in there. But, dude, it was... So Diplo's like, I'll get you guys started right in the beginning.

I don't like that video. I'll get you guys started right in the beginning. Dude, take this video. What video is this? You kept doing that forever, though. What else were I supposed to do? Huh? Anything other than that.

Okay. I hate that video. Bro, you jump. I was so tired. We have no idea what we're doing. Bro, so look. But let me tell you exactly what happened. So Diplos says,

Who's the man, by the way? Yeah, oh, dude. He helped us a lot. He did, he did help us a lot. And sorry I said you didn't help us at all. Well, he also didn't help us all beforehand. Yeah, yeah. But on site, he was the man.

He was our ace. He was our ace, dude. Because here's the thing. We show up and we're like, okay, this is going to be chill. and they walk us on a stage and you hear like they've started some background music or something

and I had no clue how big it was gonna be or what and there's 9,000 people in a like in a huge warehouse and they are ready to fucking lose their minds and take some and do some tussie and fucking eat each other's nipples off right? Like they are ready to fucking

throw their own asshole across the crowd right? Like people are excited. Yes. And right as we walk out I'm like oh fuck we got to go back right? that's the first thing I told you. Back, like, turn around? Back outside where there was a lightning storm going on.

But, dude, we got up there and Diplo comes up and he's like, all right, man, I'm going to get you guys started and then I'm going to beat it. You guys take it from there. And we both literally grab his arm and we're like, you cannot go anywhere. You cannot go anywhere. No, because I don't know how. Let's just be honest about this. Yeah. We made our set, but we made it beforehand because we don't know how to DJ.

Yeah. And that was one of the biggest drawbacks. of DJing at the event, we didn't have to do it. Yeah. But we should say, we didn't ask to do it. They asked us to do it. Yeah. So we said yes, but we didn't go out of our way to say, hey, we want a DJ, even though

we don't know how to. Just blame somebody. Who are you going to blame? Okay, I'm trying to figure it out. Well, what I'm saying is, we created our set prior. Yes. So really, when we were up there, we didn't have a lot to do. Okay, that's right.

The set is created prior. So we were, we had it played, but then we didn't really have much to do for the rest of time. And if you wanted to make, and if you wanted to try and do something different while you're up there, we had no clue how to do it. Like, we had no clue how to operate anything or how to, like, switch from one thing to the next. They had one smoke button. They're the fire. Yeah.

Anyway, if Diplo's up there with us, we obviously wouldn't let him leave just in case something went wrong. Something went wrong in the second he fucking tried to leave, dude. We could, I could not have handled being up there just you and me. Now, one thing that did, that did happen was outside of the actual DJ booth, there's a huge stage right in front of us. So one thing I realized was like Dude we got to get this group hype So we would just keep running out onto the stage And doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do

Bro And then run back up into the booth Because you feel so exposed out there Yeah And Sidney Sweeney came out in the middle of our thing Do you remember that? Yeah she came out and threw a brawl Like some like paint

Like some like it was like an advertising thing It was surprised Yeah danced around It was fun dude Oh here's a video right here Just play this from the beginning How long if you wanted to be a DJ

I have never wanted to be one This is scary, dude I feel like there's some potential there Real good looking guys And like they're comfortable In their own skin So I felt like I could give them a little sauce Hey and these help my neck actually

I have a 5S1 issue We got big podcast Our goal tonight is to make sure The people that are there Have fun And what else tell them They play Morgan Wallham That was the best part dude

They literally They would play like 30 other songs I've never fucking heard of and I would just be like, play fucking more the wall and you idiot. It was fun. It was so much fun.

I regret, though, the videos I saw coming out of it. I would do it differently. Oh, my God, bro. We have to make a mashup of the horrible jumping up and down videos,

dude. You have to practice jumping. I was beat tired after we finish. It was the most exercise I've done in 10 years, probably my whole life. Well, dude, one of the crazy parts

is, they said, all right, bro, go crowd surf, right? And so I get out there, dude, and it's like all these, like, millennials. So they're like, one kid's like, I can't, I'm not doing good. I can't even breathe or whatever. And some kids, like, it was on the phone with his mom, dude, while I'm crout surf around. He's like, I don't know what's happening or whatever. The guy's like, I don't know if I have enough calories to do this or whatever.

I'm like, fucking chill, bro. That wasn't your best performance of the weekend. What? If I, can I gas you up real quick? Yeah. I thought when you, the day before, because we went to stage coach, before this, but the day before Ella Langley had you come out on stage. Oh, yeah.

And do a full, like, scripted everything. Yeah. And, dude, it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on. Really? You crushed it. Thanks, dude. Yeah, dude, it was exciting. Well, I was nervous, but also I practiced like almost 176 times before.

but we only practiced once actually on stage. So I didn't know where I was supposed to start or stop or whatever. It was good. Thanks, man. It was fun. It was a moment of time. You did it really good. There was a lot of pressure because I can't remember what you had to say,

but you had to do like a whole scripted part. Yes. You didn't have any, like you weren't reading it. It was a pressure situation. Yeah. You look calm. It was cool that she had me because there was such something that was totally out of my universe. Right.

And I was like, what am I even doing out of here? But we had my buddy Zeta hold these cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage Just down off stage. We wrote them all on there and of my lines for the song like you look like you love me like the uh Yeah, we didn't even say that what you were doing was a part of one of her songs yeah and you know It was like a male part in one of her songs yeah as a male part was Riley Green's part Yeah there and their song but uh anyway Zita had the cards and I did I got out there and I was cruising didn't need the cards and

my buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards and start shaking the card up at me from the edge of stage. He's like, ugh, cards. And I'm like, I don't need the cards. I'm doing fine, dude. I'm like, fucking chill. And then you're like, dude, bro, you're not looking at the cards. I'm like, I'm fucking, the cards are only if I'm not doing good.

Fuck, bro. And he was just like, ah, and he dropped one. He didn't want to, though, but I already read past that one. It's just fucking like, what an asshole. He's a good dude, though. He's a good dude. It was a pleasure to have him. I have him at my wedding.

He was a nice guy. Oh, yeah, that's true. Could we talk about your wedding or not? Yeah. I mean, I got me. I don't probably go too far deep into, but he's, uh, he was great to have him. He's a good guy. He wasn't dressed appropriately, but he was a good guy.

Well, he's like, you think they'll care if I dress how I want to dress? I'm like, yeah. Well, black tie optional. He took advantage of it. Dude, he didn't even have like a long shirt. It was just kind of like a, like a white shirt. It was like a wife beater sweater. Yeah.

That's like a wife feeder made a sweater. That's what he was wearing, dude. It was fucking trash, bro. But dude, that was so much fun, bro. We went out to that island. But dude, yeah, it was magical, man. That was pretty magical. But the craziest part about the DJ and was just like how long we had to go, dude.

Because we'd get out there, we were like making up dances and fucking do whatever we want. We were like tickling each other and shit. Like, at one point it was like, you'd run by and like tag me and then I'd chase you to the other side. It was like, we're doing like all this time. and Jerry shit. Like, we're doing anything to kill time. And it just kept ticking. But it was so, I mean, it was so fun.

I feel like people liked it. I feel like our set. You think I never heard anything about it from anyone. Well. But that doesn't mean anything. That's so true. I didn't hear any good feedback about it. I really didn't.

I'm not even joking. I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it. But it felt good. It was one of those things. Like, man, this feels electric. Oh, it felt good, man. Yeah. Would you ever do it again?

Would I ever do it again? Yeah. It was fun, dude. It was fun. I mean, it was definitely fun because it was so scary. It was like, who would go do something this big on this of a stage the first time they've ever done it? It was probably, like, one of the biggest, like, you almost kind of feel bad for, like, taking the opportunity from, like, a DJ who, like, worked hard to be there. But it was a good opportunity.

It was a good look. Shout out of Diplope. It was really fun. But like we we came up with our, did you like, I thought I liked our music. No, we could do, I have the set, we could put it. I don't know if you can't put it in the podcast, but. What if we could put it out just on,

is there a video of us on, is there any of that? I don't think there's a video of the whole thing. I have it on like a, there's a file, but it would be funny to put the podcast is the drops when it's like, this ad is sponsored by BetterHelp. And then it comes in. We put a fast ad read in there. Or what would you say to someone who says?

Yeah. Yeah. It was cool. I would do it again too. I would do it again and try to design it even better. What's our name again? I think our name was donkey honkeys or whatever? White.

Oh, the honky tonkeys. Tonkin honkeys. The tonkin honkeys. Shout right again. Yeah. If you look out of your window here on the left, you'll see my ex-girlfriend. Yeah. Dude, did you see that RFK Jr?

See if you can find this. It's RFK Jr. And Trump agreeing that there may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism. See if you can look that up. Really? Yeah. Now, that's something I feel like we're wasting a lot of time on.

Speaking of. Wasting a lot of time. Here you go. RFK Jr. children who are circumstanced. There may be furries in the cockpit. I'll take you this. And no shade Tommy Tuberville, man, but it's a crazy thing to just happen upon.

RFK Jr., children who are circumcised early, have double the rate of autism. Trump, I've studied this a long time. And then Trump says, I've studied this a long time. And this is from Reddit, which makes it even more reliable. Let's play this really quick. There's also just many, many other confirmation studies.

One of, there's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It's highly likely because they're given Tylenolm. So, you know, none of this is just positive, but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to. But you know, there's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor, but I've studied, this so long time. You know what I'm not? It's going on. First of all,

and yes, the term early circumcision. When's the right time? How early, dude? I just got it here. I mean, that's wild,

dude. But also, I could see this being a thing, like, well, first of all, I want to look into, I don't think he's saying

that circumcision causes it. He's saying that Tylenol causes it. Right. But you shouldn't be doing anything need to take a time off for, including circumcision.

Right. I don't think out of the gate maybe, yeah, why cut it off right then? That's kind of crazy. Do they do it right away? When do they give them the... Dude, I've heard crazy stats about this. Newborn babies are most often circumcised one to two days after birth, typically before leaving the hospital.

That feels right. Why? I've heard that it's not, you shouldn't do it. I've heard that straight up. Have you really? I heard that takes away like three. 30% of your pleasure, although who needs 30% more pleasure? Dude, I can't barely handle the pleasure I got.

I'm about to say. And I've been handling it. Yeah. But here's what I'm saying is, dude, the fact that right when you're born, they just cut off part of your weiner is fucking crazy. That's like, yeah. Think about that. Why do they do it? Let's start there.

But unless you... Bro, I mean, people can't see the screen. It was, your recent search was why a newborn baby's ugly. That was your recent search. Yes, it was. Well, you did. But what I'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because it is a deeply rooted cultural, religious, or personal choice and performing it during the newborn stage is simpler

and heals faster than doing it later in life. Huh. What is it cultural, religious and cultural traditions? many families follow specific faith traditions such as in Judaism or Islam where the ritual is performed during infancy. Is there a medical benefit to doing it? They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later on if you've got too much skin down there. Yes, there are medical benefits, major health organizations including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who could be compromised, we don't know, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention who could be compromised.

state that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks. The lower risk of UTIs in infancy. Dude, you're not going to get those two here in college anyway. What are you even fucking talking about? Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life. An uncircumcised baby boy has about a one in 100 chance of getting UTI while circumcise has about a one and one thousand chance. It just seems to me like they're saying if you have more penis, you could have more problems. More penis, more problems.

Yeah. Let's get rid of some. So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue. Right. They're saying more penis, more problems. You're right, dude. I think you're right. But it's also, do, what if it's the elite, right?

There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite are just a cabal of pedophiles, right? And so what I want to say to you is this, what if they have it chopped off because that's their little snack? That's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever. I wouldn't approve of that. I would think that's bad. Yeah. Freaking no shit. Of course it's bad, dude.

But I'm just saying that's what it could be, you know. I don't know. You hear about all these elites, but where are they, man? I've never seen them. Of course not, dude. Look at you and me. You think we ever seen them? I got no chance of even meeting one.

What do you mean? You're from Wilcompton? Yeah. He's six degrees of Wilcompton. I'll just say this. Most of the degrees go through a steak and shake. I'll say that. The only degrees of Will Compton.

No, significant, yeah, we're just shaking. No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol causes autism and children. Was there any studies done about it? Autism is getting a lot of attention. Well, autism didn't really come on the scene until 2000, it seems like. Let me see. Oh, recently it has been showing that more than half of ASD cases, which is autism, Spectum disorder cases, are attribute to environmental factors.

A subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development followed by a regression in development. Since children with regression and development did not initially manifest ASD features, they may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures. So I guess they're saying that in the beginning it didn't seem like they had autism and then that autism developed. Let me see. In our own data, regression was featured in 38% of cases and we were able to show an increased likelihood. for ASD from acetaminopin use, which was higher in children with regression.

Prenatal and perinatal use of acetaminopin, also known as paracetamol, was linked to ASD in an ecological study. And that's just one study. This is by who? Whose study is this? National Library of Medicine, that's where it's published, and it's Stephen T. Schultz.

Acetamine use for fever and children associated with autism spectrum disorder. Well, first of all, say this. Something's causing it because it didn't used to have it. Autism? Yeah. We didn't have it.

Or we didn't have it or people didn't know what it was? I don't know. You knew. I mean, but if I... I always kind of thought of autism like... Like I had someone who was autistic growing up in my elementary school. I thought it was more of like a... Which I don't think is correct.

But at the time, I thought it was more of a social... A harder time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing... existing in the present picking up social cues. Like, if you look, if I'm looking at you right now, it's like too much is happening in my brain of like your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continue the conversation. That's kind of how I always thought of it.

I didn't really, but I don't know shit about this, man. I shouldn't be reading these studies. Yeah, I mean, I just think it's, and it's just so crazy that they said that. Bring it up though. Is there anything against that? There's got to be information against that. there have been studies reporting an association between acedaminephine exposure and later autism diagnosis most often studying use during pregnancy not Tylenol given to children after birth for example

a small 2016 observational study reported an association between acetaminopin use for fever in toddlers and autism but its design cannot show that the medicine caused autism illness severity genetics and other factors make explain an observed link but isn't this kind of just saying like we're realizing that when before cut their foreskin off, like we would try to give us to Tylenol, ease the pain, that might not have been the right way to ease the pain. Yeah.

Or maybe just cut it off with, let them face the facts. Life's tough. Like, grow up, dude. Yeah. This is what you just signed up for. Welcome to the world. Yeah, welcome to the world. And out of the gate,

they're taking 10% of your wiener, dude. Yeah. Okay. You're not going to like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with later in life, brother. Oh, dude. Yeah, but I just wonder also, I do wonder if it's the elite, like, send me a basket of baby winner.

Would you eat it? You think if you were like... I already said my opinion, man. I'm out. It's like the voice, but for like people that would eat baby wean or whatever. They hit the button they turn around. It's just like, fuck. This is a voice.

It's like a pedophile version. It's like God turns around. Like, oh, shit, it's Baby Weiner. Turns back around. Seeing this before. Yeah. Hey, call me when they're 11. There's a mask singer.

He takes the thing I was fucking Baby Weiner again. Oh, shit, it's Baby Weiner. And, dude, baby weiner is often a nickname for somebody in the South. I think that is mentally handicapped or whatever it used to be. Oh, that's an old baby weiner. I'm glad things have changed. See, people want to pick the bad sides of what's going on, but like, there's progress. You're right, man.

There's a lot of progress out there. I didn't think about it. Dude, let's talk about, oh, you guys are going. I saw on Glennie posted something that he's going to Europe. You guys are going to Europe? Oh, yeah. So our producer is getting married in Florence, Italy, or around that area, Tuscanee. What's your producer's name again?

Kelsey. Kelsey. She's great. Yep, she's been with us for forever and she's getting married. And so we're all going out there, the whole squad. I'm leaving Sunday. In Tuscany? We're going to Tuscany.

and then Glenn, so basically we have a week off from work, basically. And so the majority of the week is going to be taken by the wedding activities. It's like three days of wedding activities. Essentially, it ends on like Thursday. And I kind of told everybody outside of Kelsey who's going to go on honeymoon. Like you take off for the rest of the week, but just come back and like, let's be ready just in case we have to shoot something the following week, take the weekend and enjoy or come back. But Glini is like thinking about it through the lens of I can go, I'm already in Europe

so I can go anywhere in the world for these two days now because I'm already halfway there and I think everyone else is like kind of going to Rome because down the street it's a good place for a weekend Glennie's thinking about doing

from his video I saw the same video I think you're referencing You can you bring it up? I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day and then flying to Munich for another day solo I've never been to mainland Europe

and I'm going for the first time next week alone solo and figured this would be a great way to use the power of social media to get some good recommendation suggestions on where to go. My best friend slash producer is getting married on Wednesday in Tuscany, first time going to Italy. Very excited about that. But then after that on Thursday, October 1st, I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe.

Once again, I will be solo because I was not giving a plus one. So where should I go solo? So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey. Number one, a city with a great friendly bar culture. I'm kind of trying to get my Bordain on, you know, go hang out at some bars, meet some cool people. That's great people at bars. talk to some fun, nice bartenders, ask them where to go, get some suggestions.

Yeah, dude, stay where you are. Would be my goal. Traveling anywhere else is going to be a nightmare. Traveling, this is one thing I'll learn about traveling abroad. You try to do too many places, and it ruins it because you spend all your time traveling. Yeah, and you have to adjust to, like, the time and stuff. I think being in the plane is, like, a bigger issue than, I think that's going to be the next, like, autism. You think?

Yeah, plane travel. Why? Because of the furies. No. Is that why? No, because, dude, I think that... Are you scared that some of the pilots and passengers and staff of your airplane might be dressing up like animals? I think it dangerous to our flight what they're doing when they're not on our flight.

Oh, fuck of you. But I think that's... Every time then you'll see one who has a little bit of hoof hair sticking out of their pant leg or whatever. You're like, I know. The shirt's on backwards. Yeah, they accidentally left their bell around their neck? Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles unless you want one of my little zebra clad. had buddies biting it off.

That's the craziest one. No, I do think, though, seriously, I think that they're going to come out and, like, 10 years from now and be like, it actually turns out it was really bad to be flying through the sky like that. Oh, for us, our bodies. Yeah, right. It's like, turns out we're not supposed to be doing that.

That's why I've never understood, like, the goal of, like, Elon Musk or, like, Jeff Bezos, to, like, go to another, like, this planet, just might not work. We got to go to another planet. I was like, it seems counterintuitive that we would do well there. Oh, I agree, but they don't want us to be there. Right.

They want to be there with a couple of buddies. How do we get in with the elites? Not because we want to be one of them, but we got to go on a fact-finding mission. You got to order a batch of that freaking baby calamari, I think so. What if you were anti-ante eating baby calamari, right? You don't believe in that. But you think you could help the world by infiltrating the elites. and seeing what's going on there and reporting back.

But in order to get in to gain their trust, you've got to eat two. Like an amuse-boosh? And they watch you eat it. Dude, I don't know if I could have circumcision meat or whatever. I don't think I could have it. I don't want any of it. I don't want any of it.

I know, but if it was going to help the world. If it was going to help the world? And listen, it's already cut. It's not like you're going to make a new baby get cut Okay This baby's already been cut The meat's there One's deep fried, one sauteed

Ooh And you can help the world Just by eating both Do you get to use a sauce? Mm-hmm Spicy aoli Fuck, bro The upsell on this shit, bro

It's popping Let me think Fuck, can I wear a blindfold While I eat it? Yeah Okay I'll have Yeah

Fuck, dude. To help the world, man. How much is it going to help? Because this thing needs a lot of help. All the help? See, people don't know that you're serious about that shit, but... Oh, you do, yeah, I'd want to help the world. You eat it.

Oh, I'd have a... Yeah, I mean, I definitely have it. I'm not having it before bed. That's... That's insane. No, it's too far. It's a lunch meal. It's something right, yeah, right after.

Maybe right after lunch, I'll have it. Oh, dude, I did... I think I read somewhere that you just got a new... new, I know you're not living in the senior place anymore. Yeah. That you got a new place with some property out there in Florida. I bought a house. Yeah.

I bought a house in. You guys going to get some animals or whatever? No, no. I travel too much to even have a dog. I would have a dog. No other animals. We have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house. Somebody said you guys got a little bit of property out there, a little bit of land and put

some animals on? I don't think so because I didn't send you my new address. I know you don't know because I know what you can do with my address. I've gate kept my address. you for, so I know you don't know where I live. I know that you're making stuff up to fish information out of me. Because I don't have a property. So right now you're on a fact-finding mission.

Because you know what I'm doing when I get it. I know exactly what you're doing. You're getting a box of new shirts. Dude. And new to you. I'm sorry. I gave you a hard time about that last time. I should also say you do send a Christmas fruit platter.

Oh. Back to, you didn't send it last year because you didn't have my address. the prior two years, Christmas fruit platter. Pairs and apples. So that's the risk you take. If you give the address, you do get the Christmas platter,

but you also get whatever else we don't need over here. There's a lot of open boxes downstairs I saw all. Hey, man. Yeah, I saw you got some property. I thought you're going to get some animals. I didn't, man. Okay.

Okay. Well, I just didn't. Okay. What is that, Tuberville? Damn, is that somebody in the house? 3A. Dude, that's got to be the worst.

When you ask the flight attendant, you're like, can I get a Diet of Pepsi? And they accidentally use their code language from their furry meetup. And they're like, and they're like, I mean, yes. You're like, busted. I do believe it about flight attendants.

Let's be honest. Well, I think this is why, because they only have one night in a city. Here's what's interesting. When you have that one night in a city here or there, you start to delve into communities that are doing something interesting at night. Yeah.

And that's where you find stuff like furries, people that are doing, there's like that group of people like those blasters or whatever. It's people that get those colonics all the time. They get them like 40 times a year or whatever. Whatever that is, Blasters Club or whatever. Have you ever done that?

No, I've never done it. You done it? No. Well, like, you're supposed to do it once. According to who, dude? Tuberville? Dude, you're supposed to blast at least when you're, You turn like 40, you're supposed to blast.

It's coming. According to who, dude, nobody can... What's real information anymore? They just said that if you cut... Trump and our case said if you take the tip of your wiener off, and Trump said he knew about it. He'd done the research. Well, he's been studying for a long time.

That's crazy. I don't know what's going on anymore. Oh, dude, speaking of animals, I saw that crab in Florida. Bring that crab up. You see that crab with that shank on him? No. You didn't see this?

He had a shank on him, for real. Bro, this is in your state. Florida, you gooner. Look at this MFer A crab with a freaking shank Dude Are you Are you kidding me right now?

Summer Where the heck did you find A crab with a freaking shank Dude What the hell If you can't see this I don't This is a crab that has a real

fucking blade That is somehow embedded into it because they merged in the ocean or whatever because of whatever. I mean, that's fucking crazy. Caleb, this is the kind of shit that we're talking about these days. What is you? You're the one who's in denial. You're like, everything's great. Everything's fun. We're living on the moon or whatever, you know? Meanwhile, they're chopping the freaking body calamari off these kiddos, you know? Guess who's doing it? And they're probably using it for feed at some of these effing furry conferences. I take a Tylenol too.

Oh, dude, give the baby a Tylenol. Give them fucking 10 Tylenols. I'm starting to think that people have autism are the lucky ones. Yeah. Is that crazy to say that? Expound, why do you think that? Just because, man, and maybe we're all going to end up with autism,

and I really mean this. Maybe we all, because I've said years ago that, well, I'll go down a quick little rabbit hole that's not even deep, but it's wide. A lot of the businesses, one of the reasons, in the place we're in right now as a society is because a lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses who are forwarding technology and moving it into the future have autism, right? And I've met almost all of them might think are at least 40% or 10, 15% I don't even know.

I've met some of these people. They have autism. They don't understand an emotional edge of things. Right. They don't understand it. Right. So of course, the businesses they create, they're not factoring any like a lot of human emotion into it. Right. They're factoring maybe some understanding that they have of human emotion, but it's not like a true emotional one. Right.

And maybe human emotion is going to be something that's going to be like that we will evolve out of because maybe we all become, maybe autism becomes something that we all need to survive in a new existence that where if you have emotion, it would only cause you pain. Does that make any sense to you? Yes, I do think it makes sense. And I don't think it's like impossible. I think that would be like super far away.

And I think like it gets really scary if you get like online too much, you start thinking about it. But you can still just not be, I just all time. Like I'll be on my phone too much and you start feeling bad. Especially there's the platform X to me is like it's immediate like bad. Bad feeling. It gives me bad feelings. And I can tell, and I'll get on there because I have to post something for Sunday conversation or from just like bored or whatever. And then you go on there and at the beginning, you're like, this is sick, I like it. And then you're on there for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad. Yeah. And then you can feel bad. I can ruin a full day. I've had it ruin like a full three days for me where you just feel kind of, you feel like you're living in that

world you described where it's like, you feel like, oh, this is the future and it doesn't feel good and I don't like it. And this is where we're heading, obviously. But then you can also have the same exact opposite effect where if you're off your phone and you go do some of the stuff we've been able to do, like, where you're just like hanging out and just truly having like a cool human experience. And you feel totally back. And you're like, oh, wow, I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well. Yeah. So I think that's probably really far away. And I think that we still, if anything, while it's available, we should take advantage of it because it's still 100% available to have real human connection

not be a part of this scary future which could happen it could not but it could but like right now it is 100% still available to be like a real living human with real human experiences praise God bro and you forget

I mean I forget all the time because it is so easy because that's right when you're on there yeah you're right dude you're right and I do love being human that's the best it feels so hard to access but then whenever you do do it or have one of those cool experiences, you're like, that was, I didn't even take any effort.

Yeah. I just had to, like, kind of show up and be here, and it kind of just happened to me naturally. Oh, yeah. It's almost like I'm a human. It's almost like, I am one. Yeah. Yeah, I just, yeah, I guess I was just thinking, like, how will the future, because I start to wonder how do we, like, what happens if, like, feeling starts to morph out, you know,

we start to evolve past feeling because that's what, that, you know, that's where things go. I don't know. It's just interesting to think about. Like, one day a smile will be, like, in a museum, and, like, the aliens will come and be like, this was something. Their mouths curled if they... The Mona Lisa. If they felt something. Their mouth curled.

You're like, what? Like, their mouth... It's like, bro, where are you from? Their mouth curled. You know? Why is the alien from France? Their mouth curled, you know? And then you get on the airplane and the pilot's just like...

Mm-hmm. We're 10,000 miles over Albuquerque right now. Yeah, I just heard that you were getting some pets. So on your new property, and I was going to get you a special organic food for your pets. I was going to get a center over there. No pets for me. Now where to put them.

What would you get, bro? The pet you're going to get, man. Because, dude, say times do get weird, right? Yeah. And because a lot of the grocery stores will be empty quick, right? Right. I mean, Trump just got that last shipment of meat that they don't even know what it is. It was from Brazil.

We rescued it off of a boat and we got it immediately into our stores, right? Because there's a beef shortage, right? So people have, but that people have already eaten the bad meat, the dirty meat or whatever. Maybe had a little bit of calumari in it. Who knows, right? Maybe a fucking little bit of Nick-U-s-sizzar work. Who knows what it had in it? But, but what's that?

that meat that you eat. Because the laws will be over. The laws will be over protecting certain meats, right? Or zoo meats, as I call them. Right. Okay. So you really can, you can really eat the one you want. Right.

And the elite are eating this shit. People are like, you don't think the fucking elite are eating tiger meat. Like, we're out of our mind. Why would you not? Right. They're eating tigers. They're eating human. They're eating fucking, they're dipping baby weiner top.

and probably you know a ketchup or a nice ranch. Dude, I heard they're not even like using it as a full course. Like they're literally just using as like a little seasoning.

It's like they have, they just think that it's just, they think it's going to last forever unlimited supply. Or they don't even care that they use it all and we don't even ever trickle down to us. Yeah,

I will say this. Trickle down economics. And Reagan fucked us with that. He said there'd be trickle down economics that some of that baby wean would roll off the table. and we get a little bit of it but that was a effing lie Ronald

or his wife who's still alive I think Really? Yeah, but what do you eat bro? Because the zoo suddenly the zoo is a fucking last grocery store people don't want to look at it like that When the ass hits the F bro The uh The you know when the shit hits the fan Or when the Nick Shirley hits the Somalians

Whatever euphemism you like to use right When the When the when the when the grocery store ends When the fuse box blows for the last time The zoo is the last Fucking grocery store It's the Whole Foods for the Elite

What are you having in there? Your dog Oh dude what? Your personal home pet Oh That'd be so savage Huh Just as a joke

Little prank Oh thanks You know what I would have first I've thought about this a lot obviously I'm going parrot wings Right Because I've had owl Get you a fucking 40-pack.

What are the parrot wings? All flats, that's what I'm doing. I want parrot wings. And maybe like that spicy, maybe spicy lime sauce. But they serve some of the stuff in Baton Rouge. I think I was there with you. We were at that Mike Anderson's in Baton Rouge. There was a kangaroo in there, and they were served a live kangaroo in the bar.

Remember that? A live, I have photos of it. I can send the producer. There's a live kangaroo in Mike Anderson's. It was a fundraiser. It was like, hop on down for this, whatever. It was supposed to be Easter, but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever. So they had a fucking big ass kangaroo when they were one of them Lafayette bunnies, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they had that bitch in there, dude. Bro, I hate to this because I know we're probably close to be done, but I have to pee. You don't mind? No. You remember when you had my chili? Oh, God, dude. It's 4 a.m., right?

I go to Caleb's. He's living in a. house that since burned down too, didn't it? No, the owner passed away. Yes. Sorry. Anyway, I go there and Caleb was like, before bed, why don't you have a little... Okay. Why don't you have a little bit of chili? And I'm like, okay, sure. Dude, this guy takes chili.

It was half chili, and then half of the bowl was hot sauce, bro. Dude, it was fucking... Did I make you have the hot sauce with it? No, but you, like, you gave me some. And that was a lot. You just, you like, fucking, yours was almost like if you broke the glass on like one of those, like, break for emergency, and you cracked into there and it was just hot sauce in there. You just poured it into something.

I think, like, looking back on it, I was proud of my chili, but I think looking back on it, I think I might have something wrong with my stomach. Oh, dude, I'm sure you had an ulcer or something. I think I had, like, maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach, and then I just had a strong desire for hot sauce all the time on everything. Like, I needed that acid to be in my stomach. It was the most hot sauce, dude. And I'm a re-presenter before, I'm praying before I went to sleep at night. I was like, God, I hope that guy's okay because, you know, we're new friends or whatever.

And I just never seen anybody just fucking mainline hot sauce like that. It was an exorventant amount, dude. It was like seven ounces. I do look back on it like, that can't do that anymore. It's bad. It would hurt my stomach now, but dude, at the time, I'm not kidding. And I did get stomach surgery after this. Did you?

No, I went to the hospital for something else. Bro, no reporting is reliably anymore. Not even us reporting on ourselves, dude. Dude, I made the worst decision. I was here in Nashville. I'm living just right kind of west of downtown, right by the hospital. So in Nashville, there's the St. Ascension Hospital,

and then there's Vanderbilt, which is, like, very famous hospital, obviously, Vanderbilt. And I had this thing that was going on where I couldn't swallow, and, like, it was getting worse all day. Eventually I was like, I got to go to the emergency room because I literally can't swallow. And I called it Uber and I was trying, I was kind of freaking out like I'm stressed. I was like, this is getting scary a little bit. And so I was deciding between Vanderbilt, which is probably, I'm making this up as well,

but probably one of the top hospitals in the country or like the local Nashville hospital, which was still good. Yeah, but they were also doing TikToks out front of the local ones to raise money. They were promoting it. You just like, you don't think you're going to see a lot of promoting. Ocean for Hospital. And so it was like,

Come on down at the hospital, well. Oh, how are you feeling? Not good? We could help. There was a seven-minute drive

to Vanderbilt. It was five minutes to St. Ascension, and I was like, I'm going to St. Descention. And, bro, I was there on an

intubator for four days. Yeah, I remember that, bro. Because they called me, like, do you think you should stay alive or not? Are we pulling the pipeline or what?

They're like, welcome to that new game show pulling the pipeline. Brought to you by United Healthcare. We don't give a fuck about people we insure. Shout out, though, saying, Incision, they did a good job. I'm alive, and I'm thankful for them.

It was just maybe questionable decision by me. Yeah, dude. But it is crazy to go to an allegedly not better hospital just because... Two minutes. Two minutes less driving. But I feel that. I feel that a lot, man. It's like you don't want to travel far, dude.

Dude, the way that they used to do science was crazy, man. You were talking about food, stuff that you eat. Can you see there was a video I put on our On our clip sheet of this guy who was talking about Somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach And it had left a hole in his stomach This guy In 1822

A guy was accidentally shot in his stomach And his doctor figured he'd die But he didn't And what happens next? You're not gonna believe You're not gonna believe it When his wound healed It left something almost unbelievable

a permanent opening directly to his stomach. And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French-Canadian Voyager. And his doctor was... Okay, hold on, hold on. French-Canadian Voyager, we all know what that means, okay? So somebody that was out there, you know, just looking for some male-on-male body crime at the time.

But back it up, okay, keep going. And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French Canadian Voyager, and his doctor was William Beaumont. Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person. Oh, but he did more than that. He did something that sounds made up. He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach, and then he'd pull it out and see how much had been digested.

He didn't do this just one or two times. He did it over 200 times, and his work helped establish that digestion was, largely a chemical process, and it became foundational to study of the stomach. But there's another side of this story. Faint Martin repeatedly left Beaumont, and today historians raised serious questions on how this experiment was conducted. That was it? I love this guy.

Get his name real quick, so I know who he is. Oh, Sean Reed. He started, he had videos about Little House on the Prairie when they, just like he goes through, like, historical kind of like, he was, talking about the history of those books and their actuality of the authors in America. But then he has like crazy facts like this and stuff. Is this a true story? Alexis Bidigan, St. Martin, was a Canadian Voyager who's known for his part in experiments

on digestion in humans, conducted on him by the American Army physician William Beaumont between 1822 and 1833. And I'm just going to say, before I even go through this, this definitely could also be two guys at the time who had fallen in love and had to make up a reason why they were around each other. That's how crazy it was to be French Canadian. Voyager?

French Canadian at the time. Okay, or Canadian in general. If you were down here being Canadian, you know what I'm saying? You had to have a good reason, brother. Let me see. St. Martin was shot in a near fatal accident in 1822. His wound did not heal fully, leaving an opening

into his stomach. Studies of St. Martin's stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology. He was accidentally shot by a musket fire from close range at the fur trading post on Mackinac Island. The musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting to his stomach to the outside of his body. Huh. William Beaumont, a U.S. Army surgeon, stationed at a nearby army post, treated the wound, although St. Martin was a healthy young man. He was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound, which included a perforated stomach. For 17 days following the injury, all food he ate reemerged from the stomach opening.

So we ate this food and it came out, then came out of the opening, requiring nutritious injections per annum. And we know what that is, brother. Okay. Bro, and that's kind of like when you start at the finish line. You know what I'm saying? That's a crazy attitude. Until a tent of lint, a plug of rolled lint, secured by adhesive straps, can be used to retain

gastric contents. at this point food began to stay in St. Martin's stomach and bowel function gradually returned. When the wound healed the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin, creating a permanent gastric fistula. While accompanied by St. Martin, Beaumont conducted his first official experiment. He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a St. Martin's stomach and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion. This was the first in a series of 238 experiments. between which assisted digestive processes

under a variety of conditions including fasting, exercise, and different emotional states, huh? It's kind of interesting. Think about that. I'm lowering a carrot in there,

you know? And you're like, that ain't a carrot. You just have a little piece of fucking, you have a little granola tied to some floss. He's like, it's coming in.

You make that airplane sound like you do with a kid, like, mm-hmm, gonna land. and they just lower a fucking little bit of broccoli in there I think he ever

Oh I bet he did You gotta If you're a guy it's late You've been drinking Wow Man So that was just a freak nature They have an image of it here online

A reconstruction of the torso of Alexis St. Martin That's wild That they could look in there And see his stomach working That's fucking crazy And meanwhile, we all have to go to body worlds That experiment thing that came around on tour or whatever

Which one? Remember when they cut open like half of fucking people And they'd have them in like in all the museums That shit was awesome Even though they did later find out that a lot of those people Were Chinese people That they had sliced the bodies in half Really?

That they'd use real human bodies That's crazy, huh? Was it really? Yeah, they'd use like plasticization But it had been like people that were taken Like find out what that is just so I know it. But anyway, what were we talking about?

I can never remember. What was the expose? A German magazine, Derispego, revealed that Chinese lab possessed corpses of Chinese citizens, at least two of which had bullet holes in their skull, suggesting execution. The lab was notably located near three prison camps. No way.

Yes. No, that was part of the. the rumor that serious ethical investigations have heavily historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced Chinese bodies, heavily entangling body works, that's what it was called,

bodyworks creator, and spinning off of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from Chinese prisoners. So yeah, but it was alleged some of these were Dr. Gunther von Hagen's, the German anatomist.

That's like a dark dark turn yeah it did man just like your large intestine brother you know what i'm saying uh anyway just kind of interesting stuff right there and that's sean read he's got a fun channel to watch he's got a great voice great narrator he's kind of the uh yeah so um i was gonna say it's sort of like he's like the mic row of um american lore and folklore that's good that's actually pretty good dude mike row also the man oh the man Who do you have in your top three The Man rankings right now,

current, updated, and have to be alive? I'm going to go Mike Tyson. Okay, fair, fair play. Brigitte Macron as a sub. I'd go Mike Tyson,

Tyler Shuck. And we got to have somebody who's somebody out there kind of wild. Oh, um, and uh, Sean Sharaff, who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week.

Um, uh, he beat Gable Stevenson, which is a great and it's going to be interesting to see how Gable comes back. But that would be my, it'll be my top three right now. I like that list though. That's good. It's updated. Like that was, you did, you, you updated it to those, those are the man right now.

Those are good man. Mike Tyson is just kind of an eternal, so maybe I took it easy on that. But he has a new special. coming out. No, a special documentary about his life. Does he? It's about to release like next week, yeah. Wow. Which it should be awesome. What about you, man? Give me your top three. And then I know you brought a gift for me today too. I saw you trying to hide it. I, I, I hate whenever I ask questions like that, because I know they're coming back to me. You're right. Then let it ride. But I don't, I'm trying to think, next time I see you give it to me. I think after Heipel, if Heifle beats Texas,

you're looking at the man of the week for the rest of the fall. Because they don't got to win another game. That's true, huh? And Tennessee is a loaded, but they got a great team. They're not even really being talked about. This is going to be big.

The quarterback's really good, but it's super young. Yeah. He's like, he's only played like three games. He was like the number one recruit in the country last year. Somebody, because he said his name was Baby Bear. I'm like, that's not a good nickname for a, like, it's a good, cool nickname.

Yeah. but get him to medium bear you know like at least the nickname the guy's in college now yeah yeah people don't talk about recruiting anymore because like all the transfers and stuff like the dude's like the that used to be a huge deal

when you had like the number one recruit in the country like it's really people are talking about now so it's not that talk it's not talked about enough well everybody is rankings for everything you meet somebody like yeah he's got you know he's a two star f*** or whatever you're like what is that's not even he's not even

good at it's like why don't get my NIL Mike this man dude like some of the things that are going And like existence is turning into this weird, like everybody's some type of an influencer. You know, it's all getting interesting, bro. I think it's getting kind of fascinating. I know you got me a gift and I am going to get it. And but before you go, I want to talk about Lane Kiffin real quick.

How does this all go down? What happens there with Lane? What, in which capacity? Just in all of it. Because it's interesting what they're doing down there, right? They're starting. It's a lot of like energy, right? They're having different people come down

and walk out with the team, you know. It feels like this kind of like, I don't know, like Dionne Sanders kind of tried that and it wasn't a good move. I can't tell if you run the risk of things becoming more about ego and energy than they do about the team. Right. I mean, you would think

that he's doing it for recruiting or to like get better players on the team, but it becomes an issue when it does become about him. I thought this past week it's like it's a hard spot to be in because the storyline is not about his team playing in the game for the Ole Miss game.

The storyline's just about him. And it's like how do you like, I didn't know what was the better method for him to like take it and just like embrace it being about him so his team could kind of play free for him or do you want to make it like about the guys on the team because like obviously you're not the one out there. We talked about it last night of dinner,

but like coaches are very important. But what I said I gave you, which I love is like in the history of the NFL there's been I think maybe three total Hall of Fame coaches that haven't had

a Hall of Fame quarterback like you've got to have the players especially quarterback if you don't have those guys it doesn't matter what Lane Kiffin does to some extent I don't know how did you feel like he handled it how he handled what

what are we talking about I was I was trying to be kind of politically correct to my answer I think sometimes Lane does like it to be about himself. Oh, Lane, nothing Lane likes more than Lane, right? Lane loves Lane. Lane knows he loves Lane. Lane's listening right now to me saying Lane loves Lane and you know it, Lane.

It's okay. And liking it. Right. It's okay, right? That's just like, you know, that's okay. Lane operates in a unique way. What's really interesting about Kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this, he's kind of this lady's man in a way, right?

in a way, right? Have you hung with him? Huh? I know you have, but like, is he smooth? Yeah. Dude, he's been so successful. Yeah, I'm not too.

I do wonder if he's smooth with girls. Yeah. I wonder about that. I've had that thought before this podcast because he presents himself, I think he likes to present himself as a ladies man. Yeah. Like, he likes the story.

Like, he'll repost the story about him being a ladies man. Yeah. But like, is he, if you really locked him into one of those 21-1s with the balloons, hmm, how many people are popping? I think he'd get a decent amount, bro. I mean, his aura is up, bro.

He did, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's fascinating because it's a different place. Usually they, a coach gets caught with the younger lady. It's like, this guy's going to hell. I feel like you're trying to make this about UNC. Are you? About me? About UNC?

No, not at all. We can keep moving. No, not at all. We could talk about UNC, though. I didn't know if you were dancing a Belichick dance on me. No, not at all. Okay. I don't know anything about it.

Okay. Yeah. So anyway Belichick has a younger girl Oh yeah I don't know my dude yeah that's fine Which we support Yeah that's fine with me

Yeah Because I just think we're in this fascinating place Where you've never really kind of had A sort of like a This Coach like Kiffin with this sort of exposure I'm trying to think And like doing like walkouts with

You know but we have We had it with Dion but it didn't work That didn't really work Like the walkouts with You know, some of that's a little bit much. Right. And I was down there forward. I'm not saying, like, you know, I love Louisiana, you know, I think, but I just wonder

if there's an edge to that that's just like too much, you know? It's definitely not sustainable. That's what I'm saying. It's definitely, it's 100% not sustainable. You can't do that. Because for one reason, even if you try to do it, you can't keep that level of energy. Like next season and beyond, like, they would have to keep winning the national championship back to back to back to back.

So it's probably something you can't do. But for right now, it kind of works. It's kind of awesome It makes college football great I would love to see him versus Signetti In a national championship game Two polar opposites

Two huge personalities Yeah Signetti's the He's a problem They call him signasty too I've heard He's a problem Really? Bro

He's won everywhere he's went And he carries himself Like an absolute boss We talked about this last night too Nick Sabin Like what makes him The greatest of all time is it like his ex-and-o's knowledge, or is it just his aura,

like the way he just commands a room? Yeah. And I think Signetti has that, which I don't know if Kiffin has a nerve hung around him, but, like, I feel like, Signity's like a monster looming in the corner who's young for coaches. Like, he's going to be around for a while. Signati, they call him, I heard. Mm-hmm.

And he earned it. That's what I heard. I don't know if, hey, I just, and I don't even know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying? And also they call them, some of the older people call them Signifty. Like senior citizens

call on that. Yeah, so. Before you go, bro, what else, anything you want to talk about? Anything on your, anything on your brain

before you go, man? Thanks so much, dude. No, thanks for having me. No, I just been, dude,

we've been continuing to do like, you know, our little business, like I got still glenny balls. I got my producers getting married. We're like,

we're still figuring out as we go. Like, only a year and a half really into being independent. so I feel like I've learned a lot, but also feel like I still am kind of swimming is not the right word. I feel comfortable where I'm at, but like it's like I got to figure stuff out to keep things going. Yeah, it's a grind, dude.

And congratulations too, man. I remember when you guys were first, like becoming independent. And now here you guys are still doing it, man. Congratulations, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah. We've been doing some cool projects. This, I told you about Stoke, which is like the shoe company is kind of like, kind of similar to what I do with.

Chika Chita, which has been like a really fun, kind of like I says, like a little baby you have out in the world. Like, you get to, it's not exactly what you do. Like, I consider what I do is like Sunday conversation, like making content. But it's kind of like you can use a different part of your brain in kind of like a business way for like something that you believe in. So like Stokes, the new one I'm doing, it's a shoe company for wide feet. Oh, really?

Wide feet. They say that 75, and this is actually a real stat on like every single. else I've said today. Unlike most of the stuff we've said on this show. This is a real stack because I've seen that the study is 75% of American men have wide feet. Uh-uh. 75% of men in America. And so like a regular shoe is not a wide shoe.

It isn't? It's just a regular narrow shoe. Like a regular shoe is a D, a size D. A wide shoe is an E. 75% of men in America should be, you know, E or bigger. So me and you in this room, one and a half of us has, A wide foot. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So three of our feet are wide? Three out of the four of our feet are wide. Damn. Anyway, Stoke is, so Stoke is, it's only wide shoes. Not even messing with the 25% of people who got regular feet. Like, you can't even, no options available. Ah.

Yeah. But anyways, it's like, I, I heard about them, wore them, loved them. Like, the most comfortable should have ever wore my entire life. Oh, that's what you have on. Yeah, so this is it. Those are tough, bro. I did bring you up here. I don't know if you want to have this on the show, but I got it.

Yeah. Let me try them on, okay? These are new ones that are not released yet. Oh, really? This is slip on. This is what you should do, honestly, so that this doesn't come across too sales to, which I don't like. Yeah.

Give an honest feedback, full permission to go 100% honest. Okay. Okay, this is a slip on That big guy, boy So they're wide, right? So one or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide It's this one Huh

I will say this, bro I'd be honest I'm gonna be very honest For one, comfortable for sure Right? Like they had, give me that lazy boy It's almost like your foot It's just like got off work

And it's like, bro, we're relaxing I'm putting a tube on. I'm going to chill. I'm going to pet my lady or whatever. You know what I'm saying? I'm living like that. The second thing is, they are wide, huh? They ain't.

They got side to size. You got motion twins. You can fucking live in there. Dude, I didn't even know my whole life that I had, like, wide feet. I don't even know if I do technically. Well, what's it caged your foot up? You don't know if it's wide or not?

Exactly. I just been wearing the same shoes my whole life. But, bro, I swear to God, I put these on six months ago, I haven't taken them off in six months. You see me. I did what was in stage coach? Yeah, I saw you there.

And you had them on there? I took, I put cowboy boots on for our performance. Mistake for the jumping. Oh, should have to wear my stokes. For show Caleb jump again. I don't know,

no, no, no. So, yeah, very comfortable. I will say that. Let me else. I got something else. Oh, I will say this, though, too. They big, bro. They big, yeah, bro.

They're big, because, so if your foot's huge. They're big. It's like your mom kind of picks up the movies with your friends in this. It's like definitely have like a bigger fear. It's a caravan. It's a caravan of the shoe. But they definitely feel like kind of like a very

tough slippers kind of in a way. This pair. And then listen that's a slip on. I mean the regular traditional is a sneaker but. Yeah, this is a slip on shoe. This is a, this is a slipper that has slip in the name of it. Facts. So a regular shoe. Did you give me a regular shoe? Oh, these are those, these are the

ones that I have on. So this is like a normal one. All right. But it's, I mean, dude, it's like, you know. Oh, you did a little more chill, like her lasty bad boys. They feel kind of futuristic, I'll say that. And so, like, if you have a big foot, it's not just like, you don't just have like a, like, it's not like a skinny pizza that's, that's just like long and flat. Like, if you have a big foot, it's big this way too, not just this way.

It's girth. You got girth on the foot. I don't. But men do. People do. I'm a man. So, you need it to be a little. little bit bigger. Look, I like

them more relaxing juice. Some of these shoes you get into is kind of like, what's going on? You know what I'm saying? Like... Yeah, it's like, dude, what? But also, Stoke, dude. Yeah, thank you, bro. I can have these. For you? Anything. Oh, thanks, dude.

Oh, yeah, boy, keep my hoofs warm, huh? Tuberville, you hear that? Yes. Oh, sorry. I'm not off the clock. I'm just joking, Tumberville. Thank you, dude. These are dope.

Fuck, now I can't wear them because we go eat somewhere because we have matching shoes on. And I brought you a matching chica-chita jacket. Did you? Brother, we're going to match it in it. We're going to look at it.

Dude, let's go to Morgan's Side and mask when we get there. Dude, we should... Do you know what we should dress up as? Huh? Furries. Yeah. No, not him. He'll hunt us.

He'll hunt us from the driveway. That's facts. All right. Uh, bro toast. Anyway, um, dude,

thank you so much, bro. These are nice. I'm, I'm gonna wear them and I'll let you know I feel. And also just nice

to have some new shoes, dude, I never go get myself anything. So thank you, bro. You're welcome. Thank you for having me

on your show. Keep, keep fighting the good fight. Oh, man. We'll definitely keep doing that, dude. Oh,

shout out. I thought about this, too, when we were talking about my stage coach. Shout out to the, um, the guy,

he's a DJ named Moonlight. But he helped us out So thank you to him And the honky talks We'll write The tonking honkies will ride again Talking honkies dude It'd be so fun dude

You shall ride again Yeah This honky ain't gonna talk By himself What Fuck we're idiots I'm out dude I gotta go

And it's my job I gotta go Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like me leaves I must be cornerstone oh but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it