This Past Weekend - Cleveland | This Past Weekend #235

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo records from his hotel room in Cleveland while on the last leg of the Dark Arts Tour. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music "Drunk Outdoors" - North Mississippi Allstars http://bit.ly/DrunkOutdoors_NorthMississippiAllstars ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW Blue Chew Visit https://BlueChew.com and use promo code THEO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline [phone] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Woolsey Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Anderson Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke HarrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like one of those flame logs, a fire flame, you know, one of those Dura logs. Yep, it looks like two hearty, hearty, hearty lesbians out there fighting over a damn Dura log in the street. And somebody revving their car at the same time. I mean Cleveland, man. I'm at the hotel. I'm back from Maui. If you hear that, that's just that calm that's inside of me. I'm back from that Maui. Wow, you hear? Oh, hell yeah, boy. Somebody just... Somebody... You heard it? Somebody won that log. Somebody got the fire all themselves.

Mahalo, Aloha, Kanichiwa, Mahalo, Madagascar. I'm back. I'm that back-o-lantern, baby. Put that candle in me because I'm lit. Let's get into it. There's a song that I was... I just found out from a band called North Mississippi All Stars and they tuned into this past weekend and they have a lyric from the podcast that's kind of that they put into their music and so I want to play one of their songs right now. It's called Drunk Outdoors off their new album Up and Rolling. This is the North Mississippi All Stars. Now we're cooking with gas on the front burner

Hot wing gas station down on the corner Cooking with gas on the front burner Cooking with gas Coming to drunk out the truck Come on. Let's go get drunk outdoors My feet are dirty, dance floor Let's go get drunk outdoors

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It's in the universe, in the atmosphere You can go and check it out That is a song I hit the man up, Cody Dickinson on his Instagrams I said, hey, is this true that you guys heard this on the podcast? He said, yeah, man, we love it And so it just really, I mean, it just made my balls growl a little You know that, all right?

Yeah, I'm back, I'm back from Maui. Oh, I had a good time Look, if you don't know, if you're maybe 40% sure of something If you're going to heaven Because I think most people, if they're really honest with themselves They come in at probably about 40%, you know? So if you're about 40% sure that you're going to heaven Then you could go to Maui

And Maui is like kind of, I mean, it's Dude, there are times I close my eyes and I say, dang, man, if people This place is going to give heaven a run for its money It just, I mean, it's romantic You could be by yourself and it feels romantic Dude, I felt like every time the breeze came by I was trying to just, you know, just trying to get me back to its room It was just that kind of, just that kind of spirit

It was just something, you know, and the water will come You'll be laying there taking a nap And you think you slept, you're laying far enough from the water And about, you know, maybe 18 or 30, you know, 30 or 60, 50 Kind of 40 minutes later, that water will start licking at your fucking feet And you say, dang, what's up, bucko? So it's, you know, everything there is trying to, you get home You have some of the beach will be in your pants, some sand

You're like, what is it? Who is it? What is it? You're like, I hope this is, you know, some female sand I don't want no, you know, male sand trying to get in my pants But you take your pants off and a bunch of sand will jump out of your pants You say, well, damn So just mother nature, that's where she really goes to just get on I mean, Maui just wants to love you And it really just wants to love you and

And I stay, I noticed after a bit that the ocean will start doing your hair for you Dude, I had, at one point I had like a little thing of algae right above one of my ears You know, you got a little conch over there on the left, it's just like You got like a little seahorse kind of just hanging off that back splash I mean, I look like, you know, like a conchquisha, you know Just out there with just the ocean and everything will do your hair for you But I had a wonderful time, man If you haven't been to Maui, I totally recommend it

And they say there's different islands and I want to go back there and do a show soon And I want to go to some of the different islands over there And a people just, people, a lot of people, I did think this I felt like there could be, even though it's very wonderful It definitely seems like a place where some people that might have done a crime would go to hide It's got that kind of cry me hidey sort of vibe, you know But oh, it was so good, man, I just took a week and relaxed and then I got back into town And just decided to take last Sunday off of the pod

And yeah, I just wanted to have a little bit of, you know Just have a little respite, they call it Get a relax in and just get that feeling in my body You know, sometimes your body feels like it has like kind of a little bit of more comfort in it So I was trying to get, you know, a touch more of that comfort for myself What else, and now I'm in Cleveland I'm in Cleveland and they got a couple of, they got some hearty, they got some hearty humans out here Cleveland, Pittsburgh over there, thang, thang, thang

Yeah, the show last night in Pittsburgh and who came out Some people I know, Steve, my boy, weak Steve came out And I don't know him for years, dude, and Steve, bro He'll be shaking your hand, you don't even know it That's how weak he is, bro, it's baffling This girl, Dizzy, came, she's always, people think she's Dizzy, but she isn't So she's got that People are always like, are you Dizzy? She's like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

You know, when she's always kind of dusted out, she's like one of those little dust muppets, you know She never really been, she don't have a comfortable relationship with gravity That's kind of how I feel it Because most of us, you know, we're gravity addicts If you find, you know, most of us, you think, you know, you say, hey, what are you doing? You're doing, I mean, we don't talk about it, but everybody's doing gravity Everybody But this dude, Dizzy, when she gets out there and she

She ain't really doing it as much as everybody else So she's, you know, kind of living, she's kind of like that She's kind of like a Native American when it comes to really force fields and stuff, you know She's kind of doing her own thing She's kind of working freelance when it comes to natural pull The natural pull of the world What else? What else? I feel like so

I want to tell you more about Maui, I'll probably wait till I get back into the studio I guess, what did I do? I went there Oh, let me tell you this, you go to mama's fish house And they got, it's in Maui, and it's nice, you get there, you're like, oh, it's too nice You know, it's real, it's kind of, it looks fancy Right when I got there, I thought to myself, I want to steal something and I want to go That's how nice it was, that's my initial reaction But instead, whew

Sit down, relax, even if you're by yourself Get you a little non-alcoholic beer, you feel me? Get one of the crab cakes, I got the crab cake That's it, get one crab cake, unbutton your pants, welcome to Palestine, son Shit is fundamentally good It was definitely one of the best meals I've ever had, and I was by myself too And when I'm by myself at a restaurant, I start to, you almost start to freak out a little Because you start wondering if people think you're like in witness protection, or if you're

You know, people kind of look at you like maybe your spouse just passed away or something They give you that, you know They maybe give you a little extra bread or something, half an extra little, you know, baked You know, a little croissant piece or something, because they think maybe your wife's gone You know, they think, or you know, they think maybe you don't know what you're doing with your life If it is interesting, if you go to a restaurant by yourself People kind of look at you like, ah, maybe he, you know You know, maybe he's still trying to do skateboarding or something, but he's too old for it

Oh, one of the things that got me at the restaurant was the guy trying to upsell me on our soup Look, don't, don't, I don't need it Don't, the guy, you know, he's like, ah, they got omegas in the soup Dude, I don't give a damn if Voltron lives in that bitch, dude I don't care if I want the soup, I'm getting the soup, you know He said it's got a rare carrot base What the hell is that, buddy? That's nothing Dude, I don't care, I don't care if you open my mouth and just drag me through Mr. McGregor's garden

If I want vegetables, I want vegetables Just don't upsell me on it You know, he's telling me, he's telling me, oh, we sprinkled the top of it with secrets Bitch, don't care it If I want the soup, I'll get the soup You know, I don't like being upsold with trickery words You know, oh, this, you know, the, uh, the Harry Covair was blessed by a cleft palate wizard I don't give a dang, bud

Do not upsell me with the BS Just give me the facts, what is it, is it soup? And if I want it, I'll get it Yeah, now he said I went to Pittsburgh last night, went to Bethlehem out there This dude came out, one of my boys from back in the day came out He's three months clean off duster, y'all know duster You know, the keyboard, you know, kind of helps you keep your keyboard nice So he's got three months clean off that duster, so

That was, you know, it was kind of nice to, you know, just embrace him And we would always do that sound that in his ear all the time, you know, just Just a freaking, you know, get him squirreling a little Just to let the lettuce branches shake a little But we had a good time in Bethlehem, I hadn't been on stage in a couple weeks And it's kind of like, uh, it kind of gets a little nerve, I guess is it nerve wracking? Yeah, it gets, because you've built up this immunity kind of You know, the more that I'll be on stage, the more immunity I will feel a little better

At least just the more confidence builds up until you're just, you know, it's like you've been training almost And then you take a couple of weeks off the training train and, uh, yeah It was, uh, and it's nice, man, and it was really, really relaxing And Bethlehem was great, uh, the show in Bethlehem was really, you know, it just, uh I guess I'm just amazed how many people come out, you know And especially since I, you know, changed the dates and then changed them back I just want to thank you guys for coming out and supporting me And just so many nice people

I mean, everybody was just really enjoying themselves I met a lot of people before the show We did meet and greet after the show And then, and everybody that wanted to come, so we had a good group Uh, and I think a lot of people left, but a lot of people stayed And, um, yeah, it was just, you know, it was nice It was nice because sometimes it's like, you know, with this job, you feel like, okay, well And I guess since it's kind of new for me, it's like, okay, well, you know, if I go to the club

Or people are going to be, you know, if I take a break or take, you know You know, like take a little break or take some time off Or people are still going to be there And it was nice to see that people were Um, in Pittsburgh, they had some dude who was blasted in Pittsburgh I don't even think he was on drinking I think this guy was on something thicker Like maybe, you know, maybe a friend of his had been doing a lot of smack or something

Or, you know, doing, I don't even know, something And then he was drinking that guy's blood You know, like maybe his buddy was damn drinking damn quick creed or something or drywall And he, uh, and then he was drinking that guy's blood Who was doing a misdeed, this guy was bent out Um, so I hope he's doing a little bit better Uh, it was a rock club, the place we were at The places called the Roxy and Theater

And it was cool, man, they said they never had, this was the first comedy show that they'd ever had there So that was a new experience for them And, um, and it's in this place called McKee's Rocks And they said it's an area for, um, human trafficking But I didn't, I didn't see anything like that I didn't, I mean, only thing on the menu was even, I think, beer and wine So I didn't have any, you know, there was nothing to me that really, I didn't see I was just doing comedy, but everybody in the crowd looked of age and, you know, not being kind of purchased or anything

So, uh, so that was that And then came to Cleveland early, went to the Steelers game And that was, it blew me away how amazing the experience was I mean, it's just people, I mean, they got some real They got men and women with the same damn haircut, you know? You know what I'm saying? They got men and women with the same haircut And thunk thunk thunk Every other person, they kind of had that wild old school kind of, uh, Pittsburgh Yenzer

That thunk thunk thunk thunk, thunk thunk thunk, and joining Yeah, but you don't even, thunk thunk And you'll see, bro, people like to eat before the tailgate You'll see, dude, I went behind a trail that had one dude was, uh, injecting a slice of, uh, Supreme pizza into his arm I said, dang, bro, my bad, man He was, the guy was getting bent out And it's uh, yeah, everybody was friendly. I mean that the atmosphere was amazing You go into the game that everybody has this towel and um, it's kind of like one of those little towels if a baby spits up

That you're gonna have like a towel for it. You know and at first I didn't know I thought I'm like dang everybody here Has a baby I guess and they you know or what's going on? but it turns out that um It's called the terrible towel and it's just I guess if something real terrible happens and you have like a You have a towel which actually really is helpful You know because you got to take care of yourself. I mean a lot of things could happen over there and you know and Pittsburgh everybody knows I got pink eye over there You know back in a day and I got a I got pretty strong case of pink

I was in the Monongahela actually and I got a little bit of You know somebody got got a little bit of dine time in my up time, you know somebody You know they had you know, I don't know what was in the river feet, you know, I guess feces or whatever But anyway, it was um But then also in the same city in my next visit. I got a got a blowjob behind a giant eagle grosser So You know six or one half dozen the other, you know, just when you think life ain't gonna turn around You know, it does a damn U-turn. So that's how life is, bro

You know, that's how life is I guess I don't know. I don't have any idea what I'm talking about and Then we came yeah now we're here in Cleveland. So we can hear to Cleveland Ari Manus is with me. Oh I saw Brendan. I stopped over and saw Brennan Shabb the other night. He was at the Pittsburgh improv Snuck over there and welcomed him on to stage. I was pretty fine Good to see him always And this week I'm coming to some different places. I'll tell you a few show dates at the moment

So, you know being Cleveland this Tuesday, there's still a few tickets left And then the rest of this week. I'll be in Indianapolis Detroit Grand Rapids Milwaukee and Madison Yep, that's it And maybe one other place actually let me look right now also December 10th I'll be at the will turn in Los Angeles. You can go see that that's downtown in Los Angeles. Oh One thing that was cool in Bethlehem all different the

Backstage they had posters of all the groups that had played on the stage and they had I mean guns and roses, man. They had uh You know, who else? um You know twisted sister man acid bath, you know riba mackin tires um You know, Georgia, Florida line. They had everybody

There wasn't one Florida, Georgia line. There wasn't one Everybody had come through there Dale, uh, Neil Haggard. What's that got Merle Haggard And he's dead man So you got to think just the The just it was just amazing to be there. I'm like jeepers You know to get to have that experience and so just thank you for everybody that came out I know I'm kind of all over the place, but

I'm just settling back in You know, I'm just settling back in and it was nice to get a little bit of a break because just to kind of get a little Look at what was going on You know just to kind of get a little look at what has been going on in my own career and and in my own personal life and everything um You know and I was thinking about like Dude ever since I was young I like to have like secrets kind of I like to keep things some things to myself You know, I like to just keep

It or always had like a maybe not even a secret but like a little treasure or something You know when I was a kid I used to collect um You know, uh different snacks and stuff like that like my mom wouldn't let us have a lot of um sugars and different stuff and so they uh So I would collect a lot of different sugar treats, you know different snacks different you know, um

Snicker uh kit cat baby snicker everything Different thing butter finger different thing, you know just a little sack of sugar somebody spilled some sugar somewhere I'll get that You know a chocolate a white chocolate Something like that a cookie a rare uh macaroon or something, you know, uh You know an Italian cookie And I would put them or raisins even sometimes I would soak raisins in chocolate milk

And just so that they would have that kind of flavor in them and that sweet sweetness And I used to bury them outside, right? I put all put them all into like a little sack and Because my mom wouldn't let me keep them in the house as she if if my mother found them she there was gone The snacks were gone And so I used to keep them outside off to the side of the house and I had me a little You know dig an area and I would just dig real lightly get that sack out and sugar up but it Sometimes I would go out there at nighttime

And you know what nighttime is it's when it's you know, it's when you Can't see that much, but you kind of know everything is around kind of but aren't as sure as you were a few hours earlier and the um And so I'd have to wait till a car went by on our street because I had to wait till that car went by and the headlights I could see the snacks and I could see the area to dig and I would dig real quick and You know have me a sugar snack or have me a nighttime, you know a um soup, you know, uh You know a sweet treat

And I never told anyone I never told anybody till this till right now actually except for this one boy named Wayne Um, and he was big man. He's a big boy and some people called him fat Wayne and And I probably did once or twice, but I don't think I did it I I would never say it to him. I would just sometimes say it. Oh, do you know? And then I would say it, you know, but um Um, but anyway, he would come over he saw me out there getting him one night And so he would come over some time. He would steal his dad's car. He would get it over and uh, put the headlights on and turn them right on the grass on the area

And that way the lights were right there. He had full lighting because otherwise you had to wait till a car went past and Some cars don't have that bright of lights on them So you sometimes would wait till you were lucky if you had a suv or something Um, or somebody driving by with like a real real bright lantern or something And then you could see this, you know, see the snacks real well and quickly Um But sometimes Wayne would pull his dad's car over and when I say pull he would put it in a neutral and he pushed that bitch over

And that was when I was growing up that was like kind of an early way of kind of driving a little bit Is just push getting that thing in a neutral and just pushing that bitch around the neighborhood You know, you tell a girl you say hey, look, I'm gonna be I'm gonna come I'm gonna come meet you around eight around eight fifteen eight twenty eight nineteen And then you get in the car once your folks went to sleep or went in their room You get in there and put that car in a neutral and then push that you know push that bastard down to uh To your girl's house or you know, if you was secretly in love with a young man or something you could push it to his house

But most often you see somebody pushing it over to a female's house and you pull up in the yard and then You try to get in real quiet because you didn't want her knowing you didn't drive there You wanted a tricker so you would park and then Go get her say what's going on? Yeah, just drove down Meanwhile, you'd you know, you're just covered in sweat You know, I mean you just pushed it, you know in nineteen 91 Oldsmobile Or a Ford Taurus you just pushed that thing about eight blocks

And yeah, you usually had a little bit of an erection too if you was going to see a um You know a girl you were interested in or even a young man if you were interested in something like that But you didn't see a lot of that but And that should be a contest or an olympic sport. I think I've said that before that you know Doing sports with an erection Because your brain is going to have less blood to function in your body and muscles are going to have less blood if some of your You know some of your wieners kind of

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You know it's just just been a lot going on in my brain and You know sometimes I don't know what I'm doing You know when it comes to like a big picture sense, and I'm just trying my best and You know sometimes it's okay, and sometimes it's well, it's always okay, but Uh, just thank for supporting me while I figure it off. You know, well, I just learn as I go um And that reminds me just to do that with other people as well. So I'm glad that uh That I have that reminder

Um, let's take another a couple of calls that came in because you know, we got this episode right here on the road We got a set up pretty uh Ari man has came in and really helped me set up Really helped me set up um Got jacquo willing coming in to do an episode Uh, so I'm grateful that that man is going to come in And

Oh, I gotta tell you this So I was just thinking that jacquo is kind of You know, he's like an older brother figure, but for me A lot of people are can be real father figures for me You know, I noticed that I'm I have such a desperation for That energy and that connection in my life that You know, I will latch on to people or put them in a place where

Without even realizing it that I have of that I give that I I take You know kind of father figure like type of stuff off of them and jacquo is like that jacquo willing and um And he uh Oh, this is what I was thinking of So I saw my dad in a dream When I was in, uh, Hawaii or in Maui

Sorry When I was in Maui And it was it was really crazy because I hadn't seen him in 20 years Even in a in a vision You know, and I had an adult vision and um And I saw him You know when I saw him and it was crazy. We were at a It was kind of confusing. It was a dream, you know

And Robert De Niro was there and Matthew McConaughey was there And we were in Maui And I my dad was in one room eating at a table and Matthew McConaughey and Robert De Niro were in another room And my dad wanted to come and meet Matthew McConaughey, but he didn't want to meet Robert De Niro And so I was trying to like mediate between the two of them

And finally, uh My dad and Matthew McConaughey got to meet each other, which doesn't mean anything, but It was just interesting to see my father. I hadn't seen him. You know, I'd seen him in pictures and I'd seen him and just You know, imagine eight and what or imagination what his What he looked like or something, but I hadn't seen him really And it made me think that my dad lives in Hawaii or something, you know, like I was like, oh, is this where he's been? And it made me think, well, of course, this is where he's been This is where I would be

It is stunning paella, that's where I went to PAIA Um, and I stayed out at this place called Lumeria and they don't have I don't even there were some moments I don't know if they even had it's very peaceful and beautiful little staff that works there and There were some moments. I didn't know if people were there working or staying or anything. There was a day where I didn't see anyone anybody

Um, and it's You know, it's comfortable. I mean, they don't have, uh What don't I have they don't have It's they don't have they didn't have air conditioning in the rooms But I knew that going in and out of the room But I knew that going into it and I wanted kind of more of a I guess bohemian experience Um, but they have fans and you can get like a portable one brought in which I finally did on the fourth day

but uh But yeah, I got to see my dad man. I got to see him. It was It was I just didn't know I didn't know that he's been in hawaii or been him, you know That he's been there and he was healthy He was healthier looking than I'd ever seen him in my whole life when I actually saw him. That's what's wild He was kind of thicker. He'd been eaten and his hair his hair was darker and um

He was laughing man. He was laughing and he uh And he was a little he was he was kind of being cool trying to a little bit play it cool or be cool, I guess I don't know I mean, he you know I mean, he lives in that world and the subconscious are in dream war So I you know, I have no idea what his life is like there. He may drive a Corvette. I don't know. I didn't see You know the parking lot or anything like that. I just saw

You know just him um And man right when I got up I've just been on this kick where I've just been trying to stay more motivated and like when I get When it's time to get up it's time to get up and I need to do things and you know, I just want my life to be I want to have more experiences in my life You know recently I've just been realizing like I do a lot of stuff But it's a lot of the same things and I'm not really having a lot of like new experiences and so I want to have a little bit more of that but uh

But man, I wish I'd have just laid back down and tried to go right back and see him You know wherever he was and um But it's just so funny. I mean I've slept in you know in the past 20 years. I've probably fallen asleep and you know 42 states and You know 15 or 20 or 30, you know, I don't know countries And not once did I see my father and then bam I'm in Maui and there he is

Maybe he's over there. Maybe he you know with dog the bounty hunter dude But uh, it was quite an experience and aloha and uh mahalo Those are things I learned and one time there was somebody vomiting behind a truck and I thought they were Doing saying uh mahalo, but it was a woman You know had a little bit too much fermented fruit. You feel me? She had a little too much nap in her pine napple dog and she was vomiting over there behind a um Uh little uh, it's suzu truck rare truck You don't see those as much as you used to anymore and I'll tell you this over down interstate 12 or i10

I saw a doberman full grown doberman commit suicide jump right out of the back of a um Uh chevrolet truck, I believe it was or something or maybe dihatsu Just jump right on onto the interstate At 60 70 miles an hour so You know, you just don't know what people anybody's going through sometimes it's that

Is that kind of world? So we just got to take care of each other. Um Um, the hotline I got a couple calls that came in as always the number nine eight five six six four nine five zero Three and uh, let's get some of these hitters right here gang. Yeah Uh, man, I'm so excited for this week. Do we have so just so many fun places to do shows. Let's check uh, let's check a call Hey, do uh fucking GPS shut up. Uh, hey deal. It's calling from harrisburg. Uh, we went and saw you last night Hey, what's up calling from harrisburg? Thank you for calling beautiful state

I mean driving we drove drove five hours of the day when we did the pittsburgh show that day And man, it's just beautiful You know, we saw a couple of Amish and we tried to go, you know We didn't want to get too close to them because it was like around lunchtime or whatever But we saw a couple and we tried to You know, we like pretended we weren't taking like getting them in the back of our pictures and stuff but yeah, beautiful state the trees are just starting to change color and I mean it just

This is when mother nature really shows that work, you know this one mother nature really uh Bounces that ass a little if you will sorry to get kind of urban right there. Let's hear more. Thank you for calling column I called uh said that I was taking my wife with me and she'd never seen you before And uh, she ended up loving it. So I think we got a new fan. What do you think honey? Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, yeah fun last night. I got two spitters. You got it. There's spitters sprite out. So Oh, yeah one of that look Where I grew up on over down McGee street in Covington, Louisiana, brah

If a girl spit sprite on to you, dude Y'all probably gonna end up touching each other, dude You know what I'm saying? That's sexual right there If somebody spit sprite on you, brah Uh, uh, so you feel that splash but also you could still get it out of your clothing It's not at one of those, you know caramel colored beverages. Oh, you know a coke or a Or a um Pepsi or a tab you

the That's four plate. That's five plate, baby Seeing that sprite just splash off your hard skin dog Yeah, man Um, so y'all better make a baby, bro. You feel me do bring that baby back next year. Let's hear a little more Right, man. That was a great show. Uh, it was you know, really good to see you, man I hope to see you again soon. All right, man. Take care Gang brah gang brah. Well good. I'm glad you and your lady came out

We had a guy that came out and brought his brother out over there yesterday and um In Pittsburgh that was pretty nice to see him and his brother came out these two They look kind of irish but something also. I don't know if they were or not but uh They had a father son that came out over there in Bethlehem They had a mother daughter came um When I'm giving this really nice little, uh

booklet of Like positive affirmations and stuff A lot of good people. So I'm glad I'm glad you and your girl enjoyed it You know and I hope you gave her that hitter daddy. You feel me son because we got a we got to procreate We got to get out there and make them pop, baby And do that and do sex, you know, if you love each other And if you were if you guys are already living the same house you might as well You know, I'm saying cross paths with your crotch, brother

Um, let's take another call that came in here. As always the hotline is nine eight five six six four nine five zero three What's up, uh, see a door What's up, brother? Thank you for hitting it up gang Uh My name's jack big jack It's your time of year too with them jack-o-lanterns that you might as well knock one of your teeth out You know and really just

And live the life and you know paint, you know paint your head on orange and knock one of your own damn teeth out And eat a light You know eat a little 30 watt or something and live hard this month onward I'm driving right now in a car. I've been in a car for about Three hours now three and a half hours now and oh damn you might be in a high speed chase, bro You better look out so you better look behind you and see if there's activity, you know, see if there's a little bit of You know a couple of dodge diplomats and some gunplay Let's hear more brother moss

Uh, I'm driving because I'm going to ask my girlfriend's father if I can marry her And I'm not a hundred percent sure if he's gonna say yes Oh, yeah Wow Hmm Well, I'll shut up. Let's hear more from you, man. Uh, so my question to you is uh, you know How do I How do I

Can front him about that? How do I navigate this conversation? Um, if he does tell me no, what do I do, you know Um, but I just want to put that out there for you because you are a wise young man. So Um, yeah, just let me know just give me a call back if you can Well, I'll tell you I mean I'll uh I'll I'll let you know right now what I what I think about it is Is if you're asking somebody's dad to marry you First of all, it's it's it's nice of you to do because that's old school tradition

You know, there was a time back in the day where people You know, if you didn't really like, you know, if if you you know Your girl if your girl if your you know, wife got out of line. They went missing. This is 300 years ago or, you know 70 years ago probably but But there was a time where You know Where, you know, men probably weren't treating women as good and So I think you getting over there and asking him

I think it's a pro move If he says no, bro I think you got to probably move on Because you don't want to be I just I wouldn't want to be at odds then your girl's going to become this middle man between you and the dad Um Or if he says no, I would take some boxing gloves over there Because I bet any man that gets to punch his son-in-law a couple times I bet at some point they

You know, they beat the they beat them into somebody that they could love So You got some choices boy And I'm glad you have at least somebody at least you have somebody to drive across town and and check You know, I could drive across town right now down there in New Orleans. I you know a girl I used to date and And her dad would be like what the fuck we haven't seen you in 15 years So that would be You know, and they they over there they used to make a due to snow cone makers

so You know, at least you that would be a funny show if a guy just pulled up over it like a hey, uh If a guy just pulled up over walked up to an older guy on the street was like sir I just want to ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage I think it wouldn't be a bad move it would be easier than approaching a Female a lot of times because a lot of times approaching a female can make a man nervous But if you got to approach that male and say hey bucko, you know, hey, Jim, you could even just guess his name

You know four out of probably 22 times is going to be Jim Hey, Jim, I uh, you know, you don't know me, but I've been seeing your daughter and You know, I love her You know, she's the apples of my eyes and she You know, she chips in on my rent and I love her. We bought a super NES together and And things are looking up

so I think that there's a That would be a great little kind of fun little show just to see Because then if the dad just even if he kind of agrees and likes you Then you could probably get to meet the daughter and at least have a chance maybe with her So that way you're kind of working backwards But if you're choosing to work forwards the old-fashioned way Um I say if y'all are going to live in the same city and he says no, then I think you got a

You might want to look into somebody else, but if he says yes, man Then get into it. Man. Y'all do a barbecue Get matching aprons You know what I'm saying go full throttle do matching shirts and then buy a little dog that looks like just you and the And the father-in-law You know live your best life, brother. You can do it Um What else man, let me let me get this other call that came in right here the hotline is always is 985

664 950 3 here we go Hey, this is Tate from Atlanta. What up Tate? Thanks for calling in brother. I appreciate it First off, sorry. I sound the extra wife today. I'm a little stuffy. I'm getting over a cold So maybe don't stand too close too close to the phone because I don't want to get you sick, bro But anyways, I uh went and saw that new joker movie last night. Oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go see it tomorrow actually And I love face pain anyway. Let's hear more

It was pretty good. But uh, I know all the news outlets and all we're reporting that people might want to be aware that these In-sales might be there those movie premiere's inciting violence and all that and I was like, well, what's an in-sale? So I looked it up and it's involuntary Celebit is this like internet group of dudes who can't get any action and take it out on women because They think that it's their problem somehow and and I was just wondering what are your thoughts on that? That's just Kind of weird to me. I think it's a weird culture. We live in and the internet forms and all that can breed some The internet forms and all that can breed some just some really weird monster people, you know So, uh, yeah, anyway appreciate it

Of what you're doing. Oh, thanks, man. Thank you for uh, sorry gang gang stay safe out there, man gang bro, I'll stay safe too and it is halloween month. So It's that time of year where somebody will You know dress up like a giraffe and hit you with a hatchet or something You know for no reason and just say they were looking for candy or whatever and they'll get off scot-free Because these attorneys and all this shit, but um Yeah, they're incelulars

I don't do it You know, I think there's a lot of soft batch people out there Now there's a lot of guys that struggle, you know, if you struggle to meet women and struggle to You know converse with women and struggle to form relationships. That's one that's one thing But if you find that you have a real anger towards women, um You know, that's something else you got to deal with you can't be dressing, you know, you can't be dressing up like You know, like uh christopher robbins or whatever and You know throwing

You know throwing like wooden swords and shit at like local bitches in your area That's you know, that's not the kind of That's that's no way to you know, it's almost we're heading into the holidays. I mean jesus So I don't and also the news. I don't believe anything the news says I really don't I don't believe ever since remember when they said that About the election before they had the presidential election. They're like, uh, oh hillary's gonna win this much and all the all the polls they had done and um And then they were just wrong

They were just wrong about everything And at that point I realized oh the news It used to be like facts and now it's just people guessing shit with cameras So I think the movie's gonna be fine. I think the news is just trying to scare people You know, I think there's some guys out there, but they're tightening up That's what I think

And things are looking up have a little bit of red meat maybe or have some strong broccoli You know do something eat a half a thing, you know drink half a thing of fucking elmers You know do something tighten up and feel strong. I think there's a lot of young men that are feeling stronger than ever You know, it's like the news is always saying oh, there's racism and this and that Bro, when I was in Pittsburgh for the game today I saw so much like non-racism probably more than I've ever seen and I was like

Oh Yeah, once again Everything's going fine Now I don't think I don't think it's a bad idea to stay strapped if you need to these days wherever you're going You know if they have a legal law where you can carry a weapon um I don't think you need to be alarming people like my cousin Jamie and he would You know, he popped out from behind the computer

You know the computer um desk with two Guns on him and he was in his underpants and so he Jesus christ, dude, and he has a deviated septum and I had to listen to him snore for probably Oh, I can't even tell you It sounded like a couple of whales trying to meet each other and you don't want to like a very distant beach um

But I don't even know I'm talking about man, but I'll say this bro. You got to take care of yourself, dude tighten up And keep tightening up That's what you can do That's what you can do And look have a plan if you do have don't don't be the jackoff that's sitting in the movie with no plan You know go in there have a little bit of a plan No matter what have an escape plan, you know if you're going in with your girl You know where hard, you know do something have a little shield or something do something just have a little plan

But I think overall that things are everything's gonna be okay. I don't think things are getting that squirrely But then also if they have people that are in cells, dude I don't know. I guess we'll be I guess we'll I guess we'll beat them somehow You know, we will defeat them When It all goes down. That's what I'm hoping and I'm gonna go see the movie tomorrow And I'm gonna get some damn milk duds or whatever dude or some jujubes and chill and I think a lot of these incelular fellas are

A lot of them probably are men that feel You know, they don't they feel so probably anger towards women You know, there's been there was a movement and I don't know if it's still as heavy as it was but But where a lot of women were just being mean towards men You know just being mean, you know, and they were kind of using the guise of feminism but really just being just mean And a lot of times it's like lonely women and are writing these articles about how bad men are and they're just lonely Why not just write an article that just says hey, I'm you know what? Man, sometimes I'm lonely

Dude, everybody could really relate to that article But just being a real BITCH with a pen because you are lonesome sometimes that's not super helpful miss You know and so I think a lot of these men that are attacking women sometimes they feel They feel attacked probably and I'm not saying it's right, you know, you're not supposed to hit a woman Um But also a lot of women these days. They're not these aren't the same women Women From 50 years ago when a woman, you know was dude, they didn't have gymnasiums and they didn't have

You know women weren't doing a lot of you know strength training and You know throwing axes and all of this or throwing You know big lead, you know pushing sled led and Now you have it's dude. They got dude a buddy of mine his wife hit him with a car So he can't hit her one. He can't punch her in the shoulder one time So what is the rule then what is going on there, you know I mean his wife hit him with a damnless saber

Not the sword of Buick So what you can he can't you know He can't rattle one off one time or put her in a you know a rear naked choke for 30 seconds There got to be some rules sometimes But I don't just think for sheer anger. You can just be attacking women out in the street. That's not going to help anything so um

But this makes me think about pornography man, I've been struggling with the dark arts brother. I'll be honest with you You know about three months ago. I have this blocker on my phone that keeps pornography off in it It's somehow the it updated or didn't update and next thing you know So Man the hole just I mean satans Just it's just like satan's belly button opened up It was like he was a pinata and his belly button just opened up and just started spilling dirty candies all over me

So I've been struggling with a little bit of that um And I turned on some blockers they have on the iphone there like in eight blockers built into the system You know natural blockers that apple has but I want to get that full throttling get back to the thing that I had going on before so But just to chime in I'm not an incel. I don't think but You know, I'm kind of in an outsell like I'm in and then I'm out. I'm out and then I'm in sometimes I feel You know, like I'm okay sometimes I feel like I'm not I think I'm just cellular

That's what I am I'm not in cellular. I'm not out cellular really. I'm just cellular. We all are You know, that's the building blocks of us. That's what they said or that's atoms. Maybe but um What else do we have I mean we got more You know Everything's going pretty smooth

People are always like when are you gonna shoot a special? I'm gonna shoot one. I don't know when You know, I want to I want to take this the show to the people first and take it to whoever will come and see it first And I still got to get over there in Europe. All those shows are in January So that's going to be really amazing right after Christmas get over there while it's still cold And just see what it's like to see like cold Europeans, you know Because a lot of times when you think about Europeans you think about them being warm or being like in a warm area You know or wearing like kind of a summer kind of outfit But this will be a different experience. So

Really keen on having that Uh And yeah, just happy to be happy to be in Cleveland You know, I'm happy to be in Cleveland and I'm happy to be on the road and um In just uh and getting these shows out there to everybody getting to go to indianapolis and grand rapids Places where I see like, you know, I see chris delia. He travels to these places and I'm like, man, I want to be there and now I get to be there And uh

Gang gang man, it's so you know what I'm saying. Let's get it. Let's really really get it. Um All right, I'll see you guys this week. What else they got new merch online Um, we got the show at the will turn coming up december 10th in Los Angeles. That'll be on sale coming soon Uh Some really neat guests. I think they're gonna be coming up on the podcast I'm spacing them out now to give myself a little bit more downtime and um And I'm learning as I go, man

Yeah, we got this call that came in actually uh about those shows onward Hey, what's up, Theo? This is aistus from london, um, uh, london, ontario Aistus, huh? Just one letter from being a uh murderous regime my brother or regime onward Canada Canadian hitter all from canada gang brother onward bro gang Um, I hope you're doing well, man. Just calling in uh to say that next weekend My brother and I I'm taking my brother out for a early birthday

Uh early 30th birthday weekend to uh to the dirty d to to see you down in the truth at the film order Uh, both big fans. So um, so we're stoked man. We're gonna gonna spend uh spend some time in in the truth So from dinner, um, maybe maybe have a few adult beverages Gang bro, I like it. And I got a I think my boy, uh, damn long neck dln will be out there in detroit too So if we can get his long ass out and about, you know, and he's beautiful man, you could travel with him You could put his ass in a violin case and that's how he is boy You know, he's got that Clara neck bro. You could put him right in that beautiful musical case. And so I'm happy that my man will be out there

Um, let's go out on the same song that you brought us in man. What's just a crazy week to know that, you know, we're just on here and then North Mississippi all stars. My best friend has been listening to this band for probably 12 years or something and uh and just to find out that they Uh, you know that they threw one of our lyrics or one of our lyrics into their songs or Through one of our lyrics or one of our lyrics into their songs or just that they were even thinking about us You know, that's pretty cool, man. So

um, thank you guys for your patience and uh And be good to yourself You know, I know you deserve it and let's go get it man Let's go get it You know, let's stay motivated And let's keep it moving, you know, let's get that hitter come on with north mississippi all stars and up and rolling Of their new album this drunk outdoors If you got money you can get a little bigger get that money get that hitter

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