This Past Weekend - E286 Hot Bass
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Yeah, I'm just I'm jumped up. I'm jumped up man. I
Got a frog in my ball right now. I've been having me a little bit of coffee
That um, what kind do I have Folgers?
pecan praline flavor and
damn boy
That shit got some whoo
That it's got at least some 84 octane in it that thing. Oh
Oh
Give me heart gas, bro. You ever get that I
Used to get that when I used to work out on a farm out there off of um
Near the levee over there in Mississippi and
I used to work on a farm over there with a tall man and
and a fat fella kind of smaller and
One of them died actually what I'm got on pills and died but
Or not he didn't die, but he did die
He did die, but um, oh
Shit, what was I talking about?
Oh, I don't even know I
Do not even know but um, but I'm back and I hope you're back and apparently
You are here we go
Stranger
There's no danger
Oh
Wait oh try to phase out better. Let me try a phase out again
Time is no stranger
Oh by yourself
Okay, and we are happy to have that music right there and that is music by a talented man a
Man of talent named Stevie Star light
And you know some of his music has been with us since the beginning
Since the beginning and that is off of his new album
Unnaturally happy and there will be a link in the bio. You can go and support him and
And um, and thank you Stevie for those new tunes. Thank you for that
Whoo
Good to be back. I'm at home again. I'm at home again. I like being at home
You know, I um, I
Just moved the podcast the episode back here into my apartment. I just
You know, I don't know. I just feel better. I feel
I
The bells and whistles sometimes
You know, it's almost like say you go to a Christmas party
Or if somebody has a party at Christmas and you go to that, you know what I'm saying
Say you walk into somebody's house and people are drinking eggnog in this December, you know, I don't know how else I can explain it to you
but um and
And your wife or somebody a
Man if you a gay man, you got a buddy or something. You say, oh, that's my friend Carl or whatever
That's my friend Tyson, but you always just pretend it's your friend from the gym
But it's you know, it's gonna probably be your husband if you guys live in a state that allows it
And you go in there and you're wearing something that does
it doesn't
You know, you might be wearing a Christmas sweater, but it's got the
the lights
strewn into it and
You got to carry a little can of
You know, electrically electricity little generator generator
And you got to plug it into that and hold that bitch all night and
You know and every you know every 30 minutes your sweater lights up and sings, you know
This is just my friend Carl, you know
That kind of shit, you know what I'm saying is that you might not feel comfortable in it
You know in the beginning, you'll like it. You'll like the
The fashion you'll like the
the
The attraction people will come and look at it and they'll watch it play the song one time or something
And maybe they'll give you a little
You know a hug or a pat on the back or something
And be like oh what what Jim do you guys work at knowing that you guys live together there?
You know, everybody's playing along
you know then and
Obviously you guys are you know lovers probably made men lovers. They call it some places or whatever doesn't matter
It could be your wife if you have a wife
It could also be your wife or whatever what I'm saying is sometimes you're wearing something that
You know, it just it feels fun, but it's not
You know, you just don't feel comfortable in it and
So anyway, that's just how I've been feeling at the with the studio and so I'm just happy to be
In my apartment
There's
There's less expectations that maybe I don't know what there are. I don't know and it doesn't matter. Maybe I just feel good about it
Um
What's going on? Oh, I just got back from new
Hampshire
Live free or die that's their motto up there
And it's nice and you get up there and you really can feel
You know, you just they got uh, well, I'll tell you what happened. I flew into Maine. I
I flew into Maine
You know and
And Maine, I don't know if you've been to Maine
I don't know if you've been to a flew into Portland, Maine
And if you've been to any city or town up in this area in that high New England
In that far reach of you know, this is the damn
This is that the seventh appendage bro when you get up there way up off of Maine and
In New Hampshire some of that area you just you don't know what's going on really, you know, there's still pilgrims parking their boats
There's you know, that you'll see a cannonball go through the air. It's they got some old-school shit
But they also the zoning apparently here's the thing three things that are allowed up in that area
Dunkin Donuts urgent care and
and
Cemetery those three things every other
Area or building which is like a
Square area basically is
One of those three things do you go to dunk you go to urgent care? What happened? Oh?
He broke his arm. Oh, give him a give him an apple fritter, you know, oh a shark bit off his shoulder
Oh tape a cruller just you know
Rubber some in a cruller up into there into the socket. He'll be fine
Doesn't matter you go get a blood transfusion. They'll fucking pump you full of you know
Eight ounces of hot Bavarian cream. Just fill you up
That you know you get part of your spine taken out it doesn't matter they'll put two donut holes in there and
Now you got a little sugar in your step, you know now you meet men on accident
It's just that I mean it just those are the only if you have been in this area
Those are the only businesses are you hurt?
If so, you might need a Dunkin Donut boy, and if not you might be dead
Those are the options
Urgent care Dunkin Donut
Cemetery or Cemetery. Yo, bro that Mexican death spot you got
So that's it up there. Oh a bald eagle fucking, you know, bitch your neck open don't even worry about it, bro
We'll we'll frickin duck tape an eclaire to your cousin. You're gonna be fine
It don't matter
They'll got I mean they'll have a dead dude
They'll have somebody climb out the grave and they give him a fucking Donut hit him with two Dunkin Donuts, bro
He's back and lays goes back to you know the other side
It's just that kind of area there it's just it's just so damn Dunkin, and it's just so damn urgent, and it's just so damn
Deadly
But that's the kind of place it is live free or die
You know eat donuts
Get urgently cared for and then go to heaven. That's what they're doing up there
So I flew in and oh
When I went to see my buddy
And he is oh, you know, this is a friend of mine, and we used to live together
I just actually sleep under his bed when I first moved to
Los Angeles
When I first came out here to this city
I
Slept under my felt my buddy Kevin's bed. I slept under there for $150
In his roommate worked at TSA security
airport and
He had just gotten out of the Marines or double Marines or something or just I don't know
He might have just gotten out of that damn angry assholes club, but he made me a
One time I came home
Or I don't know if you would call it home when you're sleeping under somebody's bed for $150, but you know, I came
Back to the area that I would sleep under somebody's bed in and
And the roommate had my prescription pills out at the table
You know because I was on a couple things at the time, you know
Something for the brain something for the pain you feel me I was on a couple of
uh, you know nothing crazy just
Some antidepressants and maybe some couple of Percocets or some Xanies something
You know a little bit of stool softener and a little bit of stool hardener and
um
And he sits me down at the table and he had a damn pistol there
And he's like are these your pills like he was just practicing. He just got a job working at the uh
You know it's doing I
I don't know. I don't know what he was doing, but but he had a weapon and he sat me down
He's like you could I could go to jet. These are scheduled one narcotics boy. I
Don't know what the hell like what?
But um anyway, so my friend Kevin that's who I who's bed I slept under. Oh
And I'll tell you this they had a guy who lived with us years later and he was a
This guy was uh
You know, he was black and white swirl they used to call it swirl and he was swirl, you know swirl
but you know a swirl boy and he um
He could jump over a
Volkswagen and
He was also he was on the Olympic Junior ski team or not ski, but uh
Jumping
What's that sport where they jump across the thing? They just jump they spin in the
You know, they play a song and they jump and they jump around and everybody tries to pretend
They're straight and it's all in the end. It's a lot of closeted man, but beautiful
But the whole thing is damn beautiful. It looks French kind of but it's on ice. You know what I'm talking about
Anyway, I'm rambling, but uh damn this coffee's got me
What am I talking about oh
Oh, so anyway, my buddy Kevin now was up in New Hampshire
I went to visit him. He's up there with his girlfriend and he thought she thought he was gonna surprise her
With marriage proposal
So she's expecting that surprise and instead the surprise was me that I was coming to visit so
It was not they were not enthralled of she was not enthralled about that
When you expecting that diamond ring, but you get the rat king, baby
So needless to say it was it was awkward
But it was fun man, and and it was just nice up there, you know, they have lakes up there they have a
Lake
You know this we're they have crystal Lake purity Lake the area we were in and beautiful just
The kind of water you just yeah, it feels like it has just put like a amniotic fluid in it
Like if you masturbate it into the water it, you know, nine months later your son would just wash up on the shore
And he you know and you'd run him to urgent care and put a couple Dunkin Donuts in his bottle
Just that kind of place, you know
What else but yeah went fishing oh that was the fun thing so went fishing and
And they got the day well, I caught my first bass
You know and I went fishing for the first time at 5 a.m. In the morning, and this was crazy man we got out there and
And got out there in these rowboats and
You know had some worms had some lures or lures and
Went at them
and it was a
It was I guess you know I wish I knew more about fishing and I'm trying to learn more about it
You know I grew up
We would just put the it was just worm you catch a worm or you put a little dog food or something on there
Or a little cat food or something
Or one time my buddy killed a swan and we caught caught a bunch of bull heads on the dam
You know unless on that swan sashimi meat, you know fresh swan
But we got out there in the rowboats and we fished and
There was just a bunch of little just aggravating ass fish dude a bunch of damn water and Tifa just biting at my line
Just nibbling at my giblets. You feel me just thieves really looters
They come up steal your steal your worm bite that bitch up and
Jet off go do something else they wanted to do you know go hit the next guy
but
But finally one spot I was on this one bank and I'm I was putting everything back in anything I caught little pikes pecker rails
What else little bluegills
and
Then one time I put that I put that bait in and it was worm
This is just ground worm American ground worm, you know the frickin Ray Charles of the earth brothers them
You know them blind bad boys
You know that baby snake, you know what I'm talking about that worm
You know what I'm saying that I
Mean a worm, you know imagine being a worm
Just day after day just
I
Just moving through dirt
And and it nothing none of it. It's all just a grind
And maybe I guess you fuck other worms, I don't even know if they do sex I
Mean I've never seen them
I've never seen them doing sex worms
But I guess I mean I I
Guess if you put a couple of them in a little cage and read them a romance novel or something or put them in a little
You know a bowl or something
Maybe put a little bit of foil over it
You know put a little sprig of jasmine and air and read them bitches that put a romance novel on the audible or whatever you might hear
You know
But anyway, so I'll put that worm on there the second it hit the water and I've been out there about two and a half hour
Three hours, maybe already
The second it hit the water on this one time
I was about maybe three feet off the bank four feet off the bank and
I'm in a little rowboat hit the water
And man, that's you you can feel immediately it's a different feeling
and
I have a tough time knowing when like cuz I'll feel the nibble
You know, I feel the that when the little ones pull on it
I feel like the little nibble and it's hard for me to know when to set that hook when to really just pull that
Rod, you know yank that that post
It's just hard for me to know and so but this time I got it, right?
Everything aligned and I just you know, I be honest, I hooked that bitch
And
They call that hook in that bitch, baby
Ptl baby
Praise the Lord man, and so it was good bra. I got one and
Man, I just I was excited
Cuz you're talking I had just come from Louisiana. I didn't catch anything down there
You know almost caught damn Corvid from uh, from
Frickin Brendan sure Sherlock over there or Brendan unsure lock unsure lock Holmes that guy
Dude he couldn't
You know he couldn't whatever so but I got tested I got tested for Corvid. I came back negative
Um
But I've never caught shit I've never been that that guy I'm not that guy
You know I'm that multi I'm multi. I got you know inside of me that I got that multifaceted
You know I got that Polish Nicaraguan DNA I got it in me
And so we don't catch that bullshit. I ain't I don't catch a lot of colds. I don't catch a lot of you know
You know I might come down with a little bit of pink eye from being naughty, but I
Ain't you know I'm not that I'm not that guy. I don't catch a lot of that shit. I
Don't have a lot of eggs. I'm I don't have a lot of frickin
Uh, you know natural scarring on my back or anything from God or anything. I don't have any of that shit. I
Don't knock on wood
but
Anyway, so I caught a bass and I just enjoyed myself up there
and I just enjoyed myself and and I was just a third wheel
You know I was that third wheel, but we had a good time and and they were really my friends
It was just nice. It was nice to be welcomed somewhere and be treated just kindly my buddy's
Girlfriend is awesome and and it was good for me and him to catch up and remember stuff and
You know just remember, you know who still owes the other one money basically
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All right, man, I feel amped up today. That's okay
You know, sometimes I get on the podcast and I want to kind of feel a certain way or being a certain mindset and it's just how it's you know
You know, I always want to like plan for life. I want to be okay. I want it to be this way
Man, it's so impossible. It just comes
It's just a conveyor belt and
Nobody will turn it off
It keeps coming
So I gotta just send just learn to enjoy what is on the belt
What else did I do? I'm looking through my phone. We grilled that bass up
and
People sent me messages instant messages and
They said don't do it boy. Don't need it. Well, I ate it and I liked it. I
liked that bass meat and
I'll eat it again. I
Eat that bastard. I'll tell you this the bass had a crawfish inside it a
Full-bodied crawfish in there living its life and doing its thing
So I guess they were like just Lilo and stitch these low M efforts, bro
Cuz we cut right into it and a crawdad rolled right out that bastard and we put him back
so damn
So that's that rebirth right there. Shut our rebirth brass band too. Oh
But I've been off a coffee for a while and now I'm trying it again, but I think I'm gonna get off of it again
But yeah, we cut this thing up I'll watch some YouTube tutorials caught a picker rail
over there and Eaton EATON New Hampshire and
Conway, I think is the area we were in
And they had two bulldogs over there
My buddy's girlfriend had two bulldogs and one of them has had seventy thousand dollars worth of
physical, you know, or I
Don't know
You know different things they had to do fix it the thing need a new spine need a new
You know, the dog can't you know, it needs a
Little elevator put in its hip because it can't piss anymore
So I have to do you know, you press a button at the house and it you know, its back leg goes up and it can relieve itself
Fuck all of that man, dude, I'm from the where I'm from
When god wants his dog back god gets his dog back
You got people spending 20,000 over here get a dog a facial reconstructive
Next thing, you know, you got a you know, you got a dog that looks like damn
You know, you got a dog that looks like Rachel Maddow or something
And that cost you 18 grand and you could have gone another, you know, if you'd have gone 28 grand you get your little
Wamaron or look like Danny Glover
Or look like uh, you know, um, who else is somebody famous, uh
Uh
Andre Agassi
So it's just but yeah, she anyway just blew my mind the money that people will spend on the animals
I respect it. I'm not saying that this and it's some of them aren't worth it
But I'm just saying that a certain financial
When god at a certain point you just you paying to keep the dog from the lord
You know after you done spent 30,000 on that pup
You know, you got as they restationed his tail and they you know, they put in two feet of pig intestine in them
And you know, it just
And they had a length in them
They took part of a wiener dog that had died in a motorcycle accident
They put it in the middle of your dog and you're just
You got that little
You run it, you know, you you got a little Frankenstein
This dude's shitting out of his eyelids every night and stuff before bed and you just
At a certain point. Yeah, it's time to give the dog back to god. And that's where I'm from
You know, that's where I'm from, man
You know when I was young we used to bed on they used to bed on their own
You know when I was young we used to bed on they used to bed on how many babies a dog would have
You know, you'd see a dog out there welping
And you'd have somebody throw, you know, I give put four dollars on six. They got six in her
You know dollar fifty. Let me get who wants dollar fifty. They got I'll do, you know, what's the over unders three?
You know and you could do a little parlay or something. Okay, I hope you know, I want five
I want to go five or over
20 and uh
You know
You know 60 percent of them is going to be females or something you can do, you know, do something like that
Um
What else oh lost money. I bet the ufc
I should have stuck with nick my producer nick. He has the best picks
I decided to go out on my own
and I lost
some money
I didn't lose a lot, but actually I did lose a lot
Uh, I lost four hundred dollars
And so i'm not happy about that
I'm not you know, it made it fun though. It was something fun to do. I'm glad the ufc happens. I really am enjoying it more
And
Usman usman is boring
Dude usman is boring fighter
He's probably the most boring black guy. I've even seen do a sport. He might have well be white
He might as well be white out there
Because the dude is just he's the champ though. I respect it. You know, I respect there being like
You know that uh, who's that guy that would
You know the boring who would do something great, but do it boringly
Um
Who am I thinking of do something great, but do it boringly?
Hmm, I can't think of anybody I can but I don't know who they are
Um
Man, I'm just rambling, but that's what I'm doing today. I'm rambling
Um
What else I watched the fights lost some money
Uh didn't catch corvid
Um
Oh, I got to see my mom when I was at home. I got to see my nieces and nephews. I went fishing in Louisiana
Bitch, I'm from Louisiana
Uh
Yeah, what else man? I I don't know. I just
You know, it was just
I don't know
I don't know. It's just it's okay. I'm alive. The conveyor belt is just going to keep serving up life
And that's what it is
You know, I just have to be grateful that that the belt's still going
so
We got a couple calls that came in
As always the hotline is nine eight five six six four
nine five
zero three
Here we go
Hey, what's up fio? This is y'all y'all from the blutom pod
Um, I had an interesting question. What's up y'all y'all gang bruh?
Interesting question. What is it? I'm about to turn 30
And I have two months of vacation for the first time in my adult life
I'm a middle school teacher now
And I don't know what to do with myself. Oh you middle school teacher, huh? Well
So
Anybody could teach that dude. That's not that hard
honestly, man, no offense y'all but
Middle school that's shit. I mean that's
basically
That's just what after dinosaurs spelling that's spelling heavy
Rivers you're learning a lot of rivers and stuff there
You know brennan when you wouldn't want him in there or you'd have to do him twice
You know brennan probably did all freaking
All five grades of middle school
uh
But yeah, man, no disrespect but middle school is easy bro gang bro onward
Especially during the core of times. I just spent a week fishing in denver
But I was wondering, uh, you know, since you've had some time to yourself lately
What would you do if you had two months off of work?
No strings attached
All right. Love you gang gang gang brother
Gang man. Love you too. And sorry what I've said earlier about your
Job being easy. I don't think your job is easy. I'm just saying challenge yourself more teach them something wild
You know teach a kid how to you know shoot a cannon or uh
You know debowel a bore or something
You know teach a kid how to uh, you know
You know what pills are safe to take or whatever depending on what time of day it is, you know what I'm saying
Just don't be afraid to
You know to kind of loosen up the curriculum
Because when shit gets hot shit gets hot
um
Would you ask around uh, uh, what would you do? Well?
I just realized recently I'd go back if I could go back in time even over the past few months
I would take more little trips and excursions
I would spend more time outside
You know nature is wide open right now and it's really
I feel like it's get it's a little more well rested than ever
You know we went on a hike the other day and um up there in New Hampshire in the hamp
And they had fresh blueberries growing out of the ground
You know because god likes to snack
You know
And um, then it was just cool. They have fresh raspberries, you know
And so I was just seeing wow nature's
Nature's hype
So that's what I would do nature's still open
You know some of the national parks and stuff are closed and you got to be a little creative, but
In a lot of ways it's a great time to get out and be a part of nature
It sound like you were doing that with the fishing so I think you're on track man
I think you're right on track, dude, but
But yeah, I would just get a little more challenging with the kid
Maybe having to do stunts or something put a bike ramp or something in the back of the class
Because shit might get hot
You know teach them how to low, you know set a trip wire or set a snare
You know, I'd love to see a middle school class that
You know that teaches, you know say of what if what if something happens
You guys are on a field trip. You guys are going to you know the museum
If there even are museums in it, you know
Another couple months everything in the museum will be
Outlawed or racist and so it'll be you know, they'll shut them down
But before that
You want to get in there, what if the bus crashes and now a little Davey or whatever they got to you know
They got a they got to survive
They might have to eat their buddy. They might have to
You know teach them how to do that
Or something, you know what I'm saying just you know, I'm saying to see be creative. Have you seen that movie school ties?
With the teacher robin williams
He teaches the kids how to
Just
You know thank for themselves, man, what it's all about bro gang shit. Um, what else we got here
Uh
Let's take a call, man
Man, I don't like this caffeine. It's got me feeling all fast
Onward, let's go
Hey, what's up, Theo? This is uh JJ from Denver, Colorado
What's up JJ?
From Denver
I appreciate you calling man
You know, I love Denver a lot of beautiful people over there
Met a beautiful woman over there by the whole foods there
And got her number and she never messaged me back, but
That's my life, baby. You feel me? I still got that number
I think it was her number could have been a fake number, but at least I got a fake number son
gang baby
Onward just sitting here
Listen to this past weekend working from home
Getting ready for a backpack and trip to kind of get away and clear my mind from all this crazy shit going on
Good for you, brother
Good for you, man. That's beautiful onward
I was just kind of curious what your opinion is on how people can affect change. I know at least in Denver
They're having a lot of uh, mostly peaceful protests, which seems like it's working pretty good
We have a police reform coming up soon
And uh, I'm just curious if you think that voting is the only way to affect change or
Or kind of what you think would be the best way to go about that because it seems like
A lot of people are hurting and they're trying to get things changed, but no one's really listening to them
gang, bro, thank you for the call
You know, what's interesting, man
You know, I find that
The biggest effector of change is really is time
Um
And you know, you can't just depend on time
You know, you have to remind time of what you want
And I think you see a lot of that recently with you know, a lot of the protests a lot of
You know, you see a lot of it
You know just to
You know remind for people to share what they feel and get out there and
Share what their feelings are
Um
So yeah, I think that that kind of stuff is good. I think voting for people that
You know, yeah, that you know support the things you want
Um
But it's hard I think the biggest things that we can do because look I want to get the the the the place not to do it
Is arguing online. It's just it doesn't
It that you can't win
You know, I got in uh, you know, I usually do a good job of not doing it and then the other day I commented on something
on uh my social media and
Um
And it just you know, sometimes you just
You know, you want to
It's weird because sometimes you feel online and in social media you feel
You know people behave ways online that they are not really behaving in real life, which is interesting
And I might be going off topic. I don't even know exactly what I'm talking about but um
But I find it the same and I'll do the same it's like would I really go off on somebody or you know
Um
I think some of the stuff is good. I think some of it though like people start to use
Uh
You know, like I think reminding people of diversity and that you know, the diversity is important
You know, if if you're talking about the black live matter rallies and stuff that that stuff
It's important. It's super important
You know, I think I think some of the reform for police departments is good
I think I like the idea of there being if there's people that have mental health issues
You don't that the police aren't the ones that have to deal with it
Man, I feel bad a lot of times when I see police officers and I see this all the time in los angeles
Police officers having to deal with homeless people and people who are mentally unwell
Because it's just a lot of pressure on cops
You know and the way that they're trained a lot of their training is probably more
In tactical combatical type training
And so even just seeing them having to spend their time doing it you can tell a lot of times the officers want to you know
They want to be helpful be helpful
But if they could spend, you know, they could probably definitely better spend that time elsewhere and not have as much stress
So that kind of stuff I like
So, yeah, I think some of those things are good, you know, I think you're going to see good come out of these types of things
I think you also see bad come out of these types of things. You see people, you know trying to
I don't know man. You see people trying to where it's not about equality. Some people want to make it about control
You know, I feel like a lot of times I felt attacked just as a white person in the past month really
You know, I don't support any type of supremacy. That's what I don't support. I don't support, you know, white supremacy black supremacy
Jewish supremacy, you know, Iranian supreme. I don't support any
That kind of stuff when people are trying to control you
You know, that's when people start to make things about themselves
And it's not about a kind of a black supremacy
And it's not about a conversation. It's just about them people controlling you. That's the part that gets
That doesn't affect. I feel like that just creates animosity
But I like I like the way that you're handling is man to go and spend some time, you know, taking a break
Because I think in the end still the way that we can best affect changes we can affect it within ourselves
And then we can
affect it, you know help affect it in
And be a part of the loved ones around us, you know, but really it's in ourselves
Because it's hard to make somebody do anything. You really can't
And so you just do, you know, you affect it within yourselves
It's the same thing I think about the masks a lot of times
You know, people say you're not people aren't wearing that. Well, that's that that you can't control that what you can control is if you wear a mask
So that's why I say, you know
just
Just that fight they're going for the fight some be, you know, we just get caught up in fighting and that's that kind of stuff is
It's just not helpful to us. And I don't think it generally it makes anybody feel good
I also think that you should have to have a
some type of
I don't know if it's education or
Or degree, I don't know if degree wouldn't really be fair. I don't know what it should be to have social media
But that's a whole different topic and maybe that's a bad idea
You know, I don't know
But anyway, man, I like what you're doing man going out there and affecting yourself. That's all we can really do
You know and sometimes I think a lot of the the stuff that's been going on
It's not help. It's not helpful
You know, I'll I have a friends that are
You know of both races who were suddenly activists
And that's bizarre to me like they're anger than usual
And that's you know, I don't know if that's
I don't know it just seems that like that's not good
Um
You know, it's like well, you weren't an activist before you just you know
And that's scary when I start to even find myself
I'm I'm I'm becoming like an activist like I understand standing up for yourself and just sharing what you
What you're feeling and thinking
I don't know. It's interesting man. There's a lot going on
But in the end for me the only the only real way I know to probably affect changes to just
Try to affect it within myself
Uh and affect how I'm reacting to the environment. That's around me
Um, and yeah and to vote
Um and to work hard
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Um
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Rat Kane. What's up, man? This is Clint Campbell aka murder
What's up murder?
And that's a risky name you got man, but I respect it. You know, it's risky if if you go to court, it's risky
But if you go into a bar and people looking at you funny, dude, then it's
You know, it's more unrisky then onward
Starville, Mississippi
Me and my wife just wanted to give you a call man. Let's let you know. We love you
We with you man. Everything's crazy out there. Just keep your head up, man. We love you from Mississippi gang gang, bro
Gang man, thanks man. That was nice of you, dude
It was nice you to say that and to include your wife and um
Yeah, you know and people need to hear that sometimes man
People need to hear that people are thinking about them and I got a lot of nice calls this past two weeks
You know, I know it's been a few weeks since I did a episode just solo and I'm going to start doing those more often
You know, I just needed a break over time
um
You know when I've been trying to adjust my diet and you know, uh
Uh, because this blood work I got I was not doing well
And I was not doing well. I had vitamin deficiencies. They call it
You know low stuff in you
You know if god look at you know
Looked up under the hood. He say damn you missing some shit. I put in here
And so
You know, I'm trying to
Get that get my health back
And it takes a while that kind of stuff takes a while
Um
You know when some of this has been nice, you know, uh
During this virus time
You know, it's been nice to have some reflection
um
You know, it definitely
I will say one thing about being on a plane flying on a plane everybody has to wear a mask now and it's quiet on the plane
And man, that's nice
It's so nice
There's no everybody's quiet
It's put them at it's quiet
Now I don't think it's good for us as humans long term or anything like that
But it's quiet
You know, it's been nice to have some time to reflect. I've gotten I've been able to talk with friends recently
that I just
You know and stop over by friends houses and just spend time with people
You know and that's been nice just to slow it down
You know to get out in a nature summon realize oh, I like it out here
I forgot this was an option. I got caught up in
In this rat race. You know and caught up in a game that I don't even know
I don't even say I told I never even signed up for the game
It's just you get going and you get into college and you feel like you got to get the job and then you got to
And you have to support yourself. You have to be working, but
Just this insatiable thing of more
That's what I've been on kind of I've been on that
That's what I've been on kind of I've been on that
You know, I've been
I've just been on that
Um, but love you too, man. I love you guys too man down there and startable
And shout out my friend tj mo when I went and saw him one down there
And he uh used to play football down there at Mississippi State
Gang brother, let's take another call here nine eight five six six four nine five zero three
Hi, I'm calling from Toronto, Canada
and
with everything going on I've been out of work for four months now
and
I'm kind of running out of money at this point
but
I also feel more calm than I felt in a really long time, which is very bizarre
So my question to you
Is do you think it's better to be broke and happy or rich and miserable?
I think there's more options than that. I appreciate the call. I think there's more options than that
I think you can be wealthy and be happy
um
I think you can be poor and be happy
You know some of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen have been in foreign countries of just full poverty
You know complete poverty. I'm talking to somebody, you know people drinking out of each other's penises really real, you know
You got to be thirsty to cut that faucet on you feel me?
And
But the happiest people
You know the happiest people
um
So I think there's ways to do it. I do think you know, I do think there's been a
I think there's too much
Infatuation on the bottom line for companies and and businesses and business owners
You know, I think you want to do well
But also remembering the value of your employees and of people you work with
And that you want them to do well too
Um
So I think there's a better way to beat to do wealth
and to do
You know not making money your god
I think there's a better way to do it than the way that we've been doing it
And I think that a lot of that change has to come from within people
Um
And I think there's a thing of too wealthy. I think at a certain point some people don't need to be that wealthy
I don't think that I I believe in meritocracy. I believe in people working hard and and that's how you earn wealth
And that's what you do. You know, I believe in the hard work that pays off. I believe in that
But I also believe at a certain point, you know
There should be creative ways to give back
Now some people you want them to have the wealth
You know, like people different, you know people who run big companies like, um
Um, you know, what's a big company? Craft mac and cheese
You know, you want certain people the money to go to, you know, you want them to because they're going to create jobs for other people
You know, if the money goes to freaking, uh, ronald craft, he ain't doing shit
He might be shooting up over there by the airport or by greyhound
And shout out we're gonna do I got some greyhound calls that came in i'ma get to them, uh later in the week
But but, you know, bobcraft the money goes to him. He's gonna, you know, some people you need the money to go through them because they're
Creators are going to create employment for the tens and thousands of people
But sometimes I feel like there should be a cap on how much money you can have as a human
So there'll be more money for other people to get
But I think lifting people you work for up, you know
And helping them be, you know
excited about the money that
You know
people working towards a company and
You know, um
I think that stuff's important
People oh, I'll work for a company. I'm prideful and because I'm gonna make money as well
The boss they're not always trying to just keep me at this one space and not reward my efforts
And I hope we'll see some of that too on a national scale, you know, maybe I'm being too political in some of this episode, but
Um
If we have more jobs back in the u.s. You know
Just because there's a there's just a there's a bigger value in a lot of things than just than the value of the money of it
But there's a special fun man of not having of not having a anything
Of not having a anything
Man there's a special type of joy of having nothing say fuck them, bro
You know
Because nobody can take nothing away from you then
Man and that is a that is a freedom
Nobody can take nothing but he's trying to take and nobody expect you got the you are the underdog
Nobody expects it
So when you show up and you deliver, bro, there's no but there's nothing that feels better
Man I've been right there man. I've been right there most of my life honestly
I'm saying all right. You don't expect okay. Oh, I can't huh?
And not even an individual person son. I'll tell you you can't just the way the system is
The way it's all set up
They don't expect you
And you show up and you that baby danger
And you that baby danger boy gang shit, man
Uh, let's hear what's what else man. We got some other calls that came in
Yo, Theo, it's CJ from Ohio man, and I uh, what's up CJ? Thanks for the call bud
Just calling checking with the racking himself see how you're doing
All the news going on now with uh with Chris and stuff. You're checking on you
Yeah, and he's referencing um, you know crystal Lee and the the stuff that some of these calls were a couple weeks
Haven't done a regular episode
Um onward, uh, no, of course you guys are and it's gotta be tough, man
Um
But uh appreciate everything you do on the podcast and help people out. It's awesome
Uh going through some stuff myself man. Just it's hard to see like
Everyone says all it works out in the end and it's
Everything ends up in the way it should be and it's just hard to see that man going through a divorce and
Move in with my mom, you know at like 30 years old and it's just like
God like look like I'm thankful. I have that to move into it's just scary to
Uh
for that next step man and just
I got school loans and just a lot of stuff to stuff going on man
It's cool that uh to hear all the positive good stuff you're doing and
Um
I don't man. Just guess just look for some positivity
Gang bro. Thanks for the call man. Um
You know, I appreciate, you know, uh, I appreciate your sentiment. Yeah, just thinking about me and just thinking about chris, you know, um
You know, I need to message him and just uh, just let him know that I'm thinking about him. Um
You know
I think you have a you know, a nice opportunity here, man
You know, I know it's probably got to be tough and it's got to be a real
U-turn in your dreams
To be
Back in with mom and you over there and y'all splitting the lasagna and doing that and now you watching the shit you guys are, you know
Suddenly all applying for the mother son price is right weekend or whatever doing all of that shit. I feel you bro
You know, suddenly, you know
You're stuck watching the this is us marathon winner. I feel you
I feel you're in that
um
And it's gonna be hard you probably have to listen to your mom and
And do a lot of that
You know, I just challenge you man, there were times where I had to go back into things like that
You know, I even remember about eight years ago
I you know, I went back to Louisiana and I was working at a bartending
And I just didn't know man. I didn't know if comedy was for me. I didn't know
What I wanted, you know, uh
You know, I moved for a relationship. I was in a rough relationship. I shouldn't have been in. I don't even like this girl
but I was in it
and um
And I wish I'd have handled myself better than just looking back
You know, it'll be hard, but just you know, just do your best man try to be loving
Maybe learn a new card game or something and play with your mom or
Because I think you're you know, it's you sound like a guy that's still gonna achieve his dreams and his goals
Uh, but I know that's a lot at one time with the
Relationship and maybe God's giving you that relationship with your mom, you know
And y'all can't have sex, but y'all could do everything else man, you know, not, you know
I mean you could kiss but just real quick, you know, nothing you can't do everything
But you could just kiss fast, you know, just like a regular good night, you know kind of thing
Um
But it could just be you know, I know it's gonna be hard to to see that I know I'm preaching, you know
But
It's gonna be okay, bro. It's gonna be okay
You know, I would just if you could if you can it's gonna be hard try to manage yourself the best you can while you're going through this
I just don't want you to look back on it and be like damn
You know, I had this opportunity
To spend time with my mother or to be a part, you know to try and help her to do and I saw it as a
As a
as a
Liability
You know, but but again, man, I'm preaching and shit, bro
But best of luck man. Keep your head up and learn jen rummy bruh michigan rummy. Those are some good ones. I learned recently
Uh scrabble. I haven't seen this as us, but my brother and his wife absolutely love it, man
Um
And it's probably a good time to watch, you know, I know it has it deals with a lot of racial stuff
And so maybe it's a good time to you know, just to see people
You know
beige power, man
You know
This is all gonna end beige
So it'd be a good time to see some of that gang shit. Peace
Um, here we go, man another call
Hey, fio, just uh
I'm looking at reading a article in the last few years times about the christly a situation and I see why you
Uh
Have so much trouble with the media and like how they portray things and how they twist stuff
I mean the law's in those times. It's supposed to be you know during this
emic and all this stuff supposed to be like the source of
You know well edited rel researched
You know good news they have taken quotes from the king this thing like as
law of what is happening in light of what
The ever chris did and I just feel like that's us bullshit that they like
Would try to use that information
From the podcast like from king in this thing like a comedy podcast and try to rope you into all this as someone who
Knew something so I see why you have your feelings about the media. I guess I'm just curious in this time, you know, what
Who you feel you're able to listen to and who you feel uh is giving you information that's
It's positive or um, you know something that you can feel like a factual or well researched or bipartisan all that
nonsense
gang bro, I appreciate that call man
um
Yeah, and again some of these calls are a couple weeks back and uh, I'm not trying to rehash old stuff or anything but
Yeah, you know, yeah. Los Angeles time did an article and they
You know people online there was a this older lady who used to be a comedian and
You know, she was calling out clips from king in this thing
you know, um
and
just
Just yeah, I mean just
Yeah, the the the reliability
of a lot of
Journalism is ratchet
I mean, it's like graffiti on walls. It's like just believe you know, you read Larry sucks dick and then you believe it
Well, you don't do we who do you we even know where Larry is?
Is he in the community? Where is he?
You know, who is who's he?
You know, is it have anybody seen him? You know, it just it's like believing graffiti
Um
So i'm not shocked man, you know, i'm just i'm not shocked but when you see that stuff start to come and you see your name in it
Yeah, that kind of stuff gets
uncomfortable
Because you're like this is supposed to be credible
The sources there's people are citing just
unbelievable sources
For everything
You know and it's new it's weird with news because you don't want the government to control the news
But the media has so much power
Just by the sheer volume
And the scope of it that
They can cause a lot of trouble
You know a lot more i think a lot more people have social and
um
A lot more people have issues online than they do in real life
You know, it's just giving us a it's just it's the news has just gotten it's gotten
unreliable
And some people some of the smartest people i know
Believe us everything on the news
And to me that is just baffling
It's almost like they want to
And i noticed it for myself if i'm going to the news if i'm going to these articles and i'm going to just see all the headline
I want that
You know i'm wanting that sort of
I'm looking for that that that whatever that
That it's junk food i know it is
I'm looking for an excuse to be angry i'm looking for i'm looking for it
So it's really it starts with us man it's it's
So where do i get good stuff from i think i just communicate directly with people see and see what's going on
You know, i do think it's a time where
um
You have to trust your instincts
um
But i don't know where there's a good source for news, you know, i i believe this i don't trust hollywood
And i believe hollywood does this they build you up
You can if you want to be in the system you can get built up
You know when you pay for that along the way, you know, you pay agents you pay, uh
What is it called?
per uh public relation people
That sort of thing
Publicists that sort of thing and i'm not saying these are bad people
I'm just saying this is the system that i've used sometimes and i might have a negative view of the system
I understand that
They build you up, but then
At a certain point they also then the then articles come that that tear you down
And now some of it can be based on your own behavior. I'm not saying people's behaviors don't influence it
They tear you down and then
Now you got to pay the lawyers so all the money you made you got to pay the lawyers and then you're done
So it's just this dirty hill, man
It's this dirty hill, but
It's risky, man
It's risky
um
So i don't know i don't know the answer to it, but i know it doesn't make me feel that good when i'm when i'm when i'm around it
And i know i try and be careful with my career that i don't
Don't
It's just scary, bro. It's scary to be a part of something that can do that
Um
Let's take another call that came in right here, man. We got to finish this episode up, man. Thank you guys for being uh
Part of this sorry if i you know, maybe i have too much political stuff. I'm not really apologize. I'll just
You know, I know it's a it's a tough time for a lot of people
I know it is. I know it feels scary right now
um
But it's also there's spaces and places where it's not
And we got to find those man gang
all right, yo
The attorneys
Well, thank you for sharing this week, man. I really appreciate it
I guess my thoughts are that
You know people are a duality man. No, but ain't everyone's a good and bad
Nobody's good or bad man. You know, it's
Sometimes you do good things and sometimes you do bad things and
It doesn't make you good or bad and you don't you don't you don't make them good. I don't know man. You just
I appreciate you being real
You know, you can be real even if you can't be good or bad you can decide to be real
You can be honest
Gang man, I appreciate the call man. Uh, we can try, you know, I try
You know
I mean, I make so you know, we all do yeah, we're over. That's what I don't that's what's tough for me
It's like how do we quit seeing that people are
People we're human
They do we do good stuff we do wrong stuff, you know
You could give a dollar to a baby and then still also, you know
You know go touch your neighbor's wife's beholder something and be naughty and be nice, you know, we're just people
Um
We're just people and some days we do it right and some days we do it wrong some moments we do it right some moments we do it wrong
Yeah
We really are dog
But that conveyor belt it keeps serving it bro. It keeps serving more, you know, whatever it is life keeps coming in
Um, but whoever you are, man, I'm glad you know that
You know, we don't you know, none of us went none of us are
You know, it's just uh, we just we keep we try man. Well, you just got to keep trying
You know
But we good man, everybody's all right, dude
If you get up there to freaking Maine get up there in New Hampshire. You need urgent care, bro
You cut you you got a fucking crab net
Stuck in your sphincter dog. Don't worry
Don't even forget about it, dude
In a heartbeat, I'll do it. I'll put a fucking
I'll cut your stomach open and fill it with Crellers, but I don't even have to swallow
You know, I'll put two Bavarian glazed up in that bastard. I'll put two chocolate cream filled a couple longjohns in you
You'll be fine, dude
You dislocated your wrist, bro. Don't forget about it. I'll glaze that bitch
You feel me? I'll glaze that bitch over by the dunking. You're gonna be fine, bro.
Throw a couple Donets on that bitch, son
Um
What oh I wanted I want to take one more call that gets us out of here on something cool, bro
Um
Let me see what we got here
Here we go, man. This was a call came in a couple weeks ago. This is this is talking about that gang shit
If you this is James calling you from north of your borders
Lay up in Canada here. Oh
Welcome. Welcome to America. Uh
Verbally and audibly
gang in Saskatchewan, it's just kind of like the uh, the Dakotas and oklahoma all smashed together of
I don't know if you've been up here to Saskatchewan, but
Oh, yeah, I've been up there dude a guy tried to give me a hat one time and also I thought the guy was also, um
You know
pedophile
And I told him I said i'm an adult. I think he had me I think I just looked young at the time and it was uh
And it was real snowy out
And so he pulled over to talk to me. I just yell no no no keep going man
I'm an adult and he fucking left man. So
Onward I kind of said it in your accent to begin with because I'm watching your podcast. So there you are
Anyway, it's deal. I uh, I just seen a moment you had there where you got a call and it
It cracked you a little bit and
It just kind of let off that same thing for me in my heart
And it was just due to you and your reaction and and at first I didn't think nothing that I call and then I saw the way you
uh reacted to it and
and then it you know through you it stuck
Struck through to me and I've been drinking a little heavily in my own regard and it was that call about the man who's got sober
been sober for a year
and uh
In my life, it's been about six years since I lost somebody close to me. This is the first year where I'm starting to feel a little bit
all right, so
Little thing like that's nice little push
pushing my uh subconscious when you feel that little
Frog in your throat when you see your boy Theo crack up you crack up yourself and you start to think about the picture a little bit bigger
And uh, thank you for everything you do so you're the best man. Keep her going
Oh gang bro. I'm not the best man, but that's sweet of you to say man. Um
Yeah, you know, it's it's magical man how how that kind of stuff happens man when people make you kind of feel something because yeah
The guy called he got a year or a couple years. His girlfriend gave him the coin to congratulate him
For you know for not drinking and he didn't think that she noticed and then she did notice and
Yeah, you know, it had me cracked up
Um
Um
Yeah, you know and and it's and it's powerful it's not and it has nothing to do with me man and I appreciate you the call
You know and uh, and I'm glad you're feeling better about your friend passing and
Or at least getting some peace from it
uh
But there's that that's there's something
You know, there's some other wavelength where we all
connect
Because that's crazy man that that guy left a voicemail
on a machine
A human voice and I listened to it a week later
And had a had a visceral reaction to it
You know that made me feel something that shit fucking lightning in my damn heart
You know like a fucking fat animal just
Eating chocolates in my heart that shit had me
You know just
Had me feeling and
And then you hear it and then you feel it's just
I don't know man. There's just a greater that and that power whatever that that that wavelength whatever that is, bro
That's you know
That's that spice man
That's you know, that's that gas station dick pill from god
You know, that's the thing that
That's power as powerful
And I and look man, I'm just
Part of the chain. You're part of the chain now
Uh
And I you know, I don't know. I just there's something about feeling there's something about
Here and how people feel that I I like it
Um
I like it man. I think you know, I don't know
It's interesting man
It's interesting
But thanks for the call man and actually I talked to that that fell on the phone the other day and we had a nice chat and
And I and
You know, we just keep going the conveyor belt keeps going. We're on this bitch
You know
Hug somebody move in with your mother help her recycle do the shit
You know understand that people are people
You know, we just we keep trying
To support people
You know, if somebody's struggling, you know, try and support them. We do what we can we're not perfect man
You know and look, I'll be honest dude. I've been jerking off, bro
And I'm disappointed about it
You know, I didn't think I was going to be jerking off and then bam
I'm touching my body and leaking my wiener out
You know with uh
Um
With semen you know and making semen out of you know, just it just
We do what we can bro
But the time keeps going man time is no stranger
That is for sure, isn't it?
We'll play the song one more time. This is uh, steve starlight off his new album unnaturally happy time is no stranger
And we got new gang gang slides available
Um, we got the new website and check out the ovan.com
Um great ways to submit uh video and audio for the show
Um
And
You know be good to yourself, you know, you probably deserve it
You know, I bet you really do
Uh gang shit, man. Peace
It's no stranger
If you're
All by yourself get it steve
This time
There's no danger
Because you found someone else
You once told me to be patient love will find its way
Wait and see
Well, I waited so frustrated for a day to never come look what's happened to me
Time is no stranger
And you're all by yourself
This time
There's no danger
Because you found someone else
You once told me to be patient love will find its way
Wait and see
Wait and see
Wait and see
Wait and see
Wait and see
There you go, and you can get that again that steve starlight
And you can support that man. He's uh
Uh, it's never too late to come over
Remember that hit we've we've we've had it as part of the
You know part of the program for for a long time and um steve is a beautiful man and uh
And he's always
He's always right on time man and we'll have the link to his new album
Uh unnaturally happy
And uh again be good to yourself man. I'm gonna try my best. You try your best and we'll do it again soon
We'll run it back gang