This Past Weekend - E288 Tim Dillon 2

Episode Date: July 24, 2020

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Now today's guest is a host of the Tim Dillon show He's one of my favorites to follow on social media at Tim J Dillon on Twitter. He will reconfigure Any stress it is caused to you by social media he can do it He is a comedian or a comedian and He is a man and he is here today For the second time mr. Tim Dillon Oh Your tweets are some of the best things that I

Even it's like literally I'll be just lying on my sofa and my sofa is getting bad like my sofa started into really get that dent Yeah, it's got a bad that crevice. I've never had that before. Yeah, I've had that yeah Well, you're a fat guy whatever you lay on for more than a few months is just destroy. Oh, yeah It just becomes like it just becomes you know, I've had beds where they just they just become problems Yeah, I've slept on couches. Yeah, it's problems. Yeah, and what do you is there a way to refluff them? Is there a company you guys use? No, you just got to get super firm right like the mat like this is my mattress now It's like okay super firm cedar so that you get about a year before you've destroyed it and then

And then you got to get something new But yeah, I tried a tweet yesterday This is the closest that I could get to trying to like kind of imitate you and it was When this is all over the dollar will be worth nothing we'll be using them as taco shells Salsa will be on the black market. Yeah, that's it's a little bit in your vein in the vicinity. Yeah of what I did Yeah, I mean I started to realize I can't take it if you get serious too serious in it It's then you play into the whole like anarchy of it Whereas if you're just above it and yeah, and it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's amazing

I try to like I try to be funny, but every now and then I'm an impulsive person. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you so yeah, I just don't have a lot of control over what happens So the problem is like I've gotten in Twitter Wars with like the CEO of Red Mango frozen yogurt Dan Kim and I just I'll be laying there realizing I'm attacking the CEO of Red Mango for no reason really Yeah, um, it's kind of like your call of duty almost. I yeah. Yeah, it's kind of what it is I just I just there are sometimes when I I'll tweet something and I hit send and a lot of times I got Yeah, I shouldn't have done that shouldn't have done that shouldn't have said that but it's so great You're like almost a wall. Can we bring up Tim's Twitter? Yeah, it's almost like you've just gone so a wall that it's like inspiring

It's like oh, this is what it's supposed to be. Yeah a not real field that like news sources cite from it's supposed to be Erroneous. Well, that's the thing like tick-tock like what's interesting about tick-tock, which I'm not on but like what's interesting about it Is it's just like people dancing people being silly? There's money to be made But it's like that even though it's kind of crazy It makes a lot more sense to me than like the social media on Facebook where people have a 300 comment Like they're trying to make a point. Yeah, they're trying to say something They're arguing with their uncle about something. Yeah, and I'm like no this probably wasn't what it was meant to be It's supposed to be like dumb. I'm online at Chipotle

Right somebody's dancing or a crazy like so it feels like maybe social media is kind of Winding back to a place of absurdity. Well, I feel like you're you're kind of leading it But I mean that's what I feel like when I I'm like, oh, this is what I need to recognize is that I is that It's okay. Like you're like leading it back to that place of Ridiculousness. I mean, this is the stupidest thing. Have you seen this floating cinema in Los Angeles with socially distanced boats? How much work is it gonna take to do with it? Imagine all the stoned morons crashing boats We'll now to see a movie world like just stay home. Yeah, if that's the other option. I'll just stay home

I don't want to get in a boat to go watch fucking Avengers. Yeah, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen well someone would here's the thing someone would get out of their boat to go pee and drown like the first one Yeah, I mean, it's just we're going so crazy with this where we're like inventing things that there's no need Yeah, there's no need for this. Nobody needs to see a movie that badly. They go, you know what? Let's just get in the boat. Yeah, let's just go to a movie theater in the ocean with socially distanced boats. I Would almost rather get the disease and die and go to heaven. Yeah, or be reincarnated, right? Yeah, take that chance be reincarnated and still not get in a boat. Yeah see a movie. Yeah, you're like Like yeah, this yeah, it's almost god. It's so fucking ridiculous man. Yeah, I mean it's bananas

I'm definitely gonna have to go with my girlfriend. Now. That's a good point. See a lot of guys and Nick is a very susceptible man Yeah, I'm gonna say that I love Nick. He's got a lady hard worker, you know very inspiring story But yes, he's the kind of guy, you know, he's very Japanese like if there's a puddle he'll stab himself and right bleed out Like see his woman can walk over his back. I respect that he has that very Korean style I just imagine cuz chicks are gonna want to go to this Yeah, and now with everything going on every time I see a new idea like this I go How do riders burn that down? You know what I mean? Yeah, like how exactly will that get torched, you know? Yeah, like every new idea. I'm like how easy is that to just yeah like that up or what about when they're the angry like

What about if the gay fleet from uh? What's that Disney World ride with a lot of like a? That Disney World ride pirate yeah, what about when they get cuz it's a lot of young gay men and women that work there Yeah, when they say we're gonna attack. Yeah, we've had enough of this. Where do they go? Yeah? They go to the the the boat movie theater. Yeah, they're gonna pull up in their boats. They're gonna pull up. Yeah, if if Pirates of the Caribbean disgruntled people attack that that would be the only reason I'd want that to exist Yeah, just so we could get invaded and attacked by angry gay Pirates of the Caribbean cuz you gotta hit you gotta be angry

That that's your gig. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you gotta you can't be thrilled about that Now what about I saw recently um, but yeah, if you don't follow Tim Dillon, what is your what is your Twitter Tim J? Dylan it is It's the it's like this weird canal through all of the bullshit. That is some moments. It's so left some moments It's so right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. God. It is good man. It's a little ridiculous Yeah, and just you have to stick with it man because you have to believe like I was just talking to an agent I just put up cat like I just put up the photo of a cat. This is a cat. That's not my cat but the the running joke is that this cat is a is a is a is like a

Radical Constantly threatens like Nancy Pelosi and he's constantly impressed like they constantly keep putting him in jail And he keeps claiming that they're jokes so I just keep putting him up and then like People will comment like some guy'll be what's with its teeth and then some personal comment under that like why are you talking? Shit about a cat's looks and I'm like we're off to the races like already. We're off to the races It's just a fun my mother's schizophrenic and I imagine my Twitter is her brain. Oh, that's beautiful Yeah, that's kind of what I imagine my Twitter is is like my

Yeah, and this is dubbed in this cat. This isn't a real cat. No, he's real. He's Oscar Okay, he lives in West Hollywood. He's my friend's cat. Oh, yeah, I just go over and I grab them and they photoshop I mean these pictures. Yeah, they just photoshop. I'm in a like Yeah, it's just oh do the Brad Pitt one. That's a fun one He's real he's a demon of a cat, but I love it. Yeah, and he's so like he's almost so you like he's there He's disinterested, but he's also willing to just like get wild in a moment's notice Yeah, I mean that's kind of what he's about. Yeah, but that's what I that's how I use Twitter is just like To just kind of be sometimes I make a good point, but most of the time I don't yeah at most of the time

It's just me being ridiculous, but you're so what I what I like I guess is you you're fearless about it Yeah, like something happened to me where I got I guess I don't know if I got fearful or I just I Think sometimes I get too like I'm too real about stuff sometimes So it's like right. I'm gonna just end up like just in a bad space and I'm gonna end up fighting with Jamila Hill, you know Yeah, yeah, right I look at it as like if if I said something and then Jamila Hill said something to me you win I would Tweeter the photo of the cat right like I would be like it's like if you want to come into this world

Right if you want to take this Willy Wonka boat ride Yeah through the craziness because I'm like this is not a good place to have a conversation right and Anyone should know that everybody should know that and everyone should treat it accordingly and just be Ridiculous, I get it people are trying to hustle make money and whatever, but I'm like if you get mad at me I mean, I put a mega McCain. We got adjusted like a coronable. I saw that crazy thing. That was good And it's like if you Get mad at that guy. You're you're you're at fault. Yeah. Yeah What um, what about the Hollywood sign getting taken down you see people that'll do my name

Did you see People talking about that because obviously, you know, there's a lot of been a lot of stuff people taking down monuments, you know Yeah, Confederate flag people taking down, you know, I think the Cleveland Indians just announced today. They're gonna change their name Do you want me to look that up? Yeah, maybe both if you can I know you only have two hands, but uh But I thought about so then part of me like because I get a little bit angry sometimes about like because Confederate flag I learned it from Duke's a hazard, right? And that's you're like you have a whole different understanding of it because you're a southern guy, right? I would just see it like now if somebody rode by with a career like if somebody

Yelled the n word right and was waving it, right? I'm like no wrong. Yeah, that's a bad guy wrong But but I just start to worry just when does it in you know, like when does it well? Yeah, I think a lot of people think that because a lot of people are like at a certain point If you go through history. Oh, yeah, nobody's clean. No, nobody Nobody's clean So do you just I mean every movie? Everything so do you just get rid of everything do you destroy everything and then you start burning books and then you start you just head And that's usually I don't really care about Confederate monuments, but it's like then it's like well, let's get rid of

You know, Washington, right Lincoln. Let's get rid of Mount Rushmore It's like where does it end and the other question nobody asks. What do you replace that with right? What are we replacing it with right because you lose a lot of branding like even like the University George Washington University, right? Yeah, they've been thinking like, okay, do we have to change has been like yeah, they just change it to GW and nobody is Not they'll be like it's GW. It's like KFC when they were like not using chicken Yeah, yeah, it's KFC. You're like, yeah, but what does that C stand for? They're like, I don't know something crunchy. Yeah, we don't know what it is Yeah, it's just like I can't imagine that Anyone really cares that's the thing that anybody really care no one really because we grew up going like we would go from Marty

Gras we would go by the um We would go by the Everybody would meet at the Robert E. Lee statue in New Orleans, right and everybody would meet there black white Right, that's all we had. We had a little bit of like I guess maybe Mexican or Chinese like kind of like One person that might have been a Pacific Islander. Yeah, something. Yeah, gotcha like I grew up in a town We had a group called wham whites against Mexicans, right? Yeah, and we didn't have any Mexicans So they would always that a musical group. No, this is not okay. This is more of like a get the torch Yeah, just like a budget antifa, you know like antifa, but that had to be home by 6 p.m.

For dinner. I gotcha. Okay, and then and it was only three guys in it, right? And then they like kind of attacked the China Like semi Chinese kid once like there was no real follow-through, you know, but is it because they couldn't find a Mexican? Yeah, let's just get let's just get this guy. He's semi totally. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my brother was the best We're gonna do yeah, we gotta show people were about it and there's no Mexicans around but this guy looked half Chinese Yeah, so he's getting it. Yeah, look we got we drew it on our binders during lunch. This shit is real Yeah, we got to move forward. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, but yeah, just start so then I start to think okay Well, yeah, you tear it down, but then here's what I start to worry about is say in certain

In certain cities and whether they be southern really or anywhere because some of it starts to branch out now to like oh Well, Thomas Jefferson had slaves and this person dated a black woman who was underage and just different things Which just keeps escalating and it's like when does it like at a certain point? Yeah, like you're saying it's gonna hit everybody But then the people who live in those places, right who associate with that history and don't associate it with it racially, right? Like and I know this is just a white perspective Yeah, but those people are gonna be like I'm not want to live in a place where now the street that I'm on has been changed like It's just like why are we ignoring?

History why are we trying to get rid of it? Right? Why not just learn from it? Why not appreciate it? Why not look at his statue and go? Yeah, that guy did some fuck up Like why are statues only of good people number one like the idea that every statue? It doesn't mean that I never look at a statue No, that was a great guy that guy was great. I bet he was great I never have ever looked at a statue and went I should think like him Yeah, I look at a statue go that guy did something may be good may be very bad Yeah, he might have been very bad, but it was significant. That's what a statue is. It's about significance Yes, it's not about moral purity right that was a guy was a role-player. He had like throw up a Carmelo Anthony somewhere

Yeah, I'm saying like right he kind of hey look people are 5050 on if he's really that helpful to a team, right? Right, but I I've never looked at a statue. I don't know who we're infantilizing people Yeah, we're treating them like children. We're telling them. Oh if you walk by a statue You're going to automatically Look at that statue or that person in reverence. Yeah, that's not what does anyone care You know they go let's take down the Christopher Columbus statue in the middle of Columbus Circle, New York City No one knows who that is right the kids don't know who it is. They don't give a they don't give out They're on their phone. They don't even look at the statue. So the idea that like Columbus

It's a button. You know Columbus is reinforcing imperialism and genocide. No one cares nobody knows who he is Well, then it's like should you take down like because there's you know a lot of artwork and I'm I don't know if there's monuments But of like slave probably like arriving like Charleston like slave ships and stuff that did so then it's like Well, if you're a white person, you don't want to remember that all the time, right? It's like but you should have to look at it You should have to be like man. Wow a lot of this town was built by slave labor, right? That to me makes sense. Like you have those monuments and you're like, I can't forget

This history, right? You know, but if I feel like if you're gonna apply apply it to everything It's just like you know because some people might think man, I didn't do this, right? Why do I have to be reminded of it all the time? Yeah, but yeah, because that's applying the same psychology I feel like to the ones where you're applying it to You know like George Washington or Robert E. Lee, you know like or just put on Robert Lee's thing This guy got second place in the Civil War. Just right. This guy was fucked up. Yeah This guy fucked up and aren't we all and aren't we all? Or yeah, I think it's it the people that really are advocating that they take down everything are people that just want to

Completely remake or reimagine America. Yeah, so they start with the iconography of it They start with like the statues and everything and it's like we can all agree that America has some deep deep flaws It should be corrected, but I don't think anybody's or a lot of people are not gonna be on board For the new version of America that a lot of these people want, right? Nobody wants that or you don't have any freedom, you know, nobody really wants that and I think that's what This kind of America that they envision is an America where Everybody is constantly Policing themselves and their speech and you're being their surveillance of everything you write and say and it's just weird

Like you want to rat on people and if I remember when Corona started people were like, yo Go go go call this number if these kids don't have masks. I'm like what yeah, I don't want to be a rat Dude, there's a kid skateboarding. I'm supposed to call a number and be like. Hi. Yeah, I see it kid without a mask Go get him. Yeah, it's odd has it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to inform on people I just that to me that all world is not I Don't like that world. I don't want to live in that world I'd rather live in the world with some of the problems than this Orwellian Nightmarish world like people are like I can't say anything. I'm afraid to have an opinion

I'm afraid to meet somebody at this corner because both of the people it's named after were racist What are we doing wandering around? Yeah unable to meet at certain intersections like I don't know what it means Or the weird guy who will only meet in front of the Robert E. Lee statue. He's like we're meeting in front of Lee You want to date me? We meet in front of Lee and that's it We always meet in front of a Confederate monument. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird man Or just yeah, or maybe like you add to the mile now. I think that would be even a better idea Yeah, I add to the monuments. Yeah, you know, yeah Kicking him in the face. Yes, do it. How are you time and doing a scissor kick right here?

I've been sitting on the front of the horse. Yeah Why not? It's funny. I think it's like in the absence of real solutions people are like hey Let's just take the statue down. Yeah, you know, it's like how about stopping police shooting black people? Yeah Let's take the statue down. Let's just take this. How about stopping some of the issues in Hollywood people getting abused or whatever? Let's just take the sign down. Yeah, let's just take the sign down Do you think you're everything but see that's where it's like that to me would really make Hollywood I think if you took the sign down, yeah, then Hollywood is gonna be like, well, what do we have then right? What what is the movement to take the Hollywood sign down? I haven't heard about that. Well, I'm sorry and Nick had it up a second ago and I

Wait a minute. Can you go back to Indiana governor? Wait a minute. Hold on go back to the Indiana governor says all people over the age of eight Will face wait a minute class is great class that Indiana governor says all people over the age of eight We'll face a face mask mandate. There's some nine-year-olds that are gonna get thrown into paddy wagons and that's in Indiana Oh, what are you ten? Yeah, get your mask on. Yeah. I love kids learning about Government at nine, you know being like oh, I lose my freedoms at nine so different dude Damn, and are these kids and I just wonder if the masks How are they gonna develop their? Their world they're it's gonna be underdeveloped. Yeah, I mean we're had under

Developed, I mean we're heading to a scary place. I'm all for like yeah where the mask keeps people safe Whatever, but I just think there's something hilarious about the like this weird age of like eight. Yeah, this like meaningless That's when they know eight. Yeah, it's like if you're nine you better have your shit together Yeah, so I'm gonna you better have your shit together at nine almost like the eighteen It's like the frickin yeah, yeah, you're gonna serve in a war The Hollywood sign it says right here the Hollywood sign Has been through some stuff it said on there Did you have an art was there something I have there was one tweet it it that's it

You know it at 33 33 likes you to blue check mark people that are on the right that are going if you're gonna take down Jefferson, right Washington. We're gonna take down a Hollywood sign. So this is what happens It just becomes and yeah, that makes sure I get it and that's when you start to look cuz that's what I feel like it's like You have to that's smart ball to me. Yeah, you are on the right or if you are it's like well What about the the you know the obvious, you know, the the me too So what about all the shit that goes on in Hollywood a hundred percent deviant place hundred percent? It's awesome hundred percent Yeah, but it's risque. Yeah, there's lots of long Established problems. Yeah power dynamic issues here. Oh, yeah, um, but the whole thing is like I when Jenny Slate

Apologize for doing the voice of a mixed race character on big man Yeah, I saw that I did this whole thing on my podcast as a joke where I was like, it's not enough that she's Stepping down cuz her apology is very creepy, right people. I was like, why why does she Jenny Slate from everything? I know about her is probably not like a racist, right? Why is she coming out to like confess? She's like I've erased black people I cannot believe and it was very weird like she felt she had to come out and give this big Explanation it was very weird. So I just said, you know to counter the insanity of that. I said that's not enough She should go to jail. Yeah, she should be in jail, you know

I think she should go to jail. I saw this every day. Jenny Slate is not in jail. I will speak out Yeah, and that's the whole thing because I said it's not enough So this is what you kind of do when people go woke you just go further, right? You go for you go wide awoke. Yeah. Yeah, you go real. Yeah wider. Well, you go insomnia. Yeah, you go put her in jail Yeah, put her in jail not enough and who are her parents? Where are they live at? Where are they? Let's share this we're burning that house. Yeah, they're raised a racist. Yeah, get them Let's share their information and what that's supposed to do is make people go. Oh, yeah This is stupid. Yeah, but as a matter of fact, you could people on Twitter go

I don't think she should go to jail and then some people go maybe like a reeducation They're like, yeah, maybe like some type of reeducation or something but not jail next you know She has to take 40 hours of driving from a from an African-American instructor. Yeah, what's great is like I'm like, oh, you're almost there. Like you're almost at my crazy example. Right. You're almost at let's put her in jail Yeah, that's what you see when you tweet something crazy and the responses are like, yeah, that might make some sense You're like what? Yeah, I tweeted the other day and I said I walked into a grocery store and I they told me to wear a mask I took it off

Uh, I didn't have a mask on I faked a seizure and then I ran around the store Called this screaming the storm is coming and a lot of people on Twitter were like good for you, man I wish I could have seen that like dead serious. Like, yeah, you show them. I'm like, yeah, I was I didn't do any of that Right, but people are like, yeah, you show them people are ready. Well people are looking also for Anything that's against the norm. So that's another reason why I think a lot of what you say really kind of stands out like a lot of times because it's like Also, I think you're finding like a seam of humor in this. Yeah, where sometimes I forget to like Just be light about like just like joke around about stuff

Well, because like you watch these shows now that are like, you know, Ellen and Fallon They're all at their kitchen tables. Yeah, like Jimmy Kimmel's it in his living room And you're like what's going on? It's weird and then they're interviewing people And they're interviewing celebrities and they're talking about movies coming out and you're like this is so dystopian Yeah, like it's so disconnected from the reality that I think people just want Anybody whether you're crazy or not. Yeah to talk about something that's actually going on right the reality something That's actually happening

um Do you think that uh Would this be a tough time you think like Because you're you're gay man, right? Yeah, so if you're a gay man, would it be what if I said no? What if I denied it just went back Dude, it's like absolutely. No, I'll tell you this. We've been praying that I sue you. I sue you. I get lawyers I'm like, this is crazy. Do you mind if I go to jail? I do have new insurance I do have new insurance. I'd love to use but

Is this uh, yeah, we've been praying you'll yeah make it back. I'm we're trying. Yeah, we're trying If hollywood offers me enough money, I'll do it I'll get a wife. I'll get a fake wife That's a better life is to have like a fake wife because it's kind of fun I know dudes who are mad. We all know dudes who are married to oh, yeah And you're like, all right, but it's fun because you got a partner in being a deceptive, right? Like I think that's kind of fun like you and the wife wake up every day and you're like, all right Let's go fuck the world over again. Yeah, let's go convince the world this thing's real. Yeah, let's rock baby. That's kind of fun

It is that's kind of like mr. Mrs. Smith. Yeah. Yeah, you're like cia agents You know and you just got to go out there and like hey, we got this pretend life. Let's go and rock with it Oh, yeah, I got to be at uh, Libby's kindergarten play. Love you, hun. Yeah, love you Come in for the kiss. Do you ever think that there do you ever meet women that are close on a like there's almost like a Because sometimes I almost wonder if at a certain point that gay and straight will almost be primitive descriptions of people might be yeah, like I know some of there's a lot of force stuff and like, you know And people like in this place now where they don't know or they you know

And people are just I think sex will be primitive. I think people are on so many SSR eyes They can't even come and I mean it can't get ticks hard. I mean just crazy. You look at a lot of these relationships You're like, there's no sex happening these people just hold each other's hand. They softly cry They tweet about racism. Uh, they adopt a dog together Uh, but you there's a lot of sexual a lot of these relationships are you like a lot of this is probably just people that have massive anxiety laying next to each other having multiple panic attacks and then someone's strong enough To go make a cup of like non-caffeinated tea But if you ever come during a tough panic attack, bro, it's almost good. Is that the move?

But no, I think you're right. I think but I'm just wondering at some point. Do you think that we will get Like Like I guess there's two things so one. Do you ever meet a woman? We're like, oh, she's almost There's some beat. There's something in her where it's like, oh, I could almost date that woman Yes, because I'm just curious as to like the so it's not as as a hundred percent like Black like there's a being inside of people. Yeah, there are women that I see that I'm I I'm like, maybe I could date that woman Oh, that's interesting. You know, Whitney Cummings is a multi-millionaire. I know maybe I could date her. Oh, yeah You know what I mean? That's there's something there

How do you think she'll ever take her like just get to the point where she's you gotta she's like I'm taking my tits off This is too much, you know, and I'm I don't know if she'll do the tits off That's I think she likes her tits, but oh, I know she likes I see her evolving into a suit Like I could see revolving just went shorter hair. Yeah, I could see you're evolving into somewhat like an androgynous Power suit where you see her and you're just kind of afraid. You don't know what's gonna happen I could see her eventually being the husband of the doll of herself that she has Yeah, I know I'm saying and I love you Whitney, but you know I'm mad like her marrying the doll Marrying the robot as the husband. Yeah. Yeah, it could happen

And I could almost see then and that is when she will sell her greatest show ever which will be a new I love lucy Yes, where she is is is now kind of identifying as male and she's married her robot Yeah, and to feel something they go out into what do you mean hollywood sick? What is everyone talking about and to feel something they go out in her yard and watch a couple of her right two million Dollars giraffe. Yeah, you know, she will she'll have a safari before yet I'm waiting for her to go full safari because she hated tiger king. She was mad at tiger king It's like wouldn't eat enough But she's gonna go full safari and then just be like fuck it the animals are happier in captivity

Yeah, and that's it. I want to work at the safari. Yeah I want to watch her walk around with a gun and just like just putting the gun on the tiger And then he just like cowers and he go man, you've made a full 180 From animal rights advocate to just having your own safari. She'll become carol baskin. Yeah, she'll be like these these animals Yeah, basking right here. Yeah I mean, this is wild And she's got a ranch with with with animals. I mean, it's wild. Yeah, it's wild bro. It's very Very

Yeah, it's very white africa that she's running In a weird way. She told me a story. She kept bringing back this cat to this animal hospital And she's like you got to fix this cat. They're like this cat's trying to die Like he's trying to run away. They run away to die. Yeah, you keep bringing him in you're fucking him up Right, like this poor cat would just leave someone's house in west hollywood trying to die She's driving home by the comedy stories picking him up scooping this motherfucker up and bringing him to the animal hospital They keep going let him die. Why are you getting involved? You imagine this poor cat just like I just want to die And this crazy bitch keeps picking me up in her tesla

Yeah, and driving me to some hospital. Haven't you read the cat's tweet? Yeah, she's bringing him in She's like make a robot version of this cat right now So that he can live forever The animal hospital is like what she's like, here's a hundred grand. I want a robot cat in an hour God, she's hot though. I will say that she's she's that's happy the worst ending to this whole far She's an attractive woman God lover and this is why yeah, and this is why I need help whitney

Yeah, this is why I need help But I will say this anytime I talk to her she tries to get me to adopt like a very rare animal Yeah, I don't think I'm ready for like an owl or like a shetland pony. You know what I'm saying She's like why don't you adopt an owl? I live in a one bedroom apartment. I don't think she's like, you know what you need You need an owl. She's like, do you have a stand-up shower? You're not using yeah Yeah, I love that she goes to war with like the animal rights like the those tiger king people on instagram all the time Yeah, like I'll look at one of their instagrams There'll be some guy with a tiger and it's like three comments down as whitney coming to be like

You know what this is doing to the animal, you know, I'm like, uh, she's very probably right statue of her put it up In calamus. She's very yes that ulysses s grant of animalia kind of yeah, she really wants them to be saved I here's the thing with animals. I respect them. I've never given a shit right like I've never been like that deeply Well, we used to watch them fuck. I don't want them being tortured But buddy might had a dog you take it to the dog park and it would fuck every dog in there And we used to get high and we're young and go over there and watch it. Oh, that's fun. Do work See that's fun. Yeah, that's and then it was easier to talk to women because of your dogs over there, of course They're like, oh this guy. I'm into it. Yeah. They're like look at that. Yeah, like if his dog can do that

What can this guy do? Yeah. Yeah, you know, then you roll up with the erectile dysfunction, which is my big get out of jail free card But uh, that's why it's hard to meet to a guy with ed. You know, yeah That's tough. Yeah, they're like do this. I'm like, oh, wow. I would love to have done that Yeah, that's uh, not medically possible. You have a doctor You have a doctor writing you a letter like like a kid showing up to school with a doctor's note You're like, yeah, I've a doctor's note. That's not even possible. I couldn't have even done that. Yeah, sorry I wish I could have yeah

Um, but no, I just thought that was interesting. Yeah, if there's like a time where you can like sometimes even with women You're like, oh that woman I could there's women out there that I go. Sure. I think there's certain people that are so good looking You're like, why not? Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm sure that happens. I'm sure that's That's somewhat common is a straight man. I thought about this is a straight man. Yeah Like Is that the hottest chick that a gay guy could get? I guess so Yeah I mean, it depends because to straight guys. There's like hot. There's always like chicks. You're like, oh, I'm never

Getting that chick the idea of anything that's like, you know, you're turning a straight guy Yeah, people people that's like a fantasy that people have but here's the thing if you do that, are they straight? Right, that's the other thing like there's a lot of people out there. They're like, yeah, I fucked your straight guy It's like, yeah, maybe not Maybe not. Maybe they weren't being honest with you. Yeah, you fucked a liar. Yeah, you fucked someone who's claiming to be straight, but it's like Yeah, I don't like I've met guys and they've been like, yeah, I've never been out on a date with a guy before I'm like, that's a lie. Yeah, I'm not the guy that brings you into homosexuality. Yeah, you've been here

Yeah, I'm not the gateway drug. I'm not the guy. Yeah, I'm not like Taylor Lautner who's like you're like, let's give it a shot I'm like, you've been down the road a little bit here if you're going out with me You've been down the road. You've had some experiences. You don't go straight to like math You know, you hung out at some college party smoked a little weed then lost your job and decided, you know what? I want to taste glass in my lungs Yeah, no, there's there's yeah, I'm not the gateway drug. I'm not like the fun party drug No, so I think that the people a lot. Yeah, obviously it's a legit straight guy where you're like, whoa, this guy's legit straight I think a lot of people are fibbing. Right, especially in Hollywood. I think they're lying. Yeah. Yeah

Now do you think there's also now we talk about drug induced homosexuality a lot on this podcast? Sure And do you believe in that? um That is a certain I believe in drug induced drug addiction. Right. So I believe that you will do I believe that you will do things to get drugs Right, but do you think though that people will get fucked up enough that at a certain point like at 10 o'clock Everybody's having beers. Nobody's gay At 1 a.m. When you know, somebody has an eight ball of coke in them

Suddenly two guys are gay out of the group and you're like, oh, this is it might be that or I might be two guys love coke Right, like I like in that tiger kink thing. Those guys weren't gay. Right. They they went with women Right after that that was there. Right. Yeah, he was a supplier of drugs I see and then after that they were like, yeah, I want to fuck women So they engaged in gay activities to get drugs. Um, I don't know. I'm not a doctor Is it possible that if you're doing drugs you start to be like it's easier to be gay? Yeah, but it's easier to be anything Right when you're on drugs, it's easier to be anything. Yeah, I used to drink. I thought I had money. I didn't have any money But I was drunk. So I thought I was like, oh, it's easier to be rich

I'm rich Here's money Dinner's on me. I was like, it's so easy to be rich. I don't have any money. Then you so probably go I don't actually have money But when I'm drunk, I feel like I have money. Yeah, so you act like you have money. I say, yeah So yeah, so yeah drug induced anything could happen anything could happen. Yeah Yeah, especially the drugs that they have now You know, like it's like the argument. It's like bath salts. It's like is it easier to fight a pit bull

When you're on bath salts the answer is yes You know, it's like would that but that person probably wasn't A complete stranger to that type of behavior, right? That person's probably choked a fucking uh, jack Russell before Yeah, that person's probably dropped kicked a cat or something. Yeah, and they just got really into like fighting pits Yeah, you know when they had Yeah, so maybe for some people it's them taking on a fear that they didn't know that they had that might be it Yeah, do you think some people view homosexuality as a fear? Yeah, sure. I think anybody any time you lose control of your image you're scared

So it when you say uh, you're a gay person when you say you're a political like if somebody says i'm a conservative or i'm a liberal Or i'm a socialist or i'm gay or i'm uh a vegan all of a sudden you lose control of your image you lose control of your individuality because That group is associated with all kinds of things some of them are great some of them aren't So the minute that people view you As a member of a group. Oh, it's scary and if people lose their ability to Like manage their their own image and then people like oh well, you're gay. Are you like this? Or you're gonna act like this or whatever you you know, so I think the fear is the stigma

That's attached to that group. Okay, so for a while there's a stigma attached to homosexuality And and i'm sure there still is in many parts of the country and everywhere So the stigma people fear that Do um Are more met do you feel like you get hit on by more mexican men or Probably on the apps. I don't really answer a lot of the app things, but yeah, I could see that though Yeah, I I there's I I do well with like mexicans I don't go out with mexicans that white delight. I bet they hit on it. Yeah, and I'm not racist

But I just don't ever like I never really. Yeah, no, I just you know what it is I think a mexican man would be easy to date kind of you know, especially because of the language barrier I've gone out with spanish guys I don't know actually like like when you say mexican. I think of like like some guy like a five four just a guy in a truck The dude in a truck who doesn't speak english now, I know that that's a racist thing But I've never been out with I think with an official 100% mexican guy, right? But I've gone out with guys that were hispanic, but a lot of guys hit on me that are like From other parts of the world. Wow. Yeah, white people don't are not into it. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah

I think I'm the symbol of I think a bigger white guy is a symbol of prosperity To other races. Oh, I could see that. Yeah, so I think I think uh, because you come Yeah, they're used to seeing you come to their country to like get to date to date and For sex. Yeah, they're like, oh, this is the guy who comes down for sex tourism. Let's just get him now Let's just let's just steal his wallet now. This is the guy who Who shows up on the train and looks around a little bit and nods and and taps his cane on the ground This is the guy that goes to the philippines for the food. So let's just rob him now Let's just take his money now and he doesn't have to buy the flight

Dude, that's crazy. Yeah, you almost you look like I look like a guy Who goes to FDR's grandson? I look like a guy that would go, you know that the Eli Roth hostel that movie I look like a guy who goes to Bratislava and who wants to just saw people in app And then just goes back to his bank job and just sit back on the golf course just hitting balls Just like yeah, I went away. We there's a great little spot. You can go and just saw people's limbs off great tacos Yeah, good tacos a lot of fun. So I think those people see me and they're like, oh good, you know Fat white guy, maybe prosperous. Yeah. Yeah, I could there. That's totally wild Yeah, you seem like the guy who made like the monopoly that all got like his son like kind of one of his sons

Yeah, I didn't earn the money, but somehow I have it. Yeah, like I didn't earn it. I didn't come up with the thing Yeah, but like I'm Orville Redenbacher's great grandson. Yeah, and we just Lonnie Redenbacher Lonnie Redenbacher, I just made my living pop and corn and I just sit at the local bar and I'm real free with my opinions And I've never earned a dollar in my life I've never earned an honest dollar in my life And I'm just living off popcorn money from like four generations ago. Oh man. Yeah, great. It's like being on your twitter, dude Yeah, that's that's what I that's what I look like. Yeah, but again, you can't control your image. Right. I just look racist Yeah, I look like uh, he thinks so. Yeah, I look like a cop who shot a toddler. Oh, yeah

But you look like the cop that like, whoa, how'd this guy get up like this guy get on the force. Yeah How do you like if you've been on the force for eight years? It's like, oh, yeah He's been on the force for eight years, but if he just got on the force, how did it even happen? Yeah, how did it even happen? Who did he bribe to get here? Listen up. Guess what? We are in times of disease times of famine It's definitely it's that time During Corvid when you'll see somebody pushing their family down a hill or across a desert in a in a uh empty wagon

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We've got a question that came in right here for you Uh-oh Hey Tim, how's the diet going? Oh, that's the question. Okay It's a it's a struggle. It's a challenge. Do diet. I go on and off It's a struggle and a challenge because I saw you at a restaurant the other day remember I saw you Yeah, yeah, which I shouldn't have said that but no, but that's okay. I would that was not a diet day Yeah, I try it's hard because guys like Joe Rogan have all this discipline

And it's just hard. Well, jaco willing has a book. Yeah, he's he's got a lot of discipline too discipline equals freedom Discipline equals freedom. Yeah, that's a nick always says me and I don't do it But I I get it. I get it. I but also freedom equals freedom. Yeah Hey, jaco Counterpoint. I know that somebody came up with that title for you at your publishing company But counterpoint freedom is also freedom. Yeah, what do you do you find? Sorry? What's the tough? I have a better argument than that jaco What's the toughest part of dieting you think for you? Not eating

Is it a certain time of day? I mean because at eight o'clock I get into this thing like I deserve a treat Correct. That's how I get there's here's the real problem. There's not too many things in the world that make you happy Right, that's just really what it is. There's not that many things in the world that make you happy. Yeah guns Mysteries, whatever it is. What else? There's not a ton out there So food is a thing that it just triggers my response It's like a drug and it's like my parents when I was young They just set me on that course of like, oh, you did something good here's ice cream. Oh, wow

You did something good. We're gonna go to and maybe just put it in your hand or something Or whatever they did. Yeah, they would just put a scoop ice cream in my hand while I laid in bed And I would just eat it as I fell asleep No, they would just take me to eat because we didn't have that much money and the only luxury was like, let's get a fun food Let's go to pizza. It wasn't like let's take a vacation. Right. It wasn't like we're buying you a car Oh, that's a good point. Let's go to a nice dinner Food is the only luxury for people that don't have a lot of money. That's a good point. It's a reality. Let's go get pizzas Yeah, let's go. Yeah, we couldn't go to like the big water park. Let's go to the yeah

Yeah, let's go cook over by the river or cook out your family and I was like, let's deep fry a dog or something You know, but let's just get a good let's grill something. Let's have a little bit of swan. Yeah Well, dude, I had a cousin that moved I had a cousin that ended up working by the damn golf course and so do one time he comes home with two fucking swans Oh, they could uh, yeah, that's not great. They weren't bad Interesting. I was young though. Swan isn't for a kid. Swan's not for everyone. No, it's a majestic creature Well, it's an adult meat. Something about eating a swan. It's an adult meat. Yeah, it's an adult meat Uh, here's the guy obviously who's looking to date

This guy looks like he's in trouble This guy looks like he didn't answer a contact tracing call. He's infected. He's infected 38 people Hey, uh, mr. Dillon, uh A huge fan. Mr. Vaughn. Long time, long time listener, watcher, first time caller and communicator. Pardon my back mullet I don't have a top mullet, but I got a little back here I didn't get that heat coming away Anyway, I got a crazy question for mr. Dillon. What do you think about the assassin Killing himself that shot the judge's son? This is Jocelyne Maxwell. Shit's getting a little traaaang

Yeah, it's real creepy Yeah, so let's get it first. Let's just establish that Epstein you believe Epstein was a pedophile I'm just saying let's just establish some ground. Who are you working for? Wait a minute. Hold on. What? Yes, I will take the controversial stance because I believe Epstein is a pedophile. Okay. You heard it here Okay, and you think Geese Lane was his little is uh Uh, his his his runner. Yeah, I think that's pretty well established. I think miss Maxwell was involved in lured and inappropriate activities But as trump would say I wish her well Because that's the way rich people talk rich people every now and then rich people

Just become rich and they forget that they have a job. He forgot he was the president He was at a golf tee on Mar-a-Lago in his mind and he he said what he would have said to some ceo that was next and we go Yeah, I wish her well Because that's when you like yeah my son he got into it underage real big problem because I wish him well wish him well Yeah, and just you know watch this drive. It's so different people don't understand also. Yeah that rich mindset I don't get it Like it's just nice cities and politeness like Geese Lane got busted having a couple of chocolates. She shouldn't have had you know Yeah, they're just they're just like yeah, I wish her well. Hey man. Just get out of my get out of my world

With your problems. I'm rich. I want to be rich. Just Lane is rich So I wish her well if just Lane wasn't rich. It would be like yeah the burner I don't care. Yeah, put her in a room and light her up. But because she's rich I don't want to see a member of my own class really bite the bullet So I wish her well. I hope she has to write a long apology letter to the girls and they put her back on a boat But yeah, this assassin was super weird Um, the judge it was assigned to look into the money laundering at dutch banks a bunch of investors at dutch bank We're like, hey, why are you letting Jeffrey Epstein in all these people?

Why are you tolerating all these high-risk clients? Right? So a bunch of investors at dutch bank got mad at this and dutch bank should have just sent out a letter and went Shut the fuck up. Right. We do what we want. We're criminals. Dummy. What do you think goes on here? We launder drug money and everything else. We got narco traffickers human traffickers. Shut the fuck up You didn't care when you're returns. You only care because it's the goddamn news cliff They should like hit him with the first thing at the end Personally, you know, listen vance, you know, what's going on. Shut the fuck up Um, so but so there were some banks. So there's some investors. I don't know all about it. So there's some investors

Yeah, and the they were all working with the same a lot of shady people working with the same bank Yeah, dutch bank and they're and dutch bank's like a lot of their executives end up killing themselves in malibu It's super suspect because people in malibu don't kill themselves. They're happy right? That's why they killed themselves Like so this idea that all these people in malibu were like, I just can't do another day in the sun I gotta kill myself. dutch bank's involved in some weird stuff. So dutch bank and what is the dutch? It's what? German, okay. Yeah

So they uh are handling high risk clients like jeffrey eppstein And a bunch of investors like hey, why are you what are you doing here? Why are you tolerating this level of risk blah blah blah? So they bring a class action suit against dutch bank a judge gets assigned that suit Four days later her son and her husband a guy shows up in a fedex suit Her son and her husband end up getting killed or her husband's not dead He's critically wounded her son is dead and then the guy who does this goes and kills himself about an hour and a half later Now supposedly this guy this guy named roi hollander was a men's rights activist

Who'd actually called an opian anthony and like argued with jim norton He's like a weird guy and he was the fedex driver He was just yeah dressed up in a fedex outfit. So he's fake fedex driver fake fedex. Was he in risk of a regular vehicle? I imagine yeah. Oh my god. That's a giveaway. So what people are what I am a little suspicious about is I'm like Is this guy actually the guy you did it? Is this guy did he do it? But did somebody like put him up to it right because this you know, this is a crazy coincidence that

This woman's child is now dead because that is a crazy way to send a message Right like because you're telling all the old judges like hey, you might want to gamble with your life We'll kill your kids right like we'll just kill everyone, you know, like it is a crazy message Um, and it makes you think about anytime somebody kills himself and they can't be asked any questions I get real like wait a minute. Hold on what happened. So It's entirely possible that this was some type of threat Or You know a way to intimidate or scare people that are in the case. I don't know

It's also possible that this guy's just a crazy guy that killed the judge. I don't know but it's worth Looking into have has the judge responded after the killing Has the judge spoken? Man suspected I mean, this is tragic 20 year old kid. It's heartbreaking and he was just at home doing what it's weird The guy's the men's rights actress. He killed two men. I'm like that's makes me start thinking like wait a minute. What? That's odd But it's also interesting a good place to go look for someone who would do something like this is someone who repeatedly calls into a

Radio show, but here's the thing the people that want this done know that right they know that of course They're like this is where we find crazy people They know where to get the fun people. Yeah, this guy also 20 years ago worked for Kroll securities, which is like an intelligent corporate espionage intelligence gathering Uh major corporation. He worked for a year in russia Handling intelligence gathering for kroll. So it's just odd very lee harvey oswald. Yeah It's a very weird like background for the guy to have you know, here's a guy right here who has an issue and this guy I have a few issues. Yeah

What's going on? My name is miles tim I saw you at the stress factory in bridgeport, canada gate and you said that I look like I traffic children because I was wearing a Suit so two questions one. Would you like to retract that statement and two? Do you think glenn is going to make it to trial? Uh, I don't yeah number one. Let me retract that statement because now you look like a dirtbag who can't afford anything Uh, you should have kept a suit on now. Well, he does have a frisbee collection. Yeah Yeah Now you look like you now you look like you traffic pizzas to people's homes for a living

So that's what you look like now. You look like you're trafficking for papa johns Trafficking breadsticks to poor people Um, uh, it will glenn make it to trial. I mean, I mean Not if a lot of powerful people have something to say about it. Do you think I mean Do you think a lot of people really were into this type of thing like they would fly over there to have sex with enough? Yeah, I think enough people. Yeah, I think it was a way to blackmail people So powerful people go over there. They do this stuff you get them on camera You own them and control them forever. Yeah, so if you're an intelligence agency or whatever even

You know a billionaire that wants to control senators or congressmen or whatever because you don't want the passing laws that fuck with your money It's just it's a foolproof way to be like, yeah, oh, you're gonna vote that way. How about this and then they go Yeah, I guess you're right So in the end, do you think that ever seems biggest problem was or not obviously you had a lot of problems But do you think that one of the underlying issues of all of his problem was more like control? It was like How do I? Yes, it was all about like manipulation people. You're absolutely right. It was how do we control people? And Epstein was just a facilitator for bigger forces that are looking to control people And that's part of what happens, you know, I mean, I'm sure listen

There's reasons in hollywood that the same actors get the same roles all the time and a lot of them are very talented But I think a lot of it is that they have very powerful agents and people that are able to like Get make things happen. Right. How do you make things happen? You need leverage? How do you get leverage? Well, leverage is information. Yeah, right. It's information. That's technically kind of what leverage is. It's like I know that's a prime ingredient. Yeah, so I mean it's it's it's entirely possible that like This is just the way things have been run for so long And now it's coming to light Because you have the internet and you have people back then victims couldn't talk to each other

So one girl that had a crazy experience couldn't email another girl and go. Hey, did this happen to you? Right? Yeah Yeah, that's like the only positive thing from it. Um Here's a young man right here that has a question who may have been trafficked Sorry man, I shouldn't have said that. Tim Dillon, Theo Bond, you guys are two of my all-time favorites. I love all your stuff I check out your podcasts pretty much any chance I get Uh, I was gonna ask, uh, this can be for both of y'all with all the craziness going on Uh in hollywood right now, uh, would you guys consider getting a stunning estate in the stunning state of kentucky? We'd love to have you. Oh, hey, why famous for its jelly, huh? Hey, why would consider moving?

Anyways, you guys keep rocking. Is that an offer? Yeah, I'll move in with you Gang, your folks feel about that now. This is a very handsome young man. Does it make you feel a certain way when you see this guy? I say I'll move in with him in kentucky if he wants Oh, that's what he's offering. I imagine that's what this is about. Uh, he also looks a little bit. I want to say like, um Kylie Jenner, here's what's great about him He's anonymous looking. Yeah, he has this weird like you could just imagine him as kind of anything David Arquette's son. Yeah, like maybe he's a good-looking pilot But maybe he's 10 other things so he's got this weird kind of like there's nothing distinct about him

Um, he's just a weird like model type of like look but but kentucky like a model for kentucky Oh, and kentucky most people have no face. Yeah in kentucky. This guy is a damn I mean, he is a look. He's a nine male or female in kentucky. kentucky. Yeah And kentucky's a he's a nine. Yeah Oh, would I consider moving to kentucky? No, the answer is the answer is no and you're not going to kentucky You're gonna go to kentucky. No, no, I'm gonna go look pass. I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna respectfully pass Uh But are you thinking of going anywhere? I am I'm thinking of going. I'm gonna go look in Nashville. I'm uh, wow

I just got a plane to get you to look. Do you think everybody's just leaving? You know, I don't know man. I my biggest thing starts to be state taxes. That's my biggest honestly. It's money 100 You know, yeah, this chair squeaks. I'm on this too. Um but um Yeah, money starts to be the one of the promises and then also what's what are you paying towards? It's like yeah If i'm paying taxes Like what is it going towards and then if everything's shut down do should I get my taxes back?

Good point Yeah, I don't know. I only moved here about a year ago. I've been coming out here for about two years But I moved here about a year ago and I'm like, I know I have friends leaving and going other places But I don't know I feel I feel kind of like l.a. Is gonna I think we're all like thinking that this is going to be forever Ah, I see and every decision we're making and every thought in our mind is based on the idea that this doesn't end Which could happen and would be terrifying. There's probably a whole host of other problems But doesn't this end? Yeah, that's true. Doesn't this end?

Yeah, that's true. Doesn't it end and then doesn't things go back to something resembling what We're used to and maybe it doesn't but I mean if it ends are we gonna want to be somewhere else? I don't know Maybe we will Yeah, I don't know. It's a good question, man. That's what I yeah, uh, yeah Because I start to think yeah, I would like to get into a place that has probably I mean, I'd love to get into a place where I can save tax money But then also there's strength in numbers like it's nice to be around like people, you know And like, you know to be able to meet up and chat about stuff. So I'll start to wonder well

What's it? It feels like a different life Like it feels like one of those Netflix series where like some somebody moves to like a small town Yeah, you know and they're like I gotta now meet everybody and like I don't know I just feel like I just feel like I don't think anyone has to do anything drastic just yet. Right. Let's just wait out the year See if you feel this way in January and you might right, but I feel like I feel like that's a good point Yeah, just wait out the year. It's a bad year as soon as this all started to happen in march I said this year is shot, right. I just knew it in my head. I mentally said it. I'm like this year's done

We're just losing a year. I think it's gonna turn around in 2021 What are things it might turn around right after trump loses the media is like everyone's cured. Yeah shock me. There's no new cases And you like what like yeah, everybody's great Do you think uh Do you think trump will win or lose? I probably lose at the moment It's he's got it's tough and it goes moment to moment. Doesn't it? It's moment to moment. It really is debates could could could make him The favorite again because biden's is not a good debater and it's kind of mentally not there

But I think trump's fighting a lot of battles that are losing battles. Yeah, like the economy is collapsing that this coronavirus was not really handled well Um, he pours like forget politics. Why keep explaining my friends are like super pro trump I'm like if there was a ceo of a company and half the people in it thought he was trying to kill them Even if they were wrong You can't get rid of half of them, right? You got to get rid of him Like he pours gas to leave and like every day whether he's he might not be trying to kill them But every day gets in the elevator and he's like Maybe I'll kill you like

Like what wait, he's doing it again He's doing it and then the other people the company like that's the way he is. Yeah, he's joking. That's what he does It's a joke and they're like no he said there was poison in the pan. He's gonna stab me they go Will you stop it's amazing how we can't live in this schizophrenia forever So many people take everything he says so so seriously It's like, um And also I think a lot of people want him to be something that he isn't a lot of times It's like a lot of people elected him knowing he was a

Like crazy wild Odd businessman. Yeah, he's a con artist. Yeah, he's the most successful con artist of all time Which is why there's part of me that likes him because I know he's full of shit The people on the right think he was chosen by jesus free every Child that's being trafficked or whatever the people on the left think he's ate off hitler. The reality is He's a riverboat casino hustler. He's a huckster And he's just been able to bluff because he knows social media

And he knows and I think that's the real story. That's what makes him more interesting to me Yeah, he's the most successful fucking card shark three card montee dealer Bullshit slumlord that you've ever known like he's doing it on the world stage He doesn't have a clue what he's gonna say. He just lets it fly He lets it rip and that character to me not that he's this omnipotent force of evil or that he's uh, This amazing angel the idea that he's just kind of a regular guy Who's a con? Makes him more impressive to me and it makes the story actually a lot more interesting

Oh this vote if you want a good show If you don't have cable anymore, but you still want to be a part Like if you're able to have the separatist and not get it like sometimes I get my boots in the mud Yeah, if you're able to keep your boots out of the mud, there's no greater show in the show We're watching then the show we're watching. Yeah, it's obvious. You're gonna be fun. I mean America's gonna give you money You know like um, but I I also think well, I don't know if that's But right now they are right now people are getting mailed money and can't handle it Yeah, some people are partying mailed money home. Yeah once a month and they're just and they just cannot hack it

You can't do it. Yeah. Um, they gotta go to applebee's and just lick the floor. Well, there's a thing I remember when he won Which I thought he was gonna win. Yeah to me it became really obvious. Yeah, I thought so but When he won I was like, holy shit the next day and I I think everybody had this moment. They're like I could be president. Yeah Well, I think everybody had that moment and then everybody had this this is very interesting moment too and it happens In every thriller in every thriller most thrillers. There's a scene where the car is dangling off the off the mountain, right

And everybody's you're kind of in that moment of being like what's gonna happen now Yeah, when's it gonna fall? It's gotta fall, right? Or does it get pulled back? Does it get you know, how does it work? There's the Mercedes Benz back up in Jurassic Park and it you know somehow and the problem is we've been living in that moment for four years like that moment of like Tension and anxiety and what happens and some people are like, oh, this is fun It's a movie and then some people are like no, but they could die and some people like yeah, but they're not real And some people like no, but they are actually real some of them are real and you're like good points some of them are real

So it's just I look at it so differently everybody's so invested in one side of the other side I look at the guy and I'm like nobody's had a wilder life than this guy Yeah, nobody like he might have has one of the most crazy lives in history. I can't believe that more black men Yeah, don't low-key think that Donald Trump is oh, they do because he's like some people like He's a the g he's like yeah in that regard. Yeah of like money cash hoes men in general I think because We tend to like

Just we're not like I think women might think about things a little more right But men might just take something at face value And sometimes the stuff he says you just go fucking hilarious. Yeah, and you just move on about your dad Whereas a woman will be like, uh, that was horrible Like he said a horrible thing and he's our president. You're like, yeah, but he's It's just funny. But also when you grow up poor, especially I mean growing up poor and white like you never have any I never thought any politicians were really much but client like it always seemed like yeah Like they never came to our neighborhood and did anything

That's kind of the healthy way to think the richest guy I knew would drive by our neighborhood He was a veterinarian and he would throw dead animals into the ditch outside of our apartment complex and I remember we would throw like carcass and like Like cossacks and like, you know goat occipitals and shit at each other just you know and just rattle off You know if you got a rib cage, you would just have unlimited bullets real scene from true detectives Just tired child But just like real and that was like kind of like he was a city councilman or something I think and that was the closest we ever got to

It was a senator lived in my town clearly a mob guy, right? He was like al demado. He's like a respected guy people know we is but he clearly was like a local goon And he was just like he would just walk around the san jernaro festival just like eating this little custard and like just Just drinking booze. I'm like this dude doesn't give a fuck. I'm drinking the blood of his Of his grandparents. He doesn't give a fuck about any of this. Now. He's a nice guy and my family liked him, but it's like They don't care. He had a poker alliance. Let's look at him right here. There he is. Alphonse dude Alphonse demado. Yeah, he would just walk around and like, you know, he'd have like a little eggplant parmesan

He'd be twirling linguine and a little like a little paper a little plastic cup He'd be twirling linguine and just walk around eating it and like, you know, they'd be playing like when the moon hits And i'm like, yeah, what are the chances this guy's uh, I bet he's pretty swayable. Yeah I bet you could put him in a room hand up a little money and demado is chairman of the poker players alliance A non-profit organization set up to help protect and fight for the rights of poker players in the united states That's long island. That's where I came from. I love that. We we protected the poker players and look at his A dime he dimes. Yeah, sound like burning star right now, but his dime he dime of a wife

Yeah, look how he won her in a game Yeah He could have won her from trump. Here's an here's an interesting thing. I think about trump I think he's he's a reflection of what we have become A country that does shady business right that we're all on our third wife Right, we have a semi-autistic child. Everybody has a semi-autistic child and I don't mean this in any negative way I just to me he's like that. He's the mirror. We don't want to see like Yeah, in a lot of ways, you know

What bothers him about really rich people is like what they will say to country club to each other privately He'll just go out and say to the united nations And they're like, whoa You guys are trash. You're like, you know, he's the he's the dad in your neighborhood Who's like this neighborhood's changing and you're like shut up dad imagine he now he's the president Now that guy's the president now the guy who sits on his patio Smoking a cigar saying veiled racist things is now the president of the united states It's a problem, but it's also the most predictable thing ever. Yeah, because we love celebrity. We're obsessed

We love the idea of somebody that we know he got in the game. We know him. He has name recognition We followed him forever. He was a reality tv star He was off script. Also, he came in at a time like He came in at a time where things were getting all like everybody's so tired of the script They were boring and they were good Things were kind of good like even though things weren't good for millions of people All we really look at is like media and everything and obama was in and everybody's like yeah, things are kind of good And then we were like wait a minute. What if we just throw this wrecking ball?

At like it might just be interesting again, and then we didn't know now We're just living in the time where we're like, oh, we didn't know how interesting it was gonna get. Yeah, like we didn't realize how House fragile. I didn't realize I didn't realize how fragile society was I didn't realize how many people interesting ready to just burn down a trader joes It's interesting. I didn't realize how many people like, you know, I'm mad about that Let's go burn down a trader joes. Well, I had no idea. We're gonna start to see like people putting antifa on their resumes Right. Yeah, like I was a colonel in antifa. You may remember me. I put down the trader droes on Fairfax I was look out at that foot locker that went down outside of tempi. You guys may remember that

But I I get it because I was under the uh, I was under the rightful watch Of zodiac 47. Yeah People are desperate and people are pissed. Yeah And they're just like fuck it and I get it and like we can work from home. We we've got this unique You know, we worked our asses off together, but it's just like I get it because I have friends that are like, man, I don't know what I'm gonna do now You know, like they're like I worked at a restaurant and make good money working at steakhouse It shut down and when it's open, we can only feel 30 of the tables

I don't know what I'm gonna do and I'm not getting unemployment anymore because I'm working But people are those for you saying people are still ejaculating into their girlfriend. Yeah, it's stupid That's stupid. You know what I'm saying? It's just like they're still doing that. Yeah, it's just we don't we don't get it We don't get it. We don't get it. Yeah, and we maybe we never do How do you think the whole the book the story book of humanity kind of ends? Do you think we get it? You're looking at you're looking at I think it ends in a dystopian place And what does dystopian mean? It ends like What does it mean dystopian utopians like a perfect world dystopians like a fucked up future like yeah, I think it ends

Mad Max Here's how I kind of internalize it. Thanks, Nick. Um, I think it's like Here's what I think it is. I think outside there's gonna be like Fights and and and people be fighting each other Hopefully they'll be fist fighting each other inside of an olive garden olive garden will become a place for fighting The government's gonna be like snatching people off It's gonna be crazy, right? And then you'll be inside your house

We like VR goggles on like take to a tick tock dances and outside there's gonna be explosions And you're just gonna hear gunshots and then you just can't hear it because you're in like this augmented reality world of like The whole thing is we just climbed into the computer. Yeah when the when this started everybody was just like well outside It's a problem. You're gonna get sick somebody's gonna, you know, oh, that's true. Now. We've all climbed into the computer I'm doing the computer. We're just gonna live there forever So humanity will it'll just get weirder and weirder and weirder to the point where if you're like, hey, you want to go to the park Somebody's gonna be looking you go. Are you fucking sick? Are you a fucking sick? Oh, do you know what's out there marauding gangs? coronaviruses diseases government agents like it's gonna get pedophilia

Yeah, putt putt got like Public school teachers the worst the lowest of the low And I think tick tock is a great way to take a glimpse into the future Because the news will be like everybody's dying and then the kids on tick tock are just like Yeah, you know, just like this Just unbothered just completely like Like the teletubbies. Yeah, just like some kids getting molested and the teletubbies are just dancing on the screen And they're just like mouthing the words to songs. They didn't write. Yeah, and they're just dancing and then and that's

kind of the beginning Of of and then you have this girl who mouths trump like sarah cooper or whatever name is who's whatever talented I'm not shitting on her but like she just like trump. She like lip syncs trump So he'll say something and she goes on tick tock. She's got this massive following just like lip syncing trump It's gonna be weird. It's just like it's gonna be like people lip syncing Music or the words of other people and people can be like that's funny It's gonna it's starting to feel strange out there

And I think it just gets weirder and weirder to the point We all just want to live in a video game because it's more comforting than real life And what about if semen comes out of our bodies? We just throw it away. We just it'll come out of your body You'll just throw it away, but I think a lot of it'll be like somebody come to collect it. It'll be it'll be sex robots It'll be stim. It'll be weird stimuli. It'll be They'll still be fucking and everything, but it'll be just a weird It's gonna go into you know the way that these augmented reality games or virtual reality feels I think that it's very possible that like porn gets so fucking powerful and crazy way powerful already that who knows

It's destroying people's real sex drugs. It's destroying people. Yeah. I'm one of those people. Yeah, it's wild. Yeah I'm one of those people man. I'm thinking of yeah Here's a young man. That's obviously had some issues. Hopefully I got a quick quandary for you boys for a long time now, I've said that Uh, Timmy Dillon is the top five homosexual man of all time and I stand by that That's awesome. Get either of you

named five cooler gay dudes than Timmy Dillon And look first of all, I don't want to say a lot of them. I would put you in any of them There's many of them. I'd put you in top 40 men overall. I don't want us to I don't want to make you think that like there's identity politics within the comedy world I think it's just fascinating that You know, I don't know a lot of gay men that I that I talked to on a semi-regular basis. Right that are out Yeah, that's true. That's a great qualifier. I would say probably Kevin Spacey

Okay for one. Well Um, what was the question? How me top five top five guys. I think right. Oh, no gay guys. I'll cooler gay guys Okay, so you have thrown out Kevin Spacey. Well, I here's what I'll say A phenomenal actor and they're much more successful than I am. Yeah. Yeah, but there are issues Oh, yeah. No, he's definitely had some issues. No doubt. Yeah. Yeah. So one way to say it But he um, but still one of the most talented actors ever Absolutely. This certainly this guy lists some examples. Do we want to hear? Yeah, let's hear some. Sorry. That's all good Maybe Leonardo da Vinci

maybe Freddie Mercury, but it gets pretty hard after that Yeah, I think he's being saying because you're so cool and not because gay guys aren't cool. No. No. This guy loves you Sweet. Um, Da Vinci, Mercury, Dylan Yeah, I didn't know Leonardo da Vinci was gay, but uh, I think he was just like Abraham Lincoln slept with a dude for like three years That was weird. Did he? Yeah, I've been to his childhood home. Amy Sherman. I went to his childhood home. Oh my god That's a fun date. Yeah, what a wild what a wild day that is That was when Amy and Lincoln's childhood home. I take people in pretty bad dates. Yeah, I really do. Yeah, um, let me think of some really

admirable gay males out there Harvey milk, Hinchcliffe. Okay. Um, Brandon Shabnam. Okay. I don't I I'm trying to think of like I don't know like the ones that are important in history like Harvey milk and people like that Yeah, yeah, Paula Poundstone almost Paula Poundstone is a gay dude that I respect Um, uh, who's one of my favorite Gay people I don't know if I ever really think about it like that exactly Roy Cohn Trump mentor lawyer for Joe McCarthy. And is he a gay man? Yeah horrible guy, but oh really very successful And do you know him or no? He's died. He was like a very cutthroat operator of uh, you know, I don't really

I know enough about him, but I don't know too much about him But he was one of the first gay guys to be like, I'm also evil or some get Do you think that there are I so I guess Because gay always seem you think happy when you think of gay you think like, oh, yeah Yeah, but it's there's just as many evil people in the gay communities or in the straight community. Sure. Sure. Wow. Yeah. Yeah I think it's such a the distinction is almost I think as we grow up, it's not going to be like the distinction of sexuality is going to be Be somewhat less. Oh, I feel it. I feel it going there

Even by one generation. Yeah, almost insane. I mean look at bravo. There's a ton of evil people on bravo Andy Cohn like he gets the whole shows. He's like, all right. Well, we're gonna put you all under Tremendous emotional financial strain and maybe someone jumps off a roof. Yeah, these people's husbands kill themselves I mean, yeah, no, it's the dark arts. It's definitely dark arts over there There's a level of manipulation of thing like when people when people start to see other people as just Contestants on their in their life. Yeah, that's what the real housewives are be a contestant in your life sick So, yeah

Andy Cohn and Roy Cohn are too evil. There has to be a dark side to that there has to be a downside to where's the light side to it Yeah, the dark side is the only side that I see Yeah, I mean the light. I mean the idea and those shows are entertaining. Don't get me wrong But that is What why we have trump, right? So if you hate trump and you're watching the real housewives, you are being inconsistent, right? Because that type of perversion of reality where we know it's fake, but we watch it anyway That gave us trump

That ability to manipulate situations manufacture them Things that we know are bullshit, but we don't care because they're entertaining, right? That's the beginning of trump. Well, it's interesting to do that. Hollywood. There's not a lot of like Hollywood never stands up and says, oh Like they made him a celebrity like I think trump was always a businessman people always knew he was this Yeah, this long-coded businessman and that's why the people on the right there like fuck Hollywood. I'm like your boy is a hollywood guy He's a 15 years. He had one of the top rating shows on tv

He's a hollywood dude, but hollywood never takes any credit for creating them You know what they what they refer to as the monster. They never will It's interesting bro. It's almost He's just such a successful con You just got to look back and go this guy Has just every single opportunity. This guy's ever had to just leverage himself Yeah, bite off something more than he could chew. He figures out a way to make it happen. It's wild It's insane and he's been able to do it at the highest level humanly possible

And that's the interesting story. But is there any here's one thing I think that we that we romanticize Is the different levels like there are different levels, but I wonder if the if that ability ever Maybe it is like poker when you're in the bigger games. It seems you fade some people fade under that pressure But some people who aren't to have have very probably not much empathy. Here's the thing about trump There's nothing in that guy's life. He said I can't do right or I can't be right now. That's a con artist I mean, that's not like if you think of the most successful guy, you know You you know, he would still say hey man that that's not for me This guy

Didn't think anything was beyond the realm of his doing. Yeah, including leading the free world And part of that is this just the idea that like no matter what situation. I mean, I'll come out clean I'll figure it out. It's amazing how It's amazing in some ways it's freaking admirable Yeah, the journey of there's a lot of to fearlessness. Yeah, the fearlessness is admirable There's a lot to look at him and aspire to in a weird way Right and and and that if we don't have that conversation

We'll never understand why he's so popular And if you don't admit that a lot of what he does and a lot of the people he calls out, whether it's the media Or things that are equally fucked up Um, if you don't admit that he's right about some of that, you'll never beat him Right the the reason that he wins is because you keep saying he's wrong about everything Right, but if you if you seed some ground to him and go, yeah Yeah, he made a few good points, but It doesn't matter because he's not

He just can't do the job. Yeah, he's incapable of doing the actual job and everyone's forgot that being the president It's a job Like nobody forgets it. It's like managing people inspiring people taking responsibility Not I mean this is imagine if your your life was falling apart and you went your family's life is falling apart And your father instead of like going out there trying to get another job is like blaming your little brother Complaining about you the food your mother was making being like he's a scumbag. You know bet, you know any any anything I mean this guy's been outsourcing his room cleaning. Yeah, right just He trump is you'd never want a guy like that as a leader. He doesn't take any responsibility. He's petty

He's vindictive. He just pits people against each other. He pours gasoline Like if somebody comes in I've worked in offices. Somebody comes in. They have a bad day You try to get them on the right track. Yeah, you don't turn around in the whole office and go look at mary She's weak. Yeah, you can't do that as a leader. You can't marry over using her bathroom privileges Yeah, mary's weak. Yeah, she can't handle it You can't do that as a unless you are and rumor hasn't she duplicated the key to the bathroom She duplicated it but if you're a fly by an icon artist, you can do that because what you really doing Trump just licenses his name

The only value is in his name and then people buy he's not this amazing business guy I mean what what he is good at is is being famous Right and if you're famous you could just treat people like shit. It doesn't matter But I also think though there that he wants to be Even if the business is if the business is shady and other people don't like it that he applies those same concepts to a lot of like Things that in america would seem more like traditional stances like, okay

Let's stay a part of the world health organization in the cdc because of just how it looks how it makes the rest of the country's feel Yeah, but he's like this organization hasn't done. You know if you look at the pluses and minuses it hasn't done shit They haven't made it and it's not that everything he does is wrong It's there's a way to do it Right and there's a way to do it that doesn't feel like we're heading towards civil war. Yeah There's a way, you know what I mean like but he also right. I agree and I'm with you right I think no it's all interesting these multinational these these institutions like the un The cdc the wha they're all corrupt

They're all they all have a litany of problems and america does foot the bill for a lot of things and not get any benefit Out of it, right? But there's a way to disentangle yourself from those systems without It's just the way you do. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's the way you do it Yeah, he his he just doesn't have his bedside manner It's it's for a funerals only it's for funerals only it's a guy like bill burr said It's a guy that just lived on the top of a building. Yeah his whole life and this is the way they talk This is the way they talk. I wish you're well weak Yeah, you know and you that's just not I think

Ideal qualities for a president. It was fun for a while I was on board and then trader joe's got burnt down. Yeah, and I said to myself like This will not end. He won't he won't act like he will just keep pouring gasoline on this until this entire country's at war with each other I'm not even a political guy. I don't really give a shit Yeah, but I just walk outside. I look around. I go. This is probably not good. I see overturned cop cars People are throwing Molotov cocktails. I'm like what happen here We gotta change course a little bit bring in biden. Let him sleep in the chair Let that old fuck die in the chair. Who cares weekend at bernie's

Who cares just give people health insurance and go back to it being boring Yeah, just let people get an operation and go back to Yeah, let's let entertainers be entertaining. We don't need the president. Let's let jimmy fallin be funny again Let's not chain him to a desk and make him apologize. He did blackface in 96 Let's let people be funny that should be funny and let's get an old boring person as the president What woman is most likely to get busted for blackface in the future and we don't know it yet I I hope it's a fat woman just that's just because it's funnier to see a fat lady in blackface It's like oh you you did this. I could see chelsea handler having done something at like a

Handler built her entire career calling him a little mexican guy a nugget What's nugget close to someone remind me and he died same page. I just had it. Yeah. Oh, there you go What word is nugget similar to that's also a two syllable word that she wished you know And she culture of didn't she appropriates that rapper guy dude everything she did was a cheap race joke So now she's walking around like she's Malcolm X. Yeah, she thinks she's Malcolm X. It's unbelievable I did a whole thing on my podcast I said, I hope she goes and apologies for everything america's done wrong like she goes to war zones like she goes Hello, gaza. It's me chelsea. That was a documentary

Hello, iraq. It's me chelsea. It's just a bunch of people sitting there. Chelsea handlers walking walking by dressed in prada Why does it end it sometimes it feels like a lot of women that they have to take on a political route heavily Do you feel that or no? I think some of it is that I think I see a lot of guys do and I see a lot Yeah, maybe it's just everybody It's you know what it is man. Nobody can understand when it ends. Nobody can walk away Nobody can walk away. Nobody can just say I had a fun time. I mean a shitload of money now. I'm out Everybody's got to be relevant and if the if politics is relevant They're political if this went the other way

And no one cared about politics. She'd be still talking about You know people eating a route in a mexican restaurant or whatever the hell she wrote books about yeah She's talking about politics. Nugget. That's where Yeah, nuggets last stand. I think she'd have a new nugget if if politics wasn't relevant Chelsea and would be riding seven mexican guys down the street on her way to a sinco de maio celebration The woman wants to be relevant. She's I mean, I don't know that she's ever read a book or has any thoughts about anything She just understands that racism is bad. Congratulations Good job. Great job. We're glad you've come to this

And here comes someone right here a beautiful young man right here. Good-looking audience. I'm impressed with the looks on the audience here Thank you, man. I'll say this. This is some of the uh, my people when they call in it's all ski masks You can't see their face. She's are wanted by the feds. This is kind of a first to us, too It must be a weird venn diagram of your guys's fans that interesting The only question I have for you is In relation to something that I'm dealing with right now, where I'm trying to find a better place to live But it can't because my horrible fucking credit situation I owe so much money to creditors because of chemotherapy and I'm not gonna fucking pay it. Even if I do

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I don't know. We covered a lot of stuff. We covered a lot. We've been talking for a while, Nick. Yeah hour and a half. Wow Oh, you're going to spades dinner tonight. Aren't you? I think so. Yeah. I think so maybe I'm gonna pretty sure Is it outside? It's his birthday. Is it his birthday? I didn't know it was his birthday. Yeah, just he didn't say I'm getting tell taco after this now. I just need to taco. Oh, just hold me over Tucker Carl Carlson, uh, new york times released his address. Did they or I see I only I claim that they were gonna I literally only stop from yours. They do shit like that. They did it with like I just get you know, listen, man I don't I don't watch Tucker. I don't care. So sometimes he says something. I'm like, that makes sense Sometimes he says something. I'm like, that's wrong. I love all these people that are so committed to like hating a guy or loving

I'm like I just watched a guy every now and then I go Yeah, I don't think so. How did we get there though? How did we get where people because I notice sometimes I I'll notice I'll fall into it if I really let myself. Yeah, but then I notice I'm not an activist, right like people crave Uh, there's a few things about people they crave drama. They crave fights. It's back to the days of the roman coliseum They like to see combat now. There is no real combat right now So a lot of people are sitting on a couch and they're on to the computer. So the combat is all internet's all digital They love that. Um, I also think that people

Are just they want to be slaves People want to generally be in a group and to have allies and then to have another group that they hate Yeah, it's just what it is and it's like I don't know what that is. Somebody might be able to explain that behavioral psychologists or somebody I don't know people just like Having friends that they connect with and they get these friends by having the same enemies and the same allies So you can't look at a guy like Tucker Carlson ago. He's a human being and then he might be wrong about things Um, you look at him as an enemy of you. He's a direct enemy of you

um Because he espouses a different political ideology because you think that he's making life unsafe for people because of what he believes and Some of that might have some some some some relevance, you know, like I get it if you're undocumented immigrant, you know, obviously your opinion of Uh, Trump is probably very different than a guy like me. It was a luxury of being like, hey, I'm not getting deported, right? Right. Um, that doesn't mean Every political argument you're ever gonna have there's real life consequences and real people are gonna be affected That doesn't mean you can't have a political

argument about immigration, right? Doesn't mean you can't talk about abortion. Yeah, some people think that the ones are in one lane that they have to Stay in that lane for everything. Yeah, or they think that if they can, you know, yeah School shootings are horrible. I don't want them to happen. I'm for all kinds of gun regulations But just because people real people are affected by something I mean the reason we're talking about it is because people are affected The reason it's an issue in general is because people are affected and if you shut down dialogue Then what are people supposed to do? So these emotional appeals that a lot of people have on the left and the right where they're just like But what about that kids? What about that? It's like, yeah, but how did we get here?

How do we get to the kids in the cages? It's not having an immigration policy It's not having any agreed upon policy. That's how we got here So we need to figure out a way to have a policy that makes sense. Yeah Yeah, and there has to be it's also like we always want everyone else to do everything It's like the government all of it is just society. It's just the best we can do right now Right. It's like some people like every everything should be different. Everything should be different If it was supposed to be different right now, it would be different This is the best we can do to have one of the best societies in the world

I wonder if sometimes my boomer parents might make fun of all the time But like sometimes my dad was right when he was just like like every time somebody bring up politics and my father would just be like I can't get involved. Yeah, it's really the best thing because I just can't get involved like like he just like Like there's a certain level of like if you're gonna get in it get in it run for something Yeah, really get in there, but we can't have a society where every fucking human being is a cable news anchor Yeah, we can't I can't be in line at Starbucks And and people are you know In a heated political debate at eight o'clock in the morning. We can't do it. Well, it's on health. There's more to life

That's the other thing about politics dude. It's more to life. Go camping Go full in love. Go do something. Go read a book. Go love someone. Yeah, and it really talking about it gets so It's such an addictive thing and it's funny like the biggest addiction in the world right now really is Uh people consuming things that they like like the news really media that they know is bad for them They know is but they wake up and they go to it again and again. Let's just do it. Yeah Let's just do it. Anyway, and they know it's and it's an it bro. That is an addiction because they do it to feed Something inside of themselves

They do it because it's easier for you to sit there and be angry Any of us and I don't mean someone but all of us it's easier for us to sit there and be angry than it is to take action To make our lives better a hundred percent a hundred percent I think this is an escape And I think people escape into this world instead of fixing the world that is very close to them Yeah, like their relationship about that a lot, you know, and it's hard to it's hard to remember sometimes but But we try and think about that a lot in here, but yeah, dude. Thanks so much man. Thank you Tell me about your podcast too again tim dillon show it's on youtube and all the other places you'll get it and uh

You know, we put it out once a week that we have a patreon if you like it so much We want an extra episode We do an extra episode a week and that is uh at the patreon.com the tim dillon show Yeah, it's awesome. We're patreon subscribers to his army. Yeah. Yeah, so we're we have a lot of fun and I enjoy it and uh That's you know the future until you know, maybe forever But have you thought about coming out with a different type of show at some point? Do you start to think about that? Absolutely? Absolutely because I get bored We'll get bored. We all do something we get good at it. Then we get bored and you have a co-host, right?

Uh, well, I have a producer who he chats sometimes Every now and then he chats bad time in and uh, he chats every now and then but for the most part He just sits there and fuck him. Yeah, they they're not there to Pipe down. Yeah. Hey pipe down. Yeah, nickel sometimes bring up his home state. You know constantly or something Every now and then jay rogues got give jay me Vernon death stare She should have a death stare like you want to get your head kicked off right now press the butt Uh, check out tim dillon's show. Um, I'll see you later tonight. Yeah, thanks so much for coming in brother. You bet

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