This Past Weekend - E289 Through the Sprinkler

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

  Theo talks about a misunderstanding with a stranger and some of his fears of moving, and gives some suggestions to a man who doesn't know where to get his information from and a young man who thinks he damaged his relationship with his mother by smoking weed.   New Merch https://theovonstore.com  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by…     Zebra https://TheZebra.com/theo    Raycon https://BuyRaycon.com/theo     JA Socal https://jasocal.org    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Music “A Thousand Times” - Evan Bartels https://bit.ly/AThousandTimes_EvanBartels_    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline  985-664-9503   Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Find Theo   Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How are you check? We are recording here and Camera going and going Excelente and that means excellent in Spanish, you know, that's a that's one of the easy ones There's harder ones pelli grosso and And that means danger in Spanish So it gets trickier You know the closer you get to Spain really

You know, I made a mistake I saw a man the other day and he was in a in a He had a hat on right? You know, he had that brim and so I went up and it said mariners You know, and it's I said, oh, you know Are you a big fan? You know, I said Unfortunately, you guys are one of the only teams never to win the The pennant, you know the championship the major league championship

And he's just look he said excuse me. I said you know or You guys are one of the you know, Seattle you guys are one of the only teams You know To never win it. It's unfortunate and he's just You know, I said, you know, I was a Saints fan and they they had they didn't win it for 30 years and You know, I know you're paying a little and I I say, you know, I and he just kind of looking at me where I say, you know, I love itchee row

And I always have really You know enjoyed itchee row Suzuki if you if you've seen him or if you haven't he is a man And I'm not gonna, you know racially profiling but You know, he could be Bobby Lee's daddy Now say that You know, you wouldn't be surprised if you looked up the song sang dynasty and he was in one of the arts You know, one of the drawings or whatever

but um, you know, I said, I love ditchy row You know, Tino Martinez, I'm rattling off different Mariners players And he's like, what are What are you and at this point I can tell he's getting a little upset And I started to think something was wrong. I started to feel high honestly, and he's like, well, what in the fuck are you talking about? I said the Mariners And I pointed his hat and it said Marines on it And I

Mean just damn, you know, just Nothing there's something when you ask a member of an armed force You know, when you ask a man who is a you know, a warrior who's traveled other lands, you know, to you know, to fight and You know, try and You know hook up with women on his off days and You know, we'll be secretly in love with man or whatever, you know, a military When you ask a man like that and you just repeatedly kind of accuse him of being a Seattle Mariners fan, it's

Well, it's not something you want to do Let's crack into a tune or two That one let's try a different one here. These are summertime melodies, you know beats Here we go And this has that little summertime vibe kind of maybe you and your lady taking a walk by the lake Or by a drainage canal or something, you know You and your lady splitting a piece of Nicarit out there you look out and you see something in the water There you go, and that's beautiful right there. That's embrace me summertime

by Isabel Walton and that is supposed to be a damn Summertime kind of tune Melody, you know something to just You know just give years a little bit of Halloween, you know just something's You notice somebody You know my mother used to have a friend that would come over sometime and I don't know if he was a friend as much as he was just somebody that Was trying to you know have sex with my mother

And he used to do this little thing he'd put a tic-tac in his ear and then turn his head and make it go in there And you know I don't know I mean I honestly have no idea if it ever if the man ever really got it out or not But shout out the Marines and the Seattle Mariners and do not make that mistake Here's one Oh, yeah, now this is that country time lemonade kind of Oh, yeah, this is definitely a couple white guys maybe split a piece of You know Viagra or blue chew gum, you know that wiener gum And they're both now it's a threesome. They're both banging into you know just hammering into a young woman

They both known for a long time A Woman who is willing to be in this You know she's enjoying it and everybody's doing good There they go Couple youngsters Getting that sex in baby doing a little bit of fucking right there Okay

And that's some good music right there It is July 27th and it is the year two zero two zero In case the aliens have heard you know have lumbered upon this You know in case the the vessel that is current society Ends up in the You know if the realm closes and everything ends and the vessel that we are on Just Titanic's into into the past And one day an alien

You know something a little sneaky ass alien because you know how some of them are You know he's probably doing a little bit of space coke or something Busting a gram of damn you know moon ketamine or something And he lumbers over and cracks open the time capsule that was 2020 Maybe this will fall right out right out onto them You know maybe a King Griffey junior will join the Marines What's happening man I've been what have I been doing I helped somebody move today

And That shit will get you You know there's a thing a service called task rabbit you put in something you want on there You want somebody to do something and they'll see if they'll do it You know how Hank'll do it for $40 you put whatever get me a dessert you know or You know stand in line at the DMV You know fucking tickle my cousin do whatever do something You know you get that subordinate it's somebody that'll

Come they'll do it. You know it's anything called task rabbit It's an app It's an application on your iPhone you get that sucker And you say look you know I want I want a man you know Fill his mouth with lump crab meat and run around a damn You know indoor track All right

You know Reginald he'll do it for $40 And it's just you can get anything I want somebody I mean I think it's nothing sexual you can't get but you could get anything else I want somebody to come over here and hug me You know seven eight dollars There's different options many a lot of options on there So I use that task rabbit found a man to help and next thing you know I got a nice new lamp Dropped a sofa off by my friend's house

She decided she didn't want it after we moved her sofa out So then we had to go back me and this task rabbit this man named Andrew And he was tallest man probably down I mean I'd be crazy to say nine feet but I'd be dishonest if I said he was anything under eight One This eight one fella I mean this guy probably had a wiener on him like a damn You know he had a wiener that I bet would eat a worm if you fed it to it

That kind of guy you know just a real He got that Olympic wiener You know you put his wiener you know behind something it'll jump over it That kind of when you got that much body in that my you know eight one Your dick will do a stunt Your dick will do a stunt And that's really there's nothing wrong with that Yeah, so I helped some moving

Oh, they had a wiener I helped some moving Oh they had a rally not far from my place today a protest And pretty cool to see you know I mean I'm all about people actively expressing their you know their disdain and their discomfort You know people just putting their voice out in there and creating a fire with their throats And with their emotions I mean at some points it gets wild too. I mean a lot of these protests have turned into just photo opportunities

You know little Dorothy's out there showing her you know showing her coochie to a damn You know to a fireman And they take a picture and say oh Dorothy's you know she's gonna save Antarctica and you're like uh I don't know You know Dorothy's gonna get some damn Probably some creosote in her in her Cree a crotch man she's gonna get some you know she's gonna end up with some damn you know a second hand disease I mean it's just dangerous

You know you open your vagina up down on a damn busy intersection You know shit gets dangerous. It's just a lot of people out there now just looking for photo opportunities I find You know what's the best angle? How can I get this thing that makes me look great and makes Police or makes Fireman or even anybody look bad I saw one person look like they had a fake fireman out there with them You know and they were not tickling them but kind of trying to look like they were getting in a fight or somebody really just look like Look like somebody was just kind of tickling a fat cop

Which that's something they should do every now and then Get the fattest cop out and let everybody tickle him a little I'm not saying that will calm or quell the some of the anarchy, but I think it'll It will put a it'll help a little You know if you saw a bunch of real dark hands tickling a fat cop that's gonna That's gonna set everybody a little bit at ease I think But Yeah, what did I saw something where some antifa

Members You know someone had put on their job application that they served two years in antifa And that they were in two battles like friggin battles It was like yeah, you know, I you know I served under the under the watch of milkshake 40 years Under the watch of milkshake 47 as we commandeered a DSW shoes You know you may know me from some of my work You know there's a snapchat video of me beating a small business owner Like I don't think you can put that on your job application

Oh, yeah, you may know me. Um, I was I you know I I was in I I served in antifa For for for two weeks You know I I started a fire Outside of an abandoned toys are us So, you know, there's definitely some snapchats of my work Just like what the f what the f's What the f's um, what else man? What else is going on things are going on it's summertime It's a time for love I do know that

Yeah, watch a little bit of baseball and what else, you know, I didn't do too much went for a couple runs You know, I'm gonna go to Nashville Next weekend I believe you know and go be around there for about a week just to kind of see what's cracking You know see what's going on and get a vibe Waiting to hear back on the animated cartoon, you know, we we took a pitch out like pitching out to networks for the The Saturday morning tunes, you know that are on Instagram

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You know kind of like an updated Bible kind of I don't even think they get into that You know what was the first sense I wonder which one it was I wonder what we need, you know what probably touch You got to have that touch, you know You got to be able to touch something a cup of tit, you know get a berry get a grapefruit Do something get something You know, I remember a couple years ago A

Friend of mine Told me that he was you know in love with men And I had assumed I had I don't know if I knew he I thought he probably might have been Or either that or I just thought this dude Never going to get a woman acting the way he does You know because he's acting really You know tender kind of soft-spoken in the dick you feel me like that And he told me he said hey man. I got to tell you something

You know he said I'm gay, you know and I said damn Buddy, you know and I said that in my head. I didn't know what to say outside of me I didn't know what What to use I just I didn't know And I remember like almost as a Just a reflex I remember taking I remember taking My fingers and putting them

In his mouth Or my mouth was it my mouth I don't remember whose mouth it was man. I just remember My fingers got kind of wet and I just I didn't know what to do dude. I just I'd never see you know I'd never been there on the front lines of You know kind of man, you know You know

Men only kind of sexual communication But anyway Yeah, what else man not you know just getting through it I'm getting through it You know these cases keep going up Everywhere, you know every time you turn around somebody got this and a new case You know 40,000 people dying like what way I just But maybe they are

And they always are blaming like a party on the news You know they didn't say any of the remember that was the crazy thing They didn't no one said it was the you know at the protest people it's happening at the protest. It's fine But just say the truth That you know if hundreds of thousands of people get together in the street To share their voices Then somebody gonna get a disease man That's

That's easy And you know I'm not even good at math. I'll tell you that And But all the news is like oh some guy had a party You know some guy had a party You know some guy had a party outside of salt outside of a siesta key, you know oh People are getting it Lance had a party and it's like you think every you think Everybody got it from Lance's party

No It happened with the protest man Which is fine. I'm not blaming the protest. I'm not saying the protests are wrong anything like that. I'm just saying Why can't let's just why can't we just have the facts? You know I think a lot of people can live with the fact oh well people want to do you know express their freedom of speech So you know in their right to You know To you know they wanted to express their voice

And people got the disease man So So But What else man we got some we got some cool calls that came in we got you know we're getting through another episode We had big Tim Dillon in God that guy he

He's just like a turn back of the clock if you listen to his podcast it reminds me of a Of a rush Limbaugh type of guy He kind of takes you back to another time let's play a little of this Oh we already heard that one that's summertime forgets by midnight Let's hear this one summertime nights by more than family By more than family oh this is nice You put the kids to bed you know or one kid if you only have one Then you and the missus kind of snuggle up

Maybe an episode of 48 hours comes on And you've had a couple beers baby so you're hard you know that Or your semi-hard which is the best you can get And then both y'all you fall asleep on the couch and your wife just goes to bed without you There you go mess it that's how it works We got some great video calls that came in and you can submit those to the website the ovan.com We have a great new website that you should go check out Let me get to one of those right now here we go

Here we go hold on a little bit do a little bit of this and that I just want to start by saying I love everything that you and your whole crew do Everything from this past weekend to the fighter and the kid tiger belly tiger pit I love all you guys Oh thank you and it's a young fellow that's a ginger gentleman right here And his name Larry Ritchie go on brother But my question comes this week from the fact I grew up with grandparents And they've always been behind the times and I've always felt like that wore off on me You know and I started watching you guys at show at the beginning of the pandemic to try and get an idea of like you know

Like this is what's normally you know and but I still feel like I'm really in the dark about everything So a home I guess my question for you is how does someone stay informed during these times You know to everything that's really going on All right stay safe out there gang gang Larry I appreciate that man How do you stay informed and he had a dog at the end there that felt uncomfortable you could hear a little bit of that Let's go back and listen to that dog really going on all right stay safe out there gang gang Gang gang and let's hear the dog one more time to everything that's really going on So well first of all you got to listen to that animal

If you got an animal in front of you it's going through a tough time may you need to do something Put your fingers in its mouth or put your fingers in your mouth brother Thank you for calling Larry and sending this video how do you stay informed I think you got to just trust your instincts That's one thing that I think we're getting back to The news is jump the shark the news isn't even as reliable as the most ignorant person you knew They have some video and audio proof that's it But I think a lot of it is just trusting your instincts And it's almost kind of nice that the news is burnt itself out

You know it's almost kind of nice because it's like okay here's something else here's something that I that I know I don't need I believe that if people if you're really if you were making a point to get that news all the time We have to be careful that we're not just getting it to fire us up Because I noticed it for myself man last week I got into it and it fires me up But it's not my fire I'm that I'm transporting somebody else's heat You know I'm just it's I'm not And I think you know and also just listening to yourself check in with yourself

Focus on your surroundings see what's going on You know that's how you stay informed man I think getting you know the thing we really need to listen to the most right now is ourselves You know I do believe that our hearts will lead us into the best that that's the best The best MSNBC is right in the middle of our chest man Listen to your heart Remember that song baby Listen to your heart

There's always that like big jack dude that gets up a karaoke And he's always he always will get like listen to your heart That's what I wanted you to do Listen to your heart And people are like damn this guy is going to be lonely for a long time baby Thank you Larry Ritchie for hitting us with that beautiful visual man he's sending a video man We had another we had a couple calls that came in a lot of you know we put a question on the last episode About if you had a if you had to take a man on a date

And this is no homo type of stuff this is straight up just straight This is if you if you're a straight man but you had to take a man on a date how would you do it what would you do We had a couple answers that came in to the hotline nine eight five six six four nine five zero three let's hear one game Hey this is Dusty from Lee's Burger again I was looking At Dusty and I've always valued that type of name a name that also you know kind of has an atmosphere to it Dusty stormy You know Wendy oh there's Wendy you know that bitch will just scoot off in any direction You know Buzz I like that kind of name oh Buzz there's Buzz you know we've been hit by lightning you know him You know bugs love him all right let's hear it

More of the episode and then you want to call in to tell you what we where we take a guy on a date what we would do And look I want to also now that I'm hearing this back it sounds extremely gay man which is fine if somebody's gay that's fine And if you want to be an adult gay male Then more power to you buddy I'll vote for you okay depending on what's going on and if you're legitimate gang I'm a straight man been married for I hope my wife don't hear this I don't know a little while now Dude your wife ain't listening to this damn show man gang brother but I like your attitude man gang It's five six years something and I don't know where I would take any man on a date but I pretend I'm just taking me on a date And in order to get to my heart you would need to

Okay Take me to a nice state restaurant By me that porter house oh damn bone in tomahawk ribeye Dusty got that pricey tongue on him onward dust Needed medium with the outside charred Well with garlic butter on it maybe some steak rolls if you got them Then after that all you need to do is Purchase me a bag of marijuana

And give me a couple sick horse roll them blizzies up with Damn dust so dust is getting blunted And that's the dude if you getting hooked up on them John's dusty that's That's risque man Because that's risque You know I remember when I was young they had a Kind of a strand of weed that came through town And a lot of people if they smoked it they was doing kind of gay activity

You know they'd shake some of it you know You know I remember I know my buddy Roy smoked it and he shook somebody's hand for almost a minute You know where you'd see somebody doing a piggyback for no reason You know I remember a couple buddies of mine smoked a bag of it for the funeral And they doing piggybacks over there right right next to the dead And that's I mean that's mildly You know that's damn 40% GA Y baby you know So it's just interesting when you think about it

You know but that's I remember that strand of weed I don't remember what it was called But that's when that hit the scene people People was shook You know wives were standing around on the yard just holding their hand they didn't know what was going on Because people was just puffing their way right over on each other's nuts you know And nutting around on each other's bodies and that kind of stuff You know being gay And yeah sorry to have a lot of this kind of talk on here but look this is what the episode you know

We asked straight men if you were to take a man on a date how would you do it And I want to tell you the number of calls that came in just blew my mind I mean we probably had about 70 dates that got called in Here we go right here and I think getting it look man if you go that's brave of you Dusty It bent out you know you letting the man give you that steak and then you try and you let them buy you a blunt Damn you a easy day dude damn You a easy date bro you got to tighten up man gang man onward let's hear a call Sup Theo Vaughn

Love the podcast man this is Gavin calling from Ritozo New Mexico The Lord 48 baby you know what I mean? Amen brother praise God baby PG daddy you know Feliz Cristo Feliz Cristo Papa Yeah that's what I grew up with my name's Gavin Earl My parents are white if you can't tell But on his last podcast he wanted to see what you do if you take a dude on a date

No homo shit but my question is what song plays in your head when you're getting buffed up? No homo Mine's that lip from Limp Biscuit Oh damn See it's funny I think there's probably be like nothing else matters from the childhood or something This call took a wrong turn bro you going Dude you just supposed to take the man on a date buddy Gavin you know I respect you and everything but you just there's nothing

That's wild man you going real deep bro we trying to keep it classy man A lot of people on this on you know a lot of us you know have wives or hope to have a wife one day You know A lot of us still chasing that little you know that body wallet bro that cooter So that's too much for us man gang bro be well What else man we'll take one more one more call that came in man We'll talk about that and and what people what people thought was good here we go So this is Adam from Spartanburg South Carolina

What's up Adam thank you for calling and that's a biblical name and that's a risky name too because somebody died You got killed at beginning of the Bible Cain got killed he murdered his brother so you know keep tabs on your kiddos man because that was Adam's kids So you got risky that's a damn brave name dude Adam And but that's okay man you know that could be part of the past man let's hear more I'll let you pause to do that what's up Adam thank you This is about that mandate if you got a you know mandate for a mandate where would you go all straight no homo Gang bro if you down like that but I think a perfect mandate would be a little extra you know what I mean

I like that you know I like that man I think that's a nice thing You know I think that's a nice thing and sometimes I envision a world where things could be a little scary You know you ain't got a drink but maybe whoever wants to get a little sip get a little sip off you know what I mean Sip sip on with blades sounds dangerous I like that man I think that's a nice thing You know I think that's a nice thing and sometimes I envision a world where things could be like that Where a straight man could take a gay man out to throw some axes or you know hum some blades or whatever Or do bow and arrows or whatever or shoot down a hot air balloon whatever

You know spend time together without it being sexual or trying to be like that But it's risky to a lot of gay men they love that risk You know it's I mean dude that's a I mean that's risky I mean that's wild bro but amen man I appreciate you calling in and giving us that option dude and just seeing what's all seeing what's going on We got one more that came in What's up Dio I got my dog over here hacking around some barking jerky this is Joby from Louisville Kentucky And I was just answering your question If I were a man but I am and I was taking another man out I'd probably take her him he she 2020 I don't have to fuck with me

Probably take him down to the triple X theater and put on a good show And watch some fucking pussy you know cause I'm not gay so how about that There you go bro Shut up global fuck you gang gang buzz buzz Amen bro now that's a way to do it but you know that man's gonna be uncomfortable If you got a man at least you know you know maybe draw some wiener on a notepad or something to save it for him do something Don't just think about yourself there but also I think that could be fun You know you take him out there and just kind of you know have like a crack you know for I think for a gay male

That's probably like going on a damn roller coaster taking him to a strip club You know let him you know hum a couple dollars at a cooter Praise bro Yeah a lot of great calls man a lot of unique stuff there were so many man I just you know I'd love to get in all of them but it's impossible I can't even do it I mean it's possible but you know it's impossible more more so I'm gonna let you know though that it has been reported that Americans which includes some of you are overpaying on car insurance by over 21 billion dollars But searching for a better deal can take hours and typically results in a barrage of unwanted spam calls that's true Don't you hate that you go looking for the insurance and you type in online and next thing you know they calling you

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onward you know it was a it was a beautiful thing a little bit just cause we you know we had such a good time we were bonding you know it was it was kind of our special thing we would do but oh yeah and I think that strand went around my town dude we would see you know a lot of men doing some freaking red rover type shit you know adults onward you know my mom told me the other day that you know it made her feel like she's not as close to me anymore since that happened back in the day and that you know that really kind of hurts to hear that that I maybe damaged my relationship with my family because of that and I feel disappointed in myself and like I let him down so I just want to know if you have any thoughts on how I can help that but otherwise in that you know I just hope you have a really good day man so thanks brother thanks thanks for that Oz man I appreciate that and thanks for the for the well wishes there at the end look you know it's tough I think for moms when when the children get high cause you raised something if you were a mom you raised something you've been feeding us a little deal you got a little duckling you've been feeding them giving them milk giving them teddy early and then giving them regular milk refrigerator milk you know you've been you know

girthin' them up you've been teaching them putting knowledge in front of them giving them summer camp money give them this give them that you know make a casserole for his ass do a party when he's 13 or whatever all this shit they do it all mothers and then imagine you've been working on something forever imagine even if you're a carpenter imagine you've been working you've been building a train you've been building this little duckling or whatever you've been building a little you know a little a train let's say a train let's don't pick different things let's pick one thing you've been building a train a little train you working hard on it 14 years you've been painting it and and then suddenly you come home one day you've been shopping or whatever and the train is high as fuck in the middle of your house is driving around it can't even shoot you it's so just it's just back you know it's he it's fucking shoving chips and it's smoke stack it can't even I mean that's gonna and you spent so much time fucking building that train that's just gonna burn your brother especially if you've been hitting in big John's your mom might have never smoked John's so she might be really you know might be a little jealousy or jealousy baby but here's what here's what I what if I had a suggestion it would be this I would just communicate with your mom say look mom I appreciate you letting me know that that made you feel like we were more apart you know because that makes me you know that makes me recognize that my behaviors are gonna have like that my behaviors could have an emotional effect on you

and our relationship but just let her and I think if just by letting her know that you recognize that and I would also say you know I do want to be able to be honest with you you know about things that I do imbibe and or try or experiment with you know I'd like to be able to be honest with you you know even if some of them you're not gonna be proud of me I want to at least be able to be honest with you so that you know we can be building you know at least we're gonna be able to build a new type of trust because young trust is different you know your parents they they trust you because you know they need to trust you because you got you know you're around the house you could burn the house down and all that kind of shit but adult trust is a little bit more different you know it's a little bit of more of a real you know there's more of a commodity because one of you guys doesn't have the hierarchy over the other one so I think man just the communication will help and I think just the simple fact you let her know that you know that it matters to you how she feels that's probably the biggest thing because she probably thinks you know she might be a little soft your mom might be no offense or anything but she might be a little soft in the heart

which is nice but it can also be kind of hectic when they say look you out there running dope you out there huffing gas and I'm at home fucking you know you know trying to do a strawberry shortcake and now I feel like we don't know each other so but yeah dude sometimes you got to get fucking gassed up I remember dude I found a joint at home about six years ago that I freaking hit on the top of the refrigerator in college so that shows you right there that the fucking cleaning lady ain't doing her job at my mom's place but gang bro but be well man you're on the right path and I said to say this where your seat belt no matter what you do where your seat belt and don't do an eight ball bro and don't even do a six ball dog stay safe man you can do it bro because the big thing is you got to stay alive if you don't stay alive daddy then it's nothing man you know we all want young people to do well some of you see a young person you're like damn I hope that little bastard does well you know I want to tell you guys right now about a group that I want to support and they are called Junior Achievement of Southern California

best known is JA SoCal they're a non-profit that works predominantly with low income K through 12 public schools lessons that aren't taught in schools and may not be a priority at home financial literacy entrepreneurship and work readiness those are some of the things that Junior Achievement goes into schools and does 40% of Americans can't afford a $400 emergency 58% have less than $1000 in savings 78% live paycheck to paycheck JA Junior Achievement teaches kids things like what a budget is and why it's important they learn about credit scores taxes healthcare costs home buying car buying etc Junior Achievement has programs in entrepreneurship that is one of the first programs ever

students actually create and build a real business with real products just imagine if you go back in time and you knew all these things man it would be helpful well I want you to check out a video at the end of today's episode it's just showing you a little bit more about JA SoCal and there's going to be a button on the YouTube page today for today's episode where you can make a donation if you like you know one of my best friends runs this non-profit

and they do some really really great work I've been fortunate to work and do some stuff with him over the years and they just do some really great work man when you go into communities where kids aren't even going to learn this stuff at home because their parents aren't doing it you know and to get this information to get this intel to kids it's really important you can check out their organization at JASoCal.org but even better please consider donating to this very awesome charity

by using the link button on our YouTube page thank you guys so much alright let's get into maybe a couple more calls I'm trying to think of what else is going on with me you know I'm a little nervous about maybe moving I know people are moving you know Joe Rogan's is moved I'm a little nervous about it

you know I just think sometimes it would be nice for me to have a little bit I've been here for a long time and there's nothing happening right now you know I'm not missing any these stages aren't even open to perform so sometimes it would just be like oh I could just kind of take it like a long not vacation but just kind of feel what life is like again in a regular place in America

and I feel like that could be really really nice I feel like that could really mean a lot to me and it's kind of scary you know to think about just doing something new not doing a new job or anything like that but just you know what living in a neighborhood I mean I don't you know just having a change like that you know I would still keep my studio here and come back for the studio

come back every couple of weeks would be the plan but yeah part of me is like oh maybe it would make me real feel adventurous get that adventure in my body because you know I would like to have that oh man what a smart kid you know the young guy is thinking about that kind of stuff being aware you know caring what your mother thinks and feels

it's important and sometimes it's hard to differentiate you know sometimes it's we only see what our mom thinks or what they say but you know we don't think of what they feel you know we're also in a generation and a time where people talk about their feelings more especially on this podcast this the you know the old slit your wrist cast right here what else we got

what else came in today a couple of good things a couple of bad things anything wild let me see hey Theo this is Jared I live in Nebraska not from here but I live here I've been listening to your podcast for probably about a year now it's really uplifting

it's helped me through a lot of crap I recently quit drinking that was about six months ago I just got my six month coin oh man congratulations man you got that six months that's brave you know and I think whether somebody has a drug alcohol problem or they don't doing anything for six months man that's striking bro that's striking

you you you doing it daddy everything's going better for me got my daughter back in my life and I just wanted to let you know that your positivity really really shines through and it helps out people who have a hard time kind of seeing the light at the end of the tunnel

well thanks man you know you and you do that too by just sharing your voice right there you know the fact that you got your daughter back in your life you know that's beautiful you know you got you know and she's gonna have a different experience man you know there's no bigger experience than having somebody that loves us

there really isn't bro no homo's dog but you know what I'm saying there just isn't there's no bigger experience than having that especially when somebody's little when they just you know when you just let them know that they're loved sometimes you got to really let them know you got to let them know you know look man you are fucking loved

you got to shake their little ass write it on their fucking chest with a damn marker love you you know and you shake them and people so rattled now we so rattled we can't even feel the love sometimes man but you got to get them when they're young and I'm glad you can have that option you're gonna have that option baby

you're gonna have that option to get the little lady and to make her feel loved man that's awesome dog and congratulations man speaking of Nebraska what else we had a call that came in actually a video call that came in about Nebraska man and this will actually lead us out man

let's hear this hey Theo it's your boy Alex out here in Lincoln and I noticed you were playing Evan Bartles at the end of your last podcast and figured I'd share a funny story about that kid I grew up with him we met in like junior high or something and during that time when we first met the first time I met him we were at this one act play competition

oh damn that shit sounds straight and nerd alert bro one act play competition dog no offense bro I'm proud of you but still bro gang small town in Nebraska and he was playing the guitar over in the corner and I heard him I was like damn this kid's pretty good I was in the band myself and I was a musician for a while and so I went over there and hung out with him

and then out of nowhere and we were hanging out and stuff and out of nowhere this kid somewhere off in the distance throws a fucking Oreo dead ass hits him straight in the face oh yeah and that's a damn that's a Nebraska hate crime that's a Midwest hate crime somebody just beams a cookie at your ass onward and his guitar gets hit in the face picks that Oreo up eats it

then keeps on playing brother and I don't think he looked back after that point also his wrist clicks real bad when he played his guitar because he fell off my longboard years ago so yeah just wanted to drop a funny story about him it's awesome he's getting the respect he deserves well he's a talented man thanks for the call

yeah man if you get hit by a cookie that's the life that's life in a nutshell you know sometimes you get hit by something good but then it comes at you fast it's dangerous it's risky you know it might be weed might be a you know an erotic man it could be anything you just gotta

you gotta keep on playing you know sometime life will you know sometimes you drive him somewhere in somebody fucking home a center bun at your ass what do you gotta keep driving somebody you know sometimes somebody will fucking you know somebody will throw a starburst up in the air and then just hit it with a wiffle ball bat

and it'll hit you right in your bare fat stomach in your stomach fat in your body fat and you gotta keep on just living life man keep on jumping through the sprinkler yeah so let's go out right here man we got a great little outro song right here and this is by that man Evan Bartels and he is

you know and for the young fella that called and saying you know he's worried if he endangered his mother's heart and you know uh you know this is the kind of song you could tell her about you know this the kind you know uh you know just let people know what they mean to you and it's hard man I know it's hard man it's so hard for me to sometimes lean into the good stuff

you know it's so hard it's it's man it's hard to commit to love isn't it it's hard a lot of times man it's hard to feel that you know just in life sometimes it's hard to just damn freaking to love an MF her you know it's hard but you know it can happen man

you know but we got to make it happen I know that I don't know what I'm talking about if anybody needed that reminder let's get into this song right here this is by Evan Bartels actually and if you've never heard of this man then I don't know where you've been but this is a song of his that I really enjoy you guys be good to yourselves man

you deserve it you know that and if you don't man then there's your reminder this will all be fine and I'll watch you from a window I built inside my mind I wonder where I am every man that's walking

will fall from time to time every time I feel the thunder I remember I'm just a child I would die a thousand times for I ever let you down and that's powerful you know T-14 and I for my

ain't worth the trouble that they cause you so I find I ain't worth the candle wrap I just throw the whole damn thing to the fire and I tell myself this will all be fine I would die a thousand times for I ever let you down That's Evan Bartels right there he can do it

I wish it was easier I wish I had more that I could give I served in Antifa I wish I had more that I could give I was in the infantry we lost a very crucial battle a thousand times for I ever let you down

outside of a soup plantation Evan Bartels maybe out of Nebraska that man I believe and he can do it he can do it man that man he does it and he does it well that's off his album promised land Evan Bartels and you can grab him we'll put a link in the informations

yeah yeah it's just important you know it's important for us you know we just got to try to let people know we care man it's important gang you guys be good bro