This Past Weekend - E337 Wolfed Out

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

Theo talks about a new controversial therapy he's started this week, gets suggestions from his fans on what to name his new tour and Theo surprises a single mom a with FaceTime call to make her laugh and spread some joy.   New Merch: theovonstore.com​ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to [e-mail]. This episode is brought to you by: Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo and receive your first month of treatment free BetterHelp: https://betterhelp.com/Theo for 10% OFF your first month Super Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/Theo use promo code THEO for 20% OFF Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shipping Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Music: “Runs in the Family” - Matthew Koziol https://bit.ly/37IGvXr​ Hit the Hotline [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All right All rise I Always wanted to be in court when they said that all rise and See if I could have an erection when the judge said that And just kind of laughed to myself What's up you little skittle lickers I I

Feel honored to be here with you today and happy day to you and I am I got a lot to share and I'm sure you do So we'll get into it. I just shaved You know, I can't I'll be honest with you I can't shave with a shirt on I can't do it I I See people, you know and not in real time. I don't watch men shave And I'm not saying if you there's nothing wrong if you do I don't You know, I've only ever seen men shave on a commercial

But I Realized about myself. I can't shave with a Shirt on I shaved shirtless I Shave shirtless and I think my dad shaved shirtless, you know my dad When I met my dad, he was a senior citizen and he's he was damn and that's as much citizen as you can get that's full citizen and He's body he had like a senior body. He had that old body, you know, he had his he had kind of

Baby tits really baby he had white skin Because all the color I think had grown out of his skin And he had a couple moles I think could have been nipples. I don't know He could have had moles or nipples But I remember he would shave shirtless and I would see him do it and and I thought you know what He's doing that the right way Let's go We go a little Robert and Finley get it while you can

Take it Bobby Oh You got to take it when you can get my body You got And You got to take it where you can get it you got to get it when you can and he don't cut corners verbally That's Bobby Finley right there and

Damn, I can't get my damn Got too much on I got a hat Hold on. Sorry. I got a hat and I got a hat and my specs And my shades got a lot on got a lot on here today and I Don't need those volume Enhancers the earphones right now Good to be here with you today and Yeah, you got to take it while you can get it

You know when that's life life is a serving each day you get a serving of life Then you can you can accept it you can Try and digest it properly You can reject it sometimes You know sometimes I'll start I'll starve I'll life will be right in front of me, but I will starve I will say you know I'm gonna be alive, but I'm not really gonna not really gonna accept this day I'm not really gonna Take this bad boy on I'm not really gonna have this as a meal today

And I'll do that a lot I'll say nah, I ain't eating I ain't eating today life. I Don't want any I don't need any I'm off the clock today What's going on I had a nice I know I'm late on this week and I tried to do the episode yesterday I wasn't feeling good and and I couldn't do it. I couldn't do I couldn't do it So I didn't do it. I Probably should have just went ahead and did it

But I wanted to try and be in a little bit better headspace Oh I saw Dustin the diamond pourier this past weekend. He was in out here in the central east. He was doing a meeting greet and Meeting people that love fighting and love watching people fight on television and on Oh Illegally streamed fight source pat, you know, wherever they watch fights So that was good, man. We had a nice time went out with him and his wife

And uh You know, it was funny man, we went to a bar afterwards and You know, there was just a couple people in there and they didn't know who Dustin was they didn't know about fighting And so they're talking to him about I don't know tennis or something. I just and it just Man you can't be you can't have the diamond right there The Champignon baby, you know that French champ. You can't have him right there And be talking about tennis

Be talking about Monopoly you can't be sitting in heaven and talking about Hardee's And that's what these people were doing and it just made me laugh, but man, we had a great time Man, we had so much fun. His wife is so funny. Oh We just had a good time man and you know, we talked about life and a little bit about You know, just what was going on in our lives and it was good to catch up and And it was nice to be amongst friends. Um, oh, I'll tell you this. Um You know, I I've told this story before that

There was a man when I was growing up. There was a man named Don Big Don Blankenstein and he was a pool man And he come over and do the pool, you know treat the pool and clean the pool and Hell, he used to even he'd get a little scoop and taste it Make sure the kids were You know pissing. Well, I guess I have no idea but Um You know and I when I used to work on this farm in the summer

Big Don would roll over and he was a big fellow You know, he probably about 300 pounds and this is back when This is back when 300 400 pounds would kill you now people could go six seven hundred pounds And it's not really killing them out of the gate But back then it was three you go three four hundred You know, that would kind of kill you but now with modern medicine people can go up to six hundred And they're alive for at least a couple months or years like that You know, they're not going to see many WrestleMania's but they'll see a couple

But uh, but big Don came one one summer. I was back there working on this farm and the people I've worked for had a pool and and this man comes in the gate and he's real thin real lean fella you know, just like like a Just look like a just a regular fella like a librarian man See, you know what I'm talking about kind of a little bit of glasses. Maybe You know had hands like workers hands though like he been Like he been turning the pages of books but heavy books, you know real heavy paper I'm talking 300 pound test paper and uh

And I said, who's this man? You know, I didn't know who this man was looking at the pool. I'd only seen big Don And so my thought was that you know big Don had passed on that way he his his life had caved in under that weight And that weighted one, you know Um But it the but but the thing is that But it the but but the truth was it big Don had lost the weight. He got this stomach surgery Where they staple your stomach directly the ass, you know, so whatever he comes around, I mean it's I mean damn some things you eat them. They come out cleaner out the back, you know, your body will just wash it out

Whatever it is You have four carrots and bitches is cleaned out You know, you eat a dirty squash and damn next thing, you know, you clean squashing You know right out there in your underpants. You got full freshly clean squashes in your unders And that was big Don had that capability I felt like you know that maybe he got that surgery and I didn't know that big Don had got the surgery, but he got it and so this man's wandering around the pool and And I didn't realize it was him. He's talking to me like we're friends, you know

Because me and Don are friends And suddenly I'm like, holy damn that's Don Damn that's Don And uh, and it was man. He got the surgery and he was He was just a new man, you know, he was just different. He was He was different, but Anyway, I'll tell you that story because the other night

I'm out with the diamond and I'm out with his wife and we're out and about and There was a guy who had had the surgery. He'd had the uh Uh, you know the deep fat and or whatever it's called. I don't know what it's called Where they deep where they just You know You show up his meal and freaking leave out his veal, you know, they freaking they clean you down. They wash you I'll wash me down. They clean you down, baby and um And big Don had had it and so anyway, there's this guy at the bar and he had had it

I guess but he had this he like kind of moved his arm. He was still moved like he was Four or five hundred pounds But he was about 210 pounds now And he still he would kind of put his hands out on his stomach like he had ghost belly You know what I'm talking about where somebody just like he had just He would he was still kind of like down by the river, you know But he was a lean man. It just so it was just funny how you can have things from the past that will still Take shape in your life, you know

That was interesting to me just how you could have things from the past that will still Like Still rule the way you behave even if they're gone I mean so much so this man was walking through the crowd and saying excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry Anybody I know where I can get a You know a triple XL shirt just saying old shit just having flashbacks of fat And of that weight and of that extra And it was just interesting to watch it was like it's funny even though we change sometimes some of the things

We just still hold on to you know and You know and um And god bless big don and god bless anybody that's on that journey You know that's trying to get rid of something whether it be something Some of their body or some of their brain or some of their Just something trying to let go of a memory or of a Of a Of a piece of an appendix

You know we all got some kind of appendixes sometimes and sometimes they're In our body sometimes they're in our brain sometimes they're You know they come in all types They come in all types man, um Both of those stories like about You know how we take on life and how we accept it each day And if I choose to live it and And now how I have things in my life that

You know like uh How I carry extra baggage extra weight Whether it's in my body or in my brain. We all have Some type of gristle that's running on us And um And it can gum up the works, you know and I've seen Um, I mean I've seen the happiest people in the world You know have big body types and then I've seen the

The unhappiest people in the world have lean body. You'll see a skeleton and that thing will be damn miserable You know um And I've always wished they had real real real mannequins Every mannequin you see looks like you can't find a shirt that fits anybody Because a mannequin he you know They just they don't Where I want to I want to see that mannequin with that hunchback, you know

Who was in a mowing accident? You know who was doing a push mower and got hit by a damn meteorite You know on a downhill and so they're not doing well, you know They got that seven ten split around that l five s one, you know, they got that damn They got that s curve on the spine, you know, they're not doing super great. I want to see that mannequin Or that beer belly mannequin. Where is that guy? You know Or where's that mannequin with that shoulder mole? You know what I'm saying?

And he got that damn, you know that baby button sometimes If you have somebody shirtless in your family around a baby And that person have a big mole on them the baby will hit it You know That was easy, you know what I'm saying the baby will just that's that baby button baby a decent mole. So But anyway, I want to tell you about an experience that I had man A new type of therapy that I just went and tried But first I'm going to tell you that uh

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He didn't even get real hair put in his hair. He got some damn yarn I saw a guy the other day had two He looked like uh Just like a dark raggedy Andy, you know that choco raggedy Andy He just like damn you got damn arts and crafts in your head, bubby But what I'm telling you is more than 50 million Men in the u.s. Suffer from male pattern baldness, man

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Mr. Ron apple cedar whatever his name was. I don't know Let me see it Johnny apple seed Parents Elizabeth simons and Nathaniel Chapman you could take Nathaniel Chapman Who was johnny apple seed daddy? and even lives simons simons and uh,

And you wonder even though they could do all that plant and all that forestation could they keep their hair Could they keep their hair? And it makes you feel something as a man if you can't keep your hair a little like damn what? It's just like father time just playing hide and go seek with you And first he hides a little bit of your hair and then he hides a little bit of your dick magic And then he hides a little bit of uh Maybe a e-jack you can't e-jack is decently or whatever or spill heavy Maybe he hide then he hides something else he hides you some of your dexterity

You can't write a sentence real fast on the tip rider You know where you can um You can't do a rubik's cube You know just different shit like that he hides it And then father time he hides this and he hides that and then you just left looking Looking at the clock baby That hit man baby time That hit man

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Sometimes I don't want to share it because I don't Don't want to be like a debbie downer. I don't want to Have self pity You know It's kind of like if a man only has one leg. He don't say it all the time You know And sometimes he'll have a good attitude he'll joke about it He'll have a little sign on his good leg say my other leg is a ghost, you know or something

You know, you'll see somebody you'll you know, sometimes you bring a sense of humor to a knife fight, you know Oh And that's okay. That's all ways that we do things. It's ways that I do things anyway Um But yeah, man, I just the past year and a half I just have not been feeling really good and I've been trying to battle it You know, I go to my recovery meetings that's been Trying the past couple months, you know, it's been tough. It's been tough throughout corva to stay heavy on the meetings

and to go and You know and just to find to get commitment and to get people to meet up in real time And uh So anyway, man, uh recently I decided to try ketamine therapy and You know I was a little scared about it. I'm still a little bit scared. I've gone to two services of it

and uh And some people are thinking look, it's not some guy in like a in a You know in the back of a u-haul doing it where You know, you don't bring glow sticks to it and shit like that even though that'd be that'd be great If I showed up with glow sticks In some little dust muppet side piece, you know, some little girl named biscuit door You know and she's out there wearing baby jewelry and just smelling like dirt Talking about electric disco or whatever

That'd be so great if the next time I go where uh, I get a tongue piercing with one of those, uh With like one of those glow stick tongue rings in it Um But that's not it man. It's like it's a therapy you go and they infuse ketamine into you. There's a therapist in the room and you do therapy Uh, the first time you go you just do therapy And then the subsequent times it's six sessions you go and you they infuse you with ketamine through

intravenous and then You just talk And you talk about what's going on and and it's supposed to take away your ego so you can discuss things that are bothering you behind your day-to-day brain And um And yeah, you know, so anyway, so that's where I'm at man. I'm trying it right now and I'm really excited. I'm hopeful about it. Um

You know, it's kind of exhilarating it's kind of scary uh The place is real professional and they make you feel real comfortable that I've been going and What else I'm I'm still meeting with my regular therapist. I'm still going to my recovery meetings uh What else um

You know, I didn't have a lot of sober time on the table to so You know, some people will say oh well, that's you're not sober anymore. This that's fine. I'm not At this point. I'm worried about just trying to feel uh Just trying new ways to get better uh and to feel better and Um, yeah, and so I'm just hopeful man. It was really kind of scary like the first session man. We did

and Man, I just started literally Just balling crying, you know Just tears running out of my face like I mean Just like they were trying to get into America from another country. I mean just groups of them They had big tears sneaking little tears. I mean, there was a lot going on, you know and

We started talking I we started talking about my dad man. I hadn't really thought about my dad that much and um You know, I don't have a ton of memories of my dad really. I was just getting old enough to be a human when he was Losing his humanity, you know as he got older On his way out, you know, and so we were just like You know like dogs passing in the park, you know You know a quick sniff of the ass, but we kept You know

But we just had you know You know, the way we never threw to frisbee, you know, we never You know, we know, you know, it was just that's kind of what it was and I'm not saying it like a Debbie Downer. I'm just kind of sharing One of the things that we talked about and the therapy was just about Uh, like I'd never gotten to tell my dad how much I loved him, you know, I never I had all this love from my father that I never got to put it Anywhere and so we talked about that in the therapy We talked about that in the therapy Um

And what else just talking about some other things that have really been bugging me man. I've just felt really agitated easily Uh, I felt a lot angrier than usual man And I'm just interacting with people that I care about sometimes in an angry way and it makes me not feel good You know, it's like being in a It's almost like being in a mask, you know, I've talked about it before about halloween when you're in like a scare mask, you know, when you in a When you wolf in or whatever and you wolfed out with a headpiece with a mask on And you got that bad cat fucking uh

You got that bad cat death sock on your head, baby That, you know that costume that mask and And sometimes when you're looking out of the mask you can see out of the mask you see Normally it's your eyes looking But the people that see you if a child sees you he gets scared You know, he'll drop his damn baby Ruth's bra and go hug his stepdaddy or whoever's with him You know

And so um anyway So that's what it's like sometimes that's what it's felt like me for me. Sometimes in the past year is just kind of anger And I don't know what I'm angry about and I'm tired of not knowing And so I'm just trying to get I'm trying to figure it out And uh And so anyway, that's what's going on man And And I just noticed that I was like other people I noticed where I just I'm not interacting with people the same the way that I want

to be In like a loving way Um And I'm desperate for that You know, that's the part of life that I like to devour every day really You know when I felt like I was doing well with it for a while and then it's been tougher as of late, uh And I know there's a lot of stuff in the world that's making people angry and making people feel dilapidated in their spirit You know, there's a lot of like America that's been

You know a lot of the fabric of our society I feel like is being unwoven By the media and by I Don't know just people just want to dismantle a lot of tradition and a lot of like things that make you feel like you're part of a society You know everything is constantly challenged and In society it was always what I felt like I was in you know, I felt like I was in this

You know This calendar this world, you know, there's just certain little systems of the day and of the week and of life that go on that make you Feel like you're part of something And I think during the disease uh I think during the disease a lot of that stuff is going is kind of You know, well a lot of it's been impossible to

to spend time over And as well a lot of media has just attacked everything You know every every place you turn they're attacking some piece of something that mints that that even if it was a business or a Or anything that it meant something to you it felt like And that's okay because I know different things mean different things to different people but Uh, I think some of that anyways probably led to some of my angst and some of my uncomfort

And I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that and how to not be angry and And express my anger where to express it and how to express it as a as an adult because I'm an adult so Anyway, I didn't mean to get all heavy with that kind of stuff, but I'm just willing to try I'm healthy. I'm willing to try things that are unique experiences. Um And so that's what I'm trying right now with this ketamine therapy and ketamine Solution so one of my buddies I told him he's like so damn dude. You just been doing drugs all day And I said no man, no man, uh, you know, it's kind of exhausting a little bit emotionally exhausting. Um

But I'm hopeful about it man. I'm hopeful uh that it I don't know. I'm just willing to try it. I'm willing to try different things, baby You know, I'm like that Lewis and Clark I'm that emo Nemo baby. I'll fucking I'll swim out in the deep dog To get a worm baby boy So that's where I'm at. I just wanted to let you guys know what was going on

But I just haven't enjoyed some of the ways of my own behavior And sometimes I feel like I'm inside of myself looking out of the holes of Of a shape that I don't even recognize sometimes And I'm not being extra hard on myself. I know I am That's one of the things that we're also going to try and talk about in this therapy is why I'm so hard on myself and You know, uh And just expectations judgment just all these things I'm just You know

I feel like sometimes I'm like I'm like I'm a wi-fi and I have these open browsers spinning and I can't even see them anymore You know, and they're just different weird browsers that have been open for decades in my head And one of them could be somebody selling a uh A peanut butter or a banana You know or somebody one of them could be a damn uh Advertisement for draft came you know what I'm saying? You just don't even know one of them could be that cat playing the thing But you don't know they're open because you're trying to focus on a different page and do do life

So I don't know. I'm just out there man. I'm out there. That's where I'm at Uh, but I just wanted to let you guys know what was going on and And try and share a little bit about how I'm feeling and uh And yeah, that's it man I'm just trying to figure out how I'm doing And yeah, that's it man. That's it. You know, I don't feel I just feel hopeful I don't feel like I'm

I just feel hopeful man so Anyway, that's what's going on bro and lady and everybody We got some great calls that came in. Oh, I realized the other day one of my pet peeves Is if somebody Has a toilet seat that won't go straight. It won't stay up You ever get that? So you in there you toileting

You know you in there you captain toilet bro when I get in the bathroom, I'm captain toilet though I'm captain toilet when I get in there. That's me and this is my vessel And to have right out the gate the thing, you know that gate that piss gate keeps coming down And it's weird it's like your urine is trying to get in a guantanamo bay or something it just You know I start streaming and that thing slowly start coming down But who who is selling toilets where the seat doesn't stay up and who's buying them You got a test drive You got a test drive that booty vessel, baby. You got a test drive

That big uh That big urine gullet baby because that thing will I mean a good toilet will do everything but suck you off. You know that praise god, and I'm sorry for talking like that today Um, all right, what else we got? We got some great calls that came in You know, I'm I got a new tour that's going to be starting up in september the tickets will go on sale next week Uh, very hopeful about that and What else um, that's about it really so I want to Uh

I want to let you know that you guys had some calls that came into the hotpot You know that you guys had some calls that came into the hotline and as always the hotline is 985-664-9503 where you can uh Check in and be involved and be a part of the show I left ac and in On on here today. So if you hear something could be to ac Uh But yeah, I'm hoping that this therapy or something in conjunction with the other therapy that I'm continuing to go to

um You know part of the ketamine's therapy is that you also go to your own therapist between sessions so, um Yeah, so I'm hoping that it helps me I don't know just want to have a stronger communication with life On a day-to-day basis You know, uh

And I know a lot of that has has to do with having to hire power and internal battle and and um, and I'm fighting on those fronts, but uh Yeah, but that's it man. Um You know, I'm nervous, but I'm also excited So that's kind of where I'm at. We had some calls. You guys had suggestions for tour names that came in And I'm trying to think it's hard Because dark arts tour man, I felt like we really did it well

And if you came out to that you really had you know, you had a nice time So, um, so anyway, let's hear some options that came in. Here we go Yo, Dio, this Woody G done here in Palm Beach, Florida Woody G and that's after a name after if your penis hits that high note or that or even a flat You know, if you got that penis that shows up on that octave scale, baby. That's a Woody G. Let's hear more I hear cleaning pools the cement pond Little kid piss patches

Oh, yeah And dude the weirdest thing I always thought honestly Was the kid that got out of the pool to go inside and pee What That was always the weirdest kid to me that fella That's like, hey, I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna dry off Then I'm gonna go inside and pee dude

Pee in the pool man Have another freaking hot frank bra and pee in the pool, huh? Deeper sir Onward Woody. I'm sorry for interrupting your brother. Praise god, baby Anyway, you asked for suggestions on the new name of your new special And I think let's be honest would be a great name because let's be honest You the real best comedian out there and that'd be the best name for your new special bro We love you man. Take care

Gang Woody. Thanks, man. That's sweet of you to say that man. I love you too, bro You know, and that's nice you to think of me and to say something nice to me um You know, that's just nice. It's nice that you were called to say something nice Because usually people sometimes they call you to say they they'll say something crazy. They'll yell the n word or something And they hang up So it's nice to hear something positive, bro. Let's be honest. That might be a good tour name Or a good name for a special

We're going to be shooting a special for netflix over in uh, dallas. It looks like in august But I don't know the dates yet. Uh, I will let you guys know first When that goes on sale and uh and patreoners, we'll you guys will get a first option too for uh, for some tickets too. So um Just letting everybody know those things but thank you for that. Let's be honest. Let's hear another one that came in This kyle from napah What up ceo? This is uh, kyle in napa california. You might know me as uh, that guy that's too handsome to teach bra Uh, I sent a video king steam a while back

Oh, yeah, now you can't be too handsome and be working at a school, brother. I don't think it's just risky And you know what i'm talking about some of you It's just too risky if you you can't be fine as hell and rolling up into a high school I don't care if you're 50 or five I just think you're just You're clocking in with the devil. That's what I feel like You're clocking in with the devil It's like when you bring sugar cubes into an old folks home some of them bitches can't have the sweet

Some of them bitches can't have the sweet So when you roll in there Like frickin big donnie sucrose Oh you I mean Some of these old ladies and old men they'll let you hold a titty for a damn, you know For two little you know for a damn half a dime worth of uh Of glucose daddy, that's just where they're at So it's just and that's when you know when you clocking in for the devil

When you show up somewhere and you know that what you're doing You tempting You tempting Let's hear more, baby I'm just sitting at my desk listening to some uh this past weekend love the show And uh one of your recent episodes you said if you had some uh some name ideas for your upcoming tour to share them So I thought of three just kind of thinking about it One you bounce around a lot obviously you're a national now living there. So I thought of

Nama title tendencies so instead of suicidal or homicidal. It's no mad because you a traveler Nama title nama title tendencies Um, I like it. I think the word nama title is a bit uh Uh, that could be challenging for some I'm going to say that challenging for some let's hear more Uh, another one you talked about beating the uh the syndrome All right, so if you have downs they call it trisomy 21 so you can just be trisomy 20.9 Okay, because I just cleared that hurdle, baby

You know, I just cleared the lord's hurdle son and you know, that is a That's a risky jump That's a risky jump, man You beat it didn't get quite to 21 Then that last one I heard that song 38 specials. So I was like Why why say when the bullet hits the bone when it could be when the mullet hits the bone Sure, whatever you come up. It'll be great if you ever come out here to the bay area and that's california I'll be front row of that show can't wait to see you wish you all the best of the show later

Thank you. Kyle. Thanks for the suggestion sir much obliged um, I think I'll tell you this. I worked on a game show one time. It was like a chinese game show or something Or japanese no offense if anybody is chinese or japanese actually nobody's offended how the how how in the fuck would I know? When I was 20 years old if you wanted me to know at 20 years old if you were chinese or japanese You would have needed to write Chinese or japanese on you

Or wear a neck brace or something to say chinese or japanese You know And I respect japanese people bro, and I respect chinese people It's china's a little bit definitely dicier You know if you want to gamble but with your Entrails and stuff like that go over to china People are always like we could wear masks forever man. They do it in china If you've been to china

It is most everyone there is seems very sad And they do not seem like individual people They seem like a group of migratory workers for some higher power That may be samsung And I don't say that in offense to any chinese people But I do say that is exactly what I've seen So I'm gonna say that man, and I've said that So that's it. What else man? Let's hear one more that came in here. We go

So Theo is ryan from here in Louisville, Kentucky I've tried making this video probably about 18 times and I might try to make it another 12, but I don't know My insecure ass, but I feel you man I do that all the time if I'm trying to do a nice smile for a lady or something on instagrams or if I'm sending a photo to somebody Even my own family sometimes. I'll try to make it look decent you know When man, I wish wouldn't be great to feel comfortable enough just to put my feet forward whatever they are Whatever my hoofs are just to set them out in the sun

dirty and nasty and nail polish and fail polish Whatever is on them man stains Anything veins anything damn. This is these are my Steppers, baby. This is what I've been walking with Sorry to get into that Let's go more brother. Thank you for calling and understand I got a name for your upcoming tour. Let me know what you think about it

This past quarantine I Don't think I I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think a ton about it I do not think a ton about it, but I'm grateful that you sent it this past quarantine Actually now it's growing on me now that I said it This past quarantine You know, I think it would be a good episode or a good like um Um

I think by the tour if it's a year later will people still be wanting to think about quarantine You know, that's what I wonder Uh, and then what if some people are, you know mask, you know, real masked up. I met a guy this morning Okay, I'm having breakfast somewhere at uh at a damn egg deal and I went I thought this fellow was this man. I knew named Ryan. I went up to him and said, hey, are you Ryan? He literally had to take off three masks. It was like watching someone Uh Be indoors and then like, you know, you go to a ticket window sometimes you're trying to talk to him

They can't hear you so they come out of the ticket when come out of the venue or whatever It was like that I had a way for him to get this mask and then that one had a padlock He had to get the key from his buddy You know, then he had to You know, then he had to push his fucking finger. He had a fingerprint man of the third one to unlock and finally It's like, no, my name's Shannon. All right. All right, guy all right And I actually as soon as I noticed he had three masks, I didn't even want to know him anymore

Even if it was the guy I knew If it would have been ryan, I would have said, you know what ryan I think we're good I think we're good. Um Um, thank you for all the suggestions, you know, and uh And and I appreciate him and who knows One of those could be it and if I if I do I'll reach out and discuss it with you before I just take your name. Um We got a couple videos that came in right here. Let's see what let's see what uh, some of this was and some decent, uh, material visual material

Oh, and this is a car jumping the Daytona beach bridge. Yeah Yeah Let's go let's go If you can't see and you can't see it because this is verbally for some of you they have basically They have a bridge that closes One of those closing bridges and Sometimes by like a river You know, I grew up a for a while over there on a chafuncta river

Down there in st. Tammany Paris, Louisiana and They said that it got its name because the chafuncta Indians Named it And they got their name because one of them had taken a large rock And thrown it into some water River Multiple water water

And that's the sound it made when it went in chupoom And I always thought man that how fascinating is that How much closer To the earth can you be Than to be the octave or the the the the audio remnant Of the sound of a rock going into water. I mean damn You on mother nature's tit baby

You doing full milk And so I always thought that was fascinating that the rock had made chupoom When they threw it in the water and so that's what they named their tribe, but Anyway, they had one of these bridges where Rich people it would either every half hour the bridge would open for boats to go through On weekends and every hour on weekdays So if you were driving you had to stop and wait. It was a couple minutes And then there was rumor that rich people could get through whenever they wanted

So I always hated that shit but God always this person in the video speeds through the little candy cane thing that tells you to stop You know the little red and white stick or whatever the stop stick This dude blasts right through it And then the ramp is going up so it's already the road is separated The ramps are going up on both sides the bridges and this guy jumps the first one and lands on the second one I mean, it's not a far jump

but I'll be damn if it isn't damn amazing and he makes it I mean, it's just starting to separate He's just right through Bam he made air he had about a almost a full second of air So Amen to that guy And maybe that's where we're heading where people start to do things themselves more

You know what? I'm late for work. Oh, well You know, that's one thing I worry about the the the fabric of our society being eroded Sometimes and and I'm not saying I'm right with some of my speculations. I'm just I don't know over this whole thing. It started to feel like it doesn't matter what month it is. It doesn't matter what the holidays are It's all I don't know Some of that's just felt kind of defeating and and I know there's ways to battle against that I'm not saying that I'm defeated or that we should feel defeated, but

Some of those feelings have been adding I think to just to me not feeling good, but um, anyway uh But maybe that's what really people just creating new pathways, baby Creating new pathways saying look This is how we do it now if you want to make the jump If you want to be that bad boy that Daytona beach bridge buster then get out there

Because this dude, it's a wild it's a wild trip And one thing that's interesting too about the ketamine therapy. They say it builds new pathways in your brain Uh to help battle depression. So Sometimes with depression you have a lot of old thought processes, you know, your thoughts will travel the same roads They get scared to go on new roads. You get stuck on these old roads and they got potholes and they got You know people probably fucking on the side and doing cocaine, you know, not cocaine but probably selling strawberries And you're like damn, I'm not going over there again, bro. I'm gonna be full of fruit and fucked, you know, so I ain't doing it And so but your thoughts keep going along those same roads

Well, part of this therapy is supposed to make new bridges in your brain synapses So so it's interesting to see this bridge because that's how I feel like maybe I'm hopeful for I'm hopeful some of my thoughts say, you know what? I'm gonna try something new this time I'm gonna try a new pattern because I would love to be all off of antidepressants You know, it's crazy to me that every day I have to take a pill I have to take a pill every day

This has been 20 years now I have to take a pill. Um, what if you broke your arm? You know, I've said this before and if you if you broke your arm if you if your arm didn't You know, if your arm said, oh, fuck it. Let's do another elbow You wouldn't wear a cast for 20 years So the fact that 20 years ago, I was feeling really bummed out about a relationship or something And I went to a therapist and I'm still on the medicine. They gave me That shit's trying man, I should

And it's hard to get off man, I'll quit. I'll take it. I won't take it for two or three days and I get scared You know, I'd love to be free of that though and I'm sure a lot of people would Knowing that every day I have this one little thing I can't just go out the door I gotta go to whatever drawer wherever my little medication is and do my little deal and deal up And in college, I'll be honest, I used to snort them right crack them bitches up and snort them dog I'll be rolling around. You know, I wouldn't even hide but I was doing lines of something. Maybe I was doing lines of feeling better fam You know what I'm saying? Praise god dog

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Uh, let's take a question here came from came in from this lady right here beautiful lady This is Nicole from Pittsburgh. I have Let's hear more a question for you Um, actually first of all, it seems like you spent a lot of time in Pittsburgh You always have some some comments that are very um, and that's true, baby girl and that's true girl, baby And pittsburgh I've been over there and that's where uh, you know, they had a lot of rumors about cordell stewart over there being randy And in the sand trap over there off of all shenley park

And being randy and being nasty mental men nasty and that's rumors. I don't know anything about that And what else did I hear? You know, they had uh, we went over to shenley once In a couple man out there watering the bushes out there with their own body salt you know And uh, we saw some stuff and I got pink eye over there as well. So Praise god, let's hear it Second of all, since you've had the mallet for a long time It seems like you are pretty on trend with hair and beauty

Um, so I was wondering how long do you think it's gonna last and what do you think is going to be the next big thing? When it comes to hair whether it be male or female Do you think everybody is going to shave their heads? Do you think it's going to be a half and half situation? Or do you think everybody's just going to have nice long hair? Okay. Well, I appreciate the question here. Nicole or nice. Oh Here's what I will say is that I will say that I have had this haircut long before anybody else had it Long before riffraff long before morgan wallin long before um

countless lesbians Okay Rihanna everybody I will say I've had it long long before um And I think the trend the next thing is going to be I think a shaved head but with a A cap of some sort That has an electrical field that comes out of it like a hologram type of field

Where you can create whatever hairstyle you want And upload it to your head So you can actually create Something Thick or thin or long or straight And I think that that's probably 30 years off. No, I bet we're 15 years off from that. Maybe less even But that's where I see hair going Um, that's where I see I see hair going there with an actual skin like a

A layer a thing that you put onto your head And you Where you upload your style So you could go raggedy in you could go rag head you could go Uh, you know thug you could go banker. Um You could go, you know, uh balding one day I mean you could meet a girl one day and she's fine as uh in the next day. She needs keeps So it could be anything as far as I bow

Let's take another one that came in here. Here we go Thank you guys for always hitting the hotline nine eight five six six four nine five zero three and thanks for being a part of my life What up Theo, this is Brendan from Louisville, Kentucky. What's up Brendan out there in Louisville? And I brought a man. I met off the street to a party once in Louisville and he uh He robbed the place and And broke out a window and ran off with people's purses onward And I saw you back in 2019 live and that should was lit. You killed it, brother But I wanted to know what you think about a certain situation going on in the chilies world

So I was bamboozled by the chilies Uh, because there's a company called just wings and you order the wings they deliver it to you But you could pick it up. So I go to pick up these wings at the location that was on there and It was a chilies So they run in a little business out of chilies a side piece side piece hustle. What do you think about that? This should just tell you these are this is chilies and you're ordering wings from chilies Not try to make some other company and then have the kitchen workers back there

Working all asses off Yeah And that's called the double up. They're putting on you lance was the name lance brandon The thing they're putting on you is the double up. They telling you it's a shake shack, but it's a sherman's shrimp shrimp Shuck Okay They telling you it's a Claire's boutique But it's a Clarence's bagel barn

Okay, they doubling up on you You know, that's that's that's secondary fooding also The secondary fooding where they tell you it's albert's ribs, but you roll up and it's a damn gas station You know, it's big al's petrol And they got a couple bitches out there huffing derails And that's the kind of shit you can't you know They tell you one thing they sell in lemonade and they get over there and they got a wheelbarrow like bitch what

And you see somebody put a straw in a wheelbarrow some guy was high or something Some guy who didn't care about his family And that's the kind of stuff that has to stop man And that's suddenly you're on doordash or you're on postmates or something you on one of these apps And you see nine new restaurants in your town But all of them working out of a damn case he's general or dollar general out the back And you got a lady over there a big bridge ad or whatever a brigit You know, I knew a girl once she mispronounced her own damn names had her name was brigit

Bitch you're bridget. Okay. You're bridget Okay Brigitte She's like, oh, it's bridget. Yeah, that's her name Hi, I'm bridge Get to just have a jet person that rode around with her all the time just hit her with those jets. Hi, I'm bridget Hit her with one. Hi. My name is bridget Jitter jitter jitter

But what I'm telling you is this here, man, um Yeah, you get a thing you get a you order something somebody selling doritos or some kind of shit And it's a damn uh Uh sonoko Or it's a damn hobby lobby Bitch doritos ain't a hobby So that's where I'm at baby praise god, man Um, what else man? We got some good calls that came in

So I think just stay aware is what I'm telling you brennan. Stay aware Okay And get your life together. It is together Um Here we got a call right here that came in. How can I help? yo, teo Tyler from texas here Tyler from texas from tyler texas. I'm guessing that would be

unique I just had a quick question, man um, I know the last couple episodes you've been talking about your new house And me being someone who's wanting to buy one here pretty soon Do you have any uh tricks or tips or anything you think I should know before going through that process? Anyways, love the show bro bring that special to texas The lone star state baby. We love you many stars in that state man. You're one. I'm tyler and thank you for the call Uh, yeah, you know, I do have a suggestion when it comes to real estate

You know, I find that some on some deals The agents make too much money. I feel like and if you're a real estate agent, you're not going to like hearing this but You know, if it only takes you a day to find the place and There may you know, it's and it's six percent Three to each agent if you're using an agent Then one suggestion if you think it's a hot market or you're not it's going to be easy for you to find

You could offer to the agent. Hey, I'm only willing to pay two percent And some agents will say okay, that's okay And if they say no, I only work on three percent and then you can decide and do three percent if you want But if you only do two percent when you're buying Then that one percent can go back to your side of the balance sheet So you could save a little bit of money right there You know, that's a one way to do it um

And it's a more ethical way to do it because otherwise you have to say to the agent. Hey You know, can we do three percent? But you kick me back one percent and that's illegal That's illegality So that's one thing I think if you're looking for a spot That two percent Offer the agent. Hey two percent, you know, because if you're going to buy a place, it's 300 grand You know, that's six six six that's Six 18 thousand dollars six six six and they're going to split that each up nine and nine the agents

So you get that cut So you get in there and cop that then you'll get three back on your side because you're getting one percent back on your side So that said, I would just like to pay a two percent agent fee instead of three percent and I think sometimes if it's a You'll find an agent that was willing to do it You know, um And you can do it respectfully too. It's just hey, this is what I can afford right now This is what I'm willing to do and that's just my advice

Suggestion and it's only because you asked man and I could be wrong also But thank you Tyler for sending that in, you know, we get a lot of suggestions on here for uh, for single moms that are submitted And I want to thank you guys for submitting those Um, if there's a woman, you know in your world Uh, without telling her if you can Uh, who you think would be a good nomination Could just use a little bit of help in some small gesture Uh, to do something fun with her kiddos. We would like to be a part of that

And on behalf of myself and our patreon supporters, uh, that's what we were we try to do sometimes And we got a submission that came in right here. Let's hit this What's up, theo. It's your boy Jason in Annapolis, Maryland Uh, we got mother's day coming up. I know you were raised by a single mom out there role playing santa I was raised by a single mom. My mom was a bartender and she's just the hardest working person I've ever met Strongest strongest man in my life. Amen, brother Uh, so in honor of mother's day, I just want to nominate my friend katie for the single moms. Uh, she's really great She has two kids

Uh, juliani, I think is seven or eight and colton just turned five yesterday Oh, I got a little nephew named colton, man. He's a good. He's a good kid. He's He has glasses on too omen Uh, we work together in a restaurant. She does data entry for a lawn care service and then And she started her own business, uh, cleaning houses during these uh, covid times. Amen So I thought this would put a big smile on her face and just Really be great for mother's day And uh, I thought it would honor my mom too. I'm always trying to do

Whatever I can just to talk to my mom too Amen, brother, and I feel you there, man. And that's sweetie to say that Yeah, it's funny the things we do to honor, you know The little things we do in other ways in our lives to honor past experiences that we've had You know, that's really one of the beauties of human connection is I could have an experience that happened 10 years ago That was maybe that went well or didn't go well or whatever

But I can solve that energy from that experience or I can share that energy from that experience The next time some similar environment shows up in my life I can do it different. I can do it new Um, or I can do it the same if it was great Uh, so I appreciate that man. I love your attitude here Um, let's see if we can't give katie a call man. See what's going on with this beautiful broader here around mother's day Hey katie Hi

Hey, what's up? My name is theo. How are you today? I'm doing good. How are you doing? I'm doing all right. I guess I could probably be doing better, but that's just who I am Okay, you know, how do you usually do you think on a one to ten? Um On average, I'd probably say like a seven I guess. Oh dang. Okay Yeah, I do pretty good That's pretty decent. I think You live in where where do you live at?

Uh, glen bernie Oh nice. Where is that and who is that? glen bernie It's in maryland So I don't even know you but one of your friend there's somebody named jason that we do a thing on our podcast for single moms And it's just like a fun thing. I was raised by a single mom and so he thought that he would uh, He would recommend somebody that he admires Who's a single mom and so he recommended you

Aw, that was so sweet. Yeah, it's pretty nice of him. What's jason like and you can be honest Uh, jason's funny. I don't know if I can use uh Bad words or not on here, but I've used a couple you can use two I think that's fair. I don't think this one I can use it's kind of like It's kind of like, um A joke just between me and him. Oh it is Oh, just see you in tea. I'll see you next Tuesday. They say it Exactly. Okay. I you know, we get along we both have uh, kind of

dirty senses of humor, I guess or Just evils little but not really evil. Yeah. Yeah part-time evil. I feel you Yeah, pte. I feel you there. Um, well, yeah, he just recommended he just like, uh, you know, sometimes we do something fun like, um So we just wanted to give you just a gift to do something fun with your kids We just wanted to send you 750 bucks to go do something fun with the kiddos No way! Yeah, and it's not much but we know it's something that you could go do something kind of nice. What? Oh my god, that is so nice

Well, you're really welcome What do your kids like to do? Uh, they like to provide their bikes um play get into trouble, you know typical typical kids Are they decent children? He said one of them is named Colton and one of them is named Juliana Juliana Juliana Spanish. Aren't she Spanish? No

My mom's name is Julien Oh, that's cute. Are you guys Italian? Uh, yeah, we're italian german irish just a little bit of everything. Oh, yeah, somebody conceived on a boat right there That's something really that was conceived on a vessel. I think Yeah, one of my great-grandmoms actually came over on a boat. So there you go. That'll do it Um, yeah, I just thought it was really sweet that he thought of you. You know, he must think pretty highly of you That is awesome. I can't believe he did that. That's he messaged me and he's like you need to answer the phone blah blah blah And I was like, I don't know what's going on. Like you never know what to expect with him. He's he's a great guy

Oh, that's cool. Awesome. That's so amazing. Yeah, that's sweet. Yeah, that I'm glad uh, so what um What do you usually like to do? What would be something fun to go do with the kids? You think like what's something fun with the summer coming up that kids like to do I think the summer um Maybe like an amusement park would be fun like kings the minion or Six flags is kind of oh six flags is fun So that would be cool or like a water park Yeah, water park's good too. Okay, but there's a lot of pink eye at the water park. I feel like that's just me

You know, maybe I've been at some naughty water parks. You know what I'm saying? That's a pretty water park. I might have been at some seedy ones I might have been at some late night water parks. You know what I'm saying Um, but that's really sweet. And so do your kids go to school? Uh, yes, right now. Um, because of COVID they can only go two days a week. So we do homeschooling three days Um, I'm fortunate my mom helps me with their homeschooling while I work Um, but yeah, it's third school. My son is in pre-k and my daughter's in second grade. Oh, that's cute And what's something that you really like about each one of the kids just so that if they ever watch us

30 years from now that they'll Have something nice to remember My son is hilarious. He's just Goofy funny But he's also very sweet like he just wants to cuddle with me all the time and Always tells me that he loves me and I'm his best friend. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, he knows how to play me Oh, okay. So he's a little bit of a ladies man. He's starting with that main bird in the house mom

And then um, my daughter is just she's very smart and uh, helpful like she helps me With colton, you know, she'll pick out his clothes sometimes. She'll you know, wake him up and she's just Anything I ask her to do she will do it. No lip. Just she's like just a good kid. Oh, that's very good Makes her bed makes her bed Yeah She might be a jordan peterson fan. You have to get her to read this jordan peterson when she can read better, but um That's awesome, man. That's really cool. It sounds like you got like a group that you can handle. That's really cool Yeah, it's it's been a rough journey, but I mean we're we're making it and I'm grateful every day that I have them

Yeah, you know Well, that's awesome to hear. Yeah, sometimes we all like a lot of our listeners. I do a podcast. That's why I'm sitting in this place I'm not in like a like a This isn't like juvenile detention or whatever, but and this looks like a funeral parlor too as well behind me I do want to apologize about the curtainage But um, yeah, and so a lot of our listeners are raised by single moms So it's just fun to like still stay a part of that universe. So um

We just want to let you know that people are thinking of you and that uh That and that jason's thinking of you too. So uh, we hope you guys go do something fun and and uh, that's it You can just go on about your day Thank you You bet Well, we love you and you know, I just wish when I was young sometimes somebody would have helped my mom out Even just something little, you know, because I know it's really it's not hard, but it's just I don't know sometimes we all want people to just

know that We all want to know we're cared about a little bit sometimes, you know Yeah, I really appreciate it Oh, you're sorry No, look i'm crying too. So Jesus christ and i'm a damn man. I'm supposed to be a damn adult Um, but tell your mom we said thanks for uh, thanks for helping out with the studying that's sweet of her All right, I will thank like

Thank you so much that really it means a lot to me and i'm gonna message Jason as soon as I get off the phone with you Yeah, you make sure to call him that magic word you call him too. All right Yeah And uh, whenever I come up and i'm close you got to come out and see a show We'll get you a sitter that night and give you a night off and you got to come see a comedy show bring your mom out Absolutely. I'd love to okay deal. That's the deal. All right. Well. Have a nice day. Katie. We appreciate you All right. Thank you. I really appreciate you too. Okay. Have fun All right. You're doing good. Bye. Bye. Thanks

Man that's sweet You know, she's a sweet lady and uh Uh and sweet young lady and I better catch this. I bet man. That's just a fun world to imagine, you know A mom just having fun with her children and the little daughter helps out sometimes And the little guy he's trying his little best, but he's you know He's being funny and goofy and you try to get mom to smile when you can and make her laugh and You know uh

All that stuff is just also valuable to the the way that stuff resonates in a child as they get older You know, um It's cool and thank you. Uh, anyway, uh Jason for submitting her and um And that's fun. That's fun, man. Those are like that's just fun. It's just fun to have a moment where it's like This is life, you know This is life and that's beautiful and it makes me like

It almost goes back to what we were just saying a few minutes ago about like We can take moments from in our lives and make them different now You know, we can have another connect, you know, there's There's two ends to a trail, you know, and so you can have this one in but you could You can You can kind of Take the other end and attach it how you will And where you will and how it meets the world

And some of my trails, I'm just gonna down cold a second, baby. I'm out here seasack and daddy, you know dizzy daddy out here on the seasack tip and So those are some of the things I want to try to get help with in my life where I'm trying to you know try different ways to get help and Just not giving up at the same reason why I go run and why I do yoga and why I do some I don't want to do those things a lot of times, but I

Want but part of me really does want to you know, I want to get I want to try And challenge myself with the things that are a little uncomfortable here and there But thank you for everybody that participated. Thank you for the name suggestions. We'll have the montage at the end Of other ones that came in. I'm still thinking about it. I'll put up a post on ig Um for the tour dates that are coming that will start in I think on the third or fourth they go on sale uh

and What else? I don't know a name for the tour. So it'll just be the ovan live. We'll just put that out there or something some name some regular name Like you know allen or something until we get it ready until we get it uh Finest finest but Um

Thank you guys Thank you guys and uh, you guys be good to yourselves You know, you deserve it man. We all do You know On the way out, let's hear a little bit of matthew casio runs in the family I can't save my soul so let the valley flood I wear the cloth that I'm cut from It's just a matter of time

There ain't no stopping the setting sun But can I see from the head to maybe can I run with runs in the family? Wow Runs in the family You cut me down with the roots run deep I ain't gonna die when they bury me I ain't gonna die when they bury me The crown of my father is out of my feet

You can pray for mercy but it won't come cheap I wear the cloth that I'm cut from $18 jacket. It's just a matter of time I can't save my soul so let the valley flood I wear the cloth that I'm cut from It's just a matter of time There ain't no stopping the setting sun But can I see from the head to maybe can I run with runs in the family?

Come on Runs in the family Matthew casio baby Runs in the family Wow powerful man Can't watch the sin from the hands that made me Can't outrun what runs in the family Runs in the family

We're all part of this long stream aren't we? You know, I'm glad to be in this wet with you Here's a montage of some extra suggestions that came in Thank you guys for being a part of my life gang How about the Corvine 21 tour or the Corvine 21 tour Single mom's tour Mall it over The rat out of the cage tour

Despite all your rage you'll be out of the cage brother if you're touring The Corvid comeback tour Take it or leave it The Tennessee tighten up tour Clump it I'm cut from I think let's be honest Would be a great name Why say when the bullet hits the bone

When it could be when the mullet hits the bone Sure, whatever you come up, it'll be great If you ever come out here to the Bay Area I'll be front row of that show And we can see you, wish y'all the best of the show later.