This Past Weekend - E347 Biggie Smallsberg

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

Theo talks about his recent experience with intensive therapy in Arizona, breaks down the Olympics controversy and Tour de France crash, and discusses how far Sonic restaurant has fallen since his childhood heyday. Plus, Theo sits down with his little nephews, Max and Zephy, to ask them some very important questions.   New Merch: https://theovonstore.com​ New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Music: "The Come Up" - Eddie 9Vhttps://linktr.ee/Eddie9V Support our Sponsors: The Zebra: https://thezebra.com/theoBetterHelp: https://www.onepeloton.comAcre Gold: https://getacregold.com/theoFreshly: https://freshly.com/theoLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com  Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to [e-mail]. Hit the Hotline [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All right, baby boys and baby bats. I'm that baby bat boy. You know what I'm saying? I'll shit in your yard, son You feel me gang We out here. We staying alive, baby. That's all there is to it We staying alive on the Lord's blood drive, son You know, I'm that I'm that freaking vampire dog. I'll suck that jelly boy Right out your freaking nephews neck. You know this Yes, you know what I'm saying? I'll get that she serves boy I'll suck that that preserves right out your grandmother's frickin

Spinal column boy, you know, oh five s. Yum, baby. You feel me. I'm getting it and let's start this podcast today Maybe I got that raspy voice and a lot of y'all already wet From it, baby. A lot of y'all already greased up down in that bottom knuckle, baby You know what I'm saying that weiner And a lot of y'all fellas probably already sadly. I mean not sadly It's okay, and it's good if you are but some of y'all already probably dripping off that bag from daddy Making y'all damp, baby, but that's what it is What it is what it ain't does the baby need a spank let's go

Oh, you know it I'm gonna come up Yeah It's real good. I've been so blue I'm gonna come up I'm gonna come up. You know it. It feels so good to have a brand new view Well, I just broke up with my baby Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street when I made a game and said to me you're on the come up

And it's plain to see between you and me. We got so much love and chemistry. It's gonna come up Well, good things keep on coming and I ain't gonna be no running. No, I'm gonna come up Oh, well, I just got home and now I'm back See I'm in oh, hi. Yo, I'm gonna come up Nothing really more to say Hey, you go right there and you know exactly what it is, baby and what it ain't does the baby Does the baby need a spank? That's Eddie nine volt Right there. Eddie 9v with the come up and I actually went to see them play the other night

Over there and um, out in the central east I went and saw tried to see them And I got there late because that's kind of guy You know Well, I'll be late to everything man. I You know I climb among coffin late There'll be people out there at my funeral And I climb I'll show up like, oh, sorry guys, you know traffic

You know where I was just you know, my hair was wet and then I'll get in there I I climb it ain't coughing everybody. Okay going about your thing, you know, I Had me a liquid death. I got to keep that pole moist, baby I got to keep that. Um, I got to keep my spout Lavished up because my throat I Was out in Phoenix out there the rally in the valley people are fired up out there about their hoops team And they're playing hoops out there. They got a lot of brothers out in the desert and I think one white And they hoop in the hell out of the damn ball out there

And uh, and that's it and so everybody's fired up out there and and I was out there. I was out there and Man, it was Dude, it was definitely It was it was it was a good time good time out there. I stated a like this kind of sober living place while I was there and it was they had a guy like One night they had somebody got in a motorcycle accident and they came to the do it like the police came and And I felt kind of bad because the day before we were all going to the gym If you've never been to a sober living sometimes when you're there everybody you get in a van and y'all all go somewhere together

Because you just That's who you are, you know, it's like It's like a it's like a daycare, but for adults that Are That would sometimes rather probably have drugs than lunch So if you're like lunchtime and somebody shot up It's like that sort of camaraderie that sort of club style style

And so um, so anyway, we got there I got there and Because I went to this therapy thing for a week to this like kind of intensive therapy place because you know me brah I got a I Either have something I either got you know, I'm always Put pressing the gas on that something's wrong with me pedal, you know So I'm in that freaking HOV lane bruh something's wrong with everybody, you know what I'm saying

I'm bringing it's all aboard. So anyway, I'm at this sober living dude. They got um, oh god They had it's like, you know, it's regular people if you ever been to one. It's a real hodgepodge of America It's kind of like a lost and found But a couple more lost It's lost heavy and So I'm there, you know, I roll up and uh, they got a dope is one guy 65 ish, you know And whenever you ask him anything, hey man, what's going like just being just say this is just staying sober Just staying sober

What you doing today is gonna be sober is he would put his hands up like it was like the police were Like every time you were like, hey man, is there any milk? I was just being sober, you know, not from around here like everything Was like I remember like one time I just asked him a question, you know, I was like, hey What's the weather like any handing me his license and registration? So, you know, there's some real, you know, America's top miscreants, you know, it's the real it's it's regular folks man You know, and I could have stayed in a hotel or motel or Hell I could have been homeless for one or two, but I chose to be

Here they are where I was So yeah, it was wild they had a Hasidic Jewish dude, I don't know if you ever even seen this This guy had on like all these coats he had like Oh, he looked like he looked like Like biggie Smalls

But like biggie Smallsburg kind of like he had on like he had on like a Jacket it was so thick. It was a hundred and Probably 11 degrees out there, you know, you could feel a fucking I mean it feel I thought there was a dragon outside That's the levels of air Heat Because the air will hold heat the air is just really just a briefcase for damn heat or cold You know, that's mother nature's briefcase man The air

Because that's where she puts all of her shit, you know, but anyway, so this fellow man He was as I mean he was you know, this little gamble spanner was about as damn Jewish as you could get he had on He had on the hat the hat had on a hat he had like yeah And if you haven't seen a Hasidic Jewish person you got to look it up because I'd never seen it I'd seen it maybe You know in the distance, I'd seen like one of these HJs at a distance, but I'd never seen up close you know and This fellow he had on the hat he had on the drapes the curtains he had on a door he had on nine it was he had on 19 layers of

Clothing he had socks his socks were wearing braziers like he had I can't even imagine he was wearing about four loads of laundry and He shows up and he's like, hey and it was it was a hundred and nineteen degrees And if you don't know anything about Hasidic culture, they can't drive on The Sabbath on like from Friday sundown I think until Saturday sundown So these fellas these bad boys and girls they got a walk So this dude had basically I

Mean he'd probably come from Mars. You could hear his like His shoes were it was just whatever it was just like he's like hi It's hot like yeah, it's hot man And so every you know people's air body, you know, it's a damn sober living some dude, you know One guy in the kitchen. I'm like, oh man. We're having dinner. I'm like this salad is so good. He's like, yeah It's really good. I was dead for 30 minutes two weeks ago. So Everything's good. Oh my damn. Okay, bro Okay, man down so you really

You really taste in this ranch You really taste in this ranch. You really taste in this fat-free ranch today and you you know, you really enjoying and appreciating and gratitude and that That ranch But this is so It was cooler. They had like a little place to swim in the back and it was so hot the water you got in the water It was like being in a It was like hiding in somebody's mouth. Say you had Say you were playing hide-and-go-seek with people

And you somebody was had a heat stroke a real big person big big set probably 11 feet tall maybe 600 pounds And you hid in their mouth During a hide-and-go-seek with people And you hid in their mouth During a hide-and-go-seek and you hid in their mouth that would be What the heat was like that hot, you know, somebody who had a heat stroke and was also They were late as there was also somebody was pouring heat on them

Somebody had two bags of damn heat and we're just filling them bitches up with it warming them So that was wild And So the crazy thing is so we're all going to the gym one day and this one fella had gotten a new motorbike And he's kind of coasting through the red lights and just living life, you know and And you know and I respect no helmets because The Lord is Lord

And you know and I respect no helmets because the Lord is looking for some people And everybody wants to be alive and everything and And I get it but We don't know What it's like when you die I mean it must here's the thing it's so good I bet it's so good Nobody's coming back from it There was a couple ghosts. I think they came back allegedly from the 1700s or whatever

But them bitches apparently they fixed heaven up because Nobody's been coming back Name the last ghost you even heard about You know Ray Charles maybe or somebody I don't even know I mean he's not a ghost I mean he's blind but that's That's not a ghost a ghost is if you can't see them So he's like a reverse ghost you know

but um But anyway, so we're out there we're crewed we're going to the gym in the van, you know If you do sober living just you know, you're that dirty grade school class, you know, you just that you know You're a little more lost than found And so we rolling out And this other fella got in a motorcycle And so we zipping and zoo dad and doing this and doing that and starting to let my daddy And I tell the other guys in the van. I said hey, uh

It's I said I used to talk about organ donation Because my sister make sure my head is all right My sister got an organ when I was a child and she got uh liver she got liver and uh Which I wouldn't have got I would have got two hearts you know You're like, hey, what are you doing? I'm like, hey man throw another freaking

Throw another pump in here. You know what I'm saying? Well, I'll be running hot, dude All the dance move you could do it with you if you was double hearted But but so anyway the um the uh so So anyway, this guy's skirting and stuff and go we're all headed to the gym this guy's skirting around on his on his bike and uh And I say man guys, you know, I said he's he's really

reckless, you know, he's he's reckless man out here And I said a lot of organ donors the next day I come home and uh The the fella The police had shown up and the fella had been in an accident in a coma or comma You know, they're both pauses and

And we're like I'm like am I predicting the future right now So it was just you know, and I hope he's you know, I you know, I need to check and see if he's I'm gonna text somebody right now See if the guy's still coming up Yeah, I'm gonna see if he's okay, uh so So anyway, I don't they had a candlelight vigil like on the third night the full uh the fifth night Uh, it was cool. We got to sit in there and watch like some basketball games together

and hockey The canadiens, you know those frogs bro. I don't know if anybody follows hockey But it'd be awesome to cheer for the canadiens if everybody else in canada didn't hate them That's the weird thing Montreal's like kind of that french bad boy, you know It's like everybody else is in a big fight and then you got some dude over there smoking a cigarette and sucking on the frickin On the on the dirty side of a crepe, you know what I'm saying that back hole, baby that back jaw

you know somebody frickin uh You know sneaking into a crepe all nasty from the back dude eat a crepe from the front you creep You creep and crepe and creep is just one letter different, bro. So if you want nasty eggs, dog Get them french. You feel me? Get them french Praise god, man And then the last day I'm there the uh, Hasidic guy shows up. Hello

This dude had I mean, I don't think he'd ever seen regular non, uh SIDS, you know non Um Hasidic people because it's a real tight cult. It's basically like They're like the uh They're kind of like the financial native americans kind of you know, they're real Or I don't they're like man. They're real religious Like way religious Like I was telling my friend josh wolf about it and he said that Hasidic people don't even consider him jewish. They're like

Do you got to be in there But that guy they gave him a chapstick somebody and he never used it So for the next like 14 hours this dude is over there just going hard, bro Just going hard on some pink lemonade, baby He had that pink lemonade chapstick and every dude about every nine seconds you'd look over and he'd be like Oh Dude that dude I think he by the time I left man, he had chapstick his whole face

He had chapstick his he just couldn't stop man You know and thankfully we're all you know everybody that's in the places had some issues with addiction So at least he's in the right place now but and also At least if the sun hits him now out there, he'll have a little bit of uh, of a block on him You know because that's Hello, dude, it was anyway, it was needless to say it was a wild week Oh

But what else we had uh mario gu tierras if you get to check out that jockey episode Man It was real fascinating to hear about a jockey And just to see they're on the horse, you know That it's on the horse, you know like you ever get the sushi they put the rice down first You know they put that little baby bed of rice, bro And then they hit that bitch that little dose of fish back You feel me?

They really just laced that thing up with that little frickin It's just like a little baby sleeping bag of pescado on their fish Get you a little tuna on there or something a little salmon, you know Some people go eel perverts, but I don't I don't But that's kind of how it is with that jockey that the horse is that rice and then it set that thing right on there You know So it was just real interesting to hear what it's like to be that little baby bird And be going for the prize and getting the money

For the rich people and it's really just rich people saying hey, won't you ride on this for me? That's I mean let's It's rich people paying small people to ride on the animal Which is very roman sounding I think But what do I know? My nephews are in town Uh, I'm gonna try to have them on this podcast at the end of the episode What will that be like? I don't know

but I think it'll even if it's just for a few minutes. I think it'll be entertaining to them and uh And yeah, that could be fun, man Uh got an announcement to make going to tape a netflix special coming up and that's going to be uh in Nashville, Tennessee, we will tape it in the central east It just the way it worked out. I was looking to go to dallas, but I'm also very excited to be in Nashville for it

So that's going to be a real excitement time and uh And I just feel lucky I feel lucky that I have the opportunity, you know to get out there and um And we'll light up the dark arts. That's what it's going to be You know, so if you've already seen the dark arts, you might not want to see it If you want to see the dark arts in a theater and you haven't seen that We'll be taping that over at the rhyming and we're going to do a couple of shows and uh And I'm excited about it, man. I'm really excited about it. Come on. Hello

I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs Still thinking of tour names. I'm a return of the rat has been ringing around in my head Return of the rat what else can I talk what else can I tell you that happened? Um Oh got an update the fella is still Oh, he's still in a coma. Oh And he has brain damage actually but so, man My heart goes out to him and it just

You know, he this guy was a word the second you saw this guy. He was a warrior, you know He's just one of those people that just some people just are so fearless You know, this fella was just tatted up just freaking. He was a real warrior And there's something to be said for going out hard And I'm gonna keep him in uh in my prayers, man, and uh And hopefully he bounces back, but just a crazy Timing just what a week at that place, you know, what a week at that place and

And it just reminded me how much I I don't spend that much time around people And so it was nice just to be around people You know to sit and watch the game split a little orange, bro. Oh, you want some orange? Oh, you want some orange? Oh, this dude's nodding off, bro He's been on them heroin hitters dog wake him up and fucking hit him with that vitamin C baby slice dog That an aranjado And I think that means orange In Spanish

What else is going on? I've been trying not to mess up What else is going on? I've been trying not to masturbate man and uh And I haven't been having any luck with it or I have been having luck with it or but I haven't I've been masturbating That's what I'm saying So Yeah, I'm not bad or anything. I'm not a bad guy. I just

Been masturbating man Sometimes I get squirreled out You know, sometimes I just get so like at night sometimes I get so squirreled out And I feel like the devil just put damn 70 squirrels in my fucking arms And I just I get like that and I just have to damn I just have to make something come, you know And I hate to say it like that, but I just have to damn You know hate to use that language, but I just I gotta make something, you know, I just feel like I gotta make something spray

And I'm glad I'm you know at that point. I'm glad I'm doing it to myself and not You know on you know on taking somebody else's body or You know Doing anything wild, you know, so So yeah, sometimes you just gotta You know, all you got is that that that little baby griddle, you know, and you got to grill your own cake And that's what I've been doing sometimes So I would like to back off of that, especially in the summer, man

You don't want to be jerking yourself down and then the heat's it and you're like, oh fuck I feel like a raisin and I don't have any coom in my body, bro. I don't have any of that freaking NUT that newt so I'll tell you this though. It's a not so fun fact Americans overspend on insurance by $21 billion every year Not shocked. I don't know if you've met some of these Americans But they

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You know, I've been having a tough time with um The sonic commercials. Is that the only Place that we are eating now Is that it? Every commercial I see is just sonic It's like, hey, is that the best we can do as a family now is to sit together in a car somewhere There's some kid he's like He's an 11 genders. He's got that coin thing on his belt or her belt or on his neck

He's on suicide watch. He's on a uh a ransom list. He's an orphan. He's a he's a burn victim It's you have it's always somebody that works there. They have every Impediment you could have You know the guy been hit by a car. He's been hit by a truck You know, it's like, uh It's definitely somebody that god is looking for okay. That's who is the employee And they used to roller skate out to you, you know kind of cute A little scary when the girl come out and roller skates is pregnant. That's the spooky one. You're like, okay

We just wanted a couple blizzards. We don't want no zygote, but I hope henry added on trip on one of these cracks in the pavement, you know We'll just you know god forbid, you know, she lose her child because we wanted a damn McFlazzle And then the family your family's sitting in there dads in the front me I just wonder what is this like for kids now? At least when I was a kid we went to the pizza hut We went in there My dad got a beer or pulled one out of his pocket that he brought in there and asked for a cold glass

My mom Sat kind of near my dad I don't think she cared about him, but I do think she wanted pizza I really do And we would sit in there. They would give us some quarters. My dad always had quarters You know, it was old. He was older They had quarters. They used to have quarters

And he would get a couple out give him to us we go play the video games We lose sometimes we fuck up we put yeah, it takes three quarters. You put in one you're fucked You think, you know, you didn't read the direction. You're just hitting the button. Nothing happens You tell the guy there. He doesn't know he makes pizza. You tell the delivery guy's going. You're like the quarter. He's like You know, I'm high. I just got robbed. You're like, whoa We're getting robbed everybody's Getting robbed And then we played a game then when we'd have any more we would look under the machines

We would my one of us would we would use all of our little baby strength to lift the machine up somebody reach under there Pull out half a hamster full of ha have to pull out half a hamster of hair Four barats You know and maybe maybe a quarter Maybe a quarter comes out with it Then we get the pizza the deep dish pizza hut used to have the best pizza Pizza hut is a crust of its former self Now they're shooting the fucking crust of the crust up with cheese. It's like, uh

You know, it's like that bob baffert scandal You know, you don't know what they're injecting and it is shit to get you to believe in it I remember when the crust stood on its own You know when is a real italian Going to make a pizza place that has some freaking zagoon, huh? When you're going to put some real gonads on the fucking pie So we can enjoy it again

This shit out of your domino. It's just a flavor. It's not even a thing. It's not even it's barely pizza And sonic you're sitting dad's in the front. It's like the best we can do as a family is dry sit in the car You got the kid in the back. He has probably Asthma and autism and asthmatism. He fucking can't breathe or know what's going on if there's loud noises It just you know, dad's up there spilling chili on himself Moms over there huffing birth control You know, it just I just don't know It used to be at least on the commercials

They were around a dinner table Now it's like hey drive over here You know park here by the freaking busy road Oh smell the exhaust Well little laurence in the backseat Chokes on his damn grilled cheese I don't know. Maybe I'm salty about I don't know why I'm salty about I like it I like it. It takes forever though. At least there used to be the roller skating girl

You know, you see a couple young tits come out on some wheels You know Make you touch your fucking crotch for a second But now, you know Who knows what it is now. It's just down, you know, it's some kid. He comes to the way he tells you he's an orphan He's like, you know, I'm an orphan. I'm like, do you have the burgers? Okay We're not here

For anything But the burgers Gee, do you have the burgers? Do you have the burgers? Hey, do you have the burgers? He's like, I used to be in a wheelchair. You're like, do you have a burger? Oh I can't live downstairs anymore, baby, because you know where I am. Amen, baby. Praise god rat king

Oh What else What else happened? Um, I got some plants. I got some dang mera golds. I got some azaleas I put in I installed them bastards went over there to home depot and And the crazy thing about home depot, they give you that cart in the plant section It has like 12 wheels, but it also only somehow has Two wheels You know

It like does it doesn't go any direction really It looks like kind of a piece of a merry-go-round that got taken apart You're like, I know where I'll just take this right You freaking kill some contractor. You're just trying to buy a damn gradioli What else man, let's go to a call. We got a lot of cool stuff Here's something that happened in the news Thing out of sign and down goes tony martin. Oh tony martin. You hate to see this, you know And I I don't know what I think of this yet. I'm at the take a day to process what I think of the spectators on the side of the road

But yeah, unfortunately tony martin and and that is the uh tour de France You know, which is basically steroid and in biking I've met other friends in it. They're all this whole thing is this a damn dope show. I mean, it's basically maryland manson But everybody's real athletic. It's everybody's out here It was all just I mean, they're drinking each other's blood at night. They're doing it all You know, these people's on anti-freeze over-freeze death decedent They're shooting 200 damn things a decedent right into their damn armpit testosterone

Everything These guys are fired up. They're french and they're fired up And somebody got in the way with a sign I'm not going to say who it was. It was a woman And I'm not going to say who was we don't they up the double allegedly. I don't know if they know who it was yet But some lady some meme making Fuck whistle Okay, and yeah, I'm fired up today

Got in the way with a sign So they could get a cute video while the french Okay, no matter what you think about them Um Are doing this shit And

I think they should have let the guys I think you almost got to let them go back and run over the ladies legs with the bite That's It seems fair Got some shows added St. Louis We have it might be sold out if it is we might add another one Cincinnati you can get tickets

Charlotte you can get tickets still and Durham Chattanooga Show added there Knoxville Wilmington Wilkes bar Minneapolis Richmond Baltimore, Portland, Maine Burlington Vermont Albany show added Buffalo at Klein Huns music hall in Columbus. We've added a show over there and uh

I'm gonna say thank you man You know I think I was really scared over the pandemic. Uh, you know, I just said when I get back out there Will people come and see it? You know, and so I'm excited to know that uh That you guys are coming in and I'm gonna bring some heat man. I won't bring a little bit of heat. So Get your tapstick on your face Okay

Because daddy's about to blaze them eyebrows off. You know what I'm saying gang gang boy I'll eat one of my damn nuts, bro You know what I'm saying and say I didn't fam gang shit. Oh Right, but that was a tour de France and that's what's going on. That's what happens when you're fucking around out there so You know And everybody it's just you can't it's just we've come to that place where it's more about the picture of the thing than even the event Is going on. It's more about the meme. It's more about the moment

It's interesting because it's the minutia it's more But also would anyone even know about the tour de France if this lady wasn't standing there with a sign Would anybody even know That these fricks are not That these frickin roid monsters who are blowing their nuts out Remember la la Lance Armstrong blew one of his damn nuts out shooting up I mean that you know If he stands if he stands on his head, that's like a

It's like a seal with a ball on his nose, you know, that dude's one riding bro and he He And at least we knew because he won so many But if the sign shit doesn't that maybe it could all be a ploy It could all be a ploy to get us to watch so Here's a couple of video questions that came in. I want to thank you guys for sending them in What's up guys

Be a quick question. My roommate's dating a world or derby chick. She's six three has a Pretty crazy mullet. It's nothing like yours. But um She every time she comes home With my roommate. She wants to fight me tickling me. She's always saying really rude things to me What do you think I should do about this because I can't hit her I can easily eat the shit out of her But she's pretty big. She wants to act like that. Should I treat her like a dude or should I just treat her like some weirdo at the gas station? You know, I was at the gas station the other night man and it's Shit is lit out there

There's a fella there. I swear was bobby lee okay And bobby'll deny it because he's Sleeping You know, no wonder you live forever if your agent if you sleep 21 hours a day Then you're probably gonna live a long time So I think a big gal like that take her back man

I think once a woman gets up over six two they ought to say it's a man And I'll say that again, I think once a woman gets up over six two There should be You know, I don't know how tall you are brother that sent this in Blake You know and thank you for the question brother gang praise god Don't let the lord miss you man You know, I told someone I say, you know one time I said man, I'm really looking for the lord and they said the lord ain't lost And that hit me that hit me right in the dick man, sorry man, I'm really and I'm not sorry

You know, I gotta let some of this stress on everybody I have had so much stress in my neck And top of my right part of my back for a year and a half It will not go away. I do not know what is going on I'm 20 days off caffeine right now thinking maybe that could help So But I'm not complaining. Here's what I'm saying, bro I think at a certain point of five three guys should be able to fight a six two woman And you're thinking about it too right now and you're not really disagreeing, so

I think yeah, I think you definitely should not You know, I think you can take her back though. I think you can like wrestler You know and the times are changing man, it's trans now It's like they got women's fighting men. They got sheep fighting people Lamar Odom beat the last bit of sexuality out of damn Aaron Chalmer

So what the hell, you know, that's where we are Would it be shocking? I think as long as you put it online and let people bet on it You got you could fucking attack her at the house if you want, but I don't know that You know, I would ask your friend and see what he thinks man. I think you have a middle person there But I would definitely wrestle with her You know or tickle that bitch real hard, dog You know

So praise god brother. Thank you brother. Thank you for being a part of my life Um, I'll have my nephews in here in a few minutes. Let me get into a little more Here's a video question that came in. These are all video ones What's up, mr. Vaughan trials here from pepperdon bc What's up pepperdon bc man? Um, I'm not sure that is before christ So I don't even know I you know, and I believe in god. I don't know I don't know where this maybe this is a

Pepperdon bc man. I'm gonna have to look it up And maybe go to a service there or something man Um, thank you brother onward got a quick question for you You were trying to snowmobile up before They're a big thing out here. Just wondering if you ever give a shot or what you think of them gang gang Gang baby snowmobiling And that's the lord if you can't walk on water, I guess at least you could freaking ride on uh frozen water And so I like what you guys are doing out there and seeing with god likes y'all being out of in the cold

You know god will let you out in the cold, but at a certain point he shuts it down and you die That's the risky part about it. Maybe it's that second part so Let's see what we got right here. Here's a question that came in from a uh, pretty much a white guy What up the oh, this is jackson larson coming at you from uh, grand rapids michigan Grand rapids baby good place to get some uh food at night and um And wish you had a different wife. I noticed that a little bit when I was there people kind of

You know hugging her wife, but kind of looking around so thank you jackson onward Just wondering if you got any advice for uh A couple of dudes uh renting a house together. I know you've been a uh an adult tenet and uh I just wondered if you got any advice for uh, I don't know just Living on your own for the first time figuring it all out Yeah, I think if you's a fellow living on your own you got to really have a good time And this one thing that goes back to even just being at that sober living place last week. I want to have a good time You're around people utilize that

don't isolate You know in college I live with a fella and He was kind of an exotic dancer kind of guy and he he tried to kill himself He jumped out of a out of the window one story building. We're on first floor, dude tried to jump out and Didn't do shit just got stuck outside but um But yeah, man, I think you just got to spend time together man

You know living on your own you're not on your own you're with somebody so you got somebody in there And set up times where you check on each other make sure people aren't dead in the house You know, hey, buddy if it's one p.m. You haven't heard from me come in there You know take my damn pressure. You know what I'm saying make sure I'm good It's a praise. God brother. Stay alive um See what else we got that came in Olympian who turned back on flag during anthem says she feels set up by us track and field

Oh, I saw this Gwen Berry turned away from the flag while the anthem played She later draped a t-shirt that said activist athlete um Yeah, I athletes can do whatever they want. You know, I think we definitely have been through a time where We got used to as a country for a long time the athletes being happy to represent the country they were in represent America um It's so funny. There's a lot of people who were like fuck america, but

America's just a society That's all it is And there's a lot of people out there um Who act like society like it's all some big plan against them. It's just society You know The activist athlete thing I think some of it gets a little bit old You know, it's like look everybody people have already done it. Just play your sport

That's kind of how I feel a little bit I also feel like she can do whatever she wants. I feel like she'll just turn a lot of people off Some companies or something will come along and use her to be a voice for them to get some product pushed across And that'll be that You know Now though, it's a lot more pressure if she doesn't even win She got third place Third place. Yes, it's great. It's still the olympics, but let's get first place

You didn't even beat two other countries. Okay You're like my country sucks like uh It would have been better if you'd have gotten first your country would be better So I don't know. I just I'm not I'm from the time where man, it would have been anything to be able to perform for the us This isn't my country. It doesn't respect my views It's just a group of people trying their best. That's all the country is And she just wants to make it about her that that's what I think it is

And that's just more the society it goes back to the lady at the fricking With the signage at the tour de France She just wants to make it about her You know It's just like how can I make this about me? And in some ways it's just kind of the the generations that we're in right now We want to have our own platform Oh, this is who I am, but this is also how I feel

Um, I mean I do it here. I'm on this But there is an interesting thing could we long have expected athletes just to be an athlete like you're at your job But I do feel like it's kind of I feel like it's disgraceful to America. That's what I feel like I feel like yes, you can do it um But there's just a lot of people there's no gratitude for where we are You know The national anthem upset her it was hot out there. I get it. Some of those things look it's too hot Maybe they should have put them under a thing. She would have been more comfortable

I was thinking about what I should do Barry added eventually. I just stayed there and just swayed I put my shirt over my head. It was real disrespectful. I know they do that on purpose, but it'll be all right. I'll see what's up I see what's up. Yeah Look, I've had this mentality people are out to get me. It's all about me um I don't know I had to get first Get first and then we'll talk That's kind of how I feel on it

Uh, but it makes me not want to cheer for her. I'm an american You know I'm an american and You know and I want to say thanks to everybody who's working right now and actually trying to work There's so many places. There's nobody showing up to work apparently You know, I get uh groceries and in the bags. There's these things. It's like we will interview you on the spot today People don't want that job man People don't want to work So if you are working

That's awesome I commend you You know, I'm working too And I'm trying my best and some people say, well, so what something always can't get jobs. We can everybody can get a job You know, I used to live with a fella and he would jerk off at night while his family was asleep You know, and I know some of y'all know about it and I would elbow crawl out to the kitchen and and uh And see what was in the fridge try to do it without him knowing, you know, he'd be at the computer and I'd Reach in the fridge real slow

Get my hand in there and stop the light thing And then open the door and try and get what they had in there. They usually had olives and tostitos And they were wealthy but they didn't show it in their food They did other shit boating That man said you always need to have a job You always need to have a job as a human you need to be working Just as a soul as a thing you need to be doing something Contributing to society. It's just society people like fuck America. This guy go somewhere else

Go and especially if you get third place Go and especially if you get third place go somewhere else and get third Bitch we number one here Biden orders airstrikes against facilities used by Iran back militia groups I don't know a ton about this type of thing But he probably thought he was ordering lunch You know he probably dude. I just see him like every couple of minutes just take a pocket full of children's hair out of his

Like a handful of children's hair out of his pocket and just Just get that hit baby. What? Huh Hello Who knows man that guy is so old bro. Look and I'm telling you I grew up with an old dad that dude starting to fall apart Okay Are we pretending he's not falling apart?

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Oh, thank you better help at better help dot com slash th eo All right, let's hit one more call Here and then we'll get to my little nefs What up theo? This is Molly from wasa wisconsin. Um, first of all, I want to say thank you for For the existence of your podcast and for the existence of you. You really, um inspire me to Talk to people. It's not always been easy for me to Have a normal conversation. I got a lot of that social anxiety

Um, but I listen to your podcasts every single day almost or king of the sting or something like that and it kind of Inspires me to just let the conversation go where it might and it's you don't have to overthink anything. Um But anyways, I have a question about traveling my birthdays next month I it's my golden birthday And I kind of want to take a solo trip somewhere in the states just for the weekend I know you've traveled a lot a lot and someone where you think some of your favorite places to like listen to music Uh meet some people go to the bars. Maybe a museum or a park. I don't know. Maybe get some non-local

Gold member for my golden birthday. I don't know. Um, okay She's trying to catch a little bit of pain on the road. I feel you baby girl and thank you for the kind words I want to say that first and foremost and uh You seem like a decent gal and um even better than decent and um And yeah, if you're trying to get it all you're trying to get a food or drink And maybe get curled up with somebody, you know, maybe get squirreled out, you know with that hard freaking uh squirrel That pant squirrel, bro, you know that one that comes taxidermied by the lord, baby erection

Um You're in wisconsin What is a fun You know, I feel like in the summer Minneapolis feels like a fun spot If you're gonna go to like a city But that's probably close to Minneapolis, Wisconsin It's else capital, I think or no is that for uh

Madison um You don't want to go somewhere too hot. That's the thing unless there's water there You know, South Carolina is pretty dope. They have like folly beach. They got some really great beaches over there I used to go out there a good bit. You can actually do some surfing um But if school's not in I don't know what some of the nightlife is there is like

The food is really great. It's hot as hell though Denver, what is Denver like in the summer shit? I don't know lady You know honestly like I don't know But happy birthday to you and um, and yeah, I feel you with the social anxiety man. That's I think a lot of it is a byproduct because we're less connected now as humans So what used to feel kind of normal to our parents is awkward to us You know, I've been dating a gal a while back and then she texted me and and ended things and She made me mad man because but I that part of me didn't know she's 28 or something

I don't know and so I was like, well, maybe she just that's her They do that But then you're just sitting around one, you know, it's like I don't know what I'm talking about Jesus Christ All right, thank you very much Molly and you seem like a great lady and you be swell out there and stay safe too You know if you if you're a brave woman and you're going out there by yourself. What's a great city to go to Toronto is awesome If you haven't been to Toronto, I think Toronto

Man, I really love it You know, I just they're still screwing around up there with the COVID shit. It's like, what are you doing? It's barely real Figure this shit out It's barely real figure it out So Let me see if there's anything else we had a lot of great stuff. I don't want to like just not talk about anything Um

Let me see Hey, this is I'm from Salt Lake again, man. Um, also I forgot to ask you, um Adam thank you for calling man and salt lake is real good, man If you like looking at white people, dude, you Will love it You know, I've been up in them them dark arts, you know, man, uh, I was just wondering too. I forgot to ask you like like Uh, I've been I've been trying to look around for for some aas and uh, some ma meetings like like what what do you look for?

in and going into an aa where you can really Kind of feel comfortable about what you want to talk talk about and uh Um, thank you for the call man. This is a cool question My experience with going into an aa meeting Or my suggestion I would offer to anybody who asked about it would be go to three meetings Try out three different ones Make sure that one of them is a speaker meeting where somebody is speaking for like an extended period of time It could be 10 minutes or 15 minutes or sometimes it's 30 minutes 40 minutes

But you want to hear somebody's story Uh And then try some other ones try one that's a co-ed try one that's maybe just men or women if you are one of the other Um And Uh And then and then make a decision for yourself Just because they're different so you want to get it. They're not all the same

And I would just say listen for the difference listen for the similarities not the differences. That's what they say Listen for the similarities and not the differences Because it's easy for me a lot of times to sit there and judge things you know instead of be like well, what is What am I okay with in here? Instead of finding all the reasons already why I can't stand something because then I'm just not giving myself a chance But it's it's really interesting to go to whether you feel like you have a problem or not. It's really interesting to go to um

Some type of uh, 12 step meeting. So best of luck over there brother. I'm sure there's a lot of good ones in salt lake Um All right It's the L The man's will and I'm from certain with Carolina What's up big willy? And I just graduated Uh gang baby. That's a dub on the board, baby

big will getting out there in society Welcome to society. Well Oh Go class 21 and I just want to let you know that I use some of your words as a uh, as a quote

You know, um I remember I was listening to your podcast one day and some some kid He was like 21 or something called in and he was like hey, yeah, if you had any worse you young yourself. What would you say? and I was sitting there listening to the podcast and you like You're talking about I just go for it and some of your exact words which I use in my senior quote. Here it is you go So ask her out no matter who she is whether she's a job a new city an actual person Whether she's an opportunity or fear

Whatever she is man ask her out And that's right. This is my senior quote. I just wanted to you know, man and uh I was coming to my dreams to be on the podcast and Maybe one day I'll be there. I just want you to know that your words and even if crazy stuff you ever said and uh most Deep stuff you ever said it's all it's all stuck with me and I just want to let you know that you're very important Uh, it's a real model of my life

Thanks, man That's real that's real real sweet of you, bro Or not sweet of you. I'm saying bro. No homo dog, but you feel me dog You know, that's nice you man. I appreciate that Yeah Yeah, man, I appreciate that, you know, we all want to know we all want to have those moments where we Somebody lets us know that they care, you know and those always hit me so hard because

I just didn't have a lot of that as a child and people You know, I had a lot of trauma as a as a kid And people say well, so no you like will you talk about that a lot? Or don't dwell on it. I don't do it dwells on me you know and so I mean even if I look at the career choice. I mean I needed like I needed people to care about me, but even at a distance from a stage like I needed

I had to keep this amount of control over how I let someone see me and care about me Anyway Kind of diatribe in there and I don't want to get too Too out there before I get in with my nephews coming in And these little sugar tanks in here Uh, but thank you man. I appreciate that man. That means a lot dude. That means a lot that uh, that you care And I think if you're able to express to people how you care about them, man, and We've lost that along the way just letting people know. Hey

You know You mean something to me we You know like the woman on the on the podium with the athletic thing. What if she just said I'm so happy to be a part of this country It doesn't always represent everything that I feel or say But I'm happy to be in a place where We can all feel and say freely But maybe she did that by just saying what she wanted to say. I don't know. I don't know man

I don't know exactly what I'm thinking, but thank you man. I'm excited uh that you're graduating good luck out there in the world And yeah, ask her out man You know guys, you know, it's like you know who a guy's girlfriend or wife is It's the the person they were brave enough to ask out. Yeah, whatever it is. You got we got to ask her out We got to ask her out, man Dude a couple weeks ago girl on the beach I freaking she was leaving to go to her car. I I strategically left at the same time. Okay. Am I a stalker? I don't think I am

Okay, it was daytime Um, it was hot out. I if I stalked I would do it in a colder climate or time time Time it, you know night time um but I

I started talking to her. We had a mutual friend I got her IG. I messaged her. She didn't message me back Okay, so first of all, Kate. Why don't you eat one of my nuts And secondly I did what I could I showed up You know and I was and for like 40 minutes

I was sitting far away from her on the sand and I was trying to think of a reason to go over there And then I saw a bird over there and I was going to try to go and look at this bird and like But then I'm like what fucking guy is like. Hey, look at this bird. Hey, what are you doing here? You know, like I just couldn't think of a line to come off of the bird Hey, you know, oh man, there's birds out here. What are you? What do you know anything about them? You know, I just couldn't think of anywhere to go with it. So that's where I'm at My family said I don't want to spend a ton of time on here, but I do want to get my nephews up here I'll be right back

With my nephews Zeffie Is one of them's name and the other one is name max All right Sitting here right here actually with my two nephews right here a couple young buckaroos and uh Tell me about yourself. Let's start with you brother My name is max and I'm eight years old and

I'm taking an eight-hour road trip from Louisiana Yeah Okay, and what brought you here to uh to this area what brought you out here to the central east brother You looking for work or what? No, my parents said that um, we were gonna go because it's a summer break and um, We have nothing else to do at home Okay And this fellow over here and how do you know him this other guy? Oh He's my brother

Okay, you guys friends also would you say max or what do you feel like? No Okay, we can be friends, but we can be mortal enemies as well Mostly mortal enemies though. All right and your name bud. My name is zeffie I am nine years old and um You're looking for love

Not not yet. Okay. He stopped for like three seconds. That's fine, man. I've been there dude I've definitely had times where I was looking for love and times where I wasn't did you marry morgan wallin I wouldn't marry. I mean, I don't think neither both of us prefer women Yeah, so but I kind of get that I think if there were If it were a different if we lived in a different universe there could be a chance. I don't know I don't know if he oh I don't know how he communicates with each other if you lived in a different universe I don't know it's a great question, man. It is a great question

And if we live in a different universe, I don't know. I guess you would probably I think you would probably because Have to create a way to get there like a shuttle ship or something like a space travel Or you could just dream of kissing or they went it was either an infinity war or in game They went and they ship what the guardians of the galaxy move this closer to you And they broke through and they broke through the space and it created like a Yeah, you'd have to break through space. Yeah, I'm look. I'm not doing that

Yeah, I got enough going on here right now He could do that because he's like Albert Einstein. I'm not doing it. I'm saying I just bought a lot of flowers I'm not doing I'm doing stuff at the house. You bought a bunch of flowers. Why does it say that? What kind of flowers? Because it was a hundred and twenty dollar tree. What kind of flowers you got like three of them Sean likes to spend that money. What kind of flowers? I'm not sure. So let me ask you a question guys. Are you guys Single men or what's and let's go one at a time here. Let's start with you Zephy. Are you single these days? Or what's what's uh, love looking like in your life? Have you started thinking about girls or that kind of

Or what what happens at nine years old? I like thinking about food. Okay. Yeah, me too, but like I'm not I'm not that much of a Of a Person that will start a conversation. Mm-hmm. I can sit and wait because I don't want to be mean to like And if somebody starts talking to me, I just carry on and Keep talking, but like I usually don't like to engage in conversations

Okay, so you're more like the you'll you'll continue a conversation where you won't start a conversation Yeah, it's like if you're in a video game, you land somewhere that is not contested But you're not afraid to fight right like that. Okay. Okay. I got it And max, what about you? Were you the kind of guy will start a conversation? Do you even know how to communicate? What are you doing on with you? I really don't know how to talk to girls at all Okay, and I like this one girl in my class, but I get bullied You get bullied by her. No, I get bullied by everyone because I like girl because I like a girl Dang

Yeah, did you let her know or not? It's at school, but like I think I think I'm done he he I think it's what's everywhere. What's every like elementary school Crush you die you wait till they they find out that they like you that you like them Okay, so how do you let someone know say if there is a crush, right? Which is totally not always boys. You just you you either ask your friend to do it or you

Write a note put it in your desk and then leave school. Yeah. Yeah. That's my old move, dude Okay, so I have this really funny story Or leave town. That's what I would do. I have this really funny story That started at like the beginning of the school year and we're still we were still laughing at until the end Okay, and these one story This kid my best friend who was my best friend. His name is um Randall No ocean. Okay. He liked this girl named Clarice stop and and they liked each other and then we were like And then um

So we're still laughing at it for like the entire School year and are they still together? I don't think they didn't find each other, but they're probably what do you mean find each other? I mean they have they they are they real people guys Um to be real. I have no idea. Okay. There we go. It's probably like a virtual assistant that He uses of course That's what I was gonna guess now. Let's talk about some of you guys's plans for the future I know you guys right now are you're nine years old. You said zeffy and max. I can start your six years old

Yeah, yeah, yeah So, okay, I can start. Yeah, I just want to know some of your plans for the future I want and be honest with me, please I want to be a foot doctor. Oh really podiatrist. They call it Foot man. They call it on the street. Wait a minute What if the patient has foot fungus will you eat it? Look question. Will you eat the fun fungus or will you throw it away? Do you know foot fungus tastes like goat milk? Really? I drink every day for blue cheese tastes like goat milk

I know a friend that's addicted to blue cheese and in my in my um I have a friend that's addicted to inoculations in my cereal. Um, yeah, this is not true Most of my friends are addicted to stuff. This isn't true in my cereal instead of using milk I use goat milk with foot fungus in it. I'm addicted to caramel. Really? Yeah, I I take bottles He's addicted to Nutella Okay, so you want to be a foot doctor and zeffy, what do you when you think about your future and where you are now? Do you have any big plans? Do you have any like what do you like? What do you kind of see yourself in the future a few years down the road from now?

Do you see yourself kind of still living in the same house? Do you see yourself having a job? If it's a few years down I probably You're gonna stay living with your parents or you're gonna no I want I'm gonna move out when I have the money and stuff Okay, and I want to move into an apartment And get a job and a couple of animals or something or what? Uh, I want to get a Uh, is it legal to have a bobcat as a pet? I bet it is

Oh, um, I want to get a bobcat or like I really want a a cockatoo or a parakeet because you can talk to them. Funny story actually my aunt and my mother Actually had a parrot a red parrot and he would and he would say they would always say like shut up ricky and that and so and so um the parrot would always say Shut up ricky really and he would say and the parrot would say but head Oh, so the parrot is really he can he kind of has a mind of his own, huh? Was yeah, but it's like an influence from his owners. He's an influencer. Yeah, I think so the parrot is

Yeah, the the parrot not on tiktok No, no the parrot went viral like a few years later. Oh, he is friends. He went viral on these friends was um Bryce hall he actually cut Bryce hall's hair Who did the parrot? Oh really? Yeah, good I could imagine that Now, let me ask you guys. My dad is LeBron James. No, he's not max Okay, let's talk about this. Let's talk about some some things you guys are not good at I want you to each share something beyond everything in my life. What are you good at?

Like eating and sleeping. Okay, and what are you not good at? Everything Do you think you guys's parents will stay together for a long time? If you guys talked about that or what does their relationship seem like? Yeah, we joke around sometimes say that they're cheating on each other. That's not right max That's very It's very you style, but like at the same time. That's like a bad influence for your children. I'm I don't have children But you're like your children

In the future. How my child Is um, actually, what do you even name your children? I'm gonna name them uh Goober I'm gonna name them goofy and goober. Oh, wow. Are they gonna be twins or female or male? They're gonna be attack helicopters. Oh, wow beautiful I could see that actually seems very on brand with where we're headed as a society Yes, what do you think Zeffie now when you start to look at um the world today? Do you think the world's headed in a good direction? What are some of your thoughts? Um We need to stop

the old guys that Wear rush that wear shirts with russian flags on them because I think they're american communists It's been said it's been rumored and I think Stop pollution Yeah, sure, but like yeah sure. Yeah, sure global warming Global warming and like like wildfires. I'm just being serious and we're probably just being like crazy But look, I'm trying global warming is nice when you're at the beach when it's nice and hot. Let's be honest, but But and and in our in our reality global warming isn't good

Right, I agree with you except when you're at the beach except that but like So here's the question is do you think enough people are willing to give up going to the beach and having a nice time? No in order for the world not to global warm. No, right Yeah, but like but most of the people that go to the beach are like adults and kids And most of the dough what else would go apparent? No an attack helicopter, bro We we brought our those driving that who's driving the helicopter the attack helicopter The whole point of being in an attack helicopter is because it drives itself and crashes into everything and blows stuff up

But it's a more it's an immortal helicopter. You got the legends Now I want to ask you you're a legend. Thank you. And I want to ask you guys too. You guys are You know, what age do you feel like you might want to settle down kind of? I know you guys settle down you mean like let myself go. Yeah Oh Getting older. I know right now you guys try to take care of your diet. Take care of your body 37 So 37 you're thinking of Starting to just let it go, huh? Yeah, just like James Harden 21

Yeah, he went to the party and then he came back fat. I think he had a lot of donuts Might have do you guys have any suggestions for me? Yes. Okay. You tear those curtain downs Break the window Replace the windows with wall with walls and paint all the simpson care simpson's characters on the wall Because you had that in your studio in la remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wouldn't be a bad idea. We've thought about doing something different We're working with this church curtain vibe right now. I need something. I have no idea what it is So you said you saw the first season of stranger things, right? Yeah. What's your favorite part? My favorite part was uh, I like that little kid with the um

Glasses on Excuse me. I like the little kid with the glasses on who The glasses What What? I don't I don't remember. Are you okay? What did it look like? Did you have curly hair? I don't remember. Oh, um, uh, did anyone even wear glasses in the first season?

What are you guys? Okay. Wait, what are you? What are you? Is it was it barb? Who's barb? Yeah, let's go to the barb Yeah, yeah, wasn't barb. What are the demagoguers doing on Friday night? Wouldn't we go to the barb? Wouldn't we like to know because they took her in the show My favorite part everybody knows that because if anybody if anybody is watching this that hasn't seen stranger things There's spoilers. My favorite part is when When the point they're they're

They're like Oh, yeah, what that? When they're um like take like when they're on the bike chase with the big vans and then l flips over the van What's her mind? Okay? Okay? Okay, okay Do you need a nap sir? How do you guys okay? We have a We have a a

We I owe you What Here do this Max Are you thinking about getting plastic surgery in the few years and like a few I want to get plastic surgery to look like my dog You should get a nose job Yeah, get a nose job. I want to shave your eyebrows and put eyebrow makeup on I want to get my eyes

Sone closed and write party time on each one I want to give my lip or my arm tattooed Saying I'm a goofy goober Have you not seen spongebob? No. Yeah, you know What did you do as a kid if you didn't watch spongebob? I didn't watch spongebob. We rode our bike Cool. We made ramps. Cool. We hurt ourselves. Cool And the one you just said was the fun part people would vomit sometimes

Cool. Oh pretty lit. We used to eat ants. I got really sick like a week ago And I threw up 12 times And I stayed in a chair Have you ever had a feeling of being like way down? It was like poop poop Do you even believe Yourselves? I mean to root. What does that mean? Do you even believe in me? Look guys There's this guy that was bored with the voice of the voice of morgan freeman

He's reincarnated as a lawnmower and the only thing he can't do is open foil Nice Do you want to hear my morgan freeman impersonation? Yes Let's roll with you. I didn't start it yet. Here's my morgan freeman impersonation. All right Okay, they said it would take a mind 600 years to get out of this here prison But andy do frame did it in less than 20 Why are you like why did I even get get us on that topic? What's something you just want to tell the people out there?

You know, let's get you guys about 30 seconds to just tell people What you want to say and then we can um, I want to say that Uh, I am glad to that. I'm on this podcast Because I never thought I would be on a podcast And that's all Okay, okay. Um, what I want to say is I feel very glad to be on this podcast and um

Just a thanks to my parents for taking me out here and stuff and um, I actually want to promote ceo's merch By doing like a little sequence. Okay. Okay Yeah, whatever website he has Go buy it, please. Okay. All right, man. Well, bye, you know, I love you guys and I'm glad you guys were able to be here today and um We just say at the end of the episode We say we'll probably go out with a little bit of eddy nine volt again Uh come up. Excuse me, and it's the same song that we came in with Was that supposed to mean and uh, I want to thank everybody for being a part of the show

You can get tickets at theovon.com slash tour to you are You are what don't buy through any other site because uh, it's a scam. It's a scam website That's how I watch my carly There you go a lot of scams out there Do governments create clouds for you to stop seeing the end of the earth? Now, that's a question for this guy eddy bravo a friend of mine who is not here today, but I'm gonna ask him You guys be good to yourselves, man

Gang gang Then see I wanna come up, yeah, feels real good after I've been so blue, mm-hmm, he's on the come-up I wanna come up, it feels so good to have a brand new view, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, I just broke up with my baby, no, I can finally get the love of you, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah I wanna come up, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah