This Past Weekend - E351 Limited Alphabet

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

Theo talks about why he thinks Cory Sandhagen actually beat T.J Dillashaw, how a bad batch of laundry detergent can ruin your whole week and takes suggestions from callers on what their “Last Words” would be. Theo also checks in with a single mom who's living that barefoot summer camp life in Canada with her four little ones.   New Merch: https://theovonstore.com​ New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Music: "Shine" - Bishop Gunnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek Support our Sponsors: The Ladders: https://TheLadders.com/TheoBetterhelp: https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% OFF your First MonthBabbel: https://Babbel.com/ use promo code THEOMint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/Theo  Grey Block Pizza: https://www.greyblockpizza.comLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com   Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to [e-mail]. Hit the Hotline [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDuganSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to episode 351 of this past weekend. Thank you for being alive at this time And I'm happy to be alive for the most part and I'm happy to be here with you that part is definite and And What's going on, man? I'm dealing with a lot of a Itchery at the house. I got you know, I got a bad detergent

And I don't want to call out any shops or mercantiles, but 99 cent store You know Y'all gave me some they gave me some tied and it's I think tied fresh and easy. I think is the packaging. Let me Be sure of that. I don't want to Send somebody on a bad route here tied fresh and Clean is the item I'm talking about and I don't know if

If they just got a hot batch or something, but it's a got it's got me itching everything And at first I didn't know what was happening. I Didn't know you could have asked me what's happening. I said it but I don't you know, I don't know I don't know and I was seeing kind of whelps around my ankles You know and I got a little bit of fat family and Sometimes a lot of sugar will gather around your ankles down in your blood You know ankles just that that's that hearty swamp knuckle. That's that last hitter When you really get down to the ankle, that's really I

Mean damn, that's the Lord's you turn at each one of your legs. That's you know That's where the stream kind of stops and rebuttals So a lot of You know, like I said, I got family that's real Got a lot of grits in them. If you know what I'm saying and You know they real, you know, they hearty They hearty you crack them open. They're gonna have a couple hearts in them, man

you know they hearty and uh and So the deal is that a lot of sugar gathers air at that little turnabout at the ankle So anyway, I'm thinking maybe I'm you know, I've had some bad Chamomile tea or I've had a bad Don at or something You know, maybe I had me a couple, you know, I put a little You know, I like ribs I like rib meat and sometimes I'll put a little too much sauce on there So really I'm having sauce and I'm just eating it with a rib You know at some point I'm I'm the met the entree is the sauce

So I've been there, you know Sometime at a barbecue, you'll see me sitting at that last At the last picnic tables and I'm just dipping a bone in the sauce, you know I'm just going with straight marrow to mouth, honey. You know, I'm just hauling sauce, man. So So I thought maybe I'd had too much sugar I'd had too much barbecue sauce or it was a condiment that was real sweet heavy That was making me have too much sugar in my body making my ankles itch and so I'm trying to adjust my diet and I keep itching and

Then I saw a spider And so I said, oh damn, you know Charlotte's web in this bitch, you know what I'm saying this This that damn fifth grade reading level. It's just You know causing me to act up and Then I noticed all my dermis on my legs and I'm kind of the top of my ass really or I Don't know what that's called at the top of your

Where your ass kind of meets your back that part started getting bumps little with uh welts On it or something I said, what's going on? I thought I was getting bit by spiders. So I slept in a different bed You know, I got me a batch of spider traps off the internet and One company I bought them from some Chinese company I finally open up the spider trap because I kept itching Day after day open up. There's nothing in that bitch So they're selling out here selling fake spider traps out here damn Gary Vee out here, whoever it is

Out here selling him Frank, you know them fake-ass arachnid apartments and you know, I'm thinking he's They're out here gripping these uh These little climbers and nothing And there's nothing out, you know open for a month. There's nothing in that bitch. No poison nothing Hell I could have licked my fingers after and I'd have been fine so So anyway, just a couple bad purchases So I finally I realized well, um

It's a maybe it's the detergent And what you don't understand is when you hit when you're when your detergent is uh, faulty or whatever Or you're allergic to it. You have an allergen allergen When you have allergen then Everything you you don't realize how many things have Touched your detergent your socks Pants

Pillowcases sheets Towels that was the one that I kept you know, I dry off. I bought some clothes I went to Target bought me a damn batch of Haynes over there everything top to bottom I mean damn foot to uh To front piece, you know just Hanged up I mean, I look like a damn Stunt double on a Michael Jordan commercial, you know, I was just hanging in the membrane, baby. You know what I'm saying?

We hanged out They see me hanging and they hating you know what I'm saying? I was real hanged up and uh and damn uh But you don't realize how much I hate you Uh, but you don't realize the towel when you get off the tub. You're drying yourself with the bad detergent So anyway, man, I'm at a place right now. I'm having to rewash everything in my place with some damn

non allergen, you know You know real tender detergent. No homo bro. No bromo. No nothing. You know everything's normal and uh Uh, so we got the regular detergent now or something soft soft batch, baby something you could damn I mean shit. You could give half a cup of this to a damn toddler. I bet I need to be fine. I don't think there's even a medical warning on the back of it so You know, I'm upstairs, but I'm damn I'm itching I'm itching while I'm up there. I'm still recovering I'll include a couple photos and images

Right here right now of the welps and just little You just don't realize how much of your body is uh could touch is detergent Or when you hug somebody I dated a gal in college For a little bit and her name was I'm not going to say her name, but it was uh, Vanessa was her name and they called her van and I don't You know, I don't I don't recommend dating women name after uh, autos You know and

But anyway, I dated this gal van and she was a real stocky. She was stocky You know what I'm saying? She would damn she could kind of Flex and make her breasts real hard if you want, you know what I'm saying if you were into that kind of shit and I guess I don't know if I was into that but I was You know, she she was willing to date me and so there I was But anyway, uh, what I'm trying to tell you is and I remember when she would hug me the detergent they used was bad So I remember after we get done making out or doing sex or

Anything like that. I'd look like a damn, you know I'd look like I'd just been in a gang bang with a damn aunt eater You know and he'd been breathing out the whole time so Oh, whatever man, but anyway, I'm happy to be here today with you I really am and And I'm happy to be alive and I'm happy that you're alive and that's where I'm at So I just I wanted to come to you cleanly

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I'm he could barely fit into a damn Child, you know he he could barely fit into a child's pant Praise god brother um What's going on? I'm here you're here and uh Uh and we are doing and we're heading into the fall And that's a lie actually because it's august is really that last gas maybe it's that fifth round Of the summer it's that you know it's that fifth and final round of the summer

um What have I been doing man we had a great episode with uh with john christ If you're not familiar If you're not familiar with john, you know, he's an interesting he's an interesting guy You know he talked about growing up in a A household they had eight children. I mean damn. I you know You could run into somebody in the hall and barely fucking remember who they are What are you ronald? No, I'm not ronald

You know i'm dianna. Well damn, you know grow your hair out You know a eight people. I mean it's And he said they made you take your shoes off at his house when you got there All fair he and I were chatting he said that They had to take their shoes off at the door And i'm thinking well sometimes you get back to the door and you did There's damn 16 shoes there and that's just the children fucking you can put on two shoes any type You know

You you sitting there at church with a damn sandal and a boot on And you think you did well, it's just You could meet you could meet somebody that that you think is cute or has attraction You know visuality really hits your eyes and you like it And they could be family and that's something that's just normal some of that's You get outside of a I think anything after seven children man. I don't I don't I would never promote incestuality And I never have you could look at any chart or any You know

history log You could look at my damn google log. I've never even looked it up I guarantee you I would misspell it But I think anything outside of after seven kids man, somebody should be allowed to date If you got two kids and you trying to date that's dude, that's dicey You know what i'm saying? You got to tighten up man. You got to you know get on the apps or something But if you have over seven children and two of them start, you know

At least high five in each other or playing this game a lot, you know and really you know And doing it real heavy or late at night then I think you gotta you got to let that slide You know, but what do I know? Um Anyway, what were we talking about man? Uh, what did I do this weekend? Well, I just got out of my ice plunge And I've been in there and um

You know the fella that owns gray block pizza My friend thomas he make ice plunges now It's a separate company and They sent me one of them And I'll put a video on the clips channel of my first couple times in there And It's real interesting because it makes your body feel

Almost makes your body feel like it disappears. It's so chilled out That just your head is awake You know, you can't really feel a pinch or You know a small dog could bite you a damn Not a german shepherd, but like a french shepherd Could bite you you wouldn't even feel it, you know, you just wouldn't have that You wouldn't know It's because your body real chilled out, but uh, so I've been in that

um You know, I've been dealing with the detergent issue And I'm not, you know, I just will not use the brand anymore tied fresh and easy It ain't easy brother, it might be fresh, but it's You know, it's one for two as far as I'm concerned praise god brother ptl, you know that I'm upstairs I'll tell you this. I watched the fight Uh, I watched the fight this weekend

And I'm gonna go on. I look Corey sandhagen verse uh to jadilashaw And Look these men are both warriors You know, I I am not anything like them. I am You know, these these are first class

combatants You know, these men have I mean, and I you know, I've suffered from erectile dysfunction You know, these dudes have you know I mean, they're just damn made out of viagra. It almost seemed like they'll just I mean boing. They'll just damn put your lights out They got almost like dicks in their arms. You know, they're just so Uh, virile You know, they're warriors the combatants

um If it were You know archaic times or robin hood Whenever that was 1600 You know, you'd have sandhagen would be like a he'd be a king or a young king somewhere Or And I think uh

tuja would be uh, he'd be uh, you know, uh He almost has the villain role to me for some reason And I don't know why that is maybe it could have been his you know, because of the suspension coming back from the suspension He had that You know, he's got that um That's uh, he's a little more slithering And I'm not, you know, no shade either of these men. They're both You know, these men would I mean these men could tie me in a knot with the damn tongue

You know, these fellows would cherry stem me up So, uh, but anyway, I'm watching the fight and I mean sandhagen put that he put he hit him in the rafters real early You know and he he really clipped him and got a little bit of blood out of him Not much, but I would say probably half cup Throughout the whole event quarter cup maybe Um Which might have given you the the I but maybe

If you're if I'm Corey sandhagen, I had the idea that I'm getting Maybe it gives me the idea that I'm winning more that I'm it just visually it looked like that So I could know that maybe that would have been off. You had you had um sandhagen landed more strikes You know, he hit him with more opportunities. I mean, he was just damn throwing just You know, he was out there like a damn battle bot Now I think the part where it gets tricky Is that Dilla saw is that pressure bear You know what I'm saying? He's that honey hunter, man

He's the second you let him The second you open that zoo cage. He is out there mauling people Whereas sandhagen is more that sniper You know, he kind of works for the electric company He'll climb up the pole and kind of see what's going on and then he'll zap you You know, he's really that um, you know, that's kind of how he is, you know Uh, but damn Dilla Shaw is out there beating the damn, uh, diet coke out of a child's hand. He don't you know what I'm saying? He's just he's the mauler

So I think I could see if visually There's kind of two different things going on. You have Dilla Shaw controlling You know, we kind of held Corey against the cage. He had that control time You know that time of it was almost slow dance. He almost want him to put a song on You know put on some garth brooks or put on a little bit of uh, You know, maybe some really slow Kodak black or something if he's ever done a ballad Or some early, uh Or some early Bieber

Some early JB, you know throw that on But the control to like it's just kind of like I don't know. I feel like sometimes you're just holding somebody there Now, I know we did a lot of knees to him. He really need him up You know, we need him up like a damn, you know, kind of like the way an armless man would make a damn, uh Would kind of prepare a dough or do veal If you got somebody with no arms the way they do veal, it's just You know what I'm saying? They need that damn little animal in a submission

Until it's ready to you know be a damn macaroni grill on tray You know be a damn macaroni grill on tray But I just feel like and and so you had sandhagan, uh You had dillis all pushed about he pushed about he came at him But I don't think there's anything wrong with backing away from a guy to get into the position that you want the most You know if a bee's coming at you you don't just Attack the bee you kind of reposition yourself

You move around You might circle the block You may put a mannequin out there that's dressed like you and then sneak around Watch the bee see what it's doing and then come back at it But I don't think there's anything wrong with just reposition yourself if you look at how what sandhagan did against, uh, Frankie edgers who I love Dear god, man. I wish he was my godfather if I could be you know

If I could climb back in my mother's vagina and you know email Frankie before I would see if he would do that for me But sandhagan did that against segiri kind of just backed up and moved him into position So you have to respect that just because a guy is kind of retreating That can be strategy So I thought it was really close um I think it's interesting when a sport is also a business There's going to become moments where if you let it be too close

That the business can Help determine What the future looks like And it's a great look for the uh weight class. It's a great look for UFC um, you know dillishaw was You know they kind of it almost felt like Sandhagan had to prove himself more than dillishaw had to prove himself So I don't know if some of the judges went into it with uh, you know with that sort of mindset in the beginning

But I feel like the outcome was better for the business And also look, what do I know nothing? I'm a one-stripe white belt that hasn't been in class in almost a month because uh My ribs kept getting fractured by women and men and women But um So I think that it was a great It looks it's great for the business suddenly you got dillishaw's back in there and uh You know, he's back in the in the bout structure

So you're gonna get more fights out of him sandhagan's still young. You know, he can you know, he'll be able to meander around in there before Uh, you know, he'll be able to you know, you could insert him back in for that title shot whenever Maybe you run it back um I don't know. I just don't see I see how if I'm the business if I'm the business, uh, uh, then I give it to dillishaw. But if I'm a judge I side with how anthony smith said it, you know the lionhearted one He said it after the show. He said I had it for one, uh sandhagans

And that's how I had it man. I had sandhagans winning now bring in a child but disagree with me but Oh, well, I don't have to agree with him all the time if I don't want to or anyone And look, I don't know what I'm talking about but I believe I know what I saw and I believe that corey sandhagan did enough to win So

What else man? What else do we have going on out here in the world? Uh, I What else did I do? Yeah, that john chris episode is just it's a good one You know, we talked a lot about sex addiction and just Why we kind of What young men are How our early lives shape

How we interact With affection As we grow older Um And john was really forthright talking about his journey and his struggles and And sometimes, you know, we get in the struggle space where it's like Once you enter the struggle space you you kind of think everything is a struggle And I recognize that you know

Sometimes things just are what they are. It's not necessarily a struggle. It's not necessarily a A bonus or a bravado or a positive. It's just is what it is um But it was interesting man, we talked about the first time you ever eject out of your body The first time you let that you know, you let god's trout just kind of fly out of your body out of your out of your body And what that was like and the feeling from it You know, I think I felt real ashamed the first time I really just sprayed out I felt ashamed man

I felt excited and fired up. I felt like I had It's almost like your thumb wrestling and you really win against yourself and one of your thumbs is You know, your pain is your wiener Body wiener, you know, I remember being young and I found some liquor and some, uh, titty mags, you know, titty You know, literature, titty literature And I was up on his shelf and you and I climbed up there and found me a little the little jack stack, you know, my brother had something And he'd been touching himself and I didn't know it And I shouldn't know it there's only, you know, we had four children now if we got up to seven children

Then maybe we could have started writing a little note leaving notes for each other But we was at four children in our household And I just remember a pleasure in myself and then I'd been drinking had a little bit of liquor up there sysco Uh strawberry dazzle or something And it was urban liquor a lot of you see a lot of brothers sipping on it You know older men older older kind of darker men you'd see them sucking on the bottle of it over there by the amp or behind the post office And I had that and I lipped down I gummed down two sips of that next thing, you know, I'm a pleasure in myself

You know when the Lord's knee of spore is just flowing right out of my damn nuts And I remember feeling I mean I felt exalted I felt excited I felt But I also remember this feeling kind of shame because you had to go and clean it off my body. I had to clean it off of me And I think I felt a lot of shame I think Because it really it's a precious metal man, there's no more precious metal than pure body semen I don't think And what do I know, you know what I'm saying? I'm just an adult

But there's no more precious. I mean I've always long said that it should be on the um It should be on the periodic table You know, it's that liquid life. I can't believe carbon is on there 10 uh Let me look up a periodic element periodic element Let me rattle off a couple of it on here damn, uh Lorentzium who the hell is that?

Lorentzium's on that shit dubnium Come on man dubnium And seam at semenium on and on here osmium iridium dude, he played basketball at our high school Iridium bay ham dude, come on So I'm just saying if anything should be on a periodic table, it should be semen brother body semen And that's a fact, bro. That's it. I mean that's an adult fact so

But anyway, like if you have a story if you want to share about the first time you ever busted out of your body first time you ever You know, you're really just are You're taking everything that's in you that's possible And just sharing that Into the world. Did you feel okay? Did you feel bad? You know the hit the hotline nine eight five six six four nine five zero three And I'm coming off a rough patch too. I've been you know, I masturbated last night

And so I think I'm feeling Some type of way And it was a second night in a row for me so that's who I am right now And that's okay I still got up and stayed active this morning I plan on eating lunch I'm taking care of myself, but Um

Riley now, what do you think? I'm joking. He's not here. Would it matter if he was here? This would be his answer Of course um What else do we have going on we got um Yeah, if you have if you have a story about that first bust man that time you brought it into the world Because once you you know once you uh

Once you really crack open that cavern it's hard to go back It's hard to roll that rock in front of that You know in front of this new chasm Or chasm that you've created in the world. It's hard to close pandora's box, man You got that spunk stick on you, you know You got that little fiddle, man And you know how to play it

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When you did that dirty dance with that palm When you made a you know made a little batch of palm salad You know what i'm saying tell us about that 985-664-9503 is the hotline And as always bless everybody praise god um What else man we had some great calls that came in and some great videos

I want to introduce you first though to a couple fellows i'm really enamored with And you're gonna see these fellows right here and these fellows have down syndrome And some of you may not believe in down syndrome i'm out here to debate that You know i beat it when i was young and they said The doctor in our town dr. Henry He said i beat it and so i've always felt indebted to the ds community i've always You know when a lot of people with that have ds will see me they know they I think they know i'm one of those cusp riders, you know

That i have It in me To be very similar to them and if you haven't seen these fellows on uh on tiktok and this is uh called get down with s and m And s and m is a different it's not like sexual this is uh Down syndrome cooking Let's chime in once i'm beautiful young men too and i think they're brothers Or cousins maybe We do some

Chicken Yeah First you cut some this And you can see the fellows are right here to putting uh chives or something on a cutlet And my god, it's beautiful man During a nice kitchen if you haven't seen two and they're asian fellows too A little couple little bobby lee's if you haven't seen a couple ds'd out bobby lee's put chives on a uh

On a cutlet man you're missing out and these fellows are beautiful And when i'm smelled his hand at the end and that's a That's nature baby, and here's one right here Oh, and they licking the ah the little rudders the um, they're licking the cake batter Spinners remember mom used to have that thing she would fold it back and put those two little spinner little Dragon arms in the deal, and then they she turn it on Oh, i don't know what it is it's two

beaters beaters and you can see these fellow licking the beaters man A couple beautiful little bobby lee's over here licking these beaters couple stevy lee's man and these guys are They're pretty jacked obviously these guys are on pre-workout or something Um, and these guys are beautiful handsome guys And uh, they also have down syndrome, but they're cooking And so it's just beautiful to see what you could do at different, uh You know if you have if you're missing a couple You know a little bit of your me municipalities how you can still

Make a hors d'oeuvre or do something beautiful and do a dessert Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Little danny going in on his on his beater man. He looked at that thing about 15 times baby heavy He real tongue heavy. Oh marley is one of his names shawning marley Oh Yeah, oh he put the whole thing in his mouth at the end. Oh, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, man

And that's really you got to have eight children to be doing that kind of thing at the house bubble But hey, it's real fearless man You know it's real fearless. So if you want to see some good cooking with those beautiful guys shawning marley on tiktok And I ended up in the down syndrome and in the autism cycle A lot of things that get put into my tiktok. I'm in that algorithm So that's where I'm at You know what I'm saying? I'm upstairs, baby Praise god man. We'll watch one more where they wash their hands. It really is real cute

Show me your hands Show them Oh Thanks Thanks Oh, he's mad He's mad Oh, he said he needs a hand with the uh

with the falafel mix and Sean is uh went to wash his hands. So they have some miscommunication Fuck that was the hate Yeah, not wash your hands Sean Don't do it Okay, beautiful right there man. That's awesome. Good to see that man What else we got a another video was sent in here. This is a tiktok a fight on spirit airlines. Let's go Uh-oh

Now don't do that. She's trying to bring somebody with her Two urban women And they like to fight, you know that and they're out here about to get at it Oh There they go Oh It's lit It's lit

It's lit Ooh Some fella got in Lot of hair pulling Lot of ass, lot of thick ass being She didn't pull her whole chart Ooh And this is the kind of stuff I mean

This the kind of shit it's like when does it end? You know Why people can't figure out how to be okay in society? You know And this is all too common black people love to fight in Kind of like outside the ring I feel like You know black people are not afraid to fight anywhere. That's really what I'm saying They'll fight wherever

I think other cultures Mexican people they fight more like in a car wash or in a boxing ring White people I think more fight like in a courtroom or Sometimes outdoors like on a porch But spirit airlines really has become the bellator of Of kind of like for the urban community in the sky it's become the bellator of the sky I think that Now I look I had to fly spirit one time god bless man and I saw two dogs go at it Two people had dogs. I don't know if this was sanctioned or what but then bitches started throwing at each other

Praise god, man. So Just stay safe out there if you don't spirit I think just wear a jersey wear an atlanta hawks jersey wear something that kind of blends in you know but know that You could be near a scuffle I think And that's spirit brah. Amen. That's spirit. We had a lot of people calling with their last words

Last episode solo episode. Oh, excuse me. We talked about what the last words would be You know, if you had that, you know, you want to die somewhere decent so you have some last words and here's some people You'll see your vibe. This is benedict from berlin calling about last week's podcast last words It's benedict from berlin. Baby. Thank you for calling sir In berlin man. That's really that uh You know berlin is a good place, I think To listen to some damn billy idol and and spray paint a building baby. Praise god. Let's hear more I'm a huge uh johnny guitar Watson fan

So, uh, I gotta quote his last words apparently last words in tokyo Japan last show he died on stage and his last words were Ain't that a bitch? Amen There you go fresh out of berlin right there fella hitting us with some last words. Ain't that a bitch? I like that Ain't that a bitch

Because it is man You know life is just it's just it's another it's a bitch after a bitch after a bitch Here's a bitch. There's a bitch ever was a bitch bitch It's this bitch this bitch and I'm not talking feminine. I'm talking just anything, you know a dog bite you You know a bad detergent gets sold to you You know Somebody you know somebody whip and weave out on spirit airline, you know, it's just It never ends

It's bad bitch central out there And that's life It's really just managing bad bitches That's all it is So thank you for that Ain't that a bitch here's a couple more that came in here's one Pio gang gang, this is your boy bamboo from Connecticut and bamboo

And that's a very uh, that's a taut wood baby, you know Something like teak is more malleable But bamboo out of Connecticut And you obviously your family's got to be either real rich or real poor to name their child after a Uh, uh, Asian forest wood, I think Good to hear from you boo I was just calling about the whole last words deal. I know rally mile was struggling Uh, trying to figure out these last words. So

Raleigh mouth struggles to figure out his first words You know the fella it's It's tough to see that Asian community is really kind of They're sputtering It's all you everybody's sputtering well Really, I think I speak for a lot of us out there. I would say

uh, my last words Uh, it would be delete my browser history, you know Trying to have my memory attacked Uh as a shade out, you know what I mean? Thank you, bubby gang gang, baby. You're right The last thing I want them to see is uh, you know the naughty things that I've googled or looked for You know what it's sad man, I mean I got the blockers on my phone for the pornography But I find a loophole through twitter So I'm out there sometimes I'm on per you know

perve city and perve support and It just oh man the shame the shame the shame The Depletion Just blowing your little you know just blowing your nut nose Into a little hanker chiffer into a dam And just washing it down a drain Dear god

Anyway bamboo. I hope you're doing well out there brother I hope you're doing well bamboo Oh, my neighbor has a dog named bamboo as well So cool to hear it cool to hear the name again. I like hearing it bamboo All right, let's hear another one that came in here we go Hey, what's up, yo, this is ryan down in south georgia Down in sojo, huh south georgia, baby And it gets a little rural out there

It gets a little interesting you head down towards jacksonville You know you see a lot of people down there getting a little rural A lot of people, you know Limited alphabet you'll see a 20-letter alphabet down there like damn You know you show up with a w. They don't know what you're talking about You show up with an r they they shocked let's hear more Calling about what was my last word to be And you probably have to play on to the timing, but I probably say like

I Here's a billion dollars End up That's it. I'm out cold The whole family just left like Dang, where's this money at? Okay, so you'd tell you you give half a clue I hid to me I hid this you know Your real father is that would be a good one if you had children stunt them a little

Your real father You know I was molested by the postman something like that give a clue to something I like that It's interesting. I hid the million though if you know if you have a structure of a life where you your family's gonna believe that But if you're living in a four-door sedan You know and you accidentally park in a garage and you keep the the thing on and you you know The gas gets you and you're lunged out on that carbon oxide

If you're dying from carbon oxide, man, and you tell your kid I hid the million dollars You're like you're a fucking deadbeat the kid's not gonna Fully believe you so you need believability. That's what that one's missing Let's hear another one the last one here we go. Thank you for these as well What up Theo this is Bo Calling in about my last words. I think if I'm being real realistic It's probably just gonna be fucked, you know on my way out as that I get stabbed or shot You know everyone's gonna just throw a fuck and then you're lucky if you get something else out after that

I don't know. What do you think? gang, baby, I you know it's interesting because of because sex is what got us into the world And I would bet you're right. I bet eight out of ten times the last word is fuck Or f you ck. I don't want to say it that much but f you ck and you know what I'm saying fuck So that's what's the irony of it all it took somebody doing sex to even get you to exist And now you're on your way out and that's the last thing you're saying Hmm it's full circle, baby

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And the rat is always returning, you know it And you know if you want a dose If you want to set some cheese in the yard, baby, you know, I'll be there And you know where to find me. I'm upstairs gang Always we want to do something nice for a single mom. I want to thank our patreon supporters as well We have a very small patreon, but we are very mighty and

I just feel grateful to be part of a process of Just trying to think of somebody different than myself and we got this nomination video came in right here Hey, thio. This is remmy. I'm calling you from autoa canada remmy up there canadian And remmy, I'm not sure if that's just part of a name or not. Maybe jeremy And I don't know what the exchange rate is on names, but Hell I'll spot you a j e r buddy if you need one. That's what we do down here by by onward I want to nominate my friend louise who's a single mom living in slow can valley british columbia

She's got four kids Two of them have autism one Who doesn't buddy, you know, and I'm not saying that judgmentally. Thank you for saying that But everybody has it now. I swear, you know, you can't even meet it You couldn't find nine people that don't have autism if I gave you probably 14 minutes onward bubba. Thank you Of the kids has cystic fibrosis and she just pours everything into these kids man. She's been homeschooling them since before the pandemic She puts so much work into making sure they're they're eating healthy and staying active

And it's just been hard the last You know year kind of watching her struggle with the isolation of the pandemic and We all are kind of struggling with depression right now, but it's just been so Hard watching someone who works so hard to make the life of her kids happy, you know also kind of Feel sad and kind of isolate it. So I think I don't know anyone who would deserve the chance to Just treat herself and do something fun with her kids. So Yeah, man, you're the best gang gang Gang brother. Thank you man. That's that's really sweet of you

And everybody is everybody is having some effects from this pandemic from the isolation. That's really the big thing More people are the effects from the isolation from covid And the separation Will Are Are so much bigger than anything. I believe that this covid itself could ever do Um, but let's give a call to her. Let me see if he said her name Hey, thio, this is remy. I'm calling you from auto out, canada

Uh, I want to nominate my friend louise. Who's louise and I'm from louisiana. So that's a perfect mix right there, man Yeah, let's see if we can't give a call to louise right now Hey louise Hi, hey, how are you? I'm good. How are you good? I'm not a creep or anything. I just I am calling I work at a podcast. My name is thio And I work at a podcast and Every so often we do we have people will submit

A friend or someone they know who is a single mom. We do something for single moms. It's kind of nice And you have a friend named remy who I think just thinks that you're just a special gal and really admires you Um, so he submitted you for our single mom nomination Yeah, he told me it was a surprise. He's been very um cryptic about this Well, we are a cryptic bunch here at this podcast. I will say that so That's pretty normal. Um, but he just said he really admires you You know, he said that you have he said you you do home school and you have four children. You guys home school up there Yeah, yeah, we I I'm in uh, bc southern bc and I

I home school my four kids and we we have sheep and ducks and We're pretty kind of living off the We're just kind of wild wild people. Yeah That sounds pretty cool. Is it I bet the kids love being around the animals, huh? Uh, yeah, like yeah, not as much as I had hoped. I only just got to you but we have all we've had like dogs I have a an acreage. So the intention was when I bought it years ago that we would um, well, I thought I would do more farming but then I kind of did the whole kid thing and and now I

I do sort of an unschooled um Home schooling so we don't do any like set classes per se. Mm-hmm. They just sort of run wild but in in like a Healthy awesome way. Yeah Wow, that sounds awesome Do they are you I I live in Nashville and and I I'm in Nashville right now

Okay, so we just operate out of Nashville and out of Los Angeles, but um But yeah, sometimes I like it almost sounds like summer camp. Does it feel like that a little bit? Yeah, yeah, it totally does. We um People come and hang out and and they're sort of like They're like on holiday and my kids are like, but this is every day This is every day, isn't it? They're pretty much barefoot all the time and They just dig in the woods and it's so interesting because we have I have um, my daughter's almost 13 and so she has friends her one very close friends in Toronto her cousin and she goes to uh

like a an academic very academic private school and they hang on the summer and you know You wouldn't know one has gone to like through the whole Super academic in how they converge to how they talk. I mean, they know different things sure, but My daughter knows things that she doesn't know and and she knows things that My daughter doesn't know but you neither feel like they know less or more, you know, like they don't know anything compared to the other Right. It's fascinating. Yeah, that sounds pretty fascinating. It's almost like an experiment in some ways That's what Remi told me

I'm his PhD and I was like, man, I always wanted to do more but you know, this is this is what I'm doing now and he's like, you're living the experiment Yeah, it sounds pretty magical. I think they must be really proud of you. Is it is it uh, it must be really Does it feel kind of empowering or does it feel exhausting to have to be like the teacher and the mom and everything kind of No, I would say empowering. I mean sometimes it's it's it's a lot sometimes But it's a lot I would say in a good way, especially as they get older and you can really see the things That I had hoped would happen are happening, you know when they're toddlers and you're like god, I hope this is going to work out Like no and all these other people are doing different things. They're like, oh no, that's totally gonna be bad

because my kids don't they didn't learn to read early and And my daughter as I say now she's 13 and she's reading, you know All the big thick, you know teen books, whatever from the libraries and everything and but she didn't learn to read until she was 10 And and the people that were just breathing down my neck like she's not gonna learn to read and I was like, no I've done my research and this is gonna work and and she got she reads perfectly She reads brilliantly and she has no baggage about that. She didn't learn to read when she was six Or five or four or anything and so it's it's it's empowering when it works It's kind of a little bit scary when when you're doing it and you're like, well, I hope this is gonna work

Yeah, I bet dang. That's cool though. I'm glad to see I'm glad to hear that it's working out. Uh, it's really sounds like Yeah, it sounds like um fun It is but you know, it is it is it's it is I have to I feel like to really embrace that you have to be pretty Um Just have fun with them like I kind of just they just kind of do what they want I I'm not relaxed like and we live up near a river So we go swimming all the time like we walk over to the river and we swim and and you and I know my kids

Think I'm really casual because they don't wear life jackets and they can all swim and they're swimming in the car But it's it's a strong car. I mean it's not why but it's but the other day my one son He's eight and he wasn't paying attention and he just got swept a bit farther down And then I was like getting and his sister pulled and it was like it was fun I would have gone and got him But he sort of was then horrified that I kind of like actually came down on him because most of them I don't like I don't get that we I live by a philosophy. We have very few rules, but the rules we have are Absolutely, you know, you don't ever but pretty much everything else, you know

We're I you can bend on those things. I don't force many things but It was kind of a wake-up call and then I think he maybe was a little bit more aware that I'm actually as casual as I appeared I think well, I think some people, you know, the overprotective Well, yeah It's a podcast Can you take this? What he's talking to me like I'm on a podcast. Hey, what's up?

Yeah Nope, we're back here. Can you take living? All right, hang up. I gotta walk here No worries Um, it's like a podcast guy. He's talking to me. Where do y'all live at? Like, what is it? Well, this isn't actually our home We're we're out of friends right now because we live in well actually our home kind of looks like this We live in the Kootenays in bc for just fun. Yeah, but we're actually on our way to

a family cottage um In ontario on the great lakes Dude, you guys are gonna have a blast. That's cool. Give me transit right now So you kind of caught us at a funny time, but we're actually paused for the day to break before we go on so I don't know why so we're at a friend's house for the day, but their house is actually Um, we've never been here before but it's surprisingly similar to ours

Well, it's a small world Well, we just wanted to share with you that rimmy was thinking about you and that we were thinking about you We try to do something nice to support single moms. Uh, just because we just think it's um, you know, it's just such a it's a neat position and um So we wanted to send you a thousand bucks. It's just us dollars. I don't know if they're worth anything But we seriously. Yeah, we just wanted to send it to you. So you could just go do something fun with the kiddos Oh, oh my god, really? Wow Yep, and that's it. There's no, uh

Uh, there's no strings attached Uh, um, that's that's amazing. Uh, and oh and remy. I'm supposed to be telling you that remy has a surprise for you Because I tan sheepskins And he's gonna send you a sheepskin from me. Oh nice from him. You'll got some fresh sheep I have some. Yeah, I have sheep and so that that will kind of be in the fall Okay. Oh, I look forward to that. We would like to have a little bit of sheep in here Yeah, well sheepskin is the best. It's it's healthy and you can it keeps you cool in the summer and hot in the winter and Oh, I'll eat off of it if it's nice

Um, I mean off the inside. I'm not eating off the hairy side, but um But anyway, yeah, we just wanted to let you know that we were thinking about you We're just always trying to just be a part of um I don't know We're just trying to be a part of people's lives if we can and just kind of like a simple way here and there and And so that's it. We just wanted to let you know that remy was thinking about you And now all of our audience will be thinking about you and and it's really interesting to hear that there's kind of this This wild little family out there that's just figuring it out in the world. It's really

I don't know. It sounds exciting It is exciting and it they're pretty they're pretty awesome kids. They're the most polite When you meet them not so much at home, but they're they they got to figure it out. They're pretty cool Well, I bet they're proud of you and we are Um, so thank you so much for your time today and uh, I hope you'll have a good day Yeah, thank you. Okay. Louise. Y'all be safe and y'all's travels Okay, thank you. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye Wow, what a fascinating time, you know, what a fascinating thing to be like almost uh

We're just talking about smith family Robinson And here they are, you know Just interesting That people are doing it people are figuring out ways You know people are figuring out ways to manage humans and sheep at the same time And that's remarkable And it's inspiring, you know really listening to her and just seeing kind of her little world there is inspiring Um

It's interesting You know, I think and those are the things that I have to remember that are going on That people are just getting things done And that there's a lot of cool good stuff happening out in the world and um And we have a photo here of her kids. It's really really adorable. What the I think we can get it into the episode as well. So if you're watching on the youtube you can see it And they're doing well living beautifully out there in the middle of nowhere. It looks like her. I don't know nowhere, but

I mean, it's canada, you know, so it's I mean, who knows if it's real. I think you almost have to be You know, you have to take a flight out of your dreams almost. I feel like to get there to some of these places, but anyhow, remy, thank you so much for the submission and uh, thank you everybody for supporting the podcast I've got to get out of here. I'm going to get some NAD in my arm. I've got this new they have a new supplement type of thing It's not drug. I mean, it's a natural chemical Which is an oxymoron of a statement right there natural chemical But I mean it's Lysol. That's what I'm saying. It's evermectin. It's uh

Who knows what it is? I don't know what it is, but I'm about to let them shoot it in my arm for an hour But anyway, um Just wanted to say thank you guys for the support. Thank you guys for being a part of this past weekend and uh, I hope you'll be good to yourselves because, um You deserve it. We'll go out the way that we came in man Listen to a little bit of bishop gun And my mind is somewhere else, but when I find it, I'll patch up where it's been And

Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be Cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind. I found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take A little time For me to set that parking brake and let myself on one Shine that light on me

I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song, I will sing it just for you And now I've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my past And these wheels that I've been riding on they want something that they're damn they're gone