This Past Weekend - E402 That Hot Heat

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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That's 20% off in free shipping with the code Theo at manscape comm smooth sack Hello. Hello Happy July Happy July to you. I want to thank you. I'm happy to be here with you. I'm happy to be just you know Sitting here anecdotan with you and and just being in your ears Just get you know

Creeping my way into your brain. I'm happy. I'm happy that you're here. Happy July to you. Um, I Just got out of a ice plunge. I've been doing a lot of ice bath and You know, I got a nice bath and this company called blue cube. They make them and I get in there And I need it right now, you know, I feel real fortunate to have it because I need it Because something is happening right now And I'm talking about the heat baby the heat It is I mean it is

Yeah You go outside you say dang It's just like a bunch of damn lights just fucking you. It's hot It's damn hot you see people, you know People, you know, you see a kid running through the playground even his hair gets just burned off his head damn Damn bald children running around. Oh Just bunch of hot-headed little kid just just steam coming off their head tickling each other And doing swing setting you see it

You see somebody lose a damn a strong piece of Sun hit him and a lose eyebrow Somebody mr. Ronnie showing up to work half a mustache They got some strong rays out there And I'm not talking about sugar Ray Leonard or sugar Ray the band who was all right they were all right I'm talking about ray, baby The Lord's damn long arm son Mother nature got that hot nut up there just busting. Damn it. It's hot I got in my truck yesterday, I couldn't even touch the bus couldn't touch anything I got out I

Said shit, I'm just gonna go. I'll do a damn. I'll just call them I'll do I can't I can't do I can't touch the wheel can't the seat And God forbid you still have those metal plug-ins for your um A seat thing that you're you key yours. You you what you're out of work now. You can't get to work It is I mean it is hot There's heat everywhere There's just I mean the son it's just fucking looking for people They're dying Irish people are dying they're dying named 40 Irish people right now. I

Bet you can't and That's the SU in baby That's that of a bitch baby that big dog in the sky That big orange ginger MF for son, you know what I'm talking about son son shine That bitch is beating people that Bitch is beating people. It's dang. It's hot You know you see a cat run through a puddle and burn his damn burn the hair off his legs You see it, you know you see a bird take two sips out of a bird bath and fucking just fall over

Just damn death soupy eight We can't handle it And I you know what I just I don't know how to stop it You know you can do prayer you can do umbrellas But name you know You almost got to write a damn hymn on the outside of an umbrella to even get a little respite from the heat The shit's cooking you son fuck I

Walked to I feel like a damn TV dinner halfway through the yard. I'm going to the mailbox I'm like fuck I Feel like a damn Salisbury steak. Damn. I can't handle it And then I start hearing how you a little bitch some of the Sun will say that what You this shit is this this heat is for real this shit's from fucking Detroit son It's a different time flowers have given up I haven't seen a flower since May and bitches is gone They're potpourri now you see if you know you had a rose bus that bitch is potpourri now. It's all it's steamed out Your garden it's steamed vegetables you didn't even want them steamed them bitches is steamed son you better eat now

It's a wrap And I don't know people say that it's you know global warming people say that it's the end of times and You know, it's tough to know exactly what mother nature has planned Because we started with the ice age That's what mother nature. They had so much meat running around it in the world Mother nature said damn I'm gonna save some Hit it with that ice baby that big freezer box damn bam. I

Mean hell you go up with a good pickaxe In a George Foreman grill and a knife and fork up through the Antarctica You gonna be living thick baby you gonna be eating well Cuz that's that's a damn ice box up there But it's hot and it's warm in the world and I hope you're keeping cool finding a way Somebody yesterday mentioned the gas price is too much hit gas. It's fucking it's hot as fuck The last thing anybody needs is gas I don't care how I don't care if that shit is 40 cents a gallon Bitch, I don't want no gasoline

Do you try to fill your car up you fucking damn that's a carbacuse son you fucking gonna get roasted you idiot I'll just call in I'll do work over the phone That's it People want gasoline but you out of your mind. This ain't no time for that We don't need that We don't need that man It's a it's a wild time man, it's all about the wild time It's a it's a wild time man. It's a wild time going on out in the world. I even saw in the news

This is in the news if you believe in news and that's okay if you do not That bees bees Bumblebees baby. God's little hit men Are ejaculating themselves to death in heat waves Bees across Europe May die from the severe heat plaguing the continent this week ejaculating explosively as they do a Doctor said we don't know exactly why but drones ejaculate when they get too stressed

Ejaculation kills them because it basically Eviscerates their abdomen they bust big son a Be that thing black and yellow black and yellow things That's that little winged skeet demon That thing abyss that thing This happens during natural mating to drone honey bees always die after mating That that's a tough time right there when bees are

ejaculating and dying because of the heat Too much heat and you know and the bee they bust out and just eviscerate into the universe. They can't handle it When animals nuts is busting because of the heat When the heat just got these little insects just just sun coming That's something baby. That's that that's the dark are baby. That's not good That's when the devil's at the door Knock knock baby. Who's there bees baby bees who bees nuts son? Bees are fucking blowing up

That's how hot it is the animals are fucking just bam. I'm out You got to take care of yourself and you got to take care of your cousin Put a cold rag on your cousin's neck put an ice cube in the baby's ass son We got to take care of each other It's a new time out there and the son is fucking people People getting damn it just heat aids on her face you see somebody got heat aids on her neck Because the Sun just just don't done done just damn got them

just just you know Bees are flying by and just damn just skeeting out blowing up It's time to take care of ourselves and it's time to take care of each other I Believe we can do it Now let's get into the episode baby welcome to this past weekend Yeah, I'm on a come up. Yeah Feels real good after I've been so blue I'm on a come

I'm on a come up. Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street when I made a game and said to me you're on a come up And it's plain to see between you and me we got so much Love it in chemistry. It's gonna come up. It's gonna come up We're good things keep on coming Yeah, I like that one And I like the young man it makes that music there and that is Eddie nine volt The come up and I like them I like that music I

Like the sounds that come out of them. I like them. It makes me feel excited It makes me feel hopeful. It makes me feel like I'm back I'm feeling good. I just got out that cold plunge. I've been doing a lot of things like that recently. I Got a trainer that I've been using I feel fortunate enough to be able to afford that and I got a trainer that I've been using and And I man it's been It has been helping me To a level I can't even explain

I went six days this week and I feel I mean I just feel You know, I feel more outside of myself I don't feel as in as inside of myself, you know, and I don't feel as in my head Because now I'm using my body. I've got a lot of my blood And a lot of my energy which was just whirling around in my head Which is not a safe place to be

Now it's kind of dispersed out And I feel a little more even You know, I think a long time ago as as human beings we had to use our senses and we had to use them in the world You know, you had to be like, oh, there's a you know, if you walked out there into the woods, there's a lion possibly Then you might hear a damn little warbler in the distance and he might be giving you a clue. Oh, there's a lion And you'd have to be careful because maybe there would be a Poison ivy or poison sumac or some you know something But you'd have to be aware of your surroundings. Yeah, you know, all your feelings were outside of you

You had to look at the sky. What is the weather? What is the air feeling? What's going on here? So all of our feelings used to be outside of us yet to be aware you had to survive And then humanity we got our society especially in America We got into More like Everybody's Everybody's comfortable enough We all have a bed. We all have a roof

You know, it's it's safe enough. We don't you know, we don't all of our senses. We haven't used them like that in a long time So now my senses I feel like a lot of times they go they've started to go inward Because there's nothing that alertness that that It's not it's not necessary in the outside. So now they've all gone inward But they're still hunting the lion. They're still looking for something that's uncomfortable or dangerous or alarming And so that's where I feel like a lot of our mental health is now It's like The senses that we used to use in

To survive We don't need them outside of us anymore So now those sensors they're lurking around inside of me looking for looking for lions But there is no lions in me Unless I'm some kind of damn centaur or something there is no lions in me or unless I've eaten a couple cuts of lion So it just it finds this you know anything that's a little spooky it finds like things from my past or fears It finds a Trough it finds some trouble, but it makes it feel like it's a lion, you know

I don't know if that makes any sense, but to me part of it does it's like All those senses we used to use and need to survive Because we're wandering around In a world In the open Having to go in the caves and see if it was safe to sleep You know Having to you know

Know when the sun's coming up so we could navigate the next day We had to just be our a lot of our alertness was outside of our body because it needed to be But I've been feeling I've been feeling a little better You know And I just been Yeah, just trying to focus on taking care of myself Yeah, just You know going to more meetings spending time with friends

Doing some things that I don't want to do Sometime to get out of my comfort zone Even the ice plunge ice bath. That's I don't want to get in that bed You know I'm saying That thing it's It's uncomfortable But I need to you know I I don't know I'm finding

I don't know I'm just It's working So I'm just sticking with what's working right now for me What else is happening what else has been going on I went to Jimmy John had his summer camp The sandwich man the sandwich mogul You know he's a friend of mine and he's been a he's been a guest here on this past weekend And he had his summer camp so I went out there and got to do some fishing

With emerald emerald was out there the chef the famous chef And You know he likes to fish and And I like to fish so we got out there a couple of Louisiana guys and that was beautiful Just to get to know him That was beautiful Just to get to be on a you know fishing boat and ask him about desserts That's what I did mostly

You know I just I mean I just kept whispering little desserts by him to hear me sue You know And I would just say stuff you know just like potatoes all grown You know I'll just kind of mumble little recipes under my breath and stuff and see if And you'd see him sometimes You know you see him he could pick up or you know He could he could If you throw out a low decibel recipe around that man he'll hear it

That's just where he's at But that was really beautiful man that was exciting just fun Caught some um Bass and I think caught me a little amberjack And uh What else I'm trying to think of what else has been going on Oh

Not too much You know I'm taking a break a little break off of dating So I'm not doing any dating Trying not to touch my junk bro Trying to stay off that freaking skeet handle Um Yeah That's really about it I don't know if anything else

Oh I went to dinner over at Kid Rock's house Uh that was amazing We had a nice time over there and he's got a spinning table in his living in his Dining room and it's like it spins around So if you you know You can get you know you get up to go pee and you come back and you're damn You don't know where you are You know it's almost like double dutch you're just waiting for the chance to get back into your seat

To get back to your damn appetizer that bitch is eight nine feet away now You know you half a Caesar salad that bitch is damn 40 degrees away now Because the whole table that all the whole thing spins so you can all You can just continually pass by this beautiful Outlook Over the mountains and stuff and it's it's nice man It was really really it was It's just beautiful and they had scenic um

The food was nice and Um Um Yeah it was just good man You know it was interesting I never spent on something like that Where the table You know it kind of it's fit you know It's trying to get you dizzy almost like it's trying to fuck you

You know if you know if it's You know I don't know if it's trying to do that but if you got dizzy enough and laid there I bet it would I bet it would I can touch your ass a little I bet I don't know I wasn't over there that long Um

But yeah just had a nice time then I and I got up to Jimmy John's summer camp up in Wisconsin and his family's all there and that was beautiful Um Caleb Presley was up there. He's been a guest here So it was nice to get to see him and spend some time Um And yeah just fished and ate and had some nice dreams at night and Just staying alive. That's it. Just staying alive at the moment Oh

I'm trying to think of something else. I wanted to share Um, oh, I got my hair. I didn't had a hair surgery a few weeks ago So I got a few more taking out the back and plugged into the front somewhere So uh because I was shedding I was shedding a little I had some hair loss So that's nice. You know how I had to reenlist them bitches in the front You know we had to support our troops, baby So I'm glad to have a little bit extra, you know, we'll see

Hopefully they put in something damn fucking beautiful up there. Hopefully I get a damn cornrow up there or something Something beautiful to pop out You know, I take care of my mind and my brain by going to therapy And by being active Those are ways that I do and my therapist helps, you know, I see a woman right now that's a therapist and a man actually I got two therapists right now And um, you have to you got to take care of that brain You got to let it get things in and get things out with the help of someone else

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And then someone, a lady admitted me a rat king, a doll, a cross-shaded doll of me and a rat And if you're watching on YouTube, we'll have the picture in here right now so you can see it But man, it just, you know, I just felt so lucky I just, just the support, I just appreciate it And we put on some fire shows too, fire! So that's kind of what's been going on with me, you know We took a week off of the show a few weeks ago Gonna take another one off in the future

So just getting, you know, just feeling, taking it easy Taking care of myself Doing the fitness, doing the cold plunging On my medicine, you know what I'm saying, I'm milligrammed up I'm back on medication so that's, I think it's okay You know, I'm not trying to be too crazy about it right now I went down that ayahuasca road and got out there and really was just, you know Just surfing on my own dick out there, you know

Sometimes it was definitely helpful and amazing But I'm, I feel like I'm happy with what's going on right now So I'm on, I think I'm on Lexapro, I don't know Or the cheap one, you know, that's where I'm at I take that cheap bitch, son The name you can't even pronounce, you're like, ah, fuck it, I'll take it I take that bitch, boy So that's what's kind of new in my life

Not doing no love right now, not doing no sex And yeah, just trying not to touch my wiener or nothing And just hoping I bust at night, that's what I'd like Like one of them bees, baby, just buzz, baby, you know Just hoping I just lay there and just, you know, just hoping God touches me in my sleep Praise God, baby We got some beautiful calls and videos and everything that came in from you guys I want to get into some of that because I haven't heard from you in a while

I know we had a few guest episodes in a row But I was so excited to talk to Mike Perry And I was excited that riffraff came through And so we had to get those into you, and I'm glad that we did As always, the hotline is 985-664-9503 Some great calls that came in from you So I'm going to hear some of those now Hi, Theo, this is Alyssa in New Orleans

I first want to say thank you Alyssa, thank you for the call in New Orleans, baby Nolans, baby, Nolans And y'all love New Orleans, you know I love spending time there as a child And my dad got stabbed over there by a brother one time with a screwdriver But we had, you know, we had a lot of nice times also And also my dad had a buddy

And he had one of his limbs, he had a limited limb One of his limbs wasn't very long, his leg One of his leg just didn't want to, you know, just didn't want to fucking do it all And it was shorter than his other leg And he used to stand on this piece of concrete all the time He wouldn't leave it Because he looked even on it And he looked real even on it and he'd stay over there and stand on that thing, you know

And that was beautiful, pretty beautiful to see that See a man just being one place all the time Just evened out because he had that chunk of concrete under one of his limbs over there Beautiful shit, onward, sorry, I'm chatting What else you got there Alyssa? Thank you so much for all the work you do and I really appreciate how transparent you are And how artistic you are Oh, that's sweet of you, Miss, I appreciate it, onward

So a really quick question, I just want to get your opinion about tall women Mmm, mmm, mmm That's what I'm saying at the gate Mmm, yum Onward I myself am 5'10 and my partner is 5'10, 5'11 It doesn't bother me, I mean I used to have an issue growing up with my own posture and things like that

I'm definitely more confident now I take care of my body, I stand tall, what have you But I don't know, I just want to get your opinion like Look, I'll tell you right now, I like a tall woman You know, I like a little portable woman too But a tall woman Well, I guess it's some men feel afraid of it You know, some men, I think they consider and be

Some men will marry tall women because they also want to marry a man They're considering gay And if you're, but they're afraid to either be gay or they are not gay And so they just get a tall woman They say, you know, maybe I would love to have a man but I'm not doing it So I'm just going to get a tall woman, you know, and cut her hair short And put her in jerseys and stuff, you'll see a lot of times You'll have a dude out there that seems kind of like, you know

Like he could, you know, be for men And he'll have his wife there and have her in a damn Dennis Rodman jersey And with a damn fade on the side and you're like, damn He really carved her up You know, he really carved her up So, uh, what are you asking about? Oh, I like a tall, I like a tall bird You know, I like that lady hell, yeah, that long, that long lady

I like that running jump up into that bitch's arms, you know what I'm saying? I like a tall, I like a nine feet tall, get that bit way up there, I can't even see her You know, I'm just, just, just puss level with her, you know what I'm saying? I'm just, that's what, you know, that'd be fine I like a long, you know, hanging a damn bird feeder off her ear I like to get two earrings, damn bird feeders That bitch up there babysitting warblers And I'm down here hanging out by them pockets, baby, you know what I'm talking about, puss

So I think that, yeah, I like a long woman too Because sometimes, uh, also if you're, if you go somewhere and you all meet, need to meet up in a group like at a concert or something, y'all can meet up Meet up at the tall lady Let's meet up at Belinda at 7pm, meet up at Tiffany I like that So yeah, I like a long woman, I like a long leg sometime You know, they had a, well, lady had one leg that came out to one of the shows, I think in Texas And she brought that bitch out and let me hold it

Fucking awesome, man, almost damn teared up You know, every time I get a hold of a damn good orthotic, I fucking, I can feel the wells start filling up inside of me, God Because we had a place by us, probably on the other side of these little woods, they had a little place they made orthotics over there Extra limbs And sometimes they wouldn't, you know, they didn't have some faulty ones or people had used them, they had some refurbished and they couldn't get the knee right or whatever Or the fucking ankle only, you know, they had one of them had an outward ankle or something on it and they just tossed them bitches So as children, we'd go get it, we'd go pick, you know, scavenge over there sometime Roll out of there with a couple of damn, you know, crews out of there with an arm, crews out of there with a couple feet

You know, half a little sack of phalanges, bro, we'd, you know, just fun shit, Halloween, you know, especially around Halloween, we'd try to get over there, see if we'd get anything And sometimes we'd get you a good rubber leg that somebody had had I remember one fella just kept, I guess he'd taken a pen and just kept writing his name into this rubber leg, kind of rubber leg, you know, just Ernie, Ernie, Ernie He'd written the dude, I guess, unless he was writing somebody else's name But he, you know, pretty cool Anyway, but yeah, I like a tall women, you guys are doing good and I like seeing y'all out in the world You know, we need all types of women So I'm glad you're out there, Alyssa, thank you for the call

We got another question came in right here, this is a caller, onward Stop, brother man, this is John calling from Illinois What's up, John, up there in Illinois And I like Illinois, you know, used to pee in a guy's car up there And he was nice about it and I'm grateful for that, man, I love that place And my mother grew up out there in Wyoming, Illinois And she used to really, you know, she used to enjoy her childhood up there and the state has a big place in my heart, onward I had a question for you, dude, for one, I'm taking a dookie right now, I apologize for that

Dang, bubba But at least you're efficiency, you know, you're doing efficiency, brother, and I don't like it, but I respect it But so my dad had just recently passed and he was an amputee and had a fake leg Bruh, I want to save that leg, take it to ball games and everything else and shove beers out of it You think that's a good idea or what? Look, I appreciate you calling, man, and this is crazy, we're just talking about this And so, you know, I have a little bit of experience with extra limb And I'm going to say this, man, first of all, yeah, you got to do something with it

You know, put it to use, man, that thing, that damn, that tibia or whatever, that bitch got magic in it You know, it's the last piece of your father you have You know, maybe hanging in the garage and, you know, like some people hang a tennis ball so they don't want to stop the car Hang that bitch right there Every time, you know, the windshield of your Dodge Neon or whatever hits that thing, you're going to remember pops And you're going to stop the car, stop for pops, it could be a little moniker You know, every time stop for pop, bam, hit that leg That's beautiful, bruh

Or put that bitch in it, get some damn lights and candles around that bitch and ask it questions That bitch has got powers in it, bruh You got here chugging beers out of it, like a fucking homeless kid, dude Are you out of your mind? That's a piece of your damn father And you're doing business calls and shit Come on, bruh I mean, you know, your dad lost his fucking leg

So you could sit around and do shit calls I don't think so, baby I don't think so You know what that makes you want to do? That makes you want to vape on this fucking plant That's what you get, boy Take care, it's the last piece of your father, you know how much I'd love to have a piece of my dad I'd love to have a damn ear lobe of my father's or something You know, when you out here with a whole damn limb, bruh

When you fucking sipping damn blue moons out that bitch or whatever Get your life together, bruh Get off the shitter and get out in the yard and fucking hit dingers with that bitch You know, drive down the street at night and hit people's mailboxes Give your dad a fucking life, bruh A fake leg never dies, man A fake leg never dies, bruh It's halfway between ghost and human, man

And you got that bitch You know, sneak that bitch into the Olympics, dude Get a job running the torch and then surprise them Like that bitch at the top And run that bitch, you know, run it to wherever Damn Iowa, you know, Cedar Rapids, run that bitch over there Throw, you know, let the kids have a sleepover and just hum that bitch into the tent in the middle of the night Fuck them up, bruh

But do something, man, do something special But live a little, man That's what I tell you to be real honest with you I'm sorry for getting angry at you But somebody has to tell you something, man Maybe that's why he left that, bruh So you could get a kick in the ass and get some motivation going Gang, baby

Let's get into another call What else we got here? Hey, this is Hunter from Kentucky Hunter? From Kentucky That checks out Onward? Called earlier and left the message

I got kind of nervous, so I cut it short Well, I appreciate you calling back, man Yeah, I know it's kind of, it can be kind of hard to just leave a message If it's something that means something to you Even if it does, and I know it's a lot for you guys to just put your voice in there And so I appreciate it, and it's okay if you have to call back Thank you, Onward? I've got a question

I struggle with a lot of anger and stuff like that And I kind of take it out on my wife and so sometimes I mean, I'm young and stuff like that, I'm only 20 years old And I wonder if you've got any advice About controlling anger Or maybe, like, controlling myself a little bit more To make my days go better and stuff like that I get mad and I gotta go to work and stuff like that

Man, I just abolish me, I don't know why Man, I love you, I love the podcast It's awesome, man Gang, baby, thank you for the call, bub I'm sorry that you're dealing with this And I appreciate you calling about it You know, it's nice that you care enough You know, you care enough about your wife

You're able to get a little oversight of yourself You know, you're able to see, okay This anger isn't helping me You know, I was dealing with a lot of anger a few years ago Even eight months ago I just wanted everything to be a certain way You know, and I couldn't control everything And so that left me angry

I was like, this needs to be like that I couldn't control everything And that left me real, real angry I was having a tough time And some things that I've done for me Is I've started a little bit of meditation You know, just 10 minutes, put my timer on You can look up some YouTube videos

How to meditate That helps give me a little more space Before I'm going to get angry It gives me a little more space Between me and the world Because the world is going to make me angry And if I'm right on top of the world Then whenever something happens

I'm right there But meditation starts to give you a little bit of space Between the world and you It just gives you a little bit of space I find that that helps I find that asking God to help God, I find myself being really angry And it affects me and it affects my loved ones

And I don't like it And God, can you help me to figure out what's going on? And if you believe in God or not It can be the universe, it can be a higher power But putting it out there like that It kind of makes you feel not so alone about it And you'll start to get some feedback from the world From God, from whatever you believe

You'll start to get some feedback from it Yeah, I'm trying to think of what was really... You know, and this would be a good one If people have some suggestions for Hunter About how to handle this anger And I guess I can't really tell if it's about your wife Or you're just saying that it comes out towards her But one thing I've also noticed for myself

Is even going back to just doing fitness and stuff That's been helping me a lot You know, it's been helping me get out of myself It just gets a lot of energy out of me And it makes me feel more in control A lot of times I feel anger when I'm not in control in some way And so anger just comes out Let me try and think about it for just a second

You know, I didn't like being angry, man I'd find myself... I was literally watching myself behave ways that I didn't want to be And a lot of it was because... For me, it was control I wanted things to be a certain way They weren't that way, certain things And I couldn't control it all

And so for me, I started to have to get a higher power I had to get a higher power that helps me It's out of my control Oh, and thank God it is Because I can't control everything And I was trying to And now it's like, hey God, that's your job You do it, you're doing it anyway

I'm just pretending I am And it's causing me a lot of frustration So those are some things that helped me But I'd love some suggestions actually for Hunter And we can put those at the end of an upcoming solo episode Just hit the hotline [phone] But thank you, man I played that part again where you talked about

What was going on so people can know how to respond I struggle with a lot of anger and stuff like that And I kind of take it out on my wife and so sometimes I'm young and stuff like that, I'm only 20 years old And one of you got me advice About controlling anger Controlling myself a little bit more to Make my days go better and stuff like that

I get mad and I gotta go to work and stuff like that And I just abolish me, I don't know why Gang, baby Oh, another thing that I do I started doing is When I get up in the morning You know, and I'm kind of lucky I think Because I have some time right now to do this But I'll do a small prayer, I'll do a meditation

And then one of the first things I do is I'll check in with other people I start checking in with other people You know, I'll call different friends I'll just check in what's going on with you What's going on with you So then I'm not thinking about myself I'm thinking about them

And that takes some pressure off of me, I notice There's also, you know, you could do a 12-step program There's like, you may have anger and resentments In your life that you don't really know about You know, there's all types of... There's Alenon, there's Coda There's ACOA, Adult Children of Alcoholics I'm not saying that any of that is part of your life

I'm just trying to think of... You could even just go do one of those programs And it would help you solve some of these things You know, if you did a 12-step program There may even be one for anger specifically And you can go to Zoom And you listen to other people talk And one of them is going to say something

That's really going to help you But, you know, having gratitude, writing gratitude lists You know, it's hard to be angry and grateful at the same time Oh, and I just... I got this grateful shirt on today This is from our boy Dustin Poirier From his shirt He has these shirts

Anyway, man, I'm sorry you're dealing with that But I'm glad you're at a young age, bro If you're looking at yourself to see what's going on with you And it's awesome that you care about your wife And, you know, you want to figure some of this out And you recognize that it's hurting you That it's hurting your world You know, that's powerful, man

So right there, that's really... You know, you should feel good about yourself for that I think that's really special You know, I was angry for a long time I had a lot of anger and resentment Towards my past and family and stuff like that And I'm still working through that stuff And I'm hopeful about it, so...

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To learn more Alright, let's see We got a call that came in right here This is an update from someone Hey Theo, this is Jordan Calling him from Mandeville, Louisiana What's up Jordan? Over there in Mandeville baby And my God, I spent a lot of good time over there

And I remember the night that the Taco Bell opened up And people were damn fired up People were fucking beating their stepchildren And drinking Dr. Pepper and just fucking You know, and just, God, people were excited And me and my buddies got all high You know, we was high on something You know, probably Whippets and Weed

Maybe the W's, we were making it through the alphabet that year And we got pretty far And we got all baked out And was headed to the Taco Bell like everybody was The whole fucking town was over there Probably had 200 people at that bitch And I pulled up and got out the van And my damn step-parents were right there, bro

Damn, dude, and I couldn't even barely see out of my eyes I was just so just cooked out, bro I mean, just like the devil had just been damn grilling burgers Up in my fucking sight balls, baby I was just gassed up And I don't know what, dude I don't know what I said to them But it wouldn't

It wouldn't probably be very good But let's hear more, brother, onward Shout out Listen to the riffraff episode Just now, heard you mention Tiffany Lane's Where you got that first little bit of pussy heat on you Yeah, brother, lost my virginity over there Behind Tiffany Lane's over there on Highway 190

Beautiful little establishment If you like bowling or if you like eating bad popcorn And seeing people be depressed about their families and loved ones Onward Oh, and the carpet was always wet in that bitch, bro Dude, every fucking step was damp up in there Just like the damn carpet just had, you know Like, I mean, just like it had, damn

I don't know what was in it I think they didn't have any subflooring They might not have had any flooring It might have been carpet straight on damn swamp land, bro Cause they're, well, I mean, shit It was damp Tiffany Lane's is now closed down So, again, you're a little sad to hear that great memory

But I know exactly the place you're talking about And, unfortunately, with the pandemic, they closed it down So, anyway, love the show Thank you, brother, thanks for that update Dang You know, things change And I have a tough time dealing with that I can't believe they closed it

Now, we need to go put a cross up or something behind there Where I caught that first 7-10 split, baby Where I picked up that spare, baby You know what I'm talking about Getting cooter, baby, you heard me But thank you, brother, thanks for sharing that Everything changes, bro Everything turns into a fucking lens crafters or something

Shit just hurts a little Or a damn QS diagnostics Dang it What else? I know we're kind of call heavy here But I want to hear what's going on with you What else can we get into? Yeah, I'm sorry if this is call heavy I'm not sorry about it

But yeah, it's just been a few weeks Since we've had a solo episode, you know And some of that's been because I'm just So, you know, since I hadn't really been feeling like myself You guys know that And the hard part Sometimes with podcasting is putting yourself out there When you don't feel great

You know, you want to put at least the most Not the most comfortable you out there But you want to at least be able to You know, get through the episodes without feeling a lot of stress And, you know, for a long time that was hard for me I mean, for two years it was tough And I'm not crying about it But I've been feeling better

But I'm just trying to, you know, just trying to take it easy And yeah, and I miss the solo episodes Because I feel like this is where I get to connect with people And hear what's going on So maybe we're a little call heavy today And that's just how we're going to be I'm excited, I'm going down to Austin For the coming week

You know, I'm looking forward to that What else is going on in my life? My sister, we just got her into a new house And, you know, that makes me so happy You know, she has two little girls And just to know that, you know, they'd had a tree fell in her trailer And that bitch has been in there for eight months And not my sister, that tree

I mean, they're both bitches And they were both in there But just knowing that her and her girls have a roof over their head You know, and a washer dryer And just, you know, man That makes me feel good My brother moved out to Utah recently And so I've been thinking a lot about him

And what his life is like You know, just what it's like to be in a new place And the challenges he probably feels And stuff like that You know, we had another family member We tried to intervention on recently And that was just our choice And so I've been thinking a lot about them

And what else has been happening with me? Oh, I'm going to do a friend of mine asked me to be in his movie So I'm going to do that next month It's about a sober living And it should be exciting So it's not a huge time commitment And it's like a new thing I didn't want to do it

But I'm trying to do contrary actions And do things I don't want to do Because sometimes I get so set in my comfort zone Like, oh, I'm doing this, I'm doing this And my life is going a certain way And I want my life to be different But I keep doing the same things And so I'm like, if I want to have different feelings and stuff

From experiences, I have to do them And sometimes I don't like doing new stuff I don't really want to try it You know, sometimes that stuff scares me You know, I like to be in control I like to know the outcome of things Or I like, you know, if somebody will invite me to a movie And they'll technically want to see me like

What's it going to be like? I'll text stuff back like that What the fuck is it going to be like a fucking movie, you know? And I'm like, who's going to be there? And they're like, who the fuck is fucking dark? It's dark in there And people's fucking hiding and eating damn jujubes, dawg Who gives a shit?

You know, but it's like, I want to know everything I find that a lot for myself I've always, I want to know how everything's going to go So I can be okay Because if I know how everything's, you know There's not going to be any real surprise Then I can do, you know, I'm in control It gives me some sense of control

But what it takes away from me is it takes possibility And you can't really have a lot of fun If you don't have a lot of possibility You know, that's where fun happens That's where something new happens, it's, you know And I think I used to be more relaxed and more open about that But when my life got real busy, I got real scared You know, and I just, I was like, I just

I don't know, I got real scared And I didn't know how to, and the only thing I knew how to do was I just, I need to tighten down on control I got to control everything Anyway, I don't even know what I was talking about But, yeah, that's just been what's been going on with me So I've been trying to be braver and try new things And do things that could be different

And the funny thing is once I even agreed to do my buddy's project I felt suddenly more excited It started to turn from fear and like, what's it going to be like And to like, hopefulness, like, oh, this could be fun I'm going to get to meet some new folks I'm going to get to be around some fun people Bobby Lee's going to be on there So I'm going to get to be around him, you know

It's like, things like that What else? Oh, I've been writing a movie script David Spade wrote a movie script together So that's probably a dream come true Even if it never even gets made, man, we worked hard You know, we worked hard And my buddy Adam E. get on there helping out And we worked really hard, and this, you know

I don't know, that's... So, uh, that's just stuff that's been going on with me, I guess I'm not trying to brag, but I'm trying to share things that are making me feel excited And, um, yeah, that's what's going on Let's get into another call here This was a video call, too We get to see this person, this would be neat Theo, what it do, bro? My name is Kate

I'm from Louisiana I've always appreciated the homage that you give to the place that you came from The homage that you always give to Louisiana I think it's really important that we remember where we come from So we know where we're going That's something that was instilled in me as a young kid And I carry it to this day And I'll hand it down to those who come after me someday

Hey, man Yeah, thank you for calling You sound like you got a little bit of that veal plaid in you, baby Stuck in your throat there, Donny You got a little bit of boo-boo-boo your bass in you You know? You got that Rimmelod over there in your windpipe, baby You know what I'm talking about

You sound like you're from Lafayette area I'm guessing boo onward And in that same vein, my question to you, Theo Is do you feel a connection to your ancestors? And if you do, how does that connection show for you and your life? How, how, how do your ancestors manifest in you, the Ovan in the year 2022? Um, well, that's really, uh, that's, that's interesting. Um, you know, you know, my father, Pat, my father was a dang ancestor.

I mean, he was born in 1910 and, you know, he passed away when I was 16 and, um, and my folks separated when I was seven. And so sometimes I still feel my father around. Sometimes I'll feel my heartbeat and sometimes I'll even put those, those ear listeners on. I got a stethoscope, I think it's called. I don't know what it is from a doctor's office and I'll listen to my heart and, uh, because it's really, that's my father's beat. That's my grandfather's beat. Like, like a heartbeat is like, you know, your parents made made that it's from their heartbeats made your heartbeat. So it's really crazy that like this sound of this heartbeat started way back when it's, it's still, you know, it's in me.

This is, this isn't my sound. It's my heart, but this was created along. This sound has kept going. It's been remixed by people doing sex and making a new person. But this heartbeat, this is, this is my fucking, you know, this is the same fucking beat that went through my father and my grandfather and on up. I had a tough time with my own family growing up and we were not very close. And there wasn't a ton of education about the grandparents and the family history. There wasn't a ton of it.

And I think that some of that, uh, you know, I always wanted to be different. I wanted to do my own thing. Um, so I think as I get over more of that, like resentment, um, I noticed my own family connections growing stronger these days. Um, that, uh, I hope to have a, a greater knowledge of, and not only a knowledge of, but a care for and a care to explore where I'm from and what's inside of me, what I'm made up of. Um. But yeah, I think there's sometimes, you know, sometimes I'll see a little rabbit go by or something and I'll feel a little, that Native American kind of tingle in me. You know. Um.

But yeah, I mean, I feel a connection to Louisiana. I feel a connection to Covington where I'm from and that just the, you know, I realized that I love to tell the stories about my youth and, and stories are important because that's how we learn a lot of things. Um, you know, that's how you instill a lot of like, uh, the past in the people. Um, so yeah, it's interesting. I don't, I feel a connection, but I, I would like to have more. You know, I would like to have more. Um, but for now, I think I'm just working on the gratitude that I didn't get here alone, you know, that I didn't do or create me by myself. Um, you know, I think I've had resentments in some of that space.

And so I gotta, uh, I'm still working through some of that stuff and, um, and that's okay. You know, but I think that's an interesting question and I think it's important. You know, I think it is really important because if you tell your kid who is grandfather and you introduce, this is who he is. And this is what he did. And this is who your great grandfather was. And this is your great grandmother. And this is what she did. You know, that's cause then they have a history, they have a meaning.

There's a purpose. Oh, I'm a part of a chain. I'm part of something. You know, I think that that stuff used to be huge, probably like in a lot of native, uh, cultures and in other societies, it might be really big and in some other families. And our family, it was not, there was not a lot of, uh, sharing stories of, uh, the past. You know, um, and I think my father had some. I mean, he grew up in a village. You know, he said that there were people eating dirt in his village that people starved.

Um, but I, uh, we were kind of ships passing in the night in our ages and our ability to connect. So, um, yeah, I don't know. That's a really interesting question though, but I do think it's important because then a kid doesn't feel like he's just. Here, you know, if he knows where he's from, if he knows his lineage, if he knows who was before him and what they believed and what they were, um, I think that's really valuable stuff. Uh, I don't have a lot of that stuff in me, um, but I hope to gain more and I hope to, if I have a family of my own, uh, to have more information to pass on. You know, I think I really hope that. So thank you for that call. All right.

Uh, I want to, um, yeah, I want to thank you guys. We got one more call in a hit, but, uh, I want to just want to thank you guys just for, uh, for tuning in and for being a part of my life and, um, and let me be a part of your lives. You know, um, that's cool. I think it's cool. And, uh, and yeah, I just want to let you know that, that, uh, yeah, it means something to me. And, you know, one thing that I have that I think about a lot is that this, this show and this group is important to me. And, um, yeah, I just, uh, I don't know. I want to be able to make the most out of it.

And, um, that's always a goal of mine. And that's something that even comes back to me more, uh, the better I feel, you know, it's like, man, if I'm feeling good, then I can really be a part of this. And, uh, that's nice, man. So that's been a real blessing. Um, let's check this one more. We had one more little, uh, Dealey came in from a young lady right here. So I can't help but die laughing every time he bust out with the, I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs.

You know that boo boo. I grew up in a two story house and that was a totally valid excuse to not have to do something. You just yell, I'm upstairs. So I started telling my seven year old this. We don't have any stairs in our house, but every time he wants me to do something and I don't feel like doing it for him. I started yelling, I'm upstairs. So now this is what we do. Hey Jacoby, can you bring me my water bottle?

No, I'm upstairs. Jacoby, please bring me my water bottle. I'm upstairs. Yeah, baby. Yeah, you are Jacoby. Dang, huh? Jacoby, and you know, boo boo got with a fricking, she got with a brother, baby. If you got a Jacoby running around, that's beautiful boo gang.

I love it. I'm upstairs. Best excuse in the book. No stairs, basement only, no problem. I'm upstairs. I love it. Thank you for that. Thank you for that call and I hope Jacoby's doing well.

You give him a hug from us. And look, that's where I'm going to try to stay. I'm going to try to stay upstairs, man. That's all we're doing here. We're just trying to stay upstairs, aren't we? I think that's it. You know, things are going to get risky. You know, things are just trying to stay above it, you know, or beside it or just,

you know, just trying to get stuck in the sludge and try to take care of ourselves and take care of one another too. I think that's good. But you guys be good to yourselves out there, huh? I know you can. I know it's not easy. But yeah, take care of yourself. It's important.

You know, that we've created this society that there feels like so much pressure. You know, it feels like we don't even exist sometimes anymore. But I don't know if I don't know if that's real or if that's just a side effect of something we've created. I think the truth is that we are important and that we do matter and that there is purpose to us. I think we just got to refind our footing a little. You know, and I don't know exactly how we do that, but I know that we can and I

know that we will. And in the meantime, just take it easy. You know, and be good to yourself. I know you can. And if you need me, I'll be upstairs. And if you're not up there, then come up. Jacobi, get my water bottle. I'm gonna come up.

Yeah. Feels real good after I've been so blue. He's gonna come up. I'm gonna come up. Feels so good to have a brand new view. He's gonna come up. Well, I just broke up with my baby. Now I can finally get the love in you.

Yeah, yeah, come up. Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street when I made a game and said to me, You're gonna come up. You're gonna come up. And it's playing to see between you and me. We got so much love in chemistry. It's finally come up. You'll be good, baby.

Yeah. Well, good things keep on coming. And there ain't gonna be no running. No, I'm gonna come up. I'm gonna come up.