This Past Weekend - E434 Funny Marco

Starting point is 00:00:00 I have some new tour dates to announce. I will be in Springdale, Utah on July 6th at the O.C. Tanner Amphitheater. I'm excited to get out there and spend some time with my brother and and with you guys So you can grab those tickets presale is live now with the code rat king general on sale begins Friday March 10th At 10 a.m local time as well next week. We will be going on sale with tickets for Toronto So we've also added a fourth show in Las Vegas, Nevada on July 1st at the on-core theater As well we have tickets remaining for uncusville, Connecticut on July 21st at the mohegan Sun arena and atlantic city, new jersey on sunday july 23rd at the hard rock live at it's arena That hard rock show it will be a little bit of a bigger venue than usual

Starting point is 00:00:56 But we will we will have screens in there Which i'm actually very excited about having that experience myself get your tickets at theo von.com Slash to you are and thank you so much I can't thank you enough for coming out. The show is awesome. So I hope to see you there Today's guest is a content creator Um, I checked out some of his stuff recently and I got absolutely lost in his world. Uh, he is He is unique and I'm grateful that he's here today. Um, today's guest is funny Marco Yeah

Starting point is 00:02:03 Some of the guys aren't really available a lot of black minions tour a lot so we get to see him in town as much Yeah, and then jb smooth said he would come on but He hasn't come on yet. No, they're gonna see work. They're gonna see sometimes people miss the train and it's like bro It was here waiting. Yeah, it's gonna take off. Oh, this is my damn hog warts, bro We've been fucking serving pork out of this business for a while. Yeah Um, but you've you've had a podcast of your own. Yeah. Yeah, I I would say like I call it like a aqua tv show and I fuck with uh, how you say his name killer press? Yeah case and me him be talking I really like it

Starting point is 00:02:41 So I do actually look up to his shit and before like it just kind of like I had the aqua comedy And then like I love this aqua interviews and then I always like do it on the street. So I was just like You know I'm saying let's just do it and then like it's kind of like where it's such thing as like the black culture in the white We don't have that in ours. You know I'm saying so. Uh-huh. So tell me a little more. Oh, you don't have that kind of awkward in your culture Yes, yes, yeah, we don't so I was like and I look up to him which I'm saying shout out to him. Yeah, he's good Yeah, he's good and then it was just kind of dope and it's just kind of like with Watching and what I tell people is we rolling Amy. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, I tell people is sometimes with content You got to watch and do your homework. Who's great. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like Kobe Bryant watching Michael Jordan

Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, to get the fuck me at like just imagine him like no, I don't want to be like him Like and he give me his props nowadays people don't get props Like actually I watch your show and they're like damn It's some more shit that you made me inspire me to do more stand-up. Oh really? Yeah. Oh wow, man. Thanks, dude Yeah, you don't give a fuck on your stage Yeah, I don't I well, I just want to be I want to be able to be who I want to be able to say whatever I want to say You know and I feel like you can't sometimes Yeah

Starting point is 00:03:51 And the whole reason I got into this business because I just felt like I the only thing I had was my voice You know it's like I didn't have anything else growing up So it was like all I had was my voice So I wanted to be able to say whatever I wanted to say But then you start to run the risk of people getting upset or of you know, but I want to run that risk You know, it's like you want to be able to you want to be able to have some risk a favorite comedian said This is not therapy. This is a place where you come and laugh if you want to be put your feelings and shit Go to fucking therapy. Yeah, don't come you go to a comedy club to fucking laugh not to be like why he say that

Starting point is 00:04:24 Yeah, I think today is this funny or you can relate to it or not? That is what it is My thing is is going to hit for people that's that can relate to it funny and it's not funny But when you try to pick at what I say now you're going to fucking far Right, right, right. It's like your closet. So imagine somebody coming to your closet and telling you why the fuck you got this shirt This is what the fuck shirt. I got I want this shirt If you don't like it, don't fucking like it But don't come in here and try to pick at what the fuck is in my closet

Starting point is 00:04:50 So comedy is in your closet and people step into your room, right? And it's like either you like what's in my closet or you don't Yeah, I think the tricky part gets is like Well, I'm noticed two things for one. I noticed sometimes I uh I'll do the same thing. I start falling into the same trap where I will be sensitive about shit. So sometimes so I gotta watch it I'll notice it, you know, it's like because some of that is a trap that's kind of been created out there I think social media Twitter did it a lot, you know With everybody seeing everything and then realizing no, you can just say whatever you want to things and you should be sensitive about stuff

Starting point is 00:05:24 So I noticed that yeah, I hate that shit and then also sometimes I've got to be careful because I'll almost If my mood isn't good, I'll let myself lean in there a little bit, you know Um, dude, you're fucking retarded, bro. Honestly, bro. It's so good You got teeny dude. Do I have what? No, what'd you say? um Let me think about it. Oh when you Bro, when you're asking those people if they had too many plates. Oh, yeah Yeah, I can't believe I have to go to corral. I kind of I look unbelievable. Yeah. It's kind of like it's like a traffic guard for fucking bullshit

Starting point is 00:06:03 Okay, so basically the manager had noticed that you've been here. You've been eating too many plates No, that's not true. Okay. So how many plates have you ate? And people fall for it and that's why I tell people it's like a mindset thing Like this guy right here that they showing oh, this is every dude and ever this is I've seen I've seen his dude a million times in my life. Yeah, yeah, bro And I say it was like I gotta get him for some reason he had a gun on him too Yeah, he patted like that whole time. He was just like he was like tell him come holler at me Like yeah, that was the last dude. I was like, let's get the fuck out of here. Tell him to come and talk to me

Starting point is 00:06:38 What'd we go? I'll be sitting right over here I'm good. Okay. Okay Okay, so it was definitely funny and it's about energy. I knew he wasn't taking no shit Ah, so you could so yeah, that is a big thing reading people's energy and that kind of stuff So sometimes you have to bail out of them because you know, yeah, I built that after he kind of like Because I didn't want him sitting think like or catch on it was a prank And then sometimes you tell me what's right and make them even more matters So I never tell nobody it's a prank because now that you embarrassed me on camera and you recorded it now

Starting point is 00:07:07 I'm pissed off So sometimes you just have to walk away And just let it be that and let them find out. Do you know what's funny? What I think about is when they go home and tell the story and they don't know what's going to be viral It's like, yeah, some fucking punk came up to me and I had to slap him and he lied And then comes out on camera and it'd be like, bro, this is the one fucking happen. This might be like damn Yeah, dude gets home. He's like, look Belinda. I gotta tell you I can't we ain't going to fucking go crowd anymore. Yeah They up there. They got a damn uh

Starting point is 00:07:33 Warden up there a damn fucking dinner warden and he's accusing people And they're like, bro, I just slept the shit out of him. We were like, oh, you did y'all can't go back It didn't the camera come out and then he never slapped them That's the one thing I really be like, damn when people see this, how do they feel? And she's just rubbing our baby. You only had two plates, baby. I know I fucking know it Right, man. That's crazy, bro Do um and it's interesting because I don't think like as a white guy, I wouldn't be brave enough to go do that Shit, I think like to a black I wouldn't be brave enough to go do it. It's and it's really about

Starting point is 00:08:06 Sometimes like it ain't even about the colors about the energy right at interday. This is a good point This is the thing like sometimes we can get so caught up in the motherfucking cover of us But who are they in the inside because at the end of the day, we still got souls at the end of the day Foss what and I was in your color right now. We swapped. I will still be me in your fucking color. Yeah So sometimes this is like some people are naturally assholes no matter if you black mixed in white or whatever the fuck you are Your soul is gonna be your soul. So the thing is it's kind of like we are in the shell. So it's really like who you are As a person that's what said me. I love myself and I know at the end of the day I'm a love what's around me. So the thing with me is like you're innocent until proven guilty

Starting point is 00:08:45 So I don't give a fuck about color at the end of the day I see you as a motherfucking person and this is your image at the end of the day. Who are you inside the image? That's what fucking matters. Okay, bro. I never really I've never exactly heard it put to me like Uh heard it put like that that is about the person's energy because sometimes I will When I'm talking about it about race and stuff. I sometimes fall into the trap of saying Of kind of I don't know if it's grouping people but you kind of generalize you stereotype I'll stereotype sometimes right but the truth is it really is about somebody's energy some people's energy You know just this ain't the dude

Starting point is 00:09:23 But then sometimes you could get you're right because I could go and get I might be able to find the perfect black guy The perfect Mexican woman and then the other black person would be like if he did that to me I woulda right and then the same thing about a white race They say if he woulda tried me I woulda so you got the waters, right? Okay fucking big deal I didn't do you right and there's a reason I didn't do you because yeah I know the energy and my energy at the end of the day isn't even at the day It's not worth losing your life doing a prank or at the end of the day. I try people that's gonna go home I'm gonna cuss you out. I'm gonna go home to my family. I'm not trying to fuck with somebody that's trying to lose it all

Starting point is 00:09:54 Over telling me I got too many plates Like no, I don't even want to fuck with you at this point, bro Nobody should fuck with you. You know, so this is like you don't want to fuck with nobody that's ready It's like going to a volcano. You know what I'm saying? You don't need to Tell me how because suddenly we in Hawaii bro. I'm listening. Yeah, suddenly me and why so how is it like going to a Volcano volcano when you know, it's different ones. You know when one's about to erupt. I'm not about to go Yeah, I'm not going on that bitch that's shaking. Yeah, even when animals at the zoo I'm not walking up to a tiger that's going crazy. I go to the convoin and just pray that I get the best result

Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah, I go to that bitch on xanax. Yeah, give me that kid. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bond I really feel like and that's why I push this a mindset thing because it's really about your mind And that's what people have to start looking at that Sometimes it's not even about the fucking color because at the end of the day you got nikes. You got reboxed But guess what they still shoes they do different shit by the end of the day You're gonna wear and we are still same fucking people. We just have a we do have our different images and colors But inside who the fuck are we right? Yeah, it's interesting because I get like I think I know that right but it's hard sometimes because nobody look at it like that

Starting point is 00:11:00 Right, I haven't had I've never heard it put like that So I've never really been able to put it kind of into that sort of context or words, you know Because um, yeah, and that just it's just like some people you kind of match up with and some people you don't you know Yeah, especially if you try to run if you're trying to run a prank or somebody or on somebody, um Yeah, that one the one you did Because some a lot of audience may know you a lot of them may not right and that's just the way that social media is, right? um The one you did with the baby powder with that

Starting point is 00:11:32 Oh Let me tell you about this baby powder though. This one is the one that you Do I'm looking a little tiny one Ha ha And then a lot of And what are you getting so you go into walmart? Yeah, hold on. I gotta watch. Hello, man This is gonna be the greatest moment of my life. I gotta sit here with you. Uh, honestly, um

Starting point is 00:12:00 And uh, and that's what I say. I got greats that I look up to this like, uh Where I didn't know where I was going into with that. You had no idea. No, I didn't I was just like I got to get him with something because I had a walmart vest So I just wanted to get a good video and shout out to ed bassmaster It was there. No, no dad. He does that. He does the face So I look like these people I look up to and then I just look and be like how can I do it in my way? So in some shit I create and some people I recreate so I'm of a person that I'm not afraid to say that I recreate something

Starting point is 00:12:32 I love it. If it's funny, I'll go do it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's just doing it. Right. That's the thing Some people do shit and it's like, bro, you're not even doing it Do it better than me at least if you're gonna do it, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah Like that's just what it is. So it's some people I study they pranks and like I love this This is what I like and then I go out and be like, okay, let me do it into my way. Wow. That's what it's about Yeah, everything is fucking everybody got on Yeezys, but they're not wearing it how you wearing it Yeah, can't say take them bitches off because I'm wearing them. You know what I'm saying, right? Yeah, I think I do

Starting point is 00:13:01 So, um So do you feel like yeah, do you feel like a comedian? Do you feel like a prankster? I'm sitting here with funny marker. I didn't even introduce you and I feel bad And uh, where are you where are you from? Where did you start out at? So I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. So oh, wow. Now I have been over there. They used to have albert's barbeque time I was at barbeque. Yeah, they got gay and then they got stacks jack stacks house uh, so yeah, so I came from Kansas City, Missouri and it's it's really like a Uh, uh, small. It's a small state. Yeah, so then I moved to Atlanta. So the thing is when I moved to Atlanta, I left with

Starting point is 00:13:36 You know, it's crazy. You know, I had my shit started. It was a random guy. He DM me He was like, you got a manager. This was things given like 2000 2019 he DM me and did you've been praying about it or anything? I mean, I wanted to move from Kansas City. I was trying to move to st. Louis. I didn't give a fuck I just want to give you go anywhere. Yeah That's almost worse you got a manager and I'm like No, he was like, uh, bro, Rihanna just followed you and I'm like word. This is what I'm like. What he was This is I'm like, damn. I get hyped. He's like, bro. You need the manager. He's like come come out to Atlanta

Starting point is 00:14:08 I didn't know this this guy from a can of paint. Yeah, so I'm like, fuck it I'm going like I didn't have nothing to lose at this point. I believed in myself I went out to Atlanta met him stayed in his damn room didn't know this fucking straight. Yeah Yeah, so I was there with him. He was talking about management stuff shout out to him And it was just kind of like from there. It was like risk-taking can help you or hurt you You know what I'm saying? Because I could have gotten that but I got so much good energy in myself I feel like I believe in like good energy whatever you manifest You don't go towards that and you don't get bad shit too. I got bad shit in that experience

Starting point is 00:14:38 But I still was able overall. I did what I want to do in the outcome. I made it good But it was some bad shit But life is like a web, you know in high school they have the big web and it goes out like And it's just you're gonna get some good shit You're gonna get some bad shit, but you just got to keep pulling shit from that main web Which is you you got to keep drawing shit out What kind of bad shit did you come across damn? Not knowing the game not knowing business working. Oh, isn't that hard? Yeah, like I'm like how the fuck can I make money?

Starting point is 00:15:05 I remember the first the first money I made on instagram was $10,000 for a post And guess what the fuck it was no My fucking god guess what item you think it was I had a let me think It was something like what the fuck am I gonna do with this? It was a girl idol Oh like a Vibrator sexual uh a gun uh

Starting point is 00:15:29 No, like a recipe book What was it? Oh, I know what it was ancestry.com. It was a waste trainer So I'm like, I'm not I'm like, what the fuck I'm not about to and then at this point by where it is Like people are gonna start, you know, and I'm like, what the I'm and then he already took the $10,000 He said whatever waste trainer to lose weight waste trainer for women Oh, so he said rank them up if they try to get rid of a baby, too You'll see somebody put that but he said whatever the fuck it is make it funny

Starting point is 00:15:59 You got $10,000 waiting for you get it done. I'm sending it over to you wired transfer So I'm sitting in like what the fuck and I'm I'm irritated because you already took the money And that's a lot of money from not making nothing in Oh, yeah, that was a lot of money and I'm like the thing is I was caring about people's business I'm like, how can I make her happy? I wasn't thinking about that. I'm like, I want her to be happy And I don't know what to do. No, it was a random my manager took a deal from somebody Oh, okay, the person. Yeah, it was a random person. As I say, he's like, I want to give him I want to I'm thinking you out there fucking listening to umbrella thinking how can I make this

Starting point is 00:16:32 No, no, no, he just found that he just this is when I got to Atlanta. This was like a bad situation for me But I told you good. Okay, I was like freaked out. So you got the trainer. It shows up in the mail. Yeah, I get it I go to Walmart. This is kind of the time I'm at Walmart too. I got booked for Walmart for the essence festival that they got in Louisiana. Yeah Then I'm down here. I got this fucking waste trainer. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm not putting it on what the fuck can I do with a waste trainer the whole time? I'm thinking and then I'm like fuck so then I go to a random customer and I'm like I'm like, do y'all got any more of these?

Starting point is 00:17:04 I forgot what's wrong. He's like, I don't work here. So I'm like, okay And then the kicks in I'm like you sure go back there and give me another one. He's like, I don't work here I'm like, bro. I'm like, I just saw you. He's like, I don't fucking work here And I'm like got it. I said so now I can go out the customers Ask them about the waste train say the name of it and I'm showing it get them pissed off waste trainer promoted. Bam Got it. So then I do I do that. I get this old lady, bro You got to see this clip. Y'all got to pull it up. I get this. I get this old lady She's like

Starting point is 00:17:39 She's like a Christian. I don't know and then I'm like, do you got this waste trainer? She's like, oh, I don't work here, baby. And I'm like, you don't work here So my brother sitting there is like, I don't work here. And then she's like, I don't work here. God damn it What the fuck and she does this And she said y'all recording me and then I look at hill in my head. I'm like, fuck. We got a viral moment I'm like, I can't fuck this up. I don't want her to delete this. I'm like, we're not recording you She's like, I'm a member of a church. You can't get this. You cannot put that out. So long story short I'm like, no, we're not recording you in my head. I'm happy as hell because now I have that moment that waste trainer

Starting point is 00:18:08 This is about to set the shit up. Yeah, I get the shit send it to the lady. She's like, I don't like it I'm like, what the fuck? This is it like this. She's like, I don't you should have this Why don't you say this promote show them more say the name and and this at this moment I was getting so many people and I do it to one video of 59 seconds again And I'm like, bro, it's their clear day. We got the moment. She's like being a bitch. She's like, she doesn't know Yeah, like I'm like, this is this is the plan is the moment. Let me do this. Like, yeah She's like, no, I don't want and then I'm like, fuck. So then I'll go back and forth and my man, he's like make it funny. So then she's like, I'm like, fuck

Starting point is 00:18:45 This is the moment I want to release at this point like fuck the time I want people because at this time I want to I'm content. I'm like, put it out content. This is gonna go viral. So then she ends up Uh She ended up like not like I don't approve it. I put it out. Anyway I still wouldn't go get the money. It goes viral goes on tv. It goes on Uh, it was a show. I forgot what that show was called goes on tv everywhere and it's just blowing up She's like, oh my god. I didn't and I still tagged her and everything. She's like, I got over 10,000 followers It went crazy. So near like people are hitting me up now other influencers are writing me saying cannot cannot work for me

Starting point is 00:19:21 People I used to DM they never said none of me. It's like, I'm so appreciated. I want to see another $10,000. Take that one I'm ready for the next video. So there it was this kind of money funny how like you can have lumps in life But just understand don't get blocked by them. Like sometimes people run into the big wrong. Don't know what's behind it Sometimes you got to probably curve it or you're gonna have to knock that bitch down and just know So you're in your example there is that you put up you said this is it. I know this is it. I'm riding I'm just about to show yeah, I'm just about to show her even if I got to do a new one Cool, but she about to see this. So I still tagged the company at the end of the day It's still free video about the same time

Starting point is 00:19:55 It was still promotion for me because it went big it hit a million views and it was reposting on there So I still benefited from it and then she end up seeing my vision then I started that a trend at that one up I start doing other items like that. Right. So not only that viral moment I came up with I'm like now I have a series where I can do other people product with this in this prank And I can use this cup or the item or backwood or anything you got needed So then I'm going to Walmart asking people do you work here? This had this item and you know saying it's so funny because it's like pissing them off and it's like Yeah, so and then that's when it came into like a tragic like you know saying like so but yet you didn't get paid for that first video

Starting point is 00:20:31 I did she like she did after she realized it. Yeah, she ran the risk and not getting paid. Yeah. I see you're saying Yeah, yeah, you have to it's interesting to rely on your own instincts and vision man like in hollywood. I got caught for a while I I felt like I was trying to fit into hollywood, you know trying to get on television show or do this or that And then finally I said, you know a lot of these places that wouldn't give me any opportunity They don't put up a lot of kind of guys. I'm not even really a southern guy, but I'm from the south You know, they don't put a lot of that on television, you know um And everybody would just kind of pigeonhole you like that and this and so finally I just said I'm gonna start just kind of doing my

Starting point is 00:21:08 Own stuff and we started just podcasting and putting out clips that we thought were good and that kind of Evolved in at least having our own universe, you know, but it's interesting It's hard sometimes to believe that oh, this is hard. It was hard. Uh, I'm not hard I'm not I mean, I'm not hard. I mean I uh I take those pills a lot. You ever take them. Is it horny in here? I don't think it's uh, is it horny in here? No, I'll be using that on some of my girls Sometimes I always had a warning in here. Yeah, just say that next time you with a girl. It's like, is it horny in here? Yeah, yeah, it worked dude. I flirted with a girl last night actually

Starting point is 00:21:46 Wait, what's her name? She was kind of this she's up. She was kind of like a mixed girl. I think and she was a little bit So what's your definition of flirt now? Being close to somebody and talking to him not be like being brave enough to look right at him while you're talking Right. We're not closer. No, we're not. We know this is we're safe enough We should okay. This is a straight distance. This is a straight male distance. Okay You know, I was in a car accident um

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Starting point is 00:25:03 But I don't know if she liked me or not. I started talking to another guy after me. Huh? The chick man the same girl. No, you say you start talking to who? No, you say you start talking to who this girl. I don't remember her name. Yeah, and then you start talking to who after her Oh, I didn't oh, I tried to talk to some other girl, but she kept looking at something She was like looking away every time I was at like She was like and then she kept dancing every time. Do you know who you was though? Do you look look let me ask you a question. Yeah, uh How can I say this because I'm not a racist? How can I say because I don't want to say it's hard if you're a little racist

Starting point is 00:25:36 Hmm. I mean if you are like, you know, I say I'll be racist towards certain shit like When somebody say I don't eat Like the edge of the pop-tarts. I feel like you racist or pop-tarts I look at racist shit like that not color had a girl say like she says she don't eat off of paper plates I feel like she racist or paper play. Oh, yeah. What the fuck did they do to you? Yeah, that's crazy. So like I said racist ain't even all about color sometimes like you're racist towards something or Oh, you could be racist towards anything. I'm like owls. Yeah. Yeah, my buddy hates owls. I'm like, damn What they ever do to you? Yeah

Starting point is 00:26:10 Yeah, look, okay. So all right. So how how can I say this if I was not to say white people? What's the Caucasians you could say? Caucasians I think are drug or that's drugs, but I think you could say Caucasians you could say call You could say honkies if you want. I don't know that sound terrible. That's too much. Yeah. Yeah, you try and get me canceled Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you could say That was a good one. Yeah Yeah, that was a good one. You could do uh, oh, what's like a good white person that is just like a general white person a group of them Yeah, yeah, like uh, because we African-Americans that would be going right. So I would say, uh

Starting point is 00:26:50 Uh, kind of like I don't know if you just want to say white Americans white Americans that just sounds too like you trying to be you trying to troll us Yeah, yeah, I agree. So I would say just And then what if you say people like you that's kind of going too far? Well, people like you people get offended at that Yeah, you know, you can't say these people people like you Gays or whatever. Yeah, what is the right term to say? What do you have Zach? Do you have anything for whites? Uh group of whites, um, I think usually just people calling them those whites over there. That's crazy I don't I don't yeah

Starting point is 00:27:27 so I'm saying what is so Uh, so some people People people you might know so people of your kind. Okay, that sounds a little bit people of your kind people of your kind That sounds good. That sounds kind of cleaned up like okay So people of your kind, how do y'all flex like you do you realize like sometimes you like you let girl like you know What the fuck I am how do you flex on somebody when they turn you down? Do y'all flex? Let me think I think some guys do if they're brave guys, right? How about you like how you ever flex on girl like, you know what the fuck I am like

Starting point is 00:28:01 In your head. We're not actually saying that No one time I got out of an elevator and this guy had gotten in he was listening to my podcast when he got in and I've been flirting with the girl in the elevator right and so this kid and she was not giving me the time How long was this fucking elevator ride? This was seven seven stories. Okay, so it all happened pretty quick I got in she got in we're both in there And I'd seen her before dude, and she was there I think with her mom or something And they had a dog she kept walking this dog outside of the elevator and or outside of the hotel So I'm like, oh man. I've been praying about this and I saw her in the elevator

Starting point is 00:28:34 And then this kid gets in he's like no way. I'm listening to your podcast right now And I and I had just said Hey, if you want to come to a comedy show tonight and she goes. Oh, I think we're busy tonight, right? Mm-hmm. She kind of brushed me off and then this kid gets in and he's like no way And so then I felt her energy change a little bit and as I'm getting out He goes, you know that guy is and I look back and uh, and I could see something in her Was like a little bit different, but it didn't matter. That was it the doors closed But I did let it happen. I look back and said I let her know I know what's going on

Starting point is 00:29:13 So hey, like I just ask me questions that I want to know you welcome to ask me questions But like how do you approach girls in public because I never seen like, you know, I got like white friends I got all type, but I never seen what I like. I think she's cute. I'm gonna go talk to her like I'd never Why guys aren't as brave? I don't yeah, that's what I just I'm like, how the hell do y'all get dates? Oh, shit. I don't know mostly DMs. I think parents set you up. See there it is Stephanie. Yeah, like I want you to talk to Stephanie. She's my best friend darty. Like fuck it. Yeah, we gotta do it. Yeah Yeah, but that's better too because it's word of mouth versus just meeting a stranger because then the shit comes back home Or she ever steal from you your fucking daughter stole about 20 dollars

Starting point is 00:29:55 Right, that's true. I think there's danger. Well, a lot of bitches steal Yeah A lot of bitches steal. Are you checking your pockets when I'm in here? I don't know. It was fun. I've never done that either, bro. I ain't stolen nothing yet. I used to steal. Did you really? Yeah, I used to steal. Dude, um, is that like a is that a part of Sometimes people do it because they want to try it and some people do it because they can't like can't afford it Right. So it's just it's like where the hell are you at with it? So like doing it just because other people doing it is totally unacceptable

Starting point is 00:30:30 If you can't like, you know one time like I stole a steak from walmart. It was crazy. So I slid it down my pants So I put the steak down like I was in the whole time. I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck I'm gonna put this steak at So I'm like fuck because you know, it comes like in a plastic thing. Yeah, steak. Nice, huh? Yeah, yeah, so I said fuck it took it out the thing. Okay had the steak in my hand. Yeah Slid it right in here. I'm like, who the fuck gonna check Dick for steak. Yeah, no fucking way. Nobody a creep, bro. Right Exactly, right there today if you go here, bro, you're going way too far. Like the steak is already here Like if you search, yeah, yeah, what if you say, oh you stole the steak, but he just keeps rubbing on your dick

Starting point is 00:31:10 Like that sexual assault like you can't do that. That's true. That's sexual assault There's not part like man a lot of things get baited and switched like that now people will set up something and then they'll end up getting a lawsuit too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So uh long story short, uh Yeah, I went to jail. The state got took it. Nobody ate the steak. They probably put it back on the market. So probably some of the big steak out there So if y'all watching this just watch out I would have uh, I wonder what I would eat, man. Say a white person dies, right? Say you guys are at a uh, I never been I want to go to a white funeral. I want to see how this do is a lot of crying

Starting point is 00:31:49 Oh, uh, it's a lot of people playing like, um Um, jesse mccartney listen to jesse mccartney. Uh, I'll check it out. I want you and you're a beautiful soul. Y'all the one I want to take You're the one I want to hold you want jesse mccartney. Do you know, uh, all y'all ladies pop y'all pussy like this Yeah, yeah, that's black funeral. Yeah. Jesus. They play that for the strippers God where? Uh, shit a lot of funerals like that's what happened because that's they theme song so they go out to that and a lot of strippers They had a stripper pole. It was one girl. Our name was dasha nick and she like had a crazy stripper like party like

Starting point is 00:32:29 It was like a strip pole at the thing and it was a celebration Yeah, because that's what she she like that was what she stood up for so they was playing that and like Pussy everywhere and she like oh my god. What makes me nervous hearing about all of that. I don't like hearing about Cooter we call a lot of us call it cooter or whatever growing up, but are you scared of cooter? I'm not scared of it There's not too much of it. I just make something about it man when people start talking about it or Especially I think during the daytime after 5 6 p.m. I'll hear about it. Um, you know, what was uh Why tell me about this thing. Can I ask you questions about being black? Yeah, okay. Thank you um

Starting point is 00:33:10 Only two. Okay. All right. Cool. Cool. What uh What does it feel like does it feel? different Like does it feel like when you I mean I've never been another color. So I don't know what it's like feeling different But does it like what does it feel like? Uh, I feel like being like Being this color Does it feel like anything or does it I feel like you know what everybody got their superpowers? So we got some more advantages. Y'all got some of y'alls. Yeah, like, you know

Starting point is 00:33:40 I just want to know sometimes what it's like to cuss the police out like what the fuck did you put me over for back the fuck up But you know, we can't do that. So it's like gifts and curses and so many times y'all can't Go out in the hood and fight y'all can't fight but we can right so we got to pick our battles, you know So at the end of the day, it's like we can survive in the trenches. You know what the trenches are Yeah, I know what I mean. I haven't been in all of them, but I've seen some of but what's your ideas of the trenches the trenches, I think it's people are eating hot dogs people are You know, there's people fighting probably

Starting point is 00:34:12 Uh, somebody has a gun little little little booty has a gun or something uh people selling um Stacks or whatever people not stack, you know what I'm saying people talking about uh, let me get that You know and they got a secret gay dude in there too. Let me get that booty icy Let me get that booty icy You know i'm talking about or like uh, oh people I know it. Let me tell you uh

Starting point is 00:34:41 People listen to fucking boozy, you know, you know, you know any of his lyrics Yeah, dude, um, yeah, I do We got some of his lyrics written down at home, but like being that I just feel like we uh Uh, we just got our advantages, you know, and then just feel like it comes back to be comfortable because god made us who we are for a fucking reason And I believe in Reincarnation like eventually I might be white or I might be a turtle after I die You know, like I might not ever be like you might get to be like like them And you will probably get to be like them. I remember like you won't remember it all

Starting point is 00:35:17 But you're like now you should be right now I'm like so that's why sometimes some people say all you act black or you act white because they've been white before and now They end up black body. Oh, yeah, so and then some people like might be a snapping turtle. I definitely know when I die I'm gonna be a seahorse I could see you out there. Yeah, I'm just like over it. You know, I could see you out there Yeah, I'm not being like I because I've been here before I just I just I would I'd be remembering back flashes Like black people seem like they've been here before. Yeah. No, I mean just I say souls I'm not gonna say black people are souls

Starting point is 00:35:48 But okay, I would say this so that being a lot of black children that I see even six month old I don't like matured like to do that. I want to kill my mom. Yeah, they act like they have very mature So that's what I'm saying is sometimes I see black children that seem like they've been here. I get it. Yeah, very They're like over shit and they're fucking 11 months events in this month. Yeah You already like trying to go to the senior carousel. It comes from like our like mama's like because black women got good kuchi Oh, damn, really? Yeah All right Okay, that's one question. So what was the answer to it?

Starting point is 00:36:22 Uh Being able to accept our advantages. So being black. Yeah, black people have a yeah, but y'all got something too But right everybody has different advantages. Yeah, right. Right. That's what I think kind of okay Sometimes it's okay to joke about certain things about people that are kind of like just normal things that everybody can kind of recognize Like I don't count that kind of stuff as racism to me Yeah, you know, like if somebody's mean or really ill will then that's different, you know But I noticed that uh, all right, what's the story with? Black people eat more watermelon than white. I think white people eat watermelon more than black people

Starting point is 00:36:59 Oh, I would think probably so especially now because once black people heard that shit I think they don't even fuck with it anymore because that seemed like uh black people always seem like they want to be Unique they want to do their own shit. That's what it seems like. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely saucy Like we definitely create a lot of shit, right and also I think you know America was kind of I don't know if it was like I don't know if it was like a white culture when black people first got here So it would make sense that black people would not want to do they would want to only do shit That seems new and we just like we want to start a lot of shit right come from like, you know being this shit and just kind of like

Starting point is 00:37:36 Just you know what I'm saying? I just feel like it's really in our code like just trying new shit from the way we dress The way we do music so very talented, you know and everybody talented But we learn how to do shit and turn it into like our way like and just keep in mind. Mexicans do the same shit They find ways and you know what I'm saying? Y'all do the same shit But you would never know until like you be around and see it, you know, because I got I got I grew up around My uncle had a white girlfriend. So we met the Uh, the you know, that was her name. Do you remember Jennifer? Oh, yeah So he got to me and that's what said I can relate to her like the whitest name in to yeah

Starting point is 00:38:11 He did yeah He brought Jennifer around and then I could tell it was funny because she was so comfortable with us boom She brought us around the family. It was like she broke the fucking code like But and then sometimes it'd be like that for like, you know, baby like don't bring that white bitch to my house So it'd be so some families like you broke the code and so and that's what I said where It leads in where certain people and some people accept it like oh like, you know So it's it's just getting where you fit in if you don't come to wood it don't be around But she definitely broke the code bringing us over to Thanksgiving

Starting point is 00:38:42 Especially in in the food wasn't I didn't like the food. So not only that like the food was not right. Yeah, it was different Yeah, but I really feel like if you do do that get let the family know talk to them. Don't make it awkward You know I'm saying like yeah, that's a good point. It's better to say. Hey, I'm bringing over an Indian or a Native American I'm bringing over a Swedish guy or a woman or a black guy or a Japanese woman and see how everybody feels. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I want to lead into it all the stuff we talk about It's just crazy because we still are so it is just talking about colors It's just a subject to talk about because anybody talking about that's a what a real cool tv Nobody arguing about samson versus roe cool. It's just a fucking tv

Starting point is 00:39:24 But it just they made it a big thing with colors at the end of the day. Nobody's arguing about Jordan and Nike Is this fucking shoes? Yeah, but so when it comes into color race I feel like when we all come mature and we just let it be you fucking human. I'm fucking human You shouldn't piss I sleep. I gotta eat you gotta eat and leave it at that. It'll be cool Yeah, once everybody come to do that it's gonna probably take 20 years of generation But we all won. That's all that fucking matters Yeah, we talk about down here a lot about beige power like eventually everybody's gonna be beige Everybody's gonna be like Ben Simmons. Yeah, everybody's gonna be

Starting point is 00:39:58 611 how would you feel if you woke up like would you be like wow? Oh, I would be excited. I think I'd be excited. Oh, yeah, dude every every white person's dream I think is to wake up black. Okay for sure Because I got to get up and be fucking black though Remember uh chris brown when they in they did that body thing for the video. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do remember that Yeah, dude, I would love it, dude I would first of all, I would sneak up on people that didn't know I was gonna be black Fucking surprise them white people because they'd be like, oh, fuck. I'm scared. I'd be like, it's me motherfucker

Starting point is 00:40:33 Yeah, I was surprising bro. Yeah, and then what would I do? I think I would just like See what it feels like to just Say nigga, no, I wouldn't say it I might write it down. I would write it down. Texas. Yeah Guess who's here and then they say who this uh, yeah BBW's oh Yeah, you fuck with them. I would then

Starting point is 00:41:13 Mm-hmm. Oh, I'd hook up with every thick white girl that drives a Honda Civic though. Mm-hmm Because that's all I remember when I was growing up all the black dudes had the white girl with the Honda Civic Yeah, no, you know something they had they had that or they had uh They had a Chevrolet a Chevrolet in Malibu in Paula Malibu That's every hood starts stem like I'm gonna tell you kind of like the three things that you need to To to survive in the hood you got to surround around the right people Not like you know I'm saying not the overly people that's dangerous and not the only you got to get with the ones That's kind of like civilized. They know not to fuck with us. That's one thing

Starting point is 00:41:52 So you got to know who to click with you will never know. Okay, that's one thing and another thing you need a motherfucking shank So this shank is just kind of like this backup off of me. Can you google it shank shank? Yeah shank So a shank is just to kind of like to protect yourself to be like back up This is kind of like I don't want I'm not that type of person But if you got this close to me to me to use it, yeah, you deserve it Oh, damn. So it's a closeness issue. Just pull up a shank. Zach. Yeah, you need one of them. Oh, damn, bro Yeah, you need one of them. It's coming all sizes. Oh, damn boy. And that thing like if you get close to me Uh, by the way, you look like Tom Brady a little bit. Uh, thanks, man

Starting point is 00:42:33 Uh, but if you get that close to me, then that means like you you deserve this because you was in my space Like you can't just do that. This is kind of like a oh, I see it's a close Yeah, there's you out of the way of the shank. You're good. You got in my way. Damn That's one thing and then uh, you know what a link card is A link card, uh, uh, like a dbt ebt. Yeah ebt. Yeah, and I ain't a lot they say is that's true They say more white people get food stems of black people. We had food stands growing up. I remember I would know but they said the coach. I wonder if we did like I know you can look it up Yeah, they said more there's a lot of wealthy black people now, bro. Yeah, then they used to be

Starting point is 00:43:10 When I was like it was but it was never on the radars because it was like top Like drug does we couldn't talk about it? But now the internet shows it more But back then it's always been a lot of good black people But we couldn't talk about it because we did like we did it how we had to do it, right? Yeah, it was more criminal. Yeah, we couldn't like fucking on the file Right, and I feel like sometimes nine to fives need to be better with they shit Let's talk about that because I feel like why I feel like black people don't want to do nine to fives No

Starting point is 00:43:38 Because it's fucked up. It's a scam because there's no way I'm working for Walmart Y'all making a million dollars a day and y'all only giving me nine dollars an hour. It fucking sucks. I can wake up somebody I can wake up 20 people and they spending over 300 dollars and I only get nine dollars Proud of this raise that bitch up. Yeah 30 dollars an hour is not bad Walmart And that's how you stop the revolving door. That's why so many fucking people in Walmart But I mean you ran a franchise. Fuck it. Let's pay our customers 100 dollars an hour It's gonna stop the revolving door. It's gonna stop the hiring progress And we don't have to fucking worry about like you know I'm saying because you spend so much money people quitting coming in and coming out

Starting point is 00:44:15 Drug straining you spend them a lot of shit So if you give a hundred imagine if you get a hundred dollars an hour you why mark you will be it will be a team you will know Stacey, Kim, Lisa, Brenda, Keisha all them. They will all be these same people all the we get a hundred dollars I but they treat them like same shit would make Donald's. Yeah come the fuck on you can't give us 40 dollars an hour I'm here busting my ass serving big max in and out and getting cussed out getting treated like shit And they got pedophiles in there. It's hard as hell to serve something. You know, they got a man out there trying to touch You know in a little In the player, yeah, then Mitch was always out there and ours you go out there at all you you play in

Starting point is 00:44:56 I don't know what what made Donna's you went to but we Covington, Louisiana, right? We be in that bitch. They had a dude always out there Did he have like let's talk about this. I have a thing So this is something that I think about sometimes Sometimes I always felt like a lot of black people thought like oh white people have it so good about work and stuff but then The whole time I was fucking working for somebody for you know, it was like sometimes it was felt like there was a perception that it was better And and I know probably black people couldn't get hired for stuff

Starting point is 00:45:30 But then there was this perception that it was fucking great But then now you realize I think now there's more some more equality because you see like a black dude Just like all this fucking sucks. This is what I've been waiting to get to and this is fucking bullshit And it shows where they kind of like some jobs don't hire people because of that in different franchises And that's what they you you know I'm saying I get that Because it has happened where some people wonder we'll go work for Delta, but they only hired a certain color That's like what the coaches in the NFL where they saying they're getting more like coaches in the NFL because they never have So and then they get it they might like it

Starting point is 00:46:04 So that's what you're going with like how they probably want something and they get it. It's like damn. This is not what the fuck I wanted. It's not what it's saying. Well, just that it didn't like I think sometimes it felt like there was this perception that it was so great for like some white folk some jobs But then you really you get the job if you're not white and you realize oh this shit wasn't even that great I thought it was great for them, but they're just up here getting yeah, I want better than this shit, right? I want yeah like it's like sometimes if it's I would feel like Oh Like some people thought like it was magical being white

Starting point is 00:46:38 But it wasn't it just but now it's just now you see everybody's on damn depression It's just the same shit. I'm crying in my car outside of a damn jimmy john Like this is just it's nothing. It's not really that amazing for most people Most people are still working for even a bigger fancy or everything that later and go right right So that comes with people learning they sell and that's when you're happy with yourself You're not worried about what the next mother fucker doing so white black mace king Once you worry about you and you worry about the fuck your goal is you you won't you know what I'm saying? You won't have to deal with that. So it's such thing that uh

Starting point is 00:47:12 My dad grandpa that's still alive told me he was just like basically when you drive me your car You always got to look forward, but when you look back to look at him little motherfucker. It's a chance to wreck Are you gonna swerve so at the end of the day stay in your fucking lane and mind your fucking business and god I'm gonna give you wherever you need to go if you believe in god. Sorry some people don't but that's just what I gotta say But if you god gonna take you wherever you got to go and if you believe in yourself You're gonna take you where you need to go and that's it But you cannot drive a car and feel like you're gonna get Where you need to go looking back. Yeah, and that's where you say where people like them what they doing over there

Starting point is 00:47:46 I want to go over there and then you fuck up and crash. So it's being really True to yourself in manifesting So Fuck all the ratio wouldn't come to that if you want that you can get it you might get it somewhere else and you can't get a Job and and I get it. I'm from Kansas City, Missouri They don't really hire a lot of blacks on certain jobs Well, I can't I come to Atlanta and I see them it's a real that can do it Sometimes you can just remove out of that place go to a new fucking state. Yeah, you know what I'm saying

Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh, yeah, Atlanta is fucking like February started a city and that and then it gives you a lot of opportunities So wow when you see what happens to a culture when they have a lot of money It's pretty crazy, right? Because you didn't really they didn't have it. Atlanta wasn't like that like 30 years ago. Oh, damn I wouldn't know when yeah, I was broke. So I just know what I'm like when I got money, right? But it's Atlanta's like it's a I mean Atlanta. It's some money You see like a lot of black wealth. It's like the first city in America that you really see like really really see it Oh, it's crazy, bro. Yeah, people ride one of my boys Uh, baby daddy sister cousin a lot bought a fucking pony

Starting point is 00:48:46 Oh, damn and you would never see a black person with a pony. Yeah, he bought it for his daughter Unreal. Yeah, that's fucking when you got I didn't know that was for real Ponies are real. Oh, I remember the first time I saw a golden retriever, bro And inside dog at somebody's house. I went to somebody's house and this dog came around the corner And it was a golden retriever, bro. That's crazy. I'd never seen a dog inside And that shit blew my fucking mind. I've never seen a dog that looked like it had gotten some sleep Um, and that bitch came around and had a nice hair look like susanne summers. You know who that is No, pull her up

Starting point is 00:49:21 Susan summer. She sounds familiar. She was beautiful. What are some things that you like to do? Let me think I like to podcast. I like to do stand up. Do you do stand up? That's her right? Yeah, I'm at uh, yeah I've seen her before She sells a lot of uh pills and uh fitness a point star No, she just looks like that. She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment. Oh Um, what are some stuff I like to do? I like to uh Watch college basketball. Mm-hmm, and I like to uh, I've been looking for a wife. So I'm thinking about that

Starting point is 00:49:54 What do you look for right? I don't know. I want somebody that's going to be a good mother And I want somebody that has like a nice look in their eyes like when I look in their eyes. They seem Genuine, you know, they just have honest eyes, you know, so do you what do you feel like you bring to a woman that Chains what do a woman get for fucking with you? What do you bring to the table? Besides money No, I mean, I don't not I mean I bring some different uh Besides dick

Starting point is 00:50:27 Yeah, and I don't even bring the gray. I mean I bring Entry level dick What's that? It's like The dick that would work in a mail room. I'm not a big I'm not the bad, you know, I don't have big dick energy I got a decent my wieners decent, but I don't have yeah, I don't have I'm not like uh I'm not fucking someone all night Mm-hmm, like some psychopath or whatever. That's insane to me. Yeah, you know if I if somebody so what do you call the way?

Starting point is 00:50:57 It's just fucking like from like 10 to 3 Oh, that's fucking insane. That's not like a damn uh Uh A migrant worker something that's not like somebody that's got a million dollars. You couldn't do that Fuck from 10 to 3. Yeah, not a chance For 1 million. Yeah Not a chance. Let's stop Five minute break get back to it stop

Starting point is 00:51:24 No, you think you'll die I don't think I died think I would give up. I would realize that I don't have it in me. I think I would I don't know I would coach the person though. That's what I would do. I would be a better coach I'll be a better corner guy for the dude during the five minutes get over there, you know, put the ice on his back You're doing good Ronnie or whatever coach him up. That's what I would be I'll be so you'll be like a cameraman No, I ain't being a cameraman. I ain't watching that shit. That's but you got it for you to tell them what to do better You gotta watch

Starting point is 00:51:57 Yeah, maybe I do have to yeah, I probably have like a monitor. I don't want to hold the camera, but I would do Watch the monitor and coach him Yeah, give him that water bottle like that gerbil and so what's wrong with the water the cameraman How do you feel about like porn camera man? Like what do you think they do? Can you imagine them? Like what do you if you the paint a picture of a porno star camera? God, what do you just see him as? I see him as a dude probably long mustache Probably a little bit of skeet hanging off of that bitch. They got he got caught in a

Starting point is 00:52:25 Cross-skeet and or whatever in a gang bang and that's and he's a thing. He's just hanging off just like icicles, you know um I see him probably debt like either Desperate for sex Really if you that close you got to watch sex with a little machine or something you got to be that and you seven inches from some asshole or something You I don't think you're doing real good

Starting point is 00:52:51 You think that is just kind of like a he's be horny the whole time. Oh, I think he's grossly horny I think he how much you think they make Is it online? Can you look that up? Yeah, how much does it make porn camera person? Well, I can tell you I know other freelance camera guys who do that and it's usually an hourly rate, you know Um, I bet probably at least a thousand to two thousand a day No men away for sure the actresses are only getting six hundred I I'll look it up, but I'm I would but that I mean if he if he recorded it, he got it

Starting point is 00:53:24 Would I be a cameraman? Yeah, I actually I probably could see myself doing that Actually doing it and just kind of like I wear overalls with glasses and have a two-pick my mouth Yeah, and I I'd be so dope. I'm like you fucking that shit up So I'll be like they don't know is me and then I'll stand out to have my own camera production But I have my whole goal is to stand out and then I end up getting away from porn and shooting movies And they're all you fucking that shit up and I had that saying when people see me like oh, that's the fucking this shit up Dude, so then I have my own fan base and I get booked for clubs and I become fucking famous So sometimes you could take the worst job and just make the best out of it

Starting point is 00:54:02 Because like I told you I used to work at McDonald's. You wouldn't believe what I do Yeah, I didn't know that you worked up. Yeah, I was a dude like when people get double patties I'll just slid one out and just give them like, you know one single. They were like single patty man Because I don't think you need all that meat. That's crazy. I well, uh, I think it depends. I mean people, you know I'm not judging or anything, but I think people want they meet, you know If you if you drive around the building like how much meat do you be taking? I've I mean, I'll be honest with you. I had in McDonald's last night. I had three patties That's crazy

Starting point is 00:54:33 I had one quarter pounder and two Cheeseburger patties, you know, what's the most meat you could take you think? I don't really take meat. You stole that steak Yeah, I tried You couldn't get it. Yeah Went to jail and ever since then I changed my life Damn bro, welcome back. Yeah Do you uh Do you fuck with mystical or anything like that? Do you listen to anything?

Starting point is 00:54:54 Yeah, mystical danger. Yeah, get on the floor. He was unique with me right here He's seen he's he yelled all the fucking time. He did. He was angry about something Uh, how do you feel about post Malone? Uh, it was a thing and I want to get your side where they feel like Uh, this is from Charlemagne the god. He said he felt like he came over and Stole like the black culture with the right iverson Then he went over and just changed and never made nothing for that. How do you feel about that? Like do you agree with him or disagree? I think that that's silly for Charlemagne to say I think at this point At at some point we got to realize that there's oh, I think there's been a lot of culture vultures over the years

Starting point is 00:55:30 especially early on when when black people didn't have a lot of rights that are mused when they They didn't even know about business like even growing up poor and white like I've had to learn I've made a lot of poor like business choice because I don't have anybody in my family do anything about business Yeah, because you was poor so you made poor decisions. That makes sense. Yeah, nobody was doing any business No, you get rich you start making rich decisions. Yeah, and then you start to know other rich people. They tell you shit, you know Charlemagne I think kind of have a Shhh, he seemed like oh he a troll A little bit. He seemed like a he ever kind of a womanly look. He's beautiful. Yeah

Starting point is 00:56:06 Do you think that? Who Charlemagne is beautiful, you think he's beautiful. I mean, I fuck with Megan. It's a cute Yeah, what if it was me and Charlemagne in the room? Dude, you tell me Charlemagne ain't fine, bro Come on though. You think that's a sex symbol I Think if you put a if he was in Japan or uh, uh, we If he was uh, uh, yeah, oh you put him in a wig dog some basketball player is gonna fuck him What about a podcaster like what have a hat on?

Starting point is 00:56:43 I don't know I'm not just speaking. I'm just saying not you. Why not me? No, no, okay. Okay. Yeah, I I wouldn't do it. I don't know. I wouldn't tell much I'm just saying somebody that do podcasts and wear hats and like that speak they fucking mind and they like green sweaters and shit Yeah, I don't know if they would do that to you Uh, but yeah, I don't I think feel like it's sexy when it comes to him like your women crush. Oh my women crush How do you feel about Britney Spears? I used to love her man because she was from Louisiana. That's where I'm from So I loved her man. And we all loved her people was all she was 16 now

Starting point is 00:57:18 She's gone off man. I think somebody did something bad to her. I think they were pilling her up. Is she still rich? Yeah, she's still rich. Mm-hmm, but I think they were putting pills in her and doing stuff like that You know, that's what I think Um, what do what do you think about her? Uh, I feel like she just Sometimes I just feel like people do what they want to do and I feel like she From what we I heard the documentary she got held back from like living her life So now this is her time to do it So sometimes people can miss out on the opportunity because people was like damn. This is what I want to do

Starting point is 00:57:49 I feel like now she's getting to live her life. That's my opinion. Oh like now. She's free. Yeah Like them she didn't get to learn like, you know, or it might be I got I'm living on a such thing Is it's not no bad because if you do it you just gonna live in your results So no matter what you do, just know it's not a bad thing. Just know you're gonna live what comes with it And if you don't want to live with it just don't do it That's what I'm saying. I'm not a racist. I'm not a like a asshole. I just live in good spirit, you know, because I don't want to do nothing. I don't regret like, you know Once I'm like I slept and his dude was like, give me uh, he was like, give me a fucking car. I'm like, you got it, bro

Starting point is 00:58:24 That was it. Yeah And he just wanted a vehicle. Yeah. Oh damn That's like, yeah, that's one way to order a uber right there, bro. Damn. That's fucking gangster And you're actually getting in front of it. But the thing is he didn't even know how much gas I got and be watching this goofy I didn't even have no gas in the car. So you have to stop and get gas Stupid ass. That's the law man. That's the law for attraction. I needed the oil change too Oh, so that's what says sometimes you can take on people problems and you don't know what's really in under the hood Right, you want to take on somebody's life, but you don't know what some of the that's like taking somebody girl

Starting point is 00:58:55 You take some my girl don't even know what the fuck wrong with her and you got a lot of shit to deal with Yo, yo, yo your lip on a podcast. Well, that's what Mike Yeah, but it's just I feel that man Sometimes you want somebody's girl and then you get or you really even have to talk to her for five minutes You're like, damn somebody we got to let this bitch go back You know that happens a lot when you play rock paper scissors. What do you usually pick like rock papers or scissors? Like what's your average? I go scissors. I think I bet let's play. All right I don't think he said scissors. Yeah, but I switched it up

Starting point is 00:59:28 Oh, let me ask you this man. What else do you so you get to Atlanta, right? You get to Atlanta Do you start to meet some of your idols and heroes and stuff like that must have been pretty you know I just met Kevin Hartley yesterday. Oh, did you really? I posted a picture. Yeah, I met him. He's actually dope. He actually, uh Was cool as fuck and and I had took a picture with him and I was thinking I'm about to take the picture and leave But he's like man, stay around talk. Let's chill man. I actually fuck with your content You're a funny dude and he he was like get in the stand. He's like man. You're not doing stand up. We fucking waiting We get yeah

Starting point is 01:00:00 He's like we fucking waiting And he's like man get out like you see you happy like drink and I'm sitting there. I put my arm around him I got comfortable like usually like you I'm saying yeah, it was just like damn And I add this the first time I did not know how to ask for a picture And I'm like damn like because so many people be bold you get it Were you eating if you're like, yo, I want a picture. You're like bro. I'm fucking eating How do you have the courage to come around me and my family? That yo, let me get a picture like that shit is bold. So even me talking to him after we talked for like four to three minutes

Starting point is 01:00:26 I did not know I'm like fuck. I want this picture. I also I want to take it back to the hood Like this is a hood trophy. Yeah, like and I know like no matter what if I don't be shit. I got a picture with kevin heart Yeah, like right now if I'm not shit. I'm just flexing with that. I'd say I signed the deal with kevin heart I'm breaking movies and then guess what they all coming. I got that picture is gonna leave you a three months worth of pussy right there Damn, that's a lot. Yeah, that's a big trade-off and did um, was he uh, Who was like a first person you met like that because Atlanta did you get to meet me short you met too short That was one I really wanted to take a picture with and I was at the airport and he passed away, huh? No didn't he

Starting point is 01:01:07 Can you look up too short deceased? I think he did pass away man. I'm sorry No, that's that's sorry man. No, that's too tall. No, he's still here. Praise god, baby. Damn Now you tell my too tall or was it the white version too short? Now, maybe ed ed jones I think was hitting a name with too tall. How did you get too short mixed with ed jones? It was too tall. I think ed too tall jones. Was he somebody? Or do y'all got a white version too pop too short? Mmm, we got who is it a white version of two pop? I would say we kind of had mac miller

Starting point is 01:01:40 Yeah, no, I wouldn't I said that's ed too tall jones right there He's also alive. That's dip and he's dead or not. No, he's alive. Oh good man. What they both good Jackson, Tennessee. That's where he's from Um Who is yeah, let's give it. Let's do versions. Who is the okay? Who is y'alls chris farley, bro? Who's chris farley again or who is not y'alls? Who do you think is a black version of chris farley? Who's chris farley bring him up tommy boy. Remember him? Mmm

Starting point is 01:02:14 He was on saturday night live with chris rock. Who will be our he might be too old of a reference. You want to know who he is? No, he's not uh, oh boy alpha keeney And keo what's keeney? I think oh, yeah Not uh, that was the one that lost what he don't see in the saturday night alive. I feel like them two You get it. You see it. I could see he being ours What about that one uh, where the guy lives in the house? It's a sitcom and he always Uh, I don't think it's like a medea show, but it's like the medea have a sitcom. Do you know?

Starting point is 01:02:48 Yes, he had like a uh, mr. Brown. You got I don't know. It's a lot. It's so many medea guys Yeah, there was always just one kind of character the dad. He wasn't real fat though. He was a little thick But who is y'all will smith? Oh, damn. That's a good one, bro. So they would probably have to be tall It just worked at the same type of energy probably neck and neck. You can line them up um That could be matthew mccana. Hey, bro. Mm-hmm Who's our Nicki Minaj? Oh

Starting point is 01:03:26 Oh, Lily caca I don't know if she throws that hole like nicky does though May uh I don't know if we have one. I think we tried to have one with that girl. Uh Iguodala. Uh, no Oh, Iggy Iggy. I think that's hard. That was our attempt at having a Nicki Minaj Sometimes you don't even get the same thing like carrot top, right? They don't have I feel like they don't really have like a black carrot top So, how do you feel about Justin Bieber? I feel like he's so dope and he got all the type of coat

Starting point is 01:04:03 That's one guy that market the shit out of him. We got everybody to love him. He did and just stay out the way and stay clean He came to a show of mine man in new york. Actually a few years ago He had been sick and he liked funny shit too. Yeah, he does Yeah, he's my comedy. He does and he love, you know, you're right. He loves people It is something when I see Justin, uh, and I see his energy I feel inspired to love everybody. Mm-hmm. Yeah That's what that's the best way to do it. Like in angry people It's crazy. You know the people that just hunk they horn and get mad

Starting point is 01:04:37 Blinker get over you're gonna be that same person. I want to get over and somebody gonna hunk at you So don't do what the fuck you don't want done to you. Yeah Yeah, well, it's easy and it's easier said than done too, but I feel you, you know But um, it was cool. He came out to a show. They came out. He hadn't been out in a long time And because he hadn't been he'd been sick and him and Carl Lentz who was a pastor They came out to my comedy show in new york and I didn't even get to see him they came And they left a gift for me in the green room And they stayed for about maybe half of the show and Carl said that Justin wasn't feeling good

Starting point is 01:05:10 And so they left what r&b do you listen to? um Let me see. I I like to listen to um Let me think about what I would sing in like who who was like a pop like Artists when I was growing up. I used to listen to Tevin Campbell's Can we talk for a minute? and then uh

Starting point is 01:05:37 I mean, I listen to like that, you know, a lot of the regular guys Michael Jackson, but then I got in a rap and I listened to like, um A lot of like uh Lil Wayne cash money Uh mystical speaking of Louisiana. I feel like you and Kevin Gates would go at it Just kind of like awkward conversation for awkward conversation It could be I would like to see Kevin Gates, you know, he's kind of a wild cat He kind of got that native american, you know, he's got some real roots in him He did that Caleb Presley show. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can see y'all y'all gotta Y'all gotta make that happen. It'll be cool gates

Starting point is 01:06:11 um What about uh, you what are some of your other goals? So obviously you have this unique ability to kind of create a different angle at of looking at things That's what I feel like if one of your strong suits to me It's like this is a different this humor. So, huh? Third. It's a third. I bet. Yeah, you got a third. Uh, so ha so Do you want to like make movie? What do you want to do? Are you already doing everything you want working on movies? Uh, that's why I came down here to get that done

Starting point is 01:06:42 Stand up. I go on tour. Uh, we're going to minnesota. I'm with desi banks. I'm at the time. He got to come on your show Uh, we're going on tour with him Um, and you like I said, you inspired me desi inspired me kevmark This was the run like I really need getting to stand up and you've been watching your shit You don't give a fuck and when you don't stay then you don't give a fuck it makes them laugh more My thing was focusing on the crowd and goes back to where I told you when that lady spent her $10,000 I so focused on I want them happy. They spent their money because People complain if they don't they don't get their food, right? They complain. They don't get their shirt, right?

Starting point is 01:07:14 So when people spend their money they complain even when shit is free. It's still complain. Yeah But I can't worry about that though. I got to do me and do on that stage and at the end of the day Just know it's going to be complainers and lovers. So I was so worried about the negative side That's what said people worry about and then you forget about the positive I'm like, fuck it's half and half and your whole goal was to just get everybody in that room on the same page Because it comes back to what we said earlier. This is my closet. So if I open this bitch, you in here Just know this is all my wardrobe. This is all me Well, I think also people get into know you a little bit more even just as a human

Starting point is 01:07:47 That makes them even be more understanding. This is what I found, right? If I make mistakes if I'm learning about something if I'm thinking about something if I'm learning how to be honest about talking about Any thoughts I have about race stuff anything like that if I'm People will ride with you as long as you're trying to be true to whatever you are If you make mistakes or not, most people will ride with you as a human, you know, like it's you know, because There's more to you know, people love the humor, but then also they get to know the person, you know There's a lot of artists out there that people start to love the person You know, it's interesting

Starting point is 01:08:24 It's almost like they Supercede their own talent because people are like, oh, I'll watch them Almost in anything they do because there's just something about them that I really like and sometimes people got no one likes camera action Some people just show up for cameras and they ain't even who they are So people are trying to be like, oh this and that and he shouldn't have said that and it's like he just fucking said that on camera Because he ain't said that then it's fucking like so but like I said, you're gonna live in what you say nowadays But I know I feel like back in the day when we used to do shit. They didn't give a fuck Without social there's a lot of shit going on and people didn't give a fuck because

Starting point is 01:08:58 You know, I'm not putting the energy in to pay attention to it But now you can scroll and see 5000 comments. It's like, oh, let me say something too. It's like jumping people It's like one person say something. It's like, let's jump this motherfucker So it's just kind of like you go get jumped in the comments and it's just like they might even mean that You know what I'm saying? So that's what say you got to watch what you say in like even with you know People that getting on me are probably watching this part. I've been I did that podcast Uh, the dudes at the table, uh fresh and fit. Have you seen that shit? I did it before You never seen that shit before? I haven't oh you got it

Starting point is 01:09:32 You gotta look up the Is it good pull up a piece of it jackery? Get that fresh and fit, huh? So it's a but they this is what they say It's a bunch of loser guys that can't get girls and they listen to two guys And they just bring girls on the show to bash them but I mean is I don't know what to call it like oh dang that seems is it kind of cold? Uh

Starting point is 01:09:56 It's them two on it. It's funny moments on there But like I said, it's just how you I'm not a sensitive person Like if you're not comfortable on the show, we'll fucking leave if you like me I already put up a fight if you feel like they've been assholes be asshole with them back Like I'm a metro energy and I'm embarrassed you like you're trying to embarrass me So where do you see you have a lot of good like kind of theories on your own behavior and ways to like kind of Navigate yourself. Where do some of that come from for you? Uh That's funny actually just getting lack of attention as a child and just being the one that's counted last

Starting point is 01:10:25 So being counted last and always been the bottom is like what the fuck can I do to get to the top? And when I get to the top always remember when I was last so now I'm here Keep both of those energy it keep that shit equal So that's why I was just like don't go overboard. Don't go on the board because at the end of the day It's gonna be people that was in my spot. I want them to know we can get up here and be okay It's like did you have where you did y'all have a lot of children your folks? Yeah, we got a lot of kids Yeah, my mama got four kids, uh And it was just her she got yes four kids. She got four different baby daddy

Starting point is 01:10:56 Oh, she's not a hoe, but that's like I mean in the hood that technically make you a hoe She did it. Well, she had a kid each year. Sorry, man But if she had a kid each year, so she like fucked on one person each year, right? So it's like that's gross these days That's great. Yeah Another year. Yeah That's good. I do. Yeah, but when you look at it, it looked like she just was fucking right. Yeah And that's yeah, that's why she should carry a little car with her and show people how it broke down Yeah, exactly or wear a shirt get a shirt mate. Yeah and had the dates on it. Yeah, 2002 like how they win the championship

Starting point is 01:11:29 Yeah, Randy Wendell. Yeah, Brady. Yeah That should be though. That's crazy. Yeah, we had four my mom had four kids too, man. It was your mama who too? Yeah, uh My mom actually dated a black. I when I was growing up She dated a black jewish guy and I did you like him? Yeah, he was interesting. We didn't you know, we didn't know she didn't accept until she didn't let introduce y'all Oh, she did he came around he was interesting. He was really like you said each y'all snacks and shit Oh, he didn't try to touch me or anything. No each. I snack not that y'all give food snacks and shit your food No, no, no, he's like I think so when we run like snacks is like our our candy our shit our snacks chips

Starting point is 01:12:10 Like i'm stepdaddy that type of snacks. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think yeah, I love black people love chips I noticed that's one thing that's safe. That's that's yeah, that's a fact chips. Yeah, yeah Uh, but this man. No mom didn't he was nice. I didn't know he taught us some different stuff Oh, he bought us tickets to the first football game ever. He wanted to go. So he just took y'all Yeah, he just actually he did they just dropped us off. So they might have went to fuck Oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't think about that till just I mean, honestly That mean he paid for her because he paid for y'all to get the tickets to get that It's yeah, look, it was nice of him. It's a business transaction, but it was interesting man. I'm trying to think

Starting point is 01:12:50 Yeah, when I was growing up they had what do you feel about triple H? the wrestler wrestler, yeah I think I maybe I don't have a big thought on him. Hmm. My favorite wrestler probably was uh I like undertaker Yeah, he's good. There's so many versions of him Last ride the dead one. It's so many. I'm so fucked up about kane. I don't know what happened He came out cool and then he just got fat and sloppy. It was like what the fuck happened to kane

Starting point is 01:13:21 Yeah, I think he may he could have had some medical issues or some of those guys. I don't think it was the same person They oh, you think they switched him Remember he was fit. Yeah Bring up a cane if you can Zachary the kane years if you can bring up all the kane years. Did you know who uh Uh, the craziest thing I ever saw was that the when the rock came back. I was at wwe, right? and mexican people love wrestling, bro I saw a father and son, bro

Starting point is 01:13:48 They didn't know the rock was coming back and they like and he came run out and they both started balling crying, bro Yeah, the rock is remember that baby when he met the just he posted on his page. Uh, uh, yeah, he he fucking Yeah, the rock is a fucking genius and dope And it's funny like it was dope. He actually followed me. I was like, damn. Did he really follow me? Damn, bro. And it's like damn the rock like actually sitting like damn. That's it dope like Isn't it crazy to realize sometimes when you see people with certain people that follow you like that's kind of They look up to you like now and like your content or just that they even know who you are, bro That like if they saw you somewhere they would come up and say something that's crazy

Starting point is 01:14:27 But the hardest part is when they know you still got to keep being known for that and be fresh and stay clean That's pressure and to be like, yeah, why are you so far like? You know what I'm saying? That's why you got to watch as you say watch what you do and just treat everybody with respect And if you feel some type of way share with your best friend, that's why you got a best friend Every secret ain't meant to be told on the internet. So if you feel something keep that shit to yourself like That's it. You know what I'm saying? Now you can't tell your girlfriend they break up and then they hate you but tell your brother or some shit

Starting point is 01:14:56 But nowadays you can't because they'll get money from nowadays. Just don't say shit. Honestly leave it for me Keep the shit to yourself. Yeah Get in the shower and just talk to yourself about the shit you're going through Do you think uh, was your we're any of your siblings really funny too? Did y'all have fun? Yeah, we had a funny family like y'all did. Yeah, we we had a funny dysfunctional family. Yeah That's fucking I got a brother that like check on me. He'd be like, yo, what's he doing? He'd be like, I love the new video. Uh, what's the next one? I tell him like, yo, can I have $5,000 or

Starting point is 01:15:28 $5,000 and it's like he'd leave me right into that punch and he'd be like, yo, congratulations, bro Like that little video. What do you win the next interview? Then I tell him, but yo, you got $500 to send me So it's like he always smacked me with this thing where it's just kind of love He hits you with that love punch like bro, like don't just ask for the fucking money And don't add I hate one family asked for the money to borrow and they're not gonna pay you back Yeah, borrow is the worst word. Yeah. Yeah Isn't it crazy like, uh, is it crazy to look at your own life and be like, wow, this really is my life sometimes Because I'm I'm a I'm a lane. I like to play the game. I don't like clubbing. I don't like smoking or drinking

Starting point is 01:16:02 I like to laugh. I like to look at awkward shit make shit awkward Like you know, I'm sitting whole podcast where it was awkward funny But some people probably look at it like they're gonna probably say shit about you say shit about me But I have a third eye like this shit was actually funny laughing fucking go to sleep Like at the end of the day, I I like you know, my favorite movie is uh Super bad. It was just about a lot of weird funny shit Do they have a good You know what it is interesting like do they have a black version of super bike like friday? I say like friday at the next

Starting point is 01:16:31 That would be kind of like our hit. Uh, you got Uh bad boys too like which kind of like comedy, but just a bunch of high school kids No, we ain't got that kind of need that version off that shit's missing. Isn't it? That's something that's missing. We need to uh step in our culture and actually be together and start Doing projects with us. We can't do that like And it's sometimes it takes people ego that feels like I built my platform I don't want to share it like, you know, but we need that everybody needed for their culture Oh, that's one thing I noticed about Joe. That's one thing that Joe Rogan does really well. That do shares his platform

Starting point is 01:17:03 Yeah, he shared he put I mean whoever it'll put the smallest dude or the biggest dude, you know, he puts He puts people on, you know, that's always one thing that I really admire about him. I'm here, you know, if you ever can I'll do an interview with him. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'll recommend it Yeah, that'd be cool. I'll recommend you. Uh, I will I'll throw that in his ear. That'd be really interesting He's gonna be crazy if you said it and then don't do it. That'd be dope Oh, well, here's what you know what I'll do. I'll send Uh, some of his stuff some of your stuff to him. Well, you got to get this guy on there Yeah, or you can say like

Starting point is 01:17:36 Yo, we did a podcast this guy's just kind of like a fucking groupie Bro, do something with him, bro. And then I pay you and then if he say no, you can fuck around Uh, take $5,000 transfer it into like my bank account. Yeah, then send me of your social security number Your debit card front and back. This is not a scam. It might sound like it, but keep up with me Okay, you send me your route numbers to your bank account. All right finding back Uh, transfer the funds and then just send me credit card. Shit. You will be blocked. I'm gonna block you But that's part of the progress. Don't freak out. Don't say, oh, what the fuck is getting nervous Yeah, I will come back in a year. So and I'll pay you back and you're gonna email me, right? Yeah

Starting point is 01:18:18 All right, you know, we can do that that checks out trust me. Yeah, as long as you email me What do I do just wait by the email? Yeah, he's wait by the email like and that's what I said just that's how the thing goes so like and then it's basically like making 50,000 into 100,000 so if you want 50,000 to 100,000 you give me the 50 And then it's gonna take Probably two or three weeks. Yeah, because why it's because why what I'm busy wires or something. No, I'm busy I'm saying I'm busy with the money. Let me do my thing. Okay, and then you end up

Starting point is 01:18:49 You know I'm saying you're gonna send me that and then you just say what's going on Give me three don't bother me what I'm doing if you do you'll get blocked But that's part of like you freaking out you will block you and I would be nervous probably then, huh? Yeah, yeah, but you freak out, but I'm telling you now that's part of the progress. So you shouldn't be nervous Do I tell my wife or not? Don't tell her don't let nobody know because it's our business Yeah, and that's when somebody like dude you got fucking scam, but you didn't because I'm telling you everything now And it's actually recorded. Yeah, so it'll go back to like let me follow the steps You will get blocked and then that's when

Starting point is 01:19:18 After that I'll follow you over the email and I'm say this me just relax So you're gonna get the email. All right, and then after that you will get another A transfer I'm gonna send you a thousand just to tell you just be happy. Okay, and that's a wire to fuck out Yeah, that's a wire. And so what it's about. It's wait by the email. Yeah, I'll be back to three or four years with a hundred thousand It's an investment Yeah, man. I think I think we should do it. I think I'm in. Yeah, I'm not gonna tell her. I'm not gonna tell her anything Tell me about this, bro A lot of black people are flat earthers. Do you ever meet these dudes? What does flat earth mean dudes?

Starting point is 01:19:54 I think the earth is flat not round See, honestly, I heard a lot of people saying that she uh, but the first dudes I ever met rolled up on me on a pizza joint To two to two black guys. They said hey, man Darf is flat. I don't know like certain shit I don't know because I don't really look into like certain shit like that. I need to start Looking into like just what this shit is. Do black people like outer space or not? Nameless credit. I'm pretty sure some people out there. I'm just not looking into it Like I'm too busy looking at two fucking kangaroos to see how they fuck

Starting point is 01:20:25 Yeah, that's why I watch on my youtube history. Oh, yeah Yeah, so I can look into that but right now I wouldn't have to answer for it and I wouldn't lie black people a lot of black men are good at sex I have to feel like that's a generalization. Would you say that? Yeah sex symbols. Do they? Well, I wouldn't know because I haven't had sex with a Black or any type of guy. Okay But if it's general speaking From women. Yeah fun of you. Yeah, they say that in I didn't heard some girls say like white dudes and put it down too. Really? Yeah, okay

Starting point is 01:20:53 So there's some white guys that can do it and there's a lot of black guys that can do it Okay, that's a that's even it's even you think so I feel like a lot of shit even it's just certain people don't want to hear Some of the stereotypes. Yeah, but here's what I'm saying Do I feel like but do do you ever look at animals fucking and think oh, I want to I could do that Yeah, that's why I'm gonna be a snapping turtle. I want to see how turtles fuck. Oh, man. I never see this Hello, bro. Yeah, I mean you listening to eddie lavert. Yeah, that's gotta be slow Uh before we go, I want to say that I feel like sometimes squirrels do commit suicide because there's no way they should give Hit by a car. They're so fucking fast. So when the squirrel getting in the street and you actually hit one

Starting point is 01:21:31 It was it was ready to go. Damn Because there's sometimes they get fed up too Oh Yeah, man, I guess I feel so bad. I just get stuck in my own world a lot and I'm not even thinking about that Yeah But that's big facts man. Yeah RP to the squirrels, man All right, I wonder if animals have baby showers and shit. You think they should yeah, I'm sure they do in the woods

Starting point is 01:21:55 People roll up bring a little treat. Yeah Yeah, it is almost kind of beautiful, huh? I'm gonna fucking baby sea lion baby shower Oh, dude, I imagine too a fucking little penguin putting lotion on his buddy like that. Yeah Thank you. Congratulations, bro And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna see if it's mine first. We're gonna take a blood test because she been fucking on chat Chat is the other penguin. Oh, yeah, that just fuck on everybody because he's a sex symbol Yeah, but he just for now, he's just supporting his buddy. Yeah

Starting point is 01:22:31 Thanks, man Funny marker, man, I appreciate you so much coming to spending time, bro. No, I appreciate you. It's uh, this is dope Uh, I just want the world to know that I feel your energy. I feel like you for everybody like you are actually a good guy Thanks, man. You just try my mind It's like sometimes we got a little dewballs that just speak their mind and you got you that speak your mind So it's kind of like put me in the color that speak my mind and don't try to make me seem like I'm targeting anybody because I'm just I'm just me that speak my mind. So anybody can get it at this point. So you like a uh Hardcore match remember anything goes on in that shit. Yeah, it's not handicap because you don't want to just attack any type

Starting point is 01:23:12 It's hardcore like scarface. I'm going out like a soldier. Fuck you. Fuck you You fuck you you you're cool. You're cool. You're cool. You're cool. Fuck you. That's how I feel like you are. Yeah Thanks, man. I appreciate I'm trying to be you know I try to let go of whatever little hangups I have here and there sometimes, you know Because some of it's just things that are from the past and they sometimes still grippy here there you get little edges You know, you gotta round them and sometimes life just it takes time, you know, some of it but Yeah, I feel like life's been getting better and I want to be able to be kind of uh

Starting point is 01:23:45 Yeah, I want to be able to have like a universe as much as universal audience as you can, you know So sometimes you can't even pick your own audience, you know But yeah, I think so many people love you man. I mentioned your name last night. I was talking young grave. He was just here He's a Rapper. He was here. Um, and then I was talking to some of the nelk guys last night. They all love you like Man, yeah, you got so many fans. It's cool. So I feel real grateful for your time, man Yeah, no, I appreciate you having me here. So at the end of the day, it's all about history What we leave behind because between me you one of us is gonna die first

Starting point is 01:24:16 I don't see us dying at the same time like we both getting to try and it's like damn They both down the same day. So somebody gotta go first and we'd be able to go back and watch this shit. Yeah Yeah, I think you probably go you probably go first though. I feel like okay, some of them I start feeling like Hardcore, bro, like you're fucking you're like a hill cat. Yeah fucking Fucking hell cat scat pack bro. He's out here. And so what happens to me? Uh and be honest with me I see you probably just Bleed out. No, I'm not bleeding nothing to do with that. Just you just kind of like

Starting point is 01:24:49 Sit there and you just think like what the fuck am I about to do and then you go in there You go in there. You go do it turn around turn back around See it and you like fuck. That's my calling Then you think about it and you say what the fuck what's next? Wait a minute. I need to get some pussy first. You go get the pussy You fuck it up two minutes because you said that's how long you last I'm busy. That's all you need You turn around getting the bed and you say, oh, fuck. You know what? I forgot my fucking cell phone I can't go without it because I got to take some bitches while I'm up there

Starting point is 01:25:17 Get the cell phone and then you go to the bank You got to get some money because you stay you got to pull something out. You don't like swiping. You got to have cash on you Always like that. If I'm gonna see the bitches. I might have to have some loot Right. So you get the cash you go and then you like fuck if I get up there And I got a problem anybody I got to get me a shotgun. You go buy you a shotgun Oh, yeah, you're taking that up there with you or a bar one, too Exactly somebody somebody gonna have one. Yeah And then that's when you just go to sleep

Starting point is 01:25:42 Hmm, and they don't really know what happened, but it happened Damn, bro, I love it predicting the future, baby. Yeah funny Marco, man. Thank you so much for your time, bro I really do appreciate it and I'll see you in the future, bro. If you stay alive, man Yeah, I'm gonna be praying for you. That's funny. We should start saying it to people Imagine somebody like, all right, man. See you later. If you stay alive, let's imagine that's just a normal saying I'm gonna say that to my uber. I'm like, see you later Yeah, right because they might think man, what did that do? No, bro Especially now because people aren't even talking to each other anymore

Starting point is 01:26:15 So if you say, hey, man, I'll see you in the future. If you stay alive, baby boy It didn't fuck the future. It's just like, bro, like I'll call you tomorrow if you stay alive Yeah, bro. Yeah, and it puts pressure on them. Now they're like mean something. Yeah Now they're like, all right, bro I better fucking lace these shoes up, baby because obviously somebody got me on the clock, man Yeah, that's funny. See me like something right at the end. I know if you stay alive Let's say you used to start merch right there if you stay alive. Can you start to bring your Yeah, merch shirts, bro. Can you start them if you stay alive if you stay alive because that's all it takes

Starting point is 01:26:46 See you tomorrow if you stay alive. Yeah, I see you tomorrow right there Right there. Sell those shirts y'all. Please buy them for me and just put, you know, We're in for me, bro. See you tomorrow if you stay alive sell out. Please buy his merch Praise. Thanks, Marco. Let's get it. Appreciate y'all Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be a cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones

Starting point is 01:27:23 But it's gonna take

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