This Past Weekend - E436 Caleb Pressley

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Starting point is 00:02:21 Oh, man. Dude, I feel a lot. You're insane, dude. That's too long. You think you're rattling, boy? Do your body, your head's rattling. You sitting there for too long, I think. You do? It's just 10, I mean, we did probably about 13 minutes in there.

Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah. We were in a, we had, there's dual, I mean, I feel damn fancy saying that there's two ice baths now. Damn, dude. Like, what's even the purpose? Have you ever even had someone come over and do it with you before? Never. This is the first time. That was the closest thing I've ever been probably to kind of queering around with somebody. Dude, honestly. I don't know if that's, or just not, I don't want to say that.

Starting point is 00:03:19 That was probably the most, the bravest thing I've done with another man. And it's like 32 degrees out too. So it's not even warm when you get out. Dude, I just feel like. I just got to recover for a minute. Yeah, I feel like a bunch of snow just tried to fuck me. That's what I kind of feel like. The weird thing though is you feel like when you're in it, you feel good.

Starting point is 00:03:42 After the first two minutes, you feel like I was going to swim in there. I kept saying that. Oh, yeah. I like if a seal would have swam, I've been like, oh, hey, I feel like it would have been very. At least they are separate. The two ice baths? Yeah. Dude, there's nothing.

Starting point is 00:04:01 I don't think, is there anything more homoerotic than two men in one ice bath together? Dude, do you think anyone, okay, this is a weird question. Do you think it's possible, physically possible, after 10 minutes being the ice bath to get an erection? In it, you can't leave. No way, no way. You can say anything could happen, like any type of visual mental simulation you need. Wow, that's a great, that would be almost better. I feel like in Dana White slap fight, I think, you know, watching that, like they had an underwater camp.

Starting point is 00:04:41 First to pop. Yeah, first to pop. And we're just the refs on the side. But it would have to be a clear tank, you know, and also I think you'd have to get a certain like, it'd be so hard to get it all the way to the top. I don't know. Sorry, we were to send these ice baths. I got these blue cube ice baths. They sent me one a while back and then they sent another one.

Starting point is 00:05:06 And they're awesome. I've just never, and now you can sit two men facing each other in them. And this is the first time I've ever done anything like that. So thank you, dude. You're welcome. Thank you for having me. Yeah. Thank you for having me.

Starting point is 00:05:20 And so we're, yeah, it's just, we're both really, we just got out. I've been trying to convince you, dude, we've been hanging out. I hope this podcast doesn't suck because we've been hanging out and talking for literally the last five, no, six days. Yeah. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, today's Tuesday. Oh, man. So we've been together for a week talking. So this is the longest relationship I've been in in probably five years.

Starting point is 00:05:40 But I've been trying to get you to get in the ice bath with me in Florida where it makes sense. Yeah. Where it's not 32 degrees when you get out. That's true, man. We got out and it was, yeah, it was like, just, yeah, I'm trying to think of what it does. It definitely, I was just talking about this with George Kittle. It really heightened. It's like, you don't want to do it.

Starting point is 00:06:00 It changed my whole moment though. My whole energy's kind of changed now. Good or bad. I think good. A little while ago, I was feeling a little bit overwhelmed. I'd done a little bit of vaping. You know, I was feeling like shit was going south. And now I feel a little different.

Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah. You're in your cabinet eating on those cookies. Well, yeah, I was trying to get my blood sugar. It's not very good right now. I think my blood sugar was either down or up. So I was going to give it a cookie. Dude, we went hunting, man. That was crazy kind of, I feel like.

Starting point is 00:06:36 That was interesting, I guess. I mean, there's the only two things I've ever said that things are. I'd say sometimes I'd say they're insane. Oh, yeah, that's insane. It was an insane trip. Well, that was the last time, I think the last time I was on here with you, we were like, we're going to see each other at hunting. Oh, that's true.

Starting point is 00:06:52 And then it got kicked down the road because I went to the hospital. Oh, yeah. And then you lied about it. I didn't lie. I just, you guys hit me with that stuff on the airplane where you guys surprised me. You and William Compton. Dude, you told me to pull, you told me to kill myself. I'd say that really exactly.

Starting point is 00:07:08 I said, don't be a bitch. I said, don't get all like, the hospitals were, that was during heavy COVID, I feel like, and there was a lot of like, they were getting people hooked up to ventilators. Dude, I was on a ventilator and you told me to pull the plug. Okay. Fucking show them who's boss, baby. Take them training wheels off and fucking long up, homie. I was, I was under, I had an infection in my throat.

Starting point is 00:07:30 Okay, which is a, I'm not going to say. Okay, we get it. Understood. Got it. So it happens. I don't know. Okay. I go in and they put me under anesthesia and I go on a ventilator.

Starting point is 00:07:44 They basically didn't give me a choice. They're like, you want that or you want a trach? I was like, I'll take the ventilator. A trach? Is that the thing we have to be like this? Yeah. It's like, I'll take the ventilator. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:56 So what would you say to people who say. That would be the craziest if you have one of those smokers things like, what would you say to people say, are you the throat goat? And so anyways, I'm on this ventilator and they have my arms strapped down and I'm on anesthesia, like on all the drugs, the drugs, the drugs, the drugs, I was on all of them. I'm fucking strapped down. The only thing they don't want me to do is pull out my ventilator and you send me a voice message.

Starting point is 00:08:44 My mom's like, oh, Theo sent you something. You want to hear it? They're trying to cheer me up. She hits play and it's like, quit being a pussy, pull that shit out, walk out like a man. Sorry, man. I've been watching some David Goggins videos, I think I was trying to bring you back. Dude, they had you on a fucking ventilator yet a sore throat.

Starting point is 00:09:07 That was during COVID where people were dying. You know how many people, old people and kind of, I don't want to say like thicker people, but you know. From Nashville. Yeah. From Nashville. To know what's the craziest part about this story, I lived at the time, I've moved since, but I lived five minutes from the Nashville hospital in five, excuse me, from Vanderbilt

Starting point is 00:09:28 and five minutes from the other hospital that's in Nashville. I'm not going to throw it under the bus because they did a good job with me. And I chose the other hospital over Vanderbilt. Wow, really? Because Vanderbilt's like a steamed place, I think. I think it's like one of the best in the country. Yeah. The other ones, I think a Chick-fil-A.

Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah. It was honestly, it was not joking, it was a seven minute ride on Uber to Vanderbilt in five minutes. So I was like, let's save this time, dude. Yeah, let's save a few minutes here next to you on a trick. They had you in a full body cast, bro, for a sore throat. They were doing some stuff to you, it seemed like, I don't know, I think I just wanted you to, I was, people were dying, dude.

Starting point is 00:10:09 And then you said, you guys said you did, you know, I got that text on that airplane and that's when Will Compton said that you died. Yeah, so when we got up and I got out, Will Compton comes and visits me in the hospital and I told him what happened, my family was telling him what happened because it was funny afterwards. They, I think it scared them in the moment. And he was like, well, let's tell Theo you died, tell Theo you did it and you died. So he texts you and he was like, dude, did you hear what happened to Caleb?

Starting point is 00:10:35 And you hit him back right away, you're like, what happened? And he was like, he passed away. And then he immediately took a photo of me doing like this in my little gown, but then you're on a plane. So the photo didn't come in. The photo didn't come. Yeah. And he's like, I'm absolutely gutted.

Starting point is 00:10:51 That's what he said with the photo, I guess. And so that's all I got. And then that Wi-Fi kept cutting in and out. Yeah, man. I remember I was, I was literally crying in my seat and in some, there was like a, I don't want to say a gay guy that was in there, but some guy kept like, like. You want to say it? All right.

Starting point is 00:11:06 There was a guy in there who didn't mind, I think, being around other naked men, specifically the backside of them. And I'll say this, that he, for some reason, I think when I was kind of teared up and stuff, it gave him like an opportunity to like, like, yeah, like, I'm a slip into this fragile boy right here, but I bucked up and kept it together. Yeah. And then when I landed, I found out that it was a joke and you were still alive. So.

Starting point is 00:11:35 Do you and Will still have beef? I mean, I would say I'm not super fond of somebody that's going to, first of all, not even fake their own, at least fake your own death. Yeah. Don't throw me under the bus, under the grave. So I think that, you know, and they run, they have like a show. I don't know what it's called, but they do it. It's a, yeah, it's like, but it's like, they're on a short, they're on like a little

Starting point is 00:12:00 butt. But with the tall guy? Yeah. They play football here, Taylor. And he's, and you know, they're on a, I mean, first of all, they're on a little bus, which is like, not saying that's where they belong. Short bus. Just a short bus.

Starting point is 00:12:15 They're on a, they're on a short bus. And yeah, I wouldn't look, I wouldn't, I would say this, would you fight him if you saw him? I don't know if it would be on site, but I think if, if somebody arranged something, I would say that you think you and I could beat them in a fight somewhere like a, I don't know if like rough and ratty that Barstool did, but, or something. Do we have guns? I think maybe one gun is hidden in the ring somewhere.

Starting point is 00:12:41 Oh, first man to the gun. No, if it's equal opportunity for the gun, I don't think we win. Really? But if we have them. If we bring guns. What if it's equal opportunity? If they think it's equal opportunity, it's like right in the middle and it starts and we pull our guns and kill their ass.

Starting point is 00:12:59 Yeah. Yeah. Like Compton, I think his eyesight is real bad and he has CTE, he has CTEFG dude, I saw. That's between you guys, man. Well look, they're you, they work with the same company. Taylor got some new teeth. Did he really? Wow.

Starting point is 00:13:18 See that's fucking rich shit, dude. Yeah. Cause his other ones look good too. Did they? See Will has new teeth, but his other ones didn't look as good. Oh really? I thought they were fine. They look good for football player, but you couldn't make the argument, once you come

Starting point is 00:13:30 out of football and made sense, Taylor had good looking teeth. Yeah. But he's had too much money. He's like, I guess I'll get some new ones. Yeah. That's crazy when people just get extra teeth. And what do you do with your old teeth? You just keep them somewhere, I guess.

Starting point is 00:13:43 Do the new teeth go over your old teeth? Oh, I don't know. Like a five, like a, like a nickel package. I don't know what he running in his mouth. I don't know. I really don't know. He's running like a four or three line in his mouth. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:13:57 He had, I remember there was this homeless dude and he, he would kept all his teeth in his pocket and when he would smile, he, so he didn't have any teeth left. When he would smile, he would just go like this and show you his teeth in his hand. So he would smile like with his mouth and he would get them out and fucking and show you all of them. So you got to respect that kind of shit. Dude, I'm still sure. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:25 I wouldn't say I got beef with them, but I'll just say this. If somebody wants to fucking put some meat on the grill, I'll fucking watch it cook in front of them boys, you know, I mean, I like both of you guys. That's insane to hear. It's, it's sad to hear that you guys have that kind of relationship, but I mean, it sounds like will has kind of done some stuff to you specifically will and Taylor's probably been around in the area. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:48 And it's not the good stuff he's done. So I understand. He's faking injuries, I think to get his contract money still, do you? I mean, someone's got to pay for the teeth. You want to play? He lost 40 pounds. Look, I'm saying this, I'm not putting a bounty out on Taylor or anything, but if anybody rolls up with the ivory that's in that dude's mouth, all right, I'll pay you heavily for

Starting point is 00:15:13 it. Like stealing somebody's chain. Yeah. You wear it on the podcast. You wear his teeth on the podcast. It's crazy. Dude, one time I went on safari and we did some comedy shows in South Africa and went on safari there and a guy, this like guy that was his family had owned a diamond mine,

Starting point is 00:15:31 right? So they were like, I'm not going to say they were like, they had SLAVs or whatever. But I'm going to say that they, anybody that owns a diamond mine is, they're, they've done some stuff or whatever. So they took us to their land and they had all the animals, like everything. They had all the rhinoceros, giraffes, everything, everything you could have. And we got to see all of them, right? It was crazy.

Starting point is 00:16:05 You're driving around like tons of acres. You got to see all the animals. And then two weeks later, they sent us an email. It was like some poachers had showed up and they had the rhinos when their noses were cut off, the ivory was gone. So people came in illegally and killed off with a chainsaw. They're like, they just, some guys showed up with chainsaws and just, well, dude, that happened this, you know, that happened this weekend on our hunting trip.

Starting point is 00:16:28 There's poachers that came in and the guys shot at them. Oh yeah. That's right. They shot over them. I don't know what we're allowed to say or what we're supposed to say. Yeah. Well, we went turkey hunt. So she got shot at, you know, but I think, yeah, we went turkey hunting.

Starting point is 00:16:43 We went turkey hunting this weekend and we went with Michael Waddell. And so you bring up a picture of Michael Waddell there, Raleigh Mow. Back there beating off. I don't know if he's that guy really. Let's get to a picture there. Michael Waddell, bro. That's Michael Waddell, okay? That is not how you fuck his spell.

Starting point is 00:17:19 No, Waddell, this guy, this guy looks like a fucking nut sack. Sorry to say that. He don't think a full one, but he looks like a couple parts of it kind of put together. There you go. Nope. Damn. Waddell, boy. W-A-D-D-E-L-L.

Starting point is 00:17:44 There we go. We went out there with Michael Waddell. And now this dude hates turkeys. Is that okay? He's the Osama bin Laden of turkeys, dude. Yeah. Yeah. He's the Osama Butterball Laden, dude.

Starting point is 00:18:05 This guy. So we get out there. What'd you think of it, man? What'd you think of the hunting? Well, I thought it was 50-50. It was 50% fun, 50% very, very boring, terribly boring, and 50% really fun. Yeah. I like the parts where the part that's things about hunting I thought is like you're out

Starting point is 00:18:24 there and you kind of think of it as like a chill vibe where you're with your boys and you're maybe popping a beer, talking, listening to music, but you can't drink because you have guns. There's no music because you have to be quiet. And then half the time my boys, you were in the car. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't don't throw me into the car.

Starting point is 00:18:42 You were? Okay. Dude, I got turkey and you were in the car. Well, let's tell everybody exactly what happened. So first of all, we go out there, all right? And you set up, you bring like these little tricks and stuff. You bring like little like fans that are like a camouflage little and you're like just geisha girl and out there in the field, like trying to hide behind this fan.

Starting point is 00:19:03 And you kind of set, like you go set up and you hide somewhere. And Michael's also like to set it up, like the number one turkey hunter in the guest world. Oh yeah. This guy could, yeah. I mean, this guy could just shoot an arrow into the air and it would land in the turkey. He won like a competition with turkey calling nationals. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:20 He was like, yeah, he's like one of the best turkey callers ever. So he's got that, uh, he's got that verbal on him, you know, he's definitely, he's, I mean, he's a, uh, he's like the Pavarotti of turkey, turkey callers. So he gets out there, so you kind of setting up and then he's, he's like in the distance. He's like, uh, do it, see if you can do it. He gave me the thing. I wish I brought it. We could have called.

Starting point is 00:19:55 We could have used it. I know. It showed for real. The funniest thing is he'll be like, all right, everyone be real calm. These guys eat, they eat ants in dirt for, they can see every speck of dirt is what they eat for a full time job. Yeah. They eat spiders, buddy.

Starting point is 00:20:10 So if they can see that, they can see you. So they have amazing eyesight to be, that's the thing you have to sneak up on. So we're all sitting dead still cause he's telling us, and then while he's running through the field, he's got the fucking fan going, what do they can see you for sure? He's a fake turkey and he holds a fake turkey in front of him. I can't see him because he's high minus fake turkey. That's about this big holding in front of him, like an invisibility cloak. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:41 We had like five guys hiding behind a little bitty thing. It was crazy. You want to be ready for springtime and you want your mealing to be ready. You want your dinner table to be, um, you want it to be, you have dinners on it. Meals. You guys got a meal in him. Look how happy he is. Look at his family.

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Starting point is 00:24:23 showed up. Right. It was like waiting for like, it's almost like if you order Uber Eats or something and then it just doesn't show up or whatever the guy's lost at a certain point. It's like, oh, fuck it. I'll just go put something in the oven. But sometimes we would see him like it would be like if you saw Uber Eats, like it's got a closer house, so you go outside to grab it and he kind of just creeps up and then

Starting point is 00:24:40 just drives back. Yeah. Yeah. They had all types of like, so anyway, so the turkey you go out there and you make the sounds and stuff and we couldn't get the, we didn't get them, remember we didn't get them. No. So we had retired for the day, the first day.

Starting point is 00:24:53 Yeah. Like two hours. We were out there two or three hours and we said that's enough. Right. And at that point we all got in the truck and we were leaving. And at that point we just drove past a bunch of turkeys, like we'd been in the woods looking for turkeys. And he was like, I saw some guys over there.

Starting point is 00:25:06 Yeah. So there's another guy that was with us and he's like a, I guess he's like a land man. You know, he kind of is like a, you know, part man, part myth. He kind of hangs out at the camp, you know, this fella named D.E. was his name. And that's not a, I guess it's not a whole name, but it's, he gives you half of it. You know what I'm saying? He ain't, he keeps his cards close to. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:27 You kept saying dyslexic ad. I don't know what it stood for. I thought it was Ed, but he had the letters tangled up. And so we get out there and then we're riding off and D.E. goes off and I think I've seen a couple goblers. Okay. And so goblers are turkeys, I guess, right? So there's always everybody saying, oh, there's a couple goblers right around that bend over

Starting point is 00:25:49 there. It's a buzzword for sure. Yeah. It's a buzzword. And so it's like saying synergy in a business meeting. Yeah. Yeah. We're saying zeitgeist.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Oh, it's in a zeitgeist, you know, um, so anyway, somebody pops, somebody's like, oh, some, some, a couple goblers next, you know, we drive past like a bunch of turkeys and they were like, I guess they were like on break or whatever. Cause I guess the turkeys are like out, like trying to hide from us and then they all take a break. Anyway, we get, we, we went, we couldn't find any turkeys that morning. So we're leaving and there's a bunch of turkeys just like, they're like resting their legs on the side of the road, some of them are sitting in ice tubs, they're all like, it's

Starting point is 00:26:31 behind the scenes. We're driving through like behind the scenes. Turkey BTS dude. Yeah. Yeah. Turkey BTS. So they're like, all right, let's go get one of these goblers, all right. So they got the, these guys are like, all right, we're going to go get one cause Michael

Starting point is 00:26:45 white L does not like, he don't let a turkey live. He don't want to let a turkey live. No. He is, when he locks in on a bird, he locks in on a bird and he's very, very, very nice and very, very charismatic to people, but he's, that you can see does have that switch. Oh, it fucking switches. After three hours, we're like, maybe let's go back and get some breakfast cause we've been up since four or 40 in the morning and he was, maybe we stay over here.

Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah. Fucking turkeys. Okay, dude. We'll stay around for another minute. Yeah, dude. He won't. I mean, if you even fucking mention Thanksgiving, he'll just fucking come on you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:19 He kept on saying all these turkeys we want to do is fucking fight. And I was like, yeah, is it just a turkeys? Who are we talking about? So anyway, they, we parked the truck. You guys get out and go back into some woods and come back a few minutes later with a, what happened? I do. The turkey walked up on us like, I mean, this sounds crazy.

Starting point is 00:27:39 It was probably seven yards away from me. But dude, what are you going to do? Like we have been waiting all day. We go out there. We drive all the way to Immokalee, Florida, which is far for everyone. We're doing a hunting trip. We've been planning it for six months. We're wearing camo.

Starting point is 00:27:56 We woke up at 440 in the morning. Yeah. I'm holding a gun. We're looking for turkeys. And I see one seven yards away. What am I supposed to do, dude? Put the rifle down. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:09 I don't know. Now look, man, you guys went and did it. For me, it was just like we'd done it. We're leaving. We see a bunch of turkey talking, playing like, they were playing like bad men on the side of the road. So then it's like, all right, let's go kill one of these bastards. They're like, oh, y'all, someone threw me a peace sign.

Starting point is 00:28:24 Yeah. Yeah. It was like, it was like, I don't know, I felt like the hunt had kind of ended a little bit for that morning. It had. It had. And then also the thing about turkeys is, dude, these turkeys, they're two years old, bro.

Starting point is 00:28:40 Well, they're fully mature. That's what he told me. I don't really know. But he said, two years old is fully mature turkey. He's ready to die. That's what he said. So he can serve his country and he can buy a beer is what I'm asking. But I just felt that was the part for me that was a little sick.

Starting point is 00:28:58 Like what if it was a two year old kid out there and you're hiding in the distance, right? Making sounds, you know, like, oh, give me that back, you know, or no, it's nap time. You start making shit and he comes over and then you shoot him with a fucking gun. That's the part for me that wouldn't add, man, it was like, you do all this trickery to get him to come over and then they're only two years old. It's deceptive. It's a deceptive business. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:26 And then you literally blow the blue bird's brains out. Yeah. There was some sad parts to it. Also, dude, I shot that rifle the whole time. My only concern was not a rifle, it was a shotgun. The only concern I had because I think that was the only time in my life I've ever shot a shotgun. I never shot a shotgun.

Starting point is 00:29:44 I can't think of one time that I've done it. And my only concern was I had shot other guns, like the range or whatever, and I was thinking every time I got earplugs, I was like, is this going to be loud? Like, don't we need earplugs? And I was like, no, no, no, you're good. Did I shot that thing? Dude, it sounded like a bomb when I was like, for like three hours. The next day we went back, I wouldn't even hold a gun.

Starting point is 00:30:09 My ear was turning so bad, I wouldn't even hold a gun. These guys are insane. And I said to him, like, oh yeah, I was like, we can't even really hear that good anymore. I was like, he probably can't hear me right now. And he literally said, he literally said, what? Oh, we're going to get some goblers. Yeah, it was loud. That's how I would describe it.

Starting point is 00:30:30 It was loud, but we ate him. So I think that makes it like- Oh, they cooked it up immediately. And look, I mean, it was a great experience. It was awesome. It was like, I didn't know what it was going to be like, you know what I mean? You go out there, you kind of set up. I think I've always want to fight something hand to hand. So I think to me, it seemed like if I got a blade on me, or a sword even, I would go

Starting point is 00:30:57 out there and fight a turkey. But I think the little bit of like, let me hide behind this tree and make a sound of another young animal. And we didn't say this, but the sound is like, so it's basically a horny bird. Yeah. Like we're supposed to be a hen. We're pretending to be a hen, trying to seduce a horny turkey. Right.

Starting point is 00:31:21 That's like, say you're at a rest area, right? And you go in the, there's some dude out there smoking against the wall, right? He's out there just smoking a cigarette. And you go inside the men's restroom or the women's. And the window, he's smoking right outside of a window that where you can, inside of the restroom now. And you're like, oh, come on, come on in here and get this cooter baby. You know, come on in here and, uh, and, uh, just slide up on up in this slick wallet.

Starting point is 00:31:51 You know, you say shit like that. Yeah. And at first he's thinking, oh, that's some bullshit in there. That ain't real. He keeps puffing his fucking Winston out there. And then finally you're just like, you just start yelling like, oh, come and just snack on these titty nipples, you know, and finally he puts that cigarette is like, all right, I'm full.

Starting point is 00:32:12 Had enough. Yeah. And then he right when he comes in, yeah, you fucking blow his brains out. Yeah. I would have liked to have got one. I would go again and do it. Um, I think who you take and who you go with is definitely one of the best things. Like your buddy Cole Holcomb came with us, um, and that was really interesting.

Starting point is 00:32:33 Uh, it was fun. The most fun to me about the whole trip though was by far just the in-betweens of the hunting. Yeah. Like going back, we went on a walk. It was fun. We ate, we had good food. We had a guy come over, tell us funny stories. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:48 This guy, Ira Dean came over from this band, Trick Pony. He came over and was telling us just a lot of stories. Uh, he used to live with Johnny Cash and he told us a lot of stories about that. Um, yeah. Yeah. And it's just beautiful. You're out there. We're like the Florida, like not the Everglades, not really where it's swampy, but where it's

Starting point is 00:33:04 like, it just is, um, kind of like maybe high plain swamp. No, it's just not wet. Really? Not wet at all. Yeah. But we saw a lot of, a lot of alligators. We saw tons of animals. We saw some, uh, we saw some deers.

Starting point is 00:33:20 We saw, you were saying you saw some things trying to act like deers. It seemed like everyone was trying to act for us. Everyone was putting on a show for us. It was like DE and all, then they're cooking good for us. They put us up and even the animals, sometimes they seem like they were trying to do a show for us. Yeah. Well, deers always act like every time a deer stops, it like acts like it's like auditioning.

Starting point is 00:33:38 Like it's like on a photo shoot, you know, like every deer, even if it's like 60 yards away, it's just like, you know, it's just kind of like stop and stare. It's almost like they're modeling or something, you know? Um, and they were supposed to have ostrich out there. That was one of the big selling points for me is you guys can come out here and, you know, gun down on a couple of stretch out here, um, and I don't know if our ostrichs like trans birds or something, they're very, I don't know, dude, but that pain. I mean, they, I don't know where they fall.

Starting point is 00:34:13 I don't know where they fall. I don't know that that was a true thing that they were posting me out there though. Yeah. I think that was an email, the original email is that there was a couple of stretch out there. We could pop off on, but I'm just glad you did get to shoot those little baby hogs or shoot at them or I mean, I'm not glad that you chose to shoot at them, but that you just got to shoot a gun.

Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah. Shooting the gun was fun. I wish you'd have spent more time shooting it even just back at the camp. Yeah. It did make me want to buy a gun. My biggest takeaway from the whole thing was like, you kind of wonder how you're going to feel if you're, this is my first time turkey hunting for how you're going to feel to like take another life because it's like a serious thing to like take another life.

Starting point is 00:34:50 And I was like, am I going to feel horrible afterwards or is it going to be like no big deal? And to me, it kind of was like, cause we ate it and it was like kind of like why we were out there. It wasn't a big deal to me. It was a big deal, but I wasn't like sad. Yeah. Does that make sense?

Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering, did that kind of break? Yeah. Did you, like when you got home or you're like, man, I was wondering if I was going to feel like that, but I didn't feel like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:19 Well, I think nature alone, nature, they kill each other. There's a food chain, right? It's like they're not nature, you know, animals don't wake up in the morning, but like, oh, I'm not going to kill another animal if I need to. And also in the back of my head, my dude, I get turkey toms all the time. Like I get turkey time from Jimmy John's two times, three times a week. How am I going to be out here feeling bad for doing like a dead turkey is like, dude, I'm killing more turkeys every week at home.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Some hot peppers dude on wheat bread. Oh yeah. That's good. I love a turkey time. Yeah. So that, yeah, that's a part of it, man. It's like, these are, this is what's, you know, you can't be. You can't be eating it, but then be upset that it gets killed just because you're not

Starting point is 00:35:56 the one killing it. Yeah. I almost think it's kind of better. Maybe better to go hunt it. At least we went out, hunted it, killed it. We did everything the right way. And we cooked it up. We ate the whole bird.

Starting point is 00:36:05 I got the feathers at my house. There's a big slab of meat still attached to him. I don't know if that's supposed to be there. It's been putting salt on them. It's been putting salt on them. You saw that one that was in my house on the floor. Oh yeah. There's still some meat on there.

Starting point is 00:36:15 It's been putting salt on it to make it distinct. Go away. Shoot that bitch off. That's a fucking nugget son. But I felt good about the whole thing, and I mean, Michael's awesome, and I would go back. I would go back. No, you wouldn't go back.

Starting point is 00:36:28 I would. You would? Yep. If we went back, yeah, if it was just a good group, this guy Cohen was there. He was the camera guy and also just a hunter. So yeah, I was just in fast. I think the, I was just so fascinated as to, I didn't know people were so fascinated about turkeys.

Starting point is 00:36:46 There seemed a lot more to learn that we didn't learn. And also the other thing is, I think probably a lot of the enjoyment people get from it is Michael kind of did everything for us. Like we just sat there, which I'm glad he did because we would have not got any, we didn't get any turkeys as it was with the best turkey guy. Like if we just did it, we would have got nothing, but he did do all the hard work. He was running around and doing all the shit. So yeah, that kind of, we were just sitting there with the guns.

Starting point is 00:37:13 Yeah. He wanted to make it. He made it as easy on us as possible. I think if you got to do a grenade or you got to do like a little, like a land, like a thing they step on the land mine and you lay it out there, some of that, I would have enjoyed a little as well. I think, or also, you know, I've always wanted to fight a pig just with a knife. That's always been one of my goals.

Starting point is 00:37:33 The dreams are, yeah. Yeah. Oh, to jump out of a chopper or something and fucking get a pig like that. That to me, I just, just the turkeys don't have anyone hunting on their behalf. You're out there and you know, no one's going to kill you. Right. It would be cool if the turkeys had a couple of weapons to like, say if there was a turkey, say if PETA, they're like, Hey, instead of just bitching about animals over here or some

Starting point is 00:37:56 poster board every now and then. We are going to go out in the morning on behalf of the animals and set a couple of landmines out in the field. Or you just know that every day, no matter where you are across the world, you're hunting every single day after their shift outside of Canadian goose in New York City, they're going to take all those protesters, put them in a helicopter and drop them with machine guns at one of the, one of the hunting sites. You don't know if it's going to be your hunting site, but that day they could show up machine

Starting point is 00:38:25 guns and murder your ass. Just give you like some type of edge, like some type of, we were just sitting out there kind of, I mean, as you kind of go through periods of being bored a little bit. Oh, and you can shoot anything else that's going to run by. That's another problem. I feel like at a certain point, if you, like when we didn't see any turkeys that second day, that's when we started popping off on this pig. It was like, it's almost like anything else that shows up is going to get gunned down.

Starting point is 00:38:48 Yeah. So, but it was, yeah, I just, I, I don't know, I mean, it was, it was cool, you know? I'd had a long week, so I was also looking to kind of rest and stuff, so, but it was good, man. I'm glad that we went. Same. Yeah. I would definitely go again.

Starting point is 00:39:08 I didn't know, I didn't know you would go again. I would go again. If Cole went with us too, that was fun. That's totally about the group you go with, 100%. Sitting around telling the stories, laughing, all that was fun. Even sharing in the same room was fun. I said, when else do you get to do that as an adult? It's like you're back at like summer camp or something.

Starting point is 00:39:23 You know, people stay up there just joking around at night. Yeah. Uh, you know, people are snoring. People are, some people are snoring out of their butt. There's just a lot going on out there. You kept waking up in the middle of the night. You were like, say like little words and they're always just like super disappointed. You'd be like, you were asleep talking, but you just be like, oh man.

Starting point is 00:39:48 Oh crap. What happened? Worst dreams ever. I just disappointed him. I just disappointed him. I probably was at Hamilton or something. Oh. You kept saying, oh.

Starting point is 00:39:56 Yeah. I was probably watching the Oscars. Yeah. And then, and then Cole, my buddy. His phone, like it was like middle of the night, somehow you turned over and his phone went on the floor. You went, oh, damn, like you had just been awake all day. It was fun.

Starting point is 00:40:20 It was really fun. Yeah. You guys both snored though. And I don't think I snored. I was sleeping if I did. Well, okay. Good. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:28 Lucky you dude. I didn't hear it. I turned on that white noise. What else is, dude, white noise, I've always, white noise should just be like somebody just like helping their kid with homework. It's just like things that white people do, you know, making a bunt cake. It's just an older couple listening to Willie Nelson on their front porch. There's all a couple goblers, a couple goblers over there.

Starting point is 00:41:02 Oh, man. What else, dude? Good to see you again, man. It was fun. Yeah. I haven't seen you since all week. Every day. That's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:41:11 I was like, damn, dude, I hope we have something to talk about. I guess we always something to talk about. Yeah. What was your seasons wrapped for a Sunday conversation? Yeah. Yeah. So it's Sunday conversation started as a segment on our pro football show. Like Sunday conversation, CBS countdown, whatever their NFL show is.

Starting point is 00:41:32 And we just added it Sunday conversation, Glenny Balls eats a ice cream Sunday. That was just the idea, a little segment for our show. So it ran during football season. So for the first three years we've done, we've done three years now, three seasons. We just ran it during football. But now I feel like it's kind of taken on its life of its own a little bit where I'm not sure if people, I don't think people like do the math in their heads. Oh, this is a football show.

Starting point is 00:41:53 Mainly because we've never talked about football. And the people who are on are pretty much never football players. So it's not a football show really. And so now I'm just thinking about like, is, do we really have to do it like, because it's like 25 weeks or something in football, like 25 weeks in a row of doing that show. I travel to the guests to make it easier on booking. So like, you know, it's, if they have to come to where I live in, you know, Delray or if I was in Nashville, they had to come to Nashville.

Starting point is 00:42:22 It makes it a lot harder. So I travel to the guests, which is a lot. Yeah. And I wonder if the show would be better, a better quality show, if we can focus on the bookings, get really good bookings and just go to them, knock them out and spend really good time on the edits and stuff. And then not have to worry about being during only football season, 25 weeks in a row. If we just do a year round, sorry, whenever we get a good opportunity to do it.

Starting point is 00:42:47 Right. It could be every two weeks or every three weeks. Yeah. It could be back to back. I don't know. Maybe people will hate that. I don't know. There is something to being the same time every week.

Starting point is 00:42:56 People can wake up to it. Definitely some to it. But I'm kind of playing with the idea of just starting to release them as we can get them. I don't know. I mean, that could be a dumb idea. I haven't tried it yet. That's kind of the direction I see it going. It's, is it nice though to have like that break?

Starting point is 00:43:09 It's like, you have the time where you don't have to go. It's like, you can know, okay, for this 12 weeks in my life, I'm going to go and capture episodes. I'm going to play football season because I think about like, this is my season. But the problem is, is like, get out now. So now I'm like in off season, but I have a job. Like it's not off season. Like I still have to be doing stuff.

Starting point is 00:43:29 What are you doing? You mean? Like I, like I should work for a company. Like they should, I should be doing stuff still. Like I can't just like, all right, tell the next football year, like I'll be training until then. Like I'd take off like a week or something. Like I should still be doing stuff.

Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah. And so, and I am, we're doing some different stuff. I mean, you did something this morning, but I think that going away from just being intense about it, I do like that though. I think it's a good point. Like it is fun to focus in on something for a long time, but just, and also like things get played out too. If you don't, it's already been, we've already been doing it a long time.

Starting point is 00:44:04 And so I'm not worried about it getting played out, but I think to avoid it getting played out, like really making them, the episode is really good and really quality. And I think that takes a little bit more like thought and time than just like really every week, just ramping them out, ramping them out. Right. But you've had some, I mean, you've had amazing guests. You've had, how was that Drake? What was that Drake experience like going there?

Starting point is 00:44:24 Did you go to his house? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. And does he have like, how many front doors does he have? I feel like you'd have like a front door. And then if you're, they let like somebody lets you into that one, but it's not even him. And then you get closer and closer.

Starting point is 00:44:35 And finally he lets you in like a real. Yeah. We were in his house for probably like, probably 90 minutes or two hours before I saw him. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It was an insane, awesome experience.

Starting point is 00:44:46 He's my favorite artist ever. Wow. Ever. So like growing, cause he's been around to making like great music for 15 years since I was in high school. And they say that's your most, like your favorite music of your life is going to be the music that you heard when you were in high school. Really?

Starting point is 00:45:02 They say that. I don't know who they are. Yeah. Probably some gobblers. But you know, like he just been like that guy for forever. I mean, I grew up Lil Wayne was the best. Lil Wayne was like the goat and he was the inspiration. I think even for Drake, it's obviously, Jake says it.

Starting point is 00:45:17 But so like Lil Wayne and Drake, those are the two guys. And so 15 years down the line or whatever, 10 years down the line to be able to like meet him and like go to his house and like meet his kids. But who entered the door when you got there? Not Drake, huh? No, no, no. He has a dude, his security is insane. Good luck dude.

Starting point is 00:45:35 I would like to see the fucking bus and boys try to run up with their teeth and there was a gun trying to get to Drake dude. Good luck. Dude, there's so many. He has the most security. Wow. You ever seen security? Yeah, I've seen some.

Starting point is 00:45:47 Imagine more. Wow. Yeah. Okay. You're not getting to this guy. No chance. But he was awesome. I mean.

Starting point is 00:45:56 And was there some chicks there with the breasts or whatever? I mean, I'm sure there were. I didn't see them. They kind of kept us in the gym. Oh, really? Yeah. Like there was a gym and it was like, if you got to use the bathroom, if you really got to go, you can go, but like you guys need to stay in the gym.

Starting point is 00:46:09 Oh, but otherwise pee before you pee when you leave. Yeah, but he was awesome. Like, and it's, I was a little worried about it because he is kind of like in my eyes, like this large in the life thing that I really love, like I love his music. And so like you get worried. It's like, am I going to meet him? Is it going to ruin his music for me? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:30 You know what I'm saying? Oh, totally. Like is he going to be kind of a dick or? Oh yeah. Like a land and was supposed to come to our town one time and meet people. And my mom was all excited and everything. And then he didn't show up or something. Or is, I don't know what happened.

Starting point is 00:46:44 It ruins it. I've had that happen to me before. So I was worried about it, but no, like 10 of 10 experience. He could not have been, and he was super like into it too. Like before the episode, he was like, he wanted to do it. Like, okay. He was into the idea. He was throwing ideas out.

Starting point is 00:47:00 Like, well, he wanted to put a son in it. He didn't, he was like, do you think it'd be funny if we put, if he opened up with Adonis, which is his son's name. Like would it be funny if everyone thinks it's going to be me and then it's just Adonis in there. And is his son walking to the room? Does someone care? Bring his son to the room?

Starting point is 00:47:14 Like on a little thing or like a little palette or something? Like how does, I just, I picture like somebody carrying his son there on a pillow and setting him down in the room. He's watching like his little juice box. He's so swaggy. His son's going to be like, I don't, I wonder what will happen because I don't know me. Like Michael Jordan's, Michael Jordan's sons, they played basketball. LeBron's sons played basketball.

Starting point is 00:47:36 Drake's son, I don't know like, is he going to be a rapper or is he just going to be, he's going to be famous just by nature of, people are going to know who he is. Right. Just by nature of his dad. Like he has star qualities for sure. Just by talking to, I mean, that's crazy to say. He's like five years old. He's like that two year old turkey dude.

Starting point is 00:47:56 But I don't know. He was, he was great. He was hard to like comment on a kid, but he was, I mean, he was just a five year old, like a pure little five year old. It wasn't like jaded or anything yet. Like you're still talking about five year old stuff. He was. He was talking about like kids in his class who can read.

Starting point is 00:48:09 He's like, I can't read yet, but they got some nerds in my class who can read. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. Damn dude. And what about, who else was thinking about, oh, what's something that people don't know about that has bullock eye?

Starting point is 00:48:20 Like do people, what is like? I don't think enough people comprehend that he's Muslim. He's like super religious. Oh really? And so now what does that mean? Does he like, when the sun comes out, he has to be in a certain position. What is, what all like, what is he doing? He's not talking to women.

Starting point is 00:48:39 He's not photographing with women. He's not in bars. Like he's not, he's in the United States for the first time right now. He has his visa for the first time. Wow. So he's in Vegas. I'm sure like I talked to his people a little bit. I'm sure that he could probably pick up like insane, insane bags.

Starting point is 00:48:57 Just go to like the wind nightclub or whatever and just kind of get held up a little bit. Maybe punch Stevie Eilke in the face or something and get like a million bucks. Oh yeah. He can't do it. He can't do it. Why? He's Muslim. So like he can't be around alcohol.

Starting point is 00:49:11 He can't be, and he's serious about it. He's like a serious dude. He's 19. So he's like fully developed brain, very serious about life, serious about being Muslim. He's funny. He's like, he's got a good sense of humor. He likes to have fun, but he's like, he's a devout religious person. I don't think people realize that.

Starting point is 00:49:28 And do they put him on a little rug and stuff every like hour and a half or how does that work? Dude, it's hilarious. Actually what happens is girls come up to him. He's the most famous person I've ever been around, ever. And just like doing this job for however long, interviewing people who are like celebrities and stuff. You run into people, you hang out with people who are like famous and you see people who

Starting point is 00:49:48 have crazy followings. Hasbulla is by far the most famous person I've ever, ever seen. When he walks through a place, it's like the whole room just coming on him. Everyone's trying to take pictures. Everyone's like wanting to get punched in the face by him. And I think it's because he looks, even if you don't know who he is, just by the look of him, you're like, that guy, there's something special about that guy. Because when I first saw him, I thought he was like a dwarf, like a dwarf size.

Starting point is 00:50:19 Like this tall. Yeah. But he's three feet. He's one football yard. Wow. He's this tall. Oh. He's got all that body and charisma packed into this size.

Starting point is 00:50:28 Damn, it's like a baby snicker. Yeah. Bro, think about this. Think about a kid like this big. You can just like hold him. That's a gobler, huh? Now think about this. What if you hid behind a bench in the mall and made some Muslim sounds and then when

Starting point is 00:50:46 he came around the bench, you blew it out. That's insane. It seems insane, doesn't it? Dude, there's some people in a mockery that would love to do that to a Muslim. That's true, dude. Yeah, definitely. You don't have to drive far around there to hear the n-word. Like you could be downwind of anybody in that area.

Starting point is 00:51:05 You'll catch it. Oh, there he is right there. Oh, look at that. You know, and he really is a handsome guy, isn't he? Let's see him with his hair blowing out. He got his hair blown out there for a wedding or something. That fourth picture, Raleigh. Oh, there he is right there.

Starting point is 00:51:23 Oh, he's a solid dude and he hangs out. He's from this little village in Russia and he hangs out with all his friends from his village and that's his team. And they're all into UFC. You know, I don't know anything about UFC really, but I think they have like three or four of the top fighters are from his village, a small village in Russia. Dagestan. Dagestan, yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:44 And so he's like boys with all those guys. Like who's it could be? Yeah. It might have the last same last name. I'm not sure. Yeah. Let's look up how's Bula's last name. Mago Madoff.

Starting point is 00:51:59 But is it Nermago Madoff? It's Mago Madoff. So it's not Nermago Madoff. I think you have to earn the nerve. The first question is how's Bula baby? Crazy. He, you know, this order called childlike trails. No, that's not what that says.

Starting point is 00:52:20 That causes childlike traits. Sorry. What, uh, no, it's crazy is the soccer player. Another thing I don't support. I don't know about, um, what is it? It's maybe messy. One of these top guys has had the same exact thing has Bula has. I think to my knowledge, it's like a treatable, pretty very treatable disease.

Starting point is 00:52:41 But you have to have the treatments when you're young. And he wasn't able to get him. He wasn't able to get him. So this soccer player, I think it's messy, but it could be someone else had that thing. They treated him. There's just some HGH when you're little. And then he turns out to be like the best soccer player of all time. Wow.

Starting point is 00:52:57 And then it's just like, can you get that dose? Damn. Wow. That's fascinating. Yeah. Cause I guess, yeah. If that, it's interesting. This is, if you can get medicines or not getting meds, dude, it's always been an issue getting

Starting point is 00:53:10 all the drugs. Uh, but can, can he date women or it's not allowed until he's married? I'm not really sure. Can you look up Muslim dating practices, please? I know that some, some Muslims have multiple wives. But can he even get started on his first wife? I don't know. It's confusing.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Maybe you start with a second. I don't know, dude. Yeah, you're right. Muslim dating rules. Five Muslim dating rules and traditions. You need to know eight Muslim, eight Muslim dating rules and traditions you need to know. You click on that brother. Be mature and old enough to start dating.

Starting point is 00:53:51 That makes sense. Date with intention of finding your partner. No primarital sex. There it is, baby. Better stay off that gob or two. You put a ring on it. Single people need chaperones. Wow.

Starting point is 00:54:08 I think having a beard is important. I'm not joking. I think that's a big part of it. You got to have a beard if you're a man. It sounds like a joke snot. It's part of it. I think you have to show your manhood, right? Yeah, maybe.

Starting point is 00:54:21 It's interesting. Wonder if I'd be a good Muslim or not. I don't know. You ever thought about doing it? I don't, I think you have to be, you have to be born into it or you can just do it. I think you can just do it. Yeah. Oh.

Starting point is 00:54:35 Would you try it? Maybe. I tried keto for like, I guess almost a month. It kind of makes you smell bad though, doesn't it? Which one? Keto. Yeah. There's a little dose of your own medicine there.

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Starting point is 00:59:23 Jeez, dude. No one's like Morgan Wallin, bro. His numbers this week are in... I just saw it on Instagram before I came up here. His album did 472,000 streams. And I think that the second highest was like 70. They put together the next nine best from country artists and they equaled or were less than Morgans. So it was like 70, 50, 50, 40, 30, 12. And it was less. He's like Elvis Presley, man. I wonder will he be bigger than Garth Brooks was in his prime? How big was Garth Brooks, you think? I mean, he was big.

Starting point is 01:00:15 You think he was the biggest? By far. Because I think because Garth, like adults were listening to him and they were playing him like at all the school dance. He was like, you know, we had that breadth of the same thing that Morgan does, you know? Top 50 songs in the Apple thing right now. He has 36 of them. No way. And his album has 36 songs, which also is insane. 36 songs on album is... That's a lot.

Starting point is 01:00:46 That's more than one album. That's albums. I mean, look, how many words can you find that rhyme with Silverado? I don't want to know. But he mastered it, man. It's good too, man. It's like at first you're like, oh, I don't know if I'll love that song. And then three days later, you're like just playing it on repeat. I haven't took it off. Last night, you let the lick it out. Wait, do it in my trach voice.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Last night, you let the lick it out. Oh, I think I saw some doublers over there. Dude, everybody's like, even Chinese people are listening. That's what I said. I said, who's listening to this, dude? Who are 429,000 people? Who is that? Who is listening to Morgan? How are there that many people who even have access to... DE probably would have liked him, but there's no way he has access to... No, DE doesn't have Spotify, dude.

Starting point is 01:01:43 Yeah, he ain't getting any Wi-Fi out there, dude. No, sir. I mean, he'll frisk it for some news right when we see him. What did you guys talk about? You guys were in the car for like 40 minutes. Well, yeah, when I went to set in the car, it was just me and DE in there. Wait, describe what he looked like. Just do like a... If you had to describe him. DE, I would say, he's kind of a... He's probably 60 to 66. He's had a good bit of sun on him. The sun knows him.

Starting point is 01:02:17 You know what I'm saying? The sun is fucking... The sun knows him, and he knows the sun. What do you think he wears? We saw him in Camo, but what do you think he would wear if he was going to go out for a steak or something? Still Camo. No doubt about it. How would you describe his smell? Because you were in the car with him for a long time. Oh, I think he's clean. He seemed clean. He seemed put together. He seemed... What'd he say? He was talking about Adam and Eve, and that was it. He's kind of a biblical man.

Starting point is 01:02:55 Dude, he had a... He... Okay, so we're at the house. I think you were outside, and I was sitting inside, and everyone had been talking, and it was kind of a situation where we were all moving around, go inside, outside, take a break from the conversation, go back out. Because, you know, we were talking about some... Sometimes you walk away and you come back. It is what it is, and he walked in. I think he had just dropped this bomb on you guys, and he liked the reception he got outside, so he came in. He's like, I got to get out of there. They're talking about... They're going way too deep, and I was like, what were they talking about?

Starting point is 01:03:28 And then he just dropped it on me, too, but it was kind of a good point. He was like, all right, so the Bible. He's like, you got the Bible, you got Adam? Yep, he did it to you, too. You got Eve. You got their two sons. Where did all other people come from? Big talk. How do you get the Chinese? How do you get the Japanese? Blacks? Mexicans? Other people? And I was like, and then I was like, yeah, wait, how did that happen?

Starting point is 01:04:05 I looked up the biblical family tree, and it's Adam? You got Adam? You got Eve. You got their three sons. Where did the other people come from? Yeah, where'd you get that next gobbler? Riley, you might know. Riley, are you able to put these on real quick? Riley's a biblical man, aren't you, Riley? I am. Yeah, and what do you know about that, Riley? Where'd they get the other people?

Starting point is 01:04:43 What other people? Like us, or? Other people between now and the Bible. Like, if Adam and Eve had two children, they're both men. Well, they had three, and one of them got murdered. Yeah. By the other one. Yeah. That's pretty crazy.

Starting point is 01:05:02 So how did other people get created? I don't know. It just happened. Amen. There's something I had never thought about. Yeah. Because I was raised, I mean, I've come from a Christian household. There's something I had never thought about that. I never thought about it either, man. It's interesting.

Starting point is 01:05:19 How did they get all other people? But we may not ever know, but we're here. But yeah, it was interesting how many people love Morgan Wallace's music, man. They had, yeah, even like Chinese people are like, you know, last night we let the liquor talk. Everybody's listening to it. Hey, only last night we let the liquor talk. Everybody did.

Starting point is 01:05:49 Like people you wouldn't even think, man, a guy is in a coma. Everybody's fucking listening. He's got the juice, bro. It does just... You make good music. Oh yeah. He's got a great voice, dude. And what a hard album to follow.

Starting point is 01:06:12 Dangerous was the best album ever. I think it was brave to come out and do an album immediately after that. I would have quit, dude. Yeah. Or at least on 30 songs. Yeah. You know. Like to come out after Dangerous had to follow that up with the pressure so high.

Starting point is 01:06:31 I know. And then my first style was like, well, this kind of sounds like Dangerous. And I was like, Dangerous is the best album ever. Yeah, dude. It's funny because even when I heard Dangerous, whenever I went with Morgano and his band, they were playing it at somebody's, one of his producer's houses. They were playing it the first time I'd heard it. And I was like, I don't know some of it, you know.

Starting point is 01:06:56 And then like a week later, I was like, it's the best shit ever, you know. It's funny how it just, I don't know, it's hard. It takes you a little bit to get to know a song. Dude, have I ever told you a story about Luke Combs? I feel like I told you this before. You might have. Stop me if I've said this before. So whenever I was, me and Luke went to high school together.

Starting point is 01:07:18 Okay. He was an offense alignment. He was a senior when I was a freshman. So I played on the varsity as a backup quarterback. And then he was a senior offense alignment. So he didn't play much and I didn't play at all. And so we would sit and talk to each other sideline. Oh, I've seen you guys, I haven't seen you all, but I've seen guys just like y'all on TV a lot.

Starting point is 01:07:39 It's like the guys who know they're not going in. So they're getting really comfortable and they're really digging in their heels and having a good conversation. Like that's what we were doing. And so I always kind of was good friends with him as much as you could be from a freshman and a senior. And so he goes on to App State and my dad died when I was really little. So when I turned 21, I was at Carolina. I got a Social Security. So I got like, I think like, I can't remember like 40 or 50,000 dollars.

Starting point is 01:08:03 And just kind of hit my bank account. That gobbler. And I got that gobbler and I had never had any money ever. And so I was just, it was burning a hole in my pocket. I was like, I got to spend this immediately. I was like, I had to get rid of this money. And so I hit up Luke. I, you know, I was like, what can I do this?

Starting point is 01:08:20 I want to like invest it. You know, you're 21. You'd be like half a brain. You're trying to figure out how to finance or rest your life, make some huge business move. Ask a 21 year old. You know, I was like, dude. So I hit up Luke. I was like, and he's making all these videos.

Starting point is 01:08:32 He's singing at App State. He's like on the local TV. I remember seeing him on the local TV. Was he doing well at that point? He was just, he wasn't doing anything besides he was singing at the local bar and he had a Facebook. There's one Facebook was big and he was posting his videos. He had this incredible voice. And I was like, bro, you are going to be, you could be something like you could, you could be something.

Starting point is 01:08:53 I hit him up. I told him that and chase rice with our high school too. And he was already doing it. So we kind of had that glimpse of, kind of just had that glimpse of, oh, this could really happen for somebody. Cause chase had done it out of our, out of our high school. And so I told Luke and I was like, man, I would love to, I got this money. I'm trying to blow basically. And I was like, I would really like to, uh, I really like to like figure out a situation like to invest in you in your career, dude.

Starting point is 01:09:21 Cause I think you're going to be like, you could do something. You just need some money. And he's like, for what? But, uh, so anyways, we're like trying to talk about it. We're like, how would it work? And he's like, well, let me send you some songs I'm like working on. And I have the email exchange still and, uh, he sends me like three songs. And I, I listened to him and I got this like cocky 21 year old.

Starting point is 01:09:41 I'm not being cocky, but you know, you just think you know everything. And I'm like, oh, well, you know, I don't know. I sent him back some notes. I was like, I like this one, but maybe we could do this and, uh, you could do this. I'm financing it bro. He does whatever I want him to do, dude. Anyway, so he sends me these three songs, long story short, nothing ever happens. Cause it's impossible to just give someone money.

Starting point is 01:10:07 And like, what am I going to get? Like, what if I got like 10% of his career earnings? I wouldn't be here. I know that. But, uh, anyway, so basically fell through the cracks. And I was telling that story to somebody like, uh, a couple of years later, I was like, I'm going to go back and find those emails. Bro, I went back and by the way, my notes were like, this song, maybe not it.

Starting point is 01:10:23 This song is pretty good, but maybe you could use a dip bubble, like an idiot. Don't know anything about music. Never played an instrument saying in my life. And then, uh, he probably thought I was an asshole. He didn't say that. He probably was like, this guy's a dipshit. I go back. Dude, all three records were number ones.

Starting point is 01:10:38 It was like when it rains at pores. It was like his first three number ones. And he was just sitting up to me. I was like, yeah, but. Last night, we let the leader talk. Okay. That's what I'm saying, bro. Everybody's listening to that shit.

Starting point is 01:11:00 So dude, you were obviously not a good judge of music. Dude, I got, the older I get, the more I have zero good qualities, bro. Zero good qualities. I'm like, damn, dude. Can you imagine though, if that would have worked, if I could have figured out that business deal. I was born with a beard in my head. Everybody is listening to Morgan Wallin.

Starting point is 01:11:25 That's all I'm telling you, bro. Sheesh. That's all I'm telling you, man. And I went to Morgan's show too. In Arlington, you went. In Arlington. It was like, I think it was one of his first stadium shows, if not his first one. And it was, it was one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.

Starting point is 01:11:42 So good. Not to like gas it up more than we already have, but like the show itself is like an amazing show. I thought it was over like 25 times. He literally finished, he did like 10 encores. It was when four and a half hours. Oh, it's the longest show. He was still there.

Starting point is 01:11:59 People went home. He was still singing. Yeah, dude. He was saying, he sang in different voices, dude. By the end, he's just up there like, last night we let the leader talk. That's all I'm saying, bro. He just, he goes through it all. It's a great show.

Starting point is 01:12:17 He's, they're playing stadiums now. They're in, they just went to Australia last week. And the coolest thing is it's him, Hardy, Ernest, and I think Parker McCallum. So my God, dude. That's so fun. And I've been and. All right. How about this Mary fuck kill, right?

Starting point is 01:12:36 Normal. Those four guys. First of all, we're doing with the last one. I'm going to do that with McCallum. Okay. McCallum's out. Yeah. Cause I just, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:12:50 I don't know. Okay. I would marry, I would marry Ernest. Oh yeah. Because he's blonde. I feel like he's funny. I feel like he might be like, he'd be someone you'd be happy to be married to when you're old. Right, right, right.

Starting point is 01:13:08 Yeah. You'd be able to laugh and stuff your whole lives together. Yeah. Yeah. And then I would probably kill, I would probably, I would probably kill Morgan. Cause you don't want to fuck him dude. Like imagine how many people have fucked him. That's true.

Starting point is 01:13:23 That's a good point. That's crazy. I'm not, I'm not getting in that line. That's true. That's true. Yeah. I would get with Hardy for sure. And then also Morgan's music has definitely put me on to Hardy, who's another awesome artist.

Starting point is 01:13:36 Yeah. I would like to just listen to his songs more than probably anything else recently. Yeah. I've been listening to, I'll listen to a lot of those guys and even Florida, Georgia line were at my top five last year for that Spotify or whatever, that thing that comes out, Wrapped. And then I went saw this chick, Jesse Murph, have you heard of her? She's from Huntsville, Alabama. Dude, we were at the show and we were at the show in Fort Worth or Arlington.

Starting point is 01:14:09 And so I went to see Ernest Spax. He opened up for Morgan. So I went to see the show, go see him before the thing and he's smoking a joint on his bus. He's got all these people that are all smoking joints on the bus. He's like, you want to smoke? I was like, okay, smoke, like took a puff over their weed or whatever. And was literally just immediately like, you know that feeling like you're, I don't know

Starting point is 01:14:30 if you've smoked before, but yeah. You get that like, oh, I'm there. Like I got there pretty fast. And then we were kind of sitting on the bus. We're all kind of looking at each other. I could see in his eyes too. We're like, oh, wow, like we're there. And then we walked off.

Starting point is 01:14:43 I was like, bro, I don't know how I'm going to do this concert. Like we got three hours of music. I'm supposed to be out here talking to people or I'm kind of like, and then that's what Ernest said. And that's how I was feeling after I walked off the bus because I was like, I don't know how I'm going to do this concert. And so I get to our seats and me and my friend are the same thing to each other. Like, dude, it's going to be a long night.

Starting point is 01:15:00 And we see Ernest go up on stage and perform. Like, dude, how is he doing that, dude? I can barely stand here and listen. He's up there fucking singing. He crushed too. Yeah, I did. That's a different type of cat. Yeah, I would marry him for sure.

Starting point is 01:15:17 It's a bad day for love, but a good day for flower talk. Everybody loves their music, dude. Oh man. Yeah, bro. It's like, look, it's an exciting year knowing that they're going to be out touring, knowing that there's a possibility to go see them because it is fun. I went and saw them at in Nashville and it was amazing. It was amazing, man.

Starting point is 01:15:47 Who was a tough guest to have on your show? Who was there a guest? You're like, man, this is just. It was hectic kind of or it was tougher. We never, I would say almost without exception, everyone's been pretty awesome. Some of them are more business. Like some of them are more like, a lot of them are just hangs. Like usually we get there, whether they've seen the show or not, you know, we'll shoot it.

Starting point is 01:16:13 And they'll either have already seen it and they kind of know, have a feel for who I am. Yeah. Or they like it. They like, they think it's funny and they think like it was a good experience. And so we'll just end up hanging out. Like we shot Michael Irvin during COVID and I had never met Michael Irvin. He didn't know us from Adam. So we shot the video.

Starting point is 01:16:30 We all laughed so hard together. We know just hanging out on a Friday night watching like shitty college football like for like an hour. Yeah. So that's kind of how they most are. Some of them are more business. Like some people just they're in and out, which those are the ones that are kind of. Right. You don't get to know the person as much.

Starting point is 01:16:45 It's a good video. But like for me, I like the actual experience like getting to meet the people and hanging out with them. Yeah. I prefer those ones. But like even Drake, we like, he was like, we guys, we finished like 10 30 at night. And he was like, what are you guys doing for dinner? And we're in Toronto. It's like a Tuesday night and there was nothing open.

Starting point is 01:17:01 It was only McDonald's. We were actually planning on going like have a celebration at McDonald's. He's like, Oh no, it's all open a restaurant for you guys. Or like whatever. I'll keep it. Like I'll keep a restaurant open for you guys. You like call some restaurant. We show up.

Starting point is 01:17:15 It's already closed. And they're just like, Wow. Yeah. And he's like, it says Drake show when you get there on the side. Yeah. He was the man and What about Steven A Smith?

Starting point is 01:17:25 What was that like? He was hilarious. He was kind of in and out, but he was, he was doing like a press tour. He went on every show. Oh, he did. He went on like every show that's ever happened. He was on like doing like local newspapers. He was like promoting his book.

Starting point is 01:17:37 He was on like the women's shows, daytime talk. He was like in a sitcom series. He was, he did my show, part of my take. He was running through the gauntlet, but he enjoyed it. People just like doing stuff. It's not the everyday cookie cutter. I think. Oh, for sure.

Starting point is 01:17:53 I think it's one thing that's interesting even just about like new media and stuff. That's what was so cool about hot ones. I think when it first popped off, you know, is that it was just a different way of having an interview. It was something. He's so good interviewing too. Sean Evans. Oh, Sean Evans.

Starting point is 01:18:09 Yeah. He's a master. He's a master. He is like a very much like a sensei, you know, have you met him? Yeah. I think he's the best in like just in terms of just interviewing somebody and getting in and researching, delivering his research and turning it into, it's not just about like, I know this extra stuff about you.

Starting point is 01:18:27 It's like, he takes what he's learned, informs the audience of like what some background stuff you didn't know and then weaves into an interesting question that the guest enjoys answering. Cause that's what makes the good show is like people like to be on his show. I think, oh, you've done a show. Yeah. People like to do the show because it's like, he gives them interesting things. For them to talk about.

Starting point is 01:18:46 Think about. Yeah. It was cool. It was like, oh, this is fun. I'm enjoying kind of thinking about my own life here. Yeah. I think he's the best. Who is some, what are some upcoming guests?

Starting point is 01:18:56 Cause I know you guys do it about kind of seasons here. So what are some upcoming, like would you get Biden or Trump on, you think? I would, I think they would be hilarious and equally, equally the funniest episodes of all time. Yeah. And I would do it if Biden would do it and Trump would do it and run them like, what? Back to back weeks. So no one's like, you know, you live or whatever it is in a political side, I don't want it

Starting point is 01:19:21 to be political at all. And that's the problem though is like, I know so many people, Davis said this, they poor know who I work for a bar store. I think other people have said it like, I know it happens to Elon Musk. It's happened to Joe Rogan. It's happened to the dude from milk boys, Steve will do it. Like you just watch people kind of get involved with something that could even be construed as political, and then all of a sudden, dude, you get, you got canceled, like not canceled

Starting point is 01:19:49 in terms like the fake canceled, but you got like newspaper articles being written about how you're a terrible guy, they're digging up dirt from your past or talking to every person who doesn't like you ever, like they're, it just, it's happened to all those guys. Like you really, is it really worth it for that funny moment to like have your whole life dug up? Right. And especially even, it seemed like if you go after a concert, if you have conservative people on, then it's definitely more likely to happen probably.

Starting point is 01:20:14 Yeah, for sure. You know, for sure. Which is crazy, but yeah, that just kind of is what it is. Would you do it? If you want that smoke. I mean, I've thought about, I mean, I've gotten all like, we're thinking about trying to have Tucker Carlson on, you know? And so I think like, I don't know a lot about him, you know, but so I'd maybe like to get

Starting point is 01:20:34 to know more about him as a person, you know? So I'll say this, my, my grandma, she watched Fox News every night, like religiously. And what happened to her? She passed away. She passed away. She got diagnosed with Alzheimer's. And when she got diagnosed with Alzheimer's, Tucker was doing a lot of stuff with Barstle at the time, with Dave.

Starting point is 01:20:55 Dave was going on his show a lot. And so I knew people at Barstle knew him. I never met him. I still have never met him. But I said, I would really like to do something nice for my grandma right now. So I asked our booking people, do you think there's any way Tucker Carlson could like, I know it's crazy to ask, he's probably busy and whatever, but like worth asking, would he like make a video for my grandma?

Starting point is 01:21:14 And he made this video and sent to me, it was like a two minute video, just being so nice. No, she didn't remember at all, I don't think she even knew who he was. But like, just the fact he did it, it's like, you know, there are people too, you know? It's like, I know people hate him or whatever, but. Last night, did you want us to let her talk? That was your grandmother. Sorry.

Starting point is 01:21:39 She told me to tell you that. No. But, um, yeah, anyways, just, just like for people who hate Tucker, I don't know him, but don't watch the show. And I've seen it and I don't watch on purpose, okay? But, um, you know, nice guy, or he did something nice. All right, very nice. He at one point did something really nice for me and my family.

Starting point is 01:22:05 Yeah, I mean, I just, yeah, I think sometimes I just think like, I don't know enough about politics to get, if where if I'd want to get that deep of someone who's that on one side of it, you know? But. Well, that's what I do. That's what happened to Dave. He interviewed Trump. And then he started coming after him.

Starting point is 01:22:22 Sex tapes came out. That's when you saw all the sex tapes. Yeah. That's when the New York Times writes the article. That's when Business Insider writes the article. That's whenever he starts like, and it hurts his business and like, you can say like, Dave, I really don't think he cares about people's opinions. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:35 I don't think he cares, but it hurts the business. It's not good. And it hurts your relationships. You know, he's got a girlfriend and he's got all this crazy stuff coming out. Yeah. So just maybe not worth it. But to answer your question, I think it'd be hilarious. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:49 It'd be interesting, man. Yeah. I think it would just be interesting to get to know who that person is, you know? The kind of the good thing is I don't know that much about politics. I have some of my own thoughts and feelings, but I don't get into like a lot of listening to a lot of the, like the, the points of it. You know? Right.

Starting point is 01:23:11 I just have my own thoughts and feelings about what I think about, you know, I guess living and being in a country and being human in the world. Riley, what are some different Morgan Wallace songs? Pull up the top 10 right now. Pull up the top country 50 right now. Pull up the top 50? I mean, you can do country, but like he's all the whole, everything 50. Really?

Starting point is 01:23:31 So when I was doing, so I had Morgan on my show. Streaming. Yeah. When I had Morgan on my show, they sent me like a, like a press release, which I didn't use because my questions don't like go off that, but I like read it over. His last album was the number one most longest, is the longest at a number one of any album ever or something similar to that. Number two was Adele and number three was Bruce Springsteen and Morgan Wallace longer

Starting point is 01:24:00 than them. Yeah. He's, I mean, he's the Elvis Presley right now. I'm excited to hear Luke's new album too. Yeah. Cause he is, he is, I think that's, I think if, if Walens won A, I think he's won B. Oh, Bailey Zimmerman is going to be on that tour with him as well. Oh, there you go.

Starting point is 01:24:24 Right there. Last night. Think about me. Thought you should know, um, yeah, I wonder who else would be a unique guest for you to have on. Maybe that guy that killed those people, like a murderer or somebody. Yeah. You think you could get a murderer?

Starting point is 01:24:41 Ray Lewis. Uh, maybe BTK, one of those guys or something. I would take James Winston would be my number one. I actually want Beetlejuice the most. Dude, how great is Beetlejuice? He would be my number one. I've been trying to get him. What happened?

Starting point is 01:24:58 Well, he, apparently he like lives in Georgia and he just says in Georgia, like you go down there. You can see him. Like he's in a town. He like goes to the store. People know where he's at. Yeah. I'll beat the fuck out of him.

Starting point is 01:25:11 Yeah. Dude, they would have anything. You're like, Hey, your grandfather is dying. Like I fucking. Beetlejuice don't give a damn dude. They're like, Hey, what do you think about Mike Tyson? I'll fuck Mike Tyson. I'll fuck him up.

Starting point is 01:25:24 I'll fuck him up right now. They're like, Beetlejuice, you're, uh, we heard that Beetlejuice was talking shit. He's like, I'll fuck Beetlejuice. I'll fuck that guy up. I'll fuck him up. Fuck him. He's my number one by far. Get us some Beetlejuice clips.

Starting point is 01:25:43 Get on the YouTube. Oh, dude, this can be, this can be a rabbit hole for us. And James, James Winston is my number one NFL player. What happened? Let's talk about what happened with James Winston while Raleigh Mow's looking this up. What happened to James Winston last year in the NFL? He didn't play. I don't think there must be some bigger reason.

Starting point is 01:26:06 And this isn't talked about why he didn't play over Andy, why he played two weeks and then didn't. And they never put him back in. What do you think? Something must have occurred because there's, there's no, Andy Dalton is mid, right? Yes. He's asking any Cincinnati fan. He was there for nine years.

Starting point is 01:26:25 It was mid the whole way. Right. How do you get a, there's no way you don't try James Winston at some point. But I mean, do you feel like that? I mean, just in there, do you feel like they had seen James and they're like, this is, we kind of know we're going to get, but I mean, I think a lot of Saints fans are like over the top about James. Oh, I think tons of Saints fans were like, why would you not put, take at least a, he's

Starting point is 01:26:49 at least going to be higher or it's like, he should be exciting. Right. It was the most boring, mundane, safe bet season ever. Something else must have happened. There was no reason at some point. I don't know. It could be like a contract thing. It could have been like he's going to be up for a renewal.

Starting point is 01:27:06 Maybe they wanted to keep him. I don't know. Maybe they talked to him. He's like, look, I'm out of here after this year. You guys are moving on. Yeah. Let's just keep me. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:27:16 He's like, I don't want to play. Could have been it. Don't play me. Right. I don't want to do it. Yeah. No. Thought you should know.

Starting point is 01:27:24 I don't want to play. Sorry. Thought you should know. Dude, but being back on quarterback, best job in the world. So good, man. Pick up a few meals. Just sit there. Everyone loves you.

Starting point is 01:27:40 People love you. Shoulders hurt a little bit, probably. From what? Shoulder pads on the sideline. Oh, I thought you meant from keeping your hopes and from holding your hopes up. I thought you just get rid of those things, just get that cash, shit there. Never get hurt. Don't take any hits.

Starting point is 01:27:55 Don't have to really practice that hard. Yeah. What do we got? Beetlejuice right here. Oh. Beetlejuice the movie, Riley. Yeah. Beetlejuice Howard Stern maybe will be a good.

Starting point is 01:28:14 But how do you not know what we're looking for right here? Do you probably say you could do 150 push-ups right now? Well, I'm not, he's never mastered, but he's never ejaculated in his life. Yeah. Probably could do more than that. Yeah. 2000. Riley, man, what do we got going on?

Starting point is 01:28:31 What's in the news over there, Riley? San Francisco reparations, $5 million. What is this article? Go down to the document. Riley, let's zoom in a little. Payments of $5 million to every eligible black adult, the elimination of personal debt and tax burdens guaranteed annual incomes of at least 97,000 for 250 years and homes in San Francisco for just a dollar a family.

Starting point is 01:29:00 These are some of the recommendations made by a city appointed reparations committee tasked with the thorny question, what would it take to atone for centuries US slavery? Dude, I would, then I would do, but I'd do blackface in a heartbeat and move to San Francisco. Wait, so is this a, this is someone that said, this is someone who said, what would it take to basically make up for slavery? Yeah. Or this is something that said that we should do this.

Starting point is 01:29:25 They want to do this in San Francisco. They want to give $5 million to every eligible. They weren't even any slaves in San Francisco. That's a great point. They don't even do it. Dude, that's a fucking great point. San Francisco literally means no slaves. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:29:42 It means without Francisco, dude. They're acting up. Wow. That's true, man. I think it's a good idea. Yeah. I see where they're coming from. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 01:29:53 I get the understanding, but it's like, yeah, I think, dude, you're going to have a lot of people die in their skin and moving over there. Bro, I would definitely, dawg, you're going to have, I'm putting tannins in. I'm doing everything, bro. I'm taking college and blockers, whatever I got to do, bro, I'm drinking, ain't, I'm fucking getting in, dawg. Dude, I would do slavery. I wouldn't be a slave, dude, for a year or something.

Starting point is 01:30:22 Oh, bro, sign me up, dawg. I would fucking, yeah. I'd move to Florida and work for somebody, dude. Yeah. I would do some time, bro, to get in. This was the $97,000, $5 million, I mean, dollars is a dip forever for 250 years. I'm not even going to be alive. It sounds like Beetlejuice answered the question.

Starting point is 01:30:41 $3 million, $97,000, $1 per family. Everybody gets it for 250 years. Damn, bro. It's going to be interesting. Do you think, though, that after the 250 years, families would be like, okay, they're just going to, how easily after that are they just going to be like, all right, cool, we're cool with not getting that money? No.

Starting point is 01:31:02 People would want to continue to get that money. I think they would do it and then be like, I don't know, you know, that we could probably, I don't know if I'm over it yet. Right. Hey, we need another 10 years, bro. Yeah, let me really digest what's been happening. In 250 years, dude, there's not going to be a planet. See, maybe they know that and now they're trying to, that's probably what's happening.

Starting point is 01:31:25 Dude, $97,000, 250 years from now is going to be like a Coke. What if you got to keep it, but it was like the lottery, you didn't get it until you served your 250. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just keep building up in an account somewhere. I don't know if this, I mean, look, I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, I think you can't, how are you, how do you know if somebody was part of slavery

Starting point is 01:31:55 or not, or if their family was? In San Francisco? Yeah. They weren't. That's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:32:06 I think you got them. Yeah. You got to come east a little bit, maybe at least two songs. Yeah. Like what? I respect, ultimate respect. What else we got Riley in the news? Tarpon Springs, man, this is around by you, isn't it?

Starting point is 01:32:23 Probably. Arrested replacing camera inside men's restroom at We Spy Coffee and more. What? We spy coffee and more. Yeah. And Tarpon Springs Arrested, Tarpon Springs Arrested 31-year-old spy, listen to his name, Spy Raiden. Dude, what do they want him to do?

Starting point is 01:32:42 His name's Spy Raiden at the spy store. What exactly do you think this guy's going to do? Yeah, dude. It's a spy store. We spy coffee. What do they do at the place, Riley? Come on, get us into the stuff. Placed his phone in the bathroom under the sink to record, man, he found attractive.

Starting point is 01:33:02 Oh, he was gay and the defendant advised he. Dude, imagine you walk into the bathroom and this dude walks in and he's like, sorry, sorry, picks up his phone. He's like, nah, dude, you ain't cutting it. Not to me. Yeah, dude. I ain't filming this beat, dude. You wash your hands and walk and he puts it back and walks out behind you.

Starting point is 01:33:21 What else we got? This doesn't do it for me, Riley. Wait, can we do one thing, Riley? Can you just type in, we spy coffee and more and let's just get a look at the place? Yeah, that's a good call. And that's one, yeah, we'll just see what the more is maybe. Yeah, what is it? Go click on the business over there on the right, Riley.

Starting point is 01:33:38 Florida spy coffee at We Spy Coffee More Employee Arrested over spying. Hey, look. Okay. You can't get upset if you go to a place called We Spy Coffee More as somebody spies on you in that bitch. That was a setup. They got his ass. That's a frame job, dude.

Starting point is 01:33:59 Hey. They got a gobbler over there. Thought you should know, I thought you should know, dude. All right, let's get it. What else we got, Riley? What you got? What's going on with you, Riley? What's going on with you and a while?

Starting point is 01:34:16 Riley Mal. If you guys have ever met each other, Caleb and Riley. No, this is my first time meeting him. So the first thing that we said to each other was, hey, and then he said, well, you were gone. He said that he took a lot of pre-workout. So he's on pre-workout right now, and he could probably push out 150. I said, there's no way that's true, but I didn't know a thing about not ejaculating

Starting point is 01:34:37 ever, which I don't believe, and I'm not saying he's a liar, but I just don't believe it. Sounds like you're saying that he's a liar. Dude, one time I was in, one of the things we did early in my career, I had so many ideas. Yeah, well, like what happened? One of my interns at the time, he was an intern at Barstool, wasn't necessarily mine, but he was a young fellow at Barstool. We saw how long he could go without coming.

Starting point is 01:35:02 So basically the rules were no sex, no masturbation, no doing anything that mentally would excite you to that point. You basically just have to live your life as an earnest and faithful man, and we'll see how long you go before you just come, and he went 21 days in his sleep. So your body comes all the time. Is that true, Raleigh? Yeah, Raleigh, give us an update. You and I haven't checked in in a while either, Raleigh, give us an update, and I hate to

Starting point is 01:35:30 just get right into your sexual nature, but when the last we checked, you'd never ejaculate it. Is that honestly what you're saying? That is true. And where are you at now with it? I still haven't. But Raleigh, and if Theo's not going to do it, I definitely don't want to do it because we just met.

Starting point is 01:35:46 I'm not coming, making, I'm not coming in or whatever. And same, and I'm not trying to come in either. Okay. I don't want to come in either, but have you ever woke up like you woke up and then you had done it in your dreams or something like that? No, no, not that I could think of. What do you mean that you could think of? Have you ever woken up and it seemed like somebody had, you know, shot a scene of Ghost

Starting point is 01:36:09 Busters in your pants? Uh, no, not really. See, that's, and I find it tough sometimes to believe him, but that's what you did out there at that hunting trip. Wake up. Look down. Oh, man. Don't use a no.

Starting point is 01:36:23 Oh, man, somebody shot a goblah. That was a loud engineer. Dude, we got to get a, we got to get a, like a turkey sound and just drop it in throughout the episode. Okay. Who's in dead moments where there's no sound? Riley, what's the most, so how's the date in life been for you? What's been going on, buddy?

Starting point is 01:36:50 Uh, I've been getting out there more and more, but, uh, still, still single. And he's not going to burst or nothing until he's, uh, wedded in wedlock as part of his, um, religious affiliation. Is that right, bud? That's correct. Man. I mean, do you, that's a, and that's part of like, if you're doing Christianity, you're probably Muslim, like main, the main religions, I feel like that's part of it.

Starting point is 01:37:17 So do you feel like, do you, does it make you nervous, Riley, to be like, just just think about just that you might do it and get married and then get nervous that like it will go, just not go how you want it to, or like, how do you want it? How do you want it to go the first time? Yeah. Um, I feel like it's going to, you know, you know, I'm going to be nervous and you know, nothing's going to, yeah. And what?

Starting point is 01:37:42 Sorry. Go on. I mean, it might not be as, you know, what I hope, but you know, we'll see. It may. How much do you think is in there? In him? It's a long time. How old are you?

Starting point is 01:37:53 24. Yeah. That's how long. How much do you think is in there? Can you feel it? Oh, at least one of those like medium ice cream cup. Uh, no, I don't feel it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:38:04 Okay. Never mind. I'm not going to say. We don't know each other. But you can ask. He's very open about it. And we've discussed it over the years is that he's waiting for God. Do you ever just pray that God touches you in your sleep or anything like that?

Starting point is 01:38:16 I don't. Do you feel like you, do you feel like you are caring the extra? Like, do you feel like your body has stopped, your body is like tuned into what you're doing and it's like, all right, let's just shut down the production of this stuff for now until we got a wife or do you feel like it's still making it? And if so, where do you think your body's holding it? Like if you ran out of room in your testicles or wherever it is, where do you think your, your reservoirs are?

Starting point is 01:38:45 Um, no, I just, you know, I just don't think about it. I don't really have any urges that never came across in my mind. But in your mind, what are you talking about? Like surely you think about women and stuff. Yeah. Oh yeah. All the time. Okay.

Starting point is 01:39:01 So what do you think about it from getting to that sexual space where you're thinking about pleasuring yourself or rubbing your body on the carpet until you ejaculate? Uh, it, it just never gets to that point. Do you think it's cause like you have good self control or do you think that you were just blessed with like a unperverted disposition? So you're just, you just got kind of lucked out basically. Yeah. I think it's a mixture of both.

Starting point is 01:39:28 That's the part I have trouble believing sometimes. And I don't mean, I'm not calling you out about it, but do you feel like dormant? Do you feel like your wainer is dormant? Yeah, pretty much. That's fucking crazy. I mean, are, but how are you going to get met? I mean, how are you going to take that into a married marriage? Uh, I, I don't know, it'll probably just, you know, happen when it happens.

Starting point is 01:39:54 Do you worry that when it does happen, it will be too much. Like you just held so much of it over the years that it would just be, when it does come out, it will be so much. Yeah. Like you're going to have to call the manager or whatever. Oh, probably, but I mean, that might be a good thing. Oh, geez. Dude.

Starting point is 01:40:11 How many, so how many kids do you think you're carrying in your body right now? I don't know. I think maybe six. Six. I mean, shit. Damn, Doug, you're like a dang semen mule. Well that's crazy, bud. What else?

Starting point is 01:40:29 So have any interesting dates recently, Raleigh? Uh, kind of. I have a friend that's been getting me out there more, um, meeting other girls at, you know, random places. And if you had to describe these girls, like what type of women, like what ethnicity or something, give me one word to describe them. Uh, mostly white, uh, very cute, blonde, brunette, doesn't matter, um, yeah. If you were about meeting someone and like, you meet the woman that you really, like kind

Starting point is 01:40:59 of woman of your dreams and then you think it's the one, but then at kind of last minute, she pulls out like, Hey, I want to see if, I want to see if this, this volcano goes off. You know, I just want to test it for, if it works, cause maybe she doesn't want to give me, you know, go into lifelong commitment just to make sure that the. Yeah. Say you meet some bra and she wants to come me up a little before you guys get hitched. But what do you do? What will you say?

Starting point is 01:41:26 Man, I would, I would probably, uh, can you do that or you can't? I don't know. I never really thought about that. Well, what do you mean? It's like, do, what are your rules? Like can you do it or not? You know, like that's what I'm saying, buddy. I just, you know, you don't want them to ask you them?

Starting point is 01:41:44 Yeah. I think the rule probably is just no, can't do it. Damn. Well, it's amazing. I can't, I don't know anything that has been ejaculated in 24 years, except for him. Well, he has, he has never, he has, you think he's lying? Yeah. Well, cause it'd be harder to say that if he was in this room, but since he's in the

Starting point is 01:42:12 next year, I can tell you he's lying. I don't want to say it to his face, but he's lying and Riley, I don't mean that like that you've done it to yourself or anything like that. But I do think it is, it's science. Yeah. That your body will do it. And that's what, that was our experience, our experiment at Barstle was Will, his name is Robbie.

Starting point is 01:42:30 We said, when will Robbie's body do it itself? When will it release itself? If Robbie's not going to do it, when will it release itself? And it's 21 days. Oh, wow. So I think it's around that. I think it's, I think you can carry, carry it for about a month before it does it in your sleep.

Starting point is 01:42:47 Yeah. And Kevin Gates says he does it all the time in his sleep. Really? Because he's a semen retender. Oh yeah. He's zine dot, he's edging or whatever. Yeah. So he said all the time, he's just waking up just sticky, sticky pants.

Starting point is 01:42:59 A lot of guys are doing that deficit, defecates edging or whatever. You don't poop. Poop. Yeah. Yeah. And you just try to go as long as you can or whatever. You know, that's how Elvis Presley died. He was retained, retained so much defecate in his body.

Starting point is 01:43:18 Did you hear the thing about the plastics in our waters are making our taint smaller? Mm-mm. Dude, I was thinking about that the other day. I was like, do you think that, because there's the area between our butts and our balls are getting smaller and smaller because I guess there's plastic in our water? Even hearing yourself say that sounds really crazy. If I was just thinking, dude, what if we could figure out a way to, what if we could figure out a way to reverse it and expand the taint and get it up here?

Starting point is 01:43:50 Yeah. I love that, bro. You can tell how someone's health just by how tall their balls were. Dude, I thought about getting my balls completely taken off, right? Yeah. So it's just all ween and no balls. Imagine that, dude. I bet chicks would dig that if you're like, hey, it's all dig, no nuts, honey.

Starting point is 01:44:12 Can you imagine? Looking at that? Yeah, but still, I think it seemed so much more aerodynamic, you know? It would look so good. Oh, it'd be like a fucking, it'd be like a Lamborghini down there, you know? But sometimes I feel like it's like a nice little bed, kind of like a hammock almost for the rest. Yeah, for your wiener.

Starting point is 01:44:35 Yeah, it would just have no friends, no one to hang out with. And your penis would end up not to be gross, end up getting in and touching your balls. That's a good point. Now you're talking. Yeah. That's true. You'd have a lot more propensity to maybe do self-gay. Dude, you got the sauna, you got your blood flowing all of a sudden.

Starting point is 01:44:53 You don't even know what's happening, dude. Some guys in class, he's just shoving his wiener into his butt for no reason just because he's bored. Yeah. Hey, Randy, what are you doing back there? Like, ah, my bad, man, I just like it, it's killing time. They don't use a no. What else have we got, Riley, any more news or what?

Starting point is 01:45:17 We've got... What about, oh, let's, I want to get Glenny Balls to come on here sometime. Yeah. You know? Yes. And you said he's a very interesting man. He's an Italian man. Yeah, he is, actually.

Starting point is 01:45:29 And he has a new, he has an only stand show, right? Yes. And it is more about talking with only fans, women. Yeah. Do you think he is going to end up in some type of pornography or do you think it gets to that sort of a slope or...? His best case scenario. Is that he ends up porning, doing porn?

Starting point is 01:45:50 I just, I mean, I just don't know what he wants out of it. Well, sex, probably. I'm sure he's meeting a lot of women. They all want to bang him. Mm-hmm. And he says no. He's saying no. He won't do it.

Starting point is 01:46:03 Because it probably is a conflict of work. I guess it's a business thing. Right. It's got to stay professional. It makes sense. But now, because he says no, all the girls, they, it's like a challenge. It's like, who can be the only fans, model to take down Glenny Balls? It's like an award.

Starting point is 01:46:22 It's like a gobbler. Yeah. Dude, he's a horny guy. Is he? Yeah, I love him. God. Dude, okay. This is a weird thought.

Starting point is 01:46:36 Yeah. Do you feel like horny guys are more fun to be around, even though you're not trying to fuck them? That's a good question, dude. Sometimes I feel like being around horny guys is fun. Just like this guy's amped up right now, dude. This guy's fucking fired up, dude. It's like, I'm bored, but this guy, he's got natural energy, he's like, yeah, I don't

Starting point is 01:46:57 know. Yeah, this guy's spruced up. And I'm not saying that's how I feel. I'm just saying to you. Look, what do you say to people who say, it's fun to be around horny guys. I don't know. I don't think, I will say this, once guys get married, they become, there's less kind of like that energy is, you know, they're more excited, I think about getting out and

Starting point is 01:47:21 getting drunk and stuff, but they don't have that same like, they can't do sex anymore. It's like a vitality. Like people have that natural energy is kind of like, yeah. Oh, it's definitely fun. A lot of times though, it's like, like my buddy and I used to go eat sometimes, and if there weren't any cute girls at the restaurant, he'd be like, let's leave and go to another restaurant. Sometimes it's a little too much, you know.

Starting point is 01:47:40 Yeah. And then also you get like kind of how Michael Waddell has that like switch where you just, we want, we had a fun time turkey hunt both days, but the second day after we've been in another four hours, we're like, all right, let's go home and eat. And he said, all right, I'm going to stay here and kill a turkey. You guys, hey, I'm going to kill a turkey. Sometimes you get that with guys too, like, okay, but like, I was serious about this the whole time.

Starting point is 01:48:02 It might be fun for you watching me get warmed up, but I'm serious. Yeah. It's like, I was like, like Antonio Cromarty with having kids, you know, and other people are like, Hey man, good game today, we're going to fly back on the team, Jenny's like, I'm going to stay in town and have a kid. Um, what else is going on Caleb? I don't know when we'll see each other again. Dude, we've seen each other enough.

Starting point is 01:48:24 Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right about that, dude. No, you're coming to Florida. Oh yeah, that's true. That's right. I'll see you down there. Two weeks.

Starting point is 01:48:32 Two weeks. What'd you think about Florida? I kind of want to, I'm starting to think about a recruiting strategy to get you out of Nashville down in Florida, just because I like to make people do things that I do in life. Like whether it's, I was recruiting people to Nashville. If my lease was about to be up in a month, I was trying to get people to move here. People get in town like, where are you like, oh, I really liked it, man.

Starting point is 01:48:56 We were down near like Jupiter, Boynton Beach, kind of, you know, it's, oh, it's nice to go outside. There's just, there's a breeze. This the beach is right there. You go out and you feel the Lord just licking at you. And I don't think that happens, you know, Nashville is nice, it just, but it doesn't have that beach. It doesn't have that.

Starting point is 01:49:19 It doesn't have that energy in the air where it just feels like everybody's there for a good time. That's one thing that happens in, that's more at the beach and it feels a little bit healthier probably down there. I think it's a lot healthier. Yeah. I mean, people, a lot of stuff here is like, you know, people are drinking, it's a big drinking culture, golf, so I think you have a lot of those things.

Starting point is 01:49:43 There was a moment in my recruiting, I was still early, hadn't thought about my strategy, but I was trying to tell you that people in Nashville are drinking too much and you need to move to Florida and ran the math in my head. I was like, well, that might not be my best pitch. Yeah, dude, people are mostly, Florida is like, Wow, everyone's fucking hammered. They've got sun tans. What did you say?

Starting point is 01:50:11 Your response was like, yeah, at least these guys are going to get cancer or die. At least these guys are not going to live for, I don't remember what you said. Yeah, there's less cancer in Nashville. Yeah, I don't know what, but it's definitely very peaceful. It's nice. What else? I'm trying to think of being so general about it. I can't wait to go back at least and have another experience, just a relaxing experience.

Starting point is 01:50:35 You know, another, I think I'm going to go for a few days before the UFC in Miami. This is my best pitch so far, that thought of, that makes sense. In Nashville, because I lived here for six months, so I know what it's like. When you get to that point in the day, maybe it's the afternoon, you kind of already did your work, or maybe you've got some more to do, but you're kind of tired and you need to take a break. What are you doing at three o'clock in the afternoon in Nashville? What are you going to do?

Starting point is 01:51:04 You want to take a break? What are you doing? I don't know. Maybe go out to the lake over there and go run or something. You're not doing anything. You're not doing that. Dude, you're not doing that. Dude, you asked me today, you're like, hey, do you want to go on a run before the podcast?

Starting point is 01:51:24 I was like, sure. And then you're like, yeah, I don't really want to do that, so let's just fucking not do that. I didn't want to do it either, to be honest with you, but I was like, I guess that sounds fun. You're like, no, I don't. Yeah, that fell apart fast, boy. That shit fell apart fast, dude.

Starting point is 01:51:44 Bro, what do you think about this? Do you think a lot of gay men go in the military just to meet other men and just pretend they want to fight? Dude, my massage therapist in Florida had just met her. She works with all my friends who were athletes and they need massage therapists, and I just started going just because I'm kind of bored. And she was in the military, and then her next job out was fake prostitute. So she just was, I don't know, how far do you think you have to go with a guy if you're

Starting point is 01:52:20 fake prostituting before you throw up the badge, and do you think they believe you if you're butt naked in there, and they don't have the badge or show, you think they even believe you? What if you forget your badge at home, you're just fucking somebody, you're like, you're under arrest. Well, dude, we were fake prostitutes out of the turkey on. That's exactly what we were. Dude, turkey on is literally like being a strip club or something like that, and then

Starting point is 01:52:50 the girl comes up to you and she's like, hey, you want to get this private room? You're like, I don't know how much it's going to cost, like, oh, it's cheap. They talk you down. You're like, I don't really want to do it, honestly, like I'm not trying to do that. It's not why I'm here. And they talk you into it. You get in there and they blow your brains out. Yeah, the second you walk in, there's like seven other dudes standing there with erections,

Starting point is 01:53:17 and then they blow your fucking brains out. Oh, God, thought you should know, and then they blow your brains out. That's exactly what Turkey on is, dude. You hide behind like some ferns and shit, right? It's like behind seven ferns without Zach Gallifanakis, right? So you hide behind a bunch of ferns. You make a bunch of sounds like, hey, don't you want somebody as cooter, right? Hey, don't you want some cooter, buddy?

Starting point is 01:53:53 You just make sounds like tits just beating against each other, just random tits sounds. Then when somebody finally comes around the bush to see them, a bunch of dudes stand up and be like, thought you should know, and they fucking just blow your fucking brains out. But it was fun, man. It was fun. I think we've probably covered a lot, huh? I don't know. I know.

Starting point is 01:54:23 Riley, anything else you need to talk about? What's on your mind? Um, Dude, Riley, I'm sorry about what we said earlier. I'm feeling bad about it. I'm not. Someone needs to figure out, we've long wondered how much, what is the reality of it? When people say it a lot, is Riley really, how real could this be that this man refuses

Starting point is 01:54:42 to ejaculate in a very ejaculatory world? Yeah, no, it's, it's 100% real. You feel like your joints work better and stuff like that, like, I just wonder where's it going? Cause it's going somewhere, cause like you're a human body. It's all backing up in you, like your whole body is full of semen. How much food can you eat before you're full? Uh, a lot.

Starting point is 01:55:08 But do you fall and like cut your leg and it feels so good, like what's coming out of you? That's what I'm wondering. When you bleed, like, is it white? Uh, no, it's red. Damn. I feel like he's not giving us much information to you. I mean, it's a sensitive thing to talk about, I understand why he would not want to give

Starting point is 01:55:26 us information, particularly me since I don't know him, but it is interesting because it sounds like it's, he's lying. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sorry, Riley, am I making you uncomfortable? No, no, not at all. Okay. Would you tell Caleb the truth?

Starting point is 01:55:40 Yeah. Yeah. That was 100% the truth. Will you tell me the truth when after Theo leaves? I will. Okay. Will it be the same truth you've already told him? Yep.

Starting point is 01:55:49 I should know. Uh, I don't know what else we have, Caleb. Dude, know what's crazy is like, I don't know how long we've been going. If you started Morgan Wallin's album before we started and you listened to our whole podcast, it would still be going. That's true. That's how long it is. It's just five hours long.

Starting point is 01:56:13 And you'd still be listening to number ones. That's the crazy part. We're like Morgan Wallin stands. Are we stands for Morgan Wallin? I love him. Yeah. I love his music. He's a, he's, I've met him enough times, I think he's a cool, good guy.

Starting point is 01:56:27 He's really funny. I don't know if people get to see that side of him very much and bangers, dude. He just, know what I've been seeing a lot recently is like his clips of his like earlier life are starting to circulate. Oh, really? When he kind of looked like Keith Urban a little bit. You seen that? Um, he had a different type of haircut.

Starting point is 01:56:45 Um, yeah, yeah. There's a voice. There's videos of him. I know when he was like auditioning and stuff for different shows where you see him. I don't know how he feels about that now because look, I mean, at the time, he's probably really excited to be on the voice. It's like a big opportunity. Now I wonder if he looks back at it, like I shouldn't have done that, or if he thinks

Starting point is 01:57:02 it like helped them. Yeah. That's a good question. I think one thing we don't realize is all little things have a play in where we are, whether we want to admit it or not, because they, they affect how you also then want to do things. Right. It may have said him, you know, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to do my own

Starting point is 01:57:19 thing more. I don't, you know, I like some of this, but I don't like a lot of it. If I would have never done that experiment on Robbie Fox with the coming, I would, I would not think he's lying. Right. But since I did that experiment in my life, I know for a fact that he's coming at night time or even worse or more, more lyrish turn the day right now, don't even know he's doing right now.

Starting point is 01:57:46 Dude. Well, he's all, Riley's kind of a smaller and stature guy. How tall are you, Riley? I am five, four. And so how much? I mean, he's like has full of, you know, yeah, you got a lot in you, man. Oh God, it'd be beautiful. I just, I think you men, a lot of older gay men would pay to watch him come the first

Starting point is 01:58:11 time. Is that sad? Is that sad? It's kind of like glinny balls now with so many girls, like since he's not, and he's out and he's, you know, I don't want to spill his information, but he's, he's active in the community, but not with these, these type, this group of women, these only fans women, to my knowledge. You could be lying as well about that, but that's what he's saying.

Starting point is 01:58:32 So it's like a, it's like a pride thing for these girls, I think, like they're gonna, they're gonna see who can do it to glinny balls. And I think the same could probably be said about a lot of your listeners, male listeners with him. Or female. I mean, I don't think it's, but I think there's a lot of men out there that even straight men that would probably pay to watch him do it the first time. I would pay to, I would pay to know how much it was.

Starting point is 01:58:56 Just to know someone just give me, text me the number of inches or it filled up in like a water bottle. Do you feel like, you know, you pee sometimes in the car and then you, you're like, I'm gonna pee in this water bottle and then it, you feel it all the way, I've got to cut the stream off or something. It's gonna come out the top. Yeah. I got wonder if it would be the same thing.

Starting point is 01:59:16 He's just got to kink the hose and get another water bottle. It's like when they're taking blood to do that thing and then grab the next one. Yeah. Damn. How much you think you got in your Riley? Probably a lot. Oh, gross. Dude.

Starting point is 01:59:29 That's good. Now we could do this. We could have a thing even for charity where we get people to be like guess a number, like how much little hecked ounces or heck, you know, little mint, you know, kill ounces or whatever it is and whoever gets the closest, but you can't do it for your own religious purposes. You can't. That's why you're not masturbating.

Starting point is 01:59:51 Is that right Riley? Correct. Okay. This is a question as old as time itself. Sorry about this, man. Yeah. And we're probably, yeah, this is insane. The question is old as time itself.

Starting point is 02:00:02 The question usually is would you kill one person to save a million people? You have to murder one person, but you know that it saves a million people you'll never see, but if you don't murder that person that's in the room with you, those a million people, although you might not see them, they're going to pass away. Would you fill up a water bottle to save those a million people? I would probably not. You would let them die? I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to kill a man.

Starting point is 02:00:35 It would be a million of them and children and women. Well, that's not my problem. I'm not killing them. That's a good point, dude, he's just not masturbating, that's his rules. Damn, he stands by his rules. That's good. Oh, Caleb Pressley, what else we got, man? Dude, I don't know, but I do have to pee a little bit.

Starting point is 02:00:54 How long have we been going? I got to pee too. We go on the frow long, like probably an hour and 45 minutes, Riley? Yeah, a little, yeah, pretty much. Okay. I think we can probably finish it up here. I don't know if there's anything else we need to talk about. I'm trying to think too, if there's anything that we did that we could talk about.

Starting point is 02:01:09 Would you ever have Will Smith on your show, you think? Will Smith? You think I should? I don't know. I think about it kind of like, there's some guys who, not that don't like Will Smith, but like, would it fit? It's not going to be a good episode. Right.

Starting point is 02:01:27 Right. Right, you can't really go for like, it doesn't really fit in like what is like publicity. You got to have real, you got to have people who have real reactions and have like, are real. It's probably just been famous for way too long and they, and they're too good at, they're too media trained. I don't know if I would have the rock on. Yeah, it's too media trained.

Starting point is 02:01:45 It's too media trained. It's like, what are you going to get out of the rock? Yeah. I'd have you on again. Would you ever come on again? Yeah, I think I would like to go on again. You know, I was supposed to come and help roast Morgan when he came on your episode. Yeah, I know.

Starting point is 02:02:00 Damn. That would have been good. He doesn't even know that. I know he doesn't. Let's don't tell him. He won't find out. Um, dude, honestly, I just have to piece of that. I don't think I can think of anything else.

Starting point is 02:02:12 That's fine. I'm like feeling like I can feel how he feels. Yeah. All the time. Um, you want to get something to eat? What time is it? I don't know. 430.

Starting point is 02:02:23 Let's go get something to eat. All right. Should we do like a last thing or like a send off or like a apology to Riley? Yeah. I think maybe we can just say Riley, we appreciate and respect whatever journey that you're on and are you going to be okay no matter what? Yeah, I think so. Okay.

Starting point is 02:02:45 Are you okay if other people are sexually active or you have judgment against those people? Uh, no, no, they just, they can live their lives as they please. Amen, brother. I mean, it's crazy to be out there and be like, and to be doing it. You know, I'm sort of, I'm very envious. Riley, do you think, I mean, obviously Theo, you know, some people think there's people out there that think that's fun to hang around horny guys.

Starting point is 02:03:11 Do you think that? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Do you find it more exciting to be around horny guys? Would you rather hang out with a horny guy or a guy who's kind of maybe just thinking about something else? Probably a horny guy. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:03:28 Why? Yeah, I just feel like they would be more fun than just a guy that's, well, like me. No. No, Riley. I mean, that's, that's not, yeah, buddy, you're doing good, man. That's a myth. Also, I think that I'm going to choose to believe what you're saying. Not that it probably means anything to you.

Starting point is 02:03:57 No, I, I appreciate it. But I think that I personally feel like we've put you kind of through a litmus test of every question you could think of and all of your answers, all your answers hold up kind of like if you, none of your answers contradict one another, which I think is a good, good sign. Yeah. No, I, I appreciate it. Caleb, for sure.

Starting point is 02:04:21 Yeah. And I think in the gay community, it's called a snick, a cinnamon cookie or something. If somebody's never ejaculated, do you fear that you could be involved in the gay community, Riley? Definitely not. Okay. Hmm. And not fear, but is it, you know, have you thought about it?

Starting point is 02:04:38 Are you scared for your life? Yeah. No, you're telling the truth. I mean, I do want to look it up though. Yeah. We'll investigate it, man. But look, in the meantime, uh, love you guys. Caleb Presley.

Starting point is 02:04:53 Thank you. That's something we'll ever be in Nashville unless we come back to fight those bussing with the boys, dudes. All right. Let's, that's you, dude. That's your journey. What? Those are my friends.

Starting point is 02:05:03 Are they? Huh? I love those guys. You told me they had beef. Huh? You told me they had beef. Y'all got beef, man. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:05:11 You're right. No, I would definitely stick up for, I would just be there, you know, I would be like the, uh, the mom at that Kelsey Super Bowl. Oh, I'll cry and then celebrate. But then who would my tag team partner be then? Riley, probably. No, I need somebody that's got that gun. I need somebody that's, well, actually, no, good question.

Starting point is 02:05:37 All right, boys and girls, let's give you something to eat, huh? Yep. All right, Caleb Presley. Good to see you, man. Good to see you, brother. Yeah. Probably won't see you for all seeing a couple weeks. Dude, the funniest thing was you're like, um, when you were driving in my house, you're

Starting point is 02:05:54 like, I was like, I live right here. You're like, oh man, it's a nice spot. Two seconds later. So where do you live out here? We're right over there. Oh, oh yeah. Nice. Hey, bro.

Starting point is 02:06:09 That's what's going on, baby. That's where we're at, man. Yeah. Thanks for having me, dude. This, uh, don't use it, nah, that's all I'm saying. Michael Waddell, thank you for the hunt. Uh, Caleb Presley, thank you for being here today. Uh, we'll see you guys next time, baby guy.

This Past Weekend - E436 Caleb Pressley

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