This Past Weekend - E445 Brianna Chickenfry

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

Brianna Chickenfry is a podcaster, host and content creator for Barstool Sports. She hosts her own show “Plan Bri Uncut”, and also appears weekly on BFF’s with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards. Brianna Chickenfry joins Theo in New York City for this episode of This Past Weekend, chatting about her wild childhood in South Boston, stealing bras from the mall, blowing up on Tik-Tok in college, quitting school for a career at Barstool, their mutual friendship with Caleb Pressley, her beef with Frank the Tank, and much more.  Brianna Chickenfry: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/  Special thanks to AdHoc collective and the Carriage House in NYC for providing the location for this episode.  AdHoc Collective: https://www.instagram.com/adhoccollective/  ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit  https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ  Manscaped: Visit https://manscaped.com to get 20% off + Free Shipping with code THEO. Make this Fathers Day one he won’t forget. BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/theo today to get 10% off your first month. Find more balance, with BetterHelp. RocketMoney: Visit https://rocketmoney.com/theo to cancel unwanted subscriptions. Stop throwing your money away, and manage your expenses the easy way. SeatGeek: Visit https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/THEO and use code THEO for $20 off your first order. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek&ab_channel=BishopGunn ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner

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Welcome to um the podcast. Thank you. You know Vaughn you just let anybody on the pod now I guess we do I guess you and I've never met no we haven't yeah it's interesting kind of I know because I know you through I know you through Caleb cp yeah yeah he's a good guy he's very mischievous that guy I feel like sometimes you know I feel like sometimes he's you know he's kind of a he's a slippery guy kind of you know up to no good you think well he's just really sleek I think he's very smart mm-hmm some people are too smart for their own good we call him we call him the king of the tards because he assembles like he assembles a crazy crew yeah and then he's just the king and everybody worships him yeah I'm part of it I'm I'm one of

the tards are you in huh yeah I'm in you're retarded yeah a little bit yeah that's good do we have uh I feel like I'm on one of those rides what at Disney or yeah they put you in no not Disney Universal like at a shitty fairground okay yeah we never met each other before no never yeah I want to your show though yeah you went to the show the other night did you have a good time yeah it was good it was really funny oh thanks yeah you're crazy it was long you're more animated than I thought you would be oh yeah yeah like you were doing all these moves and shit I was like wait what yeah I have yeah I mean yeah well I have yeah I have like if it's I have all of it I got you know or I'm gonna I guess yeah people maybe think you would be still or something yeah I don't know

you were just more animated than I thought yeah we're doing all these faces really like when you were laying on the on the oh yeah yeah it's like damn he's animated yeah well I think you have to keep people's attention too you know yeah and you're just one thing and you have to tell a story with just your body like you only have so much like you know you have to I think um people's attention spans I think seem short so you want to keep them engaged yeah you're you keep me engaged oh good it was good yeah I'm glad you guys have fun had you been to a comedy show before yeah I love stand up I love coming I usually just go to like open mics though so that was my first like real big show oh okay yeah it was good oh yeah because yeah so I see you on TikTok I see you on Instagram

I see like yeah how am I here why am I here because I just want I feel like here's why okay so whenever Dave came on the show he said um he's like oh we have a lot of the youngs we make a lot of stars over at uh those weren't his exact words but I was like you guys you have a good eye for talent yeah so we're talking about oh Dave you got a good eye for talent and he's like yeah we have some great talent right now and he named a couple of people but he named you until I was like oh interesting so I just trust his eye for talent you know you trust Dave yeah I think so you think so well yeah he's found he's found a lot of good people yeah you had glenny balls on yeah he found glenny balls yeah found Caleb yeah found me I don't know what I'm really doing they always say I'm

doing so well but I don't I don't really see that yeah I guess maybe that's what I wanted I was like who is this gal and then like yeah what is her what does she do I know she's like you know I see you just on the internet so I know she's like an attractive girl I know that she you know likes to drink or do drugs or whatever you know or and you're from Massachusetts right from Boston yeah yeah so you could probably drink through your vagina I mean I don't know something else Eric and really they could do it yeah they'll find they'll get a beer down a little get a beer up yeah it's kind of crazy I could get it up I could get it up but no everyone thinks I do a bunch of drugs I went I did the milk podcast the other day okay and they sit me down they're just like how much drugs you do how

much cocaine do you do I don't do drugs oh really I did well I do shrooms I guess I don't do the hard drugs okay yeah I think I'm like a big everyone thinks I'm a big cokehead because my thing is sleep when you're dead so that's fair yeah that's a cocaine slug I know but it's not I don't do cocaine I got a lot of more people in my family do drugs than don't do drugs okay yeah I believe that yeah so I got a crazy family really and so now when you say that um that you don't do drugs or you under the influence you have any drugs in your system right now you think uh Adderall okay yeah how much you think if you had a guess Vivaan 60 milligrams this seemed like a lot it is kind of a lot it is I haven't taken it in a while but I have a long day so I might have a heart attack

or like shit myself a little bit yeah yeah sometimes the Vivaans it's hard I can't really turn my neck when I'm on it that shit gets me real tight I start biting my cheeks and stuff I guess it's kind of worse than cocaine I opened it up because I was like maybe I'll just take half and it's just cocaine in there oh yeah it's all white powder it's crazy it's kind of scary yeah yeah anytime like your yeah anytime you get something from like a cds but it's a powder it's like yeah it's kind of a kind of scary yeah I poured a little I poured half in it's just chemicals yeah oh yeah it's kind of good though yeah it wasn't bad yeah oh dude I remember I found the pill on the uh gym mat one time and I just slurped it up what was it I don't know well how'd you feel

could have been could have been for like erectile dysfunction could have been a dexatrim okay but it was good it was pretty good I thought you know I felt yeah it was like all right let's see what God wants to do kind of thing you know somebody had fallen out of somebody's pocket at the gym you stay at the gym longer than you thought uh I don't remember what happened man I mean it was probably about seven years ago but so it's been quite a ride since and I don't think it's still in my system I don't know what the half life of like something like that is you know yeah no it's probably only six um so you are from then so yeah I guess I just we just want to get to know you so okay let's do it you um yeah and we want to see like where are you going

you know what's going on with this lady you know okay where am I up to yeah or just like yeah what is does this lady have a real plan is this lady just kind of living willy nilly you know like what's the some of the goal here I think okay so how does it start like when are you a child when am I a child I was a child when I was a child yeah so I was just like a small child oh god and the first big born big or not I my mom was pregnant for 10 months wow so I was born a month late I was big I was like 31 inches nine pounds oh my god yeah really yeah that's real dude I bet they had you fallen into like a fisherman's net yeah she was real tiny they had to do an emergency c-section I couldn't fit through the canal no yeah yeah it's crazy so almost like breaking out of a

prison cell yeah I was breaking out of a prison cell my parents got my parents should have never got married they got so they got married when my mom was 10 months pregnant at like a random gazebo a gazebo in Florida oh yeah they'll build those anywhere anywhere and she she had a red she had a red dress on and they got married and then we came back I was born and my my family's kind of crazy I have four I have four siblings so my oldest sister she's 40 so there's a big age gap okay so she's a she's a blackfisher do you know what a black blackfishing is is that the thing that uh oh yeah I think it's like it's not the thing for seaworld it's not the they're not like the people killing the no that's worse I think it's she wants so she she gets level four spray tans

so I for reference I get level one spray tan and she'll go and she'll get level four and she gets box sprays but she's white she drives a Chrysler 300 she hangs out with all blackfishers obviously yeah and she she she just got out of prison she's doing well now but that's the oldest sister so that was like my that was my role model growing up damn yeah she was crazy she was yeah and she dated a lot of brothers yeah I want to see I want to see if you think she would be black yeah she no she she doesn't she only dates white guys yeah it's a crazy thing she hangs out with all I thought she was hanging out with all black people but then I realized they were all black fishers and what does black fishers you mean like black

they're black fishing so you could this is what you get canceled for nowadays if you get too dark like spray tans or if you wear box sprays which is my sister oh I see you're saying like people they do the chocolate body like the bar um weightlifting yeah this her whoa whoa whoa let me see that's a real picture of her that's a real picture of her that's her facebook that's her facebook profile picture she's a white girl god she's beautiful huh yeah so that's the oldest sister she's black fishing wow and so that's like fishing for black people like you're trying to catch them or something like is it like yeah but she's never kept but she's only dating white guys so I don't know what she's trying to catch yeah that's interesting I never like we had a lot of like

when I was growing up they just called them kind of wiggas you know it's like we had like a lot of wiggas back in a day and it was like you know you'd see like it was a lot of first gingers were doing it you know yeah because I think they were so white that it almost is like a like it's everything is a spectrum so I think if you get so white you're almost back around to being black and then sometimes you would see the black guy that's white you ever see that guy oh yeah logic yeah but I'm not talking like log like just you know I'm talking about the guy who like the guy that looks like you know when you go see the tigers and they have that white tiger you're like oh wow yeah like sometimes there's the black guy that has that's complete that's but that's white you know yeah yeah it's

like uh somebody trapped in a um yeah it's like I don't know what you would call it but he's a black guy with white skin he looks complete it's almost like they took a black guy and they put the painted him white painted him white I've seen a couple of us yeah yeah yeah it's crazy right so it's like a little yeah it's like um it's almost like something that god got it like somebody for christmas or something like god's like I'm gonna make something real special for somebody yeah it's like a unicorn yeah and he made that yeah so anyway so yeah that's what we're talking about your sister right oh yeah family crazy family that's my okay she's got a sister that's really out there yeah yeah I got it I got they're all out there I have one

good sister I have another sister they're all good or they're not good no I have one good sister okay okay and then I got two so we have the black fisher and then we have the the next one in age she's crazy she got gastric bypass surgery oh yeah and it fucked her up oh yeah it fucked her up pretty bad she's insane she drives a vespa and she's she's a lesbian she's crazy oh yeah yeah she wears sunglasses all day all day she's insane but that one that one she's she means well but she's um she's not doing well now okay yeah and then we got my good sister and then I found out I had a brother when I was 12 no way and what they do they just like pulled a curtain back and they're like here he is he showed up it was crazy yeah the black fisher they met on facebook

they met on the brother yeah because my dad my dad put the brother up for adoption when he was like 15 or something so the black fisher found this brother and brought him to thanksgiving when I was 12 oh yeah and he looked just like my dad no they were like the same age pretty much damn yeah well so that's interesting so it was it was it chaotic or was it fun what was it like was it pretty cool it was pretty cool yeah yeah it was pretty cool but I kind of freaked out and y'all were living in boston yeah living in boston at this time in what town is he over living in south boston okay so south boston is like what's it like over there it's like um it's like all the people south boston used to be all the people that lived in the projects and then they moved like a couple streets over okay we're

like we're doing good and is it whites is it brothers what is it it was pretty white okay yeah it was pretty white town but then I moved out when I was 12 so I have like a split life okay because my dad finally got a job oh he did yeah nice where do you work at he's a mechanic oh he is yeah oh yeah my sister used to be married to a mechanic really yeah and my mom I think almost dated a mechanic one time but I don't know if she did or not but we would always she always go there and take the car in and we'd have to sit in there sit in the car uh no we wouldn't say we would sit outside of the car but I don't know if he was really fixed in it or if they were just kind of chatting with each other they're always chatting yeah yeah uh was your dad like a run-around guy did he have a

lot of girlfriends or not yeah well he was he was like a raging alcoholic and then I was born and my mom was like ultimate him oh really her we're drinking and then he stopped but he did some other shit and then he became a mechanic oh yeah yeah yeah he's still a mechanic a lot of people that quit doing drugs they end up I feel like they get into like a mechanic and yeah um okay cool so you're in Boston that's what you're doing right and where did you graduate from from high school yeah okay I graduated from high school and what happened before that like when did you get like like when did you start dating or whatever like when were you when does that happen like in I'm a bad I'm a bad dater I didn't start dating until I was like a senior a senior in high school

really why not I was molested by a lot like three separate three separate lesbians when I was younger and that's why I can't my second sister just no I shouldn't say her name but my second sister she's a lesbian I was terrified of her my neighbor Olivia two of the girls so I would spend all my summers in the trailer park because that's what my dad would just drop me off and then you go be a mechanic and my mom was working and there was a two two separate lesbians at the trailer park and what do you think about it and I'm sorry to hear that no it's fine it's fine I think I'm better but one night stand scare me I can't have a one night stand because it's bringing me back like it's one time thing oh it's a one time thing and the lesbians did that huh lesbians yeah I guess

their pedophiles are lesbians but yeah yeah yeah lesbians don't get as much pet they don't get it like that pet they don't get called a pedophile that much you know no no yeah they just got called lesbians so when do you get like your first brazier or whatever like do they and how do you even get that do they like mail it to you or something like how do you even get like you got out why stole my first one really yeah I stole my first one I was scared so I don't have a good relationship with my mom so I'm gonna be like mom let's go get a bra yeah I was like Tali I'm my best friend let's go to mom let's steal bras yeah we stole thongs we stole bras I didn't need one though I still didn't I got a boob job so I didn't ever need one yeah were you just very

more lean chested kind of yeah yeah yeah it was lean there was nothing there damn buddy yeah yeah buddy that's what everyone called me yeah that's buddy like damn little brother yeah little brother it's like fuck yeah I guess I know I never wondered that but I guess I was just thinking about that yeah like do you how do you get a bra if you're a girl like you know it's like the government like mail you like your first bra or is it like they give you this book actually in fifth grade they give all these girls a book and it like shows you all the different size of nipples and all the different size of boobs and then it shows you where you can go yeah it's the best book ever it was cool yeah teaches you about like periods and stuff it does everything everything and who gives it to you

a parent gives it to the child I'm sure no it was um it was always the it was a nurse oh at school yeah that's cool yeah it was a parent thing I'm trying to think what happened at our school we came in and they had like a man in there they would always get like the most trustworthy man at school and like five or six kids and everybody knew his wife you know and I remember we came in and this time he had on sunglasses and he was it was like his first time teaching sex ed and I think he was so embarrassed he like didn't want to be seen doing it or something but we know it's him right because he's taught us other classes yeah yeah yeah we've seen him and he was up there just like pointing at all the stuff and everything and uh people are losing their fucking minds you know

like kids like jerking off in the corner like there's people like wait did you have a jerker did you have a jerker like did you ever see the kid jerk off in class let me think it oh yeah yeah we had this one class where people would it was like the thing to kind of jerk off in your book oh wow what class was that uh I don't know class maybe no I think it was just class class was any class yeah it was like one of those classes you're like oh what is this class about like three quarters the way through the class you're like what is this class about you're all horny yeah just jerking off in the books well I remember people would they had a book yeah and people would try like the goal I think was by the end of the year to have somebody like the conglomerate of youth

and the group to have jerked off in every pay like to completely like turn the book into like a xylophone you know like it's an accordion accordion yeah like by the end you can fucking you play it oh you could hire a fat Italian guy to fucking you know make it a beautiful mother's day for your mother so um but yeah I remember that thing got passed around and it's till it started to look like like kind of like did you hit it oh yeah dude I definitely did a good job on that deal everybody did it was almost kind of cool at the end of the year it was almost like having somebody sign your yearbook oh yeah but it was all men okay that was kind of the sad part you know you couldn't even fit it in your book back anymore it was like too big oh dude it was gross yeah that's gross man have you

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oh immediately that was only yeah immediately it was just a full on birth and it was like oh so hairy it was so and they made fifth grade that's too young i think yeah right you don't even have and it's completely naked completely naked oh yeah and you even they even showed the faces and the dad was holding the hand and everything the dad was yeah oh wow yeah and i always wonder who is that woman like who do you in the video and what uh the video the woman who's what giving birth her yeah like who who said who'd like we want to show this to every 12 year old how much do you think she got paid to do that's gotta be she was really needed that right that's gotta be crazy that's gotta be crazy the craziest part is if she's at a party or

something and somebody's like hey do you guys remember janet and they're like no how will we know her and then somebody's just like right here you had a zis ring a bell and they just like oh yeah throw a watermelon out from behind their leg yeah that's a that's a woman that had to do that i wonder if they even put her in the credits at the end no way they didn't even blur out that's what i'm saying they showed her whole family her whole family everyone was in the family's all standing around their holding hands the dad's painting it's crazy fifth grade janet it was nuts did it reminds me of that they had this tv show called hands on a hard body or it was a movie right it was like they told these people in mississippi if you all show up at like this walmart and like

put your hand on this like um um it was a vehicle it was like a um dodge um it was like a jeep like a um it was kind of like a ford escort uh ford explorer it's like suv okay like if you show up at this if you show up at this small you put your hand on this suv the last person with their hand on gets to keep the suv right so that was it that was the rule right so people showed up and people are fucking washing their hand and fucking being all fired up people are doing like this and getting their hand ready you know and shaking hands and fucking high fiving and doing this just little tricks that don't mean anything and just getting their hands ready and then so then they started off they put like everybody's got their hand on the car right like two minutes in one dude's like

he takes his hand over he's like i'm gonna win this bitch like they're interviewing him his hands are off because he went like that's like you're fucking out of here so like by 30 hours like people haven't slept there's like nine people left and there's this one brother on there and they keep saying to him man you're gonna win he's like yeah my friend's bringing me on nestle ball when he gets here with that bitch it's a wrap right he's like when i give my sugar bro it's a fucking wrap for all these bitches right and the other bitches just like a senior like an old lady who may be dead she's like they just leaned her against the back of it and like two other people anyway the guy gets there he hands in the nestle ball he takes his hand off to fucking get it and he's out so anyway

that kind of reminds you like everybody being around the mom like with their hands on her you know yeah that's beautiful it's kind of beautiful yeah um and so that's how you were born oh no that's sex ed that sex ed yeah that same thing yeah that's how i was born that's great and did you like and then so you had a boyfriend in senior high school you said yeah that's when i that's when i got into the dating okay senior high school and did y'all go to a dance or anything like that you'll go to prom no no i met him i met him on a cruise ship when i was 16 and he lived in a Ohio oh so it was a long distance thing there's long distance but then i but then i i backed up and i moved to Ohio for this man i went to school in Ohio no way college in Ohio yeah and where'd

you stay at oh you had a you had a dorm or whatever dorm yeah and then i broke up with him because i was like this is weird he was way older than me was weird what school well that's probably not that crazy but what school was the um what school were you guys at he didn't go to my college but i went to it was called Baldwin Wallace Baldwin Wallace Cleveland it was a small liberal arts school okay she was artistic and you like doing artsy stuff because why do you go there then because i followed him oh yeah so i was fucked and then i was stuck there oh yeah and where were you working at where was i working at yeah i was a nanny you were i was a nanny yeah oh god where are those kids now that's crazy yeah i don't know they got their hand on a truck somewhere dude i had to

frickin i didn't nanny or whatever but like some guy from the gym hired me to watch his kids for like two weeks bro it was fucking so unreal who were they like it was horrible well i remember like i feel so bad about this but i like found like a bunch of porn at the parents house or whatever and like so i was just i was torn between like you know making sure these kids got off to school and stuff and then like like just looking at different pornography that they had at the house but what was the guy like the dad the dad was a nice guy i'd seen him since later on down the line everything seemed pretty pretty cool nice kids kids were cool you know but they're good now yeah they were good then okay yeah there was no i didn't affect him in any way how do you talk to kids

like do you know how to talk to kids i think i talk to him like adults really okay you're just like what's up yeah i think as i feel like if you if you if you get a kid and you know if you look at if you really they seem like oh some of them are fucking idiots you know but some of them seem like they know what's up you know yeah um okay so what else happened then all right so you're in school where you working at i'm working now i'm at someone's house i was a nanny okay you're a nanny i was in school i was pre-med though so what yeah i see you're smart then yeah i was biochem major wow i was i was doing all right i was doing all right but i wasn't like i wasn't that good i was like bottom of the class but i still like a three two okay three two is good though three two

and i was i wanted to be a i wanted to be a pa so i wanted to go to a pa school and what is it pa a physician's assistant okay so it's like the least time in medical school but you make the most money so i wanted to do that because i only had to go to two years of med school after okay but then i started making tiktoks okay yeah so i started making tiktoks you went from pre-med to tiktok fast okay and was your first tiktok like at the pre was it involving like medical stuff or notice whatever no i was just i was hungover that was my thing i was the hungover girl oh now i get it yeah yeah that is your thing you're always like hungover hangover dang yeah yeah you're always hung over and having like travel you're always hung over and having to like go back into the world and

deal with whatever's going on in your life you're like this is how you like yeah this is how you like this is how you put your neck brace back on you had too many white claws at a prosthetic conference you know like there's oh yeah now i realized i didn't realize it before yeah that's what it was now i see yeah it's like okay this is how it goes interesting yeah so i was a hungover girl okay so you hungover girl you're doing tiktoks but then do you feel like you have to get fucked up though yeah for sure because that was my that's why people followed me so i was like i'm i've always got to be drunk whenever one people meet me because i'm socially awkward and on on social media i'm not socially awkward so when people meet me and i'm sober you're like whoa you're weird really yeah

yeah why you don't seem weird right now i don't know i feel like when i meet people out they want me to be so like crazy and over the top but i'm not crazy and over the top in real life so that's what so i was just drunk all the time right yeah yeah you seem like an alcoholic that like fucking like um commandeered like an urban outfitters a lot of times to me yeah a little bit yeah a little bit that's what i mean and i mean that in like the sweetest way possible no that was sweet yeah thank you is it because you feel like you make the best stuff when you're hungover like you make like your brain is the most creative then or something or what do you think i well i was just i was just in college so i was always hungover so i just started making videos oh okay i just was hungover all the

time and i didn't think anyone was gonna follow me that's why i just i made my chicken fry uh-huh and i'm stuck with it oh yeah stuck with it yeah because i was thinking i was i remember asking david i thought i thought it was like a native american thing you know i know he did yeah yeah because i was trying to think because i grew up around they had a lot of a native americans by us um there's a river in my town it's called the chafuncta river and it's named after the chafuncta indians right but they got their name because a long time ago one of them threw like a big rock into the water okay and that's the sound that it made when it went in yeah and that's what they called themselves isn't that crazy yeah kind of interesting oh then i should say that i should

make up a cool story about chicken fry that's what i think it's not a cool story what do you think i should say because everyone asks me and it's not a cool story yeah i think it sounds like it could have some um chicken fry it sounds like you could have some like maybe some african history to it or some native history you know it sounds like it could have a chef you know maybe emerald okay maybe you relate it to like um volfgang puck or that whatever that guy's name is but i'm trying to think of what else you could do with it yeah i want to do something cool yeah i'm trying i know i need you you're not doing anything you're just telling me to do it i need you okay what about what would other native american names be for like the other people at barstool oh like

uh do you think they all start with oh do you think they all start with like it's the sound it's the tribe we got uh oh chiching that's dave yeah chiching because he gambles and he yeah and he sold the business for a lot of money chichinga maybe yeah chichinga chichinga for dave yeah chichinga i like that one that's a great one what about glennie uh cheese uh yeah to cheese cheese to cheese yeah yeah definitely cheese because he went when he was on here he's telling me he went to a cheese shop he knows a lot of um he knows a man who's a cheese monger okay who is somebody who like is like basically the bat man of cheese right and so he went and hung out with that like like glennie went to like a fucking glennie's like i'm walking down the

street some guy pops out of a cheese shop like the head of cheese like mr cheese fucking like larry casos fucking white boss you know like he fucking pops out you know fucking ronnie mozzarella pops out of the back and he's like this way son and he like took him into the back of like a cheese world and then he said he sat at like a beautiful real story the first story he told me he goes we sat at a beautiful table and the guy keeps bringing out different cheeses and this and that and grew year and grew here and grew everywhere like he's just like every type of cheese came out you know and like three hours later that is like threw him back out into the fucking street and he's done never saw him again never saw him again like it all did even happen

oh that must have been a good day for glennie though oh it was he was so excited you know yeah yeah so so he's cheese yeah he's to cheese you have to change to cheese what do you think kayla would be hmm maybe to cheerful oh he's to cheerful he is pretty cheerful and he wasn't really a quarterback in college he was a basically a the first male cheerleader of the university of north carolina but he doesn't like to say that though we were out we were out a couple weekends ago and um the owner of a bar that he brought out calib's jersey that he made him sign it he brought it out to him he's like you know i'm just like i really respect you like you got to sign it calib like brings out the sharpie and he couldn't think of what to write on he was so

embarrassed he was so embarrassed but he signed it it was clean i'm it was probably his original jersey and it was still clean i'm sure he was like there's only two because the other ones at my house uh that's funny so yeah maybe to cheer for i don't know if to cheerful is exactly it i'm not saying it's not i don't know i saw him win $20,000 at a casino and then tried to buy the late the card tender whatever her name is uh kia sorento a kia sorento yeah really was she offended well he saw i want when he's like i'm buying this bitch a kia sorento and that's when people are like you gotta leave like yeah and literally you could see how bummed out she was because she

knew she was about to get a kia sorento but just because he called her a bitch the pit boss is like we don't use that language around here oh fuck she's waiting in the park yeah dude it's like dude you can call me a bitch if you're gonna get me a fucking kia sorento you call me whatever yeah she needed that yeah oh fuck kia sorento was also we had a that kia company they named their cars i feel like after a lot of like black girls that went to my high school kia sofia kia sorento what's the other one's that um kia forte oh yeah kia optima dog you're telling me kia optima didn't fucking play basketball for the women's basketball team at my high school you out of your mind cuz no that's my sister that's kia optima yeah yeah it is and she's like ah kia optima

but she's driving to christ the 300 so did she throw up gang signs and stuff or what is she like i stay away from her she's crazy man she's so crazy there was a whole time she was on she's been doing she's she was going through it all she was on there was a period no but there's a period of time when she was doing meth or something and she thought she shaved her head she shaved it because oh wow yeah she thought there was people talking to it was sad but then she like she dropped off her um her tv at my house all of her phones she's like they're listening you gotta take it she was deep huh yeah she was deep but she's good now but it was great it was crazy to watch wow yeah but she's black fishing sober and so black fishing is when you try to

go to the black side you try to be black i think yeah or you want you want to be perceived as black but then if anyone were to be racist you'd be like what take a makeup wipe and be like i'm white oh i see what you're saying yeah yeah i used to i think sometimes man when i was young i related to a lot of the black kids so much i would but then when it came down to one time me and this my friend devin we were fishing and uh and he was black and some white kid guy was throwing rocks up from this railroad track down by us we were fishing on this bank and he started calling us the n word right and i was like not me you know i'm saying just devin you know i'm saying like you know like i was like i was down with devin until that part and then i realized like i mean

fuck they got throwing rocks you know the guy's a piece of shit but at the same time like that ain't me yeah i don't know what i'm saying like that's when i realized i'm only there you know he was my friend and i was gonna rock with him but so you wouldn't blackfish i wouldn't blackfish yeah i would fish with blacks yeah sorry i stepped on your joke yeah i didn't realize it that's a funny joke yeah that's a good one yeah so you wouldn't blackfish no no but i would fish with blacks yeah wait what's it like hanging out with comics are comics cool you like them you like yourself oh i don't know about that let's start with other people okay that's safe okay uh let me think do i like hanging out with comics yeah i think comics are intrinsically kind of long but like like or do they

do a lot of stuff by themselves so i think well yeah i feel like comics always want this big like oh we're so we're so dark and sad and lonely but like are they every single one of them i don't know i i think a lot of them have a lot of them probably have a lot of like strange stuff or weird things that they that they ended up needing to go get people to look at them you know you know what i'm saying yeah i think so so i think some of them probably have some dark stuff like that you know i bet someone probably have some pretty dark things so i think there's probably some truth to that but i think also now there's there's a lot more like people that are funny from like tiktok from like short clips from like different things like that so i think you're

getting like a lot more um like i don't even know if like i don't know if if there's as many me if i'm starting out now as a comedian i wonder do i try and get on stage which is where you learn to be a comedian right or do i just try and get in front of my phone that's true well also as because you do stand up in everything do you do you like respect the people that start on tiktok because i know a lot of stand-up comics that are like they hate people that start on tiktok and then bring a crowd to a show that's a good question i remember i got jealous when there was a lot of youtubers there was like um roman atwood uh denis roman and denis were part of denis rodie fuzzy tube some of those guys were touring going to comedy clubs right and they would do their shows

during the day even a lot of times and i was envious really i mean i was jealous you know because they were having more success like you had comics you've been on the road for like nine years going to these clubs and then these guys were showing up and having their audience come see them at a comedy club so i think that's what made it a little strange for so it's the comedy club well it was like oh you're doing it at our space yeah okay but those clubs just happen to be kind of the size for the audiences they were bringing so that's i never really thought about why there was there was like in the beginning there was like some angst towards from me anyway i think a lot of people felt that way a lot of comedians felt that way it was angst towards some of the uh vloggers yeah for sure

because it was like fuck their son at my club for like a five o'clock show because some of their audience would be children so they do a daytime show yeah and then they did they they they do a daytime show were they doing comedy though or they were just getting up there and they would get up on the stage and like shoot a t-shirt can and or something you know okay or fucking you know or do like a cheer i don't know what they were doing yeah like body rolls yeah they were doing body rolls dude which is way weird to do for a fucking bunch of children so weird and they still do that it's crazy it's crazy i guess there's people still body rolling on oh they're still body rolling why it's i don't know because it sells it works i mean look look at them they were selling out the

comedies the comedy story you were up there all mad that's true yeah and i was outside i was waiting for my show which was at seven o'clock that nobody was coming to like these motherfuckers you're out there to lay your head on the street trying to body roll so yeah yeah like it doesn't look natural put on that nelly so i think uh i think there maybe i think there could be some angst about it i think at that time there was probably some angst about it but now i think that it's it's almost like you go there first yeah a lot of comedians aren't thinking that you go to the stage first i think there's some if you're a comedian right now who does who's working really hard in the clubs but you're having trouble social media it must be

extremely frustrating i'd be mad i'd be mad because there's well i mean a lot of the stand-up comics that do like tiktok first they just have their few clips that go viral and then people will come see them and they won't be funny right yeah that's another problem i think is scary if you get more popular than where you can support it with your own comedy yeah i see that a lot you do yeah yeah i want to i see a bunch of people because i follow i mean i'm friends with a bunch of influencers and tiktokers so i'll follow them on tiktok and like i'll see their stand-up on tiktok and then you go see them and it's like those same jokes that went viral that's like they're two big hits in the show and the rest is just like a lull but i think some people i don't

even know if like a real young audience if they even know like that there is this whole stand-up comedy thing or do they just think i'm gonna go see these two hits i'm gonna have a blast while i'm there i'm gonna capture it on my phone on socials and then that's gonna be that well yeah they must not because they keep going like the lines are around the block and stuff so i guess like a live podcast is what they think it is yeah but there's something really special about seeing um if there's somebody you watch on tiktok and social media and you enjoy them right there's something on a podcast or something i've sat in the audience i've like sat in the audience before and been like oh man this is so cool i watch this guy i'm involved in their life for this girl and

then i get to be in the same room as them it almost sometimes there's part of it it doesn't really matter what they're saying like it'd be great if the material is also great but just being in the same room as them it's almost like you get like a moment like in in like in reality like it's cool it's cool because they're always on a screen right and then they're right there it's like oh this is cool it's kind of like you for me just to be in the oh it's true right yeah yeah because we never even seen it i felt like i was like this morning i was like yeah i can't remember the last time that i saw this lady and then i was like oh i never saw this lady i never saw this lady i kind of felt the same way i was like i feel like i i saw this guy before but i never saw this guy

yeah i never saw this guy no no um but i know some of you're even just watching you like i see some just like some of your mannerisms are the same but um which makes sense because that's you um okay so what happened then you were in high school oh yeah i was in high school and and you got a boyfriend in your senior year did y'all fall in love you think oh and then you moved to ohio for the man yeah wow you were in love then i was in love i think so and did y'all get engaged at all no crazy no no way but yeah i moved there i think i was pregnancy scares or not oh i think i'm infertile okay there you go yeah i know a little no Easter over here huh yeah that's so shorty got that no Easter on her but no no no pregnancy scares um but i was dating for two years and i realized i don't i don't know

why i went to school for this man i don't know why i went to ohio out of everywhere so i broke up with him but i stayed in ohio okay and then i got another boyfriend in ohio okay and are you that kind of person you jump from boyfriend a boyfriend yeah really boy i'm a relationship girl you are yeah but do you leave any time like is there there's an overlap usually no oh he's in every time so you are okay that's not called an overlap that's called she i think is i don't know what the term for it is now what do they call it that overlap might be cheating overlap yeah they used to call it cheating okay now let's call it overlap okay yeah dang that's interesting there's been a few the others well there's only been a few overlaps do you let the men meet each other like in passing like is

there like a moment where you get out of one car and into an like you know is there that at least give them in that moment the first there was a the first one the other was an overlap meeting really yeah no way what happened well because i usually just i just date my friends so like we'll be in the same friend group and then they'll all know each other there will always be that overlap and the guy i'm dating currently usually can tell that i'm gonna want to date the friend no way really yeah but i'm saying like always it's been like three times okay yeah it's been like three overlaps but that seemed like a pretty decent amount i think like i'm not a detective or anything right i don't even know any detail i mean i know one guy he's not a detective

but he'll fucking he'll find out but um when he hears this he will you know but but definitely um what were you talking about oh yeah yeah you gotta fucking let them meet each other sometimes yeah yeah just like um and it seemed like you might have a problem then yeah yeah do you think you do yeah well i just have commitment issues oh yeah you know come on yeah i just have commitment issues so i feel like i'll be in these relationships and i'm so worried aren't you so worried do you want to get married not today if that's what you're asking i have oh yeah i thought you were asking me no i have um i would like to get married yes but i think if i want to get i'm so scared you get married and then like three weeks into the marriage you find that person that's like oh that's i

should have married that guy you can't do that though that's why i don't i know yeah see that's well yeah but there's always gonna be more that guys you know i know but do you let me think about it so you get into a mare all right you walk down the aisle everything right everybody's singing follow la la la everybody's having a blast right you're partying in the the car pulls up the mafia car you get in takes you guys only two blocks away then you get back and walk back out it's just for pictures but still right you're off right you did the wedding thing there's a fucking guy with a Tommy gun somebody step that is out there fucking shooting it just shooting at the moon right because he's been doing coke at the fucking nuptials but whatever

everybody's fucking having a good time right and then um two weeks later you're yeah you're out of uh bukkah to bepa or something with your husband hey if i can see there's a waiter and you're like oh i should have married that guy yeah i don't know if it's a waiter maybe the chef something okay i'm just worried i just get worried you married the wrong person that's scary right it is yeah it's real scary um yeah i don't know did you ever go to therapy about it do you really think that or not yeah no i really think that but fuck dude because then your husband how is he always gonna be able to make sure that he's the right guy then i know well i think it was because so when i was talking about earlier my parents i've never they were married for 18 years my first

18 years my life but i never even saw them kiss oh yeah one time 18 years i don't even think they hugged not even a smile so i have this whole thing that marriage is terrible so i'm trying to turn the leaf i'm trying to i'm trying to think maybe maybe it's okay you're trying to evolve there yeah i'm trying to evolve in that yeah that aspect you need like a new like a spring time in your heart yeah yeah a primavera that's what they call it okay in spain primavera i need that today's episode is brought to you by better help you know uh i got therapy today actually just remember got therapy today at six p.m i'm gonna do that therapy be a therapy baby be a therapy boy you know i need help i didn't i quit pretending i don't i quit pretending i can do everything myself i never have my whole

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i only saw my mom and dad kiss one time my dad kissed my mom on the top of her head okay it was one of our birthdays or something and my mom led him that was a crazy thing yeah like the whole time my dad's lips were getting closer her head we're all like somebody's gonna get the fuck we know it dude right and i remember reaching over and my mom had like this fancy cake cutting tool and it like it was an old fashion when it had these prongs that went straight down there was almost like a pick like a hair pick and there were sharp metal ones and it was like a she probably got it somebody had died and she got it right and so i knew i fucking remember reaching for that thing and just moving it out of her way like as i saw my dad's lips towards her head i'm like somebody's

gonna fucking get hurt he's gonna die but she took it yeah i was like my dad's about to fucking lose that brain cake that he's got bro she's gonna fucking slice that thing up but she had had half a cup of champagne and she fucking took it okay so that's the only time you saw them kiss yep and that was love man that was my definition of love right there there was like weaponry yeah there was a lot of uncomfort yeah there was a lot of uncertainty if it's okay um there was a lot of like uh tons of fear around i mean yeah i think that's the all that's the closest i ever saw my parents get and then my dad he had to sleep on the couch yeah i thought he lived on the couch right i did really my dad lived on the couch yeah and then he moved to the basement because it was

darker down there oh really yeah and i remember i was like the one time i was like oh they're doing well is when my mom would let me sit in the back seat but like when we would travel together usually i would sit in the front seat my mom would sit in the back and my dad would drive but when my mom sat in the front i was like oh maybe they're doing good they're doing good yeah it was good oh that's cool yeah moving to the basement it's almost like because it's darker down there it's almost like i want to kill myself but i'm gonna stay alive yeah yeah it's one of those yeah yeah wow that's crazy yeah i remember at christmas we would have to go out to the christmas tree that was out there by my dad right so we're like fucking dad is guarding the tree but my dad was you know my dad

was very old when i was born he was 70 when i was born so at this time he was like 76 or 75 right old is your mom my mom was 32 so they had 38 years difference which is a lot of time it's a lot of time um and anyway we would have to sneak out like past my dad right and sometimes he would fucking wake up and ask us like what was going on we're like it's fucking yeah we were trying to explain christmas to him as shit like he didn't know what the fuck was going on was he like was he so was he like senile he was getting kind of senile yeah i remember one time we went trick-or-treating and uh we got all dressed up and we let and my dad sometimes my mom like she would make my dad do things but she knew he couldn't do them right so it was like she would kind of set him up for failure

in a weird way she was like i need you to get the kids halloween costumes um and bring them home tonight's halloween right yeah so my dad he liked to drink so now i was in park his car in the ditch right there's like two of his favorite things to do and so he would come home with the halloween costumes and it would be shit like like me and my brother were both raggedy and right so like just whatever he fucking found like no it was always the worst halloween costume like one can of like spray paint one time wasn't even like the stuff you're supposed to put on the kids or whatever like oh dude one of my sisters had a fucking big tail that that i remember mom had to cut off and we kept it for like 15 years um i had the same witch costume for like 12 years and it started

not fitting anymore it was so itchy i was like please can i be something else please and then i was a milk carton i had a paper mache it it was so bad dude you're not even a witch at that point you're just a itch scratching it i was itching so bad um but then i remember we went we were finally got out and we get out and go trick-or-treat and we came back then we're like we're gonna come back to our own house we're gonna surprise dad right so we go up to the door we knock he opens the door and he just gives us candy doesn't even fucking realize that it's us he fucking gave us candy out of the bowl and just wish he had we just laughed like it's 22 minutes ago in the costumes that he fucking bought us dude yeah with my sister's fucking rock hard big tail like this you're covered

in spray paint uh i i was like god he doesn't even know um that's crazy it was interesting um um so what happened then so you're making tiktoks people are like she's attractive she's creative there's something charming about her we don't know what it is she doesn't know what it is but we love it right yeah i guess so okay it was more the girls the girls love me so my whole demographic is like i think it's 92 female really yeah and the the newest eight percent was only since i got a boob job are you serious yeah guys hate me barcel hates me really the whole demographic hates me yeah i don't know why we shouldn't have you on this i know i know i know that's why i'm like why am i here well Dave i respect dave's eye for time he said this girl no he loves me i mean

okay so dave loves you i brought a new demographic to barcel what demographic was it all the girls all the girls people that had been molested basically by lesbian pedophiles than a black fishing sister with a chrysler 300 that's who i brought to barcel but no well i was the top i was the top creator at barcel last month so i mean really something has to be doing good nice so we're right on trend then yeah no we're good we're good um so i was like maybe you're trying to get a tiktok audience i don't know what you were doing with me here yeah no i don't know i mean i know what i'm doing we wanted to meet you because we don't know you and um

yeah we wanted to learn about you i think we're doing that okay yeah we just learned about glinney ball it's not long ago and it was so much fun it was honestly one of the funest interviews that ever had really yeah i mean yeah there's just something about the guy and he came out so much he came out to the show the other night and out in westbury he had like four of his friends with him her mommy's act to send a picture too so we can put it in um and that was great they were all going they were yeah driving i think canada or something like for some rare meat festival or something or something you know they were doing something somebody was opening up like a like a special olive shop or something somewhere south

winds are on terry or something yeah they're fucking driving along when you meet somebody who's driving cross country for a new condiment yeah it's interesting yeah that's a good episode but there's something so charming about there's just something yeah there's something awesome about that guy you know he he like he pulls girls hard like really hot girls too really yeah it's great he pulls pork too huh that's just an old pulled pork joke and i'm just joking glinney i i believe he does well he's handsome for one and his mother loves him there's something unique about a kid he's a lovable guy yeah very lovable lovable very fucking lovable in fact i don't even think yeah i could see somebody being married to him and they didn't realize that it had

there's like oh damn i just loved him so much now we're married yeah you know yeah that's like the guy in passing that's him that's glinney yeah glinney yeah there's just something real special about him um so anyway what else were we saying we're talking about something and then we kind of went on to that uh we're talking about barstool let's do this then how about if you had to people do fuck marry kill all the time but what about if you had glinney okay right um frank oh we don't get along wait till the game wait till i announce all three glinney frank and then dav what the hell i think they're i love it all right oh my god i'm gonna kill i'm gonna kill frank god i'm gonna kill him he ain't gonna live that long

he's gonna die so we're gonna kill him okay we're not this you yeah you're the one doing sorry sorry sorry i'll i'll probably marry dav yeah okay smart you've got a lot of something games smart yeah and then uh oh i guess that leaves me with glinney for sex that leaves me with glinney for sex yeah it's not bad though no it's not bad what would you do it's a summer sausage thing you know um what would i do those three uh marry i don't know i don't think davie and i would get along that well if we're married no no what would you butt heads about you think and uh i just think i mean i admire davie i look at davie honestly is like kind of like a paul revere type of figure he really you know he's crazy he's crazy but he says what he wants to say

and he stands up for he stands behind what he wants to say if he makes mistakes he makes mistakes but he's brave in that sense i really admire that about him i'm team dav i love dav so um yeah but i don't think we could be mad i mean i don't want to be married to a man either so this game fucking sucks bro i mean yeah for me too yeah but at least you got a man on the other end of it you know i guess that's true um maybe frank i don't know if frank what his like kind of habits are at the house i think he's tidy i don't know you think so you think he did a live stream from his apartment but it's when he first got it oh yeah he got a dishwasher yeah yeah but that's it is nice yeah i like having a good dishwasher let me think i would

probably kill i don't want to have sex with davie because i've seen some of his sex videos and some of it seems like too much it just seems a lot especially if i'm a man and he's a man you know i'm saying like yeah if you do the body math it's gonna be a fucking it's gonna be it's gonna be a weird equation so i don't want that i don't think i want to be a part of that okay so kill him i'd have to i guess i would have to kill him maybe okay and then i'll probably marry glennie yeah and then i smash big front yeah you rather okay i would just fuck so you smash him i think i'd have to yeah you know yeah that's not bad i don't think so and i don't know him either so it could be like you know you blindfold everybody everybody me and him yeah but it seems like

there's a lot of him yeah i think that's why i said that but yeah i think you blindfold everybody and then you just kind of hope for the best yeah no he's yeah he screams a lot he's crazy he's kind of crazy so yeah i think i would just be in and out of there man yeah that's quick hit go ahead and quit it yeah and heavy on the quit it yeah keep him blindfolded get out of there so okay so you quit working at the um so then did you quit college completely and then how did you get over to new york yeah i was still in school when bars the barstool gave me an internship so i had an internship for like a week in ohio yeah so so you were like the barstool girl in ohio oh people you must have been like that it must have been insane you're in college at the time

yeah wow yeah that was cool people must have fucking went apeshit yeah i hated it it was so bad i stopped going out no way that is when you go out no i hated it i told you i'm like so i'm awkward i i hated it everyone just wanted to like take pictures and stuff and i was it was so awkward really i hated it yeah so i stayed home and but that's when i started my podcast i was like well i have to do this if i want to do it so i was just making a but i was making like five videos a day and then um no my podcast okay and then i moved i i moved to new york and your podcast was what plan bree plan bree yeah you still have it yeah okay i didn't know that yeah um um and then so then you got your own podcast going it's on barstool it's on barstool yeah

okay and i uh and you moved to new york city yeah i tried to do both i tried to do school and barstool but i realized i was never gonna get into pa school with my content so i dropped out of school and then i moved to new york by myself wow yeah and what did your mom say she still doesn't get it she doesn't know she's older she's um she's like 65 so she doesn't she doesn't understand what's going on but once i started like paying all my own bills she was just like this is good you can do okay all good and um yeah she still has no idea she doesn't know what barstool it she doesn't have she doesn't even know what a podcast is really yeah she'll never hear any of this uh what does she do then where does she is she in a facility is she she

got a no she's laid up she got a double knee replacement oh yeah dude you got a fucking who talked her into that she's crazy she got a double knee replacement but she took a look around everyone else and she only she's brave she only took tylen all after it so she's been all laid up she goes to the um she goes to the why every day and swims oh i love the ones she's retired she's in there every day swimming at the water really every day oh that's cool that's what she does though but she doesn't know what i do and she's in suffolk county yeah she's in plimoth county plimoth they got a good why up there yeah hand over why she loves it i love ymca's man you do you go oh we used to go all the time it was like the place we would fucking go boy it's where i learned

everything yeah i used to get a day pass yeah oh the poor moms would drop their kids off at the fucking ymca yeah you would walk between there and they would kick you out of there and then you have to go to the library yeah i remember being in the library and be like where can we swim and they're like this is a fucking library i would sneak into the back with like the the daycare but it's like it's just like 11 year old kids watching smaller kids they all have smocks on for some reason so i just walking and put a smock on i was just there and then i would sneak to the pool and they never let you go off the diving board though yeah yeah and they shouldn't you know because you're gonna fucking drown yeah that's true um yeah especially if you if the person on the diving

board looks like the same person who's about to jump off a building it's really the same look if you ever see somebody about to jump off a building like i don't know if i should be doing this yeah it's the same look as a kid that shouldn't be going off that board he's terrified um yeah do the ymca man i fell in love with a girl there one time because she um she had tits right nobody'd ever seen them ever i mean none of our friends i remember we came like damn what's wrong with her you know i think she has cancer like on her chest like beautiful cancer you know because she just had these you know she had them growths on her we'd never seen it and uh she ended up getting killed years later i know wasn't cancer i don't know what god that'd be crazy if it was but she got

murdered or she what if it was breast cancer that she'd hate to say that because it's very sad and it takes a lot of people but i wouldn't be shocked that she had so much how young was she with the breast i mean i don't know we didn't know what they were like i remember were they like somebody thought she was having twins or something because you saw like two heads coming out of her body where there's veins we didn't see them that good i mean we drew so many pictures of them and we fucking guessed what they were like boy yeah like i remember we'd shake each other and be like describe our fucking tits to me like we were we really really were excited you know we couldn't help but we were just human males yes um how old when you're a human male how old do

you start getting excited about tits like when are you like wow well i think there's two things the one there's like a physiological part of it physiological is that aware that physiological physiological your body you can't help it like you'll be like um your body all your blood will run to the like all your blood will run to the front of your body if a woman's around like literally you'll feel the back of your body just kind of fucking like sag a little like you're just yeah go cold like you're so there's just you can't help that right and so and that's what happens with your winner your winner is just the it's like the oh it's a forerunner for it yeah it's like a it but you know on a turkey whenever it gets warm

enough in that thing pot it's just like that it's like this is like some of the blood's like hey we found a way it's just like hey this is ours we can go you know yeah just he had just an arrow that's it it's like yeah it's basically like over there yeah oh okay yeah so uh so that happens but then there's another there's like a visual thing that's kind of happens i think um um when somebody has brat and you start to see them you know and then you're real kind of so there's that thing going on i think there's two things but i don't know what age it's at just whenever you hit whenever you hit puberty but it can be before that if somebody like gets you real visually intrigued so you're almost intrigued from like a curious standpoint because you know

one day you you're gonna care right or you just wonder what's going on here something's changing i want to know i'm curious what's happening um and then i was at summer camp and they had a guy and he was dating one of the counselors and like you said it was through ymc so it was just like yeah there's like the oldest kids gets a fucking watch the other kids right and he would let us look down his girlfriend's shirt for a little while no yeah his girlfriend yeah yeah he like kind of got off on her or something at the park so i remember especially if it rained out and there wasn't anything for us to do he'd let us get in line and look yeah i look dude dude it was so awesome i couldn't even see that's how awesome it was like

i would look and i was fucking you were done i was blinded by my own excitement for it like fuck i'm gonna be like dude i didn't see any like you just fucking looked like but i fucking didn't see dude you're blanked damn you're so excited oh yeah we were we were so excited um okay so what happened then so you get so now you're in new york you're living there and who'd you choose to live with and how'd you find a place uh well i moved here during covid so no one lived here okay it was the easiest time to move here it was scary though because no one was here but apartments were half the price so i moved in to the shittiest apartment it was disgusting there was like cockroaches there was holes in the wall it was

so bad and i i called my best friend and i asked her to drop out of school and move to new york with me and she did now is that a best friend or is that somebody who is a product of the system like what are we looking at here um she yeah well she works at barstow now i got her a job you did yeah oh wait what's her name grace oh i think i see her maybe she's my um she's my co-host yeah yeah yeah she's the redhead she's the yeah she's irish she's irish she's irish yeah yeah beautiful young lady she seems like uh you guys have a lot of good time together yeah so she's a she's a she's a down girl but it could have went really bad she was door dashing when she she moved here really so she could have been knocking and running off or whatever yeah no no she was uh

she was on foot delivering food oh really on foot on foot oh my god what on foot she would have to go i remember it was like super bowl sunday and she had to go from like the top to like a fucking to fucking try back out on foot and her sorrel snow boots she did like she was on foot for like three hours but she only made one delivery because she had to go so far so far yeah and she still couldn't pay rent yeah no shit dude well she could have if she had been sponsored by north face dude how fucking far is that track that's gotta be that was a how do been a three hour track on foot and she would come home and she'd come home she'd be like purple it was so bad it was so bad and i'd come home like i'll get you a job one day

what about you get there and they're like you forgot the sauce and then you just literally take a sword out just take your own life right there it was close to that it was close to that yeah it was crazy but she's not door dashing anymore she i got her job she deserves a job but i got her for her yeah i mean there should be like i think in the future so many people do door dash and stuff now you know i think there will be a competition if they're smart they'll turn into a competition where it's like how do you get this chalupa right through these different obstacles and get it to yes yeah or like some type of way to do it if they started to make like a cool of like a series of events out of it yeah like a american ninja warrior yep but something

yeah like a like a course yeah through the park american ninja door yeah door okay sorry no it's okay let's say a little bit gay it's okay a door ear door ear because a door dash you know yeah yeah it wasn't that good it wasn't yeah it's okay well here's the thing about door dashing is do you have a door dash no i'll tell you what i did though i uh i used to do pizza i was in pizza sales right okay and um the manager or the assistant manager on sunday he was a um a bac right he's born again christian okay and so we would do fake orders that came in and we like oh we got a call in from like uh ricky gervais or something right in our town it's like a small town right like out on like million dollar road right like they had a place by us called million

dollar road um but it would be like middle of nowhere and these were real people real names celebrities right okay but he didn't know any celebrities because he was only through the church everything he saw was so if you'd have been like paul the apostle you know down on main main street he'd have been like oh insane right but if you were like ricky gervais he had no idea if you were like um sam elliott he had no idea you know so he would drive off and go deliver the stuff and we would um we would deep fry everything in the place uh like any type of meats or even pudding if you put it in a deep fry it'll fry so we'd have fried pudding chunks and be drinking just draft beer oh nice and he'd come back we'd be so fucked up right we'd be just like of the oil oh he'd come

rolling back in it'd be like ricky gervais doesn't want his pie and we were just ripped at that point so he'd be yelling like obscenities and shit at him and he'd get all pissed off at us so i work there i had to work at i was court ordered to work at um the water treatment facility in our town that was like a big thing okay what'd you have to do just watch the water okay make sure it was clean um get you know you would net it and stuff like that get stuff out of it okay uh which is pretty crazy because we would miss a lot of stuff too um but what about yourself i was uh i worked at a fast food restaurant i was uh um i was like the the girl that yelled the numbers but i was too like someone's number you'd be like number 45 but i was too i was too

nervous to yell them what yeah i was too nervous i was so weird as a kid i was like so insecure and scared so i wouldn't yell it i'd be like number 45 then i'd just like i'd like find a like look for people that were like looking waiting for their order and i'd just give it to them like oh they need it yeah and then uh i was a nanny i was a bottle girl that was really that was terrible was it after you got your breasts or not that was before really flat bottle girl flat bottle girl and i refuse i was the only bottle girl you don't have to wear those like leotards yeah i refuse i i just wore a dress i just wore a dress really yeah well i had like a i like a big bombshell bra so it looked like i had something going on right but you were in a

yeah you were kind of like the um who's uh i'm trying to think of that woman who sings that song uh the dog days are over you know what i'm talking about no idea yeah you're like the Florence and the machine of the bottle girl staff does that make any sense that reference that okay thanks um she was like kind of like almost like she had a little bit more of a hippie vibe yeah yeah the one hippie bottle girl yeah and i would always get the good tables too really yeah i had a little jawn like i would get all the i would get all the Celtics players and all the like it was fun but i hated it the girls were mean yeah they were so mean i hated it so i quit and then um then i went to school i was a bartender um yeah that bottle girl it's a

it's an it's an interesting industry being caught up in that i think yeah it's like it's like real estate agents because everyone was like everyone's area was their like real estate and they were real they were like real protective over it yeah so if you like stepped over to the wrong side of like the dance floor a girl would come over and she'd like i got into a lot of tussles really yeah yeah it was scary it was and the the management doesn't care they're just like give me all your money and then you got to stay till six in the morning oh you got to count all the money it's a whole thing and are people doing a lot of drugs and stuff you think i was pretty innocent at the time so i didn't think so but probably yeah i had to have been that's the craziest yeah

you get all drugged up and you got to count all your money and stuff and walk home yeah well because i remember all the tables they want you to take shots with them yeah but i couldn't so i was throwing them over my shoulder and i got caught one day and then the guy was super mad at me he took all the tip money back and i quit really wow yeah and so now you have your podcast yes you work on bffs yes which i got to come on you did it was cool it was cool i like it on there you did yeah i would come back on david hasn't invited me back on i know i actually heard you wanted to come back on i didn't think you liked it really yeah i was getting a vibe it wasn't your vibe no i thought it was pretty fine i thought i thought it was fine you know i got to meet that

kid josh i never met him um i feel like you were kind of cold i remember telling you that i think yeah you know i didn't need to be we seem like you did but that's just you know maybe you're just awkward you know maybe you're just really cold i i know i watched that clip and i'm like oh that was tough yeah people are cold sometimes you know um okay so then and you have a new show too you guys are promoting i just saw right yeah i just filmed a reality show and what is that is that legit or is it just whatever it's like let's be realistic too it's like uh it's through barstool so barstool okay barstool does a bunch of reality shows um i've been on a few of them i did like the most dangerous game show that they

throw you in the woods they lock you in like uh tubs of water oh wow like it's that crazy shit but i didn't want to be on them anymore so i just i pitched i'll do one and i just um we put 10 influencers in a house and we just made them we made them go crazy and we made them turn on themselves turn in each other and the prize is 25 000 oh well okay so it's like it's not one of those real ones but so they're in it for a little bit of bread yeah and how long did they stay there for the weekend or something they say they're for seven days okay but we were filming from like five a.m to like midnight and they're all finished now yeah it's all done the um the finale comes out the 18th so i don't know when this will be out but got it um that was a crazy experience i did it with

josh with josh richards yeah do you like um being um do you think um like so what kind of stuff do you like doing i mean obviously you like where you are everything's going good and maybe nothing needs to change yeah sometimes there's always this pressure like what are you gonna do i know maybe i was even thinking about asking you that but what do you like to do well i just got into um i got into my first writers room the other day actually and it was so embarrassing because they they had me in and josh richards he's doing like a sketch comedy show so i'm trying to get into more writing behind the scenes type of stuff because i don't really like being on camera and uh we're doing all this writing room the first two hours were good and then they started asking me about like

dating and like first dates and uh like random hookups and i i've never done any of that stuff so i just started lying i just started lying it was so awkward really yeah it was so awkward i just started making stuff it wasn't awkward for them because they thought i was telling the truth but for me i was just lying through my teeth and making up all these stories and now i'm like i gotta follow the lies yeah i was bad yeah i guess if you if you don't if you just yeah but can't you just tell him it was a lie what is it for it was uh it was just for like his sketch comedy show they were like writing they needed they need like research from women because it's only men on the show all the it was like field research all the people who work on the show are men yeah okay yeah so they

brought me in to help but i didn't have the answers type of thing yeah wow yeah but i don't know what i want to do in the future i like you said i feel like it's i'm kind of just chilling yeah it's fun having a nice time having a nice time yeah and what about do you ever think about nursing again sometime down the future pa and um i mean it's a good backup plan yeah i mean like yeah i mean you could do a million other things you know but like i have some friends that are comedians or entertainers and then once they get a break like joe rogan says one day he would like to go paint you know he always wanted to paint he never got i mean everybody wants to damn paint you know everybody wants to do arts and crafts it's like it was the funnest class at school it's so fun but we all everybody got caught

up doing the other classes you know no i want to do i want to have like a sanctuary an animal sanctuary oh god a big farm what why not what the fucking hashtag are you following huh what are you being are you following gold diggers with animal sanctuaries are you on that yeah so like every goal like there's so many chicks out there it's like what do you want to do in the like i want to have some um free range dolphins in our yard like there's some bitches out there that are like i want to help people say raccoons are so violent they don't they've never treated them the way i have bitch if two raccoons fucking get near you and you're fucking joe's juice they will beat the living shit out of you that's true though i want to have my own sanctuary i don't want to have anyone

else's sanctuary okay and what kind of animals are we talking over there be honest like cows horses okay look hold on cows don't need a sanctuary dude yes they do whenever i ever pass a cow and they're fucking having a tough time oh no you save the cows they're gonna be butchered no and then they come to my sanctuary so what do you want me to have you want me to have like you want me to have like exotics i want you to have an animal that needs some fucking help so you know what i'm saying like a sloth maybe get him fucking hook him up with a motor skill person or something you know or like a rub a little bit of gasoline in it or first something that's gonna help him speed up a little okay but i think a cow's all they do they eat all day they stand there

they pass gas they're having a great time they're like step that they're like a fucking fat step that you know i don't think yeah you can't have a rescue with cows in it dude yes you can you can totally have a rescue with cows in it come on they're getting slaughtered every day we need them dog yeah i mean yeah i know i'm not even a vegetarian or anything oh come on you can't be somebody imagine if you break into somebody's property and you steal a cow in the middle of the night they're like what the hell yeah to save it you know there's not that movie where that cow gets like that's not so i think i like your idea and i love your attitude but i think part of it is just a bad idea well the animal i don't know and i shouldn't be telling you it's a bad

idea it's a sweet idea yeah no um so so what ain't so a sloth i guess or maybe like um what animal needs it well i tell you what need animal needs to be freed or whatever is zebras i mean they put the bars on them bitches they gotta fucking get those animals free dog free zebras dude imagine walking around where everybody thinks you're in jail no matter where you are that's fucked yeah okay so i would do zebras okay i would do zebras see that kind of fits with you too i think like here you go there's a zebra she's rescuing it that's kind of cool i think that's cool right yeah but i would have to do i have to do like 10 i can't just do one that's fine yeah i have to have a bunch of zebras really you won't see you want and is that the

only animal you want or do you think more animals well i wanted cows but i'm sorry so i guess uh you know i'm a loss for that one i said horses maybe i don't know but they all seem like they don't need help well horses a lot of rich people are doing horses i think there's a lot of they do yeah oh yeah they'd be all rich around them yeah whipping them and shit riding them you're thinking of slaves you're thinking of the wrong thing you're reading the wrong books man but yeah maybe uh i've seen some rich people's horses there's a guy and there's a guy in kentucky and i want to have him on the podcast he owns like the horse with like the best semen in it or whatever and so he in the there's three months out of the year where they book it like five times a day and

there's just a line of cars almost like to field of dreams or whatever to get it where they all come in park yet and go and pump to get pumped by this horse and there's like a club apparently there's a closed circuit tv where like if you're like it's like $50,000 for something to have sex with this horse so oh they i thought they were just pumping it off and bringing so they have sex with the horse yeah yeah it's not like easy serve or whatever whatever that's like what's going on i thought they were pumping it off and then bringing the semen to wherever they needed to no it's not like a like an ice cream machine at a drive through that's how that's how it's painted in my head okay so it's $50,000 it's $50,000 bucks and they go in there and they pump and they and then they

do it they the animals they do it or whatever what's so good about this this guy he's won all the races he won enough races okay it was like semen biscuit or something what's with the guy's name maybe secretariat so that's a movie oh this guy fucked all his secretariats i know that dude this guy's like the champion horse right he's just full of unlimited seem like if you even pet him you get see he's just leak and see and it's valuable so there'll literally be just a three a day and he's just all day he's just in there pumping it god i feel for him too what's this guy so what's the owner of the horse he's living lavish yeah i think last year on the horse they made like 40 million dollars or something what oh you gotta get him on the pod yeah the horse needs to

go on that's crazy 40 million yeah and he's just a lucky guy he just had this horse he's got lucky he now he's been in the system for a while but he was able to i think get some horses that were other grandparents and stuff and get like a lineage you think he's sneaky look that up zack i think that that whole business is really sneaky from what i hear like people are like sneaking around their horses are fucking in the middle of it they're like oh let's meet these two horses up like at a you know bahuna i don't know a benninger i don't not like a benninger but i got someplace like a something like that oh that's a sneaky business yeah it's a sneaky business does the guy does the guy that owns the horse he's always wearing a suit oh yeah yeah yeah and he sluts the horse out like

he's letting out to leak and then it runs behind the rest area yeah and the other horse is back there um were we talking about oh my cows yeah yeah your animal sanctuary yeah that's just that's just that's a backup but where could you do that in southeast could you do an animal sanctuary in southeast like what would that i mean i mean some ruins fan is fucking walking by just smoking a doral just looking in the fence like oh look at these motherfucking sloths uh yeah you could i feel like it'd do well honestly i don't know those kids those people never see that type of shit they don't leave southeast i don't know they'd be like oh this sloth this sloth uh yeah they would just like keep comparing the sloth to like bad quarterbacks that they've had yeah or bad pictures

in uh that they've had in boston yeah it'd be something like that it'd be good i feel like it'd be good for the community for the community yeah yeah i think it would they don't get to see much they don't leave you come back outside in your sloth this fuck is smoking yeah real slow um yeah i think that could be nice and now i think a unique boston zoo would be really great yeah so i'm saying right in the city well we got the franklin zoo they don't have much there what happened they don't have much really yeah it's like uh it's like the bottom of the barrel we've got like two two gorillas and then like hyenas they have hyenas but they're in like the same they're in the same thing they're like coexisting it's it's sad they don't even sell like they don't

even have a concession oh really yeah no giraffes nothing oh like llamas so it's like a petting zoo but they market it as it's like big zoo but it's really just my zoo and selfie like that's what it is it's nothing good they're just there's a there's a soundtrack to this play and the sounds are like of like big animals in the distance yeah yeah it's more like and then they just have like a big reptile section oh yeah but it's just like you just snakes the garden snakes and it's always closed because donna got bit by something yeah that's cool two employees there's something i love about boston i got to go to the wilbur there and perform there and it's like the best place ever oh it's the best boston people are the best yeah you like them well i realized that your show

everyone at your shows they look like you you think so there was a lot of people i was like that looks like even the women even the women well i sat in front of it sucked i sat in front of the only person in the whole entire place with a mohawk the biggest fucking mohawk it was so big and i couldn't see i had to keep like turning to try to see you guys on stage but that was a crazy the mohawk was crazy i've never really seen one of those in real life but that was a woman oh yeah and then the rest of the guys that kind of looked like you it's hard to witness um brad kelly was the guy by the way horse guy horse guy he's the owner brad kelly was the horse guy how much is it how much do they make off that horse does it say how

much on c where does he live lexington tuckey franklin wow that's where you need to get you get out there with a you start if you start riding it if you meet a good horse man you're in oh wow that's a lot of money god can you imagine all that money you could have what would you do with that with that kind of money yeah let me thank you if i had as much money as i don't know i wouldn't tell anybody i don't think you can't have the money's kind of embarrassing i feel like you think so do you think since you start like doing well you're like embarrassed oh i've always i was always embarrassed i was embarrassed when i had nothing as a kid and then i remember when i got a house like i got a house in national a few years ago and i was embarrassed it's not even like an amazing

it's a nice house right but it's nothing like very extravagant or um you know it's a place you would walk in like oh this is a nice house right but it's not a place you walk in like oh this is like you know that's horse money yes that ain't horse money this is fucking uh this is like that pony money that that's at the fair but like the world's smallest pony yeah like tom thumb or something i saw him once out on the riverside he is small but um yeah i remember being embarrassed to even show my own home really yeah because there was something about there's just something about about it you should feel icky but if it's the same icky i felt when i was a kid that i was embarrassed to show the apartment that we lived in like we had a toilet upstairs it was like falling like

right off to the edge of the dinner table like this it was like this perfect brown circle in the ceiling like right near where the dinner table was dude and so if we had people over we would always like try to like lean like this way while we talk to them so their eyes wouldn't like look over at this huge like fucking piss brown circle that was coming in through the ceiling my bedroom my first bedroom growing up it was it was a closet but there was no window so like we couldn't consider it a bedroom so my mom she stapled curtains up on the wall to like make it she put a flashlight under to make it like what stuck the flashlight was stuck behind like my bed on the floor with the these white curtains that you could see through you could see it was just a wall

and it was i could never i would never have friends where i had no friends because i was like you can't come here yeah yeah if you come let's yeah and the guys are like hey i'm gonna sneak you out tonight like all right i'll sneak out through the window it's like taking my kid it's a brick wall we have sledgehammer oh that's so crazy dude that's wild yeah and i remember we had a bathroom there was a bathroom upstairs and a bathroom downstairs and bathroom downstairs was right next to the dinner table so it was just like it was just the whole place was just kind of a nightmare you know yeah it was funny though we were always making fun of each other and what else was it like over there they had a lot of stray animals in our area so you'd always if

you went outside you're always dealing with animals you know in a bad way yeah it wasn't like a petting zoo it was like a threading zoo like you just felt like threatened constantly when you walked outside it was like yeah like a couple of fucking cats that hadn't been fed would look at you like it was your fault like bitch i just got out here you know and you wouldn't want to like eat dinner and then walk out there because you think the animals could smell it on you you know so um but there would be like dobermans there'd be like just a couple of loose brothers are freaking like tripped out white dudes rolling around you just didn't really know what was going on it was always somebody cutting their hair in the fucking street there was always like people burning like i lived

in a neighborhood where everybody would just burn stuff in the ditch right we lived right outside of like the town limit where you couldn't burn stuff in your ditch right so it was a big thing like people were like at least we can burn shit in the ditch you know you couldn't we could okay but like four streets over they couldn't you know and like look at these city slickers you know driving their trash into the over the fucking uh we were just lighting it up so i remember that that was kind of interesting we had a lot of people that couldn't read that would just break shit because they couldn't express themselves it's fair i'm trying to think of what else we had oh they'd have like writ like some veterinarian would always drive through our neighborhood and like they would

since we're outside of the town limits as well they would throw a lot of like the animal carcasses and shit like out in our yard like the so we'd always be out there like doing like paleontology like playing games and shit like that like making like dinosaurs out of like the old animal parts and like hot burying them and then telling somebody else like i think there's a dinosaur and they would start digging and it would be like the shape of some weird animal we never even like it it'd be like a tail and then we're like one foot and then into another tail and you're like this animal doesn't make any sense this animal just has one foot no eyes two tails yeah and two tails yeah so i think things like like that's fun it was fun yeah so like you were like you were poor

with stuff to do like i was just poor on like a city road really yeah like we would smoke we would drive scooters and we would find cigarette butts off the ground or just like smoke them because it was cool but they were dirty and then we'd be sick for like three weeks yeah and it was like it was just not fun i didn't have a park to go to or anything really yeah no so what did y'all do y'all get a nintendo at home or something uh yeah yeah i had a game cube oh that's good i had a game can you play that a lot yeah monkey balls yeah it was fun but i didn't have anyone to play with really so i was just playing it but what was so then what are you so but you what age was that so but you didn't have any what about your sisters though you guys play together

they were like so much older than me oh yeah they were on drugs yeah so no they didn't we didn't play i was like basically an only child i guess with the older with the older crazy ones that would pop in and out and then we had my aunt and my uncle living in the basement uh uh were they cool unfinished but no really my one of my aunts kidnapped me when i was two uh and i was gone that that lived in the basement and then she left and she went to florida and she never came back and my mom had to adopt her two daughters yeah it was crazy that is crazy it was really crazy so then they were around even though their mom had kidnapped you yeah they stayed around they my mom adopted the two daughters and then the the mom had kidnapped me but they found me the same day they found me

same night yeah counts but still yeah she said she was just going to take me for a walk yeah it was crazy what about for halloween and stuff what would you guys do uh for halloween we would drive down to the suburbs and go visit my aunt yeah they had some money down there yeah boy and that's when i was my witch my big witch and every year they'd be like ah again and then i started doing hand me downs i started taking hand me downs for my older cousin molly but then when my dog my dad got his big mechanic job we moved down to the suburbs so i like a split life oh so i just like pretended i was fitting in and stuff what company did he work with what who did he get a job with he worked for like the um it's called the nbta it's like the

transit union of boston so it's like the train okay the buses and so he repaired all the buses and trains yeah so he had like he had like a salary right it was like oh we can move now yeah because he wasn't truck driver anymore like on and off yeah yeah it was cool did he do long haul trucking or no yeah he would go he would he'd be gone for i went on a couple of them with him which was crazy but he'd be gone for months out of time really yeah it was cool that's a long time big truck really yeah it's a big truck and i never knew the truck they have like full beds in there i was sleeping on a full bed and we would stop at the we'd stop at the fairgrounds in new jersey all the time on the way home dude that had to be fun it was so fun those are my best memories

yeah yeah those were cool what did you remember any of the rides at the fairgrounds was it like that like just the different rides they had like the zipper and the gravatron all of that the zipper yeah and the the one where you stick to the wall yeah that shit was cool gravatron yeah i was just talking about that last week yeah that was the one in the guy in the center was like playing rock and roll and there'd be that one crazy guy that would like start shimmying and do a flip stuck to the wall the whole time that insane guy i was i always wanted to be that guy yeah that was fun yeah that was fun um what is your uh deal like is your deal at barstool like calibre it's just kind of like a flat amount sort of thing is that okay to ask you yeah that's fine um uh yeah

it's like it's like calibre it's like a salary yeah probably getting fucked but it's fun yeah but i think they do a good job of like but you enjoy it though right yeah i enjoy it so i don't even like it's probably the stupid in me but i have fun i like barstool and with all these influencers they they make their money off like brand deals so they don't know when they're getting their next checks and stuff right whereas i have a salary so it's i don't it's nice it's really nice also what's not sometimes what's like dealing with brands that there's so many little things you have to it's like so many extra responsibilities that if you don't have to think about that it's really nice it's nice you can just stick to being yourself i know that um yeah i don't have to censor anything

which is cool yeah and it seems like they treat you guys good they do yeah yeah i love barstool everyone shits on it but i like it yeah i don't know why i mean i don't know a ton about i mean i learned some about it from dave how he like went through the business and put it together and like some of the choices that they made but it seems like a of good time it is yeah people think it's very like misogynistic but it's like run by woman now so is it the pan are women yeah well no but like the the top performers at barstool are one are all women they are yeah who is it you oh you just won this month you said huh yeah and your employee of the month i don't know i didn't even know about it until um i went to like i went to the acms last week and i was like why am i here

why did you guys invite me and they were like because you're the top grader at barstool and i was like damn they didn't even tell me that wow but but it's not just me and the chicks in the office like it's full of women so people think it's all all run by men but it's not um and they have megan making money she works there yeah i love her she's cool she's awesome she's really funny um and her husband i know her and her husband yeah they're the craziest couple they're awesome though yeah my stepdad is friends with his dad really yeah okay they were friends grown i mean they're still friends but it's like uh so it's kind of that yeah that was all kind of crazy um what else was i going to ask you about do you have a favorite sports team that you like

Celtics oh wow so you're stoked about this then yeah this is a big time are you going to go to do you think you'll get to go to any of the games no way no why why not no way i'm not going to the games i would love to but no way but what do you mean no way like if you asked dave he might take you to one no way yeah he might do you work there dave me and dave going to the game together the fuck are we going to talk about who cares no he wouldn't take me to the game you don't think well should i ask i gotta ask him i'd be ffs after that something about ask him yeah i think you should ask him because you're from there i am i can understand if you want to ask was but that's their problem that's true they're not you they're not employee of the month yeah okay they're not

employee of the month i'll ask i'll ask him um you got anything else that i just feel like we've had a nice chat they think we had a nice chat you think this went well this yeah yeah i think so i think it's been interesting i feel like i'll have a little bit more understanding of who you are okay and where you're from um and a little bit more semblance of your personality so it's not just like when i see you it's like i see you but i'll still kind of have a maybe a slight somewhat not understanding but a little bit more clues okay um and what else uh watch project verified project verified that's my reality show project verified is your reality show check it out check it out and um yeah follow along what else can we think about

anything else we had a dude boss growing up this kid i'm not going to say his name because he's still alive but he um he would say something and then he would say it again under his breath one of those guys yeah and we thought he was twins that had never separated right so people like you fucking get your fucking brother out of you oh people would fucking threaten to beat his brother or sister out of him always under his breath did he get over it uh did he get over it yeah he'd get over it but it was crazy because then when people were like we're gonna beat the fuck yeah right he'd be like help me and then you would hear it again so people were like he is in there and then it sounds like you're that they're fucking with him like he's like being an asshole

but it's yes it's just a problem he has yeah dude it was a fuck feels so bad for that guy still but his mother was awesome she was a nurse she was a beautiful bigger lady but damn she was fucking warm as could be i love a big warm lady don't you i do would you what was your mother shaped like oh she got a little bigger after the knees oh yeah that'll sell you down huh yeah yeah she's she's petite she's like real small that's too small for somebody she's real small really they should put her in that cage at the fair then come see the smallest knee knee replacement victim or whatever sorry not victim come see the most beautiful little knee replacement woman in the world um is she a pretty happy lady your mom yeah she's happy she's a happy lady she's uh

yeah she's a happy lady what are some characteristics you guys that have that are similar i don't know if we have many i didn't really so she i was with my dad growing up and she was like uh uh her her like she shows me affection through getting me things or like making sure i'm good but we're not like i couldn't just call her and talk to her type of mom right but i know she loves me type of thing but i can't just be like i don't call her and tell her what's going on right type of thing but she's she's a good lady yeah yeah interesting yeah um all right well i don't know what else to say right now you think we said enough that you think we've said enough i think we said enough two hours is that good for you yeah it's good for me okay thanks so much and uh appreciate

your time and congrats on um your success and um yeah and try new things trying to make a new show and um and being in like a place that's kind of like a man's place i guess but it's more women's over there too yeah hell yeah yeah and uh yeah thanks for uh sharing your entertainment with us yeah thanks for having me now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this piece of mind i found i can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take