This Past Weekend - E469 Native Trim

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

Theo is back with a solo episode of This Past Weekend, chatting about his recent shows in Las Vegas, a Halloween encounter with Ed Sheeran, getting a native haircut on the side of the road, 3 dolla brothas, and a lot more. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and talks to the Guinness World Record holder for longest female mullet. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit  https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ  Keeps: Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to https://keeps.com/THEO to get a special offer. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO to receive your first month FREE - just pay $5 shipping. Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code THEO to get 20% off.  Valor Recovery Coaching: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at www.valorrecoverycoaching.com or email them at [e-mail] BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. Lectric eBikes: Go to http://lectricebikes.com to get hundreds of dollars in free accessories with any Lectric eBike purchase this holiday. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "There is a Light" by Stonekeepers ft. David Manuel   • Stonekeepers ft. David Manuel - There...   ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Ben https://www.instagram.com/benbeckermusic/  Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We got new merch, three new shirts, you can check them out. They're beautiful, they're nice. If you're getting some of the Christmas gift, this could be one. Get on an early Rat King America, gang, gang, palm, and the hitter 500 racing. Get all that and more at TheoVonStore.com. Thank you so much for the support. Tour dates, we've had it a third show in Atlanta, Georgia on December 1st at the Fox Theatre. That's Friday.

So if you are a, that'll be the day before the, uh, SEC national championship. So if you think your team is gonna be in it, be a great show to get a ticket to. We also have limited tickets left for events of a lendy and on November 15th at the Ford Center. Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Oh. And some of my, sometimes I'll go, uh, I go a month without thinking I breathe, ever do that. Like, that's what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm just, I need air to keep going.

I'm like a kite. You know, I'm like a kite. You know, I'm like, when I got to kite, we all are. You know, it's like, we need air to keep going. But I forget about that, boy, I just forget. I just won't even take any, I won't even, I guess I'm breathing, but I just don't even, I just, I'm doing like a little, just, just breathing, but not, you know, not like,

not really, you know, I'm not doing the big, you know, then party boys, you know. I'm not taking them big, them big hits off the universe like, like why should be? Cause that's good for me. Big breathe and they call it, I think. When you do in big, breathing, boy,

but yeah, I'm like that. I'm like a kite, I think. I forget that. I forget to fill myself with air. I mean, what if you saw a kite just, just bouncing along the sidewalk, just rattling along. You'd be like, damn, that's a fuck.

That's the dumbest kite I ever seen, boy. You'd be like, kite, get some air homie. He's just like, bup, bup, bup, bup. I don't know. I have a cigarette, you know, he's just like, God, that kite is a, that's why you gotta, you gotta get that lulching, you baby.

Mmm. Buddy anyway, breathing. And this is kind of the time of the year. I feel like I can finally sometimes take a breath. You know, you can feel the holidays right up there. They're coming. You can hear the turkeys getting scared as hell, bro. I saw a turkey the other day on Etsy buying a fucking shank. Like damn, these birds, these birds know what's up.

Even a fat sparrow, you see him getting a little fucking, uh, some talent chucks, you know, some, uh, You know some some brass nuts Or some talent, you know some talent chucks. He just you know Any fat bird right now getting ready to defend itself Because this a time what in the hell is that? Somebody's fucking gambling Anyway, um, what are we talking about sometimes Sometimes I forget to breathe. That crazy, I do it, but it's like this little back, it's like this background breathing

that's just going along. I'm not really, you know, saying, all right, breathing, you wanna do some fucking breathing? I got you, homie. I'm not taking my lungs for a walk, you know? I'm just putting down a pee pad and just letting them pee there. You know, that's what I'm not taking my lungs for a walk, you know. I'm just putting down a pee pad and just letting them pee there. You know, that's what I'm doing when I'm just kind of like, just not folding up.

But sometimes when I go, that's when I'm really taking my lungs for a walk, saying all right, I'm gonna take y'all to the lung park. You know, I'm gonna throw the ball on them while you go get it, you know. So that's, I think gonna tell you, I'm gonna throw the ball on him while you go get it. You know? So that's, I think there's something about that spending time with your lungs. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Instead of, I take my lungs for granted, bro. Real talk, I'll be honest, man. I take my lungs for granted. I'll take my lungs for granted.

My friend got bit by a shark once and he's long got him. He got some of his lung got missing or whatever it's called. And then he ended up dying actually. If he was later from, I don't even know what he died from, God. People will die from anything. They don't even fucking, you know, it's like, you're like, damn, he's got from God. People will die from anything. They don't even fucking, you know, it's like, you're like, damn, that's how Sherman died.

He feels like, yeah, that's how he, you know, Sherman, he didn't like to do, you know, he's kind of like to just do his own thing, I guess. But yeah, it's that time of year, I think to breathe. Cause it's when the wind picks up, you hear nature breathe and like I'm, you know, like you. You see a kite, you know, a kite is just out there just trying to decode the wind, baby.

A kite is just some arts and crafts trying to fuck the wind, bro. That's all it is, my. A kite is just some paper mache that's trying to fuck the wind, homie. And that's on God, baby, you know it. Yes, Native American heritage cultural month. And yes, I rolled up on my boy, my boy dreamer, he does hair. He does hair over in Los Angeles. He does it over off of Ohio Street in Sepulveda and he give great cuts man and and I I rolled up on him once before and and

And I love him and he's really good. He's a really compassionate guy and he was open I mean, he was open. I guess you're always open if you don't have a real store, you just, you know, you're just setting up shit in a, in a, in a kind of like in a halfway house parking lot or whatever. So yeah, but he's, yeah, he, he, he's open. And so I rolled up on him and I was driving by, so I stopped, right? And I get in the chair.

I was, you know, I was first in line or whatever. And, and yeah, now this time I was in the chair. I was you, I was first in line or whatever. And yeah, now this time I was in a hurry. I was in a hurry, dude. And I hate to be in a hurry when you're like, it's like, dude, we already, you know, I didn't do it, but we did some bad, people did bad stuff to Native Americans, bro. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say that shit and

uh And you don't want it. It's hard to be like look. I got nine, you know, I sat down like dude. I got I just I'm in her, you know And he just he just he just gets real natives, you know, he gets he drill drops into the culture sometime You know, he's just like he's like I am of the white end of and the mommy. I am of the white end of that. The mommy. I'm like, I respect that shit, bro, but I got to get these sideburns even dubbed daddy. I got, I got to be up to 101 in eight minutes, homie. You know, uh, but yeah, he just he'll get real native on it. You know, we're like in the eve of the setting sun. He just, you know, he'll do like in the season of the quiet moon. I'm like, bro, um, yes, I agree with you, but I got a, we got a, I need these

bangs. Just half inch off these bitches and I'm out You know, he's like in the valley of the two rivers Like what are you talking about bro? I got a calik or what I got you know, I just I respect the topography you're doing, but I got to go home, you know, you take Venmo He's like an eve of the setting sky. Oh, you with son trust? Whatever it is, brother. Oh, yeah, I just, I hated that I had to hurry, but, um, but I respect a man. You know, I respect Native Americans.

I respect anybody that's doing what they can. Um, I'm sorry about everything that happened in Native Americans, man. I really am. It breaks my heart. You know, and here we are trying to learn ways to live off the land again. We've gone full circle. I think because we're realizing some of the patterns of our civilization doesn't work out.

Some of the patterns, the mythological patterns of capitalism and of those sorts of things don't always work out. So we're looking for solutions now So yeah, hug a damn native brother this holiday season Hug a fucking native baby. Buy them a squash, you know, you know buy them a Cornucopia, you know buy them a pork chop You know get them a get them a beautiful piece of meat to shank. You know, but treat, treat your native friends well because they are the leaders. They are the champions of time.

So I'm really grateful to been there and to have this cut. And especially in the, you know, back in the day, native, they, they scout you. So right when I sat down, well when I sat down, his shit, his raid, his truck battery had died. So we had to use my, I got a Cherokee, I got a Cherokee dude. So we used a Cherokee to

do to jumpstart his clippers. So that was good, but it was a little risky too, because you don't, I don't know how much of, you know, if you got 470 volts, you're rolling through a fucking set of clippers, dog. That doodle, you know, he'll open up a damn, you're occipital. If you ain't careful in that bitch,

he'll will down, he'll line you, bro. He'll line you up with the Lord. Maybe if you're not real careful, you know, so God, that bitch was at a high octave, you know, the second he put it on the dogs were hiling up, you know, couple streets over and shit. And what we got it done. So thank you, dreamer, baby. Thank you.

I'm grateful and happy, um, native native heritage American month, brother. It's time we fucking quit bullshit and we let these motherfuckers loose dog. We need to break into these concenos and let these motherfuckers loose, bro. And put them back on horses and let them take, let them take over this bullshit that we're living in now. Native American Heritage Month is observed in November. So that was beautiful. What else? We're going to talk to Tammy today. Tammy Mannes. She set the record for the world's longest mullet. And we want to learn a little bit about her and see what's going on with her. What else?

When it hit doesn't work like it used to before. And I can't keep you out of my mind. Baby I still loving you, you loving me. It's Sharon lyrics boy. Got to see it, Sharon's baby. I got to see it. Sharon's. Here's what happened. So I had some shows in Las Vegas and thank you for coming out.

Somebody urinated on someone at one of the shows. They said it was an accident. It couldn't have been. But that's okay. Baby God does stuff like that. And we move forward. But it was really, really exciting. I've been doing some bigger shows just because even at this rate, I'm going to be on tour for the next year. So I know

there's some places where tickets have sold out. Don't go pay extra for fancy tickets. We'll come back and get you get it in a fair rate. So don't do that, don't feel bad. But yeah, so anyway, I got to go hang out. I got to go see the chain smoker, right? Seeing them before and passing, but I never got to go see their band. So I go, right? I'm having a nice time. It's Halloween night, and I'm pretty beat. It's been a long

Couple years or whatever so I'm just enjoying it. It's a great show and Ed Sheeran comes out and Ed Sheeran's baby you know if you if you've never seen Ed Sheeran's baby, you know, he's this I Mean he's from He's from another country. And when he comes out, man, he means it. He's almost like, oh, it almost seems like he's like, like he's could be related to Santa because he came on stage and it was a, the vibe was great, right? But he comes on and he was having so much fun. That it just changed the whole energy. It just like took the whole energy of the place into like another level of joy.

And it was just nice to see you. And the things that he was, he, it was just nice to see it and the things that he was he it was Halloween. And he just he was dressed like a part of like a muffler like a catalytic converter. Something was like a helmet. I don't remember what it was crazy looking like a car part or something. Like a like a hero at a at autoone, right? And he rolls, he comes out on stage on in that, right? And just half of an air filter cover with eye holes and he's just having a blast, man. He was having so much fun.

And it took, it just made everybody have such a good time. And so then, like, you would think, oh, if it's a DJ set, because chain smokers are DJs, right? They play DJ music. So they played like Ed Sheeran's like most upbeat song. I don't know. I don't have it here in front of me,

but, and if you're on the YouTube, you can hear, you can see I'm putting video in here because that's what I'm doing today with this. And, but then they, as soon as the song went in, he thought he was just going to do like one song with the chain smoker guys. Then he they would start one of his next songs. All right. So.

So it kept getting like more ballad, you know, because he sings like a lot of ballads and just, you know, he's, you know, he's got that emo in. He's that, you know, he's that emo ganger, maybe that's who he is. And he's a masterful at it. And so he kept getting more validity. And so at first, you were like, no way everybody's just going to go along with this because it was kind of this up. It was like this, you know, it was more hype in there. And then everybody just goes more and more valid,

it's like we're almost just at an edge here and show. And I think by the Andy's singing perfect and everybody's like singing along, people are crying, somebody's admitting to somebody else that they're their real parent or something right next to me. I'm like, what? What the fuck? Let me get a gin and tonic and chill, dude.

You about to pay some back child support, buddy. That's insane, brother. But it was just, it was just an inter-nasty. If somebody shows up with a good energy or if somebody really shows up with a good energy, or if somebody really shows up with a good energy, that it can change the vibe of a space. So that was just a neat reminder to see that live and in person. So I'm going to let you know also this holiday season, we're going to do something called relative rodeo, where if you, if you can get, you know, here's how you do it.

What you wanna get is somebody hugging somebody in the family, they don't usually hug. So you know, be like, hey, Jonathan, go hug, Vanessa. And one of you just secretly kind of films it. And it's relative rodeo. How long can you hold, you know, I don't get I'm obscene don't you know Nobody needs to e jack or nothing. This is calm. This calm behavior. These are good people

But yeah, that's what it is. We're just gonna see want to promote some love out there because sometimes you know Uncle Henry's over there, and he don't like anybody fucking getting close to him or he will fucking chew his own shirt off. You know, because he's got, you know, he's got fucking shingles in his fucking brain. So that's when you tell, you know, get a fan, remember say, won't you go hug him? Let's see how long you can stay on him and just send me those videos. And that's for during Thanksgiving time, you know. No need to do it now, but I'm just letting you know

and that'll be relative rodeo and we'll make a montage and put it up there. I wanna thank you guys for checking out the Tucker Carlson episode. I thought it was interesting. You know, it's just nice to get to spend time with somebody and chat with him. Yeah, people asked me to have a big plans a lot of times with podcasts.

Sometimes I have some things I like to talk about, and sometimes I get scared to talk about them. I'm trying to be more brave. Sometimes I feel like I don't know enough. You know, it's like, like, I don't know enough. You know, it's like, damn, I don't know enough about this to really comment on it. And things like that. So, but I was just grateful for his time, man.

I'm grateful for everybody's time. I can't believe that we get to sit and chat with some, you know, different types of folks. And, you know, the world really is becoming a lot smaller in a lot of ways. So let me see what else I got here. Baby, I'm here, seven years. I am of the way and the way and the way and the way and the way and the way and the way and the way.

Oh yeah, I got to shave my neck up when. We got a you know what I'm saying? All dreams spin out from the same web Yeah Of course they do Do you take PayPal May the stars carry your sadness away. Yeah, I love that. I also, um, yeah, I need you to get a little bit more right above my ears. 17.

If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace. Treat all men alike. Give them all same law. Give them all an even chance to live and grow. All men were made by the same great spirit, chief. They all are brothers. The earth is the mother of all people. And all people should have equal rights upon it. Wow. That's really profound, man. That's really profound. I just saw this on this website.

You know, trying to think of what's been going on with me, man. I'm off of masturbation. So that has been nice. Oh, actually I have done it. I have done it. But I'm off of pornography. I'm off of pornography. I've seen some light pornography or semi accidental, I would say in the past 50 days

to 2 J pegs 2 J pegs in the last 50 days and I Like that my brain is start my imagination is starting to come back a little In the middle of the day, I'll just imagine a damn ass cheek, bro I'll just imagine an ass cheek and I don't find myself thinking as much purved out. My brain isn't as purved out. It's like it's nice. Yeah, my brain deserves that. You know, I shouldn't be showing my brain all that booty and all that ass and everything

So that feels pretty good. What else is going on the holidays are coming up. I am excited I got to take my knees to her first concert, dude. That was so fun That was so fun, man. We went to see Laney Wilson and Hardy and she'd been going through some things and She was my first niece that ever existed, you know, and I remember when she was born. I was just man, she really She really started to kind of change our family some because it was the first thing that we all had that we could all care about For our own reasons, you know

But that we all cared about it. We all cared about it and Our family needed that we'd never had any we'd never had anything like that really and So she's always had a real special place in my heart, you know, and she's cool. She's, she plays soccer and she's like, she's amazing, right? And so she's funny, she's creative, she's got a huge, she's gonna, she has, she adds, she's chat, you know, she's chatty, she's always community, you know, she got something to say or share. She energetic so Yeah, but it was cool man. We got to go see Laney who and then Laney let her come back and meet her

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Put your head on my shoulder. The old days man, it must have been romantic back then, huh? Romantic boy, you see a girl and her skirt moves a certain way and you just, you're at the inside of your mouth just gets damp. Oh, you don't even need any gum back then. People was so horny, bro. People was so horny back then. Oh, you'd see a girl put a bar head on across the classroom and when it snapped close, God, God your butt would get wet. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, boy, you bad boy, your butt would get wet, I bet. Because you was so horny back then, brother.

You was, God, you was so horny back then, brother. You was God. You was so horny. I remember all I remember one girl one time. She had a necklace or something and it got caught in a button on her shirt, right? She had like a pretty long necklace like I think. And it got caught in a button on her shirt, right? She had a pretty long necklace like I think. It was a good necklace for our area, but it wasn't real nice. You know, nobody knew that it wasn't nice though,

because nobody had anything nice. And it got caught in this button and she undid this button. And at an angle, I seen a like a bra, like a lace bra. Just a damn just just and it was right on the edge of a you oh over a breast and it was just like a damn titty doily It was just a damn titty doily baby. God. Oh my God every pimple on my face burst at the same time. It was like the fountains at the belagio. It was just it was, I mean, it was, oh my God, I didn't, and the inside of

my throat got all wet. I could not handle myself well. When I was a child, you know, at that age, boy, you show up and you were just, oh, you God, I remember. You know, I remember one time I tied my shoe, Lace got caught on something I fell on the ground and just came, I just, you body just, like, oh, oh, sorry. You got to get it out of your system, brother. You got to get it out of your system, maybe. I'm going to do that. It's winter. It's novon burr. You know that it's native. Let's just look it up and see what it means. What does it know?

mean The 11th month of the year Hmm What else we got to call they came in right here. Let's hear it What else we got to call they came in right here. Let's hear it. CEO, it's a patent from down in New Orleans. And I wonder what's up, patent right there. And thank you for calling brother until Eli and Arch, I said, what's up and Cooper? No, but he's nice guy. Onward. Why don't we see more black goes? Where are all the black goes? I feel like

you're underrepresented in the ghost community. Oh dang bro. Where the black ghost at man? They might be running late bro. They could be just know, I don't know of what that, you know, I don't know what it did to after life is like. And maybe life people been through a lot, they might be like, we ain't fucking, we done, you know, we take, you know, we ain't, we, we, we, we, we done. We, you know, we ain't doing, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we it. Come on. What else? We got another call that came in. I'm going to look at a little bit of news too. Hey, Theo, it's Jake from Indiana.

Jake, what's up, brother? Let's hear more I got an issue. It's been All me for a while How do you deal with being a sibling of a Younger sibling of someone who's very successful and You just don't feel like you have the right tools to do what they did and being a young man and a factory and that's all you got to your name sometimes it feels like you're not doing it yourself. At least that's where I'm at anyway. Thanks for the call brother. Yeah, you know, I felt this a lot with my brother. You know, I felt other times I feel a less educated than him, you know,

less capable. Sorry, I'm not trying to make this about me, but I'm just sharing, I can relate to a little bit of that. But I think that you have to look at your family as a group in a way. You have to look at your blood as the, that's the sort of the marker for you, you know? You're all part, you know, it takes everybody

to get somebody out of the mud sometimes. It takes everybody. You know, sometimes you might have an older sibling and I took a couple of Ls so you didn't have to. You know, you might have somebody that's dealt with addiction or dealt with. You know, took like abuse from a parent or something. So then you the next kid didn't, you know,

it's like, it's all, so one person's success is really, it's a familial, it's a familial effort, I think. So I think if there's a way to take pride in it as a family, like, wow, look what our family has accomplished here, you know, we have a family member that's a great singer or a family member that's a great artist

or a family member that is a teacher, a doctor, a nurse that started their own mechanic shop or that is a great father. That's another part we don't look at sometimes about success. Yeah, if somebody says, hey, show me your success. What would you show them a picture of your family? Would you show them a degree you've gotten?

Would you show them an award that you want? Would you play for them something that you made or would you show them a house that you had built or painted? I think there's a lot of things like that. Unfortunately, I think we have a society sometimes that doesn't measure a lot of successes like that, but that's just our society's choice at this time. I don't think that that's a realistic.

I think that is an error, you know, errorful way that we have gone off on. But what else? Yeah, man. But yeah, I think in trying to have, trying to maybe some of the, I'm fantasy, like I have a sister that's a nurse, sometimes I'll put my, like wonder what she's doing

or think about if she's giving somebody an IV or if she's sitting there joking laughing with her co-workers or something or you know and I'll almost pretend like I'll pretend like I'm there being her for a second or you know my brother is a he's a tree guy you know he did trees for a long time and and now he is doing some more entrepreneurial like trying to learn some arts and stuff like that and music theory and different things that he really enjoys. And now he's doing different stuff. But I was always so envious that he had like a business. We had like a, you know, we had a

handful of employees, but he woke up and he had a business. And I always, I don't know, we had our handful of employees, but he, you know, and he, but he woke up and he had a business and I always I don't know there would be sometimes I would Like just fantasize that I was sitting in the work truck with him or I Don't know But yeah, it's hard. It's hard not to be envious And I think some of that can come at times. That's normal. It's just like recognizing it and And also, I think if it's a family member

that's had some success, they'll recognize the parts that you've had in the making of their success, you know? Yeah, hang in there, baby, you got this, man. What else do we got? Somebody right here here praise God. What's up, video? My name's Clay. Lance.

What's up, Clay, baby? Hell yeah, boy. And Clay, son, that's the very native American thing. Clay, you know, you ever meet somebody like named Clay and then you just fucking try to shape them into something different? Like, hey, I'm Clay. You're like, ah, you're a bull now! Uh, let's hear more.

It's giving right now, I'm a shity in a tree. And yesterday I was going to a gym and uh, I got scammed. He's dude pulled up on me me trying to sell some speakers. The old trick, but yeah, they got me good. Got me for $1,000. Harder and money right there, but love the podcast. Love the show. Keep on going.

Praise, baby. I'm sorry that happened to you. Thank you for getting it out of your system here. People get scammed all the time. 70 out of 100 people have been scammed. Fonest, they call it. People get taken advantage of, ah, but that's the fucking bro.

You know, you gotta keep that machete on you, dog. Keep that machete on you. But. Keep that machete on you. But yeah, you buy a couple speakers, next thing you know, you open the box. And instead of some rock for five skates, you just got a couple of just rocks in there. You got damn, just two fucking, you got two, 14 inch pieces of shale in there. You're like damn brother. So it's unfortunate man. All right, we got involved in a damn pyramid scheme. We got somebody was doing glitter mining by us.

A man came through and over and by the damn Gibson's parking lot and they got about 12 of us And we lost all that shit man, they never paid up and Oh, and it's a marriages and everything some of the marriages was illegal anyways that it shouldn't even have been Fucking honestly, so I was a blessing. You never know where the blessings are gonna come in baby. Oh God What else? Honestly, so I was a blessing. You never know where the blessings are gonna come in baby. Oh God What else A CEO this is Nick come from Brooksville, Florida

What's up big Nick and Nick rhymes with um Dick D. I C K Dick they can say it let's hear more neck I was just wondering I thought you thought you were gonna say dick didn't you let's hear more buddy I wanted some advice from you so I just graduated high school I became a welder so now I'm doing that hey man a way to get a trade right out the gate. Get a trade.

Hell yeah, dude. But I'm working night shift right now. So I really don't get to see a lot of friends, family, anything like that. I was always thinking that maybe when I turned 19, I might join the law enforcement academy and try to go down that route. Just wanted to see what your opinions were on that

and what you think I should do. Yeah brother, I love it. I think we need more good officers out there and people will you sound like you can, you know, are able to verbally communicate clearly. And, um, yeah, an American has enough to give you a weapon and get you out there. So I think you should do it, man. And you could weld too brother That'd be sick Just weld a fucking inmate to the back of a car something well let bitch in if somebody's real bad You just if somebody's a killer a murder you just weld just weld them bitches just be right along that door line And just weld them bitches in the back

You know and then put a couple damn bees in there Couple of gods fucking air ninjas in that bitch and let them loose. God, I want you to be a cop. So yeah, I'm all for it, brother, I like your attitude. You're already creating possibilities for each of you, creating experiences. It's so crazy. How the second you decide to do something, you go take the first step. The other steps are a billion times easier. It's unbelievable. I'm proud of you, man. Nothing changes if nothing changes, baby.

You wanna do something different? You gotta do something different. Praise God, daddy. Thank you, man, for calling. It made me feel excited for some reason. I think sometimes I live by carousel to do other people's jobs, you know. Kind of like I was saying about my family or people that are, you know, somebody calls in

or a bus driver or a farmer doing deliveries, you know. There's things I used to love. Like I used to love to get to paint. I worked on my buddy's farm and I would do painting over there and I would get stung by bees and bitten by animals and I loved it out there and they gave me a gun too and I fucking shot shot a shot a hole in this in a water reservoir and I lost my job. But, anyway, sorry, what's that talking about? But yeah, someone was I like to fantasize. What else we got going? What's going on in the news right here? Native American,

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She's from Knoxville, Tennessee, and she's the grower of the world's longest mullet. She's verified. And yeah, damn, baby, she could grow grapes on that thing. My God! Tammy Manis. Tammy Manis, nice to see you today. Thank you so much for having me.

Yeah, congratulations on you got that scalpel of a baby. You got all of it. I've got it all fluffy today. God. And what you taking it for a walk is that it kind of a something the way you set it up for a Sunday or is there? How does it go throughout the week? The hair care. How is it? It does not fall at freely during the week, but I have my friend with me this weekend, I have a family get together,

and so we can coordinate with doing this in the getting it re-braided. I have to keep it braided because otherwise, by the end of the day, my tail is dragging. All of my tail is so dragging because it's actually longer than I am. Oh wow, see, you've really outdone yourself literally. It's one of those things. It's like, really?

You tried to do that? No, just life happened. I haven't had it. Yeah, did you get forgetful or you're in a coma or something? How'd you get it that long? How long is it? It is 68 inches long, but it's fully stretched out. I'm only 64 inches tall. Okay, so there you go, you vow, yeah.

Wow, that's so long. And do you get scared? Like, you, because you, it must be a little risk in there, huh? Like if you, you know, a mistake in your box fan or something like that and you're, your afternoon could change. Are you being a neck brace? I know where my tail is.

I'm pretty tail aware now. Okay. So, and like I said, it stays in a braid. So and where I work, I use to wear a back brace because I'm old and it tames the tail. Okay. When I sit down, it's funny. My nurse manager, she actually says, I laugh every time you sit down to draw blood because I automatically just throw thought over my left leg. Oh, yeah. It's like I know where it is. That's beautiful. Yeah, there's something lovely about that, you know. Does it almost feel like a pet? Does it almost feel like a friend or something? Oh no, not a bit. It's just, it's something I've had for 33 and a half years now. So, yes,

it is a part of me. Yeah. Oh yeah, I can imagine. Well, you know, I have just a starter kit going on on the back of my head, but I am. I do, do you got em all? It's your good. Well, we'll see, you know. It feels like me. Once my hair got longer, it just felt like me.

It was like, oh, this is where I'm always supposed to be. This is the way my head is supposed to have been. Do you feel most comfortable with your hair like that? Like, would you feel very out of sorts, you think, if you had to take it off? I saw something once and somebody had just come up and cut somebody's hair and it made me nauseous. I actually had a tail prior to this one back in 80 89 and I cut it and it was only you know probably about five or six inches, which I still have oh yeah, and I immediately felt this Anxed I was like okay, did I go ahead? So February 9th 1999 you I started growing this one. So yes, it has a birthday. Yeah So how old is it? It is 33 and a half.

It'll be 34 years, day, break the night. Praise God. Maybe if we plucked a strand of it or a cord of it and we tested it, what would it test positive for? Can you got a long? Well, I'll tell everybody, I couldn't do drugs in my life because you can literally do a drug test on hair. And I would have been in so much trouble

that I'd be a good girl. I don't do that stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Damn, boy, because yeah, I think, yeah, there's just so much of you really be able to just kind of, you could probably find the exact Friday night

that you smoked a joint if somebody wanted to get real particular on there. What is your mother think of it? What does she think of your long hair and your world record now? Because you're in a record book, aren't you? Yes, I actually have my beautiful think of it. What does she think of your long hair and your world record now? Because you get you're in a record books, aren't you? Yes, I actually have my beautiful in this world record book here.

Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, I said, I'm, I'm, um, show me your page. Let me see what page you're on. Wow. Show it. Hey, that's awesome. Yeah. Be me. Yeah. But back to my mom, I said, uh, somebody played a negative comment once and they said, oh,

they must be so proud. And I said, well, actually, my mom's probably up in heaven looking down laughing her butt off now. Yeah. My mom passed away a few years ago. But yeah, I think she would think it was hilarious. Oh, that's cool. Yes, she's probably getting a good laugh out of it.

Oh, oh, yeah. She'd probably like, well, it's just a hair. I'm like, yes, mother. No, no people, what are, what are some of the nicknames or you got like, maybe I was trying to think of something like Billy Ray Ponzel, maybe, or I'm trying to think of. I like that one, really, very fun though. I think I've probably started mine for a few years.

No, it's just, it's just the tale. Everybody knows me for my hair. I mean, people came remember my name, but they go, I want the one that I'm hair. Yeah. And it was so funny because when I was on deployment with the state guard during COVID, I was in uniform all the time.

So after I got off COVID, I got hired at the health department. I didn't have time. I hair tucked anymore because I didn't in uniform. And the people were just like, you've always had that. I said, yeah, I just knew how to hide it. Wow.

So. Yeah, you never know what people are hiding these day, boys. You never know. Oh, yeah. Somebody told me. I work in public health. Tell me about it. God damn you dude.

You never know. Somebody will show you a mole that they can piss out of. You know, it's just a weird world out there. I tell people I can strangle you and they'd be looking for a rope, okay? Yeah, now we're talking, huh? You ever done any light crime with it, Tammy? Oh no, I mean, it's like, you know,

with all the people out in the world, you know, the hair and everything, nah, and I don't need that career. Yeah. What about any long term plans with it? If you considered maybe doing uh, locks for love or locks for lust even hell, I'd buy a damn half a foot and make a damn orgy towel out of it or something. I mean, I bet you got it. You got the thread. That's what I was saying. Somebody said, you know, you know, only fans, you know, a feed hair. I said,

no, no, no, I have a, I like to keep a decent image. Um, no, I've had people say, so we're gonna cut it now. And I told the news person, I said, let me think about that. No, yeah, I'm very blessed because not everybody's hair will grow long. That's a great point. That's a great point. She always doing it for the people that can't do it, even there's a little bit of that in there. Sure, sure. We'll go with that. And now when you say if you go to heaven one day, right? And you uh, what was where you would just the hair go with it is it. I hope somebody's up there that can braid it for me. Oh yeah. Because I can't do it by myself. I have to have somebody do it for me. Now that's kind of interesting. You have to have a partner really to get to keep that hair well.

Yep, and she's been in some of the videos that Genners put out because they did a whole photo shoot which was really cool. Yeah, and they've done different videos and I've found a lot of them online. I mean, because this story got out which was amazing. And I mean, some of the people's got the video so my brother who was more technological than I am, he actually filmed the whole thing where she took it down and he did it in fast motion and then we did a whole time of writing it

because it takes her about an hour and 15 minutes. To break it. By the time she, yeah, by the time she braids it and rewraps it because I put a little crochet floss at the top, keep from getting so fuzzy. It will be on the end. Oh damn, I think you're getting it ready for church, huh? And what kind of sand you put in it? You put any sand or something in it?

What do you guys do over there? Yeah. You know, I doped to somebody because I asked, are you getting a hair care product from those? I said no, but I'm already made commercial for maintenance and tail hair in condition. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, I bet half the pre-knit gets fucking pissed if you walk by they get reed them ponies will show

out on shore. Yeah it's actually a pretty good product but I've used several things through the years but I like stuff with our gun I have shampoo condition and then a leaving condition arrive before she breaks it. Oh, it's beautiful. God Oh, and it gets it gets re-brated about once a week Hmm, my it sounds it sounds damn majestic really sounds royal it really does I don't know if you see it it comes all the way up. Oh, yeah God. Oh, yeah, I like it if I get it's kind of hard to show the whole thing Oh, baby, I get it baby. Oh, it's like oh my god. Yeah, it kind of Fluffy you tell the Irish in me there with the British. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Yeah.

Oh, I feel like that's impressive. I'm like, okay. Thank you. Now you ever called a lover on it You ever put a little chicken liver on the end of it or a butter scotch or something and just kind of you You got a little toe line for your air. I know, no, but I'm always careful from around cats. Mm-hmm. Cause I think it's a building cat toy right there. Oh, they do it, okay. They don't have a heart, do they?

It's something I've dealt with, so I know how to deal with it. But yeah, it's a conversation, please. Yeah. Well, it sure is. Well, it brought us yeah, it's a conversation, please. Yeah. Well, it sure is. Well, it brought us here to talk to you today, Tammy. And I just want to say thanks, yeah, A, for just doing something unique.

It's fun to do something unique in your life. And people don't realize there's all types of ways to find some way to be creative or to be expressive. And I think that's just such a nice reminder. I'm just too I am. that's what I tell everybody. I said, I just try to be nice to my job well. And one negative comment of when I had several when all this came out and people were making

some negative comments and I'm like, they're talking about the state of the world. I said, yes, I'm in healthcare. I understand how the world is. If this gives somebody something to smile at, laugh about, make fun of, something different. Oh yeah. If it takes your mind off of stuff going bad,

that's fine with me. I'm good with it. Oh, you could stand by any river in Louisiana and you could charge a nickel every time somebody want to rope swing off in it. That thing, honey, I'll say that. I wish I could make a nickel up every time somebody made a comment about it.

I'm really tired. Now that about it. That's fair. That's fair. Look, that hair tear if baby, that's it. Look, that counts. Is there a meet up? Is there a meet up for the Guinness World Record holders? You guys do an event. Do you get to meet the guy with the longest tooth or the sharpest elbow or the guy who's

been underwater for a month or whatever? Like, is there a, you know, the guy who's been underwater for a month or whatever, like, is there a, um, you know, is there any sort of? Not that I know of. I know there's mullet meetups. Yeah. You have different. Well, that's for drugs. I am.

That's for drugs. So that's just called. Oh, that's tedious. I might have to turn that job down as a judge. You're all zapped about. Well, look, though, I'll just say the ones that the rest area are, I'll tell you that. That's for sure. Yeah.

God bless those people. Yeah, we just wanted to say, Hey, Tammy, we know there's been a lot of hype and hoopla. And I've gotten tagging so many pictures, wanting us to say, Hey, to you and get to spend a little bit of time. So just want to say, congratulations. Yeah, congratulations.

And thank you so much for chatting with us today. We appreciate you. I know my brother's thrilled, because when I first got the invitation, we couldn't hook up and my brother was checking on my social media. I actually gave him the password and he goes, oh my God, I missed the invitation from ThioVon. I'm like, I don't have time to check on this stuff.

So I was looking you up and I'm like, oh crap, all those people. I'm gonna you up and I'm like, oh crap all those people I'm gonna be the most boring interview he's ever done and he wants to talk to me, okay Now you're great. You're you're doing something unique, you know, I could I you know, I don't have anything You know, I'm not gonna say I never been known or if anything long, but you know, I never really You know, I got God that God gave me what he gave me, you know, and that's fine with us. So, somebody said, you know, other people have long hair.

I said, I don't know people who can sing, but they're not on the voice. It's just how lucky you get with what you got. Yeah. Well, you got, I'm thankful and I'm happy. Amen. I like your attitude. Happy holidays to you, Tammy, and thank you for your time tonight. You as well. Keep your mullet going.

Keep it true. You're good. Yeah, I'll see y'all. Maybe I might see you in the mullet streets next year. All right. Hey, take care. Thank you so much. You two dollar my bye. Bye. Thank you, Tammy. Not often you get to talk to this a real vine of society right there. Just one of God, just one of mother nature's damn just just a fern of beauty. Oh, it's beautiful. That tail boy, you hang that thing out of window at night, boy, seven raccoons, oh, hump it. Maybe God praise God.

Thank you, Tammy. All right. This is a call that came in. Thank you for hitting the hotline as always outline is 95 664 9503 Let's hear this My name is Alex. I'm from Denmark and Denmark, baby Denmark did it

Yeah, Ricky don't it Denmark did it Denmark did it. Yeah, Ricky done it. Denmark did it. Onward, brother. I want to start off by saying thank you for being you. I am, I've been through a year of depression and, uh, while you're videos and your insights, everything from your humor to how you tackle the deeper questions in life.

It's truly inspirational and it's been a big light in my existence at least and I am sure from any others. Well thanks man that's a nice thing for you to say man. Yeah I'm just trying to just trying to do my best man just trying to stay alive baby and but yeah that's very it's a nice thing for you to say. Onward brother. During this time, um, I have two questions for you. Um, number one, I have asked for this.

So I'm old is mom, baby, as you would say. Damn, baby, you got the Euro Tism baby. Gaaaang! Bro, woo, woo. We never fucking had that shit on it, bro. We never had the exchange right on that fricking tism, bro, that tassim or whatever they call it over there, you know, tassom, tassom.

We never had that exchange rate on that tassom, tassom, tassom, tassom, tassom. Tassom, we never had that shit, baby. We never had it. So God, good to see you, baby. Fucking do it, you mark, baby. We never had it. So God good to see you baby Fucking do it. Mark baby with that Fuck yeah, dude. I knew that shit would make it overseas. Baby. You're all gonna fucking get it Praise God boy

We're all gonna be playing fucking Zelda somewhere in hell baby. Let's hear it. Oh, we're sorry, man, sorry. Oh, we're this mob, baby. As you would say, which I love, by the way, um, how would you go about a first date? Like how would you ensure that date doesn't, is mild fully? My second question to you is, well, first of all, this how you do a first date, man, you don't do no, you don't try to do no sex. You don't try to do no titty.

You don't try to do no booty. Oh don't try to do no titty. You don't try to do no booty. Oh, well, I'm nothing. You do regular. You do communication. You do constant positive energy. You know, you do learning, get some coffee and maybe have a, oh, shit, it's up already snack. Have a snack.

Have a snack. You gotta do something easy. Drop somebody off, get him a new, but don't try to make all the magic happen. Don't take me, because there are no magic left in the sack, hold me? There are no magic left in the sack, baby, you gotta leave some magic in the sack, homie. There's no magic left in the sack, baby. You gotta leave some magic in the sack. So that's what I was doing.

If you have autism or whatever you got, baby as burgers, fucking, I ain't as burgers, whatever you got, dog. Fucking one of the wall burgers, one of them's got the shit, Ron or whatever. Tell them straight up, hey, baby, you know, I'm that fucking, I'm that fucking spectrum donkey, homie. Tell her straight up, tell her show where you at on the spectrum, bring a ruler.

You know, so that'll help, baby, you're gonna be fine. Maybe I'll test a lot of chicks, they'll love a dude who got a fucking problem. As long as it's an energetic one, and as long as it's energetic one and long as it You do yard work and you fucking get out there and you build a damn A trevoli fountain or whatever out of the leaves or some kind of shit. She's gonna love you, dude If you bit bit bit build a arch of triumphant out of the damn You know out of some shit you supposedumphant out of the damn, you know, out of some shit you're supposed to pull out of the garage.

You can love you brother and that's God working with you onward. Um, I've noticed in your latest videos you're wearing these really cool black, e-veeter style sunglasses. I was curious could you share the brand and all of those because I would love to get them for myself and carry a bit of feel swag on my day? Hell yeah, baby, and these are these altism fucking blonders, baby These are his tism blonders though They see me tizzin

They hated Bruh Knock-known, who's there? Altism, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, where the hell is that? Not here. Um, I don't know what these are, man. I don't know even where I got them.

I've been trying to find a sunglass company that will partner or something with us and help us get some awareness out there or get some sunglasses out there. Maybe we would do a good tism shade, maybe that would be nice. Because really autism is just a, is this kind of like a, God puts a filter on your a shade in a way. And it's like a unique shade that we don't know that much about. And so I think that would be pretty cool.

So one of our goals next year is to get into doing some supportive stuff. So it's just been hard. You know, I got to get some more help. And, you know, this year we've really spent a lot of our spare time just trying to build the podcast, and I haven't done as many solo episodes Some of that's been because It's been stress. It's been it's just the My stress gets built up and it's hard for me to Breathe Yeah, I want to be in a calm enough place when I do these, so I can try to communicate earnestly

from somewhere in my brain, or in my feelings or whatever. And it just, yes, I'll just, I just gotta breathe more. I just got to breathe more. So hope I have a few more before the end of the year. But dude, Denmark, that's so crazy, man. Thank you for communicating from Denmark

and good luck with the disease and good luck with everything, brother. We love you, man. Praise God, baby. God is doing work, man. What else? Somebody got a tattoo of us right there? Oh, that's beautiful, man. Be good to yourself. It says, oh, it's still bleeding, Jesus. God. Okay, buddy, be safe. Okay, be safe. Oh, this one is cool. This one is the little gang, gang, guy, the little animation guy

that Bartos does and he's a Polishman. So if you wonder how the animation started, people say, well, how did the animation start? Sometimes this man communicated inside of, I would love to do something and find a way to do something together. And so here we are just Funny taking that first step and Um All right, let's hear what we got here. What's going on? Hey, seal bond This is Riley and What's up Riley Let's hear more baby do it

Recently at my middle school there's this new kid that's transit. What the fuck is middle school? Middle school. What am I thinking of middle school? Like, what? Um, okay. Yup, yup, sorry. Let's hear more, man. There's this new kid that's transit over the years, it's a new year.

And alright, so it's cool and stuff. Alright, I don't know if my be offensive, I don't know no offense. Oh, it's fine. But yeah, he's a big black kid. And I pay him $3 to know my friend, like, messing my friend. Okay, so you paid a brother $3 a mess with your friend. Okay, we got it.

I think that's called, what is that called? I don't know, was here more? And definitely does. You slap them and you kept on requesting more and more money. And if you're trying to get me to send them more money, and I don't really know what to do. Ugh, dang, that's what she looked, man. If you start a $3 brother, though,

you don't say, you can't ask for, you can't be expecting $5 behavior. If you, you know what I'm saying? You can't be expecting $10 behavior out of $3 brother or any $3 hit man. So I think you gotta, you gotta got to, you got to top him off with the extra that money. I get him another seven and say, look, this shit ends here, daddy.

This shit ends here because if he slapped him, damn bro. You involved in damn crime, brother. You in damn crime, homie. God damn brother. Yeah, that's look. I've've been there you start a couple dollar brother on some low key crime, and then you can't fucking stop He want to see you know because sometimes people get motivated a little bit it doesn't matter what the avenue is Weather is it all You know for the good or the bad You know in these days crime half of our government is crime

So hell that dude could be a damn mayor in six months But God baby. Yeah, seven you buy I said you hit him with that seven bucks, man Let me I might even pay it off for you man because I don't want you getting involved with some show I don't want you getting too deep in shit. You still too young man for that god damn brother. Oh deep in shit, you're still too young, man, for that god damn brother. Oh yeah, I remember I'd lend a dude $8 some dude with no fucking shoes. And he bought a bunch of dope and I had to go down to his fucking family and their door was inoperable or something, some of the and yet to go in and out right through their fucking window by the sink you had a fucking climb up this plant pot and get in there. Oh, it was so scared dude.

And they were in there fucking they had a cat that was dying and they were in their bottle feeding it. And I was like, I do not need my eight dollars. I am getting the fuck out of this shit. So. All right. This is a call that came in. APO, my name is Gabe. I'm from right around the Louiston Auburn area. I was Maine. Thank you for calling Gabe.

I appreciate it. Up to Maine, yeah, I've been up there. And there was a John Travolta touched, where my buddy's daddy said, John Travolta touched his leg once up there on a ferry. So he had beautiful legs for a 75 year old. Onward? The name, I know you mentioned before,

you really like Maine, and I saw you up here in Portland about a year ago when you came out of your special. Boilin about a year ago when you came out of your special. We just had a first mass shooting in Maine and it was actually right down the road for me at a bowling alley in a bar that I've gone to before and I've gone to the bowling alley quite a bit. I've always read about this stuff happening in other places and it just kind of hits at home.

I mean literally it's right down the road. I know a 14 year old boy was killed and it was like a youth night at the bowling alley and I think our whole community up here is really taken back by it. And I didn't have any family involved. I just knew a new level of few people who passed away. And obviously it's a small community and knew who they were. I just don't, I don't think anyone around here

really knows how to move forward past this. I mean, with time I guess, but I just don't, I don't know how people do it being in a bigger city and just kind of stuff happening all the time. I mean, it's not normal. It's not normal. Yeah, it's not normal, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's been happening in your community, man. Yet happened in Nashville. Every year there's a, there's a place that gets it new val day. Oh, yeah, I don't know what to say. You know, and maybe you're not even looking for me to say anything.

Maybe just looking for somebody just to sit here with you for a minute. Yeah, man, I can do that. I can just sit here with you for a minute. If you need to feel something or whatever. Yeah, I can sit here with you and care about you for a minute or try to, you know. Sometimes when I try to care about people, I just, I just try to like close my eyes and just think about how wonderful they are. That's how I think how I do it. Let me think how I do it. Yeah, and I think I just wish I could do anything to make them feel better, you know? But yeah, just know that people are thinking of you, man. You know, my, uh, when you said it's not normal, it's so true. It's not normal.

I don't know. You know, it's a good question. Is it? It's not normal. I don't know, you know, it's a good question. Is it is it it's not normal? We shouldn't do this to each other other countries don't do this You know, I think Every society is really an experiment You know, we've learned a little bit from previous societies that stays around, but societies get manipulated and compromised by different forces and dark forces. And then it's in the experiment changes. But yeah, it'd be nice if we could go back to a time where we were just more connected to the nature, you know? When you saw a deer, it would just like, it wouldn't run, maybe.

You know, I don't know. That could be fucking delusional, too. But also back then, a fucking raccoon, you might be looking at a deer and then two raccoons jump out the tree and fuck you up. You know, that's the weird thing. It's like, is it normal? Is the, are we, does it nature always just devolve into something anarchal?

I don't know. I don't know. But I think it's, it's, it's not comfortable. And yeah, I'm sorry that that happened in your community. I'm sorry that every other's new communities where it happens. But I sometimes I start to believe that we're going to get to fit. We're going to figure this out. We're going to get out of this.

We're going to get out of this pain. We're going to climb out, you know? The river can see the moon. In the distance of the seventh moon, the oyster listens to his family. Like, look, dude, I got to get, I look, I just need one of these sovereigns a little, you know, can you just fade this up a little? The tree learns his ways from the wind. Yeah, I understand that.

Can you, I just, I gotta get this, can you, this, I gotta get this fade a little tighter, man, you know. Do not change horses in the middle of the river. Yeah, I, look man, I totally agree. I got four minutes, I gotta be up that on ramp. So can I got yeah, you just tight, just decide even it up a little bit please. All right guys, I gotta get, I gotta go.

I've been on here for a long time. But yeah, I just got to remember the breeze, man. They must want us to breathe. God must want us to breathe because he gave us two places to breathe out of. You know, you could do it frontwards backwards. You could do the backwards frontwards. That's the only way you can do it breathing. But anyway, sorry, I think my brain's just getting tired. I want to thank you guys for your continued support. And what else?

It's nice, man. It's a nice time of year. It's a great time of year to keep our eyes open and keep our hearts open. Do our best back off that wing or baby, and let the Lord touch you. That's what I'm saying. Dehand that wiener and let the Lord touch you. That's what I'm saying, baby. So I'm feeling that. I'm feeling just feeling excited about that. Getting in touch with just a better intentions and spirits this holiday season. What else? I feel like there's someone supposed to tell you, but I can't remember what it was.

God bless everybody in Israel and Palestine. They got to figure some freedom out over there, man. You know, usually when you hear free a place place free to bet free queue, but they, that, there needs to be some free. And there's, you know, you don't, otherwise you don't hear it. You know what I'm saying? That's you don't hear the thing. You don't hear free America.

You don't hear free Israel. You don't hear free Russia. You don't hear free Michigan. You don't hear it. So usually it's a good sign that they got to figure something out. But I'm praying for my friends in pain. I'm praying for those people in pain. It's just, it's a lot. Being alive sometimes is a lot. Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to just get enough, say a space there, but we got to go out and do our best, baby. And I love you guys, and what can we roll out on?

This one will get us there. How about enjoy this one right here. You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it. me I know a place where we can be free there is a light shining for you guiding your way helping me through shadows and gloom I'll let you see we Will find a place where we can be free